WEBVTT - Greatest Super Bowl Halftime Shows with Whitmer Thomas

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Greatest, a production of I Heart Radio.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, we ready roll, We are rolling. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another episode of the Greatest. I'm your host CJ tol

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<v Speaker 1>Donno and my wife, the co host, Megan Gaily. Hello, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you mean? Wow? Cool? I'm excited. I think

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<v Speaker 1>this is our second episode based on how everything's going

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<v Speaker 1>to come out. Yea, yeah, we're we're recording a few

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<v Speaker 1>in advance. If you guys can't tell how evergreen we're being,

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<v Speaker 1>We're just the keen and queen of being evergreen. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that means, but it is Super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl weak. Yeah, we're sporty. This is a sports show

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<v Speaker 1>where we discussed the greatest things in sports. But this one, um,

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<v Speaker 1>we're we're doing. The topic is the greatest Super Bowl

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<v Speaker 1>halftime shows of all time. Uh, and we are joined

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<v Speaker 1>here with our I would say he leans more towards

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<v Speaker 1>music and entertainment. Um, it's perfect time to have him

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<v Speaker 1>because he has a little project coming out that is

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<v Speaker 1>musically involved with More Thomas. So this is for all

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<v Speaker 1>of our devoted fans. Is CJ's best friend and when

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<v Speaker 1>he said I think Wit would be great for this,

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<v Speaker 1>I go is wit going to be normal? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think there and he goes, yeah, he'll be normal. But

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<v Speaker 1>now that he started off not normal, I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>All I needed to do was see it, and now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in. People say that you're not sporty, but you

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<v Speaker 1>are sport You're one of the most active people. I

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<v Speaker 1>know you're a skater. Yeah, yeah, but that's more. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>I guess people don't count skating as a sport. So

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<v Speaker 1>why ESPN two did well? Now it's an Olympic sport.

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<v Speaker 1>I think because it is more of a like an

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<v Speaker 1>artistic kind of expression. And also it's I think people

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<v Speaker 1>of our our generation, most of the kids who grew

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<v Speaker 1>up skating, um, we're kind of I think annoying to them.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think people who like sports are like a skater. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not merely like annoying people jockey. Yeah, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not like kis while playing a sport. You are. You

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<v Speaker 1>are from Alabama, and you almost can't be from Alabama

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<v Speaker 1>and not like sports to some extent, just because we're

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<v Speaker 1>all tad, you know. Yeah. I played sports always, baseball

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<v Speaker 1>and football and basketball. I'd love to play football. I

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<v Speaker 1>hated football because I didn't want to touch my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>And I remember my coming to my dad. I was

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<v Speaker 1>able to quit football when I had I moved because

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<v Speaker 1>at the new school I went to didn't have a

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<v Speaker 1>football team, but my dad wouldn't let me quit anything.

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<v Speaker 1>So what I said, I don't want to play football anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's like why, and I was like, I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't like it. I don't like I don't My team

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<v Speaker 1>was really good too, he was why. And it was because, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>that day on the field, I had to tackle Chris

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<v Speaker 1>Tippler and I didn't want to touch him. I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like uncomfortable touching people that I sort of knew. What

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<v Speaker 1>great is this? That was fourth grade? Fourth grade and

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<v Speaker 1>that was the first time you ever played football when

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<v Speaker 1>you start, oh on a team? Yeah, but then I

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<v Speaker 1>always played football, you know, and like goofing around. Were

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<v Speaker 1>like a neighborhood kid where kids would be like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the sport play after school and you're always playing it? Yeah? Always?

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<v Speaker 1>And were you good? I was always good. I was

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<v Speaker 1>always like one of the better. Yeah, you seem athletic

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<v Speaker 1>people on the team. I was like, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>was a pretty consistent choice with uh sports, Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>weren't picked last. No, Um, did you guys grow up

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<v Speaker 1>loving Alabama football? Yeah, and you still watch it every time?

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<v Speaker 1>You usually have, Like I gave you an Alabama football

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<v Speaker 1>bucket hat. I know I love that hat. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what's a sad thing that I'll tell you is that, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I lost that hat for a full year and I

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<v Speaker 1>just found it again. Where did you find that? It

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<v Speaker 1>was behind a bookshelf? Well, you know, you know we've

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<v Speaker 1>still talk about how we got that hat and the

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<v Speaker 1>whole hat thing, and you as a joke. This story,

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<v Speaker 1>this company who will not be named contacted me. This

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<v Speaker 1>is going to sound like a very privileged, entitled story,

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<v Speaker 1>and I do I hope you know I understand that.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm proceeding anyways. So this company contacts me and

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, hey, love your vibe, love your energy, love

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<v Speaker 1>your brand. I mean, this is how they talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a bikini company reached out to me and was

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<v Speaker 1>like you are So it's like, I'm not doing this

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<v Speaker 1>is a big company, big company, and I wear their

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<v Speaker 1>stuff constantly. They why should you be sponsored? Im? I

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<v Speaker 1>use the product constantly that they'll send him free stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>but I am you know, I'm putting first traps out there.

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<v Speaker 1>They need me more than they need you know, Filipino dudes.

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<v Speaker 1>So they say, we're going to give you five dollars

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<v Speaker 1>a month to spend at our like on our website.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever you want, it's gonna be. And and there wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>even ever like a promise of you have to post

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<v Speaker 1>or you need nothing. It just was like, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be five every month to spend. And so the first month,

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<v Speaker 1>I bought c J a bunch of dumb stuff I

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<v Speaker 1>got you in Alabama hat. I got my dad a

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<v Speaker 1>Coult shirt, maybe a Pacer shirt. I think I brought

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<v Speaker 1>bought something for my brother. I spent all five on

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<v Speaker 1>other people because I was like, I'm gonna get this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm this will be presents for people, and then I'll

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<v Speaker 1>get stuff for myself. And so then the next month

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<v Speaker 1>rolls around. The first I don't get my five email,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I emailed them and I'm like, hey, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get my five hundred dollars and they're like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not doing that anymore. So I had spent five

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<v Speaker 1>dollars on absolute bullshit because I thought I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to keep getting the money, and then never got it again.

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<v Speaker 1>And I love you dearly, and I think said it's

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<v Speaker 1>one of his favorite hats. My has one of my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite hats. I think they kept doing the program because

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<v Speaker 1>we had other friends. I know. I think they just

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<v Speaker 1>I think they just were like, oh, she's not important,

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<v Speaker 1>like or no. I think they probably wanted you to

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<v Speaker 1>buy stuff for yourself and posted, but instead he bought

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<v Speaker 1>me a bucket and then bought my dad a drive

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<v Speaker 1>fit shirt. Who is not on the internet in anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>But I do love that hat. Hats great. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>love bucket hats and silly stuff. I also love that

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<v Speaker 1>one of your nephews, um wants to be a referee.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, my nephew Reid, who's eleven now he uh.

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<v Speaker 1>I think his parents and his family he's my step nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm very encouraging of him. But they made him

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<v Speaker 1>believe at an early age. I think that he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have any talent. So he decided when he was like

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<v Speaker 1>six that he just wants to be a referee and

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<v Speaker 1>dresses as one. He'll dress dresses a referee during games

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<v Speaker 1>and he'll call he We gave him a mic with

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<v Speaker 1>like a delay like and know though Auburn twenty second

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<v Speaker 1>yard line or whatever. That is a practical dream job.

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<v Speaker 1>He loves He loves sec football, and I wouldn't want

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<v Speaker 1>my kid to play football. So if he got super

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<v Speaker 1>into ref and I'd be like, all right, it seems

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<v Speaker 1>like a really good path. Actually you can exercise. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But now actually, now he likes he they you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go throw the football with him and stuff. And

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<v Speaker 1>he's not such a bad athlete, no, I think. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I've only been checking in on your I G stories,

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<v Speaker 1>but it seems like he's a normal boy. He's pretty normal.

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<v Speaker 1>Parents didn't, you know, lead him to believe he could be.

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<v Speaker 1>He's pretty normal. Over the holidays, I was teaching him

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<v Speaker 1>how to do stand up. I think you'll like this

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<v Speaker 1>story because he's got funny stories. And um, like, he

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<v Speaker 1>just got in big trouble because I guess he's failing

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<v Speaker 1>fifth grade and he's he was hiding all of his

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<v Speaker 1>failed test papers at the bottom of his closet and

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<v Speaker 1>his mom went in there to like put some shoes

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<v Speaker 1>in his closet and just found like two hundred test

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<v Speaker 1>papers with f song. Also, he found out that a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of the times people passwords for their iPad is

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<v Speaker 1>their birthday. So he kept going to all the kids

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<v Speaker 1>in classical and hey, what's your birthday and writing it down.

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<v Speaker 1>The teacher found out that he was trying to hacken.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, I was like, does have talents? I was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you'd be a pretty good stand up comedian.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was teaching him and I gave him a

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<v Speaker 1>spoon like a microphone, was telling him to stand on

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<v Speaker 1>the steps. And his mom's always heckling him in life

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<v Speaker 1>like God read us, like shut up or whatever, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I was like, all right, read tell us a story.

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<v Speaker 1>And he, of course isn't that great at telling stories,

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<v Speaker 1>and his mom kept telling him to speed it up,

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<v Speaker 1>and I would go whisper in his ear, uh like

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<v Speaker 1>ways to get a heckler to be quiet, And so

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<v Speaker 1>I said, just say the first thing you see about

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<v Speaker 1>her and tell her to sit down. And so he said,

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<v Speaker 1>sit down, Ponytai hill. Yes, that's so good. And then

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<v Speaker 1>at one point he goes I said, all right, another

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<v Speaker 1>fun thing is when you're dealing with a heckler trying

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<v Speaker 1>to find something that isn't that offensive like and hurtful

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<v Speaker 1>about him, like if a person has a big head.

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<v Speaker 1>That's often the thing that's like not that big of

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<v Speaker 1>a deal because most people have pretty big heads. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, so he said to his mom. His mom

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<v Speaker 1>got up in the middle of his story and went

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<v Speaker 1>to the kitchen. He says, yeah, I go to the kitchen,

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<v Speaker 1>big head, and she her feelings got really hurt. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think women like to have a big head. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize that, so c J, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>you have a big head. You didn't even have a

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<v Speaker 1>reaction when that's what and we I think of lust three.

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<v Speaker 1>We would talk about our head sizes a lot, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised. I just laughed because you both have tiny heads.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's much work, you know, and it makes

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<v Speaker 1>me feel like our friend our relationships. You know, you're

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<v Speaker 1>my wife and you're one of my best friends. That

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<v Speaker 1>I really, I really, it has a lot of meaning

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<v Speaker 1>to me because your guy's head looks even smaller next well,

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<v Speaker 1>and that we've like embraced you, you know, it's almost

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<v Speaker 1>we're not only in a racial we're in our head side. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, there are times where we will take

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<v Speaker 1>a picture at like, you know, a fun thing, and

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<v Speaker 1>all I be like, can I stand three feet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got the smallest, small head. I think it's much

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<v Speaker 1>worse than a big hit. I have a little head.

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<v Speaker 1>My brothers used to tell me when I was a

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<v Speaker 1>little you know, at the end of Beetlejuice, when they

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<v Speaker 1>sprinkled powder around, the guy in his head shrinks. My

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<v Speaker 1>brother said that happened to me, and that my parents

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<v Speaker 1>thought I looked less fat that way, so they left it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you know it'll be read will be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine. He's got a big head. Read does. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you have that niece, the smaller who looks like you,

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<v Speaker 1>but her head head, her head is huge to the

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<v Speaker 1>point that like her mom or dad will be putting

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<v Speaker 1>clothes on her. And she got big head, big head,

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<v Speaker 1>big head, and said she needs help getting like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she can't like get her clothes on and off because

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<v Speaker 1>it's so big. But my brother has a giant head, giant. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my brother has a small head. I think my sister

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<v Speaker 1>has a small head. Yeah, it's wild. I mean either

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<v Speaker 1>goes one of the there's no medium I feel like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure there's medium heads. Yeah. This this there's a

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<v Speaker 1>dog like next on. It's got a beautiful head Um

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<v Speaker 1>was there ever you take? You still skate your what thirty?

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<v Speaker 1>Your thirty one? And you still what was your New

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<v Speaker 1>Year's resolution? You're telling me this the other day, to

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<v Speaker 1>learn how to skate without friends because all my friends

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<v Speaker 1>are clitting. You will, Have you ever skated alone? I did?

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<v Speaker 1>So I got into the route. Me and c J

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<v Speaker 1>used to live by a skate park near where y'alls

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<v Speaker 1>current houses. And I got into the routine of going

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<v Speaker 1>by myself. And then I hurt my back one day

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<v Speaker 1>at the skatepark and head have some twelve year olds

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<v Speaker 1>carrying me into my car, and so it's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to do this. I need to always have

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<v Speaker 1>a friend with me. But so but now all my

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<v Speaker 1>friends are quitting because of just they're busy or or

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<v Speaker 1>they can't skate. But it's like just for random times.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just need to learn how to go by myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Was there ever a time growing up that you thought

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<v Speaker 1>you'd be a professional skateboarder or yea be Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought I don't think I ever could have. But I

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<v Speaker 1>thought when I was twelve or thirteen, I remember thinking

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<v Speaker 1>like there's hope for me, um roade me and some

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<v Speaker 1>of my friends were sponsored by the local skate shop

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<v Speaker 1>or the skate shop nearest us, and they were called

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<v Speaker 1>Chad's boarding House. That's kind of a man though, Chad's

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<v Speaker 1>boarding House. Yeah, and um, but then I tore my

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<v Speaker 1>a c L when I was thirteen and everything crumbled.

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<v Speaker 1>Gods L. I follow a Twitter account called a c

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<v Speaker 1>L Recovery Club and they search everyone tweeting about a

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<v Speaker 1>c L surgery and wish them luck. Well, that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>My my brother has a dog who I've always said

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<v Speaker 1>he looks like a running back. He's got like short

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<v Speaker 1>legs and like a stocky body, and there's different running backs.

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<v Speaker 1>I say he looks like I will not say that

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<v Speaker 1>on this And he has a big head too. And

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<v Speaker 1>he tore his a c L and I I didn't either,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm like, you know, he does look like a

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<v Speaker 1>running back. I guess this makes sense. At least got

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<v Speaker 1>to catch up on all the movies he's wanted to see. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's what's happening for him. Um. We

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to do this topic now because I guess the

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<v Speaker 1>Super Bowl sometimes really, but it's not especially not living

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<v Speaker 1>in l A. It is not an event that everyone

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<v Speaker 1>cares about. Last year the Rams were in the super Bowl,

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<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles looked like nothing was happening, Like the Golden

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<v Speaker 1>Globes were recently in the city shuts down for that

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<v Speaker 1>and that's a second tier awards show. The team being

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<v Speaker 1>in the super Bowl were like business as usual. But

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<v Speaker 1>I do think super Bowl halftime show people will always

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<v Speaker 1>rally and want to know and be excited for and

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<v Speaker 1>and the announcement comes out like even earlier now and

0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:11.840
<v Speaker 1>it's a big to do a bit. The super Bowl

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<v Speaker 1>is such a cultural event because there are so many

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<v Speaker 1>aspects of it that everyone can truly get into it

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<v Speaker 1>in some way. Like I feel like we've had super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl parties and with comedians, Yeah, no one cares about football.

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<v Speaker 1>We've worked in football and there were times we just

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<v Speaker 1>didn't really care about it. Um, but you are excited

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<v Speaker 1>because I guess, yeah, I feel like we should talk

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit about how we feel about this upcoming

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<v Speaker 1>super Bowl. I am so excited for I know who

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<v Speaker 1>it is j Lo and Shakira and having seen Hustlers,

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<v Speaker 1>which you saw, um c J has not because he

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<v Speaker 1>does not support with the arts. Having seen it with

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<v Speaker 1>my allies, I know that I mean j Lo is

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<v Speaker 1>just heaven right now. She hustlers just proved that if

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<v Speaker 1>she just wants to be good. Yes, um and and

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<v Speaker 1>I also think between j Lo and Shakira, what you

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<v Speaker 1>need for a good super Bowl you need you need

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<v Speaker 1>a performance element. It's got to be big. I think,

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<v Speaker 1>having seen some in person, there are times where it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>they're doing this for the people at home, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>what Justin Timberlake did. That sucks because then you've lost

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<v Speaker 1>eighty thou people. It's like, you gotta get it's got

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<v Speaker 1>to be big enough that the people in the stadium

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<v Speaker 1>and at home care. I think they will absolutely do that.

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<v Speaker 1>They have bangers. You have a privileged opinion on that

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<v Speaker 1>one though, because we we went to the super Bowl

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<v Speaker 1>and we saw j T and I've seen Madonna. You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like that at all. No. I thought Justin Timberlake

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<v Speaker 1>at the super Bowl was one of the worst performances

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen. I talked to a man about his

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<v Speaker 1>time at the Naval Academy, like, that's how bored I

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<v Speaker 1>was during some people I thought it was fun on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're right, like anyone you can captivate a live

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<v Speaker 1>audience and on television. She did the first song in

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<v Speaker 1>the tunnel. It's like, motherfucker, we can't see you and

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<v Speaker 1>we're in Minnesota. Get out here and entertain us. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the best part of his super Bowl performance was when

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<v Speaker 1>Prince was projected for a second. You're like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that that's a good That was fun. Yeah, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure one of you guys will mention it,

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<v Speaker 1>but Prince it was easily one of the best super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl halftime shows. But to just show it's like if

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<v Speaker 1>you go and watch Lebron and he's not that good

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<v Speaker 1>and just started showing Jordan's right. Yeah, I love a cameo.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that that is also an important to whether

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<v Speaker 1>it's surprised or not. Like, sorry, j T, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>carry it, like you just needed that a lot of

0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:40.880
<v Speaker 1>justin Timber like like puts himself in a category with

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<v Speaker 1>people a lot that he doesn't belong like a Prince.

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<v Speaker 1>And then comedians, Yeah, he comedians. Also he did it

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<v Speaker 1>with Michael Jackson, like with like duetting. I mean, Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Jackson is bad, but he duet. Duett did a duet

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<v Speaker 1>with Michael Jackson. Yeah, and it you can't do it

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<v Speaker 1>with Michael Jackson because his voice is so weird, and

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<v Speaker 1>Justin Timberlake is like, I'm as good as him, like

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<v Speaker 1>and do yeah he I think we just got sort

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<v Speaker 1>of dry on like solo performers that we just started

0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:18.440
<v Speaker 1>forcing j T in that well, Michael. I do think

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<v Speaker 1>it's important to note that, like for the super Bowl,

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<v Speaker 1>the NFL is a certain way and the American public

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<v Speaker 1>is a certain way that they have to pick someone

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<v Speaker 1>that most people will like, which is almost impossible, so

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<v Speaker 1>you know it's going to be something like not that

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<v Speaker 1>great and Shakira Shakira and j Lo feels out of

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<v Speaker 1>that a little like everyone's gonna like it because they

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<v Speaker 1>are like hot, hot, hot, So even people that are

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<v Speaker 1>like wow, they speak in Spanish will be like damn

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<v Speaker 1>they look you know yeah. I think when I found

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to speak Span, they're going to do I

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<v Speaker 1>would be upset if they did not do just something

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<v Speaker 1>to do. And they're definitely gonna have a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people on stage, which is that's kind of a test

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<v Speaker 1>of like any good super Bowl halftime show has a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of people on stage. I agree, I am pyrotechnics.

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<v Speaker 1>I have prediction. I think there will be a cameo,

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<v Speaker 1>and I am hoping and praying it is a little Nozax.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, yeah you yeah, you are really hot on

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<v Speaker 1>Little Nozax. I hope I think we really like him.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think no, you're he could do it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if, um do people like Panini that much.

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<v Speaker 1>He only had one really good one. But that's for

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<v Speaker 1>the thing, not for a cameo. You come out and

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<v Speaker 1>you do all you need to do is an old

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<v Speaker 1>town road remix and then get out of there. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>then let's just get into it before because a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the points I wanted to bring up about this

0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:46.600
<v Speaker 1>current one, I think it plays into the factor of

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<v Speaker 1>who I picked. Um, But we can start off with

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<v Speaker 1>our guests. Who was your number three pick for favorite

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<v Speaker 1>or best or greatest sorry greatest super Bowl halftime act?

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<v Speaker 1>You too? You too? Yeah, but it's because they it's

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like a trick. But I so I watched

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<v Speaker 1>the top fifteen of them or something, and you two

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<v Speaker 1>does the post nine eleven see like, I fully hate

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<v Speaker 1>you too. Yeah, I like cannot stand that I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care about them, um, and so that does not surprise me.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I remember when it happened. But it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's like, so it's almost hacky. It is kind of hacky,

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<v Speaker 1>but so I but I was like, yeah, right, it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be So I was. I was watching all of them,

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<v Speaker 1>and honestly, I don't think there's a lot of very

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<v Speaker 1>good ones, like, uh, you know, it was either going

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<v Speaker 1>to be for me. It was going to be you

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<v Speaker 1>two or Bruno Mars and um. But the thing is

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<v Speaker 1>is like Bruno Mars is too young or something. There's

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<v Speaker 1>something about it to where I just feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>just you look, do you see I'm wearing a Bruno

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<v Speaker 1>marsh for this episode. Well I'll be I can like you,

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<v Speaker 1>but what about you two spoke to you? I liked that,

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<v Speaker 1>And now that I'm saying it out loud, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even agree with this is good. But this is good.

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought it was nice. They did the big

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<v Speaker 1>scroll of all the dead people. Are you my mom?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, Yeah, I mean the problem the fundamental flaw

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<v Speaker 1>with me doing this with I don't discount yourself. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like I don't really like any popular music at all.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why it's immediately the music doesn't matter to me. Yeah, okay, no,

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't think if it was like if it

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<v Speaker 1>was the cure something, well, that's about as popular as

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<v Speaker 1>it gets. Who because I have someone who I would

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<v Speaker 1>love to do the super Bowl who I think would

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<v Speaker 1>actually okay, so it's Share. I think Share. She would

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<v Speaker 1>be so many hits Ken Dance. Everyone loves her and

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<v Speaker 1>like is seventy two years old, and we would be

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<v Speaker 1>like yes, and she'd have something to say and probably

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<v Speaker 1>and she would have a young person come out and

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<v Speaker 1>do something like she could do it. But they will

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<v Speaker 1>never have her because that's just like not the demo

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<v Speaker 1>might say something controversial, they buck the demo. Well, the

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<v Speaker 1>funny thing is the NBA the most progressive league out there.

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<v Speaker 1>They say two or three. I think it was two

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. They had sting to the halftime show at

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<v Speaker 1>All Star weekend and not even the people in the crowd.

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<v Speaker 1>They had to hire people to stand around the sea.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think that's the fear. Is like those guys

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<v Speaker 1>are solid, they have hits, but it's like the conscious

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<v Speaker 1>of the people watching right now just want what they like. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>can I say something that's going to be controversial, No

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<v Speaker 1>one's gonna like you too? Is not even American like

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<v Speaker 1>to be like, here's this performing for Australia posts fire.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because I watched this damn documentary and these football

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<v Speaker 1>guys were all crying and sad and that you too

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<v Speaker 1>thing isn't nice. It's just okay, no, I I've gone

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<v Speaker 1>and also I've gone down a rabbit hole of big

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<v Speaker 1>iconic shows and performances right after an eleven, Like if

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<v Speaker 1>you go on YouTube, it's like the first the first

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<v Speaker 1>NFL game after was really really emotionally and you're just like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we all just wanted to feel something else.

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<v Speaker 1>Guliani because what do you do? What do you do

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<v Speaker 1>as YouTube? They're probably already picked it right, that's so

0:22:23.640 --> 0:22:26.879
<v Speaker 1>what do you do as YouTube? And all their big

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<v Speaker 1>thinking was there's not much of a spectacle. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>have backup dancers or anybody else on stage. They just

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<v Speaker 1>have a big screen that says all the names. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the only thing that they did other than have that

0:22:39.480 --> 0:22:44.040
<v Speaker 1>runaround stage thing that Honestly, Bonna was probably happy. He's

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<v Speaker 1>like great, I get to just stand well, yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>is like the poster boy for selling out right, like

0:22:50.000 --> 0:22:54.600
<v Speaker 1>he's I mean, he's quote unquote George Bush. Yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 1>like anyone who wants him who and he gets a check,

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<v Speaker 1>he'll be into. So I'm not surprised by that. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know that you two is one of the names

0:23:03.000 --> 0:23:06.160
<v Speaker 1>you there are. They are a timeless band, I think,

0:23:06.160 --> 0:23:08.680
<v Speaker 1>even though they're forced on our phones, like when you

0:23:08.720 --> 0:23:11.400
<v Speaker 1>get a phone, it's already on there. But um, it's

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a good one to start off with. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>let's take a break here and then we'll come back

0:23:15.359 --> 0:23:20.480
<v Speaker 1>and we'll finish out our number three picks. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing. Take a little break, all right, and we're

0:23:30.520 --> 0:23:33.920
<v Speaker 1>back and we're on Megan number three pick. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>before I get into my Super Bowl halftime picks, I

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<v Speaker 1>would just like to say my halftime picks for um

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<v Speaker 1>because I love halftime shows overall. The quick change artists,

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<v Speaker 1>God Bless You, Grandma's Dancing, the hip hop Thank You,

0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:50.560
<v Speaker 1>and the Monkey that Rides the Dogs Back. Those are

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite halftime shows. You don't like them? The has

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<v Speaker 1>been rapper that we've been seeing no no, no, no no,

0:23:57.800 --> 0:24:01.040
<v Speaker 1>do not give me a rapper so he can't even

0:24:01.080 --> 0:24:04.760
<v Speaker 1>lip saying to unwrap, I mean, listen well, Instagram story

0:24:04.960 --> 0:24:06.840
<v Speaker 1>for sure, but if there is a monkey riding a

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<v Speaker 1>dog's back, I am woo hooing like Peyton Manning has

0:24:11.119 --> 0:24:13.760
<v Speaker 1>just run onto the field. I love that ship. There's

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<v Speaker 1>also a dog that jumps and grabs the frisbees. He's

0:24:17.359 --> 0:24:21.600
<v Speaker 1>so talented chair stacking. Yeah that is good, but yes,

0:24:21.720 --> 0:24:25.320
<v Speaker 1>that's very good. The quick changes. I love to Um okay,

0:24:25.320 --> 0:24:29.199
<v Speaker 1>so my number three is two thousand three Beyonce, that

0:24:29.359 --> 0:24:33.639
<v Speaker 1>is who was built. Then Kelly and Michelle come in

0:24:33.760 --> 0:24:37.040
<v Speaker 1>at like the tenth minute, like not even early, and

0:24:37.480 --> 0:24:43.600
<v Speaker 1>the just Beyonce's vision is good, like everything she does

0:24:43.840 --> 0:24:48.280
<v Speaker 1>is cooler than if anyone else doing it, like the

0:24:48.400 --> 0:24:54.200
<v Speaker 1>videos they did, the arrangements, the dancing, it's also top notch.

0:24:54.320 --> 0:24:57.359
<v Speaker 1>And and I guess I've I've seen her in person

0:24:57.480 --> 0:25:00.199
<v Speaker 1>at a concert and I know how I fell, So

0:25:00.240 --> 0:25:02.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I do think that they all felt that.

0:25:02.600 --> 0:25:07.160
<v Speaker 1>And then Kelly and Michelle pop up, like the Charlie's

0:25:07.200 --> 0:25:11.760
<v Speaker 1>Angels music video and she goes Destiny's Child, and I like,

0:25:11.840 --> 0:25:15.760
<v Speaker 1>watched it last night and my nipples got hard, like

0:25:16.119 --> 0:25:20.760
<v Speaker 1>it's so good and they all look incredible and are

0:25:20.880 --> 0:25:25.080
<v Speaker 1>dancing and singing and like doing booty licious and it

0:25:25.160 --> 0:25:28.240
<v Speaker 1>was just we as a country did not deserve it.

0:25:28.680 --> 0:25:36.479
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm changing mind. It is incredible. I mean,

0:25:36.520 --> 0:25:39.040
<v Speaker 1>if I had to pick Beyonce to do it every year,

0:25:39.080 --> 0:25:40.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean I think if you had to pick one

0:25:40.400 --> 0:25:43.040
<v Speaker 1>person to do it every year, it's probably Beyonce is

0:25:43.080 --> 0:25:45.040
<v Speaker 1>on my list as well. But it's what it's a

0:25:45.040 --> 0:25:48.480
<v Speaker 1>different show, but she has it's the total package. It's

0:25:48.520 --> 0:25:50.760
<v Speaker 1>what justin timber like proof that he doesn't have the

0:25:50.800 --> 0:25:55.880
<v Speaker 1>total package anymore. But Beyonce singing, dancing history, just like beauty,

0:25:55.920 --> 0:25:58.200
<v Speaker 1>it's all there. And when you watch maybe this should

0:25:58.200 --> 0:26:00.600
<v Speaker 1>be my number two, because my number two. When you

0:26:00.720 --> 0:26:03.639
<v Speaker 1>watch it, it's just so seamless. Like a lot of

0:26:03.640 --> 0:26:06.480
<v Speaker 1>times these shows, you're like, and now we're transitioning to

0:26:06.680 --> 0:26:09.359
<v Speaker 1>the next hit, and like there is nothing and that

0:26:09.440 --> 0:26:13.320
<v Speaker 1>there is no filler in Beyonces. There's always something visually

0:26:13.560 --> 0:26:17.320
<v Speaker 1>interesting and beautiful to look at. And she just you

0:26:17.320 --> 0:26:19.680
<v Speaker 1>can tell that she's singing at points you can tell

0:26:19.760 --> 0:26:23.560
<v Speaker 1>Kelly and Michelle we're singing like it just really was amazing.

0:26:23.640 --> 0:26:25.879
<v Speaker 1>I also think, and you talk about like cameos and stuff,

0:26:25.920 --> 0:26:28.800
<v Speaker 1>you can Beyonce's music. You can integrate all types of

0:26:28.840 --> 0:26:30.720
<v Speaker 1>genres with it, like you can have a Bruno, you

0:26:30.760 --> 0:26:32.399
<v Speaker 1>can have like a rapper, come on, you can have

0:26:32.480 --> 0:26:35.040
<v Speaker 1>like I don't know, I just think, um, she Yeah,

0:26:35.080 --> 0:26:37.920
<v Speaker 1>she's easy to work with. I honestly can't tell if

0:26:37.960 --> 0:26:40.480
<v Speaker 1>she was how I've listed this on my document. I

0:26:40.480 --> 0:26:42.760
<v Speaker 1>can't tell if she was my one or three because

0:26:42.800 --> 0:26:45.439
<v Speaker 1>now I'm speaking so passionately about it that maybe she

0:26:45.560 --> 0:26:51.879
<v Speaker 1>was my one. Um, I just I'm a huge Kelly

0:26:51.880 --> 0:26:56.639
<v Speaker 1>and Michelle fan too. Um what was the other Destiny

0:26:56.720 --> 0:27:02.320
<v Speaker 1>child Michelle? No, there was was four? Well so they

0:27:02.320 --> 0:27:05.920
<v Speaker 1>were so there were four when they like did star

0:27:05.960 --> 0:27:09.120
<v Speaker 1>starts and were first starting out and then two of

0:27:09.280 --> 0:27:14.600
<v Speaker 1>them left. Kelly has always been there and then Michelle joined. Yah,

0:27:14.960 --> 0:27:18.000
<v Speaker 1>but Kelly, Kelly and Beyonce have been together I think

0:27:18.040 --> 0:27:20.120
<v Speaker 1>since the beginning. I may not be right, but like

0:27:20.600 --> 0:27:25.199
<v Speaker 1>since preteen hood, Kelly has had a had a career. Yes,

0:27:25.280 --> 0:27:29.600
<v Speaker 1>so Michelle is a very successful like gospel singer and

0:27:29.640 --> 0:27:32.120
<v Speaker 1>Michelle is so I mean they're both really really Michelle

0:27:32.160 --> 0:27:34.840
<v Speaker 1>was the one for me as a kid. Her in

0:27:35.119 --> 0:27:41.040
<v Speaker 1>that Survivor video, I was like, yeah, I think Michelle

0:27:41.119 --> 0:27:44.480
<v Speaker 1>is stunningly beautiful. Yeah I didn't. I didn't get care

0:27:44.600 --> 0:27:46.720
<v Speaker 1>too much for Beyonce is I didn't think she was

0:27:46.840 --> 0:27:48.920
<v Speaker 1>very like she wasn't my cup of tea as a

0:27:49.000 --> 0:27:52.720
<v Speaker 1>kid from from that first one? Yeah, what was her

0:27:52.760 --> 0:27:57.399
<v Speaker 1>first single? Um? I forget Bill say my name. I

0:27:57.440 --> 0:28:05.040
<v Speaker 1>mean that's when I first um was like wow Beyonce. Um, okay, no,

0:28:05.040 --> 0:28:06.960
<v Speaker 1>no, no no, I'm say talking about these other worms. No no no, no.

0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:10.800
<v Speaker 1>If you know, sometimes you say crazy things like I

0:28:10.840 --> 0:28:13.119
<v Speaker 1>said someone the other day and you were like, you

0:28:13.160 --> 0:28:16.960
<v Speaker 1>were like, you're hotter than Charlie then, and it's like

0:28:17.040 --> 0:28:19.560
<v Speaker 1>that's an insane thing to say, c J. Because now

0:28:19.600 --> 0:28:21.960
<v Speaker 1>you're lying to me, and it's like, just don't. I

0:28:22.320 --> 0:28:24.800
<v Speaker 1>don't think I'm hotter than but I don't think Charlie

0:28:24.960 --> 0:28:26.720
<v Speaker 1>is as good at stand up as you are. But

0:28:26.800 --> 0:28:32.000
<v Speaker 1>that's not hot up. But I stand up as one

0:28:32.040 --> 0:28:33.920
<v Speaker 1>of my favorite things. But I bet Charlie would be

0:28:33.960 --> 0:28:36.200
<v Speaker 1>pretty hot to stand up if she Like we did

0:28:36.480 --> 0:28:38.800
<v Speaker 1>a few years in Chicago and like, didn't you know,

0:28:38.880 --> 0:28:42.680
<v Speaker 1>performed without industry noticing. Alright, my my number three pick

0:28:43.560 --> 0:28:47.040
<v Speaker 1>um Again, I feel like it has some controversy to it,

0:28:47.040 --> 0:28:50.640
<v Speaker 1>but I think that j t Janet performance was I

0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:52.720
<v Speaker 1>thought it was incredible obviously there's a controversy to it,

0:28:52.760 --> 0:28:54.360
<v Speaker 1>but we have to remember and we talked about timber

0:28:54.400 --> 0:28:56.720
<v Speaker 1>like being bad in this recent one, but he shouldn't

0:28:56.720 --> 0:28:58.920
<v Speaker 1>have been allowed to do it because and here's the thing,

0:28:59.360 --> 0:29:01.320
<v Speaker 1>when he did it and let me read off the

0:29:02.160 --> 0:29:06.160
<v Speaker 1>set list. So the set list of when JT and

0:29:06.280 --> 0:29:08.360
<v Speaker 1>Janet did that one super Bowl, which I think is

0:29:08.360 --> 0:29:09.680
<v Speaker 1>the one that everyone thinks about when you think of

0:29:09.680 --> 0:29:12.560
<v Speaker 1>super Bowl thousand four, was it it goes rock your Ball,

0:29:12.640 --> 0:29:15.080
<v Speaker 1>he goes Filthy, which I don't really remember that song,

0:29:15.160 --> 0:29:17.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure if I heard it, but rock your Body

0:29:17.480 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 1>senor read a Sexy Back, My Love crimeer River, suit

0:29:20.120 --> 0:29:22.040
<v Speaker 1>and Tie and Until the End of Time. Those are

0:29:22.080 --> 0:29:24.840
<v Speaker 1>maybe the only good justin Timberlake songs to day. I

0:29:24.880 --> 0:29:27.240
<v Speaker 1>think suit and Tie wasn't out yet, but maybe wait

0:29:27.240 --> 0:29:31.280
<v Speaker 1>when was Wait? When did this is? Two thousand and four? Yeah? Yeah,

0:29:31.640 --> 0:29:34.920
<v Speaker 1>isn't that crazy? Crazy? We were in high school and

0:29:35.080 --> 0:29:38.120
<v Speaker 1>when he did Sexy Back, Yeah, it's that one album

0:29:38.160 --> 0:29:40.040
<v Speaker 1>and I didn't Maybe this is just my preference, but

0:29:41.080 --> 0:29:43.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so either, because I was living in

0:29:43.760 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 1>l A when that came. I remember the music video.

0:29:46.200 --> 0:29:48.600
<v Speaker 1>Maybe well, in Suit and Tie was like two thousand

0:29:48.680 --> 0:29:51.680
<v Speaker 1>and like fifteen, I think, But it's because none of

0:29:51.720 --> 0:29:55.480
<v Speaker 1>those were Janet songs and they obviously didn't. Chance were

0:29:55.520 --> 0:29:59.600
<v Speaker 1>just reading like CD cover you just send out your

0:29:59.680 --> 0:30:02.800
<v Speaker 1>husband Google is just wrong. Okay, but left it to that.

0:30:02.880 --> 0:30:05.080
<v Speaker 1>But I think, um, during that that was when JT

0:30:05.600 --> 0:30:08.520
<v Speaker 1>he got rid of in sync. He wasn't. She was

0:30:08.600 --> 0:30:14.240
<v Speaker 1>the star and he was the sidekick. What's that song

0:30:14.320 --> 0:30:20.000
<v Speaker 1>that she started? No? No, no no. But then also

0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:25.440
<v Speaker 1>to just like that that moment, was that the nipple

0:30:25.520 --> 0:30:30.800
<v Speaker 1>thing or the tassel dominated that was the first like

0:30:31.040 --> 0:30:35.240
<v Speaker 1>viral thing I ever remember. I think YouTube was created

0:30:35.280 --> 0:30:40.200
<v Speaker 1>because of it. Yeah, it was everywhere. And the reality

0:30:40.360 --> 0:30:44.520
<v Speaker 1>is she has been banned for life. Why though, because

0:30:44.640 --> 0:30:47.520
<v Speaker 1>they because of the patriarchy. I mean, what do you

0:30:47.560 --> 0:30:50.680
<v Speaker 1>mean why? And he he is the one who pulled

0:30:50.720 --> 0:30:52.040
<v Speaker 1>it off. First of all, I don't think it's that

0:30:52.080 --> 0:30:55.560
<v Speaker 1>big of a deal. I was I was younger than eighteen,

0:30:55.640 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 1>and it didn't like make me go out and show

0:30:58.600 --> 0:31:03.000
<v Speaker 1>my nipples to everybody. It's like, okay, whatever, And he's

0:31:03.040 --> 0:31:08.560
<v Speaker 1>the one who did it. Yeah, and he is. I

0:31:08.560 --> 0:31:10.400
<v Speaker 1>don't know. I would love a documentary and it has

0:31:10.480 --> 0:31:13.040
<v Speaker 1>to be. It had to have been there's no otherwise,

0:31:13.080 --> 0:31:16.640
<v Speaker 1>that's assault. And I think when so when we were

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:21.000
<v Speaker 1>seeing when he was the performer, um, I guess it

0:31:21.040 --> 0:31:24.880
<v Speaker 1>was two years ago. Yeah, I was like, it's sucked up.

0:31:25.080 --> 0:31:28.040
<v Speaker 1>He should have said no. And then I was like, oh,

0:31:28.280 --> 0:31:31.280
<v Speaker 1>she must be coming out. That must be I thought

0:31:31.280 --> 0:31:33.280
<v Speaker 1>that was what was going to happen, that's what's and

0:31:33.280 --> 0:31:35.760
<v Speaker 1>then that's going to be like a feel good, nice thing.

0:31:35.880 --> 0:31:38.120
<v Speaker 1>And then when that didn't happen, I was like, go

0:31:38.320 --> 0:31:43.320
<v Speaker 1>funk yourself, especially because he was so boring. Yeah, the

0:31:43.800 --> 0:31:46.240
<v Speaker 1>Man of the Woods, which never really I can't name

0:31:46.440 --> 0:31:50.720
<v Speaker 1>a JT song now say something, say that's it. And

0:31:50.720 --> 0:31:52.720
<v Speaker 1>actually the last JT song I probably like was that

0:31:52.760 --> 0:31:55.400
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson song, which well, come, I just don't even

0:31:55.440 --> 0:31:57.520
<v Speaker 1>say it. That's what you have to say. No, But

0:31:57.600 --> 0:31:59.120
<v Speaker 1>I like the song, but I don't like the person.

0:31:59.160 --> 0:32:02.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't get listen to it. I actively avoid him. Okay, great,

0:32:02.760 --> 0:32:06.440
<v Speaker 1>thank you, um. But yeah, I think JT for a second,

0:32:06.480 --> 0:32:09.400
<v Speaker 1>we did think he was going to appear next Michael Jackson.

0:32:09.560 --> 0:32:11.760
<v Speaker 1>I think there's people that absolutely think he is but

0:32:11.840 --> 0:32:14.960
<v Speaker 1>even better than they're like, he's so good at comedy

0:32:15.080 --> 0:32:18.479
<v Speaker 1>and dance, and it's like, well he aligns himself with

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:21.120
<v Speaker 1>everything popular and hold hands with someone that's not your

0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:26.880
<v Speaker 1>wife again, whoa. It wasn't like it wasn't like a fanning,

0:32:26.960 --> 0:32:30.760
<v Speaker 1>but it was some something in that in that area.

0:32:30.840 --> 0:32:33.040
<v Speaker 1>So yours is Janet. Yeah, I just think the moment

0:32:33.080 --> 0:32:35.680
<v Speaker 1>was so big and so good. Also, I was gonna

0:32:35.720 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 1>say too, I think that was when I started noticing

0:32:38.520 --> 0:32:41.000
<v Speaker 1>how important of a spot like getting to do the

0:32:41.000 --> 0:32:43.000
<v Speaker 1>halftime show is because and I just looked it up.

0:32:43.400 --> 0:32:47.040
<v Speaker 1>In the nineties, it was like Broadway, it was like there,

0:32:47.120 --> 0:32:49.200
<v Speaker 1>I looked up one I think it was they did

0:32:49.240 --> 0:32:51.360
<v Speaker 1>the Indian like it was a theme as Indiana Jones.

0:32:52.080 --> 0:32:59.280
<v Speaker 1>They were doing like Macy's Day Parade. There was one

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:03.200
<v Speaker 1>called something Grant and had eighty eight grand pianos, which well,

0:33:03.240 --> 0:33:07.040
<v Speaker 1>it was interesting too, Like I was watching clips of

0:33:07.440 --> 0:33:10.200
<v Speaker 1>like watching the full and you can truly see the

0:33:10.280 --> 0:33:15.000
<v Speaker 1>progression of advertising seeping into it. Like one of them,

0:33:15.040 --> 0:33:18.920
<v Speaker 1>they're like no pepsi, pepsi PEPs Like pepsi is so

0:33:20.000 --> 0:33:24.680
<v Speaker 1>intertwined in them, and the further back you go, they're

0:33:24.960 --> 0:33:28.160
<v Speaker 1>they're just not. Yeah. The e trade it says he

0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:30.160
<v Speaker 1>trade in the bottom of the screen during the nine

0:33:30.200 --> 0:33:36.200
<v Speaker 1>eleven YouTube Jesus Christ awesome, alright, what what is your

0:33:36.360 --> 0:33:39.400
<v Speaker 1>number two pack? You're not gonna like it, Megan, No,

0:33:40.280 --> 0:33:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson, but we can't. It was huge. I don't remember.

0:33:47.160 --> 0:33:51.400
<v Speaker 1>I would watch that all the time when YouTube came out.

0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:53.640
<v Speaker 1>That was like the first one of the first things

0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:56.040
<v Speaker 1>I would go watch just because I remember it. And

0:33:56.200 --> 0:33:59.280
<v Speaker 1>he dressed like a damn superhero and that with the

0:33:59.640 --> 0:34:04.520
<v Speaker 1>bands marching band outfit. What year was this three man

0:34:06.240 --> 0:34:09.480
<v Speaker 1>so peek? Bad time for him? Yeah, I think it's

0:34:09.480 --> 0:34:13.520
<v Speaker 1>like right before or right after the first allegations? Did

0:34:13.560 --> 0:34:17.880
<v Speaker 1>I think as a society when sleprities don't do bad things?

0:34:17.960 --> 0:34:20.040
<v Speaker 1>And then happened and then we're like, oh they do,

0:34:20.360 --> 0:34:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we have a quiddit. We Also, I didn't

0:34:23.000 --> 0:34:25.160
<v Speaker 1>know about it when I was when that came out,

0:34:25.480 --> 0:34:28.000
<v Speaker 1>I was a child. You weren't doing deep research on

0:34:28.200 --> 0:34:33.600
<v Speaker 1>other children's trauma. Um, wow, okay. But so he comes

0:34:33.600 --> 0:34:36.879
<v Speaker 1>out first he does from the ground, well not at first.

0:34:36.880 --> 0:34:39.160
<v Speaker 1>He comes out. He's like on the top of the

0:34:39.160 --> 0:34:42.400
<v Speaker 1>the back of the wall of the where people are sitting,

0:34:43.120 --> 0:34:46.280
<v Speaker 1>and and then he pops out and then he goes

0:34:46.400 --> 0:34:48.960
<v Speaker 1>back down and then he pops out on stage and

0:34:49.040 --> 0:34:51.320
<v Speaker 1>you know that was obviously not the real Michael Jackson

0:34:51.480 --> 0:34:54.040
<v Speaker 1>because he can't teleport. And then he stands there for

0:34:54.160 --> 0:35:00.839
<v Speaker 1>over a minute without moving, like the post just kind

0:35:00.840 --> 0:35:03.480
<v Speaker 1>of just like anything. He's just wearing sunglasses and he's

0:35:03.520 --> 0:35:05.960
<v Speaker 1>standing like a statue for a minute, and then he

0:35:06.120 --> 0:35:08.719
<v Speaker 1>goes in and it's the coolest freaking thing ever. And

0:35:08.760 --> 0:35:14.440
<v Speaker 1>then I mean, imagine a world where he isn't a pedophile, Yeah,

0:35:14.640 --> 0:35:16.520
<v Speaker 1>And I try to imagine. I think I think a

0:35:16.600 --> 0:35:19.440
<v Speaker 1>lot of people are living in that world because I mean, okay,

0:35:19.440 --> 0:35:22.040
<v Speaker 1>here's I looked up here's his set list, and this

0:35:22.080 --> 0:35:24.719
<v Speaker 1>is from Is this going to be real? Yeah? He

0:35:24.760 --> 0:35:30.480
<v Speaker 1>did um the listen justin timber Um. No, he did jam,

0:35:30.600 --> 0:35:35.279
<v Speaker 1>which de big jam. It just yeah, there's just a

0:35:35.280 --> 0:35:44.520
<v Speaker 1>bunch of Michael Jackson jippers. And then damn damn together.

0:35:44.920 --> 0:35:48.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't agree. I disagree with everything happening when I

0:35:48.800 --> 0:35:51.399
<v Speaker 1>lived together for like I don't know a ton of years,

0:35:51.400 --> 0:35:54.600
<v Speaker 1>and I think our conversations were all made up, made

0:35:54.640 --> 0:35:58.000
<v Speaker 1>up language and Michael Jackson talk. Um. So he did

0:35:58.080 --> 0:36:01.440
<v Speaker 1>jam and then you do uh Billy Geen and then

0:36:01.520 --> 0:36:04.640
<v Speaker 1>black or White and then there was an audience card

0:36:04.719 --> 0:36:08.160
<v Speaker 1>stunt and then yeah, yeah, over a bunch of cards

0:36:08.640 --> 0:36:10.919
<v Speaker 1>something I do like that. Yeah, I mean I would

0:36:11.000 --> 0:36:13.239
<v Speaker 1>love to see anyone pull off something like that. We

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:20.800
<v Speaker 1>had to I saw Madonna and like oh maybe um,

0:36:20.880 --> 0:36:24.279
<v Speaker 1>and we all had to like practice during one of

0:36:24.320 --> 0:36:27.400
<v Speaker 1>the commercial breaks because we had a part. We All

0:36:27.440 --> 0:36:28.839
<v Speaker 1>we had to do was turn on a light and

0:36:28.880 --> 0:36:32.120
<v Speaker 1>wave it. And for those of you never been to

0:36:32.160 --> 0:36:34.719
<v Speaker 1>a super Bowl, it is the most entitled group of

0:36:35.000 --> 0:36:37.319
<v Speaker 1>men you've ever seen in your life. That's all that's there.

0:36:37.600 --> 0:36:40.879
<v Speaker 1>And these assholes like true like I couldn't figure it out,

0:36:40.920 --> 0:36:42.960
<v Speaker 1>but then also like refused to do It's like, just

0:36:43.000 --> 0:36:45.120
<v Speaker 1>fucking do it for Madonna, you got you don't need

0:36:45.160 --> 0:36:47.120
<v Speaker 1>to be cool in front of your boss. Just light

0:36:47.200 --> 0:36:49.240
<v Speaker 1>up your thing and wave it around your check ass,

0:36:51.040 --> 0:36:54.200
<v Speaker 1>all right? And then he ended with a child children's

0:36:54.280 --> 0:36:57.399
<v Speaker 1>choir saying we are the world and then heal the world. Yep,

0:36:57.800 --> 0:37:00.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean ninety three you imagine. Let's hope he didn't

0:37:00.760 --> 0:37:02.640
<v Speaker 1>get any one on one time with those kids, you

0:37:02.640 --> 0:37:07.720
<v Speaker 1>know he did. Yeah, there's a documentary for about those kids.

0:37:08.800 --> 0:37:10.200
<v Speaker 1>I like, like you'd be like that. I like that

0:37:10.239 --> 0:37:15.680
<v Speaker 1>one that invite them back. But he did a good

0:37:15.760 --> 0:37:19.960
<v Speaker 1>job at the thing is singing and his dancing, and

0:37:20.000 --> 0:37:22.399
<v Speaker 1>he had a lot of people on the stage, which

0:37:22.440 --> 0:37:26.080
<v Speaker 1>is what makes it good. And you know, I find

0:37:26.480 --> 0:37:29.239
<v Speaker 1>any other one the pickle than that, and now I do,

0:37:29.400 --> 0:37:31.560
<v Speaker 1>just even though I didn't see it, I have decided

0:37:31.600 --> 0:37:35.960
<v Speaker 1>to replace Beyonce with you two or the other way around,

0:37:36.440 --> 0:37:39.399
<v Speaker 1>the other way around. But uh, and you know, I'm

0:37:39.400 --> 0:37:42.480
<v Speaker 1>sure one of y'all can sway me to replace um,

0:37:42.520 --> 0:37:45.080
<v Speaker 1>you know one of y'all's with I mean Michael Jackson.

0:37:45.800 --> 0:37:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Turn Yeah, I want to move on from this pedesht

0:37:50.400 --> 0:37:55.640
<v Speaker 1>but y'all r up, I love him. I mean when

0:37:55.680 --> 0:37:58.080
<v Speaker 1>you said Beyonce should do everyone, it's like I think

0:37:58.120 --> 0:38:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Bruno should do everyone. Yeah. Uh, it's so good. And

0:38:02.360 --> 0:38:05.560
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember if it was billed as Bruno Red

0:38:05.560 --> 0:38:07.839
<v Speaker 1>Hot Chili Peppers or if they were a surprise. Well

0:38:07.880 --> 0:38:09.320
<v Speaker 1>that's why I was going to ask you guys, because

0:38:09.640 --> 0:38:12.080
<v Speaker 1>until we started doing research, everyone's like I love when

0:38:12.080 --> 0:38:14.319
<v Speaker 1>Bruno does it, like he did it like twice and

0:38:14.440 --> 0:38:16.880
<v Speaker 1>he only did it once. He only did it once, surprise.

0:38:16.960 --> 0:38:19.640
<v Speaker 1>And one of them who was he a surprise with

0:38:20.320 --> 0:38:24.800
<v Speaker 1>it was one of my picks, but cold Play, Bruno

0:38:24.960 --> 0:38:28.440
<v Speaker 1>and Beyonce were a surprise. Yeah, because cold Play, but

0:38:28.440 --> 0:38:31.160
<v Speaker 1>they knew cold pleep. I mean when cold Play, that's

0:38:31.160 --> 0:38:34.120
<v Speaker 1>why I forgot. It's like, we don't need this, but

0:38:34.200 --> 0:38:37.440
<v Speaker 1>we do need that. They needed two stars. Um. Bruno

0:38:37.680 --> 0:38:42.600
<v Speaker 1>just has so many bangers. His band is cool. He

0:38:42.920 --> 0:38:45.719
<v Speaker 1>danced it like, he does a dance move in it

0:38:46.239 --> 0:38:48.600
<v Speaker 1>at one point that's so amazing, and whether or not

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:52.440
<v Speaker 1>he's lip sinking or not, you cannot fake you're dancing.

0:38:53.120 --> 0:38:57.359
<v Speaker 1>And he has like an actual amazing performer. And then

0:38:57.400 --> 0:38:59.520
<v Speaker 1>when the Red Hot Chili Peppers come out, you're like,

0:38:59.600 --> 0:39:01.920
<v Speaker 1>this is fun. I didn't need them, but you are like,

0:39:02.000 --> 0:39:05.800
<v Speaker 1>this is fun that the one who is funny. Fully,

0:39:06.120 --> 0:39:09.960
<v Speaker 1>they're both pretty funny, and Flee kind of cracks me up.

0:39:10.040 --> 0:39:12.160
<v Speaker 1>They're just NonStop having to be funny, so they don't

0:39:12.160 --> 0:39:15.040
<v Speaker 1>do Heroin well and also to talk about another performer

0:39:15.080 --> 0:39:19.960
<v Speaker 1>doesn't speak English. And then it's like then Bruno comes out,

0:39:20.080 --> 0:39:23.160
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, I mean, do you remember I watched earlier

0:39:23.400 --> 0:39:28.239
<v Speaker 1>He does a drum. Bruno does a drum solo, and

0:39:28.239 --> 0:39:31.640
<v Speaker 1>we're just everyone's mesmerized. I think it's also important to

0:39:31.760 --> 0:39:35.160
<v Speaker 1>note that this was the first time in like the

0:39:35.200 --> 0:39:39.160
<v Speaker 1>modern era that the Super Bowl was being played at

0:39:39.200 --> 0:39:41.719
<v Speaker 1>an outdoor stadium in a cold weather city. This was

0:39:41.800 --> 0:39:45.600
<v Speaker 1>at MetLife in New York. So because you're like watching,

0:39:45.600 --> 0:39:47.880
<v Speaker 1>you're like, all these people are in coats, and then

0:39:48.080 --> 0:39:50.719
<v Speaker 1>and then you like see the fireworks go off, and

0:39:50.719 --> 0:39:53.440
<v Speaker 1>it's like, damn, he's outside in New York in the

0:39:53.480 --> 0:39:56.200
<v Speaker 1>middle of February, and I'm sure he's fine, but to

0:39:56.280 --> 0:39:59.560
<v Speaker 1>like get a crowd that hype while they're standing in

0:39:59.719 --> 0:40:03.440
<v Speaker 1>so zero temperatures, like he didn't even have comfort on

0:40:03.520 --> 0:40:08.160
<v Speaker 1>his side. Yeah. I just think about Bruno and I

0:40:08.200 --> 0:40:10.719
<v Speaker 1>almost like if if there's a biopic about him and

0:40:10.760 --> 0:40:13.160
<v Speaker 1>you were watching perform, like the first time you see me,

0:40:13.239 --> 0:40:15.360
<v Speaker 1>go that guy is going to be a super Bowl performer.

0:40:15.600 --> 0:40:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Like everything about him it's incredible, and he's He's the

0:40:20.520 --> 0:40:23.440
<v Speaker 1>closest thing that we have two trends in Michael Jackson,

0:40:24.080 --> 0:40:28.360
<v Speaker 1>Like people constantly are like, we don't have We've lost.

0:40:28.400 --> 0:40:31.160
<v Speaker 1>It's like we have freaking Bruno. Mars is kind of

0:40:31.200 --> 0:40:34.239
<v Speaker 1>a mix of both, and it has good songs. He

0:40:34.239 --> 0:40:38.399
<v Speaker 1>has really good songs. I guess people don't count him

0:40:38.400 --> 0:40:40.799
<v Speaker 1>because he sings kind of like he sings like if

0:40:40.840 --> 0:40:45.400
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson sing better. I think people don't respect his music.

0:40:45.760 --> 0:40:48.000
<v Speaker 1>I think people don't like his songs. I think people

0:40:48.040 --> 0:40:49.879
<v Speaker 1>just think he's short. Well, I think I think they

0:40:49.960 --> 0:40:54.640
<v Speaker 1>might not respect Prince is shorter than Bruno Mars. I

0:40:54.680 --> 0:40:58.440
<v Speaker 1>think that people don't have as much respect for him,

0:40:58.440 --> 0:41:02.160
<v Speaker 1>maybe because his songs sound like other songs. That's his

0:41:02.239 --> 0:41:05.200
<v Speaker 1>biggest flaw is like got sued for you get sued

0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:07.560
<v Speaker 1>for every song he comes out with because they sound

0:41:07.600 --> 0:41:10.319
<v Speaker 1>so much like he makes them better. No, but I

0:41:10.320 --> 0:41:13.319
<v Speaker 1>mean so the set list for the two fourteen when

0:41:13.320 --> 0:41:15.200
<v Speaker 1>he was the headliner, it was like locked out of

0:41:15.200 --> 0:41:17.839
<v Speaker 1>heaving treasure like in just those and the Runaway Baby

0:41:17.840 --> 0:41:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Give It Away, which was a red hot but like

0:41:20.320 --> 0:41:23.120
<v Speaker 1>locked out of having treasure as a Bruno fan, or

0:41:23.200 --> 0:41:29.360
<v Speaker 1>maybe his best songs without controversy, No, without controversy Uptown

0:41:29.400 --> 0:41:34.040
<v Speaker 1>Funk though, that's like what was talking about it Just

0:41:34.080 --> 0:41:36.840
<v Speaker 1>like he's awesome, the video is awesome, and his dances

0:41:36.880 --> 0:41:39.160
<v Speaker 1>are awesome and just the vibe, but like it was

0:41:39.200 --> 0:41:42.200
<v Speaker 1>an existing already smashing. He is also somebody that like

0:41:42.360 --> 0:41:46.280
<v Speaker 1>my parents love, like my three year old niece loves,

0:41:46.360 --> 0:41:49.560
<v Speaker 1>like everyone loves Bruno and you don't know what race

0:41:49.640 --> 0:41:52.319
<v Speaker 1>he is. Fully you know, he's racially ambiguous. So we're

0:41:52.360 --> 0:41:55.040
<v Speaker 1>all like we like it. Yeah, if there's anything, if

0:41:55.080 --> 0:41:57.520
<v Speaker 1>he ever does anything wrong or is convicted or something,

0:41:57.600 --> 0:42:01.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm jumping off a building. Okay, I think, you know,

0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:03.839
<v Speaker 1>I just I don't want to live in a world.

0:42:03.880 --> 0:42:05.239
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait for people to be like, you know,

0:42:05.280 --> 0:42:07.759
<v Speaker 1>she got widowed because her husband killed himself over as

0:42:07.760 --> 0:42:12.880
<v Speaker 1>a brunote controversy. But he can't really dance, And how

0:42:12.960 --> 0:42:16.440
<v Speaker 1>come you won't do anymore? You've been asked? Well, I

0:42:16.440 --> 0:42:17.960
<v Speaker 1>thought he was going to come out at least in

0:42:18.000 --> 0:42:21.239
<v Speaker 1>the last what's been it's been four years. I think

0:42:21.320 --> 0:42:26.520
<v Speaker 1>he's too soon. Yeah, and I do think at one

0:42:26.520 --> 0:42:28.920
<v Speaker 1>point I had a theory that they liked to do

0:42:29.680 --> 0:42:33.040
<v Speaker 1>like male female alternating. But I don't even know if

0:42:33.040 --> 0:42:38.120
<v Speaker 1>that's true because who wasn't last year? Oh good, that

0:42:38.320 --> 0:42:43.640
<v Speaker 1>was one and that was bad. That was bad. Yeah,

0:42:43.640 --> 0:42:46.520
<v Speaker 1>I liked it, and that's why the Shakira and j Lo,

0:42:47.160 --> 0:42:49.480
<v Speaker 1>it's like, thank god if they would have given up,

0:42:49.520 --> 0:42:54.000
<v Speaker 1>imagine dragons, I would have jumped off of those is

0:42:54.040 --> 0:42:58.200
<v Speaker 1>like that considered the worst Super Bowl performance of all time. People.

0:42:58.480 --> 0:43:00.480
<v Speaker 1>It's definitely up there. I think it's just boring and

0:43:00.560 --> 0:43:03.719
<v Speaker 1>nothing happened, so no one will really even and their

0:43:03.800 --> 0:43:06.400
<v Speaker 1>songs aren't ever even. You're not even like this is

0:43:06.440 --> 0:43:08.200
<v Speaker 1>a Maroon five song. You're like, this is just a

0:43:08.200 --> 0:43:11.200
<v Speaker 1>song I've heard seven hundred times. So they would start

0:43:11.200 --> 0:43:13.160
<v Speaker 1>playing ones and people like, oh, this is them. I

0:43:13.160 --> 0:43:16.480
<v Speaker 1>didn't know. You're not excited to see them. They're not

0:43:16.520 --> 0:43:19.839
<v Speaker 1>like Showman. They don't move. And he took a shirt off.

0:43:19.880 --> 0:43:21.799
<v Speaker 1>He took a shirt off. You can tell that he

0:43:23.640 --> 0:43:26.680
<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm strong. Now I gonna take my shirt off. Yeah,

0:43:26.760 --> 0:43:30.960
<v Speaker 1>he's got a nice he's strong. But you could tell

0:43:31.080 --> 0:43:34.880
<v Speaker 1>he was like, this is gonna be cool, cool moment.

0:43:34.960 --> 0:43:36.680
<v Speaker 1>But I don't know, he just kind of looks like

0:43:36.680 --> 0:43:39.439
<v Speaker 1>a tool. I took my shirt off at our wedding. Yeah,

0:43:39.480 --> 0:43:45.120
<v Speaker 1>it was really funny. It's always good when it's funny.

0:43:45.520 --> 0:43:49.399
<v Speaker 1>What would you rank me singing Bruno Mars with our

0:43:49.440 --> 0:43:54.799
<v Speaker 1>Filipino band at the wedding? You guys could do like

0:43:54.960 --> 0:43:59.759
<v Speaker 1>the Alamo Bowl halftime show, you and him, Yeah, I would.

0:44:00.360 --> 0:44:02.279
<v Speaker 1>You know, one day, if I ever get time, I'm

0:44:02.280 --> 0:44:04.560
<v Speaker 1>going to memorize like a whole medley of Bruno Mars

0:44:04.600 --> 0:44:07.719
<v Speaker 1>with the dance moves and then get an outfit and

0:44:08.080 --> 0:44:11.200
<v Speaker 1>then shop it around. You're gonna film that, yeah, I

0:44:11.280 --> 0:44:13.839
<v Speaker 1>mean there's I bet you it would be more entertaining

0:44:14.280 --> 0:44:18.399
<v Speaker 1>than some comedy specials out there. Well yeah, I mean yeah.

0:44:18.440 --> 0:44:22.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean last week me recording y'all's second speeches are

0:44:23.400 --> 0:44:30.080
<v Speaker 1>two am speech to the be released. That's funnier special

0:44:30.120 --> 0:44:34.279
<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen. Oh my god, let's let's take a

0:44:34.320 --> 0:44:35.880
<v Speaker 1>break and we're gonna come back. Did you do your

0:44:35.960 --> 0:44:39.719
<v Speaker 1>number two? Yeah? It was? It was Bruno. As I say,

0:44:39.760 --> 0:44:41.279
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I mean, that's the problem with this

0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:45.000
<v Speaker 1>is like all to the nineties, all like weird shows,

0:44:45.120 --> 0:44:48.400
<v Speaker 1>and then I can only remember Bruno and it just

0:44:48.440 --> 0:44:51.719
<v Speaker 1>conquers everything. All right, when we come back, number one

0:44:51.719 --> 0:45:03.840
<v Speaker 1>picks from everybody? All right, and we're back with the

0:45:03.920 --> 0:45:06.520
<v Speaker 1>number one pick? Should we have with our guests? Go last?

0:45:06.560 --> 0:45:09.040
<v Speaker 1>And maybe we'll just work at reverse? Okay, maybe we'll

0:45:09.040 --> 0:45:13.120
<v Speaker 1>all agree we will not. The problem is I picked

0:45:13.360 --> 0:45:15.640
<v Speaker 1>I had, Sorry, why don't you just do years? Number

0:45:15.640 --> 0:45:18.719
<v Speaker 1>two was Bruno cameo with cold Play? Number one was

0:45:18.760 --> 0:45:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Bruno headline. It's crazy that I was like, you didn't

0:45:21.960 --> 0:45:23.799
<v Speaker 1>go and you're like, yeah, I did, and you just

0:45:23.840 --> 0:45:26.360
<v Speaker 1>had it was just our Bruno section, and I knew

0:45:26.400 --> 0:45:28.319
<v Speaker 1>it would be. You're wearing a Bruno shirt. I talk

0:45:28.320 --> 0:45:32.720
<v Speaker 1>about Bruno in every conversation. I watched Bruno cameo. Bruno's

0:45:32.719 --> 0:45:35.600
<v Speaker 1>show was your number one? Well, uh, but I will

0:45:35.640 --> 0:45:40.799
<v Speaker 1>say also a little backstory about Bruno. Bruno cameo with

0:45:40.840 --> 0:45:43.359
<v Speaker 1>the Cold Play was the first like TV viewing event

0:45:43.400 --> 0:45:46.920
<v Speaker 1>I remember with Wit in the mansion and and I've

0:45:46.960 --> 0:45:50.719
<v Speaker 1>been watching TV with him and our roommates for years,

0:45:50.880 --> 0:45:52.400
<v Speaker 1>and I remember, do you think you should give like

0:45:52.400 --> 0:45:57.160
<v Speaker 1>a little context to the word mansion. We don't want

0:45:57.200 --> 0:45:59.840
<v Speaker 1>the listeners at home to be confused. I moved to

0:45:59.840 --> 0:46:04.480
<v Speaker 1>this this town many times with comedy. What ended up

0:46:04.480 --> 0:46:06.319
<v Speaker 1>happening was I moved into a mansion with nine other

0:46:06.360 --> 0:46:08.759
<v Speaker 1>comedians where we just watched TV in the in the

0:46:08.800 --> 0:46:11.279
<v Speaker 1>living room in order dominoes. And I remember, I think

0:46:11.360 --> 0:46:13.279
<v Speaker 1>it was like the moment where I like kind of

0:46:13.320 --> 0:46:15.800
<v Speaker 1>people realize who I was. It's I'm just kind of

0:46:15.880 --> 0:46:18.319
<v Speaker 1>like a pivotal moment in my life where I just

0:46:18.480 --> 0:46:22.680
<v Speaker 1>I think I was so outwardly into Bruno Mars and

0:46:22.760 --> 0:46:25.040
<v Speaker 1>that that people were like, oh, this guy just likes

0:46:25.320 --> 0:46:28.720
<v Speaker 1>this stuff, just like a little little short guys singing

0:46:29.320 --> 0:46:31.759
<v Speaker 1>hits and dancing, and so I remember just being like

0:46:31.800 --> 0:46:35.080
<v Speaker 1>that really important. I don't even remember that. What is

0:46:35.600 --> 0:46:37.719
<v Speaker 1>about me? You know? I mean, it's just we watched

0:46:37.760 --> 0:46:40.480
<v Speaker 1>TV so much and was the mansion nice? Oh wait,

0:46:40.520 --> 0:46:44.080
<v Speaker 1>maybe I do remember this because was we're got. I

0:46:44.160 --> 0:46:46.880
<v Speaker 1>think I stood up. We're buddy and Clay and Rod

0:46:46.920 --> 0:46:49.760
<v Speaker 1>like doing some bit to the TV about Clay. Clay

0:46:49.880 --> 0:46:52.040
<v Speaker 1>was pointing at the TV. Funny, well, I think we are.

0:46:52.880 --> 0:46:54.880
<v Speaker 1>We would interview the TV. We would like go up

0:46:54.920 --> 0:47:01.160
<v Speaker 1>and like interview the TV. Was the mansion night? Uh yeah,

0:47:01.200 --> 0:47:04.000
<v Speaker 1>it was nice, but technically it had been nice at

0:47:04.000 --> 0:47:07.640
<v Speaker 1>some point. Um. Yeah. So no, actually i'll show you

0:47:07.640 --> 0:47:09.239
<v Speaker 1>pictures of what it looks like now because they kicked

0:47:09.239 --> 0:47:11.480
<v Speaker 1>everybody out and they redid it. But it was the

0:47:11.560 --> 0:47:13.520
<v Speaker 1>kind of place the day we moved in, like we

0:47:13.600 --> 0:47:16.480
<v Speaker 1>opened the cabinets and they would just the doors would

0:47:16.480 --> 0:47:18.960
<v Speaker 1>fall off and stuff like that. It was it was

0:47:19.160 --> 0:47:22.520
<v Speaker 1>built to look nice and photos. Okay, so that's why

0:47:22.000 --> 0:47:26.239
<v Speaker 1>you guys has sort of like grown up little rascals

0:47:26.640 --> 0:47:29.040
<v Speaker 1>were allowed to live there. The owner wanted it. What

0:47:29.160 --> 0:47:31.520
<v Speaker 1>he wants it's a it's an actual mansion, like our

0:47:31.560 --> 0:47:35.279
<v Speaker 1>neighbors were, who, well nobody, Yeah, our we had like

0:47:35.320 --> 0:47:39.040
<v Speaker 1>famous people living next to us, but are nobody would

0:47:39.080 --> 0:47:41.960
<v Speaker 1>buy it because of the way that it was kind

0:47:42.000 --> 0:47:44.440
<v Speaker 1>of designed, so he couldn't sell it. It was a

0:47:44.440 --> 0:47:48.560
<v Speaker 1>tin bedroom house and uh so he was trying to

0:47:48.640 --> 0:47:51.279
<v Speaker 1>rent it to just a bunch of people until he

0:47:51.280 --> 0:47:53.200
<v Speaker 1>could come up with a plan for how to sell it.

0:47:53.200 --> 0:47:55.400
<v Speaker 1>And then he did sell. He did like eventually come

0:47:55.480 --> 0:47:56.960
<v Speaker 1>up with the plane and had to kick everybody out

0:47:56.960 --> 0:47:59.920
<v Speaker 1>and sell it. Okay, sorry, number your number one, magh.

0:48:00.200 --> 0:48:04.799
<v Speaker 1>So my number one is two thousand seventeen Lady Gaga.

0:48:05.120 --> 0:48:09.239
<v Speaker 1>Uh and this was the one I was probably like

0:48:09.320 --> 0:48:13.640
<v Speaker 1>the most excited for until this year, but I think

0:48:13.800 --> 0:48:16.560
<v Speaker 1>Lady Gaga was even more excited. If you guys remember

0:48:16.960 --> 0:48:22.360
<v Speaker 1>seventeen was a interesting, sometimes very sad time in this country,

0:48:22.840 --> 0:48:27.120
<v Speaker 1>and I think the super conservatives of the world who

0:48:27.160 --> 0:48:29.759
<v Speaker 1>do love football were like, what is this bitch gonna do?

0:48:30.000 --> 0:48:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Like We're like, really, it felt like it was going

0:48:33.440 --> 0:48:36.360
<v Speaker 1>to be something for us. And then she started the

0:48:36.400 --> 0:48:39.600
<v Speaker 1>show with what I think is like a beautiful rendition

0:48:39.640 --> 0:48:47.160
<v Speaker 1>of God bless America. Um, which was probably listen if

0:48:47.680 --> 0:48:50.759
<v Speaker 1>as like a feminist, like what I have wanted her

0:48:50.800 --> 0:48:53.879
<v Speaker 1>to like go harder on something, Yeah, but like it's

0:48:53.880 --> 0:48:55.959
<v Speaker 1>just like kind of not the place to be able

0:48:56.000 --> 0:48:57.879
<v Speaker 1>to do that. And I'm sure the NFL had had

0:48:57.920 --> 0:49:01.560
<v Speaker 1>like lots of conversations with her, and I think, given

0:49:01.600 --> 0:49:05.400
<v Speaker 1>like the parameters, that was a really beautiful way to

0:49:05.560 --> 0:49:08.480
<v Speaker 1>start it, to be like, yeah, this is a great song.

0:49:09.000 --> 0:49:12.600
<v Speaker 1>I am this wacko who wears meat dresses, but I

0:49:12.680 --> 0:49:16.640
<v Speaker 1>like love this country and I am honored to be

0:49:16.680 --> 0:49:18.919
<v Speaker 1>able to be doing this. And then she jumped off

0:49:18.920 --> 0:49:22.000
<v Speaker 1>the building and people make fun of that. I thought

0:49:22.000 --> 0:49:24.160
<v Speaker 1>it was so cool, and I think it's like, I mean,

0:49:24.160 --> 0:49:26.120
<v Speaker 1>it's obviously prerecord. It's like who can't when people with

0:49:26.160 --> 0:49:28.480
<v Speaker 1>pre record? It's like everything you watch is pre recorded.

0:49:28.520 --> 0:49:32.799
<v Speaker 1>It's crazy to be mad from a production level. And

0:49:32.840 --> 0:49:37.600
<v Speaker 1>then she like um descends like as a spider, like

0:49:37.640 --> 0:49:41.120
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't come down in the normal way, like she

0:49:41.320 --> 0:49:45.000
<v Speaker 1>truly comes down cool. And then it's standing at the

0:49:45.040 --> 0:49:48.200
<v Speaker 1>top of this thing and I've seen her live too,

0:49:48.239 --> 0:49:51.880
<v Speaker 1>and it is so good, Like she has so many hits.

0:49:51.880 --> 0:49:55.080
<v Speaker 1>I thought she did an amazing job. She was singing

0:49:56.200 --> 0:50:00.600
<v Speaker 1>live for sure. I remember people being crit call of

0:50:00.760 --> 0:50:04.400
<v Speaker 1>her body, which was crazy, like she had like you

0:50:04.440 --> 0:50:07.640
<v Speaker 1>could see her stomach and people are like, her stomach

0:50:07.680 --> 0:50:11.920
<v Speaker 1>doesn't look good. Like everything. Everyone's reaction to her body

0:50:12.040 --> 0:50:16.839
<v Speaker 1>was so fucking nuts, wasn't she She looked incredible and

0:50:16.880 --> 0:50:21.080
<v Speaker 1>she was really dancing, like she just is an actual artist,

0:50:21.440 --> 0:50:23.720
<v Speaker 1>and to have an artist to perform at the super

0:50:23.760 --> 0:50:26.600
<v Speaker 1>Bowl and do it in a way that it seems

0:50:26.640 --> 0:50:30.560
<v Speaker 1>like everyone did like she killed up. Yeah, she was great.

0:50:30.600 --> 0:50:34.319
<v Speaker 1>She's the uh I I picked a lot of these

0:50:34.360 --> 0:50:35.799
<v Speaker 1>just because I knew they would be different than what

0:50:35.880 --> 0:50:39.160
<v Speaker 1>y'all said. But she's I think the closest for me

0:50:39.400 --> 0:50:43.000
<v Speaker 1>to the Michael Jackson. Like the way that she used

0:50:43.760 --> 0:50:48.320
<v Speaker 1>the place and didn't she end it on the piano?

0:50:48.719 --> 0:50:51.680
<v Speaker 1>I think so Yeah that I remember thinking was really cool.

0:50:51.760 --> 0:50:54.799
<v Speaker 1>And I also remember thinking she's probably gonna do some

0:50:54.960 --> 0:50:57.759
<v Speaker 1>badass ship about the election, and then the way that

0:50:57.800 --> 0:51:01.239
<v Speaker 1>she opened, thinking like, oh this is la unifying. Yeah

0:51:01.719 --> 0:51:03.719
<v Speaker 1>it is. Um it's like a dad thing, but it's

0:51:03.760 --> 0:51:05.799
<v Speaker 1>like the biggest statement you can make is killing it,

0:51:05.880 --> 0:51:07.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, rather than just like piss everyone off. But

0:51:08.000 --> 0:51:10.480
<v Speaker 1>it's like, yeah, playing god best America. Is kind of

0:51:10.520 --> 0:51:12.919
<v Speaker 1>just like I'm just gonna, yeah, destroy it. I'm gonna

0:51:12.920 --> 0:51:16.560
<v Speaker 1>give zero opinion. And because like we do know her opinion.

0:51:17.120 --> 0:51:21.120
<v Speaker 1>You know, she also suffers from like crippling pain, um,

0:51:21.360 --> 0:51:23.959
<v Speaker 1>which is why she jumped off. That was that huge

0:51:23.960 --> 0:51:25.960
<v Speaker 1>meme where she jumped off the stage right and she

0:51:26.239 --> 0:51:29.120
<v Speaker 1>it's the way it shot it, but she disappeared right, yeah,

0:51:29.480 --> 0:51:32.000
<v Speaker 1>when she jumped off the roof of that right, the

0:51:32.080 --> 0:51:35.359
<v Speaker 1>thing where Michael Jackson stood up on that. But that's

0:51:35.520 --> 0:51:37.799
<v Speaker 1>so it's such a funny meme. It's still being used

0:51:37.800 --> 0:51:41.520
<v Speaker 1>to this day. Um. But yeah, she I think she's

0:51:41.640 --> 0:51:44.400
<v Speaker 1>maybe I would have her any year the same way. Bruno, Yeah,

0:51:44.600 --> 0:51:47.840
<v Speaker 1>I love her. It's a good time for pop stars, really,

0:51:48.239 --> 0:51:52.560
<v Speaker 1>I think so Bruno, Mars, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, and Rihanna

0:51:52.640 --> 0:51:56.359
<v Speaker 1>all get to exist in the same period. It's pretty cool. Yeah,

0:51:56.640 --> 0:52:00.799
<v Speaker 1>I can't think of any other ones. Um, I mean, Arianna, Taylor,

0:52:01.160 --> 0:52:05.080
<v Speaker 1>Taylor and Taylor don't really dance and do all the stuff.

0:52:05.480 --> 0:52:06.719
<v Speaker 1>They don't want to. They don't want to hear you

0:52:06.719 --> 0:52:10.759
<v Speaker 1>say that. I'm sure that. I'm sure Taylor Will has

0:52:10.800 --> 0:52:14.160
<v Speaker 1>Taylor done it. She's come out at some point, right,

0:52:14.239 --> 0:52:19.480
<v Speaker 1>I think so because she seems very like reaching across it,

0:52:19.600 --> 0:52:21.799
<v Speaker 1>like everybody like she would be a good person to

0:52:21.880 --> 0:52:26.120
<v Speaker 1>do it. Okay, are you ready to give your number one? Yeah?

0:52:26.280 --> 0:52:28.960
<v Speaker 1>I hope it's great. Okay. I was like, we're going

0:52:29.000 --> 0:52:30.640
<v Speaker 1>to be in trouble if none of us pick him.

0:52:30.680 --> 0:52:33.960
<v Speaker 1>And this is why Maroon five pissed me off so much. Um,

0:52:34.080 --> 0:52:36.919
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember the exact line that Prince said. Maybe

0:52:36.920 --> 0:52:39.800
<v Speaker 1>you could look it up. Uh, the line that Prince

0:52:39.840 --> 0:52:42.680
<v Speaker 1>says before he does a guitar solo in the Super Bowl.

0:52:42.880 --> 0:52:45.520
<v Speaker 1>He says, like guitar or something like, or I play

0:52:45.600 --> 0:52:51.799
<v Speaker 1>my guitar. And then he does this amazing guitar solo

0:52:52.080 --> 0:52:55.279
<v Speaker 1>during like Purple Rain or some just amazing song and

0:52:55.320 --> 0:52:58.760
<v Speaker 1>it's during the rain and they weren't planning for or whatever.

0:52:58.920 --> 0:53:01.320
<v Speaker 1>You know, you can you make it rain harder? Yeah?

0:53:01.960 --> 0:53:05.560
<v Speaker 1>He says something else, um, before he does a guitar solo,

0:53:05.640 --> 0:53:10.600
<v Speaker 1>And then Adam Levine said the same thing. He copied

0:53:10.680 --> 0:53:13.879
<v Speaker 1>him before doing some cheesy guitar solo and a Maroon

0:53:14.040 --> 0:53:17.439
<v Speaker 1>five songs, and Adam Levine doesn't even I'm sure he does.

0:53:17.600 --> 0:53:19.080
<v Speaker 1>But he's the kind of guy where you put a

0:53:19.120 --> 0:53:21.719
<v Speaker 1>guitar on him, and it doesn't like, doesn't look like

0:53:21.800 --> 0:53:26.360
<v Speaker 1>he even knows how to play guitar, even though he does. Anyway,

0:53:26.360 --> 0:53:28.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know the Prince. It's just he's got all

0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:31.239
<v Speaker 1>these cool songs and he has all this cool integrity

0:53:31.280 --> 0:53:34.560
<v Speaker 1>and he's just a really good player. But then also

0:53:35.040 --> 0:53:37.520
<v Speaker 1>they started raining and he kept doing it, and his

0:53:37.600 --> 0:53:39.520
<v Speaker 1>song had rain in the time, you know, Like his

0:53:39.680 --> 0:53:43.360
<v Speaker 1>most famous song is about rain and he's one ft tall,

0:53:43.760 --> 0:53:46.880
<v Speaker 1>and he is one ft tall. Um, I think that

0:53:47.040 --> 0:53:51.200
<v Speaker 1>is thought of universally as the greatest I'm not unique

0:53:51.800 --> 0:53:56.359
<v Speaker 1>and you are. This is also controversial. Prince does not

0:53:56.640 --> 0:54:00.600
<v Speaker 1>speak to me, um in the same way that people

0:54:01.160 --> 0:54:03.239
<v Speaker 1>to him. You'll become too horny and I'll change your life.

0:54:03.239 --> 0:54:05.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Yeah, I just like didn't go up

0:54:05.400 --> 0:54:09.399
<v Speaker 1>with it, and I don't know. I didn't really grow

0:54:09.440 --> 0:54:11.440
<v Speaker 1>up with it either. I found him, I don't. I can't.

0:54:11.560 --> 0:54:13.719
<v Speaker 1>I always like a Prince song when I listened to it,

0:54:13.719 --> 0:54:16.799
<v Speaker 1>But I can't really name off anybody, but he he

0:54:16.880 --> 0:54:19.040
<v Speaker 1>was so mysterious to me. That's the only thing about

0:54:19.120 --> 0:54:21.920
<v Speaker 1>him being a super Like super Bowl halftime shows, he

0:54:22.000 --> 0:54:26.279
<v Speaker 1>was pretty He's been pretty mysterious. Well, he's just I

0:54:27.120 --> 0:54:29.040
<v Speaker 1>grew up with him because my brother is so in

0:54:29.120 --> 0:54:31.759
<v Speaker 1>the guitar and I remember seeing him. I always like

0:54:31.800 --> 0:54:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson, and I always thought Prince was boring. And

0:54:35.080 --> 0:54:37.680
<v Speaker 1>then when I was like ten or something, Prince was

0:54:37.719 --> 0:54:41.120
<v Speaker 1>playing at the MTV Movie Awards or Music Video Awards

0:54:41.120 --> 0:54:44.040
<v Speaker 1>and he had like assless pants on and he was

0:54:44.040 --> 0:54:46.400
<v Speaker 1>playing guitar, and I remember going, ha ha, this is stupid,

0:54:46.480 --> 0:54:48.480
<v Speaker 1>right Johnny to my big brother, and Johnny's like, no,

0:54:48.560 --> 0:54:51.759
<v Speaker 1>Prince is actually a badass. And my brother, who likes

0:54:51.800 --> 0:54:56.560
<v Speaker 1>like a hardcore music and grind like metal, said Prince

0:54:56.640 --> 0:54:58.880
<v Speaker 1>is a badass. And I remember thinking, like, okay, Princess

0:54:58.880 --> 0:55:02.080
<v Speaker 1>school I have to like. But so yeah, I don't know.

0:55:02.440 --> 0:55:04.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if someone like Prince would be picked

0:55:04.760 --> 0:55:07.719
<v Speaker 1>now to do it though, because he doesn't. He's like

0:55:07.719 --> 0:55:10.200
<v Speaker 1>an out there performer that is just like, well, so

0:55:10.239 --> 0:55:12.839
<v Speaker 1>I have a list up now. This is from this

0:55:12.960 --> 0:55:16.760
<v Speaker 1>is should be track record dot net. These are people

0:55:16.840 --> 0:55:19.160
<v Speaker 1>that like have not done it, that they think would

0:55:19.200 --> 0:55:22.080
<v Speaker 1>do a good job or are potentially. Taylor Swift is

0:55:22.080 --> 0:55:24.520
<v Speaker 1>at the top of it. It's like truly crazy. She

0:55:25.120 --> 0:55:28.200
<v Speaker 1>has since she'll obviously be doing it. Um Men five

0:55:28.280 --> 0:55:30.520
<v Speaker 1>is on this list. They obviously already did it, um

0:55:30.680 --> 0:55:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Ed Sheeran. No, he does have a lot of He

0:55:34.719 --> 0:55:37.600
<v Speaker 1>would have to have cameos. He would have to have

0:55:37.719 --> 0:55:40.160
<v Speaker 1>probably two of them. He does have a lot of

0:55:40.200 --> 0:55:42.719
<v Speaker 1>hits and he does play the piano. The guy from

0:55:42.800 --> 0:55:47.319
<v Speaker 1>yesterday should do it, Adele, I think that would be

0:55:47.320 --> 0:55:49.319
<v Speaker 1>a tough sale. I want to I don't want a

0:55:49.320 --> 0:55:57.279
<v Speaker 1>person who around um Drake's a very bad reformer. He's

0:55:57.560 --> 0:56:00.520
<v Speaker 1>not He's not a good performer. Now this someone I

0:56:00.560 --> 0:56:05.160
<v Speaker 1>love who I think would make an amazing halftime performer. Pink.

0:56:05.719 --> 0:56:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Pink is great. Pink would be She can

0:56:07.960 --> 0:56:10.719
<v Speaker 1>do all that aerial stuff she's got and all of

0:56:10.760 --> 0:56:15.000
<v Speaker 1>her hits are like drank, you know, like everything is celebratory.

0:56:15.040 --> 0:56:18.200
<v Speaker 1>Have you watched the thing of Pink like now reflecting

0:56:18.200 --> 0:56:20.160
<v Speaker 1>on all of her looks, where she's talking about how

0:56:20.239 --> 0:56:22.600
<v Speaker 1>much she hated herself. Well, I saw Pink live in

0:56:22.680 --> 0:56:26.960
<v Speaker 1>concert and she does that and then her daughter, she

0:56:27.080 --> 0:56:30.320
<v Speaker 1>did like a really beautiful speech um to her daughter.

0:56:30.440 --> 0:56:33.440
<v Speaker 1>She got a Lifetime Achievement Award at the MTV Music

0:56:33.480 --> 0:56:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Awards and gave this beautiful speech to her daughter that

0:56:36.600 --> 0:56:39.439
<v Speaker 1>they've now incorporated into her live show, and her daughter

0:56:39.480 --> 0:56:41.759
<v Speaker 1>like runs out in waves and it's so sweet. But

0:56:42.280 --> 0:56:44.840
<v Speaker 1>it was about how people were mean to Pink about

0:56:44.840 --> 0:56:47.200
<v Speaker 1>her looks, and then her daughter one day came home

0:56:47.239 --> 0:56:51.040
<v Speaker 1>and was like, I'm ugly and it like made Pink

0:56:51.120 --> 0:56:55.399
<v Speaker 1>reflect on all the time. That's how she felt too. Yeah,

0:56:57.120 --> 0:56:59.640
<v Speaker 1>she's done, but she's done. She I think she's done,

0:56:59.640 --> 0:57:04.040
<v Speaker 1>like the n be a All Star game because and

0:57:04.080 --> 0:57:07.400
<v Speaker 1>I almost wonder if sometimes they look at those people

0:57:07.600 --> 0:57:11.640
<v Speaker 1>as like a like that's the training ground for you

0:57:11.680 --> 0:57:14.520
<v Speaker 1>know who I has the I don't want them to

0:57:14.520 --> 0:57:16.480
<v Speaker 1>do it, but I'm surprised they haven't. If they haven't,

0:57:16.560 --> 0:57:19.600
<v Speaker 1>is the Black Eyed Piece, Yeah, they've done it. Yeah,

0:57:19.640 --> 0:57:23.160
<v Speaker 1>And I think that was like like early they did

0:57:23.160 --> 0:57:26.520
<v Speaker 1>it m l m F a O with a cameo

0:57:27.440 --> 0:57:31.720
<v Speaker 1>and that was I mean, imagine Dragons is probably going

0:57:31.760 --> 0:57:35.480
<v Speaker 1>to do it. Who are who's like your we've all

0:57:35.520 --> 0:57:37.800
<v Speaker 1>made our pig. Who are some people outside of that list?

0:57:37.920 --> 0:57:40.160
<v Speaker 1>I think of the band that would be good at it,

0:57:40.600 --> 0:57:44.040
<v Speaker 1>like an actual band as the Killers, because they got

0:57:44.080 --> 0:57:46.400
<v Speaker 1>all those hit songs that are big, they're just not

0:57:46.520 --> 0:57:50.439
<v Speaker 1>really like relevantly, right. I think it would be kind

0:57:50.480 --> 0:57:54.600
<v Speaker 1>of cool to have like a Pearl Jam or or

0:57:54.800 --> 0:57:59.880
<v Speaker 1>um God who the guy's axel Rose and like do

0:58:00.120 --> 0:58:03.520
<v Speaker 1>like a throwback, Oh I got a good one post

0:58:03.560 --> 0:58:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Malone as yeah the middle and then he collaborates with

0:58:07.560 --> 0:58:10.200
<v Speaker 1>so many people that you can Yeah, he would be

0:58:10.280 --> 0:58:12.600
<v Speaker 1>a good one at Sunflower at the super Bowl, like

0:58:12.680 --> 0:58:18.880
<v Speaker 1>now he may come out driving. Yesterday I was like,

0:58:18.960 --> 0:58:20.840
<v Speaker 1>this might be my favorite song last like five years.

0:58:20.880 --> 0:58:24.600
<v Speaker 1>I think it's my favorite popular song last year. For sure.

0:58:24.720 --> 0:58:26.400
<v Speaker 1>He may be somebody that they're like, do we put

0:58:26.480 --> 0:58:28.520
<v Speaker 1>him as a cameo now? Because like I wonder who

0:58:28.560 --> 0:58:30.880
<v Speaker 1>books this? You don't want to put someone as a

0:58:30.960 --> 0:58:34.000
<v Speaker 1>cameo and then like in a year or two be

0:58:34.040 --> 0:58:36.160
<v Speaker 1>like they could have been a headliner. I think they

0:58:36.200 --> 0:58:38.560
<v Speaker 1>want to wait for him to be not as stoned

0:58:38.840 --> 0:58:42.360
<v Speaker 1>look like acting. Well, I don't want that. Um I

0:58:42.400 --> 0:58:46.360
<v Speaker 1>bet Ariana Grande will do it. I would imagine Justin

0:58:46.400 --> 0:58:49.800
<v Speaker 1>Bieber will be a part of something at some point.

0:58:50.440 --> 0:58:53.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he still DJ Khalid. I'm sure

0:58:53.640 --> 0:58:57.480
<v Speaker 1>we'll be on stage someday. What about Rihanna? Yeah, Rihanna

0:58:57.520 --> 0:58:59.680
<v Speaker 1>would be but there is this thing killed it at

0:58:59.800 --> 0:59:02.240
<v Speaker 1>all story there is this. You know, when jay Z

0:59:02.720 --> 0:59:05.120
<v Speaker 1>said that, he said no, he was asked to do

0:59:05.160 --> 0:59:08.680
<v Speaker 1>it and said no. Um. But now jay Z likes

0:59:08.720 --> 0:59:12.080
<v Speaker 1>the NFL, he's a partner, um, And so I think

0:59:12.120 --> 0:59:15.880
<v Speaker 1>there were people because Rihanna said no, I believe um.

0:59:15.960 --> 0:59:21.400
<v Speaker 1>So I do think there are people that now I

0:59:21.440 --> 0:59:23.560
<v Speaker 1>don't know how the Kaepernick thing will fully check out.

0:59:23.560 --> 0:59:29.320
<v Speaker 1>He obviously won his lawsuit, but they were definitely artists

0:59:29.560 --> 0:59:32.439
<v Speaker 1>that were waiting to see how they handled that because

0:59:32.440 --> 0:59:34.920
<v Speaker 1>I think there are people that big, like they definitely

0:59:34.960 --> 0:59:36.720
<v Speaker 1>would want Rihanna, who she's just like, I don't want

0:59:36.720 --> 0:59:39.400
<v Speaker 1>to be a part of this. Yeah, you know who

0:59:39.440 --> 0:59:41.439
<v Speaker 1>would be great. I don't think she's quite there yet,

0:59:41.480 --> 0:59:46.000
<v Speaker 1>but you'd love it. Casey Musgraves, Yeah, Dixie Chicks would

0:59:46.000 --> 0:59:50.040
<v Speaker 1>be awesome. Dixie Chicks are stadium tour. Oh, I would

0:59:50.040 --> 0:59:53.320
<v Speaker 1>love it. They're doing it right now. It's I think

0:59:53.320 --> 0:59:56.040
<v Speaker 1>it's happening. That this article was from like a year ago,

0:59:56.080 --> 0:59:58.200
<v Speaker 1>so I hope it happens. But that's what the word.

0:59:58.320 --> 1:00:00.480
<v Speaker 1>I just went down a deep red the whole of

1:00:00.600 --> 1:00:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Dixie Chicks live footage on YouTube. They're incredible. Yeah, if

1:00:05.680 --> 1:00:08.360
<v Speaker 1>they have a new album come out, and it does well.

1:00:08.720 --> 1:00:11.440
<v Speaker 1>They should do it for sure. We owe them. And

1:00:11.440 --> 1:00:15.040
<v Speaker 1>then when we put them, yeah, we owe them, we do.

1:00:16.160 --> 1:00:19.120
<v Speaker 1>They're bad people tried to kill Natalie May. I mean

1:00:20.400 --> 1:00:24.280
<v Speaker 1>was Twitter, but Twitter wasn't even around. No, It's it's

1:00:24.320 --> 1:00:28.440
<v Speaker 1>like all of their real, truest fans had to have.

1:00:28.560 --> 1:00:32.080
<v Speaker 1>It was a really polarizing Yeah. I was a young

1:00:32.120 --> 1:00:35.440
<v Speaker 1>girl in Indiana, like what I can remember thinking. So,

1:00:35.640 --> 1:00:38.400
<v Speaker 1>I always thought that Earl or what's the song called?

1:00:40.720 --> 1:00:44.720
<v Speaker 1>I always thought that was really funny. Um and Wide

1:00:44.720 --> 1:00:46.840
<v Speaker 1>Open Spaces was good. Those are like two songs my

1:00:46.880 --> 1:00:49.320
<v Speaker 1>mom would play that were cool. And then when I

1:00:49.360 --> 1:00:51.560
<v Speaker 1>was punk in middle school and they did the thing

1:00:51.600 --> 1:00:54.840
<v Speaker 1>with George Bush, I remember saying, oh, I like all

1:00:54.880 --> 1:00:58.640
<v Speaker 1>their songs actly. I've always been a fan. I love

1:00:58.680 --> 1:01:01.200
<v Speaker 1>the Dixie Chicks. Catch up, you know, I write hard

1:01:01.280 --> 1:01:02.840
<v Speaker 1>for them. But Casey would be a good one. She

1:01:02.840 --> 1:01:04.360
<v Speaker 1>should be a good one. And then we mentioned like

1:01:04.440 --> 1:01:07.160
<v Speaker 1>Drake or whatever. It's weird, though I don't think it's

1:01:07.160 --> 1:01:11.800
<v Speaker 1>going to happen. Musgraves did it and brought out the

1:01:11.840 --> 1:01:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Dixie Chip. That would be incredible because they compare her

1:01:14.960 --> 1:01:17.640
<v Speaker 1>well and she sounds like the Dixie The Dixie Tricks

1:01:17.640 --> 1:01:22.200
<v Speaker 1>and Beyonce have a mash up of um whatever. The

1:01:22.280 --> 1:01:26.880
<v Speaker 1>song on Lemonade is that's about like Beyonce's dad and

1:01:27.240 --> 1:01:30.840
<v Speaker 1>it's so good. It's like such a good remix song

1:01:30.920 --> 1:01:34.640
<v Speaker 1>and they did it live together. Well, um, I want

1:01:34.640 --> 1:01:37.080
<v Speaker 1>to segue into this. We've made all our picks. I

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<v Speaker 1>want a segway. So you have a music comedy special

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<v Speaker 1>coming out this month on HBO. Wait when this will be?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh cool? Yeah, it comes out on February twenty second. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But if you were to because you play you've been

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<v Speaker 1>playing music since you were a kid, and you've just

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<v Speaker 1>started doing in your comedy in the last couple of years.

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<v Speaker 1>If if you became a celebrity, became huge, and you

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<v Speaker 1>were to perform a super Bowl halftime show for some

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<v Speaker 1>god crazy reason, you can do covers? What would you

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<v Speaker 1>do and tell us to paint the picture of what

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<v Speaker 1>your show would be like? What they should ask me that?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, I have to do hold on, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta do covers. Okay, Okay, okay, you can do covers,

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<v Speaker 1>you can play whatever. You can even describe a part

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<v Speaker 1>of your special that you think would fit in a

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<v Speaker 1>super Bowl show. Well, I would probably play uh, well

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<v Speaker 1>okay and this this reality okay, if I'm to get

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<v Speaker 1>become successful based on my comedy special for HBO on February,

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<v Speaker 1>which is which is it's also kind of sad that

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<v Speaker 1>now we're like, if I become successful from my HBO special,

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<v Speaker 1>But because nowadays there's so many, a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>they just cut. My dad's always like, dude, every ling's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna happen. Everything you've been in l A for fifteen years,

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<v Speaker 1>here it comes and I go, oh, what about what

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<v Speaker 1>do you think of these? Do you know Julio Torres?

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<v Speaker 1>And he's like nope, yeah, he had a great comedy

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<v Speaker 1>especial that came out a few months ago HBO. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So in this reality, this comedy specially that I have

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<v Speaker 1>is based on my mom's music. That's the jumping off

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<v Speaker 1>point for it. And so I think I would play

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of my mom's music because her songs are

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<v Speaker 1>eighties synth pop kind of country songs, and so I

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<v Speaker 1>think they belong at a at a halftime show. There's

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<v Speaker 1>one called He's Hot, which is the I talked about

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<v Speaker 1>in my stand up special, um that I think would

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<v Speaker 1>be great for that. So I would do it. Definitely

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<v Speaker 1>do a cover of that, and then I probably figure

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<v Speaker 1>out how to do a cool cover of some other

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<v Speaker 1>and people at home would be like, this sucks. And

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<v Speaker 1>then we'd be like, that's from his mom, she passed away,

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<v Speaker 1>that's from music, and and they still be like this sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Well No, in this world, though, my mom becomes massive

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<v Speaker 1>and then they do a hologram of her. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that sounds great. I'd watch that, No, I I

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<v Speaker 1>wish I had a better um No, I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>probably do some Blink at two song. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>damn it, I would do damn it's how's damn it go? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>It's all right? Tell me what'd you take about me?

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<v Speaker 1>You know that one? What happened? Once again? I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>thinking during the time when they were famous, if they

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<v Speaker 1>could have played probably not. I think they're hit. That

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<v Speaker 1>was a huge hit though, But like think about Red

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<v Speaker 1>Hot Chili Peppers. That's like an iconic band. Our friend

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<v Speaker 1>has a tattoo of them, and they were a cameo

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<v Speaker 1>to Bruno mar like you got to be so big? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean Blink at two it's probably has songs that

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<v Speaker 1>are popular enough. I don't think that their performance would

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<v Speaker 1>The Best Boys would have been fun to be a cameo. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>BC boys would have been really cool. Damn, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to think of Yeah, rappers, actually, I would just go outs.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they have comedians open up for bands all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. But um, the thing about rappers is like

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<v Speaker 1>it was in Atlanta last year, but they who came

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<v Speaker 1>out right rappers are just notoriously bad though you can

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<v Speaker 1>test these, Yeah, but that's something maybe he didn't and

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted that to happen. Yeah. The thing is

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<v Speaker 1>like Bruno, Bruno was tweeting, like, you have an opportunity

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<v Speaker 1>to the NFL have a rapper in Atlanta for Super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl and they just totally just ignored that. But um,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, any other honorable mentions you guys can think of? Well, so,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's funny because some they do have a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of old they've had. Like the one on the list

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<v Speaker 1>that I was looking at that is voted the best,

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<v Speaker 1>second best other than Prince is Bruce Springsteen. I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of this one and I don't really know money of

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<v Speaker 1>his songs. Watched it and I was like, this isn't

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<v Speaker 1>doing anything for me. And then the same Tom Petty,

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<v Speaker 1>who I know all of his songs. I watched his

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<v Speaker 1>that was like number five on the list, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, this really isn't doing anythow. It's really no

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<v Speaker 1>different than and that's it's just a concert. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of a concert because like has Elton John

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<v Speaker 1>ever done? It has Russia, Um, that's a great one.

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<v Speaker 1>Billy Joel like them together, their concert together is great.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if they were like no, no, no, no no,

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<v Speaker 1>not banging on their piano. I mean, since Rocketman was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a big movie, have Elton John come out.

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<v Speaker 1>May not want to. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta have legacy and hot new performance. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>with this you got a factory and that there's people

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<v Speaker 1>that don't want to do it. Can I tell you

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<v Speaker 1>funny story about Billy Joel when my mom and dad

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<v Speaker 1>and you see him in concert when I was five,

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<v Speaker 1>and to me at the time, Billy Joel looked and

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<v Speaker 1>I was far away, looked like Jerry Seinfeld, And so

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that I was watching Jerry's because he'd also

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<v Speaker 1>tell a lot of stories and he would walk to

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<v Speaker 1>the mic, and I thought we were at a Jerry

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<v Speaker 1>Seinfeld concert and that Jerry sein It was a really

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<v Speaker 1>good singer and he would also play pianos. So then

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<v Speaker 1>I would go watch the TV show with my dad

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<v Speaker 1>and I'd be like, that's crazy. They never incorporate his

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<v Speaker 1>singing or piano playing into this entire show. But meanwhile

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<v Speaker 1>he's just sitting on that talent they and it looks

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<v Speaker 1>so different now there's not one. But back then they

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<v Speaker 1>cut money money. I bet they've seen the same plastic

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<v Speaker 1>search and yeah, they've gotten botox at the same office.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well, thank you so much for being on

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<v Speaker 1>with tell Us again. The details of your February HBO

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<v Speaker 1>the Golden One. Just just watch it, and you know

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<v Speaker 1>I had, I really wanna and tried really hard to

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<v Speaker 1>make it, and at this point I just think about

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<v Speaker 1>it and I'm feeling mostly embarrassed by it. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you like it, tell people to watch it and tell

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<v Speaker 1>people on the internet that you think it's good. And

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<v Speaker 1>mostly because I'll look at those things up and I

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<v Speaker 1>need to see that kind of thing. I think embarrassment

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<v Speaker 1>is when c J wanted to watch the Tonight Show

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<v Speaker 1>when I was on end and I thought he was

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<v Speaker 1>making fun of me, Like He's like we gotta watch

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, don't make fun. He's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not making fun of you. We're staying in a very

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<v Speaker 1>nice feel for her. But you feel silly. You're just

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<v Speaker 1>like this is so much like it's just a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I think. I feel completely embarrassed. So, but you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get billboards. I hope you're going to make goods. That's cool. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I did it. I took the money I made doing

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<v Speaker 1>a comedy special to buy my dream car of a

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<v Speaker 1>Subaru out back. Um, so if you have nice things

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<v Speaker 1>to say, make sure you tweet them at don't say

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<v Speaker 1>anything mean. Is what you got to realize is I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's no reason for you to say that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff. How about if you will make a deal.

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<v Speaker 1>If you guys have anything mean to say, you can

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<v Speaker 1>send it to C Jeremy. We will print them out

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<v Speaker 1>and then we will act out your main comments for

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<v Speaker 1>a way, or just go to my Super Investigates. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a pilot that I did for the soup spin off,

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<v Speaker 1>and you can just call. There's everyone. There's like minded

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<v Speaker 1>people to you guys. We're there. Um but Megan, we

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<v Speaker 1>can follow Megan wear um at Megan gaily on Twitter,

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<v Speaker 1>and people say mean things to me all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>and I am totally fine with that. Yeah, And when

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<v Speaker 1>people email our d M you inappropriate things, I asked

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<v Speaker 1>for the user name and I don't give them because

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<v Speaker 1>I keep you safe. And that's the difference between when

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<v Speaker 1>people are mean to me, they go, dude, I just

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<v Speaker 1>really don't think that this joke is very good. But

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<v Speaker 1>when they're mean to you, they go, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>kill God with me. They're just like they name every

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<v Speaker 1>other Asian ethnicity but the one that I am, and

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<v Speaker 1>then also roast my hats. That's the thing is, I

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<v Speaker 1>could care less if anyone called me racial slurp. But

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<v Speaker 1>I really love my hobby is my shirts and my hats,

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<v Speaker 1>and so come after his skin not as close. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a h on Instagram and at CJ told on Twitter

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