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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Dag

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Speaker 1: and My Dick. Just like Brian Johnson trend. Uh, that's

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Speaker 1: courtesy of one of the stories. You remember people remember

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Speaker 1: that song right lying number, just like Brian Willson. Dude,

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Speaker 1: you know, no, was that?

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Speaker 2: Who is that?

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Speaker 1: Who's that? Who's this guy? Who's this?

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Speaker 2: Is this guy?

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Speaker 1: Wait?

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Speaker 2: Wait? What song is that?

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Speaker 1: It was like on contemporary rock radio stations? Was it

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Speaker 1: was barn Ladies? Brian will Soon, Dude, it was Barna

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Speaker 1: Ladies singing a song called Brian Wilson. Anyways, that d

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Speaker 1: age of my Dick, just like Brian Johnson. That's how

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Speaker 1: I remember that guy's name is Brian Johnson, the guy

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Speaker 1: who uh used his son, his kids, his kids, has

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Speaker 1: used as son as a blood bag in order to

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Speaker 1: accomplish his stated goal of having a younger dick. He's

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Speaker 1: he's doing all sorts of stuff since then that have

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Speaker 1: been too boring pay attention to. But he uh was

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Speaker 1: just in People magazine because his face kind of blew

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Speaker 1: up because he injected somebody somebody else's fat into his

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Speaker 1: donor face. Donor fat into his face. Donor fat sounds

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Speaker 1: like something Joe Biden would mumble under his breath. Uh,

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Speaker 1: the it blew his face.

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Speaker 3: His face looks it looks like his face is rejecting

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Speaker 3: the donor fat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I don't know. He also that this

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Speaker 1: article let us know he took out all the plasma

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Speaker 1: in his body or play it with like a chemical

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Speaker 1: that I'd never heard of. Yeah, album millennium aluminum. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: it's terrifying. His whole existence is scary to me. The

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Speaker 1: comments in the article are a great cross section of

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Speaker 1: the just like what the sorts of people who I

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Speaker 1: guess would be into this sort of thing. One person said,

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Speaker 1: keep up the good work. You got great results. This

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Speaker 1: will be the blueprint for future research to keep fit,

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Speaker 1: healthy and young looking. The same people who are detractors

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Speaker 1: are the same ones who use cosmetics, haircut stylists, yoga, exercise,

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Speaker 1: vitamin supplements, and rap fashion with torn jeans to maintain

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Speaker 1: a current and hip vibe.

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Speaker 2: Not imatchine, you'll get the fuck.

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Speaker 1: Out of here and rap fashion.

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Speaker 2: That is the most.

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Speaker 3: That ship sounds more racist to me than just saying

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Speaker 3: the N word, Like, what the you're trying to say?

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Speaker 2: What is this ship?

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Speaker 1: You're just an airyan god using the edges of science

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Speaker 1: to keep yourself young and good looking. By the way,

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Speaker 1: like he has never looked anything other than like very

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Speaker 1: strange like from Oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: He's always looked artificially healthy like he Yeah, I'm not

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Speaker 3: buying it for a second.

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Speaker 1: He looks like a sex doll.

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Speaker 2: Yeah but made but ai.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, he looks like my sex doll. There are

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Speaker 1: you happy?

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Speaker 2: Okay? What's it based on?

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Speaker 1: It's based on him? Oh okay, just then absolutely Anyways,

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Speaker 1: we also have an update. So there's one update for

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Speaker 1: you on one important story. Also an update on yesterday's

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Speaker 1: Jay Leno's story. Uh you know we so we we

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Speaker 1: talked immediately after the video hit the Internet of him

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Speaker 1: outside of a comedy club with an eyepatch and the

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Speaker 1: entire side of his face being purple. We immediately thought

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Speaker 3: According to him, he was just trying to go to

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Speaker 3: a restaurant by his hotel and tumbled down sixty feet

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Speaker 1: Yeah it just so yeah, yeah it was. He was

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Speaker 1: at a hotel, not in Los Angeles, not in New York.

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Speaker 1: So he didn't have one of his thousands of cars,

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Speaker 1: and the hotel told him, yeah, the only good restaurant

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Speaker 1: It's a completely banana's story that he tells unconvincingly to TMZ,

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Speaker 1: and people have questions. So some people are pointing out

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Speaker 1: this is just the latest accident to befall. Jay Leno

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, he had to get skin graphs after

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Speaker 1: Not long before that, he broke his collarbone two ribs

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Speaker 1: and cracked both of his kneecaps while riding a motorcycle.

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Speaker 1: The Internet was immediately skeptical, partly because he's supposedly worth

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well you know, he's in Greensburg, Pennsylvania, and

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Speaker 3: look zeitgang, if you're in Greensburg, Pennsylvania. I need some

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Speaker 3: recon because I've looked at Google Maps.

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Speaker 2: I did a topography search.

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Speaker 3: I tried to see which hill this may have been

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Speaker 3: the closest one that looks like it's when he could

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Speaker 3: have tumbled down, was like on the other side of

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Speaker 3: the other side would have had him go into a

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Speaker 3: residential neighborhood. Either way, there was no restaurant that looked

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Speaker 3: like I think again, we're still in the Dubious Explain

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Speaker 3: The Dubious Explanations panel is still in session. Now. There's

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Speaker 3: versions of people on the Internet being like, Yo, this

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Speaker 3: dude is getting involved with the mob.

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Speaker 2: I mean, two cracked kneecaps does sound.

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Speaker 3: Like a mob, like you've like fucked up, they're going

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Speaker 3: to crack you knee caps. But I don't know, And

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Speaker 3: he has apparently has a history with talking about shit

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Speaker 2: That doesn't feel quite like the I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I feel like Okham's razor is going to lead us

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Speaker 3: to a place that's just like maybe just sad.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, all right, Yeah, so like part of me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so the mob thing, I guess he's talked about playing

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Speaker 1: mob owned clubs when he was younger. He said a

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Speaker 1: mob bouncer once stabbed a guy during his set, and

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Speaker 1: his friend later called Leno asking for help when he

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Speaker 1: was arrested. He also said he was strong armed into

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Speaker 1: playing a mob run church fundraiser by Frank Sinatra. And

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Speaker 1: I don't know that, Like, so that's that's that's theory.

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Speaker 2: What's the Illuminati theory?

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Speaker 1: Any remote run in with someone having to do with

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Speaker 1: the mob. For a person, Jay Leno's age is the

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Speaker 1: most exciting a thing that they love to talk about again, right.

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Speaker 3: So I'll just like, what is it, gam, that's the

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Speaker 3: only thing you'd like, you're gonna get your shit cracked over.

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Speaker 2: I guess based on me watching the sopranos a bunch.

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Speaker 1: There's also a significant amount of online chatter around the

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Speaker 1: black eye club, and I probably don't have to explain

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Speaker 1: what that.

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Speaker 2: Is, right, No, no, you don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's a widespread conspiracy theory used to explain why various celebrities,

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Speaker 1: including Pope Francis, my favorite celebrity, Kanye Doja Cat, as

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Speaker 1: well as politicians like John Kerry and George W. Bush

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Speaker 1: have turned up with black eyes. Happenn't really, Uh, They

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Speaker 1: clearly are participating in rituals to get into the Illuminati

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Speaker 1: that involved being punched on the eye and then like

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Speaker 1: little birds going around your head and then you have

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Speaker 1: like a big purple eye, I guess.

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Speaker 3: And then they bonk you over the head with a

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Speaker 2: On top of your scalp. Yeah yeah, yeah, perfect, perfect,

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Speaker 2: and then you're in the Illuminati. Great.

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Speaker 1: There's the QAnon interpretation that the black eye are really

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Speaker 1: that the black eyes are really a side effect of

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Speaker 1: being injected with adrenochrome, which I don't know. The big

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Speaker 1: like purple thing on his face doesn't look like any

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Speaker 1: injury I've seen before, so this seems like the most

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Speaker 1: likely explanation. He's face, he's shooting adrenochrome, man, but.

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Speaker 2: Just on the one side of his face. Pretty sure.

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Speaker 1: It's also been suggested it's evidence of soul scalping by

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Speaker 1: the Reptilians. I do love the idea that the Reptilian

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Speaker 1: elite overlords are uh, you know, masquerading as seventy four

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Speaker 1: year old comedian Jay Leno. I'm playing playing dates in Greenberg, Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 2: They got to keep it up, man, They keep it up.

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Speaker 2: They got to keep it up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know. I have seen suspense. Not

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Speaker 1: gonna name names, but living in la you sometimes see

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Speaker 1: famous people, and I have seen one famous person who

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Speaker 1: every time I see them, looks like they've had the

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Speaker 1: shit beaten out of them. Yeah, and no real explanation.

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Speaker 2: You think it.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's like a rich people thrill because like they're

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Speaker 3: so their existential threats are so limited that sometimes it's

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Speaker 3: like maybe.

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Speaker 2: I's kind of to fuck myself up a little bit

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Speaker 2: to feel a lot, you know, like the same way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, those people went down to go see to the

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Speaker 3: fucking Titanic and shit in a fucking like playmobile toy submarine.

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Speaker 1: That makes the most sense to me. It's like some

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Speaker 1: One of the problems with the Black Eye Club theory

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Speaker 1: Downey Junior, Ryan Gosling are photographs from movies in which

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Speaker 3: So Sylvester Stallone, I mean, he got beat up real

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Speaker 1: Did you see that motherfucker down at mar A Lago. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: one of the great Americas.

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Speaker 3: I mean, are we surprised. I feel like if you're

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Speaker 3: doing human growth hormone and shit like that, you're probably

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Speaker 3: voting for Trump based on everybody that is, like Joe

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Speaker 3: Rogan and Elon and this folk.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, well the HGH club.

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Speaker 1: But I feel like the simplest explanation is usually the

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Speaker 1: right one. So in Leno's case, it's probably just God

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Speaker 1: punishing him for what he did to Conan.

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Speaker 2: Right right, right, right right. If there is a God,

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Speaker 2: that's what this is all about.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Also, and this is just me wild conjecture.

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Speaker 1: Old people fall all the time.

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Speaker 2: It's that's true. That's true.

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Speaker 1: One of the leading causes of old person death.

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Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, it's just a fatal tumble.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I mean, because again a lot of things seem like

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Speaker 3: the accident on the motorcycle, going up in flames in

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Speaker 1: It's still got it, man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he kind of fucking burned your garage down until

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Speaker 3: you broke both your kneecaps and now you fell down

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Speaker 3: a hill. I think I think you're coming to live

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Speaker 3: with us dad.

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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, So I don't know, we'll see. Or it's

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Speaker 1: probably the more interesting thing that he's in some secret

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Speaker 2: I came to watch this movie.

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Speaker 1: And finally, McDonald's is going to honor the spirit of

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Speaker 1: More ww yeah yeah yeah. All right, those are some

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Speaker 1: of the things that are trending on this Wednesday, November twentieth.

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Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be

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