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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna do it in style. It's time for

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Speaker 1: the best ready ego you've heard in a while, the show.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to read an actual headline from a legitimate

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Speaker 1: news website, and it might be the funniest and oddly

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Speaker 1: most interesting headline I've read in years. It's the Jewil Show.

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Speaker 1: And I repeat, this is a real headline. Okay, are

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Speaker 1: you ready? Yeah? So you ready? Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 1: This is the headline first preserved dinosaur butthole is perfect

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Speaker 1: and unique. Pani says, how do they know? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: it sounds made up? Doesn't it sound like a headline?

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Speaker 1: It's also nice to see that the dinosaurs on myself

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Speaker 1: have something in common and perfect and you want um, well,

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Speaker 1: just with the just with a few hemorrheinds. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you about the perfectly preserved dino hole in a second.

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Speaker 1: But there are a few other weird science stories that

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Speaker 1: came out, ranging from the Dinosaurs balloon not to why

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Speaker 1: you should never leave a cat unattended around syringes, and

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Speaker 1: we have audio of what it sounds like on Mars.

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Speaker 1: So I'll leave it up to you, guys, which one

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Speaker 1: do you want to hear first? Mars is pretty cool? Okay? Cool?

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Speaker 1: So NASA added a feature to its website that lets

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Speaker 1: you listen to what various things sound like on Mars. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: NASA's doing cool stuff with their website all the time.

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Speaker 1: So now you can actually hear the sounds of Mars.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, the atmosphere on Mars is only

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Speaker 1: one percent as dense as Earth's, so very thin atmosphere,

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Speaker 1: so I guess sound doesn't travel very well there. Wow. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I guess you have to be right next to

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Speaker 1: So here's some clips from what it sounds like on

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Speaker 1: the planet Mars. Here's the first clip. It's so excited

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Speaker 1: it's quite dark anomalous, it is. I think that's super cool.

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Speaker 1: It's weird that a dead planet would be dark Anominally,

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Speaker 1: here's the sound of wind on Mars. So they do

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Speaker 1: actually have the sound of wind too. So here's what

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Speaker 1: wind sounds like on mor What does that sound like before?

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Speaker 1: That was just like the sound of Mars. Maybe it

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Speaker 1: that does. It sounds like a windstorm. It does. Love that.

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Speaker 1: So here's the wind of Mars. It's a damn breeze

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Speaker 1: on Mars. Yeah, okay, now I do have the actual

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna play it again? Listen very closely. It's like

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Speaker 1: there's a crazy well something that happens. Hey, jam do

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Speaker 1: a Mars beer. There's some new Mars beers out there.

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Speaker 1: My homebrew, my Mars homebrew. I mak Wow, how did

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Speaker 1: we miss that the first time? I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: It was super loud, that time. That was what it

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Speaker 1: sounds like on Mars. If you want to hear other clips,

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Speaker 1: you can go to NASA's website. Okay, now, so next story,

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Speaker 1: you guys have to choose from cat drug addicts or

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Speaker 1: dinosaur bumbholes? Cats? Cats? What? A choice? Study in Japan

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Speaker 1: found cat nip causes the same type of response in

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Speaker 1: believe it. When my cat is on catnip is mental.

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Speaker 1: What's in it? M evan? What's in it? Apparently you

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Speaker 1: gave it to your cat. You're giving your cat stuff.

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Speaker 1: You don't even know what you're giving it. Well, but

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Speaker 1: for cat nip with you. Yeah. They think ancient cats

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Speaker 1: headline from the story. It says, first preserved dinosaur butthole

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Speaker 1: they've been studying it because that's what scientists do. I

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Speaker 1: going number one, number two, breeding kinky and laying eggs.

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Speaker 1: Also looking at the same fossils, they now think that

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Speaker 1: male dinosaurs JOHNK might have been really long and bendy

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Speaker 1: to help them mate bendy. Yeah, there you go. All right,

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Speaker 1: your phone, Brank is coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: It's a Jewel show, The Jewbil Show on demand only

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Speaker 1: on iHeartRadio. It's another Jebil phone. Frank Mornings. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is Sergeant Darvin Banks calling from the US Marine Corps.

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Speaker 1: Was looking for Patrick. Yeah, speaking Patrick? Color you today, sir.

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Speaker 1: We're doing well? Thank you? What can I help you with?

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Speaker 1: I'm calling in regards to your son Ethan, okay, and

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Speaker 1: I would like to speak with you just for a moment,

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Speaker 1: because he joined up with us the other day and

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Speaker 1: I like to make phone calls to the Did you

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Speaker 1: say he's signed up? Did you just whoa whoa whoa

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Speaker 1: whoa whoa me, Maggott? First of all, who do you

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Speaker 1: think you're target to? I think I'm talking to Ethan's father, Patrick.

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Speaker 1: My name is Lieutenant Darvin Banks from the US Marine Corps,

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Speaker 1: and I will not be who WOA, whoa whoat You

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Speaker 1: got that? Maggott? Y, Well, you're not gonna call me

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Speaker 1: a maggot. First of all, I'll call you whatever I want.

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Speaker 1: I'll call you from sea to sign his Shining Sea.

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Speaker 1: I'll call you wake up for breakfast, I'll call you

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Speaker 1: I want you? Got that? Yeah, I'm not I'm not

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Speaker 1: your private all right. So, first of all, back to

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Speaker 1: my son's signing up, So you had him signed paperwork.

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Speaker 1: I will have you know that I didn't do seven

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Speaker 1: tours in Nam to be spoken to like that by

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Speaker 1: some civilians. Father, you will address me with respect. First

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Speaker 1: of all, you just recruited my son. You would have

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Speaker 1: talked to me with respect. And again you haven't answered

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Speaker 1: my question. Did he signed paperwork? Did you he signed something? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you want to play ball, I'll play ball with you

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Speaker 1: all day long. I'll play ball with he. At night,

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Speaker 1: I'll play ball WITHI. In the morning, I'll play ball

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Speaker 1: with you right before bed. You want to play ball

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Speaker 1: with me, I'll play ball. Yes he did. How's that

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Speaker 1: for playing ball? You said? You're hey, hey, you need

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Speaker 1: to stop yelling at me. All right. You never if

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Speaker 1: you call me, you're gonna tell what the civilized noted noted.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Every once in a while you

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Speaker 1: snap back into basic training. I'm sorry about that, sir.

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Speaker 1: It's not directed you. It was a reaction, and I apologize.

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Speaker 1: I was not managing myself appropriately, and I will do

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Speaker 1: that from this point on. I apologize. Okay, Now, when

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Speaker 1: when did he sign up? Your son? Ethan signed up

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Speaker 1: with US two days ago. He is to report for

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Speaker 1: duty in a week and a half. We talked about

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Speaker 1: this a week ago and he told him. He said

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Speaker 1: that you guys were trying to get in his end

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Speaker 1: recruit him. I told his mother, he's not gonna get

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Speaker 1: signed up with the Marines. Okay, well believe he did.

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Speaker 1: So when did you? When did you call him? Unless

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Speaker 1: I'm mistaken, sir. Unless I'm mistaken, sir, And I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to keep my cool here. What I was saying was,

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Speaker 1: we talked to him the other day, and for your information,

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Speaker 1: he's signed up the other day. He's eighteen years old.

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Speaker 1: He's an adult, and he's ours now. So that's why

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Speaker 1: you might be his father biologically, but now the US

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Speaker 1: my god, he's got a new papa now. Would you say?

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Speaker 1: I said, he's got a new papa now. He's got

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Speaker 1: a new papa now, popa now, a new papa now,

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Speaker 1: and that papa's name is uncle Sam. Oh god, why

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Speaker 1: are you calling me? I'm calling you because your son

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Speaker 1: Ethan did not want to make the phone call himself,

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Speaker 1: because he still hasn't made it through the core. He

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Speaker 1: hasn't made it through, and he's kind of frankly, that's

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Speaker 1: why I joined. The other reason why But I didn't

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Speaker 1: want him to join in the first place. Exactly. Well,

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Speaker 1: we'll shake that out of him by the time he'll

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Speaker 1: my word and my promise to you. No, he's not

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Speaker 1: he's not going. He's not thinking clear head. He's not

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Speaker 1: the smartest eighteen years, not a smart as eighteen year.

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Speaker 1: Only he's dumb as a brick. Your son is dumb

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Speaker 1: as a brick. And I told him that, I said,

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Speaker 1: tacks aren't very smart. But you know what I mean. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: you're not. You're not making any sense to me at all.

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Speaker 1: And no, he will not be joining the military. I

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Speaker 1: He's not his popping now popping got his parents. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, that's what I said to new recruits. I said,

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Speaker 1: you got a new popping owl. And then I make

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Speaker 1: him run for twenty seven hundred miles through deep water

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Speaker 1: and with all kinds of nasty stuff in it. I

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Speaker 1: got a real mean streak in me. I'll punch him

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Speaker 1: right in the stomach and kiss him on the mouth,

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Speaker 1: teach him how to be a man. Yeah, no, no,

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Speaker 1: there's there's no way that nobody talks like this in

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Speaker 1: real life. Dude, like this has got to be He

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Speaker 1: had said, this is actually Jebil from The Jewil Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you. Your son Ethan set

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Speaker 1: you up, He said, you've been worried about him being

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Speaker 1: recruited in the military. Yeah, I should have known right

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Speaker 1: away when you call me a maggot. Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with Jubil phone pranks, we say, mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties the Jewbil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. It's

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Speaker 1: time four of the Roses only on the Jebil Show. Boy,

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Speaker 1: would you look over there? What does it why? It

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Speaker 1: seems if you've got a clear view of the very

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Speaker 1: elusive cheetah. Right, it's time for War of the Roses

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Speaker 1: to catch a cheetah. And you can always tell one

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Speaker 1: of them by their behavior. Oi, Oi, look look over there.

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Speaker 1: It just checked its phone and then superly placed it

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Speaker 1: face down on the table, So it's significant other can't

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Speaker 1: see any notifications that come in. Wow, it's very hard

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Speaker 1: to see a cheetah and it's natural habitat. These animals

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Speaker 1: are hard to catch do to the erratic behavior. And oi, oi,

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Speaker 1: what would you look at that? That's amazing? What is it?

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Speaker 1: He just let out the call of the cheetah a

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Speaker 1: little bit sly about where he's Garry on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now is Kara? And Kara actually thinks that her

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Speaker 1: shows were of the roses. The Jewel Show on demand

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Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio, jewbils Dirty Little Secret. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know that this thing could use a phone. This thinks. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's the Jewel Show. It's time for a dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 1: Member text in four one six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: something to get off your chest, you can tell us anything,

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Speaker 1: and we always keep everybody anonymous. If you want to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret, we don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is. That's why anybody who calls in

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Speaker 1: gets an anonymous nickname, fake name for a real secret.

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Speaker 1: Right okay, and on the phone right now? Is the

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Speaker 1: planet Mars? The planet? Yeah, Mars, the planet Mars. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I did well. The planet Mars got ahold of us

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Speaker 1: perfect A lot of secrets? Is that you, Mars? I guess, yes,

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Speaker 1: that's me. That's that's like ironic. But y are you android?

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Speaker 1: Our iPhone? Android? Android? I'm gonna have an iPhone, but

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Speaker 1: I'd rather be team Android? Yeah? Does that make me

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Speaker 1: an alien or something? Your response scares me? Yes? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm a Martian. All right, Well, planet Mars, what's your

435
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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Um? Okay, gosh um, surely I cannot

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Speaker 1: be the only one. Okay, So where do I even

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Speaker 1: start the beginning? Start with what happened? I think, um,

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Speaker 1: New Year's So I guess we'll start their New Year's.

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Speaker 1: My husband and I totally normal thing to do, make

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Speaker 1: a New Year's resolution together, so like hold each other accountable,

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00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 1: right right, because that's a good idea. Well, we we

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Speaker 1: decide that we're gonna just eat healthier. We're gonna at

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Speaker 1: the very most not eat sugar. We're kind of chocolate

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Speaker 1: sugar eaters, Like he'll eat ice cream and chocolate and

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Speaker 1: that's our late night snack together. So we decided on

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Speaker 1: New Year's together with like an old fashioned pinky promise

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Speaker 1: and everything, but we're not doing sugar. Okay, all right?

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Speaker 1: Is that your secret? My secret? I wish that was

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Speaker 1: my secret. Maybe the pinky swear was the weird martinel

450
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Speaker 1: my secret? Um? Okay, so my secret is, um, I

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Speaker 1: don't know why I must bring suddenly. Um. My secret

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Speaker 1: is that I have not the eating some of the

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Speaker 1: chocolates he look like I have because I'm actually making

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Speaker 1: an effort to hide it. Um, because he's doing so good.

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Speaker 1: He's doing so good. I mean, do you think that

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Speaker 1: maybe he could be eating sweets and chocolates and not

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Speaker 1: telling you about it, just like you're doing him? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean there's a chance, but I'd be

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Speaker 1: super pissed. You heavy, You'd be pissed, Like we just

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Speaker 1: had New Years then you've already you know, ruined your resolution,

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Speaker 1: but you're hiding it from him. But you'd be pissed

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Speaker 1: if you found out he was doing it. I would,

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Speaker 1: because he's doing like he is really supportive and he's

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Speaker 1: like really making those efforts of like swatting my hand

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Speaker 1: when we're in the grocery store and like really making

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Speaker 1: it a point to not like humiliate me, but remind

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Speaker 1: me of how addicted I am to sugar. And I

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Speaker 1: might be, but I'm not. Okay, my secret, all right,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's totally normal. So you're not addicted to

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Speaker 1: the sugar. But your near's resolution with your husband was

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Speaker 1: not to eat the sweets. And you've been hiding the

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Speaker 1: fact that you're eating the sweets but you're not addicted

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Speaker 1: to it. And it's fine, right, like my frozen broccoli

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Speaker 1: and the freezer may not be frozen broccoli might be roboso.

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Speaker 1: So when did you break your resolution? Like how many

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Speaker 1: days into the near I think as people were storming

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Speaker 1: the capital, I was storming the nearest dollar store chocolate ile, Well,

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Speaker 1: alrighty then not even okay, Well, goddess of chocolates, and

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Speaker 1: I don't know, is that's right, goddess not an addict?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, thanks for telling us you a little secret.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, I'm glad to know that you do not

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Speaker 1: have a problem eating the chocolate and you are good

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Speaker 1: and you're just hiding it from your husband because why

484
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Speaker 1: because we need a deal. We need like a really serious,

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Speaker 1: pinky square deal that we wouldn't do it, and so

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Speaker 1: he shouldn't be breaking that promise, right you can, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I already did, so one of us should

488
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Speaker 1: stay strong. Oh What's your dirty little Secret? The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. And Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: I n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. The news for Monday, January twenty fifteen,

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Speaker 1: fifteen twenty fifteen, while ago twenty twenty twenty one. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the I n N, The Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. For January twenty five,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty one. I'm Jewil Fresh and Hey, ma, I

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Speaker 1: just bragged the foot week you meet for months this excited?

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Speaker 1: Did you murder someone? Not someone something? An alligator? Yes,

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Speaker 1: a story out of Oakland. No, not an alligator, sorry,

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Speaker 1: a story out of Oklahoma. I was like, Wow, you

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Speaker 1: guessed you are right that it was pretty cool. A

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00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: story out of Oklahoma says that it's about to be

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Speaker 1: the hot spot for everybody looking to legally hunt bigfoot.

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Speaker 1: Now a lawmaker there gets his wish. Oklahoma State Representative

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Speaker 1: Justin Humphrey introduced a real life bill Wednesday calling for

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Speaker 1: the Oklahoma Wildlife Commission to establish an official bigfoot hunting season,

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Speaker 1: complete with licenses and tags. Okay, please, someone find Bigfoot already.

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Speaker 1: I gotta kill him. No, don't kill him, just like

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Speaker 1: tais him or something, you know, like, yeah, bring him

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Speaker 1: into custody. Can you you know, I'm sure you could.

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Speaker 1: Why why why could you not? You can eat anything,

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Speaker 1: you can. Humphrey reportedly wants people to trap Bigfoot instead

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Speaker 1: of killing it, and hopes to create a twenty five

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Speaker 1: thousand dollar bounty for the first person to capture Bigfoot.

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Speaker 1: It should be way more considering nobody's ever in the

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Speaker 1: history of human country. So to me, I don't believe

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Speaker 1: in Bigfoot. I don't either. I don't either. I mean,

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Speaker 1: they had pictures of like what they think, you know,

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Speaker 1: when they've captured Bigfoot, like in a picture or something.

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00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,719
Speaker 1: But I still don't believe any of that because photoshop.

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00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just a huge bear or something. Yeah exactly, yeah,

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00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: just a huge bear walking on yeah, just walking on

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Speaker 1: two feet, just like big Foot. Woods a cigarette, drinking coffee.

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Speaker 1: Sorry to ruin you everyone, this is the I n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the

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Speaker 1: news the news. And for our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it to Alex Fresh, who's on location in Ohio, Ohio,

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Speaker 1: where has tested positive for COVID nineteen oh no. Yes,

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Speaker 1: And he was recently with Joe Rogan and Elon Muss.

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00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: They took a picture together and at this point, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what are you guys doing? Seriously, like what no masks

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00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,400
Speaker 1: like It's confusing at this point, and then right next

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Speaker 1: to each other, right next to each other, I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: why can't we stay home? Why are they doing shows

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Speaker 1: right now? I don't know, Like everybody wants to get out.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't understand this. Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: understand that. As a comic, you know, a stand up comedian,

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Speaker 1: I haven't done comedy in a long time now because

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Speaker 1: of COVID, and people have asked me to do shows

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00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: that I can do it at our comedy club and

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Speaker 1: we'll just do limited seating. But I still just don't

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Speaker 1: feel right going out to do shows right now and

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Speaker 1: getting people in the same room together, because a lot

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Speaker 1: of the comedy tours out there and the people that

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00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: are still touring. There's been stories about how they've gotten

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Speaker 1: COVID after and the people have gone to the show

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00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: of gone COVID. I just feel like it's still kind

547
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: of irresponsible to do yea is and everybody needs to

548
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: just cancel these things because everybody wants to get back out.

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00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: So Dave wants to do comedy so bad. How about

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00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 1: you stay home social distance, wear a mask, and then

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00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 1: maybe we could all get back to it sooner. Yeah,

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00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: I would prefer that, So you have it, Dave Chapelle.

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00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: He's still hilarious, but he's an idiot and probably gave

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Speaker 1: covid rogan Yeah, probably, Yeah. Alright, this is the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news. And for our

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00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: next story, let's send it to English Heaven, who was

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Speaker 1: on location as the guest milker this week at the

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Speaker 1: new Human Dairy Farm in Random Lake, Wisconsin. How's it going.

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Speaker 1: I would like to milk a cow one day. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's a human dairy farm that I said, Oh no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna milk a human. I think he would

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Speaker 1: have fun. Okay, So in Florida first, obviously there was

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Speaker 1: Tiger King. Right now, there's a new guy called the

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Speaker 1: Monkey Whisperer who is being prosecuted for illegally selling primates. Wow, okay,

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Speaker 1: yes he's been arrested though, he's just being prosecuted right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, did you want a monkey? Yeah? I've been wanted, well,

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Speaker 1: I want I've been wanted by Alex and monkey for

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Speaker 1: a long time. I just don't know where to buy

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Speaker 1: a monkey. I shouldn't have said that. I shouldn't let

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Speaker 1: the cat out of the bad Do you know it

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Speaker 1: was not a cat, a monkey out of the back,

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Speaker 1: Monkey out of the back. Do you know what kind

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Speaker 1: of monkey? Yeah? Like the little ones. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: it's like capuchin. Yeah, one capuchin or whatever monkeys. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I just if you a text in four one or

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Speaker 1: six one, if you are an illegal monkey dealer, I mean,

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Speaker 1: we'll just know as well that one of those monkeys

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Speaker 1: goes for thirteen thousand dollars. So people really loves you, Alex.

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Speaker 1: Yeah he does. Actually, i'd be thought would be way

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Speaker 1: more than that. Let's get three monkeys. Why. I was

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Speaker 1: in Bali one time and there was a balloon that bing.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, here we go time every time I do

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Speaker 1: a story like this. I was on my gap yard

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Speaker 1: and we took a bread from the yacht. We took

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Speaker 1: a break from go look at monkeys there fun. I

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Speaker 1: know that polished and then I went to the golf club.

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Speaker 1: Did I mention? I played golf in college? My sister

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Speaker 1: and I won't forget the story. Job lady, you know

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Speaker 1: how I hear about your bully. I almost lost my

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Speaker 1: job in balt Oh, I forgot I didn't have one.

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Speaker 1: If I was in balling yo job, You're about to

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Speaker 1: lose yoke job. You're about to lose yoke job. Oh nothing,

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Speaker 1: And that was the I n N the Idiot News

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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they report

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Speaker 1: the news. Tune in tomorrow, same time for another hard

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Speaker 1: hitting report. This is I n N News News, The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show, on demand only on iHeartRadio. First Date follow

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Speaker 1: Up Antonio is the dude on the phone for a

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Speaker 1: first Date fall up today and he thinks that something

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Speaker 1: he did in the kitchen might be the reason that

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Speaker 1: he's not getting a call back from a girl named Tina.

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00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: Let he take a dump in of food or something.

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00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure what he did yet, but I

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00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: do know that I've had at least fifteen dates back

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Speaker 1: when I was dating that were ruined by me doing

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Speaker 1: stuff in the kitchen too, I don't even want to know. Yeah,

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00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: not sure if it was due to the thing he

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00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: chose to use to mash the potatoes like mine was, whoa,

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Speaker 1: what did you use? You'd think people would give anyway,

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Speaker 1: You think they'd give me props for being flexible, But

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00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: now they didn't. Oh my, anyway, they just filed charges.

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00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: But enough about me. I'm talking about Antonio, and let's

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00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: find out what Antonio did and why he thinks he's

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00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: not getting a call back right now? Antonio, what's up man?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? Guys? Yeah, I'm doing well. So

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming if you did what I did, is the

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00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: burn healing? Okay, I definitely did not do what you did.

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Speaker 1: I was not burned in the process physically. Well good,

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00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: all right, So the girl you want to call her

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Speaker 1: name is Tina. Tell us about your date. Well, I

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00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: mean it went really well, I thought. I mean, this

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Speaker 1: girl is beautiful, I mean magazine cover kind of beautiful,

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Speaker 1: and her sense of humor was just unbelievable, Like do

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00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, She's just like one of

626
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: those girls that can kind of hang. You know. She

627
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: was so cool and I really thought that we hit

628
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: it off. But um, it's been about a week and

629
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: I have not heard from her, and I've tried contacting

630
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: her a couple of times. Now, okay, okay, So what

631
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: did you guys do for your date? Well? I had

632
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: her over because I thought it would be really romantic

633
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: to make some food and look for Okay, so you're

634
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: a good cook. Uh normally yes, normally yes, but not

635
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 1: in this occasion. You know. I think I was just

636
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: really nervous because, you know, I really enjoyed chatting with

637
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: her before the date, and I really wanted it to

638
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 1: go well. And I was getting ready while I was cooking,

639
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 1: and I wound up burning the food I made. Steak.

640
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: You can't fix steak. Yeah, So what did you end

641
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: up doing instead of just like coming clean and taking

642
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: her out somewhere? Probably what I should have done. I

643
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:40,879
Speaker 1: ordered some food and passed it off as oh that's

644
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 1: pretty I think that happens a lot, probably. Yeah, So

645
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: why do you think that she knows? Though? Well, I

646
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 1: can't think of any other reason why she's not getting

647
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 1: back to me. I mean, the conversation was really good.

648
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: Like I said, you know, we were laughing, we were

649
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: having a great time. You think that she thinks you

650
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 1: are a liar? I think that might be it, well,

651
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: depending on and also what you said about it. You

652
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: took it out of the boxes, you got it in right? No, yes,

653
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: yes I did. I even took out the trash where

654
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: all of the containers were in before she got there.

655
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: Like I really covered my tracks. I ordered from this

656
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: great Italian place, but uh, it's kind of well known

657
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,919
Speaker 1: in the town, and I think that she just might

658
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: have recognized it, Okay, And she complimented me on the

659
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: meal a couple of times, and you know, I totally

660
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: took credit. So I'm just, yeah, I'm hoping that that

661
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: didn't turn her off. Okay, is that a reason not

662
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: to call? Yeah, but if they told you, if they were,

663
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 1: like if they came clean and said, hey, I burned

664
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: what I was going to make, so I ordered this

665
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: Italian food and joked about it, that'd be better. It

666
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: also depends on what he said, though, like when she

667
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 1: was complimenting the meal, like you know, it really depends

668
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: on like how much he went in to it, just

669
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: like a thanks you know, like, yeah, thanks prepping it

670
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: for months. Well, I mean I was just really nervous.

671
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: She was so beautiful and I wanted to impress her.

672
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I everybody boasts a little bit on a

673
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 1: first date, I think, except you were boasting about food

674
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 1: that you didn't make. If she knew that, maybe that's

675
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: recasion you're not going to call back. Well, we'll play

676
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: a song come back and then call her and see

677
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: if the fact that you're a big liar is the

678
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: reason you're not going to call back, right, could be

679
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 1: a thanks guy, Yeah, we'll do an next. It's a

680
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: jewel show. Antonia's on the phone with us for a

681
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 1: first day fall up. Today. He wants us to call

682
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 1: a girl named Tina. He actually invited her over for

683
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 1: dinner and she was excited about that. He said that

684
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: she was amazing, and now she's not calling him back,

685
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 1: and he thinks the reason is because he burnt the

686
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: food that he was trying to make her. So he

687
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: ordered from a restaurant and then took credit for it,

688
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: and then like really took credit for it when she

689
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 1: said that she liked it and said it was his

690
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: said it was his grandma, grandma mom's recipe. I'm like

691
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: that mom's recipe. Yeah it was mom. Yeah, even brut

692
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: mother into this. Yes, so he said it was his

693
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: mom's recipe. He thinks that she knew he was lying,

694
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: and that's why she's not calling him back. So we're

695
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 1: gonna see if we can call her and find out

696
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 1: if that is the reason. All right, and Tonio, if

697
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: that is your real name, are you ready to go? Yeah,

698
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: let's do it all right, here we go. Hello, him,

699
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 1: I speak to Tina please. Uh, this is Tina. Hey, Tina,

700
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: how are you? This is the Jewel Show? Hello? Hu?

701
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: Wait what this is the Jewels Show. We won't do

702
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 1: that whole thing again. It's a radio show. My name

703
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: is Jebel with me as my house wife. Alex free

704
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:53,399
Speaker 1: yesh hello and English Heavin. Hi. Yeah, and I had

705
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: to do it, and we got an email about you.

706
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: That's why we're calling you. Okay, you've got an email

707
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: about me? Yes, I did. Um, Well, i'll tell you

708
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 1: in just a second. We do a segment on the

709
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: show where if you go out on a date with

710
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 1: someone and then end up ghosting them, we're not calling

711
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: them back. They can email us to get you on

712
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 1: the phone and find out what happened. So you recently

713
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: went on a date with one of our listeners and

714
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 1: they emailed us because apparently you're not getting back to them. Okay,

715
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: she's been super excited about it. Have you been out

716
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 1: on a lot of dates in the last week or so?

717
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: A lot is an interesting um phrase to use. I

718
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: wouldn't say a lot more than one? More than one? Okay,

719
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: So what were the names of the people that you

720
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: went on a date with? I'll let you know who

721
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: you who you ghosted? Yeah? Who have you ghosted? Uh? Antonio?

722
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: All right? Okay, So you've been out on two dates

723
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: and one of them you're still talking to, and Antonio

724
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: is the one you're not talking to. Now, I'm not

725
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,720
Speaker 1: a mathematician, but if I were to try to guess

726
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: which person emailed us, I would probably go with Antonio,

727
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 1: I think so. M hmm, yeah, you sound excited as

728
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:14,240
Speaker 1: you do. So why why did you stop talking to him? Look,

729
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you. I feel kind of

730
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 1: bad talking, you know, bad about someone on the radio. Yeah,

731
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: but he wanted it happen. Well, he didn't want necessary

732
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: want you to talk bad about it. But hey, yeah,

733
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 1: anybody that does this on the show. We always tell

734
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: him you might hear something you don't want to hear. So, okay,

735
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: do you guys just want me to be blunt or

736
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: yes we do, Yes, we would love it. Um. I

737
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: kind of think Antonio is a crackhead. I mean a

738
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: crackhead that he didn't sell well, no, I mean that's fine.

739
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: I just he doesn't sound like a Yeah, he doesn't

740
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: sound like a crackhead to me. He didn't sound like

741
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:55,879
Speaker 1: a prepaid phone. What do you mean by that, Well,

742
00:39:55,880 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 1: like maybe not crack, but like cocaine or something. Why why, Oh,

743
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:08,479
Speaker 1: you're right, that's much better. I mean he like made

744
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 1: me dinner, which was really nice. The whole time, he

745
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: was just really fidgety, and it seemed like more than

746
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: just nerves. Really, I was just gonna say, maybe he

747
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: was just nervous, but yeah, that's what I mean. Did

748
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 1: you have big pupils? I mean the pupils thing. I

749
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 1: guess I didn't pay as much attention to, but I

750
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: definitely noticed that he was going to the bathroom a lot,

751
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 1: and his nose was really runny. Oh yeah, okay, those

752
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 1: are tell tall signs. Yeah, for sure, he's been Yeah,

753
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: he just like kept talking about the food like really fast.

754
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 1: I mean, he could have been nervous or something, but

755
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 1: I just thought all of the signs were kind of weird,

756
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, well he definitely didn't mention that part, No,

757
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: he didn't. Yeah, he told us about your date. He

758
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 1: said that he made your dinner and then you guys

759
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: hung out, and then he burned the dinner, and then

760
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 1: he ordered you know, takeout and trying to act like

761
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 1: it was his and then but he didn't tell us

762
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 1: that he was a cookhead. I didn't know he ordered takeout. Yeah,

763
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: he apparently he burned the dinner. Yeah, apparently he did that.

764
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: He burnt the food and then told you that the

765
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 1: stuff that he ordered from a restaurant for you guys

766
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: eat was actually his recipe. On top of that, though,

767
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: you think that he was doing drugs because his nose

768
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 1: was running and he was talking all crazy. I don't know,

769
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 1: it just seemed like the most plausible thing because he

770
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: was just talking so fast, and he kept going to

771
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: the bathroom and he was fidgeting, and his nose was running,

772
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: and you know what I mean, Well, yeah, yeah, yeah,

773
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 1: we should ask him if he's on drugs, because I'd

774
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: like to know, because it didn't sound like it at

775
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: all when we talked to him. Wouldn't you like to know, Tina?

776
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess not really. Well, I'm just you

777
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: know what, I think we should ask him right now

778
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: because he's actually on the line listing and wants to

779
00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: talk to you. Oh, oh my god, Tina, I am

780
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 1: not a drug at it. I promised you. What is what? What? What? Why?

781
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 1: The nose running in the bathroom trims, then the fidgety

782
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: How do you explain all that? Well, first of all, look, Tina,

783
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 1: I really liked you a lot, and I'd really just

784
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 1: love to explain what actually happens. Okay, my allergies always

785
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 1: act up this time of year. It's been like really

786
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: bad since like about five years ago, and I do

787
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 1: everything that I can, but nothing seems to work. I

788
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: have a Nettie Pott in the bathroom. I was using that,

789
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: and you know a lot of people get turned off

790
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,800
Speaker 1: by that kind of stuff, so I didn't want to

791
00:42:53,840 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 1: say anything not exactly sexy talk. Okay, so you say

792
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,359
Speaker 1: your nose is running because of allergies, and you kept

793
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: going to the bathroom to try to clean your nose. Okay,

794
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: so what about the fidgetiness though, Oh well, the fidgetiness.

795
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: Thank you for selling me out there. I'll like, hey,

796
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: you welcome, but I guess I might resolve, you know,

797
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: come clean now that it's all out there. Yes, um,

798
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 1: I burned the dinner that I was making for usina um,

799
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: and then ordered take out and passed it off as

800
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: my own. You know, you were complimenting me on the food,

801
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: and you know, I wanted to impress you because I

802
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: was just really enjoying our time together. And I just

803
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: I really hope you'll give me another chance, Tina, what

804
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,359
Speaker 1: do you think? Will you go out with Antonio again

805
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: on another day? We'll pay for it? What did you

806
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: can go to an actual restaurant, eat their food and

807
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: he can't lie about it. That put him in an

808
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,919
Speaker 1: environment where he can't lie. Yeah, and look the bothroom door. Yeah,

809
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: as long as you don't why about making the food,

810
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 1: which I guess you can't with the steak because we're

811
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 1: going to a restaurant. And as long as you take

812
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: some allergy medicine, now that's a good time. This is

813
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:18,359
Speaker 1: brought to you by Allegra. I will I will call

814
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: my doctor right now and get that allergy medication and

815
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: now is doctor code for drug dealer and it's medication

816
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: code for cocaine. That's no. All right, congratulations you got

817
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: another day day. Yeah, amazing, Thank you guys. I know

818
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 1: something we can do to celebrate Tony. Try it all right,

819
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 1: Jubils First Date follow Up The Jewels Show on demand

820
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio, Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Remember, if you

821
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: want to tell us a dirty little secret, all you

822
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: have to do is text in four one oh six

823
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: one and you can tell us anything and we'll keep

824
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: it a secret for you, not really keep it a

825
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 1: secret because we tell everyone. We tell everyone, but we

826
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 1: keep you anonymous. Nobody knows your name or your voice,

827
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: and we don't even ask your name. That's why everybody

828
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 1: who calls in with a dirty little secret gets a

829
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:21,399
Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now, Ben Roethlisberger, Beer,

830
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: what's up? Ben Roethlisberger? Still? Thank you? So what other

831
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: than the things that you've been accused of in the

832
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: past that have been in the news, it's one of

833
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:42,879
Speaker 1: your dirty little secrets, Ben Roethlisberger. That's that's funny. That's funny. Um. Thanks, yeah, no,

834
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Speaker 1: I um honestly, I'm just, you know, a fan of envelopes.

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Speaker 1: Uh what did you say? Envelopes? You know stuff? Yeah? Yeah,

836
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Speaker 1: I um what does that mean? Like you? But like you,

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Speaker 1: you watch envelopes and cheer for them. Here you asked

838
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Speaker 1: for their autograph, Like, what do you mean a fan

839
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Speaker 1: of envelopes? I like, say, you know, I like I

840
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Speaker 1: like how they taste paper. Yeah, I like, yeah, I

841
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Speaker 1: like to like the envelopes. You like to look them

842
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Speaker 1: like the thing that seals them, right, not the paper,

843
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: that's yeah, not the paper, No, no, no, the thing

844
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Speaker 1: that in my mind, I was like, that makes it better.

845
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Speaker 1: That doesn't matter, that's fine. You're not eating the envelopes,

846
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Speaker 1: so no, do you like to lick envelopes? The Yes,

847
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Speaker 1: that's your dirty little secret. Yeah, that's my dirty little secret.

848
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Speaker 1: I I love actually licking envelopes, like I love it,

849
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: like it's some taste better than the others, but some

850
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: tastes terrible. Yeah. I don't think I've ever looked at

851
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 1: envelope and be like this is delicious. Yeah. How did

852
00:46:53,800 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: you get into licking envelopes? Well? I remember the first time, honestly,

853
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 1: was when I was younger, I who used to do

854
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 1: pentiles and stuff like that. And I remember the specific

855
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 1: type of enolvelope that I used to get and it

856
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: just had this great sweet taste to it. And then

857
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: I just ever since then, I've been I'll just buy

858
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: stacks those envelopes and I just sit at home and

859
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Speaker 1: I like to lick them. I mean, wait, so, like,

860
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Speaker 1: do you have like a favorite envelope or where do

861
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 1: you get these envelopes? There's like tons on Amazon, Like

862
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Speaker 1: I'm just imagining you, like, oh my god, I can't

863
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: wait until you open up your package. Yeah. No, I

864
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: just go to local martin get them. I don't like

865
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: waiting in the mail for them. I like to get

866
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: them pretty fast. So huh, okay, So you just love

867
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: licking envelopes. That's your dirty little secret. Oh yeah, I

868
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: mean there's no better taste in this world than the

869
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Speaker 1: taste of envelope with I mean, that's it. That's just

870
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:57,760
Speaker 1: it's the best. Strawberries taste better than envelope glue. Mangoes. Mangoes.

871
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,760
Speaker 1: Mangoes are good. I wonder if there is like flavors

872
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 1: of envelopes, you know, like you might want to check

873
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 1: our Amazon. Yeah, could change your world. Yeah, I mean,

874
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: they have flavored ones on Amazon. I'm actually ordered some

875
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: off there, but you know, nothing beats the original. That's

876
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: that's yeah, yeah, I thought that before. It's the original

877
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 1: envelope flavor. Well, thanks for telling us your dirty little secret, Joe.

878
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:27,919
Speaker 1: Yeah of course, uh yeah, okay, go lick some envelopes today.

879
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 1: I am actually I bet you are all right? Thanks?

880
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 1: All right? Thanks? Does anybody feel like they need to

881
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: take a shower after? I do? Feel I'm gonna go

882
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: look some envelopes. I don like you, guys, I'm gonna

883
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 1: go taste tests. I feel like scratch and sif you know, like,

884
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: do you know what he kind of means though about

885
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: they are sweet, but they have those ones that you

886
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,760
Speaker 1: can just peel off and it has a little sticky stuff,

887
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 1: And that's what I might know. You know, he's got

888
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: to be super mad if he gets an envelope and

889
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: it's the one where he peels off and you don't

890
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: have to lick it. I don't like licking envelopes. No,

891
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: I'm ever like the taste. I don't like it. I

892
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 1: don't mind it though. Yeah, Well some that I mind,

893
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: some that I don't. Some are pretty gross. I think

894
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,240
Speaker 1: the guy that called in for the Dirty Little Secret

895
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Speaker 1: really likes the leg you know what I mean? What's

896
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on demand only

897
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Speaker 1: on iHeartRadio. Stop Hamma time, not hammertime yet. Seriously, whatever

898
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Speaker 1: you're doing right now, you might be in danger and

899
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: not even know it. It's a Jewel Show. Whether you're

900
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 1: at home listening on your Alexa and about to head

901
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: out for the day, stop drop. And if you're on

902
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 1: a jog, stop drop. And the time, and if you're

903
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: speeding down the freeway right now, late for a meeting,

904
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:47,399
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Slam on the brakes. You might be in danger. Well,

905
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: you're definitely in danger if you just did that. If

906
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: you're on the freeway, keep going. Go. But a new

907
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: list of the top most dangerous cities in the US

908
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: has just come out. We'll break down the top five

909
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: most dangerous cities in the US according to a new report.

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Speaker 1: Number five Saint Loui. I mean, for me, it's the

911
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 1: most dangerous just because of the tea rab the toasted ravioli.

912
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 1: But that's because of lack of willpower and lactose intolerance.

913
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: I feel I feel you on that one. Number four

914
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:18,359
Speaker 1: on the list Baltimore, Maryland. That's very surprising really why

915
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 1: Baltimore is hood Maryland. It just sounds like very politic

916
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: it is, but Washington politically politically like a lot of

917
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:32,879
Speaker 1: politicians and people. Yeah there means means lots of like

918
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: pinky raising, tea drinking. Yeah, I know, it's not like pretentious, right,

919
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: pretentious people. Yeah, people people like in seven. Number three

920
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: on the new list of America's most Dangerous cities. Birmingham, Alabama, Alabama. Yeah,

921
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 1: number two on the list of the most dangerous cities

922
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Speaker 1: in the US. Memphis, Tennessee, Tennessee. Whenever you're Memphis, I

923
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Speaker 1: just think of that old song walking in Memphis. You know,

924
00:50:55,160 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 1: that's all walking. You know what. One of my favorite

925
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: Tennessee songs is what Tennessee whiskey Down Down Down, Yeah down.

926
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Speaker 1: Is it an instrumental No, that's just the beginning. Okay.

927
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 1: I've never liked country music ever. Alex likes country music.

928
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 1: Should be playing it sometimes when I come home because

929
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 1: I don't remember, by the way, if you don't know that,

930
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 1: And some of the songs are still so hilarious to me,

931
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: and I just love to walk in and just start

932
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: singing along. Even though, and I'm like, this is seriously

933
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: so annoying because these songs are really good. I feel

934
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: like anyone can do country music though, because you just

935
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: have to go like Brown to buy. Anybody can do

936
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: anything they want, and that doesn't make sense. Anybody can

937
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:43,359
Speaker 1: wrap anybody like if they want to do okay, voice

938
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:46,840
Speaker 1: to talk faster. There's this one. There's this one country artist,

939
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,439
Speaker 1: but he talks all the way up into the hook

940
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 1: on every single song. So we'd be like. I was

941
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 1: at a burner saw this lady and reminded me a

942
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,399
Speaker 1: lady I used to date, and now it's like, oh

943
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: my god, that is that lady. So I was like,

944
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:02,319
Speaker 1: would you like to come back because I would love

945
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 1: to be with you akin. So I walked up to

946
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: it and I has to and we talked for a

947
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 1: little bit and then I was like, could you come

948
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,439
Speaker 1: and you just keep goad. His name is Sam Hunt.

949
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,320
Speaker 1: Sam Hunt. Okay, don't seem I can find it in

950
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: a nursystem here, Sam, Yeah, every single song he just

951
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: talks to me. And I'm like, that's a good observation here.

952
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: This is called this is not it break up a

953
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: small town Sound Get a first Sam Hunt? Ah here,

954
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 1: you guys, he's gonna talk. I knew i'd see you around.

955
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 1: God'll be some party show up and I'll be walking up.

956
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:42,839
Speaker 1: He almost sang. Everybody's still talking behind his sister. Look

957
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: up its red line. I mean my maximum stick back talking. Okay,

958
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: this is why I got my country. It's coming up.

959
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 1: So he still kind of talking to the same stations,

960
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: slow down to the same run around, the same crowd.

961
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:01,359
Speaker 1: Don't think too much. Just okay, so they're still talking

962
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: to you already, he's talking, not anymore, just so you know,

963
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 1: I'm getting tired to talk. It's so I'm gonna sing

964
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 1: just real quick, but I might go back to talking here.

965
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,439
Speaker 1: Just still a minute, let me talk to you. So

966
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: many streets you say every song, Yeah, that's pretty much

967
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 1: what I does. I don't even know what part of

968
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,399
Speaker 1: the song when I'm trying to sing, I didn't even

969
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 1: hear it. That's pretty much the style. So style he'll

970
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 1: go back to. He's still singing. Here he goes here,

971
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 1: you go, I feel like talking again for a while.

972
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 1: I guess it's really weird. He's telling stories. A story. Yeah,

973
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: oh so he talks. He's tired of talking. He's like

974
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: I just gotta sing real quick, and he's like, hold

975
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: on a second. I got something to say, but I

976
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: can't do it with two melodies. I'm just gonna talk

977
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: about I just like get that hyped up and it's like, yeah,

978
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:02,840
Speaker 1: you know, and it's like it's a sad story. Actually

979
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,319
Speaker 1: if you listen, right, you know, this girl broke up

980
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 1: with him and and then they having a small town

981
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: together and then she saw him with another dude, like

982
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: one of his friends out perfectly. So that's gonna singing, buddy.

983
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 1: I haven't had a single word because I'm embarrassed. Embarrassed. Well,

984
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: number the most dangerous city. We took up a lot

985
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 1: of time doing that, um but number one is Detroit, Michigan.

986
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 1: Nobody's surprised. Number two. Number two is sin I thought

987
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 1: of number three. Okay, yeah, so let's breaking out real quick.

988
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: The number five, s leuis number four Baltimore. Number three,

989
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 1: b bring him Alabama. Number two you're only ten nice. Memphis.

990
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: Number one is Detroit, Chian Yeah, alright, cool, all right,

991
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: all right, okay, so I guess that was us talking

992
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: a little bit, and I gotta tell your phone breaks

993
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: come in in just a few minutes. All Right, Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio