WEBVTT - Ep. 3: Dez Bryant's pet monkey 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.240 Welcome back to the third episode of The Rosenthal and 0:00:03.360 --> 0:00:21.560 jessel Nick Vanity Project. Whoa chacka houga houga. That was 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:24.680 most deaf with the intro this week. Thank you to him. 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:27.920 Big fan of Anthony, big fan of this show. You're 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:31.960 you're responsive at the top. They're just getting increasingly ridiculous, Anthony. Yes, 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:33.800 it's going to be. It's gonna be a running theme 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:35.560 as the show goes on. I just think of something 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:37.360 like what would be fun for me to say in 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:40.000 that moment, and I pick up something random. My other option, 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:41.479 actually I might use it next week, so I'm not 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:43.520 gonna tell you. But I was in between two things. 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:46.440 I went with Chaca. We uh, We're back for the 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:52.080 third episode. I'm continually surprised. I was driving with my 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:54.560 wife Emmica, who listened to our first two episodes, which 0:00:54.560 --> 0:00:57.080 says a lot about you, really, Anthony, because she never 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:59.800 listens or watches or reads anything I do. I'm not 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:01.760 just saying that to me, Oh yeah, your wife is 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:03.960 so sick of you with the point, It's true, but 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:09.520 she she was saying, there's no way that higher ups 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:12.440 that your bosses are listening to this, because because it 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:15.000 would not continue if that's true. And I think she's 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:17.480 pretty much right. I think if my bosses were listening 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:19.520 to this, they would just be like, why are we 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:21.840 doing this? See I understand why she would think that, 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:24.759 but I disagree. Like this is this billboard, I mean, 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:26.920 this thing is huge. This podcast is huge, number one 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:29.720 on the billboards. Uh. And you know who's on board? 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:33.200 Who Roger Goodell. Wow, I didn't know that. I never 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:35.000 would have guessed him to be a podcast guy, but 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:37.200 he says he listens to a lot of them. I 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:39.520 wrote up in the elevator with him and he said 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:41.360 to me, he looked me and he shook my hand. 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:43.399 He said, anthem, I'm a big fan of your comedy. 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:47.480 But I listened to the podcast both episodes twice, he said. 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:49.960 He mentioned he like kind of squeezed my hand like 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.120 extra hard when he said that twice. And he was like, 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:55.320 I watched it twice. And he said, if I could 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:58.320 unzip myself and step out of my own body and 0:01:58.320 --> 0:01:59.880 become someone else, you said, I don't want to be you, 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:02.560 which is a quote from Rocky four. And I called 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:12.800 him on it. That was little Wayne. That was a 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:15.040 fun That was a fun run. Last week we played 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:16.799 the same little Waine clip over and over again. We 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:19.360 found out I did not know this, but I found 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:21.639 out that you can use any song you want for 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:25.160 five seconds as long as you say who it was afterwards. Yeah, 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:27.280 you gotta give him credit. That was of course Fireman 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:29.120 by little way that made up? Or is that a 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:32.720 real thing that you can use it at five seconds? Seconds? 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:34.720 And second? That's what I was like to believe. As 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:36.880 long as you're credited, and you're you're kind of talking 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:40.239 about pop culture, we're giving we mean, little Wayne. His 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:42.680 career is not going so well right now. I feel 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.720 like the publicity we're giving him is invaluable. And oh 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:47.919 he he was in the elevator with me and Roger 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:52.040 and uh elevator, just the three of us. It's like, 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.320 it's Brandon, our producer, by the way, is you guys 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:57.760 are wondering what the who the non famous voices? It's Brandon. 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:01.240 Actually it's more famous than you think. Weird. I think 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:03.680 it would have to be. It's where the elevator gets 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:06.280 so much use in a two two floor building here. 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:09.320 I know, I know, but only the V I P 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:12.079 s get to use it. Um, let's go through. Let's 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:14.240 go through what was cut from last week's episode. People. 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:15.920 I get some tweets, people like why are you working 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:18.200 with the NFL. The NFL works and works with me. 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:21.600 Everybody the NFL works around me, and I get to 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:23.600 say whatever I want, I do whatever I wants, here 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:25.880 coming whenever I want. And then you guys get to edit. 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:27.760 I don't listen, but then you tell me what was 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:31.560 cut out. So let's go through what was cut. Number one. 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:36.200 I have your edited because Greg's a sensitive little girl. 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:39.720 With your wife, Emmaica, we were describing you were just 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:42.520 we were talking about porn for some reason I remember exactly, 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:46.040 but that while your wife was sleeping, you would edited 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:49.480 for content. Again, Well, you say we, I did not 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:51.720 bring this up at all. Maybe I talked about the 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:55.040 topic because none of this has ever happened. You talked 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:57.920 about it. I think you even described filming it or something. 0:03:57.960 --> 0:03:59.960 But yes, and that came up. I have no idea 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:01.960 what it was. Weird. I mean, I understand why it 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:04.000 was edited, but I don't understand why we said it. 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:08.640 Um Number two was a favorite of mine. I invented 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:11.440 a product that I was trying to market, UH called 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:15.200 bed full of Guns, sponsored by Greg Hardy. Uh. So 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:17.720 I made several references to a new product called Greg 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:20.000 Hardy's Bed full of when you want you to sleep 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:23.120 but not too well. Greg Hardy's Bed fell. That was 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:25.400 edited out many many times, And I understand why I 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:27.719 couldn't really fight them on that. That is something they 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:31.960 don't really want to talk about, much less repeat repeatedly. 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:36.720 After that we had we talked about Johnny Manzel and uh, 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:38.880 the Cleveland Browns want him to break up with his girlfriend, 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:41.400 and a lot of that stayed in the show, So 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:43.080 it didn't I I didn't listen, but I know I 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:46.200 was like angry. I was like mad at at the 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:50.279 whole situation that that your your professional quarterback, you're Johnny 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:54.440 Football and your girlfriends in the way that the part 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:57.120 of your anger at Johnny was cool. I think it 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:59.920 was when you started directing it towards the girlfriend felt 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:02.920 a little unfair. Didn't make didn't make the cut. Sure 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:05.680 you don't know where like I do. Um? After that 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:09.560 we cut we cut another reference to breast cancer. Um 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:11.359 what I think? I'm sure we're talking about the pink 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:15.560 that the people players and coaches were wearing. Edited because 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:18.960 October was breast cancer Awareness month. See, if you're just 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:20.560 left it at that, it could have it could have 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:22.600 stayed in. But then when you start going on and on, 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:24.719 that's gonna be edited. Hey, I thought about going to 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:28.320 medical school. We're the worst student I've ever seen. You did. 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:31.080 You barely went to class. That was an English class. 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:34.560 That's right, and now it makes my money. It's not 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:39.840 It's not like after that, after the breast cancer thing, 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:43.360 we cut a story about Greg's truancy as a waiter. 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:44.800 It says you, I don't know, I know, I would 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:46.760 never use the word truancy. We were just talking about 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:49.360 you were a bad waiter. Um. Yeah, I think that's 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:53.520 something about our our summer together. Yeah. Yeah, you were 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:57.039 on the cold line making lobster, you know, making rules, 0:05:58.040 --> 0:05:59.520 worked at a restaurant together. I was in the I 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:02.760 was in the kitch, and Gregg was out front. Um, 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:04.680 and uh, I think it was just probably a boring story. 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:07.200 I think anytime we have a story that's more Greg centric, 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:10.480 it's gonna get cut through. No fault of the zone. 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:16.000 After that, a Hitler reference edited for jessel Nik related shenanigans. 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:19.000 So I'm just a history buff um. After that, one 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:21.200 of my favorites. One of my favorite kinds of edits, 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:23.960 the edit that makes no sense whatsoever. But you kind 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.120 of understand where we had one of the edits. I 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:29.480 think I used the word, uh, damn, and we're not 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:30.919 allowed to say that. I can say damn if I 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:32.640 want to. I can say God if I want to. 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:35.160 But you throw those two together and it's some mollet 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:37.800 of cocktail. And there are people who don't don't like 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:40.000 it because I can imagine that a lot of our listeners, 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:44.479 heavily religious, heavily all the all of the major religions 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:48.400 listen to it. The pope, the pope bring in a 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:51.839 religious crowd in general. If you are if you believe 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:54.200 in a higher power, that higher power is me. Well. 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:57.640 The best bird about this was that this was one 0:06:57.680 --> 0:07:01.840 of those drops edited for blank. It was a drop 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:05.440 in edited that got edited. Yeah, when will it end, Anthony? 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:11.800 Probably this week. There was actually one more um that 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:16.840 you forget there was that that long rant in the 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:19.920 sources section that you had one of your sources in 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:23.960 Philadelphia finally uncovered what is really going on in Chip 0:07:24.000 --> 0:07:27.840 Kelly's private life? Oh no, that was in there, fools, 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:34.040 wonder what I meant that was Black Alicious, the new 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:38.480 Black Alicious, A big fan, a big big hip hop guy. Greg. 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:42.200 Let's do some headlines. Let's do it. Let's start really 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:44.160 at the top of what I think America has been 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:49.320 talking about all week long. Des Bryant's monkey. Does Bryant 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:54.640 owns monkey? Peter not happy with it? Does Bryant released, uh, 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:59.880 you know an Instagram picture He's got his monkey, Dallas. 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:05.920 Bryant is the name. Yeah, it's pretty Uh. I wonder 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:08.400 how many names he had to think of. Foy landed 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:11.680 on Dallas. It couldn't have been a long list. He 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:15.400 you know, posted the picture Instagram. Um. Peter was not 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:17.680 happy about it. They were pointing out, you're not really 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:20.240 supposed to just have monkeys in your house. The monkeys 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:24.520 should be in a sanctuary. Uh. A lot of people 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:28.400 ended up getting asked about this. Jason Garrett was asked 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:33.199 about this. Jerry Jones was asked about this. Jerry Jones. Um, Actually, 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:35.120 let's let's hear what Jerry had to say about it. 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:42.600 I am a monkey saying so such a such a 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:44.760 great quote. Just the way he says you can tell 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:46.320 he's smiling when he said it, like he is a 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:48.240 monkey fan. He's not a lot of people would just 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:51.120 say that just to try to, you know, keep the 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:53.320 players in line. But you can believe Jerry believes it. 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:56.240 I kind of agree with Peter here. I don't think 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:59.360 I take I don't think that you should have a monkey. 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:01.319 That's why all the monkeys I have in my apartment 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:05.439 are dead. They're all dead monkeys I've got. I've got 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:09.080 thirteen to eighteen, uh dead monks. Don't know the exact number, 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:11.199 but I know it's got to be. It's got to 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:12.920 be like in Rules of Three, because what how do 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:14.880 they all get there? Well, here's what I do is 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:17.200 I'm a taxidermy guy, but I'm kind of lazy about it. 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:19.240 Where what I do is I get the monkey. I 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:21.679 get three monkeys, and I get a board. I got 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:23.880 like a little two by four. And first I start, 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:26.400 I glue the monkey's feet to the boards. All right, 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:28.160 so the monkeys are okay, I feed him. All I'm 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:29.760 doing this, the monkeys are glued to the boards. I 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:32.720 got three monkeys in a row. And then after I 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:35.280 feed them one last time, I put glue on the 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:37.400 monkey's hands and I put one I put them hands 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:39.959 over the mouth, one I put the hands over the eyes, 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:41.840 and then when I put the hands over the ears, 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:45.000 and then like a week later, depending on how much 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:46.560 they ate the first time. A week later, you've got 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:51.600 a great taxidermy. Here, no evil see, no evil, uh speak, 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:54.720 no evil thing. It's it's pretty good. It's like, it's cute. 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:57.720 It's very cute. It's sellable too. It's cute. You know. 0:09:57.760 --> 0:09:59.720 The waiting is the worst part, waiting for them to 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:03.560 find only pass away, but and after they're dead though, 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:06.520 it's a conversation starter. You know, not only why do 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:07.920 you have this, but why do you have so many 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:10.920 of them? The hardest part is you gotta fabreezer constantly. 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:13.360 It's like monkeys living in a rainforest. To some sort 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:18.520 of brain, it's just fabreeze. I don't think about it, 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:21.480 about it, thinking of my plan to put the can't depending. 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:27.679 Don't digging in my pet. That was Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick Lamar. 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:30.360 Can't just go indie with this stuff. We gotta go 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:32.240 with the big big guys. Yeah, we go with what 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:35.840 we like. We get to choose. Another story in the 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:39.240 news in the NFL out of San Diego this week, 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:42.679 Sad I'm a big Keenan Allen fan. I don't know 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:45.400 if you watch the Chargers at all out here in 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:47.000 l A. They're the closest thing we have to a 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:52.120 local team. Keenan Ivory Island keen and I he was. 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:54.959 He was on the last comic standing right, great host. 0:10:56.440 --> 0:11:00.319 He the receiver, of course, out for the Chargers, one 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.080 of the leading receivers in the league. I think he 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:06.319 has the third most catches through eight weeks in NFL history, 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:08.760 but he will not get any more catches this season 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:13.400 because he has a lacerated kidney that will knock him 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:16.480 out for the rest of the season. Last Dyney, what 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:18.440 happened to the football that I grew up with? You know, 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:21.280 remember remember back in the day when Ronnie Lott cut 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:23.000 off half his kidney so he wouldn't have to miss 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:39.240 a play in the preseason re bands both shoes. J cool, 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:43.400 I'm back in New England. That was apathy. That was 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:47.520 way too long. That was way too long. I wanted it. 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:49.920 I like the interest. You gotta pick. You gotta pick 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:52.320 the part of the song that it's gonna be texted earlier, 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:56.640 I said it starts at ten because you gotta have 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:58.960 you gotta have that. I mean, that's great. That could 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:00.360 be the start of the show right now, if we 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:02.920 can get Apathy and you were you were wrong, you 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:06.640 were wrong. I should have just completely just stopped him there. 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:08.800 You could buy pass me and go straight to Anthony 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:10.480 for all musical I thought not. I thought it was 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:13.080 funny and don't talk to me like Apathy was your choice, 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:14.600 Like I gave you that song. I was like, You've 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:17.080 got to hear this guy, Apathy. He just raps about 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:20.080 being from New England. It's hilarious and he's great. He's great. 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:23.000 What's the next I can pick whoever I want, act 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:25.160 like whoever I want. We're going to talk about Matt 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:30.199 Liner and Ken Wizz and Hunt's firing in Tennessee. Of course. 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:33.240 Uh you know Ken Well from his days with the 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:36.080 Pittsburgh Steelers. Nobody beats Wizz. We all loved, we all 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:37.600 loved was a lot of people thought that Wish should 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:40.520 get the job after Kawer left. Yeah I was. I 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:42.520 was one of those guys. But I love tom One. 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:43.959 Don't get me wrong. I'm a big Tom One fan, 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:46.679 but I like Wizz and Hunt. Um, I think the 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:48.200 story is not so much of the whizz got fired, 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.120 it's more to The more interesting part to me is 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:54.360 Matt Leiner. It's reaction to it. Yes, Matt Liner, he 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:58.679 enjoys nothing more really than the demise of Ken wizzen Hut. 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:02.640 I've never seen anyone said publicly open about, you know, 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:05.960 stomping on a guy's grave. When the minute he gets fired, 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:08.320 the second it gets fired, he puts out a tweet 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:12.160 that says karma, and then another tweet that says, well, 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:15.640 now Marcus Mody, Martin Mariotta finally has a chance. Yeah, 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:17.719 I love it. I mean the thing about me is 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:20.839 like no one can deny that Ken wizzen Hunt as 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:25.199 a coach was unbeatable. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait stop there, 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:27.760 what's up? Brendan he Uh's three and twenty was his 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:32.800 record with the Titans NI very beat nigh unbeatable. I 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:34.559 bet those I bet a lot of those were close games. 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:37.440 But I love that Matt Liner will never let it go, 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:40.240 Like he'll be at Ken wizzen Hunt's funeral talking about 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:42.840 this stuff, like he'll be at funerals for other wizzen Hunts, 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:45.559 be tweeting at his futer just in case Ken shows 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:48.480 up to pay his respects, like you know, you know, 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:51.600 Liner has got Google alerts, and I feel like this 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.480 is like Lionons only happiness. Like I can see him 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:56.920 like walking around his apartment, like carrying his Higsman in 0:13:56.920 --> 0:14:00.600 one hand and tweeting out, tweeting out karma to uh 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:08.199 to wisen it with the other one. It's a little chilly, 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:14.800 Go get me comblo. That was ghost Face Killer, one 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:17.400 of my favorite killers. I gotta bring up something not 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:23.240 in football, but it's near and dear to your heart, Anthony. 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:29.360 This week, Chippotle had the shutter forty restaurants after allegedly 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:36.960 feeding Koli two customers in their Halloween burrito or some 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:41.680 sort of spooky burrito themed. Now, listeners may not know this, 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:47.240 but you have a close relationship with Chippotle. Your highest honor, 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:50.120 I would say, in your entire career is that Chippotle 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:54.440 reached out to you and handed you something the public 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:57.680 probably wouldn't know exists, but some sort of celebrity card 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:01.000 where you can go to Chippotle lay any day of 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:03.600 the week, any day of the year, and get a 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:07.400 free burrito. Yes, this is kind of sad for me, Like, 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:08.760 I don't know if you know, I lost my wallet 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:10.880 last week. I hadn't lost my wallet in years, but 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:14.160 I lost my wallet and credit cards, replaceable driver's license 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:17.560 like a new one, but my celebrity card from Chipotle, 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:21.080 which i've I loved, I loved, and I honestly haven't 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:22.800 been there in a while. Like I kind of embarrassed. 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:24.560 The employees kind of embarrassed me when I went in. Well, 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:26.520 for a while, you were, you were going every day. 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:27.920 I went every day. There's one around the corner from 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:30.120 my house, and I went like every day, and it's 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:32.000 only like seven dollar. It's not like I need the 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:34.200 free burrito. But I thought I thought it was like 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:36.360 so cool that I could that I could go do it. 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:40.120 But then eventually the employees were like, hey, man, you 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:42.080 come in here every day, had like a new burrito, 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:44.440 Like what's up? Like like what's going on? And then 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:47.600 I had to stop. Do you think that any celebrity 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:51.480 has ever used that card more than you? Here's like 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:52.960 I can't imagine that. You know they give it to 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:55.400 Jessica Alba and that she's stopping by every day. Here's 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:57.000 what I'll say. I know a couple of other celebrities 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:58.640 who have them, and like never used, and there's like, yeah, 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:00.760 I got one too. I know a lot athletes have them. 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:02.520 A lot of athletes use them, so I bet I guarantee. 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:04.800 I bet like half the NFL has them. Um, which 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:06.240 would be fun thing to ask players if they have 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:09.280 a free Chipportle card when they When I got embarrassed 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:10.880 when the when the one kid was like like, why 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:12.400 do you come in here every day? He's like he's like, 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:14.680 only get two of these celebrity cards here at this location. 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:18.160 And he said, but you and Elizabeth Berkeley coming every day. 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:20.280 I thought that was so funny that like me and 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:23.400 Elizabeth Berkeley from show Girls are coming every day to 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:26.680 uh to UH to get our free BREEDOU. It's amazing you. 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:31.320 I've rarely seen you so giddy with excitement as you 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:33.240 were the day first of all that you found out 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:35.320 it existed and they told you about it. And then 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:38.720 I I saw you like eight months later, and you're like, correct, 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:40.440 you know, you know what happened this week? And your 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:42.440 eyes just like lit up like a little kid and 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:46.040 said like, look what came in the mail. It's very little. Uh. 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:48.040 There's very few things that bring you joy in life, 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:49.400 and yet that was one of them. Remember that was 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:50.880 the day you told me that your son was born 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:52.520 and I just didn't care, like I was like, but 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:55.280 I got this sport hard and uh and you were. 0:16:55.360 --> 0:17:02.120 You were actually more excited to tackle at the combination 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:07.480 Pizza Bell that was Das Racist. Das Racist. Let people 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:10.239 think it's doss. I did for many years, and then 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:13.040 I met them and they were like, really, yeah, you 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:15.280 met them. I met them at a I met him 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:18.399 a bumber shoot, a music festival in Seattle. One of 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:20.840 the guys from Das Racist. His brother is a comedian, 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:24.359 Harry Knabalu, and so we were hanging out and they 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:26.840 were like, nope, it's it's it's DAS And I felt 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:30.680 pretty dumb. I taught Ellis when she was She still 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:33.000 sings it often, but when she was like one and 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:35.159 a half and was just getting going in terms of 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:37.720 her talking, that was one of the first things I 0:17:37.840 --> 0:17:40.200 taught her was that song. It was interesting I remember 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:42.000 that because you wouldn't a lot of parents want their 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:43.480 kids to talk as soon as possible. You made her 0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:45.360 wait a year and a half. You made her way 0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:47.480 to the full eighteen months before she could open her mouth. 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:49.840 Do you think did you ever feel like that was cruel? 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:54.040 She she's the head of pace Walker really is the one. Yeah, 0:17:54.080 --> 0:17:56.200 it's struggling right now. She doesn't like to talk to 0:17:56.280 --> 0:18:00.399 you in particular. That's that's part of your your wold dynamic. 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:03.359 I still have the rocks she gave me. She's really 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:05.000 do you. Yeah. I keep it on a shelf and 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:08.320 just in case she asked about it again. Us. Uh, 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:11.840 Gregg's daughter gave me a rock and twenty minutes later like, 0:18:11.880 --> 0:18:13.399 where's that rock? And I pulled it in my pocket 0:18:13.480 --> 0:18:15.560 and everyone was blown away. But I hadn't just thrown 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:17.920 the rock away immediately. But I'll save it. That's what 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:20.520 we did with him. I believe it. I believe it. 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:22.680 It's got a lot of rocks, all right, Anthony. You 0:18:22.680 --> 0:18:24.960 went to Catholic school growing up. This is our final 0:18:25.119 --> 0:18:28.359 headline of the week. Right, you went to Catholic? I was. 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:30.879 I was. My dad tried his best to raise me Catholic, 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:33.280 even though I've rejected it. Uh, because it was all 0:18:33.320 --> 0:18:36.040 public schools as hard as you possibly can, Yeah, I 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:37.320 went to public school. I did not have to go 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:40.200 to Catholic school. You did some C C D stuff. 0:18:40.200 --> 0:18:42.080 I guess. Oh yeah, I was talking about even if 0:18:42.080 --> 0:18:43.960 he went to Catholic school, probably would have lasted what 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:47.080 a day? If that, if that, if that, I was 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:49.639 not a good I was not a good Catholic. Catholic 0:18:49.680 --> 0:18:54.600 school in Cincinnati, Hamilton's County suspended a six year old 0:18:55.200 --> 0:19:01.280 this week for pretending to shoot imaginary bow and arrows 0:19:01.960 --> 0:19:06.880 at classmates at recess. Was upsetting them, upsetting the other students. 0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:09.200 They got the six year old out of there. You 0:19:09.240 --> 0:19:11.440 would think that if anyone could appreciate the power of 0:19:11.480 --> 0:19:15.320 imagination would be the Catholic Church. Uh. First of all. Secondly, 0:19:15.440 --> 0:19:17.159 I don't think this is wrong at all. People think like, oh, 0:19:17.200 --> 0:19:19.080 people are being too hard on this kid. I think 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:21.959 it's I don't think it's wrong. He's suspended, but he's 0:19:22.000 --> 0:19:24.159 not missing any games, you know. I mean it's not 0:19:24.240 --> 0:19:26.640 that it's not that long game checks. But when you're 0:19:26.680 --> 0:19:28.439 dealing with children, I don't think you're going far enough. 0:19:28.480 --> 0:19:33.000 You're this kid, I think you should be executed. What 0:19:33.520 --> 0:19:36.720 who is that? As an example to others, just to 0:19:37.359 --> 0:19:41.200 stop the plague of imaginary weapons everywhere? When not when 0:19:41.240 --> 0:19:42.639 I'm not in school. You know, if you want to 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:44.440 go home and Hunger Games it up. You know you're 0:19:44.440 --> 0:19:47.080 in a robin hood all around your your bedroom, you 0:19:47.119 --> 0:19:48.440 know your wrong room. You can go ahead and do that, 0:19:48.440 --> 0:19:50.320 but once you get to school, I think you should 0:19:50.359 --> 0:19:56.440 be executed. Like the Room and the pot to the 0:19:56.560 --> 0:19:59.840 fifth Dade split on him. Run the Jewels, That's what 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:04.760 that was My favorites. Run the Jewels. I love are 0:20:04.800 --> 0:20:06.840 You're really just living out your dream to be like 0:20:06.960 --> 0:20:09.440 a vj oh I love it. I just like that. 0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:12.520 That was That was Round the Jewels. It's fun. Let's 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:15.840