Speaker 1: Why are you making fun of me?
Speaker 2: Just you know, because it's you.
Speaker 1: Here's the song you wanted to hear.
Speaker 3: It's to you guys with us bowe just a ball
Speaker 3: at his boom. The review is the wheels for you?
Speaker 3: What is Scott gonna say? What's Andrew gonna say? Well,
Speaker 3: there's cereals good or just okay? It's still guys with
Speaker 3: his boone just a bullet his boom.
Speaker 1: To be arguing about breakfast poll?
Speaker 2: What do you know?
Speaker 1: There wheels bringing with all that boost and you get
Speaker 1: to hear themself?
Speaker 2: Bet you.
Speaker 1: Hello Andrew, Hi, Scott, Welcome to Serial Killers. That guy
Speaker 1: in the song that was you just okay, that's you.
Speaker 1: That's when you say, okay, you sound just like that.
Speaker 1: That's what I sound like. It was supposed to be you.
Speaker 2: It was Yeah, is this really what people think of me?
Speaker 1: We have somebody playing you there? Oh, I didn't know
Speaker 1: that this is Serial Killers. It's episode one thirty. Welcome
Speaker 1: to Monday. It's August third, It's August, dude? Can you
Speaker 1: believe that it's August? Well? That how many cereals we
Speaker 1: have in here? Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, also troubling, but yes, if we ever had somebody like,
Speaker 2: come and do character development on us. They'd be like,
Speaker 2: guess what you're like, the the one who's just so
Speaker 2: like angry about everything like that would be my character.
Speaker 1: That's sad because you're angry. Not angry.
Speaker 2: I just think I have feelings on things, and I'm
Speaker 2: very passionate.
Speaker 1: I also think that you just don't care about stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I care about things, not this.
Speaker 2: Yes, I drive into the city during a pandemic to
Speaker 2: do this because.
Speaker 1: You said you're bored in your pizza oven.
Speaker 2: It's not a pizza oven.
Speaker 1: It is today. I have air conditioning, but it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: It's ninety eight on it because my air conditioning doesn't
Speaker 2: work sometimes.
Speaker 1: But it's ninety eight degrees outside. You know that how
Speaker 1: heat permeates through bricks. It is so hot in your apartment.
Speaker 1: Give me just one night. Bueno's no she is Wait
Speaker 1: a second, it's not buenos nochez. What is it. It's
Speaker 1: una noche, which is one night. I've been singing it wrong.
Speaker 1: Is good night? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I thought it was give me just one night, una
Speaker 2: noch one night. Just that makes a lot of sense. Also,
Speaker 2: I think the song title is una noch too.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I thought it was buenosches No Andrew.
Speaker 2: Give you itque No, it's ninety eight degrees.
Speaker 1: Why do you think I mentioned it? Oh? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: give me another song that they sing because I can't
Speaker 1: find it. I can't find it by artist. Just type
Speaker 1: in ninety eight degrees. Oh I was in the wrong place.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you can't. You can't type in numbers. It
Speaker 1: doesn't work on this dumb computer. What well, if it's sorted,
Speaker 1: just go to where the numbers would be. Okay, here's
Speaker 1: numbers one, two, three, Oh a, my too far? Oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. Ninety eight degrees. Yeah, the title is
Speaker 1: give Me Just One Night, Una, no ch. I've not
Speaker 1: heard the song in forever. This is one of those
Speaker 1: songs that you just hear. It got a long intro
Speaker 1: and you're talking out be a DJ, everybody, everybody, the
Speaker 1: ninety degrees are gonna be performing. No they're not. He's
Speaker 1: telling me you want me. They don't get to the
Speaker 1: hook for the whole.
Speaker 2: Can we do a ramp up again? I feel like
Speaker 2: I could definitely fit an entire thing on that one.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, okay, ready and go. Did you know Nikolasha
Speaker 1: is currently married to that smoking Hontey Jessica Simpson.
Speaker 2: You could see them on Newly What say they have
Speaker 2: tickets to go see them in the concert. Make sure
Speaker 2: you don't it. Thanks so much for listening, because well you.
Speaker 1: Fell. No it was perfect, No you failed.
Speaker 2: Also, that song came out in nineteen ninety nine, nineteen
Speaker 2: ninety eight something around there, or maybe even two thousand.
Speaker 1: Anyway, give me just one night, Una no chase. Well
Speaker 1: now I know unah no trade. I know no no cha.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what I'm doing or why we're here.
Speaker 1: What's going What was I saying before that?
Speaker 2: You were talking about my pizza oven being ninety eight degrees,
Speaker 2: So that's why I said buenos no chase, but then
Speaker 2: learned it was Una no chack.
Speaker 1: I need ginko boloba why because I can't remember anything,
Speaker 1: Like I don't even know what's going on right now.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. I had Ashwa Ganda in
Speaker 2: my care of vitamins for the longest time. Because I
Speaker 2: was on care of I.
Speaker 1: Thought that's no, don't be an idiot, what's ganda?
Speaker 2: So I did the care of thing, which is like
Speaker 2: where you get vitamins and they personalize it to you
Speaker 2: put what you want let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: At first, it was great. I mean, I already take
Speaker 1: vitamins every day, and it sounds like a country that's
Speaker 1: asking for donations on TV. Ganda is supposed to be
Speaker 1: good with memory and stuff. Do you know?
Speaker 2: At first it was like my brain was hyper focused. However,
Speaker 2: after about three weeks I just had memory loss. What yeah,
Speaker 2: I experienced memory laws.
Speaker 1: What are you looking for? Huh?
Speaker 2: Are you looking at the peanuts? Wamp womp noise?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Why when I want to speak, do you shut me down?
Speaker 2: I don't shut you down when you talk about your
Speaker 2: time and cedar rapids. We're fascination with jazz cereals.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I don't have to fa a fascination
Speaker 1: with all cereals in.
Speaker 2: General Mills, you've been on a crusade against.
Speaker 1: That's not true. I love General Mills. I don't like
Speaker 1: what they did with Cookie Crisp and Coco Pops, but hm,
Speaker 1: a likely story. Can you just put your phone over
Speaker 1: there for now? I want you to concentrate on me.
Speaker 1: I'm concentrating on you, dude. All right, this is Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Wait, what's today's date?
Speaker 1: August third? I think it's my dead dog's birthday. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty I'm done. We have a great episode. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure that this is Boomer's birthday. I'm sorry, Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: he's in the backyard.
Speaker 2: Your birthdays in three days.
Speaker 1: My birthday is in three days, and Amy's birthday is
Speaker 1: in five days.
Speaker 2: So are we doing an episode on your birthday?
Speaker 1: And Elvis's birthday is in two days? Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was my birthday on a Friday. Well, what is
Speaker 1: today's episode? Today's a third, today's a Monday.
Speaker 2: Thank you for digging in your ear and staring at
Speaker 2: me while you do it and then smelling it.
Speaker 1: You're so gross. No, my birthday is on Thursday, so
Speaker 1: you know we'll have an episode on Friday. Okay, so
Speaker 1: what are we talking about this last Friday episode? There'll
Speaker 1: be a birthday episode.
Speaker 2: What the Friday episode will be your birthday episode? Cool?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Wow, don't want to celebrate?
Speaker 1: Well? No, you know, if you want to plan something
Speaker 1: for my birthday episode, that's great. I'm in I'll think
Speaker 1: about it. Okay. So, speaking of General Mills, No, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm actually very very surprised that we have not done
Speaker 1: this cereal yet because although it is I don't want
Speaker 1: to say obscure because you'll you'll recognize the name when
Speaker 1: I show it to you. But it's not widely available anymore,
Speaker 1: and that's probably why we haven't done it yet. I
Speaker 1: wasn't even sure that they made it anymore. But it
Speaker 1: is still on the General Mills website. I found it
Speaker 1: at Walmart while I was in there looking for something
Speaker 1: I forget. They had different varieties of it, and you
Speaker 1: probably remember the one with raisins. I'm gonna go down
Speaker 1: and get it.
Speaker 2: Stand by, please, okay, don't pretend to walk downstairs. You're
Speaker 2: literally bending down.
Speaker 1: In the basement. It's in the Cereal basement.
Speaker 2: I don't know what has been going on with you, Like,
Speaker 2: have you been living in this small studio for the
Speaker 2: past three months.
Speaker 1: I've been down on the Cereal Dungeon with count Chocolat
Speaker 1: shows and we've been mixing up the new Monster Cereal
Speaker 1: that will be coming out soon. You're insane? Why just insane? Serre?
Speaker 1: Reason we're paused? I'm sorry, serre.
Speaker 2: Reason why we're not talking?
Speaker 1: I need to find something. Is it a jingle?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna play Cereal Graveyard? Are you gonna play
Speaker 2: Cereal Listener?
Speaker 1: Request. Well, it can't be Cereal Graveyard because I told
Speaker 1: you they still make it. So if you know anything
Speaker 1: about the show, you know it's not possible. But I
Speaker 1: am gonna take out this box of oatmeal crisp and
Speaker 1: shake it. Shake you, shake your shake. Okay, So you
Speaker 1: probably remember oatmeal raisin crisp, right of course. So oatmeal
Speaker 1: raisin crisp is gone. It used to be oatmeal crisp
Speaker 1: with raisins, and then they had a maple brown sugar
Speaker 1: one or something like that. And the only one that
Speaker 1: still remains, to the best of my knowledge, is just
Speaker 1: plain old oatmeal crisp, now with twenty percent more almonds.
Speaker 1: I know that makes you crazy, and I don't care.
Speaker 1: Do you just like always say that I say almond? Almond?
Speaker 1: Why almond? Because it's almond.
Speaker 2: It's an amend. It's not an almond's amend.
Speaker 1: We've had this fight before. And if you would like
Speaker 1: me to get somebody from the almond board on the line,
Speaker 1: I will do it. Okay, I'm going to. I have
Speaker 1: a friend there, but I have to get in touch
Speaker 1: with them. Have a friend on an almend board? Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm over it. Why who does that? I have friends
Speaker 1: on lots of boards, my friend. Yeah, you make it
Speaker 1: seem like, oh wow, they're in such high powerful positions.
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 1: I know the Bury commissioner. Okay, the only board you're
Speaker 1: on is just bored, bored. Oh my god, your jokes
Speaker 1: are so funny. I forgot how much of a dick
Speaker 1: you are. You know, I don't like you anymore. Don't
Speaker 1: come in here.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be a grown man crying and eating
Speaker 2: cereal and nobody wants to hear that.
Speaker 1: This reminds me of the one I think it was
Speaker 1: called Clusters and there was a squirrel on the front
Speaker 1: of it. It looks pretty much the same. Could I
Speaker 1: have that cup please? It's a heavy poord.
Speaker 2: You can see the actual sugar on the flake, So
Speaker 2: that's cool.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing. Yeah, the almonds are pretty big
Speaker 1: almond almond almond clusters with your fingers.
Speaker 2: I like almonds, even though I get an allergic reaction.
Speaker 1: Great, Ready here we go. Andrew one two three, so crunchy.
Speaker 1: I kind of tastes like a molasses brown, sugary kind
Speaker 1: of thing. That's good. It's also heart healthy and delicious,
Speaker 1: says the box. I don't mind it.
Speaker 2: Although it really does just taste like a honey bunch
Speaker 2: of oats variety, if I'm being quite honest.
Speaker 1: No, because there's really no bunches in here. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: but I think it does.
Speaker 2: The flakes taste very similar.
Speaker 1: The flakes are very crunchy. I like that poor both.
Speaker 1: It's sweet. I like it. It's a well rounded cereal.
Speaker 1: I will give it three bowls and a spoon. I've
Speaker 1: been very nice on my reviews lately. You have it
Speaker 1: turns the milk yellow almost instantly, which is all the sugar? Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't notice brown sugar. Let's see if I'm right.
Speaker 1: Whole grain oats, whole grain wheat, sugar, almond pieces, corn syrup,
Speaker 1: brown sugar syrup, brown sugar, salt, rice flour, our, honey,
Speaker 1: artificial artificial flavor. I'm done with them. You know, I
Speaker 1: don't like that. Healthy cereal should not have artificial anythings
Speaker 1: in them. Dude, we just did through the past three
Speaker 1: episodes eating cookie crisp chocolate, natural frosted flakes, natural loot
Speaker 1: mash up, naturally flavored.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm pretty sure the artificial flavor isn't what's going
Speaker 2: to your stomach.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to Cereal killers. Yeah, we're done.
Speaker 1: We're really like winding down the show. So this is
Speaker 1: a this is a one?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow, just kidding, Andrew, Oh you got me? Oh that
Speaker 1: was pulling my leg. If I had a quirky radio name,
Speaker 1: what would it be? Curly afro? Jeff? What? I looked
Speaker 1: at you and that's what I thought. You have a
Speaker 1: giant afro and I wanted to call you Jeff. So
Speaker 1: I just got a haircut last week. Didn't cut it
Speaker 1: short enough.
Speaker 2: When people see this picture posted and hear you calling
Speaker 2: me that, they're gonna be like, how like is Scotty okay?
Speaker 2: Is he on horse tranquilizers?
Speaker 1: Are you not wearing socks? No?
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: Your feet probably smells so bad they don't, But thank
Speaker 1: you for We're gonna call you. Actually, your radiaro name
Speaker 1: is fun Gus.
Speaker 2: I hate everything about that idea.
Speaker 1: Mike, Well, your foot has lots of it on it,
Speaker 1: does it? Yeah? I think you have athletes foot. I
Speaker 1: have athletes first, I smell it, you do. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: it's just something going on in your mum mooo. You
Speaker 1: need some fast act int an acting. All right, let's
Speaker 1: move on to the next aerial, and I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: it new even though it came out in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: It is so hot in the studio. Temperature keeps going up.
Speaker 1: It's seventy one a here. Now. Every time you lean over,
Speaker 1: by the way, your shirt billows out your moomoo. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: billows out. I just thought you should know. Well, then,
Speaker 1: perhaps are you looking for hot in here?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: What were you looking for? We waste so much time
Speaker 1: on this dang show of you just looking for jingles.
Speaker 1: Perhaps I should just play this lean back. I know
Speaker 1: you said lean over. Okay, yes, I say, don't dance.
Speaker 1: They just put up their parents and do the rockaway?
Speaker 1: Is it rockaway? Yes? Is that what they're saying? Yes,
Speaker 1: lean back like lean back? Is the Rockaway a dance? Yes?
Speaker 1: I thought it was an area of Queens. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: rockaway is it? Yes? But it still is a dance too. Oh.
Speaker 2: Anyway, so this is what did you think that he
Speaker 2: meant by do the rockaway? I didn't know if he
Speaker 2: said rock way rockaway Queens. No, I didn't know if
Speaker 2: he said was saying rockaway. Maybe he was saying go
Speaker 2: to rockaway?
Speaker 1: Lean back? Was that it? I mean?
Speaker 2: I said it was Buenos No Chase and not Una
Speaker 2: no Chase.
Speaker 1: I don't really was that even this episode. Yes, I
Speaker 1: don't even know talking for thirteen minutes. All right, So
Speaker 1: this serial twenty eighteen, gonna call it new because it's
Speaker 1: less than two years old. Kind of you're gonna hate
Speaker 1: it because it is Akashi Go, but you might love
Speaker 1: it because I think it's the last one. I think
Speaker 1: it's the last one in the series. You said that
Speaker 1: with the Danielle episode. The good thing about it is
Speaker 1: it's peanut butter, so I think you're gonna like it. Okay,
Speaker 1: going down to the cereal sack, this is Kashi Go Crush,
Speaker 1: and I have one on you Andrews. He said, crush.
Speaker 1: It's crunch. No, it's not. It's Cashi Go crush. Oh,
Speaker 1: but it's peanut butter crunch. Yeah, welcome to reading Get
Speaker 1: the medie. You said it was peanut butter crush, though
Speaker 1: I said it was Cashi Go Crush. No peanut butter. No,
Speaker 1: you said it was peanut butter crush. No I didn't, Yes,
Speaker 1: you did. No, I didn't stop the episode. Go back
Speaker 1: and listen to yourself say it's peanut butter crumb. I'm
Speaker 1: not stopping it. But if I did say that, then
Speaker 1: I apologize. But I don't think I saw you did.
Speaker 2: And guess what, even if you did say you're gonna
Speaker 2: take it out in post production that I won't.
Speaker 1: I swear out on my children's lives that I will
Speaker 1: not take it out.
Speaker 2: Okay, I wasn't saying it to be that trimatic.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just saying I won't because I don't think
Speaker 1: i's really starting to itch from the almonds. Yes, all right,
Speaker 1: Oh this smells really good, dude. This smells like a
Speaker 1: fresh jar of skippy cool skippy. Yes, Uptown Funk, thank you.
Speaker 1: I bought you the teacher when you got me that shirt,
Speaker 1: and I wore it once just to make you feel good,
Speaker 1: but I would never wear it again. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: wear Kellogg's Fruit Loops T shirts like they're going out
Speaker 1: of style. Real cool, bro froot Loops will never go
Speaker 1: out of style. A song that came out four years
Speaker 1: ago has.
Speaker 2: Guess what's played literally at every single party you've ever
Speaker 2: gone to in the past four years? What's playing Uptown Funk.
Speaker 1: I don't go to parties. Yeah, it's apparent. I think
Speaker 1: just from the look and smell of this cereal that
Speaker 1: it's actually going to be really good because I see
Speaker 1: giant clusters and it looks like there's lots of real
Speaker 1: peanut butter in here, and it's making me excited. The
Speaker 1: milk is so sweaty, it's gross. It's sweatier than your
Speaker 1: freaking armpits. Dude, No, they're dry today. What did you
Speaker 1: use arid?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I used old spice. You know that arid means dry.
Speaker 1: That's cool. These clusters are way too big, way too big.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Let's see Freddy Kashi go
Speaker 1: crush h it's real peanut butter. It's almost like you
Speaker 1: scooped it out of a jar. That's good. Four balls? Uh? Uh?
Speaker 1: What does it matter with you? I just it's not
Speaker 1: for me. I'll say that if there were like chocolate
Speaker 1: chips in here, five balls, But I give it four.
Speaker 1: This is probably the best of the Kashi Goho series.
Speaker 1: Now it's two peanut buttery, and I know you'll lirivia mouth.
Speaker 2: I don't like it that much. I could eat peanut
Speaker 2: butter out of like the jar, but this is too much.
Speaker 2: I don't like the texture of it.
Speaker 1: It's just a lot. I give it two balls, all right,
Speaker 1: You're entitled to your opinion, Thank you so much. That's
Speaker 1: why I do a cereal podcast barely.
Speaker 2: How is it barely? When I've been on one hundred
Speaker 2: and twenty nine of the episodes.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're here, but you're not here. You know,
Speaker 1: if you had.
Speaker 2: Someone who was like such a cereal nerd with you,
Speaker 2: I have a feeling that the two of you would
Speaker 2: probably go on for forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be a fun show. No, no, it wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Because do you remember when Toothcan Sam changed to color
Speaker 1: in his beak in nineteen eighty two?
Speaker 3: I too?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course I loved that for him. And
Speaker 1: do you remember when Frudy Pebbles was only orange, cherry
Speaker 1: and lemon and then they added the blue one? Do
Speaker 1: you remember a fascinating observation? The eighties were really a
Speaker 1: time of gent for the cereals. You actually sound like
Speaker 1: the grea Kazoo. Whoo?
Speaker 2: I know who the great Kazoo is. He's the one
Speaker 2: that ruined the Flintstones?
Speaker 1: Is that what jumped the shark for the flintstones? Yes? Why?
Speaker 2: Because why is there an alien in prehistoric times.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but he always granted wishes. That was
Speaker 1: the best part.
Speaker 2: So you have prehistoric dinosaurs and the whole plot of
Speaker 2: the Flintstones is based in like, oh, it's prehistoric times.
Speaker 2: Now you have an alien who's granting wishes, like.
Speaker 1: What, he's from the future. Okay, but he was the
Speaker 1: gateway to the Jetsons. Really, Hannah Babara, dude, whoa wait?
Speaker 2: So they put him in there to make the connection
Speaker 2: to the Jetsons. Yeah, was there ever a crossover episode?
Speaker 1: Yes? Really? Uh Jetsons meet the Flintstones. Huh, Well that's direct. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what it was called. Why do I remember that?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it was very exciting at the time.
Speaker 1: What World's Collide?
Speaker 2: Well that was like Grugrats Go Wild when the Rugrats
Speaker 2: meant the wild Thornberries.
Speaker 1: Actually, I don't know what that means. I got to
Speaker 1: see that in the movie theater. Was that the guy
Speaker 1: that sent us that cereal that wasn't cyreal and it
Speaker 1: was Mintz that's from that.
Speaker 2: But Rugrats Go Wild was a movie in theaters, and
Speaker 2: it was the Rugrats meeting the wild Thornberries on a vacation.
Speaker 1: Wasn't the Wild Thornberry's like a show on Fox back
Speaker 1: in the ages.
Speaker 2: Oh, it was on Nickelodeon and it was so good.
Speaker 1: There was some kind of berries show on Fox.
Speaker 2: I have no idea where you're going with this, but
Speaker 2: back to my point, Rugrats Go Wild was great. And
Speaker 2: when I saw it in the movie theater, they had
Speaker 2: it in smellovision.
Speaker 1: I remember that they like pumped some crap in. No,
Speaker 1: they gave you a card. Don't you have to scratch
Speaker 1: the car. It was some movie that they pumped some
Speaker 1: crap in or something. I have no idea what that is.
Speaker 2: But again back to my point with Rugrats Go Wild.
Speaker 2: When I saw it, they gave you a card and
Speaker 2: you scratch it off. They'd be like, scratch cent number three.
Speaker 1: It was kind of a waste I see, like in theory,
Speaker 1: like back in the day when they used to be
Speaker 1: black and white TV. Yeah, I don't remember those days,
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying I know that they used to
Speaker 1: sell like this thing. It's like a screen you could
Speaker 1: but over the screen. Yes, that made it look like
Speaker 1: it was in color.
Speaker 2: My parents talk about that all the time. Used to
Speaker 2: draw along with the TV. Yeah, those are some good
Speaker 2: old times. What are you about to play? What are
Speaker 2: you gonna play? Now?
Speaker 1: I can't find it? Guess what it's time for?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Serial killers? My ears are so itchy right now? Why
Speaker 1: because you haven't heard that little jingle in so long?
Speaker 2: No, the amens are killing me.
Speaker 1: You're lying. You're not allergic.
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 1: Allergies are a real thing, EpiPen.
Speaker 2: Just because you don't have an EpiPen doesn't mean you
Speaker 2: can't be allergic to things.
Speaker 1: Well, if you were responsible allergic person, you would have
Speaker 1: an EpiPen.
Speaker 2: No, because an EpiPen is for someone who can die
Speaker 2: from it. I just get an itchy throat and scratchy ears.
Speaker 1: Well then just deal with it, all right?
Speaker 2: Well you, let's deal with it from the person who
Speaker 2: literally goes to the hospital for any little thing.
Speaker 1: Here, this should get rid of it. I will kill you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, now I can't breathe. Let's go to
Speaker 1: the bonus box, which in this case is actually a bag.
Speaker 1: Oh damn it, you're an idiot. Wh would you just
Speaker 1: right so close to your mic I don't know. So
Speaker 1: we've done a couple of these, and I actually discovered
Speaker 1: something today. While look, it's really not that bad. Us
Speaker 1: it is. It's right here. Oh my god, I discovered
Speaker 1: something while looking at their website. So you know that
Speaker 1: we've done Love Crunch. Yeah, we did Love Crunch with
Speaker 1: red berries. We did Love Crunch peanut butter, which was delicious. However,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that they have two different versions of
Speaker 1: each one one is granola and one is cereal. So
Speaker 1: they have the red Berry Love Crunch granola, which we did,
Speaker 1: but they also have RedBerry Love Crunch cereal. It's just
Speaker 1: it kind of was weird to me. I just thought
Speaker 1: that one came in a bag because it was smaller
Speaker 1: and the other one came in a box because it
Speaker 1: was bigger. Not true, two different things. So this is
Speaker 1: from Love Crunch. It's apple chia crumble. Oh I'm into
Speaker 1: that well, because there's chia in it. No, the apple,
Speaker 1: aren't you allergic to those?
Speaker 2: I'm allergic to apples when they're not when you don't
Speaker 2: wash them. I'm allergic to the pesticide on them.
Speaker 1: Oh, these aren't washed. So it's apple chia crumble, pecans,
Speaker 1: green apples, chia, and cinnamon. Now I'm not a big
Speaker 1: green apple fan, but maybe they reconstitute nicely in a cereal.
Speaker 1: Let's see how they are bite for bite. Help us
Speaker 1: spread one million dollars to love to food banks. Oh
Speaker 1: that's nice. Yeah. The clusters I don't see. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've only seen it on TV. But the clusters look
Speaker 1: like those big, those big weed clusters, the big what
Speaker 1: are the seeds? That's what it looks like.
Speaker 2: Are the chia seeds?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Just the clusters? What are you talking? You're a weed guy?
Speaker 1: Do they look like this? I am not a weed
Speaker 1: guy at all. Give me a cup.
Speaker 2: I have so many gross cups.
Speaker 1: What does it smell like? Smells like granola? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 1: This? Looks like you're talking about the actual like I
Speaker 1: don't know, like I see on TV, like they like
Speaker 1: this cluster looks like the big the big weekend and
Speaker 1: that people don't want. I don't know. Is that what
Speaker 1: it's called? Yeah, and then you can break it up.
Speaker 1: I don't know about these things.
Speaker 2: I don't know about these things. I was in the
Speaker 2: day program.
Speaker 1: I get drunk off of two but lights one. That's sad.
Speaker 1: Do you know what my favorite beer is? But light?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I am a fan, but my favorite right now is
Speaker 1: michelob Ultra prickly pear. It's delicious, all right, So love crunch,
Speaker 1: the apple and chia seeds. It's not a wine cooler, dude,
Speaker 1: it's actually beer. No, it's fine.
Speaker 2: I'm like Spike Seltzers.
Speaker 1: Oh there's the chia coming through. I see little black specks. Man,
Speaker 1: what I'm you're what you're eating it? Mm? I gotta
Speaker 1: say it's surprisingly really good. Mm hmm. The apples come
Speaker 1: back to life really nicely. Yep. It's like a burst
Speaker 1: of apple. It tastes like an apple pie. I'm a fan.
Speaker 1: I give this wour bowls in a spoom. I was
Speaker 1: actually gonna say the same thing, four bowls in a spoom.
Speaker 1: This is really really good. You should try this. Love crunch,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, love crunch, apple chia crumble. Oh, I
Speaker 1: got it's really good. I'm just gonna say it. For
Speaker 1: the Spoonies this year. Mm hmm. This might be a
Speaker 1: dark horse candidate. I have to tell you because of COVID,
Speaker 1: I don't think the Spoonies are gonna happen. It'll be virtual. Yes,
Speaker 1: we might have to postpone them. I don't know. We've
Speaker 1: been doing this show for all this time. The good
Speaker 1: thing is I didn't get any pecans because I don't
Speaker 1: like pecans or pecans if you're Carla Marie. But no Carla.
Speaker 1: We don't call her Carla Marie. You're right, I don't
Speaker 1: call her caller Marie. I don't know why I said that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I refuse to call her. He hates being called Carla.
Speaker 1: Well that's her name, yep. I agree. Ooh, the milk
Speaker 1: is coming out. Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Oh I got I did something. I did something I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have. I'm sorry. Sorry, hurry, You're a menace to society.
Speaker 1: While drinking juice in the hood for breakfast, What is
Speaker 1: this bowl? Scary made me get that? Oh, scary made
Speaker 1: you get it? Oh dude, you gotta try this diner,
Speaker 1: so trendy, so good everything. Oh fresh chicken sausage from
Speaker 1: the farm, free range. Can I have paper towels? Everything?
Speaker 1: Can I have paper towels? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So you ate a whole bowl of this and then
Speaker 2: decided today is going to beat the day that you
Speaker 2: eat eight cereals in a row.
Speaker 1: It was Country Fresh eggs with chicken sausage, hash browns, toast,
Speaker 1: and fresh jam. Yeah, I had strawberry. Why are you
Speaker 1: saying like that? Cookie? Strawberry cookie, strawberry cookies, strawberry. Hello,
Speaker 1: my name is Scott. Have you had a fresh strawberry?
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to Cereal Killers. I am on
Speaker 1: the driscolls berry board.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you make it seem like this is
Speaker 2: like that's my job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my career. It's my second job. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: You spilled the milk all in the garbage can. It's
Speaker 1: so rude for George, He's going to take that out
Speaker 1: and it's going to drip everywhere. I was gonna have
Speaker 1: to throw it out somewhere where else do you throw
Speaker 1: it out? This has been serial killers? Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for listening. What you also poured a huge amount
Speaker 1: of milk in the cup, knowing that I usually only
Speaker 1: take one to two bites. What day is today? Today
Speaker 1: is the third? So today's Monday. Yeah. I have a
Speaker 1: great week.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: We'll see you on Friday. I hope I have a
Speaker 1: great birthday on Thursday. I hope so too. I really
Speaker 1: hope it doesn't suck. Yeah it won't. It could well,
Speaker 1: why would you go into it? With a negative attitude.
Speaker 1: Is it a milestone year if it lands on a
Speaker 1: five a zero? Or is it only a milestone year
Speaker 1: if it's like a milestone year. I always saw it.
Speaker 2: It was only like if it ended in a zero.
Speaker 1: What about twenty five that's pretty milestone. I don't know.
Speaker 1: What about seventy five that's milestone? Why? Because they're like
Speaker 1: quarters of things?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you think forty five is a cornerstone.
Speaker 1: I don't. What's a cornerstone?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Whatever you said, you're halfway to fifty almost. That doesn't
Speaker 1: even make sense. When I was twenty five, I would
Speaker 1: have been halfway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, Let's math isn't my strong suit?
Speaker 1: What is Andrew?
Speaker 2: What is?
Speaker 1: Because it isn't cereal? Thank you? Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: This has been serial killers. Please follow us on social
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Speaker 1: Thank you. Soon to come our brand new website. Andrew's
Speaker 1: been working on it feverishly for the last few weeks.
Speaker 1: I got a fever from it. Working zone for the
Speaker 1: flavor of a Pringles what so check back in Bike.
Speaker 1: I don't know, six months maybe maybe it'll be up.
Speaker 2: We need to discuss how we're making the website and
Speaker 2: then I can make it. We'll see you have a
Speaker 2: great week and c crunch, Goshi, go crunch. This is
Speaker 2: an empty bag that's just sitting here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know I need it. Why why do you
Speaker 1: need this empty bag that has crumbs? Goodbye Andrew, goodbye
Speaker 1: Scott home. Put in your pizza oven so you drip
Speaker 1: and melt on the floor. Me just one night Buenos
Speaker 1: no Chase.