Speaker 1: We're rolling.
Speaker 2: Dude, I saw a great would you rather? I saw
Speaker 2: it and I posted on the Facebook page, and I
Speaker 2: want your answer. Would you take one million dollars guaranteed
Speaker 2: or flip a coin for a billion?
Speaker 1: One million? I don't gamble anymore. That's it.
Speaker 2: That's the answer. You don't gamble anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, you have a fifty fifty shot at a billion dollars.
Speaker 3: I think I'm going for the billion. The pain and
Speaker 3: suffering and therapy and risk to yourself after losing that
Speaker 3: opportunity at the billion and the million. When you lose it,
Speaker 3: that will rip your heart out. More than a girl,
Speaker 3: more than a sports team, more than a man, more
Speaker 3: than a death coach. You will not be able to
Speaker 3: recover from that. And because of that, I go with
Speaker 3: the guaranteed million. I'll invest it immediately SMP five hundred.
Speaker 2: I don't know that I would recover from losing the million.
Speaker 2: But if they said, okay, which one would you do?
Speaker 2: And I said, I'll take the million, and they said, okay,
Speaker 2: let's slip the coin and see what it would have been,
Speaker 2: and it comes up it would have been the billion. O. Man,
Speaker 2: it's the other side of the coin. You would be like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, drive me nuts. Why did I pass
Speaker 2: up a billion dollars? But that bit like, imagine that coin,
Speaker 2: flip the two seconds it's in the air, maybe a second.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how long it stays in the
Speaker 2: air when you flip it not very long, and you're like, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, I could be a billionaire. I could be
Speaker 3: a billionaire. I could be a billionaire. Yeah, let's keep
Speaker 3: it a buck. I've been hearing people say that apparently
Speaker 3: means keep it real. Yes, So I've been looking into
Speaker 3: hotels and stuff. We're playing vacation this summer. Oh, I
Speaker 3: thought you were talking about buying a hotel.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, I could barely pay my mortgage.
Speaker 3: I'm like, how the hell are you gonna buy a hotel?
Speaker 3: That's the Motel six dude down the road Continental Breakfast. Hey,
Speaker 3: they'll leave the light on for you. So with Wayne
Speaker 3: Bodette with Motel six, we'll leave the light on for you.
Speaker 3: Come on down and get yourself some Life cereal and
Speaker 3: a muffin on the way out.
Speaker 1: Make it blueberry.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I used to love that because I would whenever we
Speaker 2: were trying to find a hotel on a road trip,
Speaker 2: my parents be like, do you guys see anything? Be Like,
Speaker 2: as a kid, I was so dumb, I'd be like, Dad,
Speaker 2: we got to look for a Motel six because they're
Speaker 2: they're gonna leave the light on for us.
Speaker 1: My Dad's like, they don't really leave.
Speaker 3: The light on for you. I'm like, Dad.
Speaker 2: They say it the commercial. It says, I'm Tom Bodette
Speaker 2: with Motel six. We'll leave the light on for you.
Speaker 2: And I, honest God, believed they were leaving the light
Speaker 2: on for us. That's what I thought they were doing.
Speaker 2: Made me feel like, oh my gosh, Motel six is
Speaker 2: where I need to be. Where I need to rest
Speaker 2: my head is Motel six.
Speaker 1: The best is when they say HBO and Color TV.
Speaker 1: That's how you get the truck.
Speaker 3: Used to say that HBO, Color TV. Oh gotta pull
Speaker 3: over there. Used it still says. In my town, the
Speaker 3: beauty of the country is these small towns around me.
Speaker 3: They don't change the cars, brand new, the roads, newer.
Speaker 1: The businesses.
Speaker 3: Dude, they are still advertising to nineteen eighties people, truckers
Speaker 3: that are horny real quick about hotels. So I'm researching stuff.
Speaker 3: Tropical destinations for our summer vacation.
Speaker 1: Do we know the dates.
Speaker 3: No, so do you know where you're going?
Speaker 1: Coasta Rica? I'm pushing for it.
Speaker 3: I got it. So you're still playing on that pushing that.
Speaker 1: What I've realized is a billion dollars is a.
Speaker 3: Monumental amount of money I'm looking at. So I did
Speaker 3: just click on hotels if I was super rich. They
Speaker 3: don't really cater to the wealthy. There's a there's a
Speaker 3: large gap. If you have a billion dollars, there's just
Speaker 3: no way to spend it. I mean, I'm not even
Speaker 3: I'm middle class, the heart of the middle class, and
Speaker 3: I'm we can afford these hotels. Maybe there's one with
Speaker 3: a infinity edge pool and a glass patio. That's one
Speaker 3: small step up from what we're able to afford.
Speaker 1: The billionaire status.
Speaker 3: Dude, America can't even cater to you. You would have
Speaker 3: to move to Dubai. There's not enough luxury items in
Speaker 3: this country to give to you. I'm how can I
Speaker 3: be this close as a radio producer to the very
Speaker 3: best that a hotel has to offer in Costa Rica
Speaker 3: and brom I'm lower middle class. So your billionaire lifestyle
Speaker 3: that you would get, you'd be afford this life with
Speaker 3: the billion dude, there ain't that great a billion dollar stuff.
Speaker 2: So there's nothing in Costa Rica that would be able
Speaker 2: to satisfy me as my billionaire status.
Speaker 3: Is what you're saying at the hotel, we're looking at
Speaker 3: you're a billionaire.
Speaker 1: I'm a one hundred are thousands.
Speaker 3: You're a millionaire because you took the million.
Speaker 1: I'm a millionaire. You're a billionaire.
Speaker 3: You would be staying one room over from us, with
Speaker 3: an infinity edge pool and a glass patio. But guess what,
Speaker 3: I'd still be smoking in my underwear, drinking my coast
Speaker 3: terri eking coffee right next to your ass. Man. That's
Speaker 3: messed up, right. That was deep. That is deep.
Speaker 2: That's like I mean, that's why I like Las Vegas.
Speaker 2: It's all walks of life, all sitting at one blackjack table,
Speaker 2: standing around one craps table. Every different person has a story,
Speaker 2: and some people don't have any money, and some people
Speaker 2: are billionaires probably sitting there at that craps table.
Speaker 3: But the beauty of Vegas is everybody is living in
Speaker 3: that moment above their means one hundred.
Speaker 2: Everybody in Las Vegas bro is spending money that they
Speaker 2: shouldn't be spending.
Speaker 1: I was taking when me and Bez are first started dating.
Speaker 1: Now we're limited.
Speaker 3: We take three hundred a day, which is very smart.
Speaker 3: I would take entire paychecks. People probably thought I was
Speaker 3: a millionaire, but I wasn't. I was just taking everything
Speaker 3: I had to Vegas.
Speaker 2: Because you automatic, because when you go to Vegas, you
Speaker 2: know you're not gonna lose that, So why would you
Speaker 2: not take your whole paycheck? I am with you. Everybody
Speaker 2: is living outside their means when they go to Las Vegas.
Speaker 2: I agree with you one hun percent. That is such
Speaker 2: a true story.
Speaker 3: And there's there's rarely the person that is super great
Speaker 3: with their money going in and I give Bezer that credit.
Speaker 3: She puts it in envelopes and we don't go outside
Speaker 3: of that envelope for the day, so that you're able
Speaker 3: to have money the entire week. We're the exception to
Speaker 3: the rule. Most people blow it, load out, cleaned out.
Speaker 3: We gotta start, Yeah, we gotta start the show. Now.
Speaker 2: I just saw that would you rather last night on
Speaker 2: x which was formerly Twitter, and I said, oh, I
Speaker 2: gotta take that, and I put it on the Facebook page.
Speaker 2: A lot of people were saying they would just take
Speaker 2: the million. They're not gamblers.
Speaker 3: So Arnold went out with Troy the guy from Australia
Speaker 3: on Broadway and got shlamored, absolutely saw tade.
Speaker 2: Then they went to Mackers, yes with some of those
Speaker 2: words Bonza Bonzi bones.
Speaker 1: And they got bonzaed bonza. No way, it was real bonza.
Speaker 3: It was real bonza, which is bad. Oh, and Arnold
Speaker 3: left me this voicemail.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna yep, let me go ahead, hit it right.
Speaker 1: This One'snold.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty screwed up, man, Can I get a ride?
Speaker 4: I'm at the corner of First and Chilly Rolls. Barn
Speaker 4: see us soon, man.
Speaker 1: And after that he was hung over for two straight days.
Speaker 3: Did you go pick him up?
Speaker 1: No? I told him there's a million ubers and lifts.
Speaker 1: Call somebody else the what new phone? Who dis ah?
Speaker 3: Gotcha?
Speaker 2: I love that trick. That's a good trick. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: let's start it, man.
Speaker 1: Troy was a good guy.
Speaker 3: I like that dude. He's on his way to Vegas
Speaker 3: though he's in Vegas now, and people comment, oh, we
Speaker 3: love Zach and effeminate guy into his fields. I love
Speaker 3: Troy also, And then they love Troy the Australian guy.
Speaker 2: They're like you need to have more guests like this,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, so all this effort that we put
Speaker 2: into thinking about what we should do on the pod
Speaker 2: and we just bring some random people off the streets
Speaker 2: and that's the best pods that you guys like, got it?
Speaker 1: Next we bring a homeless guy in. Oh. Man, I've
Speaker 1: never heard something so great in my truck. That was
Speaker 1: the best thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: Guys, that was fantastic. He's been living off of free
Speaker 3: tips for the past two years and that fascinated you. Interesting, right,
Speaker 3: it's a great idea. It is a good idea. We're
Speaker 3: gonna do it live, oh the one, two, three, So losers,
Speaker 3: what up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2: I know the most about sports, so I gave you
Speaker 2: the sports facts my sports opinions because I'm pretty much
Speaker 2: a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1: It says that I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
Speaker 3: I met a Broadway girl one day back in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: We got engaged married. Now we live north of town
Speaker 3: in the country two acres. Her father built our home,
Speaker 3: pay a mortgage, two point five kids. Someday, not today
Speaker 3: or tomorrow, and I'll die of a heart attack.
Speaker 1: When I'm seventy two, over to you.
Speaker 2: Oh, how did I sleep last night? Thanks for asking, coacher,
Speaker 2: how did you sleep last night?
Speaker 1: Absolutely terrible?
Speaker 3: Let me tell you.
Speaker 2: I mean it might have been every twenty to twenty
Speaker 2: five minutes, I was woken up by h I. No,
Speaker 2: it wasn't my wife. Baby Box was having.
Speaker 3: I don't know what kind of dream if he's going
Speaker 3: through growing pains, but he was moaning and thrashing.
Speaker 1: Around in his bed every twenty minutes. No, I wasn't
Speaker 1: to cry. It was eh, eh eh, and I'd go down.
Speaker 1: I'd go to his room.
Speaker 2: Hey, Bud, Bud, you okay, okay, okay, you're okay, it's okay,
Speaker 2: it's okay, it's okay. He quiet down, put his blanket
Speaker 2: back on him, Go back to my room, go to sleep.
Speaker 3: Ohh And I'm like, it was all night long.
Speaker 1: Why don't you sleep in the room with him?
Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't matter if I'm sleeping with him, What
Speaker 3: difference does it make.
Speaker 1: He'll go to sleep.
Speaker 3: He was asleep the whole time. Ray he was thrashing, noisy, yes,
Speaker 3: sleepy eyes.
Speaker 2: No, he never woke up, and I I it texted
Speaker 2: my wife this morning and I said, hey, ask him
Speaker 2: how he slept last night, and he said.
Speaker 1: Quote, how did you sleep last night? I slept great?
Speaker 1: He texted her.
Speaker 2: Oh, my wife asked him when he got up and
Speaker 2: they were eating breakfast, like, oh, did you get a
Speaker 2: good night's sleep?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good night sleep.
Speaker 1: Mom.
Speaker 3: She's like, you weren't having bad dreams? No, no bad dreams.
Speaker 3: But he has been complaining at his knee or leg hurts,
Speaker 3: and so I'm wondering if it's like growing pains, and
Speaker 3: so when he lays down, maybe the pain intensifies.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's a future Wemby.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what's wrong. But it
Speaker 2: was all night long, every twenty to twenty five minutes.
Speaker 2: I mean, I would fall asleep, get into that light,
Speaker 2: and I could fall asleep quick, and I get into
Speaker 2: that dream and all of a sudden.
Speaker 1: I hear eh, eh, eh, what in the I mean?
Speaker 2: It was all I mean, I probably got up ten
Speaker 2: times in the middle of the.
Speaker 3: Night overreaction, probably two What do you mean ten times,
Speaker 3: and went to his room. Yes, that's hard to believe.
Speaker 3: So you're telling me, say what time did you go
Speaker 3: to bed at? I went to bed at nine thirty nine?
Speaker 1: Thirty and you get up at four, probably for the
Speaker 1: big show.
Speaker 3: So in that amount of time, you got up every
Speaker 3: single hour one hour, he got up twice and went
Speaker 3: into his room.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm telling you, it felt like it was every
Speaker 2: twenty to twenty five minutes.
Speaker 3: I mean, I've had cats that have been violent, ill,
Speaker 3: vomiting and diary ing, and I don't know if I
Speaker 3: got up ten times, dude.
Speaker 1: I hear him loudly, Ugh, the night my cat died,
Speaker 1: I don't think I got up ten times.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because you die peacefully sometimes.
Speaker 3: No, he was very ill, and I still to get
Speaker 3: up ten times. I just feel that's an over exaggeration.
Speaker 2: Monday, it's not an over exaggeration. I literally was like, man,
Speaker 2: I got I felt like I got no sleep.
Speaker 3: Dude, And you're it sounds if he's doing the night tremors.
Speaker 3: That's baser one oh one, Oh oh my gosh. You
Speaker 3: scared me as you're getting into bed. What and I
Speaker 3: just had to go to the bathroom. Hi, it's me
Speaker 3: not a robber. I don't have a ski mask on.
Speaker 3: And then they'll be, oh, sorry, sorry, I was dream
Speaker 3: such as hard dream.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: The thrashing has got to stop. Lay your head on
Speaker 3: a pillow. Guys, you're safe in your bed. Let's not
Speaker 3: be jumpy. Good night America. We all wake up. It's
Speaker 3: very simple.
Speaker 1: I don't understand it. I assumed it was a bad dream.
Speaker 3: Oh did you just get in the bed. Yes, it's me.
Speaker 3: It's I'm not the cat. Hello, yep, I'm a human
Speaker 3: human hand it's me. Okay, sorry, you scared me. No,
Speaker 3: I'm the hy two K killer my pries my wife first. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like that every night, dude, you scared me.
Speaker 1: What are you doing taking a piss?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 2: It's amazing. My wife The kid moans all night and thrashes.
Speaker 2: She never hears him. I get up to go pee
Speaker 2: and I get back. I got in bed. Shoh, does
Speaker 2: the exact same thing as your wife? How do you hear?
Speaker 2: Not hear him?
Speaker 3: Eh, but you hear me. Get up, walk, pee and
Speaker 3: come back. And you're jumping out of bed. The dude
Speaker 3: is screaming every twenty minutes, not screaming, moaning, oh my,
Speaker 3: And I thought, okay, maybe it's because his blanket's coming off,
Speaker 3: So I put a second blanket.
Speaker 1: On him, a bigger blanky.
Speaker 2: No, it's a big blanket and so I put it
Speaker 2: on him. It's Pred's blanket that he got my wife
Speaker 2: for Christmas in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: That's probably why they won last night, beat the Apps,
Speaker 3: but out of uh they beat the Alves. But yeah,
Speaker 3: the the predstats, Oh Jets, I think you said as.
Speaker 1: All in the same division except for the Preds. Got it,
Speaker 1: same divisions are in They're in the ABS division. I
Speaker 1: think they're in the same division. Jets.
Speaker 3: No, not sure, not really clear on the hockey divisions.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. I'll be honest with you. I'm
Speaker 1: not up to date on my hockey divisions. Or are
Speaker 1: they with the Golden Knights? Not sure? I think the
Speaker 1: ABS are with the Golden Knights.
Speaker 3: No, the ABS are with Minnesota and the Dallas Stars
Speaker 3: and the Jets. That makes sense.
Speaker 1: Those are all the same. But I think the Preds
Speaker 1: are in that one.
Speaker 2: Too, that does make sense.
Speaker 1: And then the Golden Knights are in it with the
Speaker 1: Kings the Oilers. They're farther down the Oilers as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, but anyway, that was how I slept last night.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: If you want to know, I'm tired, I'm cranky, I
Speaker 2: need an app.
Speaker 3: It was rough. How about yourself? Man?
Speaker 1: Me went to bed at eight.
Speaker 3: Immediately immediately woke up at twelve thirty, so four and
Speaker 3: a half hours of sleep. Woke up at midnight, took
Speaker 3: another thirty minute sleep, so woke up at midnight thirty
Speaker 3: and was good to go. Never felt better, but I
Speaker 3: took an hour and a half nap in the afternoon,
Speaker 3: two hours.
Speaker 1: Probably that's legit.
Speaker 3: Don't say I didn't get a nap yesterday. I did. Neighbor,
Speaker 3: not neighbor, old work coworker of vasors came over and
Speaker 3: they were just laughing, having them a girl's day, and
Speaker 3: I said, I'm going to bed smart.
Speaker 1: I can only have so much estrogen.
Speaker 3: That's a good move, man.
Speaker 1: So I went to bed and just slept it off.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 2: So you're ready to take a break. Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 2: take a break, dude. And I'm gonna tell you what
Speaker 2: a scandal? Have you ever heard of a scandal? This
Speaker 2: one's gonna knock your socks off. It's not making ESPN.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but someone needs to be criminally investigated.
Speaker 1: You gonna knock your garments off?
Speaker 3: Yes, we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Ray, give me my music.
Speaker 3: Right, the Brooklyn Nets. The season has ended, dude. Every
Speaker 3: time you do that, I think the NBA, and then
Speaker 3: I realized it's this stupid butt team.
Speaker 1: It's your kids team.
Speaker 3: Ages four to six year old.
Speaker 1: Every time I think it's something with Embiid but doesn't
Speaker 1: even play for him anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he plays anything.
Speaker 3: Hard play for him hard and plays for the Clippers.
Speaker 1: Does Ben Simmons play for him?
Speaker 2: No, Ben Simmons plays for the Clippers. No, Ben Simmons
Speaker 2: plays for the.
Speaker 3: Who did he go to?
Speaker 1: Din Wittle? He's got to play for the net.
Speaker 2: Dem Wittle plays for the Lakers.
Speaker 1: Where did Ben Simmons go?
Speaker 3: He just got bought out? Let me see.
Speaker 1: I mean the dude doesn't play, No, he does.
Speaker 3: He plays. He plays for the Cavaliers.
Speaker 1: He comes off the bench.
Speaker 2: No, he's the Clippers. Clippers. Sorry, I saw a Cavaliers
Speaker 2: picture of something. Yeah, I knew he went to the Clippers.
Speaker 2: I thought so so that Hey, they reunited anyway, So
Speaker 2: the season is over, man, I think it's all done with.
Speaker 1: And then hell of the year, yep, that's a song.
Speaker 1: Hell of a year?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 2: How many games you guys went? We got two victories
Speaker 2: Man first game, Man, last game. Great job. Guys started
Speaker 2: off the season, hot, finished hot, a little loll in
Speaker 2: the middle. It happens, you know, the grind of a season.
Speaker 2: You can't get up for every game.
Speaker 3: It's hard.
Speaker 2: It's difficult to put the same energy and effort into
Speaker 2: every single Saturday.
Speaker 1: And the scandal has begun.
Speaker 3: Got an email in the inbox from the NBA Junior League.
Speaker 1: They emailed the sore losers.
Speaker 3: No, they emailed my personally email. Well, I did the
Speaker 3: sound effect.
Speaker 2: Sorry, said, scores will be updated this week for standings.
Speaker 2: We have had issues with multiple teams with kids playing
Speaker 2: out of their age groups shoesh. Please understand this is
Speaker 2: against our rules and regulations, and if found out, we
Speaker 2: will review each situation's case and the game will possibly
Speaker 2: result as a forfeit.
Speaker 3: I'm willing to turn over all footage that I have,
Speaker 3: so from that first paragraph, they're gonna need our podcast
Speaker 3: for the scores of the games.
Speaker 2: I was shocked to learn that there are standings. I
Speaker 2: didn't know that, and this tells me that we might
Speaker 2: be moving up the standings.
Speaker 1: Jerry, if you're listening to this, all we want is
Speaker 1: a fair trial.
Speaker 2: All I am is saying, some of these teams that
Speaker 2: we played, and I told you there is no way
Speaker 2: they've been together two weeks, sesh, there is no way
Speaker 2: that they are legit. There are kids that are foot
Speaker 2: taller sh And we get an email we have had
Speaker 2: issues with multiple teams playing out of their age groups. Dude,
Speaker 2: you guys didn't sum We weren't as bad as I thought.
Speaker 1: Dude, this is actually a pretty big scandal.
Speaker 3: This is incredible.
Speaker 1: Who does this?
Speaker 3: They are four to six years old. Who gives two
Speaker 3: craps about winning the league?
Speaker 1: This is huge.
Speaker 3: This isn't just one, it is multiple teams.
Speaker 1: Rob, Bobby, I've been subpoenaed. I will be off on Monday.
Speaker 3: I can't even understand how not just one, but it's
Speaker 3: more than one. Multiple is more than one. Now you
Speaker 3: want me to keep finishing? Yeah?
Speaker 2: An email coaches, I first wanted to thank you for
Speaker 2: dedicating your time to the kids.
Speaker 3: We appreciate, appreciate your dedication. Let's make sure we are
Speaker 3: keeping the kids first at all times. Wait the email started, coaches, Yes,
Speaker 3: fan of the podcast, huge fan. We all want to win,
Speaker 3: but it is about the kids at end YEP, not
Speaker 3: winning the league. Let's do a better job controlling our
Speaker 3: parents during the game and also playing in the proper
Speaker 3: age bracket.
Speaker 1: All right now, clap.
Speaker 2: As I stated in the coaches meeting before the season,
Speaker 2: your parents react off of you.
Speaker 1: You are not only.
Speaker 2: Leading the kids, but you're setting the tone for your
Speaker 2: parents as well. With this being said, if you have
Speaker 2: any issues regarding illegal players, please let me know.
Speaker 3: Either they made spelling errors and punctuations things in that
Speaker 3: email or you just sucked at reading it.
Speaker 2: If parents are not under control, it will result in
Speaker 2: a possible technical foul and the removal of the parent.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: That is the scandal that is rocking the league.
Speaker 1: They need to go to the coaches convention.
Speaker 2: I know they're big fans, but my question is how
Speaker 2: did they get found out? Did someone all a birth
Speaker 2: certificate check on one of the kids during the game? Whistleblower,
Speaker 2: You don't want to be a whistleblower.
Speaker 1: You'll get out of the bottom of the cuberlet.
Speaker 3: That's what happens.
Speaker 2: It seems like if you if you look at any
Speaker 2: whistleblowers in the past, they disappear from this planet.
Speaker 3: Let's be real. You said there were kids that were older.
Speaker 3: You never really pressed charges or furthered it. But you
Speaker 3: did it complain on a podcast. Other people probably complained
Speaker 3: at their workplaces. One person took it a step full
Speaker 3: farther contacted the committee and said, review this. Did your
Speaker 3: kids submit birth certificates or is it an honor system.
Speaker 1: It's an honor system.
Speaker 3: The whole investigation is based on an honor system, not
Speaker 3: even fraudulent documents.
Speaker 2: Now that you say it, like I literally this, this
Speaker 2: is how behind the times this league is. I actually
Speaker 2: had to go to the building and fill out a
Speaker 2: piece of paper. There was no online registration, so I
Speaker 2: just went and I wrote my kid's name, and I
Speaker 2: wrote my kid's birthday. I wrote down their address, I
Speaker 2: wrote who their parents were, and I turned it in so.
Speaker 3: You would have met you. Continue. I must interject, continue
Speaker 3: that I need to interject in a minute ahead.
Speaker 1: Continue.
Speaker 2: That tells me that there is no fact checking of
Speaker 2: this league, and I now realize.
Speaker 1: It that year your sentence, I need to interject.
Speaker 3: That next year, baby Box, who will be seven at
Speaker 3: the time, six can play with the six year olds
Speaker 3: because guess what, there's no fact check.
Speaker 1: Bray, It's a sleight of hand. You could make us
Speaker 1: seven a.
Speaker 3: Six Yeah, oh slipped, you would have never made it.
Speaker 3: In Saratoga, Wyoming. My mom and dad handled all the
Speaker 3: birth certificates and stuff. Kids would bring photo copies. It
Speaker 3: was a huge ordeal. It needs to be the original.
Speaker 3: Oh dang, you guys didn't even knew that. Man.
Speaker 1: You guys were just writing in pencil or pin.
Speaker 2: They gave you the option, which which is amazing now
Speaker 2: that I think about it. But my whole thing is,
Speaker 2: I don't know what's worse.
Speaker 1: Are you really six year man?
Speaker 2: I don't know what's worse?
Speaker 3: Why is your voice deep?
Speaker 2: Is the parents that did this, the coaches that allowed it,
Speaker 2: that allowed them to play, that knew they were over age,
Speaker 2: that decided they wanted to, you know, cheat the system
Speaker 2: because they wanted to get the upper hand in four
Speaker 2: to six year old basketball, or the person that actually
Speaker 2: pushed the.
Speaker 3: League to investigate it.
Speaker 2: I don't know which is worse.
Speaker 3: Love the investigation and a kid never tells a lie.
Speaker 3: You should casually next year, Hey Johnny from the other team,
Speaker 3: how you doing, man? Hey?
Speaker 1: How were you?
Speaker 3: It's something easy. A kid will always say their age,
Speaker 3: you're one, right? You wonder how I know that?
Speaker 1: Because I asked one of them.
Speaker 3: No, when we were kids, Johnny APPLESE, ray, I see
Speaker 3: a tree.
Speaker 1: I'll never lie.
Speaker 3: My parents were taking I believe it was my sister
Speaker 3: to the airport. Hey kid, I always say you're two
Speaker 3: years younger than you actually are.
Speaker 1: I'm only sixty four.
Speaker 2: She was gonna fly somewhere to see my grandma and grandpa.
Speaker 2: I believe this is how the story went. This is
Speaker 2: how I remember it in my head. And they told her, Hey,
Speaker 2: you're gonna tell them you're six years old. You're gonna
Speaker 2: tell them you're six years old. And we get to
Speaker 2: the airport, They're like, how old are you? And I
Speaker 2: believe my brother goes, she's five, but my parents told
Speaker 2: her to say she's six.
Speaker 3: We are now boarding all Southwest flights, all Spirit Airlines,
Speaker 3: and all Delta. You are now free to fly without
Speaker 3: the country Throughout.
Speaker 2: It was e It was either my brother that said, oh,
Speaker 2: she's really five, but my parents at six, or my
Speaker 2: sister said, my parents told me to tell you I'm six,
Speaker 2: but I'm really five, And my parents are sitting there going,
Speaker 2: are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Luckily, they
Speaker 2: didn't do anything, and they let her on the plane.
Speaker 2: But that's how it goes. Kids won't lie. You can
Speaker 2: tell them to lie, but they don't understand and they say, oh, no,
Speaker 2: my age is this, or I'm going here, I'm doing that.
Speaker 3: They're not good liars.
Speaker 1: So the kids are not at fault in this investigation.
Speaker 3: I agree with that.
Speaker 1: It's either the coach, like the coach.
Speaker 2: Is probably out at the playground he's watching some kid hoop,
Speaker 2: or the parents and he's like, I need that kid
Speaker 2: on my six year old team so we can win
Speaker 2: the league.
Speaker 1: We've narrowed it down the coach or the parent.
Speaker 3: One of them needs to serve some sort of time
Speaker 3: or community service.
Speaker 2: Who's worse, though, the person that asks for an investigation
Speaker 2: or the person that signed them up illegally.
Speaker 3: We have the right in this country to ask for someone.
Speaker 1: To show.
Speaker 3: Documentation, and it's called discovery. Someone is required by law
Speaker 3: to show their finances. In this case, it is the
Speaker 3: birth certificates. It is the documentation provided proving a kid's age.
Speaker 1: There is nothing wrong for asking you about that, and this.
Speaker 3: Should change now the league to whereas you guys bring
Speaker 3: those documents to every game. Yeah, I agree, and so
Speaker 3: I'll show your mind, now show me yours.
Speaker 2: Not only do I think this makes a difference. I
Speaker 2: don't know how to check the standings, but it tells
Speaker 2: me we moved up the standings. You know why, because
Speaker 2: about thirty minutes after that email went out, I got
Speaker 2: an email from the league.
Speaker 1: To our sore losers email.
Speaker 2: No my personal said coach, congratulations on a great season, Gooch.
Speaker 2: You've now qualified for the All Star Tournament. Oh no,
Speaker 2: we qualified for the postseason. I don't know who we're
Speaker 2: gonna play.
Speaker 1: No, sorry, I mean yes?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: No? No, No, I'm sorry. Wrong and sound of effect?
Speaker 2: Are you saying no because you think we're gonna get crushed?
Speaker 1: I just had thought it was over.
Speaker 2: Oh you're saying no because you don't want to hear
Speaker 2: any more Brooklyn net story.
Speaker 1: Not that, not that, not that at all. I said
Speaker 1: the wrong sound effect meant hit clapping.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 1: You guys are playing more games.
Speaker 3: We have the end of year All Star Tournament. I
Speaker 3: guess we moved up the standings. We have qualified for
Speaker 3: the tournament.
Speaker 1: All Star Tournament, dude.
Speaker 3: So then I'm excited as I'll get out and I
Speaker 3: text the group.
Speaker 1: Your kids gotta make it.
Speaker 2: And I said, Hey, good news, guys. We had the
Speaker 2: team party last Saturday, but let's put that.
Speaker 3: Champagne on ice. We got a tournament to win.
Speaker 2: And everybody's like, what what, And I'm like, apparently we
Speaker 2: moved up the standings. We qualified for the end of
Speaker 2: the season postseason tournament.
Speaker 3: Those parents had already figured out their drinking weekends.
Speaker 1: They said, what another Saturday? Us played to do beers
Speaker 1: with the boys and some golf.
Speaker 2: And those are the reactions I got. Oh, we'll be
Speaker 2: out of town that weekend.
Speaker 1: They're already going to Barbados.
Speaker 3: We have a birthday party that weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got money to burn. We're heading to Trinmbag.
Speaker 3: And todaygo oh, she has a girl Scout retreat that weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm at in New Vegas. It's been about six months. Oh,
Speaker 3: that's the weekend my my parents are coming to town.
Speaker 3: We won't be able to make it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm doing minnies and petties. We'll be out.
Speaker 2: So after all that, I got six responses saying they
Speaker 2: wouldn't be able to make it. That would take us
Speaker 2: down to four players. I had to email the league
Speaker 2: and say thanks, but no thanks. Our season is over.
Speaker 2: We will not be in the tournament.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta know what's happening.
Speaker 3: The parents are gonna make their plans. You can't fold
Speaker 3: them for that. I'm the respected the integrity of the season.
Speaker 3: The minute was over, guys, those tickets were buck passports updated.
Speaker 3: They got their real IDs and they're heading to Turks
Speaker 3: and Keikos.
Speaker 1: They're heading to Sri Lanka.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, a lot of these Nashville
Speaker 3: people got some money to burn and it's getting burned. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the Brooklyn Nets season, the scandal that broke, that
Speaker 2: moved us just at the top.
Speaker 3: But the season is still over. We'll take a break,
Speaker 3: We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's real or not, but that
Speaker 3: would be it's not even worth what's the weekend? We
Speaker 3: don't need to do work.
Speaker 1: How funny would be to get it actually as a
Speaker 1: news thing where they do it.
Speaker 3: That'd be awesome.
Speaker 1: Like a local news station. If it's a slow news day,
Speaker 1: we call the local news Bake.
Speaker 3: Listen, guys, kids. Yeah, I'm only four years out, but
Speaker 3: I saw some of those kids looked older than that.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I know you guys are always looking for investigative journalism.
Speaker 2: You got to get to the bottom of this ages
Speaker 2: four to six year old basketball. There's a huge scandal
Speaker 2: going on in the Nashville Basketball League.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how's going. Yeah, I got a golden Retriever and
Speaker 1: a jeep.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I got my kids there in a private school. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they playing lunchbox a team.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah.
Speaker 3: I was aware of some kids being older. Again, I
Speaker 3: was staring at the MILFs a lot, but the times
Speaker 3: that I were watching the court seemed as though kids
Speaker 3: were fudging. Anyways, back to the MILFs, I mean the
Speaker 3: manufacturing plant. Yep, yeah, thank you, Jim, Jim and accounting.
Speaker 3: What have you seen down here, sir?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it was a little suspicious when I
Speaker 2: saw that number twelve. He was dunking, and I thought, man,
Speaker 2: that's pretty crazy that a six year old can dunk.
Speaker 2: I mean, and he is six foot two, and I
Speaker 2: don't understand how he could be six. But yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean I just trust the parents, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I just told my kid, Hey, some kids are bigger
Speaker 2: than other. It turns out he was twenty one.
Speaker 3: Oh uh yeah, yeah, any way I can help out. Yes,
Speaker 3: I was always a little suspicious of her age. I
Speaker 3: was thinking, I was, you know, I was she thirty eight?
Speaker 3: You know you got those milkers. Oh the kids, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: you're talking about Teresa the mom.
Speaker 1: It would be a heck of a report, it.
Speaker 3: Would be, and I mean so funny and like the
Speaker 3: parent there's parents, sir.
Speaker 2: So I see here, your ten year old was playing
Speaker 2: with the six year olds. I got no comment. Talk
Speaker 2: to my lawyer, Talk to my lawyer. Get the camera
Speaker 2: out of my face.
Speaker 1: He's not hiding anything. Oh we got a family issues
Speaker 1: going on with that guy.
Speaker 3: Oh Man.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that was it. That was That was my
Speaker 2: excitement for the week. And then the sadness though, is
Speaker 2: Gene Hackman died right, and I had to go back
Speaker 2: to Hoosiers coach.
Speaker 1: I can't do another investigation.
Speaker 3: Bet No.
Speaker 2: One of the greatest movies sports movies of all time.
Speaker 3: Pistol Pete's better than it. But I'll put Hoosiers it too.
Speaker 2: You've told me about Pistol Pete and I need to
Speaker 2: watch it. Maybe I'll watch it this weekend.
Speaker 1: But it made me.
Speaker 2: It reminded me a little bit of you know, three
Speaker 2: weeks ago when we had a game the Brooklyn Nets
Speaker 2: that is, and we were on the court and at
Speaker 2: halftime we're switching directions and we're like and Jackie on
Speaker 2: my team goes, we're finally shooting on that hoop and
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, why she goes because this hoop's higher.
Speaker 2: And I had to do the tape measure. I had
Speaker 2: to do the Gene Hackman, dude two balls. I went
Speaker 2: down there and I said, walk with me, Jackie, and
Speaker 2: I said, I'm gonna hold my hand up. See where
Speaker 2: I touch it on the net.
Speaker 3: She goes, yeah.
Speaker 1: I said, now let's walk down.
Speaker 2: To that other end, guy math and I said watch this,
Speaker 2: and I raised my hand up to touch the net
Speaker 2: and she goes, it touches the same spot. I said, yes, Jackie,
Speaker 2: they may look different, but these hoops go in one
Speaker 2: direction with the other they are the exact same height.
Speaker 1: I said, there's a.
Speaker 2: Movie called Hoosiers. It teaches you all about it. I
Speaker 2: did not know three weeks later that Gene Hackman would
Speaker 2: be dead. I used Hoosiers to teach these kids that
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter which direction you're going because the hoops
Speaker 2: are the exact same.
Speaker 3: There's a hoop moment in Pistol Pete the Dad's on
Speaker 3: the ladder. His son pistol, future pistol. At the time,
Speaker 3: he was just Pete shooting baskets and his dad said, hey, son,
Speaker 3: you want to believe?
Speaker 1: You believe?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dad shooting that basket. You think two of those basket? Dad,
Speaker 3: It's so hard to get in the hoop. It's such
Speaker 3: a small hoop, Dad. He'sided like Tom Brady, So hard Dad,
Speaker 3: to get in the hoop. His dad's gotten the ladder.
Speaker 3: He said, I think that ball is hard to get
Speaker 3: in there. You think two balls would go in that hoop?
Speaker 1: No, Dad, only one.
Speaker 3: Probably give me that other ball over there dribbling it.
Speaker 3: Nine o'clock at night. Hey press, the neighbors are calling,
Speaker 3: keep it down out there, all right, Sarah, I'll get
Speaker 3: in there. It's a great moment, great merit. The neighbors
Speaker 3: are calling. Well, they're up awfully late, aren't they. Hilarious scene.
Speaker 3: He grabs two balls and he says, son on the ladder,
Speaker 3: he's standing up there ten feet and he says, sometimes,
Speaker 3: what go ahead.
Speaker 1: You just gotta believe.
Speaker 3: And he takes both balls and at the same time
Speaker 3: they go in the hoop, and the sun blew his
Speaker 3: mind and he showed him that it isn't that small.
Speaker 3: After all, two balls, you wouldn't think they could stop.
Speaker 3: They kind of buckle a little bit. They both go
Speaker 3: in at the same time.
Speaker 1: Two balls can go in at the same time.
Speaker 3: It may have been an optical illusion. Maybe it's only
Speaker 3: like one in three quarters and he kind of twisted it.
Speaker 3: But for movie's sake, in Disney and Hollywood, two balls.
Speaker 1: Went at the same time.
Speaker 3: That's the BEAUTI pivotal moment of the game, and the
Speaker 3: kid at that moment he decided to believe they I
Speaker 3: should have told the nets that I need dude, you
Speaker 3: just steal stuff from movies. They just go in with
Speaker 3: the quotes from the movies you.
Speaker 1: Did with them.
Speaker 3: I literally did.
Speaker 2: It was halftime, dude, and I walked them down the court.
Speaker 1: Parents in the crowded brother what does this guy watch
Speaker 1: Hoosiers last night? The parents are going why is he
Speaker 1: doing that?
Speaker 2: And the other coaches like why is he on our
Speaker 2: side of the court, Like, what's he doing touching the net?
Speaker 1: If you guys don't know these scenes, this isn't funny.
Speaker 2: It's funny if you want to go look them up
Speaker 2: on YouTube, because here's the great part.
Speaker 3: Is Pistol Pete is the logo. So he's on our shirts.
Speaker 3: He's on the jerseys and my kids have ask me
Speaker 3: who that is and I tell him that's Pete maravich
Speaker 3: Man and they're like, does he still play? I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 3: he's old. Now he might.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if he's alive. To be honest
Speaker 1: with you, I have no idea.
Speaker 2: And now I need to show them Pistol Pete the
Speaker 2: movie and be like, guys, that's the guy on your shirt.
Speaker 2: That is amazing.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say another sentence, I
Speaker 3: took a drink. No, I saw you can take a drink, dude.
Speaker 3: I need Troy back in here, man. We need that
Speaker 3: third No.
Speaker 2: I got an email, though, I got an email that
Speaker 2: I mean. It made me feel so good about myself.
Speaker 2: Lunchbox loved the recap on Monday's pod about the Mexico Open.
Speaker 2: I had put twenty dollars on Brian Campbell plus fourteen
Speaker 2: hundred going into the weekend. I was then able to
Speaker 2: watch any golf on Sunday. I enjoyed your play by play.
Speaker 2: Keep up the great pods coming. Been listening since the
Speaker 2: first podcast Byron from Wisconsin. Thanks, Finally someone else cared
Speaker 2: about the Mexico Open.
Speaker 3: Baseball. Are you preparing more for March Madness? Are you
Speaker 3: playing fantasy baseball?
Speaker 2: I am playing fantasy baseball.
Speaker 1: I'm not, but I'm doing.
Speaker 3: I'm a numbers guy, so statistically, Sison, I'm just trying
Speaker 3: to really get deep into it. You know, another's what's
Speaker 3: the stadium at altitude Denver? What's the second most stadium
Speaker 3: at altitude?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Kaufman Stadium, Saint Louis is almost one thousand feet above
Speaker 3: sea level.
Speaker 2: Well, Kaufman is in Kansas City, right, that's the Royals.
Speaker 2: I've been to Kaufman Stadium as a kid, but they've
Speaker 2: redone it since then.
Speaker 3: It's easier to hit at altitude Colorado, a mile high,
Speaker 3: five thousand feet above sea level.
Speaker 1: That's why there's so many hits there.
Speaker 3: The most hits in Major League Baseball history happened at
Speaker 3: Coors Field, always in the top three. Kaufman Stadium, you
Speaker 3: wouldn't think it. It's at altitude. I had no idea
Speaker 3: Bobby wit Hey so three eighty two, Where did he
Speaker 3: hit three eighty two at home at Kaufman Stadium? Because
Speaker 3: the altitude this year, though, He's not gonna have Tommy
Speaker 3: Fam at number one, He's at number two. I wonder
Speaker 3: are they gonna have Bobby Witt hit one? Is that
Speaker 3: gonna change how many hits he got last year? Because
Speaker 3: he never went a game in a row not getting
Speaker 3: a hit. Every game he didn't get a hit, he
Speaker 3: got a hit the next day. Bobby Wit could be
Speaker 3: the greatest Fantasy players statistically saison in the history of
Speaker 3: the sport.
Speaker 1: Does he go number one with Tommy Fam now playing
Speaker 1: for somebody else?
Speaker 2: Who does Tommy Fam played for?
Speaker 1: He went somewhere east, you know, I mean, I have.
Speaker 2: No idea Tommy Fam is in bouncing around. But I
Speaker 2: do want to apologize to the Golden State Warriors because
Speaker 2: when they traded for Jimmy Butler, I said, Oh, what
Speaker 2: difference does it make? They suck, They're terrible. Hey, they're
Speaker 2: they're kind of winning a lot of games. Now they're hot.
Speaker 2: They're hot, they're up there, they're top the Golden Golden
Speaker 2: State Warriors, but they've creeped up to like number seven.
Speaker 3: But they are makers. Lakers are hot too.
Speaker 1: They're all West though they're all gonna beat each other up.
Speaker 1: I think Celtics just cruised to the finals.
Speaker 2: The West is wide open, man wide open, wide open.
Speaker 3: That's scary. Why the Lakers ain't gonna get that far?
Speaker 3: They're not, but it's wide open. You saying that with Nuggets.
Speaker 2: With Nuggets with gold on Olden State Dallas, when Anthony
Speaker 2: Davis comes back. Right now, they're on the struggle bus.
Speaker 2: But they're winning games. They're not doing great, but they
Speaker 2: need Anthony Davis. They need Gafford, they need a lively back,
Speaker 2: they need all those guys down low, and they're gonna
Speaker 2: be dirty. But yeah, I've been watching college basketball NBA.
Speaker 2: I'm not prepared for baseball. Cousin Andrew did hit me
Speaker 2: up the other day and said, I think our three
Speaker 2: keepers are gonna be where did it go? Hold on,
Speaker 2: hold on, hold on, Philip, But here we go? Uh
Speaker 2: he said, I think I already know it. But I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go with Seeger, Trout and Harper for the keepers.
Speaker 1: Is Trout starting.
Speaker 2: The experts are really down on Trout, and they really
Speaker 2: high on Jackson Trio, who we have. They have them
Speaker 2: ranked as the twenty five bifth best player. But I'd
Speaker 2: rather go with our guys. I think three have potential
Speaker 2: to be MVPs. Small chance it will happen, but it's
Speaker 2: not zero. So that's who our keepers are this year.
Speaker 3: I still stand by the Dodgers winning one hundred and
Speaker 3: seventeen games. Lineup is stacked and the pitching staff doesn't
Speaker 3: even have show we to start off the season.
Speaker 1: Top to bottom, they're great.
Speaker 3: They're really good. Colorado Rockies last year to statistically Sayson
Speaker 3: the worst pitching staff in baseball. This year, they did
Speaker 3: no work on it. It's the exact same guysmis.
Speaker 1: Freeland, Feldner, Sensavalla, the Gomber.
Speaker 3: Oh Gosden Gomber. Two of the guys ore there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: two of the guys were out of the league last year,
Speaker 3: Senzavala and another dude, and they're just pitching.
Speaker 1: Throw them into the staff man.
Speaker 3: Why not, let's go what are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 3: Made anything good?
Speaker 1: No plans.
Speaker 3: We were gonna maybe do the escape room so fun
Speaker 3: with Justin, but the time kept getting thrown around so much.
Speaker 3: Me and Baser said, brunch in the country. My earphones
Speaker 3: went out inside baseball literally, and so we're.
Speaker 1: Doing a small brunch in the country. We got a
Speaker 1: couple things we got to do around the house. Honeydewes.
Speaker 3: Nice. There's a chandelier, I said, Beazer, we got not
Speaker 3: a chandelier. There's an entrance light that we got to
Speaker 3: put up, and I said, Basil, let me handle it.
Speaker 1: She goes, I'm gonna call my dad. He's coming over.
Speaker 3: Good good, I'm glad he's gonna get that done. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we got.
Speaker 2: We got a birthday party tomorrow. Then we have meet
Speaker 2: the baseball team.
Speaker 1: Uh me, the Mets. Not with the Padres.
Speaker 2: We got Tatis, Profar, Profar him still now he's somewhere else.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I haven't paid attention. They trade him around,
Speaker 3: bro that they move. It's quick Padres the ones we
Speaker 3: know of. For Tatis, you got Fernando Manachado, Machado, Machado. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's who we are this year.
Speaker 2: And it was a dilemma because I'm a Cubs fan
Speaker 2: and my the other coach, his wife is a Cardinals fan,
Speaker 2: and so he didn't want to ask for the Cubs,
Speaker 2: or he didn't want to ask for the Cardinals because
Speaker 2: he didn't want to offend to either of us.
Speaker 3: So he just got stuck with the Padres.
Speaker 1: Cubs are be bad this year.
Speaker 3: No not.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be good. Don't worry about it. We got
Speaker 2: Craig Counsel on the bench second year is when he
Speaker 2: turns it around.
Speaker 3: Not that I think I'm playing. Oh he's the manager. Man.
Speaker 2: So yeah, all right, man, I have a great weekend.
Speaker 3: Everybody.
Speaker 2: We'll see on Monday. Hopefully we'll be here. I don't know,
Speaker 2: something good will happen. We'll come up with something to
Speaker 2: talk about. Because Brooklyn Nets basketball is over. I got
Speaker 2: nothing else on the schedule.
Speaker 3: So all right. The worst Major League Baseball stadium to
Speaker 3: hit in and for any sort of offense is.
Speaker 2: It's a big one. It's an Oakland. Oh, but they're gone.
Speaker 2: They're not there anymore. They're in Sacramento. Huh.
Speaker 1: Giants a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wind blowing in. Yeah, it's just off the bay
Speaker 3: with Covey.
Speaker 1: Cove statistically says, and you got a lot of wind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank survivor storry this week hope you're caught up. Man.
Speaker 1: Are we golfing? Are you golfing this weekend at all?
Speaker 3: No? Probably not this weekend. Man. I got kids. I
Speaker 3: have three kids. I've been doing patio golf, but just
Speaker 3: having got on the course, it's gonna be weird. I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna have my sea legs yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's hard to get out when it's hard
Speaker 2: to go play weekend golf. And you got three kids.
Speaker 1: Man, I told you about those tea times. I bet
Speaker 1: they're gone. No, get it right now, bet it, bet
Speaker 1: you can get it.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, look at it? What is it? I got it,
Speaker 3: I'll pull it up. Sison, Ray Mundo Golf.
Speaker 1: Go there, go go.
Speaker 3: I gotta go go just in it. Go go go
Speaker 3: go go, go go go. Ray. You gotta turn off
Speaker 3: the recording culture.
Speaker 2: I know you're worried about golf, but I'm gonna listen.
Speaker 2: Next Saturday, March eighth, I'm gonna be in the Demolition
Speaker 2: Derby Mad Dog Demolition Derby in Shelbyville, Tennisse, Tennessee. Cooper
Speaker 2: Steele Arena. Dude, I'm gonna drive in a race and wreck.
Speaker 1: I don't know. And you gotta take the kids in that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: My kids are gonna watch me wreck. They're gonna watch
Speaker 3: your dad. They're gonna they're gonna be going go Nitro
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Speaker 3: There's gonna be a lot of people. And someone said
Speaker 3: in plaid plaid, right, a lot of tip people in
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Speaker 3: Lipscom because they just won. I think they won their conference. Man,
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Speaker 1: Man, but is your wife?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: We could all carpool we go to this thing.
Speaker 2: Do you want to go to the demolition derby? So
Speaker 2: it's probably you live north of town. It's south of town.
Speaker 2: Probably gonna take you about an hour to get there
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Speaker 1: Doable, dude.
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Speaker 1: Bye, I'm gonna hit up your wife, see if she
Speaker 1: wants to get a hotel for the oh.
Speaker 3: For the event. Okay, gosh