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Speaker 1: What's up?

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Speaker 2: Would you?

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Speaker 3: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 4: It's a laser line.

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Speaker 5: Goodby, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 5: loser line before. It works like this.

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Speaker 2: Let's say you're volunteering at the senior home, about ready

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Speaker 2: to draw out a bingo ball, when this guy approaches

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Speaker 2: you and says, excuse.

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Speaker 5: Me, are you a pizza box? Because I can't wait

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Speaker 5: to get your top off. Smells delicious.

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Speaker 2: After that, whatever you do, make sure to grab his

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Speaker 2: dabber and then give him the numbers of the loser line,

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Speaker 2: so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 2: play over the air.

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Speaker 5: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Hey Liam, it's.

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Speaker 1: The the girl you bought the the Mark the margarita

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Speaker 1: for it. Oh my god, sorry even the saying the

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Speaker 1: word I get the taste in my mouth. I just

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Speaker 1: don't think that Mark Mark margaritas are for me. But

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Speaker 1: thank you. I'm just so embarrassed that I just did

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Speaker 1: that all over your Wabo turned triffs. I can all

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Speaker 1: I know you. You know I have your number now,

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Speaker 1: so it's so weird. I like, I definitely have had Margaret.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, I definitely had that drink before. I think

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Speaker 1: I was just so nervous and mean. You were like,

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Speaker 1: you're really hot, so maybe that was it defeated.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you guys have any drinks that you

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Speaker 4: can't even drink.

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Speaker 5: Immediately?

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Speaker 4: You shouldn't be able. You should have said that to

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Speaker 4: be getting that. That's disgusting from the getting.

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Speaker 5: Don't drink it straight disgusting. She was able to get

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Speaker 5: it out.

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Speaker 4: I'm worried that this woman puked on waive of because yeah, I.

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Speaker 5: Think we did learn that she has a gag reflex.

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Speaker 5: So sorry job.

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Speaker 6: That next Ay, Jane, It's oh man, funny was crazy,

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Speaker 6: which is why I want to give you a call.

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Speaker 3: My family just are all pranksters, So I want to

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Speaker 3: do a practical joke on my mom. So what I

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Speaker 3: was thinking is ut with my mom. Pretend we've been

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Speaker 3: hiding our relationship for a long time. She's going to

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Speaker 3: ask us how long he's been dating? Okay, and at

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Speaker 3: this point you drop the bomb. You say, Wow, your

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Speaker 3: friends are going to be so tereus mom, because you

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Speaker 3: look way too young to be a grandma.

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Speaker 6: Right.

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Speaker 3: It's going to be funny because she's going to be

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Speaker 3: totally thrown that we're having a kid, and it's like

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Speaker 3: your relationship. So anyway, I think it'd be really fun.

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Speaker 3: And then who knows, defun's already tell down the road.

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Speaker 3: You know, we actually do have kids.

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Speaker 6: Isn't that hilarious?

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Speaker 5: You're gonna kill your grandma? Oh okay, and then you're

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Speaker 5: already planning on kids.

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Speaker 4: She gave me the loser mommy wanted to call. She's

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Speaker 4: gonna be a grandma, get it?

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Speaker 7: Get it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: See, it's a bad break. It's just a terrible break.

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Speaker 4: It's not far from some of the submissions we get

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Speaker 4: for phone taps.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know, and I think I've heard that

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Speaker 2: joke already by Kevin Hart, so you can't steal jokes

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Speaker 2: that way.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: If you like TikTok, well, I don't know. Let's say

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Speaker 5: you don't like TikTok and you never used it before.

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Speaker 2: You can start your day off right and download the

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Speaker 2: app for cool kids.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, are you doing ad for TikTok? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That way you can see our number one loser line

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Speaker 2: of the week and feel like you're a part of

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Speaker 2: the in crowd.

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Speaker 5: Add on to the fifteen weekly likes that it gets.

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Speaker 2: It's straight fire and we can get messages like this one.

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Speaker 7: Next message, Hey, Rob, I had a great time with

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Speaker 7: you the other day and.

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Speaker 1: I kind of mentioned it but.

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Speaker 9: Not exactly that I'm psychic.

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Speaker 7: And last night I had a dream about you. I

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Speaker 7: know that we met recently, but I needed to just

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Speaker 7: call and share because you were ziplining in my dream

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Speaker 7: and going just uncontrollably fast, like into the mouth of

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Speaker 7: a dragon. Okay, so I just needed to call. Usually

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Speaker 7: I'm a Texter, but I needed to reach out because

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Speaker 7: I'm really concerned.

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Speaker 6: You know, you said that you always.

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Speaker 7: Wanted to travel to China and visit the Great Wall,

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Speaker 7: and like I honestly, I don't know if they have

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Speaker 7: dragons in China, but I just want to warn you

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Speaker 7: if you actually are going to China, do not wear

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Speaker 7: any clothing with zippers.

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Speaker 6: What next message.

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Speaker 2: A lot of times whenever I've seen psychics on TV

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Speaker 2: or radio, I think they sound fake.

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Speaker 5: But this girl seems one hundred legit.

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Speaker 4: I like that she doesn't necessarily believe in dragons. She's

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Speaker 4: just on the fence. I may have them, I'm not

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Speaker 4: really sure. I haven't checked it lately.

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Speaker 5: I'm not sure if they're in China yet.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Hey, Ginger, this is I assume you remember me.

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Speaker 8: You know we met the bar the other night. We

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Speaker 8: were vibing pretty hard. You disappeared on me so but

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Speaker 8: you know, glad to give me your numbers I could

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Speaker 8: call you.

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Speaker 3: I was wondering if you'd.

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Speaker 9: Be interested in completing my collection. And here's the situation

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Speaker 9: in my life. I've dated girls name Stage, Rosemary, Pepper, Jasmine, Poppy,

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Speaker 9: and you know, since your name is Ginger, I feel

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Speaker 9: like it'd be a perfect fit and wanted to see

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Speaker 9: if you like to spend the night season in each other.

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Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 9: Hopefully you know where to hitting the ups and what

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Speaker 9: to do, so I'm waiting for you to do it.

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Speaker 4: He's like the creepiest fan of the Spice girls. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 4: Gingers are route. Okay, buddies, go find yourself a sweet potato.

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Speaker 5: Let's talk and move on and Netmeg and flax Seeds.

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Speaker 5: This is my girlfriend flex Listen.

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Speaker 5: All of it at Brook and Jeffrey let's do a

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Speaker 5: phone tap. Coming up next,