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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This cold Stratton

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Speaker 1: here stepping in yet again for Kevin Pollock, who is

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Speaker 1: off filming The Grumpy Old Men prequels Slightly Irritable Babies.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet our alchemist, Shelley in no particular order, say

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Speaker 1: hello to Vanessa Ragland Vanessa quere in the world is Carmen,

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Speaker 1: San Diego, Australia. I to do it. It's hard to

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Speaker 1: get back together. Next up, it's everyone's favorite roller rink,

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Speaker 1: Caroline Cotter. Caroline, do you ever skate backwards? Well, of

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Speaker 1: course I'm the rank. I do it all. It's going

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Speaker 1: to be well rounded on the rink. Everybody says that.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's the pinball wizard himself, Chris Alvarado. Chris, how

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Speaker 1: the heck do you get multiball tilt? You the machine?

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Speaker 1: Really mess the machine up? By doing that, you take

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Speaker 1: a risk, but it pays off. Sometimes it's the man

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Speaker 1: with a million phobias, James Heney. He need what doesn't

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Speaker 1: scare you? You know what doesn't scare me? Under the covers,

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Speaker 1: when you can't see anything outside, it can't hurt you.

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Speaker 1: That's fair. Looking at the world classic method, you'd be

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Speaker 1: surprised what I've doned under the covers. Okay, and finally

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Speaker 1: he killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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Speaker 1: Brad Norman, Hello Brad, what in the world brought you

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Speaker 1: to Reno? Oh? Man, I just I was actually going

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Speaker 1: to a clinic to have my um, to have my

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Speaker 1: sideburns lengthened, and um, they messed it up when I

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Speaker 1: was under anesthesia. They put some more chest hair in.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know, I just feel manly or now nice. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we can. We can all feel it. We don't want

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Speaker 1: to say anything, but now that you pointed it out,

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Speaker 1: the test Townstone is yeah, I just feel Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: just feel more in the traditional sense. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: A with the Alchemists at Kevin's house not my house,

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Speaker 1: because apartment like a really nice party. I've known you

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Speaker 1: let's get to it. I'll love Today's scenes. Suggestions were

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Speaker 1: this dot com. Our first scene comes from Kyle, who wrote, Hey,

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Speaker 1: dudes and dolls, I've never heard that before. I'd love

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Speaker 1: to hear a scene about a group of delinquent skater

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Speaker 1: kids hanging out in their small town. What hydrinks will

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Speaker 1: they get into? Who will try to stop them? Why

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Speaker 1: is pizza so delicious? All these questions and more I

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Speaker 1: put before your brilliant brains to answer. Godspeed, my ducklings.

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Speaker 1: I got like seven bucks. I stole it from my stepdads.

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Speaker 1: So if we wanted to try to buy a forty

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Speaker 1: l or something like that, we can ask somebody to

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Speaker 1: buy us something. Yes, that is so ill, dude. There's

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Speaker 1: no loitering. Oh and I didn't say skateboarding was a crime.

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Speaker 1: I said loitering about to start skateboarding, Mrs Anderson. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we don't want to be rude, but at we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to be because are you wait wait I haven't

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Speaker 1: even gotten to it yet. Oh you we're skateboarders now,

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Speaker 1: like for real, look at the four wheels. We made

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Speaker 1: a commitment and that means the commitment commitment to anarchy. Kids,

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Speaker 1: And we're gonna have to put wax on these stairs. No,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna slip. No, no, that's the opposite. It will

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Speaker 1: actually probably grip better. Sometimes it's better grip on a surfboard.

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Speaker 1: But this wax is gonna make it so we can slide.

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Speaker 1: Let's get out of my way. No can do Mrs

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Speaker 1: Anderson skater or die or die? Skate here? Kick my board? Then, miss, wait,

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Speaker 1: what do you do? I want to see your skate

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Speaker 1: or doesn't skate or die? I'm gonna try to tread. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's see. Oh hey, that's on you. Man. Why did

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Speaker 1: you give your board? Yeah, you just bought that, bro

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Speaker 1: I said, we said skater or die. We had to

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Speaker 1: let her show up or put up. Yeah, but we

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Speaker 1: have a worth skateboard for that purpose. And look, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to be this guy, but rat, I think

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Speaker 1: you're out of the game. Man, but I'm the best

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Speaker 1: skiing revolves anymore. You're out of the gang. Take your

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Speaker 1: pants off, walk away, okay, and I have to kiss

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Speaker 1: your butt? Yeah, asked by don't it's not you're not

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Speaker 1: part of it. Just let kiss give me one second. Whoa,

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Speaker 1: it looks like the butt kiss back. Hey, shut up, dude.

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Speaker 1: Well I'm just saying I can observe you can observe it.

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Speaker 1: It just feels like you were saying something else. Want

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Speaker 1: to get a new skateboard and then I can be

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Speaker 1: back in the game. I don't think so it works

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Speaker 1: that way. Well, you know you can't get into the

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Speaker 1: game if you kiss Chads but and then his butt

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Speaker 1: kisses my But yes, that's the only way back in

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Speaker 1: hard pass. Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt this butt

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Speaker 1: kissing going on. Is this the address of Mrs Anderson? Yeah? Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm Tony Hawk, you first skating phenomen has been getting

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Speaker 1: around and I'd like to invite her to the X game.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what? She'll be home? How did you

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Speaker 1: see her? How do you know about this? It's everywhere

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Speaker 1: pumping up your phone getting alert train. I don't have

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Speaker 1: a phone. I have my mom's phone. It's blocked. She

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Speaker 1: blocked ESPN from her phone. Damn. All right, well you're

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Speaker 1: Tony Hawks and we totally trust you. Hey, while you're here,

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Speaker 1: can we audition for the xprees please? I prepared a song? Alright,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess. I mean at six seven, I

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Speaker 1: love to skateboard, watch wax a bowl and kiss my butt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you think you know? That's uh, it's really it's

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Speaker 1: really good. Yeah. H you got a tattoo on your cheek?

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Speaker 1: Yeah I did. I got it while I was moving

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Speaker 1: to Whoa. Yeah, and guess what? You can call up

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Speaker 1: Randall Park Elementary School in town to kiss my harry

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Speaker 1: ass because I have never felt this alive. Who are you?

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Speaker 1: Oh God, it's it's really gushing, m Sir Tony Hawk.

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Speaker 1: Who is that? He's probably the best skateboarder has ever lived,

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Speaker 1: and that ever lives? Look, I'm here on behalf of

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Speaker 1: the X Games. What's that? It's an extreme competition that

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Speaker 1: you might send ESPN eight. Okay, anyways, we'd love for

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Speaker 1: you to compete words everywhere. Oh my gosh, you're losing

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Speaker 1: a lot of I got some tampons. Here we go, Dad, Dad,

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Speaker 1: do you mind if I erupt your work on the car?

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Speaker 1: I guess is there any like chores I could do?

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Speaker 1: So maybe I could get some money. I need to

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Speaker 1: hold on. Let me get out from under the dots

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Speaker 1: in before I listen to your whining. It's not whining, Dad,

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Speaker 1: It's important, all right. Tell me what the problem is, Jeremy.

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Speaker 1: What is the problem today? Someone stole my skateboard? Your skateboard.

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Speaker 1: Someone stole my skateboard, and I need to make money

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Speaker 1: so I can get a new one. Okay, So how

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Speaker 1: much money are we talking about? Like eighty five dollars

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Speaker 1: minimal et five dollars for a skateboard? Need five dollars

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Speaker 1: for a plank with wheels? Well, it's gotta have good wheels,

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Speaker 1: it's gotta have good bearings. It's gotta be a good

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Speaker 1: I mean, what do you want? Bad grip tape? And

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Speaker 1: I hurt myself and I could never skate again to

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Speaker 1: you know, Normally this would be a situation where I would,

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Speaker 1: you know, build one with you, and we'd bond and

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Speaker 1: build our castle of friendship brick by brick. But because

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Speaker 1: of your defensive tone, I don't think I'm gonna do no, no, no, no, Dad, Dad,

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Speaker 1: I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. Let's

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Speaker 1: build a skateboard. I know it doesn't seem like you're

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Speaker 1: very genuine about no dabt what you want me to do?

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Speaker 1: You mean you want to kiss my boy? Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Oh in mind, it might be might be a friend thing. Yeah. Look,

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Speaker 1: look when I was your age, I was anti establishment,

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Speaker 1: very punk rock minded. It's true. And I wasn't always

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Speaker 1: you know, did you were skateboard? Well, well, yes I

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Speaker 1: blades being the more metro sexual version of a race

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Speaker 1: no idea. Yeah, yeah, skateboards came on a little a

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Speaker 1: out in here. Mom, this is a this is you

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Speaker 1: guys trading stories. You're bonding. You know dad used to

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Speaker 1: be a roller skater. Oh yeah, when I met your dad,

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Speaker 1: to be a not unattractive man. I let my sideburns

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Speaker 1: grow into my mustache. Wow, I was like a disco wolverine.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting used to have your old streets. Look at

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we can. I'm so sorry, but

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Speaker 1: you're the ugliest girl here. Help me, help me. It's

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Speaker 1: just that your eyeball is like almost fully out of

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Speaker 1: your skull, right, and the other one is gone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if there's anything wrong with that, if you like to

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Speaker 1: is so nice to be the sexiest girl here with

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Speaker 1: I say? When you grow eas side burns down into

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Speaker 1: your mustache, people pay attention. It popped back in? What

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Speaker 1: my eyeball popped back in? The better to see you with?

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Speaker 1: And then of you are? You are swelling a lot locally?

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Speaker 1: What I could do with that? It's a lot of

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Speaker 1: enraged tissue around your eyesand we help you. Creepy couples only,

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Speaker 1: creepy couples only. Next gap, Barbie, Well, I guess since

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Speaker 1: it is creepy couples only, we may as well skate together.

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Speaker 1: I mean, plus, I wouldn't mind the hotter girls here

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Speaker 1: seeing me with an ugo. Wow, it's such a romantic story.

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Speaker 1: I never heard about how you lost your eye in

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Speaker 1: the first place. Mom, Oh, I never knew. You didn't

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Speaker 1: know you lost yourraw. I mean, I knew it happened,

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Speaker 1: but I never knew how it used to happen a

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Speaker 1: lot in this town until we switched from Wellwater. Hey,

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Speaker 1: right right, rat what we didn't name him wrap that's

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Speaker 1: my nickname. I'm sorry, but in this garage. Is this

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Speaker 1: one of your skater friends? Hi? Started, we have some

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Speaker 1: really big news. Tony Hawk came down to Mrs Anderson's place.

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Speaker 1: She's gonna go in the X Games, and she asked

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Speaker 1: us to back her up. But you need a board.

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Speaker 1: You don't like skateboard anymore. I'm a roller skater. No, dude,

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Speaker 1: definitely not kill yourself. Wait a minute, are you talking

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Speaker 1: about Linda Anderson? Anderson, we don't know. We don't talk

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Speaker 1: She used to be the hottest woman in all the city.

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Speaker 1: Mr Pocket? No, absolutely no warning, just Pocket. Well I'm sorry,

416
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,919
Speaker 1: like he's It was like comma, Mr Pocket. He didn't

417
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 1: call me Mr p You have a broad back, but

418
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 1: a thin waste. Thank you. I used to be a

419
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 1: football player. They're coming over the ridge. You know what,

420
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 1: what's your favorite part about eating a person? Did you

421
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: ever did using their bones and falls from teeth? Was good?

422
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 1: What is it? Oh? No, what that's a rock? Pocket?

423
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 1: What about it? I used to date her? You did?

424
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: Then she gets she settled down with Ronald Pocket and

425
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 1: uh damn it. I don't know. I'll eat you don't

426
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: have to. That's kind of worse, I think in some ways, Well,

427
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 1: then you should eat her. I don't know. I don't know.

428
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 1: I got to eat some people. I don't I've got

429
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 1: to get ready for hibernation. I'm not gonna deal this bullshit.

430
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 1: I understand. I understand the point you're making. Yeah, alright, bears,

431
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 1: bears the human you're coming up over the hill. Time

432
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: to put out your blindfolds. What you know is part

433
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: of the experience. If they're blindfolded, you all got to

434
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 1: be blindfolded. You shouldn't blind phoned from the beginning, so

435
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: I didn't have this problem that I currently face. What's

436
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: the problem. I know what I want to say? Data

437
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 1: rock Pocket? Oh this is the rock Pocket thought. I

438
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 1: keep telling you stories, you goddamn heart. That's right as

439
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: you dude. Oh my god, I know I'm really cool flacking. Alright, fine, alright, folks,

440
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 1: just hold on to your buddy. I'm gonna lead you

441
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,199
Speaker 1: into the clearing And on account will you take an

442
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 1: Instagram video with my phone? It's in my broth. Well,

443
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,679
Speaker 1: you're to remove your blindfold. It's on account of purple

444
00:26:54,840 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 1: ready yellow. I didn't when we're gonna get to pimple, magenta, purple.

445
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. This is Can I touch? Do I

446
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 1: permission to touch? Well? I mean, when you're when you're

447
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: trying to approach a bear, you want to make sure

448
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: that you're approaching very respectfully. If I've had sex with

449
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: one of them before, excuse me, what if I sucked

450
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: a bear before one of these bears? Sorry, bears, take

451
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: your blindfolds off. On the count of fish, one fish?

452
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: Oh my, what's going on? I have an erection, I know,

453
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 1: Good God, thank you. Listen, folks, I'm not going to

454
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 1: pretend that this isn't like a very weird situation, even

455
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: for a guy that's around bear tours in Indiana for gears,

456
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 1: you know. But I you know, I do respect nature,

457
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 1: and I don't think we should stand in the way.

458
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: If you need to talk to this bear about what

459
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: happened between you two, then I think we should maybe

460
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 1: put some time aside tore to you because Nature's way,

461
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: and I learned anything from Jacques Coustill. We must not

462
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: interfere with nature. Fairness, Thank you so much. Sure. Yeah,

463
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: here's a juice box. Reach you guys if you go

464
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: in Rock. I've been really bad. Actually, if I'm being honest,

465
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: meet you, I haven't been great, A really dirt mouth.

466
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: Much to your honey book it well you weren't for

467
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: a long time. So no, but I think now my

468
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 1: husband just left me, so yes, you can be again.

469
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: But you can. Sorry, didn't intervene, but he's calling your

470
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:39,239
Speaker 1: rock pocket that's your married name. Did you have an

471
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: affair with this Yesta? Oh my god, this cannot be

472
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: happy to me on a Monday. That just divorced. You

473
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: just said it's my name is Ronald Pockets. Hi, everybody,

474
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: pleasure to meet you. How do you do Hi, dirt mouth?

475
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 1: If you ate Ronald Pockets, Yeah, probably shouldn't have eaten

476
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: himself as probably wait thirty minutes before I go swimming.

477
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: You don't have to go swimming. I don't know. You

478
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: don't have to go swimming after you eat. I wear

479
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: whatever without you over so large? Oh my god, so great.

480
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: That seems like it's kind of resolved. Rock. I love you.

481
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: I made a mistake. Oh my god, Ronald, I know

482
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: most of me is now torn. Yes, it looks so gross.

483
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: Will you have me back? Make a decision? Be behind?

484
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: Got eaten twice? What the hell? Why do you have

485
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: my sloppy seconds? I'm sorry, I'm so hungry and all

486
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: this talking is making me angry. I gotta get to

487
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: sleep for winter. That's that's true. The bears do have

488
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: to get to sleep, everybody. So you could just pair

489
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: him with a bear and he can partially or fully

490
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: devour you and the blood will make the crops grow.

491
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: Is this what you want? Baby? No, Jacky, no what

492
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: you want? I guess I wanted to go on a

493
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 1: luxury too. Wasn't thinking it would be a thing like

494
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: this is thinking so far some Instagram moments. But I'll

495
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: do anything for you. By the way, folks, if you

496
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: have signed up for the Bear Fear Experience, I have

497
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: provided you with knives in your back pockets. Damn it.

498
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: I've made my way through two bears for you, and

499
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: I'll make my way through every bear in this whole

500
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: fucking state. I don't know. You're just a head and

501
00:30:52,720 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: arms right now. You killed rubble to Oh my god,

502
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: you know I'm gonna take off my ranger hat here

503
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: for a second, ma'am, and I'm just gonna break down

504
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: because I was trying to be very professional about this,

505
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: but twice partially digested man just asked to have you

506
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: back in his life and you are still on the fence,

507
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: And personally, I think that's crazy. If you were on

508
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: Twitter and I was on Twitter and I saw who

509
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: you were on Twitter, fun with you on Twitter? Excuse me, said,

510
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: beg your partner. I'm fully transgendered. I can't be a misogynist.

511
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? A rough fuck it? Kiss me?

512
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: God damn it, Ronald, I am only eyes and the

513
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: man's literally got his heart on his sleep. That doesn't

514
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: mean just love him, ranger, I don't know. I still

515
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: don't know. What do you mean? You don't know? This

516
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: man a slow trip to three bear anesses for you.

517
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: This morning he tried to divorce me. I don't know.

518
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 1: What are you doing? I mean to ride away? I'm

519
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: the bear. Now you're the be. Now you don't have

520
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: to swim? Dad? Does this happen often? Actually no, it's

521
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 1: a bear is actually an acronym for like big egalitarian

522
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: agricultural retreat. I mean, I I don't, I don't, so

523
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: this is actually this way off base, way off base.

524
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: But I mean, you can't stop love. If there's one

525
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: undeniable force in the universe, it's weather. But there's also

526
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: love to be considered in that respect. And I'm a ranger.

527
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm charged by the state and federal agencies

528
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: to protect love. So they're just gonna go off into

529
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 1: the wilderness. Well, nature has them. Now you know, there's

530
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: a chance, there's all if you actually read the bottom

531
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: of the waiver that you signed to go on this trip,

532
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: there is a chance that one of you could become

533
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: a bear or decide to live a bear lifestyle. Yeah,

534
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 1: you could love with loose Oh gosh, kill the wonder fish?

535
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: How about would have to learn the ways of the bear. Look,

536
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be be honest. I haven't been happy or

537
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: felt joy in a very long time. If you'll have

538
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: me as a bear, I'll do my best to be

539
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: a good boy bear. Can that be a good boy

540
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: bear bear? That one's dead? Donlan Living Barrier. Yeah, I

541
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: love to have you this bears. Oh yeah, what we're

542
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: gonna do? Where to put your remaining lips and eyes

543
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: into rubble tom here he'll take over his body. Stranger

544
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 1: diggs have happened. I mean they made stars and all

545
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: those Sharman fucks. Stranger things could happen. I'm gonna go

546
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: ahead and show your eyes in here, show your lips

547
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 1: on a new god. Nature is wonderful, are you? Yeah?

548
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: I want to eat you? Oh yeah, I know you

549
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: want to eat me. But just seriously, you you don't

550
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 1: want to eat me. I'm on so many drugs I

551
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 1: would make you sick. Yeah. So, and plus I'm the

552
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: one who brings all the tours in, so you know

553
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: you don't really want me, you know, And you want

554
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: to keep this forest nice and you know haunted, don't you?

555
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I want to I want to make sure

556
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: that I'm doing my job as rangers. So you probably

557
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,720
Speaker 1: want to let me pass to write a passage pocket.

558
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: M hmm. Okay, take it easy, take it easy now. Listen, guys,

559
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 1: listen like you know me. Okay, I'm the transgender ranger

560
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 1: that brings people here for you to eat such a

561
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: weird day under an acronymic experience. Okay, but like so,

562
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 1: so if we're gonna keep this thing going, you don't

563
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: want to eat me? Do you understand? Excuse us? How

564
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,479
Speaker 1: do we catch you salmon? It sounds like you're depart me, guys,

565
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 1: I have another chore to get to. Um so what

566
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: is that bad human teeth? Maybe? Oh god, damn it,

567
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't. Okay, sing it to me.

568
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 1: Maybe this is the thing I don't If you're going

569
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 1: to be okay, listen, if someone says they're going to

570
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: sing you a song, no, I just wrote the song, okay,

571
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: then oh yeah, all right? Could even what whoever you want?

572
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: All if I just maybe if I hand you this paper,

573
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 1: you can you can sing it for me? Do you best?

574
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 1: Dig I bet you have a good voice. Oh stop, um,

575
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: bad handwriting, Baby, I love you? What do you think

576
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: it's coming from her? So? I love you too. That's

577
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: what I was really hoping would happen. I think you

578
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 1: get eating gun eaten by a bear. I saw it.

579
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: I think we got everything got crazy? Did range ago?

580
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: He has another tour which lunchtime? Sure that scene over

581
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: our final scene is from Andrew, who wrote, Hello alchemists,

582
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 1: my name's Andrew, and insert story about monotonous work suggestions.

583
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: My job is boring. I have some scene suggestions with

584
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: television shows as the basis pawn shop TV show proprietor

585
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: keeps low balling items brought in and brings the suspiciously

586
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,879
Speaker 1: specific experts for items they aren't familiar with to value them.

587
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: Maybe one of them is legitimately cursed. H yeah, I

588
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 1: want to try to get this this item appraised. It's

589
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: a super Bowl eight championship ring. Okay, let me take

590
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: a look at this. Yeah, super Bowl eight, super Bowl eight,

591
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 1: So you know they get more valuable with the bigger

592
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 1: than number, right, So I don't know, I'd give you

593
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: fifteen bucks. This is this is super Bowl eight championship ring.

594
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: I mean it was stolen from the dead finger of

595
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: a center tackle. Well, okay, okay, okay, let me just

596
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: bring Jim McMahon out here. Jim, not Jim, Jim. Yeah,

597
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 1: how's it going, Jim? Could you take a look at

598
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,280
Speaker 1: this super Bowl eight? You sure you don't want Jimifer

599
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: to take a look at this, said Jim, I'll just

600
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: miss hard. I was on my I'm not mistaken. You

601
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: played professional football, right, yes, like quarterback the eighty four

602
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: Chicago Bears. Would you mind taking a look at this

603
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: ring and telling me if you think it's worth more

604
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: than fifteen bucks? Let me see a super Bowl eight?

605
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, super Bowl eight. You know they're more valuable

606
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: to hire the number. But the whole thing about eight

607
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: little circles, I didn't take that into a good call, Jim.

608
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: If he Jim, what do you think that's tough? Let

609
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: me look at it the center snow if you got

610
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 1: yourself from night, that's true, that's just right true. Let

611
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: me look at this underneath the light here. Oh yeah,

612
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: this is this is the legitimately super Bowl eight r Yeah,

613
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: that's real, Amethyst. Was this taken off to the center

614
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: of a dead dead center center tackle? Yeah, you could

615
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 1: tell by the girth here of the rings. Actually, my

616
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: finger nails are so dirty from the grave robbing. So

617
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: you're saying fifteen bucks maybe tops on this one. I

618
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:39,919
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm going to leave it up to you, Jim.

619
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: You know, I think we could go upwards. What do

620
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: you do? What do you think? What do you think? Jimployees?

621
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, how about this kind of three? Will say

622
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: the numbers that we're both thinking? It's not good? Can

623
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 1: I just say one more thing? The count of three?

624
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: You give us the number also that you were thinking? Okay,

625
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: maybe can I make one additional suggestion? Maybe on the

626
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: count of eight? That's cute? But why don't you also

627
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 1: doing the end? I'll do the counting one to three, four, five, six, seven,

628
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: eight dollars? What what did you because that was the

629
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:18,800
Speaker 1: number on my month and you said, I said sixteen.

630
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 1: You know what, I'll take six times store credit, store credit, sixteen,

631
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: I'll take sixtdit I don't care if you're a teenager.

632
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: Hold my hand so embarrassing over here? You're hurting me.

633
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 1: Hi can help you, guys? Yes? Hi? Um? How much

634
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 1: can I get for a brat daughter? Stop it? A

635
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 1: brat daughter? What's her age's? Hey, how much do you

636
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: weigh your right handed or left handed? That actually counts

637
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,280
Speaker 1: a lot more than you think. I weigh a hundred

638
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: pounds and I'm left handed, left handed. Can you give

639
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 1: me a breakdown of her genealogy, like where she descends from?

640
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: Why are you talking to my mom? Like I'm not

641
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: even here? I'm sorry what I'm dealing with? That? I'm sorry?

642
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,919
Speaker 1: Can you ask about ta sax uh ty sex? Yeah?

643
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 1: If if, if she has ta sax? I can hear

644
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: all of you a holes what I'm talking about. Yes,

645
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 1: that's what I'm working with. By the way, is that

646
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: a Super Bowl eight ring over there? Yes? It is.

647
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: Actually it can be be purchased for eighteen dollars. Wow,

648
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: I mean that was the Vikings versus the Dolphins. Actually

649
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,240
Speaker 1: it was the Dolphins versus the Nancy's, The Philadelphia Nancy's

650
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 1: says on the ring. Okay, can I go home? I

651
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. Depends on what kind of

652
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,919
Speaker 1: price I get here on the internet. So you're seeing

653
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: your daughter is thirteen, she's a hundred pounds approximately, left hand,

654
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: left handed, and full of pissing vinegar. Frankly, excuse me.

655
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: I'm right here. So you would you say that maybe

656
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: it's like an Eastern European or like a like a

657
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: British descent, that that your family comes from. Yeah, something

658
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: like that, you wish, mom, or anything like we don't

659
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: know her father. Frankly, you don't know. Okay, whose fault?

660
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 1: Oh surprise, we got Brady as daughter. A DNA swapper.

661
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: Just check out as you're doing. It's a little bit

662
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: about me. I was a party animal, um, so I

663
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: had many, many partners, and this is the result. So

664
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 1: lesson learned, lesson learned. Well, you know, it's actually been

665
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 1: kind of a trend lately for designer children, kind of

666
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:31,879
Speaker 1: like like labradoodles, you know, like designer pieces everywhere. Don't

667
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: tell them that can talk to you for a second.

668
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure, sure, what's up? Listen. I don't know

669
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 1: if you're gonna highball or low ball these guys, but

670
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: we could sell her for parts. Don't let them know,

671
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 1: but individual limbs. You got this terry? Al right, Well,

672
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: she does have nice hands for a young person. All right, yeah, thanks, thanks?

673
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 1: Good anyways, bring that thing's worthless. So I'll tell you what, ma'am, um,

674
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,720
Speaker 1: If you're really interested in selling your order today, officer

675
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 1: of the law entering, here's my gun here, point going going. Okay,

676
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: oh what do we have here? A little fucking miscrant.

677
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,919
Speaker 1: I smell bacon. Oh yeah, I'm a pig. I'm a pig,

678
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: and you'd be so lucky, you fucking brat that you

679
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 1: wish you were a pig. You know what you are,

680
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: your pigs, not officers. I was gonna see if you

681
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 1: guys were human trafficking, and you were going to get

682
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,879
Speaker 1: in a lot of trouble. But now I say, good luck,

683
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:34,919
Speaker 1: my good lady, I'm out, I mean listening. In our defense,

684
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: we're not trafficking here anywhere. We're just assessing a value

685
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 1: and exchanging it. Um. So here's what I'm ready to

686
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: do today. Okay, this without approval for my manager. All right,

687
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: we can always like sweeten the deal here. But here's

688
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: my first talk. I'm gonna say, I'll give you fifty

689
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 1: cents on the pound. Okay, so so probably about fifty

690
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 1: bucks and I'll throw in the super Bowl eight ring. Okay,

691
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 1: I just want to think about and this is this

692
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 1: is human trafflings off. In our defense, we are not

693
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,280
Speaker 1: trafficking her anywhere. She will remain here on the retail

694
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 1: floor until she's not allowed to buy and sell. I

695
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: want with him with the officer, Officer of the law.

696
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: I got bad news for you, or maybe the best

697
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: news you've ever heard. I'm a woman. Listen, Officer. Can

698
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: I talk to you for just like it attracted to it?

699
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: You just just a quick second, Mom, you're so embarrassing

700
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:35,439
Speaker 1: you are you stay where you are and that's in order. Officer,

701
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: would you mind just just give me a second here.

702
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: You don't tell me what to do. Alright, alright, it's

703
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: my pawn shops, but actually you can make the rules. Look,

704
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: I'm about to close a major deal here. We have

705
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 1: been trying to unload the Super Bowl eight ring. You

706
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. All you have to do is

707
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,399
Speaker 1: agree to these and we will make sure that your

708
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,439
Speaker 1: date is fully funded with gift certificates and Uber ricks.

709
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: You're gonna take a kid off my hands. I don't

710
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: want to be a step You know. The funniest part

711
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: about it is we're going to take the hands off

712
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: the kid too. I know, yeah, it's it's it's a

713
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: Super Bowl ray still viable, Still viable. I brought you

714
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: want to take this one. But I brought you some

715
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,919
Speaker 1: more piston vinegar here, I put it, mixed it up good.

716
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 1: I want that Super Bowl roote. Oh my god, this

717
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: is my math teacher. Oh my god, what are you

718
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: doing here? My mom's trying to sell me for how much?

719
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: Fifty bucks? I don't know. Let's all say a number,

720
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: all right, and we'll see if that number. I'm an officer.

721
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: I hope you're not up to any no good name. Now,

722
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: let's all say it. Okay, all right? Well I traditionally

723
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: count to three, if that's okay. Once in a while

724
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: was different number. But look here we go. Everybody. Everybody ready,

725
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: Yes to three. I heard a lot of different things. Yeah,

726
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: I want I said five? Said handful of ship? Do

727
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 1: you want to sell yourself for five dollars? Yeah? Why

728
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 1: not have a little self worth? Shut? This is part

729
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: of the problem. If I knew my dad, I would

730
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: have a lot more self Well you knew your dad,

731
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: you would recognize that he is a kingpin. We won

732
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: a kingpin of what. Mom? You're such a little ding

733
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 1: dong bing. Okay, don't talk to your mother like that.

734
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: Don't don't your mother. Oh pig, he's getting that Piggy's

735
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: about to stick a little snout up your ass. Yeah,

736
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: you would like that. You per scare her straight, scare

737
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:36,959
Speaker 1: her straight, and then you know what's going to happen

738
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: to you next? What I'm gonna eat your toenails? Good

739
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: luck and a total of four toes. Well, then guess

740
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do next? Instead, what I'm gonna lock

741
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,879
Speaker 1: you up in a little baby pig cell. I would

742
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,280
Speaker 1: love for you do that, because one of my greatest

743
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 1: skills is slipping out of small space. It is you

744
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: got yourself a great a brat here like a bone.

745
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: Her father was a kingpin, though wait, well I don't

746
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: know exactly which kingpin he was, because I slept with

747
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: a lot of people the year she was born shut

748
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: most of them were sing my mom, oh so so

749
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: possibly of Hispanic descent, most not all so possibly for sure. Well,

750
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: you know, bits and jiggles, let's just speed this up.

751
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: I'm going to give the Super Bowl ring for the

752
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: Piston vinegar. It's a deal that I had mentioned earlier

753
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 1: and you have been talking about that and it wasn't worth.

754
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 1: We'll give a full hundred dollars and we're going to

755
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: take this girl Yeah, that's all right. I mean that's good, folks.

756
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 1: I just want to remind you this all may seem

757
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: a little chaotic, but this kind of free market exchange

758
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 1: is what makes this country great. I'm gonna make your

759
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,399
Speaker 1: life a limit. Thank you so much for this brain

760
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: that kingpin can't wait to get it. Well, here's your

761
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 1: here's your stuff. I put all your belongings in a

762
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: zip block back and don't worry, man, We'll make sure

763
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 1: she has some room to like run and dig. Six

764
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 1: toothbrushes in here, Yeah, that'd be plenty. Are you gonna

765
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,959
Speaker 1: miss me? No, you just sold me at a pawn

766
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 1: shop before that, would you have missed me? Oh? Oh heyyyy,

767
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 1: fight those feelings. I'm taking you to soup plantation. Okay, So, wow,

768
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 1: you work at a pawn shop. What's that like? It's

769
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: pretty sophisticated. It do anything crazy like crazy? Stuff happened

770
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:32,720
Speaker 1: like crazy the whole market, like the Nastack and the down,

771
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: and you did it on a smaller scale. Anybody need

772
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 1: to tap up on their soup little Yeah, sure, I'll

773
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 1: take another scoop to in my bread bowl. Okay, would

774
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: you like a chowder on tap or a split peak,

775
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 1: just a chowder and maybe a little splash of splip

776
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: so bad. So, so what were those words you're saying?

777
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: Was that Chinese nastack? Now? What was that stock? Stuff?

778
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: But it's like a stock market at a really stock

779
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: Chinese words? You mean the pretty much pretty much? So

780
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: tell me, like, the craziest thing that's ever happened? Why

781
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: don't you pick that bowl up? Slurp it down? And

782
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: why don't we get out of here? Wow? I like

783
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: how forward you are? You certainly negotiating it all day,

784
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: all day, but I've got better ideas. Okay, Well, grete gal,

785
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,839
Speaker 1: you need another later, fool. Actually no, I don't think

786
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: I should eat anything else stop At this point, I'm

787
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: trying to get this date, wrapp. I've had a lot

788
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: of creamy soups already today, this week, entire something. Wow,

789
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: So you brought your date in? Huh? How much? How

790
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: much you asking for her? Listen and listen now, come on,

791
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 1: you said everything in here is for sale, Yeah, but

792
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: this is a little different. I mean, yeah, you can't

793
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: sell intimacy, okay, and we've built a lot. Really, mother

794
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: of Pearl, what are you thinking? Is it really Mother

795
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: of Pearl? Yeah? I know how much you love Mother

796
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:02,959
Speaker 1: of Pearl. God damn it, let me holding a pase

797
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 1: no excuse me, like you know what, this is my fault.

798
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,280
Speaker 1: I thought it would be really cool to get involved

799
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 1: with the guy with a mustache like yours that works

800
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 1: at a pawn shop like this. I thought it would

801
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 1: be cool. I thought it'd be like working at a

802
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 1: record company. Is working at Netflix? Cool like that? But well,

803
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: you know what, now it's starting to feel a little weird,

804
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: and I don't think I want to be on the

805
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: premise that I got a good deal on what you

806
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 1: whisper officer. I think I'm trying to be. I think

807
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 1: they're trying to barter me for a mother of Pearl

808
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,839
Speaker 1: pocket knife? Is it real? Mother Pearl? I haven't seen

809
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: the knife yet. Let me see the knife. Well, now,

810
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: guess who's got themselves a mother Pearl knife? No, no,

811
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: come on, I am a dirty policious I do. And

812
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 1: they're from a hot, hot milf. Terry, Terry, can you

813
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 1: shred that girl in the back of the cops are here?

814
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 1: I heard that. Wow, you're trying to put me in

815
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 1: the paper strip. Hold still, your little asshole'eling Jim McMahon here,

816
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:17,359
Speaker 1: whoa whoa about down? I came all the way from

817
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: the Vorst to meet Jim McMahon, my hero. That's a bear.

818
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: I know a bear when I see a bear, that's

819
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 1: a bear. Oh I thought he was Jim McMahon. No, no, no,

820
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: well Jim McMahan was a bear at all, fairness, But

821
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: that bear is looking for Jim McMahon. Is Jim here?

822
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:34,919
Speaker 1: Jimmy when he went to take a smoke break. Yeah,

823
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:38,320
Speaker 1: he's out back smoking. He's an athlete, he's shouldn't smoke.

824
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: Not an athlete anymore. Yeah, and he loves his vices.

825
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: I'll go to look for him out back. Wait a second,

826
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 1: that a motor appool. I don't even think about it. Bear,

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Speaker 1: road n Why do you have a knife. You're a bear.

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Speaker 1: You just use your teeth in your claws. Sometimes you

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Speaker 1: want to like nicely filet of fish instead of just

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Speaker 1: biting the head off. That takes an interesting point. You

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Speaker 1: know what I think I'm I think I'm taking my

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Speaker 1: eyes off of your date here. You're about to get

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Speaker 1: word of this little girl. Oh no, I'm not saying

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Speaker 1: anything gross Oh no, no, sir, this little girl is

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Speaker 1: not for sale. You're about to tread. She is raw

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Speaker 1: she yeah, exactly, she's raw material. We we what we

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Speaker 1: do is we buy children and then we we grind

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Speaker 1: them into slurry. She's got a little turned my head

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Speaker 1: at a lot. Yeah, but I can't turn my head

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Speaker 1: at that. You. I gotta shut you down. You didn't

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Speaker 1: hear him doing that before. It was vague enough that

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Speaker 1: I felt like sticking me in a paper shred. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but he that He just really said it clearly. Can

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Speaker 1: I make about you again? Trying to save this child's

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Speaker 1: life and she is being an asshole. I don't like her.

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Speaker 1: I don't like her either. I'm sorry. You know, human

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Speaker 1: trafficking here, Yeah, that's low. I can't. I can't let

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Speaker 1: that out of right, and only the little girl survived.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for being here on NPR. That's our show.

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Speaker 1: I sounded like an MPR thing. She wrote a book. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's thank you. To see what you're up to.

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Speaker 1: Brad Norman. Hi, I'm the voice of Bulwink on the

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Speaker 1: Adventures of Rocky and Bulliegal on Amazon Prime. And hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm active on social media, so you know it can

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Speaker 1: be my friend, it could change ideas with me. It's

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Speaker 1: definitely what the internet is for, exchange idea. I'd love

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Speaker 1: to join in on Brad's idea change changing ideas. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why do we mess with February months days? It's a

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Speaker 1: leap year coming up and I had a great convo

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Speaker 1: about that with some real friends yesterday. Would love to

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Speaker 1: extend that to my internet family. You can follow Dynasty

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Speaker 1: that must be the inside out shirt. Let's move on

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Speaker 1: to our ray of sunshine. Chris Aldo, you are welcome, jeez,

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Speaker 1: keep it free. Isn't you want to thank us? And

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Speaker 1: I want to say you're welcome. Oh, and I want

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Speaker 1: it on our alchemy. This instagram which you should follow,

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Speaker 1: to be stolen by every podcast ever Debt James. Guys,

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