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Speaker 1: Coming up about four minutes after the hour. It's my

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Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today. The subject is he's hiding money

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Speaker 1: in our raggedy house. But right now it is time

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Speaker 1: for the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you

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Speaker 1: got for its nev. We're gonna need a uber heurs uber? Really? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean it happens, y'all. Happen it happens, uber. No,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't happen. Where you're gonna get it here. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna get it here and get get if you want

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Speaker 1: to get what you got to go, You're gonna get

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Speaker 1: in here so I can get you there, all right,

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Speaker 1: Uba Hurst cat dog. If you would hello, Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to read Seawan please Yeah, it's means up. Hey Sean,

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Speaker 1: how you doing this? My name is Brian. Um. I

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Speaker 1: got you on schedule. Um, you you ordered a uber

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Speaker 1: for tomorrow morning. I think you're okay? You are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you schedu to go to the airport? Correct? Absolutely? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right? And I want to make sure you you

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Speaker 1: wanted an suv. Yeah, I'm wanted the suv okay, and

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Speaker 1: that's ninety two eleven West. Um, what is that? Holman?

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Speaker 1: I need to eleven rowan drive. That's correct, okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, so I'll be outside tomorrow morning. You were

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Speaker 1: talking about seven seven am pick up. Correct, that's it,

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Speaker 1: you got it. Everything's on point, okay, alright, so listen,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to let you know this man, you order

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Speaker 1: the SUV, I'll be there tomorrow. Um, I'll be there

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Speaker 1: probably a little bit before seven am. You know when

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Speaker 1: you guys order uber way in advance, you know, we

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Speaker 1: try to get there almost like a car service and

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Speaker 1: make sure we get you where you gotta go. And

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Speaker 1: I know the traff is gonna be a little crazy,

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Speaker 1: so um, you know I'll be there on time. I'll

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Speaker 1: be downstairs waiting on you. All right, I'd appreciate it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: now listen, I'm I'm I'm a SUV. But it's a

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Speaker 1: kind of a little different. So that's why I kind

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Speaker 1: of the reason for the call. I wanted to kind

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Speaker 1: of give your heads up that I am an SUV.

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Speaker 1: So I just want you to look for the black

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Speaker 1: hurts that will be outside hurts. Yeah, I'll be in

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Speaker 1: a black hurt tomorrow morning at seven ms uh Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: it's the STUV or hurts. No, No, it's a hurt.

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Speaker 1: It's a hurt. Actually, what's happening is is I I

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Speaker 1: have another drop off at the airport as well. You

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Speaker 1: know there's a I mean it's it's it won't affect

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Speaker 1: you at all with there'll there'll be a body in

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Speaker 1: the back, but that has to we're trying to get

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Speaker 1: that to the airport too. But you know, like I said,

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Speaker 1: and a matter of fact, it is like waiting the

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Speaker 1: heldat me. Man, I ain't start riving my body. Well

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Speaker 1: there's a I mean, there'll be a body, but actually

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Speaker 1: it's just causing you less. You know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: so you don't have to later. What's what you're talking about? Man,

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Speaker 1: you ain't ride with them body? Hang man, listen, you

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Speaker 1: wanted to n SUV. I'm not ride with the body, dude.

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Speaker 1: You're tripping chance of the trip I get another over.

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Speaker 1: I'm not riding with a body, dude. Okay, if you cancel,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna cost you fifty dollars. Fifty dollars man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like I just downloaded the more. Here's the deal. I

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Speaker 1: know for a fact, when you cancel over just five hours,

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Speaker 1: I'm canceling and that's gonna be five hours fifty dollars.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be fifty dollars, sir. It's different one you

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Speaker 1: have my man, you can pay me a thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: I'm not riding with the body. You feel me to

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Speaker 1: understanding you understand you now, But do you want to

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Speaker 1: get to the airport or not? Look? Why don't you

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Speaker 1: lay down next to the body and you drive yourself

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Speaker 1: there with the body like in the past, to just

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Speaker 1: see I'm not doing it. Tell me what the problem is.

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Speaker 1: I mean, obviously you used to driving around with bodies

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Speaker 1: and that's not my thing. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: What's the problem? I mean, you're gonna be in the

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Speaker 1: front of the Hurst. You're not gonna be in the back.

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Speaker 1: We'll put your luggage in the back. I mean, I'll

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Speaker 1: be fine, right, you're man, you're tripping. Man, this is crazy.

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Speaker 1: You're calling wrong with this crazy book. Dude. I'm not

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Speaker 1: doing none of that. What part of that? Don't you

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Speaker 1: want to stand? I'm going to get you there on time, sir,

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Speaker 1: But it's going to be in a hurse. That's all

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Speaker 1: the difference is. Man, You'll be riding on the hur

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Speaker 1: when I'm supposed to be laid out in it. You

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Speaker 1: understand right now? You got me up? What kind of

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Speaker 1: Obviously you're used to rolling with with dead bodies and

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Speaker 1: hearses and all that. Since win it over, start rolling

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Speaker 1: with hearses to pick up regular alabment because to get

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Speaker 1: him from place to place. This is some crazy I

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Speaker 1: want you to think. When when did you think that

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Speaker 1: it would just be cool or as a regular picking

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I mean, you know, I got

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Speaker 1: two jobs. You know what I'm saying. I do for

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Speaker 1: you know, and also you know, work for a mortuary.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So you know, but my

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Speaker 1: vehicle IS is certified and and approved it so I'm

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Speaker 1: able to use it as an suv. Is. So you

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Speaker 1: you called him is and you gave it ride lot

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Speaker 1: and they don't have no reaction, no reaction to riding

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Speaker 1: around with them embodying the back Well you know, uh,

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Speaker 1: sometimes there's a people acting a little, you know, a little.

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Speaker 1: It's a little different for him. I get it, you know,

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Speaker 1: But like I said, the only reason why I'm calling you.

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Speaker 1: Obviously you don't get that because you're trying to hit

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Speaker 1: me with a charge that I'm not I'm not going

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Speaker 1: for and you're trying to get me the ride with

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Speaker 1: him and that body. Dude, I'm not doing that. So

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, bro, I'm gonna tell you this

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Speaker 1: right here. I'm gonna get all the phone. Uh, tomorrow

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Speaker 1: is seven in the morning. Me and Tommy gonna be here,

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Speaker 1: so be looking forward here. Who's Timmy the embody? No, No,

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Speaker 1: Me and Tommy gonna be there tomorrow morning and seven

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Speaker 1: mayhem you under staying. Just be ready for that. Then

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Speaker 1: your timey gonna have a for blo. Okay, okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: tell that the Tommy don't because see Tommy don't. Tommy

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Speaker 1: don't take this too kindly, so tell it to him

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Who's Timmy right now? Okay? You don't

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Speaker 1: know who Tommy is? No, I don't what it's Tommy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you know Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Do you know, nephew Tommy? Come on, man, oh man,

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Speaker 1: uh oh man, that's no man. Your boy. You got

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Speaker 1: a boy named Chase that you work with. Chase gave

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Speaker 1: me your number, told me to get your call. Oh man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put that in a herb sman. Hey man,

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Speaker 1: you gotta give me one more thing. Man, What is

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Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: the land, Steve Harvey Morning showy man, I'll pick you

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Speaker 1: up a set, Mike, be there. These rad good the

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Speaker 1: rack whatever, Man, they ride good. It's a smooth rid.

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Speaker 1: It's a nice ride. Man. Let's it ain't really bumping,

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Speaker 1: it's it's just a smooth, smooth ride. Y'all ought to

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Speaker 1: do it sometimes, y'all want to scoop y'all up? Anybody

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Speaker 1: want to rack? Nobody want to rap? Are you gonna

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Speaker 1: get one eventually? Right now? And Rush ain't gonna know

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Speaker 1: it whether you want it or not. I ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: know it though. Yeah, okay, nobody wants to scoop him up. No,

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Speaker 1: we got to all do it as a as a

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Speaker 1: radio show. Let's just get into hersing. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: just do it yourself? She's so exciting. Yeah, show us

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Speaker 1: twitter to come on righte and then tell us hot felt. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: y'all think I won't get back there later? Out all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, I ain't scared. I bet you won't next

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Speaker 1: to a dead body. How much I bet a thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars you won't do it? How long I got to

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Speaker 1: be in there? How about you about the block? No,

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Speaker 1: about twenty minutes? No, that's too long. Fifteen minutes, three minutes,

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Speaker 1: I go routing block right. Don't back your my ants

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Speaker 1: about it that. No, no, no, no, no no no.

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Speaker 1: I want you to be able to share with us

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Speaker 1: to the feeling of it. I want you to give

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Speaker 1: you ten minutes. I'll tell you what. Ten minutes laying

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Speaker 1: down back there, hundred dollars, we'll go down at the

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Speaker 1: Memphis to that what's that? What's that? What's up down that?

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Speaker 1: Mel Get right? You ain't got to go to you

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Speaker 1: ain't You ain't got to go to Memphis with her

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Speaker 1: funeral homes everywhere. You ain't got to go to Memphis.

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Speaker 1: Trust me, if you ain't even got to get on

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Speaker 1: the plane, I filmed, and you got fifteen hundred dollars,

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Speaker 1: ten minutes laid down in the back. Let me strawberry

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Speaker 1: letter coming up next. Having money in our raggedy house.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the same Harvey Morning show