WEBVTT - Mini Crush #25 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:29.360 How do you everybody? Welcome to movie Crush Miny Crushed style, 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:33.159 the routiness, stuteness, Rambles, rambles show on the internet. We 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:39.040 all riding rope, some movies riding ropes, some movies riding 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:42.159 ropes and movie is that's the waynes world reference? Is it? Really? Yeah, 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:44.040 they're they're doing the green screen bit and it's like 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:48.040 I'm in textas's go riding rope and broncos. And then 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:50.320 it's like I'm in New York. I got a gun, 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:52.760 Let's go to a Broadway show. And then it's like, 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:58.360 I'm in Delaware. Look, it's Delaware. You ever been to Delaware? 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:01.640 Poor Delaware? Hi? No, I have been to Delaware. In fact, 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:03.040 I broke down on the side of the road in 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:06.320 Delaware and uh, well, I'm not gonna finish this story. 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:08.800 That's fine, that's fine. We can use their imagination. You know, 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:12.520 Delaware is where most big corporations have their corporate address 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:15.760 because of some tax loophole or like interesting, so a 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:17.480 lot of places will have like a po box or 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:21.440 incorporated business address in Delaware because of some kind of 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:25.840 tax loophole. That's all I can tell you about that. Boy. 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:28.280 You know what I'm gonna say, and this is controversial, 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:34.280 Delaware maybe the most forgotten state, you know what I mean, 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:37.119 except it's on It's where all your credit card bills 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:40.119 come from. Chuck, take a look. Really, I'm telling you, man, Yeah, 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:42.640 every one of them. But it's right there, like next 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:46.600 to everything that gets so much more press yea, and 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:49.480 Delaware is just Rhode Island. Though Rhode Island. Uh well, 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:51.520 I feel like Rhode Island gets a little bit more 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:55.560 love because it's uh so tiny. Yeah, and because it's 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:59.320 on the shore line and Newport and is all wonderful 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:03.560 and folk festival there. It's of I'm not dissing Delaware, 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:07.080 but I feel bad for Delaware sometimes. You know, I 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:09.359 don't think Delaware gets and I don't I don't even 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:12.760 know the name of a city in Dela Dover. That's 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:16.520 a thing, right, Delaware crushers right in give us the 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:19.680 scoop on why Delaware rules and maybe why there's tax 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:21.880 loopholes or a thing there. Yeah, they're like, you guys 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:24.400 just don't know. We're living large. And I used to 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:27.239 go camping at the Delaware water Gap at Sunfish Pond, 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:29.919 but that is in New Jersey and it sounds nice though, 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:34.600 Sunfish Pond, it's lovely. I took it was just you 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:38.240 were just holding back on the juice checkers. I had 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:42.000 a good time there one time, A few times. Alright, 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:46.240 moving on, geez hey, it's a rough start, was it? 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:48.200 I thought it was delightful. All right, we're gonna go 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:50.840 with social studies right out of the gate here everyone, 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:56.960 social movie crosh because I posed this question to you 0:02:57.040 --> 0:03:01.400 last night. Uh and no, this was inspired by you, 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:06.120 sirs um. I'm gonna call this deal breaker movies. Remember 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:09.600 when you talked about true stories. But here's how I 0:03:09.680 --> 0:03:13.079 posed it. You're on a date, a blind date. It's 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:15.799 going great, you're having a good time. You're at dinner, 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:19.440 and you mentioned one of your favorite films in your 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:23.000 date not only hates the movie, but like makes fun 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:29.360 of it, actively chides the movie. Yeah, what movie of 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:32.160 your favorites would make you in the date right there? 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:37.360 Like mm hmm, gotta go yeah check please yeah? No, No, 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:39.520 I mean, like I said, I mind mind is always 0:03:39.520 --> 0:03:41.400 one of those like you know, something like a being 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:44.800 John Malkovich or anything that has like an absurd kind 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:47.840 of Brazil quality. If they don't get that down with 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:51.960 that kind of weird, wacky filmmaking. Then I'm it's not 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:54.640 gonna happen, not gonna happen, and it's God forbid they 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:58.880 make a crack about that's where Eternal Sunshine or something. 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:02.480 I will stupid movie. Just get over the girl already. 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:05.880 I'm like, you are a horrible person. All right, here 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:07.640 we go. We're gonna read through all these. Rick Broyder 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:09.760 says Shaw Shank. If you don't like that movie, we 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:14.600 can't be friends. Lisa Pott says rocket Man. If you 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:17.160 can't enjoy the silly, stupid comedy, then hit the road. 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:21.240 Jack Megan Broyle says polar opposites, but probably the pianist 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:24.320 or step brothers. They either have no idea what a 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:26.120 good film is or a very different sense of humor. 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:29.920 All right, I'm done with that. Ian Tyson says Princess 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:33.799 Bride star wars with the Dark Knight. Movies are too important. 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:37.720 Jeff Horowitz says, I'm gonna go with a relatively new 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:40.960 and but grand Budapest hotel. The pastel backdrops contrast with 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:44.080 a dark humor was so comforting to me. All Right, 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:47.080 I'm done with that. I love that movie. Monica Voth says, 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:50.560 The Fifth Element my favorite all time movie in my family, 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:53.120 and I quote it constantly. My husband and I had 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:55.160 a bit of a standoff when we first dated over 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:58.760 Seinfeld versus Friends, because Friends is my favorite show. But 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:00.960 we spent two years watching every episode of Seinfeld in 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:06.200 order then every episode of Friends and helps smooth things over. Clearly, 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:09.039 Seinfeld is the superior show. Just putting that out there 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.479 right now. I like Friends. I like them both. Okay, 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:13.800 I'm a big fan of both. You like Friends? I 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:18.400 still watch Friends? Yeah, yeah, okay, you didn't like Friends. 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:22.080 I take I did not like Friends. Just so basic. 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:26.599 It's like an espresso versus a super double chi vanilla latte. 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:35.599 Oh no, millennials. Kindle Appell says, I'm not just saying 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:42.680 this honestly, but Harry Potter the movies. Yeah, just trying 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:44.799 to stoke the old fire here, I guess our Harry 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:48.000 Potter fire. Well. A big sentiment on the Harry Potter 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:50.800 h Perma thread that that is a thing on the 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:53.160 Facebook group the Movie Crushers. You also check it out 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:55.840 if you haven't already. Um is a lot of people 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:59.520 saying love the books the movies were mad and I 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:01.479 haven't read the books, so I have no nothing to 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:02.960 compare them. So you read all the books, and I 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:04.440 have not read all the books. I haven't read any 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:06.600 of the books, Chuck, I haven't even seen all the movies. 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:09.760 You keep doing this, you and you keep being surprised. 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:11.920 Uh No, I've never read any of the books, and 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:13.960 I've only seen some of the movies. But the reason 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:15.840 I didn't like make it to the end was because 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:17.440 I thought the movies were just kind of mad as 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:21.120 movies and again explained the lower back tattoo of of 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:27.839 uh dim dimbl Edar Griffin ditch. You know it was. 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:30.720 It was a wild time in my youth. Ye, yeah, 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:34.280 late nights. Jessica Lynn Dialbo. She's back, She says hot 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.719 Rod certainly not the best movie, but a good indication 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:40.320 of my humor. All right, that's The Lonely Island dudes, 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:43.880 She's oh sure, I never saw it though I haven't either, 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:46.360 but I've heard that I had someone a friend just 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:48.960 screaming the praises of this movie. And I really really 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:51.000 like The Lonely Island guys, So I'm sure it's funny. Well, 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:53.160 Jessica says, her husband likes it, so they're a good match. 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:59.240 Let me see here. Patricia Caffrey says, I dumped my 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:03.279 crush on John Cusack due to his pretentious dissing of 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:05.680 Better Off Dead. He is now dead to me. I 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:08.400 didn't know that John Kusack himself, just his own movie. 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:11.040 Well he remember we've talked about how problematic he is, 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:14.120 and yeah, that's true. He has come out and talked 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:17.720 trash about that movie, which is so short sighted because 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:20.320 it's like, it's obviously an artifact of the time, and 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:24.480 it's a delightful movie. And he's made so many shitty movies. 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:28.920 Why don't you diss the Edgar Allan Poe movie or 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:32.440 Hot Tub Time issues, the Room seven there was one 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:35.960 that was about Oh my god, all right, I think 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:38.600 this has officially started what will become a long standing 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:41.240 John Cusack thread in this show. Yeah funk that guy. 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:47.120 Victoria Miller ten Drn says, Uh, my partner is a 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:50.080 bit older than me from a different country, so there'll 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:51.840 be times, and we have no idea what the others 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:57.360 references are. However, if when we met he hated all 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:02.120 female reboots, we wouldn't be here today. So I guess 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:04.800 you're talking about like the Ghostbusters thing. May It's my 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:08.640 question is is there a longstanding tradition of female reboots 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:10.600 or is it sort of a more recently it's a 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:12.680 more recent that I think so too. Yeah, because there 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:16.360 was the Oceans uh female reboot or whatever, and then 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:18.800 there's the Ghostbusters and I'm all for it. Why not? 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:22.120 I'm just wondering, is this like really form firmly established 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:25.760 or is it Hollywood just kind of testing the waters. Well, 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:29.080 the only reason I'm cynical is because it's Hollywood never 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:32.319 has like it's trying to put their best foot forward 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:34.959 as a as a people. Um, it's just a money 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:39.160 thing to Hollywood, as it as always, so they're probably 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:44.400 trying to take advantage of the female empowerment movement to 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:46.120 make some money. You know, there's an article I just 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:49.160 found on The Guardian called Lord of the Flies two 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:53.439 Oceans eight how Hollywood reboots are flipping gender. So apparently 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:55.040 it's a new thing. They're doing a Lord of the 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:58.800 Flies all all female reboot, which could be super interesting totally. 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:01.240 Why not. Why not have boys and girls on the 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:03.880 island fighting each other? You know, it has to be 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:07.680 all girls. Okay, that's fine. Uh, William Angus says, normally 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:10.920 I would say die Hard. However, my first full date 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:14.280 with my new girlfriend was die Hard five. Well, that's 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:17.480 not the original die Hard. Greta Coney, this says the 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:22.640 wedding singer. Carry mcquaide says, probably Emily or spirited away. 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:27.400 Jack Colin Sarah, Noh, boy, this is a controversial in 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:31.439 my house last night. If she liked Boyhood, then we're done. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:34.959 Oh if she liked it, Boyhood is not the worst 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:37.440 movie I've seen, but it's totally obnoxious and I barely 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:42.600 consider it a film. Uh yeah, And my wife saw 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:45.560 this last night on the Facebook, and she wanted to 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:48.000 call Jack out and say, Jack, you should not be 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:51.360 allowed to be on the internet. Interesting. Interesting, your your 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:55.080 internet licenses revoked, sir, That's what she said. See. I 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:58.000 think that's a bridge too far, though, Chuck that level 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:03.240 of of that level of just ire. Yeah about Boyhood, 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:05.520 about Boyhood, because again I haven't even seen it, and 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:08.600 I've heard people on both sides of the of the 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:11.480 aisle on that one. But but to hate it well, 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:13.559 and also on I thing too, This whole this whole 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:16.920 question was about a movie where if someone didn't like it, 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:19.440 then you'd be done with this. Guy is going so 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:21.679 far as to say, if you like this movie, She's like, 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:23.480 I really like Boyhood. It was very sweet, tender movie 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:31.600 about a family. Fuck get out. Yeah, Internet privileges revoked. Sorry, 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:35.120 Jack Close that laptop, Ted McDonald. If a girl was 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:37.800 seeing the sand Loot and she didn't, at least I 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:40.080 think it was funny. If not a classic, there would 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:42.840 forever be a rift that I can't build a bridge across. 0:10:43.559 --> 0:10:46.840 My brother worked on that movie, Holly Lancaster Memoirs of 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:50.960 a Geisha. She said, maybe if they've never seen it 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:53.720 or even and I loved it, but if the downright 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:56.000 hate it and make fun of it, we're done. J 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:58.160 b Ray says, for me, it would be either Evil 0:10:58.160 --> 0:11:04.120 Dead Too or The Warriors JV. That's those are good movies, 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:07.880 but uh yeah, not every I wouldn't say every woman 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:11.400 on Earth loves The Warriors. Yeah. I haven't seen The Warriors. Um, 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:13.280 I feel like it's kind of a dudes movie. Kind 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:15.080 of it seems that way from the trailers area are 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:17.760 the clips I've seen. But Evil Dead Too certainly does 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:22.960 point to the appreciation of a certain schlocky splattery aesthetic. Agreed. So, 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:25.600 I mean I would be down, you know what, I 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:29.480 would be pleasantly surprised and super stoked if if a 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:32.199 woman that I was seeing was really into like evil 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:35.160 dead to through the Army of Darkness or whatever. I 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:37.800 feel like we did we have some stuff to talk about. Yeah, absolutely, 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:43.319 Uh Summer west Woodward Um, Forrest Gump shawshankin Silence of 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:50.760 the Lambs, Kia, Chrisostom, Crisostomo, Um, if it didn't get 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:53.520 any money, Python movie, or I would know that our 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:56.920 sense of humor would not jibe. Although she says jive 0:11:57.679 --> 0:11:59.719 not to call you out, think you mean job. You know, 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:01.520 I had a moment the other day where I almost 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:05.440 used jib instead of jibe. Caught myself last minute. Yep. 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:08.200 Would it looked like a fool? Now? I think so 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:10.480 many people say jib and don't even know jibs word. 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:14.400 I'm kidding, It's exactly right. Yeah. Uh. Duncan Creamer says, well, 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:15.840 it would be one thing if they didn't like it, 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:18.000 no harm, no foul, but if they actually made fun 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:21.880 of Blade Runner, Bye bye. I'm gonna go through some 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:25.080 of these really quickly. Here Abigail Gonzalez as the Princess Bride. 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:30.600 Dale Nakagawa says the goonies agree there. Vicky Mahoney says 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:37.120 White Christmas. Lisa Pott says love Actually. Peter Middleton Jr. Crookland, Oh, Peter, 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:39.240 he said it is so nostalgic for me in a 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:42.480 pretty simple message of families sticking together through thick and thin, 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:46.280 and gets me every time at the end. Peter, Uh, dude, 0:12:46.360 --> 0:12:49.000 I love that movie so much. You and I park 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:51.880 our cars in the same garage. My friend, big, big 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:56.440 fan of Krookland Susan Fairchild Smith Breakfast at Tiffany's. Tyler 0:12:56.760 --> 0:13:02.160 Alton says the pest with John Leguizamo were Sir Ninja's interesting. 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:06.960 Serf Ninja Alright. Not not a good movie. I don't know, 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:08.880 I love it. I mean, I haven't seen that, but 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:13.040 I just love Tyler's. No, it's cool but pretty well established. 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:14.960 It's not a good movie, but it's one of those 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:18.120 bad movies that's maybe so bad that it's fun. They've 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:20.040 actually done it. On how to this get made? Before 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:22.680 with your buddy Paul Shear, Huh, I have to check 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:25.600 that one out. Jill sort of Vinden says The Outsiders 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:29.240 for sure. Isabelle calledwell, says Mama Mia, I actually like 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:34.240 like that movie. Lee Dallas as Princess Bride, Lynn bob Um. 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:36.520 She says, it doesn't matter the movie. Anyone who makes 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:38.839 fun of something you love on a first date is 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:41.840 a past Lynn. That is a great point. I'm with 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:47.680 you there. Richard Memorris has Pixar films in general. Uh. 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:54.200 Cameron McPhail says Ghostbusters the original, Ashley Reynolds, Dead Poets Society, 0:13:54.960 --> 0:14:00.000 Lee Less Stovica, Star Wars the original three of course. Uh. 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:07.240 Jean Sharp, Casablanca. I haven't seen Casablanca. I haven't either. Yeah, 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:08.680 that's right. That was one of the ones on the 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:10.800 list that we were supposed to watch. Yeah, we should 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:13.160 watch it together. And my girlfriend has never seen any 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:15.000 Star Wars movie, and she holds it as a point 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:17.720 of pride. She's saving them for like her dying days, 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:20.040 when she can just marathon all of them. Be a 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.720 lot of movies by that, and I think, so movies, Well, 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:24.520 she can just watch the good ones, the first three. 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:28.800 Al Right, A couple more here, Uh, my buddy, Debbie says. 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:33.800 My roommate says, almost famous, I say say anything. Yeah, 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:37.520 I would agree with both of those. Hi, Debbie Kristin 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:40.240 Fordham says The Lost Boys. Tim Durante says Bill and 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:45.880 Ted's excellent Adventure. Karina Kingtana Ferris Bueller or any Hughes movie. 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:50.960 Justin Ritter coming to America. Melanie Pearson star wars, Gary 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:56.000 Garon Schuler Lonesome Dove. Al Right, Tyler Mink has to 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:59.800 be RoboCop, Dale Fontaine, Forrest Gump or the original die Hard. 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:04.480 And let me finish up with one more here, let 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:07.480 me see here. Ian Lyons has punch drunk Love. That's 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:18.160 a classic. Al Right, everyone, I appreciate those. Sorry if 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:20.440 you didn't get read, but we're moving on to segment 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:23.880 two now, another edition of Almost Famous, wherein we go 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:28.080 over actors famous or not to turn down what could 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:30.200 have been roles of a lifetime. We're gonna start out 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:34.040 with John Lithgow. He almost played the Joker twice apparently 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:38.640 um in the original Joe Dante version of the movie 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:41.000 that never got made, Joe Dante was gonna make Batman, 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:45.120 and then again in Tim Burton's first movie he uh 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:47.240 was gonna play the Joker. I think John Lithgow would 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:50.200 have been a great Joker Man. It's almost like more 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:54.800 of a classic Joker And now I don't know that 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:57.760 that it's it's an odd choice. I wonder how they 0:15:57.800 --> 0:15:59.200 would have done him up. I wonder if they would 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:01.320 have like given him the the wig and the green 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:03.400 hair and everything, or if they would have kind of 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:05.840 leaned more on the way he actually looks that. That's interesting. Well, 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:07.080 if it would have been Tim Burton, I think he 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:09.040 would have gone with the same yea, the same kind 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:11.600 of book he look But Jack was great in it. 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:14.000 But I could totally see John Leftgow. I'd been down 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:18.520 with that Emma Stone one for La La Land. But 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:23.680 originally that movie was gonna be Emma Watson. In fact, 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:25.720 it was gonna be Emma Watson and Miles Teller in 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:28.000 La La Land a movie you hate you mean Hermione 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:35.240 from the Harry Potter films. Harry what um is that? 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:38.360 A movie about a Potter that's Harry? Yeah, that'd be funny. 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:41.560 H A. I r y Potter. Yeah, the here suit Potter. 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:47.640 I love that word. Here suits wonderful. Uh. Mark Wahlberg, 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:51.040 I ain't gonna call him out on this because he 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:53.640 originally read for Brokeback Mountain I believe in the Jake 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:57.040 Jillenhall part, and he has admitted to quote being a 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.960 little creeped out after reading the script. What's all those 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:05.600 we're gonna kiss the dude? Yeah, exactly, as that's how 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:08.760 Mark Wahlberg talks. Uh. He said it was very graphic 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:11.600 and descriptive. I told Angley, I like you, you're a 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:13.120 challenge to guy, and if you want to talk about 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:17.639 it more, but thankfully he didn't, So Mark Wahlberg, Uh 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:22.080 g f y, sir, seriously, and good for you Jake 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:27.359 jillen Hall for not being a homophobe. Yeah, no doubt. 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:30.680 Back two steps. Did you hear that Joaquin Phoenix is 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:33.440 going to play the Joker in the new Joker only 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:37.639 Joker centric movie? Oh? Really? And I like it so not? 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:41.600 Uh what's his face? From? No? God? That Jared leto? 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:43.679 Now they're done with that guy. I thought that he 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:45.600 didn't see that movie, but I thought that was supposed 0:17:45.600 --> 0:17:47.359 to be like the only good thing was his Joker 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:48.679 was good. He was only in the movie for like 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:51.000 five seconds and then the real makeup of the Joker, 0:17:51.080 --> 0:17:53.119 it was like he was we had like gold teeth 0:17:53.200 --> 0:17:56.439 and like dumb face. Tattoos, and it was just it 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:58.880 was a weird choice. Did you see that movie? I did. 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:02.840 It's that It's not good. It's just like you could 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:05.440 tell it was a movie. They had to like fix, 0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:08.639 they had to triage that and and and post and 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:12.359 every scene was just a big set piece song with 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:15.120 very little like dialogue, and then the stuff that did 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:18.480 have dialogue was like painful. Not do you make a 0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:21.280 movie that bad? I mean, it's that that's that big, 0:18:21.320 --> 0:18:23.399 and like, you know, no exactly, I don't know. I 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:26.200 mean it definitely, it's it's it's a movie. It's a movie, 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:28.840 but it's I don't know, it's it's it's it's it's 0:18:28.920 --> 0:18:31.400 it's a good popcorn kind of bullshit movie. But yeah, 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:33.199 Jared Leto's Joker is only in it like for a 0:18:33.200 --> 0:18:34.840 few minutes at the beginning and then at the end. 0:18:35.480 --> 0:18:38.000 So Joaquin Phoenix, huh, yeah, I can see that he's 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:41.120 a he's a good actor. Boy. It's hard to beat 0:18:41.119 --> 0:18:45.040 to Heath Ledger, though he was fantastic. El Woods from 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:49.760 Legally Blonde, who Reese Witherspoon played up almost went to 0:18:49.840 --> 0:18:54.040 Christina Applegate, and I believe she said that she felt 0:18:54.080 --> 0:18:57.000 like she was getting typecast a little bit. I could 0:18:57.000 --> 0:18:58.960 have seen her in that role though from Married with 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:02.160 Children and Anchorman. Yeah, she would have been good. Will 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:07.200 Smith almost played Neo in The Matrix. Interesting. I totally 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:09.600 could see that. Absolutely uh. And he says that he 0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:11.399 does not regret it. He said, I don't think I 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:13.760 would have been right for it anyway. He said, I 0:19:13.760 --> 0:19:16.080 didn't fully get it. The Matrix was a difficult concept 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:18.600 to pick to pitch, and in the pitch, I just 0:19:18.600 --> 0:19:20.880 didn't see it. But when I saw Ki and his performance, 0:19:20.880 --> 0:19:23.080 and I rarely say this, but I would have really 0:19:23.080 --> 0:19:25.160 messed it up. I wasn't smart enough as an actor 0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:28.359 to let the movie be Yeah. Interesting, I appreciate that. 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:34.480 Will Smith, Yeah, uh, let me see here. Leonardo DiCaprio's 0:19:34.680 --> 0:19:38.119 originally cast as Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights, but he 0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:41.000 turned it down to appear in Titanic and recommended his 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:44.960 friend Mark Wahlberg, who had been in The Basketball Diaries 0:19:45.000 --> 0:19:48.200 with him, to Pete Anderson and I remember reading about Leo. 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:51.760 He said that he, uh, not so much regrets it, 0:19:51.840 --> 0:19:54.639 but really wishes he could have done both movies. He's like, 0:19:54.760 --> 0:19:56.680 I really wish I could have been Dirk Diggler. Sure 0:19:56.720 --> 0:19:58.480 he would have been. It would have been great. I 0:19:58.520 --> 0:20:00.520 saw the first stills from the new Terrance you know movie, 0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:04.160 How Did Too? Yeah, with the DiCaprio and Brad Pitt 0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:09.240 looking like Paul newmanan and Robert Redford's right, and DiCaprio 0:20:09.359 --> 0:20:12.800 still a weirdly ageless. He still looks like he's fifteen 0:20:12.840 --> 0:20:15.080 years old. To me, I don't know, you think he's 0:20:15.119 --> 0:20:18.280 getting there? Well, he's filled out as a man, I guess. 0:20:18.280 --> 0:20:20.320 So I don't want to say he's puffy, no, because 0:20:20.359 --> 0:20:22.639 I'm the puffiest. Well, you know, I guess that is mean. 0:20:22.720 --> 0:20:25.119 Maybe it's just a nostalgia thing. It's just that face. 0:20:25.160 --> 0:20:28.200 He's just got such a baby face. You know, that's true. Yeah, 0:20:28.240 --> 0:20:30.399 it is weird because every remember when he first started 0:20:30.400 --> 0:20:34.399 getting cast in like really adult roles. I was kind 0:20:34.400 --> 0:20:36.720 of like, yeah, but he's a kid. He didn't can 0:20:36.760 --> 0:20:39.000 he pull this off? But I think he does. He's 0:20:39.040 --> 0:20:40.679 got the chops. Man, I'm looking. I'm I don't know. 0:20:40.960 --> 0:20:43.280 Tarantino has a little problematic these days, but I am 0:20:43.359 --> 0:20:47.000 This movie is intriguing, kind of doing a big Hollywood 0:20:47.520 --> 0:20:50.320 story with the Manson murders kind of at the center. 0:20:50.359 --> 0:20:53.160 It's an interesting idea. Yeah, I can't wait. And I'm 0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:54.960 a jump a fan of like l A and old 0:20:55.080 --> 0:20:57.320 l A history and yeah, me too. I'm sure it'll 0:20:57.320 --> 0:20:59.040 look super cool and as much trash as I talked 0:20:59.040 --> 0:21:01.240 about Tarantino. I'm going to go see every one of 0:21:01.280 --> 0:21:04.399 his movies. Still he still has me wrapped around his 0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:06.240 his grubby little finger. I just mean the way he 0:21:06.359 --> 0:21:10.040 kind of defend didn't defend Weinstein, but it kind of 0:21:10.080 --> 0:21:12.640 came out that like he knew more than that on 0:21:12.800 --> 0:21:17.199 and maybe you know what most of Hollywood did. You know? 0:21:17.640 --> 0:21:22.080 It was a big ugly secret out in public or 0:21:22.080 --> 0:21:23.800 not public, but you know, yeah what they call it 0:21:23.840 --> 0:21:27.720 an open secret? Yeah, all right. Trueman Capody, the author 0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:30.120 of Breakfast at Tiffany's, wanted Marilyn Monroe to play Holly 0:21:30.160 --> 0:21:34.800 Golite golightly, but she turned it down because she was 0:21:34.840 --> 0:21:37.640 warned it would be bad for her image. Classic movie. 0:21:37.640 --> 0:21:41.159 You ever seen Breakfast at Tiffany's Only clips I've ever 0:21:41.200 --> 0:21:43.280 seen the whole thing. Good movie, not what you think, 0:21:43.400 --> 0:21:44.920 or maybe it is, but it wasn't what I thought. 0:21:45.560 --> 0:21:49.080 It's actually a very kind of depressing movie. Jerry McGuire, 0:21:50.240 --> 0:21:53.399 imagine Tom Hanks shouting show me the money is what 0:21:53.520 --> 0:21:57.399 this website says. Uh. Cameron Crow had Tom Hanks in 0:21:57.440 --> 0:21:59.560 mind when he wrote it, but he was directing his 0:21:59.680 --> 0:22:02.359 other movie, That Thing You Do. I to believe the 0:22:02.400 --> 0:22:06.120 first movie he directed. So Tom, the Beatles esk kind 0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:09.600 of boy band. Yet I don't know, man, That's sort 0:22:09.600 --> 0:22:11.560 of what Tom Hanks is about. He can kind of 0:22:11.600 --> 0:22:13.720 fall into a lot of different roles. I think he 0:22:13.760 --> 0:22:17.240 would have been good. Jerry McGuire think so. Yeah, I agree. 0:22:17.880 --> 0:22:19.600 I like the Cruise though, as much as I want 0:22:19.600 --> 0:22:22.960