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Speaker 1: Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. And let me

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Speaker 1: tell you what. We are having a rambunctious night tonight.

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Speaker 1: Let's deal with something here real quick. I promised i'd

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Speaker 1: finished this thought on history, because we have to get

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Speaker 1: to a bunch of other stuff. There's somebody we need

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Speaker 1: to thank for COVID, somebody you don't think we need

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Speaker 1: to thank. We have to talk about that. We have

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Speaker 1: to talk about a new movement at foot with employees

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Speaker 1: in this country. So much more. But first, goodbye Columbus.

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Speaker 1: This is a New York story. Democrats are again trying

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Speaker 1: to erase the holiday. No, I just I only wanted

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Speaker 1: to bring this up, not just about Columbus specifically. But

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Speaker 1: they use your values against you all the time. Maybe

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Speaker 1: this has worked on you in the past when they're

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Speaker 1: trying to wreck your history. Where did they go first?

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Speaker 1: Did they go right to the George Washington statue? Of

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Speaker 1: course they didn't. Well, they do a confederacy. Oh what

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Speaker 1: do you want black people to be slaves? How can you?

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Speaker 1: How can you defend Robert E? Lee? And you know

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Speaker 1: what happened? The right backed off shoot most of the

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Speaker 1: low T GOP joined them. Oh yeah, you're right. I

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Speaker 1: mean slavery. We should change their name of that base.

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Speaker 1: But when you understand why they're doing what they're doing,

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Speaker 1: it will harden you and give you more resolve. These

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Speaker 1: people don't care about Christopher Columbus. They definitely don't care

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Speaker 1: about the Indians either. They don't care about anything except

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Speaker 1: for destroying your history and destroying your country. So stop

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Speaker 1: allowing the communists to always set the table. We allow

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Speaker 1: them to set the table. They got the plates out,

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Speaker 1: and then we sit down and we complain about the meal.

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Speaker 1: We don't like the dining experience. What we're always letting

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Speaker 1: them set the terms. Remember what you're dealing with. You're

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Speaker 1: dealing with anti American subversives. So all you've seen your

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Speaker 1: whole life, and it's ramped up lately. All you've seen

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Speaker 1: your whole life. There's a brand new outrage. They overturn

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Speaker 1: roversus way Saint George Floyd died. The climate. It's always loud,

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Speaker 1: isn't it. It's always this loud freak out, always this

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Speaker 1: endless outrage, always doing what what are they doing? They're agitating?

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Speaker 1: They're agitating. Now, why remember there's a reason for this. Why,

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Speaker 1: Because you a normal human being with good values, you

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Speaker 1: don't want to live in this constant state of agitation

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Speaker 1: I want normal. Well, because you're dealing with subhuman subversives.

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Speaker 1: They don't have that same value system, They don't have

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Speaker 1: that same as I are. They don't want things to

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Speaker 1: calm down. Remember, you want America to be great. They

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Speaker 1: want America to burn to You're two totally different people

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Speaker 1: with different value systems, but they also have understood and

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Speaker 1: taken advantage of it for years that we want things

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Speaker 1: to calm down. So when they bring up something, we

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Speaker 1: should burn down Columbus and they start making all this

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Speaker 1: this is probably the most normal and the very least

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Speaker 1: you feel like you should. Okay, well, let's have a

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Speaker 1: debate about it. Let's have a friendly debate about it. Then, Okay,

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Speaker 1: why do you think we should? Okay, well, I don't think,

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Speaker 1: but you will do this thing. Well. You have some

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Speaker 1: good points too. We act as if we're dealing with

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Speaker 1: people who negotiate in good faith. They're not interested in

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Speaker 1: negotiating in good faith. They're interested in burning down everything

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Speaker 1: second you find yourself debating, well, true or shouldn't this

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Speaker 1: yourself debating that you've already lost. I want to burn that,

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Speaker 1: this statue of Robert E. Lee. No, well, here was.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if the answers no, but I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: burn it down anyway. Okay, I'll build ten more. The

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Speaker 1: second that one comes down, I'll build ten more. That's

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Speaker 1: how you deal with communists. Stop allowing them to set

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Speaker 1: the table. All right, Hey, Jesse, I love your show.

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Speaker 1: I listen on nine seventy WFLA. That's our Tampa affiliate.

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Speaker 1: I freaking love Tampa. Chris. We've got to go down

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Speaker 1: and see it. Not because WFLA is a sweet affiliate,

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Speaker 1: believe you've never been. Tampa's so underrated. It's one of

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Speaker 1: those places I think about moving a lot. Not that

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Speaker 1: I'm going to move, but I've moved my whole life,

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Speaker 1: so maybe I'm just an unsettled person. One of the

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Speaker 1: But look at what, Chris, what side is it on?

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Speaker 1: Jez It's okay? Am I getting brown water or blue water?

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Speaker 1: This shows that you're from Texas, Okay, and you know

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Speaker 1: I love Texas. Uh, Texas Ocean Front is wretched. It's wretched.

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Speaker 1: Texas Ocean Front is the butthole of America. It's where

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Speaker 1: everything comes draining out. It does. I'm not even making

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Speaker 1: that up. It's where everything comes draining out. Like like

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Speaker 1: I live close to Galveston, it's just crap water. Now.

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Speaker 1: Galveston's of last wa It's crapwater. Florida is not like that. Man.

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Speaker 1: There's a or a Pacific. There's an Atlantic side, and

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Speaker 1: there's a golf side. There are wonderful, wonderful parts of

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Speaker 1: both the Panhandle up by Deston about the Florida Panhandle

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Speaker 1: is sweet. The golf side is sweet. Tampa's golf side, Chris,

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Speaker 1: Tampa's golf side. But man, you've really never been to Tampa.

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Speaker 1: I haven't been in years. Tampa is so much anyway,

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Speaker 1: that's problem. Let's stay focused, Chris, Gosh, what's your problem? Anyway?

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Speaker 1: She goes on to say, uh, we have a hurricane

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Speaker 1: Hurricane I or Ivan. I keep calling it Ivan, Sase

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Speaker 1: that's the one I went through in this area, Hurricane Ian.

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Speaker 1: I was just wondering if your listeners would maybe say

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Speaker 1: the folks of the area. I'm not sure if Tampa

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Speaker 1: really ugly really quick. Her name is Tammy A One. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we will say a prayer for the people of Florida,

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Speaker 1: for sure. No one in Cuba, but definitely. I'm kidding.

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Speaker 1: You can stay a prayer for whoever you want. Say

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Speaker 1: a prayer for the people in Florida and allow me

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Speaker 1: to offer some tips. I don't need to offer natives

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Speaker 1: Remember I've been through what Chris, that's actually a really

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Speaker 1: good name, or no Jesse, the hurricane Kelly. I realize

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Speaker 1: that's kind of ripping off the boxer guy. But still

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Speaker 1: that's fine, Chris. We can steal his stuff too, all right,

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Speaker 1: So take it for me, Hurricane Kelly. I've been through gosh,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how many typhoons in Japan, which that's

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Speaker 1: basically that we thought it was once again, Noah, we

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Speaker 1: night before. So where do we go? Red Lobster. You

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Speaker 1: I always at the Cajun shrimp Alfredo at Red Lobster.

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Speaker 1: wishing the very best to all of our people in

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Speaker 1: to say, well, of course, listen. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: be a Debbi downer because the midterms matter. They do,

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Speaker 1: they do matter. But listen, even if let's say, let's

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Speaker 1: say you get what you want and I get what

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Speaker 1: I want, and we get a bunch for the first

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Speaker 1: time ever, we get a bunch of we get a

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Speaker 1: bunch of high TGOP guys in there, and they're actually

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Speaker 1: going to try to solve some problems. Right, forget the

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Speaker 1: IRS agents. Let's deal with the IRS. Let's deal with

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Speaker 1: the IRS. Okay, what do we want? We want Republicans

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Speaker 1: to step in and either dismantle the organization completely, which

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Speaker 1: is what should be done, or defund it, or in

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Speaker 1: the very least, scatter it, make it no longer in Washington, DC,

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Speaker 1: scatter it out to the states. That's what Dan Bishop.

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Speaker 1: We want drastic things done to the CHEKA before they

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Speaker 1: destroy us all. That's what you want done. That's what

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Speaker 1: I want done. But let me mentally prepare you for something.

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Speaker 1: And this is not to bring you down. It's to

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Speaker 1: mentally prepare you for something. Remember this. You you're somebody

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Speaker 1: who matters. You're someone who understands what the company, country

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Speaker 1: is going through, understands where it needs to go, and

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Speaker 1: you want action. The leadership of the Republican Party will

446
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Speaker 1: always be at least at least ten years behind you.

447
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Speaker 1: It takes that long to get all the low TGP

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Speaker 1: losers out of positions of leadership so we can then

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Speaker 1: get someone in there who will actually do these things.

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Speaker 1: That's a long way of saying change is coming. You

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Speaker 1: know what's going to happen after the midterm election. You

452
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Speaker 1: have all these Republican Congressmen out there and all these

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Speaker 1: senators out there. In fact, I have Senator Ron Johnson

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Speaker 1: on my TV show tonight on the first TV nine

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Speaker 1: pm Eastern time. I want you to watch that show

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Speaker 1: and listen when I ask him. I want you to

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Speaker 1: listen because I'm going to ask Ron Johnson, what are

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Speaker 1: you gonna do? You're a United States senator, what are

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Speaker 1: you gonna do? Here's the truth. The FBI. They're going

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Speaker 1: to go sit in front of the Republicans GOP, and

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Speaker 1: no matter how good the GOP is, no matter how

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Speaker 1: good the GPS, the GEOP is going to come with receipts.

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Speaker 1: I have this subpoena, I have this letter. Look, I've

464
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Speaker 1: see what you've done here. Hey, what are you doing? FBI?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? Why are you going after Antifa?

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Speaker 1: Why are you attacking Republicans? And you know what? You

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Speaker 1: know what the FBI is gonna do. You know what

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Speaker 1: they're gonna do the whole time. Can't comment on an

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Speaker 1: ongoing investigation. Oh, I'll have to look into that. I'll

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Speaker 1: get back to you. Sorry. Can't comment on an ongoing

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Speaker 1: investigation to which the next obvious step, because you're a

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Speaker 1: human being humans action, the next obvious step is okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: let me clarify to you this way, mister FBI. You

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Speaker 1: will comment on everything I ask you, or the next

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Speaker 1: next budget that passes the House will have a big

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Speaker 1: fat zero when it comes to the FBI. So you

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Speaker 1: will answer my question. You will answer it now, or

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Speaker 1: your organization will cease to exist. The GOP doesn't have

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Speaker 1: that in them. They're gonna do all these all these

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Speaker 1: hearings about the FBI and they're gonna don't get me wrong,

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Speaker 1: the FBI is gonna look bad. They're gonna look stupid.

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Speaker 1: We'll play all the clips on the show. You'll hear

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Speaker 1: them all right here. Oh, man, he's lying. Oh he's stonewalling.

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00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:28,640
Speaker 1: Oh he's avoiding the truth. And all that's true. Okay.

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Speaker 1: The question always is what are you gonna do about it?

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Speaker 1: If I come home tonight and I put my sons

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Speaker 1: to bed and one of them's not feeling well, and

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Speaker 1: I say, you get your butt to bed and you

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Speaker 1: go to sleep, and this isn't like other nights. If

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Speaker 1: I catch you up reading or playing with your brother,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be in trouble. And I walk in there

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Speaker 1: and then I catch him up and I don't do

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Speaker 1: anything about it. Well, what was the point right now?

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Speaker 1: You have a low TGOP that won't do anything about it.

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00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 1: I've seen these hearings before. I know how it goes.

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Speaker 1: These people are so bold. They were still attacking Trump

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Speaker 1: from within the walls of the FBI while Donald Trump

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Speaker 1: was the President of the United States of America. Remember,

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Speaker 1: it didn't stop after he was elected. They continued spying

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Speaker 1: on and attacking Trump after he was the big cheese,

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Speaker 1: the commander in chief. They didn't stop. Now, how intimidated

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Speaker 1: do you think these people were going to be by

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Speaker 1: the next congressional hearing? Whether they'll get asked some tough questions.

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Speaker 1: They'll hide behind that can't comment on an ongoing investigation endlessly,

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Speaker 1: and the GOP will do what. Okay, I'm mad, though

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Speaker 1: you should know. I'm mad, guys, I'm really mad. Okay,

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00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:56,199
Speaker 1: what's that mean? You're mad? What's that mean? What are

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Speaker 1: you going to do about it? Change comes slow. We

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00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 1: take America back legally and locally. Legally and locally. If

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00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: you're waiting on the low TGP losers in Washington to

511
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Speaker 1: save your country, you're gonna be waiting a long time.

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Speaker 1: All Right, I'm gonna get to these. I'm excited for

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Speaker 1: these natural disaster phone calls. Something fun or funny that

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Speaker 1: happened during a natural disaster for you. We're gonna go

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Speaker 1: to the calls eight seven seven three seven seven four

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Speaker 1: three seven three, and then I'm eventually gonna go all

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Speaker 1: offensive and basically tick everyone off in the workforce today.

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Speaker 1: All right, you ready, let's dance truth attitude. Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. See I love days like today.

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Speaker 1: I loved it. Chris was complaining. He's like, man, I

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Speaker 1: feel like they were there were bigger news stories today

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Speaker 1: or we didn't find them. They're not there. No, man,

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Speaker 1: it's a great day. The best days on the radio

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Speaker 1: are not. We have to a certain talk about the

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Speaker 1: new inflation numbers. All freaking kill man, No thanks, I

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Speaker 1: want to talk about fun stuff in different stuff. I'm

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Speaker 1: about to go off and offend everyone in the workforce

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Speaker 1: here in a minute. Before we do that, did you

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Speaker 1: do anything fun or funny during the natural disasters you've

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Speaker 1: been through. I've told you this thing before. Not the

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Speaker 1: most environmentally conscious or smart thing. I wouldn't recommend it.

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Speaker 1: But during one of the typhoons we were in and

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Speaker 1: it was a bad when we were in Okinawa, it

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Speaker 1: was picking up conex boxes and throwing them across the

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Speaker 1: yard and stuff like that. It was big, big metal boxes,

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Speaker 1: Chris Cash. Anyway, we would take these little kem lights,

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Speaker 1: just a little stick that when you break it, it it glows.

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Speaker 1: You've seen it. You've seen It's not called a glows stick, Chris.

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Speaker 1: They're called kem lights. Okay, you raver, you're probably on

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Speaker 1: ecstasy right now. Anyway, they're they're called kem lights. We

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Speaker 1: would take them and we'd drop on in a plastic

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Speaker 1: grocery bag and then tie the bag off and then

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Speaker 1: tie a string to it and pull and drop it

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Speaker 1: out the window and let it kind of let the

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Speaker 1: wind kind of pull on it. Then we let it

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Speaker 1: go and watch it shoot across the sky across the base.

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Speaker 1: That was fun. Don't do that, kids, Erica in Ohio,

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Speaker 1: go hi there. Um. I grew up in Texas and

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Speaker 1: we had lots of tornadoes and we were in the

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Speaker 1: bathroom because there was a tornado warning, and I remember

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Speaker 1: peeking out the window and I saw my slipping slide.

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Speaker 1: Just it sucks up in the air and disappeared. Dang,

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Speaker 1: that's devastating. Never tell you my Ohio slipping slide story,

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Speaker 1: just real quick. My cousins, my aunts, and uncles and

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Speaker 1: my cousins. This is after we had kiddos. Now my

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Speaker 1: kids were young though I were talking three in one

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Speaker 1: all right, so they're very young. This is a guest,

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Speaker 1: but I'm not that far off. They built their own

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Speaker 1: slipping slide on probably I would guess, uh hundred to

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Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty meter maybe two hundred meter hill.

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Speaker 1: It was huge, this plastic. It was actually done all

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Speaker 1: the way down, even though they did it themselves, especially done,

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Speaker 1: and they put baby soap all over the whole thing

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Speaker 1: and had water running down it. But it was this

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Speaker 1: long thing and you would fly down, I mean fly, oh, Chris,

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Speaker 1: it was so much fun. I was going head first

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Speaker 1: down there. You had to be careful going head first

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Speaker 1: it it got a little rough down below if you

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Speaker 1: went head first, so I only did that once, but anyway,

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Speaker 1: it was a blast. I take the kiddos. My oldest son,

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Speaker 1: he's still just the roller coaster freak. He loves them.

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Speaker 1: So he's three years old, he's sprinting up the hill

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Speaker 1: and then on his own, just diving onto this thing

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Speaker 1: and flipping and spinning and flying down the hill, just

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Speaker 1: the nutball. I decide the youngest needs to experience it too,

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Speaker 1: so I put him on halfway up. Halfway up, I

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Speaker 1: put him on, and the oldest had just finished. He

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Speaker 1: was down at the bottom. I thought he was gonna

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Speaker 1: move along and move out of the way, and I

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Speaker 1: put the youngest on and then I put it. He

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Speaker 1: started heading downhill, and I guess because he was one

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Speaker 1: and stupid, he didn't turn around. He was still face first,

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Speaker 1: and he ends up flying downhill, smashing into the back

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Speaker 1: of his brother in front of everybody, And of course

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Speaker 1: the wife is there with two little kids. You get

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Speaker 1: the wife screaming, running down and I'm sitting there. I

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Speaker 1: think it's fine, it's properly, it's fine. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: he does her baby teeth. He's gonna get new ones anyway.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear whining. Rob san Diego, Go Rob. Yeah. Hey,

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Speaker 1: we were stationing Guam and we got hit by a

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Speaker 1: super typhoon and after a couple of hours the house

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Speaker 1: started flooding from the ventilation, and we're like, what the

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Speaker 1: heck's going on? So after trying to sit there for

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Speaker 1: a couple of hours trying to soft the ball of

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Speaker 1: water from leaking through, when the eye went over the

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Speaker 1: island because we were on a hill and we were

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Speaker 1: on the least side of the hill. Now, I told

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Speaker 1: my son, let's go on the roof. We're cleaning up

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Speaker 1: the vegetation because the roof the house has had one

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Speaker 1: foot lip. And what happened. All the agitation fall on

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Speaker 1: the roof and clogged all the events and all the drains.

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Speaker 1: The lowest point on the roof now is there's been

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Speaker 1: a lation of air conditioner. So we went up on

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Speaker 1: the roof and we went fliving. Went up on the

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Speaker 1: roof during a super typhoon. That's awesome. Don't do that,

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Speaker 1: all right, riker Mississippi. Go. So we were in Hurricane

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Speaker 1: Katrina and we went three miles inland to another house.

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Speaker 1: Our house was on the beach, and this is uh,

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Speaker 1: just to get away from everything. We go to my

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Speaker 1: mother and father in law's house and we are sitting

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Speaker 1: there watching the TV. And the water starts coming in

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Speaker 1: through the through the walls, and it keeps rising and rising.

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Speaker 1: I said, well, let me get the chainsaw in an axe.

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Speaker 1: Let's go up in the attic and bring a couple

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Speaker 1: of fat flashlights. We'll put a case of wine up there,

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Speaker 1: and uh, we'll just have a party. Hold on, Hold

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Speaker 1: on a case of wine, Riker, not a case of water,

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Speaker 1: a case of wine. Well, I mean we're strictly survival mode,

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Speaker 1: you know, go ahead. So there we are. We're up

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Speaker 1: in the we're up in the attic, and the water

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Speaker 1: gets up to about four feet in the house, so

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Speaker 1: it's well up the ladder and we're looking down at it,

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Speaker 1: and we're, you know, looking at the cats and we're

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Speaker 1: looking I'm getting ready to crank the chainsaw to cut

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Speaker 1: through the whirly bird that's on the roof the ventilation

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Speaker 1: system and uh, and here comes a clown doll and

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Speaker 1: it is floating by, and it's malfunctioning and it's and

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Speaker 1: it's going nonnnn and and we we're just like, this

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Speaker 1: is this has got to be just perfect. This is

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Speaker 1: a wonderful tan. I gon't tell you the image of

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Speaker 1: Riker in the attic after a case of wine picking

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Speaker 1: up a chainsaw getting ready to saw through the roof.

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Speaker 1: That is classic. Oh that reminds me, quick quick PSA.

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Speaker 1: I realized the show is nationwide and we're probably doing

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Speaker 1: a lot of her cane talk right now. Tough. It

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Speaker 1: makes me laugh. Eight seven seven three seven seven four

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Speaker 1: three seven three. If you have a fun or funny

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00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,800
Speaker 1: hurricane story, I do have to do a couple of

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Speaker 1: serious things real quickly. Floodwaters. He just brought up floodwaters.

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Speaker 1: As you know. I've been through a bunch of these,

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Speaker 1: as I've explained, and every single time there's one of these,

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00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: and there's flooding. Every time, people will go swimming swimming

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00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: in the streets. Sah, look at the streets. Oh, the

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00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: canals overflowed. Look at the bayou overflood. Let's go swimming. Oh,

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Speaker 1: there's water. Let's go swimming. Let's go surfing. Let's get

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00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: the raft out, Let's go swimming. Hurricane waters. Flood waters

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00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: are poop waters almost all the time. That's your sewage

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Speaker 1: system that has been brought out of the ground. It

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Speaker 1: dang shir is your storm sewer system all the all

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Speaker 1: the all the poop on the ground, it's in the water.

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Speaker 1: Stay out of hurricane water. No poop water. All right,

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Speaker 1: we still have another hour of this. Gosh, I can't

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Speaker 1: believe you're still listening. Hang on about me.