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Speaker 1: I am now on the d I can't take it anymore. Still,

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Speaker 1: happy with that there Froggy, Yes, you're good with that

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Speaker 1: Beth name. Yes, yeah, you know who I love and

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Speaker 1: No it is. This song is not about doing yourself.

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Speaker 1: In several interviews, what else is liquid dream about? What's

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Speaker 1: the lyrics? You guys are nasty? Give me some ninety

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Speaker 1: eight degrees? Wow? Wow, I don't know. Wow is the

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Speaker 1: says to someone else who lives boy Bends. When they performed,

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Speaker 1: knows every word. When I hear this song, I want

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Speaker 1: boy band songs. Who charged? Who was the charge of

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Speaker 1: Keep within my soul, Iavy. Nothing's like get used to be. Sometimes.

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Speaker 1: with my If they don't sing this song Saturday, I'm

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Speaker 1: Don't you word? Nothing but boy bands all day long

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Speaker 1: did I hit a nerve Bethany? I get another one

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Speaker 1: the day has been on hold for thirty minutes. Hey Tranny,

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Speaker 1: how are you? I'm great? How are you? What we're doing? Well?

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry you've been on hold for almost thirty

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Speaker 1: made for a great walk. Oh my gosh, So Tyranny's

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Speaker 1: We're gonna send you an Elvis to insure you and

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Speaker 1: All right? Capricorn, refrained from talking nonsense to those you

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Speaker 1: people will take you more seriously. Your day isn'ty, Aquarius.

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Speaker 1: Pissy is an unexpected gift or financial benefit will fall

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Speaker 1: totally fine. Your careful analysis will benefit you in the end.

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Speaker 1: Your day is a nine Hey Taurus. Physically you're feeling strong,

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Speaker 1: but it would be wise to focus on your mental

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Speaker 1: health as well. Surround yourself with loved ones to push

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Speaker 1: showing your appreciation instead. Your day is a nine. That

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Speaker 1: you into trouble at times. Don't back out of drama

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Speaker 1: that you created. Instead fix it. Your days of seven

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Speaker 1: won't regret it. Your days of ten Virgo. Talking about

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Speaker 1: want your days in eight Libra, get ready to mark

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Speaker 1: Look at your phone. Do you hoard apps? No, I'm

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Speaker 1: how many unanswered emails? Do you have right now in

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Speaker 1: like this one, and I delete it. Good for you.

421
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: I wish I was that good looking at my apps.

422
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: We just stop pushing my buttons. Literally, It's like, do

423
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: you hate it when you're you're driving your car in

424
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: people reach over and start turning your buttons. You're like,

425
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: stop it so scary. Is like reaching over my shoulder

426
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: pushing my my buttons on my phone. Stop. But look

427
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: at these What am I gonna do with all these

428
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: fine friends? What is that? Exactly half of them you

429
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: look at it and you go, what the hell is

430
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 1: this again? Why did I download this? What is facet?

431
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: No clue? Um? Hey? How this our? David Brodie has

432
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: nine different browsers on his phone. What are you hoarding browsers? Yeah?

433
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: I have like six sound recorders, three weather apps. You

434
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: can never decide which one you like? Weather apps do

435
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: you need? Do you just need one weather forecast? One

436
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: for each of my nine browsers? Let's go talk to Camille. Hi, Camille,

437
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: how are you? We're learning that we are truly hoarders

438
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: without recognizing it. But I think now we're a little

439
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: blown away and how we are truly recognizing were hoarder?

440
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: Completely consider collection and that's how a collection is that

441
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,479
Speaker 1: how we get away with it. So what is your

442
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: husband's collect He collects sans coins and it's there. He's

443
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: got it closed from back in nineties something. I'm not

444
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: a closet, but at least six years because it's gotten

445
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: that bad. Daniel hit it on the head. I don't

446
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: know if we're considered hoarders. I think we're just lazy. Yah,

447
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: that's what it is. It's like you don't you don't

448
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: have enough time to organize what you need to organize,

449
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 1: And for me it's I'm sentimental and so I don't

450
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: like to get rid of clothes because they have memories attached.

451
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: I don't like to get rid of, you know, certain

452
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: like pieces of paperwork because I don't know, this is

453
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: like a ticket stub or this is something from a memory,

454
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: a plane ticket Erica, how are you hi? How you

455
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: guys doing doing? Okay? So you come from a family

456
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,239
Speaker 1: of hoarders. No, no, no, So my best friend her

457
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: family are complete hoarders, like the ones that you see

458
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: on TV, like they really have an issue. Yeah, oh

459
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: my goodness. I've been trying to get them on the

460
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: show for years. Well, yeah, that's kind of part of it.

461
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I was a hoarder if I'd

462
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: want to be on the show. But obviously we're learning

463
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 1: there are different levels of hordism. But but your friends family,

464
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: they're really really bad. Yeah, you know, and I think

465
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,479
Speaker 1: if you haven't used something in like six months, throwing

466
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,800
Speaker 1: out but they don't think you agree with that. This

467
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: is why I do that dumpster days thing. Every year.

468
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: I rolled a massive dumpster outside my house and just

469
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 1: start tossing things that cannot be donated and just tossed.

470
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: I filled up a ten yard dumpster a couple of

471
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 1: weekends ago. We'll just stuff. And you know you're a

472
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: hoarder if you walk down the street and you see

473
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 1: someone who's throwing stuff out and you're like, oh, maybe

474
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: I need this. I had to have, Erica. I had

475
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: to have. A friend of mine literally pulled me away

476
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: from crap on the side of the road. She's like,

477
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 1: it's broken. You don't need this. All right, Erica, thank you.

478
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: I go home and clean your stuff out. Okay, thank you.

479
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 1: See another thing is I get a birch box for guys.

480
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: So I get these little bitty samples of ointments and lotions.

481
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: I keep them all. I don't. I never use any

482
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: of them. You open a drawer at my house, it's

483
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 1: it's the most it's it's the most lotion filled drawer

484
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 1: in American. See my husband does that too, and he'll say, oh,

485
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: I need like you know when we go traveling, he goes, no,

486
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: you don't. He opens and every travel is exactly it's

487
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 1: all there. But you'll never go through it all. Yes,

488
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 1: Scott e V. I cannot answer why, but I have

489
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: every paste, ub and paper time sheet ever since I've

490
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,839
Speaker 1: worked here, and every single credit card I've ever had

491
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: in my life that's expired. I have hundreds of credit

492
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 1: cards in a drawer. What are you doing with nothing?

493
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 1: But I can't throw them out because I'm sick. I

494
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 1: think and I need help. I think. I think. What

495
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: we're doing right now is people are hearing this conversation.

496
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: They're going, wait a minute, Oh my god, I am

497
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 1: a hoarder because we tend to think of hoarding as

498
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: like hoarding newspapers from or the stuff that you see

499
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,839
Speaker 1: on the TV show. But I never really thought about

500
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: hoarding apps, or hoarding email, or hoarding chords. But I

501
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 1: totally do all of you. And you do hard chords.

502
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 1: You're a chord hoarder, You're you're a quarter. But also

503
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: when you buy electronics like Brody will keep the box forever,

504
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: like why did that? Why we need to return in

505
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 1: ten years? Alright, so hoarding, you are a warder. Grammy

506
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: we continues, All right, Daniel, You've got lots to talk about.

507
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: What's going on. So this is actually the first time

508
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: in fifteen years that the Grammy Awards is happening outside

509
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: of Los Angeles. So it's going to be kind of

510
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 1: crazy going down to New York. We know that happening

511
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 1: this Sunday and it's airing on CBS. So Beyonce isn't

512
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: scheduled to take the stage with the performance, but jay

513
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: Z is nominated in all of the major categories, so

514
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,399
Speaker 1: my guess is that she'll be there, so maybe she'll

515
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: jump on stage. Who knows, we'll see. It's all going down,

516
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: like we said on Sunday, and we cannot wait. The

517
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 1: Oscar nominees got announced yesterday. The Shape of Water lead

518
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: with thirteen nominations done. Kirk was next with eight. This

519
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: year's the nine Academy Awards. It all airs to Sunday,

520
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 1: March fourth, on ABC. Jimmy Kimmel is back as the

521
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,399
Speaker 1: host for the second straight here, so this is kind

522
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: of crazy. The actor that played Barney, do you know

523
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: what he's doing now? Remember Barney the Dinosaurs? No, he

524
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 1: is a Tan Trick massage like therapist. He has his

525
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: own practice. He's got lots of clients, and yeah, this

526
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 1: is the guy that played Barney. How weird is that

527
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: that's the cool thing about being completely hidden in your

528
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: job is that you can go on to have another job.

529
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: Right up until just literally this moment. And speaking of purple,

530
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 1: Barney was purple and Tinky Winky was the purple tell

531
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Speaker 1: us he'll be right well. The British actor that played him,

532
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: Simon Shelton, he passed away unexpectedly fifty two years old.

533
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: He passed away from hypothermia after collapsing in the streets

534
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 1: of Liverpool. So crazy and we just so weird. Joey

535
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: for Tone is saying that En Sinc. Will not reunite

536
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,439
Speaker 1: with just without Justin timber Lake. They're not gonna take

537
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: the stage at the super Bowl halftime show. It's just

538
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: a rumor as of now. He also denied Justin will

539
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: bring Janet Jackson. Joey says that he's not that kind

540
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: of person, that Justin is not controversial like that, So

541
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 1: we'll see. This is my favorite video. It's what relationships

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543
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,440
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544
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: things like pulling her leggings over her pregnancy bump, and

545
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: there's a little video of her helping him. Look, you

546
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 1: can't even see things to you know, take care of

547
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Speaker 1: certain areas when you're really big and pregnant, so you

548
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 1: can need a little bit of help. I remember not

549
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Speaker 1: Now walking by the microwave oven over there by the

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Speaker 1: coffee maker. Can't you just wait until it gets to

567
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,839
Speaker 1: zero to open the microwave door. Why do you open

568
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 1: it at one second? If somebody leading on the on

569
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 1: the counter too, they didn't hit clear, just hit clear?

570
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: Just who is the monster? You monster? But then again,

571
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 1: you know I get mad at that. Then you know

572
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: I was walking by my own micro even realized I

573
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 1: usually take stuff out of two seconds. We leave it there.

574
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: And when you make coffee, can't you just push the

575
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: coffee drawer back in when you're done? Can't you mean can't?

576
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: Would you use the curry? Can't you take the little

577
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 1: cup out the We have a fight over that in

578
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 1: my house all the time. Take the use curry cup

579
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: out the don't do that? And I'm looked at, like

580
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Speaker 1: why you take it out? The next time you take

581
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 1: it out, take it out, make it fresh. Also, my

582
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: other thing is like you'll walk through our studios and

583
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 1: they'll be like a bag that used to have food in.

584
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: You open the bag gets empty, but it's just sitting

585
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: out if you take the last one out, can't you

586
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: just throw it away? On Friday, I spent probably forty

587
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 1: five minutes cleaning up the living room because there was

588
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 1: like frosting on the carpet. Can't they just enough if

589
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: you drop frosting on the carpet. Can't you just you

590
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: know what I do love people in offices that write

591
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: the passive aggressive notes to the person who leaves the

592
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: microwave timer at one second? Can you just clear it?

593
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: There are those of us who can't stand walking by

594
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: and seeing on one. We need to see a zero.

595
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: We need to see a fresh microwave. And I could

596
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 1: easily hit clear. But but that's it's the principle of it.

597
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: It's the same as if someone streaks the ball. I

598
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 1: need a clean bowl. You got to clean that up.

599
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: You don't look to make sure that down. I mean,

600
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 1: come on, I always always have a fresh ball. You

601
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: have a great t issue. Dave run every time he

602
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,359
Speaker 1: makes copies, he leaves the original on the glass. Can't

603
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: you just take the original throat away? Help us back

604
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: to the ball, Back to the fresh ball, and back

605
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,320
Speaker 1: to the fresh ball. Can a toilet company manufacturer not

606
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: fine material to make the toilet out of that makes

607
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 1: it so things won't streak it? Or now, what's that

608
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 1: pen you have the copper? I mean, if an egg

609
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: one stick, surely your other stuff on what I'm saying

610
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Speaker 1: to the scrub brush comes out when you're done, and

611
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 1: I have that. You know, I have that Japanese toilet. Okay.

612
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 1: It scares me sometimes because I think it's malfunctioning. It

613
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: has a little wand that goes and it goes and

614
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 1: it goes back in. Yeah, I didn't know. You know

615
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: it Also it has you can direct the stream on

616
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: your butt, which is this is why I'm on my

617
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: toilet all the time, and you can push a button

618
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: and a hair dryer comes on. I'd never get up.

619
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: I never leave my bathroom. You ever worried? See this

620
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: is the kind of robot technology that somebody is going

621
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Speaker 1: to take over, whether I'm telling you. Sometimes it happens

622
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 1: while you're sitting on the toilet, like holding a knife,

623
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Speaker 1: and then it's gonna be like, I'm sorry all this.

624
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: It starts to clean you and scrub your butt while

625
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 1: you're sitting there. That's an issue. No, that would be nice.

626
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry all this. Today is the day you have

627
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Speaker 1: to go. When you're done, you just stand up and

628
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: move on. You don't, you don't even have to do anything,

629
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Speaker 1: but I totally does that. I'm so in love with it.

630
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 1: Can I come over? You use the Japanese toilets right,

631
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: it's a Toto never have the same name as Dorothy's

632
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: Dog and Wizard of Oz is now the name of

633
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: my toilet the Toto band look it up, the Toto toilet.

634
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: They t O t o. It's like the Japanese It

635
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: scrubs your butt toilet fantastic. You even sat on this thing? No,

636
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: you can, Actually, it isn't. It has like a little

637
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: direction buttons on it and you can push up and

638
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 1: you can aim that stream anywhere you want it to go.

639
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: It sounds like a party. The features of the Toto

640
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 1: washlet washlet is that washlet auto open, clothes lit. Yes,

641
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,399
Speaker 1: he did see the thing is. I had to turn

642
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: off the auto open because every time I walked by

643
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: the toilet it opens. I'm like, I don't need you

644
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: right now. Close your water. I don't know what that means.

645
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: What e water? I don't know that means. It uses less.

646
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: It's like the echo self cleaning wand. Yes, that's the

647
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 1: self cleaning want that comes out and sometimes it comes

648
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: out when it shouldn't. Wait, So does the wand clean

649
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: itself or the wand cleans the it cleans the toilet? Okay, premissed.

650
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:03,959
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means that has a pre missed.

651
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: Why do you need to press I don't know, but

652
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 1: if you get if you sit down too fast, you

653
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 1: feel the missed on your booty. I don't know why

654
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: it does that. Rear cleanse and front cleanse yes, wow,

655
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: dryer and deodorizer. Yeah, it make breakfast. I wish these

656
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 1: over your house. I'm coming to New York. I'm gonna

657
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,919
Speaker 1: come over to your house and see. That's weird because

658
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 1: when friends come over, they want to go sit on

659
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: my toilet. I'm like, no, I feel kind of creepy

660
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: letting you spend time on my toilet. The website even

661
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: has the history of this toilet in case you want.

662
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: In nineteen seventeen, Toto was born anyway, So um, what

663
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: are we talking about the self cleaning toilet? What about

664
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: those twiters that have that swallow twice? Have you used

665
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 1: the host? I went to a hotel once and you

666
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: flush it and he goes and then goes it swallows twice.

667
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: That's goods is better? You like that? Yeah? Because then

668
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: you make sure it all goes down a pair. There

669
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: was a clean controversy Total Release, a commercial that people

670
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: were offended by. Well Okay, we're gonna move on to

671
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 1: build your own toilet. I'm never gonna be able to

672
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: get a toilet like this. Let me go to your

673
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: house and try it. You're not in Everybody, get out, man,

674
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: stay away from my toilet. I gotta go. Hello, Claudia,

675
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 1: how are you? How are you? What's going on? I'm

676
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 1: calling it about the notes and things that drive people

677
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 1: nuts in the opposite Oh yeah, can't you just like,

678
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 1: you know, put take the curring cup out of the

679
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: curing machine. Can't you can just what drives you nuts?

680
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: Claud Well, it didn't drive me nuts, but apparently drove

681
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 1: somebody else nuts in our office. Um. We ended up

682
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: with a note on our cabinets instructing us how we

683
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 1: needed to put those spunge the disk sponge in the

684
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 1: microwaves to get rid of the germs, and then it

685
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: needs to be put in the fish strain or to dry.

686
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: It should not just be laid in the pink to

687
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: I guess get more disgusting right now. But this led

688
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 1: to then more notes being put on top of these notes,

689
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 1: that note actually being edited for grammar's safe. And then

690
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 1: and then a poem showed up the ode to the sponge.

691
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 1: If it was probably I would read it to you,

692
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: but it's not. It went from just a simple like players,

693
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 1: can you just microwave? But by the way, does that

694
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 1: work microwaving? Can you? And now it turned into it

695
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: turned into poetry. Yeah, just a passive aggressive notes at

696
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: work are just kind of fun if you if you

697
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: are going to write a passive aggressive note, make sure

698
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: your grammar is correct, because you don't want to give

699
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: anyone else ammunition to hate you more. Right, We also

700
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: have one in the bathroom right now. Apparently there's a

701
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: female who leaves the lining on the toilet seat and

702
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: doesn't look back to flush it down, so that that

703
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 1: person is also getting scolded right now. We don't know

704
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 1: who it is. Wow, I love office stuff. It's just

705
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: like we all love a good reply. All. Yeah, because

706
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: I the one that's in the bathroom right now. I

707
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: want to edit because it says flushed down your toilet paper, which, well,

708
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: what are you gonna flush it up? Flushed down? A

709
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 1: redundant flush is down there? I think of that. Come on,

710
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,760
Speaker 1: go go correct their stuff. Have a great day. Claudia,

711
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,280
Speaker 1: thanks for checking in so she understands what we're talking about.

712
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,320
Speaker 1: I think anyone who works in an office does. And

713
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: were you have one of those double swallowing toilets? Yes,

714
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 1: I just served into a house with my fiance. I've

715
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 1: never seen these before, but my toilet double flushes. The

716
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 1: first time we flushed it, we were like, what the

717
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 1: heck is it doing. It's it's like swallows twice. It's

718
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: so it's so strange. And the handle, the flush, the

719
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: flushing handle, you have to pull it up. You don't

720
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 1: crushed down. You got a bizarre toilet. Yeah, it's really weird.

721
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: It was some old lady's house and I've never seen

722
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: one of these toilets before. It's so straight. Yeah, the

723
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: double swallower. So I hesitate to even ask what the

724
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: shower is like, because don't don't shower. The shower is normal,

725
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: don't worry about that. But the toilet is so strange.

726
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 1: You've got a double swallower ensures a clean bowl. But

727
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 1: and and thank you for I feel like it a

728
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 1: waste water though I think it may, but I don't know.

729
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 1: Don't quote me on that. Thank you flush, but sometimes

730
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,400
Speaker 1: it's very helpful. Well, I found out on my Japanese

731
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 1: toilet what the mystery is for it has a pre

732
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: missed that moistens the walls of the toilet, so nothing

733
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: will stick by the way, for the record doesn't always work. Hello, Agatha, Agatha,

734
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 1: you went to Japan and you actually use a lot

735
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 1: of these toilets I did. They are kind of fantastic,

736
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: aren't they? And the will scary? Yeah, no, you're afraid

737
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: that his teeth don't just feel a little violated, like

738
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,879
Speaker 1: I don't like anything. You get used to it really fast,

739
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: don't you, Agathe? Yeah, I know you there. They are

740
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 1: fascinating that the pictures are really funny pictures like to

741
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: teach you how to use it. Yeah. Yeah. And they

742
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 1: have a little like picture that's that little spray that

743
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,240
Speaker 1: comes up behind and has like a little tushy picture

744
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: with spray coming up on it. Yeah, I know its

745
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: spray coming up on it. All right. Well, thank you, Agatha,

746
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,399
Speaker 1: So you agree I am living living the life without

747
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 1: Japanese toy Yes, thank you for showing your coworker that

748
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: in Japan they have them in the Those are the

749
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: public restrooms. Oh, they expect nothing less. Yeah, they're everywhere.

750
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: And they have a little so they have a little

751
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: button that has tenos on it, so I was like, oh,

752
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 1: do this like playing music? Why it's it's this incredible

753
00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 1: Japan they do everything right. I was just say it's

754
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: actually a fake flush. So they can't hear you going.

755
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: I know, but they're really weird about differing. But I

756
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 1: love them though. Thank you a great day. Why are

757
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 1: you laughing over there? The straight Nate? What's wrong? What

758
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: does it say? Straightness? You read it? I want me

759
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 1: to read it. We have a woman in our building.

760
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 1: We don't know who, but she keeps dropping. She keeps dropping,

761
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: turns on the floor near the toilet. What time she

762
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: would actually step and attract poop around the building. How

763
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 1: does one poop on the floor either not realize it

764
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: or not picking up? Having a cat? I know? How

765
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: do you miss the toilet? Are you shooting them across

766
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: the room? Do you guys remember that YouTube video of

767
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 1: what happens when your animal pool on the floor when

768
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: the room but goes? You know? Why do you not

769
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: picking up when you're do you have to put a

770
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 1: note in the bathroom? Please place your poop in the bowl? Oh?

771
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: What's your headlines looking like? Okay, so let's start with

772
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 1: some legal news. Former USA Gymnastics doctor Larry Nasser. Now

773
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 1: he is expected to be sentenced today. Of course, you

774
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: know by now he's accused of sexually using over one

775
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 1: hundred girls and women. So far, he's already been sentenced

776
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,800
Speaker 1: to sixty years in prison on child pornography charges. He

777
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: faces another one hundred and twenty five years for sexual assaults.

778
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: Moving to Kentucky, two children have passed away after a

779
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: student opened fire inside a crowd at atrium at Marshall

780
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: County High School in Kentucky yesterday. At least eighteen people

781
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:45,680
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782
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,360
Speaker 1: fifteen year old Preston Ryan Cope were murdered by the

783
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: fifteen year old gunman, who is in custody. So far,

784
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 1: he faces two counts of murder among other charges. This

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00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 1: this is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath. Yep.

786
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,279
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787
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:10,319
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788
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 1: particularly so called millennials, are spending more on working out

789
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:17,000
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00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:20,840
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00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 1: a hundred and fifty five dollars a month on health

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00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,200
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00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:28,279
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794
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:33,040
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795
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796
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00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,680
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Speaker 1: dot com Today Elvis, Elvis Durant, the Elvis Durant phone tap.

809
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Speaker 1: All right, here we go, the return of the obnoxious telemarketer.

810
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: Scary you do it better than me? What is Michael

811
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 1: Oppenheimer doing today. Well, we phone tapped this guy once before.

812
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: This guy John, he's gonna get a retread, yes, because

813
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 1: he doesn't listen to the radio. It seems like once

814
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: you've been phone tapped, you can never be phone tapping in.

815
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 1: But this guy can, Yeah, because he doesn't listen to us,

816
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: and he sits home all day and he deals with telemarketers.

817
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: So his daughter Kelly wrote to us this time and

818
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 1: said that he's right to fall for another one. So

819
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: I'm the relentless tell him parkener. Mr Michael Oppenheimer is

820
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 1: selling him someone. I can't wait to see what Mr

821
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 1: Michael Oppenheimer is selling today. Let's listen to today's phone tip.

822
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 1: Here we go, Good morning. This is Mr Michael Oppenheimer

823
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: with Dingleberry Farms. Gore me fruit baskets live at the occasion,

824
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: a birthday gift, a sweet romantic surprise. Again, my name

825
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: is Mr Michael Oppenheimer. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not. Do

826
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 1: you eat fruit? I love rude, perfect. This is nature's candy,

827
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:32,880
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm not Apples, pears and oranges. Yes,

828
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: I know them all very well, but direct from our

829
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sir, I'm sorry to be rude,

830
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 1: but I have to go ahead. A lot of things

831
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Speaker 1: to do here. Hello, good morning. This is Mr Michael

832
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 1: Oppenheimer with Dingleberry Farms. Who are my fruit baskets? How

833
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 1: are you doing? Today's interested? We got disconnected, sir. There's

834
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,399
Speaker 1: nothing quite like a delicious first fruit basket. I hate

835
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 1: fruit basket. They have the fruits rotten when you get it.

836
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 1: We have the fruit full of fair fruit basket. We

837
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Speaker 1: have the orchard which contains I have an orchard near

838
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Speaker 1: my house. I can just get all the apples I want,

839
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Speaker 1: and I could. I could put in a basket and

840
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Speaker 1: send it a lot cheaper than than having Can you

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Speaker 1: get a wicker basket from your orchard? Absolutely by wicker

842
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Speaker 1: baskets anywhere they're cheap, always comes with a nice blue ribbon,

843
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Speaker 1: ribbon all difference. I can craft a basket from scratch.

844
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:30,360
Speaker 1: I don't care if you weave it yourself. I'm not

845
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Speaker 1: gonna I'm not. I don't want to. I don't want

846
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Speaker 1: to deal with this. Okay, Well, this is Mr Michael Oppenheimer,

847
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Speaker 1: can Berry Farms me fruit. I'm going to do not again.

848
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:55,800
Speaker 1: I don't want baskets of fruit okay for fruit. Come on,

849
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: this is organic organic. What are you doing? You probably

850
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Speaker 1: went to to stop and shop and through a couple

851
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 1: of apples. They've gotta come on, that's the organic, now

852
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 1: the joyful. Do you believe fruit past? What are you

853
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,800
Speaker 1: calling from that? You're calling me back ninety times already?

854
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:16,240
Speaker 1: Who's your manager? Dingleberry thought, Dingleberry, Dingleberry. The Dingleberry family

855
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: have been fine purveyors of fruit for generations. I don't

856
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:23,359
Speaker 1: care if they invented fruit. I don't want it. Please,

857
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:27,440
Speaker 1: don't leave them hanging. We offer nuts, go play with

858
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,840
Speaker 1: term nuts. Leave me alone. Which credit card would you

859
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Speaker 1: like to use today? Sir? Credit card? I don't want

860
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:34,720
Speaker 1: to buy any fruit. What does that matter with you people?

861
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 1: The fruit? We don't want fruit? Do you gotta out?

862
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 1: You don't Dingleberry, whatever your name is, dingers Berries, stop bothering.

863
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:47,799
Speaker 1: Our oranges are so full of juice. Oh please yeah, yeah,

864
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 1: I gotta contact in Florida for oranges. I don't need

865
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:58,839
Speaker 1: your Dingleberry oranges. Hello, introducing Dingleberry fruit in the can.

866
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 1: Something be of Dingleberry and the can right, look for

867
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 1: Dingleberry on the lady. Hey, you got him in a can.

868
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,760
Speaker 1: Then let the dingles out. Our berry white basket contains

869
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 1: an assortment of all berries. What's the matter with you? Berries? Blackberries?

870
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 1: You're doing raspberries. You don't even know what you're doing

871
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:19,919
Speaker 1: doing your brownberries? Berries. Listen to me, I don't want

872
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 1: Dingleberry family rate this basket very good? What a tasteful

873
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 1: way to say to someone. Hang up tasteful. You're the greatest.

874
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 1: I am the greatest. That's right now. Hang up? No,

875
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: that's what the card could say. No cause I told

876
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 1: you ninety times. Is there someone special in your life? No,

877
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 1: there's not. I'm a lone er. I stay by myself.

878
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 1: I don't talk to anybody. I don't do nothing. How

879
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 1: about just pleasing yourself with a bountiful please yourself and

880
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: leave me the for just this one comes back to

881
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 1: the brim. I don't care if it's packed up. I'm

882
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:03,400
Speaker 1: not good. Can I send a link to your email? No? No, no, no, no?

883
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 1: Can hear me? Can we button here? Sir? Can you

884
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 1: start over? Kangleberry family would like me to wipe it clean? No? Nothing, nothing, nothing? Nothing?

885
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: Do you know what nothing means? Whore's your eyes? What

886
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:23,920
Speaker 1: do you see? Nothing? Yes, exactly nothing. That's why I

887
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Speaker 1: want nothing kill you. Are you with me? Yeah, Kelly

888
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Speaker 1: is available. I'm Scary Jones from Elvius A round in

889
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Speaker 1: the morning. So you've been phone tapped? Really? What are

890
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 1: you doing to me? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I

891
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 1: love you too. Yeah, thanks a lot. Phone tap, phone

892
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 1: tap twice. Guess what I think you guys should go

893
00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 1: back for a third time. He fell for it, Michael Oppenheimer.

894
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:09,160
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Speaker 1: Elvis Durant in the Morning show, Cullus a T zero

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Speaker 1: one can tell you. I'm like because I'm so kind

908
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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. I was on Men's Health dot

909
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Speaker 1: Com the other day reminding myself how to do jumping

910
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Speaker 1: Jack's properly. Yes, don't get this organized for this, and

911
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Speaker 1: I found an article do she Things you don't know

912
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Speaker 1: you're doing? Oh wow, I love this, And I guess

913
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Speaker 1: you would assume that you know it's from from Men's

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Speaker 1: Health dot Com, So you're assuming maybe it's written towards men.

915
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Speaker 1: But I know a lot of women who do do

916
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 1: things too. There are lady douches. Here we go, according

917
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: to them. The twenty five douchy things you don't know

918
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 1: you're doing. Number one, You keep going on and on

919
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 1: about your fantasy team. Yeah, Froggy, are you guilty? Yeah,

920
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 1: that's what my team is really good. Okay. You do

921
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 1: she things? You call people nicknames like boss and champ

922
01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 1: chief's chief. Hey, pal, do you have those nuts hanging

923
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 1: from the back of your truck? You keep the stickers

924
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 1: on your flat brimmed hats. Not love doing that? Uh?

925
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:17,680
Speaker 1: You brag about not having cable. Oh interesting, that's sort

926
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 1: of like a hipster douche, right, which is a great

927
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 1: name for a band. Yeah, I don't need a caball.

928
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 1: I just watch everything's tram I'm just tramar. Another sign

929
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 1: that you're according to them, not made by the way

930
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 1: I'm reading their list. It's it's up to us to

931
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 1: agree or disagree. You grunt while you're doing arm curls?

932
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 1: That don't you straighten nate occasionally? When I got the

933
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 1: weight up there? Yeah? Are you a douche? Arm curl grunter?

934
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:44,480
Speaker 1: A little bit? But I have my headphones in my

935
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 1: music cranks so loud. I don't realize how loud is

936
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 1: another great name for a band, do she? Arm curl grunter? Yeah,

937
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: we are. You take selfies in the bathroom, all right,

938
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 1: I admit it. I admitted to do that. Were they

939
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:02,960
Speaker 1: watching you when they made this one? I took a

940
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,880
Speaker 1: great selfie. Last five douchy things you don't know you're doing.

941
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 1: You tip the bare minimum. I would say, let's let's

942
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 1: say we're really bad, but you should tip. You wear

943
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:18,040
Speaker 1: your sunglasses inside or worse at night. Uh, you're a

944
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 1: name dropper, scary you were sleeveless jerseys to NBA games,

945
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:31,440
Speaker 1: size your dog. You keep empty liquor bottles and display

946
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 1: them like trophies. Yes, what the hell is that about them?

947
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 1: Hang them on the Christmas tree. I'm kidding. You text

948
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 1: during a date. Stop it, knock it off, Danielle te no, no, no, no.

949
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:48,080
Speaker 1: The next one you give spoilers without warning. That's douche

950
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:51,600
Speaker 1: and just more inconsiderate. Hey, I'm not inconsiderate you. Okay,

951
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 1: keep in mind. Keep in mind these are this is

952
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 1: their opinion. We're just here to to debate. You wear

953
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 1: a cell phone holster. My husband does that for work.

954
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:03,280
Speaker 1: It's like a dad thing. No, you always ask your

955
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 1: friends to watch the super quick, super funny video on YouTube.

956
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:10,760
Speaker 1: You seeing old indie songs at karaoke like the Smith's. Yeah,

957
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:15,440
Speaker 1: you're supposed to seeing Journey. Uh. You give unsolicited advice.

958
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:20,440
Speaker 1: We meant a living out of that. You instagram everything

959
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 1: you eat. Sorry, you sign your email cheers that they

960
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 1: live with a brit So I think it's okay. I

961
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: like cheers. All right. You still call shotgun. It's because

962
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 1: my legs are so long. I can't sit in the back.

963
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,240
Speaker 1: It hurts. You wear the shirt of the band you're

964
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:49,040
Speaker 1: there to see. Why is that a douce Doesn't that

965
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 1: just make you a fan? No, you never go to

966
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 1: the concert in the shirt, especially the one that you

967
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 1: just purchased. Right another side, you're a doucee. You don't

968
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:04,880
Speaker 1: know what you still quote Borat. Oh, no, I'm in trouble.

969
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 1: You buye jeans with holes in them. I'm telling my

970
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:16,439
Speaker 1: my douche holes. I don't care. And finally you take

971
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 1: the last slice. Somebody's got to take it, I know, yeah,

972
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 1: duche probably Hello Jason, are you a douche? I guess

973
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:31,080
Speaker 1: so you guys make me really seel bad about my list? Okay, no,

974
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 1: not me. We're just reading their list. And what is

975
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 1: it you do that's on the list. Well, I have

976
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:39,000
Speaker 1: those hats with the stickers while talking about my fantasy

977
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 1: team while eating the last place of So according to them,

978
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 1: you're a triple douche. As you leave the picture on

979
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,439
Speaker 1: your hat, you've always you've almost made a douche home run. Yeah,

980
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:50,720
Speaker 1: why do you leave this stick girl in the hat?

981
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:54,120
Speaker 1: Because I left mine on their team? Uh? Forces have it?

982
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:55,920
Speaker 1: I guess, I don't know. I don't really have a

983
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 1: good reason people are texting in Jason, they're saying, if

984
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 1: you're a may and you're a douche, if your lady

985
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:09,800
Speaker 1: you're do douches. I don't know exactly a duchess, Jason.

986
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 1: We love you anyway, It's okay, you do what you

987
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 1: We can be as douche as we want. Doesn't mean

988
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:16,960
Speaker 1: we're bad, all right, Thanks for listening to us. Thanks. Thanks.

989
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:21,720
Speaker 1: There you go the word itself and think about what

990
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 1: you're saying. I know, I know, I know. I feel

991
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:28,560
Speaker 1: like the douche itself needs to rebrand and it's Scotty

992
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:30,439
Speaker 1: b reminds us there's no such thing as a douche bag,

993
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:34,880
Speaker 1: because it's a douced bottle. Yeah. By the way, my

994
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,360
Speaker 1: husband just texted me I do not have a cell phone.

995
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:43,240
Speaker 1: Hold one. He's so offended. So someone calls you a

996
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:46,000
Speaker 1: douche nozzle. That's a real thing, right, I've never actually

997
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 1: used one. People are texting in what they feel our

998
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,080
Speaker 1: douche moves. Eric nine, I wait, it's this bluetooth headset

999
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 1: in while just walking around and not on phone. Agreed, Yeah,

1000
01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 1: Because if someone has the headset in their ear and

1001
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:03,600
Speaker 1: they say something to me, I look at them and

1002
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:06,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're talking to me or you talking to

1003
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,440
Speaker 1: David Brody did that to me yesterday. He warned me

1004
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:12,640
Speaker 1: it was going to happen, but he had his bluetooth

1005
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:14,680
Speaker 1: in and he was like, oh, Bathan, you have to

1006
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:16,000
Speaker 1: tell you something. But just so you know, on the

1007
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 1: phone is ringing, so I'm going to hello. And then

1008
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,360
Speaker 1: she started talking to your head You walk around with

1009
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 1: your headset and take it out when I hate that's

1010
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:28,160
Speaker 1: very busy, a multitask. Weren't talking anyone multi It could

1011
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:33,840
Speaker 1: happen at any moment. Thought popping your collar. Douche City

1012
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:37,640
Speaker 1: to me, that's what you go when you're playing with

1013
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 1: Fluff Fluffy on the art club. Who's the mayor of

1014
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 1: Douche City? And how can I go there? Okay, who

1015
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 1: in our show is? I think it's scary. I think

1016
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:49,560
Speaker 1: it's a tie. No, actually I think it's straight. Now

1017
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:55,880
Speaker 1: said to me Danielle to take a great selfie last night,

1018
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:59,480
Speaker 1: look and into him in the good self exactly, but

1019
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,320
Speaker 1: it was why would you say that? Like, are you

1020
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:04,000
Speaker 1: going to use it later? I'm proud of it. I

1021
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:06,680
Speaker 1: look pretty good, but I'm not as Douche is scary.

1022
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:11,280
Speaker 1: I take offense to that? Okay, what okay? What makes it? Wait,

1023
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 1: we're having a douche off? What makes scary doer than you?

1024
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:19,480
Speaker 1: Pretty much everything? The car he drives, the close he wears,

1025
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:24,400
Speaker 1: no offense scary, but you are pretty douche. Here's the thing,

1026
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:32,800
Speaker 1: all right, talks about his Lincoln. Wait a minute, hold on,

1027
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:35,960
Speaker 1: just for a second. What makes the car he drives

1028
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,680
Speaker 1: do she is because of what it is or that

1029
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 1: he brags about it all the time, both, but primarily

1030
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:46,320
Speaker 1: the basically have the same car. But see how come

1031
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:49,120
Speaker 1: it's it's the same car because he brags about don't

1032
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,600
Speaker 1: yes you do? Then you do? And it's a convertible.

1033
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,040
Speaker 1: Mine is too, but I never talked about it, So

1034
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:56,640
Speaker 1: don't talk about I hide my douchey car in my garage.

1035
01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,760
Speaker 1: What's the difference? Difference is the same the car you have?

1036
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:03,040
Speaker 1: This the same as Scaries? Is your fifth best car? Stop?

1037
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's not the same exact carment is closed.

1038
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:11,880
Speaker 1: But n Nate walks around taking you know, Jim selfies

1039
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:14,000
Speaker 1: and you know what you really do to the hotel

1040
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Speaker 1: and you're like trying Serry once went to a guy

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Speaker 1: named Jim's house and take a selfie. That's the closest

1042
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:21,759
Speaker 1: having a Jim selfie Jim's pizza. Nate. Nate talks about

1043
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:24,600
Speaker 1: how pretty he is a lot, which trends do she?

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01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:27,599
Speaker 1: I think that carries a lot of douche weight versus

1045
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:30,240
Speaker 1: like the many little douchy things that's scary. But see,

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01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:33,160
Speaker 1: I think the little douche things that scary, Dad's kind

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01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,240
Speaker 1: of adds up to one big douchy thing that Nate

1048
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:39,880
Speaker 1: would do. So maybe in douchey world, they're kind of world.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to world like three, hold on, what's that frog? Like?

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01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 1: Scary might do little like do she like a little

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01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:50,960
Speaker 1: just a little small crimes. But Nate's like a douche felon,

1052
01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:55,120
Speaker 1: and I will tell you you know what, Nate. You know,

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01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:59,639
Speaker 1: I love you, my brother. But when Nate thinks about himself,

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01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:10,000
Speaker 1: he's miles K and you won the Deuce Marathon, the

1055
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:15,840
Speaker 1: guy who's getting out. Yeah, I'm feeling good about yourself

1056
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:19,000
Speaker 1: right now? Scary? All right, Daniel? What's going on? Alright? So,

1057
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:22,760
Speaker 1: after somebody left a note on Christina Aguilera's Walk of

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Speaker 1: Fame star asking where her new album is, she said

1059
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:30,320
Speaker 1: it's coming okay, do when you leave notes nowadays, So

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Speaker 1: Wonder Woman Too will be the first movie to implement

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01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:37,639
Speaker 1: the Producer's Guild new anti sexual harassment guidelines. So obviously,

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Speaker 1: after they come up with everything, we'll let you know

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01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:44,040
Speaker 1: exactly what the lowdown is. Laverne Cox, congratulations. She is

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Speaker 1: the cover girl for February's issue of Cosmo magazine. It

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01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:51,840
Speaker 1: is the first ever openly trans cover, so we're loving it.

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Speaker 1: She looks gorgeous, so check it out when you get

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01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:57,160
Speaker 1: a chance. And she was tweeting and instagramming all about it,

1068
01:09:57,520 --> 01:09:59,880
Speaker 1: so this is awesome. J Lo and Cardi B. Could

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Speaker 1: we have a collaboration in the works. They're both from

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Speaker 1: the Bronx. J Lo recently headlined the eleventh annual Calibash concert,

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01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,960
Speaker 1: where she teased the new song and hinted at some

1072
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,560
Speaker 1: Cardi B lines on the track. So I'll keep you

1073
01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:15,160
Speaker 1: posting on that one tonight. You've got the Goldbergs. It

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Speaker 1: is a special episodes that set back in the nineties,

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Speaker 1: and I know our very own Scotty B is so

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Speaker 1: excited about it. You also have match Game. Don't forget.

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Speaker 1: Riverdale is on tonight, The X Files, and of course

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Speaker 1: Johnny Versaci American crime story is Elvis Duran in the

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Speaker 1: Morning show. Hey, it's Danie Allen. If you're like me,

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Speaker 1: the guys that you I was the highlight of my day? Day?

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Speaker 1: Can you stop humping my leg like a dog just

1087
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:11,200
Speaker 1: for a second? Ran in the morning show checking my calendar.

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Speaker 1: Today is flu shot Day here at my Heart Radio's offices. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's really cool. They provide our flu shot for the year. Yeah,

1090
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:20,559
Speaker 1: and I can't wait. I forgot to put my name

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01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:22,479
Speaker 1: in the list. I'm gonna sneak in they only I

1092
01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:24,760
Speaker 1: heard they only bring enough for the people who signed up.

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01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:29,120
Speaker 1: Oh well, then I guess someone's gonna go without. You know,

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01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'll pay money for someone slot

1095
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:33,080
Speaker 1: great to you? Are you going in for your flu

1096
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:35,920
Speaker 1: shot today? I'm not get that. You're of no use

1097
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:39,880
Speaker 1: to me? Scary? Are you know? Uh Brody, are you

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Speaker 1: gonna bucks. But if you go to the place, it's

1099
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Speaker 1: thirty bucks nine bucks usually to get so you usually

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Speaker 1: charge more. About so our friends, I do believe our

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Speaker 1: friends at uh Dwayne Reid. Yeah, of course are coming

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Speaker 1: into the shots. Now. That's good because I know if

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01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:00,600
Speaker 1: you go to Dwayne Read the rug store down the

1104
01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:03,200
Speaker 1: street and you pay them, they give you the the

1105
01:12:03,479 --> 01:12:09,320
Speaker 1: the it's called the quad. It is four different strains

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Speaker 1: of something in there. Yeah. I went for I went

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01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:14,400
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago and got my quad. There's

1108
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:16,800
Speaker 1: another one you get this just the three has the

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01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:19,200
Speaker 1: three strains. I need to go super duper. Yeah, get

1110
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Speaker 1: the four. I don't understand why some people do three

1111
01:12:21,479 --> 01:12:23,599
Speaker 1: and some people have four. Shouldn't everyone have this thing?

1112
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:26,840
Speaker 1: It could be expense. But anyway, I'm excited. I need

1113
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:28,479
Speaker 1: to be happy and healthy. I'm gonna be right there

1114
01:12:28,479 --> 01:12:30,519
Speaker 1: at the corner of happy and healthy. I need to

1115
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:32,840
Speaker 1: get my needed what Gregory one? Is it true? Like,

1116
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:34,760
Speaker 1: do you guys ever get the shot the flu shot

1117
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:38,519
Speaker 1: and then you get sick immediately after? To me, out

1118
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:42,400
Speaker 1: of nowhere in your head? It's in your head. But

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01:12:42,479 --> 01:12:45,360
Speaker 1: that's what Scary says. Scary refuses he's one of those

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01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:48,160
Speaker 1: who refuses to get the flu shot because he's he

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01:12:48,479 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 1: is convinced he will get the flu. I've never gotten

1122
01:12:50,479 --> 01:12:52,240
Speaker 1: the flu shot in my life, and I've never had

1123
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:55,160
Speaker 1: the flu. But at the same time, I'm I'm fearing

1124
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Speaker 1: that if I get the shot, it's gonna be all over.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna catch the flu. I do believe, and I'm

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01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:03,040
Speaker 1: not doctor, but I do believe that is a wives tale.

1127
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:05,320
Speaker 1: I think that is a misconception. Yeah, I mean, if

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Speaker 1: you think about it, believe the season when you get

1129
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:09,599
Speaker 1: your flu shot is the season when people start getting

1130
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:12,720
Speaker 1: colds and stuff anyway, So if you get the flu

1131
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:15,120
Speaker 1: shot and then you happen to catch a cold, yeah,

1132
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:19,400
Speaker 1: that they're not related. We'll go ahead. Why they do say,

1133
01:13:19,439 --> 01:13:22,439
Speaker 1: if you have something coming on already and you didn't

1134
01:13:22,479 --> 01:13:25,559
Speaker 1: know about it, it may not be the flu shots fault.

1135
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:27,559
Speaker 1: It's just that you had a cold on the way already.

1136
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:30,280
Speaker 1: There are millions and millions of people across America who

1137
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:32,560
Speaker 1: agree with Scary though. They say they're not going to

1138
01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:34,639
Speaker 1: get the flu shot because they're convinced it will give

1139
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,680
Speaker 1: them the flu. But this is for the same guy

1140
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:40,160
Speaker 1: who doesn't vote because he's afraid they'll call him in

1141
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:44,920
Speaker 1: for jury duty. You know though, I'm kind of okay

1142
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:49,280
Speaker 1: with scary not voting. Okay, not let him control that.

1143
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:55,840
Speaker 1: He agrees with me. There you go. I just think

1144
01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:58,200
Speaker 1: the more you put yourself on the map, the more

1145
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:00,439
Speaker 1: that the government knows you exist, and the more that

1146
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:02,519
Speaker 1: they want to use you for several of the did

1147
01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:04,519
Speaker 1: you work on a radio show, you're kind of on

1148
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:09,280
Speaker 1: the map, Greg who says Alaska is an island? Listen,

1149
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:11,040
Speaker 1: there's a lot of other people who didn't know that either,

1150
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:13,679
Speaker 1: A lot of people, all right, a lot of okay,

1151
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:16,160
Speaker 1: and at the same but now you know that Alaska

1152
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:18,720
Speaker 1: is an island, right right, understand, So now you need

1153
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:21,320
Speaker 1: to know that getting your flu shot probably is not

1154
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:23,280
Speaker 1: going to put you in harm's way as much as

1155
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:25,920
Speaker 1: you think. So I understand that the flu shot is there.

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01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,320
Speaker 1: Alaska is not an island. I know, you mean. I

1157
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:31,160
Speaker 1: I just think that if you get the flu shot,

1158
01:14:31,479 --> 01:14:35,560
Speaker 1: you do still get a little sick. I okay, So

1159
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:38,760
Speaker 1: in what medical jonal did you read this? And in

1160
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:41,040
Speaker 1: what part of your medical training did you learn this?

1161
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:43,559
Speaker 1: A very good point. Again, that's why you sit at

1162
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:46,200
Speaker 1: the helm of the show. I nobody. I didn't read anything.

1163
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:50,160
Speaker 1: I don't really ready, thank you said, And I'd like

1164
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:52,240
Speaker 1: to point out that I went a couple of weeks

1165
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:54,519
Speaker 1: ago to dayne read. I got mine already, I didn't

1166
01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:57,559
Speaker 1: get sick. Bethany already got hers, and she hasn't gotten sick.

1167
01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:01,040
Speaker 1: So all right, but you know, maybe it's lurking. Hello Nicole.

1168
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:05,760
Speaker 1: Nicole has never had the shot and never had the flu,

1169
01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:09,479
Speaker 1: and that's that's totally possible. I think that's possible more

1170
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:13,120
Speaker 1: than not. Right. Yeah, I'm twenty nine years old and

1171
01:15:13,479 --> 01:15:16,360
Speaker 1: I had hold, but I just never had flu. And

1172
01:15:16,479 --> 01:15:18,360
Speaker 1: that's why I refused to get a flue shot. You

1173
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:21,720
Speaker 1: have to understand something coming down with the flu, uh

1174
01:15:22,080 --> 01:15:24,800
Speaker 1: is a very very particular thing. I mean, different people

1175
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:27,240
Speaker 1: have different different things going on in their body. They're

1176
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:29,720
Speaker 1: they're they're fighting off infection and things like that at

1177
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:31,920
Speaker 1: different rates, and other people. You could have been in

1178
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,960
Speaker 1: the right place at the right time, and there are

1179
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,800
Speaker 1: many factors that go into getting the flu. People just

1180
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:39,840
Speaker 1: have amazing immune systems. My immune system is an open

1181
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:42,400
Speaker 1: door system, so if it sees a germ, it lets

1182
01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:44,920
Speaker 1: it in. And you know what, just because you've got

1183
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,040
Speaker 1: the flu shot doesn't mean you're not going to get

1184
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:49,160
Speaker 1: the flu. It just means you probably will get a

1185
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:51,960
Speaker 1: lesser version of it and you won't be like down

1186
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:55,400
Speaker 1: and out for that long. As long we're a bunch

1187
01:15:55,439 --> 01:15:59,439
Speaker 1: of doctors here are well, thank you, and you you

1188
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:00,880
Speaker 1: know when it If you want to go to life

1189
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:03,120
Speaker 1: without getting the flu shot, that's fine. You know what

1190
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I'm telling people. If you're going to

1191
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:09,280
Speaker 1: not get the flu shot, I know that whatever reason

1192
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:11,960
Speaker 1: you're not getting flu shot for, it's not because you're

1193
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:13,880
Speaker 1: going to get the flu. If you get it, not

1194
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:17,040
Speaker 1: even makes makes sense. I got mine this year because

1195
01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:19,040
Speaker 1: last year, if you guys remember, I got the flu

1196
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:22,320
Speaker 1: three separate times and missed like six days of work.

1197
01:16:22,439 --> 01:16:24,080
Speaker 1: So I need to get the flu shot. But some

1198
01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:28,519
Speaker 1: people really don't. Some people have just like amazing bodies broke.

1199
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Speaker 1: Don't fix it. I ain't get no fluty dude, duh,

1200
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:38,360
Speaker 1: what do you have a little animated bluebird flying around

1201
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:42,160
Speaker 1: for your shoulder? I didn't go to get it. I'm

1202
01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:44,800
Speaker 1: not gonna get me that flu shot. No wait, I

1203
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:48,559
Speaker 1: know what I've been told. No wait, shot, not gonna

1204
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:54,800
Speaker 1: get that flu shot. You're just snort. You're right, going

1205
01:16:54,880 --> 01:17:00,920
Speaker 1: to flu shots, scary. Just hush for moment. You're making

1206
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:03,880
Speaker 1: me laugh. I'm spinning coffee up my nose because of you.

1207
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:08,680
Speaker 1: Hello Shelly, Hi, Hello, So have you ever gone in

1208
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:12,800
Speaker 1: for the flu shot? Well, here's the story. I had

1209
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:14,800
Speaker 1: the flu one time. I was told when I was

1210
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:19,160
Speaker 1: a little girl. I work for a company that it's

1211
01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:22,559
Speaker 1: now required for the past two years, it's a it's

1212
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:25,840
Speaker 1: conditional of our employment we have to have a flu shot.

1213
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:29,880
Speaker 1: And two years in her own now I have had

1214
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:34,200
Speaker 1: three six days asked for having the flu shot because

1215
01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:38,559
Speaker 1: I have gotten a horrible flu. Yeah. Look, here's how

1216
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:41,120
Speaker 1: this flu shot thing works, as I understand it. There

1217
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:44,800
Speaker 1: are there is a population of people who will get

1218
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:48,200
Speaker 1: something from the flu shot. It's a very small population.

1219
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:50,360
Speaker 1: They're saying, if you're going to be a gambling man,

1220
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:55,400
Speaker 1: that getting the flu shot is statistically the best thing

1221
01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:58,880
Speaker 1: you can do. Let's go to our medical correspondence, Straight

1222
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:05,160
Speaker 1: and Nates. I think your medical correspondent in this case

1223
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:10,800
Speaker 1: should be Scary. Doctor Scary and doctor Gregg t are

1224
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:14,599
Speaker 1: not doing well, thank you, Shelly. Yes, yes, Every year

1225
01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:17,040
Speaker 1: they come up with a cocktail of all of the

1226
01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:18,880
Speaker 1: flues out there that they think are going to be

1227
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:20,640
Speaker 1: in the region of the country that you are the

1228
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:23,040
Speaker 1: big ones, the big ones, and this year it's the quad,

1229
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:25,040
Speaker 1: it's the four. You should get it because it's going

1230
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:26,599
Speaker 1: to prevent you from getting the flu if you come

1231
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:29,479
Speaker 1: into contact with one of those strains. And there are

1232
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:32,360
Speaker 1: still other strains though there are other strange out but

1233
01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:34,479
Speaker 1: they feel these are the four big ones, the ones

1234
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:36,960
Speaker 1: you most likely will come in contact with. It's correct.

1235
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:40,320
Speaker 1: There are actually hundreds of thousands, of millions and trillions

1236
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:42,599
Speaker 1: of strains. I'm sure not your area will get a strain,

1237
01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:46,400
Speaker 1: another area will not get And then what if you travel, well,

1238
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:49,680
Speaker 1: well that's a very I'm stay at home. Personally, I

1239
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,680
Speaker 1: like it when my area gets a strain, but that's me.

1240
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:55,479
Speaker 1: I strained my area last year. What Greg, this is

1241
01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:58,400
Speaker 1: your last time to speak today, your words. I just

1242
01:18:58,439 --> 01:19:02,080
Speaker 1: want to say, is there is there anyone else that

1243
01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:05,800
Speaker 1: also may think that it's sort of a government conspiracy

1244
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:09,200
Speaker 1: and that you know, because they're listen, they sprinkle the

1245
01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:13,440
Speaker 1: virus so that everybody gets it. They have to be sprinkled.

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Speaker 1: It puts money back into the hospital system and back

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01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:20,360
Speaker 1: into the doctor's hands. And it all goes back to

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01:19:20,479 --> 01:19:24,040
Speaker 1: the government. You know that when people get sick, it

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01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:25,720
Speaker 1: costs a lot of people a lot of money. There

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01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:27,800
Speaker 1: are deals that are being done at the White House

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01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:30,880
Speaker 1: level that we don't even know about there. So you're

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01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:33,839
Speaker 1: saying that the president that president is in the Oval office,

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01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:36,080
Speaker 1: that's correct coming up with ways to make us sick

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01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:39,080
Speaker 1: so that we go get the flu. Vir Please leave

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01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:41,320
Speaker 1: this room. I don't even want to breathe whatever is

1256
01:19:41,479 --> 01:19:45,280
Speaker 1: you're expaling out of you. I'm telling you it's a conspiracy.

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01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:47,760
Speaker 1: They want us to spend our money. Great, there's I

1258
01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:52,840
Speaker 1: saw spaceships fly by. Go to the window ships. Okay,

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01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:56,920
Speaker 1: thank you, great to everyone. Remedy. Someone says every morning

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01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:59,360
Speaker 1: they pour themselves a fresh glass of lemon water and

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01:19:59,479 --> 01:20:03,479
Speaker 1: that helps for read the flu. There you go. I'm

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01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:06,240
Speaker 1: sure that helped. It could help. I touched the same

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01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:09,400
Speaker 1: spot on my door frame every morning and that prevents

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01:20:09,479 --> 01:20:12,040
Speaker 1: me from getting the flu. What I do is I

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01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:18,000
Speaker 1: soak in a creak of leeches and I'm blood lett

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01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:23,680
Speaker 1: for like an hour every day. Blood Letting is hilarious

1267
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:34,880
Speaker 1: when blood letting too, Daniel, would you like to go

1268
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:37,599
Speaker 1: blood letting with me today? Only there's a vampire involved.

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01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:47,040
Speaker 1: All right, everyone is a conspiracy. Get into the headlines.

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01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:50,160
Speaker 1: What's going on? Deep Bread's early? All right, here we go. Um,

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01:20:50,479 --> 01:20:54,240
Speaker 1: let's start with Ursula kay La Gwin. She has passed away.

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01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:57,000
Speaker 1: The author she wrote short stories, children's books, but she's

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01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:59,840
Speaker 1: best known for her science fiction. She was eight past

1274
01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:03,280
Speaker 1: a way at home in Portland, moving to Kentucky. Two

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01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:06,000
Speaker 1: children have passed away after a student opened fire inside

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01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:09,439
Speaker 1: a crowded atrium at Marshall County High School in Kentucky yesterday.

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01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:12,559
Speaker 1: At least eighteen people were injured. Both fifteen year old

1278
01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:15,559
Speaker 1: Bailey Nicole Holt and fifteen year old Preston Ryan Cope

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01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:17,800
Speaker 1: were murdered by the fifteen year old gunman, who is

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01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:20,599
Speaker 1: in custody. So far. He faces two counts of murder,

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01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:24,120
Speaker 1: among other charges. An interesting thing, though, One sixteen year

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01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:26,960
Speaker 1: old student said that the key was that all of

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01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:31,000
Speaker 1: the drills they did in school for active shooter situations worked.

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01:21:31,160 --> 01:21:35,000
Speaker 1: She said, nobody screamed. She said it was almost completely silent.

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01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:38,960
Speaker 1: People just evacuated the building. Wow, that's amazing. Yeah, So

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01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:41,080
Speaker 1: parents out there who know your children are doing that.

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01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:45,880
Speaker 1: It's scary, but it apparently it works, man Um. Former

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01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:49,559
Speaker 1: USA gymnastics dr Larry Nasser is expected to be sentenced today.

1289
01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:52,960
Speaker 1: He's accused of sexually using over one hundred girls and women.

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01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:56,639
Speaker 1: This is your hourly reminder to take a second breath

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01:21:56,720 --> 01:22:00,720
Speaker 1: of the and I love story is like this when

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01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:03,840
Speaker 1: somebody who really needs the money wins the lottery. A

1293
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:06,479
Speaker 1: woman who is struggling to support herself while caring for

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01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:10,800
Speaker 1: her mother wins almost four hundred thousand dollars in the

1295
01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:14,800
Speaker 1: Michigan lottery. She won dollars a year for a life

1296
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:16,479
Speaker 1: in the game, but she decided to take the one

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01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:20,759
Speaker 1: lump sum of three thousand dollars. She said she's planning

1298
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:23,120
Speaker 1: on buying a new home, a car, and she's going

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01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:26,519
Speaker 1: to save the rest. Those are your headlines. Hey, look um,

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01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:29,800
Speaker 1: I know that our buddies Anthony and Carna Marie doing

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01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:32,680
Speaker 1: their morning show in Seattle, they have this thing they do.

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01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:35,200
Speaker 1: It's a segment on their show called Dirty Little Secrets.

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01:22:35,439 --> 01:22:38,120
Speaker 1: I think is that what it's called. Yeah, and we

1304
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:41,000
Speaker 1: actually ripped them off once and tried it. It actually worked.

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01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:43,080
Speaker 1: We haven't done it since. How can we haven't done it?

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01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:47,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. Straight Nate Senior executive producer. How can

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01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:50,080
Speaker 1: we haven't done dirty little secrets? I don't know. I

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01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:52,680
Speaker 1: feel like we we've come up with some equally as

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01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:55,800
Speaker 1: mediocre bits over the last six months, so we didn't

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01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:57,439
Speaker 1: really need to go back to this one. Although we're

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01:22:57,439 --> 01:22:59,559
Speaker 1: out of those mediocre bits, so we need you scary.

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01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:02,479
Speaker 1: Scary hasn't a reason why, because we try so much

1313
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:04,960
Speaker 1: on this show that we just keep thinking about new things.

1314
01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:07,519
Speaker 1: It's like going to a great restaurant. You go once

1315
01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:09,439
Speaker 1: and then for some reason, you never go back because

1316
01:23:09,439 --> 01:23:11,960
Speaker 1: there's all this new stuff. We're always enamored by the

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01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:14,479
Speaker 1: shiny new toy, so we never come back. Let's go

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01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:17,160
Speaker 1: back to this toy. Do you mean music for this

1319
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:25,599
Speaker 1: only from Elvis in the Morning Show? That's funny only

1320
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:27,439
Speaker 1: from Elvis durand the Morning Show. As we rip it

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01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:30,840
Speaker 1: off from Anthony and Carl, you won't hear it anywhere else.

1322
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:32,960
Speaker 1: Last time we did this and we ripped them off,

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01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:36,600
Speaker 1: they got really mad. So you know whatever, Um, do

1324
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:38,920
Speaker 1: we need a sample of what they sound like when

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01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:41,400
Speaker 1: they do it? Yeah, it's I mean, it's a mediocre

1326
01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:47,200
Speaker 1: at best sample, but come kidding, here here it is there,

1327
01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:49,479
Speaker 1: it's right here. Let me push this button. What's your

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01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:52,439
Speaker 1: dirty little secret that I am a very well known

1329
01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:56,800
Speaker 1: draft mean Everett, Um, the reigning misquate Everett. Every city

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01:23:56,880 --> 01:23:59,120
Speaker 1: has a like a gay and they have like the

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01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:03,960
Speaker 1: Emperor and Empress. Um. So I'm oh, so, what is

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01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:06,599
Speaker 1: your stage name? I'm Kelly Hunt. It's the made up

1333
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:10,639
Speaker 1: little name that I've come up with, a boy name. Okay,

1334
01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:12,680
Speaker 1: so they don't know your real name. Some people, like

1335
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:15,200
Speaker 1: my very close friends, they know everybody calls me Kelly

1336
01:24:15,280 --> 01:24:18,880
Speaker 1: because I'm always and drag. Okay, there you go. That's

1337
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:20,639
Speaker 1: their version. I think we can do a better job.

1338
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:24,000
Speaker 1: Let's take their idea and let's make it better. What

1339
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:25,800
Speaker 1: do you think. I think that this is a thing

1340
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:28,560
Speaker 1: that we have been doing for a long time, so

1341
01:24:28,720 --> 01:24:31,920
Speaker 1: we can continue the trend. Yes, but they ripped us

1342
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:35,040
Speaker 1: off the other day. They did the inflatable flailing tubeman.

1343
01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:39,280
Speaker 1: Remember that we did that. She was doing Facebook Live

1344
01:24:39,439 --> 01:24:42,040
Speaker 1: doing her tubeman. I was on there, going, you just

1345
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:47,800
Speaker 1: ripped us off. She's okay, Well, if they're gonna rip

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01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:50,759
Speaker 1: off our flailing tubeman, we'll rip off their dirty little

1347
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:55,240
Speaker 1: secret exactly. Anyways, the bag off if we do it better. Yeah,

1348
01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:58,720
Speaker 1: by the way, back when Straight and Nate had his

1349
01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:06,000
Speaker 1: radio show in ear he did Confession Wednesday bullettle my

1350
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:09,000
Speaker 1: radio show. I mean it wasn't very good admittedly, but

1351
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:11,240
Speaker 1: it got me to where I am it I am,

1352
01:25:11,400 --> 01:25:13,240
Speaker 1: And we did this bit called Confession Wednesday. It's just

1353
01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:14,920
Speaker 1: a different name. It's just a different take on the

1354
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:17,120
Speaker 1: same bit. All right, come on, you ripped me off

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01:25:17,600 --> 01:25:23,719
Speaker 1: true Confession Tuesday. No, we're doing a dirty little secret.

1356
01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:26,720
Speaker 1: We're admitting that we're ripping off Carla Murray and Anthony. Okay,

1357
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:28,640
Speaker 1: so here's how it works. We'll give me the bet

1358
01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:34,759
Speaker 1: against Gary so we can make an official here only

1359
01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:37,719
Speaker 1: from Elvis Duran in the morning show. That's right, only

1360
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:42,479
Speaker 1: from Elvis Durand in the morning show. Call us now

1361
01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:47,479
Speaker 1: with your dirty little secret. Something that's just driving you're crazy.

1362
01:25:47,479 --> 01:25:48,920
Speaker 1: You want to get it off your chest. You need

1363
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:52,040
Speaker 1: to purge what is it? We can change your name

1364
01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:55,719
Speaker 1: if you want, yes, well you know how to change

1365
01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:57,479
Speaker 1: their voice? Can we do that? You know what we do?

1366
01:25:57,680 --> 01:26:00,120
Speaker 1: We have that technology, but it's I don't know how

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01:26:00,120 --> 01:26:04,559
Speaker 1: to do it hard. Remember Nate used to have date

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01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:10,000
Speaker 1: murder Mondays. That was really that was in real life though,

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01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:13,720
Speaker 1: that wasn't our show, Bethany. If you had your own

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01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:16,120
Speaker 1: radio show, just by yourself, you you would have a

1371
01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:18,280
Speaker 1: special day, in a special bit what would be called.

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01:26:18,479 --> 01:26:22,880
Speaker 1: It would be called drinking your Feelings and Friday. Yeah,

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01:26:22,920 --> 01:26:25,400
Speaker 1: and then everybody would you'd call in, you'd tell us

1374
01:26:25,439 --> 01:26:27,240
Speaker 1: how you were feeling, and then we'd all do a shot.

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01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:31,840
Speaker 1: Very good people already calling in fast. What are you eating? Nate?

1376
01:26:33,479 --> 01:26:38,160
Speaker 1: A rap rap a rat? Hold hold on, hold on

1377
01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,760
Speaker 1: a second. You hear this? My alarms going off? Just

1378
01:26:40,840 --> 01:26:44,560
Speaker 1: time to wait, get up? Why is this going you

1379
01:26:44,680 --> 01:26:46,639
Speaker 1: turn this off? I feel like the show hasn't quite

1380
01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:52,040
Speaker 1: started yet. I think we actually we're still doing yesterday

1381
01:26:52,120 --> 01:26:56,000
Speaker 1: show never started. Here we go, let's go talk to

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01:26:56,120 --> 01:27:03,960
Speaker 1: Jackie online one Jackie, Welcome to Dirty Little Secret. Hi, Hi, Hi,

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01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:07,240
Speaker 1: what is your dirty little secret? My upstairs neighbor is

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01:27:07,280 --> 01:27:13,479
Speaker 1: really loud, so I spit on her mailbox. Okay, it

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01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:18,040
Speaker 1: feels on my hand though it's respectful. I spit on

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01:27:18,120 --> 01:27:23,560
Speaker 1: my hand. I smerror on there. I'm glad you respectfully

1387
01:27:23,640 --> 01:27:29,760
Speaker 1: spent on. Alright, So no, wait, let me get this straight.

1388
01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:32,639
Speaker 1: Your neighbor, your upstairs neighbor, is so loud. You spit

1389
01:27:32,720 --> 01:27:36,759
Speaker 1: on his mailbox. Yeah, she's really really loud. She weighs

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01:27:36,800 --> 01:27:39,200
Speaker 1: like five pounds, soaking wet, and I can't imagine why

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01:27:39,280 --> 01:27:42,400
Speaker 1: she's out loud. But instead of me being obnoxious, I'll

1392
01:27:42,439 --> 01:27:47,000
Speaker 1: just tote you, all right. I like, she weighs five pounds,

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01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:50,040
Speaker 1: totally wet, soaking wet, and she's soaking wet because you

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01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:52,880
Speaker 1: spent on her problem. All right, Well, thank you? Not

1395
01:27:53,080 --> 01:27:56,519
Speaker 1: your real name, Jackie, thank you, have a nice day.

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01:27:56,560 --> 01:27:58,240
Speaker 1: Let's go talk to line six, but let's not use

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01:27:58,320 --> 01:28:01,080
Speaker 1: his real name. Hello, We're not going to use your

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01:28:01,160 --> 01:28:08,960
Speaker 1: real name. I'll call you Carl. All right. What's your Carl?

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01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:12,920
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? I was sleeping with my

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01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:17,720
Speaker 1: best friend's mother for a little while. How long ago

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01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:26,000
Speaker 1: was this, Carl? Of February until about July? How old

1402
01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:31,880
Speaker 1: are you? Yeah? I just turned thirty? Okay, stopped at thirty?

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01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:36,760
Speaker 1: You sound young? I was thinking, and I'm eighteen. So

1404
01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:39,120
Speaker 1: your friend doesn't know. Your friend has no clue that

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01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:43,960
Speaker 1: you're doing his mom nobody knows? Uh? And why did

1406
01:28:44,040 --> 01:28:50,280
Speaker 1: it end? Because I got back with my spail. You

1407
01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:54,000
Speaker 1: were on a break okay, all right? Was good? Did

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01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:58,560
Speaker 1: you enjoy it? Yeah? Yea our own straight nate. He

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01:28:58,640 --> 01:29:05,040
Speaker 1: loves an older woman. I do. Alright, alright, well, thank you,

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01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:07,240
Speaker 1: thank you, Carl. I appreciate it. By the way, I

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01:29:07,280 --> 01:29:09,680
Speaker 1: think that laugh is very unique and probably just gave

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01:29:09,720 --> 01:29:14,559
Speaker 1: you away. But okay, thank you, Carl. Alright. Hey, by

1413
01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:17,040
Speaker 1: the way, a little helpful tip, if you don't want

1414
01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:19,080
Speaker 1: to use your real name, don't give us your real name.

1415
01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:22,760
Speaker 1: But then you forget what a fake name you get,

1416
01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:25,920
Speaker 1: and then you know you gave everyone today is named Carl.

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01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:28,479
Speaker 1: On Dirty Little Secrets, let's go to line two and

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01:29:28,520 --> 01:29:37,120
Speaker 1: talk to Carl Andrew. This is an eerie Pennsylvania anymore. Hello,

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01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:42,720
Speaker 1: Hello Carl, how are you? Hi? Carl? Hi Carl, so

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01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:45,800
Speaker 1: Carl's ex boyfriend. You want to tell the story you

1421
01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:49,800
Speaker 1: dirty little secret boyfriend was stealing from his company and

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01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:51,720
Speaker 1: when I found out, I'm the one who turned him

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01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:58,840
Speaker 1: into the fence. You you go, Carl, Carl, were you

1424
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:00,880
Speaker 1: dating him at the time that you turned him in?

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01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:07,559
Speaker 1: I was not? But now did Hey Carl, did your

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01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:13,479
Speaker 1: boyfriend ever find out it was you or your ex? Well,

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01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:17,160
Speaker 1: thank god you didn't use your real name, Hi Carl,

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01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:23,080
Speaker 1: Thanks for colin youtub Carl. Let's see a little text message.

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01:30:23,080 --> 01:30:26,160
Speaker 1: I've been dating my senior manager at work for six months.

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01:30:26,200 --> 01:30:27,920
Speaker 1: He's fifteen years older than me, and no one at

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01:30:27,960 --> 01:30:32,439
Speaker 1: work knows. That was a text from Carl. All right,

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01:30:32,560 --> 01:30:39,760
Speaker 1: let's go talk to oh Carl online. Five Hi Carl, Hello, Hello, Hike, Hike,

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01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:44,880
Speaker 1: we're calling you Carl. Okay? All right, so you don't

1434
01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:47,360
Speaker 1: want do you want to use? Your real name is Carl? Okay,

1435
01:30:47,360 --> 01:30:49,479
Speaker 1: because it's kind of fun. Her name is Carla, so

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01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:51,479
Speaker 1: it's kind of like it's so we're not really lying.

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01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:56,400
Speaker 1: It's Carl, all right, Carl. Huh uh, your dirty little

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01:30:56,439 --> 01:31:00,880
Speaker 1: secret is what? Well? At a Christmas party, I met

1439
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:07,240
Speaker 1: my um boss's wife and she was so obnoxious. Of

1440
01:31:07,360 --> 01:31:10,840
Speaker 1: course she's the boss's wife. So we went for a

1441
01:31:10,960 --> 01:31:14,040
Speaker 1: drink by the bar, and, of course, and back to

1442
01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:17,519
Speaker 1: the bar, I swept with him. Wait, you had sex

1443
01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:20,760
Speaker 1: with your boss in the back of the bar. Yes?

1444
01:31:21,560 --> 01:31:23,400
Speaker 1: Did you do it because you were attracted to him

1445
01:31:23,439 --> 01:31:24,720
Speaker 1: or did you do it because you were trying to

1446
01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:27,960
Speaker 1: spite his wife? No, I was trying to attract it.

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01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:35,439
Speaker 1: Just his wife. Well, there you go, damn Carl's dirty

1448
01:31:35,520 --> 01:31:38,880
Speaker 1: little secret savage. All right, Carl, thank you for calling

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01:31:39,840 --> 01:31:44,000
Speaker 1: This is an interesting text here. Uh, my girlfriend and

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Speaker 1: I are trying to make a baby. She doesn't know

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01:31:45,640 --> 01:31:48,800
Speaker 1: that I've had of azectomys. Oh, you should probably tell him,

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01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:53,880
Speaker 1: that would be good. All right, talk to one. I've

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Speaker 1: got Carl coming in calling it one. Hi Carl, Hi,

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01:31:58,439 --> 01:32:01,040
Speaker 1: good morning. Hi. Oh this is you. I just read

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01:32:01,120 --> 01:32:04,680
Speaker 1: your text. I'm sorry. So you had a vasectomy, but

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01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:07,679
Speaker 1: your girlfriend thinks that you're trying to have a baby

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Speaker 1: with her. Correct, I had one many many many years ago.

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Speaker 1: Why will you tell her? I'm not really sure whether

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Speaker 1: we really want to have one or if it's just

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01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:24,280
Speaker 1: a anchored to continue having a relationship. Not sure, yeah

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01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:27,360
Speaker 1: for now, but eventually catch up with and eventually she's

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01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:30,360
Speaker 1: not going to be very happy about this. Well maybe not.

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01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:33,000
Speaker 1: We might have to get tested or something. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: maybe you just tell her. Yeah, there's that. It sounds

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01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:39,479
Speaker 1: like you give it. You have a cracking foundation in

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Speaker 1: this relationship, Carl. But you know, look, who are we

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Speaker 1: to judge? But thank you for calling. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: You know, sometimes it's actom And finally on line, I've

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01:32:52,160 --> 01:32:58,880
Speaker 1: got Carl. Hi, Carl, how doing fine? Calling everyone Carl

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Speaker 1: today because it's dirty little secret. So your brother just

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Speaker 1: had a child, is it? Is it your brother's child? No,

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Speaker 1: my step sister had a child with her boyfriend about

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Speaker 1: like two months ago, right, and what our families and

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Speaker 1: the world doesn't know is that the child is actually mine. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know, after this bit, we've all learned don't trust

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Speaker 1: anyone named Carl. So so, I mean she knows, right,

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Speaker 1: the two of you know this little secret together? Yes,

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Speaker 1: So are you ever going to act on this? Or

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Speaker 1: is this this is to the grave secret stuff? Um?

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Speaker 1: I told her that whatever she wanted to do, I'm up.

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Speaker 1: I'm totally for it. She's the one at the side

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01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:50,160
Speaker 1: is to keep it hush hush, all right, all right,

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01:33:50,240 --> 01:33:55,439
Speaker 1: Well thanks for caring child's name. Carl, Carl Jr. Carl

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Speaker 1: j All right, Carl, thank you for calling. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: And and there you go. We ripped off Carla, Marie

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Speaker 1: and Anthony with dirty little secrets. Yeah. Wow, it's a

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Speaker 1: new bit called Carl Fashions. We missed part of today's show.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into it. The Danielle Report. What's

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Speaker 1: up Danielle. Alright, So we talked about the Oscar nominees

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Speaker 1: late in the show yesterday. Just in case you missed it.

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Speaker 1: The Shape of Water lead with thirteen noms. Sex Done

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Speaker 1: Kirk was next with Hey. This year is the ninety

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Speaker 1: Academy Awards. Crazy Right. It all airs Sunday, March fourth

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Speaker 1: on ABC and Jimmy Kimmel will be back as your

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Speaker 1: host for the second year in a row. So the

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Speaker 1: guy that played Barney, what is he doing now? You

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Speaker 1: guys remember Barney the Purple Dinosaur, Well, he is actually

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Speaker 1: owning and operating a tantric massage practice for him. Yeah. Uh.

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Speaker 1: He says that he has so many clients, so that's

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Speaker 1: what he's doing. And speaking of things that are purple,

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Speaker 1: you guys remember the purple Telly tubby Tinky Winky. Well,

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Speaker 1: the British actor that played him, Simon Shelton, died unexpectedly

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Speaker 1: at age fifty two. He passed away from hypothermia after

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Speaker 1: collapsing in the streets of Liverpool. So sad joy for

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Speaker 1: Tollen says that n Sink will not reunite with Justin

1528
01:36:24,160 --> 01:36:26,760
Speaker 1: timber Lake during the Super Bowl halftime show. He also

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Speaker 1: denied Justin will bring Janet Jackson out. He says that

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Speaker 1: Justin is not that kind of person. He's not controversial

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Speaker 1: like that at all. Get why it would be controversially

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01:36:34,640 --> 01:36:37,760
Speaker 1: to bring her out because of the boop gates. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I feel like she deserves a chance to Like, well,

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Speaker 1: then they need to book her for the for you know,

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Speaker 1: I feel like she got all of the crap for

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Speaker 1: that and he didn't. I think there's more to the

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Speaker 1: story that we don't know. Was it on you know

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01:36:51,439 --> 01:36:53,960
Speaker 1: what I mean? There's more to the story. Uh, this

1539
01:36:54,160 --> 01:36:56,280
Speaker 1: is what relationships are all about when you guys are

1540
01:36:56,320 --> 01:36:58,200
Speaker 1: on the same page. So there's a video of John

1541
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Speaker 1: Legend helping Christie Teaken pull her leggings over her pregnancy, Bob,

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Speaker 1: because at this at this point, she can't do it herself.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of things you need help with when

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Speaker 1: you're pregnant. I can give you a list. The Goldbergs

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Speaker 1: are on tonight on ABC. It's a special episode that's

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Speaker 1: set in the nineties in the future where Tim Meadows

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Speaker 1: character is running the school and I know our very

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Speaker 1: own Scotty b is excited about that. You also have

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Speaker 1: match game at temping him on ABC and don't forget

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Speaker 1: Riverdale and Gianni Versaci American crime story. It's simple Girl

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01:37:26,880 --> 01:37:29,120
Speaker 1: Scout cookies. You buy them and the Girl Scouts are happy.

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01:37:29,200 --> 01:37:31,640
Speaker 1: But the whole point of the matter, according to the

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01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:34,360
Speaker 1: Girl Scouts of America, is it's to teach the Girl

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01:37:34,400 --> 01:37:37,479
Speaker 1: Scout kids the value of money and and you know,

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01:37:37,640 --> 01:37:40,840
Speaker 1: give them knowledge and selling things and you know, relationships

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01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:44,200
Speaker 1: with people and clients. So they want you as a

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01:37:44,240 --> 01:37:46,400
Speaker 1: parent to like walk around with your kid while your

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01:37:46,479 --> 01:37:48,800
Speaker 1: kids sells the cookies. Yeah, but what we have found,

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01:37:48,840 --> 01:37:52,360
Speaker 1: even in our own I Heart Radio building, is there's

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01:37:52,360 --> 01:37:55,679
Speaker 1: a competition between the parents to sell the most cookies

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01:37:55,720 --> 01:37:57,680
Speaker 1: for the kids. We never see the kids aren't here

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01:37:58,400 --> 01:37:59,800
Speaker 1: because they want to get the patch for the kids.

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01:37:59,800 --> 01:38:01,599
Speaker 1: Other as a kid cries, we don't even know half

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01:38:01,640 --> 01:38:04,160
Speaker 1: their kids exactly. We never met him. And look, I

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01:38:04,200 --> 01:38:06,960
Speaker 1: gotta tell you who doesn't love Girls Scout cookies. They're fabulous.

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01:38:07,520 --> 01:38:11,760
Speaker 1: But the whole point of the selling is selling for

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01:38:11,840 --> 01:38:13,920
Speaker 1: the kids to learn about it. But it's turned into

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Speaker 1: this big war between parents at work. Hey, Christine, so

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01:38:19,040 --> 01:38:21,960
Speaker 1: tell us what happened in your your office, Okay, budd

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01:38:21,960 --> 01:38:24,080
Speaker 1: a year and a half ago, of course, my daughter

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Speaker 1: and another woman's daughter was selling Girl Scout cookies and

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01:38:27,200 --> 01:38:29,200
Speaker 1: we always got to leave the sheets in the great room.

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01:38:29,800 --> 01:38:33,160
Speaker 1: And she's a very aggressive woman. And every day I

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01:38:33,240 --> 01:38:36,000
Speaker 1: would find my daughter's sign up sheets in the trash.

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01:38:36,360 --> 01:38:38,799
Speaker 1: I'll pull it out, put it back, and it's like, okay,

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01:38:39,080 --> 01:38:42,000
Speaker 1: you're really irritating me. So I got her back. On

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01:38:42,120 --> 01:38:44,559
Speaker 1: the last day that you know, people could buy him.

1578
01:38:44,840 --> 01:38:48,960
Speaker 1: I filled out her entire sheet with a certain name

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01:38:49,240 --> 01:38:51,040
Speaker 1: that was to say I can't say them on the

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01:38:51,160 --> 01:38:54,759
Speaker 1: radio where they where. They bought like a massive amount

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01:38:54,800 --> 01:38:57,800
Speaker 1: of cookies. And then when it was closed off and

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01:38:57,840 --> 01:39:01,320
Speaker 1: she couldn't sell anymore, she saw these seen name. Finally

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01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:04,719
Speaker 1: Dad attention to it and a silver daughter had no sales,

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01:39:04,920 --> 01:39:07,800
Speaker 1: my daughter did. She tried to come and accuse me

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01:39:07,920 --> 01:39:10,880
Speaker 1: of it, and I just giggled at her and told her, look,

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01:39:11,080 --> 01:39:13,280
Speaker 1: your cookie sales. And for the rest of the time

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Speaker 1: that she worked there, she called me the cookie steeling,

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01:39:17,080 --> 01:39:20,120
Speaker 1: the cookie stealer. But listen to what Girls Scout Cookies

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01:39:20,320 --> 01:39:22,880
Speaker 1: has done to both of you. Don't you agree, It's

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01:39:22,880 --> 01:39:27,360
Speaker 1: just it's nuts, it is, it's insane. I love that

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01:39:27,479 --> 01:39:31,519
Speaker 1: use dirty names on her kids cookies. All right, Well, so, Christine,

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01:39:31,560 --> 01:39:34,040
Speaker 1: that happened last year. So has it all calmed down

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01:39:34,040 --> 01:39:36,800
Speaker 1: a little bit? Why don't work there anymore? I don't

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01:39:36,800 --> 01:39:39,320
Speaker 1: know where she is, but via Facebook I know that

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01:39:39,439 --> 01:39:43,120
Speaker 1: she's still very you know, not nice. All right, Well,

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01:39:43,160 --> 01:39:45,000
Speaker 1: I want to say I love you. I found you

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01:39:45,120 --> 01:39:48,240
Speaker 1: died five years ago when I moved to northwest Arkansas

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Speaker 1: and y'all rock well. Thank you, And even though you

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Speaker 1: are known in those parts as the cookie stealer, we

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Speaker 1: love you too. Thank you, Thank you, Christine, have a

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01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:58,880
Speaker 1: nice day. Thanks for listening to us. Hello, Carrie, welcome

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01:39:58,920 --> 01:40:01,920
Speaker 1: to the show. What's going on? I'm so excited to

1603
01:40:01,960 --> 01:40:04,000
Speaker 1: be on the show. We're excited to be here too,

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01:40:04,080 --> 01:40:06,040
Speaker 1: and we're even more excited to meet you. So tell

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Speaker 1: me about it. You're a girl Scout leader, so you

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01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:11,600
Speaker 1: see this happening all the time, right, yes, And this

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01:40:11,840 --> 01:40:14,600
Speaker 1: past Sunday, we were doing my last cookie blues to

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01:40:14,640 --> 01:40:17,320
Speaker 1: be here and I was there my daughter another troop,

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01:40:17,520 --> 01:40:20,439
Speaker 1: and then this boy Scout troop comes and starts telling

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01:40:20,479 --> 01:40:24,360
Speaker 1: these discount cards about five from my boot and I

1611
01:40:24,400 --> 01:40:27,479
Speaker 1: was taking all my customers to buy their cards. But wait,

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01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:30,160
Speaker 1: hold on, discount cards and cookies are two different things.

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01:40:30,439 --> 01:40:34,200
Speaker 1: How can you you cannot co exist? Well, because they

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01:40:34,240 --> 01:40:36,240
Speaker 1: were they were a little sneaky and all the people

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01:40:36,280 --> 01:40:38,320
Speaker 1: instead of spine. You know, they don't have that much

1616
01:40:38,360 --> 01:40:44,560
Speaker 1: money to sneaky boy scouts. After about five minutes and

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01:40:44,640 --> 01:40:47,400
Speaker 1: had a little altercation with the father and all their way.

1618
01:40:48,400 --> 01:40:50,599
Speaker 1: So you went over and you read him, You read

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01:40:50,680 --> 01:40:56,240
Speaker 1: the boy Scout father. Yes, I kindly leave. It's so funny.

1620
01:40:56,280 --> 01:40:58,360
Speaker 1: It's a turf war between the girl Scouts and the

1621
01:40:58,400 --> 01:41:04,280
Speaker 1: boy Scouts. So you feel like you one out. She

1622
01:41:04,439 --> 01:41:07,519
Speaker 1: went out, all right, thank you, Carrie. That's scary. But

1623
01:41:07,560 --> 01:41:10,120
Speaker 1: you know what, when you're a parent and your child

1624
01:41:10,360 --> 01:41:14,839
Speaker 1: is your number one thing, you do anything and everything

1625
01:41:14,920 --> 01:41:17,120
Speaker 1: to protect them and to make sure that they feel

1626
01:41:17,120 --> 01:41:19,680
Speaker 1: good about themselves. So if anyone tries to screw with that,

1627
01:41:20,280 --> 01:41:23,760
Speaker 1: hell hath no fury. This happened during the Mama Bear thing.

1628
01:41:23,880 --> 01:41:25,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this happened during the popcorn thing with the

1629
01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:28,479
Speaker 1: boy Scouts. This year, we're at the baseball game, all

1630
01:41:28,520 --> 01:41:30,360
Speaker 1: of our kids, you know, because I have boys, and

1631
01:41:30,439 --> 01:41:33,000
Speaker 1: they come wheel in the wagon to sell the popcorn. Right,

1632
01:41:33,280 --> 01:41:35,280
Speaker 1: so one mom grabs me, she goes, oh Danny, you

1633
01:41:35,280 --> 01:41:36,840
Speaker 1: gotta buy the popcorn. So I buy it. I get

1634
01:41:36,880 --> 01:41:40,160
Speaker 1: a call later on from my other girlfriend, So I

1635
01:41:40,320 --> 01:41:43,160
Speaker 1: heard you bought popcorn from so and so, and I

1636
01:41:43,280 --> 01:41:45,080
Speaker 1: had to explain, Yeah, well I I kind of had

1637
01:41:45,120 --> 01:41:47,280
Speaker 1: no choice. She kind of put me in a corner.

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01:41:47,360 --> 01:41:49,160
Speaker 1: But I'm still going to buy popcorn for you. So

1639
01:41:49,240 --> 01:41:52,440
Speaker 1: I bought popcorn from both of them. But it gets territorials.

1640
01:41:52,520 --> 01:41:55,040
Speaker 1: This is so it gets crazy. You know what I love.

1641
01:41:55,080 --> 01:41:56,560
Speaker 1: One of the things I love about Dave Brody His

1642
01:41:56,720 --> 01:42:00,120
Speaker 1: daughters are out there selling cookies and things. He told them, no,

1643
01:42:00,439 --> 01:42:02,400
Speaker 1: he's not going to sell at work. And you guys

1644
01:42:02,439 --> 01:42:04,240
Speaker 1: have never seen me with a she I said, I'm

1645
01:42:04,240 --> 01:42:06,439
Speaker 1: not a girl scout. I'm not selling your cookies. You'd

1646
01:42:06,479 --> 01:42:10,920
Speaker 1: make a damn cute girl scouts would What if I

1647
01:42:11,040 --> 01:42:13,240
Speaker 1: dressed up like a brownie and you could eat me

1648
01:42:13,880 --> 01:42:17,080
Speaker 1: three days ago? You want what's scary? Sometimes the parents

1649
01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:18,960
Speaker 1: act more like the kids than the kids. There was

1650
01:42:19,000 --> 01:42:21,519
Speaker 1: a town hall meeting the other night for parents to

1651
01:42:21,640 --> 01:42:23,960
Speaker 1: solve the problems with their kids at school that the

1652
01:42:24,160 --> 01:42:26,080
Speaker 1: kids bullying each other and beating each other up actic school.

1653
01:42:26,200 --> 01:42:28,040
Speaker 1: Do you know that that town hall meeting ended up

1654
01:42:28,200 --> 01:42:33,120
Speaker 1: with parents beating each other. I get that get Oh,

1655
01:42:33,160 --> 01:42:35,160
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything, now okay, oh sorry, let me

1656
01:42:35,200 --> 01:42:39,280
Speaker 1: go talk to Kelly. Hello Kelly, So what happened to

1657
01:42:39,360 --> 01:42:43,679
Speaker 1: you all over Girl Scout cookies? So two co workers

1658
01:42:43,720 --> 01:42:46,080
Speaker 1: of mine both have have young daughters that we're selling

1659
01:42:46,080 --> 01:42:49,519
Speaker 1: Girl Scout cookies and I bought five boxes from one

1660
01:42:49,560 --> 01:42:51,280
Speaker 1: girl and I bought ten from the other because she

1661
01:42:51,360 --> 01:42:54,280
Speaker 1: had no sales. Well, her mom found out and she

1662
01:42:54,520 --> 01:42:58,120
Speaker 1: keep my car for the Girl Scout. Oh my gosh,

1663
01:42:59,479 --> 01:43:05,080
Speaker 1: that's all full. I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh.

1664
01:43:05,840 --> 01:43:08,840
Speaker 1: What happened to leading by example? What happened to that? Scary?

1665
01:43:09,640 --> 01:43:12,479
Speaker 1: What does anyone know? What happened to leading by example?

1666
01:43:13,000 --> 01:43:15,880
Speaker 1: Is it under here? Is it in this trash can? No?

1667
01:43:17,360 --> 01:43:20,280
Speaker 1: That's nuts. Kelly. So did you confront the keying mother

1668
01:43:20,600 --> 01:43:24,080
Speaker 1: or is it all over with? Oh? Yeah, no, she didn't.

1669
01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:26,120
Speaker 1: At our work talking a lot that had cameras and

1670
01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:27,840
Speaker 1: she ended up having to pay to fix my car.

1671
01:43:28,320 --> 01:43:31,320
Speaker 1: It's like it was really five boxes of cookies. Wow,

1672
01:43:33,160 --> 01:43:35,639
Speaker 1: it was not a big deal. Thank you. Sorry about that, Kelly.

1673
01:43:35,760 --> 01:43:39,439
Speaker 1: That's just stories like that, they're just amazing and they continue. Hello, Sarah,

1674
01:43:39,560 --> 01:43:43,479
Speaker 1: you were a Girl Scout once, weren't you? Yes, hello, ladies,

1675
01:43:43,640 --> 01:43:47,200
Speaker 1: so talk about it. To talk to me about your cookies. Okay,

1676
01:43:47,360 --> 01:43:49,680
Speaker 1: it was such a big deal. I remember being a

1677
01:43:49,960 --> 01:43:53,040
Speaker 1: kid and it was the mothers were like called then

1678
01:43:53,120 --> 01:43:56,479
Speaker 1: mothers or cub mothers, and they would actually fight. They

1679
01:43:56,520 --> 01:43:58,400
Speaker 1: would like stalk out. They deal it like four o'clock

1680
01:43:58,439 --> 01:44:00,519
Speaker 1: in the morning and actually parking front like a kmart,

1681
01:44:00,520 --> 01:44:02,439
Speaker 1: and if another mother came by, it was like, Nope,

1682
01:44:02,479 --> 01:44:03,760
Speaker 1: get out of here. You know, we were in your

1683
01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:06,200
Speaker 1: first and I just wanted to throw out there. I

1684
01:44:06,280 --> 01:44:08,840
Speaker 1: loved being a girl Scout and I cannot say the

1685
01:44:08,880 --> 01:44:11,599
Speaker 1: company that I worked for, but I am the top

1686
01:44:11,840 --> 01:44:15,160
Speaker 1: salesperson in the Big Bay region of Florida, because I

1687
01:44:15,280 --> 01:44:18,640
Speaker 1: truly think girl Scouts had to do with that. sEH, no, no,

1688
01:44:18,720 --> 01:44:20,800
Speaker 1: hold on, stop there, hold on, hold on, hold on,

1689
01:44:21,040 --> 01:44:24,439
Speaker 1: let's let's talk about that. That's the whole point. That's

1690
01:44:25,040 --> 01:44:26,759
Speaker 1: that's the whole point, is that I think the parents

1691
01:44:26,800 --> 01:44:29,599
Speaker 1: are forgetting that because I truly did take a lot

1692
01:44:29,760 --> 01:44:32,120
Speaker 1: from that. I love to sell I could sell ice

1693
01:44:32,160 --> 01:44:36,280
Speaker 1: to an Eskimo, I mean, hold on an escom online.

1694
01:44:36,880 --> 01:44:40,760
Speaker 1: I want to another thing. I want to stress that

1695
01:44:40,800 --> 01:44:43,280
Speaker 1: I don't think people realize that when you sign up

1696
01:44:43,320 --> 01:44:45,640
Speaker 1: to become a Girl Scout. Yeah, it's all great, you

1697
01:44:45,680 --> 01:44:47,280
Speaker 1: get to go on trips this snap, but guess where

1698
01:44:47,320 --> 01:44:49,920
Speaker 1: the money comes from. The Girl Scout cookies. And if

1699
01:44:49,960 --> 01:44:52,519
Speaker 1: you don't sell the Girl Scout cookies, the parents have

1700
01:44:52,800 --> 01:44:55,040
Speaker 1: to buy them. So I think that that's another reason

1701
01:44:56,200 --> 01:44:59,479
Speaker 1: all these cookies. That's pressure, and they don't sell them,

1702
01:44:59,680 --> 01:45:03,400
Speaker 1: they have to pay for Listen to the fiery fiery Sarah. Sarah,

1703
01:45:03,479 --> 01:45:06,559
Speaker 1: you are on your in fuego, you really are. You're

1704
01:45:06,640 --> 01:45:08,519
Speaker 1: fit to be tied. But look what you've done with

1705
01:45:08,560 --> 01:45:10,400
Speaker 1: your life because of that. Thank you for calling Sarah.

1706
01:45:10,439 --> 01:45:13,240
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, thank you, thank you. Yes, Scotty

1707
01:45:13,320 --> 01:45:15,920
Speaker 1: b father of Girl Scouts, just saying we're stuck with

1708
01:45:16,040 --> 01:45:18,280
Speaker 1: ten boxes of gluten free cookies. If anybody wants them,

1709
01:45:18,320 --> 01:45:21,160
Speaker 1: you have to pay for them. Garrett's gluten free. Yeah Garrett,

1710
01:45:21,160 --> 01:45:23,400
Speaker 1: you just bought ten boxes. Now he didn't buy them,

1711
01:45:23,479 --> 01:45:25,960
Speaker 1: give them? Will buy those off of you? Will buy those?

1712
01:45:26,160 --> 01:45:28,240
Speaker 1: Why are you stuck with? Who are them? Because, like

1713
01:45:28,360 --> 01:45:30,080
Speaker 1: she said, if they give you extra and you have

1714
01:45:30,200 --> 01:45:32,120
Speaker 1: to sell them otherwise you have to pay for them. Really,

1715
01:45:33,120 --> 01:45:34,920
Speaker 1: how how much do we owe? How much I'll buy

1716
01:45:34,960 --> 01:45:36,920
Speaker 1: your gluten free cookie. There are five dollars a box.

1717
01:45:36,920 --> 01:45:43,519
Speaker 1: They're a little bit more funny. It should be like gluten.

1718
01:45:43,560 --> 01:45:46,400
Speaker 1: I would think. I would think gluten's worth like fifty cents.

1719
01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:48,800
Speaker 1: And there's also half the amount in that box. It's

1720
01:45:48,840 --> 01:45:54,000
Speaker 1: only one sleeve and a gluten gluten free box. I

1721
01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:56,320
Speaker 1: don't get that you're paying more for gluten. Yes, you're

1722
01:45:56,320 --> 01:45:58,200
Speaker 1: paying more. You know. The lasterday I went out to

1723
01:45:58,200 --> 01:46:00,280
Speaker 1: buy jeans and I got some jeans that have holes

1724
01:46:00,320 --> 01:46:03,479
Speaker 1: and slits in them. They cost twice is more because

1725
01:46:03,520 --> 01:46:06,840
Speaker 1: they're ripped to shreds material. It's not at the point

1726
01:46:06,920 --> 01:46:09,280
Speaker 1: they're different. The thing is the gluten free cookies they

1727
01:46:09,320 --> 01:46:13,240
Speaker 1: manufacture less. Therefore I could cost more to manual fifty dollars. Please, no,

1728
01:46:13,400 --> 01:46:15,160
Speaker 1: you know I changed my mind. I didn't know. I know,

1729
01:46:15,439 --> 01:46:17,479
Speaker 1: I can't. I didn't know. It's when I offered. I

1730
01:46:17,520 --> 01:46:19,280
Speaker 1: didn't know it's gonna be that much, and you told

1731
01:46:19,400 --> 01:46:21,720
Speaker 1: us that story. The charge more for I'm a bad

1732
01:46:21,760 --> 01:46:26,360
Speaker 1: sales person. Should get out of here. Cut. What I

1733
01:46:26,400 --> 01:46:28,679
Speaker 1: would do is I would eat a gluten free cookie

1734
01:46:28,880 --> 01:46:33,560
Speaker 1: and then chase it with a spoonful of gluten and

1735
01:46:33,640 --> 01:46:35,240
Speaker 1: mix it in my mouth. I would actually put the

1736
01:46:35,280 --> 01:46:38,400
Speaker 1: gluten free cookie in between two regular girls Scott cookies

1737
01:46:38,439 --> 01:46:41,559
Speaker 1: and make a sandwich. You get your gluten and glue.

1738
01:46:41,600 --> 01:46:43,760
Speaker 1: What does gluten look like? It's got to be some

1739
01:46:43,880 --> 01:46:47,160
Speaker 1: powdery substance. I don't know sure. What is a gelatine?

1740
01:46:47,400 --> 01:46:50,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. It's a good question.

1741
01:46:50,160 --> 01:46:52,800
Speaker 1: A gelatine you could make like an oreo with two

1742
01:46:52,840 --> 01:46:55,560
Speaker 1: girls stop cookie non glutenous girl stop cookies on the

1743
01:46:55,600 --> 01:46:57,920
Speaker 1: top of the bottom, had a big glob of gluten

1744
01:46:57,920 --> 01:46:59,479
Speaker 1: in the middle. You know what you do? I would

1745
01:46:59,520 --> 01:47:01,800
Speaker 1: love a glow of gluten. Can you say that three

1746
01:47:01,840 --> 01:47:04,840
Speaker 1: times as glob of gluten, glod of gluten, glodd of gluten.

1747
01:47:04,840 --> 01:47:09,479
Speaker 1: You're fabulous, Thank you. This is the dumbest conversation. What

1748
01:47:09,560 --> 01:47:12,479
Speaker 1: are you looking gluten? Yeah? What it looks like? I

1749
01:47:12,600 --> 01:47:15,519
Speaker 1: think it's like you said, powder. It can be anything.

1750
01:47:15,560 --> 01:47:17,800
Speaker 1: I can come in different forms. I'm sure gluten shake.

1751
01:47:18,200 --> 01:47:21,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I would make cream cheese and put the

1752
01:47:21,960 --> 01:47:23,439
Speaker 1: gluten in that and just sort of make like a

1753
01:47:23,479 --> 01:47:28,560
Speaker 1: cream cheese paste. Yum. Give me someone's scary? Am I

1754
01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:30,280
Speaker 1: the only one who thinks that the youth of America

1755
01:47:30,320 --> 01:47:37,080
Speaker 1: is screwed up because of their parents, the youth of America, America, America.

1756
01:47:38,880 --> 01:47:41,920
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the youth of America. From scary chokes

1757
01:47:42,520 --> 01:47:49,200
Speaker 1: from Bedchamus Brooklyn. Are you ready? Yeah? What? What is wrong?

1758
01:47:49,920 --> 01:47:59,679
Speaker 1: What the youth of America? Frigging you? It's your fragging parents. Yeah,

1759
01:48:00,160 --> 01:48:06,720
Speaker 1: it fall from the tree rotten to the cool of

1760
01:48:06,800 --> 01:48:10,040
Speaker 1: these What do you mean the youth somewhere? Do you

1761
01:48:10,120 --> 01:48:14,360
Speaker 1: hate all of them? You date that, you're turned on

1762
01:48:14,520 --> 01:48:15,960
Speaker 1: by them, and you go to their web page? You're

1763
01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:18,360
Speaker 1: missing my point. After I hear about these parents behaving

1764
01:48:18,439 --> 01:48:20,479
Speaker 1: badly for the past fifteen minutes on the radio, all

1765
01:48:20,520 --> 01:48:22,880
Speaker 1: I can think about is, well, I guess you there.

1766
01:48:23,200 --> 01:48:25,160
Speaker 1: Your kids are watching you behave this way and they're

1767
01:48:25,160 --> 01:48:27,679
Speaker 1: acting this way. Okay there there actually could be something

1768
01:48:27,720 --> 01:48:29,439
Speaker 1: in there, and I cannot argue with it. It's just

1769
01:48:29,520 --> 01:48:31,880
Speaker 1: the way you scream it out on the radio. One

1770
01:48:31,960 --> 01:48:35,080
Speaker 1: that's wrong with the memory cup. Garry's at this really

1771
01:48:35,080 --> 01:48:37,559
Speaker 1: funny point in his life where like he's still trendy

1772
01:48:37,640 --> 01:48:39,599
Speaker 1: and hip and really wants to be, but yet he's

1773
01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:43,880
Speaker 1: slowly becoming a crabby old man. He's turning into the

1774
01:48:43,920 --> 01:48:46,240
Speaker 1: get off my long man. Yeah, Like he'll snapchat and

1775
01:48:46,320 --> 01:48:49,280
Speaker 1: take like shirtless selfies. But he also wants his ball off,

1776
01:48:49,600 --> 01:48:52,760
Speaker 1: your ball off his yard. But he's right, you're turning

1777
01:48:52,800 --> 01:48:58,000
Speaker 1: into a grumpy old man. I'm not send me a

1778
01:48:58,080 --> 01:49:00,280
Speaker 1: picture of you in a bikini, but your all off

1779
01:49:00,320 --> 01:49:02,000
Speaker 1: my law, and make sure you're part of my law.

1780
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:08,120
Speaker 1: And make sure make sure you're ute, full, uteful, all right, scary,

1781
01:49:08,720 --> 01:49:15,240
Speaker 1: Thank you, Elvis Duran In the Morning Show, I have

1782
01:49:15,360 --> 01:49:17,599
Speaker 1: a two and a half hour drive to work every day,

1783
01:49:17,640 --> 01:49:20,920
Speaker 1: and you guys make it so much better. In the

1784
01:49:21,000 --> 01:49:24,599
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Do you have I bet you do, Froggy,

1785
01:49:24,600 --> 01:49:26,760
Speaker 1: because you're like the practical joker of the Morning Show.

1786
01:49:27,360 --> 01:49:29,720
Speaker 1: Do you have something you do two people just to

1787
01:49:29,840 --> 01:49:33,000
Speaker 1: f with them, strangers or people? You do? Yes? Like

1788
01:49:33,160 --> 01:49:36,120
Speaker 1: what if somebody like if I see two people talking,

1789
01:49:36,160 --> 01:49:38,479
Speaker 1: I'll walk up behind him and take my knee and

1790
01:49:38,600 --> 01:49:40,360
Speaker 1: put it in the crevice of their knee and like

1791
01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:42,439
Speaker 1: on their leg that most of their weight is on.

1792
01:49:42,640 --> 01:49:44,920
Speaker 1: And it's called dead legging them and they fall over.

1793
01:49:46,560 --> 01:49:48,080
Speaker 1: I do it to Daniel. If I do it, I'll

1794
01:49:48,120 --> 01:49:49,800
Speaker 1: tell you when I do it to Lisa, it makes

1795
01:49:49,840 --> 01:49:55,640
Speaker 1: her so mad. Another thing I do. Another thing I

1796
01:49:55,720 --> 01:49:58,120
Speaker 1: did when we're riding in the car and she's putting

1797
01:49:58,160 --> 01:50:00,920
Speaker 1: on makeup alright, waking until she doing the lip liner

1798
01:50:01,160 --> 01:50:06,800
Speaker 1: and I jam on the break face. You like that one.

1799
01:50:09,040 --> 01:50:11,760
Speaker 1: We almost broke up over that. Right when we started dating.

1800
01:50:11,800 --> 01:50:13,639
Speaker 1: I realized it was a bad idea because we were

1801
01:50:13,680 --> 01:50:17,000
Speaker 1: going somewhere and she and I did that. She flipped like,

1802
01:50:18,000 --> 01:50:19,439
Speaker 1: let me out of the car, flip out. You know

1803
01:50:19,479 --> 01:50:22,760
Speaker 1: what Straiton does that? Restaurants? Oh God, no, go ahead

1804
01:50:22,800 --> 01:50:25,639
Speaker 1: say it? Well, no, you say it? Does it? I'll

1805
01:50:25,680 --> 01:50:28,000
Speaker 1: say that, They'll ask my name and I'll say it's

1806
01:50:28,040 --> 01:50:31,120
Speaker 1: par par so that when they announced the name, it's

1807
01:50:31,240 --> 01:50:37,040
Speaker 1: par par Party of four shut. Sounds like they have

1808
01:50:37,560 --> 01:50:39,960
Speaker 1: a speech thing going yeah, is there a problem with that?

1809
01:50:40,200 --> 01:50:49,479
Speaker 1: No's how they I mean, no, it's it's it's corny,

1810
01:50:49,600 --> 01:50:51,840
Speaker 1: but I like it. It's a It makes everybody laughs.

1811
01:50:51,880 --> 01:50:53,800
Speaker 1: You know my kids do that when people ask him

1812
01:50:53,880 --> 01:50:57,280
Speaker 1: his name. Spencer goes John and they go John, Who John, Cena,

1813
01:50:58,840 --> 01:51:00,960
Speaker 1: your name is not John? You know why are you

1814
01:51:01,080 --> 01:51:04,160
Speaker 1: telling her Who's to say it's not his name? When

1815
01:51:04,160 --> 01:51:05,960
Speaker 1: the Hunger Games came out, the thing to do at

1816
01:51:05,960 --> 01:51:09,080
Speaker 1: Starbucks was to give your name as Primrose Everdeen's that

1817
01:51:09,120 --> 01:51:11,400
Speaker 1: when they called your name for your cop you said,

1818
01:51:11,520 --> 01:51:17,920
Speaker 1: I volunteers trivia. You guys are awful. Do you know

1819
01:51:17,960 --> 01:51:20,800
Speaker 1: what great t does wherever we have like a tour

1820
01:51:20,960 --> 01:51:23,760
Speaker 1: come to the station, He'll take boxes or something and

1821
01:51:23,800 --> 01:51:26,280
Speaker 1: he'll pile them up and he'll pretend that he trips

1822
01:51:26,320 --> 01:51:28,519
Speaker 1: over them to see who will come run and help

1823
01:51:28,600 --> 01:51:31,760
Speaker 1: him off. And he's falling like flat on his face.

1824
01:51:32,040 --> 01:51:33,640
Speaker 1: Remember when we were in London he did that. He

1825
01:51:33,680 --> 01:51:35,920
Speaker 1: went to like he went to a middle area with

1826
01:51:36,040 --> 01:51:38,200
Speaker 1: a lot of people and just started stuff in his

1827
01:51:38,280 --> 01:51:40,640
Speaker 1: backpack and fall down and fall over the So what

1828
01:51:40,720 --> 01:51:42,920
Speaker 1: do you do to totally f with people? I want

1829
01:51:42,920 --> 01:51:45,599
Speaker 1: to hear from you, Stephen Levine. You know pr Guru

1830
01:51:45,640 --> 01:51:48,240
Speaker 1: to the Stars. He'll go to a party, like a

1831
01:51:48,360 --> 01:51:50,880
Speaker 1: huge room of fill people and he'll raise his hand

1832
01:51:50,960 --> 01:51:52,519
Speaker 1: and like wave it some one on the far side

1833
01:51:52,520 --> 01:51:56,040
Speaker 1: of the room, but he's not really waving anywhere. They

1834
01:51:56,120 --> 01:51:58,800
Speaker 1: all waved back. And then I was with nature of

1835
01:51:58,800 --> 01:52:00,320
Speaker 1: the day. We were in the back of an uber

1836
01:52:00,600 --> 01:52:02,600
Speaker 1: going uptown and I started like I rolled in the

1837
01:52:02,600 --> 01:52:05,000
Speaker 1: windows going hey, I started waving up strangers on the street.

1838
01:52:05,000 --> 01:52:07,320
Speaker 1: They're like, oh my god. They start waving. Then they

1839
01:52:07,320 --> 01:52:10,080
Speaker 1: don't know who we are ways you mess with people.

1840
01:52:11,320 --> 01:52:13,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's fun to mess with people. When are you

1841
01:52:13,320 --> 01:52:15,360
Speaker 1: not with Nate. Every story is Nate and I are

1842
01:52:15,439 --> 01:52:17,720
Speaker 1: over here. Nate and I are over here with them

1843
01:52:18,080 --> 01:52:20,040
Speaker 1: very much. But when we are together, we pulled prank.

1844
01:52:20,120 --> 01:52:22,439
Speaker 1: Some people go to the grocery store and put random

1845
01:52:22,479 --> 01:52:26,600
Speaker 1: things in people's cars and watch them. Is that you

1846
01:52:26,800 --> 01:52:29,519
Speaker 1: doing it? Because they'll pay for it? Like you would

1847
01:52:29,520 --> 01:52:31,840
Speaker 1: think when you unload the buggy at the register, you

1848
01:52:31,880 --> 01:52:33,639
Speaker 1: would go, I don't need this, but they will take

1849
01:52:33,720 --> 01:52:35,559
Speaker 1: something that you randomly put in their car and they

1850
01:52:35,560 --> 01:52:37,439
Speaker 1: will buy it and leave the Well, there's other a

1851
01:52:37,520 --> 01:52:39,080
Speaker 1: holes like you out there, because this happens to me

1852
01:52:39,120 --> 01:52:40,920
Speaker 1: all the time. I didn't I didn't buy a head

1853
01:52:40,920 --> 01:52:44,519
Speaker 1: of lettuce letten. Talk to you now. I look at

1854
01:52:44,600 --> 01:52:46,920
Speaker 1: my buggy as you call it, say how to Lisa?

1855
01:52:47,000 --> 01:52:49,720
Speaker 1: Hello Lisa? Yeah, what do you do? What do you

1856
01:52:49,760 --> 01:52:51,640
Speaker 1: do to mess with people? When we're out in the bar.

1857
01:52:51,800 --> 01:52:53,560
Speaker 1: Sometimes I go to the bathroom, I come out and

1858
01:52:53,640 --> 01:52:56,080
Speaker 1: I have like paper sticking out of my pants or

1859
01:52:56,200 --> 01:52:59,439
Speaker 1: stuck to my shoe. My friends get mortified. Is always fun,

1860
01:53:00,000 --> 01:53:02,120
Speaker 1: Like in a nice restaurant and people try to tell

1861
01:53:02,160 --> 01:53:06,160
Speaker 1: you my parents so you have to pay for streaming

1862
01:53:06,160 --> 01:53:07,360
Speaker 1: out of the bottom of your pants. Do you ever

1863
01:53:07,400 --> 01:53:09,000
Speaker 1: put a milk dud on your teeth? Milk dud on

1864
01:53:09,040 --> 01:53:13,960
Speaker 1: the teeth and just start smiling, sister, Yeah, definitely. Lit

1865
01:53:13,960 --> 01:53:16,400
Speaker 1: another thing Stephen Levin does. He'll put like a chive

1866
01:53:16,560 --> 01:53:20,880
Speaker 1: on his teeth. Take a piece of lettuce. All right,

1867
01:53:20,960 --> 01:53:24,639
Speaker 1: thank you, Lisa, have a good day. Take care. Hello Jeff,

1868
01:53:25,680 --> 01:53:29,800
Speaker 1: good morning from California. Well, good morning California. Okay, tell

1869
01:53:29,840 --> 01:53:33,120
Speaker 1: me what do you do to mess with people? I? Uh,

1870
01:53:33,600 --> 01:53:37,479
Speaker 1: you know the numbers like meat counters? Oh? Yeah, you do?

1871
01:53:37,520 --> 01:53:40,000
Speaker 1: You take a ticket and they call your number right right.

1872
01:53:40,439 --> 01:53:42,920
Speaker 1: Whenever they call my number, either there or at the

1873
01:53:43,000 --> 01:53:47,559
Speaker 1: d m V, I stand up in the opingo. Ye see,

1874
01:53:47,640 --> 01:53:50,960
Speaker 1: that'd be fun. You have to make a little bit

1875
01:53:51,000 --> 01:53:53,960
Speaker 1: more fun. Jeff us so love that you're listening to us.

1876
01:53:54,000 --> 01:53:57,800
Speaker 1: You have a great night or day. Thanks Jeff, thanks

1877
01:53:57,840 --> 01:54:00,200
Speaker 1: for listening to us. I appreciate it. Hi, you know

1878
01:54:01,240 --> 01:54:05,519
Speaker 1: h what's going on? Um? When I was in high school,

1879
01:54:05,680 --> 01:54:09,519
Speaker 1: I would stare at like the teachers and casually like

1880
01:54:10,040 --> 01:54:12,680
Speaker 1: love my face and star at them, And after a

1881
01:54:12,760 --> 01:54:15,080
Speaker 1: while they would come back and keeople looking at me

1882
01:54:15,360 --> 01:54:19,160
Speaker 1: and after is there something on my face? But no

1883
01:54:19,400 --> 01:54:24,120
Speaker 1: I have on my face. Yeah, it really freaks out.

1884
01:54:24,280 --> 01:54:26,280
Speaker 1: I used to do this in high school, like freshman year.

1885
01:54:26,600 --> 01:54:29,240
Speaker 1: I would pull a fistful of coins out of my

1886
01:54:29,320 --> 01:54:31,400
Speaker 1: pocket and stand up and they would just drop on

1887
01:54:31,479 --> 01:54:35,040
Speaker 1: the ground. They all roll everywhere, and their teachers trying

1888
01:54:35,080 --> 01:54:38,280
Speaker 1: to teach, and then could you sit down? Mr Jared? Well,

1889
01:54:38,280 --> 01:54:39,920
Speaker 1: I don't know because I got Nichols off. Can you

1890
01:54:40,000 --> 01:54:41,520
Speaker 1: hand me that? And then the whole class helps you

1891
01:54:41,560 --> 01:54:44,400
Speaker 1: pick and no one's paying attention to her. That's how

1892
01:54:44,680 --> 01:54:46,080
Speaker 1: I got into radio, because I wanted to be the

1893
01:54:46,120 --> 01:54:49,560
Speaker 1: center of attention at all time. Hey, thanks for listening

1894
01:54:49,600 --> 01:54:52,520
Speaker 1: to it. Thank you, take care of Sabrina. Finally we

1895
01:54:52,560 --> 01:54:55,720
Speaker 1: talked to Omar. Hello, Omar, Hey, so what do you

1896
01:54:55,800 --> 01:55:01,560
Speaker 1: do to mess with people? Alright? So im and sometimes

1897
01:55:01,760 --> 01:55:05,560
Speaker 1: I speak Spanish fluently. When I get Spanish patients, I

1898
01:55:05,760 --> 01:55:08,280
Speaker 1: just let them speak to me in Spanish and tell

1899
01:55:08,320 --> 01:55:11,440
Speaker 1: him I don't understand, and uh, after a while, I

1900
01:55:11,600 --> 01:55:14,760
Speaker 1: just start talking back in Spanish and their face is

1901
01:55:14,880 --> 01:55:18,120
Speaker 1: just it says if you learn the language right right

1902
01:55:18,160 --> 01:55:21,320
Speaker 1: in front of them. I let them speak English, not Spanish.

1903
01:55:21,360 --> 01:55:23,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I let them try to speak it in English,

1904
01:55:23,280 --> 01:55:25,440
Speaker 1: and then after a while I just turn around and

1905
01:55:25,560 --> 01:55:28,080
Speaker 1: start and start off. As long as I'm not telling

1906
01:55:28,120 --> 01:55:29,920
Speaker 1: you they're having a heart attack, you pretend not to

1907
01:55:30,000 --> 01:55:34,280
Speaker 1: understand them. I'm literally dying. I'm dying. No, I don't

1908
01:55:34,320 --> 01:55:37,240
Speaker 1: do it to serious station. It's only the real not

1909
01:55:38,120 --> 01:55:39,960
Speaker 1: the ones that aren't leaving, the ones that aren't dying.

1910
01:55:41,240 --> 01:55:43,000
Speaker 1: Thank you, and I hope I never get your ambulance.

1911
01:55:43,040 --> 01:55:47,400
Speaker 1: Have a nice day. Stay safe out there. All right,

1912
01:55:47,440 --> 01:55:49,720
Speaker 1: Let's get into the headlines. What's going on? Okay. Two

1913
01:55:49,840 --> 01:55:52,680
Speaker 1: children are dead after a school after a student opened

1914
01:55:52,720 --> 01:55:55,560
Speaker 1: fire inside a crowded atrium at Marshall County High School

1915
01:55:55,560 --> 01:55:59,600
Speaker 1: in Kentucky yesterday. At least eighteen people were injured. Two

1916
01:55:59,640 --> 01:56:02,680
Speaker 1: work old both fifteen year old Bailey Nicole Holt and

1917
01:56:02,920 --> 01:56:05,800
Speaker 1: fifteen year old Preston Ryan Cope, were murdered by the

1918
01:56:05,840 --> 01:56:09,240
Speaker 1: fifteen year old gunman. That boy is in custody so far.

1919
01:56:09,360 --> 01:56:12,360
Speaker 1: He faces two counts of murder, among other charges. This

1920
01:56:12,560 --> 01:56:16,960
Speaker 1: was at least the eleventh school shooting since eighteen started.

1921
01:56:18,080 --> 01:56:20,240
Speaker 1: Toys r US says they plan on closing over one

1922
01:56:20,760 --> 01:56:23,440
Speaker 1: eighties stores in the US. This is one fifth of

1923
01:56:23,520 --> 01:56:26,640
Speaker 1: their stores. They said the closures are caused by increased

1924
01:56:26,720 --> 01:56:32,480
Speaker 1: online shopping and increased competition. Uh. If you love science

1925
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Speaker 1: fiction stories, you probably know this author or Selakayla Gwin.

1926
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Speaker 1: She has passed away. She wrote short stories children's books,

1927
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Speaker 1: but she's best known for her science fiction. She was

1928
01:56:41,880 --> 01:56:44,640
Speaker 1: eighty eight years old and died at her home in Portland.

1929
01:56:45,160 --> 01:56:47,880
Speaker 1: This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath.

1930
01:56:49,440 --> 01:56:51,880
Speaker 1: Ah no one to breathe, Why no, why none of

1931
01:56:51,920 --> 01:56:57,240
Speaker 1: you breathe with mere And A new online dating survey

1932
01:56:57,280 --> 01:57:00,000
Speaker 1: has shown that regular exercise is important to the majority

1933
01:57:00,200 --> 01:57:03,040
Speaker 1: of singles. Six of people who are trying to find

1934
01:57:03,120 --> 01:57:05,560
Speaker 1: love online said it's important for the person they date

1935
01:57:05,920 --> 01:57:09,840
Speaker 1: exercises regularly as well. And those are your headlines. More

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Speaker 1: from the Mercedes Bands Interview Lounge, Troy Savanna is here

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1939
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1940
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1945
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1946
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Speaker 1: slash Elvis. That's match dot com slash Elvis, Elvis, Elvis Durant,

1951
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Speaker 1: Elvis Durant. Phone tap All right, here we go, the

1952
01:58:07,560 --> 01:58:12,840
Speaker 1: return of the obnoxious telemarketer, Mr Michael Oppenheimer. Scare you

1953
01:58:12,880 --> 01:58:16,520
Speaker 1: do it better than me? What is Michael Oppenheimer doing today? Well,

1954
01:58:16,640 --> 01:58:19,360
Speaker 1: we phone tapped this guy once before. This guy John,

1955
01:58:20,160 --> 01:58:22,840
Speaker 1: he's gonna get a retread, yes, because he doesn't listen

1956
01:58:22,880 --> 01:58:25,320
Speaker 1: to the radio. It seems like once you've been phone

1957
01:58:25,320 --> 01:58:27,040
Speaker 1: tapp you can never be phone tapped again. But this

1958
01:58:27,120 --> 01:58:29,360
Speaker 1: guy can, yeah, because he doesn't listen to us, and

1959
01:58:29,440 --> 01:58:32,160
Speaker 1: he sits home all day and he deals with telemarketers.

1960
01:58:32,360 --> 01:58:34,200
Speaker 1: So his daughter Kelly wrote to us this time and

1961
01:58:34,240 --> 01:58:36,200
Speaker 1: said that he's right to fall for another one so

1962
01:58:36,280 --> 01:58:39,720
Speaker 1: I'm the relentless telemarketer. Mr Michael Oppenheimer is selling him something.

1963
01:58:39,800 --> 01:58:41,960
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see what Mr Michael Oppenheimer is

1964
01:58:41,960 --> 01:58:44,680
Speaker 1: selling today. Let's listen to today's phone tap. Here we go.

1965
01:58:46,080 --> 01:58:50,000
Speaker 1: Good morning, This is Mr Michael Oppenheimer with Dingleberry Farms.

1966
01:58:50,600 --> 01:58:55,760
Speaker 1: Me fruit baskets. The occasion a birthday gift, A sweet

1967
01:58:55,840 --> 01:59:00,400
Speaker 1: romantic surprise. Again, my name is Mr Michael Oppenheim. Oh,

1968
01:59:00,400 --> 01:59:03,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not interested. Do you eat fruit? I

1969
01:59:03,440 --> 01:59:06,760
Speaker 1: love fruite perfect. This is nature's candy. I know, but

1970
01:59:06,800 --> 01:59:10,560
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in apples, pears, and oranges. Yes, I

1971
01:59:10,640 --> 01:59:15,160
Speaker 1: know them all very well, but direct from our I'm sorry.

1972
01:59:15,160 --> 01:59:17,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir. I'm sorry to be rude, but I

1973
01:59:17,600 --> 01:59:18,600
Speaker 1: have to go. I have a lot of things to

1974
01:59:18,640 --> 01:59:25,400
Speaker 1: do here. Hello, good morning. This is Mr Michael Oppenheimer

1975
01:59:25,640 --> 01:59:28,400
Speaker 1: with Dingleberry Funds, who are made fruit baskets. How are

1976
01:59:28,440 --> 01:59:31,640
Speaker 1: you doing? Today? Was an interested We got disconnected, sir.

1977
01:59:33,560 --> 01:59:35,800
Speaker 1: I hung off. There's nothing quite like a delicious first

1978
01:59:35,800 --> 01:59:39,040
Speaker 1: fruit basket. I hate fruit baskets. They have the fruits

1979
01:59:39,120 --> 01:59:42,160
Speaker 1: rotten when you get it ter. We have the fruit

1980
01:59:42,200 --> 01:59:45,760
Speaker 1: full of fair fruit basket. We have the orchard which

1981
01:59:45,800 --> 01:59:48,920
Speaker 1: contains I have an orchard near my house. I can

1982
01:59:48,960 --> 01:59:50,440
Speaker 1: just get all the apples I want, and I could.

1983
01:59:50,440 --> 01:59:51,800
Speaker 1: I could brut in a basket and send it a

1984
01:59:51,840 --> 01:59:54,440
Speaker 1: lot cheaper than than having. Can you get a wicker

1985
01:59:54,560 --> 01:59:59,040
Speaker 1: basket from your orchard? Absolutely by wicker baskets anywhere they're cheap,

1986
01:59:59,240 --> 02:00:04,240
Speaker 1: always comes with a nice blue ribbon difference. I can

1987
02:00:04,320 --> 02:00:06,720
Speaker 1: craft a basket from scratch. I don't care if you

1988
02:00:06,800 --> 02:00:09,080
Speaker 1: weave it yourself. I'm not gonna. I'm not. I don't

1989
02:00:09,080 --> 02:00:13,960
Speaker 1: want to. I don't want to deal with this. Okay, well,

1990
02:00:14,960 --> 02:00:21,720
Speaker 1: this is Mr Michael Uppenheimer, Jingleberry Farms. Me fruit. I

1991
02:00:21,960 --> 02:00:26,560
Speaker 1: don't want it. I'm going to do not all again.

1992
02:00:27,120 --> 02:00:32,280
Speaker 1: I don't want baskets of fruit, okay, for just for fruit.

1993
02:00:33,120 --> 02:00:36,600
Speaker 1: Come on, this is organic organic. What are you doing?

1994
02:00:36,640 --> 02:00:38,680
Speaker 1: You probably went to stop and shopping through a couple

1995
02:00:38,680 --> 02:00:41,200
Speaker 1: of apples to goetta. Come on, that's the organic, now

1996
02:00:41,360 --> 02:00:45,240
Speaker 1: the joyful. Do you believe fruits? What are you calling

1997
02:00:45,280 --> 02:00:47,760
Speaker 1: from that? You're calling me back ninety times already? Who's

1998
02:00:47,760 --> 02:00:53,800
Speaker 1: your manager? Thought Dingleberry? This is Dingleberry. The Dingleberry family

1999
02:00:53,880 --> 02:00:57,640
Speaker 1: have been fine purveyors of fruit. For generations. I don't

2000
02:00:57,760 --> 02:01:01,120
Speaker 1: care if they invented fruit. Don't want it. Please, don't

2001
02:01:01,200 --> 02:01:05,560
Speaker 1: leave them hanging. We offer nuts, go play with term nuts.

2002
02:01:05,720 --> 02:01:07,600
Speaker 1: Leave me alone. Which credit card would you like to

2003
02:01:07,720 --> 02:01:10,600
Speaker 1: use today? Sir? Credit card? I don't want to buy

2004
02:01:10,600 --> 02:01:13,320
Speaker 1: any fruit. What does that matter with you? People? The fruit?

2005
02:01:13,400 --> 02:01:18,320
Speaker 1: We don't want fruit? Do you? You don't dingleberry, whatever

2006
02:01:18,400 --> 02:01:22,720
Speaker 1: your name is, dinglers and berries. Our oranges are so

2007
02:01:22,960 --> 02:01:26,360
Speaker 1: full of juice. Oh please, yeah, yeah, I gotta contact

2008
02:01:26,480 --> 02:01:32,880
Speaker 1: in Florida for oranges. I don't need your dingleberry oranges. Hello,

2009
02:01:33,320 --> 02:01:38,680
Speaker 1: introducing dingleberry. Fruit in the can. Dingleberry in the can. Right,

2010
02:01:38,760 --> 02:01:41,920
Speaker 1: look for dingleberry on the lady. Hey, you got him

2011
02:01:41,920 --> 02:01:44,000
Speaker 1: in a can. Then let the dingles out. Our berry

2012
02:01:44,080 --> 02:01:47,240
Speaker 1: white basket contains an assortment of all berries. What's the

2013
02:01:47,320 --> 02:01:51,720
Speaker 1: matter with you? Berries? Blackberries? You're doing raspberries. You don't

2014
02:01:51,720 --> 02:01:55,920
Speaker 1: even know what you're doing doing? You brownberries? Berries. Listen

2015
02:01:56,000 --> 02:01:59,839
Speaker 1: to me, I don't want dingleberry. Family. Rate this basket

2016
02:02:00,440 --> 02:02:03,360
Speaker 1: very good? What a tasteful way to say to someone.

2017
02:02:04,720 --> 02:02:08,120
Speaker 1: Hang up that tasteful. You're the greatest. I am the greatest.

2018
02:02:08,200 --> 02:02:10,400
Speaker 1: That's right now. Hang up, No, that's what the card

2019
02:02:10,480 --> 02:02:14,240
Speaker 1: could say? No, cause I'm not something nothing I told

2020
02:02:14,280 --> 02:02:18,120
Speaker 1: you ninety times. Is there someone special in your life? No,

2021
02:02:18,400 --> 02:02:20,560
Speaker 1: there's not. I'm a loneer. I stay by myself. I

2022
02:02:20,600 --> 02:02:22,920
Speaker 1: don't talk to anybody. I don't do nothing. How about

2023
02:02:23,040 --> 02:02:27,120
Speaker 1: just pleasing yourself with a bountiful to please yourself and

2024
02:02:27,280 --> 02:02:34,400
Speaker 1: leave me the for just this one comes back to

2025
02:02:34,480 --> 02:02:37,000
Speaker 1: the brim. I don't care if it's packed up. I'm

2026
02:02:37,040 --> 02:02:40,120
Speaker 1: not getting Can I send the link to your email? No? No, no,

2027
02:02:40,480 --> 02:02:47,600
Speaker 1: no no? Can we hit the button here? Sir? See?

2028
02:02:48,520 --> 02:02:52,000
Speaker 1: I can't you start over? Kangleberry family would like me

2029
02:02:52,080 --> 02:02:55,160
Speaker 1: to wipe it clean? No? Nothing, nothing, nothing nothing? Do

2030
02:02:55,200 --> 02:02:57,000
Speaker 1: you know what nothing means? Hohore's your eyes? What do

2031
02:02:57,080 --> 02:03:03,000
Speaker 1: you see? Nothing? Yes, exactly nothing. That's why I want nothing. Kelly?

2032
02:03:03,040 --> 02:03:07,880
Speaker 1: Are you with me? Yeah? Kelly? Hey, pal is available.

2033
02:03:12,040 --> 02:03:14,000
Speaker 1: I'm Scary Jones from el Us rand in the Morning Show.

2034
02:03:14,000 --> 02:03:18,520
Speaker 1: You've been phone tapped? Really? That's what are you doing

2035
02:03:18,600 --> 02:03:24,920
Speaker 1: to me? Oh my god? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I

2036
02:03:25,000 --> 02:03:31,120
Speaker 1: love you too. Yeah, thanks a lot? Phone tap, phone

2037
02:03:31,160 --> 02:03:34,560
Speaker 1: tap twice. Guess what I think you guys should go

2038
02:03:34,600 --> 02:03:40,040
Speaker 1: back for a third time? He felt for it. Michael Oppenheimer.

2039
02:03:43,320 --> 02:03:46,720
Speaker 1: It's kind of soothing. Actually, Michael Oppenheimer put on a

2040
02:03:46,800 --> 02:03:52,520
Speaker 1: meditation DVD, you sleepy. Phone tap was prerecorded we permission

2041
02:03:52,520 --> 02:03:57,720
Speaker 1: granted by all hers Elvis Duran. Felon tap on Elvis

2042
02:03:57,800 --> 02:04:03,120
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning show. So Bethany I were always

2043
02:04:03,160 --> 02:04:04,920
Speaker 1: talking about why we should never have children. Let me

2044
02:04:04,920 --> 02:04:07,320
Speaker 1: give you another reason here Scotti Bean, Oh no, what

2045
02:04:07,520 --> 02:04:10,440
Speaker 1: did they do in that? Come here? Uh? Yeah, right here?

2046
02:04:10,840 --> 02:04:13,280
Speaker 1: So uh so last night you, you and your wife,

2047
02:04:14,080 --> 02:04:15,760
Speaker 1: uh you went to sleep. You need to go sleep

2048
02:04:15,800 --> 02:04:18,000
Speaker 1: on the couch for a sleep because my wife keeps

2049
02:04:18,000 --> 02:04:19,960
Speaker 1: me awake and I can't sleep. All right, So you're

2050
02:04:20,000 --> 02:04:22,400
Speaker 1: sleeping out on the couch last night. Just what happened?

2051
02:04:22,480 --> 02:04:24,880
Speaker 1: My three year old crawled into my bed at about

2052
02:04:24,960 --> 02:04:28,040
Speaker 1: two o'clock in the morning and my wife was was

2053
02:04:28,160 --> 02:04:30,440
Speaker 1: just out and she said, Mommy, I want to watch Dora.

2054
02:04:31,200 --> 02:04:33,480
Speaker 1: Put on seven or five six's to the channel. So

2055
02:04:33,720 --> 02:04:35,880
Speaker 1: my wife thought she was talking about the DVD. So

2056
02:04:36,040 --> 02:04:38,960
Speaker 1: she hits play on the DVD player and it's lesbian

2057
02:04:39,040 --> 02:04:42,640
Speaker 1: porn and my wife falls back asleep. So like thirty

2058
02:04:42,680 --> 02:04:46,760
Speaker 1: seconds later, my wife hears it and my daughters like,

2059
02:04:47,080 --> 02:04:49,760
Speaker 1: what is that? So your daughter. How does she she's

2060
02:04:49,800 --> 02:04:53,640
Speaker 1: three and a half. She was watching for like a minute. Yeah,

2061
02:04:56,040 --> 02:05:02,920
Speaker 1: that's glory, Scotty. What the hell goes on in your house?

2062
02:05:03,280 --> 02:05:07,520
Speaker 1: She was tired out of. Yeah, these accidents can happen,

2063
02:05:07,840 --> 02:05:09,680
Speaker 1: and I think you and I are more prone to

2064
02:05:09,760 --> 02:05:11,960
Speaker 1: these things. We should we should not have children. I'm

2065
02:05:11,960 --> 02:05:15,120
Speaker 1: just unrolling my scroll of reasons that I'm not having children.

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Speaker 1: I'm adding that, great, you know what we're saying, we're

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Speaker 1: not having children because it's for the children's sake. That's

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Speaker 1: comical though, that's funny to me. I don't know, all right,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Scotty. Problem, little story of her goodness. She

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Speaker 1: was watching Lesbian for like a minute or long because

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Speaker 1: he goes to preschool and tells all her friends about it,

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Speaker 1: and the teacher in the morning show