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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Happy

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Speaker 1: Birthday to you. Come on, but it says birthday. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Thank they say it your birthday. Now you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: a suit? I know because I nailed that so hard. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: the U copyright robots are often mistaking my akse for

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Speaker 1: the actual article. How are you, man? How are you?

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Speaker 1: How is has your birthday been so far? I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, same, old just doing what I do, checking

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Speaker 1: the news, screaming about it, sending emails, doing what we

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Speaker 1: do every day. Um, but cool. I mean, I don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm thirty seven, you know what I mean. That's a

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Speaker 1: that's a weird number to look out on paper written down.

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Speaker 1: What I wouldn't give to be thirty seven again? Man,

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Speaker 1: it only gets worse from here. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: I should. I'd rather be forty, man, Like I'll skip

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Speaker 1: this one. Man still young man, you just don't realize

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Speaker 1: it because you're you and it seems old. Yeah Ben young? Alright,

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Speaker 1: Well enough of that ship. Let's move on down to business. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Kyrie is trending um for a number of reasons. Kyrie

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Speaker 1: Irving of the Nets, formerly of the Boston Celtics, before

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Speaker 1: that of the Cleveland Cavaliers when you won a championship

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Speaker 1: with Lebron James, and you know, just generally the NBA's

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Speaker 1: uh kind of space case like sort of like weird

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Speaker 1: dude has lots of out there beliefs and also is

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Speaker 1: great at, you know, publicizing and talking about the importance

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Speaker 1: of mental health. You know, but while doing that, he

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Speaker 1: will also sage the arena in which he plays, which

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Speaker 1: is you know, just very outside of the norm for

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Speaker 1: jock culture. I would say, anyways, he's trending. For one,

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Speaker 1: he tweeted, I've taken my mask off, now take yours off?

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Speaker 1: No fear, something along those lines, um and people, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess there's like a story that has to do

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Speaker 1: with masks happening in the world, and people are wondering

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Speaker 1: if if that's him saying like, we don't need masks

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Speaker 1: for the vaccine um or if he's like it would

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Speaker 1: be just as likely, given his typical kind of tweeting voice,

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Speaker 1: speaking voice everything voice, for this to just be about

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Speaker 1: like metaphorical masks and the importance of removing the authentic.

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Speaker 1: And that's the that's the trouble this world where we're

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Speaker 1: in because we'd's gonna have infinite meanings and especially right now,

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Speaker 1: mask is a de loaded word on Twitter that yeah,

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Speaker 1: many people are just like being like, look a're doing.

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Speaker 1: And then then there's another story saying that, uh, there's

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Speaker 1: potentially that there are moves that the Brooklyn Nets can

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Speaker 1: make to trade Kyrie um. And then the other the story,

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Speaker 1: like the second part of that is that Kyrie's agents

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Speaker 1: have like sort of made it clear that it's like,

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Speaker 1: if Kyrie was traded, they'll just retire from the NBA, right, So,

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Speaker 1: which is interesting. It's an interesting play because it kind

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Speaker 1: of reiterates one of the reasons that the Nets might

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Speaker 1: want to trade him in the first place, which is

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Speaker 1: that he doesn't seem to like be all that into

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Speaker 1: basketball these days, even though he's literally like one of

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Speaker 1: the most ingenious shot makers in the history of basketball, uh,

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Speaker 1: if not the most in terms of like the diversity

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Speaker 1: of the angles he uses. Like he just is uh

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Speaker 1: like he just on the regular like has part of

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Speaker 1: his arsenal is like what most people would consider trick shots.

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Speaker 1: He's just incredible. But you know, he also set out

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Speaker 1: some games for taking care of his mental health, which

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Speaker 1: I applaud and then, but then he also has you know,

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Speaker 1: has had some injuries, so he wasn't on the court

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Speaker 1: a lot of the time with the Big three James Harden,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Durant and him. Yeah, I just don't see how

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Speaker 1: any of it works. Like they want to be the

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Speaker 1: Net's going to have a big three. This is it.

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Speaker 1: You're not trading for anybody that I think, you know,

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Speaker 1: keeps that same dynamic at least, So I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think that's why a lot of people like this,

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Speaker 1: this even story about him being possible. Sorry, and so

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Speaker 1: other people are saying that this story about him even

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Speaker 1: possibly being traded is just like poppy cock. As they

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Speaker 1: say on NBA Twitter, they do say that. Uh. I

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Speaker 1: mean I do know one team that might be open

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Speaker 1: I mean, hell, they might talk and of them. They

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Speaker 1: might even talk James Harden, Uh for Ben Simmons, Uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, just Darryl Morri's uh, his phone line is open.

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Speaker 1: So see what have sensors always happy to take your call? Um?

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Speaker 1: The Bodyguard is trending because so there was a series

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Speaker 1: I mean because I remember when there was even talk

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Speaker 1: perfect as is. Leave it be, leave it be. I

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Speaker 1: just in general, I just hate all the reimagining ship

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Speaker 1: fits into that pattern for me. I mean, I don't

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Speaker 1: know that cool. This is the only nominated play, right,

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Speaker 1: Matthew Lopez is going to be right be writing a

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Speaker 1: reimagining of Houston's film. I mean, I will say it

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Speaker 1: is a very solid, like very fertile premise. A bodyguard

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Speaker 1: and celebrity that they guard and like them falling in love,

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Speaker 1: out John Jr. Whose wife I think left him for

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Speaker 1: one of their bodyguards. Anyways, tell that story, tell that story,

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Speaker 1: don't And I just don't know, like, who do you

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Speaker 1: even get to play it? Is? It? Like it's just

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Speaker 1: weird because it's like they're trying to because it's iconic.

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Speaker 1: They feel that they it's like one of these ideas

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Speaker 1: and it's going to be just as good, And it's

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Speaker 1: not like it completely misses the point that this film

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Speaker 1: before it came out. The film was made, it came out,

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Speaker 1: and just because because of her performance in it, people like,

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Speaker 1: this is fucking unreal. This is a moment, So you can't.

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Speaker 1: I don't like to like rinse and reuse moment type

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Speaker 1: that's just my take. And plus like who is I

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Speaker 1: think some people on Twitter and things like Ashley raised

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Speaker 1: and it's like, watch's gonna be this time? Is going

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Speaker 1: to be a white singer and a black bodyguard. Mm

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Speaker 1: I was just leave it alone. And again, like you're saying,

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Speaker 1: it's a it's a really pliable, mendable, bendable idea, doesn't

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Speaker 1: You can you can do things similar to this and

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Speaker 1: it's not doesn't have to be the bodyguard. But I

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Speaker 1: get it. This is how it works now. Pope Francis

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Speaker 1: what are you saying? People should love vaccines? But then

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Speaker 1: There's like vaccine hesitating hesitancy in the like cardinal the St.

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Speaker 1: he's talking about the people who are like, right the

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Speaker 1: step below the pope, right right, God's like secondary emergency

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Speaker 1: fellow Catholics. Yeah. I think that's right. I think he's

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Speaker 1: just this is the like common sense pope who was

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Speaker 1: just like this is kind of well, except yeah, common

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Speaker 1: The comic says humanity has a history of friendship with vaccines,

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Speaker 1: it's like, I mean, yeah, that's so true. I really

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Speaker 1: like that version. We have a history of friendship with vaccines. Um,

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Speaker 1: we'll see. I mean, like, does that mean that they

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Speaker 1: when you'll find out who's your guy, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, who's your god? When the Pope is like,

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Speaker 1: hell and he's like, I mean, I guess if y'all

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Speaker 1: And we're back and um, alright. So pegging has been

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Speaker 1: trending for the past couple of days after the Kara

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Speaker 1: de Levine peg. The Patriarchy dress kind of blew up

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Speaker 1: at the met gala, and the context has kind of

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Speaker 1: gotten all fucked up on this story, which tends to

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Speaker 1: happen when something is mainstreamed. But originally it was that

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Speaker 1: that exact phrase was created and merchandized and but not

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Speaker 1: trademarked by a queer woman of color activists who doesn't

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Speaker 1: have a team of lawyers. And so I was just like,

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Speaker 1: this is dope. Yeah, this is this is from this

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Speaker 1: Canadian sex educator Luna Matatas, who first you know, came

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Speaker 1: out with a phrase in two thousand fifteen, and she

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Speaker 1: hosts this she has like an anal sex theme podcast

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Speaker 1: did in a couple of interviews because when this came out,

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Speaker 1: of a person of color, and you just completely took

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Speaker 1: this thing and just pulled up and your like do

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Speaker 1: your corset and kind of gave it a whole new thing. Now,

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Speaker 1: I think a lot of people, a few people reached

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Speaker 1: out and it took issue just sort of generally with

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Speaker 1: the idea of the phrase peg the patriarchy, that it's

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Speaker 1: using toxic masculinity to like you know, just yeah, using

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Speaker 1: peg as like a sort of thing that's negative that

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Speaker 1: this sort of uh, toxic masculinity like frat bro like oh,

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Speaker 1: you can get peg. And I think and I think,

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Speaker 1: you know, for people can I think have their own

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Speaker 1: interpretations of how like that phrase operates for mat tatas

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Speaker 1: she herself has said. This is just a quote from

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Speaker 1: her because she did an interview about it. Quote Pegg,

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Speaker 1: the patriarchy is about subversion. We're using a fantasy metaphor

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Speaker 1: of pegging, and we're talking about dismantling the system through

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Speaker 1: subverting it. Patriarchy has no gender. It's not about men,

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Speaker 1: it's not about anal sex. It really is about how

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Speaker 1: does the system affect us? How does the system affect

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Speaker 1: all of us in ways that make us subservient. It

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Speaker 1: really forces us to be subservient to things like the

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Speaker 1: gender binary, toxic masculinity. And take that statement as you will.

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Speaker 1: And I think a few people have interpreted to just

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Speaker 1: be like, well, just the concept of it. If if

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Speaker 1: it's being strictly about this penetrative act, is it's still

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Speaker 1: actually questioning a power dynamic in this and the other

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Speaker 1: um and I think that's that's worth the discussion. But

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Speaker 1: when you look at how karadel Avine pulled up with it,

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Speaker 1: she's like a reporter asked her, She's like it's about

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Speaker 1: women empowerment. It's a bit like stick it to the man.

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Speaker 1: And that is definitely in the line of just sort

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Speaker 1: of saying like, yeah, it is comes off as kink,

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Speaker 1: shamey and uh rape and things like that, because it's

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Speaker 1: sort of saying like yeah, like you're just gonna gonna

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Speaker 1: funk the patriarchy like that with a strap. And then

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Speaker 1: there's been it begins to lose its meaning and then

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Speaker 1: you know this in this interview that Mattadas did, she's

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