Speaker 1: The second date of day. We talk about listeners planning
Speaker 1: epic date nights all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm impressed by some of them, but.
Speaker 1: This one could literally go down in the record books.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: And when I say literally, I do mean literally.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, they were like breaking records.
Speaker 1: And when I say go down, oh what you know? Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: welcome Kyle to the show. What's up, Kyle?
Speaker 3: Not much? How you guys doing.
Speaker 2: You sound like a crazy record breaker, Kyle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds you got a lot of energy. So
Speaker 1: tell us about the girl that you went out with.
Speaker 1: What's her name?
Speaker 3: Her name is Abby. She's pretty awesome. We met on Hinge.
Speaker 2: Okay, how long did you talk with Abby before your guys'
Speaker 2: first date?
Speaker 3: Like a good week? Okay, maybe even a little bit
Speaker 3: more than that.
Speaker 1: What did you find attractive about Abby?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean she's beautiful, Like a lot of her
Speaker 3: photos were travel like around the world, and I love traveling.
Speaker 3: And she looks like have a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a strategy, right, We put those photos okay,
Speaker 4: of course, and it works fine.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what did you and Abby end up doing
Speaker 1: for your date? You mentioned something about breaking records in your.
Speaker 3: Email yeah, so she's got a pretty crazy schedule. So
Speaker 3: we were having a hard time putting down a date,
Speaker 3: and like the only time she had opened was a
Speaker 3: night I already had an event planned with some of
Speaker 3: my buddies. Okay, so I just thought, you know what,
Speaker 3: my friends are nice guys, and even though it was
Speaker 3: a big event, I would have a lot of time
Speaker 3: to like spend with her, So I invited her along.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's a bad idea, Like, no, there's
Speaker 2: not very much pressure, you know, it's more of a
Speaker 2: hangout like get to know you situation. I mean, I guess,
Speaker 2: depending on what the event was with your buddies, maybe
Speaker 2: I should ask that, Yeah, what was it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I guess, like in hindsight, maybe it wasn't
Speaker 3: the best thing to invite her too. So, like you've
Speaker 3: heard of the Gonness Book of World Records, right, yes,
Speaker 3: So I have always the kid, always wanted to be
Speaker 3: in it, and I found one that my friends and
Speaker 3: I have been working towards. So Okay, my buddy owns
Speaker 3: a bar. Okay, it's the Guinness Book World Record has
Speaker 3: a woman in Germany to open eight bottles of beer
Speaker 3: with her feet in under a minute.
Speaker 2: Whoa wait, you were trying to break that record that night.
Speaker 3: I mean it's not the first time I've tried, but
Speaker 3: this was like the real Like this is going to.
Speaker 1: Be afici wow.
Speaker 4: To talk to her dumn, but having a girl watch
Speaker 4: you break a world record, like there's no other.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it does. What are the rules of this?
Speaker 3: So basically you use like duct tape and you put
Speaker 3: bottle openers on your feet.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so yeah, you at a bar with your
Speaker 1: buddy walking around with bottle opener's duct tape to your feet,
Speaker 1: trying to impress a lady.
Speaker 3: Not the whole time, I mean, like just like the competition.
Speaker 3: But of course, you know, like when we walk in,
Speaker 3: all my friends are there, there's other people there who
Speaker 3: are like they know what's happening, so they start chanting
Speaker 3: my name. They're like, Okyle, Kyle. So she looked at
Speaker 3: me like, what is going on?
Speaker 2: Okay, you didn't prep her beforehand. She was looking around
Speaker 2: like what's going on? You didn't tell her what you
Speaker 2: were going to be doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sort of.
Speaker 1: She walks in and like sees her date with bottle
Speaker 1: openers strapped to his bare feet, and she's thinking oh god,
Speaker 1: this is the guy.
Speaker 3: I I didn't want to brag about it. I didn't
Speaker 3: want to like say, I'm gonna be doing a really
Speaker 3: cool thing.
Speaker 1: No, you're right, you shouldn't brag about that.
Speaker 2: I mean, the thing is, don't lie about the schedule.
Speaker 2: You invited her there because you were the star of
Speaker 2: the night and you thought you would impress her, which
Speaker 2: is fine, but let's just be honest right now.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I mean there's worse things, so I don't
Speaker 3: think it was that bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know, maybe maybe we're too quick to judge this.
Speaker 2: It sounds kind of fun.
Speaker 1: Tell us more about what happened once Abby got there
Speaker 1: and you guys were hanging out with your bottle open feet.
Speaker 3: Well, I was just like, say, the bottle openers were
Speaker 3: on my feet, yet like having a good time, and
Speaker 3: then it was time, so I have to go, get ready,
Speaker 3: put the bottle openers on my feet, and then it's
Speaker 3: time and you gotta go. You got a minute. I've
Speaker 3: got to get nine bottles open to beat the record.
Speaker 2: That's pretty fast.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately I did not.
Speaker 1: How made you get through?
Speaker 3: I got to the sixth bottle, but I don't know
Speaker 3: if she retired with a beast.
Speaker 2: Wait, so I have a question, because this, this record
Speaker 2: sounds really important to you after you didn't do it,
Speaker 2: did you like pouch? I mean, were you a sore loser?
Speaker 3: I don't think I was. It was one of those things,
Speaker 3: you know, I wasn't gonna let it ruin my life
Speaker 3: or even in my night.
Speaker 1: Did you at least give her one of the opened
Speaker 1: foot beats? Sign the back of it.
Speaker 3: I'll sign the back when I actually like beat the record.
Speaker 1: You don't want to drink out of one of the
Speaker 1: shameful face.
Speaker 2: You know what they say about a man that's good
Speaker 2: with his feet though that good?
Speaker 4: He's weird. I don't know.
Speaker 2: But it sounds like a good start of something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe so. I mean it sounds like kind of
Speaker 1: a fun event for the crowd. But was there any
Speaker 1: actual romance happening between you and Abby during this whole time? Romantic?
Speaker 3: No, it's there was a part where I told her,
Speaker 3: you know, we're talking about the competition. I said, anybody
Speaker 3: could do this, but you could do it. Let me
Speaker 3: see her feet, and you know, she took her shoe
Speaker 3: off and she let me see her foot. That was
Speaker 3: pretty cool, very high.
Speaker 1: Okay, so how long has it been since this happened?
Speaker 3: Almost two weeks?
Speaker 2: Two weeks? And how did you leave that night?
Speaker 3: We both drove there separately, so it was a hug
Speaker 3: and a kiss on the cheek. All my friends are around,
Speaker 3: so I'm gonna be you know, give.
Speaker 1: This opportunity to drive her home with your feet, bro
Speaker 1: that it's a good sign though. It's a good sign
Speaker 1: though that she at least gave you a hug and
Speaker 1: a kiss at the end of the night, so maybe
Speaker 1: there is a chance here.
Speaker 2: And showed her foot.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, racy, Yeah, So let's give it a shot.
Speaker 1: We're going to play a song. We'll come back dial
Speaker 1: her number, maybe using my feet. Please don't. We could
Speaker 1: be here for seventeen minutes, but we're gonna do your
Speaker 1: second date update right after this. All right, hold on
Speaker 1: man update if you're just jumping into the second date update.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners, Kyle, had a one of a
Speaker 1: kind date night with a woman named Dabby very well yes,
Speaker 1: I can't think of a better way to say that.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: So he brought her to a bar that one of
Speaker 1: his buddies owns, and the activity for the night was
Speaker 1: Kyle attempting to set a new world record for number
Speaker 1: of beer bottles opened with his feet.
Speaker 2: It was like a bole of bights at the bar.
Speaker 1: If you're wondering, I guess you scrap bottle openers to
Speaker 1: your toes and you have to do it that way.
Speaker 1: Eight was the record to be in under a minute,
Speaker 1: and after the minute was up, Kyle only managed to
Speaker 1: open six.
Speaker 3: No wonder.
Speaker 1: It was a failure not just on setting the record,
Speaker 1: but it would seem also for the date because, like
Speaker 1: Brooks said, Abby has not been returning Kyle's calls. But Kyle,
Speaker 1: before we reach out to her, I want to leave
Speaker 1: you with this quote. Okay, failure defeats losers, but inspires winners.
Speaker 1: Oh deep, I saw that.
Speaker 2: Sn't understand it.
Speaker 1: I saw that on the side of a wall of
Speaker 1: a methadone clinic. So I feel like that's good. It's
Speaker 1: worth repeating.
Speaker 2: Have we ever.
Speaker 3: Considered that she was the last record holder and she
Speaker 3: was offended It was.
Speaker 2: A German woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we haven't called her yet. Who knows it's possible, Kyle,
Speaker 1: what do you think?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: I think you could come back from this, Kyle. I mean,
Speaker 2: that's the thing I think I don't think where you
Speaker 2: messed up is actually doing the world record thing. I
Speaker 2: think it's not telling her before you got to the bar,
Speaker 2: not preparing her for that event.
Speaker 3: Yeah you're right, but like I wasn't trying for like
Speaker 3: tricker or anything with a surprise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, creeper or weirder for anything. You're just doing
Speaker 1: your own things.
Speaker 2: I have a brune. It's always good for a person
Speaker 2: to have passions. Yours are just a little bit different than.
Speaker 1: Did you hear Jose? You're not a creeper. You're just
Speaker 1: a guy that opens bottles.
Speaker 2: Makes sense.
Speaker 1: He's differently. So here we go. I feel ready to
Speaker 1: make this call. Do you feel ready?
Speaker 3: I do absolutely.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the winning attitude. I'm at the dial Abby's
Speaker 1: number right now. Here we go. Hello, Hey, I'm looking
Speaker 1: for Abby. This is a hi Abby. My name is Jeff.
Speaker 1: We're on a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Oh, I know your show.
Speaker 1: You remember this day?
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should retire now not a high point, but no, Abby,
Speaker 1: So we're doing something called the second date update. I
Speaker 1: guess you might be familiar with that.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I am.
Speaker 2: Okay, congratulations well, yeah, I mean, congratulations is a word beat.
Speaker 2: Somebody really likes you.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's true, Abby, And so obviously you know how
Speaker 1: this works. Someone's trying to get a hold of you.
Speaker 1: Their name's Kyle.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, of course it is.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you two had a very memorable night.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it was weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, Kyle did tell us a little bit
Speaker 1: about the night. Why don't you tell us about your
Speaker 1: perspective on it?
Speaker 4: Did he tell you the activity?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the world record for opening bottles with his feet.
Speaker 2: When did you find out that was what he was
Speaker 2: doing that night? Because he also told us that he
Speaker 2: didn't tell you about it?
Speaker 4: No, And that was the first thing that was jarring
Speaker 4: to me, because I'm thinking, we're just going to go
Speaker 4: to a bar and like get to know each other,
Speaker 4: and it's going to be him and I and like
Speaker 4: I knew this was a bar that his friend owned,
Speaker 4: and so I'm like, oh, cool, I'll get to meet
Speaker 4: his friend. Yes, but I did not expect all of
Speaker 4: his friends to be at the bar, and I certainly
Speaker 4: didn't expect when we walked into the bar for them
Speaker 4: to be chanting his name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that must have felt pretty cool.
Speaker 4: No, this is like horrifying for me.
Speaker 1: Were you thinking that a lot of the people there
Speaker 1: thought you were just a groupie?
Speaker 4: I kind of think I locked the ability to think
Speaker 4: for a minute because I just was like in shock.
Speaker 2: So wait, at that point when they're chanting his name,
Speaker 2: you still have no idea why?
Speaker 4: No? No? Oh no. So after the channing like dives
Speaker 4: down and his friends are coming up and like, hey man,
Speaker 4: you're ready, You're ready, and he tells me, he's like, okay,
Speaker 4: here's the thing. I'm going to try to beat a
Speaker 4: Guinness World record tonight. I was like what and then
Speaker 4: he tells me what it is again?
Speaker 3: And what?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So are you saying the reason you're not calling
Speaker 1: him back is because of just the surprise of finding
Speaker 1: out what the activity for the night was.
Speaker 4: Well, that's one reason that there are more Oh oh yeah,
Speaker 4: we're there and we're like things are settling down and
Speaker 4: like I'm feeling a little better and this is gonna
Speaker 4: be okay, And I'm like, it's just a silly thing, right, right.
Speaker 4: So he goes over like against the wall, and he
Speaker 4: takes off his shoes and he's doing these feet exercise
Speaker 4: things against walls.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's just something about being barefoot in a bar
Speaker 2: that grosses me out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of like gag worthy. And so then
Speaker 4: like I'm going toward him to like see what kind
Speaker 4: of exercises he's doing, and his friend intersects me and
Speaker 4: is like, so glad that that Kyle brought you, but
Speaker 4: you can't really talk to him right now, and like
Speaker 4: you need to leave him alone because he has to focus.
Speaker 2: Wait are you talking like five minutes before he does
Speaker 2: this thing.
Speaker 4: Or I don't know what time he's going to do
Speaker 4: his thing.
Speaker 3: So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I wonder what Yle would think about this, because, as
Speaker 1: you probably know, Abby, Kyle's been on the other line
Speaker 1: listening this entire time and he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4: I forgot that part.
Speaker 1: Kyle. Put your foot up to the speakerphone. Okay, we
Speaker 1: want to be able to hear you.
Speaker 3: Hey, Abby, Hi Kyle. Hi. First, I just want to
Speaker 3: say I did not realize that my friends like took
Speaker 3: you aside. I did not tell them to do that.
Speaker 3: That was way out of line. Okay. Sometimes you know,
Speaker 3: sometimes our friends to be overprotective. Yeah, So I just
Speaker 3: want to say I apologize for that and like I'm
Speaker 3: not trying to make a joke here, like no puns,
Speaker 3: but like he really put a foot in his mouth.
Speaker 2: Okay, hey, that's a good start, though, Kyle, I mean, Abby.
Speaker 4: Thank you. I appreciate that. But like something else that
Speaker 4: you didn't tell me that one of your friends told
Speaker 4: me that I just think is I don't know, is
Speaker 4: that like if you were going to break the record,
Speaker 4: that you were probably going to be gone for a
Speaker 4: while because these people in Japan had offered you a
Speaker 4: position on some like game show tour over there to
Speaker 4: be like some professional beat bottle openers.
Speaker 1: Wait, what what does that mean? Kyle explain?
Speaker 3: I mean I didn't mention anything because I thought, oh god,
Speaker 3: I wish my friend said that said anything. But yeah,
Speaker 3: so you guys know, like lots of wild things are
Speaker 3: really popular in Japan, Like yeah, so they also have
Speaker 3: like there's like a lot of game shows and even
Speaker 3: talk shows that have people do like crazy things. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: and one of them is like doing stuff with their feet,
Speaker 3: not like gross stuff. Well sometimes it's scarce but not
Speaker 3: like dirty.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna be on one of these weird Japanese
Speaker 1: game shows.
Speaker 3: There's been some interest and it's not like I'd be
Speaker 3: there for years. It'd be like three or four months
Speaker 3: doing a little tour.
Speaker 2: It's kind of awesome.
Speaker 1: I mean it is kind of cool. If you're gonna
Speaker 1: be good at something, even if it's weird, be the
Speaker 1: best right tour.
Speaker 2: Yes, story like in your life to be like, well,
Speaker 2: let me tell you about what I got.
Speaker 4: You didn't get the world record, but he's.
Speaker 3: Working on it.
Speaker 2: I think it's awesome.
Speaker 1: Sure, I mean it's it's pretty cool. But maybe if
Speaker 1: you're planning to head over to Japan really soon, it's
Speaker 1: not the best time to try and start dating someone here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then nothing's for sure. There's never good timing
Speaker 2: in life. Jeffrey and Abby, you like traveling, that's what
Speaker 2: he said. He said he saw in your profile that
Speaker 2: you like to travel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I do. I've actually always wanted to go
Speaker 4: to Japan.
Speaker 1: But no, listen, if he was in Japan see his
Speaker 1: feet tricks, he's gonna be sworn with the lady. Do
Speaker 1: you think you could tell your boss, Hey, can I
Speaker 1: get four or five months off work? I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: watch my boyfriend open bottles in Japan with speed?
Speaker 4: No, I don't think that. I don't think that was life.
Speaker 3: I think I can. I say, though, you know, money
Speaker 3: is not everything, but the kind of money that I
Speaker 3: would get paid, even like as a beginner, I could
Speaker 3: quit my job. I would only have to work for
Speaker 3: maybe five months a year.
Speaker 1: There's some perks there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm interested, yet.
Speaker 2: Can do I mean that's not too bad though either.
Speaker 1: Does that change anything for you? Abby?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I guess it's kind of more interesting
Speaker 4: than I thought.
Speaker 2: And it's a reason why he was taking it so seriously, right,
Speaker 2: there's actually something on the line here.
Speaker 1: I mean, you have to look at all the positives
Speaker 1: from this date. This is a guy who is committed
Speaker 1: to something very very deeply. He's passionate. He's going to
Speaker 1: travel with you. He could possibly only work four to
Speaker 1: five months a year.
Speaker 2: If you ever order a beer at a nice restaurant,
Speaker 2: he is going to be the cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just opening all sorts of stuff with his feet
Speaker 1: wherever you go. So I think maybe you should consider
Speaker 1: going out on another date with him, and if you do,
Speaker 1: we will pay for that date.
Speaker 4: I think I will.
Speaker 3: I will, I will, Oh, Abby, I promise you won't
Speaker 3: regret this. I'll make up that first date. I will
Speaker 3: keep my shoes on the whole time. I promise, all.
Speaker 1: Right, shoes on but close off.
Speaker 2: That is so awkward. Arkward Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,