Speaker 1: Welcome back to the third episode of The Rosenthal and
Speaker 1: jessel Nick Vanity Project. Whoa chacka houga houga. That was
Speaker 1: most deaf with the intro this week. Thank you to him.
Speaker 1: Big fan of Anthony, big fan of this show. You're
Speaker 1: you're responsive at the top. They're just getting increasingly ridiculous, Anthony. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's going to be. It's gonna be a running theme
Speaker 1: as the show goes on. I just think of something
Speaker 1: like what would be fun for me to say in
Speaker 1: that moment, and I pick up something random. My other option,
Speaker 1: actually I might use it next week, so I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna tell you. But I was in between two things.
Speaker 1: I went with Chaca. We uh, We're back for the
Speaker 1: third episode. I'm continually surprised. I was driving with my
Speaker 1: wife Emmica, who listened to our first two episodes, which
Speaker 1: says a lot about you, really, Anthony, because she never
Speaker 1: listens or watches or reads anything I do. I'm not
Speaker 1: just saying that to me, Oh yeah, your wife is
Speaker 1: so sick of you with the point, It's true, but
Speaker 1: she she was saying, there's no way that higher ups
Speaker 1: that your bosses are listening to this, because because it
Speaker 1: would not continue if that's true. And I think she's
Speaker 1: pretty much right. I think if my bosses were listening
Speaker 1: to this, they would just be like, why are we
Speaker 1: doing this? See I understand why she would think that,
Speaker 1: but I disagree. Like this is this billboard, I mean,
Speaker 1: this thing is huge. This podcast is huge, number one
Speaker 1: on the billboards. Uh. And you know who's on board?
Speaker 1: Who Roger Goodell. Wow, I didn't know that. I never
Speaker 1: would have guessed him to be a podcast guy, but
Speaker 1: he says he listens to a lot of them. I
Speaker 1: wrote up in the elevator with him and he said
Speaker 1: to me, he looked me and he shook my hand.
Speaker 1: He said, anthem, I'm a big fan of your comedy.
Speaker 1: But I listened to the podcast both episodes twice, he said.
Speaker 1: He mentioned he like kind of squeezed my hand like
Speaker 1: extra hard when he said that twice. And he was like,
Speaker 1: I watched it twice. And he said, if I could
Speaker 1: unzip myself and step out of my own body and
Speaker 1: become someone else, you said, I don't want to be you,
Speaker 1: which is a quote from Rocky four. And I called
Speaker 1: him on it. That was little Wayne. That was a
Speaker 1: fun That was a fun run. Last week we played
Speaker 1: the same little Waine clip over and over again. We
Speaker 1: found out I did not know this, but I found
Speaker 1: out that you can use any song you want for
Speaker 1: five seconds as long as you say who it was afterwards. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta give him credit. That was of course Fireman
Speaker 1: by little way that made up? Or is that a
Speaker 1: real thing that you can use it at five seconds? Seconds?
Speaker 1: And second? That's what I was like to believe. As
Speaker 1: long as you're credited, and you're you're kind of talking
Speaker 1: about pop culture, we're giving we mean, little Wayne. His
Speaker 1: career is not going so well right now. I feel
Speaker 1: like the publicity we're giving him is invaluable. And oh
Speaker 1: he he was in the elevator with me and Roger
Speaker 1: and uh elevator, just the three of us. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's Brandon, our producer, by the way, is you guys
Speaker 1: are wondering what the who the non famous voices? It's Brandon.
Speaker 1: Actually it's more famous than you think. Weird. I think
Speaker 1: it would have to be. It's where the elevator gets
Speaker 1: so much use in a two two floor building here.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but only the V I P
Speaker 1: s get to use it. Um, let's go through. Let's
Speaker 1: go through what was cut from last week's episode. People.
Speaker 1: I get some tweets, people like why are you working
Speaker 1: with the NFL. The NFL works and works with me.
Speaker 1: Everybody the NFL works around me, and I get to
Speaker 1: say whatever I want, I do whatever I wants, here
Speaker 1: coming whenever I want. And then you guys get to edit.
Speaker 1: I don't listen, but then you tell me what was
Speaker 1: cut out. So let's go through what was cut. Number one.
Speaker 1: I have your edited because Greg's a sensitive little girl.
Speaker 1: With your wife, Emmaica, we were describing you were just
Speaker 1: we were talking about porn for some reason I remember exactly,
Speaker 1: but that while your wife was sleeping, you would edited
Speaker 1: for content. Again, Well, you say we, I did not
Speaker 1: bring this up at all. Maybe I talked about the
Speaker 1: topic because none of this has ever happened. You talked
Speaker 1: about it. I think you even described filming it or something.
Speaker 1: But yes, and that came up. I have no idea
Speaker 1: what it was. Weird. I mean, I understand why it
Speaker 1: was edited, but I don't understand why we said it.
Speaker 1: Um Number two was a favorite of mine. I invented
Speaker 1: a product that I was trying to market, UH called
Speaker 1: bed full of Guns, sponsored by Greg Hardy. Uh. So
Speaker 1: I made several references to a new product called Greg
Speaker 1: Hardy's Bed full of when you want you to sleep
Speaker 1: but not too well. Greg Hardy's Bed fell. That was
Speaker 1: edited out many many times, And I understand why I
Speaker 1: couldn't really fight them on that. That is something they
Speaker 1: don't really want to talk about, much less repeat repeatedly.
Speaker 1: After that we had we talked about Johnny Manzel and uh,
Speaker 1: the Cleveland Browns want him to break up with his girlfriend,
Speaker 1: and a lot of that stayed in the show, So
Speaker 1: it didn't I I didn't listen, but I know I
Speaker 1: was like angry. I was like mad at at the
Speaker 1: whole situation that that your your professional quarterback, you're Johnny
Speaker 1: Football and your girlfriends in the way that the part
Speaker 1: of your anger at Johnny was cool. I think it
Speaker 1: was when you started directing it towards the girlfriend felt
Speaker 1: a little unfair. Didn't make didn't make the cut. Sure
Speaker 1: you don't know where like I do. Um? After that
Speaker 1: we cut we cut another reference to breast cancer. Um
Speaker 1: what I think? I'm sure we're talking about the pink
Speaker 1: that the people players and coaches were wearing. Edited because
Speaker 1: October was breast cancer Awareness month. See, if you're just
Speaker 1: left it at that, it could have it could have
Speaker 1: stayed in. But then when you start going on and on,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be edited. Hey, I thought about going to
Speaker 1: medical school. We're the worst student I've ever seen. You did.
Speaker 1: You barely went to class. That was an English class.
Speaker 1: That's right, and now it makes my money. It's not
Speaker 1: It's not like after that, after the breast cancer thing,
Speaker 1: we cut a story about Greg's truancy as a waiter.
Speaker 1: It says you, I don't know, I know, I would
Speaker 1: never use the word truancy. We were just talking about
Speaker 1: you were a bad waiter. Um. Yeah, I think that's
Speaker 1: something about our our summer together. Yeah. Yeah, you were
Speaker 1: on the cold line making lobster, you know, making rules,
Speaker 1: worked at a restaurant together. I was in the I
Speaker 1: was in the kitch, and Gregg was out front. Um,
Speaker 1: and uh, I think it was just probably a boring story.
Speaker 1: I think anytime we have a story that's more Greg centric,
Speaker 1: it's gonna get cut through. No fault of the zone.
Speaker 1: After that, a Hitler reference edited for jessel Nik related shenanigans.
Speaker 1: So I'm just a history buff um. After that, one
Speaker 1: of my favorites. One of my favorite kinds of edits,
Speaker 1: the edit that makes no sense whatsoever. But you kind
Speaker 1: of understand where we had one of the edits. I
Speaker 1: think I used the word, uh, damn, and we're not
Speaker 1: allowed to say that. I can say damn if I
Speaker 1: want to. I can say God if I want to.
Speaker 1: But you throw those two together and it's some mollet
Speaker 1: of cocktail. And there are people who don't don't like
Speaker 1: it because I can imagine that a lot of our listeners,
Speaker 1: heavily religious, heavily all the all of the major religions
Speaker 1: listen to it. The pope, the pope bring in a
Speaker 1: religious crowd in general. If you are if you believe
Speaker 1: in a higher power, that higher power is me. Well.
Speaker 1: The best bird about this was that this was one
Speaker 1: of those drops edited for blank. It was a drop
Speaker 1: in edited that got edited. Yeah, when will it end, Anthony?
Speaker 1: Probably this week. There was actually one more um that
Speaker 1: you forget there was that that long rant in the
Speaker 1: sources section that you had one of your sources in
Speaker 1: Philadelphia finally uncovered what is really going on in Chip
Speaker 1: Kelly's private life? Oh no, that was in there, fools,
Speaker 1: wonder what I meant that was Black Alicious, the new
Speaker 1: Black Alicious, A big fan, a big big hip hop guy. Greg.
Speaker 1: Let's do some headlines. Let's do it. Let's start really
Speaker 1: at the top of what I think America has been
Speaker 1: talking about all week long. Des Bryant's monkey. Does Bryant
Speaker 1: owns monkey? Peter not happy with it? Does Bryant released, uh,
Speaker 1: you know an Instagram picture He's got his monkey, Dallas.
Speaker 1: Bryant is the name. Yeah, it's pretty Uh. I wonder
Speaker 1: how many names he had to think of. Foy landed
Speaker 1: on Dallas. It couldn't have been a long list. He
Speaker 1: you know, posted the picture Instagram. Um. Peter was not
Speaker 1: happy about it. They were pointing out, you're not really
Speaker 1: supposed to just have monkeys in your house. The monkeys
Speaker 1: should be in a sanctuary. Uh. A lot of people
Speaker 1: ended up getting asked about this. Jason Garrett was asked
Speaker 1: about this. Jerry Jones was asked about this. Jerry Jones. Um, Actually,
Speaker 1: let's let's hear what Jerry had to say about it.
Speaker 1: I am a monkey saying so such a such a
Speaker 1: great quote. Just the way he says you can tell
Speaker 1: he's smiling when he said it, like he is a
Speaker 1: monkey fan. He's not a lot of people would just
Speaker 1: say that just to try to, you know, keep the
Speaker 1: players in line. But you can believe Jerry believes it.
Speaker 1: I kind of agree with Peter here. I don't think
Speaker 1: I take I don't think that you should have a monkey.
Speaker 1: That's why all the monkeys I have in my apartment
Speaker 1: are dead. They're all dead monkeys I've got. I've got
Speaker 1: thirteen to eighteen, uh dead monks. Don't know the exact number,
Speaker 1: but I know it's got to be. It's got to
Speaker 1: be like in Rules of Three, because what how do
Speaker 1: they all get there? Well, here's what I do is
Speaker 1: I'm a taxidermy guy, but I'm kind of lazy about it.
Speaker 1: Where what I do is I get the monkey. I
Speaker 1: get three monkeys, and I get a board. I got
Speaker 1: like a little two by four. And first I start,
Speaker 1: I glue the monkey's feet to the boards. All right,
Speaker 1: so the monkeys are okay, I feed him. All I'm
Speaker 1: doing this, the monkeys are glued to the boards. I
Speaker 1: got three monkeys in a row. And then after I
Speaker 1: feed them one last time, I put glue on the
Speaker 1: monkey's hands and I put one I put them hands
Speaker 1: over the mouth, one I put the hands over the eyes,
Speaker 1: and then when I put the hands over the ears,
Speaker 1: and then like a week later, depending on how much
Speaker 1: they ate the first time. A week later, you've got
Speaker 1: a great taxidermy. Here, no evil see, no evil, uh speak,
Speaker 1: no evil thing. It's it's pretty good. It's like, it's cute.
Speaker 1: It's very cute. It's sellable too. It's cute. You know.
Speaker 1: The waiting is the worst part, waiting for them to
Speaker 1: find only pass away, but and after they're dead though,
Speaker 1: it's a conversation starter. You know, not only why do
Speaker 1: you have this, but why do you have so many
Speaker 1: of them? The hardest part is you gotta fabreezer constantly.
Speaker 1: It's like monkeys living in a rainforest. To some sort
Speaker 1: of brain, it's just fabreeze. I don't think about it,
Speaker 1: about it, thinking of my plan to put the can't depending.
Speaker 1: Don't digging in my pet. That was Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 1: Can't just go indie with this stuff. We gotta go
Speaker 1: with the big big guys. Yeah, we go with what
Speaker 1: we like. We get to choose. Another story in the
Speaker 1: news in the NFL out of San Diego this week,
Speaker 1: Sad I'm a big Keenan Allen fan. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you watch the Chargers at all out here in
Speaker 1: l A. They're the closest thing we have to a
Speaker 1: local team. Keenan Ivory Island keen and I he was.
Speaker 1: He was on the last comic standing right, great host.
Speaker 1: He the receiver, of course, out for the Chargers, one
Speaker 1: of the leading receivers in the league. I think he
Speaker 1: has the third most catches through eight weeks in NFL history,
Speaker 1: but he will not get any more catches this season
Speaker 1: because he has a lacerated kidney that will knock him
Speaker 1: out for the rest of the season. Last Dyney, what
Speaker 1: happened to the football that I grew up with? You know,
Speaker 1: remember remember back in the day when Ronnie Lott cut
Speaker 1: off half his kidney so he wouldn't have to miss
Speaker 1: a play in the preseason re bands both shoes. J cool,
Speaker 1: I'm back in New England. That was apathy. That was
Speaker 1: way too long. That was way too long. I wanted it.
Speaker 1: I like the interest. You gotta pick. You gotta pick
Speaker 1: the part of the song that it's gonna be texted earlier,
Speaker 1: I said it starts at ten because you gotta have
Speaker 1: you gotta have that. I mean, that's great. That could
Speaker 1: be the start of the show right now, if we
Speaker 1: can get Apathy and you were you were wrong, you
Speaker 1: were wrong. I should have just completely just stopped him there.
Speaker 1: You could buy pass me and go straight to Anthony
Speaker 1: for all musical I thought not. I thought it was
Speaker 1: funny and don't talk to me like Apathy was your choice,
Speaker 1: Like I gave you that song. I was like, You've
Speaker 1: got to hear this guy, Apathy. He just raps about
Speaker 1: being from New England. It's hilarious and he's great. He's great.
Speaker 1: What's the next I can pick whoever I want, act
Speaker 1: like whoever I want. We're going to talk about Matt
Speaker 1: Liner and Ken Wizz and Hunt's firing in Tennessee. Of course.
Speaker 1: Uh you know Ken Well from his days with the
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Steelers. Nobody beats Wizz. We all loved, we all
Speaker 1: loved was a lot of people thought that Wish should
Speaker 1: get the job after Kawer left. Yeah I was. I
Speaker 1: was one of those guys. But I love tom One.
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. I'm a big Tom One fan,
Speaker 1: but I like Wizz and Hunt. Um, I think the
Speaker 1: story is not so much of the whizz got fired,
Speaker 1: it's more to The more interesting part to me is
Speaker 1: Matt Leiner. It's reaction to it. Yes, Matt Liner, he
Speaker 1: enjoys nothing more really than the demise of Ken wizzen Hut.
Speaker 1: I've never seen anyone said publicly open about, you know,
Speaker 1: stomping on a guy's grave. When the minute he gets fired,
Speaker 1: the second it gets fired, he puts out a tweet
Speaker 1: that says karma, and then another tweet that says, well,
Speaker 1: now Marcus Mody, Martin Mariotta finally has a chance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love it. I mean the thing about me is
Speaker 1: like no one can deny that Ken wizzen Hunt as
Speaker 1: a coach was unbeatable. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait stop there,
Speaker 1: what's up? Brendan he Uh's three and twenty was his
Speaker 1: record with the Titans NI very beat nigh unbeatable. I
Speaker 1: bet those I bet a lot of those were close games.
Speaker 1: But I love that Matt Liner will never let it go,
Speaker 1: Like he'll be at Ken wizzen Hunt's funeral talking about
Speaker 1: this stuff, like he'll be at funerals for other wizzen Hunts,
Speaker 1: be tweeting at his futer just in case Ken shows
Speaker 1: up to pay his respects, like you know, you know,
Speaker 1: Liner has got Google alerts, and I feel like this
Speaker 1: is like Lionons only happiness. Like I can see him
Speaker 1: like walking around his apartment, like carrying his Higsman in
Speaker 1: one hand and tweeting out, tweeting out karma to uh
Speaker 1: to wisen it with the other one. It's a little chilly,
Speaker 1: Go get me comblo. That was ghost Face Killer, one
Speaker 1: of my favorite killers. I gotta bring up something not
Speaker 1: in football, but it's near and dear to your heart, Anthony.
Speaker 1: This week, Chippotle had the shutter forty restaurants after allegedly
Speaker 1: feeding Koli two customers in their Halloween burrito or some
Speaker 1: sort of spooky burrito themed. Now, listeners may not know this,
Speaker 1: but you have a close relationship with Chippotle. Your highest honor,
Speaker 1: I would say, in your entire career is that Chippotle
Speaker 1: reached out to you and handed you something the public
Speaker 1: probably wouldn't know exists, but some sort of celebrity card
Speaker 1: where you can go to Chippotle lay any day of
Speaker 1: the week, any day of the year, and get a
Speaker 1: free burrito. Yes, this is kind of sad for me, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know, I lost my wallet
Speaker 1: last week. I hadn't lost my wallet in years, but
Speaker 1: I lost my wallet and credit cards, replaceable driver's license
Speaker 1: like a new one, but my celebrity card from Chipotle,
Speaker 1: which i've I loved, I loved, and I honestly haven't
Speaker 1: been there in a while. Like I kind of embarrassed.
Speaker 1: The employees kind of embarrassed me when I went in. Well,
Speaker 1: for a while, you were, you were going every day.
Speaker 1: I went every day. There's one around the corner from
Speaker 1: my house, and I went like every day, and it's
Speaker 1: only like seven dollar. It's not like I need the
Speaker 1: free burrito. But I thought I thought it was like
Speaker 1: so cool that I could that I could go do it.
Speaker 1: But then eventually the employees were like, hey, man, you
Speaker 1: come in here every day, had like a new burrito,
Speaker 1: Like what's up? Like like what's going on? And then
Speaker 1: I had to stop. Do you think that any celebrity
Speaker 1: has ever used that card more than you? Here's like
Speaker 1: I can't imagine that. You know they give it to
Speaker 1: Jessica Alba and that she's stopping by every day. Here's
Speaker 1: what I'll say. I know a couple of other celebrities
Speaker 1: who have them, and like never used, and there's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got one too. I know a lot athletes have them.
Speaker 1: A lot of athletes use them, so I bet I guarantee.
Speaker 1: I bet like half the NFL has them. Um, which
Speaker 1: would be fun thing to ask players if they have
Speaker 1: a free Chipportle card when they When I got embarrassed
Speaker 1: when the when the one kid was like like, why
Speaker 1: do you come in here every day? He's like he's like,
Speaker 1: only get two of these celebrity cards here at this location.
Speaker 1: And he said, but you and Elizabeth Berkeley coming every day.
Speaker 1: I thought that was so funny that like me and
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Berkeley from show Girls are coming every day to
Speaker 1: uh to UH to get our free BREEDOU. It's amazing you.
Speaker 1: I've rarely seen you so giddy with excitement as you
Speaker 1: were the day first of all that you found out
Speaker 1: it existed and they told you about it. And then
Speaker 1: I I saw you like eight months later, and you're like, correct,
Speaker 1: you know, you know what happened this week? And your
Speaker 1: eyes just like lit up like a little kid and
Speaker 1: said like, look what came in the mail. It's very little. Uh.
Speaker 1: There's very few things that bring you joy in life,
Speaker 1: and yet that was one of them. Remember that was
Speaker 1: the day you told me that your son was born
Speaker 1: and I just didn't care, like I was like, but
Speaker 1: I got this sport hard and uh and you were.
Speaker 1: You were actually more excited to tackle at the combination
Speaker 1: Pizza Bell that was Das Racist. Das Racist. Let people
Speaker 1: think it's doss. I did for many years, and then
Speaker 1: I met them and they were like, really, yeah, you
Speaker 1: met them. I met them at a I met him
Speaker 1: a bumber shoot, a music festival in Seattle. One of
Speaker 1: the guys from Das Racist. His brother is a comedian,
Speaker 1: Harry Knabalu, and so we were hanging out and they
Speaker 1: were like, nope, it's it's it's DAS And I felt
Speaker 1: pretty dumb. I taught Ellis when she was She still
Speaker 1: sings it often, but when she was like one and
Speaker 1: a half and was just getting going in terms of
Speaker 1: her talking, that was one of the first things I
Speaker 1: taught her was that song. It was interesting I remember
Speaker 1: that because you wouldn't a lot of parents want their
Speaker 1: kids to talk as soon as possible. You made her
Speaker 1: wait a year and a half. You made her way
Speaker 1: to the full eighteen months before she could open her mouth.
Speaker 1: Do you think did you ever feel like that was cruel?
Speaker 1: She she's the head of pace Walker really is the one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's struggling right now. She doesn't like to talk to
Speaker 1: you in particular. That's that's part of your your wold dynamic.
Speaker 1: I still have the rocks she gave me. She's really
Speaker 1: do you. Yeah. I keep it on a shelf and
Speaker 1: just in case she asked about it again. Us. Uh,
Speaker 1: Gregg's daughter gave me a rock and twenty minutes later like,
Speaker 1: where's that rock? And I pulled it in my pocket
Speaker 1: and everyone was blown away. But I hadn't just thrown
Speaker 1: the rock away immediately. But I'll save it. That's what
Speaker 1: we did with him. I believe it. I believe it.
Speaker 1: It's got a lot of rocks, all right, Anthony. You
Speaker 1: went to Catholic school growing up. This is our final
Speaker 1: headline of the week. Right, you went to Catholic? I was.
Speaker 1: I was. My dad tried his best to raise me Catholic,
Speaker 1: even though I've rejected it. Uh, because it was all
Speaker 1: public schools as hard as you possibly can, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: went to public school. I did not have to go
Speaker 1: to Catholic school. You did some C C D stuff.
Speaker 1: I guess. Oh yeah, I was talking about even if
Speaker 1: he went to Catholic school, probably would have lasted what
Speaker 1: a day? If that, if that, if that, I was
Speaker 1: not a good I was not a good Catholic. Catholic
Speaker 1: school in Cincinnati, Hamilton's County suspended a six year old
Speaker 1: this week for pretending to shoot imaginary bow and arrows
Speaker 1: at classmates at recess. Was upsetting them, upsetting the other students.
Speaker 1: They got the six year old out of there. You
Speaker 1: would think that if anyone could appreciate the power of
Speaker 1: imagination would be the Catholic Church. Uh. First of all. Secondly,
Speaker 1: I don't think this is wrong at all. People think like, oh,
Speaker 1: people are being too hard on this kid. I think
Speaker 1: it's I don't think it's wrong. He's suspended, but he's
Speaker 1: not missing any games, you know. I mean it's not
Speaker 1: that it's not that long game checks. But when you're
Speaker 1: dealing with children, I don't think you're going far enough.
Speaker 1: You're this kid, I think you should be executed. What
Speaker 1: who is that? As an example to others, just to
Speaker 1: stop the plague of imaginary weapons everywhere? When not when
Speaker 1: I'm not in school. You know, if you want to
Speaker 1: go home and Hunger Games it up. You know you're
Speaker 1: in a robin hood all around your your bedroom, you
Speaker 1: know your wrong room. You can go ahead and do that,
Speaker 1: but once you get to school, I think you should
Speaker 1: be executed. Like the Room and the pot to the
Speaker 1: fifth Dade split on him. Run the Jewels, That's what
Speaker 1: that was My favorites. Run the Jewels. I love are
Speaker 1: You're really just living out your dream to be like
Speaker 1: a vj oh I love it. I just like that.
Speaker 1: That was That was Round the Jewels. It's fun. Let's
Speaker 1: let's talk a little bit. Um. We went through the
Speaker 1: headlines there. What what a what a wrap up? Greg,
Speaker 1: Thanks buddy. We we went what have you been doing?
Speaker 1: What have you been doing for Halloween? For instance? Did
Speaker 1: you do anything for Halloween. I'm not a big Halloween guy.
Speaker 1: I don't like dressing up, you know, I don't like
Speaker 1: the crowds. Like Halloween and St. Patrick's Day are two days.
Speaker 1: I was like, let me stay in my apartment and
Speaker 1: not do anything. I went to a birthday party this
Speaker 1: weekend for a friend on Friday, but then Saturday just
Speaker 1: stayed in and watch movies. I like to get like
Speaker 1: horror movies on and I saw this amazing horror movie
Speaker 1: that it's It's one of those movies you ever have
Speaker 1: something that you like, you love, but you have a
Speaker 1: hard time recommending it because you know someone else is
Speaker 1: gonna hate it. Like I'm a weird everything. That's true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a freak. Like I'm a weirdo. But if you're like, hey, Anthony,
Speaker 1: I'd like to watch what you watch and something that
Speaker 1: like a horror movie that I stayed up all night long,
Speaker 1: not scared, but like thinking about it. It's a movie
Speaker 1: called Martyrs. It's called Martyrs. It's a it's a French
Speaker 1: horror movie from like early two thousands, maybe mid two thousand's,
Speaker 1: but it is bonkers. It is totally bonkers. I watched that,
Speaker 1: and then to calm down afterwards, I watched the movie
Speaker 1: called Inside, which is also like another French extreme horror movie.
Speaker 1: They're both on iTunes, you can find them easily. Um,
Speaker 1: and that's supposed to be one of the most crazy
Speaker 1: horror movies ever. And I watched that to calm down
Speaker 1: after Martyrs. I recommend both these movies, um, but I
Speaker 1: would love to know what people thought, because it's so
Speaker 1: crazy that if you're like, I hate you from I like,
Speaker 1: if you were like Anthony, I watched this and then
Speaker 1: I poked out my own eyes, I would I would
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I can see you having that reaction. Well,
Speaker 1: you've You've dragged me to a lot of movies over
Speaker 1: the years, and some that I wouldn't even dragged me
Speaker 1: to many movies over the years, Like you're the more
Speaker 1: art house. I'm more like. I'm like, I dragged you
Speaker 1: to see Deep Blue Sea exactly. Would have never gotten
Speaker 1: to see Deeply see like, but sometimes it's a big
Speaker 1: hit you you We went to some Scandinavian movie recently.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that one where the guy uh who
Speaker 1: was in Hannibal? Actually he just the TV show. It's
Speaker 1: a Western and he just kills everyone. It's pretty That
Speaker 1: was a great That was a good one. That was
Speaker 1: a good one. You want to me to go see
Speaker 1: a Morris Paros That was a great one. That was
Speaker 1: it was all right, but it wasn't like you you
Speaker 1: had to make me go see that movie. But it
Speaker 1: was pretty good. Did you see have you seen U?
Speaker 1: I saw Steve Jobs this week. We love Steve Jobs.
Speaker 1: It's bombing, but I loved it. I love the dialogue
Speaker 1: and that. Um, that's great. People should go see that movie.
Speaker 1: It's underrated. Uh and I think it would have been
Speaker 1: a big hit if we'd gotten if we'd gotten Fincher
Speaker 1: in there, as opposed to whoever the hell directed it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was amazing, No, I know that.
Speaker 1: But a movie that's almost entirely dialogue, and which is great,
Speaker 1: great dialogue. I love the movie and the main character
Speaker 1: is essentially like those movies. Don't do you like those movies?
Speaker 1: Love reminding of yourself? Yes? But I do great? I
Speaker 1: do great. I love that movie and all, you know,
Speaker 1: one last shout out to movies. I saw I Smile
Speaker 1: Back the Sarah Silverman movie, which is like all about depression.
Speaker 1: It's a tough set. But if you love Sarah Silverman
Speaker 1: like I do, you don't love as much as I do.
Speaker 1: But if you likest, go see this movie. You once
Speaker 1: introduced me to her, which is cool. Like when you
Speaker 1: do little things like that, why not? Yeah? You were
Speaker 1: you were? You cool? That was cool? Alright? When did
Speaker 1: that happen? Where was it was like at the back
Speaker 1: of a show, right, like an improv or largo or something?
Speaker 1: Maybe largo. I mean I just said hi, very now
Speaker 1: you can get me self conscious about it. I want
Speaker 1: to introduced someone to her. A friend came to a
Speaker 1: show and he goes, how old are you? I wanted
Speaker 1: to kill him. I wanted to cut his I think
Speaker 1: he told me that story that night, being like, don't don't,
Speaker 1: don't blow this, Greg, No, this is a more reason
Speaker 1: that the how old are you? Was more reason that
Speaker 1: I was. I was not. I was not happy. And
Speaker 1: you know what. You know what time it is, Greg,
Speaker 1: It's it's screener time. It's screen of time. What people
Speaker 1: don't understand about celebrities is that they get screeners, Like
Speaker 1: I don't have to go see movies if I don't
Speaker 1: one to around the around Awards season, I just get
Speaker 1: things sent to me, like DVDs get sent to me.
Speaker 1: That just celebrities. You could be a low level w G,
Speaker 1: a writer whatever. It's true, if you're in the if
Speaker 1: you're in one of the Writer's Guild, producers, guild, directors.
Speaker 1: I'm in the Writer's Guild. I'm in the Actor's guild.
Speaker 1: So I get these things, and I got I've gotten
Speaker 1: too so far. One is called Grandma with Lily Tomlin,
Speaker 1: which I will never watch, and I recommend no one watching,
Speaker 1: and then I got by the other night, I got
Speaker 1: straight out of Compton, which I was very excited I've
Speaker 1: never seen. And there's a scene in here that you
Speaker 1: would love that reminded me of you when I watched
Speaker 1: it the other night. Remember, we used to laugh in
Speaker 1: college about about the idea of Dr Dre like waking
Speaker 1: up in the morning and then just waking up and
Speaker 1: getting a big pile of like of of mail and
Speaker 1: then reading it in every letter saying Dre fell off. No,
Speaker 1: I don't remember the chronic and the album chronic is
Speaker 1: that line where he was like, now all I do
Speaker 1: is like like reading hate mail days andre Ful. Often
Speaker 1: we're like just the idea of him reading all of it.
Speaker 1: It's just like another another bag and getting matter and matter.
Speaker 1: But he's like still has to do it, like it
Speaker 1: keeps thinking the next one's gonna make an invitation to
Speaker 1: a Christen. He's fueled by that negativity. And in this
Speaker 1: inn the Compton, there's a scene where ice Cube is
Speaker 1: recording a disc track against n w A has left
Speaker 1: the group and he's recording it. And while he's recording it,
Speaker 1: they're showing a montage of all the guys from end
Speaker 1: tow and there's like ton of them all listening to
Speaker 1: the songs separately. And when they get to their part
Speaker 1: of the disk that this is them, you see their
Speaker 1: reaction in the real time, and it is hilarious. It's
Speaker 1: so funny to watch these guys react to the disk track.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I I gotta get that. I mean,
Speaker 1: I would love to, like, let you borrow this, but
Speaker 1: I can't. Yeah, you used to sometimes bring over screeners
Speaker 1: at least for you know, Emma, that you thought she
Speaker 1: would like. But now I found it's illegal. Like what
Speaker 1: I have to do. What I'm supposed to do now
Speaker 1: is I watch it myself by myself, and then I
Speaker 1: have to I have to cut it up. I have
Speaker 1: to cut up the seeds the DVD. Yeah, you could
Speaker 1: just keep it in your house. No that's not that's
Speaker 1: not what they say. They say you gotta cut it
Speaker 1: up right away. You watch it once and then you
Speaker 1: destroy it. And I'm gonna destroy it right now. You're
Speaker 1: brought to here for that. I've had to show you
Speaker 1: because I want you to remember how good it is.
Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna break it. No, no, no, Vanilla
Speaker 1: remain in the game to break bline salts it into
Speaker 1: something that was killer. Mike, one of the members of
Speaker 1: Run the Jewels, edited to keep Greg's job. Maybe we'll
Speaker 1: leave it. I think watching you struggle with no I
Speaker 1: thought you were gonna make some sound effects there, so well,
Speaker 1: what sound effects am I gonna make? I just cut it.
Speaker 1: I just cut the DVD and half as is legally
Speaker 1: required of me. Let's go to our listener of the week.
Speaker 1: Let's was a big hit on last week's show. We
Speaker 1: got a lot of great listeners this week that I
Speaker 1: wanted to put themselves forward, but only two could really
Speaker 1: make the cut. Was it a tight competition, like I
Speaker 1: don't I don't look at Twitter, I don't read these
Speaker 1: I don't read these things. Yeah, there was a lot
Speaker 1: of people, and we do appreciate everyone, you know, saying
Speaker 1: that they liked the show and hoping that it's not
Speaker 1: getting canceled. And one said that it makes me more likable,
Speaker 1: or that now they think I'm I'm cooler than they
Speaker 1: used to think I was. That's good, you're rubbing off me.
Speaker 1: One said, these are to buying one of your albums
Speaker 1: now they didn't You didn't even have never done that before,
Speaker 1: so that's cool. But the winner to check my bank account.
Speaker 1: The winner is Nick Heaton from at Boston Pats. I
Speaker 1: love the show. But and then he sent a picture
Speaker 1: Anthony want to show you, but this is what happens
Speaker 1: when me and two other podcast listeners collide. Hastag Vanity
Speaker 1: Project and he has a picture of a three car accident.
Speaker 1: So once again someone is listening to the podcast. And
Speaker 1: then just they listened to your advice last week, which
Speaker 1: I didn't think was particularly responsible. You closed your eyes,
Speaker 1: recommended people close their eyes drifting too the other lane
Speaker 1: and see what happened. A lot of podcasts, a lot
Speaker 1: of car accidents because of this podcast. You can see
Speaker 1: in this picture you can see the in the middle car.
Speaker 1: They're kind of laughing. You can tell they're still listening
Speaker 1: to it the podcast. But I think because of this podcast,
Speaker 1: people are gonna die in car accidents. That's a fact.
Speaker 1: And a lot of people the NFL have talked about
Speaker 1: us maybe suspending the podcast until driverless cars are invented
Speaker 1: so that people can people can be safe out there.
Speaker 1: But I say, I say, you know what cost what
Speaker 1: cost greatness? This cost greatness? This podcast is kind of
Speaker 1: a car accident. I don't think my timing on the
Speaker 1: last joke was yeah, well, I think you're part of
Speaker 1: it is a car accident like yours. Like I'm like
Speaker 1: flying a plane around and you're like trying You're like
Speaker 1: trying to like to a three point turn in the
Speaker 1: cargo hold in a car. Your analogy is totally falling.
Speaker 1: Our second listener of the week, just to show how
Speaker 1: much we're really infiltrating the NFL media landscape, is Ian
Speaker 1: Rappaport rap Sheet are our very own inside or NFL
Speaker 1: media inside or Ian Rappaport one of his friends, Sheep
Speaker 1: is our second listener of the week. Uh He rap
Speaker 1: Sheet sent out a tweet or a text message back
Speaker 1: and forth with Ian and Sheep where you know, he
Speaker 1: was making sure that Ian's actually listing. Ian, of course
Speaker 1: is not listening, which isn't cool, but he was just saying,
Speaker 1: it's hysterical. They play a bunch of stuff out a
Speaker 1: little way. It's great. I mean, my favorite part of this,
Speaker 1: and now that I'm looking at it, is that Ian
Speaker 1: Rappaport has his friend in his phone under the name Idiots,
Speaker 1: not just like one idiot, but like idiots, the idiot friends. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's like a bunch of gas. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. It sounds like Sheep is just
Speaker 1: like multiple idiots, like Shep is, SHEP contains multitudes and
Speaker 1: they're all done. But thank you, thank you. Ian. I
Speaker 1: don't know who you are, but I hear. Uh you've
Speaker 1: got a lot of followers, as if that meant anything
Speaker 1: that was broken social scene kind of kind of getting
Speaker 1: out of the hip hop realm. That one's kind of
Speaker 1: a little surprised me a little bit. But it's a
Speaker 1: great song. You should listen to the rest of it
Speaker 1: if you get the chance. Weekly ask Anthony questions, Ask Anthony,
Speaker 1: I like these. What was the defining moment of your
Speaker 1: friendship with Greg? This is from Frank. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: a good one, and I think it's it's good because
Speaker 1: you have no idea what the answer is. You have
Speaker 1: no clue, Like nothing even pops into your head. You're
Speaker 1: just like you like, woke up one day and we've
Speaker 1: been friends for years. You don't you don't remember. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you why, and I want to know if you
Speaker 1: agree with me on this one. All right, Greg and
Speaker 1: I we kind of hit it off when we first
Speaker 1: met at two Lane. We we met joining a fraternity
Speaker 1: and we were friends with everybody, and we kind of
Speaker 1: we liked each other sense of humor. We got along,
Speaker 1: but we weren't like best friends yet the way we
Speaker 1: are today. Here's the moment best friends, best friends. Name
Speaker 1: a better friend than me? Dy've they've been? It might
Speaker 1: be a tie, Not anymore. I think I've blown him
Speaker 1: out of the water by by by a million miles by, Dave.
Speaker 1: I don't like to rank friends. We should you should?
Speaker 1: You shoul definitely get your top two in order, Uh, Dave,
Speaker 1: Dave cannot compare it to me and what I've done
Speaker 1: for you in your life. Here's the story sophomore year.
Speaker 1: Beginning of sophomore year at two Lane, A lot of
Speaker 1: times going to school in New Orleans, A lot of
Speaker 1: times you had to leave because of a hurricane at
Speaker 1: two Lane. And the first time we had to was
Speaker 1: the beginning of my sophomore year. And the hurricane didn't
Speaker 1: actually hit, but we had to leave and there were
Speaker 1: two cars leaving. We're gonna go to Houston to go
Speaker 1: stay at a friend's parents house. We know how bad
Speaker 1: the hurricane was. Gonna be traffic is insane. We've got
Speaker 1: to leave early one morning. It's like you've got to
Speaker 1: get out of town for your life. And there's two
Speaker 1: cars going. One car is our friend Jamie, which was
Speaker 1: a very nice it was like a land Rover, like
Speaker 1: all leather, seeds, all air conditioned, and it's like he's
Speaker 1: got plenty of room in there, and he's got he's
Speaker 1: got everything, and he's rich and he's gonna he's gonna
Speaker 1: drive everybody, and you're like, no, I can't leave my
Speaker 1: car I've got. This was a Nissan CenTra. It was
Speaker 1: like a early nineties early nineties on CenTra, a stick shift,
Speaker 1: like barely drove around. It was like on his last
Speaker 1: legs knew. It's like I can't leave it here. If
Speaker 1: there's a storm, I've got to drive it too. So
Speaker 1: we gotta take two cars. And nobody wanted to ride
Speaker 1: with you. You had no air conditioning, and I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll ride with you, Greg, And so
Speaker 1: for like twelve straight hours we were in a car
Speaker 1: not only with no air conditioning, but we had to
Speaker 1: turn the heat on because your car was gonna overheat.
Speaker 1: In August in Louisiana, stuck in traffic with the heat
Speaker 1: drawn full blast, just your CDs, which I think every
Speaker 1: CD you owned was by Pavement, who I do not like.
Speaker 1: And we had to talk and fill time for from
Speaker 1: that amount of time, and on the way back, like
Speaker 1: we bonded. We talked about everything there was to talk
Speaker 1: about it we ran out of things. And then on
Speaker 1: the way back, after like a week in Houston, we're like,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, maybe I can go and James
Speaker 1: gone now and you were like, nope. Now we're best
Speaker 1: friends forever. Now you're riding with me all the time.
Speaker 1: That's a touching story. I was expecting some sort of
Speaker 1: gut punch there at no no, I know, and once
Speaker 1: you once you started into it, I do remember that.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised there was. I would have thought there was
Speaker 1: someone else in that car with us, but now nobody
Speaker 1: would come in that car. They were like making fun
Speaker 1: of us. We were dying in that car. It was.
Speaker 1: It was a trend because we ended up driving out
Speaker 1: here to Los Angeles. When we moved out here, we
Speaker 1: also didn't internship out here, so we did we did.
Speaker 1: We went to Massachusetts once. There's a lot of long
Speaker 1: distance drives and and two of the things I remembered was, uh,
Speaker 1: you would not like listening to pavement, which wasn't cool.
Speaker 1: And then you didn't drive stick shift and you were
Speaker 1: you know, so I had to drive the entire time.
Speaker 1: But you're you're like twenty now that I think about it,
Speaker 1: you were. You were an adult at that point driving
Speaker 1: stick shift is not that the problem to figure it out.
Speaker 1: I was like, I would have done it, and I
Speaker 1: know in theory had to drive stick but your car
Speaker 1: wasn't in great shape. So we're like, if you're learning
Speaker 1: on this, you might you might break this car. So
Speaker 1: we never actually actually did it. Um, but I uh,
Speaker 1: I enjoyed myself. But that was I think that's the
Speaker 1: defining moments of our friendship. That was back, going all
Speaker 1: the way back to back. That's how I talked to him.
Speaker 1: That's how I call him. Is that you want behn
Speaker 1: Sebastian back. Come on, I'll take it. Come on, buddy,
Speaker 1: I take in the week. I take every week. We
Speaker 1: really could go back to uh our friends Stephen A.
Speaker 1: Smith and we're gonna this week at least to kick
Speaker 1: start our hot take of the week. Um. It's from
Speaker 1: Twitter It was from Colin Kaepernick getting benched. There was
Speaker 1: still some hours left before the trading deadline, and Stephen
Speaker 1: Smith Stephen A. Smith tweeted out, if the Eagles go
Speaker 1: and get Colin Kaepernick, they can compete for a super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Hot take of the week. That is the most ridiculous
Speaker 1: thing I've ever heard. Some of the other things coming
Speaker 1: out in San Francisco this week, like old crusty white
Speaker 1: sportswriters saying that Kaepernick is the most arrogant and rude
Speaker 1: person that they've ever covered, a lot of hot takes
Speaker 1: when it comes to Colin Kaepernick. I don't know if
Speaker 1: any of these people have watched Colin Kaepernick play recently.
Speaker 1: There's there's no way he would be taking any team
Speaker 1: to the Super Bowl. He can't read a defense, and
Speaker 1: I know you know that watching the games you've been
Speaker 1: studying him, Anthony, Uh, He's not accurate at all. He
Speaker 1: just seems completely out of sorts, defensively illiterate. I will
Speaker 1: back you on that, but I think Stephen A. Smith
Speaker 1: saying that they can compete for Super Bowl. First of all,
Speaker 1: A Smith, everyone can compete for Super Bowl. This is America,
Speaker 1: birthplace of bulls, my favorite part of the whole Kaepernick thing.
Speaker 1: And I'm i'm I'm kind of Ifian Kaepernick as a person.
Speaker 1: I like that they did this to him pretty much
Speaker 1: on his birthday. They cut him hours before his birthday.
Speaker 1: He's on the team, he's a backup. He's a backup
Speaker 1: to blamee exactly exactly being cut like you're looking for
Speaker 1: other stuff. He just got a chill the day before
Speaker 1: his birthday. For your birthday. You couldn't have done it
Speaker 1: like a day before, waited another day. I I think
Speaker 1: that's the funniest part. Like they must not like him
Speaker 1: because they knew that, they knew it was a birthday thing.
Speaker 1: They wanted to just stick it to him a little extra.
Speaker 1: I think they I think they I think they thought
Speaker 1: it was funny that they did it. Like I don't
Speaker 1: think they planned it, but I think they thought it
Speaker 1: was pretty funny. I think that that play where I
Speaker 1: don't know if you saw it, where he has his
Speaker 1: two receivers out on the side you Tori Smith and
Speaker 1: name but and they're both jumped and up and down
Speaker 1: like saying, hey, throw the ball. There's literally no defender
Speaker 1: over here at all. And he doesn't even notice him.
Speaker 1: That's really his career in nutshell. And Tori Smith was
Speaker 1: the one who said let's bench him right before his birthday.
Speaker 1: I like to that was Raffie, a little surprise for
Speaker 1: you right now. This was the part of the show
Speaker 1: last week and people love this part of the show.
Speaker 1: Anthony makes predictions or he talks to his sources. And
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember this, Anthony. Last week
Speaker 1: you talked to your sources about this Cincinnati Bengals and
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Steelers, and uh, Brandon, let's let's listen to what
Speaker 1: those sources had to say. And my sources tell me
Speaker 1: that the Stewards are kind of overmatched. You know, the
Speaker 1: Bengals are planned on all cylinders. They're really doing well.
Speaker 1: Dalton's having a great, great season so far. But because
Speaker 1: this game is going to have a playoff atmosphere, the
Speaker 1: Bank was gonna lose by thirty five points and Dalton
Speaker 1: will have a hundred interceptions. Okay, I was I was
Speaker 1: off a little bit. You're off by nine interceptions and
Speaker 1: the Bengals got it done. And you know what when
Speaker 1: I brought up that, Hey, maybe for the show and
Speaker 1: headlines this week, let's you know, maybe we'll talk about
Speaker 1: Leavy on Bell's injuries out for the season. They signed
Speaker 1: a guy named Isaiah Pide. Maybe there's comedic value there.
Speaker 1: Who knows. We could talk a little bit about the Steelers.
Speaker 1: You responded, No, that's that's too depressing that you that,
Speaker 1: you know, we can talk about babies dying or monkeys,
Speaker 1: but that the but But the Steelers losses cut so
Speaker 1: close to home that you don't even want to talk
Speaker 1: about it on an NFL podcast. What do you do?
Speaker 1: How do you answer for that? First of all, your
Speaker 1: sources and and what about your sources? Have you talked
Speaker 1: to them this week? I? You know, I I definitely,
Speaker 1: I definitely talked to them. They said it could have
Speaker 1: gone either way. Uh, it just a bad break leading
Speaker 1: on I'm worried his careers over man like it. It
Speaker 1: makes me sad, Like it's a bad that's a bad injury.
Speaker 1: I'm only talking about players getting injured unless it's a
Speaker 1: kidney related. If it's something internal, it's like an internal
Speaker 1: organ has been damaged, then yeah, that's a fair game.
Speaker 1: But but yeah, I that that was an upsetting game
Speaker 1: for me to watch. I think my season could be over.
Speaker 1: It'll be fun. How are you feeling, I mean, therefore
Speaker 1: and four, they're still in the wild card mix. They're
Speaker 1: not gonna win the division. What is what is your
Speaker 1: confidence that Ben Roethlisberger could get them going in the
Speaker 1: second half. I mean, they could be six and two
Speaker 1: now easily, they could be seven and one now easily.
Speaker 1: I just think that I think the things aren't lining
Speaker 1: up right right now. And Bell going down the way
Speaker 1: he did, I think that might be a press. I
Speaker 1: was still going to compete for a wild card. We'll see,
Speaker 1: and I guarantee, I guarantee record this right now and like,
Speaker 1: just play it back. I guarantee the Steelers beat the
Speaker 1: Bengals next time they play. I guarantee they're gonna split
Speaker 1: with the with the UH, with everyone. Steelers not winning
Speaker 1: a lot of games since we started this. Do you
Speaker 1: feel responsible at all? No? I do not. I do
Speaker 1: not feel responsible. I feel like I've helped them win
Speaker 1: the games that they've won. I think I single handedly
Speaker 1: got them over the Phoenix hump Um or the Arizona
Speaker 1: hump But but I guarantee, I guarantee we go one
Speaker 1: and one against the Browns, we we win our next
Speaker 1: game against the Bengals. We win the next game against
Speaker 1: the Ravens. I guarantee it. Take it to the bank.
Speaker 1: There's the hot take of the week from Anthony Jessel, Like,
Speaker 1: all right, let's get to our plans. Don't cut me off.
Speaker 1: I can cut you off. I want. It's part of
Speaker 1: the show, right, Take it to the bank in real life,
Speaker 1: take it to the bank, the blood bank, Senator. Whenever
Speaker 1: you take something to the bank, you have to follow
Speaker 1: it up by saying, the blood bank Senator. It's from
Speaker 1: a movie. You've never seen it, but it's the best.
Speaker 1: You know. I'm talking about Brandon, not a It's for
Speaker 1: It's come. It's from um, not Out for Justice, not
Speaker 1: Marked for Death. What was the first Steven Seagal movie?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about. I think we're
Speaker 1: gonna be able to help you on this one. Steven
Speaker 1: Seagal and Kelly LeBrock. Nope, you can take that to
Speaker 1: the bank. Listeners can just yell it out in their
Speaker 1: empty cards, right before they cry Mike in accident. Yeah,
Speaker 1: trying to yell it out. It's worth it if you
Speaker 1: die today, they'll be looking on their phone trying to
Speaker 1: google it. Let's move to a new segment instead of
Speaker 1: your sources because they're clearly unreliable. Um, we're gonna play
Speaker 1: a different game with I thought would be interesting. A
Speaker 1: lot of people, you know, kind of looking for your
Speaker 1: unvarnished take on the NFL. People have been tweeting us
Speaker 1: a lot about that, looking for, you know, certain questions.
Speaker 1: How do we really feel about certain people? Now I
Speaker 1: work for the NFL, UM, I have to be careful
Speaker 1: with what I say, at least publicly. I can't you know,
Speaker 1: I have to be factual in some of my criticism,
Speaker 1: but you don't really need to know. I I kind
Speaker 1: of get off on people not liking me, so I
Speaker 1: can just say whatever I want. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1: I want to be authentic. So I thought i'd be
Speaker 1: fun to do a bit where you just give you
Speaker 1: throw me some names. They can be people like behind
Speaker 1: the camera, in front of the camera, athletes, former athletes, whoever,
Speaker 1: and I'll give you my We might do this every week,
Speaker 1: just kind of get got to feel the unvarnished true.
Speaker 1: Does Anthony like them? Yeah? Go ahead, all right, let's
Speaker 1: start with the NFL network coast Rich eisen Rich Eyesen,
Speaker 1: great guy. Uh, just the best. You know, he interviewed
Speaker 1: me one time and we we got along really well,
Speaker 1: and you know, spent spent time talking afterwards. I thought
Speaker 1: he was just a cool, really nice guy. NFL commissioner
Speaker 1: Roger Goodell, Oh, beautiful, beautiful man. God knocked that one
Speaker 1: out of the park. And I am not exaggerating at all.
Speaker 1: I was at the game, Tom Brady, Tom Brady, I
Speaker 1: gotta I'm not a fan, like I'm not a fan
Speaker 1: of him in general. I think he's bad. I would
Speaker 1: compare him to like a Skeletor or Gargamel in terms
Speaker 1: of quarterbacking ability. And I think he wants to shoot
Speaker 1: the president. Antonio Brown crunk for days, funky, funky fresh
Speaker 1: for weeks. What was that? No idea? I've never heard
Speaker 1: that before. What was that? I don't know? I figured
Speaker 1: out in post? Who cares? All Right, I gotta get
Speaker 1: out of here. But um, just before we wrap up,
Speaker 1: we haven't talked about my God kids? How are how
Speaker 1: are Walker and Ellis? Do? Said? Ay? When I was
Speaker 1: bringing Walker and Ellis to school, Walker