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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: And I just gotta say I think it's going to

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Speaker 2: be so cute when we have entire families opening their

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Speaker 2: Christmas gifts Christmas Morning and every single person in the

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Speaker 2: family gets the same Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Look a Jeffrey hoodie. Will that be cute?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 4: And the one person who opens before and spoils it

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Speaker 4: for everyone.

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Speaker 2: Okay, It's way better than matching holiday pajamas.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you that.

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Speaker 2: Get yourself and your family, your friends matching gear with

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffreys merch for a cause of proceeds are

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Speaker 2: going to action against hunger Brooknjeffrey dot com and you

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Speaker 2: know what, we love you for it.

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Speaker 1: And we'll start the show right now. Thanks for being here.

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Speaker 5: I just got word that today we have something really

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Speaker 5: special planned, exciting, and apparently I don't even have time

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Speaker 5: to do an intro.

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Speaker 1: Oh what what is it?

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Speaker 5: Because weird?

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Speaker 6: No late, Oh no, it's not.

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Speaker 7: No, you probably think that, but that's what I think.

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Speaker 5: It's actually because Jake's got a huge surprise for the

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Speaker 5: shot Colling Question of the day, so we got to

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Speaker 5: get a bucket.

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Speaker 7: Full of name We're not doing that today.

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Speaker 8: It happening today. We're trying something we've never done before.

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Speaker 8: And the good news is I crunch the numbers and

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Speaker 8: there's a one hundred chance I won't.

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Speaker 7: Be shocked this time.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you're bad at math because we're.

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Speaker 7: Going to do the Brook and jeff Lee web game.

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Speaker 5: Jeff Brook, and we.

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Speaker 9: Are not going to correct correct yourself.

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Speaker 7: The goal is to see how well you really know

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Speaker 7: your fellow co hosts.

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Speaker 8: I'm going to split you up into pairs, and then

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Speaker 8: I'm going to ask you three personal questions about the

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Speaker 8: other person. If you get two out of three right,

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Speaker 8: you're safe and your partner will take the shock. And

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Speaker 8: if you get more wrong, then the opposite will happen.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so let's begin.

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Speaker 6: Brook.

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Speaker 8: Yes, I asked Jeffrey three questions before the show started.

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Speaker 8: Let's see if you can guess how he answered them. Okay,

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Speaker 8: I forget first question. What is Jeff's go to meal

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Speaker 8: that he eats at least once a week for dinner?

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Speaker 8: Is it spaghetti, burritos or pizza?

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Speaker 1: Those are tough choices.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know Jeffrey can get down on a

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Speaker 2: burrito because one time, one time I tried to order

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Speaker 1: And I ordered him a burrito bowl instead of a

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Speaker 1: burrito and never it. He was furious at me.

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Speaker 5: Not very good at listening.

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Speaker 9: Yes, he really needs the actual rap of the burrito.

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Speaker 1: Positive he loves pizza, but I'm gonna go burrito.

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Speaker 8: Second question, I asked Jeff what's your favorite animal at

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Speaker 8: the zoo? Did he say monkeys, redtailed lemurs or alpacas?

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Speaker 1: Redtail lemurs also love.

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Speaker 2: Okay, great animal and I feel like it's very specific,

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Speaker 2: which is how Jeffrey would answer that question.

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Speaker 1: So I'm going to go redtail lemur.

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Speaker 9: I could see that.

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Speaker 8: And the final question, I asked Jeff what's your main

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Speaker 8: love language? Is it quality time, physical touch or words

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Speaker 8: of encouragement.

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Speaker 1: He's not a very touchy guy, so I'm not going

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Speaker 5: I know she tries every single day and I'm like,

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Speaker 5: not now, but what was the quality time?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going to go words of encouragement. I think

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Speaker 2: after being beat down by his parents for his life,

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Speaker 5: Verbally beat down.

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Speaker 1: They're I didn't mean to say that that way.

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Speaker 8: Are you ready for the answers? Yes, Jeff's go to

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Speaker 8: a meal for dinner. You said, burritos and he said burritos. Me,

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Speaker 8: you need one more correct answer. Jeff's favorite animal at

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Speaker 8: the zoo, You said, Lemur, and he said, I'll pack it.

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Speaker 5: You know the zoo next to my Housebrook, You've been there,

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Speaker 7: You need this one right, Brook.

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Speaker 8: Jeff's main love language, you said words of encouragement and

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Speaker 7: That means Jeffrey will.

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Speaker 10: Going to get just what any of us?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to hug you more? Because you.

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Speaker 5: Don't like I like to hug the people that I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to get intimate with you.

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Speaker 8: All right, let's go the other two, Jose and Alexis.

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Speaker 8: Jose before the show, I asked Alexis three questions.

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Speaker 9: I was like, nobody asked me. I think you're in control.

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Speaker 7: Let's find out how well you know her.

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Speaker 9: I'm so nervous.

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Speaker 8: Question one, I asked her, what's the dinner she eats

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Speaker 7: Is tacos, salad or a big bowl of food?

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Speaker 5: This should be easy, god, I mean you basically buy

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Speaker 9: Till I feel like her.

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Speaker 11: She would easily say a big bowl of food, Like

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Speaker 9: I know she loves tacos, so I'm gonna say tacos.

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Speaker 8: Question two, I asked, alexis, what's your favorite animal at

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Speaker 8: the zoo? Did she say that's gonna be tough? Sea otters,

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Speaker 8: Panda bears or kowala bears.

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Speaker 9: A cute? I know Brooks daughter loves otters, her favorite

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Speaker 9: pandas are cute.

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Speaker 11: I've never heard her talk about a panda, but I'm

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Speaker 11: pretty sure I've seen her melt over a koala picture.

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Speaker 9: Before or heard her talk about a koala. So I'm

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Speaker 8: And the final question I asked alexis what her main

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Speaker 11: I mean, I know she's told me before like she

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Speaker 11: hates PDA like when guys, like when there are people

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Speaker 9: See cards and gifts.

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Speaker 11: I think she would love because she loves her a

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Speaker 11: gold digger or a guy, a rich guy, I mean,

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Speaker 11: who would give her a spoiler?

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Speaker 9: But I think it's quality time.

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Speaker 11: I think she truly feels like if she spent her

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Speaker 5: All right, are you ready for I'm not.

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Speaker 9: I feel like all of them wrong.

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Speaker 8: Thinking Alexis's go to meal for dinner. You said tacos

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Speaker 8: and she said a big bowl.

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Speaker 7: I just mixed whatever I have.

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Speaker 9: That is so gross, no matter what.

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Speaker 8: At the zoo, you said Koala bears and she said setters.

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Speaker 1: She did talk about long ago.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I thought you were throwing me off, because

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think they have sea otters at the zoo,

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Speaker 1: And then I guess they.

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Speaker 7: Mean love language. You said quality time and it was

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Speaker 9: So Jose, nothing about her.

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Speaker 7: Alexis wins. Yeah, Jose, we're gonna go shocked along with Brook.

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Speaker 5: All right, so YouTube, Brook and Jose are going to

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Speaker 5: get shocked together since you did not know us well

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Speaker 5: enough and someone wanted to hear the song I love

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Speaker 5: you Baby, I love you babebbe.

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Speaker 9: It's quite all round.

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Speaker 12: I need you, babe man on these lonely nys I

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Speaker 5: All right, that's your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 5: That was pretty fun like that, Good.

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Speaker 6: Time, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: We're just a few days away from Thanksgiving, it's Brook

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Speaker 5: and Jeffery in the morning, and an interesting list just

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Speaker 5: came out of celebrities that people would want to spend

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Speaker 5: their Thanksgiving with. Oh, so, what famous celebrity family would

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Speaker 5: you like to join on Thanksgiving? Alexis?

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Speaker 1: Who do you think Kardashians? Do you see how big

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Speaker 1: they go for every holiday party? That's true, there would

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Speaker 1: be a lot of decorations.

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Speaker 5: Cannon and all of his baby Mama's all. I'll just

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Speaker 5: go down the list real quick. Number four, and please

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Speaker 5: save your oaks and asks for later. It's the Jonas

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Speaker 5: brothers and their spouses. Oh well, what's.

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Speaker 7: Left of their Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I was like, I think this survey was taken or

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Speaker 5: Number three the Hanks family Tom Hanks, his wife Rita

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Speaker 5: and their sons, Calling and Truman.

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Speaker 7: But do you want Chet there? I mean, do you guys?

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Speaker 5: They live in Greece, so I would.

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Speaker 9: I'm totally down.

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Speaker 1: I mean, Colin's cool, but check.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, man, what's wrong with Chet? What happened?

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Speaker 1: He's a mess. He was trying to be a rapper

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Speaker 9: His name is Chess.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we have to say, I know, he sounds like

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Speaker 5: the fun one. Everyone else is gonna be playing board

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Speaker 5: games the entire night. Chet's freestyle in Household number two

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Speaker 5: is Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Sorry, Ben Naffleck and

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Speaker 5: Jennifer Lopez, Thank you, Jeff Maybe with Jennifer Gardner and

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Speaker 5: the kids over at a different table. Plus Alex Riguez

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Speaker 1: Oh, he's just sad.

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Speaker 5: And the number one celebrity family that people would want

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Speaker 5: to spend their Thanksgiving with is the Kardashi Is.

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Speaker 9: You already know the private chefs the best meal your live.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's more camera people there than actual family members.

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Speaker 5: It is weird that the turkey is wearing skims though

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Speaker 1: Would they just shake salad? That's all they do for

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Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving dinner?

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Speaker 5: Text in which celebrity family would you spend your Thanksgiving with?

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Speaker 5: We're gonna do laser stories next. It's the radio segment

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Speaker 5: that's been infatuated with flying cars lately. Not on their own,

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Speaker 5: though he built a giant catapult in the middle of

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Speaker 9: Burning car.

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Speaker 5: It's laser stories. It's a tegne where we read weird

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Speaker 5: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 5: except we have a laser and those other nostril nuggets

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Speaker 5: just don't. This first lazer stories out of the UK. Recently,

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Speaker 5: an eighteen year old named Joshua Dobson stole a car

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Speaker 5: and then got gas for it, but drove off without paying.

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Speaker 1: Nobody got to wait. That's how gas stations. They just

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Speaker 5: The police finally tracked him down last month and searched

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Speaker 5: the place he was staying, but couldn't find him. Weird.

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Speaker 5: It turns out Joshua was actually there, but he had

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Speaker 5: its brilliant So it took a little longer, but police

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Speaker 1: Keeping secrets about money. Yeah, I've always heard that's really

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Speaker 5: For us, I'm glad you understand. Brook. Now your partner

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Speaker 9: Yeah, and you're like, hey, dinners, ready wasted.

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Speaker 5: They're like, what experts do warn It has to be

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Speaker 5: Think of how many times it saved you. When your

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Speaker 7: Delete.

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Speaker 5: That's we're gonna honor the block button. There's one place

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Speaker 6: Ant, is this the right number? It's the loser line.

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Speaker 5: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 7: Smells delicious.

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Speaker 5: After that, whatever you do, make sure to grab his

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Speaker 10: The the girl that you bought the the mark the

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Speaker 16: I just don't think that mark mark.

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Speaker 10: Margarita's are for me.

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Speaker 7: But thank you.

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Speaker 10: I'm just so embarrassed that I just did that all

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Speaker 17: I can all I know you.

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Speaker 14: You know I had your number now, so it's so weird.

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Speaker 14: I like, I definitely have had Margaret. I definitely had

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't be able. You should have said that to

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Speaker 18: Was it's crazy, which is why I want to give

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Speaker 16: Hiding our relationship for a long time. She's going to

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Speaker 16: That we're having a kid and it's like your relationship.

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Speaker 9: Okay, and then you're already planning on kids.

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Speaker 1: She gave me the loser mom wanted to call. She's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bad break. It's just a terrible break. It's

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you know, and I think I've heard that

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Speaker 5: If you like TikTok, well, I don't know. Let's say

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Speaker 1: Yeah you ad for TikTok.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that way you can see our number one loser

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Speaker 4: Next message, Hey, Rob, this is Craal. I had a

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Speaker 4: Usually I'm a text but I needed to reach out

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Speaker 7: A lot of times.

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Speaker 5: Whenever I've seen psychics on TV or radio, I think

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Speaker 5: I'm not sure if they're in China yet.

453
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Speaker 13: Ye Hey, Ginger, this is I assume you remember me.

454
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,440
Speaker 13: You know we met the bar the other night. We

455
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:11,639
Speaker 13: were vibing pretty hard. You disappeared on me, so but

456
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,680
Speaker 13: you know, glad to give me your numbers, I could

457
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 13: call you. I was wondering if you'd be interested in

458
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 13: completing my collection. And here's the situation in my life.

459
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 13: I've dated girls named Stage, Rosemary Pepper, Jasmine Poppe and

460
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 13: you know, since your name is Ginger, I feel like

461
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,199
Speaker 13: it'd be a perfect fit and wanted to see if

462
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:38,159
Speaker 13: you like to spend the night seasoning each other. You

463
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Speaker 13: know what I'm saying.

464
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 15: Hopefully you know where to hit me up and what

465
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Speaker 15: to do, so I'm waiting for.

466
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Speaker 14: You to do it.

467
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,639
Speaker 1: He's like the creepiest fan of the Spice Girls.

468
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Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, Gingers are route. Okay, buddies, go.

469
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Speaker 1: Find yourself a sweet potato.

470
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 5: Move on and netmeg and flax seeds.

471
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Speaker 9: My girlfriend Fox.

472
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Speaker 5: Listen. There's a line regularly at this time, or on

473
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,160
Speaker 5: one of our many affiliates across North America. Plus follow

474
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 5: and subscribe to our YouTube insta and our TikTok all

475
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 5: of it at Brook and Jeffrey. Let's do a phone

476
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,360
Speaker 5: tap coming up.

477
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 6: Next Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

478
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,159
Speaker 5: Don't you hate it when you go to a store

479
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,159
Speaker 5: looking for a certain clothing item and then you find it,

480
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 5: but they don't carry it in your size? Never I

481
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,439
Speaker 5: know that issue all too well because I'm not like Brook.

482
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,719
Speaker 5: I don't rent my clothes, soil them and give them

483
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 5: back tattered in a.

484
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 2: Lost It is a brilliant idea that I think everyone

485
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 2: should be on board with.

486
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,159
Speaker 5: And see what I do is I look for the

487
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 5: perfect item to buy. And that's why today I call

488
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 5: a local sporting goods store and let them know I'm

489
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 5: not completely satisfied with the product that I recently purchased,

490
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 5: and the guy on the phone needs to make it

491
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Speaker 5: right in your phone tap right now, it's another.

492
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Speaker 17: Morning, Big Sports. This is random. Can I help you?

493
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 11: Yeah?

494
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,920
Speaker 5: My name is Todd Long Johnson, and I was in

495
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 5: your store the other day, yes, sir, and I was

496
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 5: trying to get my hands on one of your support devices.

497
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 5: I think you call it a cup athletic supporter, you know, Okay, Yeah,

498
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 5: And the darnedest thing happened?

499
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 17: What's that?

500
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 5: So, after looking at all the options that you had

501
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 5: on the shelf, and there was a lot of them,

502
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 5: I ended up going with the extra large Excel model. Okay,

503
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 5: And I took the thing home, got it out of

504
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 5: its package, and tried it on, and wouldn't you know,

505
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 5: the darn thing was too small.

506
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 17: Still okay, So how can I help you, sir?

507
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I'm playing in my d league softball league.

508
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 5: I just I got to figure out a way to

509
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 5: protect the goodies down here, you know.

510
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 17: Okay, Well, do you need another side? I don't understand.

511
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 5: I went with the largest size you guys had and

512
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 5: it didn't do. So I was just wondering, you know.

513
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 5: I know, for sometimes on special occasions, sporting good stores

514
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 5: keep an extra extra large model well in the back

515
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 5: for your more gifted clientele.

516
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 17: I've been working here quite a few years, and I

517
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 17: don't know if anything like that even exists. No, right,

518
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 17: I don't know.

519
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, So I actually looked up the distributor name off

520
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 5: the box and I contacted them. First of all, they

521
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,880
Speaker 5: said they were obviously impressed.

522
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 17: Well, so this conversations kind of awkward.

523
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 5: Are you are you impressed? I mean, if you want

524
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 5: to tell a friend or a coworker about what you're doing,

525
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 5: I'm not going to stop you. Back to the distributor,

526
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,879
Speaker 5: I seriously do need you to stop laughing. I do

527
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 5: need help with this. This is a serious situation.

528
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 17: Okay, I know it's serious, But you know I don't

529
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 17: get called.

530
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 5: That does not surprise me. I am one of a kind. Anyway.

531
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 5: The distributor said that some local sporting goods stores may

532
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 5: be able to give me a custom model, so I

533
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 5: can come in around two o'clock today. If you've got

534
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 5: a yard stick and some plaster, we can just knock

535
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 5: this out. Well, I understand, why is it so funny?

536
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 5: But do you not have plaster?

537
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 17: You know?

538
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 5: Because we need to we need to make a mold.

539
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 17: I don't know what to say. I don't know how

540
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:41,159
Speaker 17: to help you.

541
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 5: I just told you we need to take a mold

542
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Speaker 5: of this thing.

543
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 8: Are you serious?

544
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 5: Yeah? How is you going to do your custom job

545
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 5: on me?

546
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 2: Oh?

547
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 5: I mean okay. The only other thing that I could

548
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 5: think of is that you take a hammer, you break

549
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 5: four extra larges up and then glue them together, kind

550
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 5: of like a snake cage. For an ana conda is

551
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:20,719
Speaker 5: it is it that funny way you right? Look, I'm

552
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 5: only asking because your boss Gary told me that you

553
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 5: could hook me up. He said you'd be able to

554
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,639
Speaker 5: help me with my issue as long as I do

555
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 5: a prank phone call on it. Yeah, if you haven't

556
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,640
Speaker 5: figured it out, my name is jeff I'm from brook

557
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap

558
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 5: on you. Oh, your boss Gary set you up.

559
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 17: Dude, I'm thinking about.

560
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 5: I can't believe you never had this issue before. Like,

561
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 5: you know, the scaffolding that they used to build the

562
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 5: Empire State Building. We need something like that. Do you

563
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 5: have that in the back? Maybe weeke up every.

564
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 6: Morning with funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke

565
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 6: and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: What would you be willing to give up in order

567
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 5: to have a one off makeout session with your longtime crush?

568
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 9: Probably a lot.

569
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Speaker 5: Would you give up your favorite food?

570
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 9: Oh forever?

571
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 13: No?

572
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 5: No, maybe sell the family pet?

573
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, joy, that's just a makeout session.

574
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 5: Would you go to the extreme and stop watching reruns

575
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 5: of The Gilmore Girls?

576
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: Are you doing that? Is that something you're doing?

577
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 5: We're not talking about me, We're talking about forbidden love

578
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 5: because one of our listeners contacted us saying he just

579
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 5: risked his friendship with one of his closest buddies in

580
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 5: order to lock lips with someone he's thought of for

581
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 5: a very, very long time. We're gonna see if we

582
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 5: can make this forbidden love happen in your second date

583
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 5: update right after this.

584
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 7: Second date up date.

585
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 5: Most of the time, whenever we talk about forbidden love

586
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 5: on the show, it's about Brooke and her insatiable thirst

587
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 5: for her cousin Ron.

588
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: Stop it.

589
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 5: I do not like my cousin, not anymore, Oh my god.

590
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 5: But alas, we're not dealing with that type of forbidden

591
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 5: love at least good not today. One of our listeners,

592
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 5: Mark says he dipped a toe into the forbidden pool

593
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 5: of romance recently, and he's afraid the lifeguard won't let

594
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 5: him cannonball all the way in, so he needs our

595
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Speaker 5: Mark why, welcome to the show, man, Hey, thank you,

596
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 5: oh man.

597
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Speaker 2: I love a good, juicy story. I mean, I'm dying

598
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 2: to know who you're talking about.

599
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all us your situation.

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00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 15: Okay, Well, so I have a best friend Stuart. I'm

601
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 15: going by Stu. We've been really good friends since college.

602
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Speaker 1: Oh, do you want to take it to the next level?

603
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 6: No?

604
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: Okay, well I thought would be forbidden your best friend.

605
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 15: No, I'm a straight fella, and you know you and

606
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 15: I have been really good buddies since college. You know,

607
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 15: I know his family go over his house all the time.

608
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 15: He knows my family.

609
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 9: That's the best when you can just like walk in. Yeah,

610
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 9: like you're the second son.

611
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 5: Sometimes you prefer their family to your own.

612
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, surely most of the time. Do you ever take

613
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: any family?

614
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 5: Okay, that's cool. It's nice to have a close friend

615
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 5: from college.

616
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 15: Yeah, he's like a brother to me. And I'm just

617
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 15: afraid I may have ruined everything because I low key

618
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 15: had crushed onder his younger sister Lisa for a while.

619
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Speaker 1: You did you hook up with her already?

620
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 15: Yeah, something did happen, you know. But it's one of

621
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 15: those things where I you know, I couldn't even ask

622
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 15: because he wouldn't be cool with it.

623
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Speaker 5: Oh really, he wouldn't be.

624
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 9: Well, there's two dimes.

625
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 11: Like, I have a friend who's literally always asked like, bro,

626
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 11: you should date my sister?

627
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 9: Be so cool? Yeah, are like stay away?

628
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 5: I asked my best friend from high school if I

629
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 5: could date his little sister, and he said yes. But

630
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 5: then I asked the sister and she said no. So

631
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 5: that was a super low moment. Yeah, legally we're supposed to.

632
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 5: That's rough.

633
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Speaker 2: I think it's really weird too, Like it's just like

634
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 2: a kind of aggressive on your bro's part may be weird.

635
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Speaker 1: I mean, how old is a little sister?

636
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 5: How much younger?

637
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Speaker 15: She a few years younger?

638
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: I mean, nothing crazy, Okay, So what happened.

639
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Speaker 15: I was recently single and I was at a bar

640
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 15: and I saw Lisa there.

641
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Speaker 19: I went over and started talking to her and we

642
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 19: were laughing about something, and I said, it's under different circumstances.

643
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Speaker 15: You know, I wasn't friends with your brother. I would

644
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 15: have asked you out a long time ago.

645
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 5: What you just told her that?

646
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had to have been drunk when he said.

647
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 15: That, A little buzz.

648
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 9: Yeah, I got a little bit of that.

649
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 5: What did she say to that?

650
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,959
Speaker 15: She was like, well, maybe you should do it anyway.

651
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is why I always wanted an

652
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 2: older brother.

653
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: I never had one. I'm like, my friends would be

654
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: so cute.

655
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Speaker 6: Gign up.

656
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.

657
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: My friends with older brothers always had hot you'd like.

658
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 5: To salute around with everybody in your friends group and

659
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 5: in your family.

660
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Alexa, we got it.

661
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 5: So she wanted you to ask her out.

662
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 15: Yeah, I took that as a go ahead. So I

663
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Speaker 15: was like, what are you doing ten minutes from now?

664
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Speaker 15: And she said, oh, she said, I'm busy, but I'm

665
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Speaker 15: available five minutes from now.

666
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Speaker 5: I like, Lisa, actually, you guys do have a good banter.

667
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Speaker 1: So was it fun?

668
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Speaker 19: Yeah, She's like, meet me outside in five. So we

669
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 19: ended up walking around and grabbing food in a food

670
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Speaker 19: truck and we kind of set up making out.

671
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Speaker 2: So fun and it probably felt like you know, it's

672
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Speaker 2: always fun when it's a little dangerous.

673
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Speaker 5: Yeah, what was it good? Because there's a whole build

674
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Speaker 5: up to that moment. Was it as good as you

675
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,320
Speaker 5: thought it would be?

676
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 15: It was great, And I mean we had I mean,

677
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 15: we have a connection. You know, we had a lot

678
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,399
Speaker 15: of fun hanging out, and you know, we had known

679
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 15: each other for so long, so it was a little

680
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 15: you know, weird kissing someone that you know that you've

681
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 15: known for for that long.

682
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 5: But yeah, I mean that's good news. How did how

683
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 5: did that night end?

684
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 15: Well? I was like, we can't tell your brother about this,

685
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 15: and you said, a grown woman, I can make my

686
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 15: own decisions.

687
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 9: I was that you guys are both adults.

688
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,879
Speaker 2: I mean that makes it feel really immature by trying

689
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 2: to keep a secret. But I get while you're worried

690
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 2: about it, if you really think he'd be that upset.

691
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 15: Well, it kind of changed my tune after that, and

692
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 15: I said, anybody's gonna tell them, it's got to be

693
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 15: me and I kind of need some time to figure

694
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 15: out how to do that.

695
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,280
Speaker 1: Okay, what you say to that, Well, we just kind.

696
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:59,479
Speaker 15: Of got into a disagreement and it really just ended

697
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:00,840
Speaker 15: sort of weird.

698
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: So did she like immediately leave and text her brother?

699
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: Does he know?

700
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 15: I don't know everything. He seems to be okay with two.

701
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 15: He's not treating me different, and I haven't brought it up,

702
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 15: so I don't think she said anything.

703
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 1: Okay.

704
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 9: I mean hopefully she did and he's cool with it,

705
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,359
Speaker 9: but doesn't sound likely.

706
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,320
Speaker 1: But do you want to date her or do you

707
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: just wanted it to be with that one night?

708
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 15: Everything except for the end was awesome, and I you know,

709
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 15: I would love to keep hanging out with her.

710
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 5: Okay, you would like to see your let's take a

711
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 5: quick vote around the room. Do we think that this

712
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 5: is a good idea for him to date his best

713
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 5: friend's younger sister Alexis Yeah?

714
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 6: Why not? Yeah?

715
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 5: Okay, one vote for yes, Brook.

716
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: No, I'm into it.

717
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 5: The girls love me.

718
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 1: That's the worst thing that can happen, you lose your

719
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 1: best friend.

720
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 5: Yeah.

721
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 11: Well, the romantic in me loves this because if you,

722
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,240
Speaker 11: guys do I'm fast forwarding here, end up getting engaged.

723
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 9: You already have a family's blessing.

724
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 5: They kissed outside of a kill boss.

725
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:07,399
Speaker 9: Let's not jump the romantic in me things. This will

726
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 9: go very well.

727
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 5: Okay, And so I'm gonna I'm gonna vote no. This

728
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 5: is probably not a good idea, but we're gonna that's.

729
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: Only because you were rejected by a sister.

730
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 5: If I can't have my best friends sister anyway, we're

731
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 5: gonna call your best friend's sister Lisa and try and

732
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 5: get you a second date. Update right after this, all right,

733
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:35,919
Speaker 5: hold on, we're running a little bit short on time,

734
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 5: so I'm gonna do a quick recap. A guy has

735
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 5: a best friend from college and he's had a crush

736
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 5: on his friend's little sister for a few years now.

737
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 5: One night they ran into each other at a bar,

738
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 5: ended up hanging out the rest of the evening, and

739
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:53,439
Speaker 5: even kissed outside of a food truck. Yeah, and Mark,

740
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 5: here's my question because I just want to make sure

741
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 5: I heard it correctly. You definitely don't think her brother

742
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 5: knows about.

743
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 15: This, No way, he would have freaked out on me

744
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 15: by now for sure.

745
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 5: Okay, So when do you want to tell him? Like

746
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 5: a month in a year when you start popping out

747
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 5: nieces and nephews. Still, when's the good time at the wedding?

748
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 16: I don't know.

749
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 15: I guess it depends on what happens by a year.

750
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 2: But today we're calling the little sister, right, we're not

751
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 2: calling I mean, when was the last time.

752
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 1: You talked to her?

753
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 6: Yeah?

754
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 15: I haven't retely talked to her since all this went

755
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 15: down about three weeks.

756
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 6: Oh.

757
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: I have no idea what we're going to get on

758
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: the other line when we call her, like we're a

759
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 1: girl hopefully, Well, I know, is she angry? Is she Okay?

760
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 5: I'm going in with a positive attitude. Okay, Mark, you

761
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 5: always do Jeff, someone has to let's do it. Calling

762
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 5: Lisa right now here we go? Hello, Hey, is this Lisa?

763
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 3: Yeah?

764
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 5: This is she Lisa. How's it going? You're on the

765
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 5: radio right now?

766
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 16: Okay, wait, who is this?

767
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 5: Well, we're a morning show called Brook and Jeffrey in.

768
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: The Morning, and we are excited to talk to you.

769
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, we have a very interesting conversation looming here.

770
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 3: I think I don't understand what's happening. I don't understand

771
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 3: what you mean by a radio.

772
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 5: We have a lot of explaining to do here.

773
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: We also do a podcast. Does that help?

774
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:29,320
Speaker 9: Probably?

775
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 3: Okay, but why are you calling me?

776
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:31,919
Speaker 15: Yeah?

777
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 5: We're calling because we're doing a segment called the Second

778
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 5: Date Update, and we're trying to ask you a little

779
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 5: bit about your interaction about three weeks ago with a

780
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 5: guy named Mark.

781
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 1: I'm the family name Mark. H.

782
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 5: I'm trying to label anything.

783
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 3: Okay, what did he tell you?

784
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 13: Like?

785
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:52,919
Speaker 3: I what did he say?

786
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 14: Yeah?

787
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 5: So, you guys met up randomly at a bar one

788
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 5: night and ran into each other, ran into each other there,

789
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 5: hung out the rest of the night.

790
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 9: You guys went to a food truck.

791
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 3: You remember this, right, I very vividly remember this night.

792
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 5: Okay, where'd you think her throat?

793
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 6: Yeah?

794
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 2: I mean, can you start from the beginning, like when

795
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 2: Mark said I want to ask you out on the date, Like,

796
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 2: I mean, it's your brother's best friend.

797
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: What were you thinking?

798
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 3: So at first I actually was like into it just

799
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 3: because I've always felt like Mark is kind of hot

800
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 3: and fun and it was exciting and felt this is

801
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 3: going to sound strange, but like a little bit dangerous

802
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 3: and risky going behind my brother's back, because yeah, I

803
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 3: don't know how much you know, but like Mark is

804
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:58,879
Speaker 3: best friends with my older brothers too. Yeah, okay, well

805
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 3: because of that. The so after we kind of had

806
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 3: our and weally kind of made out whatever, and then

807
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 3: immediately Mark was like, you can't tell your brother, And

808
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 3: that felt really gross to me, like really controlling, Like

809
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 3: that felt like a red flag.

810
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 5: Well, I don't think he was like trying to kill

811
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 5: the romance or anything. I think he was just honestly

812
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 5: worried that he might be blowing up a good friendship

813
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,320
Speaker 5: for this who wants to keep the good relations.

814
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 3: With everybody, I guess, but that's not attractive to me,

815
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 3: Like you're making out with me and now you're you're

816
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 3: acting scared.

817
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 9: I don't tell anybody.

818
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 5: Probably should have waited for five minutes or something.

819
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 2: I mean we told him that sounded pretty immature when

820
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 2: he retold that. I mean, he told us that you

821
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 2: guys got into an argument about it, and it sounded

822
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 2: like he kind of realized that too.

823
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 3: Honestly, it was a little too late because I decided,

824
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 3: for sure I was going to tell.

825
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: My brother, Oh what so wait when did you tell

826
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 1: him that night?

827
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 15: Oh my god?

828
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: What was his response?

829
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 3: Well, my brother was cool with it, and I was like, oh,

830
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 3: that's not a big deal.

831
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 7: Shut seriously, mm hmmm.

832
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: Why was Mark so in his head about your brother

833
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: being so weird about it?

834
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 6: Then?

835
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: Like he was, Yeah, he was like for certain that

836
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: his best friend dates sister.

837
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 9: Yeah weird.

838
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: Well that's weird, that's frange. So your brother was actually fine.

839
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 3: Exactly, he said, Mark's a good guy. If you want

840
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 3: to hang out with him, that's cool with me for someone.

841
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,760
Speaker 3: But the riskiness, the dangerous part of it was gone,

842
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 3: which like, Okay, that's fine, not all my relationships.

843
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 16: Need to be that.

844
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 3: But then it just started becoming weird for me, like

845
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,720
Speaker 3: I'm going to be like making out with my brother's

846
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,240
Speaker 3: best friend. This guy knows all my brother's deep secrets,

847
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,320
Speaker 3: Like that's not something.

848
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: So it didn't freak your brother out. It freaked you

849
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 1: out when you start to think about the.

850
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 5: Risk, and the danger was gone, and then so that

851
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 5: the romance left. But like what if I told you,

852
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 5: if you're into risk and danger, there's been somebody secretly

853
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 5: listening in on this conversation on the other line. I

854
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 5: wanted to talk to you.

855
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 10: I just don't really know what this is.

856
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 15: What do you mean?

857
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:21,280
Speaker 5: I mean Mark has been quietly listening, wanting to jump.

858
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: In and super creepy.

859
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 5: It's dangerous. He's a dangerous ball, isn't that right?

860
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 6: Mark?

861
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 16: Oh?

862
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 5: Yeah either, bad boy?

863
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 3: Wait, so Mark heard everything I just said, Yes.

864
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:37,839
Speaker 1: You can ask him.

865
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,399
Speaker 15: Mark, you told your brother, like right off the bat,

866
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 15: that's what you did.

867
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 3: Well, of course, I'm able to make my own decisions,

868
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 3: and I decided to do that. Yes, that's the first

869
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 3: thing you have to say about all of this.

870
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 15: I just, I mean, I don't know why you would

871
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 15: do that, Like that would be your first instinct when

872
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 15: I was like, I'm worried.

873
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,959
Speaker 5: About it, but whatever, I mean, he was cool with it. Mark.

874
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 15: Yes, I mean that's unexpected. And I was just trying

875
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,760
Speaker 15: to be cautious about relationships.

876
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 5: See that's the problem right there, Mark, You're trying to

877
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 5: be cautious and she's into danger. You got to be

878
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 5: dangerous if you want to win.

879
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 15: I'm still plenty dangerous. Really, yeah, your your your family

880
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 15: would hate it if we hooked up. I don't think, like,

881
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 15: have you told your mom about it?

882
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 3: No, believe it or not. I didn't call my mom.

883
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 15: You're You're lucky you didn't tell your mom. She would

884
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 15: have been super angry and pits.

885
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 5: Dangerous.

886
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 9: Don't tell the dog either.

887
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 6: Going to.

888
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: Gauge on this family are.

889
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 15: So wrong.

890
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 9: It sounds like he's trying to make it dangerous.

891
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 5: Do you think your parents would be upset?

892
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 3: No, I think they'd be fine with it too, which

893
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,319
Speaker 3: makes it feel continuously more lame.

894
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,320
Speaker 11: I mean Mark, I think not everyone approving of a

895
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 11: healthy relationship.

896
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 1: I think we need to play up Mark's good parts.

897
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 9: Right.

898
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 2: Everyone says he's a great guy. In your family, he

899
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 2: obviously likes you, and you guys know each other really well,

900
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 2: like that can be a real foundation for something.

901
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:37,399
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying I feel like with Mark specifically,

902
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 3: i'd want it to feel more dangerous and it doesn't.

903
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 3: And so that's just kind of where I'm at.

904
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 15: Okay, So maybe that was I do other dangerous things.

905
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 15: You know, I gamble until I have no money.

906
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 1: We should not do that.

907
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 9: Mark give him at line number.

908
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 3: Okay, so that's just irresponsible, but not dangerous.

909
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 9: It's like, I also have horrible credit.

910
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 6: What do you.

911
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: Sometimes? I don't.

912
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 5: I mean, what we would like to do, Lisa is

913
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 5: send you and Mark out on another date and we

914
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 5: would pay for it. See that? Look at that? A

915
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 5: man who won't even pay for his own dates because

916
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 5: he ran out of money gambling. Isn't that naughty? What

917
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 5: do you think, Lisa?

918
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 3: Well, I hear that you want to do that, and

919
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 3: Mark probably wants to do that, but I do not

920
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 3: want to.

921
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,479
Speaker 5: Look at that. We finally found someone that doesn't approve

922
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 5: of the relationship. Dating him would go against your own wishes.

923
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 5: It doesn't get any more naughty and risky than that,

924
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 5: I think, Jeffrey.

925
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, but listen, I do want to

926
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 3: say I'm okay with us still being friends, but like,

927
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 3: all of this is really awkward. So I think maybe

928
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 3: let's shift have some distance for a bit and I'll

929
00:45:58,880 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 3: see you when.

930
00:45:59,360 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 11: I see you.

931
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 15: Okaya, you are Thanksgiving.

932
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 3: I definitely shouldn't have kissed you.

933
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 17: Okay, maybe we can know.

934
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 1: I'll laugh about this in the future.

935
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:18,240
Speaker 6: Thanksgiving, broking Jeffrey in the morning.

936
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 5: You guys, ever heard the phrase trying to catch a

937
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 5: falling knife.

938
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 9: It's a good phrase.

939
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 1: I already know what it means.

940
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 5: It's where things are spirally out of control and you're

941
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 5: in a desperate panic to just stop the damage continuing.

942
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 5: That's what we just witnessed with Mark, because he immediately

943
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 5: came on and thought, you know what, I'm being too

944
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 5: safe for her. I need to come across as dangerous.

945
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,399
Speaker 5: And it just got worse and worse and worse till

946
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 5: we found out he's a degenerate gambler with horrible credit.

947
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 7: I think.

948
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 9: It broke all the time.

949
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: I feel like his buddy's going to lose respect for

950
00:46:58,120 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 1: him too.

951
00:46:59,080 --> 00:46:59,279
Speaker 6: Yeah.

952
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 9: I gave you the green light to date my sister

953
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 9: and then she rejected you.

954
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 7: I want a loser, you know what.

955
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 5: I think Mark's a good guy. I'm changing my opinion.

956
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 1: Can we need to make a phone call for you

957
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,760
Speaker 1: he already got rejected.

958
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 5: We're done. If you ever need a second date update,

959
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 5: we won't judge you. You can email the show. We'll

960
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:27,800
Speaker 5: call the person who wasn't calling you.

961
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 6: Back brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

962
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 5: We've talked about this before on the show, how when

963
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 5: you read a text from someone it could be hard

964
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 5: to know what they really mean because it depends on

965
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 5: the tone. Yeah, Like, for example, let me read a

966
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 5: text that Brooks sent me this morning.

967
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 1: You're actually going to read it.

968
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 5: Says, Hey, jeff don't forget to wear something nice to

969
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 5: work today because we're doing pictures and we need to

970
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 5: look good. Or was it more like, hey, don't forget

971
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 5: there's something nice to work. I can't cause we're.

972
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 7: Doing pictures, what kind of pictures and we need.

973
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:29,359
Speaker 5: To look good. I think we all know which way.

974
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 5: Brook It's the same exact way people on Craigslist mean

975
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 5: it when they write their messages. You're gonna hear it

976
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 5: for yourself in a brand new Craigslist misconnections coming up cut.

977
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 6: Misconnections.

978
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 5: That was me staring there's only two places to find

979
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 5: true of in this world.

980
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 6: What is it?

981
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 5: Lens Crafters behind that I chart up against the wall

982
00:48:54,680 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 5: where I'm peeking through the letter Oh wow, stranger. The

983
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 5: other is on the pages of craigslist dot org. We

984
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 5: scour that website every week to find the best misconnections

985
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 5: they have to offer, like this first one titled you

986
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:14,359
Speaker 5: boguarded My Heart, Now give it back. Man for woman

987
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 5: forty two roller rink says, Normally I know just about

988
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 5: everybody who walks through those doors, but last night when

989
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 5: you dropped in, I was like, he's the freaky dieky flower. Mama.

990
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:33,399
Speaker 12: Hey, that is not even a lie. I've been going

991
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 12: to roller rink with my kids and the adults are

992
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 12: in it. Okay, they are there every.

993
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 5: Day, he says. Wow, you may have seen me zoom

994
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:47,720
Speaker 5: past you, sunglasses on, dirty mustache, skating backwards like a boss.

995
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 5: I was the funky dude in the tan sweatshirt that

996
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:56,800
Speaker 5: said let's get weird. Oh wow, Fyi. My friends and

997
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 5: fans know me by the name Nuke Skywalker. I've been

998
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 5: teaching classes at the rink for over twenty five years now.

999
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 5: Nice to meet you, sweetie. Oh okay, Nuke wanted to

1000
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 5: find out your story, but also didn't feel like being

1001
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 5: a grade A cheese weasel either.

1002
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 1: Oh it's too late, Nuke.

1003
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 9: You started with your name, you are cheese weasel.

1004
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 5: Well, though we did connect at one point when you

1005
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 5: fell hard and skid it across the floor, Oh, it

1006
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 5: just goes to show anything can happen at the rink.

1007
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 1: No, that's a slogan. He's trying to get a pick.

1008
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,240
Speaker 5: Up for years, and that's what Nuke always says. Anyway,

1009
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 5: we had a few more pants glances then you bounced.

1010
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:42,799
Speaker 1: I mean you're looking at their butt or.

1011
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 2: Just like.

1012
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 5: I wouldn't overthink it. How about you let old Nuki

1013
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 5: get to know you better? See you behind the misspac

1014
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:53,879
Speaker 5: Man machine at family skate this Friday.

1015
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 9: Right, no.

1016
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,399
Speaker 1: Late night skate.

1017
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 5: I'll be there slurpies on me. Oh raight, I'll let

1018
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 5: you pour him on my body the old Nuki dookie way.

1019
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 5: That's from Nuken. We'll figure that out out. I'm guy

1020
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 5: in the skating ring.

1021
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 20: I'm gonna go call him.

1022
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 9: Nope.

1023
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 5: This next misconnection is titled fro Yo faux Pa woman

1024
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 5: for Man twenty seven Frozen Yogurt Shop, west Side by

1025
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 5: the Park.

1026
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: Oh what are all these places I frequent right now?

1027
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 9: Yeah? I'm like a old people.

1028
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 5: Yes, Oh sorry, I.

1029
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 21: Met you getting fro Yo last night at around seven. Okay,

1030
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 21: you were the skinny guy with bright blue eyes and

1031
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 21: a sloppy beard. Okay, it looked like a tuft of

1032
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 21: baby's hair coming out of your chin.

1033
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 5: Oh, and I was smitten.

1034
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,439
Speaker 1: No, she's the one.

1035
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,800
Speaker 21: At one point, we were both standing near the banana mango,

1036
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 21: and before I could speak, I accidentally let out a

1037
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 21: little toot.

1038
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:53,839
Speaker 6: Oh.

1039
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 20: I know you heard it because I was only six

1040
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 20: to eight inches away from you.

1041
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:05,319
Speaker 1: There's a bubble better than smell it, I guess.

1042
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 21: I wanted to apologize, but I froze like yogurt quickly

1043
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 21: went over to the topping bar. I didn't know what

1044
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,879
Speaker 21: to do, so I just followed you there.

1045
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 2: Okay.

1046
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 21: I tried to say something, but all I could muster

1047
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 21: up was do you know where the bathroom is? It's

1048
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:37,760
Speaker 21: an emergency. I'm so nervous.

1049
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 20: I tooted it again.

1050
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 1: I don't think you should be eating yogurt.

1051
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 9: I think your stomach can't handle you.

1052
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 21: Then went to the register to pay, and I was

1053
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 21: right behind you. I told the lady I would like

1054
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 21: to pay for your bowl, and that's when you turned

1055
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 21: to me and said.

1056
00:52:55,440 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 7: Please let me leave, pretty direct.

1057
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 20: So I'm really sorry about the double toot. I was

1058
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 20: just nervous.

1059
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:06,839
Speaker 15: I think.

1060
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 1: I don't think that was the only problem.

1061
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 2: Was it?

1062
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 21: The butter pecan I had been in there earlier that

1063
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 21: day your second round.

1064
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 20: Hope to see you again at FROO soon. Two spoons,

1065
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:20,319
Speaker 20: one bowl.

1066
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna go with the doctor recommended no bole

1067
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: for you.

1068
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 5: That's from natalietaliexpist. Connection is titled I sprayed you man

1069
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 5: for woman.

1070
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 6: Four.

1071
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 9: Can we just go through this.

1072
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 5: Mall parking lot? He says, I saw you at the

1073
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 5: mall over the weekend. You were the curvy brunette wearing

1074
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 5: a white dress with blue fringy thingies on it. I

1075
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:51,280
Speaker 5: was hanging out on top of the parking garage dipping

1076
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:56,240
Speaker 5: tobacco with my buddy Jay the image.

1077
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 1: Don't even admit that ever, He says.

1078
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 5: You were walking pasted us on the bottom floor. I

1079
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 5: tried calling down to you, but you couldn't hear me,

1080
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 5: so did the only thing I could think of to

1081
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 5: get your attention. I spit on you on the fourth try.

1082
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 5: My spit hit you right in the back of the neck,

1083
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 5: just like Cupid z aro, wetter and brown like.

1084
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: Disgusting.

1085
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 5: Sorry if it's like tobacco, but guy's gotta do what

1086
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 5: a guy's gotta do when he sees a pretty lady

1087
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,240
Speaker 5: not have to do. Though you were a little upset,

1088
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 5: yelling and screaming, but through the anger I could tell

1089
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 5: you'd be a tiger in the sack. So yeah, I understand.

1090
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 5: I probably wouldn't want to be spit on either, but hey,

1091
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:56,399
Speaker 5: I did it for all the right reasons. You ended

1092
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 5: up giving me the finger and went towards mall security,

1093
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 5: so I left before stuff went down. Did you see

1094
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 5: this here? You see this message? Though, I really really

1095
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 5: would like to get together with you and maybe you

1096
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 5: can spin on me all allow it.

1097
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 9: He's already been banned from that mom.

1098
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you can't go in.

1099
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's like a crap. I gotta get out of here.

1100
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 9: She's going to the cops.

1101
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 5: And that's signed g l O. Those are your Craigslist misconnections.

1102
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,279
Speaker 5: Excuse me, almost threw up right there.

1103
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 6: That chucks out for the second brook and Jeffrey in

1104
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:40,800
Speaker 6: the morning, Brooke.

1105
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,399
Speaker 5: Today you're going to be taking on a woman named

1106
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 5: Janey from Pwallap who says she thinks you're so sweet,

1107
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 5: but she still wants to kick your butt. And the

1108
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 5: thing is, nobody's kicked Brooks button quite a while, So Janey,

1109
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,320
Speaker 5: you got your work cut out for your Welcome to

1110
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 5: the show.

1111
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 12: Thank you?

1112
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 1: What makes you so different about my other appe?

1113
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 3: I'm not sure, but I'm old, so that means I

1114
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:04,919
Speaker 3: have knowledge.

1115
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: Just been around a long time.

1116
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 9: I mean, why do you think Brook wins all these?

1117
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 7: No sound old?

1118
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 16: Forty one?

1119
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 1: Don't raise your eyebres, Jane.

1120
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is kind of old.

1121
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 9: But the room were like, oh my god, you're also.

1122
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 14: All right.

1123
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 5: We're sending Brook out of the studio, Janey. And you

1124
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,799
Speaker 5: know how the game's played. You have thirty seconds answer

1125
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 5: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1126
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 5: you can just say past. But you have to beat

1127
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:35,840
Speaker 5: Brooke out right to win. Are you ready?

1128
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:36,959
Speaker 16: I'm ready?

1129
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 5: All right? Here we go this to take Brook down.

1130
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:42,959
Speaker 5: Your time starts now on this day. In twenty twenty,

1131
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:46,280
Speaker 5: what black actor was named sexiest man alive by People magazine?

1132
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 3: Oh Gang, it passed.

1133
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 5: One famous website was originally called relentless dot com.

1134
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:55,720
Speaker 17: I have no idea?

1135
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 15: What pass?

1136
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 5: How many toes does a cat have?

1137
00:56:59,120 --> 00:56:59,319
Speaker 6: Four?

1138
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 5: Reggae music first began in Jamaica in what decade?

1139
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:05,840
Speaker 10: Nineteen seventies?

1140
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,319
Speaker 5: Name the three primary colors.

1141
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 15: Red, yellow, and green?

1142
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 5: Got your answers? Z in, We're bringing broke back into

1143
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 5: the studio. What's something interesting that we should know about you?

1144
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 5: While Brook's coming back in.

1145
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 10: I'm not that interesting.

1146
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 16: But I have moved like twenty nine times.

1147
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 9: Whoa, that's a lot.

1148
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: I woun't like twice moved twenty nine times?

1149
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's all been in Pierce County.

1150
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 9: Do you just keep yourself?

1151
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 1: Do you keep moving in the same place? I thought

1152
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: you were like gonna go to cool exotic notes?

1153
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 5: By moving? Do you mean you've been evicted from twenty

1154
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,439
Speaker 5: eight different places and now you're in twenty nine every

1155
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 5: single time?

1156
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 6: No?

1157
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: Are you just living with different people and they keep

1158
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 1: breaking up with you?

1159
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 14: No, not at all.

1160
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 10: I'm a serial single person.

1161
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 9: Are you lecho drifter?

1162
00:57:58,480 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 12: No?

1163
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 5: Because you're only forty one years old, and so almost

1164
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 5: every year you've lived in a new place your entire life.

1165
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 9: You're really trying to meet guys in your city.

1166
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 1: I'm the crazy part is in the same apartment complex.

1167
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 9: He's cute. I guess I'm gonna be his new neighbor.

1168
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:18,479
Speaker 5: Return you ready?

1169
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1170
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 6: Ready?

1171
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. On this day. In twenty twenty,

1172
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 5: what black actor was named sexiest man Alive by People magazine.

1173
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 5: What Famous website was originally called Relentless dot com Google

1174
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 5: how many toes does a cat have?

1175
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 20: Five?

1176
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 1: Four four four.

1177
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 5: Reggae music first began in Jamaica in what decade?

1178
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 1: Sixties?

1179
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 5: Name the three primary colors?

1180
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 1: Red, yellow, and blue?

1181
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 5: What food was Mickey Mouse's very first word on screen?

1182
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: Cheese?

1183
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 5: Michelangelo's David statue is located in which country? All right,

1184
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 5: got your answers in. Let's go to the scoreboard and

1185
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 5: see how you did with Jose.

1186
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 16: There are no abominable Schnolman.

1187
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 3: There are no sashquatches, there are no big feet.

1188
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 9: That guy's not a conspiracy because those are all real. Jamie,

1189
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 9: you got zero?

1190
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 1: Oh, not even primary colors? My friend?

1191
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 9: And Brook Yeah you got three?

1192
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 5: Good god oh Man. Brook wins again, takes her streak

1193
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 5: to thirty nine in a row. Let's go with the

1194
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 5: answers here. In twenty twenty, the black actor that was

1195
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 5: named Sexiest Man Alive would be Michael B. Jordan's. Oh yeah,

1196
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 5: it'd be a little bit late in the game. I

1197
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,400
Speaker 5: feel like for Denzel to be winning sexiest Man.

1198
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 9: You could still win it.

1199
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 5: If anybody could pull it off at this age, it

1200
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 5: would be Denzel.

1201
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 1: But he got it a couple of times.

1202
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, the famous website that was originally called Relentless dot

1203
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 5: com would be Amazon. Oh and as far as the

1204
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 5: cat goes, how many toes do they have? They have eighteen,

1205
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 5: five on each of the front paws and four on

1206
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 5: each of the back.

1207
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 1: Oh, I was taking per foot. Sorry.

1208
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 5: Reggae music started in Jamaica in the nineteen sixties. The

1209
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 5: three primary colors are red, blue, and yellow. Mickey Mouse's

1210
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 5: first word on screen was.

1211
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 9: Hot dog, I knew you were gonna do it.

1212
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 5: And Michelangelo's David statues located in Italy. Italy. We'll be

1213
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 5: back to play wind Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow

1214
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning