WEBVTT - Weirdhouse Cinema: Hercules (1983)

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Stuff to Blow your Mind, a production of

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<v Speaker 1>My Heart Radio. Hey, welcome to Weird House Cinema. This

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<v Speaker 1>is Rob Lamb and this is Joe McCormick and Rob.

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<v Speaker 1>I am so excited for the movie you picked today

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<v Speaker 1>because it is our very first Weird House Cinema leather

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<v Speaker 1>diaper barbarian movie. Uh that I can't believe it's taken

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<v Speaker 1>us this long to do one, because the LDBM is

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<v Speaker 1>a almost perfect subgenre, well suited to two. I think

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<v Speaker 1>our sort of knowledge bases and and tastes and and

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<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite things about the leather diaper movies

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<v Speaker 1>of the eighties is yes, they you know, they have

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<v Speaker 1>a basis in the sort of Conan thing. You'll have

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<v Speaker 1>a strong guy with muscles wearing a loincloth. He carries

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<v Speaker 1>a sword or an axe, or maybe he just wrestles

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<v Speaker 1>or something. But what I love about the movies like

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<v Speaker 1>this from the eighties is that they so will often

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<v Speaker 1>start mixing genres in a in a bizarre, haphazard, almost

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<v Speaker 1>blindfolded way. So the pinnacle of this, I think I've

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned on the show before is a movie called Your

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<v Speaker 1>Hunter from the Future, in which a Conan type guy

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<v Speaker 1>muscle dude in leather diaper uh does battle at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the movie with Darth Vader. But this one

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to be talking about today is in fact

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<v Speaker 1>a Hercules movie where Hercules fights robots. Yes, this is

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<v Speaker 1>um okay, so it's definitely a sword in Sandals muscleman movie.

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<v Speaker 1>But it is also very spacey in a way that

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't quite uh, it doesn't go so far as

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<v Speaker 1>to say this is science fiction Hercules. Um it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>still grounded in some sort of mythic sensibilities and in

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<v Speaker 1>an idea that we're we're in antiquity, but everything is

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<v Speaker 1>also just totally Oh I was thinking of it. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>what if Hercules in stories of Hercules were just totally

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<v Speaker 1>Italian space disco, but without the Italian space disco music,

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<v Speaker 1>but just that sense of like glittering, sparkling cosmos and

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<v Speaker 1>sweat and uh yeah it's in sexuality and and so forth.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's what this movie feels like. It also has

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<v Speaker 1>that Italian disco sci fi sense of it's a movie

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<v Speaker 1>where they don't even try to hide the strings and

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<v Speaker 1>the special effects shots, so you'll see, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>there's the jar from which all creation emerges when it

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<v Speaker 1>explodes in space. And so they have a special effects

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<v Speaker 1>shot where there's a jar floating in the starfield and

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<v Speaker 1>then it blows up, but then you see pieces of

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<v Speaker 1>it are just dangling from strings and they leave it

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<v Speaker 1>in the shot, and yeah, I high five for that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The the effects in this film are ambitious but often imperfect,

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<v Speaker 1>but in a way that has a real charm to it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. Um, I won't say that many of the

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<v Speaker 1>effects in this movie look great, but I did enjoy them. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>they're very enjoyable there, and they're often different from like

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<v Speaker 1>you go into a film like this and you expect, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, special effects that don't quite knock it out

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<v Speaker 1>of the park. But but this one, it goes in

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<v Speaker 1>some directions you don't really expect. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>sort of transparencies and a lot of things sparkling and

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<v Speaker 1>sort of exploding with electronic synth that you you're not

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<v Speaker 1>expecting to explode like that. It's uh, it's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of fun. Oh but there's another thing we haven't even

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned yet. So so this is Hercules three, starring lou

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<v Speaker 1>Ferrigno as Hercules. Uh, you might know from from playing

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<v Speaker 1>the Hulk on the old TV show, though I never

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<v Speaker 1>saw him in that. I think I know him mainly

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<v Speaker 1>from the movie Pumping Iron, which is a documentary in

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<v Speaker 1>which he just plays himself at a like the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the weightlifting competitions, and in that he's sort of the

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<v Speaker 1>underdog character and he's squaring off against Darnald Schwarzenegger and

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<v Speaker 1>they're both pumping and explaining why they pump better. And uh.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, so this is Hercules starting loufer Rigno. But

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<v Speaker 1>this is also a Canon Films picture. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>Golden Globus movie. Uh. And so whenever you see the

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<v Speaker 1>Cannon Films logos, certain things that suggests something about the

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<v Speaker 1>flavors that are going to follow. You know. Canon Films

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<v Speaker 1>is famous for in this period in the eighties, making

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<v Speaker 1>movie after movie that are in the genre that I

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<v Speaker 1>would call poster. First, you have a poster before you

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<v Speaker 1>have a script. And the poster is almost always a

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<v Speaker 1>guy with a machine gun and then some other things

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<v Speaker 1>in the background, right right, Yeah, there's often a very

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<v Speaker 1>very macho feel, a very just just all things eighties. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Wound up in again a Cannon film, and I can't

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<v Speaker 1>remember if we've actually covered a cannon film on here before. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm sure if this is the first, it won't

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<v Speaker 1>be the last. Oh surely not. Oh but okay, so, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>hercules three cannon films. It is at its heart, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it is a muscle guy movie, absolutely a shining jewel

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<v Speaker 1>and the long cinematic tradition of muscle man movies. The

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<v Speaker 1>basic principle of these films is, of course, you usually

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<v Speaker 1>have just a a bare chested muscleman hero who must

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<v Speaker 1>battle evil and save the day, generally with just his

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<v Speaker 1>brute strength. Um. The flavor is generally mythic, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>sword and sandal, comic book stuff. Uh. You know, sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>it goes in more of a sci fi direction. For example,

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<v Speaker 1>uh movies we have covered on Weirdolt Cinema, Hands of

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<v Speaker 1>Steel and Arena. Those are both, to a certain extent

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<v Speaker 1>muscle man movies we both have, especially Hands of Steel.

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<v Speaker 1>But but for the most part we're dealing with stuff

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<v Speaker 1>that's more more sword and sandals, sort of strongman uh shenanigans.

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<v Speaker 1>You cast a bodybuilder and then you just watch the

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<v Speaker 1>movie come to life around that. Zeke right, Um, I

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<v Speaker 1>do agree that that is the heart of it is

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<v Speaker 1>like a character who must use their brute string in

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<v Speaker 1>order to defeat the villain. So they're swinging a sword,

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<v Speaker 1>or they're wrestling, or they're wielding a hammer. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the barbarian type, the Hercules type. But there was

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<v Speaker 1>a strange phenomenon in the eighties. I'm sure you'll know

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<v Speaker 1>immediately what I'm talking about, where the Muscleman movie and

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<v Speaker 1>the guy with the machine gun on the poster movie

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<v Speaker 1>sort of merged. A great example of this is Commando

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<v Speaker 1>starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, where the premise of the movie is

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<v Speaker 1>that the hero is a man who shoots guns at

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<v Speaker 1>the bad guys, but they also just get a bodybuilder

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<v Speaker 1>to play him. So the main characteristic of the hero

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<v Speaker 1>is that he is, you know, eight hundred pounds of

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<v Speaker 1>stiff beef, but he also just like you know, uses guns.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah. And it's important to to note the sort

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<v Speaker 1>of bodybuilder turned actor thing, the the sort of non

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<v Speaker 1>actor that's brought into play the character in these roles. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it is really vital to the whole

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<v Speaker 1>recipe for success here. Like you you don't want uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, too much of a as being in there,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter how muscular they are. You know. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>I just I could only be so interested in the

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<v Speaker 1>idea of the Rock playing Hercules, and the more recent

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<v Speaker 1>Hercules movie, The Rock is great. Dwayne Johnson is a

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<v Speaker 1>is a really really solid action star, and he's huge.

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<v Speaker 1>He's huger now than ever before physically. But I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like he's too good of an actor to play Hercules.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that that's kind of yeah, that's a good point. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you could make a case that Arnold Schwarzenegger also, though,

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<v Speaker 1>has a lot of natural screen charisma. But one thing

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<v Speaker 1>about this movie, uh, that I like is that so

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<v Speaker 1>you got lufer Igno as Hercules, and he I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to be mean, but he's not good. He's not

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<v Speaker 1>acting really in this and but he works in the

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<v Speaker 1>role because I think somehow, the worst the actor is like,

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<v Speaker 1>the less screen charisma they have, the easier it is

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<v Speaker 1>for them to come off like an underdog, even though

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<v Speaker 1>they are eight hundred pounds of hard beef. So this guy,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he's just a wall of muscle, and he

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<v Speaker 1>might look kind of like a bully beating up on

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<v Speaker 1>the bad guys, except that he's kind of awkward and

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<v Speaker 1>and doesn't say his lines in a very natural way,

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<v Speaker 1>and that gets you on his side somehow. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want him to be too confident or you know,

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<v Speaker 1>to have that confidence actually shine through in the performance.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, a lot of these don't mention a few examples. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of these movies come about with a non

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<v Speaker 1>actor muscle man. It's you know, pulled out of generally

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<v Speaker 1>out of the bodybuilding world, and and is you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they strapped the rockets to him, and sometimes they assent

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<v Speaker 1>like Arnold as an example of that. Arnold, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>arguably gets better at acting as his career uh proceeds.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was looking back at Michael Weldon's um in

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<v Speaker 1>the Psycontronic video and film Guides his right up for

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<v Speaker 1>the original Conan movie, and he referred he he kind

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<v Speaker 1>of pans it. He's kind of like, it's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's it's it's another Dino film. It's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all excess. It's um, it's non actor Arnold Schwarzenegger

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<v Speaker 1>punching a camel. And that's the only memorable moment in

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<v Speaker 1>the film. I mean, it is hard to forget the

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<v Speaker 1>camels yeah, I mean, ultimately, ultimately I disagree with with

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<v Speaker 1>with Welton in this, but he was looking at it

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<v Speaker 1>like more or less around the time of the release too.

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<v Speaker 1>But but another great thing about Hercules is that it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't require the hero to do much acting. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>Hercules doesn't really need to say a lot in this movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Many of the scenes are him sort of being led

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<v Speaker 1>around by other characters and and instructed to do things,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he does them right, you know, usually brute

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<v Speaker 1>strength pretending to pick up a giant syrophone boulder, but

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<v Speaker 1>doing so in a way that really like shows off

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<v Speaker 1>the muscles and uh. And of course as a director

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<v Speaker 1>you have to make sure all those muscles are are

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<v Speaker 1>are lit and and oiled appropriately, so there's a real

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<v Speaker 1>art to it. What was the lotion budget for this movie? Yeah? Um. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're interested in a deeper dive into the history

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<v Speaker 1>of muscle than I have to recommend a book I

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<v Speaker 1>was looking at. I didn't get a chance to to

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<v Speaker 1>to pick it up and read it and do a

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<v Speaker 1>deeper dive. But it's titled Descended from Hercules, Biopolitics and

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<v Speaker 1>the Muscled Male Body on Screen by film scholar Robert

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<v Speaker 1>a Rushing, Um, this looks like a really interesting read

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<v Speaker 1>because I think it it looks like it gets into

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of the questions, not only the history of

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<v Speaker 1>these movies, but also what does it mean when you

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<v Speaker 1>take a body like this and you you you you

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<v Speaker 1>put it on the big screen and you make it

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<v Speaker 1>be like the center of like truth and justice and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, all admirable qualities in hypertrophy. Very tas Yeah, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>So the muscleman movie eventually grows to include such films

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<v Speaker 1>as Conan the Barbarian Beast Master. H three hundred would

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<v Speaker 1>be a more recent muscleman movie. It's not centered so

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<v Speaker 1>much around one muscle man, but like all muscleman I guess, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and you might well guess that. Well, I guess all

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<v Speaker 1>of this began with the mythic Hercules, right, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>he's been a popular figure, uh you know since antiquity.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he was he was you know, a Roman sensation.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the equivalent of the Greek Heracles. But the interesting thing, um,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is something that the Rushing points out in

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<v Speaker 1>his book, of course, is that muscleman movies begin actually

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<v Speaker 1>with another figure, one that I'd never heard of. Until

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<v Speaker 1>I started reading Michael Weldon's psychatronic film Guides, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>um uh Machista this, um this, This is the original

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<v Speaker 1>Italian cinema muscle man. So a lot of the movies

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<v Speaker 1>that I've always thought of as Hercules movies were actually

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<v Speaker 1>uh Maschist or mashi ste movies that were like retitled

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<v Speaker 1>for American audiences with with Hercules or they give him

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<v Speaker 1>some other muscleman name like Sampson or something. Right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but Motista was the original. And apparently this just means

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of like machiese mo, you know, so it

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<v Speaker 1>basically means the macho man. The film that apparently kicked

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<v Speaker 1>all of this off was nineteen fourteens Uh Ken Area.

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<v Speaker 1>This was directed by Giovanni Pastrone. This is an epic

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<v Speaker 1>set during the Second Punic War, based loosely on Gustav

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<v Speaker 1>Laberts eighteen sixty two novel Uh Salambo, which I've never read.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a beautiful paperback copy of it on myself

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<v Speaker 1>that I've never actually read it. Oh interesting, some nineteen fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>This goes way back. This goes way back. This is like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is legitimately one of the oldest and most popular

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<v Speaker 1>figures hero figures in cinematic history. So this wouldn't make

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<v Speaker 1>sense though, that muscle man movies would go back to

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<v Speaker 1>silent film times or even this far back. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>back to a time when I mean in the early

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<v Speaker 1>days of film. A lot of what they were putting

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<v Speaker 1>on film was not like dialogue driven narratives, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was something that they thought would be interesting to look at. Yeah. Yeah, Now,

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<v Speaker 1>this first film, though, um Caberria, was apparently a huge

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<v Speaker 1>hit and was also highly stylish. You look at you

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<v Speaker 1>can look up skills with this or even footage of it,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe where you see like these epics sets. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a true sword and sandals epic that influenced a

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<v Speaker 1>number of different filmmakers of the silent era. It's regarded

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<v Speaker 1>as a Silent era classic. But it also had this

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<v Speaker 1>character who I don't even think it's like the central character,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's the He's the huge muscular slave to the

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<v Speaker 1>Roman spy of Fulvious who is on a spying mission

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<v Speaker 1>to Carthage. I believe in this film, and uh, and

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<v Speaker 1>people really connected with this here, like who is this

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<v Speaker 1>big muscular guy. He's the breakout character. He's the Boba

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<v Speaker 1>fette of this movie. It's like I want, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to know more about Mashi Stay. I want the muscle guy,

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<v Speaker 1>so Maschi Stay in. This was played by um um

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<v Speaker 1>Barto Lomeo Pagano who lived eighteen seventy eight through ninety seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Um he was a stevedore who was like discovered, Like

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<v Speaker 1>they see him and they're like that guy that is

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<v Speaker 1>our our machis day. Uh. They hauled him in and

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<v Speaker 1>they cast him in the role, and he goes on

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<v Speaker 1>to play Machies Stay almost exclusively for the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>his career. All told, we're talking thirty films in which

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<v Speaker 1>he plays ms she Stay out of a thirty two

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<v Speaker 1>film filmography over the course of fourteen years, I believe. So. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>when this guy hits it big, no previous acting experience, right,

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<v Speaker 1>no previous acting experience, and and he just started like

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<v Speaker 1>he stuck with what works here, I'm seeing a trend

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<v Speaker 1>of like nearly a century now. Yeah. So uh, Pagano

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<v Speaker 1>becomes get those muscles in front of the camera. So

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<v Speaker 1>Pagano he becomes an international film starck. These ma She

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<v Speaker 1>Stay films are a big hit, though they're often retitled

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<v Speaker 1>in foreign markets. So the character becomes known, at least

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<v Speaker 1>for subsequent films as Hercules or Samson, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>the biblical character or the other Biblical character that you

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<v Speaker 1>might think of when you think of intense physical strength Goliath.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a strange choice because wasn't Goliath the villain of

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<v Speaker 1>the story in the Bible that he was the philistine

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<v Speaker 1>and soldier who David had to defeat. Even though David

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<v Speaker 1>was smaller, he beat him by using his wits by like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean weakness. It's only one of the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the most famous um like Old Testament stories, right, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's always makes for a great great illustrations and works

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<v Speaker 1>of art, cinematic treatments. George Eastman played Goliath and one

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<v Speaker 1>adaptation we might remember huh, but so but it didn't matter, like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, Goliath, he's our hero now, yeah, yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean when a character is that muscular, I guess, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's strong, how can he be anything other than the

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<v Speaker 1>hero of a picture. By the way, this also reminds

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<v Speaker 1>me of how in so many of the Al Santo

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<v Speaker 1>movies were were relabeled as Samson for foreign markets. So

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<v Speaker 1>just I don't know a strong name, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if they just won't want to get people in there. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>the character machis Day would live on long after Pagano retired,

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<v Speaker 1>appearing throughout the sixties and even the seventies. I think

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<v Speaker 1>he shows up in some Jeff Franco movies. But Machistay

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<v Speaker 1>w basically just going to fight various villains and monsters.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't need to be part of a more epic plot.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just here to do good and fight evil. He

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<v Speaker 1>travels to the underworld. Like I think, there's basically a

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<v Speaker 1>much he Stay Inferno movie. I don't know how much

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<v Speaker 1>um of of Dante's original text is actually involved there

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<v Speaker 1>and in that, but but he he apparently goes to

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<v Speaker 1>the inferno. But he's often played in subsequent films by

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<v Speaker 1>bodybuilders turned actors. Now as far as the muscleman movie

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<v Speaker 1>Timeline goes. I could be wrong about this, but I

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<v Speaker 1>remember having an impression that these got huge in Italy

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<v Speaker 1>and then subsequently around the world and like the sixties.

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<v Speaker 1>Am I right about that? Yes, And that's where we

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<v Speaker 1>actually see the first Hercules movies where it's not just

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<v Speaker 1>a retitle at Hercules, but let's make a movie about Hercules.

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<v Speaker 1>Um So you have you have an actor who had

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<v Speaker 1>also played Muchi's stay, Mark Forrest take on the role

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen sixties Revenge of Hercules, and this was an

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<v Speaker 1>Italian film. And after that, more and more herk movies

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<v Speaker 1>get made, including oh, this one is attractive given all

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<v Speaker 1>that we've talked about. Nineteen sixty four's Hercules, sampson Um

0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:13.600
<v Speaker 1>Machista and Ursus the Invincibles. So you get like four

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<v Speaker 1>different strong men all teaming up to battle evil. And

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<v Speaker 1>that one and this was sixty four. It is the

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<v Speaker 1>Expendables of nineteen sixty four. Yeah, And of course from

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<v Speaker 1>then on we have various actors up, generally like very

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<v Speaker 1>very often bodybuilders turned actors playing the role Alan Steele,

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Reeves already mentioned, Mark Forrest, uh and various others.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Brian Thompson would go on that would would

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<v Speaker 1>plaim at least once. This is of course, the big

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<v Speaker 1>muscular dude who was one of the Punks and Terminator

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<v Speaker 1>and also played Shao Khan in the second Mortal Kombat movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Um oh, that one was good. You get you get

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin Sorbo of course playing him on screen. You get

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<v Speaker 1>the rock taking a shot at it, and also it

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<v Speaker 1>should be should be noted Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>this was an interesting coincidence we were pointing out. So

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<v Speaker 1>in this movie, Hercules is played by Luferigno, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>right in saying this is his first movie. This was

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<v Speaker 1>Luferrigno's first feature film, I believe. So, yes he had

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<v Speaker 1>of course, he had done Hulk already, so he'd done

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<v Speaker 1>Hulk in various TV appearances. But this was this was

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<v Speaker 1>the rocket that was going to propel Luferignou into the

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<v Speaker 1>cinematic stratosphere. And also Arnold Schwarzenegger's first screen role was

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<v Speaker 1>playing Hercules in the nineteen seventy movie called Hercules in

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<v Speaker 1>New York, which I have seen but I remember almost

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<v Speaker 1>nothing about except that it was almost unwatchable boring. Did

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<v Speaker 1>have Robert England in it? Am I remembering that? Correct? That?

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<v Speaker 1>If so, I've forgotten about that. I watched this in

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<v Speaker 1>college and I remember it being like hard to hear

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<v Speaker 1>what anybody was saying in it. But yeah, but oh,

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<v Speaker 1>but the premises, Arnold Schwarzenegger is a muscle guy and

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<v Speaker 1>he's Hercules, and the gods send him down to New

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<v Speaker 1>York for some reason. So he's just running around in

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<v Speaker 1>modern New York at the Fish out of Water, Fish

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<v Speaker 1>out of Time, Shenanigan's inside. I'm sure. Yeah, all right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>shall we go ahead and hear the trailer for Hercules.

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<v Speaker 1>From the depths of Space comes the Strongest Man on

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<v Speaker 1>Earth in the super adventure Odyssey, Hercules. The Incredible Loon

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<v Speaker 1>for Rigno is Hercules in the battle with unearthly teachers. Hercules,

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<v Speaker 1>the superhuman human with the strength of an army, Hercules

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<v Speaker 1>facing love and the bewitching forces of evil. The Incredible

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<v Speaker 1>Moon for Rigno is Hercules. Go Lion Globus production from

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<v Speaker 1>the Kinnon Group. This is a pretty good trailer. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to admit, I don't think I actually watched it,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't know what you just heard. We'll take

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<v Speaker 1>my word for this one. This one is Zeus approved. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if it's the Zeus in this movie, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if it's going to be that hard to get approved.

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<v Speaker 1>Because this is a kind of a kind of groovy,

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<v Speaker 1>hands off Zeus who who may be about to take

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<v Speaker 1>a nap? Yeah, yeah, this is a this is a

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<v Speaker 1>snoozer of a Zeus. All right, let's start at the

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<v Speaker 1>top with this one. Uh. The writer director on this

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<v Speaker 1>one is Luigi Cotzi, writer and director still making films today,

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<v Speaker 1>Italian director, probably best known for this film and also

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<v Speaker 1>it's sequel, as well as his frequent work with Dario Argento.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not know this movie had a sequel. Is

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<v Speaker 1>lufer Igno also in it? Yes? And I was reading

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<v Speaker 1>like mixed counts on whether he was like sort of

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<v Speaker 1>tricked into doing a sequel, Like they were filming stuff

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<v Speaker 1>for another film and they're like, let's make it a

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<v Speaker 1>sequel sequel. I'm not sure. I can imagine them just

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<v Speaker 1>repurposing his shots from this movie and and making a

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<v Speaker 1>sequel around them, because a lot of the scenes with

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<v Speaker 1>Louferigno in this movie primarily feature Luferigno doing reaction shots

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<v Speaker 1>rather than talking. Uh so you so it's another character

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<v Speaker 1>talking and then him just making a blank face into

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<v Speaker 1>the camera. Yeah. So I'm saying you could use that

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<v Speaker 1>with pretty much anything. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. He looks at something,

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<v Speaker 1>he reacts, he runs down a tunnel, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>lifts something. Um now, uh, let's talk a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>more about Cozy here. His first film was the nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>six nine low budget adaptation of Frederick Paul's novella The

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<v Speaker 1>Tunnel Under the World, which apparently got Dario Argento's attention,

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<v Speaker 1>and he subsequently worked with our Gento on Four Flies

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<v Speaker 1>on Gray Velvet, earning a story credit. He also has

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<v Speaker 1>a story credit on Argentos three action comedy The Five Days.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes on to direct his own Jalo film with

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<v Speaker 1>ninety five The Killer Must Kill Again. But then from

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<v Speaker 1>there he really goes on to cement his place in

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<v Speaker 1>cinematic history, writing and directing such epic Italian B movies

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<v Speaker 1>as of course this, uh, but also nineteen seventy nine

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<v Speaker 1>Star Crash in nineteen eighties contamination. Oh, I did not

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<v Speaker 1>make the connection to Star Crash, but that makes so

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<v Speaker 1>much sense. This movie has extremely powerful Star Crash flavor,

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<v Speaker 1>just waves of Star Crash aroma wafting off of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Even in the scenes where they talk about raise, I

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<v Speaker 1>was repeatedly reminded of Star Crash. Uh. You know, there

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<v Speaker 1>were at least like five dialogue moments that were that

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<v Speaker 1>were akin to uh, you know, nothing can stop these

0:22:53.640 --> 0:22:57.440
<v Speaker 1>deadly rays. These deadly rays will be your death. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of shared DNA between this film and

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<v Speaker 1>Star crash Um Now Coacy also worked in various other

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<v Speaker 1>roles on other Argento projects, so you just seems to

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<v Speaker 1>be a frequent collaborator and helper uh to Argento. But

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<v Speaker 1>he was also second assistant director on the notorious klas

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<v Speaker 1>Kinski Nosferatu sequel. So this is the sort of unofficial

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<v Speaker 1>sequel to Werner Herzog's nos Ferrato movie titled Vampire in Venice.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the one where basically Kinski reportedly like showed up.

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<v Speaker 1>He was supposed to have had his head shaved to

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<v Speaker 1>play Nosferrato, and he says basically no, I'm not shaving

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<v Speaker 1>my head. And also I am directing this film now.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've never seen it, but it has something of

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<v Speaker 1>a reputation. Well, I bet that would have in a

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<v Speaker 1>roma all of its own, a somewhat different one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. The star of this film is, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>as we've mentioned, louver Rick no born nineteen fifty seven,

0:23:49.960 --> 0:23:54.359
<v Speaker 1>former professional bodybuilder um uh and pumping iron contemporary of

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<v Speaker 1>Arnold Schwartzenanger seen here at what feels like just peak

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<v Speaker 1>condition and just peak mass. He is voluminous in this movie.

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<v Speaker 1>He is just he is just an absolute Skyscraper of meat. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>uh yeah there, And like I said, they do a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of showing off of his physique and and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you hear jokes about people skipping leg day. For Regno

0:24:15.119 --> 0:24:17.840
<v Speaker 1>did not skip leg day. He has just legs, like

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<v Speaker 1>just muscular tree trunks. I feel like this movie has

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of scenes of like close ups of those

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<v Speaker 1>uh you know in the I guess somebody's got big

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<v Speaker 1>muscles and low body fat in their veins are just

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<v Speaker 1>poking out through the skin and while they're flexing. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of that. Absolutely now Ferregno again is probably

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<v Speaker 1>best known to many as the original green skinned Hulk

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<v Speaker 1>from TV is The Incredible Hulk, which began as a

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<v Speaker 1>two hour pilot in nineteen seventy seven and ran five

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<v Speaker 1>seasons eighty episodes until two and was then followed by

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<v Speaker 1>three TV films, one of which featured Thor and another

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<v Speaker 1>one had the character Kingpin and it played by John

0:24:55.080 --> 0:24:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Reis Davies. Um Anyway, for Farigno played the Hulk in

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<v Speaker 1>all all of those as well. He ultimately didn't achieve

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<v Speaker 1>the same level of fame as Arnold, but he still

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<v Speaker 1>played hercules in this film and its sequel, and he

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<v Speaker 1>also played Sinbad in Zog Castellari Sinbad of the Seven Seats.

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<v Speaker 1>So uh, there we get we get a double dipping

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<v Speaker 1>of the mythic there. Oh wow, I've never seen that one,

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<v Speaker 1>And that's funny because I have a deep appreciation for

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<v Speaker 1>the for the in many ways quite bad but in

0:25:27.000 --> 0:25:32.320
<v Speaker 1>other ways wonderful. Uh Ray, Harry Housing sindbad movies which

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<v Speaker 1>have had great stop motion monsters in them. I did

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<v Speaker 1>not know that Frigno was in any later Sinbad adaptations.

0:25:39.400 --> 0:25:42.200
<v Speaker 1>Definitely a later Sinbad, not the not the classic Harry Housing.

0:25:42.440 --> 0:25:45.000
<v Speaker 1>I can only imagine this seems like it would probably

0:25:45.000 --> 0:25:50.680
<v Speaker 1>be bad. Now, every every hero needs a villain, and

0:25:50.800 --> 0:25:53.080
<v Speaker 1>so we have one in this film. And if you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to choose a villain out of the catalog of

0:25:56.200 --> 0:25:59.200
<v Speaker 1>of Greek mythology, I feel like this is a good choice.

0:25:59.720 --> 0:26:02.800
<v Speaker 1>They'd decided to go with King Minos. Oh yes, and

0:26:02.920 --> 0:26:05.400
<v Speaker 1>he makes it a wonderful villain in this movie, though

0:26:05.440 --> 0:26:08.639
<v Speaker 1>mostly what he does is apparently stand around on the

0:26:08.680 --> 0:26:12.080
<v Speaker 1>moon talking about which robots will next be sent to

0:26:12.160 --> 0:26:16.080
<v Speaker 1>kill Hercules, yes, and explaining the plot a little, explaining

0:26:16.119 --> 0:26:21.199
<v Speaker 1>his plans, and sometimes just just asking that the the

0:26:21.200 --> 0:26:23.320
<v Speaker 1>evil robots that are gonna be sent down be made

0:26:23.320 --> 0:26:25.600
<v Speaker 1>bigger just so he can look at them. Yeah, can

0:26:25.640 --> 0:26:29.200
<v Speaker 1>you make it a little bit bigger. He's more of

0:26:29.240 --> 0:26:32.040
<v Speaker 1>a he's a bit more of a project manager in

0:26:32.119 --> 0:26:36.439
<v Speaker 1>many ways. But anyway, fun villain played by the actor

0:26:36.480 --> 0:26:42.600
<v Speaker 1>William Burger, who lived Austrian American actor who pops up

0:26:42.600 --> 0:26:45.359
<v Speaker 1>in a lot of spaghetti westerns uh and just plays

0:26:45.359 --> 0:26:49.960
<v Speaker 1>a lot of villains in general in eurocinema. Um. He

0:26:49.960 --> 0:26:52.639
<v Speaker 1>he appears in the films of such directors as Jess

0:26:52.640 --> 0:26:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Franco and Zogi Castellari, Mario Bava, Lomberto Bava and and

0:26:57.480 --> 0:27:00.919
<v Speaker 1>also ron O'Neil. Uh So he's yeah great in this

0:27:01.240 --> 0:27:03.920
<v Speaker 1>As the evil King Minos, he has one of these

0:27:04.040 --> 0:27:08.440
<v Speaker 1>um uh you know, mustache lest beards that looks particularly

0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:12.600
<v Speaker 1>evil on his face. For some reason, it could in

0:27:12.640 --> 0:27:16.560
<v Speaker 1>another context look rather Mennonite, but no, in his context

0:27:16.560 --> 0:27:19.960
<v Speaker 1>it does look like a beard of of ill intent. Yes,

0:27:21.280 --> 0:27:24.280
<v Speaker 1>all right. And then playing the daughter of King Minos,

0:27:24.320 --> 0:27:27.520
<v Speaker 1>we have the we have the character Adriana played by

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<v Speaker 1>Sybil Danning, who is another Austrian American actor of note.

0:27:32.080 --> 0:27:35.080
<v Speaker 1>Born nineteen fifty two. She was an actor and model,

0:27:35.440 --> 0:27:37.440
<v Speaker 1>best known for a whole string of B movies in

0:27:37.480 --> 0:27:40.879
<v Speaker 1>the seventies and eighties. Some of her probably most famous

0:27:40.960 --> 0:27:44.400
<v Speaker 1>roles include Roger and Roger Corman's Battle Beyond the Stars

0:27:44.440 --> 0:27:47.879
<v Speaker 1>from eighty. She's also in Howling to Your Sister Is

0:27:47.880 --> 0:27:53.320
<v Speaker 1>a Werewolf from five. But but she she appears like

0:27:53.480 --> 0:27:55.399
<v Speaker 1>randomly and just films you wouldn't expect her to, Like

0:27:55.440 --> 0:27:58.080
<v Speaker 1>she's pops up in the Musketeer films from the seventies,

0:27:58.119 --> 0:28:00.879
<v Speaker 1>the ones that you know had like Michael Yorke and

0:28:01.000 --> 0:28:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Oliver Read and Christopher Lee and them. So she's a

0:28:04.160 --> 0:28:07.240
<v Speaker 1>villain in this Mostly she she sort of walks around,

0:28:07.280 --> 0:28:10.960
<v Speaker 1>scheming and whispering in people's ears to get them to

0:28:11.000 --> 0:28:13.399
<v Speaker 1>do bad things. I read I don't know if this

0:28:13.520 --> 0:28:16.560
<v Speaker 1>is true. I read that in an earlier version of

0:28:16.600 --> 0:28:20.400
<v Speaker 1>the script she was maybe going to be hercules love interest,

0:28:20.560 --> 0:28:23.320
<v Speaker 1>but like that she and lou Ferrigno did not get

0:28:23.359 --> 0:28:25.760
<v Speaker 1>along and the script was rewritten so that she was

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<v Speaker 1>a villain. Did you read that? I didn't read that.

0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:30.879
<v Speaker 1>I had read that an early version of the script

0:28:30.960 --> 0:28:35.920
<v Speaker 1>was was more provocative, and that Luferigno especially it was like, Nope,

0:28:35.920 --> 0:28:38.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm not filming this. It needs to be cleaner, and

0:28:38.720 --> 0:28:41.600
<v Speaker 1>so they made what is it essentially a G rated film.

0:28:41.600 --> 0:28:43.120
<v Speaker 1>Like one of the reasons I ended up putting this

0:28:43.160 --> 0:28:45.600
<v Speaker 1>on was that it was you know, it was a

0:28:45.600 --> 0:28:48.960
<v Speaker 1>long weekend. There was you know, some some snowy weather,

0:28:49.040 --> 0:28:50.480
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I need something that I can

0:28:50.520 --> 0:28:53.080
<v Speaker 1>play with the family moving around the house. And this

0:28:53.160 --> 0:28:56.320
<v Speaker 1>looks like a good selection. Yeah, I mean, I think

0:28:56.360 --> 0:28:59.320
<v Speaker 1>it was a rated PG. It's in some areas I

0:28:59.360 --> 0:29:02.560
<v Speaker 1>think they're pushed in it. Well, in some areas they're

0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:07.680
<v Speaker 1>really pushing these outfits. Uh, these outfits are pushed to

0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:12.880
<v Speaker 1>the limits by the various male and female actors wearing them. Yes,

0:29:13.360 --> 0:29:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Like at one point it seems like that they went

0:29:15.160 --> 0:29:18.400
<v Speaker 1>out of their way to put like when Luferrigno is

0:29:18.440 --> 0:29:21.120
<v Speaker 1>first birth out of the Cosmos and they show him

0:29:21.120 --> 0:29:24.560
<v Speaker 1>floating in space in his ideal form, it looks like

0:29:24.600 --> 0:29:27.600
<v Speaker 1>they went out of their way to match the color

0:29:28.040 --> 0:29:30.760
<v Speaker 1>of his speedo to his skin tone so that it

0:29:30.880 --> 0:29:35.240
<v Speaker 1>was exactly the same. Yeah. I have to say another

0:29:35.280 --> 0:29:37.960
<v Speaker 1>thing about Lufigno in this is that he pretty much

0:29:37.960 --> 0:29:40.800
<v Speaker 1>has the physique of one of the old masters of

0:29:40.840 --> 0:29:45.520
<v Speaker 1>the universe. He Man Toys. So I remember catching parts

0:29:45.520 --> 0:29:47.920
<v Speaker 1>of this on like TBS or t n T back

0:29:47.920 --> 0:29:49.800
<v Speaker 1>when I was a kid, and this just felt natural

0:29:49.840 --> 0:29:52.320
<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, well, yes, that that is that there

0:29:52.320 --> 0:29:54.760
<v Speaker 1>it is. That is the body of a he Man

0:29:54.840 --> 0:29:57.080
<v Speaker 1>action figure. I have a whole bunch of these in

0:29:57.120 --> 0:30:00.240
<v Speaker 1>a in a box, so it makes sense that this

0:30:00.360 --> 0:30:02.320
<v Speaker 1>is our hero. But wait, I have a I have

0:30:02.360 --> 0:30:06.640
<v Speaker 1>a note about Sybil Danning's character. Okay, so this character's

0:30:06.840 --> 0:30:09.920
<v Speaker 1>name is all over the place. When when I watched

0:30:09.960 --> 0:30:13.640
<v Speaker 1>the movie, I watched on HBO Max, And so the

0:30:13.720 --> 0:30:17.080
<v Speaker 1>character that Sybil Danning is playing, and this corresponds to

0:30:17.120 --> 0:30:22.479
<v Speaker 1>the actual mythology, is Ariadne or Ariadna. That's usually spelled

0:30:22.600 --> 0:30:26.680
<v Speaker 1>A R I A D n E. Then in the movie,

0:30:27.480 --> 0:30:30.160
<v Speaker 1>it seemed like the characters were saying her name out

0:30:30.160 --> 0:30:33.840
<v Speaker 1>loud as Arianna, like it would be A R I

0:30:34.160 --> 0:30:38.480
<v Speaker 1>n A. And then in the in the subtitles and

0:30:38.600 --> 0:30:42.400
<v Speaker 1>some text for promoting the movie, her name is Adrianna

0:30:42.680 --> 0:30:45.240
<v Speaker 1>or a D R I A n A. So there's

0:30:45.280 --> 0:30:48.000
<v Speaker 1>like three different versions of what her name is, and

0:30:48.040 --> 0:30:50.880
<v Speaker 1>the movie itself doesn't seem to agree. I don't know,

0:30:50.920 --> 0:30:54.360
<v Speaker 1>maybe that's nitpicking. But well, not not the first or

0:30:54.440 --> 0:30:57.840
<v Speaker 1>last time we've encountered, um, you know, pronunciations being all

0:30:57.840 --> 0:31:01.560
<v Speaker 1>over the place for a character. Well, and spellings. But

0:31:02.080 --> 0:31:05.000
<v Speaker 1>never mind. All right, let's move on to some of

0:31:05.040 --> 0:31:09.120
<v Speaker 1>the supporting characters here. UM. We have, of course, the

0:31:09.000 --> 0:31:12.360
<v Speaker 1>the god Zeus, pops up frequently in this played in

0:31:12.360 --> 0:31:17.840
<v Speaker 1>this film by Claudio Casanelli, who lived five You might

0:31:17.880 --> 0:31:20.360
<v Speaker 1>remember him from our discussion of the post apocalyptic film

0:31:20.400 --> 0:31:23.239
<v Speaker 1>Hands of Steel. He is the actor who played one

0:31:23.280 --> 0:31:25.280
<v Speaker 1>of the villains in that film that died in a

0:31:25.320 --> 0:31:29.120
<v Speaker 1>tragic helicopter crash during the filming of Hands of Steel.

0:31:29.400 --> 0:31:32.200
<v Speaker 1>Now he was a frequent UM. He was frequently popped

0:31:32.240 --> 0:31:35.680
<v Speaker 1>up in in various Italian films, often playing Uh. I

0:31:35.680 --> 0:31:39.360
<v Speaker 1>think kind of kind of villains here and there. Um. Now,

0:31:39.400 --> 0:31:42.160
<v Speaker 1>when you cast it an actor as Zeus, I mean,

0:31:42.160 --> 0:31:45.120
<v Speaker 1>that's a that's a big acting ask. I mean, to

0:31:45.160 --> 0:31:48.960
<v Speaker 1>my mind, I instantly think of of Laurence Olivier playing

0:31:49.040 --> 0:31:51.360
<v Speaker 1>Zeus in the Clash of the Titans, which came out

0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:54.560
<v Speaker 1>a few years before this, and I think definitely UM

0:31:54.640 --> 0:31:58.040
<v Speaker 1>influenced uh this film in some ways that will discuss.

0:31:58.120 --> 0:32:02.760
<v Speaker 1>I think of Liam Neeson's playing Zeus in the remakes

0:32:02.800 --> 0:32:04.920
<v Speaker 1>of the Clash of the Titans films. You know, so

0:32:05.000 --> 0:32:08.160
<v Speaker 1>there's a there's a grandiose presence that needs to be

0:32:08.240 --> 0:32:10.240
<v Speaker 1>there to be Zeus, and you think about like who's

0:32:10.240 --> 0:32:12.959
<v Speaker 1>who's is in the mythst like he's a powerful and

0:32:13.120 --> 0:32:15.400
<v Speaker 1>dangerous figure, Like you don't want to get on the

0:32:15.880 --> 0:32:19.440
<v Speaker 1>bad side of Zeus. Uh. The Zeus in this film

0:32:19.640 --> 0:32:22.320
<v Speaker 1>is a different experience, Yes, yes, totally. You want that

0:32:22.360 --> 0:32:28.480
<v Speaker 1>combination of like authoritative and irresponsible, somebody who is simultaneously

0:32:28.640 --> 0:32:31.640
<v Speaker 1>like when he talks, everybody turns and listens and people

0:32:31.680 --> 0:32:36.200
<v Speaker 1>are afraid of him, but also he's unpredictable, undependable and dangerous.

0:32:36.520 --> 0:32:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Right in this he's more a little sleepy. Yeah. Well,

0:32:41.920 --> 0:32:46.520
<v Speaker 1>but also the actor who plays him. Once I noticed this,

0:32:46.640 --> 0:32:48.920
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't unsee it, and he just looked like him

0:32:48.920 --> 0:32:52.520
<v Speaker 1>in every single shot. He looks like Jon Stewart of

0:32:52.560 --> 0:32:54.680
<v Speaker 1>The Daily Show. He looks like Jon Stewart in a

0:32:54.760 --> 0:32:58.080
<v Speaker 1>Santa Claus wig and beard. Yes, and he I didn't,

0:32:58.120 --> 0:33:00.280
<v Speaker 1>I did. I didn't put this together to you, you interning.

0:33:00.360 --> 0:33:01.880
<v Speaker 1>You sent me this picture and I'm like, oh my god,

0:33:01.920 --> 0:33:03.480
<v Speaker 1>he does and he looks like he's doing that sort

0:33:03.520 --> 0:33:07.000
<v Speaker 1>of John Stewart um sort of shock confusion face that

0:33:07.040 --> 0:33:10.080
<v Speaker 1>he often pulls in bits, so totally looks like a

0:33:10.600 --> 0:33:13.960
<v Speaker 1>John Stewart bit. It looks like it's like John Stewart

0:33:14.000 --> 0:33:20.600
<v Speaker 1>playing a satirical take on Zeus. So will be fuddled Zeus. Right, Um,

0:33:20.760 --> 0:33:22.600
<v Speaker 1>let's see who else do we have in this we

0:33:22.680 --> 0:33:26.280
<v Speaker 1>have we have King a Gs played by Brad Harris.

0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Harris live thirty three through two thousand seventeen, American bodybuilder

0:33:31.920 --> 0:33:36.080
<v Speaker 1>turned actor uh turned European acting mainstay, and he played

0:33:36.080 --> 0:33:38.680
<v Speaker 1>a lot of strong men in his career, including Goliath

0:33:38.800 --> 0:33:42.160
<v Speaker 1>and Samson. So this few kind of feels like like

0:33:42.160 --> 0:33:45.560
<v Speaker 1>like a wink to the muscle man um cinema fans

0:33:45.600 --> 0:33:49.560
<v Speaker 1>of the day. M Uh. Then we have um an

0:33:49.600 --> 0:33:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Israeli actor by the name of Jehuda Ifrani who plays

0:33:54.000 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 1>the character dor Con, who is I believe the uh,

0:33:58.320 --> 0:34:01.719
<v Speaker 1>the advisor to the to to this King. He's an

0:34:01.720 --> 0:34:05.120
<v Speaker 1>Israeli actor again who player appeared in nine Phantom of

0:34:05.160 --> 0:34:08.640
<v Speaker 1>the Opera starring Robert England. This is the Robert the

0:34:09.200 --> 0:34:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Nightmare on the Elm Street inspired Fantom of the Opera film. Uh.

0:34:12.520 --> 0:34:16.319
<v Speaker 1>He pops up in the Delta Force American Ninja three. Uh.

0:34:16.360 --> 0:34:20.080
<v Speaker 1>And in the film The Omega Code. Oh, The Omega Code.

0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:23.919
<v Speaker 1>That's a Christian apocalypse movie, one of my favorite genres. Yeah.

0:34:24.040 --> 0:34:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Starting with Michael Yorke, I think was a villain in that,

0:34:26.560 --> 0:34:30.040
<v Speaker 1>right he was. He plays the Antichrist. And it also

0:34:30.080 --> 0:34:33.799
<v Speaker 1>has Michael Ironside as a hinchman of the Antichrist and

0:34:34.239 --> 0:34:38.440
<v Speaker 1>Casper van Deen as like a self help author who

0:34:39.080 --> 0:34:43.719
<v Speaker 1>in the end he gets converted and becomes a good guy. Uh.

0:34:43.880 --> 0:34:45.719
<v Speaker 1>Let's see who else is in it? I think those

0:34:45.719 --> 0:34:48.000
<v Speaker 1>are all the main Oh, Katherine Oxenberg is in it.

0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:50.400
<v Speaker 1>She was in like Lair of the White Worm and stuff.

0:34:50.600 --> 0:34:54.799
<v Speaker 1>All right. Um, now we have the character Cassiopeia is

0:34:54.920 --> 0:34:58.440
<v Speaker 1>essentially the damsel in distress in this film, and she

0:34:58.600 --> 0:35:01.920
<v Speaker 1>is played by Ingrid and Sin born nineteen sixty American

0:35:01.960 --> 0:35:05.360
<v Speaker 1>actor making her film debut here. She mostly did television

0:35:05.400 --> 0:35:08.719
<v Speaker 1>after this. Another important female character in this is um

0:35:08.800 --> 0:35:14.279
<v Speaker 1>is Searcy Cerci is of course the witch, the sorceress. Uh.

0:35:14.320 --> 0:35:17.160
<v Speaker 1>And in this she has played by Marella D'Angelo born

0:35:17.239 --> 0:35:22.560
<v Speaker 1>n six Italian actor whose credits also include Caligula and tenebrae. Oh.

0:35:23.160 --> 0:35:26.319
<v Speaker 1>She She's actually pretty great in this, especially because when

0:35:26.400 --> 0:35:29.480
<v Speaker 1>we first meet her, she's in like um, she's in

0:35:29.640 --> 0:35:33.800
<v Speaker 1>the krone form. And then she drinks hercules Is blood.

0:35:33.880 --> 0:35:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Am I right about that? She like cuts him and

0:35:37.040 --> 0:35:39.960
<v Speaker 1>drinks his blood so she can rely like regain her

0:35:40.000 --> 0:35:43.479
<v Speaker 1>youth and strength and magic powers. Uh. And then there's

0:35:43.520 --> 0:35:46.480
<v Speaker 1>like a long middle section of the movie where it's

0:35:46.600 --> 0:35:51.200
<v Speaker 1>just like Searcy bossing Hercules around and it's great. He's

0:35:51.480 --> 0:35:54.120
<v Speaker 1>following her around doing everything she tells him to do.

0:35:54.440 --> 0:35:56.920
<v Speaker 1>She's like, I need you to reach inside this glowing

0:35:57.040 --> 0:36:00.160
<v Speaker 1>egg and he's like, okay, it burned my hand. He's

0:36:00.200 --> 0:36:03.760
<v Speaker 1>like you must reach He's like no, no, it's freezing

0:36:03.800 --> 0:36:07.640
<v Speaker 1>my hand. It's it's a great state. Oh your hands

0:36:07.640 --> 0:36:12.160
<v Speaker 1>in there again. Yeah. So Sarcy is great in this,

0:36:12.280 --> 0:36:14.919
<v Speaker 1>and it's definitely one of the many characters who's who's

0:36:14.920 --> 0:36:17.799
<v Speaker 1>again wearing their outfit to the absolute limit. Oh my

0:36:17.880 --> 0:36:22.760
<v Speaker 1>god that the tassels on her outfit or hilarious. Alright,

0:36:23.040 --> 0:36:26.640
<v Speaker 1>another character, So we mentioned King Minos. Now we have Minos,

0:36:26.840 --> 0:36:29.680
<v Speaker 1>we have Minos's daughter, uh, and yet we have no

0:36:30.640 --> 0:36:33.440
<v Speaker 1>maze or labyrinth in this film, and we have no Minotaur.

0:36:33.680 --> 0:36:36.480
<v Speaker 1>So don't get excited about the prospect of either of

0:36:36.480 --> 0:36:41.400
<v Speaker 1>those standard um uh features of a King Minos story

0:36:41.440 --> 0:36:44.480
<v Speaker 1>popping up. But we do have the character who is

0:36:44.520 --> 0:36:47.360
<v Speaker 1>of course credited uh in in the in the various

0:36:47.360 --> 0:36:51.800
<v Speaker 1>myths as creating the Labyrinth and creating various other works

0:36:51.840 --> 0:36:57.200
<v Speaker 1>of of of of artistry and technical craftsmanship in h

0:36:57.320 --> 0:37:00.480
<v Speaker 1>in the mythological canon, and that is the character data Us.

0:37:00.520 --> 0:37:06.359
<v Speaker 1>Now in this movie, Daedalus is not a human craftsman.

0:37:07.000 --> 0:37:10.000
<v Speaker 1>She is like a figure who is birthed out of

0:37:10.040 --> 0:37:15.240
<v Speaker 1>the chaos of the universe and then like takes form

0:37:15.280 --> 0:37:18.440
<v Speaker 1>and where's this strange costume that has these big ears

0:37:19.000 --> 0:37:22.840
<v Speaker 1>uh and and talks about how she hates magic and

0:37:22.880 --> 0:37:26.960
<v Speaker 1>hates the gods and only love science, right, yes, And

0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:30.000
<v Speaker 1>they're plotting, let me basically plotting the destruction of the

0:37:30.040 --> 0:37:33.560
<v Speaker 1>gods via science. They're talking about how much better than

0:37:33.800 --> 0:37:37.520
<v Speaker 1>than the gods science is. Uh, it's it's pretty fabulous.

0:37:37.760 --> 0:37:40.040
<v Speaker 1>This is where the robots come into play. They are

0:37:40.080 --> 0:37:43.879
<v Speaker 1>the the the automatons of data list here. Yeah, she

0:37:43.960 --> 0:37:50.600
<v Speaker 1>makes the robots that Minos greedily begs her descend against Hercules. Yes, so,

0:37:50.760 --> 0:37:53.880
<v Speaker 1>in in this film, Datus is played by Eva Robbins,

0:37:54.160 --> 0:37:58.120
<v Speaker 1>transgender Italian actress, model, and activists who appeared in Dario

0:37:58.160 --> 0:38:01.560
<v Speaker 1>Agento's Tenebre as Women on the Beach. She played the

0:38:01.600 --> 0:38:05.320
<v Speaker 1>famed inventor of Greek mythology in both of the coatsy

0:38:05.400 --> 0:38:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Hercules movies. So she does pop up in the sequel,

0:38:08.160 --> 0:38:11.680
<v Speaker 1>and I should mention dressed in a just absolutely bonkers

0:38:11.719 --> 0:38:15.080
<v Speaker 1>costume here that feels like part comic book villain from

0:38:15.160 --> 0:38:19.320
<v Speaker 1>space and also part Christmas tree ornament. Yeah. I was

0:38:19.400 --> 0:38:23.480
<v Speaker 1>trying to her helmet. Yes, I don't know how to do.

0:38:23.719 --> 0:38:26.000
<v Speaker 1>It's like it's a little bit Planet of the Vampires

0:38:27.040 --> 0:38:30.160
<v Speaker 1>but spray painted gold and then with these big ears

0:38:30.160 --> 0:38:32.759
<v Speaker 1>popping off of it. It reminded me a little bit

0:38:32.800 --> 0:38:37.200
<v Speaker 1>of some of the like diamond shaped ear ornaments popping

0:38:37.200 --> 0:38:40.400
<v Speaker 1>off of I think I remember from the acrobats in

0:38:40.520 --> 0:38:44.959
<v Speaker 1>the Star Wars Holiday special to pop up in the hologram. Yeah, yeah,

0:38:45.000 --> 0:38:48.640
<v Speaker 1>that's a fair comparison. Robbins continued to act in European

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:52.720
<v Speaker 1>indie films after this, uh, sometimes appearing alongside such actors

0:38:52.760 --> 0:38:56.040
<v Speaker 1>as Charlotte Rampling. So um so she apparently wanted to

0:38:56.040 --> 0:38:59.200
<v Speaker 1>have quite an interesting career well, I loved every one

0:38:59.239 --> 0:39:02.520
<v Speaker 1>of her scenes in this movie. The Minos datalst scenes

0:39:02.560 --> 0:39:07.680
<v Speaker 1>are are highlights of the film. Yes, um oh, this

0:39:07.760 --> 0:39:11.319
<v Speaker 1>is a character who sadly doesn't really do much, but

0:39:11.400 --> 0:39:13.360
<v Speaker 1>we have this character show up at one point to

0:39:13.440 --> 0:39:17.359
<v Speaker 1>challenge Hercules by the name of Kings and Odama uh

0:39:17.400 --> 0:39:20.040
<v Speaker 1>and it in. This character is played by Big Bobby

0:39:20.120 --> 0:39:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Rhodes born from Demons. Yes, black Italian actor who pops

0:39:27.080 --> 0:39:29.520
<v Speaker 1>up in a number of Italian action in B movies.

0:39:30.080 --> 0:39:32.680
<v Speaker 1>Probably best known yeah for playing Tony the Pimp and

0:39:32.760 --> 0:39:37.280
<v Speaker 1>Hank the gym instructor in Lomberto Baba's Demons and Demons Too,

0:39:37.360 --> 0:39:39.440
<v Speaker 1>but he can also be found in the Island of

0:39:39.480 --> 0:39:42.480
<v Speaker 1>the Fishmen a k a. Screamers. Uh. He was in

0:39:42.520 --> 0:39:45.880
<v Speaker 1>Sergio Martino's The Great Alligator, which features a story credit

0:39:45.880 --> 0:39:49.600
<v Speaker 1>by Georgie Eastman, and he also did stunts. He's credited

0:39:49.640 --> 0:39:54.520
<v Speaker 1>with underwater stunts in the underwater monster movie Leviathan. So

0:39:54.600 --> 0:39:56.960
<v Speaker 1>he's great, but he's kind of wasted in this film.

0:39:57.120 --> 0:39:59.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, yeah, he's He plays a small role. He

0:39:59.520 --> 0:40:05.040
<v Speaker 1>plays like the king who uh he what is it? He? Um?

0:40:05.280 --> 0:40:08.600
<v Speaker 1>Hercules and Cercy needs something from him and in order

0:40:08.600 --> 0:40:13.200
<v Speaker 1>to get it, Hercules has to has to like grow

0:40:13.360 --> 0:40:18.000
<v Speaker 1>huge and then like push apart the the street of Gibraltar,

0:40:18.040 --> 0:40:22.880
<v Speaker 1>the pillars Hercules. Yeah, and basically, um Bobby Rhodes character

0:40:23.000 --> 0:40:26.439
<v Speaker 1>just watches on from a litter and it doesn't really

0:40:26.440 --> 0:40:28.520
<v Speaker 1>do anything but just actimized. At this I thought they

0:40:28.520 --> 0:40:31.040
<v Speaker 1>were going to fight or something. I was getting excited. Well,

0:40:31.080 --> 0:40:34.000
<v Speaker 1>the litterally that he's being carried in, though, is a

0:40:34.120 --> 0:40:37.799
<v Speaker 1>mammoth skeleton that was pretty so he's like within the

0:40:37.880 --> 0:40:41.759
<v Speaker 1>ribs of a mammoth um. The mammoth skeleton made me

0:40:41.760 --> 0:40:44.160
<v Speaker 1>think of now Wolf in Santa Fe. And I have

0:40:44.280 --> 0:40:47.000
<v Speaker 1>to say that several of the sets in this movie

0:40:47.120 --> 0:40:49.520
<v Speaker 1>just feel like now Wolf, Like I'm just straight up

0:40:49.880 --> 0:40:52.759
<v Speaker 1>back in now Wolf and except there are various Greek

0:40:52.760 --> 0:40:56.120
<v Speaker 1>gods standing around. Alright, one more credit on this before

0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:58.399
<v Speaker 1>we move onto the plot, and that is, of course,

0:40:58.440 --> 0:41:00.960
<v Speaker 1>coming back to the music here. The music is by

0:41:01.000 --> 0:41:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Pino Donaggio Borne. The music here is rather traditional for

0:41:06.080 --> 0:41:08.359
<v Speaker 1>the most part, but Pinot is a rather big name,

0:41:08.440 --> 0:41:13.239
<v Speaker 1>noted for working with such directors as Joe Dante, Uh,

0:41:13.320 --> 0:41:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Luccio fulci Uh, Terence Hill, Charles band Uh and probably

0:41:17.960 --> 0:41:21.200
<v Speaker 1>most famously Brian de Palma. He worked with Diploma on

0:41:21.280 --> 0:41:26.640
<v Speaker 1>eight different films, carry Home Movies, Dressed to Kill, Blowout, Body,

0:41:26.680 --> 0:41:31.799
<v Speaker 1>Double Raising, Cane, Snake Eyes, Passion, and Domino Wow. I

0:41:31.840 --> 0:41:34.200
<v Speaker 1>honestly gotta say, I don't remember much about the music

0:41:34.239 --> 0:41:36.440
<v Speaker 1>in the movie. It didn't It didn't really strike me

0:41:36.600 --> 0:41:38.440
<v Speaker 1>one way or another. I mean, it's it's one of

0:41:38.440 --> 0:41:40.680
<v Speaker 1>those scores that I feel like it did the job.

0:41:40.760 --> 0:41:43.560
<v Speaker 1>It did exactly what it needed to do. It doesn't

0:41:43.560 --> 0:41:47.520
<v Speaker 1>stand out, It certainly doesn't doesn't overshadow anything going on

0:41:47.600 --> 0:41:50.920
<v Speaker 1>with the Farigno's muscles on the screen, so it's in

0:41:50.920 --> 0:42:02.200
<v Speaker 1>a perfect supporting role. All right, Well, let's dive into

0:42:02.200 --> 0:42:04.160
<v Speaker 1>the plot of this baby. All right. Well, I think

0:42:04.200 --> 0:42:05.680
<v Speaker 1>this is one where we're not going to do the

0:42:05.680 --> 0:42:09.399
<v Speaker 1>whole story beat by beat, but focus on some sections

0:42:09.440 --> 0:42:12.279
<v Speaker 1>that were interesting to us. And I do want to

0:42:12.280 --> 0:42:15.080
<v Speaker 1>start right at the beginning, because I love the way

0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:18.319
<v Speaker 1>this movie begins. I love a movie that where the

0:42:18.320 --> 0:42:20.440
<v Speaker 1>prologue goes all the way back to the beginning of

0:42:20.480 --> 0:42:23.200
<v Speaker 1>the universe, or actually, in this case, before the beginning

0:42:23.200 --> 0:42:26.840
<v Speaker 1>of the universe, because it starts off just by showing

0:42:26.840 --> 0:42:31.160
<v Speaker 1>you slow motion fireworks exploding, and then it says, in

0:42:31.200 --> 0:42:36.279
<v Speaker 1>the beginning, before creation, there was darkness. Uh. And then

0:42:36.320 --> 0:42:40.960
<v Speaker 1>we learned that from the primordial explosion emerged the fire

0:42:41.040 --> 0:42:46.360
<v Speaker 1>of chaos, and then the chaos merged with the darkness,

0:42:46.520 --> 0:42:49.640
<v Speaker 1>and from this union were born the elements. Rob, do

0:42:49.680 --> 0:42:52.960
<v Speaker 1>you have a notepad ready to record what the elements are? Okay,

0:42:53.040 --> 0:42:58.960
<v Speaker 1>let's go. There's four of them. Okay. The elements are night, day, matter,

0:42:59.400 --> 0:43:04.680
<v Speaker 1>and air. Okay. Oh, and I like that when it's

0:43:04.719 --> 0:43:07.160
<v Speaker 1>telling us this, So the you know, the chaos merged

0:43:07.200 --> 0:43:11.239
<v Speaker 1>with the darkness, there is like a uh, it's just

0:43:11.320 --> 0:43:14.080
<v Speaker 1>this long series of sort of cause vaguely cosmic looking

0:43:14.120 --> 0:43:17.799
<v Speaker 1>special effects shots, and this one is something that's on fire,

0:43:17.840 --> 0:43:21.319
<v Speaker 1>bathed in red light, moving toward the camera. Yeah. Yeah,

0:43:21.360 --> 0:43:24.480
<v Speaker 1>we're we're in just total cosmic mode for for several

0:43:24.520 --> 0:43:27.080
<v Speaker 1>minutes here. There are no humans, there's just space stuff

0:43:27.120 --> 0:43:31.520
<v Speaker 1>going on, right. Okay. So, so we got the four elements, night, day, matter,

0:43:31.680 --> 0:43:35.680
<v Speaker 1>and air. And then after this we find out that

0:43:35.800 --> 0:43:38.359
<v Speaker 1>out of the misty radiance of the cosmos there came

0:43:38.440 --> 0:43:43.120
<v Speaker 1>forth a jar, golden and glittering Pandora's jar. But then

0:43:43.160 --> 0:43:46.040
<v Speaker 1>it shows us the jar and it looks like a spaceship.

0:43:46.080 --> 0:43:50.520
<v Speaker 1>It's got different like multicolored windows. Yeah, it's pretty fair

0:43:50.520 --> 0:43:52.840
<v Speaker 1>like it's is. It's as close to looking like a

0:43:52.880 --> 0:43:55.279
<v Speaker 1>spaceship as it could be without just blatantly being a

0:43:55.320 --> 0:43:58.400
<v Speaker 1>space like they I think like they manage it rather nicely,

0:43:58.800 --> 0:44:01.000
<v Speaker 1>like they're you know, they're they're they're not going too

0:44:01.040 --> 0:44:03.360
<v Speaker 1>far with the sci fi, but they're going right up

0:44:03.400 --> 0:44:06.120
<v Speaker 1>to the line. Uh huh. We we find out it

0:44:06.239 --> 0:44:08.840
<v Speaker 1>is filled with the essences both good and evil, of

0:44:08.920 --> 0:44:12.439
<v Speaker 1>life itself, and then we see the jar explode. It's

0:44:12.440 --> 0:44:14.319
<v Speaker 1>clearly this is one of the parts they talked about

0:44:14.360 --> 0:44:17.120
<v Speaker 1>where like they kind of don't even care with the

0:44:17.120 --> 0:44:19.799
<v Speaker 1>special effects, where so it explodes and then you just

0:44:19.800 --> 0:44:22.280
<v Speaker 1>see a couple of parts of it don't fly off

0:44:22.360 --> 0:44:26.440
<v Speaker 1>and fall fall down there like hanging from threads. But

0:44:26.520 --> 0:44:28.839
<v Speaker 1>then we learned that from the fragments of the jar.

0:44:28.920 --> 0:44:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Remember this was the jar, Pandora's jar that contained all

0:44:32.719 --> 0:44:35.480
<v Speaker 1>of the essence of life, both good and evil, And

0:44:35.560 --> 0:44:37.759
<v Speaker 1>from the fragments of that jar, it says that the

0:44:37.800 --> 0:44:41.759
<v Speaker 1>planets and the Solar System were formed. And then you

0:44:41.760 --> 0:44:45.200
<v Speaker 1>see the jar fragments zooming through space like like the

0:44:45.239 --> 0:44:50.480
<v Speaker 1>fighter ships on Battlestar Galactica. And so it starts explaining

0:44:50.520 --> 0:44:53.600
<v Speaker 1>planets to us. It's like, here are some of the planets. Uh.

0:44:53.600 --> 0:44:56.480
<v Speaker 1>It tells us about Saturn, the world of mystic Rings,

0:44:56.880 --> 0:44:59.840
<v Speaker 1>and then it says other fragments became the flaming Energies,

0:45:00.120 --> 0:45:04.400
<v Speaker 1>gave shape to Mercury. Yet another fragment gave birth to

0:45:04.480 --> 0:45:10.520
<v Speaker 1>the colossus Jupiter, the Titan of the Skies. Any Greek

0:45:10.560 --> 0:45:13.200
<v Speaker 1>mythology nerds want to pick a bone with that one,

0:45:14.280 --> 0:45:16.000
<v Speaker 1>I'll leave it there. But then it goes on. So

0:45:16.000 --> 0:45:17.880
<v Speaker 1>we're getting closer to Earth. It says the worlds of

0:45:17.920 --> 0:45:20.839
<v Speaker 1>the universe were created along with the moons that accompanied them,

0:45:20.880 --> 0:45:24.120
<v Speaker 1>and then Earth, and then it says, and on Earth

0:45:24.200 --> 0:45:26.680
<v Speaker 1>there was life everywhere. And then we get like a

0:45:26.800 --> 0:45:29.719
<v Speaker 1>zoom in shot to what looks like a like a

0:45:29.760 --> 0:45:32.680
<v Speaker 1>satellite photo of one of the shores of Michigan or something.

0:45:34.000 --> 0:45:37.120
<v Speaker 1>But then finally, okay, we need we need some some

0:45:37.200 --> 0:45:40.200
<v Speaker 1>beings to populate these worlds, right, So it says that

0:45:40.280 --> 0:45:43.160
<v Speaker 1>the first beings that the Creation brought forth were not men.

0:45:43.680 --> 0:45:47.759
<v Speaker 1>They were of the Supreme essence and became gods. They

0:45:47.800 --> 0:45:52.040
<v Speaker 1>claimed the moon as their home. So In this version

0:45:52.080 --> 0:45:55.720
<v Speaker 1>of Greek mythology, the gods were the first creation, not

0:45:55.719 --> 0:46:00.000
<v Speaker 1>not the Titans, so that it doesn't do the multiple generations. Uh,

0:46:00.080 --> 0:46:02.880
<v Speaker 1>they were the first creation. And they live on the moon. Yeah,

0:46:02.880 --> 0:46:06.880
<v Speaker 1>there's no Mount Olympus, it's the moon instead. Instead of

0:46:06.880 --> 0:46:09.520
<v Speaker 1>this this planet that's filled with life, they're gonna live

0:46:09.520 --> 0:46:12.200
<v Speaker 1>on this just desolate moonscape. And what do the gods

0:46:12.200 --> 0:46:14.479
<v Speaker 1>do there on the moon, Well, there are only three

0:46:14.520 --> 0:46:18.040
<v Speaker 1>of them. There's Zeus, Hera and Athena, and and they

0:46:18.040 --> 0:46:20.240
<v Speaker 1>sit there on the moon. And it says they decide

0:46:20.280 --> 0:46:24.520
<v Speaker 1>the ultimate fate of mankind and of all that lived. Yeah,

0:46:24.520 --> 0:46:28.239
<v Speaker 1>they're simplifying the pantheon somewhat here, right, And so the

0:46:28.280 --> 0:46:30.719
<v Speaker 1>thing about the gods in this movie is that they

0:46:30.760 --> 0:46:34.640
<v Speaker 1>are severely on drugs. When when we get zoom ins

0:46:34.680 --> 0:46:37.040
<v Speaker 1>of all three of the gods, I would say especially

0:46:37.280 --> 0:46:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Hera and Athena, but all three of them really seem

0:46:41.040 --> 0:46:44.319
<v Speaker 1>to be in a kind of potent pharmaceutical realm. Like

0:46:44.360 --> 0:46:48.040
<v Speaker 1>their pupils are a mile wide, right, and they're yeah,

0:46:48.080 --> 0:46:50.400
<v Speaker 1>they're they're they don't have a lot of emotion in

0:46:50.440 --> 0:46:52.600
<v Speaker 1>what they're saying and what they're doing. They don't really

0:46:52.600 --> 0:46:57.680
<v Speaker 1>have the the the characterizations that you're you're more accompanient,

0:46:57.719 --> 0:47:02.680
<v Speaker 1>you're more accustomed to with say um Zeus and then uh,

0:47:02.719 --> 0:47:04.440
<v Speaker 1>and then also Athena are just not going to be

0:47:04.480 --> 0:47:07.120
<v Speaker 1>found here. I would say the one that actually feels

0:47:07.160 --> 0:47:09.759
<v Speaker 1>the most out of character of all three of them

0:47:09.880 --> 0:47:13.000
<v Speaker 1>is Athena. Athena, I feel like should be a a

0:47:13.600 --> 0:47:17.840
<v Speaker 1>sharp and powerful presence. She is she You know, there's

0:47:17.840 --> 0:47:22.360
<v Speaker 1>so much that Athena is. Athena's wisdom, Athenas warfare, Athenas

0:47:22.400 --> 0:47:26.360
<v Speaker 1>all these things in this movie. She is zonked. She's

0:47:26.560 --> 0:47:30.239
<v Speaker 1>just kind of aerily delivering lines as if I'm not

0:47:30.280 --> 0:47:32.960
<v Speaker 1>even sure if she's aware whether anybody is listening or not.

0:47:33.640 --> 0:47:38.239
<v Speaker 1>And really, these whole sequences kind of feel like sportscaster sequences,

0:47:38.520 --> 0:47:42.000
<v Speaker 1>like let's let's go back and hear the commentary and uh,

0:47:42.000 --> 0:47:44.280
<v Speaker 1>and here they are just sort of very, very detached,

0:47:44.560 --> 0:47:48.200
<v Speaker 1>talking about a game happening, you know, somewhere else across

0:47:48.239 --> 0:47:50.840
<v Speaker 1>the city. That's right. So they're in this They're in

0:47:50.880 --> 0:47:53.719
<v Speaker 1>this set that has these weird pillars coming up off

0:47:53.760 --> 0:47:57.040
<v Speaker 1>the surface of the moon. And then Zeus says, Okay,

0:47:57.120 --> 0:47:59.719
<v Speaker 1>Pandora's jar has been broken. The forces of evil have

0:47:59.800 --> 0:48:02.200
<v Speaker 1>been let loose. The world of mortal men is facing

0:48:02.239 --> 0:48:05.040
<v Speaker 1>its our decision, it will go down to destruction or

0:48:05.080 --> 0:48:09.439
<v Speaker 1>else it will survive. And then Harra says, of course,

0:48:09.480 --> 0:48:12.399
<v Speaker 1>Harra is always making kind of a nasty face. I mean,

0:48:12.640 --> 0:48:15.320
<v Speaker 1>Hara is often the villain of of these stories. Certainly

0:48:15.480 --> 0:48:18.440
<v Speaker 1>she's the enemy of Hercules. That that is true to

0:48:18.480 --> 0:48:20.880
<v Speaker 1>the myth, I think. But Harra says, this is their

0:48:20.920 --> 0:48:23.719
<v Speaker 1>moment of trial. They have to show themselves worthy of

0:48:23.800 --> 0:48:27.239
<v Speaker 1>everything we gods have given them. But it hasn't made

0:48:27.239 --> 0:48:30.759
<v Speaker 1>clear that they've given them anything. But anyway, here is

0:48:30.760 --> 0:48:34.480
<v Speaker 1>so Finally Athena comments, She's like, but evil is dark

0:48:34.520 --> 0:48:37.000
<v Speaker 1>and strong. It may be that the scales of fate

0:48:37.040 --> 0:48:41.640
<v Speaker 1>are not equally balanced. H So Zeus takes all this

0:48:41.719 --> 0:48:44.440
<v Speaker 1>into consideration and he decides that there needs to be

0:48:44.480 --> 0:48:49.200
<v Speaker 1>a way to equalize both sides of the struggle. It's

0:48:49.239 --> 0:48:51.560
<v Speaker 1>not entirely I think this means the sides of the

0:48:51.560 --> 0:48:54.360
<v Speaker 1>struggle are on one side it's humans and on the

0:48:54.400 --> 0:48:59.040
<v Speaker 1>other side it's the destruction of humans. Uh. So he's like, Okay,

0:48:59.040 --> 0:49:01.880
<v Speaker 1>we need to make this air. So he asks Athena, like,

0:49:01.920 --> 0:49:03.960
<v Speaker 1>how can we make it fair? How can we do it? Yeah?

0:49:03.960 --> 0:49:08.359
<v Speaker 1>And it was Zeus, again known for his fairness, right. Uh.

0:49:08.400 --> 0:49:11.879
<v Speaker 1>And so Athena has an amazing idea. She says, if

0:49:11.920 --> 0:49:14.439
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to increase the powers of all men,

0:49:14.719 --> 0:49:17.600
<v Speaker 1>why don't you increase those of one so that he

0:49:17.640 --> 0:49:22.520
<v Speaker 1>may fight for all the others. What a weird capitalist

0:49:22.520 --> 0:49:27.440
<v Speaker 1>approach to um to orchestrating the affairs of men. Uh.

0:49:27.480 --> 0:49:31.680
<v Speaker 1>But Zeus his reaction, he's clearly enthralled by this idea.

0:49:31.719 --> 0:49:35.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like, uh, if you ever seen when somebody mentioned,

0:49:35.640 --> 0:49:38.520
<v Speaker 1>you know, somebody's really hungry, and then somebody else suggests

0:49:38.520 --> 0:49:41.720
<v Speaker 1>a delicious food they could eat, and then their eyes

0:49:41.800 --> 0:49:45.120
<v Speaker 1>sort of like go off somewhere like they're just imagining it.

0:49:45.200 --> 0:49:48.160
<v Speaker 1>That's the way Zeus reacts. He's really grooving with it.

0:49:48.239 --> 0:49:52.359
<v Speaker 1>He goes a man who is stronger and more intelligent

0:49:52.440 --> 0:49:56.160
<v Speaker 1>than all other men, just gazing like at his lap.

0:49:57.840 --> 0:49:59.920
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, they decide, yeah, that's what we'll do. We'll

0:50:00.000 --> 0:50:01.600
<v Speaker 1>get a hero, as they say, it will be a

0:50:01.640 --> 0:50:03.759
<v Speaker 1>hero with the body forged in the furnace of a

0:50:03.800 --> 0:50:07.919
<v Speaker 1>thousand sons, a body capable of undergoing every labor, every pain,

0:50:08.160 --> 0:50:12.520
<v Speaker 1>practically invincible, made from the purest of all energies light.

0:50:13.960 --> 0:50:15.960
<v Speaker 1>I like how he kind of totally spaces on the

0:50:16.040 --> 0:50:20.320
<v Speaker 1>idea of the superior intellect and just focuses on the body,

0:50:20.000 --> 0:50:23.200
<v Speaker 1>which is again what you want in a Hercules movie. Right.

0:50:23.239 --> 0:50:25.160
<v Speaker 1>So they start off as saying that this will be

0:50:25.239 --> 0:50:27.680
<v Speaker 1>a man who is stronger and more intelligent than all

0:50:27.719 --> 0:50:30.960
<v Speaker 1>other men. This is not a comment about about lou Ferrigno.

0:50:31.120 --> 0:50:33.680
<v Speaker 1>This is like in the script, there's really not much

0:50:33.680 --> 0:50:38.120
<v Speaker 1>to indicate that this Hercules is even of average intelligence.

0:50:39.040 --> 0:50:40.960
<v Speaker 1>And again that's that's just part of it. I mean, yeah,

0:50:41.040 --> 0:50:42.960
<v Speaker 1>Hercules in the midst you do have more of a

0:50:43.120 --> 0:50:46.319
<v Speaker 1>like there's the cunning of Hercules, but we don't really

0:50:46.320 --> 0:50:48.319
<v Speaker 1>see the cunning of Hercules in this film. It is

0:50:48.320 --> 0:50:51.960
<v Speaker 1>the brute strength of Hercules. And when cunning things need

0:50:52.000 --> 0:50:54.879
<v Speaker 1>to be done, well, that's where Circe or some other

0:50:54.960 --> 0:50:58.280
<v Speaker 1>character is going to apply some some some cunning thought.

0:50:58.800 --> 0:51:03.080
<v Speaker 1>Like multiple of the labors of Hercules involved not brute strength,

0:51:03.160 --> 0:51:05.920
<v Speaker 1>but him coming up with like an outside the box

0:51:06.000 --> 0:51:08.839
<v Speaker 1>solution to a problem. Uh, now you know he does

0:51:08.920 --> 0:51:11.839
<v Speaker 1>come up he does. They do actually reflect one of

0:51:11.880 --> 0:51:16.080
<v Speaker 1>the cunning moments of Hercules in this um, but that's true.

0:51:16.160 --> 0:51:20.040
<v Speaker 1>The cleaning of the stables, yeeah, theah, the agean stables, which,

0:51:20.040 --> 0:51:22.640
<v Speaker 1>of course is this this whole sequence in the it's it's,

0:51:23.080 --> 0:51:25.480
<v Speaker 1>it's it's fascinating because I was, I want, I watched

0:51:25.520 --> 0:51:27.799
<v Speaker 1>the film and I had to to quiz my my

0:51:27.840 --> 0:51:31.879
<v Speaker 1>wife and son. I said, you guys know the the

0:51:32.000 --> 0:51:34.719
<v Speaker 1>Trials of Hercules, Guess which one they did in this film?

0:51:34.760 --> 0:51:36.640
<v Speaker 1>And I think I quiz you the same way, like,

0:51:36.640 --> 0:51:40.480
<v Speaker 1>which is the ultimately the last one you would choose

0:51:40.520 --> 0:51:43.720
<v Speaker 1>for for for a cinematic portrayal. You know, it doesn't

0:51:43.719 --> 0:51:46.719
<v Speaker 1>feature a monster. It just features the cleaning of some

0:51:46.920 --> 0:51:50.840
<v Speaker 1>just awful, um poop filled stables. That's the one that

0:51:50.880 --> 0:51:53.800
<v Speaker 1>they choose. Though. It's a great sequence as well, because

0:51:53.880 --> 0:51:57.000
<v Speaker 1>the stable, like everything in this film, the stables look

0:51:57.040 --> 0:51:59.799
<v Speaker 1>like they are on another planet, Like every location in

0:51:59.840 --> 0:52:03.759
<v Speaker 1>this film feels like a different cosmic location. That the

0:52:03.760 --> 0:52:07.439
<v Speaker 1>stables look like horses, like these twin horses, and uh

0:52:07.600 --> 0:52:10.200
<v Speaker 1>and and he diverts the whole river to flood it.

0:52:10.200 --> 0:52:12.680
<v Speaker 1>It's a it's it's a great scene. It is, yeah,

0:52:12.680 --> 0:52:15.120
<v Speaker 1>but but that comes much later. We're still the phase

0:52:15.160 --> 0:52:19.200
<v Speaker 1>here where they're they're talking about sending this being made

0:52:19.239 --> 0:52:22.239
<v Speaker 1>of light to Earth, and then it shows him, so

0:52:22.320 --> 0:52:27.200
<v Speaker 1>it like fades in on Hercules wearing a speedo, posing,

0:52:27.320 --> 0:52:32.480
<v Speaker 1>flexing his muscles amidst the stars. Yes, uh, greased and

0:52:32.320 --> 0:52:34.840
<v Speaker 1>and and lit from above. And I guess the problem

0:52:34.920 --> 0:52:36.520
<v Speaker 1>is that they can't send him to Earth like this.

0:52:36.640 --> 0:52:38.640
<v Speaker 1>You're I don't know why they can't, but they just can't,

0:52:38.760 --> 0:52:41.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, you know, he can't arrive at Earth as

0:52:41.160 --> 0:52:44.319
<v Speaker 1>an adult being made of light. Instead. I think the

0:52:44.360 --> 0:52:48.120
<v Speaker 1>deal is they have to slot his his her soul,

0:52:48.280 --> 0:52:51.760
<v Speaker 1>which is made of light, into the body of immortal baby.

0:52:52.440 --> 0:52:54.360
<v Speaker 1>And then that makes me wonder, Wait, what happened to

0:52:54.400 --> 0:52:56.960
<v Speaker 1>the baby's original soul? I mean, maybe there was no

0:52:57.000 --> 0:53:00.120
<v Speaker 1>original soul like this one was already slotted for this

0:53:00.280 --> 0:53:05.280
<v Speaker 1>vac they like they they they birthed a soulless baby

0:53:05.400 --> 0:53:09.719
<v Speaker 1>in preparation for inserting the hercules soul, the muscle soul

0:53:09.800 --> 0:53:13.880
<v Speaker 1>made of light from the stars into the baby. Yeah, okay,

0:53:14.320 --> 0:53:16.840
<v Speaker 1>well anyway, lou ferrig No, he goes down. He possesses

0:53:16.840 --> 0:53:20.040
<v Speaker 1>a baby. This baby is this part I think is

0:53:20.239 --> 0:53:23.279
<v Speaker 1>sort of according to the myth, is the child of Infitrion.

0:53:23.440 --> 0:53:27.040
<v Speaker 1>And alca Many and uh, and this is at the

0:53:27.080 --> 0:53:29.479
<v Speaker 1>City of Thebes. It tells us this is the City

0:53:29.480 --> 0:53:32.239
<v Speaker 1>of Thebes and the Bronze Age four thousand years from

0:53:32.239 --> 0:53:35.400
<v Speaker 1>this moment. But then I'm like, wait, is Thebes also

0:53:35.480 --> 0:53:38.160
<v Speaker 1>on the moon? Because they show Thebes and it looks

0:53:38.200 --> 0:53:40.960
<v Speaker 1>like it's in space. It's this stone city with these

0:53:41.000 --> 0:53:42.480
<v Speaker 1>big walls. I mean, it looks kind of like a

0:53:43.080 --> 0:53:46.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, a cross between a medieval castle and

0:53:46.320 --> 0:53:49.760
<v Speaker 1>like Chattel Hoyak. But it's in space with like comet

0:53:49.880 --> 0:53:52.920
<v Speaker 1>sipping around. Oh yeah, it's like that with with every location,

0:53:53.200 --> 0:53:57.040
<v Speaker 1>isn't it. Like later on we go to Atlantis and

0:53:58.080 --> 0:54:00.520
<v Speaker 1>it's like green. It looks like another at it, And

0:54:00.520 --> 0:54:02.279
<v Speaker 1>then I was asking myself, is this supposed to be

0:54:02.320 --> 0:54:04.600
<v Speaker 1>another planet? And then they showed the sky and it

0:54:04.680 --> 0:54:08.799
<v Speaker 1>has like three moons or something, and they're also they're

0:54:08.840 --> 0:54:11.279
<v Speaker 1>traveling through space at various times to get from one

0:54:11.320 --> 0:54:16.320
<v Speaker 1>location to the other. Um so very cosmic without characters

0:54:16.360 --> 0:54:19.920
<v Speaker 1>actually coming out and and and referring to these as

0:54:20.000 --> 0:54:24.520
<v Speaker 1>different planetary locations. Yeah, I did not know what to

0:54:24.520 --> 0:54:26.760
<v Speaker 1>make of that, but you know what it I enjoyed

0:54:26.800 --> 0:54:30.520
<v Speaker 1>looking at it, so okay, but immediately Hara is trying

0:54:30.560 --> 0:54:33.319
<v Speaker 1>to kill this baby, because you know that's what Harrod does.

0:54:33.360 --> 0:54:35.799
<v Speaker 1>She doesn't like Herchiles and she wants to destroy him,

0:54:35.880 --> 0:54:41.399
<v Speaker 1>so she sets events in motion to uh to lead

0:54:41.480 --> 0:54:44.279
<v Speaker 1>to the death of baby Hercules. UH. And then we

0:54:44.320 --> 0:54:47.000
<v Speaker 1>get an escape in infancy narrative, you know, like the

0:54:47.280 --> 0:54:48.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess this is there in some of

0:54:48.960 --> 0:54:51.680
<v Speaker 1>the original Hercules myths, but it's also like you know,

0:54:51.719 --> 0:54:54.280
<v Speaker 1>the stories of Moses or Jesus in the Gospel of Matthew,

0:54:54.320 --> 0:54:58.160
<v Speaker 1>where like there's uh, there's a chosen baby and then

0:54:58.200 --> 0:55:00.480
<v Speaker 1>like the forces are aligned against to him and he

0:55:00.480 --> 0:55:04.200
<v Speaker 1>has to be secreted away. So in this case in Thebes,

0:55:04.280 --> 0:55:07.719
<v Speaker 1>there's like there's a usurper king who comes in and

0:55:07.760 --> 0:55:10.920
<v Speaker 1>he kills herciless parents, and he's trying to kill Hercules.

0:55:10.960 --> 0:55:13.440
<v Speaker 1>He's being urged on by one of the recurring villains

0:55:13.480 --> 0:55:16.200
<v Speaker 1>of the movie played by Sybil Danning, who is the

0:55:16.560 --> 0:55:19.480
<v Speaker 1>She plays the daughter of the wicked king Minos of

0:55:19.600 --> 0:55:22.440
<v Speaker 1>Thea who will get to in just a minute. But

0:55:22.520 --> 0:55:25.120
<v Speaker 1>so there's like a rebellion against the king's forces and

0:55:25.120 --> 0:55:27.520
<v Speaker 1>it's the narrator comes in. I think it says like

0:55:27.880 --> 0:55:31.480
<v Speaker 1>and the wicked rebels turned thebes into a war zone,

0:55:31.640 --> 0:55:33.919
<v Speaker 1>and it just shows you know, fire and a bunch

0:55:33.920 --> 0:55:37.520
<v Speaker 1>of people going. Meanwhile, I should also say, like when

0:55:37.520 --> 0:55:39.680
<v Speaker 1>we see the soldiers and stuff in these scenes, it

0:55:39.760 --> 0:55:43.520
<v Speaker 1>is just a feast of weird fake gold armor and

0:55:43.600 --> 0:55:48.720
<v Speaker 1>cod pieces. Oh and there's also a thing this actually

0:55:48.760 --> 0:55:50.640
<v Speaker 1>turns out to be important later. I mean, we're not

0:55:50.640 --> 0:55:52.959
<v Speaker 1>gonna try to explain every in and out of the plot,

0:55:53.000 --> 0:55:55.239
<v Speaker 1>but there is an important theft at the beginning where

0:55:55.239 --> 0:55:58.759
<v Speaker 1>like a thief sneaks into a temple and steals a

0:55:58.840 --> 0:56:02.400
<v Speaker 1>sacred sore this kind of sword in the stone, he

0:56:02.480 --> 0:56:04.600
<v Speaker 1>pulls it out of its resting place, he kills a

0:56:04.600 --> 0:56:08.680
<v Speaker 1>couple of guards and with some hilarious bow and arrow action, right,

0:56:08.960 --> 0:56:11.400
<v Speaker 1>and then that Yeah, that sword is basically never mentioned

0:56:12.000 --> 0:56:14.120
<v Speaker 1>again for the rest of the film till we get

0:56:14.160 --> 0:56:17.560
<v Speaker 1>to the very end, and then it becomes extremely important

0:56:18.560 --> 0:56:23.040
<v Speaker 1>and it's re established. Yeah, And so little Hercules gets

0:56:23.040 --> 0:56:26.440
<v Speaker 1>taken away by a nursemaid to protect him from from

0:56:26.480 --> 0:56:29.600
<v Speaker 1>the evil rebels, and she puts him on a river,

0:56:30.080 --> 0:56:32.120
<v Speaker 1>puts him on a boat and sets it down a river,

0:56:32.719 --> 0:56:35.319
<v Speaker 1>and then Harrod tries to kill him multiple ways. I

0:56:35.320 --> 0:56:39.000
<v Speaker 1>think at one point he's going over a waterfall, but

0:56:39.040 --> 0:56:43.920
<v Speaker 1>then Zeus, in this hilarious special effect, reaches out and

0:56:44.040 --> 0:56:47.360
<v Speaker 1>catches the boat from the waterfall, and you see this giant,

0:56:47.800 --> 0:56:51.520
<v Speaker 1>pale hand reaching out from the water that gets the

0:56:51.560 --> 0:56:54.560
<v Speaker 1>boat and then pulls him to the moon where he's

0:56:54.560 --> 0:56:56.720
<v Speaker 1>like this tiny little thing in his hand and shows

0:56:56.760 --> 0:56:59.600
<v Speaker 1>Zeus looking at the boat. He's like, oh, and then

0:56:59.640 --> 0:57:01.920
<v Speaker 1>he him back in the river. Here is like, you

0:57:01.960 --> 0:57:03.960
<v Speaker 1>can't do that, that's cheating. You have to put him

0:57:04.000 --> 0:57:06.320
<v Speaker 1>back in the river. And then he does, but he

0:57:06.360 --> 0:57:09.480
<v Speaker 1>puts him downstream of the waterfall and he's like, you

0:57:09.520 --> 0:57:11.919
<v Speaker 1>didn't tell me which part of the river to put

0:57:12.000 --> 0:57:16.680
<v Speaker 1>him in. But then also Hara tries to send a

0:57:16.680 --> 0:57:19.480
<v Speaker 1>couple of snakes to kill Hercules, and baby Herk just

0:57:19.560 --> 0:57:22.560
<v Speaker 1>strangles them. Oh yeah, it's a great sequence because they're

0:57:22.760 --> 0:57:26.520
<v Speaker 1>super fake monster snakes and uh and this this baby

0:57:26.640 --> 0:57:28.800
<v Speaker 1>is not a good actor and just not very convincing

0:57:28.840 --> 0:57:33.040
<v Speaker 1>at all, So it makes for hilarious sequence. One thing

0:57:33.040 --> 0:57:36.360
<v Speaker 1>I wanted. And so of course Hercules gets rescued by

0:57:36.520 --> 0:57:38.640
<v Speaker 1>by a nice old couple and they take him in

0:57:38.720 --> 0:57:41.600
<v Speaker 1>and raise him, and uh, you know, they're very sweet

0:57:41.600 --> 0:57:44.560
<v Speaker 1>they're sweet pastoral lists and uh, and we get a

0:57:44.600 --> 0:57:48.280
<v Speaker 1>montage of him growing up and growing stronger. And how

0:57:48.320 --> 0:57:51.800
<v Speaker 1>do you think so, Conan the Barbarian came out in two,

0:57:51.960 --> 0:57:54.480
<v Speaker 1>this movie came out in night three. How do you

0:57:54.520 --> 0:57:59.720
<v Speaker 1>think they're gonna show young Hercules growing and getting stronger? Oh?

0:57:59.760 --> 0:58:02.440
<v Speaker 1>You to strap him to that millstone? That's right, So

0:58:02.960 --> 0:58:06.640
<v Speaker 1>they have a montage of him turning a millstone. The relation.

0:58:08.640 --> 0:58:11.240
<v Speaker 1>The fun thing about this, though, I was reading, is

0:58:11.320 --> 0:58:14.400
<v Speaker 1>that there is a millstone scene I think in the

0:58:14.440 --> 0:58:18.880
<v Speaker 1>first Motista movie. So I believe Milius was may have

0:58:18.960 --> 0:58:24.920
<v Speaker 1>actually been referencing the history of muscleman movies by including

0:58:24.960 --> 0:58:29.080
<v Speaker 1>that ian Conan the Barbarian. Well, that would make sense. Okay,

0:58:29.240 --> 0:58:33.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm back on board now, every every movie should have it. Then,

0:58:33.880 --> 0:58:36.040
<v Speaker 1>it's just that they're all calling back to the original.

0:58:36.240 --> 0:58:38.280
<v Speaker 1>How else are you getting to know that he's strong

0:58:38.440 --> 0:58:41.040
<v Speaker 1>and that time is passing, like this is the logical

0:58:41.120 --> 0:58:51.800
<v Speaker 1>way to do it, one of the things. So once

0:58:51.920 --> 0:58:54.120
<v Speaker 1>he grows up, he is of course lufer Igno then

0:58:54.120 --> 0:58:55.960
<v Speaker 1>and we get to see him being very strong, you know,

0:58:56.040 --> 0:58:58.520
<v Speaker 1>chopping wood, pulling trees up out of the ground with

0:58:58.600 --> 0:59:02.560
<v Speaker 1>his arms and Uh. One of the great scenes once

0:59:02.600 --> 0:59:05.880
<v Speaker 1>he's finally an adult is the bear scene Robbed. You

0:59:06.080 --> 0:59:10.280
<v Speaker 1>could you describe the bear scene? So it is your

0:59:10.320 --> 0:59:13.920
<v Speaker 1>basic bear wrestling scene, and I think it possibly reuses

0:59:14.000 --> 0:59:16.960
<v Speaker 1>some bare footage from another movie. I forget which one,

0:59:18.120 --> 0:59:20.520
<v Speaker 1>but you know, it's Hercules versus a bear. You know

0:59:20.520 --> 0:59:23.560
<v Speaker 1>who's gonna win. It's gonna be Hercules. Um, but but

0:59:23.600 --> 0:59:25.920
<v Speaker 1>what what do you expect to happen when Hercules defeats

0:59:25.920 --> 0:59:27.479
<v Speaker 1>the bear? You think he might just you know, either

0:59:27.520 --> 0:59:29.400
<v Speaker 1>he whips the bear and says, all right, go back

0:59:29.400 --> 0:59:31.440
<v Speaker 1>to the wild you or you know, or puts a

0:59:31.480 --> 0:59:33.520
<v Speaker 1>sleeper hold on it and just you know, just puts

0:59:33.520 --> 0:59:36.320
<v Speaker 1>it to sleep and walks off. No, that's not good enough,

0:59:36.360 --> 0:59:39.160
<v Speaker 1>that's not epic enough for this Hercules. Well, first of all,

0:59:39.200 --> 0:59:41.920
<v Speaker 1>also so yeah, it intercuts between stock footage of a

0:59:41.960 --> 0:59:44.840
<v Speaker 1>real bear and then one of the worst bear suits

0:59:44.880 --> 0:59:48.760
<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen on a in film, like unbelievable. It's

0:59:49.280 --> 0:59:52.760
<v Speaker 1>it's worse than the than the wicker Man remake bear suit.

0:59:54.520 --> 0:59:57.080
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even notice that. I mean, I don't know,

0:59:57.200 --> 0:59:58.800
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think too long and hard about it being

0:59:59.120 --> 1:00:01.480
<v Speaker 1>a fake bear. I mean, it's it's a guy wearing

1:00:01.480 --> 1:00:06.520
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of carpet samples basically, but he grabbed but

1:00:06.640 --> 1:00:09.400
<v Speaker 1>he so he defeats the bear. Oh and the bear

1:00:09.640 --> 1:00:13.919
<v Speaker 1>kills his kills his father him. Yeah. Uh, so he

1:00:14.040 --> 1:00:16.160
<v Speaker 1>kills that guy. That guy's laying dead on the ground,

1:00:16.200 --> 1:00:19.720
<v Speaker 1>and Hercules is like, oh, you bear, and then he

1:00:19.800 --> 1:00:25.320
<v Speaker 1>grabs him and he throws him into space. Yes, it's

1:00:25.360 --> 1:00:28.280
<v Speaker 1>a great sequence because it's just as goofy as it sounds.

1:00:28.320 --> 1:00:30.720
<v Speaker 1>But oh but of course, uh, of course the bear

1:00:30.760 --> 1:00:33.720
<v Speaker 1>thrown into space by Hercules. You know, here's your mythic

1:00:33.760 --> 1:00:37.080
<v Speaker 1>connection thrown up into space by Hercules and becomes the

1:00:37.120 --> 1:00:40.280
<v Speaker 1>constellation Ursa that you know, the bear in the sky,

1:00:41.200 --> 1:00:45.760
<v Speaker 1>the first of many constellations, right right right? Well yeah, actually,

1:00:45.800 --> 1:00:49.080
<v Speaker 1>because so after this, Athena and Hara like taunt each other.

1:00:49.120 --> 1:00:51.840
<v Speaker 1>Athena's like, ha ha, all your heroes are going I

1:00:51.840 --> 1:00:55.080
<v Speaker 1>guess this means Harris sent the bear. She's like, all

1:00:55.120 --> 1:00:57.560
<v Speaker 1>your heroes are going to end up getting thrown into space.

1:00:58.520 --> 1:01:00.400
<v Speaker 1>Is like, don't worry, I have many other are people

1:01:00.400 --> 1:01:03.919
<v Speaker 1>waiting to fight for evil? Uh and here's oh, here's

1:01:03.960 --> 1:01:05.840
<v Speaker 1>the part where we get into one of my favorite

1:01:05.840 --> 1:01:11.160
<v Speaker 1>things in the movie my favorite recurring characters, Minos and Dadalus. Uh. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember what we already said about where Minos

1:01:14.880 --> 1:01:17.280
<v Speaker 1>is where they are in this scene. I don't know

1:01:17.320 --> 1:01:20.280
<v Speaker 1>how to even begin to describe where they are what

1:01:20.480 --> 1:01:24.760
<v Speaker 1>is happening, But it looks like they are. Minos is

1:01:24.800 --> 1:01:27.760
<v Speaker 1>like in space in a I don't know, on the

1:01:27.760 --> 1:01:31.440
<v Speaker 1>Moon or on some other planet, standing among a bunch

1:01:31.440 --> 1:01:36.120
<v Speaker 1>of rocks on top of a giant stone head that

1:01:36.240 --> 1:01:39.919
<v Speaker 1>has a mustache and is glowing from the inside. Yeah,

1:01:39.960 --> 1:01:42.400
<v Speaker 1>it's it's ball. I have no idea what you're supposed

1:01:42.440 --> 1:01:44.800
<v Speaker 1>to be. I think they're in space somewhere, I guess,

1:01:45.320 --> 1:01:47.479
<v Speaker 1>which is weird because we get the impression that he's

1:01:47.480 --> 1:01:51.880
<v Speaker 1>based on Earth, right, like why the island of theory? Yeah? Yeah,

1:01:51.920 --> 1:01:53.880
<v Speaker 1>So I don't know if he's come out here to

1:01:54.000 --> 1:01:55.920
<v Speaker 1>meet data list like you have to meet data is

1:01:55.960 --> 1:01:59.640
<v Speaker 1>halfway or what I really I don't know, but this

1:01:59.680 --> 1:02:03.920
<v Speaker 1>is where they meet and scheme. Right, So Minos calls

1:02:03.920 --> 1:02:08.640
<v Speaker 1>out Minos is like dattle Us, embodiment of knowledge, reasoning, curiosity,

1:02:08.800 --> 1:02:12.920
<v Speaker 1>great genius of invention, master of science, I King Minos

1:02:13.000 --> 1:02:16.640
<v Speaker 1>of the calling you to step into time and space

1:02:16.920 --> 1:02:20.880
<v Speaker 1>that's great, materialize out of chaos. So he tries that

1:02:21.160 --> 1:02:25.040
<v Speaker 1>looks around no datals. So then he tries again and

1:02:25.120 --> 1:02:34.000
<v Speaker 1>he goes daddle and then she finally does appear. Is

1:02:34.000 --> 1:02:38.400
<v Speaker 1>she wearing a cellophane cape? Uh? It does have some

1:02:38.400 --> 1:02:41.160
<v Speaker 1>some clear Yeah, it looks cellophane. And then there's like

1:02:41.200 --> 1:02:44.960
<v Speaker 1>this netguard that is like clear plastic. It's a it's

1:02:44.960 --> 1:02:48.400
<v Speaker 1>a lot this costing. Well, there's immediately conflict between them

1:02:48.440 --> 1:02:52.440
<v Speaker 1>because Dadalus is afraid that Minos wants her to serve

1:02:52.520 --> 1:02:56.000
<v Speaker 1>the gods, but she hates the gods, so nothing to

1:02:56.040 --> 1:02:59.520
<v Speaker 1>do with them. And she's like, one day, Minos, you

1:02:59.560 --> 1:03:03.840
<v Speaker 1>will have to choose between the gods and science. And

1:03:03.920 --> 1:03:07.320
<v Speaker 1>he says, you know me, I'm dedicated to science. I

1:03:07.320 --> 1:03:09.800
<v Speaker 1>do not believe in the gods, but doing them a

1:03:09.840 --> 1:03:13.720
<v Speaker 1>little favor can't hurt, can it. And uh so he

1:03:13.880 --> 1:03:16.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, he's gonna be working for hera because she's bad.

1:03:17.000 --> 1:03:19.320
<v Speaker 1>And this is setting up one of the major themes

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<v Speaker 1>of the movie, which is truly deeply bizarre. It makes

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<v Speaker 1>no sense whatsoever in the context of this story, and

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<v Speaker 1>it makes no sense on its own terms, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>the science versus magic theme. I think this is basically

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<v Speaker 1>a dynamic like we saw in the Thing from Another World.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a Jocks versus Nerds movie, with the Jocks

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<v Speaker 1>representing magic and goodness and the Nerds representing science and evil. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's like it it seems like in some respects

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<v Speaker 1>it's a weirdly anti science movie. It's just like like

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<v Speaker 1>like God's rule, science rules kind of a thing. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not an argument over like whether science is

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<v Speaker 1>good or not. It was it's like, yeah, science of

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<v Speaker 1>course is evil, and that is why we support it

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<v Speaker 1>because we like evil. Yeah, it is interesting, how like

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like a less imaginative film might have gone

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<v Speaker 1>with this and been like, okay, we'll have data List

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<v Speaker 1>being here, and you know, Data's will be just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like a mad scientist, you know, a well established

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<v Speaker 1>trope clearly by this point in cinema. Yet they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>go in that direction at all. Instead, we have this

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<v Speaker 1>data Lists agent, embodiment of chaos who doesn't even live

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<v Speaker 1>in our normal space time, kind of appearing to minos Um. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like an ambassador of another world. Very strange step into

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<v Speaker 1>time and space. But anyway, Datalyst is eventually like Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I've already kept stepped into time and space. We can

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<v Speaker 1>kill lufer rig No, that is that is doable. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And she says, this is my solution to Hercules, and

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<v Speaker 1>then she pops up three like Erector set toys. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>these director sets are a good reference. They're these very

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<v Speaker 1>very interesting looking small automatons. There's a dragon looking creature,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a sort of bug looking creature, and there's a

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a center looking creature and um they Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're strange looking. There's a definite, uh, definite direction here

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<v Speaker 1>in in the way they decided to portray these I

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<v Speaker 1>wonder to what extent they were clearly influenced by Clash

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<v Speaker 1>of the Titans, which had come out, you know years before,

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<v Speaker 1>that had some you know ahead of the mechanical owl

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<v Speaker 1>in it. That's just a real, a real hoot, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>certainly one of the fun parts of that film. And

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, well, we one mechanical owl, we can have

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<v Speaker 1>three mechanical villains, and maybe it'll simplify the whole stop

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<v Speaker 1>motion monster thing. Like we're not going to really be

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<v Speaker 1>able to bring the full hairy house and game to

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<v Speaker 1>this film. Uh, so maybe we can do something that

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<v Speaker 1>is a little less fleshy but also cool to look at, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so Minos oh, but he reacts by being He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>such a small solution to such a big problem. And

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<v Speaker 1>then he looks sadly directly into the camera. But Dadalus

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<v Speaker 1>is like, uh, Minos, my dear size like time and

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<v Speaker 1>space is relative um, and then he's he realizes he's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>relative to atmospheric conditions, right, and on hitting Earth's atmosphere

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<v Speaker 1>it will grow big, huge, immense, terrifying. Is he programmed

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<v Speaker 1>to destroy Hercules? They talk to these little mechanical toys.

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<v Speaker 1>They talk about the colossal exterminator that you really are.

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<v Speaker 1>So they send a giant robot B to kill Hercules,

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<v Speaker 1>and then Hercules defeats it by poking it with a stick.

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<v Speaker 1>To be fair, he pokes it very hard and multiple times.

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<v Speaker 1>But he does defeat the giant robot by poking it

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<v Speaker 1>with a stick. Oh, and at this point her well.

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<v Speaker 1>So his father has been killed by a bear, his

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<v Speaker 1>mother is killed by a giant b robot during the

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<v Speaker 1>giant b robot out attack, and Hercules is just bereft.

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<v Speaker 1>So he must strike out on his own to answer

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<v Speaker 1>the riddle of his life, which and there's a great

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<v Speaker 1>moment where he looks off in the distance and says,

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<v Speaker 1>why am I stronger than other men? Uh? So? Here? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>here he goes onto a series of adventures and labors

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<v Speaker 1>that will of course end with him facing the evil

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<v Speaker 1>King Minos and his wicked daughter Sybil danning to to

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<v Speaker 1>kill science once and for all and save the world.

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<v Speaker 1>And along the way, they're all kinds of weird adventures

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<v Speaker 1>and encounters. Again, we're not going to hit all the

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<v Speaker 1>points on there, but rob are there are there any

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<v Speaker 1>ones that you want to mention in particular? I maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it would be good to start with the contest of

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<v Speaker 1>strength and tire. What do you think, Oh, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>great sequence because there's um like he he wrestles like

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<v Speaker 1>a dozen men who have a log. He battles like

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<v Speaker 1>multiple swordsmen, I think. And then he goes up against

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<v Speaker 1>two chariots with blades on the on the on this

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<v Speaker 1>like spokes of the wheels. And this was a sequence.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember seeing this on TV for sure. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I've ever seen this film and its entirety before,

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<v Speaker 1>but I remember this part because the chariots make two

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<v Speaker 1>swipes at him, the first time they come at him,

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<v Speaker 1>we go to a side view and he super Mario

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<v Speaker 1>jumps over them, and and then when they come back

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<v Speaker 1>to get him the second time, he just stands there

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<v Speaker 1>and the blades break against the just the brutal beef

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<v Speaker 1>of his of his legs like this, so muscular that

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<v Speaker 1>blades cannot cut him. And then he like grabs the

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<v Speaker 1>chariots and pulls back defeats So you know, four horses

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<v Speaker 1>with his with his awesome strength. Right, the most important

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<v Speaker 1>thing about a warrior is that he have indestructible shins.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we learn from this. And uh and of

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<v Speaker 1>course Hercules wins the contest. He is the greatest warrior

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<v Speaker 1>competing entire and so the uh oh, the whole thing

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<v Speaker 1>is that the winner of this contest is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be given an important mission. So Hercules wins, and he

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<v Speaker 1>finds out what the mission is, and so the king

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<v Speaker 1>comes up to him and he's like, okay, you won.

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<v Speaker 1>So your mission is you have to take my beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>daughter Cassiopeia to Athens and you have to protect her

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<v Speaker 1>along the way, because he explains there is a whole

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<v Speaker 1>lot of evil and mischief about out on the roads

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<v Speaker 1>and this is due to the wicked king minos from

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<v Speaker 1>the isle of theory, like monsters are coming from the island. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and because of his evil daughter Sybil Danning. But but

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<v Speaker 1>then I love, we get the intervention by the king's

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<v Speaker 1>scheming advisor. Who is this stammering nerd named dor Con. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a kind of a Donald pleasancy um uh

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<v Speaker 1>presence to this guy. Oh yeah, he's got a really

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<v Speaker 1>great objection. So that the king is like, yes, you

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<v Speaker 1>will escort my beautiful daughter. And then the advisor is like,

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<v Speaker 1>this man is a great warrior, yes, but how can

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<v Speaker 1>we be sure he isn't part of the evil and

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<v Speaker 1>mischief you mentioned. The King's like, oh, that's a good point.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't. But so they they decided to test him further,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is where we get the famous you know,

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<v Speaker 1>labor of Hercules, the cleaning of the stables, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>the Stables of Sibilly. Oh but so if if you're

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<v Speaker 1>not familiar with the myth, rob what's what's the basic

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<v Speaker 1>outline of the Cleaning of the stables labor? Well, this

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<v Speaker 1>is this is a clever Herk moment where you think, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>this is just gonna be a whole bunch of shovelin

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<v Speaker 1>poop for old Hercules, and surely he's up for it.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's a time constraint here. Even Hercules can't shovel

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<v Speaker 1>this much poop. Well, what Hercules does instead is he

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<v Speaker 1>diverts the rivers through the stable and uh and clears

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<v Speaker 1>out all the poop. And this is truly This would

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<v Speaker 1>not have been my first pick for a cinematic portrayal

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<v Speaker 1>of one of the Trials, but it's pretty awesome because again,

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<v Speaker 1>the stables look otherworldly and weird, and they look pretty foul.

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<v Speaker 1>He diverts the river through it, and it's just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's one of those great shots where you have the

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<v Speaker 1>miniaturized set but full scale water, so everything looks looks

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<v Speaker 1>a little fake. Uh. And then and then we get

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<v Speaker 1>the before and after. Right, here's water going through these

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<v Speaker 1>these awful looking stables, and then when the waters are done,

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<v Speaker 1>everything is just sparkling white right. Uh. Yeah, yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like a like a locker room or something. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course along the way, Herchiles falls in love

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<v Speaker 1>with Cassiopeias. You might imagine he's like, uh, and he

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<v Speaker 1>he gets her to agree he's like, um, hey, if

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<v Speaker 1>I get all the poop out of these stables, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna agree to marry me. And she's like, well, okay uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he does it and they kiss, and then

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<v Speaker 1>Zeus shoots lightning out of his head and makes them

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<v Speaker 1>fall asleep. Don't I don't recall why if Zeus explained

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<v Speaker 1>why he did that. I think he just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>move the plot along, right, So he shoots the lightning,

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<v Speaker 1>the forehead lightning at them. They they're knocked out, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they get captured by the bad guys and at

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<v Speaker 1>this point they're split up. Cassiopeia is taken off to

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<v Speaker 1>the evil island of Theora to be a human sacrifice,

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<v Speaker 1>and Hercules, oh, they're they're like, oh, take him out

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<v Speaker 1>to the ocean. I think it's Sybil Danning who's like,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll throw him in the ocean. He'll be eaten by sharks.

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<v Speaker 1>But come on, he's hurt, he's fine. He just swims

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<v Speaker 1>for a week and then gets to shore. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>even encounter a shark for a second. Here, it feels like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna get hurt at risk of a shark. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't even mess with him. Oh, and here's where

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<v Speaker 1>we get that series of adventures with Hercules and the

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<v Speaker 1>sorceress Cercy. Uh. Well man, that's a tongue twister sorceress Cercy.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, when we first meete her, she's in like

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<v Speaker 1>gnarly witch form. But then she regains her her youth

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<v Speaker 1>and vitality by drinking some of HER's blood, which is great. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we get all this backstory of how she

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<v Speaker 1>lost some of her powers because the evil King Minos

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<v Speaker 1>of Thea took away her magic and she's got to

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<v Speaker 1>get hurt to help her, I think I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>recover some artifacts or something that will give her power back.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's just one screenshot I pulled out for you

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<v Speaker 1>to look at, Rob here, because it's just an example

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<v Speaker 1>of one of the many side splitting lee unfortunate reaction

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<v Speaker 1>shots of lufer Igno where some other character is talking,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's just showing us Lufigno's face. And I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>sure if anybody was actually talking when they filmed this,

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<v Speaker 1>because he's not reacting. Yeah, but even when he's not

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<v Speaker 1>reacting again, there is a certain charisma to Ferrigno in this,

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<v Speaker 1>and it it does shine through, but not in a

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<v Speaker 1>way that makes the character feel too confident, right, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's more of a Forigno in this movie. I think

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<v Speaker 1>is likable, but like we said earlier, it's and somehow

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<v Speaker 1>it grows more out of his lack of screen charisma.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just kind of he's kind of all buddy, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And just even though he is created by the gods

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<v Speaker 1>and has all this power, yeah, he's up against some

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<v Speaker 1>really scheming elements here. He's up against evil kings and

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<v Speaker 1>and the manipulations of rival gods and beings from outside

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<v Speaker 1>of space and time, and and of course three giant robots.

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<v Speaker 1>Um there are going to be two additional robot battles.

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<v Speaker 1>All of them basically have the same energy of her,

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<v Speaker 1>like poking things that are not on screen. It really

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<v Speaker 1>may to you value even more just how amazing the

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<v Speaker 1>work of Ray Harry How's it was. You know, he

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<v Speaker 1>could have these amazing models that had this life to them,

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<v Speaker 1>but also they were able to shoot these sequences in

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<v Speaker 1>ways where it felt like human beings and monsters were

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<v Speaker 1>occupying the same space. You never get that illusion in

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<v Speaker 1>this picture. No, the effects in this movie are not good,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do think they're fun despite being bad. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And so there's more. There's more scheming by Minos and

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<v Speaker 1>Dadalis leading up to the next big robot battle. Uh. Dadalists,

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<v Speaker 1>I think this says like, well, we're gonna kill Hercules

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<v Speaker 1>with my three headed metal metal monster, and Minos is like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh another robot. Huh, well the last one didn't do

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<v Speaker 1>too great. The dentalist is like, this one spits cosmic

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<v Speaker 1>rays of deadly fire. And then uh oh and she

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<v Speaker 1>says do you know what that means? Oh? And he's

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<v Speaker 1>very impressed. He's like, oh, cosmic rays of deadly fire.

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<v Speaker 1>Well in that case, great. She's like do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what that means? And then he says they will be

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<v Speaker 1>they will be eliminated, disintegrated, not a trace, Yes, yeah

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<v Speaker 1>they Darth Vader says no to disintegrations, but Minos is like, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>let's have some disintegrations. Oh and this is one of

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<v Speaker 1>the funny parts where Minos is for some reason, he

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<v Speaker 1>just wants to see the monster grow just a little bit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm paying for it. I want to see

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<v Speaker 1>the monster go a little bit before we send it

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<v Speaker 1>down to Earth where naturally, again, we kind of skipped

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<v Speaker 1>over this but entry into Earth's atmosphere will cause the

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<v Speaker 1>robot to grow, because that's just that's just the natural

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<v Speaker 1>order of things. That's that's science, and these guys love science.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but so Hercules and Cercy have to face off

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<v Speaker 1>against this monster and so they sort of defeat it

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<v Speaker 1>with something akin to the Perseus method going up against Medusa.

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<v Speaker 1>They use a reflective shield to shoot the deadly cosmic

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<v Speaker 1>rays back at the robot. And I think this is

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<v Speaker 1>one where this is Hercules, this is not Herk's own cleverness.

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<v Speaker 1>Cearcy has to tell him what to do. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>you have a lot of cool flashing lights in this sequence.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very very visually appealing. Yeah, they're in a cave.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a big three headed metal dragon attacking them, shooting

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<v Speaker 1>rays and he's using the shield to reflect them. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>after they win that battle, um, they get Oh, they

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<v Speaker 1>end up moving on to what is one of my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite visual moments in the movie, which is when Herk

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<v Speaker 1>and Cercy have to cross the river Sticks to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the Temple of Eternity, which is this giant skull

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<v Speaker 1>mountain with caves for eyes and a mouth, and so

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<v Speaker 1>you get the river, the boatman Karen, who's this creepy

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<v Speaker 1>skull face? This scene I thought was actually pretty atmospheric

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<v Speaker 1>and effective. Yeah. I mean our characters are going to

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<v Speaker 1>hell here, they're going to hades, and uh it feels

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<v Speaker 1>it feels good. Like a number of sequences here could

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<v Speaker 1>be a you know, like a straight up metal album

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<v Speaker 1>cover after this. Let's see, there are a number of

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<v Speaker 1>other adventures. There's the one where Herchilles has to push

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<v Speaker 1>the pillars of the now so called pillars of Hercules

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<v Speaker 1>apart to to open the Mediterranean. See. Uh, there is

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<v Speaker 1>there's a great scene of bootstrap physics where they somehow

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<v Speaker 1>access a a chariot that I think would be pulled

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<v Speaker 1>by a pegasus, but the pegasus isn't there. So Hercules,

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<v Speaker 1>well what does he do? Oh this is great? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>They yeah, they strap uh what a boulder to the

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<v Speaker 1>to the chariot, and then Hercules heaves the boulder through space.

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<v Speaker 1>They jump into the chariot and and the boulder that

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<v Speaker 1>Hercules just through pulls the chariot that they're now riding

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<v Speaker 1>through space. Brilliant. I love it. Oh, and also so

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<v Speaker 1>they they like fly through space and then they fall

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<v Speaker 1>in an ocean and then they swim to the harbor

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<v Speaker 1>of theory the Bad Guys Island, and the harbor there

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<v Speaker 1>has what looks like a robot Colossus of RhoD bestride

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<v Speaker 1>the entrance to the harbor. So if you like zoom

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<v Speaker 1>in on it, it's it's like the colossus. Um. I

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<v Speaker 1>think the actual colossus probably was not straddling the entrance

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<v Speaker 1>to the harbor, but it's often shown in art straddling

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<v Speaker 1>the entrance. Uh, and so it's doing that in this

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<v Speaker 1>image here. But it's a robot, yes, and their pyramids

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<v Speaker 1>back there and everything's green. It looks like we're at

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<v Speaker 1>the like on the Necron home world or something. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's trippy and they're like again like three moons or

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<v Speaker 1>or suns in the sky in the background. So uh

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<v Speaker 1>it is this is clearly not even Earth. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>This movie is very vague again with where things are happening.

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<v Speaker 1>But this does not feel at all like our planet. No,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do love the way this part looks. And

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<v Speaker 1>so we get a bunch of final confrontations. Hercules has

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<v Speaker 1>to battle the third robot, which is like a robot centaur.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember that battle being all that notable except

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<v Speaker 1>that poking. Yeah. Unfortunately, Searcy is unceremoniously killed and she

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<v Speaker 1>has one of those really funny lucid death things where

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, oh, I'm dying and then she just lucidly

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<v Speaker 1>delivers some some final dialogue and then goes, oh, yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>remember she was depowered. She lost her powers, because when

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<v Speaker 1>a sorceress falls in love, they lose her powers. So

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<v Speaker 1>ultimately it's it's Hercules is fault for being just so

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<v Speaker 1>lovably handsome. And there's a final confrontation where Herchiles has

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<v Speaker 1>to rescue Cassie Upeia. He has to go into a

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<v Speaker 1>volcano and fight the evil king Minos, so that sword

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<v Speaker 1>comes back into there's oh my god, this sequence is

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<v Speaker 1>so great because they're fighting on like a platform over

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<v Speaker 1>the volcano where a phoenix is said to be captured,

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<v Speaker 1>and Minos whips out like a rainbow light sword with

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<v Speaker 1>which to murder Hercules and at the time and he's

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<v Speaker 1>also like, also, hey, that's the sort of thieves back there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's holding the phoenix in place, no b at touch it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's super important. So of course Hercules draws the sword

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<v Speaker 1>of Thieves, and then they get the sword fighting up there.

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<v Speaker 1>Who do you think wins? I mean, of course Hercules wins.

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<v Speaker 1>And then who is it who like ages rapidly and

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<v Speaker 1>then turns into dust like in the Last Crusade? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it Cibil Danning? It is civil Danning? Yes, because after

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<v Speaker 1>Minos is defeated, she's like, you may have one, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'll kill you. And she's gonna throw a spear, but

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<v Speaker 1>instead her throws throws the sword. Uh, she's impaled, falls

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<v Speaker 1>and we get that yet that that slow motion disintegration sequence,

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<v Speaker 1>which is nice. Oh yeah, but it's such a happy

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<v Speaker 1>ending because Hercules rescues Cassiopeia. Uh, they kill Science once

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<v Speaker 1>and for all, and then they escape from the burning

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<v Speaker 1>island of Theory and it's happily ever after. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>embrace on the shore and then they become a constellation

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<v Speaker 1>in the sky. It's perfect, absolutely perfect. Take that Science,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Well, this one, this one was super fun.

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<v Speaker 1>And yes, this is a very viewable film if you

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<v Speaker 1>subscribe to HBO Max, at least in the States. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>never sure how these things work. You can currently find

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<v Speaker 1>the first Hercules movie, uh, the one we watched on

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<v Speaker 1>HBO Max and all of its beautiful, colorful Glory. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>It has also come out on Blu Ray in recent years.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh So there's a very nice looking Blu Ray edition

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<v Speaker 1>of that. And I think you can also still pick

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<v Speaker 1>up a Hercules double feature DVD that includes both this

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<v Speaker 1>film and the sequel, both lutherig No Hercules films, uh

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<v Speaker 1>in one DVD package. Wait, if he already turned into

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<v Speaker 1>a constellation, what's he gonna do in the second one?

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<v Speaker 1>Just twinkle? I think they have to battle all the

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<v Speaker 1>same characters again like it had. Basically has the same

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<v Speaker 1>cast minus Sybil Danning. So I'm not sure exactly how

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<v Speaker 1>it goes down, but I have to bet I'm kind

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<v Speaker 1>of interested to check it out now. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna go ahead and close it out here, but

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