WEBVTT - Invention Playlist II: Toilets, Part 1

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, welcome to Invention. My name is Robert lamp and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Joe McCormick. And Robert, I got a question for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever been to like a festival or big

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<v Speaker 1>public event where the organizers did not get enough porta potties?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably so, probably so. Um, it's I mean, it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>a weird it's a weird equation you have to work out, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because you need to have the approximate number of porta

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<v Speaker 1>potties for a given event. And at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>like I've definitely I've been to events where people care

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<v Speaker 1>more for the porta potties, Like there's more of a

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<v Speaker 1>communal effort to like, let's let's look after these porta potties.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's even go in there and clean the porta potties

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<v Speaker 1>right to ensure that things don't get too vile too fast.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if there's if it's a multi day event, people

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<v Speaker 1>might be more respectful of the fact that people will

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<v Speaker 1>need to continue to use these over a period of

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<v Speaker 1>time than if it's just like a it's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>this is going on for a few hours, let's just

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<v Speaker 1>go total war on these facilities. Uh. I've been to

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<v Speaker 1>a one time went to a beer tasting festival in

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<v Speaker 1>North Carolina where they did not get nearly enough porta potties,

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<v Speaker 1>and I remember feeling like, this is the closest thing

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever felt to like a Mad Max type scenario

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<v Speaker 1>in real life. People were losing their minds, Like when

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<v Speaker 1>when you don't have a place you've been drinking beer

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<v Speaker 1>and then you don't have a place where you can

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<v Speaker 1>legally and uh in uh in a in a polite way,

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<v Speaker 1>go to the bathroom, things start to get dire really fast. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm guessing there's probably a lot of indiscriminate aiming

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<v Speaker 1>from male urinators at this these particular events. Yeah, there

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<v Speaker 1>was also a you could tell just like this all

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<v Speaker 1>over the place, frantic search like ants foraging about looking

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<v Speaker 1>for other places they could go apart from really far

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<v Speaker 1>too few porta potties that were swarmed by people waiting.

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<v Speaker 1>But you start doing some very odd math if you're

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<v Speaker 1>in a situation like that, or even if you're not,

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<v Speaker 1>even if it's not that bad you're just waiting in

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<v Speaker 1>line to use a porta potty at least I find

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<v Speaker 1>I do. And one of the questions that I think

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<v Speaker 1>you inevitably start pondering is how much exactly do people

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<v Speaker 1>poop in a lifetime? Like how much do I poop

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<v Speaker 1>in a year? How much do does does my whole

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<v Speaker 1>household poop in? You know, in twenty years? Yeah, though

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<v Speaker 1>these are not necessarily factors that are going to help

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<v Speaker 1>you out for you know, weekend music festival. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>but I mean you have to imagine that there's some

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<v Speaker 1>kind of rough math along those lines going in. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it's less for the festival. It's probably less thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about the total mass of poop and more about like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how many people and how often they'll

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<v Speaker 1>need to go, because it's not like the things are

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<v Speaker 1>going to be filled up and overflowing at least hopefully not.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, that is the thing that you can start

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<v Speaker 1>wondering about, and it's a weird question once you actually

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<v Speaker 1>get the answer. I I found an article that addresses this.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a article on Live Science by Mindy Weisberger

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<v Speaker 1>addressing exactly this question full on with an interview with

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<v Speaker 1>a like health professional who had the dirt. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>impossible to answer this question exactly how much you poop

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<v Speaker 1>in a lifetime, because of course everybody's different, there's different

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<v Speaker 1>average fecal mass production, there's different lifespan and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's actually fairly easy to get some average figures.

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<v Speaker 1>So the article sites Kim Barrett, a professor of medicine

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<v Speaker 1>at you See San Diego, and Barrett says, on average,

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<v Speaker 1>men and women have roughly one bowel movement per day.

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<v Speaker 1>Though if you have more than that or less than that,

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<v Speaker 1>don't panic. There's a normal range that's more and less.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay. But the daily average amount of feces produced

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<v Speaker 1>by mass by a person an adult is usually about

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen to seventeen ounces or about four hundred to five

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<v Speaker 1>hundred grams. And from there, Weisberger does some simple math.

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<v Speaker 1>Quote starting with an average daily amount of about fourteen

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<v Speaker 1>ounces or four hundred grams, the total poop production in

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<v Speaker 1>a week's time would be about six pounds or two

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<v Speaker 1>point eight kill grams. In a year, a single person

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<v Speaker 1>would yield about three hundred and twenty pounds or a

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<v Speaker 1>hundreds of poop, just a little more than an adult panda. Ways,

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<v Speaker 1>al right, so when when one here's the sort of

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<v Speaker 1>drill sergeant cliche of like I've I've craped bigger than you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's probably true. If you're looking at a like a

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<v Speaker 1>year's worth of defecation, Well, that starts to call to

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<v Speaker 1>mind this thing that it got me thinking about. It

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<v Speaker 1>makes it got me thinking about how as people get older,

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<v Speaker 1>often their bodies shrink. Right, you know, after adulthood your

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<v Speaker 1>body can actually physically shrink. You don't continue getting bigger

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<v Speaker 1>and bigger as life goes on. And yet there's this

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<v Speaker 1>invisible phantom of biomass following every person around throughout the years,

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<v Speaker 1>and no matter what, it's always getting larger and larger

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<v Speaker 1>the older you get. It is the phantom mountain of

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<v Speaker 1>combined mass of all the feces you've ever produced. Like

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<v Speaker 1>like a big poop golem following you around, you have

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<v Speaker 1>an invisible phantom poop golem that follows you everywhere and

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<v Speaker 1>only gets bigger with age. So so this means that,

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<v Speaker 1>like if you live to the age of seventy six,

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<v Speaker 1>Weisberger does the math, on average, you'll produce like twenty

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<v Speaker 1>four thousand, three hundred and twenty pounds or eleven thousand

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<v Speaker 1>and thirty kilograms of poop in your lifetime. If you

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<v Speaker 1>live to eighty one, it's more like, it's close to

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six thousand pounds, are close to twelve thousand kilograms. Quote,

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<v Speaker 1>So a lifetime of a woman's poop, because of the

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<v Speaker 1>average female lifespan is about eighty one years in the

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<v Speaker 1>United States. Uh, the average lifetime of a woman's poop

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<v Speaker 1>weighs as much as three adult male hippos. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you follow the same averages we've mentioned a minute ago,

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<v Speaker 1>think about those people who lived like a hundred and twenty,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the super supercentenarians. Uh. One of these people

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<v Speaker 1>who lives to like a hundred and twenty has created,

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<v Speaker 1>by the end of their life a phantom poop mountain

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<v Speaker 1>or one of these poop golems of thirty eight thousand,

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<v Speaker 1>four hundred pounds or about seventeen thousand, four hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>twenty kilograms. I was trying to find an object to

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<v Speaker 1>compare this to. It's close to the weight of a

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<v Speaker 1>number of lighter combat vehicles like the M twenty four

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<v Speaker 1>Chafe light tank first used by the Americans in World

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<v Speaker 1>War Two. Just imagine this. If you live to a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and twenty, over the course of your life, you can,

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<v Speaker 1>on average poop a tank. All right. Well, Uh, let's

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<v Speaker 1>think about these poop golems. Um, obviously they cannot live

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<v Speaker 1>with us. They might live elsewhere. And that's why that's

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<v Speaker 1>where we get to the subject of today's episode and

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<v Speaker 1>the episode to follow this, because this is gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a two parter and we think you'll love this one,

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<v Speaker 1>but episode number two is going to be real doozy. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, that's that's the subject of our episodes. It

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<v Speaker 1>brings us to the technology of the toilet and ultimately

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<v Speaker 1>the concept of the flush toilet. Um. So, I think

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<v Speaker 1>in today's episode we're gonna be focusing primarily on sort

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<v Speaker 1>of the history of toilet technology, what we what we

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<v Speaker 1>were dealing with, like the problems faced by disposal of

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<v Speaker 1>human waste and and toilets before the flush toilet was invented, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And then in the next episode we'll meet the power

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<v Speaker 1>of the flush. But so, I think one of the

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<v Speaker 1>things to think about is that the problem of what

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<v Speaker 1>to do with human waste only really becomes a huge

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<v Speaker 1>issue once you have sedentary lifestyles and civilization, Like once

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<v Speaker 1>you get a lot of people living in roughly the

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<v Speaker 1>same place and not constantly moving right absolutely, Uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking back at one of my favorite books

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<v Speaker 1>on hygiene clean a History of Personal Hygiene Impurity by

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<v Speaker 1>Virginia Smith, and she points out that making sure that

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<v Speaker 1>your poop is somewhere other than your immediate living environment

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<v Speaker 1>has always been just a universal human behavior. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>part of of our our species and certainly see this

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<v Speaker 1>in any number of species as well. Um, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you see like dogs would rather go poop somewhere far

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<v Speaker 1>away from where they live, you know, they don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to poop in their den right, and they're they're even

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we've talked about coprophagia. There even like some

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<v Speaker 1>ideas and science about like when a dog ends up

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<v Speaker 1>pooping in its house this may come from like an

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<v Speaker 1>instinct to the fact that sometimes dogs will then eat it,

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<v Speaker 1>which seems gross to us, is actually something to like

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<v Speaker 1>prevent possible parasite eggs from hatching in it, because there

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<v Speaker 1>can be a health risk from poop staying around in

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<v Speaker 1>your living areas. Yeah, and if you want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>more about this stuff, Toble your mind has an entire

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<v Speaker 1>episode about animals eating poop. That's right. We're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to be focusing on eating poop today, except in the

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<v Speaker 1>sense the toilet eats poop if you will, Yeah, you can.

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<v Speaker 1>You can look at it that way for sure. So

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<v Speaker 1>you know, back when we were just nomadic creatures, we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have to worry about this is so much. You

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<v Speaker 1>you poop where you had to poop, You did whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you needed to do to to hide the feces. But

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<v Speaker 1>then you're going to be moving on. You're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to stay in that immediate area, and you're probably there

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<v Speaker 1>aren't that many of you anyway, like any given group

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<v Speaker 1>of human nomads. Uh, it's not going to be the

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<v Speaker 1>size of of a of a village or the stuff

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<v Speaker 1>certainly the size of a large metropolitan area. Now, that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't mean there are no dangers associated with defecation at

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<v Speaker 1>this stage. Even though you're not gonna have nearly as

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<v Speaker 1>much of a problem with what to do with the excrement,

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<v Speaker 1>you are still like when you when you go to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the bathroom, you're putting yourself in a vulnerable state. Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, poop itself opens up vulnerabilities. And you see

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<v Speaker 1>this in any number of animals that have various methods

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<v Speaker 1>for hiding their own poops. Sometimes it's essentially self hiding,

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<v Speaker 1>such as the way a goats poop will rolled away. Goats,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, often would favor hilly environment so that the

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<v Speaker 1>poop rolls away hides itself. Cats, on the other hand,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, or are known for their uh their their

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<v Speaker 1>skillet bearing their poop uh and thus hiding it from

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<v Speaker 1>from larger predators, because that's the fear, right, is that

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<v Speaker 1>your fecal matter is h is a signal. Uh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>an it's a it's an odor that is letting anyone

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<v Speaker 1>with a nose to smell it know where you are

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<v Speaker 1>and perhaps what degree of healthier in as well. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you are a prey animal, it shows you where

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<v Speaker 1>a predator can come get a meal. If you're a predator,

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<v Speaker 1>it can scare off prey animals. Uh. There's a paper

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<v Speaker 1>that looked into into some of this. It's a two

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<v Speaker 1>paper called the Control of Defecation in Humans and Evolutionary Advantage.

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<v Speaker 1>The question mark part of it there by Italian bowel

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<v Speaker 1>experts G. Bessatti and V. Villainacci. And they did something

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<v Speaker 1>interesting here. They ran a human fecal sample. Uh. They well,

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<v Speaker 1>they use both a modern and an ancient example through

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<v Speaker 1>complex gas uh chromatographic mass spec spectrometric analysis, and they

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<v Speaker 1>discovered that quote, human feces are rich in volatile compounds

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<v Speaker 1>likely to be identified by potential predators. And so they

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<v Speaker 1>went on to argue that the high predation risk for

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<v Speaker 1>ancient hominids by large carnivores suggests something rather amazing about

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<v Speaker 1>our pooping powers. Quote. We hypothesize that the voluntary control

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<v Speaker 1>defecation by our ancestors, together with greater brain volume or

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<v Speaker 1>rex stature, opposable thumbs, and other changes, may have contributed

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<v Speaker 1>to the successful march of hominids along the road of evolution.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, by deciding when, how and where to defecate

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<v Speaker 1>may have several advantages in the complex prey predator relationship,

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<v Speaker 1>because spores are left in places undetectable by predators, or

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<v Speaker 1>there are no fecal tracks who sent maybe easily individualated

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<v Speaker 1>by prey. So they propose that choosing carefully where to

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<v Speaker 1>poop maybe an important part of what kind of animal

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<v Speaker 1>we are exactly so, But but even from an early

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<v Speaker 1>point um, as a Virginia Smith points out, Neolithic people's

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<v Speaker 1>they made use of midden piles, so you would have

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<v Speaker 1>an area in which you're living and if you need

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<v Speaker 1>to to poop you're either pooping beyond the area in

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<v Speaker 1>which you're living, or you're taking your poop and dumping

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<v Speaker 1>it out there in in the midden pile. And there

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<v Speaker 1>are you know, a few different systems that that one

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<v Speaker 1>can use here, one of course, is the dry sewer

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<v Speaker 1>system and UH and this is this will remind probably

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people of a cat box, because they

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<v Speaker 1>a cat's litter box is a dry sewer system. UH.

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<v Speaker 1>That this would have been an indoor bucket of sand,

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<v Speaker 1>ash or dirt that one would defecate into. And then

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<v Speaker 1>you could take that dirt, sand or ash outside, take

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<v Speaker 1>it to the mid and bile dump it out and

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<v Speaker 1>you're done. Or you could do it in the inverse.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean this is actually still a common method and

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<v Speaker 1>dry pit latrines around the world. Like if you've got

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<v Speaker 1>an outhouse and it's just a pit latrine. UM, a

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<v Speaker 1>common thing to do to help prevent smells and and

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<v Speaker 1>help keep things from getting too nasty is after you

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<v Speaker 1>do your business in the pit, you've got a bucket

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<v Speaker 1>of like old coal ash or something like that, or

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<v Speaker 1>lime or something in the uh in the outhouse, and

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<v Speaker 1>you scatter that on top and that helps contain smells

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<v Speaker 1>and so forth. Now, of course, the wet sewer system.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna get more into that in a bit, but that,

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<v Speaker 1>of course is ultimately what we have today in much

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<v Speaker 1>of the world, where you certainly a flush toy it

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<v Speaker 1>as an example of this, right, and that simply derives

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<v Speaker 1>from sort of the the ingenious mechanical action of water flow. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>if you have to if you want to, say, poop

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<v Speaker 1>in a chamber pot or in a bucket or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that, you've got to physically remove it yourself from

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<v Speaker 1>where you are. If you are to poop into moving water,

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<v Speaker 1>then the moving water can remove your waste for you,

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<v Speaker 1>and you don't have to do that, right, Or I

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<v Speaker 1>guess one could poop into a container of water that

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<v Speaker 1>is not moving and then you remove that yourself. That's

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<v Speaker 1>also a possibility, I guess it is. Now the other

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<v Speaker 1>there are all kinds of things you can poop into,

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<v Speaker 1>and I imagine people have tried all of them at

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<v Speaker 1>one point or another. Now, beyond this dry wet distinction,

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<v Speaker 1>there's another important one that Smith points out, and she

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<v Speaker 1>says that toilet culture divides sharply into wiper and washer culture. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is of course is just how one cleans

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<v Speaker 1>one's bum. Toilet deification. Yeah, like toilet paper versus like

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<v Speaker 1>b day or wet wipes or something like that. Yeah. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>most ancient culture, she points out that they were wipers,

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<v Speaker 1>so they would have used certainly paper if it was available.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, for the longest paper was Um, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a rarity. So you're gonna probably depend on things like grass, leaves, sticks,

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<v Speaker 1>corn cobs, mud balls, and of course stones I've commonly

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<v Speaker 1>seen sided. I'm trying to imagine this. I just see

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<v Speaker 1>it pop up in like articles about ancient toilets that

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<v Speaker 1>people would use bits of broken pottery to clean themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>That I see that sited. But I'm just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>picture it, and it will not picture it. But you

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<v Speaker 1>know it, it seems it seems a little little risky.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it it drives down just the ridiculousness I think

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<v Speaker 1>of any wiping culture, because I feel like ultimately washing

0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:47.400
<v Speaker 1>culture has the stronger argument. Um, and washing culture is,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, instead of using even paper, what have you

0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:54.400
<v Speaker 1>simply depended more or exclusively on running water or spraying

0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:57.640
<v Speaker 1>water or water poured from an apparatus. That the the

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<v Speaker 1>sort of lubricant power of water. It's taking the principle

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<v Speaker 1>of the flush toilet to your own skin, right. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know, this is the standard in many parts of

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<v Speaker 1>the world, you know, particularly say in Islamic and Hindu cultures. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you will even find this. Uh, if you've

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<v Speaker 1>ever traveled abroad, you may have encountered this. But I

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<v Speaker 1>have also I know people who like purchased a house

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<v Speaker 1>in the Atlanta area and they're like, I don't know why,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's a vegetable sprayer installed next to my toilet. Well,

0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:28.640
<v Speaker 1>that is it's a bid day sprayer. That's the that's

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<v Speaker 1>the simply a means of of washing one's bum after

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<v Speaker 1>one has defecated, and it's a rather elegant solution. I would,

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<v Speaker 1>in my opinion, hard to argue there. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>water gets things cleaner than than without water. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a perfect analogy, but imagine if I gave

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<v Speaker 1>you the option of would you rather be able to

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<v Speaker 1>take showers or just wipe yourself down with some paper

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<v Speaker 1>towels to clean your body? Absolutely, I think most of

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<v Speaker 1>us would probably choose the running water if it is

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<v Speaker 1>an an option. Uh. That being said, for many of

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<v Speaker 1>these cultures, running water is not an option. You know that,

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<v Speaker 1>then that's one of the main reasons that you're seeing

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<v Speaker 1>the wiping method as the primary method in these in

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<v Speaker 1>among ancient peoples. Now, for the most part, this this worked, right,

0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:16.600
<v Speaker 1>they were able to sort of roll with very simple

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<v Speaker 1>um sewage systems. Just simply get up and move on

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<v Speaker 1>because you're nomadic, or if you're living in a small area,

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<v Speaker 1>just keep it on the outside of your your living environment.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing about humans is that we inevitably did

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<v Speaker 1>a number of things. We overcame all of our predators.

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<v Speaker 1>We we conquered the natural world and innovented to agriculture,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we started more move and then we started

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<v Speaker 1>building cities. We started building just increasingly large, cramped complex

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<v Speaker 1>um just accretions of human population, which of course is

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<v Speaker 1>one of the reasons we have have so many wonderful

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<v Speaker 1>things in our culture. But also it created a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of problems. Yeah, of course the city comes with many

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<v Speaker 1>wonders for good and ill, and it just I mean, obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>how to deal with human waste is a major one

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<v Speaker 1>of the ills, right, is one of the biggest problems

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<v Speaker 1>that you immediately face as soon as you decide to

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<v Speaker 1>create crowded, sedentary civilization. Cramming a bunch of people close

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<v Speaker 1>together and having them all live there and not leave

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<v Speaker 1>and what to do with human waste has long been

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<v Speaker 1>I think one of the single most important and consequential

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<v Speaker 1>problems in the design of human civilizations. Like think about okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if we go with those numbers earlier, like the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen ounces or whatever average a day, a household of

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<v Speaker 1>five people is producing on average like thirty pounds of

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<v Speaker 1>feces a week. An apartment building of fifty people produces

0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:45.640
<v Speaker 1>like three hundred pounds a week. Obviously, people don't want

0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:48.600
<v Speaker 1>that stuff hanging around. So where does it go and

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<v Speaker 1>how does it get there? If you okay, so if

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<v Speaker 1>you're in a city, you can't walk outside the outskirts

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<v Speaker 1>of the city every time you need to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom and go to like a midden pile outs

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<v Speaker 1>you know, where nobody is I mean will come back

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<v Speaker 1>to it. To a certain extent, you can, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>only going to scale for so long, right, Like residents

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<v Speaker 1>of New York City cannot go to New Jersey to poop.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just you can't leave. If you have to leave

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<v Speaker 1>Manhattan to poop, then I mean, why you can't really

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<v Speaker 1>live in Manhattan. And even then that's not a good idea,

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<v Speaker 1>especially when you've got lots of people crowded around open defecation,

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<v Speaker 1>even if it's in in a place separated from you,

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<v Speaker 1>if it's often a midden pile or something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>that can lead to negative health outcomes. And we'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>about that in a bit um. But so, yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want all that stuff hanging around. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>not just because we don't esthetically like the idea of

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<v Speaker 1>feces piling up in the streets and alleys around our

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<v Speaker 1>homes because it's gross. It can actually be dangerous to

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<v Speaker 1>be exposed to untreated human waste, like untreated sewage. Getting

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<v Speaker 1>into water sources is especially dangerous. This can spread water

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<v Speaker 1>borne diseases like diarrhea, which you know is one of

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest killers of children around the world. And in

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<v Speaker 1>terms of infectious disease, and then like a cholera, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>cholera has been just one of the most awful diseases

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<v Speaker 1>in human history and it's still kills tens of thousands

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<v Speaker 1>of people every single year, I mean even today. And

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<v Speaker 1>this generally is it's the fecal oral route of disease transmission.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of gross to talk about, is but it's

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<v Speaker 1>when sewage contaminates sources that end up going into people's mouths,

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<v Speaker 1>like drinking water, like soil that you know that ends

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<v Speaker 1>up in food um. And so for this reason, like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I was reading this the thing by the

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<v Speaker 1>United Nations about the sort of their toilet initiatives trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get toilets and clean sewage sewage disposal systems to

0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:39.320
<v Speaker 1>people around the world, and and they say, bluntly, toilets

0:19:39.359 --> 0:19:43.040
<v Speaker 1>save lives. We should think about that because obviously, the

0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:45.560
<v Speaker 1>toilet is a nice thing to have. It's a good

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<v Speaker 1>convenience that makes life more esthetically pleasing, but it's also

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<v Speaker 1>like a life or death question, right, And and it

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<v Speaker 1>is so easy to take it for granted just because

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<v Speaker 1>it's this it's this thing that we're we're grateful for

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<v Speaker 1>it when we have it and when we need it,

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<v Speaker 1>but we're also very well ing to forget it and

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<v Speaker 1>and and probably not plan our life around it too

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<v Speaker 1>much unless we absolutely have to. Yeah, And and one

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<v Speaker 1>way to definitely know that you shouldn't take it for

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<v Speaker 1>granted is to think about all the people who are

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<v Speaker 1>around the world who are deprived of these amenities. Like

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<v Speaker 1>according to the World Health Organization and UNI SEF, about

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<v Speaker 1>sixty percent of the global population either don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>toilet in their home or they don't have one that's

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<v Speaker 1>safely removes uh removes human ways. So they might have one,

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<v Speaker 1>but it doesn't maybe it just goes into a place

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<v Speaker 1>where it re enters drinking water areas and stuff. Among

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<v Speaker 1>the facts they said also is that like almost nine

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<v Speaker 1>hundred million people worldwide still regularly practice open defecation just

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<v Speaker 1>out you know, they have to go wherever, like in

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<v Speaker 1>a latrine field or or something like that. Yeah, it

0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:50.040
<v Speaker 1>just means somewhere that is not being captured or treated.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if you had if you had a properly dug

0:20:52.920 --> 0:20:55.520
<v Speaker 1>pit latrine, that would not count. But so you're going

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere in the open, like an open pit or something.

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<v Speaker 1>And then this was crazy. So they say globally about

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<v Speaker 1>eighty percent of wastewater generated by human civilization flows back

0:21:07.240 --> 0:21:12.960
<v Speaker 1>into the ecosystem without being treated. Without being treated. Yeah, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's just ramping around the world that this

0:21:15.880 --> 0:21:18.680
<v Speaker 1>obviously is going to have be having lots of negative

0:21:18.720 --> 0:21:22.240
<v Speaker 1>environmental consequences, but also negative health outcomes for humans. And

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<v Speaker 1>then another thing that we shouldn't take for granted is

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<v Speaker 1>like just the idea of you know, people don't like

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<v Speaker 1>the idea of fly is getting into their their stuff. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>So like if if people have an outhouse or a

0:21:32.880 --> 0:21:35.400
<v Speaker 1>pit latrine, they tend to want to keep a lid

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<v Speaker 1>on it. And one thing that does it helps keep

0:21:37.480 --> 0:21:39.919
<v Speaker 1>flies from getting down in there and buzzing around, and

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<v Speaker 1>of course that would be an annoyance when people are

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<v Speaker 1>trying to use these facilities. But that's also not just

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<v Speaker 1>an esthetic concern when when human feces are left uncovered

0:21:49.119 --> 0:21:53.240
<v Speaker 1>their breeding ground for for like the fly um Musca

0:21:53.359 --> 0:21:56.560
<v Speaker 1>sorbins known as the bizarre fly, which there's some evidence

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<v Speaker 1>or a disease vector for the bacterium Chlamydia trachomatics, which

0:22:00.800 --> 0:22:03.640
<v Speaker 1>can cause an infection in the eyes called tracoma, which

0:22:03.720 --> 0:22:06.400
<v Speaker 1>is a leading cause of blindness around the world. It's

0:22:06.480 --> 0:22:10.320
<v Speaker 1>it leads to hundreds of thousands of people being blind worldwide.

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<v Speaker 1>So again we have we have real life consequences, actual

0:22:13.440 --> 0:22:19.400
<v Speaker 1>hygiene public health consequences UH to lack of efficient UH

0:22:19.600 --> 0:22:24.040
<v Speaker 1>toiletry and sewage technology. I can't emphasize this enough. The toilet,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to be very clear about this, and

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<v Speaker 1>not just the toilet in your house, but the toilet

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<v Speaker 1>paired with a waste disposal and sewer infrastructure. That's really important. Uh.

0:22:33.680 --> 0:22:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Those things together are not just esthetically nice, they save lives.

0:22:38.280 --> 0:22:40.680
<v Speaker 1>This is a life and death issue. Yeah. And but

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<v Speaker 1>just to bring it back to a joke, uh, this

0:22:43.040 --> 0:22:45.520
<v Speaker 1>is exactly why the sign at Ikia and the model

0:22:45.600 --> 0:22:48.480
<v Speaker 1>apartment says, do not use this toilet. It's not cooked

0:22:48.560 --> 0:22:51.280
<v Speaker 1>up to anything. The toilet in and of itself will

0:22:51.280 --> 0:22:55.240
<v Speaker 1>do nothing exactly. And we'll revisit this theme throughout these episodes.

0:22:55.800 --> 0:22:57.840
<v Speaker 1>But so without a flush toy, I guess we should

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<v Speaker 1>sort of consider the history of toilet technology and in

0:23:01.480 --> 0:23:05.800
<v Speaker 1>in consider some broad categories. Right, So, without a flush

0:23:05.840 --> 0:23:08.560
<v Speaker 1>toilet connected to a safe disposal system like a sewer

0:23:08.720 --> 0:23:12.280
<v Speaker 1>or a well contained septic tank, what options do you

0:23:12.320 --> 0:23:15.120
<v Speaker 1>have for disposing of human waste? There are a few

0:23:15.200 --> 0:23:18.160
<v Speaker 1>main categories, and they pretty much all have some major disadvantages.

0:23:18.200 --> 0:23:20.800
<v Speaker 1>One of course, as we've discussed, is open defecation. That's

0:23:20.840 --> 0:23:24.480
<v Speaker 1>just anywhere in the environment. We know now that's that's dangerous,

0:23:24.520 --> 0:23:27.879
<v Speaker 1>That can lead to disease risks. Um. Another option is

0:23:27.920 --> 0:23:30.639
<v Speaker 1>pit latrines. This is like an outhouse, you go in

0:23:30.680 --> 0:23:33.720
<v Speaker 1>a hole, you know, and uh. These these are better

0:23:33.760 --> 0:23:36.320
<v Speaker 1>than open defecation because they can be covered up and

0:23:36.480 --> 0:23:40.480
<v Speaker 1>they can keep stuff separating contained. But also they're outside

0:23:40.520 --> 0:23:43.679
<v Speaker 1>your home. You lose the convenience and the privacy. If

0:23:43.720 --> 0:23:46.280
<v Speaker 1>they're inside your home, there can be problems with smells

0:23:46.320 --> 0:23:50.000
<v Speaker 1>and exposure to waste. So they might be better from

0:23:50.040 --> 0:23:53.679
<v Speaker 1>a health perspective than just open defecation or defecation and

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<v Speaker 1>to say water sources, but they're also that there are

0:23:56.600 --> 0:24:00.320
<v Speaker 1>problems with them that make people not prefer them generally. Uh.

0:24:00.359 --> 0:24:03.480
<v Speaker 1>And then you've got like chamber pots and buckets. Historically

0:24:03.520 --> 0:24:06.439
<v Speaker 1>these are very common. These were often emptied by pouring

0:24:06.480 --> 0:24:09.679
<v Speaker 1>the contents out of windows into city streets, which is

0:24:09.720 --> 0:24:13.919
<v Speaker 1>obviously unsanitary, even though it's more convenient like you do

0:24:14.000 --> 0:24:16.960
<v Speaker 1>your stuff indoors, the impact is sort of the same

0:24:17.000 --> 0:24:19.840
<v Speaker 1>as like open defecation on city streets and can lead

0:24:19.880 --> 0:24:23.199
<v Speaker 1>to unsanitary conditions and disease and all that. Ye like,

0:24:23.240 --> 0:24:26.879
<v Speaker 1>immediately right outside your your your building. So ideally what

0:24:26.960 --> 0:24:30.399
<v Speaker 1>you'd want given the limitations of all these things is

0:24:30.480 --> 0:24:33.040
<v Speaker 1>some kind of appliance that allows you to do your

0:24:33.080 --> 0:24:36.520
<v Speaker 1>thing inside the privacy and comfort of your own home,

0:24:36.920 --> 0:24:40.439
<v Speaker 1>and then removes the waste automatically to somewhere that it

0:24:40.480 --> 0:24:44.000
<v Speaker 1>can be safely stored or treated that doesn't allow unpleasant

0:24:44.040 --> 0:24:47.040
<v Speaker 1>sights and smells to bother you, and doesn't allow the

0:24:47.080 --> 0:24:50.120
<v Speaker 1>waste to pollute the surrounding environment or get into drinking

0:24:50.119 --> 0:24:53.199
<v Speaker 1>water and soil. Obviously, this is a recipe that a

0:24:53.320 --> 0:24:55.600
<v Speaker 1>that a flushed toilet could meet very nicely if it's

0:24:55.640 --> 0:24:57.960
<v Speaker 1>paired with the right kind of like sewer system. But

0:24:58.000 --> 0:25:00.040
<v Speaker 1>I think maybe we should take a quick break and

0:25:00.080 --> 0:25:03.240
<v Speaker 1>then come back and discuss some of the solutions that

0:25:03.280 --> 0:25:07.640
<v Speaker 1>ancient civilizations came up with for for toilets and seward designs.

0:25:13.400 --> 0:25:16.840
<v Speaker 1>All right, we're back. So we're talking about ancient complex

0:25:16.920 --> 0:25:19.920
<v Speaker 1>latrine systems. I was reading about this in a book

0:25:19.920 --> 0:25:22.000
<v Speaker 1>by Brian Fagan that I've mentioned on the show before,

0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:25.119
<v Speaker 1>the seventy Great Inventions of the Ancient World, and he

0:25:25.200 --> 0:25:28.600
<v Speaker 1>points to one of the earliest examples we have of

0:25:28.600 --> 0:25:32.919
<v Speaker 1>of latrine technology being that of a latrine drainage system

0:25:32.960 --> 0:25:37.920
<v Speaker 1>in the Neolithic period. Uh one example being uh Scara

0:25:38.040 --> 0:25:42.159
<v Speaker 1>bray on the Orkney Islands of Scotland from roughly thirty

0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:47.800
<v Speaker 1>one hundred to b C. And the site featured six houses,

0:25:48.320 --> 0:25:52.560
<v Speaker 1>each with a buried duct that drains from small toilet

0:25:52.640 --> 0:25:56.280
<v Speaker 1>rooms to a single duct that removed waste from the houses.

0:25:56.800 --> 0:26:00.240
<v Speaker 1>So it's it's simple, but basically in that you have

0:26:00.320 --> 0:26:05.679
<v Speaker 1>the roots of modern sewage technology. Yeah, and so we

0:26:05.840 --> 0:26:09.320
<v Speaker 1>see things kind of like this and other ancient civilizations

0:26:09.359 --> 0:26:12.760
<v Speaker 1>like for example, one of the great UH ancient civilizations

0:26:12.800 --> 0:26:16.679
<v Speaker 1>in terms of civic design and UH and technological advancement

0:26:16.760 --> 0:26:19.280
<v Speaker 1>in the way cities are put together is the Indis

0:26:19.359 --> 0:26:23.560
<v Speaker 1>River Valley civilization, like including sites like Mahinjo, Daro and

0:26:23.600 --> 0:26:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Harapa where they had buildings with these sort of toilet

0:26:27.080 --> 0:26:31.040
<v Speaker 1>holes that rested over an underground brick drainage pipe and

0:26:31.080 --> 0:26:33.760
<v Speaker 1>these sewer drains could be washed out with water to

0:26:33.840 --> 0:26:36.720
<v Speaker 1>carry the waste away to cess pits. Right, this would

0:26:36.720 --> 0:26:41.480
<v Speaker 1>have been about And another interesting bit about the Mahenjo

0:26:41.560 --> 0:26:44.760
<v Speaker 1>Darrow site is that there appeared to be channel junctions

0:26:45.200 --> 0:26:47.120
<v Speaker 1>in the sewage system so that you could it could

0:26:47.119 --> 0:26:49.280
<v Speaker 1>be easily be cleaned. You could go in there to

0:26:49.320 --> 0:26:52.879
<v Speaker 1>prevent blockage, so it would seem to be in an

0:26:52.920 --> 0:26:58.879
<v Speaker 1>advancement from from earlier designs. Yeah, and another advancement, of course,

0:26:59.240 --> 0:27:02.440
<v Speaker 1>comes if you have a good source of flowing water,

0:27:02.800 --> 0:27:05.960
<v Speaker 1>like the ancient Romans made use of their aqueduct supplied

0:27:05.960 --> 0:27:08.679
<v Speaker 1>water to power a sort of flush toilet. I think

0:27:08.720 --> 0:27:11.040
<v Speaker 1>it's not quite a flush toilet. I guess it depends

0:27:11.040 --> 0:27:14.480
<v Speaker 1>on how you define it. But it consisted of in

0:27:14.600 --> 0:27:18.400
<v Speaker 1>ancient Rome, basically a bench with multiple holes in it.

0:27:18.520 --> 0:27:20.800
<v Speaker 1>So this would have been a very communal affair. These

0:27:20.800 --> 0:27:23.119
<v Speaker 1>holes are just like right next to each other, so

0:27:23.160 --> 0:27:25.359
<v Speaker 1>you'd go and sit next to a whole bunch of

0:27:25.359 --> 0:27:27.840
<v Speaker 1>people and I guess just sit around talking while you

0:27:27.880 --> 0:27:31.600
<v Speaker 1>were pooping. And uh. These holes in the bench were

0:27:31.680 --> 0:27:35.679
<v Speaker 1>suspended over a drainage ditch with running water, and the

0:27:35.680 --> 0:27:38.639
<v Speaker 1>flowing water below the toilet bench would remove the waste

0:27:38.680 --> 0:27:41.320
<v Speaker 1>and it would also help limit smells. So this is great,

0:27:41.359 --> 0:27:43.360
<v Speaker 1>Like you don't you know, it doesn't stink in there

0:27:43.359 --> 0:27:45.320
<v Speaker 1>because stuff is getting well, it might stink a little bit,

0:27:45.320 --> 0:27:46.760
<v Speaker 1>but it's not as bad as it could be because

0:27:46.760 --> 0:27:49.920
<v Speaker 1>it's all getting washed away immediately by the running water. Yeah,

0:27:49.920 --> 0:27:54.280
<v Speaker 1>there's running water, there's there's their their their mosaics and frescoes.

0:27:54.840 --> 0:27:58.760
<v Speaker 1>There is there's probably live music at some of these. Yeah,

0:27:58.880 --> 0:28:01.679
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that. Yeah, that was a detail I

0:28:01.760 --> 0:28:05.040
<v Speaker 1>was reading, and I believe it was Smith's book, um

0:28:05.520 --> 0:28:07.719
<v Speaker 1>pointing out that, yeah, this would have been just kind

0:28:07.760 --> 0:28:12.080
<v Speaker 1>of a fun place to hang out and have a poop. Yeah,

0:28:12.119 --> 0:28:15.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it does seem like it was a thing that. Uh,

0:28:15.200 --> 0:28:18.359
<v Speaker 1>it's it's hard to like with modern Western sensibilities about

0:28:18.359 --> 0:28:21.720
<v Speaker 1>like embarrassment, you know, when you when you have to

0:28:21.760 --> 0:28:24.680
<v Speaker 1>go to the bathroom. It's just hard to imagine sitting

0:28:24.720 --> 0:28:27.199
<v Speaker 1>around talking to people while you're all pooping on the

0:28:27.240 --> 0:28:30.680
<v Speaker 1>same bench. But when in Rome, you know, poop poop

0:28:30.720 --> 0:28:33.320
<v Speaker 1>on the bench. But of course this this had some

0:28:33.400 --> 0:28:37.680
<v Speaker 1>limitations also because it relied on a certain kind of infrastructure, right,

0:28:37.680 --> 0:28:41.320
<v Speaker 1>it relied on the constant running water supplied by the

0:28:41.360 --> 0:28:44.000
<v Speaker 1>aqueduct system, and it had to be done at the

0:28:44.160 --> 0:28:46.600
<v Speaker 1>end of the water supply system or else you would

0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:49.440
<v Speaker 1>of course foul the water sources downstream of you. So

0:28:49.520 --> 0:28:51.760
<v Speaker 1>this sort of had to you know, you wouldn't want

0:28:51.760 --> 0:28:54.440
<v Speaker 1>to put this toilet side at like the first place

0:28:54.520 --> 0:28:57.680
<v Speaker 1>the aqueduct water supplied water gets too in the city

0:28:58.000 --> 0:29:00.840
<v Speaker 1>right now. Now, certainly where we talk some more about

0:29:00.920 --> 0:29:05.280
<v Speaker 1>Roman toilets here, because just the Roman plumbing situation was fabulous,

0:29:05.280 --> 0:29:09.240
<v Speaker 1>it was really it was a wonderful creation. They were

0:29:09.280 --> 0:29:11.840
<v Speaker 1>really proud of it too. Oh yeah. But at the

0:29:11.880 --> 0:29:16.040
<v Speaker 1>same time, there's a problem with thinking too much about

0:29:16.120 --> 0:29:20.040
<v Speaker 1>ancient toilets in light of our you know, our modern concepts,

0:29:20.720 --> 0:29:22.360
<v Speaker 1>because you know, we're standing at the end of a

0:29:22.440 --> 0:29:27.320
<v Speaker 1>long journey in which innate uh, you know, sensibilities about

0:29:27.320 --> 0:29:31.280
<v Speaker 1>cleanliness are confused with concepts of purity, and they're augmenting,

0:29:31.520 --> 0:29:36.920
<v Speaker 1>augmented to varying but hopefully significant degrees by public health concerns.

0:29:36.960 --> 0:29:40.040
<v Speaker 1>So like, you know, for a fact that exposure to

0:29:40.120 --> 0:29:42.960
<v Speaker 1>human feces can actually be a public health risk. But

0:29:43.000 --> 0:29:45.920
<v Speaker 1>there's also like this weird kind of primal thing where

0:29:45.960 --> 0:29:49.600
<v Speaker 1>you think of feces as morally bad or something. Yeah,

0:29:49.680 --> 0:29:52.680
<v Speaker 1>And that's one of the major trends and in a

0:29:52.760 --> 0:29:55.200
<v Speaker 1>Smith's book about hygiene is that these two things just

0:29:55.240 --> 0:29:58.960
<v Speaker 1>become interwoven and it's hard to to to to take

0:29:59.000 --> 0:30:02.280
<v Speaker 1>them apart. But the ancient understandings of public health we're

0:30:02.600 --> 0:30:06.040
<v Speaker 1>very unlike our own. We've discussed before on stuff to

0:30:06.040 --> 0:30:10.400
<v Speaker 1>able your mind. How Roman civil engineer Attruvious advised against

0:30:10.480 --> 0:30:15.160
<v Speaker 1>building towns near marshes because of the fear of the miasma, right,

0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:17.760
<v Speaker 1>which which there's some truth to that, and also just

0:30:18.880 --> 0:30:21.840
<v Speaker 1>like he's coming upon truth, but at the same time,

0:30:21.880 --> 0:30:24.920
<v Speaker 1>there's no magical fog that's going to come out and

0:30:24.960 --> 0:30:26.880
<v Speaker 1>give you an illness. Well, he was right for the

0:30:26.920 --> 0:30:29.400
<v Speaker 1>wrong reason, right, Like, so the idea that you might

0:30:29.440 --> 0:30:33.480
<v Speaker 1>get malaria because there are bad smells and vapors coming

0:30:33.520 --> 0:30:36.440
<v Speaker 1>off of the marshes is wrong, but it might actually

0:30:36.520 --> 0:30:38.360
<v Speaker 1>be correct. So that you don't want to be too

0:30:38.400 --> 0:30:42.280
<v Speaker 1>close to the marshes because the standing water produces disease vectors.

0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:45.200
<v Speaker 1>The mosquitoes, they're the vector for the malaria. Now, he

0:30:45.280 --> 0:30:48.120
<v Speaker 1>also advised that latrine should be positioned so that odor

0:30:48.200 --> 0:30:51.800
<v Speaker 1>is directed away from public spaces. Sounds reasonable, But as

0:30:51.840 --> 0:30:55.240
<v Speaker 1>Brian Fagan um at All point out in the seventy

0:30:55.280 --> 0:30:58.760
<v Speaker 1>Great Inventions of the Ancient World, quote, such purely practical

0:30:58.800 --> 0:31:01.880
<v Speaker 1>measures need not refle like they generalized concern for public

0:31:01.880 --> 0:31:05.000
<v Speaker 1>health as we understand it, uh, you know, But for all,

0:31:05.040 --> 0:31:07.320
<v Speaker 1>for all the Roman feats of plumbing, you know, it

0:31:07.360 --> 0:31:10.640
<v Speaker 1>all says little about what they necessarily thought about hygiene.

0:31:11.000 --> 0:31:14.160
<v Speaker 1>For instance, Fagan points out that many private toilets in

0:31:14.200 --> 0:31:18.840
<v Speaker 1>Pompeii were positioned right next to the kitchen, right. Yeah.

0:31:19.160 --> 0:31:21.640
<v Speaker 1>It makes me think about Simpson's episode where they building

0:31:21.640 --> 0:31:24.360
<v Speaker 1>ad Flanders a new house and the toilet is just

0:31:24.440 --> 0:31:26.480
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the kitchen because they're like, you

0:31:26.560 --> 0:31:28.840
<v Speaker 1>haven't tried lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs.

0:31:29.520 --> 0:31:33.680
<v Speaker 1>Another fact about how these Roman toilets don't necessarily like

0:31:33.800 --> 0:31:37.680
<v Speaker 1>completely interlocked with common ideas about hygiene. So you wonder,

0:31:37.720 --> 0:31:40.080
<v Speaker 1>what are the ancient Romans used for toilet paper? Right

0:31:40.280 --> 0:31:42.520
<v Speaker 1>like when when they were sitting around by the dozens

0:31:42.520 --> 0:31:45.000
<v Speaker 1>for social pooping, Yeah, where they wipers orhere they washers.

0:31:45.360 --> 0:31:47.320
<v Speaker 1>There's sort of in between. There were well, I guess

0:31:47.320 --> 0:31:49.280
<v Speaker 1>you call them washers because there was a water element,

0:31:49.360 --> 0:31:53.520
<v Speaker 1>So they apparently wiped themselves with a kind of wetted

0:31:53.720 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 1>sponge on a stick, which they So you'd be sitting

0:31:57.000 --> 0:31:58.560
<v Speaker 1>there on the toilet and then in front of you

0:31:58.600 --> 0:32:02.120
<v Speaker 1>there'd be a separate stream of fresh water washing in um,

0:32:02.200 --> 0:32:04.760
<v Speaker 1>and then everybody would sort of dip their sponges at

0:32:04.760 --> 0:32:06.920
<v Speaker 1>the end of their stick in this water to like

0:32:06.960 --> 0:32:08.920
<v Speaker 1>wet it and wash it off, and then they'd wipe

0:32:08.960 --> 0:32:11.080
<v Speaker 1>themselves with that and then dip it in there to

0:32:11.160 --> 0:32:13.440
<v Speaker 1>wash it off again, and everybody like you would, you know,

0:32:13.560 --> 0:32:17.560
<v Speaker 1>people would share these things obviously. I mean, imagine an

0:32:17.600 --> 0:32:21.120
<v Speaker 1>alternate version of our present world in which instead of

0:32:21.200 --> 0:32:24.320
<v Speaker 1>using toilet paper or any kind of sprayer or what

0:32:24.440 --> 0:32:28.760
<v Speaker 1>have you, instead it's single use disposable sponges on sticks.

0:32:29.400 --> 0:32:32.200
<v Speaker 1>You know, like we're very we're hygienic about it, but

0:32:32.280 --> 0:32:35.400
<v Speaker 1>we're just so extra wasteful about it. I came across

0:32:35.480 --> 0:32:37.800
<v Speaker 1>I think, what is a false factoid that I'm I

0:32:38.080 --> 0:32:40.000
<v Speaker 1>wonder if I should even repeat because I don't want

0:32:40.040 --> 0:32:43.280
<v Speaker 1>to spread it via the illusory truth effect, But I'll

0:32:43.280 --> 0:32:46.280
<v Speaker 1>say it anyway. Uh. There there are people out there

0:32:46.320 --> 0:32:49.040
<v Speaker 1>saying that the phrase getting the wrong end of the

0:32:49.120 --> 0:32:52.280
<v Speaker 1>stick comes from this Roman experience, but I did not

0:32:52.440 --> 0:32:54.600
<v Speaker 1>find good evidence that that is true. I do not

0:32:54.760 --> 0:32:57.200
<v Speaker 1>think that is the origin of that phrase in English. Yeah,

0:32:57.240 --> 0:32:59.920
<v Speaker 1>and really, what which at what end is the wrong end?

0:33:00.000 --> 0:33:01.920
<v Speaker 1>It kind of depends on what you're doing, right, Yeah,

0:33:01.960 --> 0:33:03.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean if they were like, if it's good enough

0:33:03.600 --> 0:33:07.960
<v Speaker 1>for your butt, why isn't it good enough for your hand? Um?

0:33:08.000 --> 0:33:10.160
<v Speaker 1>All right, we're gonna come back to the Romans. But

0:33:10.160 --> 0:33:12.720
<v Speaker 1>but real quick, I want to touch base again on

0:33:12.800 --> 0:33:17.000
<v Speaker 1>some of these these older settlements, um, because we don't

0:33:17.000 --> 0:33:19.040
<v Speaker 1>want to give the false impression that like from a

0:33:19.160 --> 0:33:25.120
<v Speaker 1>very early point, from say again onward, people were just

0:33:25.200 --> 0:33:28.200
<v Speaker 1>all on board with some sort of primitive sewage system,

0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:30.720
<v Speaker 1>because that's not the case, because there are plenty of

0:33:30.760 --> 0:33:34.160
<v Speaker 1>other advanced settlements in the ancient world. They just didn't

0:33:34.200 --> 0:33:38.520
<v Speaker 1>seem that concerned with the latrine technology. Cattle hook, I

0:33:38.520 --> 0:33:42.160
<v Speaker 1>believe I'm attempting to pronounce that correctly. Would this have

0:33:42.280 --> 0:33:46.080
<v Speaker 1>been abrout seven thousand b C in modern Turkey. So

0:33:46.160 --> 0:33:49.640
<v Speaker 1>they had mud brick houses for thousands of people. And

0:33:49.680 --> 0:33:51.840
<v Speaker 1>one of the interesting things about this settlement is that

0:33:52.600 --> 0:33:56.080
<v Speaker 1>most of these buildings were accessible by like sometimes like

0:33:56.600 --> 0:33:59.320
<v Speaker 1>apertures in the sides of the buildings, but often ceiling holes.

0:34:00.000 --> 0:34:02.720
<v Speaker 1>They had no proper streets. The rooftops were the streets.

0:34:03.520 --> 0:34:06.880
<v Speaker 1>Um so so so so that's fascinating. But but then

0:34:06.920 --> 0:34:09.120
<v Speaker 1>they also had they had cooking hearts, they had ovens,

0:34:09.120 --> 0:34:12.640
<v Speaker 1>they had storage rooms. Uh. And yet they seem to

0:34:12.680 --> 0:34:15.000
<v Speaker 1>have been just content with carrying all of their trash

0:34:15.000 --> 0:34:17.880
<v Speaker 1>and ratrine latrine waste out to dumping sites, out to

0:34:18.000 --> 0:34:22.080
<v Speaker 1>middens beyond the limits of their uh, their their town. Well,

0:34:22.080 --> 0:34:24.840
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if the fact that the streets were positioned

0:34:24.880 --> 0:34:29.319
<v Speaker 1>above the dwelling spaces actually would have discouraged them from

0:34:29.360 --> 0:34:32.040
<v Speaker 1>dumping all of their waste out on the streets as

0:34:32.080 --> 0:34:34.480
<v Speaker 1>often happened in other cities, because they would quickly and

0:34:34.480 --> 0:34:39.280
<v Speaker 1>easily run into people's homes. Yeah, it could be another

0:34:39.440 --> 0:34:45.160
<v Speaker 1>big example classical Athens may do just open sewers. Fagan

0:34:45.200 --> 0:34:48.040
<v Speaker 1>adds that although the water supply was taken care of,

0:34:48.320 --> 0:34:51.600
<v Speaker 1>the fifth century BC drainage system consisted of a single

0:34:51.719 --> 0:34:54.640
<v Speaker 1>large duct in the marketplace, and everybody else just had

0:34:54.680 --> 0:34:57.120
<v Speaker 1>to make do. But let's get back to Rome, Okay,

0:34:57.560 --> 0:35:00.520
<v Speaker 1>So obviously a lot of time, in ergy and money

0:35:00.520 --> 0:35:03.799
<v Speaker 1>went into the sewage system, into the overall plumbing infrastructure.

0:35:04.400 --> 0:35:07.880
<v Speaker 1>We've mentioned the aqueducts already, but we haven't mentioned Rome's

0:35:07.960 --> 0:35:13.360
<v Speaker 1>great central sewer, the Cloaca maxima. Cloaca maxima, that's like

0:35:13.400 --> 0:35:17.240
<v Speaker 1>a body part on a Turinosaurus reaxient, but cloaca means sewer,

0:35:17.400 --> 0:35:21.480
<v Speaker 1>so it's the So it's the maximum sewer, the great sewer.

0:35:22.000 --> 0:35:25.360
<v Speaker 1>Um I mean, and so the to clarify the cloaca

0:35:25.440 --> 0:35:28.120
<v Speaker 1>in the uh in the animal world, I think, i'm

0:35:28.360 --> 0:35:31.279
<v Speaker 1>I think it's basically like a single passage way that

0:35:31.360 --> 0:35:34.400
<v Speaker 1>serves the function of like a rectum and a urethra

0:35:34.640 --> 0:35:36.799
<v Speaker 1>and a birth canal and all that. It's all sort

0:35:36.840 --> 0:35:39.200
<v Speaker 1>of in one right and so, But but here we're

0:35:39.200 --> 0:35:43.040
<v Speaker 1>talking about a great central sewer, and accounts vary on

0:35:43.080 --> 0:35:46.239
<v Speaker 1>when this was built. There's there's a tradition that says

0:35:46.239 --> 0:35:48.799
<v Speaker 1>that it was built in the sixth century BC, but

0:35:48.880 --> 0:35:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Fagin stresses that it likely came later and may have

0:35:51.600 --> 0:35:56.520
<v Speaker 1>remained an open sewer until about second century BC. But

0:35:56.520 --> 0:35:59.600
<v Speaker 1>but it was a pretty impressive since the system, for instance,

0:35:59.680 --> 0:36:03.080
<v Speaker 1>our for in plenty the elder was absolutely bonker balls

0:36:03.239 --> 0:36:05.880
<v Speaker 1>for it. I want to read a quotation here. This

0:36:05.960 --> 0:36:09.480
<v Speaker 1>is from the Rackham translation that we've used before on

0:36:09.520 --> 0:36:11.719
<v Speaker 1>the show. You mean of the natural history. Yes, this

0:36:11.800 --> 0:36:15.040
<v Speaker 1>is from the natural history quote. But at that time

0:36:15.120 --> 0:36:19.040
<v Speaker 1>elderly men still admired the vast dimensions of the rampart,

0:36:19.560 --> 0:36:23.000
<v Speaker 1>the substructures of the capital, and furthermore, the city sewers,

0:36:23.320 --> 0:36:27.759
<v Speaker 1>the most noteworthy achievement of all. Seeing that hills were tunneled,

0:36:28.120 --> 0:36:31.400
<v Speaker 1>and Rome, as we mentioned a little earlier, became a

0:36:31.480 --> 0:36:35.200
<v Speaker 1>hanging city beneath which men traveled in boats during Marcus

0:36:35.200 --> 0:36:40.080
<v Speaker 1>Agrippa's term as Edile after his consulship. Through the city

0:36:40.160 --> 0:36:43.960
<v Speaker 1>there flows seven rivers meeting in one channel. These rushing

0:36:44.040 --> 0:36:48.319
<v Speaker 1>downwards like mountain torrents, are constrained to sweep away and

0:36:48.360 --> 0:36:51.400
<v Speaker 1>remove everything in their path, and when they are thrust

0:36:51.440 --> 0:36:54.840
<v Speaker 1>forward by an additional volume of rain water, they batter

0:36:54.920 --> 0:36:57.759
<v Speaker 1>the bottom and sides of the sewer. So yes, in

0:36:57.800 --> 0:37:00.720
<v Speaker 1>case anyone missed it, there plenty is telling that Marcus

0:37:00.760 --> 0:37:03.920
<v Speaker 1>Agrippa took a sailing vessel through the sewers. That's how

0:37:03.960 --> 0:37:08.319
<v Speaker 1>amazing they were. That there's essentially a river uh that

0:37:08.520 --> 0:37:11.400
<v Speaker 1>runs through Rome and it is the fabulous sewer. So

0:37:11.440 --> 0:37:14.160
<v Speaker 1>this sort of toilet technology. You find this throughout the

0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:17.399
<v Speaker 1>Roman Empire. Uh. And yet at the same time they

0:37:17.520 --> 0:37:23.080
<v Speaker 1>still had to post warnings against public defication. So I

0:37:23.120 --> 0:37:25.080
<v Speaker 1>want to touch on some of these, but I'm gonna

0:37:25.080 --> 0:37:30.320
<v Speaker 1>stress here that apparently in translating these, the word poop

0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:33.080
<v Speaker 1>is not always sufficient. So I am going to go ahead.

0:37:33.080 --> 0:37:35.600
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna go ahead and use the stronger S word

0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:38.560
<v Speaker 1>for excrement. But we're going to come up with the

0:37:38.719 --> 0:37:42.200
<v Speaker 1>delightful ways to bleep the profanity. This is a show

0:37:42.200 --> 0:37:44.520
<v Speaker 1>of family values, folks, right, But but it also has

0:37:44.560 --> 0:37:48.920
<v Speaker 1>a show about about history. And apparently these these bits

0:37:48.920 --> 0:37:54.279
<v Speaker 1>of often graffiti cannot be properly translated without using some

0:37:54.560 --> 0:37:58.759
<v Speaker 1>vulgar terminology. Let's vulgar, alright. So one this was a

0:37:58.760 --> 0:38:02.759
<v Speaker 1>graffiti on a wall in Pompeii that says, again translated

0:38:03.360 --> 0:38:06.400
<v Speaker 1>with comfort and good cheer, so long as you don't

0:38:06.440 --> 0:38:11.959
<v Speaker 1>do it here. So it's a warning, please please don't

0:38:11.960 --> 0:38:14.520
<v Speaker 1>poop here. Don't poop here. There are places to poop,

0:38:14.520 --> 0:38:16.800
<v Speaker 1>but not here. There's a kind of beautiful irony about

0:38:16.840 --> 0:38:18.759
<v Speaker 1>that being on a house at Pompeii. They want to

0:38:18.840 --> 0:38:22.279
<v Speaker 1>keep all nice and clean. Yeah. Uh, there's another one.

0:38:22.320 --> 0:38:25.439
<v Speaker 1>This was on a wall of a Roman amphitheater. Uh

0:38:25.560 --> 0:38:30.719
<v Speaker 1>that is what is it? Cassatur cave mallum. I think

0:38:30.719 --> 0:38:32.840
<v Speaker 1>it would be hard season in Latin. I think it

0:38:32.840 --> 0:38:38.160
<v Speaker 1>would be cocatur cockatur cave mallum, which means roughly translated

0:38:38.200 --> 0:38:43.480
<v Speaker 1>as to beware the evil eye, which is which is

0:38:43.480 --> 0:38:46.160
<v Speaker 1>a delightful thing. I actually I actually saw a website

0:38:46.160 --> 0:38:49.680
<v Speaker 1>where someone had had taken this thing in Latin and

0:38:49.719 --> 0:38:54.120
<v Speaker 1>they framed it above their modern toilet in their apartment,

0:38:54.160 --> 0:38:56.799
<v Speaker 1>which is a nice, a nice, a nice twist. So

0:38:57.440 --> 0:39:01.120
<v Speaker 1>Christina Kilgrove actually wrote a wonderful article on Forbes about

0:39:01.120 --> 0:39:05.879
<v Speaker 1>these inscriptions, titled uh, scatological graffiti was the ancient Roman

0:39:06.000 --> 0:39:09.239
<v Speaker 1>version of Yelp and Twitter, And she points out that

0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:11.520
<v Speaker 1>you know, even with with latrines, pooping was still something

0:39:11.560 --> 0:39:14.080
<v Speaker 1>you were exposed to a lot. Again, they were very communal,

0:39:14.600 --> 0:39:17.160
<v Speaker 1>these Roman toilets. Now, she points out that these bitsical

0:39:17.200 --> 0:39:21.000
<v Speaker 1>grew graffiti were generally not found in actual latrine zones.

0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:23.799
<v Speaker 1>They were found elsewhere in the city. And part of that,

0:39:23.840 --> 0:39:28.919
<v Speaker 1>of course is warning against inappropriate defecation. Please go usual train,

0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:31.120
<v Speaker 1>don't do it here. But then she said, there are

0:39:31.120 --> 0:39:35.319
<v Speaker 1>other such inscriptions that were essentially Yelp reviews, like one

0:39:35.400 --> 0:39:37.880
<v Speaker 1>that is translated as we pete in the bed, I

0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:41.439
<v Speaker 1>confess we have aired innkeeper. If you ask why there

0:39:41.480 --> 0:39:47.200
<v Speaker 1>was no chamber pot, that's a good excuse, except on

0:39:47.440 --> 0:39:50.680
<v Speaker 1>why in the bed? Why not somewhere else in the room? Well,

0:39:51.080 --> 0:39:52.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, I mean you could just use the corner.

0:39:52.800 --> 0:39:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I guess It's like it would be the most destructive

0:39:54.480 --> 0:39:58.200
<v Speaker 1>thing you could do, right, and since you can't, you can't.

0:39:58.200 --> 0:40:00.560
<v Speaker 1>Actually you leave a Yelp review. You can just say

0:40:00.600 --> 0:40:02.560
<v Speaker 1>I pet in this bed, but the reason is because

0:40:02.640 --> 0:40:07.799
<v Speaker 1>you didn't provide a latrine for me to use. So yes,

0:40:08.000 --> 0:40:12.000
<v Speaker 1>graffiti artists of Rome had some fun with with defecation

0:40:12.080 --> 0:40:16.120
<v Speaker 1>in general and with the use of latrines. Um, the

0:40:16.120 --> 0:40:18.440
<v Speaker 1>whole books have been written on Roman graffiti. It's it's

0:40:18.480 --> 0:40:21.600
<v Speaker 1>a wonderful topic. But still, at the same time, we

0:40:21.600 --> 0:40:24.960
<v Speaker 1>stressed that the latrines of ancient Rome, they do represent

0:40:25.000 --> 0:40:28.120
<v Speaker 1>a major contribution to public health. Uh, you know, even

0:40:28.160 --> 0:40:31.400
<v Speaker 1>if they didn't have the science down perfectly on everything,

0:40:31.880 --> 0:40:34.160
<v Speaker 1>and even if there were a few rogues who didn't

0:40:34.160 --> 0:40:36.480
<v Speaker 1>appreciate any of it. Okay, I think we need to

0:40:36.480 --> 0:40:38.319
<v Speaker 1>take one more break and then we will come back

0:40:38.360 --> 0:40:47.439
<v Speaker 1>to finish up our discussion about toilet history. Alright, we're back.

0:40:47.440 --> 0:40:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Are we ready to get into some medieval toilet technology here? Joe, Yeah,

0:40:51.719 --> 0:40:54.320
<v Speaker 1>we've talked about some pit latrines, We've talked about some

0:40:54.600 --> 0:40:58.280
<v Speaker 1>uh some ancient sewer systems sort of with toilets suspended

0:40:58.280 --> 0:41:01.640
<v Speaker 1>over them. I wanted to talk about guard robes. So

0:41:01.800 --> 0:41:05.680
<v Speaker 1>guard robes are a common solution later in like castle

0:41:05.760 --> 0:41:09.000
<v Speaker 1>building periods in Europe. And there's a simple principle at

0:41:09.040 --> 0:41:12.680
<v Speaker 1>work here. Why not let gravity flush for you. Uh So,

0:41:13.000 --> 0:41:16.040
<v Speaker 1>a garden robe would generally be like a small room

0:41:16.120 --> 0:41:19.720
<v Speaker 1>with holes that you could sit over, suspended up high,

0:41:19.840 --> 0:41:23.400
<v Speaker 1>over a pit, or over an exposed area outdoors, so

0:41:23.440 --> 0:41:25.279
<v Speaker 1>there could be multiple ways you would do this. But

0:41:25.600 --> 0:41:28.239
<v Speaker 1>the waste would generally fall down into a pit where

0:41:28.239 --> 0:41:30.440
<v Speaker 1>it would be stored and then could be removed by

0:41:30.440 --> 0:41:33.400
<v Speaker 1>workers at some point, or it would fall into a

0:41:33.480 --> 0:41:36.640
<v Speaker 1>moat this was pretty common for castles, or it would

0:41:36.640 --> 0:41:39.440
<v Speaker 1>just fall down to the ground along the exterior wall

0:41:39.560 --> 0:41:42.840
<v Speaker 1>of the castle or manor house. Uh And because of

0:41:42.920 --> 0:41:46.760
<v Speaker 1>exposure to like cold winter winds, a sixteenth century poet

0:41:46.840 --> 0:41:49.319
<v Speaker 1>named John Harrington, who we will revisit in the next

0:41:49.360 --> 0:41:52.680
<v Speaker 1>episode called this quote sitting on the draft, So you

0:41:52.719 --> 0:41:54.880
<v Speaker 1>can imagine it was like, you know, there's just a

0:41:54.920 --> 0:41:57.799
<v Speaker 1>hole that's exposed to outside, and I guess your your

0:41:57.840 --> 0:42:00.680
<v Speaker 1>stuff falls down along the castle wall, and and you've

0:42:00.719 --> 0:42:03.120
<v Speaker 1>got the winter winds biting at your butt. Ye, your

0:42:03.160 --> 0:42:06.600
<v Speaker 1>whole is exposed to the outside. This, yeah, exactly, So

0:42:06.640 --> 0:42:08.440
<v Speaker 1>of course, the waste would either end up in a

0:42:08.480 --> 0:42:11.360
<v Speaker 1>water source and that's not great, or it would pile

0:42:11.480 --> 0:42:14.560
<v Speaker 1>up below and have to be removed by workers. And

0:42:14.600 --> 0:42:17.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not positive, but I think a guard robe type

0:42:17.080 --> 0:42:22.280
<v Speaker 1>structure is the central uh architectural feature in a story

0:42:22.520 --> 0:42:25.080
<v Speaker 1>that I loved about a castle I've actually been to

0:42:25.320 --> 0:42:29.480
<v Speaker 1>in Slovenia. Uh. So, there's a castle called Prajamski Grod

0:42:29.600 --> 0:42:33.440
<v Speaker 1>and Slovenia also known as Prajama Castle, and I've got

0:42:33.440 --> 0:42:35.680
<v Speaker 1>a picture of it here. It's it's so it's a

0:42:35.719 --> 0:42:38.520
<v Speaker 1>castle that was built in the thirteenth century in the

0:42:38.600 --> 0:42:42.279
<v Speaker 1>mouth of a cave. Yeah, and Slovenia just generally has

0:42:42.360 --> 0:42:47.080
<v Speaker 1>awesome caves and like karst geological features. But here's somebody

0:42:47.120 --> 0:42:50.279
<v Speaker 1>decided to be super bad and build a castle right

0:42:50.360 --> 0:42:52.720
<v Speaker 1>on a cliff at the entrance of a cave system.

0:42:52.800 --> 0:42:55.480
<v Speaker 1>I like the way they think. So, You've got this

0:42:55.520 --> 0:42:59.680
<v Speaker 1>guy named erasm Luger or Erasmus of Lugue, who is

0:42:59.719 --> 0:43:02.239
<v Speaker 1>a so called robber baron. He's a bad dude who

0:43:02.239 --> 0:43:04.640
<v Speaker 1>owns a castle, though I guess most of the people

0:43:04.640 --> 0:43:07.200
<v Speaker 1>who own castles are bad. Yeah, it's kind of a

0:43:07.200 --> 0:43:10.640
<v Speaker 1>red flag. Yeah, Oh, and that's something we'll get to

0:43:10.719 --> 0:43:14.000
<v Speaker 1>again in a minute. Uh. So. Uh, he's a he's

0:43:14.040 --> 0:43:16.280
<v Speaker 1>a so called robber baron, and he and his family

0:43:16.320 --> 0:43:20.239
<v Speaker 1>Arizon Luker. Uh. They take over the Prajama Castle by

0:43:20.239 --> 0:43:22.399
<v Speaker 1>the end of the fifth fifteenth century. And at one

0:43:22.440 --> 0:43:26.520
<v Speaker 1>point Luger gets in trouble because he murders a relative

0:43:26.560 --> 0:43:29.680
<v Speaker 1>of the Holy Roman Emperor Frederick the third, and the

0:43:29.680 --> 0:43:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Holy Roman Empire comes to collect and they end up

0:43:32.520 --> 0:43:35.360
<v Speaker 1>laying siege to his castle here at the Cave Mouth.

0:43:35.880 --> 0:43:39.440
<v Speaker 1>But the siege went on and on because the castle

0:43:39.480 --> 0:43:42.480
<v Speaker 1>had a secret weapon for siege survival. It had a

0:43:42.600 --> 0:43:46.960
<v Speaker 1>tunnel leading into the cave system, which had other openings

0:43:46.960 --> 0:43:50.360
<v Speaker 1>to the countryside, so it allowed occupants occupants of the

0:43:50.360 --> 0:43:54.200
<v Speaker 1>castle to secretly sneak out and get supplies while they

0:43:54.239 --> 0:43:56.480
<v Speaker 1>were under siege. And this of course means a siege

0:43:56.480 --> 0:43:58.279
<v Speaker 1>can go on for a really long time for all

0:43:58.280 --> 0:44:00.440
<v Speaker 1>I know. You know, it could go on forever. While

0:44:00.520 --> 0:44:03.480
<v Speaker 1>the army is waiting outside to starve you out, you're

0:44:03.560 --> 0:44:07.040
<v Speaker 1>sneaking off to the snack bar. So apparently somebody within

0:44:07.120 --> 0:44:09.640
<v Speaker 1>the castle got sick of this after about a year

0:44:09.800 --> 0:44:13.480
<v Speaker 1>or so, and the insider decided to betray Luger, the

0:44:13.480 --> 0:44:15.759
<v Speaker 1>master of the castle, and I guess they must have

0:44:15.800 --> 0:44:18.920
<v Speaker 1>coordinated a plan with the army outside. But however they

0:44:19.000 --> 0:44:22.160
<v Speaker 1>arrived at this plan. What happened is they waited until

0:44:22.239 --> 0:44:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Luger himself had to go up to the guard robe.

0:44:25.560 --> 0:44:29.160
<v Speaker 1>It was this little room overhanging the outside wall of

0:44:29.200 --> 0:44:32.239
<v Speaker 1>the castle, and then they raised a red flag to

0:44:32.360 --> 0:44:35.680
<v Speaker 1>let the army outside know. And the army blasted the

0:44:35.680 --> 0:44:38.920
<v Speaker 1>garter robe with a cannon and killed Luger in one shot.

0:44:40.400 --> 0:44:42.960
<v Speaker 1>And that should have been adapted to a Game of

0:44:43.000 --> 0:44:45.759
<v Speaker 1>Throne scene. Maybe it still will be. That's right, The

0:44:45.760 --> 0:44:49.120
<v Speaker 1>Game of Thrones did have a death on the toilet scene.

0:44:49.239 --> 0:44:52.760
<v Speaker 1>They also had the moon door, which was not a toilet,

0:44:53.040 --> 0:44:55.720
<v Speaker 1>but was. It was very much like what we're describing here. Yeah,

0:44:55.880 --> 0:44:59.000
<v Speaker 1>a hole that opens up onto the the expanse below

0:44:59.040 --> 0:45:02.200
<v Speaker 1>the castle along the castle walls. Now, one more note

0:45:02.239 --> 0:45:05.440
<v Speaker 1>about medieval toilets. Generally there were two ways do you

0:45:05.680 --> 0:45:08.719
<v Speaker 1>do your business in the medieval bedroom. There was a

0:45:08.840 --> 0:45:11.880
<v Speaker 1>jerry which you simply pushed under the bad so this

0:45:11.880 --> 0:45:14.120
<v Speaker 1>would be just like a standard chamber pot. But then

0:45:14.120 --> 0:45:17.200
<v Speaker 1>there was also the closed stool, which is like a

0:45:17.239 --> 0:45:20.320
<v Speaker 1>toilet box, and you'll you'll find some examples in the

0:45:20.360 --> 0:45:23.400
<v Speaker 1>cushions where it's like satin cushion. It's this fancy little box.

0:45:23.840 --> 0:45:28.959
<v Speaker 1>It's like imagine the fanciest um, you know, enclosure for

0:45:29.000 --> 0:45:31.839
<v Speaker 1>a litter box you can purchase, and it's essentially that

0:45:31.960 --> 0:45:34.799
<v Speaker 1>for human defecation, you know. I find so you look

0:45:34.840 --> 0:45:38.640
<v Speaker 1>at a lot of this like medieval royal toilet technology,

0:45:38.760 --> 0:45:41.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, the stuff that kings and queens of Europe

0:45:41.400 --> 0:45:44.280
<v Speaker 1>would poop in, and in these times there's an awful

0:45:44.400 --> 0:45:48.520
<v Speaker 1>lot of like cloth in the elements involved. It just

0:45:48.560 --> 0:45:50.960
<v Speaker 1>seems like a bad idea, Like you don't want, you know,

0:45:51.000 --> 0:45:54.400
<v Speaker 1>when you see people who have like toilet like toilet

0:45:54.440 --> 0:45:58.200
<v Speaker 1>seat covers that are like fuzzy cloth stuff, and I'm

0:45:58.200 --> 0:46:00.840
<v Speaker 1>always just like, what are you doing? Toilet should be

0:46:00.880 --> 0:46:04.000
<v Speaker 1>all like hard surfaces that are easy to clean off,

0:46:04.200 --> 0:46:06.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, Oh my god, it just seems wrong to

0:46:07.040 --> 0:46:10.640
<v Speaker 1>like be putting cushions and fabric and all that are

0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:13.120
<v Speaker 1>all over your toilet. That just seems like a recipe

0:46:13.160 --> 0:46:17.760
<v Speaker 1>for disgustingness. Oh yeah. An example of this, my family

0:46:17.840 --> 0:46:21.680
<v Speaker 1>wants rented a home that had a white carpet in

0:46:21.719 --> 0:46:25.560
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom all the way up to the toilet is ridiculous.

0:46:26.160 --> 0:46:30.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's horrible. Like brown shag carpet. Fine,

0:46:30.680 --> 0:46:34.080
<v Speaker 1>but you don't. White carpet is just a terrible idea.

0:46:34.239 --> 0:46:36.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, why don't you If you're gonna do that,

0:46:36.120 --> 0:46:40.080
<v Speaker 1>why not just have like cloth dinner plates and stuff

0:46:41.320 --> 0:46:45.080
<v Speaker 1>hard non porous surfaces people this, Yeah, you gotta be

0:46:45.080 --> 0:46:47.319
<v Speaker 1>able to clean it all. Right, So we're gonna go

0:46:47.320 --> 0:46:50.200
<v Speaker 1>and close out this episode right here, but we will

0:46:50.239 --> 0:46:53.040
<v Speaker 1>be back because the next episode we're going to really

0:46:53.080 --> 0:46:56.360
<v Speaker 1>get into what you probably think of as the modern toilet.

0:46:56.360 --> 0:46:59.160
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna talk more about the modern flush toilet, where

0:46:59.160 --> 0:47:02.520
<v Speaker 1>it came from, uh, and what it's it's impact has been.

0:47:02.920 --> 0:47:04.520
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