WEBVTT - A Cheating Scandal Has Rocked Lunchbox's House

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<v Speaker 1>We're rolling.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I saw a great would you rather? I saw

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<v Speaker 2>it and I posted on the Facebook page, and I

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<v Speaker 2>want your answer. Would you take one million dollars guaranteed

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<v Speaker 2>or flip a coin for a billion?

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<v Speaker 1>One million? I don't gamble anymore. That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the answer. You don't gamble anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>See, you have a fifty fifty shot at a billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm going for the billion. The pain and

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<v Speaker 3>suffering and therapy and risk to yourself after losing that

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<v Speaker 3>opportunity at the billion and the million. When you lose it,

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<v Speaker 3>that will rip your heart out. More than a girl,

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<v Speaker 3>more than a sports team, more than a man, more

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<v Speaker 3>than a death coach. You will not be able to

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<v Speaker 3>recover from that. And because of that, I go with

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<v Speaker 3>the guaranteed million. I'll invest it immediately SMP five hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know that I would recover from losing the million.

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<v Speaker 2>But if they said, okay, which one would you do?

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, I'll take the million, and they said, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's slip the coin and see what it would have been,

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<v Speaker 2>and it comes up it would have been the billion. O. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the other side of the coin. You would be like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my gosh, drive me nuts. Why did I pass

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<v Speaker 2>up a billion dollars? But that bit like, imagine that coin,

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<v Speaker 2>flip the two seconds it's in the air, maybe a second.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know how long it stays in the

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<v Speaker 2>air when you flip it not very long, and you're like, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, I could be a billionaire. I could be

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<v Speaker 3>a billionaire. I could be a billionaire. Yeah, let's keep

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<v Speaker 3>it a buck. I've been hearing people say that apparently

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<v Speaker 3>means keep it real. Yes, So I've been looking into

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<v Speaker 3>hotels and stuff. We're playing vacation this summer. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 3>thought you were talking about buying a hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Man, I could barely pay my mortgage.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, how the hell are you gonna buy a hotel?

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<v Speaker 3>That's the Motel six dude down the road Continental Breakfast. Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>they'll leave the light on for you. So with Wayne

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<v Speaker 3>Bodette with Motel six, we'll leave the light on for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on down and get yourself some Life cereal and

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<v Speaker 3>a muffin on the way out.

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<v Speaker 1>Make it blueberry.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to love that because I would whenever we

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<v Speaker 2>were trying to find a hotel on a road trip,

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<v Speaker 2>my parents be like, do you guys see anything? Be Like,

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<v Speaker 2>as a kid, I was so dumb, I'd be like, Dad,

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<v Speaker 2>we got to look for a Motel six because they're

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<v Speaker 2>they're gonna leave the light on for us.

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<v Speaker 1>My Dad's like, they don't really leave.

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<v Speaker 3>The light on for you. I'm like, Dad.

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<v Speaker 2>They say it the commercial. It says, I'm Tom Bodette

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<v Speaker 2>with Motel six. We'll leave the light on for you.

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<v Speaker 2>And I, honest God, believed they were leaving the light

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<v Speaker 2>on for us. That's what I thought they were doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Made me feel like, oh my gosh, Motel six is

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<v Speaker 2>where I need to be. Where I need to rest

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<v Speaker 2>my head is Motel six.

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<v Speaker 1>The best is when they say HBO and Color TV.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you get the truck.

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<v Speaker 3>Used to say that HBO, Color TV. Oh gotta pull

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<v Speaker 3>over there. Used it still says. In my town, the

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<v Speaker 3>beauty of the country is these small towns around me.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't change the cars, brand new, the roads, newer.

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<v Speaker 1>The businesses.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, they are still advertising to nineteen eighties people, truckers

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<v Speaker 3>that are horny real quick about hotels. So I'm researching stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Tropical destinations for our summer vacation.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we know the dates.

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<v Speaker 3>No, so do you know where you're going?

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<v Speaker 1>Coasta Rica? I'm pushing for it.

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<v Speaker 3>I got it. So you're still playing on that pushing that.

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<v Speaker 1>What I've realized is a billion dollars is a.

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<v Speaker 3>Monumental amount of money I'm looking at. So I did

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<v Speaker 3>just click on hotels if I was super rich. They

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<v Speaker 3>don't really cater to the wealthy. There's a there's a

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<v Speaker 3>large gap. If you have a billion dollars, there's just

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<v Speaker 3>no way to spend it. I mean, I'm not even

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<v Speaker 3>I'm middle class, the heart of the middle class, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm we can afford these hotels. Maybe there's one with

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<v Speaker 3>a infinity edge pool and a glass patio. That's one

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<v Speaker 3>small step up from what we're able to afford.

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<v Speaker 1>The billionaire status.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, America can't even cater to you. You would have

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<v Speaker 3>to move to Dubai. There's not enough luxury items in

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<v Speaker 3>this country to give to you. I'm how can I

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<v Speaker 3>be this close as a radio producer to the very

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<v Speaker 3>best that a hotel has to offer in Costa Rica

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<v Speaker 3>and brom I'm lower middle class. So your billionaire lifestyle

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<v Speaker 3>that you would get, you'd be afford this life with

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<v Speaker 3>the billion dude, there ain't that great a billion dollar stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's nothing in Costa Rica that would be able

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<v Speaker 2>to satisfy me as my billionaire status.

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<v Speaker 3>Is what you're saying at the hotel, we're looking at

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<v Speaker 3>you're a billionaire.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a one hundred are thousands.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a millionaire because you took the million.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a millionaire. You're a billionaire.

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<v Speaker 3>You would be staying one room over from us, with

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<v Speaker 3>an infinity edge pool and a glass patio. But guess what,

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<v Speaker 3>I'd still be smoking in my underwear, drinking my coast

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<v Speaker 3>terri eking coffee right next to your ass. Man. That's

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<v Speaker 3>messed up, right. That was deep. That is deep.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like I mean, that's why I like Las Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all walks of life, all sitting at one blackjack table,

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<v Speaker 2>standing around one craps table. Every different person has a story,

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<v Speaker 2>and some people don't have any money, and some people

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<v Speaker 2>are billionaires probably sitting there at that craps table.

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<v Speaker 3>But the beauty of Vegas is everybody is living in

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<v Speaker 3>that moment above their means one hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody in Las Vegas bro is spending money that they

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't be spending.

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<v Speaker 1>I was taking when me and Bez are first started dating.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're limited.

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<v Speaker 3>We take three hundred a day, which is very smart.

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<v Speaker 3>I would take entire paychecks. People probably thought I was

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<v Speaker 3>a millionaire, but I wasn't. I was just taking everything

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<v Speaker 3>I had to Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you automatic, because when you go to Vegas, you

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<v Speaker 2>know you're not gonna lose that, So why would you

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<v Speaker 2>not take your whole paycheck? I am with you. Everybody

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<v Speaker 2>is living outside their means when they go to Las Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree with you one hun percent. That is such

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<v Speaker 2>a true story.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's there's rarely the person that is super great

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<v Speaker 3>with their money going in and I give Bezer that credit.

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<v Speaker 3>She puts it in envelopes and we don't go outside

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<v Speaker 3>of that envelope for the day, so that you're able

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<v Speaker 3>to have money the entire week. We're the exception to

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<v Speaker 3>the rule. Most people blow it, load out, cleaned out.

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<v Speaker 3>We gotta start, Yeah, we gotta start the show. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I just saw that would you rather last night on

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<v Speaker 2>x which was formerly Twitter, and I said, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>gotta take that, and I put it on the Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people were saying they would just take

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<v Speaker 2>the million. They're not gamblers.

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<v Speaker 3>So Arnold went out with Troy the guy from Australia

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<v Speaker 3>on Broadway and got shlamored, absolutely saw tade.

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<v Speaker 2>Then they went to Mackers, yes with some of those

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<v Speaker 2>words Bonza Bonzi bones.

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<v Speaker 1>And they got bonzaed bonza. No way, it was real bonza.

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<v Speaker 3>It was real bonza, which is bad. Oh, and Arnold

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<v Speaker 3>left me this voicemail.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna yep, let me go ahead, hit it right.

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<v Speaker 1>This One'snold.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm pretty screwed up, man, Can I get a ride?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm at the corner of First and Chilly Rolls. Barn

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<v Speaker 4>see us soon, man.

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<v Speaker 1>And after that he was hung over for two straight days.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you go pick him up?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I told him there's a million ubers and lifts.

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<v Speaker 1>Call somebody else the what new phone? Who dis ah?

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<v Speaker 3>Gotcha?

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<v Speaker 2>I love that trick. That's a good trick. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's start it, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Troy was a good guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that dude. He's on his way to Vegas

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<v Speaker 3>though he's in Vegas now, and people comment, oh, we

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<v Speaker 3>love Zach and effeminate guy into his fields. I love

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<v Speaker 3>Troy also, And then they love Troy the Australian guy.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like you need to have more guests like this,

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, so all this effort that we put

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<v Speaker 2>into thinking about what we should do on the pod

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<v Speaker 2>and we just bring some random people off the streets

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<v Speaker 2>and that's the best pods that you guys like, got it?

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<v Speaker 1>Next we bring a homeless guy in. Oh. Man, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never heard something so great in my truck. That was

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<v Speaker 1>the best thing I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, that was fantastic. He's been living off of free

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<v Speaker 3>tips for the past two years and that fascinated you. Interesting, right,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a great idea. It is a good idea. We're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna do it live, oh the one, two, three, So losers,

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<v Speaker 3>what up, everybody? I am lunchbox.

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<v Speaker 2>I know the most about sports, so I gave you

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<v Speaker 2>the sports facts my sports opinions because I'm pretty much

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<v Speaker 2>a sports genius, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>It says that I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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<v Speaker 3>I met a Broadway girl one day back in twenty fourteen.

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<v Speaker 3>We got engaged married. Now we live north of town

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<v Speaker 3>in the country two acres. Her father built our home,

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<v Speaker 3>pay a mortgage, two point five kids. Someday, not today

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<v Speaker 3>or tomorrow, and I'll die of a heart attack.

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<v Speaker 1>When I'm seventy two, over to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, how did I sleep last night? Thanks for asking, coacher,

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<v Speaker 2>how did you sleep last night?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely terrible?

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it might have been every twenty to twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five minutes, I was woken up by h I. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't my wife. Baby Box was having.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what kind of dream if he's going

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<v Speaker 3>through growing pains, but he was moaning and thrashing.

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<v Speaker 1>Around in his bed every twenty minutes. No, I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>to cry. It was eh, eh eh, and I'd go down.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd go to his room.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Bud, Bud, you okay, okay, okay, you're okay, it's okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's okay, it's okay. He quiet down, put his blanket

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<v Speaker 2>back on him, Go back to my room, go to sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>Ohh And I'm like, it was all night long.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you sleep in the room with him?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it doesn't matter if I'm sleeping with him, What

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<v Speaker 3>difference does it make.

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<v Speaker 1>He'll go to sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>He was asleep the whole time. Ray he was thrashing, noisy, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>sleepy eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he never woke up, and I I it texted

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<v Speaker 2>my wife this morning and I said, hey, ask him

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<v Speaker 2>how he slept last night, and he said.

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<v Speaker 1>Quote, how did you sleep last night? I slept great?

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<v Speaker 1>He texted her.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my wife asked him when he got up and

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<v Speaker 2>they were eating breakfast, like, oh, did you get a

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<v Speaker 2>good night's sleep?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Good night sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, you weren't having bad dreams? No, no bad dreams.

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<v Speaker 3>But he has been complaining at his knee or leg hurts,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I'm wondering if it's like growing pains, and

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<v Speaker 3>so when he lays down, maybe the pain intensifies.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, he's a future Wemby.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know what's wrong. But it

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<v Speaker 2>was all night long, every twenty to twenty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I would fall asleep, get into that light,

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<v Speaker 2>and I could fall asleep quick, and I get into

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<v Speaker 2>that dream and all of a sudden.

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<v Speaker 1>I hear eh, eh, eh, what in the I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>It was all I mean, I probably got up ten

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<v Speaker 2>times in the middle of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Night overreaction, probably two What do you mean ten times,

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<v Speaker 3>and went to his room. Yes, that's hard to believe.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're telling me, say what time did you go

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<v Speaker 3>to bed at? I went to bed at nine thirty nine?

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty and you get up at four, probably for the

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<v Speaker 1>big show.

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<v Speaker 3>So in that amount of time, you got up every

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<v Speaker 3>single hour one hour, he got up twice and went

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<v Speaker 3>into his room.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm telling you, it felt like it was every

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<v Speaker 2>twenty to twenty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I've had cats that have been violent, ill,

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<v Speaker 3>vomiting and diary ing, and I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 3>got up ten times, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I hear him loudly, Ugh, the night my cat died,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I got up ten times.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, because you die peacefully sometimes.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he was very ill, and I still to get

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<v Speaker 3>up ten times. I just feel that's an over exaggeration.

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<v Speaker 2>Monday, it's not an over exaggeration. I literally was like, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I got I felt like I got no sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, And you're it sounds if he's doing the night tremors.

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<v Speaker 3>That's baser one oh one, Oh oh my gosh. You

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<v Speaker 3>scared me as you're getting into bed. What and I

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<v Speaker 3>just had to go to the bathroom. Hi, it's me

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<v Speaker 3>not a robber. I don't have a ski mask on.

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<v Speaker 3>And then they'll be, oh, sorry, sorry, I was dream

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<v Speaker 3>such as hard dream.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>The thrashing has got to stop. Lay your head on

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<v Speaker 3>a pillow. Guys, you're safe in your bed. Let's not

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<v Speaker 3>be jumpy. Good night America. We all wake up. It's

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<v Speaker 3>very simple.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand it. I assumed it was a bad dream.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh did you just get in the bed. Yes, it's me.

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<v Speaker 3>It's I'm not the cat. Hello, yep, I'm a human

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<v Speaker 3>human hand it's me. Okay, sorry, you scared me. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the hy two K killer my pries my wife first. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like that every night, dude, you scared me.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing taking a piss?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>It's amazing. My wife The kid moans all night and thrashes.

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<v Speaker 2>She never hears him. I get up to go pee

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<v Speaker 2>and I get back. I got in bed. Shoh, does

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<v Speaker 2>the exact same thing as your wife? How do you hear?

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<v Speaker 2>Not hear him?

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<v Speaker 3>Eh, but you hear me. Get up, walk, pee and

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<v Speaker 3>come back. And you're jumping out of bed. The dude

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<v Speaker 3>is screaming every twenty minutes, not screaming, moaning, oh my,

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<v Speaker 3>And I thought, okay, maybe it's because his blanket's coming off,

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<v Speaker 3>So I put a second blanket.

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<v Speaker 1>On him, a bigger blanky.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's a big blanket and so I put it

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<v Speaker 2>on him. It's Pred's blanket that he got my wife

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<v Speaker 2>for Christmas in twenty twenty three.

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<v Speaker 3>That's probably why they won last night, beat the Apps,

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<v Speaker 3>but out of uh they beat the Alves. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>the the predstats, Oh Jets, I think you said as.

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<v Speaker 1>All in the same division except for the Preds. Got it,

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<v Speaker 1>same divisions are in They're in the ABS division. I

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<v Speaker 1>think they're in the same division. Jets.

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<v Speaker 3>No, not sure, not really clear on the hockey divisions.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you that. I'll be honest with you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not up to date on my hockey divisions. Or are

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<v Speaker 1>they with the Golden Knights? Not sure? I think the

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<v Speaker 1>ABS are with the Golden Knights.

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<v Speaker 3>No, the ABS are with Minnesota and the Dallas Stars

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<v Speaker 3>and the Jets. That makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are all the same. But I think the Preds

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<v Speaker 1>are in that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Too, that does make sense.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the Golden Knights are in it with the

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<v Speaker 1>Kings the Oilers. They're farther down the Oilers as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, but anyway, that was how I slept last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to know, I'm tired, I'm cranky, I

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<v Speaker 2>need an app.

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<v Speaker 3>It was rough. How about yourself? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Me went to bed at eight.

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<v Speaker 3>Immediately immediately woke up at twelve thirty, so four and

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<v Speaker 3>a half hours of sleep. Woke up at midnight, took

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<v Speaker 3>another thirty minute sleep, so woke up at midnight thirty

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<v Speaker 3>and was good to go. Never felt better, but I

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<v Speaker 3>took an hour and a half nap in the afternoon,

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<v Speaker 3>two hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably that's legit.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't say I didn't get a nap yesterday. I did. Neighbor,

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<v Speaker 3>not neighbor, old work coworker of vasors came over and

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<v Speaker 3>they were just laughing, having them a girl's day, and

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<v Speaker 3>I said, I'm going to bed smart.

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<v Speaker 1>I can only have so much estrogen.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good move, man.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went to bed and just slept it off.

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<v Speaker 3>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're ready to take a break. Yeah, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>take a break, dude. And I'm gonna tell you what

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<v Speaker 2>a scandal? Have you ever heard of a scandal? This

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<v Speaker 2>one's gonna knock your socks off. It's not making ESPN.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why, but someone needs to be criminally investigated.

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<v Speaker 1>You gonna knock your garments off?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we'll be right back.

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<v Speaker 1>Ray, give me my music.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, the Brooklyn Nets. The season has ended, dude. Every

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<v Speaker 3>time you do that, I think the NBA, and then

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<v Speaker 3>I realized it's this stupid butt team.

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<v Speaker 1>It's your kids team.

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<v Speaker 3>Ages four to six year old.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time I think it's something with Embiid but doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>even play for him anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if he plays anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Hard play for him hard and plays for the Clippers.

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<v Speaker 1>Does Ben Simmons play for him?

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<v Speaker 2>No, Ben Simmons plays for the Clippers. No, Ben Simmons

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<v Speaker 2>plays for the.

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<v Speaker 3>Who did he go to?

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<v Speaker 1>Din Wittle? He's got to play for the net.

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<v Speaker 2>Dem Wittle plays for the Lakers.

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<v Speaker 1>Where did Ben Simmons go?

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<v Speaker 3>He just got bought out? Let me see.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the dude doesn't play, No, he does.

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<v Speaker 3>He plays. He plays for the Cavaliers.

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<v Speaker 1>He comes off the bench.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's the Clippers. Clippers. Sorry, I saw a Cavaliers

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<v Speaker 2>picture of something. Yeah, I knew he went to the Clippers.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought so so that Hey, they reunited anyway, So

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<v Speaker 2>the season is over, man, I think it's all done with.

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<v Speaker 1>And then hell of the year, yep, that's a song.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell of a year?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep?

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<v Speaker 2>How many games you guys went? We got two victories

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<v Speaker 2>Man first game, Man, last game. Great job. Guys started

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<v Speaker 2>off the season, hot, finished hot, a little loll in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle. It happens, you know, the grind of a season.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't get up for every game.

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<v Speaker 3>It's hard.

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<v Speaker 2>It's difficult to put the same energy and effort into

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<v Speaker 2>every single Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>And the scandal has begun.

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<v Speaker 3>Got an email in the inbox from the NBA Junior League.

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<v Speaker 1>They emailed the sore losers.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they emailed my personally email. Well, I did the

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<v Speaker 3>sound effect.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, said, scores will be updated this week for standings.

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<v Speaker 2>We have had issues with multiple teams with kids playing

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<v Speaker 2>out of their age groups shoesh. Please understand this is

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<v Speaker 2>against our rules and regulations, and if found out, we

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<v Speaker 2>will review each situation's case and the game will possibly

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<v Speaker 2>result as a forfeit.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm willing to turn over all footage that I have,

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<v Speaker 3>so from that first paragraph, they're gonna need our podcast

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<v Speaker 3>for the scores of the games.

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<v Speaker 2>I was shocked to learn that there are standings. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know that, and this tells me that we might

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<v Speaker 2>be moving up the standings.

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<v Speaker 1>Jerry, if you're listening to this, all we want is

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<v Speaker 1>a fair trial.

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<v Speaker 2>All I am is saying, some of these teams that

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<v Speaker 2>we played, and I told you there is no way

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<v Speaker 2>they've been together two weeks, sesh, there is no way

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<v Speaker 2>that they are legit. There are kids that are foot

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<v Speaker 2>taller sh And we get an email we have had

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<v Speaker 2>issues with multiple teams playing out of their age groups. Dude,

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<v Speaker 2>you guys didn't sum We weren't as bad as I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, this is actually a pretty big scandal.

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<v Speaker 3>This is incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>Who does this?

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<v Speaker 3>They are four to six years old. Who gives two

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<v Speaker 3>craps about winning the league?

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<v Speaker 1>This is huge.

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<v Speaker 3>This isn't just one, it is multiple teams.

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<v Speaker 1>Rob, Bobby, I've been subpoenaed. I will be off on Monday.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even understand how not just one, but it's

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<v Speaker 3>more than one. Multiple is more than one. Now you

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<v Speaker 3>want me to keep finishing? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>An email coaches, I first wanted to thank you for

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<v Speaker 2>dedicating your time to the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>We appreciate, appreciate your dedication. Let's make sure we are

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<v Speaker 3>keeping the kids first at all times. Wait the email started, coaches, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>fan of the podcast, huge fan. We all want to win,

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<v Speaker 3>but it is about the kids at end YEP, not

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<v Speaker 3>winning the league. Let's do a better job controlling our

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<v Speaker 3>parents during the game and also playing in the proper

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<v Speaker 3>age bracket.

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<v Speaker 1>All right now, clap.

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<v Speaker 2>As I stated in the coaches meeting before the season,

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<v Speaker 2>your parents react off of you.

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<v Speaker 1>You are not only.

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<v Speaker 2>Leading the kids, but you're setting the tone for your

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<v Speaker 2>parents as well. With this being said, if you have

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<v Speaker 2>any issues regarding illegal players, please let me know.

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<v Speaker 3>Either they made spelling errors and punctuations things in that

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<v Speaker 3>email or you just sucked at reading it.

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<v Speaker 2>If parents are not under control, it will result in

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<v Speaker 2>a possible technical foul and the removal of the parent.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the scandal that is rocking the league.

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<v Speaker 1>They need to go to the coaches convention.

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<v Speaker 2>I know they're big fans, but my question is how

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<v Speaker 2>did they get found out? Did someone all a birth

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<v Speaker 2>certificate check on one of the kids during the game? Whistleblower,

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to be a whistleblower.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll get out of the bottom of the cuberlet.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>It seems like if you if you look at any

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<v Speaker 2>whistleblowers in the past, they disappear from this planet.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's be real. You said there were kids that were older.

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<v Speaker 3>You never really pressed charges or furthered it. But you

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<v Speaker 3>did it complain on a podcast. Other people probably complained

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<v Speaker 3>at their workplaces. One person took it a step full

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<v Speaker 3>farther contacted the committee and said, review this. Did your

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<v Speaker 3>kids submit birth certificates or is it an honor system.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an honor system.

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<v Speaker 3>The whole investigation is based on an honor system, not

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<v Speaker 3>even fraudulent documents.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that you say it, like I literally this, this

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<v Speaker 2>is how behind the times this league is. I actually

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<v Speaker 2>had to go to the building and fill out a

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<v Speaker 2>piece of paper. There was no online registration, so I

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<v Speaker 2>just went and I wrote my kid's name, and I

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<v Speaker 2>wrote my kid's birthday. I wrote down their address, I

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<v Speaker 2>wrote who their parents were, and I turned it in so.

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<v Speaker 3>You would have met you. Continue. I must interject, continue

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<v Speaker 3>that I need to interject in a minute ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>Continue.

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<v Speaker 2>That tells me that there is no fact checking of

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<v Speaker 2>this league, and I now realize.

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<v Speaker 1>It that year your sentence, I need to interject.

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<v Speaker 3>That next year, baby Box, who will be seven at

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<v Speaker 3>the time, six can play with the six year olds

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<v Speaker 3>because guess what, there's no fact check.

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<v Speaker 1>Bray, It's a sleight of hand. You could make us

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<v Speaker 1>seven a.

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<v Speaker 3>Six Yeah, oh slipped, you would have never made it.

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<v Speaker 3>In Saratoga, Wyoming. My mom and dad handled all the

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<v Speaker 3>birth certificates and stuff. Kids would bring photo copies. It

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<v Speaker 3>was a huge ordeal. It needs to be the original.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh dang, you guys didn't even knew that. Man.

0:22:55.440 --> 0:22:58.200
<v Speaker 1>You guys were just writing in pencil or pin.

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<v Speaker 2>They gave you the option, which which is amazing now

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<v Speaker 2>that I think about it. But my whole thing is,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's worse.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you really six year man?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's worse?

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<v Speaker 3>Why is your voice deep?

0:23:11.480 --> 0:23:15.080
<v Speaker 2>Is the parents that did this, the coaches that allowed it,

0:23:15.440 --> 0:23:17.760
<v Speaker 2>that allowed them to play, that knew they were over age,

0:23:17.800 --> 0:23:20.600
<v Speaker 2>that decided they wanted to, you know, cheat the system

0:23:20.640 --> 0:23:22.760
<v Speaker 2>because they wanted to get the upper hand in four

0:23:22.840 --> 0:23:28.080
<v Speaker 2>to six year old basketball, or the person that actually

0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:28.600
<v Speaker 2>pushed the.

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<v Speaker 3>League to investigate it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know which is worse.

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<v Speaker 3>Love the investigation and a kid never tells a lie.

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<v Speaker 3>You should casually next year, Hey Johnny from the other team,

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<v Speaker 3>how you doing, man? Hey?

0:23:39.800 --> 0:23:40.280
<v Speaker 1>How were you?

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<v Speaker 3>It's something easy. A kid will always say their age,

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<v Speaker 3>you're one, right? You wonder how I know that?

0:23:45.600 --> 0:23:46.840
<v Speaker 1>Because I asked one of them.

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<v Speaker 3>No, when we were kids, Johnny APPLESE, ray, I see

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<v Speaker 3>a tree.

0:23:51.880 --> 0:23:52.760
<v Speaker 1>I'll never lie.

0:23:54.280 --> 0:23:56.480
<v Speaker 3>My parents were taking I believe it was my sister

0:23:56.560 --> 0:23:59.320
<v Speaker 3>to the airport. Hey kid, I always say you're two

0:23:59.400 --> 0:24:01.160
<v Speaker 3>years younger than you actually are.

0:24:01.480 --> 0:24:02.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm only sixty four.

0:24:04.480 --> 0:24:07.080
<v Speaker 2>She was gonna fly somewhere to see my grandma and grandpa.

0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:09.919
<v Speaker 2>I believe this is how the story went. This is

0:24:09.920 --> 0:24:12.920
<v Speaker 2>how I remember it in my head. And they told her, Hey,

0:24:13.119 --> 0:24:16.879
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna tell them you're six years old. You're gonna

0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:20.040
<v Speaker 2>tell them you're six years old. And we get to

0:24:20.040 --> 0:24:22.800
<v Speaker 2>the airport, They're like, how old are you? And I

0:24:22.840 --> 0:24:25.080
<v Speaker 2>believe my brother goes, she's five, but my parents told

0:24:25.080 --> 0:24:25.920
<v Speaker 2>her to say she's six.

0:24:26.440 --> 0:24:30.960
<v Speaker 3>We are now boarding all Southwest flights, all Spirit Airlines,

0:24:31.080 --> 0:24:34.280
<v Speaker 3>and all Delta. You are now free to fly without

0:24:34.359 --> 0:24:36.240
<v Speaker 3>the country Throughout.

0:24:36.480 --> 0:24:39.080
<v Speaker 2>It was e It was either my brother that said, oh,

0:24:39.119 --> 0:24:41.800
<v Speaker 2>she's really five, but my parents at six, or my

0:24:41.920 --> 0:24:44.120
<v Speaker 2>sister said, my parents told me to tell you I'm six,

0:24:44.160 --> 0:24:47.800
<v Speaker 2>but I'm really five, And my parents are sitting there going,

0:24:47.920 --> 0:24:50.800
<v Speaker 2>are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Luckily, they

0:24:50.840 --> 0:24:52.560
<v Speaker 2>didn't do anything, and they let her on the plane.

0:24:52.800 --> 0:24:55.200
<v Speaker 2>But that's how it goes. Kids won't lie. You can

0:24:55.280 --> 0:24:59.360
<v Speaker 2>tell them to lie, but they don't understand and they say, oh, no,

0:24:59.480 --> 0:25:02.080
<v Speaker 2>my age is this, or I'm going here, I'm doing that.

0:25:02.480 --> 0:25:03.520
<v Speaker 3>They're not good liars.

0:25:03.600 --> 0:25:05.840
<v Speaker 1>So the kids are not at fault in this investigation.

0:25:06.080 --> 0:25:06.800
<v Speaker 3>I agree with that.

0:25:07.240 --> 0:25:11.800
<v Speaker 1>It's either the coach, like the coach.

0:25:11.600 --> 0:25:14.280
<v Speaker 2>Is probably out at the playground he's watching some kid hoop,

0:25:14.560 --> 0:25:16.360
<v Speaker 2>or the parents and he's like, I need that kid

0:25:16.400 --> 0:25:18.360
<v Speaker 2>on my six year old team so we can win

0:25:18.400 --> 0:25:18.840
<v Speaker 2>the league.

0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:22.399
<v Speaker 1>We've narrowed it down the coach or the parent.

0:25:22.840 --> 0:25:25.000
<v Speaker 3>One of them needs to serve some sort of time

0:25:25.359 --> 0:25:26.440
<v Speaker 3>or community service.

0:25:26.480 --> 0:25:29.920
<v Speaker 2>Who's worse, though, the person that asks for an investigation

0:25:30.119 --> 0:25:31.800
<v Speaker 2>or the person that signed them up illegally.

0:25:33.240 --> 0:25:44.200
<v Speaker 3>We have the right in this country to ask for someone.

0:25:41.920 --> 0:25:42.720
<v Speaker 1>To show.

0:25:44.080 --> 0:25:51.560
<v Speaker 3>Documentation, and it's called discovery. Someone is required by law

0:25:51.640 --> 0:25:55.719
<v Speaker 3>to show their finances. In this case, it is the

0:25:55.720 --> 0:26:01.359
<v Speaker 3>birth certificates. It is the documentation provided proving a kid's age.

0:26:01.520 --> 0:26:05.440
<v Speaker 1>There is nothing wrong for asking you about that, and this.

0:26:05.359 --> 0:26:08.760
<v Speaker 3>Should change now the league to whereas you guys bring

0:26:08.760 --> 0:26:13.399
<v Speaker 3>those documents to every game. Yeah, I agree, and so

0:26:13.720 --> 0:26:15.560
<v Speaker 3>I'll show your mind, now show me yours.

0:26:15.640 --> 0:26:18.480
<v Speaker 2>Not only do I think this makes a difference. I

0:26:18.480 --> 0:26:20.760
<v Speaker 2>don't know how to check the standings, but it tells

0:26:20.800 --> 0:26:23.560
<v Speaker 2>me we moved up the standings. You know why, because

0:26:23.600 --> 0:26:27.160
<v Speaker 2>about thirty minutes after that email went out, I got

0:26:27.160 --> 0:26:29.760
<v Speaker 2>an email from the league.

0:26:29.800 --> 0:26:32.000
<v Speaker 1>To our sore losers email.

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<v Speaker 2>No my personal said coach, congratulations on a great season, Gooch.

0:26:38.119 --> 0:26:43.320
<v Speaker 2>You've now qualified for the All Star Tournament. Oh no,

0:26:44.760 --> 0:26:48.120
<v Speaker 2>we qualified for the postseason. I don't know who we're

0:26:48.160 --> 0:26:48.720
<v Speaker 2>gonna play.

0:26:48.880 --> 0:26:52.959
<v Speaker 1>No, sorry, I mean yes?

0:26:53.080 --> 0:26:53.520
<v Speaker 3>What do you mean?

0:26:53.600 --> 0:26:55.760
<v Speaker 1>No? No, No, I'm sorry. Wrong and sound of effect?

0:26:56.640 --> 0:26:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Are you saying no because you think we're gonna get crushed?

0:26:59.119 --> 0:27:00.560
<v Speaker 1>I just had thought it was over.

0:27:01.320 --> 0:27:03.479
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're saying no because you don't want to hear

0:27:03.480 --> 0:27:04.720
<v Speaker 2>any more Brooklyn net story.

0:27:04.880 --> 0:27:07.320
<v Speaker 1>Not that, not that, not that at all. I said

0:27:07.320 --> 0:27:09.080
<v Speaker 1>the wrong sound effect meant hit clapping.

0:27:11.480 --> 0:27:11.840
<v Speaker 3>Dude.

0:27:11.960 --> 0:27:13.880
<v Speaker 1>You guys are playing more games.

0:27:14.200 --> 0:27:17.320
<v Speaker 3>We have the end of year All Star Tournament. I

0:27:17.359 --> 0:27:20.919
<v Speaker 3>guess we moved up the standings. We have qualified for

0:27:21.160 --> 0:27:21.879
<v Speaker 3>the tournament.

0:27:23.160 --> 0:27:24.959
<v Speaker 1>All Star Tournament, dude.

0:27:25.080 --> 0:27:27.800
<v Speaker 3>So then I'm excited as I'll get out and I

0:27:28.000 --> 0:27:29.120
<v Speaker 3>text the group.

0:27:28.920 --> 0:27:30.280
<v Speaker 1>Your kids gotta make it.

0:27:30.160 --> 0:27:33.679
<v Speaker 2>And I said, Hey, good news, guys. We had the

0:27:33.720 --> 0:27:37.200
<v Speaker 2>team party last Saturday, but let's put that.

0:27:37.280 --> 0:27:40.160
<v Speaker 3>Champagne on ice. We got a tournament to win.

0:27:40.359 --> 0:27:42.959
<v Speaker 2>And everybody's like, what what, And I'm like, apparently we

0:27:43.000 --> 0:27:45.320
<v Speaker 2>moved up the standings. We qualified for the end of

0:27:45.359 --> 0:27:47.520
<v Speaker 2>the season postseason tournament.

0:27:47.800 --> 0:27:51.280
<v Speaker 3>Those parents had already figured out their drinking weekends.

0:27:52.440 --> 0:27:57.439
<v Speaker 1>They said, what another Saturday? Us played to do beers

0:27:57.440 --> 0:27:58.720
<v Speaker 1>with the boys and some golf.

0:28:00.240 --> 0:28:02.520
<v Speaker 2>And those are the reactions I got. Oh, we'll be

0:28:02.560 --> 0:28:03.479
<v Speaker 2>out of town that weekend.

0:28:03.760 --> 0:28:05.240
<v Speaker 1>They're already going to Barbados.

0:28:05.359 --> 0:28:07.080
<v Speaker 3>We have a birthday party that weekend.

0:28:07.160 --> 0:28:09.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we got money to burn. We're heading to Trinmbag.

0:28:09.440 --> 0:28:12.560
<v Speaker 3>And todaygo oh, she has a girl Scout retreat that weekend. Yeah,

0:28:12.560 --> 0:28:15.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm at in New Vegas. It's been about six months. Oh,

0:28:15.320 --> 0:28:17.600
<v Speaker 3>that's the weekend my my parents are coming to town.

0:28:17.600 --> 0:28:18.480
<v Speaker 3>We won't be able to make it.

0:28:18.560 --> 0:28:21.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I'm doing minnies and petties. We'll be out.

0:28:21.480 --> 0:28:26.080
<v Speaker 2>So after all that, I got six responses saying they

0:28:26.119 --> 0:28:27.719
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be able to make it. That would take us

0:28:27.720 --> 0:28:31.119
<v Speaker 2>down to four players. I had to email the league

0:28:31.160 --> 0:28:37.160
<v Speaker 2>and say thanks, but no thanks. Our season is over.

0:28:37.280 --> 0:28:38.480
<v Speaker 2>We will not be in the tournament.

0:28:39.360 --> 0:28:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you gotta know what's happening.

0:28:41.520 --> 0:28:43.680
<v Speaker 3>The parents are gonna make their plans. You can't fold

0:28:43.720 --> 0:28:46.720
<v Speaker 3>them for that. I'm the respected the integrity of the season.

0:28:47.000 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 3>The minute was over, guys, those tickets were buck passports updated.

0:28:50.600 --> 0:28:53.160
<v Speaker 3>They got their real IDs and they're heading to Turks

0:28:53.160 --> 0:28:53.760
<v Speaker 3>and Keikos.

0:28:53.920 --> 0:28:55.200
<v Speaker 1>They're heading to Sri Lanka.

0:28:55.360 --> 0:28:57.200
<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm saying, a lot of these Nashville

0:28:57.200 --> 0:29:02.360
<v Speaker 3>people got some money to burn and it's getting burned. Yeah.

0:29:02.400 --> 0:29:06.800
<v Speaker 2>So the Brooklyn Nets season, the scandal that broke, that

0:29:06.880 --> 0:29:08.200
<v Speaker 2>moved us just at the top.

0:29:09.560 --> 0:29:11.720
<v Speaker 3>But the season is still over. We'll take a break,

0:29:11.720 --> 0:29:12.440
<v Speaker 3>We'll be right back.

0:29:16.080 --> 0:29:16.280
<v Speaker 1>Dude.

0:29:16.320 --> 0:29:18.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if that's real or not, but that

0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:20.880
<v Speaker 3>would be it's not even worth what's the weekend? We

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:21.840
<v Speaker 3>don't need to do work.

0:29:22.280 --> 0:29:24.000
<v Speaker 1>How funny would be to get it actually as a

0:29:24.040 --> 0:29:25.840
<v Speaker 1>news thing where they do it.

0:29:26.200 --> 0:29:26.920
<v Speaker 3>That'd be awesome.

0:29:27.000 --> 0:29:30.200
<v Speaker 1>Like a local news station. If it's a slow news day,

0:29:30.440 --> 0:29:31.720
<v Speaker 1>we call the local news Bake.

0:29:31.800 --> 0:29:36.400
<v Speaker 3>Listen, guys, kids. Yeah, I'm only four years out, but

0:29:36.480 --> 0:29:39.080
<v Speaker 3>I saw some of those kids looked older than that.

0:29:39.640 --> 0:29:39.920
<v Speaker 3>I know.

0:29:40.000 --> 0:29:42.480
<v Speaker 2>I know you guys are always looking for investigative journalism.

0:29:42.840 --> 0:29:45.040
<v Speaker 2>You got to get to the bottom of this ages

0:29:45.120 --> 0:29:48.240
<v Speaker 2>four to six year old basketball. There's a huge scandal

0:29:48.320 --> 0:29:51.000
<v Speaker 2>going on in the Nashville Basketball League.

0:29:51.120 --> 0:29:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how's going. Yeah, I got a golden Retriever and

0:29:53.040 --> 0:29:53.360
<v Speaker 1>a jeep.

0:29:53.480 --> 0:29:55.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, I got my kids there in a private school. Yeah,

0:29:55.560 --> 0:29:57.080
<v Speaker 3>they playing lunchbox a team.

0:29:57.720 --> 0:29:58.760
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah.

0:29:58.960 --> 0:30:01.200
<v Speaker 3>I was aware of some kids being older. Again, I

0:30:01.280 --> 0:30:03.440
<v Speaker 3>was staring at the MILFs a lot, but the times

0:30:03.440 --> 0:30:06.040
<v Speaker 3>that I were watching the court seemed as though kids

0:30:06.080 --> 0:30:10.240
<v Speaker 3>were fudging. Anyways, back to the MILFs, I mean the

0:30:10.280 --> 0:30:13.760
<v Speaker 3>manufacturing plant. Yep, yeah, thank you, Jim, Jim and accounting.

0:30:13.960 --> 0:30:15.200
<v Speaker 3>What have you seen down here, sir?

0:30:15.440 --> 0:30:18.080
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean it was a little suspicious when I

0:30:18.120 --> 0:30:21.480
<v Speaker 2>saw that number twelve. He was dunking, and I thought, man,

0:30:21.520 --> 0:30:23.520
<v Speaker 2>that's pretty crazy that a six year old can dunk.

0:30:23.560 --> 0:30:27.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean, and he is six foot two, and I

0:30:27.120 --> 0:30:29.200
<v Speaker 2>don't understand how he could be six. But yeah, I

0:30:29.240 --> 0:30:31.120
<v Speaker 2>mean I just trust the parents, you know what I mean.

0:30:31.160 --> 0:30:33.240
<v Speaker 2>I just told my kid, Hey, some kids are bigger

0:30:33.240 --> 0:30:35.120
<v Speaker 2>than other. It turns out he was twenty one.

0:30:35.320 --> 0:30:39.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh uh yeah, yeah, any way I can help out. Yes,

0:30:40.080 --> 0:30:42.560
<v Speaker 3>I was always a little suspicious of her age. I

0:30:42.640 --> 0:30:45.920
<v Speaker 3>was thinking, I was, you know, I was she thirty eight?

0:30:45.960 --> 0:30:50.480
<v Speaker 3>You know you got those milkers. Oh the kids, I'm sorry,

0:30:50.680 --> 0:30:54.960
<v Speaker 3>you're talking about Teresa the mom.

0:31:01.120 --> 0:31:03.640
<v Speaker 1>It would be a heck of a report, it.

0:31:03.640 --> 0:31:06.720
<v Speaker 3>Would be, and I mean so funny and like the

0:31:06.760 --> 0:31:08.280
<v Speaker 3>parent there's parents, sir.

0:31:08.360 --> 0:31:10.720
<v Speaker 2>So I see here, your ten year old was playing

0:31:10.720 --> 0:31:12.240
<v Speaker 2>with the six year olds. I got no comment. Talk

0:31:12.280 --> 0:31:14.520
<v Speaker 2>to my lawyer, Talk to my lawyer. Get the camera

0:31:14.560 --> 0:31:15.080
<v Speaker 2>out of my face.

0:31:15.080 --> 0:31:19.640
<v Speaker 1>He's not hiding anything. Oh we got a family issues

0:31:19.680 --> 0:31:20.680
<v Speaker 1>going on with that guy.

0:31:21.680 --> 0:31:22.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh Man.

0:31:22.360 --> 0:31:23.880
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, that was it. That was That was my

0:31:23.920 --> 0:31:27.960
<v Speaker 2>excitement for the week. And then the sadness though, is

0:31:28.040 --> 0:31:30.880
<v Speaker 2>Gene Hackman died right, and I had to go back

0:31:30.920 --> 0:31:31.760
<v Speaker 2>to Hoosiers coach.

0:31:31.880 --> 0:31:33.680
<v Speaker 1>I can't do another investigation.

0:31:33.800 --> 0:31:34.160
<v Speaker 3>Bet No.

0:31:34.760 --> 0:31:38.320
<v Speaker 2>One of the greatest movies sports movies of all time.

0:31:38.440 --> 0:31:40.880
<v Speaker 3>Pistol Pete's better than it. But I'll put Hoosiers it too.

0:31:41.240 --> 0:31:42.880
<v Speaker 2>You've told me about Pistol Pete and I need to

0:31:42.880 --> 0:31:44.720
<v Speaker 2>watch it. Maybe I'll watch it this weekend.

0:31:45.120 --> 0:31:46.560
<v Speaker 1>But it made me.

0:31:46.720 --> 0:31:48.920
<v Speaker 2>It reminded me a little bit of you know, three

0:31:48.960 --> 0:31:51.920
<v Speaker 2>weeks ago when we had a game the Brooklyn Nets

0:31:51.960 --> 0:31:54.520
<v Speaker 2>that is, and we were on the court and at

0:31:54.560 --> 0:31:58.040
<v Speaker 2>halftime we're switching directions and we're like and Jackie on

0:31:58.040 --> 0:32:00.440
<v Speaker 2>my team goes, we're finally shooting on that hoop and

0:32:00.520 --> 0:32:02.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, why she goes because this hoop's higher.

0:32:05.120 --> 0:32:07.840
<v Speaker 2>And I had to do the tape measure. I had

0:32:07.840 --> 0:32:10.640
<v Speaker 2>to do the Gene Hackman, dude two balls. I went

0:32:10.720 --> 0:32:13.040
<v Speaker 2>down there and I said, walk with me, Jackie, and

0:32:13.040 --> 0:32:15.280
<v Speaker 2>I said, I'm gonna hold my hand up. See where

0:32:15.280 --> 0:32:16.400
<v Speaker 2>I touch it on the net.

0:32:17.080 --> 0:32:17.640
<v Speaker 3>She goes, yeah.

0:32:17.680 --> 0:32:18.840
<v Speaker 1>I said, now let's walk down.

0:32:18.720 --> 0:32:22.840
<v Speaker 2>To that other end, guy math and I said watch this,

0:32:24.000 --> 0:32:25.960
<v Speaker 2>and I raised my hand up to touch the net

0:32:26.480 --> 0:32:30.800
<v Speaker 2>and she goes, it touches the same spot. I said, yes, Jackie,

0:32:31.160 --> 0:32:35.240
<v Speaker 2>they may look different, but these hoops go in one

0:32:35.240 --> 0:32:37.760
<v Speaker 2>direction with the other they are the exact same height.

0:32:38.680 --> 0:32:40.240
<v Speaker 1>I said, there's a.

0:32:40.200 --> 0:32:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Movie called Hoosiers. It teaches you all about it. I

0:32:43.200 --> 0:32:45.480
<v Speaker 2>did not know three weeks later that Gene Hackman would

0:32:45.480 --> 0:32:49.920
<v Speaker 2>be dead. I used Hoosiers to teach these kids that

0:32:50.000 --> 0:32:52.360
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't matter which direction you're going because the hoops

0:32:52.600 --> 0:32:54.120
<v Speaker 2>are the exact same.

0:32:54.440 --> 0:32:58.000
<v Speaker 3>There's a hoop moment in Pistol Pete the Dad's on

0:32:58.040 --> 0:33:02.160
<v Speaker 3>the ladder. His son pistol, future pistol. At the time,

0:33:02.200 --> 0:33:05.360
<v Speaker 3>he was just Pete shooting baskets and his dad said, hey, son,

0:33:05.400 --> 0:33:06.080
<v Speaker 3>you want to believe?

0:33:06.320 --> 0:33:06.920
<v Speaker 1>You believe?

0:33:07.200 --> 0:33:11.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Dad shooting that basket. You think two of those basket? Dad,

0:33:11.600 --> 0:33:13.200
<v Speaker 3>It's so hard to get in the hoop. It's such

0:33:13.200 --> 0:33:16.680
<v Speaker 3>a small hoop, Dad. He'sided like Tom Brady, So hard Dad,

0:33:16.720 --> 0:33:18.680
<v Speaker 3>to get in the hoop. His dad's gotten the ladder.

0:33:18.720 --> 0:33:20.960
<v Speaker 3>He said, I think that ball is hard to get

0:33:21.000 --> 0:33:23.160
<v Speaker 3>in there. You think two balls would go in that hoop?

0:33:23.800 --> 0:33:25.160
<v Speaker 1>No, Dad, only one.

0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:28.640
<v Speaker 3>Probably give me that other ball over there dribbling it.

0:33:29.040 --> 0:33:31.920
<v Speaker 3>Nine o'clock at night. Hey press, the neighbors are calling,

0:33:32.040 --> 0:33:34.000
<v Speaker 3>keep it down out there, all right, Sarah, I'll get

0:33:34.040 --> 0:33:36.480
<v Speaker 3>in there. It's a great moment, great merit. The neighbors

0:33:36.480 --> 0:33:40.000
<v Speaker 3>are calling. Well, they're up awfully late, aren't they. Hilarious scene.

0:33:42.400 --> 0:33:45.720
<v Speaker 3>He grabs two balls and he says, son on the ladder,

0:33:45.760 --> 0:33:48.920
<v Speaker 3>he's standing up there ten feet and he says, sometimes,

0:33:49.960 --> 0:33:50.760
<v Speaker 3>what go ahead.

0:33:50.840 --> 0:33:51.960
<v Speaker 1>You just gotta believe.

0:33:52.400 --> 0:33:54.360
<v Speaker 3>And he takes both balls and at the same time

0:33:54.440 --> 0:33:57.400
<v Speaker 3>they go in the hoop, and the sun blew his

0:33:57.440 --> 0:33:59.680
<v Speaker 3>mind and he showed him that it isn't that small.

0:33:59.680 --> 0:34:04.080
<v Speaker 3>After all, two balls, you wouldn't think they could stop.

0:34:04.160 --> 0:34:06.720
<v Speaker 3>They kind of buckle a little bit. They both go

0:34:06.840 --> 0:34:07.800
<v Speaker 3>in at the same time.

0:34:07.920 --> 0:34:09.959
<v Speaker 1>Two balls can go in at the same time.

0:34:10.760 --> 0:34:12.719
<v Speaker 3>It may have been an optical illusion. Maybe it's only

0:34:12.760 --> 0:34:15.000
<v Speaker 3>like one in three quarters and he kind of twisted it.

0:34:15.400 --> 0:34:19.240
<v Speaker 3>But for movie's sake, in Disney and Hollywood, two balls.

0:34:19.040 --> 0:34:19.879
<v Speaker 1>Went at the same time.

0:34:19.920 --> 0:34:21.680
<v Speaker 3>That's the BEAUTI pivotal moment of the game, and the

0:34:21.800 --> 0:34:25.799
<v Speaker 3>kid at that moment he decided to believe they I

0:34:25.840 --> 0:34:28.480
<v Speaker 3>should have told the nets that I need dude, you

0:34:28.600 --> 0:34:31.360
<v Speaker 3>just steal stuff from movies. They just go in with

0:34:31.400 --> 0:34:32.680
<v Speaker 3>the quotes from the movies you.

0:34:32.680 --> 0:34:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Did with them.

0:34:33.800 --> 0:34:34.480
<v Speaker 3>I literally did.

0:34:34.560 --> 0:34:37.000
<v Speaker 2>It was halftime, dude, and I walked them down the court.

0:34:38.000 --> 0:34:39.839
<v Speaker 1>Parents in the crowded brother what does this guy watch

0:34:39.920 --> 0:34:42.279
<v Speaker 1>Hoosiers last night? The parents are going why is he

0:34:42.360 --> 0:34:42.640
<v Speaker 1>doing that?

0:34:42.719 --> 0:34:44.279
<v Speaker 2>And the other coaches like why is he on our

0:34:44.320 --> 0:34:46.480
<v Speaker 2>side of the court, Like, what's he doing touching the net?

0:34:46.760 --> 0:34:49.160
<v Speaker 1>If you guys don't know these scenes, this isn't funny.

0:34:49.200 --> 0:34:50.680
<v Speaker 2>It's funny if you want to go look them up

0:34:50.719 --> 0:34:52.479
<v Speaker 2>on YouTube, because here's the great part.

0:34:53.040 --> 0:34:57.640
<v Speaker 3>Is Pistol Pete is the logo. So he's on our shirts.

0:34:57.680 --> 0:35:00.360
<v Speaker 3>He's on the jerseys and my kids have ask me

0:35:00.400 --> 0:35:03.280
<v Speaker 3>who that is and I tell him that's Pete maravich

0:35:03.400 --> 0:35:06.359
<v Speaker 3>Man and they're like, does he still play? I'm like, no, no,

0:35:06.400 --> 0:35:08.399
<v Speaker 3>he's old. Now he might.

0:35:08.640 --> 0:35:10.479
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if he's alive. To be honest

0:35:10.520 --> 0:35:11.280
<v Speaker 1>with you, I have no idea.

0:35:11.920 --> 0:35:15.279
<v Speaker 2>And now I need to show them Pistol Pete the

0:35:15.320 --> 0:35:19.040
<v Speaker 2>movie and be like, guys, that's the guy on your shirt.

0:35:19.960 --> 0:35:20.640
<v Speaker 2>That is amazing.

0:35:20.640 --> 0:35:21.960
<v Speaker 3>I thought you were going to say another sentence, I

0:35:22.040 --> 0:35:24.200
<v Speaker 3>took a drink. No, I saw you can take a drink, dude.

0:35:24.200 --> 0:35:26.000
<v Speaker 3>I need Troy back in here, man. We need that

0:35:26.080 --> 0:35:26.560
<v Speaker 3>third No.

0:35:26.719 --> 0:35:29.080
<v Speaker 2>I got an email, though, I got an email that

0:35:29.200 --> 0:35:31.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean. It made me feel so good about myself.

0:35:33.560 --> 0:35:37.600
<v Speaker 2>Lunchbox loved the recap on Monday's pod about the Mexico Open.

0:35:38.160 --> 0:35:42.440
<v Speaker 2>I had put twenty dollars on Brian Campbell plus fourteen

0:35:42.640 --> 0:35:46.200
<v Speaker 2>hundred going into the weekend. I was then able to

0:35:46.200 --> 0:35:49.880
<v Speaker 2>watch any golf on Sunday. I enjoyed your play by play.

0:35:50.239 --> 0:35:52.839
<v Speaker 2>Keep up the great pods coming. Been listening since the

0:35:52.880 --> 0:35:58.520
<v Speaker 2>first podcast Byron from Wisconsin. Thanks, Finally someone else cared

0:35:58.560 --> 0:36:00.080
<v Speaker 2>about the Mexico Open.

0:36:02.239 --> 0:36:04.880
<v Speaker 3>Baseball. Are you preparing more for March Madness? Are you

0:36:04.880 --> 0:36:06.040
<v Speaker 3>playing fantasy baseball?

0:36:06.200 --> 0:36:07.520
<v Speaker 2>I am playing fantasy baseball.

0:36:07.920 --> 0:36:08.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm not, but I'm doing.

0:36:08.680 --> 0:36:12.359
<v Speaker 3>I'm a numbers guy, so statistically, Sison, I'm just trying

0:36:12.400 --> 0:36:14.719
<v Speaker 3>to really get deep into it. You know, another's what's

0:36:14.719 --> 0:36:19.960
<v Speaker 3>the stadium at altitude Denver? What's the second most stadium

0:36:20.000 --> 0:36:20.839
<v Speaker 3>at altitude?

0:36:24.440 --> 0:36:25.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:36:25.560 --> 0:36:29.120
<v Speaker 3>Kaufman Stadium, Saint Louis is almost one thousand feet above

0:36:29.160 --> 0:36:29.600
<v Speaker 3>sea level.

0:36:29.640 --> 0:36:34.040
<v Speaker 2>Well, Kaufman is in Kansas City, right, that's the Royals.

0:36:34.080 --> 0:36:36.799
<v Speaker 2>I've been to Kaufman Stadium as a kid, but they've

0:36:36.840 --> 0:36:37.719
<v Speaker 2>redone it since then.

0:36:37.760 --> 0:36:40.440
<v Speaker 3>It's easier to hit at altitude Colorado, a mile high,

0:36:40.560 --> 0:36:42.399
<v Speaker 3>five thousand feet above sea level.

0:36:42.400 --> 0:36:43.560
<v Speaker 1>That's why there's so many hits there.

0:36:43.560 --> 0:36:46.560
<v Speaker 3>The most hits in Major League Baseball history happened at

0:36:46.600 --> 0:36:50.920
<v Speaker 3>Coors Field, always in the top three. Kaufman Stadium, you

0:36:50.920 --> 0:36:53.160
<v Speaker 3>wouldn't think it. It's at altitude. I had no idea

0:36:53.440 --> 0:36:56.400
<v Speaker 3>Bobby wit Hey so three eighty two, Where did he

0:36:56.480 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 3>hit three eighty two at home at Kaufman Stadium? Because

0:37:00.160 --> 0:37:02.800
<v Speaker 3>the altitude this year, though, He's not gonna have Tommy

0:37:02.840 --> 0:37:04.840
<v Speaker 3>Fam at number one, He's at number two. I wonder

0:37:04.960 --> 0:37:07.120
<v Speaker 3>are they gonna have Bobby Witt hit one? Is that

0:37:07.200 --> 0:37:09.960
<v Speaker 3>gonna change how many hits he got last year? Because

0:37:10.000 --> 0:37:13.560
<v Speaker 3>he never went a game in a row not getting

0:37:13.560 --> 0:37:16.560
<v Speaker 3>a hit. Every game he didn't get a hit, he

0:37:16.640 --> 0:37:19.799
<v Speaker 3>got a hit the next day. Bobby Wit could be

0:37:19.880 --> 0:37:24.160
<v Speaker 3>the greatest Fantasy players statistically saison in the history of

0:37:24.160 --> 0:37:24.600
<v Speaker 3>the sport.

0:37:24.760 --> 0:37:26.960
<v Speaker 1>Does he go number one with Tommy Fam now playing

0:37:26.960 --> 0:37:27.680
<v Speaker 1>for somebody else?

0:37:27.760 --> 0:37:29.080
<v Speaker 2>Who does Tommy Fam played for?

0:37:29.239 --> 0:37:31.640
<v Speaker 1>He went somewhere east, you know, I mean, I have.

0:37:31.520 --> 0:37:33.560
<v Speaker 2>No idea Tommy Fam is in bouncing around. But I

0:37:33.560 --> 0:37:36.640
<v Speaker 2>do want to apologize to the Golden State Warriors because

0:37:36.640 --> 0:37:39.160
<v Speaker 2>when they traded for Jimmy Butler, I said, Oh, what

0:37:39.239 --> 0:37:43.040
<v Speaker 2>difference does it make? They suck, They're terrible. Hey, they're

0:37:43.080 --> 0:37:45.600
<v Speaker 2>they're kind of winning a lot of games. Now they're hot.

0:37:45.680 --> 0:37:48.839
<v Speaker 2>They're hot, they're up there, they're top the Golden Golden

0:37:48.840 --> 0:37:51.160
<v Speaker 2>State Warriors, but they've creeped up to like number seven.

0:37:51.719 --> 0:37:54.640
<v Speaker 3>But they are makers. Lakers are hot too.

0:37:54.920 --> 0:37:57.000
<v Speaker 1>They're all West though they're all gonna beat each other up.

0:37:57.480 --> 0:37:59.560
<v Speaker 1>I think Celtics just cruised to the finals.

0:37:59.600 --> 0:38:03.640
<v Speaker 2>The West is wide open, man wide open, wide open.

0:38:03.960 --> 0:38:07.200
<v Speaker 3>That's scary. Why the Lakers ain't gonna get that far?

0:38:07.600 --> 0:38:11.520
<v Speaker 3>They're not, but it's wide open. You saying that with Nuggets.

0:38:11.520 --> 0:38:16.640
<v Speaker 2>With Nuggets with gold on Olden State Dallas, when Anthony

0:38:16.719 --> 0:38:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Davis comes back. Right now, they're on the struggle bus.

0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:22.040
<v Speaker 2>But they're winning games. They're not doing great, but they

0:38:22.040 --> 0:38:25.480
<v Speaker 2>need Anthony Davis. They need Gafford, they need a lively back,

0:38:25.520 --> 0:38:27.640
<v Speaker 2>they need all those guys down low, and they're gonna

0:38:27.640 --> 0:38:31.640
<v Speaker 2>be dirty. But yeah, I've been watching college basketball NBA.

0:38:31.920 --> 0:38:35.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm not prepared for baseball. Cousin Andrew did hit me

0:38:35.760 --> 0:38:37.600
<v Speaker 2>up the other day and said, I think our three

0:38:37.680 --> 0:38:41.200
<v Speaker 2>keepers are gonna be where did it go? Hold on,

0:38:41.520 --> 0:38:45.280
<v Speaker 2>hold on, hold on, Philip, But here we go? Uh

0:38:45.600 --> 0:38:47.359
<v Speaker 2>he said, I think I already know it. But I'm

0:38:47.360 --> 0:38:50.920
<v Speaker 2>gonna go with Seeger, Trout and Harper for the keepers.

0:38:51.320 --> 0:38:52.160
<v Speaker 1>Is Trout starting.

0:38:52.520 --> 0:38:55.040
<v Speaker 2>The experts are really down on Trout, and they really

0:38:55.120 --> 0:38:58.719
<v Speaker 2>high on Jackson Trio, who we have. They have them

0:38:58.760 --> 0:39:01.239
<v Speaker 2>ranked as the twenty five bifth best player. But I'd

0:39:01.320 --> 0:39:03.520
<v Speaker 2>rather go with our guys. I think three have potential

0:39:03.520 --> 0:39:07.160
<v Speaker 2>to be MVPs. Small chance it will happen, but it's

0:39:07.200 --> 0:39:10.279
<v Speaker 2>not zero. So that's who our keepers are this year.

0:39:10.520 --> 0:39:12.480
<v Speaker 3>I still stand by the Dodgers winning one hundred and

0:39:12.520 --> 0:39:15.399
<v Speaker 3>seventeen games. Lineup is stacked and the pitching staff doesn't

0:39:15.400 --> 0:39:16.920
<v Speaker 3>even have show we to start off the season.

0:39:17.560 --> 0:39:18.720
<v Speaker 1>Top to bottom, they're great.

0:39:18.920 --> 0:39:22.680
<v Speaker 3>They're really good. Colorado Rockies last year to statistically Sayson

0:39:22.840 --> 0:39:25.560
<v Speaker 3>the worst pitching staff in baseball. This year, they did

0:39:25.600 --> 0:39:28.480
<v Speaker 3>no work on it. It's the exact same guysmis.

0:39:27.800 --> 0:39:31.920
<v Speaker 1>Freeland, Feldner, Sensavalla, the Gomber.

0:39:32.160 --> 0:39:34.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh Gosden Gomber. Two of the guys ore there. Yeah,

0:39:34.560 --> 0:39:36.120
<v Speaker 3>two of the guys were out of the league last year,

0:39:36.160 --> 0:39:39.720
<v Speaker 3>Senzavala and another dude, and they're just pitching.

0:39:39.760 --> 0:39:40.839
<v Speaker 1>Throw them into the staff man.

0:39:40.880 --> 0:39:43.240
<v Speaker 3>Why not, let's go what are you doing this weekend?

0:39:43.280 --> 0:39:43.960
<v Speaker 3>Made anything good?

0:39:44.400 --> 0:39:44.960
<v Speaker 1>No plans.

0:39:45.000 --> 0:39:47.479
<v Speaker 3>We were gonna maybe do the escape room so fun

0:39:47.560 --> 0:39:49.920
<v Speaker 3>with Justin, but the time kept getting thrown around so much.

0:39:49.920 --> 0:39:53.080
<v Speaker 3>Me and Baser said, brunch in the country. My earphones

0:39:53.080 --> 0:39:57.200
<v Speaker 3>went out inside baseball literally, and so we're.

0:39:57.000 --> 0:39:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Doing a small brunch in the country. We got a

0:39:58.480 --> 0:40:00.799
<v Speaker 1>couple things we got to do around the house. Honeydewes.

0:40:01.040 --> 0:40:03.400
<v Speaker 3>Nice. There's a chandelier, I said, Beazer, we got not

0:40:03.440 --> 0:40:06.440
<v Speaker 3>a chandelier. There's an entrance light that we got to

0:40:06.440 --> 0:40:07.920
<v Speaker 3>put up, and I said, Basil, let me handle it.

0:40:07.960 --> 0:40:09.440
<v Speaker 1>She goes, I'm gonna call my dad. He's coming over.

0:40:09.600 --> 0:40:12.680
<v Speaker 3>Good good, I'm glad he's gonna get that done. Yeah,

0:40:12.719 --> 0:40:13.040
<v Speaker 3>we got.

0:40:13.520 --> 0:40:17.399
<v Speaker 2>We got a birthday party tomorrow. Then we have meet

0:40:17.440 --> 0:40:18.320
<v Speaker 2>the baseball team.

0:40:19.280 --> 0:40:22.120
<v Speaker 1>Uh me, the Mets. Not with the Padres.

0:40:23.040 --> 0:40:28.680
<v Speaker 2>We got Tatis, Profar, Profar him still now he's somewhere else.

0:40:28.719 --> 0:40:31.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I haven't paid attention. They trade him around,

0:40:32.000 --> 0:40:34.600
<v Speaker 3>bro that they move. It's quick Padres the ones we

0:40:34.640 --> 0:40:40.799
<v Speaker 3>know of. For Tatis, you got Fernando Manachado, Machado, Machado. Yeah, yeah,

0:40:40.800 --> 0:40:41.839
<v Speaker 3>that's who we are this year.

0:40:43.440 --> 0:40:47.239
<v Speaker 2>And it was a dilemma because I'm a Cubs fan

0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:50.839
<v Speaker 2>and my the other coach, his wife is a Cardinals fan,

0:40:50.920 --> 0:40:53.440
<v Speaker 2>and so he didn't want to ask for the Cubs,

0:40:53.480 --> 0:40:54.919
<v Speaker 2>or he didn't want to ask for the Cardinals because

0:40:54.920 --> 0:40:56.160
<v Speaker 2>he didn't want to offend to either of us.

0:40:56.160 --> 0:40:57.840
<v Speaker 3>So he just got stuck with the Padres.

0:40:57.920 --> 0:40:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Cubs are be bad this year.

0:40:59.239 --> 0:40:59.719
<v Speaker 3>No not.

0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:01.440
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna be good. Don't worry about it. We got

0:41:01.440 --> 0:41:03.520
<v Speaker 2>Craig Counsel on the bench second year is when he

0:41:03.560 --> 0:41:04.160
<v Speaker 2>turns it around.

0:41:04.239 --> 0:41:07.000
<v Speaker 3>Not that I think I'm playing. Oh he's the manager. Man.

0:41:07.760 --> 0:41:09.960
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, all right, man, I have a great weekend.

0:41:10.040 --> 0:41:10.440
<v Speaker 3>Everybody.

0:41:10.760 --> 0:41:13.480
<v Speaker 2>We'll see on Monday. Hopefully we'll be here. I don't know,

0:41:13.600 --> 0:41:15.120
<v Speaker 2>something good will happen. We'll come up with something to

0:41:15.120 --> 0:41:17.480
<v Speaker 2>talk about. Because Brooklyn Nets basketball is over. I got

0:41:17.560 --> 0:41:18.560
<v Speaker 2>nothing else on the schedule.

0:41:18.680 --> 0:41:23.560
<v Speaker 3>So all right. The worst Major League Baseball stadium to

0:41:23.640 --> 0:41:26.399
<v Speaker 3>hit in and for any sort of offense is.

0:41:28.640 --> 0:41:31.440
<v Speaker 2>It's a big one. It's an Oakland. Oh, but they're gone.

0:41:31.480 --> 0:41:35.359
<v Speaker 2>They're not there anymore. They're in Sacramento. Huh.

0:41:35.800 --> 0:41:36.759
<v Speaker 1>Giants a little bit.

0:41:37.360 --> 0:41:40.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, wind blowing in. Yeah, it's just off the bay

0:41:40.880 --> 0:41:41.600
<v Speaker 3>with Covey.

0:41:41.400 --> 0:41:44.240
<v Speaker 1>Cove statistically says, and you got a lot of wind.

0:41:44.600 --> 0:41:47.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thank survivor storry this week hope you're caught up. Man.

0:41:47.800 --> 0:41:49.759
<v Speaker 1>Are we golfing? Are you golfing this weekend at all?

0:41:50.360 --> 0:41:52.400
<v Speaker 3>No? Probably not this weekend. Man. I got kids. I

0:41:52.440 --> 0:41:54.560
<v Speaker 3>have three kids. I've been doing patio golf, but just

0:41:54.600 --> 0:41:56.520
<v Speaker 3>having got on the course, it's gonna be weird. I'm

0:41:56.560 --> 0:41:57.719
<v Speaker 3>not gonna have my sea legs yet.

0:41:57.800 --> 0:42:01.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it's hard to get out when it's hard

0:42:01.640 --> 0:42:03.560
<v Speaker 2>to go play weekend golf. And you got three kids.

0:42:03.560 --> 0:42:05.359
<v Speaker 1>Man, I told you about those tea times. I bet

0:42:05.360 --> 0:42:07.640
<v Speaker 1>they're gone. No, get it right now, bet it, bet

0:42:07.640 --> 0:42:08.160
<v Speaker 1>you can get it.

0:42:08.480 --> 0:42:12.640
<v Speaker 3>Go ahead, look at it? What is it? I got it,

0:42:12.920 --> 0:42:16.240
<v Speaker 3>I'll pull it up. Sison, Ray Mundo Golf.

0:42:16.920 --> 0:42:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Go there, go go.

0:42:17.960 --> 0:42:19.879
<v Speaker 3>I gotta go go just in it. Go go go

0:42:19.880 --> 0:42:22.560
<v Speaker 3>go go, go go go. Ray. You gotta turn off

0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:25.200
<v Speaker 3>the recording culture.

0:42:25.239 --> 0:42:27.600
<v Speaker 2>I know you're worried about golf, but I'm gonna listen.

0:42:28.080 --> 0:42:31.719
<v Speaker 2>Next Saturday, March eighth, I'm gonna be in the Demolition

0:42:31.880 --> 0:42:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Derby Mad Dog Demolition Derby in Shelbyville, Tennisse, Tennessee. Cooper

0:42:37.480 --> 0:42:42.160
<v Speaker 2>Steele Arena. Dude, I'm gonna drive in a race and wreck.

0:42:42.239 --> 0:42:44.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. And you gotta take the kids in that.

0:42:46.480 --> 0:42:47.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't.

0:42:47.640 --> 0:42:47.880
<v Speaker 1>I know.

0:42:48.000 --> 0:42:50.040
<v Speaker 3>My kids are gonna watch me wreck. They're gonna watch

0:42:50.040 --> 0:42:53.400
<v Speaker 3>your dad. They're gonna they're gonna be going go Nitro

0:42:53.600 --> 0:42:56.160
<v Speaker 3>Ned gon Ned. That's who I'm racing.

0:42:57.200 --> 0:43:00.000
<v Speaker 2>So if you if you want to favor save five dollars,

0:43:00.040 --> 0:43:05.759
<v Speaker 2>can get discount tickets Motorhead Events dot com Demolition Derby Saturday,

0:43:05.880 --> 0:43:09.400
<v Speaker 2>March eighth, Shelbyville, Tennessee, Cooper Steel Arena.

0:43:09.840 --> 0:43:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Sees there's gonna be a lot of people there, and.

0:43:15.160 --> 0:43:16.759
<v Speaker 3>There's gonna be a lot of people. And someone said

0:43:16.840 --> 0:43:21.160
<v Speaker 3>in plaid plaid, right, a lot of tip people in

0:43:21.200 --> 0:43:24.400
<v Speaker 3>the Tennessee wear plaid. Didn't realize it. And maybe in

0:43:24.520 --> 0:43:28.200
<v Speaker 3>truncker hats. Maybe in orange for the Volves. Yeah, or

0:43:28.280 --> 0:43:31.799
<v Speaker 3>Lipscom because they just won. I think they won their conference. Man,

0:43:31.920 --> 0:43:33.640
<v Speaker 3>are you a big Lipscomb fan? No?

0:43:33.880 --> 0:43:35.520
<v Speaker 1>Man, but is your wife?

0:43:35.600 --> 0:43:35.680
<v Speaker 3>What?

0:43:35.880 --> 0:43:37.520
<v Speaker 1>We could all carpool we go to this thing.

0:43:37.560 --> 0:43:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to go to the demolition derby? So

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<v Speaker 2>it's probably you live north of town. It's south of town.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably gonna take you about an hour to get there

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<v Speaker 2>for you hour and fifteen doable.

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<v Speaker 1>Doable, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm all about if it's a solid drive, you go

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<v Speaker 3>have fun with friends. I'm all like with the Dodds. Dude,

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<v Speaker 3>we did an overnighter, that's true. Get a hotel there.

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<v Speaker 3>You think they got hotels in Shelbyville, They do right

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<v Speaker 3>next to Cooper Steel Arena.

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<v Speaker 1>Find out all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Mad Dog Demolition Derby, Come see me next Saturday. Save

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<v Speaker 2>five dollars now and get discount tickets at Motorhead Events

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<v Speaker 2>dot com.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I say.

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<v Speaker 1>If you ain't.

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<v Speaker 2>Rubbing, you ain't racing. Motorhead Events dot Com. Someone said,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be real sore after the demolition Dirty Derby.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, get you paded up man, helmet all that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go to I gotta be there at four

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<v Speaker 1>for a safety course. Here's reverse, here's drive. Go have fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Kid.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be going one mile an hour or you

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<v Speaker 1>be cooking ele bit.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I'm gonna be cooking like they. I got rocket boosters.

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<v Speaker 3>Sh boom boom. Mad Dog Demolition Derby sho So yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>please come see me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll see you there, all right. It starts at seven

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<v Speaker 2>next Saturday. Demolition Derby, Mad Dog Demolition in Derby. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>go Motorheadevents dot Com.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye, I'm gonna hit up your wife, see if she

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<v Speaker 1>wants to get a hotel for the oh.

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<v Speaker 3>For the event. Okay, gosh