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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer past Billy is a sexy here nicky. Hello,

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Speaker 1: it's me, It's Nikki. I'm the problem with me. What's up? Everyone? Good? Um?

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Speaker 1: I was what's the what's the word to say for

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Speaker 1: good week? Like good afternoon, good day? There's no hard week?

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Speaker 1: Goodmorrow too so, but that's good tomorrow. That's like good

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Speaker 1: I don't know, good goodmorrow at night? What is that

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Speaker 1: is that? Russian days? It's um, everything's cool everything school

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Speaker 1: looks at the finale of Love's Buying Pressie, it was

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Speaker 1: very anticho. You're probably one of people who talk to it. Um.

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Speaker 1: There were a lot of antiquilantic things leading up to that.

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Speaker 1: Actually it was pretty good. I did. I did appreciate

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Speaker 1: the wreck, and it was not as bad of a

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Speaker 1: recommendation as what did I say was the worst? Oh,

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Speaker 1: the hatchet wielding hitchhiker. So it was like a great

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Speaker 1: thing to watch? Did it? And I for some reason

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Speaker 1: missed that entire storyline. I don't know if you knew

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Speaker 1: about this guy. He got like a lot. He went

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Speaker 1: viral in two thousand thirteen for fighting off a guy

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Speaker 1: who had slammed his car into a man. This hatchway,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't even matter. Whenever this guy made the news

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Speaker 1: in two when a year I was very savvy and

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Speaker 1: paying attention to things, and he went viral, and I

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Speaker 1: don't know how I missed it, but he was everywhere.

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Speaker 1: It feels like. I was like, do you ever have

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Speaker 1: something happening where you haven't heard of it? And you

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Speaker 1: go like, how did I miss that? All the time?

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Speaker 1: Any murder, any murder? What do you mean any murder?

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Speaker 1: If there's a murder, I didn't hear of it. That's

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Speaker 1: weird because I got my finger on the pole, like,

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Speaker 1: what is there a murder recently that you've been Like? WHOA,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I missed. I didn't know about Idaho

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Speaker 1: untill you guys told me really well, you know, because

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Speaker 1: that's you're like into old murders, Like did you I'm

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Speaker 1: kind of stuck on some, but I should know. But

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Speaker 1: you know that Delphi when I started. By the way,

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Speaker 1: let me set the stage. Taylor McGraw is here. She's

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Speaker 1: been on the show. She was all last week back

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Speaker 1: by popular demand both from everyone here and um all

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Speaker 1: the best. He's love you too. Also, I just want

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Speaker 1: to say that Taylor is living in St. Louis now.

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Speaker 1: That's why she is on the podcast so much more.

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Speaker 1: The first time you heard her when she was on

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Speaker 1: with Me and Andrew was you were living in New

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Speaker 1: York's right, not too far from where Onya is right now, right,

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Speaker 1: so weird and just randomly, I mean, like, you're my

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Speaker 1: friend from high school? Is my friend from um college college? Whatever? No,

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Speaker 1: it was probably yeah, I was probably twenty grade because

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Speaker 1: it was ten years ago in unions, so ty grade

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Speaker 1: was Anya and yeah, and then you moved back here

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Speaker 1: and now you're living here and you also are working

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Speaker 1: for me kind of, Um, she's my boss, she's my housekeeper.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm your boss, like I I fucking

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Speaker 1: love you as my housekeepers, like you have keeping it.

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Speaker 1: It's just the best thing too. And I know again

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Speaker 1: this is like, uh, just privilege that I'm able to

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Speaker 1: kids and husbands and jobs, and they also have to

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Speaker 1: fold their own clothes and for the way their stuff.

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Speaker 1: But I don't have to. I walk in the door

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Speaker 1: with a bunch of suitcases every week and Taylor empties

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Speaker 1: them and then or put it all away. You guys

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Speaker 1: don't understand my life has been for twenty years of

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Speaker 1: recently since you've been doing this for me, I get.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with myself. Sometimes I'm

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Speaker 1: just so excited when everything is in its place. It

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Speaker 1: makes your life, It just is. It shows me how

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Speaker 1: much of my mental anguish comes from, like my environment.

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Speaker 1: But then when things are clean, you go, well, I

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Speaker 1: got something else that this isn't I used to put

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Speaker 1: all my anxiety in this, And now what I organize.

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Speaker 1: I check all the pens and make sure they still

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Speaker 1: have ink. I mean, you do get, wow, what's the

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Speaker 1: most like, what is the craziest thing you found that

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Speaker 1: won't be completely humiliating to me but also humiliating you

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Speaker 1: can do because I mean, I really don't have a

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Speaker 1: and Ken talked about that it was already this fat.

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Speaker 1: It was like, explain when it was from? Um No,

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Speaker 1: when I got lost and it was, oh, you know

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Speaker 1: I was for October November. You get paid cash for

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Speaker 1: every night, but celebrities get paid so much for stupid stuff.

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Speaker 1: and get paid seven dollars and I'd be like, what

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Speaker 1: perform for hundreds of people. But it's just the way

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Speaker 1: like I hope you know that anything that is like sex,

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Speaker 1: I like smell nikes, I want you pick it up

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Speaker 1: see if it's that sure doesn't smell. I don't stink.

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Speaker 1: It's smell like you. If you smelled mine, you would

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Speaker 1: bar But I just thought, what if I smelled your

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Speaker 1: dillies to see if they were not used to should

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Speaker 1: And they were singing straws. People who go on my

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Speaker 1: like the thirty seven people who watched me sing on

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Speaker 1: are things that help you set your chords in the

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Speaker 1: I go in there and take that money back if

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00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,680
Speaker 1: you didn't get it, I know. I just I'm too.

424
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 1: I just feel guilty because I talked on the phone

425
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,360
Speaker 1: with so many of these women and cried to them

426
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,199
Speaker 1: and gone into for appointments, Like it just felt like

427
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,880
Speaker 1: I was giving up on this thing that they were

428
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,320
Speaker 1: like had dollar signs in their eyes about me, and

429
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,719
Speaker 1: even that they actually care about me there. I know

430
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,439
Speaker 1: they do because they let me go, and so that

431
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 1: made me feel very taken care of. But I don't know,

432
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,160
Speaker 1: I do feel bad when someone sees like money coming

433
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,479
Speaker 1: in and they're excited. We all get excited about a

434
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,720
Speaker 1: big chunk of money and then it goes away, Like

435
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,200
Speaker 1: I kind of feel bad. Yeah, but they're not there.

436
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 1: It's not like their business. They're just thinking if they're

437
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,480
Speaker 1: not going to more for the doctor, it's her practice.

438
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 1: She but she's going to make it. Struggling comedian, like

439
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,879
Speaker 1: you're thinking about this, like young Nikki Glazer in the

440
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 1: scene China earn her family Elon musk. She's a doctors

441
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 1: aren't like she has bills to pie. I don't know.

442
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 1: I just I'm saying it's a very similar guilty feeling

443
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 1: over canceling and Airbnb early and I had like AVI

444
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 1: had to do it because I was like, but they're

445
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,199
Speaker 1: relying on our two dred and forty dollars, like we

446
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 1: can't do this even though we had nothing to do

447
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 1: in truth or consequences. Remember, um, but you know what,

448
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 1: in the terms of the Airbnb, the owner of the

449
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 1: of the house said you can cancel. So so I'm

450
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 1: sure somewhere in the terms she was looked at me

451
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 1: like I was crazy. When I was like keeping just

452
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,679
Speaker 1: keep it, I like fought her and she was like, no,

453
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:55,199
Speaker 1: it's not policy to me exactly therefore, so I do

454
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,280
Speaker 1: understand that. So I was just she made me feel

455
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,159
Speaker 1: better about it, and I did convince myself like I've

456
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 1: paid for the appointment, and you know, this is just

457
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,400
Speaker 1: this is the price of doing business for them. It's

458
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: like they're gonna lose something like you gotta have a

459
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 1: wide net. Um. But yeah, as soon as I decided

460
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 1: not to though, oh my god, I just felt so

461
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 1: free and so good of like I honestly felt like

462
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: I got my tubes tied, like it was that final

463
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,159
Speaker 1: of like, you know what, I could have fucking a

464
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,719
Speaker 1: million babies. I'm a fertile, fucking bitch. If I wanted one,

465
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,119
Speaker 1: I could get comed up in right now and spit

466
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 1: out like I know it, Like I feel like it

467
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,439
Speaker 1: was me more like wanting just to be fertile. And

468
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 1: I just know if I wanted, if I want one,

469
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 1: I'll make it happen. And if I can't have one

470
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,919
Speaker 1: with my body, I will adopt and I will be

471
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 1: happy to do it. I'll always find a way. So

472
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 1: this whole thing of like I need to make sure

473
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 1: that there's a way. It's just fertility is just the

474
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,159
Speaker 1: first thing you get stolen from you, the ability to

475
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 1: have your own baby with your d n A as

476
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 1: a human being. Men will not understand this, but it

477
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,160
Speaker 1: is the first thing as you it older that there's

478
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 1: no baxxieson. You can't go back on it. And it's

479
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: this thing that is like the reason you're a species,

480
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 1: the reason your species exists, the reason you're there is

481
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: because of this thing that is now going to be

482
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 1: that that opportunity is going to be stolen from you.

483
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,719
Speaker 1: It's like, and men don't understand that men can do

484
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,640
Speaker 1: it forever. So it's there's there's other things that will

485
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 1: summon when you get older. I cannot someone infertile, yes, impotent,

486
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 1: So I and I would empathize with those men if

487
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 1: they told me about their infertility, because it is a

488
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 1: hard thing to lose, even if you don't want it.

489
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,679
Speaker 1: It's a hard thing to not be able to do

490
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 1: a thing that you were put on this earth to do.

491
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,199
Speaker 1: So it's like it's the it's almost like do you

492
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 1: as a kid, do you remember like not being able

493
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,120
Speaker 1: to Maybe I've said this on the podcast before because

494
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 1: I thought of this before, but uh, you lose ability

495
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 1: like order off the kids menu. That's like the first

496
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:55,680
Speaker 1: thing you lose as a kid or kids rise. Yeah,

497
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 1: like you lose that, you go I can never do

498
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 1: that again. Teacups you can go on because its adults

499
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 1: could go on with kids. But I mean, can you

500
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 1: think of anything else you lose? You lose um kid's

501
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,680
Speaker 1: menu because people just kind of got kids. You can't

502
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,959
Speaker 1: be wild and like knocked stuff over. I remember when

503
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 1: I was like a team. They're like you have to stop,

504
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh please, maybe wild anymore. There

505
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 1: are certain places where you can maybe even let that out.

506
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 1: I'm talking like, never, bitch, um, you kept your parents

507
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,679
Speaker 1: pay for you. I remember when losing my parents insurance

508
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,199
Speaker 1: when I was like twenty six, they were like, so

509
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 1: you gotta get your own medical insurance now. I was like,

510
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: what what do you mean? What about the phone plan? Also?

511
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 1: I was on their phone plan for a while. I

512
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 1: felt like I'm still in my sister and brother's phone plan.

513
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 1: I don't know how to pay that ship. And as

514
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 1: as soon as I got enough money, I hired someone

515
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 1: to become my daddy again and like take care of all,

516
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 1: like my insurance. I don't do any of that stuff.

517
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,119
Speaker 1: It scares me because you up so much to do.

518
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 1: But no, I would. I don't know what I would.

519
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: I would be delinquent on everything if I was if

520
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 1: I didn't have money, I would be really bad about

521
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 1: maybe not maybe I would have gone to debtors anonymous

522
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 1: or something. But I even now, I have bills that

523
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,239
Speaker 1: I'm forgot to send to my person that takes care

524
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 1: of it, and I know that they're just I have.

525
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 1: I'm scared there's going to be like a warrant out

526
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: for my arrest for like not paying for an m

527
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 1: R I or something. I think that's how it really like,

528
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 1: But don't you serve jail time if you just dodge

529
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 1: bills for the rest of your money? People so much

530
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,159
Speaker 1: money collections, But what a collection is going to do?

531
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:41,640
Speaker 1: They'll find people. You'll have to be like, okay, okay,

532
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:46,400
Speaker 1: well then it's on you, collection. And that's a good idea, yeah,

533
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 1: because there are you. There is a way to get

534
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 1: that money. You're sending the bills to the wrong address.

535
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: Send them to twenty cross Ways park. Um. But I,

536
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I just felt so much better after making

537
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,880
Speaker 1: that decision that I bought a couch that I'm really

538
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 1: excreted about. And I just feel like I have so

539
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: much money right now because I'm not going to have kids.

540
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: I literally feel like I just want millions of dollars

541
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:17,239
Speaker 1: I do I did that stressed? You got all that

542
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 1: money and you're also not stressed? Yes, And I leave

543
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 1: myself the option to do it someday. But I am

544
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: so not stressed. And I don't have to gain a

545
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: bunch of weight by sticking these things in myself, like

546
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 1: I might regret it. Someday, but I don't really think

547
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,199
Speaker 1: I'm going to because I got as far as you

548
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 1: could go to do it. It's not like I just

549
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 1: was like, whoops, he forgot to do it. Oh I regret,

550
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 1: not like I went to the edge and I did

551
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 1: not jump. I'm so proud of you because we were listening.

552
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: I was listening to your messages on the girl's chat

553
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 1: about it was so sad. If anyone if this was

554
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,199
Speaker 1: a friend of mine going through something not related to

555
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: egg freezing, and I just listened to these like the

556
00:27:55,840 --> 00:28:00,080
Speaker 1: amount of stress and dress and fear and anxact it

557
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: in your voice, I would be like, we need to

558
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 1: send somebody to get this girl out. She sounds like

559
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 1: a prisoner, like doing something against her own while I

560
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,159
Speaker 1: was so proud of you that you risked other people's

561
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 1: disappointment and whatever other people think of you to listen

562
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: to that inner voice in you that was like I

563
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 1: don't want to do this, Yeah, I mean it all.

564
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: You kind of nailed it for me, as like it

565
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: just I'm so obsessed with being like wanting to like

566
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 1: what other people like, and I just feel like I

567
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: know there are so many people out there like me

568
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: that don't want kids, but I'm I don't hear enough

569
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 1: of that still, Like it just still gets It's it's

570
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: inevitable at thirty eight that those messaging, that messaging not

571
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: only biologically starts like kind of screaming at you to

572
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: do it, but then you just start kind of paying

573
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: attention to all of it outside of you, and it's

574
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: just like, oh, I need to do this thing. It's

575
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: just so Yeah, it was a lot of admitting that

576
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 1: I don't It's okay, I don't want what other girls want. Yes,

577
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: it's so hard. I try to surround myself with like,

578
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: you know, the algorithm knows what we want now too,

579
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to like unfollow things I don't. I

580
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: don't want all this garbage in my face constantly about

581
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: like plastic surgery, about looking all I have. Yeah, and

582
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: it's like it will drive you crazy. I've been just

583
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: watching Courtney Love videos and listening to her. I mean,

584
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: she's but I have a good example someone that are

585
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: a little bit off the beaten path, you know. I want.

586
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: I want to unfollow everyone on Instagram. This is what

587
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: I want. I'll still have an Instagram still post. I

588
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: literally want to follow unfollow everyone except Lizzo, Camille Caustic. Literally, um,

589
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of anything the dodo Um just

590
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: any and but there's certain body positive accounts that I

591
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: don't want, so I know that you're like also because

592
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: there's a lot like Saggy Sarah and stuff like that,

593
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: Like I like her, but I don't want to lean

594
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: into focusing on my body too much of being like

595
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: I just don't Lizzo in Um Camocoustic are just like

596
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: they always make me feel good about having whatever, but

597
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 1: my body is I mean, Neocoustics a fucking supermodel. So

598
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 1: it's like both the ends of the spectrum. So I've

599
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 1: been focusing on that more like, but I don't think

600
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: it's crazy. I really want to wipe my Instagram and

601
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it like I'm cool or

602
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 1: something like I don't care what's going on with anyone else,

603
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to be a celebrity that acts like

604
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: I don't follow people. Secretly, I literally don't want to

605
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: follow anyone anymore. I don't want to know what's going

606
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: on out there. But I mean, I guess I could

607
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: just still catch up with life on because I don't

608
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: really scroll anyway, but I do. I do the Explore page.

609
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 1: That's that's sucking. TikTok. They get me. I don't know

610
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: what Chelsea Handler has been saying about being single and childless.

611
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: I need more of that to let me know it's okay.

612
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: Then I chose, and there are so many women and

613
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: I don't need to read the comments on Chelsea stuff

614
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: that are like she's the that like. Then I just

615
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: start going like, well, if you talk like this or

616
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 1: you live like this, who's gonna hate you? And then

617
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: I read the comments and I go, yeah, it is

618
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: bad to be this. Comments suck man, even for me.

619
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: I've just started. I noticed the other day I almost

620
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: went to comments before I watched the video itself, just

621
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 1: to be like, is it what are people saying about this?

622
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: Why don't And that's normal. You read movie reviews before

623
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: you go to the movie. But comments are not Siskel

624
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: and Ebert just whoever said the funniest quippiest thing? First

625
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 1: you know is that what they do, like comments are

626
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: just the algorithm sent shoots up the top comments and

627
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: it's either something funny because they're being made fun of,

628
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: so you just if it permeates how you then view

629
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: the thing like more than the most viable. Yeah, it's true.

630
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: I even try to avoid what Matt thinks of a

631
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: movie because I can tell subconsciously sometimes I adopt his

632
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: point of view. And I hate couples that are like

633
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: we loved such and such movie, like did you both

634
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: that the same opinion? Like our one brain. I just

635
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 1: saw this person I used to like really like I

636
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: saw like like this, you can just see like what

637
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: movies they watch kind of thing, you know what I'm saying,

638
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: Like there's someone that like I don't talk, like I've

639
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: block on everything, but I can just see what movies

640
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: they're watched because they're in some like website where you

641
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: just move for cinephiles, okay, and you can just and

642
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: it just always shows what movies they're watching, and they

643
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 1: like write reviews and stuff, and I like, because I

644
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,719
Speaker 1: don't know, it's just the only and I don't ever

645
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: go to it that much, but like maybe once every

646
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: six months, and I saw that this person like like

647
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: like gave licorice pizza four stars, like five stars, and

648
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 1: I was like, oh god, I in that moment, I

649
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: don't even like this person or want to be with them,

650
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: but I was like, I can't believe I ever did

651
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: like this person like that. I disagree on that movie.

652
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: So again it comes back to taste. That movie to

653
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: me was so kid and like trying to be sweet.

654
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 1: There were parts of it like I love I Love

655
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: all the Time sisters, especially the one that played the

656
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: lead character. I loved the acting in it, but the

657
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: movie itself was not good. Sorry, not good. If you

658
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: liked it, you're kind of cat you like. Even the

659
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: other day, I watched Punch Drunk Love, which, by the way,

660
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be so great. I remember

661
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: seeing it the first time. I didn't like it. I

662
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: watched it again. It's so so art kip, Like there's

663
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: this one shot where like p t A. Paul Thomas

664
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: Anderson like zooms over like and like Widen's it and

665
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: it's like a zoom over for no reason except to

666
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: be like art, Like this is a different kind of movie.

667
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: And I just turned it and watching it, and I

668
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 1: was like, you know p t. A. When he was

669
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: going like now pull it out, pull the shot out,

670
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: I knew he was just like fucking feverishly jerking and

671
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: like splashing everyone around him with Steven because he's so

672
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: excited that his shot was going to look like so

673
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,239
Speaker 1: different and artistic, and listen, I'm only making fun of

674
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: what I am because I also get really proud of

675
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 1: my self when I do something where I'm like, I'm

676
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: an avant garde artist. So I okay, I'm cringing at

677
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: the thing that I know. The feeling where you think

678
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: you're cool, never ever said I secretly. Listen. I went

679
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 1: on stage at Stanford and Sons in Kansas with a

680
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: cigarette for three minutes. For a three minutes, said I

681
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,919
Speaker 1: bring a cigarette. It's no it was killed. I wanted

682
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 1: to look a bad ass and like where like I

683
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: just wanted to look like smart and like, I don't

684
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 1: know what's that one writer's Bukowski esque, Like I don't

685
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 1: know what I was going for. It was so we've

686
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: all been kild, but I'm not twenties or four. I

687
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: thought pink hair for a while. I'm dying to do

688
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 1: something different. Lately, I've been pink hair, like a nose ring.

689
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: Like I said, the other day, I cut my nose

690
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: and it looked like there's a little dot there, and

691
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, I like it, And I noticed I don't

692
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: have any good friends because it looks like I have

693
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: chocolate on my face and no one said anything or

694
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: I just have oh yeah, just a little chocolate. Um

695
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: do you what? Do you guys ever want to do

696
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: anything drastic? Has there been any drastic? I almost cut

697
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: bangs the other night after but I was so tired.

698
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: It was after a long weekend. I came out when

699
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 1: you're tired, I look at Matt and I've had a

700
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: very I had a super emotional weekend. I didn't sleep

701
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 1: at all. Friday night. I was NICKI I was staying

702
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,879
Speaker 1: with her. We like we're sleeping in the same bed,

703
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,399
Speaker 1: and I was just like, I'm hot, I'm cold, I'm hot,

704
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,919
Speaker 1: I'm cold. I was like dressed out, miserable, didn't sleep

705
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: at all, barely like. Then drove the next day and

706
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 1: then we had this crazy show day and then I

707
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 1: come home. I'm exhausted. I laid down next to men

708
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: and I just looked at my goal. I'm gonna cut bangs.

709
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: He's just closed last night. Um one, not tonight, and

710
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: to not in this mood he goes not in this

711
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: mental state. Yes, but today I trimmed them and I

712
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: think I did a great job. So that's why Sienna,

713
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that's a bang and then the hoop

714
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: start cutting my hair. You cut your hair too, tailor right?

715
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 1: Do you just like is it something you learned to

716
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: get good at over time? Like you funked it up

717
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: enough and you've probably it has. I've done banks and

718
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: it's horrible cause I'm like, I really think I can

719
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: start cutting my own hair. I just need here's how

720
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 1: you do it. N if you're gonna you can't do

721
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: here's there And they're like they're like scissors like that

722
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: you cut cardboard boxes. You gotta get good hair cutting scissors.

723
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:34,399
Speaker 1: But you just take the section you have. Okay, yeah,

724
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 1: they're in my bathroom. You can get them at CBS

725
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: there like nine dollars. So you take in front of

726
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: your hair. She has like about an inch of hair.

727
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: You make sure not like I have right now. You

728
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: make sure you only have the bang parts like from

729
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: before that we're cut. So I was just trimming them

730
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: and because my guy forgot then you go like this,

731
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: you chop off like however much you want, and then

732
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: you do this number where you like put them vertically

733
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: and you have to do that, and it's it's it

734
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 1: works yeah, okay, all right. Well I try to make

735
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: summer rolls last night, and I was also trying to

736
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: julian the vegetables and cut them vertically with like cucumber

737
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: and carrot, and they start just getting chopped. Do you

738
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, You're trying to make and the um. Yeah,

739
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 1: I want to do something drastic, not to my hair,

740
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: because it's always a regret. I think my hair. I've

741
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 1: realized keeping it long equals fertility. I think you're thinking

742
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: about fertility, and I'm like, oh, that's why I'm obsessed

743
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: with long hair. What I think you should like full

744
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: on bleach no way, bleached it before it's too much work.

745
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 1: I bleached it um in two thousand fifteen, and it

746
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: does not suit my skin tone. Bad idea. Glad I

747
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: already know it because I would be on board. Your

748
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: eyebrows gone No, if anything, I've been dark. Eyebrows are

749
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 1: too so lately, and that's been a fun thing. I think, Nikki,

750
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: like on the weekends, I've been loving your stage outfits,

751
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,359
Speaker 1: and that to me feels like a big change. It's

752
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 1: like almost like yes, like an alternate personality, but just

753
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: like an onstage person This weekend, I went all out.

754
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know like the dress I ordered. I ordered

755
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 1: like four from Revolve and I was going to return

756
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: the rest, and that one, the one I chose, was

757
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: the one I secretly wanted. But it was kind of

758
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: like too much. But it was too much, but I

759
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 1: fucking loved it. Yeah, I like dressing up big time.

760
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 1: It was a little lingerie. I would have preferred it

761
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: to have straps and it to have a skirt on

762
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: the bottom. That wasn't lingerie because it was already so lingerie.

763
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 1: Was like, the skirt doesn't need to be laced to

764
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 1: look like a victorious secret model, like an angel. It

765
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: felt like angels. Yes, that's what it was. It was

766
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 1: totally an angel's outfit, which I love and I mean

767
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: not not going for that look. But the top did

768
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: not fit. It was like I have like kind of

769
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,720
Speaker 1: a longer stomach torso, so it was a little short,

770
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: and so I when I was performing, I had to

771
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 1: wear a braw on top of it. I wore a

772
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: Walmart brau on top of this four hunderdollar dress. The

773
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 1: dog could tell well and so I can tell in

774
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: pictures and pictures. I was like, oh my god, my

775
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 1: stylists are going to see this and be like, is

776
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: that got her? I mean like I feel like, yeah,

777
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: it totally was just a backup emergency Brad to wear

778
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 1: under a black T shirt like this is not this

779
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: is a T shirt bra. This isn't like this should

780
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 1: be poking out to be sexy bra. It was like

781
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 1: it was only the only one I had and I

782
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: had no other choice. And my mom is very like

783
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: conservative when she's like, what are you gonna do? You

784
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: cannot wear that with the nipples coming out, and I

785
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 1: go with my nipples that will be funny, Like who can't?

786
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: She goes, Nikki, just wear it? I say, where the bra?

787
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: Just wear it like that? So she was hilarious this weekend.

788
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, I'll tell you after all, I

789
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:57,399
Speaker 1: won't forget Crow. I was getting to that, but yeah,

790
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like a support during this theory

791
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: that you're the least kip person around except with your

792
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: iPhone thing, which I also agree with about iPhones versus Andrew.

793
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: I can't help that. I'm not not trying to hate

794
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: people with green bubble iPhones. I's just my subconscious. Don't

795
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: my subconscious thinks you're poor? You, well, I well, I

796
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: don't judge you for it because I know, like there's

797
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: and and it's not my fault that poor equals. But

798
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: that's like what society has taught me. I know it's wrong.

799
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 1: I don't actually actively want to lean into it just happens.

800
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 1: It's just it's it's there's no control in my brain

801
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: when I see a green bubble and go poor, don't

802
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 1: like them get about my life conscious. I don't think

803
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: it's yeah, I mean honestly, yeah, I fight against it.

804
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 1: So yeah, don't follow me on that. But anyway, so

805
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: go on, why am I not after party? Well? To

806
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: to the cute stories about you, if I may. I'm

807
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 1: just so proud of you, like cried ugly cried after

808
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: the show, because you've got a standing ovation and it

809
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: was like to be on the road with you for

810
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: two years and to see that. I'm just kidding, You're

811
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 1: just You're just like Matt. If I tell him, like,

812
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,399
Speaker 1: your hair looks great today, it's like, so every other

813
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 1: day you hate my hair. No, no, no, no, no,

814
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: I don't expect stating inovations. I think they're actually like,

815
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: I think they the reason I got one, and I

816
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 1: let me just say it is because I did great.

817
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,280
Speaker 1: There's there's always but I could get one every time

818
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: because I've told the listeners this before. You do a

819
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: thing called coy ing, which is I came up with

820
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: from watching Joe coy do it you at the end

821
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: of your set. You have to have a good set.

822
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 1: You can't have a bad set. You gotta end strong.

823
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,240
Speaker 1: You don't even have a good set, you gotta end strong.

824
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: And then when you say good night, you stay out

825
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: there and you wave, and you wait there at the

826
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: microphone like you're saying goodbye, and you wait, and eventually

827
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: someone will be like, I like that so much, I

828
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: want to stand up, and then everyone will fall suit

829
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: and you'll get a standing ovation. It's the trick. You

830
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: can do it. The reason I got one the other night,

831
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: it's because my dad and I were out there and

832
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: we stayed and also we ended on a song. It's

833
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 1: much to get standing ovation from music than it is

834
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 1: like and it was my balls the whole time. You know,

835
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 1: like it's just easier on a big fucking high note

836
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 1: that everyone knows you're closing with the song. Everyone loves

837
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 1: to be like thank you Cleveland, then to like end

838
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: with a quip about molestation, and then you're like, yeah,

839
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: you know, think so these are an interesting point, that

840
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,399
Speaker 1: might be a good point, but but that's why I've

841
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: never I don't get that. I don't think it's bad

842
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: that I haven't gotten. But I did get one the

843
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: other night yet. But like, regardless of that, it still

844
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: was standing ovation worthy. It was an amazing song. You

845
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 1: nailed it. You guys are great, so you can't use

846
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: your shitty excuses for like, well it was amazing, but yeah,

847
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: no it was. I'm not taking all the fact I

848
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: am amazing and I did and it was. But there

849
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 1: are their psychological tricks to standing ovations, and I don't

850
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,919
Speaker 1: think that people should take credit for them literally ever.

851
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 1: Unless you literally say good night and everyone stands up

852
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,760
Speaker 1: right away, that's a true one. But if it takes time,

853
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: you know, but you still do good when you got

854
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 1: you kind of you played with you know, give them

855
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 1: two seconds. If there's an older crowd, they need to go.

856
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 1: So you're anyway, you're like on the side stage, you

857
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 1: finally come off, and you're like you sit down and

858
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: you're taking off your super high heel boots and I'm like,

859
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 1: I'm ugly crying. I can't even help it. I'm just like, oh,

860
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: like in volunteary, like, oh my god. She's like, oh

861
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 1: my god, are you crying? I go, yeah, you got

862
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 1: a standing ovation. She's like did I think they just

863
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: wanted to stand up and go. I think they're leaving. Yeah,

864
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:36,959
Speaker 1: well that is true too. You can always like people.

865
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 1: They were going to get up and collect their things eventually.

866
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: And the other still playing the other non kid thing

867
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,240
Speaker 1: was like, we had this fun after party. Your people

868
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: had gotten you this great cake and we all ate

869
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: cake in the in the backstage, and it was just like,

870
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: it's so funny how wholesome you are, Like for being

871
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: such a comic that's known for dirty stuff, you really

872
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: just love your family hanging out with ends and that's it.

873
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: Like you don't drink, you know what I mean, Like

874
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,399
Speaker 1: you'll you'll just you just want to have a good

875
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: homeye time. And then we all went to the hotel. Yeah,

876
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: and we like all crammed like nine people into this

877
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 1: little room with two beds, and it was so cute,

878
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,760
Speaker 1: like e J was talking to all the band boys

879
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 1: about guitar stuff on one bed, and then all the

880
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:25,280
Speaker 1: girls were on the other bed me, Nicki, Hillary and Julie.

881
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 1: Yeah over there. It was so fun. And then that's

882
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: where my mom revealed that she wants a crow. You guys,

883
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,959
Speaker 1: I'm just so I knew I was annoyed right away

884
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: when she not annoyed, but let me just I was

885
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: a little bit like, you want to crow? Because we've

886
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 1: had I had birds kids. We had a pair of keet,

887
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: we had a Django, we had another Kiwi, and then

888
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: we had Django. Django flew the coop. Kiwi died um

889
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 1: and my mom was not thrilled about either of those birds,

890
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: and it was like a fight to get them. She

891
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: was happy when not happy, but she was just kind

892
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: of like, we're not getting another bir when they died.

893
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 1: And then suddenly she wants a crow and I go,

894
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: she goes, I want to crow, and she's very serious

895
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: and adamant about it, and I'm like why and she

896
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:12,320
Speaker 1: was like, they are the smartest birds. They're intelligent. Shiitnick, No,

897
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,800
Speaker 1: they are smart. And she's kind of laughing when she

898
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 1: says it, but I go, really, that's why. And I go,

899
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: what do you want to do with this crow? Like

900
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:24,720
Speaker 1: what do you need it to do? Like sol solve

901
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: like little I don't know problems, like you know when

902
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: when you see crows intelligence, they're always like putting like

903
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: you know, you know those like like wood carved things

904
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 1: where it's like shapes and then they have to find

905
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: the right shape to put the wood on, Like is

906
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: that what you want to do with? Like what do

907
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: you need a smart crow around for? And then this

908
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 1: is what I got to essentially, so she kept saying,

909
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 1: because they're smart, nick, you and I go, parrots are smart, mom?

910
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: What is a parrot not able to give you? That?

911
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 1: A crow cut? And I go, who's gonna train? Those

912
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: are trained crows that you're watching on these YouTube videos.

913
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: Usually crows like don't like you. They're not domesticated, they

914
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: haven't had a long lineage of dem stication. They're not

915
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 1: meant to be around people. And you she actively wanted one,

916
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: come to find out. And I like the way they look,

917
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: and I go, you want to crow? Because there you

918
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: she likes. She goes, I have crossed all over my

919
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: house and I go, I know you do. That's why

920
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: you want to crow because of its looks. And you know,

921
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: nothing lights my fire up more than like I like

922
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 1: this animal because it looks this way, and I'm going

923
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: to prefer it then this one who looks like all

924
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 1: that way. You like THEO James, Yeah, but I don't

925
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 1: want it. If I in my life had a place

926
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: for to love a man, okay, I wouldn't go THEO

927
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: James or nothing. Let's say THEO James is my crow.

928
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: If my mom is this analogy, I would go. Okay,

929
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 1: even though that the thing I want isn't gonna look like,

930
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 1: I will settle for something else that will give me

931
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: just as much, because THEO James is not really a

932
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: good match for me, because it's gonna peck at some

933
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: because I'm not domesticated. So I might give if I actually,

934
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 1: if I think my mom has enough love in her

935
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: life to give an animal and like wants to get

936
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 1: a pet, but it has to be crow, then that

937
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: bog that bugs me because just give that love to

938
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: something else just because of its look, she wouldn't love

939
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 1: like obviously you have a piece of your heart you

940
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: get to like you could you have the time that

941
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,240
Speaker 1: you can commit to an animal, give it to something

942
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: that maybe doesn't look like a crow. But if you want, like,

943
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, I feel the same way about adoption,

944
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 1: Like if you can't have your own kid, then go

945
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 1: then adopt. Clearly you have love in your heart for

946
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 1: a kid, just because it's not going to look the

947
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: way you wanted to, maybe try this other thing, because

948
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 1: you clearly have something to give the world. Why not.

949
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 1: So that's what made me mad is that my mom,

950
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: like it's always hated birds, but now she wants a

951
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: crow because the way it looks. And that's what bugs

952
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 1: me about people who get designer dogs and stuff like that,

953
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 1: Like I did not like the way Marian looked, or

954
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 1: when I got sent pictures of them the first time

955
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: when I had a dog in my mind of what

956
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: dog I wanted, it did not look like either of

957
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: those dogs didn't look to tell you, I don't even

958
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 1: remember at the time, it looked. It looked uglier than Mary,

959
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: like it was dark. There was like one I'll show you.

960
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: It's just that I I fell in love this, this

961
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: one dog that ended up losing. So I kind of

962
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 1: had my like locked around this like a little Chihuahua

963
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: that looked exactly like littler than Luigi, little thinner, a

964
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 1: little bit more needy, not as like scriggly, like I

965
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 1: didn't want a white dog. I don't want to want

966
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 1: anything that we resembled a terrier like. I had an

967
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 1: aesthetic in mind, like everyone does. But then I signed

968
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: up to be a foster so that I wouldn't have

969
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: to commit to a dog I didn't want. And guess what,

970
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: I those dogs are so much better looking than any

971
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 1: other fucking dog I could ever imagine for myself. I

972
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 1: literally think everyone else's dog is gross and mine are perfect.

973
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 1: And they're not perfect, they're just mine and I love them,

974
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 1: and if they were someone else's, I'd be like, they're

975
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: not as good as mine. So it's just I. You

976
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: can love anything if if you have enough love in

977
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: your heart to consider getting something, let the looks thing

978
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: go unless you have to fuck it. If you have

979
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: to fuck your dog, the fucking your dog and being

980
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 1: sexually attracted to it is like a part of having one,

981
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: then yes, maybe that you should get one that you

982
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,760
Speaker 1: need to be attracted to, much like in a relationship

983
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 1: like I don't want. I'm not telling people just get

984
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,320
Speaker 1: involved with someone who you are disgusted by just because

985
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 1: you need a partner. But actually, maybe I don't know.

986
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: Does this make sense? Your mom I'll take a rate.

987
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: She goes, I want to crow. I want to crow

988
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 1: or a raven. I don't know the difference. She doesn't

989
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 1: know the difference. I go, you need to do some

990
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: more research before you got to crow. There, let's lean

991
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: intoor a stupidity. Um, no that no one knows this.

992
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: By the way, come up with a group of people

993
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: before talking about this. And if we don't know what,

994
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: we're not stupid? What do you mean? What do you know?

995
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: I think they're different. I've looked it up before. Ravens

996
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 1: are bigger and more gothic, go like screech screw shadow,

997
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 1: no shadows. They're like they're smaller, right, Oh, I thought

998
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,799
Speaker 1: they were bigger. Forget it, No, I just made that up.

999
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 1: I literally even hang out on like gargoyles and crows

1000
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: are just cornfield exactly what they do before. Gargoyles though,

1001
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: like ravens around before the crows like peck the eyes

1002
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: of um scarecrows and raven saying on gargoyles. But if

1003
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: you just so okay out of context, if it was

1004
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 1: just a picture of one on a blank sheet of

1005
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 1: paper with no gargoyle or no scarecrows, you'd see they're

1006
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: looking its eye. You have a blood red eye. Much

1007
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 1: on the Ravens. Yeah, it's gopic because if you will, oh,

1008
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,720
Speaker 1: if you're a goth, would you rather be named Raven

1009
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: or crow? Raven because it's actually I would crow because

1010
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 1: the crow is like the quintessential movie crow. Yeah, so

1011
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: we died on the crow, much like Raven is so

1012
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,320
Speaker 1: much more cat though, like Ravens are in a higher

1013
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 1: just some one to say Raven. Sorry, actually that's so raven.

1014
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 1: Raven's a cool name. No, the bird, I'm saying the bird.

1015
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 1: They're bird. Yeahs are crows are blue collars, are like

1016
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:18,280
Speaker 1: blue collar because they have to wear the little collar

1017
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: because they're like someone's pion pet. They are cool. My

1018
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 1: mom is not wrong. Okay, we gotta go to break

1019
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 1: and we're not only going to discuss ravens and crows

1020
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 1: and really not come to any kind of conclusion about

1021
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: what they are. Oh my god, hold up a picture

1022
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 1: of Luigi looking so handsome, so much like video James.

1023
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 1: Noah has been watching the Luigi and Marian I can't

1024
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: get into details why, but she watched them over the

1025
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: weekend when my parents were in New York and pictures

1026
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:51,479
Speaker 1: of yeah, of them in these pictures. I can't get

1027
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: over Noah, he's so good a rapper here, or like

1028
00:51:56,080 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 1: Timothy Shallow he's he's skating on a skate. Have Luigi

1029
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 1: pictures on our instagram so you can really get all

1030
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 1: juice stuff. Yeah, we should do a calendar. He is

1031
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 1: he has no idea. That's the thing I love about

1032
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 1: so hot, he's humble. I feel like oil on. We

1033
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 1: got to go to break. Okay, we'll talk lots about

1034
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 1: when we get back. All right, we're back, and um

1035
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: it's it's the Nicki Glazer Podcast. And let's play a

1036
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: game that we haven't played a little a little bit

1037
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: on here called Top one Bottom one. Today's category is

1038
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: ranks anything besides coffee. And can I make another addendum

1039
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 1: to this addended up? So I feel like all of

1040
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 1: us love Seltzer. How about no Seltzer allowed. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah,

1041
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 1: I'm into this. No Seltzer. It can have a Seltzer

1042
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 1: base if it's like a mocktail, but not just a

1043
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 1: clear Seltzer like brand. We can't no water lose, no locroise.

1044
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: No Zevia is unfortunately, um where can I do Zevia yes,

1045
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: of course, no you can't. Well it's a sema is it?

1046
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 1: A Seltzer has Seltzer in it? Like everything soda has

1047
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 1: selts in it. We just kiss plain Seltzer, plain Seltzer.

1048
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: Got it? Okay, it wasn't gonna talks anyway. I've been worrying. Okay,

1049
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: let's start with um the worst top bottom? Do you

1050
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:33,760
Speaker 1: have your worst drink? Taylor? Uh? CoA cola disgusting? Wait? Pepsi, pepsi?

1051
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: Oh wait, cola cola? Just cola? R C. Wait? What

1052
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: about Dr Pepper? That's not coola is it? I don't know.

1053
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 1: Do you hate? No? Okay, so then it's not cola soda? Soda?

1054
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:52,399
Speaker 1: Is that too broad? Cola? Like the flavor? Cola is disgusting?

1055
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 1: Why I don't. I haven't had it since I was

1056
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,399
Speaker 1: a kid. One time, I remember I kissed a boy

1057
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: and he tasted like cola and it was dis so

1058
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: like dumped. But you think if like Dr Pepper, do

1059
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 1: you think you'd like it? Or do you count that

1060
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 1: as no? I loved it when I was a kid.

1061
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 1: What about now? What about diet diet pepper? Diet cola?

1062
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 1: I wouldn't drink diet Okay, this is an interesting one.

1063
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I want to think about it

1064
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: because I don't know what about it? What about you know?

1065
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: What about um? Orange soda? Like any I don't drink

1066
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: any soda? This sucks. I'm bad at this. No, they're

1067
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 1: not bad at it. But why don't you drink any soda?

1068
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 1: I don't It's too much sugar. I don't like sugar.

1069
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: You don't like you don't like sweet stuff. I think

1070
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 1: I know that about you, but I forgot it. No,

1071
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: I relearned it all right. Um your worst one is cola.

1072
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 1: It's the grossest thing I can think of. Um My

1073
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 1: would have to be eggnog because it's both of the

1074
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:50,279
Speaker 1: milk and which are the two of the grossest things

1075
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 1: I can think of. Is just and it just or

1076
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 1: a plain glass of milk, anything like that. But to

1077
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 1: really make it it would be like drinking. I hate

1078
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: deviled eggs. That's my number one. We're food favorite food?

1079
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 1: Where did from? Um? Eggnog? For me? Is gonna talk

1080
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 1: like it? Just? I think I would really have a

1081
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,240
Speaker 1: gag reflect on that, and I don't have that usually

1082
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 1: for even blow jobs. It's kind of like the aftermath

1083
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 1: of a blowjob, really creamy, creamy. I think it is good.

1084
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 1: I just have never had it because it sounds it

1085
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: looks like plain milk, a little tint to it, and

1086
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: it looked and has a word egg and it's very sweet.

1087
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 1: Oh it is you can make it. I made it

1088
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: for Christmas? What it does it taste like any Does

1089
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 1: it taste like cake batter or something like it? Or

1090
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 1: does it taste eggs? Like it's like a melted froyo?

1091
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 1: It doesn't, but it doesn't taste eggy? What? Really? Yeah,

1092
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: it's it's it's raw eggs. So I don't know. Why

1093
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,840
Speaker 1: would I don't tell me that to get into it

1094
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 1: because everyone always like no. But before I was vegan,

1095
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 1: everyone's like eggnog. It's like but it has the word

1096
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 1: egg in it. Why would anyone want to drink something

1097
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 1: with egg? So it doesn't taste like eggs? Have you

1098
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 1: tried egg? I'm seriously blown away. I missed out on

1099
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 1: eggnog and it tastes like cake batter. It's really freaking

1100
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: it's sweet. I thought it was just like I thought,

1101
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 1: literally it was like drinking egg yolks and like you know,

1102
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 1: like Sylvester Stallone, like drinking like eggs with a little

1103
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,720
Speaker 1: milk in it. Why would you keep telling children about

1104
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 1: egg Why wouldn't you say it's called eggnog, but it

1105
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,280
Speaker 1: tastes nothing like eggs because eggs are grossed to drink,

1106
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:40,359
Speaker 1: because they would just have a sip and no dream

1107
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 1: and egg cream. It doesn't even have eggs in it.

1108
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:47,840
Speaker 1: What isn't an egg cream just like a soda drink

1109
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 1: with some You've never had an egg cream like your

1110
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: grandpa probably drank egg creams. And egg cream is a

1111
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 1: cold beverage consisting of milk, carbonated water, and flavored syrup.

1112
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 1: No eggs, no egg Okay, well this is eggs. Need

1113
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: to understand that if you put your name in something else,

1114
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 1: but you're not going to drink it and you're they're

1115
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:09,919
Speaker 1: not going to know that there's nothing there's no egg

1116
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 1: in it. Wait till you try vegan eggnog. When because

1117
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 1: I was thinking I would love a vegan eggnog, but

1118
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 1: I don't want it to taste like egg I don't

1119
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 1: want to be reminded of egg flavor in a beverage.

1120
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 1: It's really good, it's just like it's like nutmeg. Now

1121
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 1: my mouth is watering because I'm thinking of drinking like

1122
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: liquefied cake battery, and I'm like, I'm gonna make it

1123
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 1: for you. It's still winter, it's allowed. Your socks are

1124
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 1: doing that. You don't r together. That's Eggno, okay, no,

1125
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 1: I like I have a cramp, it's n It's okay. No.

1126
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:53,919
Speaker 1: What is your least favorite? My least favorite beverage has

1127
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: to be cama meal tema meal. T Why because when

1128
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 1: you were kids, after we would have stomach aches and

1129
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 1: throw up, our parents would force us to drink camemeal.

1130
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 1: So now every time I taste it or smell it,

1131
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 1: I get that like soreness in the back of my throat,

1132
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:18,439
Speaker 1: you know, from like the bile. It just and it's

1133
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 1: just instant. I don't I don't even know what tastes like.

1134
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 1: I mean, that makes total sense that that, Yeah, if

1135
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 1: we're not going alcoholic drinks, because like yeager for me

1136
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 1: even saying the word, I start to yak up because

1137
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 1: I've had Yeah, okay, so we all have that, so

1138
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 1: we're not including those on this. Yeah, that's a really

1139
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 1: good one because it's just such a you know, response

1140
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 1: to like trauma that you know, you know you were

1141
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 1: going through and can you camalty to me? Reminds me

1142
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 1: taste like, um, this restaurant, what does it taste like?

1143
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 1: It tastes like I want to feel like cool right now,

1144
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 1: and everyone else at the table's ordering tea, so I

1145
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 1: will too, And the only one they have that isn't

1146
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 1: caffeinated is camemeal. That's what That's what came meal tastes like,

1147
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 1: is that I've had a cozy restaurant with my friends,

1148
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 1: trying to see like someone who just like likes tea,

1149
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 1: even though I want to chug eighteen night cokes. And

1150
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:17,920
Speaker 1: it tastes like disappointment, flower disappointment, And it tastes like

1151
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 1: I'm starving and I want to eat in this fucking

1152
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 1: stupid restaurant takes too long and everyone's like, what are

1153
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: you going to have? And no one can decide on

1154
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 1: what they want, and everyone is waiting to order what

1155
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 1: you want before they get to their order. It tastes

1156
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 1: like waiting for people to decide what they want to

1157
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 1: eat and then also picking at their appetizer and we're

1158
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 1: not gonna get the entrees until the appetizer. And I

1159
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 1: actually ordered a bunch of appetizers for my entree so

1160
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: my appetizers are sitting in front of me, and I'm

1161
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,440
Speaker 1: waiting for everyone else to get their entrees because I

1162
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 1: don't like to eat before people, because then when you eat,

1163
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 1: I just end up getting jealous because I'm still hungry

1164
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 1: because I never there's never enough food. And that's what

1165
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 1: cam a meal tea tastes like to me. Just order

1166
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 1: you know what you want. You've been to a time

1167
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 1: restaurant before. Okay, this doesn't work for time because the

1168
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 1: Comedy Cellar, Yes, just know what you want faster and

1169
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 1: also eat like faster. Everyone please, that did um least

1170
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 1: favorite drink? There were so many that I had, but

1171
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:18,600
Speaker 1: I'm going to settle on comput. It's a Russian drink,

1172
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 1: which is just like Taylor knows you did combot. I

1173
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 1: think it's compote in English, but it's comput and it's

1174
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 1: just they take fruit, old fruit, just cut it up.

1175
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 1: This is how my mom does it. Just old fruit

1176
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 1: that's rotting in your house, cut it up as like

1177
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 1: it's turning pears, apples, plums, and then put it in

1178
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 1: a big thing and pour water over it. That's it,

1179
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 1: and just put it in the fridge so it's not

1180
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: even sweeten. It's just like jelly. So it's like it's

1181
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 1: a drink. It's a drink with your food in the bottom.

1182
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 1: I mean it comes from really tough times when things

1183
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 1: weren't going well and we had rotted fruit and that's

1184
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:00,440
Speaker 1: all you could afford. I mean it sounds like a

1185
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 1: drink based on yeah, tough times. Um, you know, poor drink, Maria.

1186
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:12,240
Speaker 1: It's like it's like the green text bubbles of drinks.

1187
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 1: I was always like, you know, she'd pour it from

1188
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,760
Speaker 1: me and be like, but why is there no sugar

1189
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 1: in here? No, honey, it just tastes like it's almost

1190
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:23,480
Speaker 1: it's either almost rotten and horrible or so far from

1191
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 1: being good. There are so many drinks and rest of

1192
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 1: the drifts, does it taste like a rottt spin drift

1193
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 1: is like not enough fruit in it? Yes, you're drinking

1194
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 1: one right now, listen. I like them, but they're always

1195
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 1: leave me like it's not enough. It's like it's just

1196
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 1: a soda, being like you don't get to drink actual fruit. Yes,

1197
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 1: you know that you don't deserve five grams of sugar.

1198
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 1: You get a half of one per can and you

1199
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,440
Speaker 1: should be happy with that. Fatty like spin drifts are

1200
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 1: always just like you're you don't you're not enough. Um, okay,

1201
01:01:56,360 --> 01:02:01,000
Speaker 1: come put, come come posts. Okay, too close to compost,

1202
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 1: which is which is pretty much yea like a compost.

1203
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 1: Oh you know what kombucha is In Russia, they take

1204
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 1: bread and water and then they just let it ferment,

1205
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 1: which is basically or mushrooms, and let that ferment grows

1206
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 1: on it. K v A s class. I'm going to

1207
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:26,920
Speaker 1: make vast and it's just not This is all Russian

1208
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 1: word I learned that means like disgusting, right, yes, exactly. Um,

1209
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 1: all right, let's get to the top, because my stomach

1210
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 1: is turning to turn. Speaking of things turning, the fruit turns,

1211
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 1: my stomach turns talking about gross drinks. Now, let's get

1212
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 1: to the great beverages. What's your favorite beverage? Yes? Um,

1213
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 1: I like a Bally yogurt soda mint flavor, a Bali

1214
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:57,640
Speaker 1: yogurt soda mint my bottom. It's really it's saltzer and

1215
01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: yogurt kind of like it's bubbly yogurt with mint flavor.

1216
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 1: It's so good. Wait where did you yesterday? Where do

1217
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 1: you find it? I got it into Global Foods. But

1218
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:12,240
Speaker 1: it's like um, it's Middle Eastern. How did you originally

1219
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:15,200
Speaker 1: discover it? At the Living in San Francisco? Just like

1220
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 1: at a corner store? Really you took a chance on that?

1221
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: About like fifty things of pickles yesterday, I don't know

1222
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:25,640
Speaker 1: what the hell they were Russian, I've been on a pickle.

1223
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:29,080
Speaker 1: But sometimes you're just in the not pickled beverage. Though

1224
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 1: my mom would be pick just pickles right now, you would,

1225
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 1: she'd be so into this, Yeah, that was on my list.

1226
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:39,320
Speaker 1: And third, so you like to try different things like

1227
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 1: rather than just stick to what you know, You'll you'll

1228
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:45,240
Speaker 1: be like, oh, this is an interesting new beverage. Yeah, yeah,

1229
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: I love BEVs as long as doesn't have sugar. So

1230
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 1: this doesn't have any sugar in it. Maybe it's a

1231
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 1: little bit in the yogurt, but yeah too, Okay, I'll well,

1232
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:57,040
Speaker 1: there's not vegan ones. There might be maybe okay, Um,

1233
01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that. Good to know. My favorite

1234
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 1: it recently and this is just for recently, has been

1235
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:10,200
Speaker 1: Nacho Mama's Medium Salsa. A pint of it I've been

1236
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:15,040
Speaker 1: drinking my my my mouth is watering right now here.

1237
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 1: Parents when we were kids and I would drink that

1238
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 1: brown one. It's the medium whatever one it is. I

1239
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 1: actually got the mild one. It wasn't as good. But

1240
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 1: I want to go see my kids sisters kids gymnastics class,

1241
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 1: and it's right by Nacho Mamas, which is my favorite

1242
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:34,400
Speaker 1: Mexican place in St. Louis. And the salsa is not chunky,

1243
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:37,600
Speaker 1: it's like so fine, and it's like you really can't

1244
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 1: sip on this cup like I sip in the cup

1245
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:42,840
Speaker 1: at the gymnastics class. It's like it's gaspacho. It's so

1246
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 1: good my throat. I'm I'm so wet right now. I

1247
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 1: can't even take it. It's so much right now. I

1248
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 1: want to go later. Actually, I think I might have

1249
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:56,120
Speaker 1: to go drive back and pick up my trays from

1250
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:58,200
Speaker 1: my Arthurdonis that I forgot there this morning, so I

1251
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 1: might go back and get some. But I go, they go,

1252
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 1: do you want chips with that? And I'm like, no,

1253
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 1: I don't need chips. I'm drinking. I drank two pints

1254
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,520
Speaker 1: of it the other day. I didn't like it's salty.

1255
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:15,080
Speaker 1: What did it do intestinal track? Nothing? It was great.

1256
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,840
Speaker 1: It was a festa up in there. I loved it.

1257
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,280
Speaker 1: I feel like last time I did that. And sometimes

1258
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:23,080
Speaker 1: when I drink too much salt, my eyes get all puffy,

1259
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 1: and I'm like, sure they did. I probably looked crazy

1260
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 1: for You're right, I probably it was probably so much salt.

1261
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:33,520
Speaker 1: I don't even know what they put in it. Oh

1262
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 1: it's not like fresh blended. Oh it's fresh, but who

1263
01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:39,440
Speaker 1: knows what they They probably had sugar to I mean

1264
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 1: it is so good. All right. What's your favorite beverage? Uh? Noah? Okay,

1265
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 1: So this is like a new thing that I discovered. Um,

1266
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:52,120
Speaker 1: I don't like milk in my drinks, and I have

1267
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 1: not had any success with boba tea. However, there's a

1268
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:59,040
Speaker 1: place here in town called DNK Tea. It's a Taiwanese

1269
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:04,520
Speaker 1: teahouse and they have this like kum quat lemonade, and

1270
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:08,000
Speaker 1: they have these like popping bobo balls that are like

1271
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 1: passion fruit flavor, and the combination of the two is

1272
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 1: just like heaven. Oh my god, I want to try

1273
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:19,280
Speaker 1: to sit what so, what is the base of the

1274
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:22,479
Speaker 1: milk or whatever? So the base I could choose something

1275
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:25,000
Speaker 1: that's not tea, which is they have like all these

1276
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 1: different options of like lemonade, and this one is cum

1277
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:32,400
Speaker 1: quat lemonade. Kum quat lemonade plus the passion fruit boba. Yeah,

1278
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:34,800
Speaker 1: it's like these. Yeah, it's kind of like gushers because

1279
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:37,040
Speaker 1: the boba balls like when they pop, you get this

1280
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:40,440
Speaker 1: like little when I used to have when I was

1281
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 1: in Thailand, we got some boba, but it was the

1282
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:45,160
Speaker 1: I like the milky version. That's um okay, there's no

1283
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:47,480
Speaker 1: milk in it those. So it's like cleared lemonade, and

1284
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 1: they customize it. You can choose like how sweet you

1285
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:53,720
Speaker 1: want and how much ice? Oh how often did you

1286
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 1: get one every day? No? That that would not be good?

1287
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,320
Speaker 1: Is it like so much sugar? You think? Oh, it's

1288
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:03,040
Speaker 1: actually because I get like zero percent sugar in it,

1289
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: like in the drink. Why is it? Wouldn't it be

1290
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:07,920
Speaker 1: good to get it every day because I have to

1291
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:12,439
Speaker 1: like like drive out there. Oh yeah, see, this would

1292
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 1: be really plastic. I would drive, I walk five, I

1293
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,480
Speaker 1: would literally do anything for anything. I love that much.

1294
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,480
Speaker 1: I would get it every day. Especially it was like

1295
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:22,920
Speaker 1: not that bad for me. Um, No, that's good that

1296
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:27,200
Speaker 1: you have we get on the weekends. I love. I

1297
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 1: was Nikki, Like my thought was like why would you

1298
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:33,400
Speaker 1: get it day? Why wouldn't you move closer to that location.

1299
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:36,440
Speaker 1: Would I disguise it so you could go there twice

1300
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:42,200
Speaker 1: and whip get to accounts so that you can pre

1301
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:45,400
Speaker 1: order it with different names. You get a burner phone,

1302
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:49,400
Speaker 1: so why would you find out if they're on uber

1303
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:51,800
Speaker 1: eats and post made at the same time. Why don't

1304
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:57,920
Speaker 1: you person there restraining order? Can you men getting frustraining

1305
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:03,560
Speaker 1: room for fucking boba? Like I almost I went to

1306
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:06,400
Speaker 1: a massage place today that for the second time in

1307
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:09,520
Speaker 1: a week, and I requested the girl that I love Linda.

1308
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:12,760
Speaker 1: She wasn't as good today, but like I was, as

1309
01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:15,040
Speaker 1: I was getting when, I was like, can I come

1310
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:17,400
Speaker 1: back tonight? Like Linda will still be here because I

1311
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:20,920
Speaker 1: know she's playing an indenture of time. Yeah, but I'd

1312
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 1: rather her work on me someone else who might be

1313
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:25,040
Speaker 1: like mean to her. And I tip really well, so

1314
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,639
Speaker 1: I might as well go back. But I also don't

1315
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:29,160
Speaker 1: want them to like get it. I think I'm like

1316
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:34,920
Speaker 1: crazy morning. It's just my is so horny for just

1317
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:40,880
Speaker 1: like getting Dug getting some some action. Final thought, I

1318
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:43,760
Speaker 1: don't want to hear my favorite? What is your favorite? Yeah?

1319
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:47,080
Speaker 1: That mine is so boring, but I like it. We're

1320
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:49,320
Speaker 1: allowed to have food in ours like yours is a food.

1321
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:52,439
Speaker 1: Noah's is a food as long as you're guzzling and

1322
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:56,000
Speaker 1: gulping it, and like you could if you can shoot food.

1323
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:58,040
Speaker 1: It's that's what I like. It's like a little bit dangerous,

1324
01:08:58,080 --> 01:08:59,720
Speaker 1: like I'm living on the edge. And I did end

1325
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:05,120
Speaker 1: choking on one over the weekend to try. I never

1326
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:09,639
Speaker 1: had a bote in my life. Okay, I've been really

1327
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:13,120
Speaker 1: because it's winter. I've been into these hot um lemon

1328
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:16,760
Speaker 1: ginger teas and I chop up fresh ginger and then

1329
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,639
Speaker 1: I put honey in it and a half of stevia

1330
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:22,599
Speaker 1: and piping hot and it's so delicious. I also love

1331
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:25,400
Speaker 1: a mocktail. It's tied with if I go out um

1332
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:28,639
Speaker 1: to a bar, I like a ginger, very gingery mock

1333
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:30,599
Speaker 1: tail with a lot of citrus. And they're not too

1334
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:32,960
Speaker 1: sweet but kind of so good. The one you had

1335
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 1: in New York at that place we went to the

1336
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:39,760
Speaker 1: last night on the Yes, that was delicious. I love

1337
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:43,040
Speaker 1: when they give you a little If any mixologists are listening,

1338
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:46,800
Speaker 1: when you give us those little ginger candies on a toothpick,

1339
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 1: that is everything to me. I will come back time

1340
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:53,120
Speaker 1: and time again. I will come three times in one night.

1341
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:55,960
Speaker 1: I should just buy some ginger candies. I do. I

1342
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:58,439
Speaker 1: have them. Sometimes it's just not the same because I

1343
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:02,639
Speaker 1: served them. Yeah, yeah, it's so fine in a bar

1344
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:05,000
Speaker 1: to have like a little candy to chew on. I

1345
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:08,840
Speaker 1: I got them. Just give a little courtesy shout out

1346
01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:11,559
Speaker 1: to diet Coke because it was going to top my thing.

1347
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:13,800
Speaker 1: I used to hate diet coke so much. They used

1348
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:17,799
Speaker 1: to because my mom would drink them in the nineties, eighties, nineties,

1349
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,080
Speaker 1: and I would sometimes drink from it and I'd be like,

1350
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:22,799
Speaker 1: it gives me a headache, Like my body definitely tasted

1351
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:25,560
Speaker 1: like there's something toxic in this. And I hated it.

1352
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:29,519
Speaker 1: And then you know, you get to be a woman

1353
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:32,519
Speaker 1: of an age, and then you get marketed to that

1354
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:34,519
Speaker 1: you're fat, and then you start going, well, diet cokes

1355
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:36,160
Speaker 1: the only thing I can drink. I would be bad

1356
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:38,280
Speaker 1: to do anything else. So then you start drinking it

1357
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:39,280
Speaker 1: and you kind of go, oh, I like it, and

1358
01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:43,160
Speaker 1: then you get addicted to it because it's so fucking addictive. Um,

1359
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:47,760
Speaker 1: and then I quit diet coke from two thousand. I

1360
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:49,760
Speaker 1: remember the last time I had it was that stand

1361
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:53,240
Speaker 1: up New York on seventy eighth and Broadway, going to

1362
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:56,000
Speaker 1: say the seventh of September, and it was probably two

1363
01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:58,160
Speaker 1: thousand on and I were living together two thousand ten

1364
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:01,519
Speaker 1: or something. So I went like ten years without having

1365
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 1: diet coke, maybe more or any diet soda. And then

1366
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:10,679
Speaker 1: Andrew and I got back into it in I think

1367
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:14,280
Speaker 1: like one. I think we're on f boy one and

1368
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:18,639
Speaker 1: it started just like one a day. Like, I fucking

1369
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:21,800
Speaker 1: love diet coke. It is a treat that I enjoy.

1370
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:24,120
Speaker 1: I have no shame about it anymore. I know it

1371
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,960
Speaker 1: is bad for me. I do not have like like

1372
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:28,519
Speaker 1: I think the former President of the United States, Donald

1373
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:33,360
Speaker 1: Trump had like twelve a day or something that's excessive. Yeah,

1374
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:36,600
Speaker 1: oh he he just loves Why are you shocked? I

1375
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:42,640
Speaker 1: know it love diet coke. Yeah, and adderall allegedly, but like,

1376
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:47,000
Speaker 1: let's come on, like obviously, um and uh, but I

1377
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:48,960
Speaker 1: love diet coke. I love, but I don't want it

1378
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:51,679
Speaker 1: in a can. I wanted it a bottle, plastic bottle.

1379
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:56,240
Speaker 1: Sorry environment, Sorry world, We're already it's nothing to do. Um.

1380
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:00,120
Speaker 1: And I just love it so much. And I for

1381
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:03,439
Speaker 1: all my diet cokeheads out there, like you've done nothing wrong.

1382
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:05,960
Speaker 1: It feels you feel like you should be drinking. I

1383
01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:10,519
Speaker 1: have a paper bag. Sometimes you're anything, huh, paired with

1384
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:15,440
Speaker 1: anything food? Um, I would say, like low level depression.

1385
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:18,680
Speaker 1: It's best with It's like when you're just starting to

1386
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,840
Speaker 1: hover on, like I think I might be eating really

1387
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:23,680
Speaker 1: sad get a diet coke. The caffeine will jolt you

1388
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:26,800
Speaker 1: out of it, but it's like a treat in your mouth. Um.

1389
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:29,479
Speaker 1: Paired with anything, No, Honestly, I just I like one

1390
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:32,680
Speaker 1: on its own. It's so attached to like I don't

1391
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:34,600
Speaker 1: want to eat right now for me that like, I

1392
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:37,040
Speaker 1: don't like it. I don't need to eat anything with it,

1393
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:39,400
Speaker 1: even though I would because I don't not eat when

1394
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:42,360
Speaker 1: I'm hungry, but like it just it's something that I

1395
01:12:42,439 --> 01:12:44,640
Speaker 1: want when I'm like I'm not hungry, but I'm also like,

1396
01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:46,800
Speaker 1: I don't want a coffee. It's just the best. I

1397
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:50,160
Speaker 1: just love it, and I hope that I never reach

1398
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:51,679
Speaker 1: a place where I need to give it up again.

1399
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:53,600
Speaker 1: Iphonder what wonder what happened last time? I think I

1400
01:12:53,640 --> 01:12:55,840
Speaker 1: was just drinking too many of them, and I probably

1401
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:57,760
Speaker 1: read some study that they ate you or something which

1402
01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:00,840
Speaker 1: they totally do. Yeah, they're bad for you, but I

1403
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:03,599
Speaker 1: did hit a rock bottom. Oh my neck is cracking.

1404
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:07,200
Speaker 1: Oh there's one really good like muscle that if I

1405
01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:10,560
Speaker 1: turn a certain way, it like really pinches. I love it.

1406
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:13,680
Speaker 1: I love cracking lack and I don't like cracking. But

1407
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:22,080
Speaker 1: when people crack crack no, no, no, uh kind of satisfying.

1408
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:24,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Are you so? Do you like? Do

1409
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:28,000
Speaker 1: you get? Um? Don't do it? But the worst crackage

1410
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:32,519
Speaker 1: ever was what people in school would pull their faces. No, no, no, no,

1411
01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:37,920
Speaker 1: I like no stop that right stop. It could never

1412
01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:41,200
Speaker 1: go back on, it could stay I could never go back,

1413
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:44,599
Speaker 1: it could stay out. You'll never come back. I can

1414
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:48,439
Speaker 1: only do it on three on each chance. Um. Alright, guys,

1415
01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:51,000
Speaker 1: we're gonna finish up the show. Any final thoughts, UM

1416
01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:54,720
Speaker 1: to say. I'm going to l A this week. I'm

1417
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:57,000
Speaker 1: doing I don't know, I'm getting some injections in my

1418
01:13:57,280 --> 01:14:02,800
Speaker 1: face why because I'm doing a partnership coming up that

1419
01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:05,200
Speaker 1: I'm going to get some little I need a little

1420
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:08,840
Speaker 1: something anyway, just a little bit and then um, and

1421
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:12,400
Speaker 1: then I'm filming a pilot and um, and then I'm

1422
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:16,840
Speaker 1: in Florida this weekend, Tampa and Orlando, two shows each.

1423
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:20,600
Speaker 1: I believe tickets still available. Come on out. I'm going

1424
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:22,439
Speaker 1: to be so excited to be in Florida because it's

1425
01:14:22,479 --> 01:14:29,280
Speaker 1: cold as fuck. We should bring our bathing you guys,

1426
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,040
Speaker 1: I would love to put on a bathing suit. I'm

1427
01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:37,360
Speaker 1: fucking feeling. I gained weight recently and I like it.

1428
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:42,559
Speaker 1: I want it. I like feeling. Um. I like feeling juicy,

1429
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:45,040
Speaker 1: like I either feel really skinny or I feel like

1430
01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:48,640
Speaker 1: in between, like like thick. I like feeling thick when

1431
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I gotta fucking ass. I don't like

1432
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:53,240
Speaker 1: that in between stage, which is like that's where I

1433
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:55,160
Speaker 1: feel like comfortable right now, I feel like I'm committed

1434
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:59,320
Speaker 1: to juice. And I'm gonna record this and play it

1435
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:02,600
Speaker 1: for you in two we No, because I know and

1436
01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:04,680
Speaker 1: I believe me. When I hate my body, I know

1437
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,560
Speaker 1: that I've said that I like it before about the

1438
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:10,560
Speaker 1: same body. No, I think that is true. Podcast what

1439
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:13,080
Speaker 1: you go. I'm going to record this for you later,

1440
01:15:13,479 --> 01:15:18,960
Speaker 1: like podcast. Literally, I'm just gonna podcast. Um No, I

1441
01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:20,880
Speaker 1: know when I feel bad about everybody, I know what

1442
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:22,840
Speaker 1: I've said good about it before. I know I'm in

1443
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:25,599
Speaker 1: a delusional tunnel playing audio of me liking it at

1444
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:28,200
Speaker 1: one point will not help me. I guarantee you it

1445
01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:30,240
Speaker 1: will make me shut down and even go deeper. So

1446
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:32,559
Speaker 1: please do not play this back. But right now I'm

1447
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:35,800
Speaker 1: feeling my soup. I'm feeling this out um and we're

1448
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,400
Speaker 1: gonna have a show tomorrow, so we'll see you then.

1449
01:15:37,439 --> 01:15:39,240
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening to be Kit and

1450
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:41,800
Speaker 1: Ye