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Speaker 1: your Monday. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for being here. Yeah, I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: We got a brand new second date for you, new misconnections.

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Speaker 1: But we always love to start highlighting your amazing comments

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Speaker 1: us know where are you listening, how'd you find us?

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Speaker 1: And what do you see today? Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's hard to ignore clev O who said I

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Speaker 2: can always tell when Alexis is slacking because the.

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Speaker 1: Shows are uploaded late.

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Speaker 2: I'm like a junkie looking for their podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the Internet, Okay, they take off. Sure, sometimes I

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Speaker 1: So gen z of you to blame blame the Internet.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Hey, your brand new full show podcast

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Speaker 1: starts right now.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hope you're having

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Speaker 4: a good start to your day. And this is just

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Speaker 4: a friendly reminder. If you enjoy swimming in the ocean

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Speaker 4: and you come across a big patch of foam. Possibly

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 4: I say that because an influencer named Michelle Hayward posted

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Speaker 4: a video of herself swimming through some beautiful ocean foam,

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Speaker 1: I'm having so much fun. I literally don't even feel

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Speaker 1: the cold. But that is salty.

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Speaker 4: Definitely, that part is salty. Sea turns.

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Speaker 4: Right after she posted that on the Gram, comments came

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Speaker 4: in from oceanic researchers saying, quote, I don't think you

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Speaker 4: know what that foam is. Oh God, did it smell strange?

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Speaker 4: Michelle acknowledged yes it did, but there were many people,

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Speaker 4: non experts online saying, no, that's just regular sea foam.

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Speaker 4: You're fine, to open your mouth, You're okay.

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Speaker 1: Like turtle farts that floated up to the top.

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Speaker 6: Wait, is sea foam always gross?

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Speaker 1: I don't know that I've ever really.

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Speaker 4: Here's a photo of here's a photo of Michelle in

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Speaker 4: That is what I was talking.

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Speaker 1: This is thick and it's sticking to her face.

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Speaker 6: Yeah it turns white.

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Speaker 4: This is like, I'm going to put that photo up

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Speaker 1: It's like the bubbles are popping on her face and

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Speaker 4: Really sweet. Michelle does feel like she made a terrible mistake. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and swimming in foam is probably gonna be a once

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Speaker 1: I don't feel much differently between phone parties and this.

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Speaker 4: We're going to get into the shot colic question that

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Speaker 3: But today is the birthday of another iconic TV actress,

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Speaker 3: the one and only Lorie Laughlin. Okay, she's famous, slash

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Speaker 3: That's why today we're doing a special Full House Hypers

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Speaker 3: But just because it's Lori Laughlin's birthday and she's turning

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Speaker 3: It's Alexis nine number nine. Alexis. One character wins a

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Speaker 7: That's what they do? You imagine?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Brooke, We're back to you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, give me twelve Brook.

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Speaker 3: One of the characters agrees to pose nude for an

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Speaker 1: I've been in art classes. You don't ask hot bod

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Speaker 4: Oh no, hot people are.

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Speaker 1: Really boring to draw. Not a lot of shade, straight lines.

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Speaker 3: Brook says Old Lady Diapers. Yeah, it wasn't. It was

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Speaker 3: In the classic Blanche ego, Jose nine to twelve have

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Speaker 8: I mean I would see more realistically if Uncle Jesse,

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Speaker 4: But no, the person isn't dressing up as the doctor.

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Speaker 7: Right.

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Speaker 3: A character dresses up pretends to be someone's mother to

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Speaker 3: Jose says Old Lady Diapers. Yeah, it was Dorothy who

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Speaker 4: Ye number eleven, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: One character writes a children's book, but it's so strange

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Speaker 3: Jeffries sends full house hypers. No Rose writes bizarre children's

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Speaker 4: Forget you guys. That's your shot calling question of today.

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Speaker 5: Right after the Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: For many parents listening, Yeah, I don't want to ruin

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Speaker 4: Show up or we're taking you to court. Next, it's

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Speaker 4: thanks to Laser stories. This segment where we read weird

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Speaker 4: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 4: just don't His first Lazer stories out of New York City,

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Speaker 4: police are looking for a thirty six year old named

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Speaker 4: Stephen Blassetti. You know him, No, No, it's worth asking

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Speaker 4: Steven's coming off a wild weekend though, because authority say

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Speaker 4: A forty three year old homeless man named Armando Vidal

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Speaker 1: Who read the lottery to get wrong? Him or the clerk?

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Speaker 4: I hope the homeless guy, Armando laughed, but the clerk

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Speaker 1: That's awesome, Good for you, Armando.

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Speaker 4: This next laser story is out of Amsterdam. A group

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Speaker 4: of tech nerds came up with a new gadget called

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Speaker 1: Whow crazy.

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Speaker 4: But it doesn't actually scan your brain waves. You have

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Speaker 4: I always.

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Speaker 8: Forget my dass Like I wake up and I'm like,

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Speaker 6: That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: You have to have the recorder right next to your bed,

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Speaker 4: Yeah. So the device, it's slightly bigger than an alarm clock,

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Speaker 1: Life, or just seeing how weird you are.

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Speaker 4: The good news is it's somewhat affordable. The bad news

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Speaker 2: On tech nerds.

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Speaker 1: Is like the how to country of the world.

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Speaker 4: It's apparently built on top of an AI video app

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Speaker 4: I'm out next Lazer stories out of swim posium hall.

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Speaker 4: It's summer, so you may have recently been grossed out

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Speaker 4: Sure, but is this worse because in a new survey,

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Speaker 4: fifty three percent of Americans admit they've peed in a

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Speaker 4: And forty eight percent don't wash their swimsuits with soap

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll wash it.

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Speaker 1: But it was amazing how many moms also reported their

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Speaker 4: You know, then that's it. You lose your pool privileges.

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Speaker 4: Of course you're not going to report that. And get this,

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Speaker 4: It brings me to this point though, Will somebody please

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Speaker 4: Just don't leave your sandals unattended on the pool decks

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Speaker 4: and then you'll be fine. Okay, And that's how means

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Speaker 4: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Have you ever woken up in the morning with a weird,

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Speaker 4: I feel like thought you yeah, yeah, how are you doing?

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Speaker 6: Oh, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: So when that happens, you immediately pick up the phone

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Speaker 4: and you call that certain someone you've been flirting with

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Speaker 4: vocal doppo ganger of a Hollywood A lister coming up

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Speaker 4: in a brand new Loser line right.

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Speaker 7: After this with you.

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Speaker 5: Is this the right number? It's a laser line. Goodby,

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Speaker 5: Just call me back.

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Speaker 4: If you haven't heard the Loser line before. It works

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Speaker 4: like this. Let's say a unique guy approaches you while

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Speaker 9: Hey, pretty lady, are you my high yield? Savings account. Well,

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Speaker 4: After he says that whatever you do, don't slap the

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Speaker 10: Next message, Oh my god, Jared, I have such great news.

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Speaker 10: I won, Jared, I won fifty thousand dollars and I'm

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Speaker 10: just like.

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Speaker 4: This is all because of you.

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Speaker 11: So like we should like take a vacation together.

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Speaker 10: Anywhere you want to go, I mean first class obviously,

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Speaker 10: and it's on me.

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Speaker 11: I mean I owe you. I feel like I should

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Speaker 11: this weekend whenever.

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Speaker 4: Next message, I really hope that's not the lady who

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Speaker 4: Man go ahead of me? And here's a phone number.

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Speaker 12: Next message, Hey, Alice, just wondering why I haven't heard

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Speaker 12: Maybe you're intimidated, right, Like, maybe the reason why you

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Speaker 12: I make too much money. I've been to all seven

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Speaker 11: Who's just this good.

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Speaker 12: So my advice to you, Alice is to get your together.

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Speaker 12: I don't like great, amazing men like me pass you by.

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Speaker 7: Next message, Wow, he wants to.

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Speaker 1: Be with options like that.

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Speaker 4: He's not overcompensating for something.

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Speaker 6: No girls ever talked to me. It's because I'm too attractive.

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Speaker 13: Next message, Hey man, I'm not sure why you haven't

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Speaker 13: You know, we we're gonna eat, but I'm gonna help

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Speaker 13: Greek food, I like barbecue, and I also like seafood, pressly, lobster,

446
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Speaker 13: and I could eat a lot. One time, I ate

447
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Speaker 13: six lobster at one dinner and I was still hungry

448
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Speaker 13: and I needed to desert. I put it away, So

449
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Speaker 13: bring your walie. Don't be cheap. Prove to me you're

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Speaker 13: a real man. So if you need to take out

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Speaker 13: a loan, go one another little instant long places I

452
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Speaker 13: don't know, get some money. Okay, I'm waiting for your

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Speaker 13: textough next message, Oh, I like her?

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Speaker 1: Who was ordered six lobster two?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

456
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Speaker 1: By the third is the guy having a heart attack.

457
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Speaker 4: She's like, you better buy the whole red lobster franchise

458
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Speaker 4: or I'm not going out with you. Remember you can

459
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Speaker 4: follow us on our YouTube for more lose the lines

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Speaker 4: if you're like in this segment at Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: and hear awesome voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 14: Next message, Hey Margaret, this is UH. I really enjoyed

463
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Speaker 14: talking you over my buddy Billy's house. I didn't mean

464
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Speaker 14: to show up uninvited, but uh, you know, I didn't

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Speaker 14: realize you were his parole officer.

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Speaker 7: Uh.

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Speaker 14: I'm glad we hit it off, though, because it was

468
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Speaker 14: kind of fun talking you, especially when I asked about

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Speaker 14: if you're packing heat or not and you said, wouldn't

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Speaker 14: you like to know? I would like to know. I'd

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Speaker 14: also like to know if you also got some handcuffs

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Speaker 14: and maybe a night stick too. Maybe we could explore

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Speaker 14: that if if you're ever interested. But yeah, totally would

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Speaker 14: love to grab a.

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Speaker 7: Dinner with you.

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Speaker 14: And maybe we don't have to mention Billy at all,

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Speaker 14: especially since you were carrying a sample of it you're in.

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Speaker 7: But I really.

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Speaker 14: Appreciate talking you and hope you call me back.

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Speaker 4: I was confused where the attraction was happening, and then

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Speaker 4: he mentioned the giant urine. Yeah, I'm like, I get it. Now,

482
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Speaker 4: that's hot.

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Speaker 1: You know, parole officers, I'm sure often say you don't

484
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Speaker 1: know how many quality men I meet.

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Speaker 4: Through the.

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Speaker 7: Next message.

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Speaker 15: Hey, Brandon looks at that. I know normally I text

488
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Speaker 15: message you, but I am been sick and I've been

489
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Speaker 15: wanting you to hear my raspy voice. I think it

490
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Speaker 15: sounds like Scarlett Johansen. But yeah, I had a lot

491
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Speaker 15: of on the other night when we were hanging out

492
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Speaker 15: and we.

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Speaker 16: Could get to know each other. Maybe you could come

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Speaker 16: back to my place. All right, I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 6: God, I hear it.

496
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know Black Widow to Scargos on a

497
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Speaker 4: ventilator that is really up in the sex level of

498
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Speaker 4: the Avengers game.

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Speaker 1: I think that was the one where she played the

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Speaker 1: chain smoking truckers.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, hot. Listen to the Loser Line regularly at

502
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,880
Speaker 4: this time every week and for more highly average content,

503
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Speaker 4: make sure to follow us on Instagram and TikTok all

504
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Speaker 4: of it at Brooke and Jeffrey. That's your Loser Line

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Speaker 4: messages your phone, twn's coming.

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Speaker 5: Up Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Real quick, Brook, Last thing you stole from a hotel?

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I don't want stuff from there.

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Speaker 4: Real See. I hear about people doing this all the time,

510
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Speaker 4: and they think that it's okay. What stealing from hotels?

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Speaker 6: Oh I stole the desk.

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Speaker 1: That's impressive.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how you snuff that out.

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Speaker 1: You're the reason that they nail a nice lotion.

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Speaker 4: Now that you say that, I wanted to get some

516
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Speaker 4: clarity once and for all on this. That's why I

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Speaker 4: call a woman who works the front desk at a hotel.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 4: You know what I should have done is asked her

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Speaker 4: to package all the stuff up for me in a

522
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Speaker 4: bag and just have it ready. But I didn't do that.

523
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Speaker 4: I tried to do it the more respectable way, and

524
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Speaker 4: you're gonna hear how that went down in your phone

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Speaker 4: tap right now.

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Speaker 11: Thank you for calling Sweets Hotels, Justina. How may I

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Speaker 11: help you?

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Speaker 4: Hi, Dina. I'm going to be staying with you about

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Speaker 4: a week from today, and I'm wondering what I'm allowed

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Speaker 4: to steal?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, in terms of me like taking something without asking,

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Speaker 4: like what won't you press charges for?

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Speaker 13: Uh?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 7: Or not?

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Speaker 4: You like the hotel?

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Speaker 11: I'm sorry, is that a real question?

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Speaker 7: Oh? It is?

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Speaker 11: Are you really asking me that?

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Speaker 4: That's why I'm calling. I just want to know what's

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Speaker 4: okay for me to take.

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Speaker 11: I mean, I don't think anything's okay for you to take.

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Speaker 4: I mean, like me right right now, I get it. Yeah,

545
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Speaker 4: nothing should be okay for me to take, but everybody does.

546
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 4: So can I just go down the list here and

547
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Speaker 4: you just say yay or nay?

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Speaker 11: I think maybe you should speak with my manager about this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, thanks, So towels yay or nay?

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Speaker 11: No, No, you're not allowed to take the towels. And

551
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Speaker 11: like I said before, you're not allowed to take anything.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I need you to say yay or nay. Those

553
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Speaker 4: are the rules that I've kind of set up here.

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Speaker 4: Let's just get to the remote control though, Like you

555
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Speaker 4: guys are going to call the cops over that, right, Okay,

556
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Speaker 4: I just gonna put that down as a ya.

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Speaker 11: I don't quite understand what's happening right now. You're just

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Speaker 11: going down a checklist of things you're gonna take from us.

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Speaker 4: It's a yay or nay list. And so what about

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Speaker 4: the small sculpture in the lobby?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 4: Notice I didn't say the big one, just the small

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Speaker 4: one that no one's going to miss?

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Speaker 11: Did you case the place?

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Speaker 4: I mean seriously, I mean I've stayed there before, that's

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Speaker 4: what you're asking. And I gotta say I love the linens.

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Speaker 4: They're so soft. I'm actually in one of your bathrobes

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Speaker 4: right now. Good quality stuff.

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Speaker 11: Okay, sir, you really should talk to my manager about this,

570
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Speaker 11: and he's going to say the same thing I am,

571
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Speaker 11: which is this is ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I'm paying for the room, so I

573
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Speaker 4: should be allowed to take whatever I want. Now to

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Speaker 4: at least agree with me on that.

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Speaker 11: Nay, I don't. Why aren't you so open about this?

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Speaker 11: Do people not have any decency anymore?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Okay, well, this is obviously different than the look in

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Speaker 4: I just stayed at because the employees there do not

580
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Speaker 4: give a rip. They'll let me take whatever.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, we are different. We just a lot of

582
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Speaker 11: people to just come in and take our property. Like

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Speaker 11: something has gotta stop, Like this is too much.

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Speaker 4: You're all high and mighty, like you're acting with You're

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Speaker 4: the Four Seasons or something. But okay, okay, well.

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Speaker 11: Sister's going to be staying with us. What's the name

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Speaker 11: on the reservation.

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Speaker 4: You want my name, the full name?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I need to know who's going to steal

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Speaker 11: from us.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, Uh, the name is Zuckerberg. First name Mark.

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Speaker 11: Okay, so you realize I know who Mark Zuckerberg is, Like,

593
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Speaker 11: I don't believe you're Mark Zuckerberg.

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Speaker 4: It's been a rough year at my company, so you know.

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Speaker 4: And I know I mentioned the remote control I think earlier,

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Speaker 4: But what about just the batteries from it?

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Speaker 15: Your name?

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Speaker 5: Yay?

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Speaker 11: Nay to that too?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Well, in that case, you probably need to

601
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Speaker 4: tell your boss that Mark Zuckerberg is extremely upset with

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Speaker 4: the rude customer service that he's been receiving from the

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Speaker 4: front desk. Can you let him know?

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Speaker 11: Oh wow, Okay, I'll just let my boss know that

605
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Speaker 11: Mark Zuckerberg is upset with me because I'm not like

606
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Speaker 11: him steal from us. That's going to go over real.

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Speaker 4: Well, yes, thank you for doing that for me, and

608
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Speaker 4: let him know that I'm about to post a negative

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Speaker 4: review on Socials.

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Speaker 16: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, my boss is really really going to be excited

612
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Speaker 11: to see what you have to say.

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Speaker 4: David is going to be happy about that. And you

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Speaker 4: can tell your supervisor David that the prank call that

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Speaker 4: he requested also was going really well, Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: are you getting that it's a prank now? Yeah, turns

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Speaker 4: out shocker. I'm not Mark Zuckerberg. My real name is

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Speaker 4: jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 4: the Morning. And your boss David set you up for

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Speaker 4: a phone tap.

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Speaker 10: Oh okay, I mean like we we get weird.

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Speaker 4: That's what David was saying. He said that the hotel

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Speaker 4: has been dealing with a lot of people lately who've

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Speaker 4: just been taking stuff, and so he wanted to mess

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Speaker 4: with you.

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Speaker 11: Yeah apparently, I mean, well, everybody's doing it Allen, so

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Speaker 11: I really wasn't surprised wing you called with your checklist.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and that brings me to my next thing, the

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Speaker 4: hotel shuttle. I don't want to take it. Can I

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Speaker 4: just like borrow it for a week or two?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: Sure, why not?

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, I'm gonna put a four star review.

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Speaker 13: Thank you, Mark zucker Berg.

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Speaker 11: Just make sure to include my name.

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Speaker 5: Wake Up Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 5: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Almost time for your second date. And today a guy

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Speaker 4: had an impromptu hangout with someone he describes as one

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Speaker 4: of the most beautiful women he'd ever met before. That's exciting,

641
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Speaker 4: very but then his phone rang and who was on

642
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Speaker 4: the other line made him literally run off. Oh so

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Speaker 4: now he's trying to save it. You'll hear why he

644
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 4: had no choice but to ditch mid hang when we

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Speaker 4: do your second Date Update. Right after this Second Date

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Speaker 4: Update date, a guy reached out to us saying he

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Speaker 4: lost his date and his job within twenty four hours.

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Speaker 1: Ye that is a tough day, bad.

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Speaker 4: Day, and so he needs our help. Specifically, he wants

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Speaker 4: a date with Alexis and a job as our new

651
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Speaker 4: morning show audio editor. So sorry, editor, Ashley, you're out.

652
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Speaker 4: Found a cheaper replacement here.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, we're not going to pay him much.

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Speaker 4: No, yes, the radio. Yeah, I see, I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 4: But apparently Finn hits a guy's name. He really has

656
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Speaker 4: had a bad string of luck lately that affected his

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Speaker 4: romantic and his professional life. So let's talk to him

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Speaker 4: about it. Finn, Welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 7: Hey, y'all, how's it going.

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Speaker 1: It's going You're fired because you're like caught with another

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Speaker 1: code or a boss or something.

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Speaker 7: Right, No, nothing like this has ever happened to me. Oh,

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Speaker 7: it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Well, we're very sorry to hear about your struggles.

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Speaker 4: So why don't you start at the beginning and tell

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Speaker 4: us the story of what happened?

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Speaker 7: All right? So, well, I was a server at this

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Speaker 7: dope rest and I'm working the bar runs out of limes, right,

669
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 7: and so I have to run across the street to

670
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 7: this like bodega or whatever happens. Sometimes the line is

671
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 7: crazy long and there's only one checkout personally.

672
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 2: It's with a car full of enough food to feed

673
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 2: like a family of ten.

674
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 7: So there's this like really attractive woman and she's at

675
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 7: the front, and I tell her the story. I'm like, yo,

676
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 7: I need to get back to work. Is there any

677
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 7: way I can cut in front of you. I just

678
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 7: got some limes, and if you come across the street,

679
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 7: I'm going to hook you up to the restaurant.

680
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 4: Oh wow, yeah? What was she open to that?

681
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 7: Absolutely?

682
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: Yes, So I feel like I win the lottery.

683
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, if I get hugged up in the But if

684
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 4: I was one of the other customers behind them in line,

685
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 4: I would have been like, hey, what about me? You're

686
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 4: telling me do I get free food?

687
00:33:59,120 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 7: I wasn't thinking about the.

688
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 6: Beautiful girl.

689
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: They weren't hot, Jess.

690
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I forgot that rule. So she lets you cut

691
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 4: in line.

692
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 7: She did, and I was like, roll through, I will

693
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 7: hook you up. And she showed up.

694
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 4: Like later, Oh wait two days later.

695
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was like two days later.

696
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 6: Oh. I thought you were like, you'll come over right now.

697
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 6: That's what I got to and whenever invite.

698
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I would be down if she rolled over

699
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 7: right then, but it didn't happen.

700
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 1: Did you recognize her immediately two days later?

701
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 7: Yeah? She was smoking and she sits in like the

702
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,879
Speaker 7: bar area, and I tell the bartender, I'm like, dude,

703
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 7: hook her up like whatever she wants.

704
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 4: However many lines she wants inside of her dream. Give

705
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 4: her twenty lines. She deserves it.

706
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 7: Anyway, She's at the bar and I basically comper me

707
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 7: all and I tell the bartender and I'm like, yo,

708
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 7: I want to go kick it with her for a second,

709
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:57,360
Speaker 7: so like cover me because like she's leaving and I

710
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 7: want to kind of seal the deal.

711
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 4: You feel, mean, Wow, you're swinging this meal situation into

712
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 4: a full on date.

713
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: But you can't sit down when you're when you're working

714
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: to right, Like you can comp a meal. You can

715
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: go over to the table and stand up and talk

716
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 1: to her, but did you sit down?

717
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 7: No, That's why I had the bartender cover for me

718
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,439
Speaker 7: so I could like walk her out.

719
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, so this is the girl that we're going to

720
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 4: be calling. What's her name?

721
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 7: Sienna?

722
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,959
Speaker 4: Okay, Sienna? So you walk her out to like buy

723
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 4: some more time with her, and how does that go?

724
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 7: Well, this is where it gets a little complicated. I

725
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 7: walk her out and then I was gone a little

726
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 7: maybe too long because like walk into her car and

727
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 7: then maybe we got a drink. Like wait, what Anyway,

728
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 7: I thought the bartender was covering for me.

729
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: You went to another bar while you're on shift.

730
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,879
Speaker 7: Well, I was almost done with the shift anyway, it.

731
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 4: Was his lunch break, okay, the second lunch break.

732
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: You can't really be calling it ridiculous that you got

733
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 1: in trouble.

734
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 7: For Yeah, but dude, my guy at the bar, I

735
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,919
Speaker 7: cover him, He covers for me. I don't.

736
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I worked in bars like usually they do.

737
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 6: But if you were gone for like an hour.

738
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 1: Or two, yea on his own section and then if

739
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: a rush comes, yeah, on his own.

740
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 7: There was nobody in there when I left, but like

741
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 7: when I got back, yeah, it was pretty busy.

742
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 6: Then you get down.

743
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,439
Speaker 4: Okay, so how did you end up losing your.

744
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 7: Job because of that? They fired me?

745
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, and your brody just like you have your back,

746
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 6: he snitched on you?

747
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 5: What?

748
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 7: No, he just couldn't like come up with a story.

749
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: God, I mean, they're paying you to be on a date.

750
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: That's kind of you needed to clock out.

751
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 7: I wanted to get a date, that's the thing. I

752
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 7: wanted it to be a real date.

753
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 6: Wait, did you like ever kiss her or did you

754
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 6: get her number?

755
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 5: Like?

756
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 6: How did your makeshift date end before you got fired?

757
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 7: And it's so suddenly like I got her number and

758
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 7: then my restaurant calls me, I have to race back,

759
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 7: and then they fired me on the spot.

760
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 4: Oh wow, they couldn't fire over the phone, they had

761
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 4: to do it in person.

762
00:36:58,480 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: I think that's probably the right way to do.

763
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 6: At least you come back with you to lose your job,

764
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 6: I guess.

765
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 4: But your email said that on top of your job,

766
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 4: you also lost a date too. So what happened with Siena?

767
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 4: Since then?

768
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:16,959
Speaker 7: I haven't heard from her, Like I've been texting her.

769
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 7: It's been crickets.

770
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 17: Like.

771
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 7: I have no idea. I mean, I feel like we vibed,

772
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 7: like it was like a really good connection. She was

773
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 7: just being nice.

774
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 3: Because you offered her a free drink.

775
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 14: I know.

776
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 8: Sometimes honestly we think girls like us and they're just

777
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 8: being kind.

778
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 6: Were accepting the gift you offered here.

779
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 4: Now that you don't have the hookup for a free

780
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 4: meal anymore, what are you like?

781
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 1: Maybe after that was her date drink, you know, and

782
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 1: maybe she's in a relationship, yeah, or maybe she's not

783
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 1: even interested in any of it.

784
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, let's hope that she's just in a relationship

785
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 4: and that this can still work when we come back.

786
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it says it's a good thing.

787
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 4: Let's try it. When we do your second day. We'll

788
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 4: see what she asked to say and get you your

789
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 4: second date update right after this.

790
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 7: All right, thanks guys, second date update.

791
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 4: He's lost his job, he's lost his date, but he

792
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 4: hasn't lost his cell phone because he's on the phone

793
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 4: with us right now.

794
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: That is actually really good.

795
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 4: Have you thought of that, Finn? Even if you have

796
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 4: absolutely nothing, at least you still have your cell phone

797
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 4: and you should be grateful for that.

798
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,919
Speaker 7: It sounds like a Liam Neeson film, Like how.

799
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 1: You I think Liam Neeson so old he doesn't know

800
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 1: how to use his cell phone.

801
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:42,839
Speaker 4: You should be like, I wouldn't find you put you

802
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 4: on a date.

803
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 7: Now.

804
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 4: Look, I know we ran through a lot of scenarios

805
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 4: with you. Man that maybe Sienna, the girl that you met,

806
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,359
Speaker 4: was just in this for the free meal from you,

807
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 4: or maybe she already has a boyfriend. But here's the

808
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,359
Speaker 4: thing is that Sienna gave him her phone number at

809
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 4: the end of their up and she wouldn't have done

810
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 4: that if she wasn't at least a little bit interested

811
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 4: in Finn.

812
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: She's hard time saying no because that's what I do.

813
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:09,919
Speaker 7: Number.

814
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, Finn. I mean that must feel a little

815
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 4: bit good. Give you a little bit of hope.

816
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 7: I mean, give me a little hope. I don't know.

817
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 7: I don't know.

818
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 3: The only hope.

819
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: The hope is that she looks at this phone call

820
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: from us is like a grand romantic gesture, and she

821
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: was instantly in love with you because the effort that

822
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: you put in.

823
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love where your head jet what's not over?

824
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 4: Index on the hope and that she loves everything and

825
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 4: falls in love with all of us.

826
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: And then already I was on the hope train with you,

827
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: jeff silver lining it hard.

828
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a little too hard. Let's pump the brakes on.

829
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 7: I'm a hope train. I'm on the hope train.

830
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 4: Okay, hope train just has a few stops. It doesn't

831
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 4: have an express right now. We need a medium level

832
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 4: of hope, something manageable for this. I'm just going to

833
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 4: call Sienna. Hopefully she picks.

834
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 6: Up, picks up.

835
00:39:54,920 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi is a Sienna.

836
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 18: Yes, this is her?

837
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 4: Okay, Hey Sienna, you're on a radio show right now.

838
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 4: We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

839
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: Hey Sienna morning, Thanks for answering your phone.

840
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 18: You're welcome. Can I help you with.

841
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 4: Something This is a segment that we do. It's called

842
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 4: a second date update, which is where if you go

843
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 4: out with somebody and then that person doesn't call you back,

844
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 4: we can help try to figure out what went wrong.

845
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 4: And today we're trying to help out a listener of

846
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 4: ours named Finn.

847
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 18: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, but if.

848
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: You remember him, I'm actually surprised, like it was a

849
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: pretty brief meeting that you had with him.

850
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, I was.

851
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, a brief meeting across several days. He told us

852
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 4: about when you met at the grocery store in Line

853
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 4: and you let him cut and then you ended up

854
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 4: getting a meal at his restaurant.

855
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 18: Yeah, that was really nice of him.

856
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: I was surprised you waited two days to go back

857
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: to the restaurant, so obviously you were thinking about the

858
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 1: interaction with him. He ran out of food.

859
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever it was. We're trying to help him figure

860
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 4: out what happened, because he told this you two went

861
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 4: out actually from the restaurant and grabbed a drink somewhere.

862
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,879
Speaker 4: He had to rush back and he hasn't heard from

863
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 4: you since.

864
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 7: Yeah.

865
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,959
Speaker 18: I was really worried about him after he left, because

866
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 18: he seemed really nervous about all the calls that he

867
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 18: was getting from his work.

868
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh.

869
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 7: Yeah.

870
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 18: When he looked at his phone, he saw that he

871
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 18: had some missed calls from work. He finally got on

872
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 18: the phone, he just seemed really nervous, and then he

873
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 18: had to leave, like really abruptly, and I didn't hear

874
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 18: from him that night. So I ended up going back

875
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 18: to his work the next day like this a check

876
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 18: on him to pop in and say hi, And.

877
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well that was that was sweet of you

878
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 4: to go check on Yeah, what was that?

879
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 5: Like?

880
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 18: No, So I asked the manager about him, and he

881
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 18: just told me that he's no longer with the restaurant,

882
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 18: and he couldn't elaborate on why for quote unquote like

883
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 18: professional reason.

884
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: Oh really, wow, he must have found a better job.

885
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Well that doesn't explain why you wouldn't be

886
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,879
Speaker 4: like answering any of his texts or calls. If anything,

887
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 4: you probably should have reached out and figure out where

888
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 4: he's at.

889
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 1: Right, you know, I would have called him immediately at

890
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: the restaurant when I was told that, right, Yeah.

891
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 18: Okay, Well, then what happened is the manager asked if

892
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 18: I wanted a complimentary drink on the house. So I

893
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 18: ended up sitting at the bar with the manager.

894
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 1: But you and the manager sat together at the bar, what, Yeah,

895
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: so he was he had an ulterior motive, is what

896
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,399
Speaker 1: you're saying with his complimentary drink.

897
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 4: Okay. Managers buy me free drinks at the bar all

898
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 4: the time. Okay. Yeah, and then we meet up in

899
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 4: the bathroom later, what's the big deal.

900
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 18: No, he was just being a nice person. And you know,

901
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,320
Speaker 18: I came in there looking for Finn and I was

902
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 18: worried about him, so he just he gave me a

903
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 18: free drink, so I.

904
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: Saw, yeah, more girl friends. Yeah, that's what I always

905
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: wanted to restaurant managers totally, notorio being really nice people.

906
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 4: Okay, you guys are sounding really skeptical and hateful over

907
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 4: there about the restaurant industry, and I don't appreciate it.

908
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,399
Speaker 4: So I'm sorry to interrupt you there, Sienna, keep going.

909
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 4: You were talking to this sweet, comforting manager who was

910
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 4: worried about you and your feelings for Finn and wanted

911
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 4: nothing else from you.

912
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 18: Yeah, okay, So then he asked if things were serious

913
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 18: between me and Finn.

914
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: There it is, Well, yeah, he's worried about you, And

915
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 1: what did you say?

916
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 4: He's gauging?

917
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 18: Well, I told him that we had just met the

918
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:51,359
Speaker 18: other day, okay, okay, and then the manager asked man

919
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 18: on a date.

920
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 4: To continue the consoling process because clearly she needs a

921
00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 4: lot of therapy.

922
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,720
Speaker 6: Well you need to second drink?

923
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 4: Did you do that.

924
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 12: Some other time?

925
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 1: Were you interested in a date with this guy?

926
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 18: I mean obviously not. When I walked in, like I

927
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 18: was looking for Finn, but Finn wasn't there, and I

928
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,439
Speaker 18: had only gone out with him kind of that one

929
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:18,359
Speaker 18: time when he left really suddenly, so you know, the

930
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 18: manager was cute.

931
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 4: So I was like, sure, okay, o, have you gone

932
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 4: on the date already with the manager?

933
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,720
Speaker 18: Yeah, I've actually seen him a couple of times since.

934
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 7: And well that you are dating the guy that fired me?

935
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 4: No, hold on there, Yeah, sorry, that's Finn. He's been

936
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 4: quietly listening on the other line.

937
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 11: Will you are fired?

938
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 7: He fired me for doing the same thing that he did. Oh, like,

939
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 7: I can't even.

940
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 4: Okay, Finn, tell that you're very upset obviously, just no

941
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 4: is just just make a breath. I know this is

942
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 4: a lot for you to process.

943
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: Ironic that he's fired for going on a date while

944
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: on the clock, and the manager did this.

945
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:14,879
Speaker 7: Hey, irony At the definition of irony, the.

946
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 4: Manager didn't leave the premises in order to do the

947
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 4: date he So, Sianna, do you want to talk to

948
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 4: Finn here? I know he's been waiting to talk to you,

949
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 4: so maybe just speak directly to him hyphen.

950
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 18: First of all, I did not know you were fired.

951
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 18: He just said that you weren't there for professional reasons,

952
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 18: because well, yeah, I didn't, So I didn't know you

953
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 18: were fired, So I'm so sorry. But two, I mean

954
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,760
Speaker 18: like giving free drinks thing, like he is the manager

955
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 18: and he has the authority to do that, and it

956
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 18: sounds like you didn't so doing that.

957
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 4: Wow, she's siding with the manager on this one.

958
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:00,879
Speaker 7: Finn.

959
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 18: Wow, super nice and he takes care of me and like,

960
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 18: I can eat there whatever I want.

961
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 7: Matt is a you know, I know him on radio.

962
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna swear, but he is not a good guy.

963
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,879
Speaker 7: He is a piece of you know what. Like Sam,

964
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 7: he is lying to you. He's not a good person.

965
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 18: That's really weird that you would say all that about

966
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 18: him because he only has nice things to say about you.

967
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 4: That guy that I fired is really just a sweetheart.

968
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, that the manager never outed Finn is

969
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: getting fired is a pretty yeah.

970
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 4: I mean, Finn, your manager was protecting your image to Siena.

971
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 7: Sure.

972
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

973
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 18: All I can tell you Ben is like he's been

974
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 18: super nice, he's been super respectful, and he didn't and

975
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 18: hasn't run out in the middle of our date like

976
00:46:58,760 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 18: you did.

977
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 4: Oh that is true. You did go running back to

978
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 4: your job, Finn.

979
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,439
Speaker 7: And then got fired from him.

980
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 4: I know, man, it's a hard lesson to learn, but

981
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 4: these are the moments in our lives that we look

982
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 4: back on. We're like, you know, I do I choose

983
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,879
Speaker 4: happiness with a woman or happiness at work.

984
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 8: If you really look back, if you would have just

985
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 8: stalked the lines, this never would have happened.

986
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: Honestly, Finn, you haven't given her a good reason why

987
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: she'd choose you over him.

988
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 7: Because I'm a good guy and he's not.

989
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 18: Okay, well, he's employed and you're not.

990
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 6: Yet.

991
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 4: But here's something that Finn does have working for him.

992
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 4: We are going to pay for the next date between

993
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 4: you and Finn if you agree to see him one

994
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 4: more time, and.

995
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 1: He won't be on the clock because he doesn't have

996
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 1: a clock to be on.

997
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:52,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so you can have brunch, lunch, dinner, dessert, whatever.

998
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: His schedule's open.

999
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, all for you.

1000
00:47:55,880 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 18: If you say yes, I can already some free meals.

1001
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 18: So I think I'm.

1002
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, well sorry, sin.

1003
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 7: No, you don't have to apologize. At least I have

1004
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 7: my pride and I have my dignity, and I got

1005
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 7: a really good plan I got at unlimited minutes.

1006
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, don't you know what? It's too hard, bro.

1007
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 4: In your face Jeffrey in the morning. Okay. So we

1008
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 4: started with Finn losing his job and his date, and

1009
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 4: we ended with still no job or date for him.

1010
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,439
Speaker 1: But even worse, the manager took the date.

1011
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, hey, we did get him some closure, how

1012
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 4: very much so that he knew what happened with Sienna,

1013
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 4: and that is all thanks to us we did that.

1014
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 1: I think he would have been less better if he

1015
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: had not yet know.

1016
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 4: But knowledge is power, and we gave him that knowledge.

1017
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 4: So let's congratulate our cells. And I'd like to go

1018
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 4: around the room and offer all of us a lunch

1019
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 4: date with each other, and the station will pay for it.

1020
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 4: What do you say, Brook you in Well, yeah, Jose. Yeah,

1021
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 4: alexis awesome. All right, I've got planes already, so it's

1022
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 4: a no for me. But you three enjoy that sizzler.

1023
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 1: Actually probably will more.

1024
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 4: You guys, have fun and go check out all of

1025
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 4: our second dates if you want to hear them. They're

1026
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 4: up on podcasts wherever you get yours at Brook and Jeffrey.

1027
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1028
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 4: Forget book clubs and Rex sports leagues.

1029
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: Really, one of the.

1030
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 4: Best places to meet people is inside your local public restroom.

1031
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: What don't talk to people in the bathroom yet?

1032
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 4: It's true. There's a million ways to connect. It could

1033
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 4: be a bro complementing your hat mid stream, or there are.

1034
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: A lot of conversations that happened in.

1035
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 4: Street, Yeah, it's very natural. Could be when you touch

1036
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 4: fingers under neath the same hand dryer machine if you're

1037
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 4: supposed to you, or when you play a little soccer

1038
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,240
Speaker 4: game kicking a toilet paper roll back and forth underneath

1039
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 4: the stalls.

1040
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: How many bathrooms are you banned from?

1041
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 4: Such a community in there? The only place more warm

1042
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 4: and welcoming than a public restroom might be the pages

1043
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:29,280
Speaker 4: of Craigslist. Normal people looking for normal companionship and dim lighting.

1044
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: It's not weird.

1045
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, you might even find yourself a new bathroom bestie

1046
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 4: after a brand new edition of Misconnections that's coming up

1047
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 4: right after.

1048
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 5: This kitty Misconnections that was staring.

1049
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 4: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1050
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 4: One is at the beginner's karate class when you lock

1051
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 4: eyes during the groin kicking demonstration. Oh my god. The

1052
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,359
Speaker 4: other is on the pages of craigslist dot org. We

1053
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 4: scour that wayside every week to find the best misconnections

1054
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 4: that they have to offer, like this first one, titled

1055
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 4: skate Me All Night longy man for woman twenty one

1056
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 4: halfpipe near East Maine.

1057
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: Ah Skateboard. Okay, I was thinking roll ring.

1058
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 4: He says. This is for the chick I met at

1059
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 4: the skate park last weekend. I was feeling your beanie

1060
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 4: and that flannel you were rocking. But I apologize for

1061
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 4: complimenting your road rash on your neck as a war wound.

1062
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 4: You corrected me and said it's just a bad case

1063
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 4: of egzema.

1064
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, how do you get your neck it?

1065
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 3: Okay, that would suck.

1066
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 4: Luckily I googled that and it's not contagious because I

1067
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,240
Speaker 4: wasn't sure if I could be within one hundred yards

1068
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 4: of you.

1069
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: Dry skin, right, he's missed all the commercials.

1070
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't know, he says. We shredded then hung out.

1071
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 4: I shared my lunch with you. Couple zero sugar, Monster

1072
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 4: Energy drinks, corn nuts, and a half jewel pod.

1073
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. Whoa, that's a good point.

1074
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,959
Speaker 4: ID K if Craigslist will work, But my uncle Stu

1075
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 4: told me he met his third wife on here, so

1076
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 4: hey worth a shot. All right, Maybe see this tell

1077
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 4: me what flavor of cornnuts I had. That way, i'll

1078
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 4: know it's you because there's.

1079
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: Gonna be multiple women responding to this, I'm sure.

1080
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 4: So maybe we'll meet up and if you're lucky, I

1081
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 4: can rub some of your eggs inm cream on a

1082
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 4: certain area of mine.

1083
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: Ay, it's like massage oil. Yeah, just medicated.

1084
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 4: That's signed Chattoh oh yeah. This next misconnection is titled

1085
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,799
Speaker 4: someone has a crush on their seat mate. Hint, it's

1086
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 4: me woman for Man thirty two, bus number nineteen.

1087
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 1: This could be cute, baby, she said, optimiss.

1088
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 4: And brook She says, Saturday morning, I got on the

1089
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 4: bus and there were two seats left. One was next

1090
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,839
Speaker 4: to you, and the other was by an elderly Chinese

1091
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,879
Speaker 4: man with a cough that sounded like a sick way.

1092
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 6: Oh no, I don't hear that.

1093
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,800
Speaker 4: It was a tough decision, but I ended up picking

1094
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 4: the seat by you.

1095
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 1: Ah, and I'm.

1096
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 4: Glad I did. You were cuter than I originally thought, like,

1097
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 4: as you got closer to.

1098
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 1: Him, that's actually a good sign. It's usually the other

1099
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 1: way around.

1100
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:21,799
Speaker 4: Wearing a fitted T shirt maybe two fitted, I could

1101
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 4: see that salt and pepper belly button hair you were

1102
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 4: rocking rose. Hopefully that's what it was. Either that or

1103
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 4: a family of spiders nesting in that hole.

1104
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 6: So cute.

1105
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 4: I love spiders.

1106
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: I already have a hatred for belly buttons. They are

1107
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: so gro belly cave.

1108
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, after we rode together for a few stops, you

1109
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,919
Speaker 4: asked me why I kept pulling the cord but never

1110
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 4: got off.

1111
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 3: Sound would you like to get off?

1112
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 4: I didn't respond, but duh, it's so I could maximize

1113
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 4: the amount of time we had together.

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00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: So what stops more time?

1115
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:04,280
Speaker 6: I get you so annoying to everybody on the bus.

1116
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 4: We didn't talk much, but if you're curious, I'm thirty two.

1117
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 4: Enjoy mobile games. Hillary Clinton documentaries and jump rope.

1118
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 6: Reply back with your favorite Hillary Clinton dock.

1119
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 4: Also full disclosure, I was diagnosed with a minor sleep

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00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 4: disorder called cat walking, where I sleep walk around my

1121
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 4: house holding my.

1122
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:28,439
Speaker 6: Cat exactly adorable.

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00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're making me so vulnerable right now. Confused.

1124
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 4: So if you haven't figured it out by now, I

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00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 4: really want to go out with you.

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00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 1: Oh here it is.

1127
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 4: I can do any day this week except for tonight.

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00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:47,280
Speaker 4: I'm having dinner with that elderly Chinese man, but only

1129
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,359
Speaker 4: to give him some of my grandma's medicine for his

1130
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 4: whale costs. I don't think I'll mess around with him

1131
00:54:54,320 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 4: unless he pays. I'm sorry, I'm naughty. That's from Mary Risty.

1132
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 3: Imagining some girl making out.

1133
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 8: With an old guy with a heavy cop is really funny.

1134
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 1: On the bus though, Yeah, there you go, stops. Yeah.

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00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 4: This next misconnection is titled you were the real excursion

1136
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:18,240
Speaker 4: Man for Woman thirty nine love Boat. He says, looking

1137
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 4: to get in contact with the beauty I met on

1138
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:23,880
Speaker 4: the island cruise last month. But since Carnival has a

1139
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 4: policy about not releasing confidential customer info, I guess I

1140
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 4: have to try Craigslist.

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00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: Darns, Carnival has the rules.

1142
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,439
Speaker 6: Carnivalill be the only one that's like, yeah, yeah, yeah

1143
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 6: for you.

1144
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 4: We met on the third day on the pool deck.

1145
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 4: You wore a turquoise bikini and I think your name

1146
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:48,439
Speaker 4: was Serena or Cicada. What it was hard to hear

1147
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 4: over the commotion after I dropped my Pina Kolanda in

1148
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:51,879
Speaker 4: the hot tub.

1149
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:57,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you have plastic cups. They're good.

1150
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:01,240
Speaker 4: Which, by the way, can you believe they asked everybody

1151
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 4: to get out.

1152
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 6: They did because its sanitary.

1153
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 4: I could smell the pineapple and rum every time I

1154
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 4: licked the bubbles.

1155
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: I'm Carnival. They just didn't pass out straws and call it.

1156
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 4: A while that was happening. I was lucky enough to

1157
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 4: score the lawn chair next to you. And in case

1158
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 4: you were wondering, no, I don't care that someone else

1159
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 4: had their towel, shirt and backpack on it. All of

1160
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 4: that made its way into the Lost and Found.

1161
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 1: Oh that is a bold move that I've always thought

1162
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 1: about but could never pull off.

1163
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:33,760
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1164
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 4: We chatted for a bit and I think my favorite

1165
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 4: part of the conversation was when we started getting hypothetical,

1166
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 4: like when I asked that question hypothetically speaking, let's say

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00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 4: there was an emergency on the ship, would you pick

1168
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 4: me to be in your lifeboat?

1169
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 6: Oh?

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00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 4: You were funny and kept saying, why do you keep

1171
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,879
Speaker 4: asking me that? Is there gonna be some kind of emergency?

1172
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 4: It's not a cool question, so hilarious Anyway, I hope

1173
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 4: you see this. If you'd just so you know, I

1174
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,799
Speaker 4: would pick you to be in my life boat.

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00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:05,399
Speaker 1: Bill, you can't even remember her name.

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00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 4: You and the guy who made the omelets on station

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00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 4: number three?

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00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:09,399
Speaker 1: Good choice.

1179
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,839
Speaker 4: Seriously, if I could eat cruise food for the rest

1180
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 4: of my life, I would.

1181
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 1: That sentence is a red flash.

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00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, that signed Douggie.

1183
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: All right, right, enjoy your romance with the omelet Mann't

1184
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 1: think the girls calling.

1185
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 4: You baty those were your Craig misconnections.

1186
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1187
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 4: Ever since her daughter's softball team lost the.

1188
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: State championship, oh man, it.

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00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 4: Has vowed to get revenge. That's right, not just on

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00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 4: that opposing little girls team and all of their parents

1191
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 4: and the.

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00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: Umpire and little brothers and sisters.

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00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:59,439
Speaker 4: And all of their siblings, but also on anyone who

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00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 4: dare stand in her way.

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00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 1: That's right.

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00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 4: And who's in her way this morning? A man named

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00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 4: Nick who owns a small supplement business.

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00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:10,960
Speaker 1: How dare you Nick?

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00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 6: Look out?

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00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 4: Because Brooke is seeing read this morning?

1201
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 3: Are you ready for Nick?

1202
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 17: Yeah?

1203
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 1: What he said something about what I'll try my best?

1204
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 4: I try my best.

1205
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 1: I thought he was already prescribing some sort of supplement

1206
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: I should take.

1207
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:30,919
Speaker 4: I think we all need some brain power supplements today.

1208
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 4: But Brooks leaving the studio. Let's go over the rules here.

1209
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 4: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1210
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 4: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1211
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 4: you have to beat her out right if you want

1212
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 4: to win. Are you ready?

1213
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 7: Yep?

1214
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 4: Good luck? Your time starts now. Soldier boy celebrates a

1215
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 4: birthday today. Is he in his twenties or thirties?

1216
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 7: Thirty?

1217
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 4: What card game is named after? The word you must

1218
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 4: yell when you're down to just one you know? When

1219
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 4: referring to steak? What do you call the fat pattern

1220
00:58:55,880 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 4: on each cut marbling? What small, blind, diggy animal must

1221
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 4: eat every four hours or it could die? What word

1222
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 4: means here it is or here I am in Italian?

1223
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 4: What's the most common letter in the game of scrabble.

1224
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 4: Oh you answer, all right, Nick Brook's gonna come back

1225
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 4: into the studio here. And it's funny because you know,

1226
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 4: whenever we have people on this show and we asked

1227
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 4: them what they're doing for the summer, a lot of

1228
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 4: the contestants will just say I'm camping or I'm going

1229
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 4: hiking somewhere. But not Nick. Nick this summer went to

1230
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 4: Abu Dhabi to watch F one Race.

1231
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 8: Editor Ashley, who's in the room, is so jealous and

1232
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 8: digital j What was that like?

1233
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 17: I actually I got a four day pass and the

1234
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 17: Brad Pitt was finishing up filming F one, so I

1235
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 17: got the.

1236
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 1: Actually, okay, actually is a huge F one fan and

1237
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 1: she's in the room and she's literally her mouth is

1238
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 1: a gape.

1239
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 4: It was so much fun, and now you're friends with

1240
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:08,360
Speaker 4: Brad Pitt.

1241
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, I wish.

1242
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 1: Did you see Brad Pitt actually drive?

1243
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 17: No, No, there was like a pit section and they

1244
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:22,080
Speaker 17: set up a fake pit area for the team in

1245
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 17: the movie.

1246
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 4: He's so rich.

1247
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 6: Even when he raises F one, he has a driver.

1248
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 4: Yeah that's awesome. I mean, you know how to do

1249
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 4: life right, Well done? But Brooke, are you ready?

1250
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 1: I'm ready?

1251
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Soldia Boy celebrates a birthday today?

1252
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 4: Is he in his twenties or thirties?

1253
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 1: Thirties?

1254
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 4: What card game is named after? The word you must

1255
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,960
Speaker 4: yell when you get down to just now? When referring

1256
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 4: to sneak, what do you call the fat pattern on

1257
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 4: each cut marble? What small blind digging animal must eat

1258
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 4: every four hours or it could die a mold? What

1259
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 4: word means here?

1260
01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 3: It is?

1261
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 4: Or here? I am in Italian?

1262
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 1: Uh? Bronto?

1263
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 4: What's the most common letter in the game of scrabble?

1264
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go eat?

1265
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:11,600
Speaker 4: Okay? I actually the sound that you made threw me off.

1266
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 4: You know what. Let's just go to the scoreboard to

1267
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:20,920
Speaker 4: see how you both did with Jose.

1268
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 7: I took that bed and hit him up.

1269
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:28,520
Speaker 4: Paga's everyone shouting letters.

1270
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 6: He didn't understand the words, but we understood her.

1271
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go. Let's go scover to see. Oh, we

1272
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 4: already said that, Jose belan you Nick, you got four today?

1273
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 4: Whoa score?

1274
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 1: Yeah? All that travel making you smart and broke?

1275
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 4: Got five.

1276
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 6: Gegez though, good game?

1277
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry about that. Nick, just barely wasn't enough. Let's

1278
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 4: go over the answers for everybody. Soldier Boy celebrates a

1279
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 4: birthday today. He's in his thirties, turning thirty four. The

1280
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 4: card game named after the word you have to yell

1281
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 4: when you get down the one is huno, referring to steak.

1282
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 4: The fat patterns on each cut is known as the

1283
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:08,400
Speaker 4: marbling of each steak. We gave Brooke marble, right, We

1284
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 4: gave them the marble marbling. We gave you both that,

1285
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 4: and she said, yeah, we just went to eas runer

1286
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:16,400
Speaker 4: because we didn't want the rage to come our way.

1287
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 1: So sorry, starting Jeffy.

1288
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,920
Speaker 4: Right, no feeling that small digging animal that I have

1289
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 4: set every four hours or could die as a mole.

1290
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 1: Because my husband's arch nemesis.

1291
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,440
Speaker 4: The word here it is or here I am an

1292
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 4: Italian is voila ohola. And the most common letter in

1293
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 4: the game of scrabble is E. There are twelve e's,

1294
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 4: nine a's, and A and I both tied for second

1295
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:41,720
Speaker 4: with nine. Okay, but Nick, I'm sorry it was not

1296
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 4: enough to beat Broke today. The good news is just

1297
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 4: for playing, we are going to give you a pair

1298
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 4: of tickets to see comedians Joel McHale with Kelsey Cook

1299
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:53,000
Speaker 4: and Susan Jones September twentieth at the Washington State Fair.

1300
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 7: Awesome.

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01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't call back unless you don't have any trips

1302
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:58,400
Speaker 1: on the schedule, because I'm getting very jealous of you

1303
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,120
Speaker 1: as well.

1304
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,880
Speaker 17: I'll call back after the Thailand trip usually takes me

1305
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 17: a while the schedule the next one.

1306
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 4: All right, man, you enjoy and you are welcome back

1307
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 4: on the show anytime. We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks,

1308
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 4: same time

1309
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 5: Tomorrow, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.