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Speaker 1: Confession I can't take back al arm speaker.

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Speaker 2: We've got a text to seventy eighty five nine to

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Speaker 2: two that says, I hate to admit this, but my

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Speaker 2: wife's ex husband is actually a really cool guy. He's funny,

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Speaker 2: hard working, dedicated to his kids. I could never tell

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Speaker 2: her this, but I'd really like to be his friend.

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Speaker 2: Not very often you get your current spouse saying, hey,

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Speaker 2: I think you're really messed up letting your ex go.

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Speaker 1: The one that got away from both of us.

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Speaker 2: But here at broken Jeffrey, we're bold enough to admit it.

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Speaker 2: We think you messed up by switching away from the

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Speaker 2: last radio station you were listening to. Bad choice. But

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Speaker 2: you know now that you're here, I guess you'll have

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Speaker 2: to suffer with us through another mass speaker with today's

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Speaker 2: listener who's chosen to go by Courtney.

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Speaker 1: So, Courtney, are.

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Speaker 2: You sure you don't want to confess this is on

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Speaker 2: another radio show, this is your last chow?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Oh no, I'm here. I'm here for it.

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Speaker 2: She's like, no, you're the only ones that answered my

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Speaker 2: phone calls.

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Speaker 3: I'm kind of stuck with you.

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Speaker 1: Changer is on.

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Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker whenever you're ready, let's hear

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Speaker 2: your confession.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, changers on, right, we have no idea who

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Speaker 3: you are. Okay, okay, So my boyfriend has been talking

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Speaker 3: about his coworker. We'll just call her Vicki for the

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Speaker 3: sake of today. Okay, Vicky. He's been like working rate

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Speaker 3: a lot and randomly bringing her up in our conversations,

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Speaker 3: like over and over and over again.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, oh honey, you who loves this show too?

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Speaker 3: VICKI show?

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so annoying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I just had like a little bit of a

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Speaker 3: suspicious theory. And then we all went out and I

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Speaker 3: noticed them like looking at each other in kind of exchange.

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Speaker 3: And the problem is is when you have that guts

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Speaker 3: more often than not, it's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, Brook's giggling over there and glancing over

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Speaker 2: at me.

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Speaker 1: It's just a bad you know what you're doing over there.

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Speaker 1: My husband has never once been worried about any of you.

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Speaker 2: But that's not a good feeling for you, Courtney, to

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Speaker 2: be suspicious of your boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: No, it didn't feel good. And like the longer that

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Speaker 3: night went on, the more I was just like, something's up,

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Speaker 3: And so I I toalked to him about it, and

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Speaker 3: he said, there's something going on and he was like, no, no,

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Speaker 3: it's an inside joke. I was like, we'll just tell

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Speaker 3: me what it was. He's like, no, you had to

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Speaker 3: be there. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So now you're not believing him right.

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Speaker 3: Totally because he's super defensive, you know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I was like, well, forget this, I'm going to

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Speaker 3: take hers into my own hands.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I like where this is going? Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 3: So I went to the grocery store. I want a

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Speaker 3: whole dar peanut butter.

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Speaker 1: What eat your feelings? Girl?

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Speaker 3: There?

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Speaker 1: You say, still like a peanut butter starting a peanut

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Speaker 1: butter revenge? What the heck?

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Speaker 3: So in the morning, I made two pieces of toast

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Speaker 3: with tons of peanut butter. Okay, And then he was

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Speaker 3: hanging up the docial work. I was like, hey, when

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Speaker 3: I go upstairs and you know, just to adult activity.

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Speaker 1: Where's the peanut butter?

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Speaker 3: Did the peanut butter go with you? Or is it

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Speaker 3: still in the kitchen? I just ate a whole bunch

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Speaker 3: of peanut butter, like right before that happened.

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Speaker 2: Why, Yeah, I guess I'm confused because when you say

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Speaker 2: you ate peanut butter and then did adult activities? Are

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Speaker 2: we kissing above the waist or what?

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Speaker 1: Or we going? You know?

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Speaker 3: Were you thinking that?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm a little unsure. Is that a possibility?

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Speaker 3: I mean, who like mouth to mouth?

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Speaker 1: I mean good for your boyfriend. I think kind of

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Speaker 1: fun and I.

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Speaker 2: Mean chunky or creamy the.

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Speaker 1: Details you need early in the morning?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: Why? What? What is? What is the point of this way?

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Speaker 3: So he does where? And then we get this text

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Speaker 3: on like a friends group chat that Vicky is in

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Speaker 3: the hospital with a peanut allergy?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what did they even put on her,

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Speaker 1: like admission form that they wait? Can that wait? Can

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Speaker 1: you be allergic everywhere? Yeah? I don't think it matters

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Speaker 1: how it gets to you. It's just yeah, you could

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Speaker 1: do an experiment. Do you really want to broke? But

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Speaker 1: I don't think you should.

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Speaker 3: Did you know that she was allergic before that happened?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know that. I've ever been so glad

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Speaker 1: not to have an allergy. Yeah, my god, do you

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Speaker 1: feel bad?

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Speaker 3: I mean, like, okay, you're I don't feel bad, you

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Speaker 3: don't at all?

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Speaker 2: Is Vicky still with us in this realm?

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Speaker 1: Trying to politely answer that asked this question.

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Speaker 2: He's okay, I cannot excuse me.

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Speaker 3: I cannot murder her. Okay, fine, fine, But then my

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Speaker 3: boyfriend tries to tell like he gets hell mad. He's like,

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Speaker 3: I can't believe you would try to kill her like that.

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Speaker 1: Oh you told him? Oh yeah, Oh my god, god.

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Speaker 3: Because you're like, I know you were cheating because X,

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Speaker 3: Y and Z. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Now he has no defense to say, like, no, I

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Speaker 2: didn't get with her. How does she get the peanuts?

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Speaker 1: She ate a P and J and forgot she was allergic?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, actually something else, so I want to do the

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Speaker 2: and then I slipped.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Okay, there's no excuse. So I

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Speaker 1: take it you guys aren't together anymore.

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Speaker 3: No, definitely, man, it's nursing VICKI back to health. You know,

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Speaker 3: I have no idea. I'm off the group chat. Don't care,

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Speaker 3: okay for you?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, you're definitely sending a clear message for the

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Speaker 2: friends of your future boyfriend to definitely stay clear and

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Speaker 2: stay away from him.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the message is clear. I never forget.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm still at shots. I really

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Speaker 1: am not aetaphylactic shots.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, don't cross her, or she might get you

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Speaker 2: there seventy five nights too. If you have a confession

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Speaker 2: you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity,

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Speaker 2: mask your voice, and make you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: Got your phone tap coming up next week?

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Speaker 1: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,