Speaker 1: Recording another exciting episode of Serial Killers coming up.
Speaker 2: You can't say that yet, why because we don't know
Speaker 2: it's exciting, might be boring as all hell. Whenever we're together,
Speaker 2: it's exciting. This is true. We have a spark. Think. Oh,
Speaker 2: it is Monday, April eleventh, Yeah, four eleven.
Speaker 1: That's exciting, almost Easter for US Catholics and Christians, And.
Speaker 2: It's almost Easter for US Jews too, you know. I
Speaker 2: mean I like chocolate marshmallow eggs and my kids run
Speaker 2: around in the backyard finding plastic eggs caros I didn't. Okay,
Speaker 2: So for everybody it's going to be Easter. I mean
Speaker 2: you don't have to like be Catholic to like Easter eggs. Well,
Speaker 2: I was just saying it's almost Easter. Well that's cool,
Speaker 2: But you said for US Catholics, it's for us too, well,
Speaker 2: because it's the holiday for the Catholics and Christians, right,
Speaker 2: the whole Jesus thing. But all that's like saying.
Speaker 1: Like, yes, you can enjoy Christmas, right, which we do.
Speaker 1: But like Catholics celebrate Christmas.
Speaker 2: I understand, we also celebrate Well, yeah you do, because
Speaker 2: I mean you eat matza sometimes during Passover oh with
Speaker 2: butter on my Yeah, it doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 1: Well, I actually still have the Maaza you gave me
Speaker 1: I think six years ago, and it's probably still good
Speaker 1: it is. I whip it out every once in a
Speaker 1: while and I put some butter on that baby.
Speaker 2: Actually, you probably shouldn't do that. The birds won't even
Speaker 2: eat it at that point. I love it, you know,
Speaker 2: It's really funny. One year I was at a supermarket,
Speaker 2: maybe two weeks after passover, and they had cases and
Speaker 2: cases of Maza and the sign was like, great for
Speaker 2: bird food. It's like a dollar for this giant five
Speaker 2: pound box. The birds don't like it. I freaking love it.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, with good butter, too good, butter delicious.
Speaker 2: Where's the thing? What are you doing? Start the show? Oh?
Speaker 2: Start the show? Okay, hold an hold what a hor
Speaker 2: are today? Andrew? I'm going to have to go for lunch? Oh?
Speaker 2: So popular eat serial Killers? Yeay? Alright, so welcome to
Speaker 2: another episode. Okay, yeah, yeah, we're still using your organic
Speaker 2: Valley Whole milk from like three weeks ago. Because the
Speaker 2: way you see it is, no matter what the date
Speaker 2: is is when it's good until it doesn't matter when
Speaker 2: it was open or I bought it last Friday m hm.
Speaker 1: And we've been like banging out episodes because we're going
Speaker 1: on a vacation soon banging out. And I must apologize
Speaker 1: because I've been saying for three weeks already that we're
Speaker 1: gonna get that listener Kreen on the phone with us
Speaker 1: or the zoom or whatever to do the recess cereal
Speaker 1: and we just haven't been able to logistically do it yet,
Speaker 1: but we will soon, yeah, because I really want to
Speaker 1: try that.
Speaker 2: Everyone's like, oh, it's not the same. So we got to.
Speaker 1: Get some more guests on too. I know Michelle wants
Speaker 1: to come back. I was we could, we could have
Speaker 1: Danielle back on. Yeah, yeah, you keep me saying all this.
Speaker 1: I don't know Elvis wants to be on. No, he
Speaker 1: need's going to be on an episode.
Speaker 2: Yes, maybe he'll do next week.
Speaker 1: Here's what we're not gonna do is be negative Nancies today.
Speaker 2: I'm not Nancy. When we're just mentioning people, just go
Speaker 2: that sounds great, Okay, sure, I can't wait for guests. Yeah,
Speaker 2: here we go. That's the positivity. I like. Now we
Speaker 2: did the sister to this one. This is new from
Speaker 2: General mills. It's plentiful. We did the almond cinnamon one.
Speaker 2: This one is just peanut butter. It's gonna be delicious,
Speaker 2: don't It's going to be good. I'm not. I'm mm hmm.
Speaker 2: You really like If you like the other one, I'm
Speaker 2: just mm hmm to go mm hmm. Shake my box please?
Speaker 2: You are testy today, louder? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Shake starnysh.
Speaker 2: Did you see I shook it along with the beat? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That was impressive. Peanut butter corn, No, I'm sorry, not corn.
Speaker 2: What am I saying? Peanut butter coated flakes with nut
Speaker 2: and seed clusters. That sounds interesting. Peanut butter coated flakes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: these flakes are coated and peanut butter.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but I watch someone eat a
Speaker 1: peanut butter and jelly sandwiches right now.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm craving.
Speaker 1: Really well, this is half of it. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go through a phase like I do with toast.
Speaker 1: I go through phases where I just want to eat
Speaker 1: only toast. I think that's coming, but with peanut butter
Speaker 1: and jellies, where I'm just gonna wear that sucker out.
Speaker 2: Now you're gray for strawberry.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, I'm in concord grapes, Concord grapes or whatever
Speaker 1: they say is the good one. I wonder if anybody
Speaker 1: eats peanutchy no smooth n see.
Speaker 2: I like honey peanut butter. Eh, I like honey peanut butter.
Speaker 2: I don't like your skippy. Oh, I can only have
Speaker 2: honey peanut butter. I like Justin's Honey peanut butter or
Speaker 2: Peanut Butter and Company.
Speaker 1: Oh, you get the rich one. No, no, no, he's rich.
Speaker 1: Everybody Peanut Butter and Company.
Speaker 2: Bee's knees. That is the Bee's knees. It is delicious. No,
Speaker 2: I can only have Justin's old Bee's knees.
Speaker 1: For my honey peanut butter. I hate you, and yet,
Speaker 1: what's your jam?
Speaker 2: You're my jam? Andy? That makes zero sense. What's your
Speaker 2: jam that you use? I'd very rarely make a peanut
Speaker 2: butter and jelly sandwich, but if I were to, I
Speaker 2: would use the squeezy Welch's concord grape.
Speaker 1: I love that you have bougie peanut butter mixed in with.
Speaker 2: The sorry I like. I like to polander all fruit.
Speaker 1: And tell me that you use what's that Dave's kick
Speaker 1: ass bread or whatever. That bread is delicious, by the way,
Speaker 1: I wish they advertised because I.
Speaker 2: Reached out to them. Nothing ready, here we go. Hm.
Speaker 2: Really good. That's got a little everything, really nice peanut
Speaker 2: butter flavor. I might be a five bowler. I was
Speaker 2: going to say that, can we do that? Let me
Speaker 2: do one more?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it almost tastes like a Reese's puff, But like
Speaker 1: I feel healthy eating this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whole green wheat sugar is a second ingredient. That's
Speaker 2: not good peanut butter. I'm a fly ball. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: I did it? Come on?
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking, is this hall of fame worthy?
Speaker 2: No? It is if I give it five bowls? Though,
Speaker 2: it doesn't mean it's in the Hall of Fame? Does
Speaker 2: it? It is? Okay, so I'll do it. You don't have
Speaker 2: to do four balls in a spoon. No, don't put
Speaker 2: it over the top. Yeah I have to. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: What I'm gonna do four balls in totally fine?
Speaker 1: I just it's great. It's an excellent cereal. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: what I say, this is like hall of fame worthy?
Speaker 2: You know what? It does? Need it? I did give
Speaker 2: a good granola mmm, give it five, Give it five?
Speaker 1: Oh, come on now, yeah sure, yeah, yeah yeah, because
Speaker 1: it is delicious, all right.
Speaker 2: Listen. If you like a peanut butter cereal, this is it, Yeah, plentiful.
Speaker 1: And if you don't want to, like, if you look
Speaker 1: at a Reese's puff cereal and say to yourself like, oh,
Speaker 1: that seems like it's just sugary and sweet and it's
Speaker 1: bad for me. I mean technically this one, the second
Speaker 1: ingredient is shugary.
Speaker 2: I mean this is pretty much the same. It just
Speaker 2: looks pretty and it looks healthy.
Speaker 1: Yes, and it's I have to say, the seeds do
Speaker 1: add good flavor to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like it me too. I'm still chewing it, but
Speaker 1: I like it me too. That's a that's that's a
Speaker 1: good one, all right. That might be our our spoony darling.
Speaker 1: As Spoony season comes close.
Speaker 2: Spoony darling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't you know like when they call them like
Speaker 1: Oscar darlings. No, like small indie flicks that like you've
Speaker 1: never heard of that, all of a sudden, come Oscar Season.
Speaker 1: It's like two people saw the movie and yet it's
Speaker 1: nominated for fourteen awards. Speaking of Oscar, what huh oh
Speaker 1: you slapped me. H you're still going with that joke?
Speaker 1: Two weeks out?
Speaker 2: Three? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right, ye are current and hip. The next Welcome
Speaker 1: to serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Next to serials are listener supplied. Cool. Thank you so
Speaker 2: much for listener. Another spoonful of this guy. Right, I
Speaker 2: may have just ruined my lunch. Move about death glare.
Speaker 2: We were talking about what happened. You just death glared me. No,
Speaker 2: I didn't. Would you like something cinnamony or something raisiny? Next?
Speaker 2: Cinnamon cinnamon? Okay, but you death glared me. I saw it.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Arlen. I thought you were quick with that one.
Speaker 2: Clover Valley Cinnamon mini squares. What would you call that mascot? Like,
Speaker 2: if you had to name him, what would you name him?
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's from Clover Valley. Hm, so I'm thinking
Speaker 1: his name is like, uh, I see Chester? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he talks while you lose exactly love Chester.
Speaker 2: The Clover Valley sinniment many Squire's beaver shake shake.
Speaker 1: Shake, shake, shake, shake lom Chester.
Speaker 2: Okay, try our other delicious Clover Valley cereals. I don't
Speaker 2: know where you buy Clover Valley. This is obviously a
Speaker 2: store brand distributed by Old East Main Company in Tennessee,
Speaker 2: m And my guess is that probably goes to uh,
Speaker 2: you know, store chains across the country. Is so good,
Speaker 2: like it really is. Hmmm, how you doing, Andrew? I'm wonderful.
Speaker 2: How are you good? I'm concerned about you. I would
Speaker 2: just want to make sure that you're doing.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're not allowed to talk on this one. Remember, well,
Speaker 1: while I'm pouring, we can. Oh, okay, you know, I'm wonderful.
Speaker 1: Things are great off this week. Oh these are puffy, all.
Speaker 2: Right, these are supposed to they're not.
Speaker 1: But look at that because yeah, that's a puffy square thing.
Speaker 2: They don't do that normally. No, Oh it smells good.
Speaker 2: It smells nice. There's an African animal crossword puzzle on
Speaker 2: the back.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna do it? Sure, Oh we have to
Speaker 1: do the hurdle. Oh yeah, no we don't.
Speaker 2: Your phone's not connected. Yeah it is sweet and whole
Speaker 2: wheat and rice cereal with cinnamon. She's connected now ready wait, Oh,
Speaker 2: this one's all curled off. Have you seen the Look
Speaker 2: at this one? The quality control is just not okay,
Speaker 2: maybe that's their stick. Look at that one. He has
Speaker 2: a penis.
Speaker 1: Oh god, alright, Oh my god, no, No, that's a
Speaker 1: hard past immediate Now, well.
Speaker 2: You know what it is because you're expecting cinnamon toast
Speaker 2: crunch consistency. Yeah, and it's not that that is nasty.
Speaker 2: It's well, I mean it's not. No, it's not nasty.
Speaker 2: It's just because what you're expecting is not there. It's
Speaker 2: a two bowl in a spoon for me. I'm not
Speaker 2: a big fan of this one. I'm gonna only give
Speaker 2: it two bowls.
Speaker 1: It's it's very dull, like, what is it doing?
Speaker 2: It's not really sweet. No, the seminary sugar seems to
Speaker 2: wash off as soon as you put milk on it.
Speaker 2: Shut your effing mouth. Oh, Chester, I wasn't gonna rolling
Speaker 2: pin for I'm going to beat your face with it.
Speaker 2: I'm Chester. What did you give it? I'm sorry, two
Speaker 2: in a spoon buster, Yeah to one. Uh, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna give it two balls, I think I said. So
Speaker 2: that's it. Are we hurtling? Yeah, let's hurdle real quick. Okay,
Speaker 2: wait right after this. Oh, don't say that yet, why not? Okay,
Speaker 2: yeah say it. Okay, we'll hurdle right after this and
Speaker 2: we're back. I need to count to five. Why there's
Speaker 2: a big enough hole there? There is not because do.
Speaker 1: You know when I was eating before and you were like,
Speaker 1: you have to say something else? Silent that was longer
Speaker 1: than that break was.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. Normally it's about halfway through the show.
Speaker 1: It's about halfway through the show. I don't edit anything anymore,
Speaker 1: but this should be not my problem. Go ahead, I
Speaker 1: know that one. It's get your Freak On, Missy Elliott.
Speaker 2: Wow, look at you. I would have known that because
Speaker 2: we didn't play that version. That's the beat. I would
Speaker 2: have gotten it on instantly. But that is like the
Speaker 2: album version. We didn't play that on the radio. That
Speaker 2: part was cut off. I love that one. You listen
Speaker 2: to deep Cuts, Well, yeah, I know that. I know
Speaker 2: that one. I love that one. Get your Freaking I
Speaker 2: mean I know the song. People, you know. Oh I
Speaker 2: love that song. I heard it the other day. Can
Speaker 2: we shake again? Oh? This is heavy box? This box
Speaker 2: is heavy. Okay, go ahead, do you think shake? Nothing
Speaker 2: to see here? People?
Speaker 1: Just a man shaking a box. This is how we
Speaker 1: make so one of a living folks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because remember we're a fishball right here. There's windows
Speaker 2: that go by us.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm worried about this new studio deal because what
Speaker 1: are we gonna do.
Speaker 2: H We won't have windows.
Speaker 1: We won't have windows. It'll just be the two of us,
Speaker 1: not close to each other.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. We'll have to make it close to each other.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be doing this in like a hallway because
Speaker 1: there's no there's studios.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make room in my little hole and you're
Speaker 2: gonna come in and we'll figure it out. We'll use
Speaker 2: the Superman box. Well, we'll just have to get a
Speaker 2: small folding table from Costco that's like four by four
Speaker 2: and that's it.
Speaker 1: The company says clearly that we are not allowed to
Speaker 1: personalize the space.
Speaker 2: Okay, well then we'll have to have like a Murphy
Speaker 2: table come out of the walls. All right, we'll build
Speaker 2: it over to exactly. We'll just have a table that
Speaker 2: comes out. That'll be nice.
Speaker 1: I mean, we were convinced that somebody was sleeping up
Speaker 1: here for a while.
Speaker 2: Well there was, Yeah, there was someone sleeping under the stairwall.
Speaker 2: That was sad. Okay, this is Essential every Day from
Speaker 2: our friend Matt, who sent a giant box of Essential
Speaker 2: Everyday cereals. This one is raisin, brown, lots going on
Speaker 2: in the back. Feel good about yourself, positive living streight.
Speaker 1: Still you feel good about myself with that box art.
Speaker 1: That is a stressful.
Speaker 2: It gives you all what's going on? Was calling me
Speaker 2: from Pattersonville, New York. It says potential spam unless it's
Speaker 2: your car warranty.
Speaker 1: I didn't answer it, all right, identified spam at this
Speaker 1: quick because my lunch buss is here.
Speaker 2: Oh your lunch bush. How do you know? Because they're
Speaker 2: right there? See you should go to have a mine.
Speaker 2: I'm going, No, we should, I should go. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll do the rest of it from here. Okay, you're ready.
Speaker 2: Here's your milk. Thank you, you're welcome. You have a spoon? Yes,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: Well we did this one while we were on vacation
Speaker 1: quote unquote, so technically.
Speaker 2: I'm not on vacation. Oh my god. Here we go
Speaker 2: one today. Mm hmm. Okay. The thing is, though you're
Speaker 2: you're you're comparing it to Kellogg's raisin and it's not.
Speaker 2: The flakes are different. They almost don't taste like brand flakes, bland,
Speaker 2: bloring and blah. The raisins are good though, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't think they're quite but.
Speaker 1: Like I could just go out and buy the one
Speaker 1: with the red sun on it and call that a day.
Speaker 2: Is he red the red the red box? It's purple box?
Speaker 2: Two scoops?
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying you like the ras sun made. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the little girl in the box there, Yeah, the little maid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's probably changed by now.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, she's still there. She's not offensive.
Speaker 1: Yet until it's discover that like the guy who did
Speaker 1: something did something bad, and.
Speaker 2: She grows grapes and then she drives them in the sun. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know that grapes become raisins, right.
Speaker 1: Yes, I do. I want to make sure i'm not
Speaker 1: greg t. What do you give this one?
Speaker 2: Andrew two balls two? I'm gonna give it two balls
Speaker 2: in a spoon because it's not terrible, but I wouldn't
Speaker 2: buy it again. Oh wait a minute, I didn't buy it,
Speaker 2: Thanks Matt. Well, this episode I feel like started up high.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was wonderful, So.
Speaker 1: I feel like it should be brilliant, boring and blah.
Speaker 1: That's the episode title.
Speaker 2: Brilliant, boring and blah. Perfect. Remind me because I'll forget
Speaker 2: when I title it. Write it down for I'm going
Speaker 2: to write this down. Well, thank you very much for
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