Speaker 1: Second. Not too long ago, Brooke taught me a very
Speaker 1: valuable lesson on etiquette. Okay, what was it. She taught
Speaker 1: me that when you go to a party, the number
Speaker 1: one rule is do not show up on time, because
Speaker 1: that makes you look lame. Yes, well not just that,
Speaker 1: but like the host, like I'm always running late, like
Speaker 1: I hate when people get there, I haven't finished throwing
Speaker 1: everything in the closet before you got to my house.
Speaker 1: You need to show up late thirty minutes an hour.
Speaker 1: That's good. So I'm assuming the same rule applies to
Speaker 1: a first date. No, don't show up on time, or
Speaker 1: else you'll look like some desperate loser who has absolutely
Speaker 1: nothing going on. This is why you don't get social etiquette.
Speaker 1: And that's why one of our listeners, Todd, lives by
Speaker 1: Brooks model because he was not on time and translation
Speaker 1: he cool. No, what's up? Cool? Todd? Hey are you?
Speaker 1: Are you remorseful that you were late? Todd? A little bit?
Speaker 1: But cool people aren't remorseful, Brook, Yeah, I had another
Speaker 1: beautiful attendee at my residence. If you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you double booked yourself for the same night.
Speaker 1: I mean bold move. Friend sounds to me like he
Speaker 1: had to holdover from the night before. Was kind of
Speaker 1: got a little lost in the sauce about just lost
Speaker 1: track of time. But though this is not about that, Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it could be if that's the reason you
Speaker 1: gave your date that you were late. Did you say
Speaker 1: that to her time? No, did you say that to her?
Speaker 1: I don't even know her name yet, Todd, Who were
Speaker 1: you talking about? The beautiful Monica? Oh my god, Monica? Monica? Listen?
Speaker 1: Was I remorseful just the time I got there and
Speaker 1: I saw how beautiful she was? This was a lady
Speaker 1: that you're on time? Cool? Okay, okay, so the ugly
Speaker 1: people you're not on time for. So how late did
Speaker 1: you show up to Monica's date? I'm gonna say about
Speaker 1: forty five minutes. Oh dude, you're lucky she was still
Speaker 1: under an hour. It's forgivable. You could blame it on
Speaker 1: traffic at least standards, bro. That was one of the
Speaker 1: excuses that I threw out there. You know, some family
Speaker 1: is some different things. You know, where were you meeting Monica?
Speaker 1: I don't really want to disclose that, but I did
Speaker 1: meet her on tender Why don't you want to say
Speaker 1: where you were meeting. You don't have to say like
Speaker 1: the exact name of the place, but a general you
Speaker 1: know business. We were there for brunch. A restaurant, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do that. A restaurant. Okay. I just don't want
Speaker 1: to give out too many details in the event that
Speaker 1: this doesn't go well, you know my other d she's
Speaker 1: still fine, Okay. I just wanted to make sure we're
Speaker 1: keeping everything in line here. All right, all right, you
Speaker 1: got the first girl on backup, just in case the
Speaker 1: second date doesn't case. You know how it is, right, Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: let's focus on Monica. They'll tell us about how runch
Speaker 1: on parting, well, well, you know, it was great. I mean,
Speaker 1: we had some conversations a little bit about life, but
Speaker 1: I just wanted to tell her about my truck. Truck
Speaker 1: is red, beautiful rams. The interior is leather right now.
Speaker 1: Has comedy wheels on that truck. Four all four of them. Dude,
Speaker 1: what I understand. These guys are kind of like, you know,
Speaker 1: letting you talk about the truck. But was Monica interested
Speaker 1: in that at all? No? Not. I'm glad you're aware.
Speaker 1: We did. Yeah, we did get to the fact that
Speaker 1: not only is she beautiful, but she has artistic skills.
Speaker 1: She's an interior designer. Oh you finally asked her about herself.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, I didn't really actually told me about it.
Speaker 1: Women always trying to like talk at you. So I suggested, listen,
Speaker 1: you do interior decorating my apartment. No interior her work.
Speaker 1: He wanted to get free work. Listen. I thought that
Speaker 1: that was interesting. Well, if she's truly passionate about what
Speaker 1: she does, she probably enjoyed doing that for you. What
Speaker 1: did she say did she do it? Well, she did
Speaker 1: come through and take a look, which was to my surprise.
Speaker 1: Well not really because they called me Todd the bot. Right,
Speaker 1: this is what I could And I'm guessing the first
Speaker 1: girl was already gone by that time, or was she
Speaker 1: hiding somewhere? So why do you think I was forty
Speaker 1: five minutes late? Brother? I had to make sure everything
Speaker 1: was clear, just in case something like this happens. A
Speaker 1: tied with the bot also has a brain's good. What
Speaker 1: was Monica's reaction when she walked into her apartment. Well,
Speaker 1: I did see her eyes open up a little bit
Speaker 1: to see how clean it was. You know, I don't
Speaker 1: know what kind of guy she deals with But I
Speaker 1: didn't know that my lazy Boy chair that I love
Speaker 1: so much, she didn't really take to that too well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't like that. I mean, you're
Speaker 1: asking for an interior designer, right, not a comfort expert. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: she needs to know where these things belong. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is really like a part of me. I've had it
Speaker 1: to this college. Right. Wait, okay, you win ahead and
Speaker 1: argued with her about her opinion what you should have
Speaker 1: in your apartment after you Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't do any argument. Well, get the experience of
Speaker 1: the lazy Boy. So I had to sit down and
Speaker 1: you know, I got a little close and want to
Speaker 1: see where things would go. But she was with she
Speaker 1: she kept it professional. Right. Isn't I understanding that you
Speaker 1: tried to put the moves on her while she was
Speaker 1: in the Lazy Boy? Yeah? And those moves do we work?
Speaker 1: You know the lazy Boy when I lean it back, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can see it. After that, she just trying to
Speaker 1: got up and left, and I'm like, what what happened? Bro?
Speaker 1: After telling your story, do you feel like maybe you
Speaker 1: didn't spend enough attention on her? And I mean you
Speaker 1: know I actually your betther hair. Now I have a
Speaker 1: personality when we have hair, Aaron Nail, thank you, thank
Speaker 1: you for saying that. Finally, it's nice that you Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, so you like her though, you want to
Speaker 1: go out with her more than once? Yeah, I thought
Speaker 1: she was beautiful. Okay, okay, you have to have more
Speaker 1: than just you're pretty to have chemistry with somebody. Brother,
Speaker 1: you have to be able to back and forth. And
Speaker 1: we talked. She does great work, she showed me on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't bad stuff. And remember this segment isn't about like
Speaker 1: setting up lifelong loves. It's about getting a second date good.
Speaker 1: That's all that we're trying to do. So love to
Speaker 1: have life along love with her. I'll tell you that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in the back of your truck even maybe. So let's
Speaker 1: see what we can do for you. That's the lazy
Speaker 1: boy in that bed and go to work. But we're
Speaker 1: gonna come back and we'll call Monica and get you
Speaker 1: your second date. Update. All right, Todd the bod good
Speaker 1: hold on second, big trucks, hearty runch and lazy boys
Speaker 1: that recline all the way back. That's the ideal first
Speaker 1: date for a guy. For sure, Okay, but not sure
Speaker 1: how the ladies would feel about something like that. I
Speaker 1: mean we didn't ask. We was just saying not sure.
Speaker 1: That's how I mean. I think that's the point. You
Speaker 1: didn't ask Monica either, He didn't anybody. That is how
Speaker 1: our listener Todd the bod role during his first date
Speaker 1: with Monica. The thing is he is man enough to
Speaker 1: admit mistakes were made. Yeah, did he actually say that?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I had that. I thought said
Speaker 1: it was like a little bit regretful about having the
Speaker 1: other woman at his house before she showed up. That's
Speaker 1: a big ask for a man to admit that he's
Speaker 1: a little bit regretful. Give him some credit. He's also
Speaker 1: man enough to have a radio show help him out
Speaker 1: with his dating life. Brook, Is there any anything else
Speaker 1: that you want to tell Todd before we call Monica here?
Speaker 1: You know, Todd, you say that you are really interested
Speaker 1: in her. She is a beautiful woman. It just feels
Speaker 1: like maybe you need to be more in tune with
Speaker 1: her needs. Can you even ask a question? Yeah? Sure,
Speaker 1: Alexis that could be a good start. Can you do that,
Speaker 1: you think, Todd? Sorry, Todd didn't mean this to be
Speaker 1: an intervention. Yeah, we're just trying to help you. Any
Speaker 1: attention from the ladies is good, you know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I take the coaching ladies. I appreciate that. Okay, So
Speaker 1: you think I like that somebody who can listen to
Speaker 1: some constructive criticism, that's good. This is a good step,
Speaker 1: just for a few minutes, though, you guys, Let's wrap
Speaker 1: this up, all right, Let's wrap it up and let's
Speaker 1: call Monica and see what she hasked to say, try
Speaker 1: and get you a second day. You're ready, Todd, Let's
Speaker 1: do it all right, here we go. Hello, Hey, is
Speaker 1: this Monica? Just Monica? Sorry to lean back and relax
Speaker 1: a little bit. This Monica trying to be more manly
Speaker 1: right now, trying to play it cool. You're like man
Speaker 1: spreading Monica there, Hi, Monica, can't see Hi? Well, what's
Speaker 1: going on? You're on the coolest radio show in town? Good?
Speaker 1: You know what show that would be? Monica answer. I
Speaker 1: have no clue, and I'm a little nervous. She's playing
Speaker 1: at KOI I feel you, Monica, but you're on with
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning right now? Okay, Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: What's what's going on? On that. Okay, Hi, Monica, We
Speaker 1: just have some questions for you if you have some time.
Speaker 1: Question one, how do you feel about trucks? Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: they're fine? Okay. Question two in a good movie. How
Speaker 1: do you feel about one of our listeners, Todd, who
Speaker 1: you ran out on a date with recently? Oh? Sweet,
Speaker 1: him sweet? That would never be a poor time. Okay.
Speaker 1: We're doing something with him called a second Date update,
Speaker 1: and he's trying to figure out why you two haven't
Speaker 1: reconnected for a second date. There is so many things.
Speaker 1: Was the date was? The date was okay? There were
Speaker 1: some really good sweepings, you know, like he pulled out
Speaker 1: the chair, he's too chivalrous for you. But he was late.
Speaker 1: He was super late for the date. And I waited
Speaker 1: for a really long time. I can't believe you were
Speaker 1: waiting that long. Did you think in that forty five
Speaker 1: minutes that he ditched you? Absolutely? I just was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm going to have a drink at the bar or whatever,
Speaker 1: like I might as well enjoy my like start my
Speaker 1: afternoon off right after being stood up as what I thought? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: and Todd did mention to us that he was really
Speaker 1: late and he says he feels very, very remorseful about that. Well,
Speaker 1: let's just tell him at the time. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: an interior designer. I can't be late to job right
Speaker 1: and because of that, but carries into all my day
Speaker 1: so I'm never late for anything. But I still went
Speaker 1: for it and was like, let me give him the
Speaker 1: benefit of the doubt. And it sounds like it must
Speaker 1: have been pretty good because the two of you ended
Speaker 1: up back at his place. Do people always ask you
Speaker 1: for help when you tell them you're an interior designer?
Speaker 1: They do? And I don't mind offering up help for that,
Speaker 1: like it's it's a gift rate, like I have an
Speaker 1: I feel like it. Okay, I don't mind sharing. So
Speaker 1: when he said, oh, I have a gut my apartment
Speaker 1: needs to be redecorated, like, I was weary because you know,
Speaker 1: guys will say that and just want to get you
Speaker 1: to the house. So I was like, let me again
Speaker 1: give them the benefit of the doubt. It's interesting. I
Speaker 1: don't know why you would do that, but okay, I
Speaker 1: you know, I definitely didn't. It definitely changed once I
Speaker 1: got there. Okay, that's what I think, That's what we're
Speaker 1: almost interested in, Like, what was it about being at
Speaker 1: his place that kind of turned you off? If you
Speaker 1: were turned off, well, it was it was fine. We
Speaker 1: were just showing me the room and talking about the
Speaker 1: things that they wanted to do, and they changed in
Speaker 1: the rooms and then he started talking about his lazy
Speaker 1: Boy chair and I was like, okay, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: a fan of lad boy, but he was like do
Speaker 1: you like it? And I was like sure, it's nice.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to offend him. And then he started
Speaker 1: hetting my hair and he's like, I bet you, and
Speaker 1: he got it started getting really yeah, well you said
Speaker 1: for yourself right before, like thirty seconds ago, that this
Speaker 1: is what you knew was going to happen, but you
Speaker 1: wanted to do some benefit of the doubt thing. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I mean I didn't feel unsafe, h I kind
Speaker 1: of just like awkwardly got up. I'm like trying to
Speaker 1: get give myself a space. And then he's started talking
Speaker 1: about how he needs a new roommate and like, if
Speaker 1: you ever need one, if you need a roommate, I'm
Speaker 1: looking for a new one. And I was at that
Speaker 1: point I was just I was like, you know what
Speaker 1: it's getting I have some things I gotta do and
Speaker 1: I laughed. So it sounds like you. I mean, you
Speaker 1: were attracted to Todd. You like Todd. It just got
Speaker 1: too intends too much too soon? Yeah too, my, Oh well,
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I hope you can handle just
Speaker 1: a little bit more because hot Todd with the boat
Speaker 1: is actually on the other line right now and wants
Speaker 1: to talk. Oh no, you didn't say anything, mean a love,
Speaker 1: How are you doing? She just said it was too
Speaker 1: much Todd. Don't come in love? Hey, how you doing? God?
Speaker 1: Love here? And that sweet little voice yours? What I
Speaker 1: did over here? The voice is great time. Were you
Speaker 1: hearing the words that the voice? I mean, it's just
Speaker 1: sweet music every time she speaks. So yes, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to just say this is I thought
Speaker 1: that me ignoring your phone calls and texts was enough
Speaker 1: for you to get the point like it did not
Speaker 1: go out, no not, You just needed to refresh, you know.
Speaker 1: And I don't know, it seems like you're one of
Speaker 1: those guys as well. You don't take no for an answer.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, I think, yeah, Tree, that we had
Speaker 1: you know, you came over Yeah tide Monica, baby listen
Speaker 1: I think what's going on To let you know, you
Speaker 1: have to understand when you have a great opportunity here, Listen, Todd,
Speaker 1: by selling yourself. I have no idea how many guys
Speaker 1: do you me that has such a great interior like that.
Speaker 1: I mean, like I got my initials in the head
Speaker 1: respect time when I put it in there, right, that
Speaker 1: is pretty cool, Monica. You don't want to look back
Speaker 1: on this with regret. I am. I am already regretting,
Speaker 1: answering and staying on this phone call y'all, like, I
Speaker 1: don't blame you? Why all right? Todd? Todd, Todd, we
Speaker 1: need you. We need you to take a break. We
Speaker 1: need you to Todd, Todd, bro Todd, we need you
Speaker 1: to take a break from talking and just listen for
Speaker 1: a second, Okay, because I need to ask Monica, would
Speaker 1: you like to go out with Todd for a once
Speaker 1: in a life? Hold on, Todd, hold on top, Monica.
Speaker 1: I want you to picture yourself leaning slowly back in
Speaker 1: a very comfortable lazy boy all right, and having the
Speaker 1: best night of your life with Todd. Never Okay, do
Speaker 1: you understand that, Todd? Bonica, Babe, we shall get through this.
Speaker 1: This is my God it's so good. Your number is
Speaker 1: going to be blocked on my phone call again. These
Speaker 1: people get up too early in the morning. They're not
Speaker 1: really in their right mind. So it's sounding to me
Speaker 1: like Monica just missed out on another day with the
Speaker 1: world's most interesting man. Is that what it sounds like
Speaker 1: to you? That's how we're going to spin it today.
Speaker 1: If your truck is the most interesting part of you,
Speaker 1: I don't think that you. I don't really think that
Speaker 1: was funny. Guys. It didn't work out for you this time, Todd,
Speaker 1: But maybe next time? Can you always have the first girl?
Speaker 1: That's right? Hey, guys, I mean, where's the broken? Is
Speaker 1: there any broke? I sorry, I'm sorry. Let me get
Speaker 1: out of here. You're right, you know what. This was
Speaker 1: my bad, that was my fault. I'm sorry, broken, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: In the morning, that second date update made me think
Speaker 1: of you know that famous saying, if at first you
Speaker 1: don't succeed, try try again. That's a terrible saying for this.
Speaker 1: Jeff Todd added like eighteen hundred tries after the first three.
Speaker 1: And I love our listeners, Todd. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but no listener in general, he just does
Speaker 1: we just play in the background and he has no
Speaker 1: idea what we're saying. Love these guys, Yeah, but there
Speaker 1: is something to be said about a man who knows
Speaker 1: what he wants. Why are you still trying to time?
Speaker 1: I'm just I don't know. Todd obviously does have some
Speaker 1: work to do on himself. Yes, if he could just
Speaker 1: shut up for two seconds, he might actually learn something.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe there's a woman who doesn't like to
Speaker 1: talk that we'll find him. Well, there was a Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think they were talking. That's where the secret lies.
Speaker 1: Get right to business. But if you ever want to
Speaker 1: get a second date update, remember you can always email
Speaker 1: the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back.
Speaker 1: Find all the second date updates on our podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just search Brick and Jeffrey on like Spotify, Apple Podcasts,
Speaker 1: wherever you get your podcasts.