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Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for comedy roulette.

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Speaker 2: J please, It's very simple. We do it every week

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Speaker 2: for three subjects. Put them on the wheel. Where stop.

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Speaker 2: We'll make it funny because we can do that. Watch it,

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Speaker 2: watch it all right, watch it?

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Speaker 1: Think?

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Speaker 3: Could you hear the subjects?

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Speaker 1: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear

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Speaker 1: you were not sleep? Okay, things people say when they

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Speaker 1: get dumped, excuses people give when they can't chip in

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Speaker 1: on the bill.

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Speaker 3: Those are subjects.

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Speaker 4: We all know that.

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Speaker 3: I got your fred.

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Speaker 4: Let's spend it funny. Stop.

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Speaker 1: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear

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Speaker 1: you weren't sleep.

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Speaker 3: Let's go check.

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Speaker 4: What why is it? Duck driving volks Wagon? What's going on?

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Speaker 4: What's coming on?

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Speaker 1: Junior? Incoherent things you say when you wake up and

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Speaker 1: swear you weren't sleep.

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Speaker 4: I swear to God, I don't know, no, Tiffany, Tiffany,

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Speaker 4: what I said that?

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Speaker 1: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear

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Speaker 1: you were asleep, Tommy.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to pee right there. I know what I'm doing.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to pee right now.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I know what I'm doing, Okay, I pee what

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Speaker 5: I want to pee.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yah, leave me alone, Come on, Steve.

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Speaker 1: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear

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Speaker 1: you weren't asleep.

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Speaker 5: That's because I wasn't at the fire.

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: We're playing comedy roulette.

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Speaker 1: The subject is incoherent things you say when you wake

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Speaker 1: up and swear you were asleep, Jack.

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Speaker 4: Gingerbread man, jump in my face, since you so bad?

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Speaker 4: You're in a deep sleep.

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Speaker 3: And coherent things you say when you wake up and

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Speaker 3: swear you weren't asleep.

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Speaker 5: So lord, you really thought about breast, So lord, you

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Speaker 5: really you would have thought about bress.

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Speaker 1: I like it. In coherent things you say when you

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Speaker 1: wake up and swear you weren't asleep, nephew.

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Speaker 4: I'm watching that. Put it back on fantasy is and

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Speaker 4: I'm watching that.

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Speaker 1: And coherent things you say when you wake up and

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Speaker 1: swear you weren't asleep, Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 4: I know Jesus was a carpenter.

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Speaker 1: I know that.

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Speaker 3: You can't come everything you when you wake up and

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Speaker 3: swear you were sleep.

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Speaker 4: Jake put your cat on the ceiling, saying what the

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Speaker 4: hell's on the cat? Put the cat sleep?

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Speaker 1: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear

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Speaker 1: you weren't sleep.

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Speaker 4: Somebody turned stove off? A nobody to cook it.

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Speaker 1: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear

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Speaker 1: you were asleep.

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Speaker 3: Tell me what you got?

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Speaker 4: We having sex or that? Oh about sleep?

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Speaker 3: I'm trying. Incoherent things you say when you wake up

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Speaker 3: and swear you were at sleep.

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Speaker 4: Steve, who are the white people? Period? He's actually done

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Speaker 4: that before we wash.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, comedy roulette.

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Speaker 1: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear

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Speaker 1: you weren't sleep.

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Speaker 4: I got me a Sid Newton pillow. Anybody seen it?

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Speaker 3: Wait, come on, Steve, we need you to close this one.

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Speaker 4: I saw you. I won't know what that's about. That's it.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what.

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Speaker 3: We'll have more.

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Speaker 1: That's comedy roulette. More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1: At twenty minutes after. Right after this, you're listening The

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Speaker 1: Hardy Morning Show