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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: text in four one oh six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a secret to tell us, you can tell us anything.

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Speaker 1: Nobody will know who you are. You're anonymous, trust me.

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Speaker 1: People can't tell by your voice. People, I think people

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Speaker 1: can tell the voice you really nobody knows you are.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

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Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. So you're free to

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Speaker 1: say whatever you want. And on the phone right now?

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Speaker 1: Is the loose change from the couch cushions? There still

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Speaker 1: change I don't know used to be though? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is I think sometimes there's people have changed every Yeah,

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Speaker 1: especially in couches. Did you sit down and just like

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Speaker 1: rose out? Though? Hey, what's up? Loose change short to

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Speaker 1: loose change? Hi, you seemed confused. It was just an

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Speaker 1: interesting Sorry is that name threw me off a little bit?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, sorry, all right? Well anyway, enough about the name.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a dirty little secret? I do? And oh, man,

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Speaker 1: I I'm just gonna say it. I am sleeping with

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Speaker 1: my dad's best friend. Oh, sleeping with your dad's best friend.

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Speaker 1: And I'm assuming not just napping like you like you

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Speaker 1: just like that's where you like to sleep, like you're

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Speaker 1: doing stuff. You're doing the opposite of sleeping, is what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. How old are you? I'm twenty one. And

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Speaker 1: how old is he? He's old enough, I mean he's

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Speaker 1: my dad's age. Wow. Yeah, So is he like a

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Speaker 1: is he a hot older? Is he kind of like? Well,

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Speaker 1: he might not be a dad, so he does he

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Speaker 1: used to see age like wise? Is he a hog

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Speaker 1: a hot older gentleman? Um? Yeah, I just made that

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Speaker 1: term up. I don't feel I got enough respect. I

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Speaker 1: think that's a cool hog, hot older gentleman. I just

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Speaker 1: want to take a moment and clap for myself. Is

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Speaker 1: he a hog a hot older gentleman? Yeah? I have

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Speaker 1: been attracted to him for a very long time. And

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming he probably doesn't want to tell your dad.

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Speaker 1: You probably don't want to tell your dad that you're

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Speaker 1: sleeping with your dad's best friend. How did that even start? WHOA? Um,

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Speaker 1: my dad was going to go golfing with him, and

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Speaker 1: they asked him to caddy for them, and I continue anymore. Um,

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Speaker 1: he went to the bathroom and I just kind of

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Speaker 1: followed him in there and kissed him, and wow, and

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Speaker 1: since then we've been hooking up all the time. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: that seems like I would be like an uncle. It's

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Speaker 1: a very fo Yeah, I mean, like, how long has

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Speaker 1: your dad and have been best friends? For? Like ten years? Okay, whoa,

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Speaker 1: that's a long time. That's that. I mean, that's got

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Speaker 1: to be weird. Well, your dad never finds on. Well,

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Speaker 1: if he does find out, they won't be best friends

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Speaker 1: for much longer. I doubt it would be so weird.

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Speaker 1: Did that be super weird? What if you guys get married. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you're married. You'll be married your dad's bestie. It seems

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Speaker 1: like he's really into me and we've well, of course

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Speaker 1: you are, you're half his age. See, if you got

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Speaker 1: married to him, think about this, because your dad's best friend,

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Speaker 1: your dad would probably be his best man. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: holy crub. And he he'd walk you down the aisle

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Speaker 1: and then stand there. Why stop there? He could be

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Speaker 1: the flower go the ring bearer. Yeah, I'm sorry. Did

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Speaker 1: I make you think too far into it? Too far

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Speaker 1: into the future on that one? Yeah? All right now,

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm really struggling if I used to tell

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Speaker 1: my dad or not. No, No, I definitely wouldn't know. Well,

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Speaker 1: what if we decide to have a future together, Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess moved to Mexico. Yeah, then then I guess

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Speaker 1: you tell your dad because he's gonna need to know

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Speaker 1: so he can be the best man at the wedding.

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Speaker 1: End also give you away. At the wedding, he's gonna

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Speaker 1: have to ask his best friend to marry his daughter.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, that's actually a really good situation for you

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Speaker 1: if you think about it too, because if you decide

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Speaker 1: to marry you're hooking up with your dad's best friend.

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Speaker 1: And if you decide to marry him, your dad is

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Speaker 1: going to be your best man. Also, though, it's a

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Speaker 1: really good deal for you. You know why, Why because

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Speaker 1: your dad's going to plan the bachelor party and you

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Speaker 1: know there will be no funny business perfect all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for your dirty little secret. Yeah yeah, all right?

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret.