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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today. On This is Important, I feel

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Speaker 1: like people in Montana still wear a lot of cologne.

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Speaker 1: The rhythm of the feet on the marathon run and

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Speaker 1: the rhythm of the beat in your dirt circle. It's

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Speaker 1: the same thing if you stink like ship and you're

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Speaker 1: kissing babies, Like, get off my kid, dude. String cheese

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Speaker 1: incident is pretty damn good. Let's go. Is that like

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Speaker 1: printed or did they like make that cool ass old

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Speaker 1: English letter? Did they draw that? That's old lady handwriting,

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Speaker 1: our realtors seventy solid old lady handwriting. I mean, that's

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Speaker 1: that is a lost art. I can not do that

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Speaker 1: for real. My grandma used to write. And then what happened?

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Speaker 1: What happened to your grandma? Oh she passed. She passed

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Speaker 1: away because she got old and you begin to lose

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Speaker 1: your hands. I remember in fourth grade my teacher was like,

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Speaker 1: straight up, you don't write anything. You can't write, Oh

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Speaker 1: they told you personally. Yeah, they were like, you suck

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Speaker 1: at cursive. Don't even attempt to do it, because that's

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Speaker 1: how bad you are You're just going to be typing

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Speaker 1: everything in the future. Anyways. Don't even try to. They

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Speaker 1: said that to you. They said, don't try You're gonna

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Speaker 1: be typing in the future. Yeah, because I was so

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Speaker 1: bad at it that they were like, you know what, Nah,

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Speaker 1: you good, don't even do it, damn. And then that's

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Speaker 1: why I can't even read. I find old notebooks with like,

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Speaker 1: you know, notes or whatever I've written to myself, funny,

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Speaker 1: super funny bits that I can't even read. I'm like, uh,

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Speaker 1: I guess, I guess this is something hilarious. You ever

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Speaker 1: like not that this is something I do often, I

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Speaker 1: feel like I've done it. Sit down and like try

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Speaker 1: and write cursive like the entire alphabet totally. It's impossible forgotten.

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Speaker 1: What is the capital D? Capital D? What does that

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Speaker 1: look like? It looks like a regular capital D, but

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Speaker 1: it's just got a little hat on it. What's got

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Speaker 1: squiggles on it? I feel like I always do the G?

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Speaker 1: Then what's the G? The G is very weird. The

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Speaker 1: G does up circle, over, point down, half circle and over.

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Speaker 1: It looks like a harp. It looks exactly like a harp.

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Speaker 1: The only time I write in cursive when I'm signing

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Speaker 1: the check. That's the only time because I'm like, I'm

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Speaker 1: yeah not I mean it's like for to the water

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Speaker 1: company or something. But still, yeah, get them pay your bills. Bro, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I signed checks. That's what's up. Baby. My boys signed

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Speaker 1: checks on time with like a feather. You have, like

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Speaker 1: a feather quail mont block pin. Yeah, you're sealing the

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Speaker 1: envelope with a freaking piece of wax. What a weird

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Speaker 1: thing to you know, Like when people get money, I

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Speaker 1: think they collect weird things, but collecting expensive pens seemed

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Speaker 1: like the weirdest, one of the weirdest ways to blow

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Speaker 1: your money. It's such a move though, to be like,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, before you sign that, let me just show

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Speaker 1: you my ten dollar pen. Use this instead. And you go, wow,

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Speaker 1: that person is a total dick. I'm not into expensive pens,

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Speaker 1: but I am into homemade pens, like out of wood,

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Speaker 1: and so yeah, of course we're all thinking of what

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? No, Like, you know, people like

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Speaker 1: roll their own wood and put the put the pen

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Speaker 1: in there, and it's you know how people do that? Well,

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Speaker 1: I got a friend who does that, and he's given

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Speaker 1: me like you know, multiple pens over the years, and

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Speaker 1: I really cherished them. I cherished them so much, like

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Speaker 1: you are insane. Why because I have a friend with

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Speaker 1: a cool hobby homemade pens. Wait, so this is like

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Speaker 1: a blunt pen, like he rolls up, but instead of weed,

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Speaker 1: and there's a big pen in the middle. It's like woodworking.

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Speaker 1: Your turn your pen. You know you've got the thing,

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Speaker 1: and you turn the wood and make the shape and

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Speaker 1: you've got like the different types of wood, like the

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Speaker 1: snake would it or the freaking birch or whatever you're doing,

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Speaker 1: and he gives it to me. Hey, Kyle, I know

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Speaker 1: these guys are shifting on you. I think it's cool

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Speaker 1: that you have a friend that has a hobby. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you, I have not shot. I have not There's

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Speaker 1: tons of shot coming from your direction, like the spreading

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Speaker 1: the cheeks. You're spraying the shot. There is no shot

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Speaker 1: from mesa. Thank you for saying, sir, that's respectful. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying that. That's to me way better even

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Speaker 1: conceptually than a ten dollar pen. Well, you are a

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Speaker 1: man of the earth. Well you know that the ten

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Speaker 1: dollar pen someone also had to construct that also handmade

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Speaker 1: and probably made of like expensive ship and probably really

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Speaker 1: good at what they do, good at releasing the ink.

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Speaker 1: I bet there's like a cool ass pen that's made

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Speaker 1: out of like moon rock or something. And I'm down, dude,

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Speaker 1: the space pen. You can write upside down? You know

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Speaker 1: about the space pen. There's a space pen. Yes, dude,

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Speaker 1: I remember the Christmas when both my grandpa and my

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Speaker 1: dad got that in their stocking. Space pens. Yeah, flex,

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Speaker 1: so dope, damn your family's hello rich bro and uh

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Speaker 1: we're talking moon rock as in uh ecstasy, correct Molly. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to the the pen that you lick the tip.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, moonrock. You just suck on it. You

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Speaker 1: suck on the penny. Che Hey, why is Blake chewing

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Speaker 1: on his pencil and class? You know why? Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: But then you just start giving your buddies back massashes.

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Speaker 1: I mean that was part of for the course though. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you guys. Uh, Molly is the weirdest drug because there's

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Speaker 1: a period of my life in my mid twenties when

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Speaker 1: a lot of my friends down here in Orange County

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Speaker 1: we're deep into molly, and I'd come down and they'd

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Speaker 1: just be like, we're all doing Molly tonight. And I'd

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Speaker 1: like have a show or whatever and then come over

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Speaker 1: to their house afterwards, and then I would see them

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Speaker 1: already just hopped up on this stuff taking and it's

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Speaker 1: the weirdest drug because it's just like you're just like, dude,

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Speaker 1: put your nipples in the freezer for a minute. It

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Speaker 1: feels so good, and you're like, you know, you look

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Speaker 1: like a suck an asshole, and then you do it

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Speaker 1: and you're like, he's right, okay, point, did have a point.

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Speaker 1: I should freeze my nipples. My nipples are way too hot.

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Speaker 1: The one and only time I did moon Rock was

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Speaker 1: when we rented that house in Newport Adam. Hello, oh,

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Speaker 1: I remember that the sand between our toes, all the

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Speaker 1: grandeurs of the sand. The night was so fantastic. Was

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Speaker 1: this just a getaway with your guys? Yeah? Yeah? Was

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Speaker 1: this a two man? Did he? What the fuck? Well? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just me and Kyle rented a place fucked for a week,

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Speaker 1: right right, right, right? No, it was it was over

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Speaker 1: fourth of July, so we rented a place down there

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Speaker 1: and then just it was when we did like the

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Speaker 1: huge season of Workaholics and we had one week off

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Speaker 1: went down there and fucked and like did moon rock,

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Speaker 1: and like, let's spread the rumor that we sucked a lot. Yeah, well, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: oh there it is, guys, Randy. You may have heard,

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Speaker 1: but there is a huge new addition to this show.

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Speaker 1: Let's hear it again for the fans at home. What

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Speaker 1: have we got? Yeah, baby, and maybe a little oh ready,

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Speaker 1: oh wow, folks, we have upgraded the sound system. We

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Speaker 1: have entered the soundboard realm. So I'm so glad you

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Speaker 1: did it. I've been a little busy, but kudos my friend. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't have much to do and there

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Speaker 1: was your impression of Austin Powers the first time I

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Speaker 1: heard it. He's that good. Yeah, Well, I guess I

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Speaker 1: could just go yeah baby. After things he's saying, it

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Speaker 1: was pretty much was hell yeah, baby, God. What an

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Speaker 1: awesome movie? What like a truly incredible, iconic movie, relentless comedy,

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Speaker 1: hitting you over the head and on the butt cheeks constantly.

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Speaker 1: Even the jokes that weren't that good, it was too

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? On to the next one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was crazy and not to mention, Mr Myers played

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Speaker 1: several iconic characters in that film Goodness, and Beyonce was

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Speaker 1: in the third one. I kind of forgot about that.

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Speaker 1: I saw that on TV the other day box cy Cleopatra.

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Speaker 1: I love that. That's where you went. You're like, and

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Speaker 1: Beyonce isn't the third one? Well, you forget because they

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Speaker 1: also powers movies seem like thirty years ago. They seemed

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Speaker 1: forever ago. They were twenty years ago. Yeah. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: crazy that Beyonce has been famous for that long because

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Speaker 1: she's still so famous. Well yeah, I mean, come on.

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Speaker 1: We were introduced via Destinies Child, which check out Writings

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Speaker 1: on the Wall. What an album. I used to sneak

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Speaker 1: that out of my sister's room and just bought that ship.

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Speaker 1: For real. I was a TLC boy for sure. That

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Speaker 1: was a little before, was it. Yeah? Were you crazy

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Speaker 1: sexy or cool? Crazy? Sexy? Cool? I used to wonder

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Speaker 1: that too, Who was crazy, who was sexy? Who was cool?

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Speaker 1: Well we know, but as far as you guys go, guys,

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Speaker 1: welcome to this is important. My question today is are

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Speaker 1: you crazy, sexy or cool? Oh? Dog, I'm crazy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you are crazy. Yeah, I'm full blown crazy therapist for

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Speaker 1: seven years battling off demons. Crazy was definitely left eye

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Speaker 1: correct because she was kind of like, yes, Psycho burned

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Speaker 1: t bos and sexy was wasn't her name? Chili? Chili

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Speaker 1: was sexy? Yeah? I think I think you're cool, Blake.

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Speaker 1: I think that's what what you are. Dogs your t

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Speaker 1: bos for sure? Oh my god? And dirs are are

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Speaker 1: you sexy? What are your's? Is sexy? I see his

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Speaker 1: love on Instagram. Chicks, I want to see this dude,

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Speaker 1: and dudes want to see this dude. I get a

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Speaker 1: lot of dudes. How come you haven't done any hardcore

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Speaker 1: sex scenes in a in a movie? Kind of has?

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Speaker 1: He kind of had hot sauce up but rammed by

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Speaker 1: a thing of hot sauce. I remember that. I liked

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Speaker 1: that scene. Thought it was really good. God that movie.

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Speaker 1: How about a movie that, like, you know, and I'm biased,

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Speaker 1: but like that movie was super duper funny. Yeah, very

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Speaker 1: funny movie and nobody saw. Guys. If you're listening, go

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Speaker 1: watch Top five. Cedric the Entertainer Fucking rips it. Oh. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that movie was so dope, such a great story too,

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Speaker 1: and Chris Rock wrote it and directed it correct and uh,

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Speaker 1: and I would say that was his best performance because

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Speaker 1: he was able to. I mean, he was playing a

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Speaker 1: stand up comedian, right, or an actor. Is he was

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Speaker 1: funny stand up who had transitioned into being like a

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Speaker 1: movie star that makes like dumb movies, like big broad comedies.

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Speaker 1: And then he had tried to do like this slave

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Speaker 1: movie where he like went too real and everyone was like,

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Speaker 1: you are bad at acting, and he was like drinking

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Speaker 1: because of that, that's right, But like honestly, him working

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Speaker 1: against me also elevated him to Ye and that movie.

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Speaker 1: Isn't he like afraid to go back on the stage

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Speaker 1: because he stopped drinking and then he's afraid that he

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Speaker 1: And that's probably why it was rejected, because I don't

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Speaker 1: want to watch that kind of ship man. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to have to look my demons in the phase

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Speaker 1: dog there it is? That ship was cool? That was great, right,

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Speaker 1: Demons scenes have I done? I've done some. I feel

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Speaker 1: like workoholics have me naked quite a bit. Well we

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Speaker 1: I'll wear it on my sleeve, you know what. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's are you going to get that tattooed on your

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Speaker 1: it on his back. Wasn't really an artist, It was

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00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 1: just a friend, Yeah it was. It was a buddy

418
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,239
Speaker 1: who I gripped with who got a tattoo gun and

419
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,360
Speaker 1: he wanted to practice, and so I was like, what's

420
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: the harmon doing words? Just write words on my shoulder?

421
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's what it is. Just do you have

422
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,119
Speaker 1: the original sentences? No? No, you forgot you completely forgot

423
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 1: all the sentences, or do you remember some of them?

424
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 1: Or for the most part. No, I don't care to

425
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 1: know what they were. I don't think that's not the

426
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 1: point of it. I mean, it's like it was a

427
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 1: moment thing. It is like also, I lost them, and

428
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,439
Speaker 1: I was very sad when I lost them, but I

429
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 1: have to own it now because there's no way I

430
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,719
Speaker 1: can go back and find them. So it's just like

431
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 1: it's part of the art. Yeah, you're like, no, it's

432
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: a moment thing. You for sure wish you could remember them.

433
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,159
Speaker 1: Why don't you write all the words down, have someone

434
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 1: read them aloud, to write them down, and then try

435
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 1: to mix them back together from memory to maybe what

436
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,360
Speaker 1: those sentences might have been. It just doesn't interest me.

437
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 1: I think it just it doesn't interest me either. I

438
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 1: think it's boring. Yeah, it just is what it is,

439
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, just a bunch of random

440
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 1: words on my back, right shoulder, and that's where it

441
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,359
Speaker 1: kind of stopped. I don't know if it's random. I

442
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 1: think you're scared to know what you wrote down. No,

443
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 1: I remember what it was. I mean, I have like

444
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 1: the word insane, I have like the word beer. I

445
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: have like the word mom, dad, insane, mom, beer. I

446
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: want to know what beer is. Why are you picking

447
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 1: insane beer? Mom together humans? Real? I passed and shout

448
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 1: out hate. Kyle, do you have any other tattoos besides

449
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: the um the words on your back? Do you have

450
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 1: any like real? The thirteen year old emo prison tat

451
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 1: What is that? Well, you weren't thirteen, you were like seven,

452
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 1: I know, but that's what somebody called it once and

453
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 1: it was the funniest thing. Yeah, that's funny. I have

454
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 1: Adam is frozen in the funniest way right now. I

455
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 1: thought he was making that face. I thought he was

456
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 1: making that face and held it because he was so astonished.

457
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 1: He is all the way eyebrows all the way up,

458
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 1: touching his hair like wide eyed at Kyle's explanation. Yeah,

459
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: it's pretty great. Wait, Kyle, so what is this? What

460
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,879
Speaker 1: is this tattoo? The other one? The other tattoo is

461
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:58,679
Speaker 1: a Japanese character that just means go beyond. That's correct.

462
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 1: You think it means that, well, right, I've had multiple

463
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 1: people on sets tell me that it's upside down, it's sideways,

464
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: it's somebody actually told me it means golden showers. Who

465
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: are these people? These are just fucking honkings that made

466
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: the same joke as me, and then they're just people

467
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: on sets that claimed they know Japanese. Uh. And so

468
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 1: it's like, all right, well that means golden shower, yeah exactly. Alrighty,

469
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 1: then you gotta get one of these boards. Bro. I

470
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:30,159
Speaker 1: got it in Huntington's when I was eighteen years old.

471
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,919
Speaker 1: That was Is that still a like a thing? Because

472
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 1: that was a hot trend for a minute to get

473
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: a little Japanese like word in Japanese or Chinese? Was it?

474
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: I thought it was what is your? What language is yours?

475
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 1: I mean me, he has no idea Japanese. Well that's

476
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 1: this is what. I pulled it out of a book

477
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: and it said it was Japanese. Well it would be

478
00:26:54,080 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 1: what Mandarin? Well that's Chinese. No, No, it would be Japanese, motherfucker. Yeah, Japanese. Japanese. No.

479
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: I was talking about if it was Chinese, I don't know. Yeah, yes, Cantonese. Yeah,

480
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 1: it's all Greek to me? Is that funny? Yeah? But

481
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: I rolled to the tattoo shop like I didn't even

482
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,919
Speaker 1: know what I was going to get. I was just

483
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: moved out of my house and moved to Newport and

484
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 1: got on the bus and was like I'm going to

485
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 1: go get a tattoo. That's just what's going to happen today.

486
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go beyond. It was either that or getting

487
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 1: a Prince Edward or whatever the funk it is when

488
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 1: you get a thing through the end of your dick.

489
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 1: Prince Albert, Yeah, Prince Albert. I really wish Kyle would

490
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: have gotten a weird piercing I had. I used to

491
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 1: have my lip and my ears and and all that,

492
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: like I had. I don't remember you having a pierced lip.

493
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: When did you have that? Yeah? I did my lip

494
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 1: when I worked at Vans in Newport Beach. Like that's

495
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: par for the course. Yeah, yeah, that was the thing

496
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 1: back then, the lip Pierce who was that blank started that?

497
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: Tom Tom DeLong had a pierced lip for a while. Yeah,

498
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: it looked good. I really liked it, right right, Yeah,

499
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,439
Speaker 1: I really wanted one too, but never too late. I

500
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: never I didn't want the hole there you get the

501
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 1: zip for life kind of thing. It looks like, is

502
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: that is it? Oh no, I wonder if that's what

503
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: this is. Probably, Oh no, it's a mistake. I also

504
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: do remember you, Kyle piercing your nipple, right, No, No,

505
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: I did not pierce my nipple. That was justin did that.

506
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: That was when we would like get wasted and pierce

507
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 1: everything ourselves, like that was the whole. And you never

508
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: did your cockhead. Damn. I never did my cockhead. No,

509
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: But it was like a weird like I remember I

510
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: would have girls pierce my ears or my limp. Yeah,

511
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: that's like like a strange like I dare you to

512
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: do this? That was your move. You're you're getting me

513
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: the alt chicks. You're like, babe, would you like to

514
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: pierce me? Yeah? Look how tough I am? Look yeah,

515
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: put a needle through me? Yeah, hurt me? What do

516
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: you mean how tough you are? It was more like

517
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: my body is yours. Yeah right, dude, whatever you want

518
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: to do. I'm I am yours. You can do whatever

519
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: you want to me. And they were like, look at

520
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: this fucking dumb man. That's almost gonna work around today.

521
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah not call him. Yeah yeah, that's probably what they

522
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: were thinking. Like YEA and DRS and Blake don't have

523
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: any tattoos. Tats, no piercing almost got I was planning

524
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 1: on getting one by senior year. I was going to

525
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: get like the Wisconsin tattoo on my body if I

526
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: was still on the swim team didn't work out, the

527
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: best thing that's ever happened to me. Yeah, yeah, I

528
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: got I got the nautical Star because I am punk

529
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: rock for life and you're quite the nautical man. Now. Yeah,

530
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: is that the only one that you have is the

531
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 1: nautical star? Is that it? Yeah? That's tight, so tight.

532
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: It's like red and black. Right, you got color on it, right,

533
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 1: red and blue. Dude, I want you to have that

534
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: like Piccolo playing dude with like the hair, like dancing.

535
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: Oh ship. I know that fool's name too. He's like

536
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: the Burning Man Insignia. It's another band. It's like, um,

537
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: some fucking jam bands, Insignia. Yeah, he's like a little fish.

538
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: It's like it's either like fish or something. It's like

539
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 1: who Grant Smith is all about widespread, widespread panic, widespread panic.

540
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: String cheese incident, one of those string cheese. String cheese

541
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: incident is pretty damn good. String cheese snack food is

542
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: pretty day. I'm good. I was like that. I just

543
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: did that for the opening. I wanted somebody to pull

544
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: that clip. Yes, string cheese is pretty dan good. Alrighty

545
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: did grand Smith? Who was our DP on six of

546
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: the seven seasons of Workaholics, and who kind of came

547
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: up with us filming internet videos and stuff for us,

548
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: and then we we sort of grew up together as

549
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: far as that stuff goes. I remember we went to

550
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 1: his birthday party one year at the will Turn and

551
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 1: I think we saw a string cheese incident. What didn't

552
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: is that would have been widespread panic. Widespread panic, Okay.

553
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,719
Speaker 1: And I remember going there. I mean, I don't mean

554
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 1: to it on these type of bands. It's just not

555
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: my thing. But I was there because you know, it's

556
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: Grant's birthday. Is a fun thing to do. And I

557
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: remember seeing two people meet for the first time. They

558
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 1: were both funked up on drugs, and he was carrying

559
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: two beers and he bumps into her and he spills

560
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: this whole beer on this girl, and this girl's like mad.

561
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 1: I clocked that. Half hour later, I see them, uh

562
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: like just grinding on each other. Half hour after that,

563
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: I clocked them fully making out. He has his hands

564
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: down her pants. Yeah. The end of the show, I

565
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: caught them. They're full on fighting as if they've been

566
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: a couple for three years and this is like to

567
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: blow out that ends at all. And then I saw

568
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: him the guy as I'm walking leaving to like go

569
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: to our car, I saw him crying in the parking lot,

570
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: and I'm like this, that's why people like those jam bands.

571
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: It's because it's a immersive experience. You can live a

572
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: lifetime in three hours. Also, the show's last the long

573
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: ast time too. Yeah, jampans are kind of like, I

574
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 1: don't know why people are so die hard about them.

575
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: It is interesting how they just attract, Like, you know

576
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: what it is, It's an excuse to do drugs and

577
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: get funked up everything. Yeah, yeah, you're right. That's why

578
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get into like fishing. I'm like, you

579
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: know what, that'll be a good excuse to just drink

580
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: with my buddies on a boat. Yeah. And that's why

581
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: people when they get older, they're like, yeah, maybe I'm

582
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: deep into golf because then they get to take three

583
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: hours once or twice a week to be like, honey,

584
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: I'm playing golf with the guys. You're drunk, guys. The

585
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: name of the thing, by the way, it's called Coco Pelli. Yes,

586
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 1: it's like a Native American symbol, right, it's been co

587
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: opted by Honkys again we suck man. Sorry, I'm gonna

588
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: slap that on my car the worst. But who was

589
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: the dude who the homie drew? Like, initially, I want

590
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: to know who was the guy rocking out on that

591
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: flute where the guy was like, I'm about to draw

592
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: the homy coco real quick. He's like, wait, stay right there.

593
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: Well it was on cave paintings. I'm looking at this

594
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: and it says it was on cave paintings. Seven jam

595
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: bands have been around that long. They've been jamming for

596
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: that long back in the day. I think, imagine how

597
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: long the concerts were back then when they didn't even

598
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: really no time and they were just like jamming. That

599
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 1: drumbeat didn't stop. Yeah, like that was probably fucking week

600
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: long concerts. Welcome to this is important. How long we're drumbeats? Alrighty?

601
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: Then the everlasting drumbeat it still continues to this day.

602
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: It's right here, brother Kyle. You've been to the Venice

603
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: Beach drum circle. This is a world famous drum circle

604
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: that happens like every Sunday in Venice Beach. Yeah, I've

605
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: been done, and it's like hundreds of people bonfires and drums.

606
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 1: What goes down there, dude, It's just a lot of

607
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: trying to keep the rhythm and a lot of people

608
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 1: trying to stand out amongst the rhythm. And you're like,

609
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,839
Speaker 1: that's kind of just sucking it up, but like, come on,

610
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: but it is kind of cool when everybody's like going.

611
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 1: And it's the same reason, like you know, jamming is fun. Wait,

612
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:23,359
Speaker 1: like if you play an instrument. But I think we did,

613
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: Emma and I, Yeah, I saw your wife there did. Yeah. Did.

614
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 1: Ten years ago, Emma and I were like training for

615
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 1: a marathon on the boardwalk and we were like, well,

616
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: this is fucking insane and dirty. And you came out

617
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: and you were like totally totally because me and Marissa,

618
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 1: my wife, were down in Venice staying at a hotel

619
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: and we were like, let's go to the fucking drum

620
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 1: circle and just like hang out because you hear it

621
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 1: for like miles. Yeah yeah, And she had never been

622
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: and I had never been at that point, so we

623
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: were like let's go. And we were like just in

624
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: it and like trying to get to the heart of it,

625
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: and people were passing us drums and we're like oh,

626
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: and like it was just like, so cools the joint,

627
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, passing joints, passing blinds, getting getting just

628
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: just feeling it. Yeah, baby. And then we walk out

629
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,720
Speaker 1: and then there's it was you or just your wife,

630
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 1: but it was like hey Kyle, and I'm like, oh,

631
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,399
Speaker 1: this could not be more opposite. You guys had your

632
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 1: camelbacks on and you're like training for a marathon, and

633
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm so stoned, and just like coming out

634
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 1: of the circle and they're out there being athletes and

635
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: you and Marissa have like dirt in your hair, braiding

636
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 1: each other, cut mud all of your crotches. Yeah, you're

637
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: just being one one with nature. That's it, Kyle. Deep

638
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 1: down though, the rhythm of the feet on a marathon

639
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: run and the rhythm of the beat in your dirt circle,

640
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 1: it's the same thing. It's the heart. It's the beat

641
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: of the heart. Guys, that's the drumbeat of life. Thank

642
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: you so much. You know that's beautiful. There's when you

643
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 1: run a marathon, do you strap a one of them

644
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 1: little water packs on your back when you're training? You do?

645
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 1: And I haven't trained, I haven't in a marathon for

646
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: ten years. But when you're training you do, but when

647
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: you're out on a marathon race, there's the people with

648
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 1: like the cups, so you just snatch those and then

649
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 1: you don't have to carry. Are you ever afraid that

650
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 1: someone's gonna just dose you and you're just going to

651
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: get a bunch of a glass of ecstasies a couple

652
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 1: of assets. Well let me start this off by saying

653
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:24,879
Speaker 1: nothing scared me, right, No, that that that thought never

654
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: crossed my mind. But I guess that'd be a gift,

655
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: wouldn't it. You'd be like, wow, I just ran a marathon.

656
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: High a f You've ran a marathon, you've done what

657
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: is it? And you've done it six point deuce? I did?

658
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: I did one and I was like, wow, I don't

659
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 1: need to do that again. That was stupid. Mostly the

660
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: the day of you do they point two and like

661
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: that's far, But no one talks about how training up

662
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: to that. You run hundreds of miles like back to back,

663
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: and you've run like you've run eighteen miles like five

664
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 1: or six times before you run the twenty six, and

665
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: it's just a it's like a full time job outside

666
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,760
Speaker 1: of your job, and I don't give a funk about

667
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: like conquering that kind of ship. So uh did it?

668
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: And also it's just like horrific for your body, right,

669
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: Like the human body isn't supposed to be running that much. Well,

670
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a whole bunch of dudes to be like, actually,

671
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: you are supposed to run that much barefoot and naked

672
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: with your nuts slapping against your thoughts. Those kind of

673
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: people are in the drum circle. I'll tell you that. Well,

674
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 1: at least the naked with your nuts slapping exactly. I

675
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: mean it. It doesn't do mine's any favor. But my

676
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: wife is invincible and she's running like fifteen so I

677
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: do want to try to do one once to say

678
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: I did it, But like, yeah, just running like six

679
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: miles is my legs aren't stoked. Half marathon is dope

680
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 1: because you don't really really need to be training like crazy.

681
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 1: It's thirteen point one. You do that. On the day,

682
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: you're like, wow, that took a while, like an hour

683
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 1: and a half or whatever, and then you're done and

684
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: you can have the rest of your day. The next day,

685
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: you're not worked over, but you still felt like you

686
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 1: did something people admire, and then you could you could

687
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 1: just leave off the half when you tell people and

688
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I did a marathon yesterday, and they're

689
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: like you did a marathon and you're like, yeah, dude,

690
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,879
Speaker 1: you could do that right now. Actually without even doing

691
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 1: you could just just say that to people. See, you're

692
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: emitting the half, so you're not lying you did do

693
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 1: a marathon. You're just emitting the first. Adam with his

694
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 1: bid for politics right now, I feel like I'd be

695
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 1: a really good politician. I've got the Gavin Newsome look,

696
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: the hard, hard hair, look the wet hair. What would

697
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 1: be your would be your platform? If you were going

698
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 1: to run on something that you not even that you

699
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: thought would be like good for the nation, but that

700
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: would make you win. What's the platform? That's interesting? Thank you?

701
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: Trump has proven that you need a strong merch guy.

702
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna be nothing but fun merch like

703
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: piano ties, Like, how are you going to stand out?

704
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,240
Speaker 1: He had a red hat, what's yours? What's your merchant?

705
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: Cowboy had a red, white and blue cowboy had with

706
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: lots of feathers coming off the side of it. And

707
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: then it says, let's make America even greater, oh before,

708
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 1: even greater than before it was greater than before, it

709
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: was even greater than before, and then it's a period,

710
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: and then it was what if you didn't have to

711
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: vote for Let's say that the current political climate, the

712
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 1: bidens of it all, the trumps of it all, you're

713
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: not voting for. There's two trumps, Yeah, the Trumps. Yeah,

714
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of them. Oh my fuck. You just

715
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: voted for what you think they smelled like. So whoever

716
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 1: you thought smelled the best? That is a really good one.

717
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 1: Oh and we're dipping into like all the candidates we've

718
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: we've been seeing. Yeah, you know, Kamala smells good. I

719
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 1: bet she smells real good, fantastic. Yeah, she smells great.

720
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 1: But I'm going for the guy who was like the

721
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: governor of Montana? Is that Buddha? Jedge, Jesus Christ. Not

722
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: that I know everything, because I don't know this guy's name.

723
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 1: But what's wrong? What did I say? What I say?

724
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: I think you just said the one, you know, Yeah,

725
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: I just said the coolest name. I vote for the

726
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 1: coolest name. As a new check. The Montana guy, the

727
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: South Bend Mirror, South Bend mayor, and he's a put

728
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 1: together gay dude. You know, he's smelling good. Hello, Hell, yeah,

729
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,720
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. I thought he smelled good. Oh

730
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 1: right that. I don't know if he smells great. I

731
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:34,359
Speaker 1: think he doesn't smell bad. But that dude from Montana

732
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: smells good for sure? Who is this dude from Montana?

733
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: I feel like people in Montana still wear a lot

734
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 1: of cologne. Like I feel like a lot of the

735
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: rest of the country was like alone smells like shit.

736
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think Colone smells good. At least

737
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,760
Speaker 1: we can agree on one thing. If it was black smell,

738
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: we're not voting for Bernie my god. Probably. I bet

739
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: Biden smells pretty good. I bet he's got a good stink.

740
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: There's no doubt in my mind. He uses brute brute

741
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: He's a brute man. Brutes a good smell. Here's the thing.

742
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 1: I think you have to at least pass a sniff

743
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: test when you're a politician, like what's stinking as politician.

744
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 1: I've smelled biten before and smells pretty good. Yeah, I

745
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 1: buy that. I believe that he smells like soap. The

746
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: guy's clean. You've gotta smell clean. My gosh, if you

747
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: stink like ship and you're kissing babies, like, get off

748
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,760
Speaker 1: my kid, dude, Well, I see, I don't think Trump

749
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: smells that good. You know that guy farts something wild.

750
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: He eats a lot of fast food, and we all

751
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: know what happens when you're eating all that KFC dog.

752
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: That guy eats a lot a lot of fast food.

753
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: You know, I know that just escapes the butthole. You

754
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: can't keep that trapped, dude. I have one thing from

755
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: a fast food joint, and I'm just blowing up the joint.

756
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:57,240
Speaker 1: His fat as his dump truck. But hey, man, don't

757
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: don't shoot on dump truck butts man those here's his

758
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,760
Speaker 1: way a tier, bro, I would you you've got skinned?

759
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 1: Thanks man? Wait time the president of the United States.

760
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: When I'm seventy alright and you see my fat ass,

761
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: that's when I'm going to get deep into golf. I'm

762
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: always out there golf. And what if we were the

763
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: people who I who had the questions to come up

764
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 1: for like the debate, and it was like have you

765
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 1: ever shipped your pants? And they just had to be like,

766
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 1: how do I answer this? It's relatable If I say

767
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: I have shipped my pants. If I say I haven't,

768
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking liar, who hasn't that would be great. Yeah,

769
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: this next question is real talk. And by the way,

770
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 1: Tom Styre is the man I'm talking about. Tom Ace.

771
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: I mean, that is such a deep cut. I think

772
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: we're kind of forgot about Andrew Yang. Let him do

773
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: his thing, Yang Gang. Oh that dude smells good. Yeah,

774
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: it smells good. I bet he's got some really bomb

775
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: mask cologne. He's like c K one. The only politician

776
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 1: that probably smells had is Bernie Bernie Bernie be stunk

777
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: and no, no, no, yeah, he doesn't care. He's too busy.

778
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,879
Speaker 1: He's just like, I got things to do. I got

779
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 1: to Oh that's true. He smells like soup. That's true,

780
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: fish like fish soup. John Delaney does not smell good.

781
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: We are dipping in the bag here now. I feel like, yeah,

782
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: you know what, I take it back. I bet Trump,

783
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: even though he's for sure flatulent like a motherfucker. Yes,

784
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:30,959
Speaker 1: he seems pretty narcissistic. I bet he's he's doing all

785
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: he can to. He just like sticks a stick of

786
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: deodor and up his ass every morning. Just there's just

787
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: like an old spice just hanging out of his ass. Yes,

788
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: he's extremely free, but it's overpowering. It's got to be overpowering.

789
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: When he walks in a room, you know you smell

790
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: him before he enters. Everyone turns their head because they're like,

791
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, my eyes are watering. What's his deal? What's

792
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: he eat a lot of he's pretty McDonald's or KFC.

793
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: He's on the KFC. Do they still have the bowls? No? No,

794
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 1: buckets of those balls the ball They now have the

795
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 1: balls upgraded to buckets. No, but you remember it was

796
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 1: like Thanksgiving in a bowl. It was fantastic, so good

797
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: did you just say Thanksgiving? Danks giving? And by the way,

798
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 1: take backs. It's Steve Bullock. He's the governor Montana. He

799
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: smells terrific. No idea who that is? Yeah, none of

800
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,280
Speaker 1: the I don't know any of these people of misinformation

801
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: coming out, remember Tom Steyre. But you know who has

802
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 1: to be funky? Betto Oroar That motherfucker cannot smell good. Really,

803
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 1: you don't think Betto smells smells good. No, he's like,

804
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:40,240
Speaker 1: come out on the campaign trying to connect extra funky.

805
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,439
Speaker 1: I don't take a bath. I was in the band. Yeah,

806
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: he's just he definitely sweats a lot because he's in

807
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:47,359
Speaker 1: a hot climate down in Texas, and I bet he

808
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 1: was in a jam band at some point he was

809
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: he was in a band. I was his whole Like,

810
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: I'm like cool, but like, why you you stink? Though?

811
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 1: You have to stay nothing wrong with stinking? By the way,

812
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 1: Like during this whole quarantine and ship, I probably put

813
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: on deodorant like maybe four or five times. It's like, yeah, see,

814
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 1: the thing is there is something wrong with stinking? What

815
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: what is wrong with it? Besides what culture tells you

816
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 1: that's that's what. Because it's yucky. Think why the receptors

817
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: in my nose say I don't like that? Well, I

818
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: guess if you're only around yourself then sure, personally I

819
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: like to smell clean for myself. But yeah, but I

820
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,399
Speaker 1: mean really, when you think about it, why, because then

821
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,800
Speaker 1: people are put off by it and don't want to

822
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: be around you. People so yourself. So you have a

823
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 1: problem with your own self image because you stink because

824
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: of what culture and society tells you through commercials. Yo,

825
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 1: my fucking nose tells me that ship is funky. If

826
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: you ever go to a gym or somewhere in public

827
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:53,439
Speaker 1: where people stink, it stinks. Yeah, stinks well put Yes,

828
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: I understand you have to take a bath, but to

829
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: put on something that smells different than your own body

830
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: good is a strange concept when you're like, what am

831
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 1: I doing here? I'm putting? And why don't you walk

832
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 1: instead of drive? What are you talking about? It isn't improved. No,

833
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: I'm talking about in quarantine. I'm talking about in quarantine.

834
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:14,479
Speaker 1: So sure to be around yourself and you don't mind

835
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 1: the smell of your stink, then sure, go for it.

836
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: I personally wash my dick area in my butthole area. Yeah, baby,

837
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: I'm not even saying you shouldn't wash. I'm asking. I'm

838
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 1: talking about putting on something else that smells like not human.

839
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: This is why I'm in the drum circle. Yeah, and

840
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: how come guys, deodorants they're not a smell that you

841
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: find in nature, Like my deodorant is pure sport. Yeah, baby,

842
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: what smell is that? I know I like it. I

843
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: know I've grown to like that smell. Thank you, Adam,

844
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: thank you. This is exactly what I'm talking about, Like,

845
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,280
Speaker 1: what is that? Why not just have something? Kyle, here's

846
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 1: the thing. You can't smell natural, and that is fine,

847
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: But what we have in this society and we're able

848
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: to app is the ability to smell pleasant. And if

849
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: you want to smell pleasant for yourself, if you catch

850
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,720
Speaker 1: a waft of your delicious, delightful deodorant, that's a cool option.

851
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: I'm just asking why we actually do it, like what,

852
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: I understand that it's cool. It's the flavors are cool

853
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 1: sense because I I I enjoy good smelling stuff. I

854
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 1: love good smelling stuff. It's one of my favorite senses.

855
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,360
Speaker 1: It's like dyeing your hair. To dye your hair just because.

856
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 1: And also like, do you do you like candles? Do

857
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: you like the house to smell good? Yeah? Exactly, candles, Yeah,

858
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: same thing. Yeah, I'm into that pleasant smell. I bet

859
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: you've burned some I I mean, I know you have

860
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: burned some incense from time to time. Of course, dude,

861
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: I love candles. I love my smelly things. But I'm

862
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm not advocating smelling bad in public, or

863
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 1: I'm not even really advocating smelling bad in my own

864
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 1: home by myself around my family. I'm questioning the societal

865
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:04,359
Speaker 1: rule of putting on deodorant to put a smell out there.

866
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: That's not it's not human. I don't even think it's societal.

867
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: It's an American agenda. By the way, I don't think

868
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:13,439
Speaker 1: everybody rocks deodorant right worldwide. It's not a human scent though.

869
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,760
Speaker 1: It's like you smell like fucking something that can't walk around.

870
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: It's very strange. But is it pleasant? Though I don't

871
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: think flowers can walk around. I still like to smell

872
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 1: the rooms. Yea, So what do you think deodorant needs

873
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: to smell? Like, Oh, like you're rubbing squirrels ship on

874
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: your armpits. You're like no, I just think like you

875
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,280
Speaker 1: can block it, like they have deodorant that you can block,

876
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like where it's just like, okay,

877
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: it's just kind of more natural, which I'm down with,

878
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: you know, but sure, but aren't the natural deodorants They

879
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: kind of don't work that well though, right, they don't

880
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 1: work as well. They're the worst. They're the worst. Yeah.

881
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: I had my uncle Chrissie for a time he was

882
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: only squeezing lemons under his arms and and it smells

883
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: fine for a little bit, but it lasted maybe five

884
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 1: seconds and then he was back to sneak. But I

885
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: love the smell lemons. It's like when you take a

886
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 1: ship and then you like if you stink, and then

887
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: you do like the aerosol in the bathroom. Nobody wants that.

888
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,720
Speaker 1: Just kill it right there, like shout out to glade,

889
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 1: thank you yea. So wait, what are you saying don't

890
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: use the aerosol. I'm saying what Kyle is saying before,

891
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 1: where you just don't use it. But like you do

892
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: cologne or whatever, it's just both of them at the

893
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: same time. So it's a way and a band. But

894
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 1: if you wear deodorant, it covers up that smells, so

895
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: you don't even smell that. You're saying, you're Dukies are

896
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: so bad that when you spread glade, it smells like

897
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: dukie glade and it sucks up the good scent for

898
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,359
Speaker 1: you in the real world because you like, as soon

899
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,839
Speaker 1: as you smell lavender in real life, you're like, it

900
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:51,240
Speaker 1: brings back memories of Dukie. That's some sense memory ship.

901
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 1: That makes sense. Oh okay, thank you for your truth, brother.

902
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: I appreciate at Hey, that's what you're gonna get here.

903
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: You're not gonna get truth anywhere else. You get it here.

904
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 1: On This is important. This is important to that true talk,

905
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 1: true talk over here when we get back together. I

906
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: do think it could make a fantastic episode if we

907
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 1: all say we're not going to shower or were deodorant

908
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 1: that day, and we smell each other's armpits and we

909
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 1: just rank who's the fucking worst and who's the best.

910
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 1: That's cool that I'm into that. I do not want to.

911
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: I do not look forward to smelling Kyle's armpits automatically.

912
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 1: Know that's just gonna be, right, yeah, because you know what,

913
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like dialing in my diet now so

914
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: that I smell better. Well, admittedly, you eat a lot

915
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: of vegetables, right, yeah, that's all I eat. Yeah, and

916
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:46,879
Speaker 1: that makes the worst smelliest farts and probably right well

917
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: because of the fiber, vegan farts are brutal. Yes, yeah,

918
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,839
Speaker 1: that's the thing. I mean, there's so much that goes

919
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 1: into smell. I don't know if they smell worst. And

920
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 1: when I used to just rock Carl's Jr. And fucking

921
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 1: have a bird or something, I really don't think so. Well,

922
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,760
Speaker 1: there's a difference between having a bad diet and eating

923
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 1: meat and having a good diet like Carl's Jr. And

924
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 1: eating like just their tacos and there you know, shitty burger.

925
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 1: We see a lot of Carl Jr. Jack in the box,

926
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,919
Speaker 1: Jack in the box, Jack in the box. I take

927
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 1: it back. No, you're right. I mean, dude, I'm not

928
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 1: talking shit on on meat eaters at all. You know

929
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: what I mean. It sounds like you're talking on Carl's Junior. Bro. No,

930
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: that was my first job. One much love. That was

931
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: where I started, besides the paper route. And first I

932
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:36,320
Speaker 1: was a paper boy and then I worked at Carl's Jr.

933
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,840
Speaker 1: A specialist. Is that where the name Carl came from?

934
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 1: Looking for a scoop? Where did the name Carl come from?

935
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 1: That was from Paul Myers. Oh, from Paul Myers. He

936
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: got it messed up. He said, I was at my

937
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: buddy's house and the phone rang and it was my

938
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 1: mom and then he said, hey, is there a Carl here?

939
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 1: That's so side that guys, if you're listening at home,

940
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 1: you got this scoop? Yeah, that's it, Carl Heavin check

941
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: got this skin. Yeah, I think. But they put stuff

942
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: in that food to make it smell a certain way,

943
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: so then when you farted, it's chemically designed and engineered

944
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: to smell better than what God put on this earth

945
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 1: to make vegan farts just funky as hell. Sometimes when

946
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 1: the homy that just say Carl's Junior farts, it makes

947
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 1: me hungry. Oh right, I would totally believe that that's

948
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: a part of the company's research and development. Yeah. I

949
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: want to get that R and D job where you

950
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: just eat a ton of Carl's jumor and then you

951
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,919
Speaker 1: sit in a room and they suit, they wait until

952
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: you fart. Then they come in with a jar and

953
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 1: capture it real quick. They're like, yes, yeah, it smells

954
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 1: like a Western bacon, Western bacon cheese. Are you hungry?

955
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: I'm hungry? Wow. What was the thing way back in

956
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,800
Speaker 1: the day where I wanted to capture David bore honest

957
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 1: fart in a jar? I was like a sketch. You

958
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 1: worked on a set near him, so I think it

959
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,759
Speaker 1: was real. Yeah. I worked on bones and he was

960
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: on bones. But we were doing sketches and I was like,

961
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see if David Boreons will be down with this,

962
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 1: it'll be us. That was like your first attempt at

963
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 1: stunt casting. You wanted to do a whole sketch about

964
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: capturing his part and trying to sell it on eBay

965
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 1: because you could get close to him. Yeah, and he

966
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,399
Speaker 1: always called me big dog because he didn't know my name.

967
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 1: But big dogs arguably cooler than Andre's meanders, what's up,

968
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 1: big Dog? It felt good. It felt good. You walk

969
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: on stage and all of a sudden, somebody's same big dog. Well,

970
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 1: that's that's a good big Dog. I feel like I

971
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,439
Speaker 1: would have been what's up, little Dog? And little dog

972
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,320
Speaker 1: isn't a little scrappy that's not as good of a nickname.

973
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: I love all nicknames. I'd take. I'd like if you

974
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: call me boss, if you call me my guy, like it,

975
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 1: it's all good man, I like it. My guy is

976
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 1: not a nickname. My guy is the way people say

977
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: it to me. I don't want to even waste my

978
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: time remembering your name. Wait, what was your basketball name?

979
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 1: I wanted to call you fuzz bucket, ponytail. Onlytail was

980
00:53:56,640 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 1: my basketball name. I'm here. I kind of feel like

981
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,919
Speaker 1: guy is a good name. Calling it like naming your kid. Guy.

982
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 1: That's that's a fun name. Yeah, it's solid. What's up guy?

983
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: That's okay? The only guy I know was from from

984
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 1: Final Fight The video game. No, you know Guy Fiery,

985
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 1: our hero this podcast. You know Guy, you know Guy Piers,

986
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,479
Speaker 1: Guy Pierce actually say, the first guy I ever knew

987
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 1: was a guy from Final Fight, and I was in

988
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: all the way, Guy is fucking dope. Are there any

989
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: guys out there like young young guy like actor dudes

990
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 1: were like, what's up? I'm Guy, Welcome to my crib.

991
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 1: We're just kind of sending out a signal for young guys.

992
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 1: If you're out there, the young guys out there, feel

993
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 1: free to tweet at us. I feel like, if your

994
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 1: name is guy and you are between and you're going

995
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 1: to be a fan of this podcast. I feel like

996
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 1: if your name is Guy Man, dude, you're killing it.

997
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 1: What's up? I'm Guy Man, dude. Welcome to my crib.

998
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 1: These are my cars, Welcome to my ponderosa. Guy Man

999
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,839
Speaker 1: dude is a star. So Guy Man Dudes. Do we

1000
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 1: have any takebacks, apologies or compliments for for this week?

1001
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,840
Speaker 1: I'd like to take back right away kind of messing

1002
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 1: up Carls Jr. With what what was the You said

1003
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 1: they had tacos and they never said they had tacos,

1004
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,719
Speaker 1: and then they don't have tacos, so that was Jack

1005
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 1: jack Box, and I feel like a fool egg on

1006
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: my face. I'd like to take that back. Carls Junior

1007
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: has eggs for breakfast, so maybe a Carls Junior egg

1008
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: on your face. And I also would like to apologize

1009
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 1: to Kyle for just kind of immediately thinking, um, without

1010
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:42,320
Speaker 1: really truly thinking about it, who would be the stinkiest

1011
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 1: if we don't shower and don't wash her under arms?

1012
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 1: I just kind of went straight to Kyle. But admittedly

1013
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a sweaty boy. I do sweat, I

1014
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 1: run hot, so it might be me. I might come

1015
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 1: in right that being said, Yeah, I mean that's kind

1016
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 1: of why I'm in the group, is for those types

1017
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:05,919
Speaker 1: of jokes to fall on you, right, I mean, yeah,

1018
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,840
Speaker 1: that's a big part of it. Yeah. And here's my compliment.

1019
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 1: My compliment with Kyle's that he stands strong. He is

1020
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 1: uh not anti society, he is anti um group things.

1021
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:22,399
Speaker 1: He's an individual and uh and I appreciate anyone who

1022
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:24,759
Speaker 1: can stand up for their own thoughts, no matter how

1023
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 1: stupid they are, unless they're crazy, harmful or sometimes what

1024
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:33,319
Speaker 1: he says. I do want to apologize to the people

1025
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: who type into the thing. I didn't read your chat.

1026
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: You said Bullock when I, like an idiot, said stem

1027
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 1: for whatever. The other dud's name is Stired. Thank you, Kyle.

1028
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 1: Compliment you on your memory, and I just want to

1029
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: take back how shitty I was about your back tattoos,

1030
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 1: but it has given me years of laughter. I want

1031
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 1: to compliment you. Well. The one thing that I would

1032
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 1: like to take back would actually be tough because it

1033
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: it happens to be the back tattoo. Um, you'd like

1034
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:05,720
Speaker 1: to take back your own back tattoo? Yeah, it's it

1035
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 1: is hard to look at in the mirror. Um, gonna

1036
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 1: be hard to explain to my son what it is

1037
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 1: and what it means, especially since I lost the sentences

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00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: that remind me of what the words were that meant

1039
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 1: so much to me when I was twenty four years old.

1040
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 1: But I'd also like to compliment unders for running a marathon.

1041
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 1: I think that's fucking sick, super dope. I know you're

1042
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 1: not into it anymore, but I think you did it

1043
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: like around the time when we first met, and that's

1044
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 1: why I'm attracted to you. What I think it was

1045
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 1: when we were right writing Season one of Workaholics, And

1046
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 1: I will fuck you right, and Blake, you're up um,

1047
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 1: and you know I I just want to say that

1048
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 1: these past few weeks, I've been doing a lot of

1049
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 1: Zoom promotion for my new shows Woke on Hulu. Now

1050
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 1: you can watch it, please do. And also Tigtne came out.

1051
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: You can watch it at midnight on Adult Swim. I've

1052
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 1: been doing so many Zoom interviews and I was really

1053
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 1: starting to feel quite exhausted and sorry for myself. And

1054
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 1: then I thought to myself, you know what, teachers are

1055
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 1: out there doing this ship every day with little kids.

1056
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 1: So just another big compliment to the teachers with all

1057
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 1: these little kids clocking in on Zoom every day. My goodness,

1058
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 1: your hero Blake. That actually, that actually seemed important, and

1059
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:20,600
Speaker 1: that's kind of not what we do here on this

1060
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:23,080
Speaker 1: is important. That also felt like a plug in the

1061
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 1: guys of a compliment, which I can't help but realize. Well,

1062
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 1: I liked that. I'd like to compliment Blake for getting

1063
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 1: his plugs in because I feel like that is important.

1064
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: By the way, Blake watched three episodes of Woke. I

1065
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 1: liked it. I finished the whole damn thing. Man, It's great.

1066
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 1: I think my boy Gunther is, uh, well, I'm spacing out.

1067
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,440
Speaker 1: I gotta can't watch it all at once. Then I

1068
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 1: it won't soak in. Here we go, I binged it.

1069
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 1: I like to to not do it all at once,

1070
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,800
Speaker 1: because then you forget what I if I watched a

1071
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 1: whole series of something in a day or two days,

1072
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 1: then two weeks later, I'm like, oh yeah, I had

1073
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 1: to remember that. But if I base it out, it

1074
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,959
Speaker 1: sinks in. And that's what I can't wait to see

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00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 1: what happens with, specifically Gunther and his storyline. That's what

1076
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to. Appreciate it. Thanks, guys, thanks for watching,

1077
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: and I appreciate that. Thanks for supporting. I'm gonna watch it.

1078
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 1: I'm homeless. You know you got a phone, so you

1079
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 1: can come on. Let's connected. Five G. Oh, don't get

1080
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 1: me started on five G. What do you wanna talk about?

1081
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 1: Let's do it, baby, you you can google exactly what

1082
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 1: I know is not real? Okay, and let's save it

1083
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: for the next podcast. Oh right, Thank you guys so

1084
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 1: much for listening to this week of this is important.

1085
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: Yeah baby, alright. Oh, thank you Blake for the sound board.

1086
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 1: That's a big compliment on the sound board, a lot

1087
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 1: more where that came from. Yeah, Baby, See you next

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Speaker 1: week on This is Ah