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Speaker 1: up everyone, I'm Eddie and I know the least about sports.

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Speaker 1: But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher. Don't

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Speaker 1: My name? My game is Bazer. I'm from the North.

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Speaker 1: I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the west side

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Speaker 1: I don't know where to start, Usa, Usa, Usa, Oh, Mike,

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Speaker 1: I mean, did you watch you last night? No? Uh,

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Speaker 1: are you telling men the Gold Cup final? Coach, You're

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Speaker 1: for the for for the Braves and then playing video games. Coach.

419
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 1: You know they're in the locker room just being like,

420
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,320
Speaker 1: just tell us when we can go home. This game

421
00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:59,439
Speaker 1: ain't happening. So finally, around eight o'clock they come out

422
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:04,400
Speaker 1: and they say, unfortunately this game has been postponed. Thank

423
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 1: you for being a partner. Wait how long were you

424
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: there before they say this? Your ticket will be good

425
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:14,640
Speaker 1: for a game on Wednesday. Coach, this is Monday. We're

426
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 1: going to Disney tomorrow. Like, it's not gonna We'll stay

427
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 1: over a couple of nights and go to Mattenee on

428
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 1: a Wednesday. We're gonna watch seven Indians and two days

429
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 1: literally any good? Yeah? So then everyone starts leaving. I say, boys,

430
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 1: hang out, hang out a little bit because you Darvish

431
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 1: is still out there throwing a little bit. So did

432
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 1: you go over that side? No, we never went because

433
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 1: finally a Braves player comes out. No, it's gotta be

434
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: come on, who do you think it is? It's one

435
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,879
Speaker 1: player that comes out and signs autographs for everyone. Okay,

436
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 1: well then it was Alb's one freeman. I'm guessing Acuna. No,

437
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 1: oh nice the panda. Yeah, but then he got traded. No,

438
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 1: he's not, he's not with him any I got traded.

439
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,880
Speaker 1: They got traded Detroit or some Dan's be Swanson. Nice,

440
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,359
Speaker 1: that's good. So you got anchored down. So we're like,

441
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,639
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I should have told him Dan's

442
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 1: be up from Nash. I worked right by Vandy. Yeah,

443
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 1: and then that would have got me an autograph exactly.

444
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 1: But at that point they're a hundred kids, and my

445
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: kids waved to him or whatever. He's probably signed about

446
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:26,360
Speaker 1: twenty baseballs or twenty articles of whatever, and then yeah,

447
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 1: he was like ready to go, can I get your jersey?

448
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,880
Speaker 1: And he finally just threw through the last ball back

449
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 1: and he waved it everyone, and then my kids are like,

450
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 1: Dan's man. He he pointed to my kids and waved

451
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,399
Speaker 1: to them, and then he walked back and he went away.

452
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 1: And my thing is, if it's a guy over forty

453
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: trying to get an autograph, he's just hawking and he's

454
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 1: selling it. So only do it for the kids. I

455
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 1: agree with that absolutely. So out of our out of

456
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: me and my three kids, only one of my boys, Junior, Junior,

457
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 1: the seven year old. He was pissed. Everyone else was like,

458
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: you know what it was. Rainy was kind of miserable.

459
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 1: We've been here for three hours. I'm good, I'm good

460
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 1: to go, but deep. But my coach I was like,

461
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get back boys. Boys, I'm gonna walk

462
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:14,360
Speaker 1: this one on you. Let's go run the basis. So yeah,

463
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: out of the three boys, one of them was really disappointed,

464
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 1: but he got over it. So the next day we're like,

465
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 1: all right, sorry, boys, it didn't work out. It's just

466
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,439
Speaker 1: how it happens. How much were you out? How much

467
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: those tickets cost? You know that there's a hook up. Okay,

468
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: there's a hook up. That that's that makes it's that

469
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: makes it a lot better. I wonder I wonder if

470
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 1: since it's postponed and they reschedule and you can't make it,

471
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,919
Speaker 1: when they give you your money back, No, that's how

472
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 1: they get you. They just said, oh, you can use

473
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 1: it at a later day and then they give you

474
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: a seven inning game on a Wednesday, but the sale

475
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 1: is final. Oh yeah, you don't get refunds on that crap.

476
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 1: I'd be pissed if I paid a lot of sod.

477
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,120
Speaker 1: So anyway, the next day, we were like, all right, guys,

478
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 1: it happens. We're going to the beach. So we started

479
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: driving to the beach. I mean the quote unquote beach

480
00:25:56,320 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 1: the beach. You're headed to Orlando, Florida. How far is that? About?

481
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 1: Six hours? Okay? So we're driving and then finally one

482
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 1: of my boys, the seven year old, again, he goes,

483
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 1: he goes, where the why does the sign say Orlando?

484
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 1: And we're like, because the beaches orlandos on the way

485
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 1: to the beach. That's why. I just keep watching your phone. Okay,

486
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: it's kind of weird. Why don't you just say there's

487
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 1: a beach in Orlando? He doesn't know that? Or Disney billboards?

488
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,239
Speaker 1: Why are there a lot of Disney billboards? All right,

489
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: you need to just we're gonna play the quiet game,

490
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 1: all right, everybody quiet, Just stop talking. We're trying to

491
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,880
Speaker 1: get to the beach. So we keep driving. Why don't

492
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 1: you turn the surprise into a yell? Because you gotta

493
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 1: you gotta reprimand them. So he thinks he's in trouble.

494
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: He was about to like just spoil it for everyone

495
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: that we were going to Disney because he was figuring

496
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: it out. So finally ten minutes from from Disney, So

497
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: are you going straight to the park, Like, are you

498
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 1: going to the park that day? We're staying at a

499
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: resort in the park, So we're going straight to the park.

500
00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: Damn lightning McQueen. So we pull into we Pully ten

501
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: minutes away from Disney. My wife gets these shirts out

502
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: from a bag. No, tell me you don't have matching,

503
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 1: matching Mickey boys. Family's going to Disney. Oh this is

504
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 1: so embarrass You know how we told you we were

505
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,959
Speaker 1: going to the beach and dad's putting on Mickey Ears.

506
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: You know you made fun of me. We're getting photos

507
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: on the beach, Like every tourist you wore matching didn't

508
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: get family. I didn't get Mickey Ears. I wore a

509
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 1: goofy hatky. So so we go. You know, we tell

510
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: me we were going to the beach. We're not going

511
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: to the beach. They're like, what, We're going to Disney. Disney.

512
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,679
Speaker 1: So anyway, they're like what, We're like, we're going to Disney.

513
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: And the whole plan was to do it ten minutes

514
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,199
Speaker 1: out because I didn't want to tell him we were

515
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: leaving Atlanta because the whole six hour drive they would

516
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: be like, are the excitement would go away by the

517
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 1: time you got there smart. So we told them And

518
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 1: as soon as we tell them we're driving into the

519
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,439
Speaker 1: Welcome to Walt Disney World over take a picture, they

520
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 1: were no, we didn't. We just went straight trying to

521
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: figure everything out. And man, they were so pumped. So

522
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 1: that was the first day. We chill. Second day we

523
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: go into Magic Kingdom. Okay, I don't know the different parks,

524
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 1: but go ahead. Magic Kingdoms where the castle is kids,

525
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: where you can be anybody you want to be. Hey,

526
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,439
Speaker 1: guys at eight o'clock in the morning, because we were

527
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: told get their super the lines are super long, super early,

528
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,959
Speaker 1: eight o'clock in the morning. There are millions of people there.

529
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: There's millions. It's I mean, it's jam packed at eight

530
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm trying to throw it offee. I

531
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: got a banana in one hand, pushing the strollers coach.

532
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: It's a jam pack. And I started seeing adults like

533
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: running through the gates with their kids with no no, no, no,

534
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: A lot of adults with no kids. That's what's messed up.

535
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: That that's weird, like people are I mean, I get it.

536
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: It's just weird that you're running to a ride when

537
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: you're an adult without kids. I don't know, Mickey ears on,

538
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: I saw I saw one dad with dinosaur tail. Guys,

539
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: I meansaur if you're that dad or mom or uncle

540
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: or just person, you need to reevalue your weight your life. Like,

541
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: where did where where did it go wrong that you're

542
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: wearing a damn dinosaur tail at Disney World? Like, I

543
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: understand you want your kids to have fun, and if

544
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: your kid wants to wear a dinosaur tail, fun, let

545
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,959
Speaker 1: the kid. But as an adult, you need to make

546
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: the proper decision. Be like, I'm not doing that crap.

547
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 1: I know you want to have fun with your your

548
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: kids and your family, but don't wear a dinosaur tail.

549
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: Don't wear the Mickey ears like. It just looks ridiculous

550
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: with you look like a great a loser. I'm with you. Well,

551
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: I mean the people that are running, I mean, did

552
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: they at least have a friend that was in it

553
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,719
Speaker 1: with them? Uh? Yeah? They No one was there alone.

554
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: I mean, coach. At one point there was a group

555
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: of twenty ladies I saw with matching shirts. One Well,

556
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: you're your family had matching shirts, So you can't really

557
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: just just the kids. Did. I didn't have a matching shirt.

558
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: I wore my coat shirt. Okay, now that's fine. Yeah,

559
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: but anyway, what did their shirts say? It just had

560
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 1: Mickey Mouse. They were great, had Mickey Mouse on them,

561
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 1: Like why because they loved it? No, I understand, but

562
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: they wanted to wear that shirt all four days. That's

563
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: how much they love. No. I get, Okay, your kids fine,

564
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: but I'm saying the ladies, why not just wear different

565
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 1: Mickey shirts? They had to be matching. They were older ladies.

566
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 1: Maybe they were a book club or something and decided

567
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: to go to Disney. But but there this, here's the

568
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: theme of all these shirts. People start customizing their group shirts.

569
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 1: There was one family I saw that said dad and

570
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: the dad was wearing and it said in Disney letters,

571
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: and then the mom had in Disney letters mom, and

572
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: then the aunt had one that aunt and if you're

573
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 1: the dad, your shirt just might as well just say honestly,

574
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: like I've seen it. I've seen it where it's like

575
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: Jackson family trip Jackson, and it's like, guys, come on,

576
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: but what about the people that have the five kids?

577
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: It says thing one thing too, Like one of those

578
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: fairy tales back in the day we did a family

579
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: reunion shirt when we went to the Mountains of Tennessee.

580
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: Same thing. No, no, no, just for pictures. It wasn't

581
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: to wear it to Disney. We wanted to wear it,

582
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: and my mom made it like, uh, what is that

583
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: stupid show on HBO that everybody loves? Succession? No? No, no,

584
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: that's not stupid. That's good. The weird one that I'm not, No,

585
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: that you've never seen. I've never seen it either. The

586
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones. It was like that. But yes, we

587
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: did it for pictures, but we didn't wear it out

588
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: like everybody wear it out. Well, I don't know what

589
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: Disney did, but they have just dominated. They have they

590
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: they have manipulated people's minds. They have brainwashed people into thinking.

591
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: And then here's the thing about Disney that I find

592
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: a crazy. I've been a few times as an adult.

593
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 1: That's the MGM. Is that Animal Kingdom? No, that's you know,

594
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: that's Jurassic Park. I've been to Disney as an adult

595
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: and I noticed that they are very smart. That it

596
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: takes you thirty minutes to get to a ride. The

597
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: first thirty minutes of every park that you walk in

598
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: is nothing but gift shops, and those kids, they don't

599
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: have the attention span to walk by them without going

600
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: in the gift shops. And I want I want that,

601
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: I want that. No, we need to go to the rides.

602
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: And then at the end of every ride, guess where

603
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: you go to gift shot gift shop. Everywhere you turn.

604
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: There's a gift shop everywhere, everywhere. But anyway, the boys

605
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 1: loved it, they had a blast. I had a good

606
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 1: time be ride. What was the best part of the

607
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 1: best ride? And I want to know around the drinks

608
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: around the world, I've heard good things. I will tell

609
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: you that there there are rides are difference. So so

610
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 1: you have like an experience experience ride. They have one

611
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: that's like a missionary ride. You have like an experience

612
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: where you go for it's a ride, but it's an experience.

613
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: That's kind of cool, right, But then you have roller

614
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 1: I don't understand that. Well, they get the video thing too,

615
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: like the Star Wars one. It's an experience, it's it's legit.

616
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: You have to wake up at seven am and click

617
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: on the website to get even to even get a

618
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: chance to get it on it and it's a boarding

619
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: pass if you click and you don't get the boarding pass. Well, sorry,

620
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 1: you went to Disney to Disney, or flew across the

621
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 1: country or some people fly across the world, and you

622
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: may not get on the ride you came to get on.

623
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: You have to wake up at seven am and click

624
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: on that button and that and if you get in,

625
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: you get in. If you don't, sorry, better luck next

626
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: time we got in. But there's so many rides to say,

627
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: there's one ride that you in your head wanted to

628
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: go ride on. But there's like Harry Potter fans that

629
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: travel they're just for Harry Potter. Imagine that they can't

630
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: get on the Harry Potter ride. They're definitely a lot

631
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: of because they're Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars.

632
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: That's the one you like. It's the Chewbacca. There are

633
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: Star Wars nerds right like obsession, and they probably go

634
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: just to ride Star Wars and they probably get rejected. Guys,

635
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: this is this is what I'm talking about, just an idea,

636
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: sore losers ride, not a bad idea. This is the

637
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: experience I'm talking about. You get, you get there and

638
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: you're getting You're getting a big ship, right, You're getting

639
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,280
Speaker 1: a big ship and they're like, welcome, my poor welcome,

640
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 1: you're on this ship or whatever. We're headed to the

641
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,800
Speaker 1: SO and so galaxy. Oh, oh my gosh, what is happening.

642
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 1: We're getting pulled in and the whole ship starts shaking

643
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: and we're all standing in there, right, there's probably like

644
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 1: it's all shaking. They're they're pulling us in. The enemy

645
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: has got us. The enemy is taking us in, and

646
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: you start feeling like you're being pulled. You don't know

647
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: how you're being but there any other like adults grabbing you, like, no,

648
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: you're just holding onto the rail because I would punched.

649
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,240
Speaker 1: So it's really a virtual reality ride. So it starts shaking,

650
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 1: and then you start looking at the windows and yeah,

651
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 1: we're getting pulled into the mother Ship, the evil Mothership.

652
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 1: I thought the Mothership was good. So many kids screaming no, no,

653
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: they're just all like, wow, what's happening, what's happening? And

654
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:10,399
Speaker 1: finally the shaking stops. They opened the doors and these

655
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: these like armed stormtroopers say get out now, and all

656
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: of a sudden, guys, you're I'm telling you. At Disney,

657
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: everyone's so nice and sweet. They're helpful, on this on

658
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: this ride, these stormtroopers and everyone that was working that

659
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: were real people were the biggest dicks because they were

660
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: in character. Get out now. So we started walking out.

661
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: I felt like I was really in prison, Coach. I

662
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: walk out, There are stormtroopers everywhere. Head down that room.

663
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: Then we be at the adults, like, look at one

664
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: of the stormtroopers and they're like, let me tell you today,

665
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: let me tell you. So they put us into this

666
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 1: room like prisoners, don't move. This guy comes out in uniform, Coach,

667
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 1: did you drop the slope? He's got the enemy uniform on.

668
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: He's like you all listen up. Look under you. You

669
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 1: are standing on a colored dot and he's yelling at us,

670
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: and I mean like, people are like, what is this

671
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: guy serious? And see he gonna say, Luke, who are

672
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,359
Speaker 1: not my father? Remember the color of your dots? Luke,

673
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 1: you are now a loser. And then he goes who

674
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 1: do you work for? And then we're all at my heart,

675
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 1: we're like, who are losers? Premier Networks is like, are

676
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: you with the resistance or the rebellion? I'm like, what

677
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: I thought you were a Star Wars fan? Don't you

678
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 1: know what this means? What coach. I didn't know I

679
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,879
Speaker 1: was in the freaking movie. At this point, he's yelling coach.

680
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 1: He's not even yelling at the kids, he's yelling at adults.

681
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: And there's there was a dad on his phone. If

682
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: there's a dad that yelled back, he is a loser. Coach.

683
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: There was a dad on his phone, and the guy

684
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 1: looks at him, goes, sir, you on the phone, who

685
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: are you with the rebellion or the resistance? And the

686
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: guy goes, I don't know, ask my son. I would

687
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: not have answered the guy, Hey, that's what I'm talking about. Experience.

688
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: And then you go in and they all this stuff

689
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: happens around you. There's a big war and everything, and Okay,

690
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: that sounds that's an experience, got it. Then you have

691
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 1: roller coasters them where they're legit roller coasters, and dude,

692
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 1: this is one of the oldest roller coasters. But I

693
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: gotta say that Space Mountains still is the best roller

694
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: coaster in Disney because it's in the dark, pitch black,

695
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 1: and it flies. Man, it goes down around upside down

696
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: and you have no idea when it's coming. That's freaking nuts.

697
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,439
Speaker 1: And I'm so proud of all my kids, because even

698
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 1: my six year old, seven year old, they all did.

699
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 1: They did all They were enough to get on, tall

700
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: enough to get the one time I went to Disney

701
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: as a kid, we drove from Atlanta because we went

702
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: and met my cousins and we all drove down Garrett, No,

703
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 1: they're not my cousins. Uh. There wasster I was too

704
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: short to get on any of the rides, and there

705
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: was a roller coaster and my brother was too scared

706
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: to get on Batter's Box. All go for my sister

707
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 1: and my dad went on it and it was right

708
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: by the twirly cups. And that's the only thing, yeah,

709
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: you know, the spinning. Yeah, that's the only thing I remember.

710
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 1: So me and my brother and my mom stood there

711
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: while my dad and sister wouldn't wrote it because I

712
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 1: was too short, brother was too scared. You gotta go

713
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 1: back and you race that man. Was my my memory

714
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: of Disney as a kid. As an adult, I went

715
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 1: on that. I think it's called the Tower of Terror. Yeah, incredible. Ray.

716
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: The Tower of Terror isn't is a very tall building

717
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 1: a hotel, and you go in the elevator and it

718
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 1: takes you all the way to the top. And then

719
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:23,240
Speaker 1: the elevator person goes see you later. Ever, very creepy.

720
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: Somebody that's been on a broken elevator before. Don't want

721
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: to do that. You don't want to do that. But

722
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 1: then the elevator drops and then goes back up again,

723
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: then drops again. It's pretty cool. It's awesome. So that

724
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: was your space Mountain for sure. Those still is the best,

725
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: the best, the best. Hey, what about drinks around the

726
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 1: world though? Uh, drinks around the world, coach, I mean, look,

727
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 1: is there anything for kids there? Did you have to

728
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: separate drinks around the world? You do by yourself? No? No, no,

729
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: I did drinks around the world with the kids because

730
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 1: my cousin met with me, and so I was like,

731
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 1: my cousins here, I might as well do drinks around

732
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 1: the world world with him. So we just heard to

733
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: make it Japan, I think, coach, I don't remember. I mean,

734
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: at one point I was gonna tell you, what, if

735
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: you make it around the world, you're you're you're not. No, no,

736
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: we didn't make it around the world. I think we

737
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,240
Speaker 1: made a coach. We can't even make it down Broadway.

738
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 1: Most week I thought I was in Germany and ended

739
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 1: up we were in Netherland's coach, I had no idea

740
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 1: where I was after like five drinks. Did they give

741
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 1: you a passport where you're getting stamps? Yes, that's something.

742
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: That's the I'm pretty sure something. I stood in the line,

743
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 1: coach in order to beer. Where are we we're in Japan? Fine,

744
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 1: give me that one. Where are you're at Chili's? You

745
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: haven't left America? I mean, and secretly it's all corps

746
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: light but light, no way, there's no you can tell.

747
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: But they had good food too. You want to try

748
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 1: a uh Sauer kraut Um No, I don't sur crowd

749
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: sounds discussed. What's the big wiener? The hot dog? But

750
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: the sage? I don't I know it, but I don't

751
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: want to say it. Is it? You can go to

752
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: you can go to Germany, Dong Japan had sushi? Did

753
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: you like Spanish? Did you go in any Spanish speaking countries?

754
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,879
Speaker 1: I went to Mexico and Mexico. Did you start to talk?

755
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 1: Of course, coach Spanish? But did they look at you like, okay, man,

756
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: I hate my job, dude, stop talking Spanish? I did.

757
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: But the dude's name was Clint. No, No, Clint was like,

758
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: what do you want to do you want to margarita

759
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:24,399
Speaker 1: or not? Did you end it with the ill? Okay, dude,

760
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 1: you want to talk going to our inner or not?

761
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 1: The hell out of you? That's awesome. Yeah. Epcot Center

762
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: is definitely for the for the adults. That's where you drink,

763
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: that's where it's It's not that much fun for the kids.

764
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 1: I got a boy who keeps telling me to come down.

765
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: He does it every weekend. I think, no way, Yeah,

766
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: because he works for Disney or something. Okay, okay, yeah,

767
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 1: because every day, Coach, that's ridiculous. That's a lot a

768
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 1: lot of money every weekend. Coach didn't say, I mean

769
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: every every weekend. Just for them, it's just going out

770
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 1: like us Broadways nothing because they have Downtown Disney. It's

771
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,919
Speaker 1: like going out to bars. No, no, no, it would

772
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 1: be like us going to a very fancy steakhouse every weekend.

773
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: We don't do that. You can't do it. Do they

774
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 1: try to give you the Disney magical fairy dust on

775
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: top of stuff? Can you just get a burger or

776
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: do you have to get the burger shaped like Mickey Mouse?

777
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: You can get you can get a regular burger. Do

778
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: you have to get the Cinderella Burger, but everyone wants

779
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 1: the special Cinderella Burger and it comes it comes with

780
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: a uh, well, I don't know, Um, what's the thing?

781
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 1: Aladdin guy? What's his name? Aladdin? No, the princess girl Jasmine.

782
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 1: It comes with the Jasmine cups, you know, like I, yes, coach,

783
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 1: Look you want chips. You can go get chips. They

784
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 1: have that. But people don't want the regular chips. They

785
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: want the goofy no white nachos, you know what I mean.

786
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: They want the specials. But like so if Lunchbox, if

787
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 1: he's getting like the burger, I'd like to get the

788
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 1: bare necessities burger. Hey. I will tell you something though,

789
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: like like there are some things there that were there

790
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,919
Speaker 1: in nineteen sixty four or whatever and they're still there.

791
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: Like they need to get rid of that stuff. Like

792
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 1: like there's a there's a bear show where you go

793
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,240
Speaker 1: in and there's a bunch of country bears singing country songs,

794
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 1: and it's like they're all like animatronics that might be

795
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: from the sixties. You could tell it was put there

796
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: in and they still have it there. It's not a

797
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 1: bad place to go, sit in the air conditioning and

798
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: watch for a little bit, but those those must go

799
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: and if that was free, and Papa Slater it would

800
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: have been all about that. Dude. He always found the

801
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: free stuff at theme park, the things you just go

802
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 1: stand up next to and get to watch, you know.

803
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: That's like my dad. Yeah, it's like a toolbox my dad.

804
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: I mean, we used to go to the circus when

805
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 1: we were kids. We'd go to the parking lot beforehand

806
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: and pet the elephants and then we'd go home because

807
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: he told that was the circus. Never went inside. It

808
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 1: was free to pet the damn elephants, so we never

809
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 1: went to the circus. Yeah. I really don't think we

810
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: ever saw the circus show. You could do the stuff

811
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: around it, but when you actually came down to paying,

812
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,439
Speaker 1: I don't believe we ever saw a show. No either,

813
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: No we I didn't really. I thought we saw the

814
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: show because my parents it said, oh, yeah, that was

815
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: the circus. That was awesome. One n't Yeah that was

816
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: so cool. At what age did you realize it wasn't

817
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 1: the show? I was. I don't know. Feen it sucks man,

818
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: because you probably I think I probably, I mean we

819
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,800
Speaker 1: probably went stopped going to the parking lot in the

820
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,800
Speaker 1: thirteen or fourteen, I saw a circus on TV and

821
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 1: I was like a circus. Hold on, Yeah, you saw

822
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 1: people walk out with the balloons and all those that

823
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: girl flying through the air. I saw the motorcycles in

824
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: the cage. That's cool. That's that is So it gives

825
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: me anxiety. How do they not hit each other? I

826
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 1: don't know, Like how did that? I do? I think

827
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: they do sometimes really Yeah, Like I bet you if

828
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: you google motorcycle trick gone Bad. I don't think I

829
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,280
Speaker 1: want to do that. I think it gives me anxiety

830
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: when I watch it because I'm just like, they're gonna crash,

831
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: they're gonna cross, and they're going fast. It's not like

832
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: the slow. It's incredible. All right, We're gonna do Vegas.

833
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,319
Speaker 1: So that was the end of your trip, I mean

834
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 1: pretty much. And then we went to the beach for

835
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 1: a couple of days afterwards, and that's where I got

836
00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 1: to relax nice and then and then we came home good.

837
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 1: So my wife and I, you know, we're like, we

838
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: need a vacation and we're we're driving to Austin to

839
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 1: see my family because we just saw her family in

840
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 1: Florida at the beach for fourth of July. One much

841
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: of a vacation, so we coach. Cut out the boring details,

842
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: cut to Vegas. Logistically, it works better to go to

843
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: Austin than to Vegas. Connecting flight wise now, there was

844
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: no There was no flight to Austin. There was a drive.

845
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 1: It was a long, dry we drove, drove it all

846
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,720
Speaker 1: in one day, packed the two kids, the dog, the wife,

847
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,959
Speaker 1: the pregnant, the pregnant wife, me in the car. Let's

848
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: hit the road. The day after the big wedding, we're like,

849
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 1: we gotta get we gotta get going. So we get

850
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 1: to Austin, spend a few days with my family, and

851
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: then we're like, all right, look, mom and dad, we

852
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: are headed to Vegas. You're taking care of the kids.

853
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 1: And we start to explain the kids. Hey, we're gonna

854
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 1: go on a plane. It's a place with mountains, really

855
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 1: weird desert air. It's fun out there, though it's a

856
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 1: dry air. Actually there's more women than men's not so

857
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: not for you boys. You got they have coodies. Remember,

858
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 1: five kids, kids start getting upset. My I never mind,

859
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 1: We're just going to see some friends. We're just going

860
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 1: to see Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, you're going to see friends. Cool.

861
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: So we get to Vegas on a Thursday. After you back,

862
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: we'll pay for a better daycare. Trust me, things the desert.

863
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: I'll have money problem that That was the plan. Hey

864
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,799
Speaker 1: daycare lady, could I pay you next Monday? I'll see

865
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: when we get back. So we land in Vegas, my

866
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 1: wife and I and at the airport waiting Garrett, Missy

867
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: and Ryan. Oh it wasn't just oh the usual suspects

868
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 1: for didn't make any Ryan was there. Yeah, Ryan was there.

869
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 1: But John batters By shaves since the Super Bowl. Oh yeah,

870
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: he still looks for anybody from the Green team. No

871
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 1: Green team, Noreen Maxwell, Marvin and Mitchell Man. Marvin and

872
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,799
Speaker 1: Mitchell get it right? Are you gonna be on the bench.

873
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: So we get to Vegas and we're staying at the Miurage.

874
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: We go check mirage. Now, I never stay in the

875
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: wrong and so how's it going? Is this a mirage

876
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 1: and actually staying here? I'm thirsty? Oh my gosh, we're

877
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: in the mirage? No water. We've heard that one before, sir.

878
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: You think they've heard all those jokes? I'm sure absolutely.

879
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: So we go great, check in oh, whoa, whoa, You

880
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 1: gotta do your thing before you check in. You didn't

881
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 1: do your thing. You don't. You haven't heard me yet,

882
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: dang it. No, they have an app you download you

883
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 1: check in on your phone. Now. So we are in

884
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 1: the lift on the way to the hotel and I've

885
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: already checked in. They've already told me my rooms, already,

886
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,720
Speaker 1: got my room key. Now. Where you staying in Mirrage

887
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,879
Speaker 1: and your wife at Paris? No? No, And we we're

888
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: in there and we're in the lift on the way

889
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: to the Mirage, Ryan, Ryan, and Garrett. They didn't go, oh,

890
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 1: by the way, we're staying at Caesar. They didn't do that.

891
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: Like like, we made plans to stay at the Mirage together,

892
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: and guess what, you stayed together. We stayed at the

893
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: Mirage together, stayed at the Paris with Michael. I mean,

894
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:05,800
Speaker 1: it's amazing how when you made plans of people to

895
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: all stay at the same hotel and they follow through

896
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: on that, and they tell you, hey, I'm gonna stay

897
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 1: at the Mirage and they stay at the Mirage, the

898
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 1: trip so much easier, so much more convenient. And they

899
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: don't just drop bombs on you when you're at the

900
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: front desk checking in and say, actually, I'm over at

901
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: Paris man. No, no, no, no, I got all you

902
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: guys except one. Who's the one? Uh? I'm like, you

903
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: got to be kidding me? All right, Okay, So you

904
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 1: get there, we're checked in, we get let off. We're

905
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: walking to the room to the elevators, and right there

906
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: on the left is a roulette table. Sometimes about no, no,

907
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: sometimes and sometimes sometimes you don't walk by a table

908
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,240
Speaker 1: on your way to the like to the elevators, depending

909
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: on Yeah, I got my mask on. So I walk

910
00:47:55,239 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: up and and I discussed this with beforehand, and I

911
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: was like, dude, we gotta we haven't been to Vegas

912
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: in a while, so we need to go big on

913
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: the first bet. Oh my, I said, we need to

914
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 1: do a hundred on red, and then a hundred on numbers.

915
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: What do you mean? How many numbers? Five numbers, twenty

916
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: dollars each? Oh? Got it? You know what numbers? Red

917
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: twelve one Red Night teen and then love it? Didn't

918
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:28,800
Speaker 1: you do it twenty something at my bachelor party? I no,

919
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:32,879
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to do something eighteen seventeen interests, Yes,

920
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: those are all birthdays. Twelve is Sarah my sister and

921
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:43,839
Speaker 1: Forest Jersey number growing up. Okay, write it down, write

922
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: down twenty one. You guess in the same numbers the

923
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 1: big show. So we we we do it. We put

924
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: it out there on all right, all right, let's go.

925
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 1: So how many hundreds are in? Is it just you

926
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: and Ryan or is it everyone? Garrett? I think put

927
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: he didn't want to do the US sounds like somebody

928
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: I know when you're doing the side bets during my

929
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 1: bed No, no, great, this is the exact same bet.

930
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: I tried to do it your bachelor party, but Dodd

931
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: messed it up and used any names. He messed up seven.

932
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: I appreciate him. Alright, So it goes around around no

933
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: more bets, no more bets. And as you're walking to

934
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 1: the room, if you're walking down the little walkway, the

935
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 1: roulette tables right here on your left, just so you

936
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: get it, it's right there. Are you guys cheating? I'm like,

937
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: I'm yelling names, like what do you say Kennedy and what?

938
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: He does that every time? But you're not doing red

939
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 1: red And then I did red red Red. Come on,

940
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: do you that way to chew chew toback and chew toback.

941
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: I do that when they do no more bets. When

942
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: they do no more bets, that's when I get to

943
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: the chew toback and chew toback and note Spita, waits

944
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 1: not slowing down, it's going fast. Crack. Oh no, God,

945
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:23,320
Speaker 1: just like a good start. Welcome to Vegas. Now you

946
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:28,839
Speaker 1: guys head back to the airport. Jump what you have? Red? Three? Uh?

947
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 1: It was? It was sad. Hey, sweetie, you still want

948
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: to stay five nights. So so we didn't even break

949
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 1: even because the goal, the goal really is if you

950
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,800
Speaker 1: don't hit the you just hit the red. Okay, you

951
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 1: break even, You're great. But no, we didn't break even.

952
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: So we head out to the room to drop our

953
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,800
Speaker 1: stuff off. And we have joining rooms. You have it

954
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: where you can open the door and go between rooms.

955
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: Not even that. Hey, we'll hang a pineapple on. We're

956
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: not across you know, we're not across the hotel from

957
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: each other. Our rooms are literally next door to each other.

958
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: So you and your wife in one room. And then

959
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: or Ryan gart Kinky in the King. Not to make

960
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: it awkward, but who decided to keep Ryan because he's

961
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,320
Speaker 1: the third the third wheel in this situation, two married

962
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 1: couples and then Ryan. So did you guys flip a

963
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 1: coin like Ryan's with you or right? No? No, no,

964
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: they were they were cool with having Ryan in their bed. Yeah,

965
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 1: they were cool. They had two queens. But so we

966
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: we had It was the first time I've ever had

967
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 1: the door like. It was like cool. So we go

968
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:36,720
Speaker 1: out the first night. Nothing really exciting happens, nothing major.

969
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: No to the bars, the clubs. No, we didn't hit

970
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 1: the clubs. We didn't hit the clubs. But the clubs

971
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 1: were open because I will tell you that one of

972
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: the nights we were sitting there at the Cromwell gambling,

973
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 1: people were pouring into the club because French Montana was there.

974
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: I didn't rise French Montana was so popular. But then

975
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:57,479
Speaker 1: also in the club that night, they were Planner, just hanging,

976
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 1: just said they will be at Dre's Night club at

977
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 1: the Cromwell Saturday July French Montana fifty cents. So I

978
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: don't know if that means they're just gonna get up

979
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:13,399
Speaker 1: on stage and be like, what you're gonna go? See,

980
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 1: we're golgnant. You need fifty cents. You're already down to

981
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:24,359
Speaker 1: fifty cents, so you want to go watch fifty cents.

982
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: It's all I got. So we go to bed at

983
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: like two in the morning. Yeah, it was a busy night.

984
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: Four five in the morning, I hear boo on my door.

985
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 1: What And I'm like, is your front door of the

986
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: adjoining room front door? Good question? And I pop up

987
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:56,800
Speaker 1: and I said, what the is going on? And shoot?

988
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,959
Speaker 1: And I'm Mike, and my wife goes, did you guys

989
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 1: have times you can put your clothes back on? So

990
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,919
Speaker 1: I I go to the people, throw on your robe.

991
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:10,399
Speaker 1: There's two dudes out there. Oh j And they said,

992
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: and they said, open the whating door. Are you making

993
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 1: this up? Now, dude, I'm not joking right now? Not joking?

994
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what And he goes quit pointing around

995
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 1: and open up king door. It's Gibbs. And I'm like,

996
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 1: and got closes on right now? Or now? I got shorts?

997
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: I'm still there, so hey. So he takes three steps back.

998
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: He's about to bum rush it is where you open

999
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:47,839
Speaker 1: the door, because he's kind of coming to I mean,

1000
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: but he thinks he's gonna hit the door, but you

1001
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: open it. You've seen the cartoons, I've seen it. And

1002
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,919
Speaker 1: then he just runs right out the window. The only

1003
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: problem is these guys are probably both about six three

1004
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 1: to twenty. I mean, they're big dudes. On what time

1005
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 1: is this in the morning, and they're up, they are

1006
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: aft up, and they go, we're not playing open the

1007
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: damn door or I'm gonna break it down. And I'm like,

1008
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 1: regular dudes, uniforms on, no uniforms. They're just two dudes.

1009
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:17,840
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, six three to twenty, big dudes. And

1010
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: he backs up across the hall and he's about to

1011
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: bum rush the door. He goes, sixteen twenty seven, open

1012
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 1: the f and door, and I said, this is seventeen seven.

1013
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: My bad. They left good. I always love with half masks.

1014
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: Please come back later. I mean, you want to talk

1015
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 1: about rude, awaken, scared, terrified. Hey, you know this is

1016
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: seventeen sir, master, with all respects, but I'm a very

1017
00:54:55,840 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: father with a kinds. Please leave me. I mean, they

1018
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 1: were about to bum rush the door. Here's my money.

1019
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:09,880
Speaker 1: I only have I have no I I mean just

1020
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: my I mean, because they thought their boys were messing

1021
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 1: with them because they couldn't get in the door, and

1022
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 1: they thought, okay, well they weren't trying to kill you,

1023
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: so they just thought their friends were right, but what

1024
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,400
Speaker 1: is busting down the door gonna do? I mean, obviously

1025
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: they were hammered hammera, but I mean he literally backed

1026
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:27,720
Speaker 1: up to the door across the hall and was about

1027
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 1: to bum right, And what's your wife doing this whole time?

1028
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 1: Sitting bed going covering up. Yeah, like just terrified, like

1029
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: terrified like and so of course, whoa that was that?

1030
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 1: So then that Friday we got the Cabana, we got

1031
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 1: the Cabano, So we got reservations and we're going to

1032
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 1: the pool at Mandalais Bay. Okay, so we take the

1033
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 1: uber over to Mandalais Bay. While you didn't go to

1034
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 1: the pool with the Mirage, Uh, it was already booked.

1035
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 1: It was Cabana was already looked. Cabana were already sold

1036
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: out before we tried when we tried to book him,

1037
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 1: and we booked these in like a couple of months

1038
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: in advance. So we show up and we're walking around,

1039
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 1: we have some breakfast at Mandalais Bay, and then we

1040
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: see this lady walking. We're like, oh, excuse me, do

1041
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: you know where Maru the pool outside? Well? No, crap, no, crapo, Literally,

1042
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 1: I said, do you know? No? She was a worker.

1043
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:30,439
Speaker 1: Her name was Janet and privacy because hold on, wife,

1044
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,800
Speaker 1: I'll ask this lady for directions. Oh she was a stripper.

1045
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: She gave me bad direction. Literally, I stopped her and

1046
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 1: I she has Janet, she has her, you know she

1047
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 1: works there. And I said, excuse me, do you know

1048
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:47,839
Speaker 1: where the maru uh pool is outside? Smart ass? Smart ass?

1049
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 1: I mean, not even reporter, not even point of direction.

1050
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 1: And then so I said, I'm just gonna keep her

1051
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 1: here and I'm gonna ask her another course, I said,

1052
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 1: and do you know which uh slot machine is gonna

1053
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:59,239
Speaker 1: pay out the most? Oh? Nice, got her with that one.

1054
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 1: None of them do? Okay? Cool? I think you hate

1055
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 1: your life. And that was a lot of fun just

1056
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: telling the truth outside. Really thanks a lot, Janet. That's

1057
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:11,919
Speaker 1: where you're like, do you know what temperature the water

1058
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 1: is outside? So Janet was really annoying. So then we

1059
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 1: have to ask a security guard and he gave me

1060
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 1: great directions and we roll up. I appreciate Jeremy, so

1061
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 1: I think, I think I don't even have to rouse

1062
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 1: the rights for your service. But we walk up to

1063
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: the pool, we check in, they give us our wristbands,

1064
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 1: they walk us to the cabana and I'm standing there

1065
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: with the cabana and I'm looking. I mean, it's starting

1066
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: to pool starting to fill up. Is around DJ DJ.

1067
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: He's got a little shaded booth DJ nice infinity pools.

1068
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 1: I mean it's really nice. That never ends, right, Yeah?

1069
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 1: And what are you drinking? They got three separate pools? Oh? No, man, dude,

1070
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 1: we got those pina coladas by the pool. Yes, they

1071
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 1: were expensive, but how much was this? They were so

1072
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 1: good I have. So We're sitting there and I mean

1073
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,919
Speaker 1: looking around, and i mean the floss is out, guys,

1074
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: white floss, red floss, yellow floss. Oh, whoa, there's hot

1075
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 1: pink floss. Oh that's a dude. That was right, No,

1076
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 1: Joe a dude and flaws like a dude had his

1077
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 1: flows on. Like I was just like, what is going on?

1078
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 1: Why is the dude in floss? I've never seen a

1079
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 1: dude in floss in my life? Third, you identifies man,

1080
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,439
Speaker 1: all the floss at your pools? Are they girls or dudes?

1081
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 1: It's all girls. And it was hot pink floss, hot pink.

1082
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 1: And I was just like whoa. And then it was

1083
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:46,880
Speaker 1: like boobs, boobs, boobs, and I'm like wait, a minute

1084
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 1: covered up, no wide, open wide, and I asked, I said,

1085
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 1: the way that excuse me? And she goes, oh, yeah, yeah,

1086
00:58:55,080 --> 00:59:00,440
Speaker 1: this is the topless pool where a Copana thought Tom

1087
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 1: And so I'm there with my wife. Garrett's there with

1088
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 1: his wife and there are boobs. Go lord, and what's

1089
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 1: Ryan doing? Motor boating? Now? Ryan's looking at the pink flaws. Ryan.

1090
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 1: Ryan's rolled around in his speedo. He's got his speedo

1091
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 1: on and he's rocking. He is loving life in the speedo. Coach,

1092
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 1: I might needs you write down the name of this pool. Oh,

1093
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 1: because he just said at the Marouge. I don't know

1094
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 1: that's the right name, but it was something that And

1095
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 1: don't ask Janet, do not ask Jase. She'll just tell

1096
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 1: you outside, dude. And you would think, okay, it's gonna

1097
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 1: be nasty chicks with the boobs out. We are talking

1098
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:47,600
Speaker 1: smoke shows with their boobs out. It was just like, wow,

1099
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 1: in Florida, Coach, You're in Vegas, and I mean there

1100
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 1: was some nasty ones. There was some nasty girls like

1101
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to see those girls are old older ladies,

1102
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 1: twenty five year old chicks, thirty year old chicks, some fifty,

1103
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 1: I mean, all age spectrum hottie. How's it going. I'll

1104
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 1: take one of those coconut drinks. How about two? Can

1105
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 1: I get your orders? And I'll take those two? But okay,

1106
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 1: so I get it when it's just like a husband

1107
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 1: and wife, her boyfriend and girlfriend and she's topless. But

1108
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 1: there was one dynamic I didn't understand. Tell me, two

1109
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 1: bros and one of the bro's girlfriends, and she had

1110
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 1: her top off and they're just in there talking and

1111
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: drinking and they're hanging out. You know, they have three

1112
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 1: chairs by each other and they're just like and I

1113
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 1: was just like, I don't think I'm gonna have my

1114
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 1: girlfriend go topless in front of my boys. I wish

1115
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:39,680
Speaker 1: we had a girl on the show right now because

1116
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 1: I just want to know, like they take their top off.

1117
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 1: It's probably it probably feels great, right, It feels great

1118
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 1: that the tans perfect because you don't have tan lines.

1119
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 1: But you can't help. But look, you know that everyone's

1120
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 1: looking at your boobs. What does that feel like? You

1121
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Just because you stared the whole time, right,

1122
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,920
Speaker 1: I mean I was just bouncing around, wife, I was

1123
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 1: bouncing around like boom boom boom. But I mean I

1124
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 1: was if you're a little overdressed, take off? Did she

1125
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 1: take off? My wife wouldn't have as I was like, hey,

1126
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 1: do you want to take yours off? You know you

1127
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 1: feel more countable? Goes absolutely not. What she looked at

1128
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:16,439
Speaker 1: is different. No, no, because there was there was plenty

1129
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: of women that didn't have their tops off. But there

1130
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 1: was I mean a good of the women that had

1131
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 1: their tops off just letting them roll. Boys, I'm looking

1132
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 1: at Vegas flights right now. It was I was just like,

1133
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 1: this is incredible. It was awesome. Everybody's just standing around

1134
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 1: the pool chatting it up, and chicks just the boobs

1135
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 1: are bouncing in the water. I mean, was Garrett pretty

1136
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 1: much just chilling in the cabanas. He was posted up

1137
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 1: like a tent pole. There's no way Garrett was staring. Oh,

1138
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 1: Garrett had the sunglasses all sunglass He was just like

1139
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 1: because Garrett's wife. He basically goes, dude, how is it

1140
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:53,600
Speaker 1: that we finally come to a topless pool and it's

1141
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 1: with our wives? And he goes, all the years we've

1142
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 1: come to Vegas and we hit the topless pool with

1143
01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 1: our wives, and not even on purpose, Can you imagine

1144
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 1: the conversation between Lunch and Garrett. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

1145
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 1: I see the game baseball yeat yeah son yeah what yeah?

1146
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 1: I mean they were but all they were doing is

1147
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 1: staring at boobed two hours straight. There was not one

1148
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 1: edifying conversation that took place that day. No, we didn't

1149
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 1: get anything accomplished, nothing. We didn't catch up on each

1150
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,440
Speaker 1: other's lives. Like a mid sentence, I'd just be like, man,

1151
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:28,880
Speaker 1: did you well look at that? Man? So how's whoa?

1152
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 1: Look at that? Yeah? Yeah, I mean it's working. Whoa,

1153
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 1: she's working? A Garret Faker? Real man? Can you go

1154
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 1: with twenty dudes to that pool there? Okay, okay, they would,

1155
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:43,040
Speaker 1: they would, They would have balanced us out of it.

1156
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. My wife noticed there

1157
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:51,560
Speaker 1: was a kabana with nine dudes. Nine dudes, so it's

1158
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 1: probably a bachelor party. And they were at the topless

1159
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 1: pool and they all were just chilling. So that's worth it.

1160
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,720
Speaker 1: They those bachelors treated their bachelor better than you because

1161
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 1: they were staying the same hotel. I mean, not one

1162
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:05,440
Speaker 1: of them was at Paris. Not one of them was

1163
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 1: at Paris. Because that's I mean, that's like, that's what

1164
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:09,480
Speaker 1: you want to do right there, that's what you want

1165
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 1: to do. So yes, And my wife was like, oh,

1166
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 1: how creepy is that? Well, it's all creepy because every

1167
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 1: dude in there, even though they're acting like you're even here.

1168
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 1: And then it's just weird. Is like the ones that

1169
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 1: make out in the pool, like they're all over each other,

1170
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 1: like one guy, no, no, no, no, no, two guys.

1171
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:31,920
Speaker 1: So let me tell you this one girl she was,

1172
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 1: I mean she was like Caspar the Ghost, pale white,

1173
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 1: and she had a she was not very attractive, but

1174
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,400
Speaker 1: she was sitting on a step, but I continued to

1175
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,560
Speaker 1: look at it. She was sitting on the step or

1176
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 1: like the ledge along the wall, and then her dude

1177
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 1: would just come up and just rest his head right

1178
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 1: in between her boots. Why not? And it was just

1179
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 1: like this is so awkward, like that's where you go

1180
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 1: in here? Like, may I can I take a peek?

1181
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 1: So we hang out of the pool all day on.

1182
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:06,720
Speaker 1: They're like, Sarah, the pools closed just about an hour.

1183
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 1: My wife's like I think I'm in the head back.

1184
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you go ahead, honey, Will you gave

1185
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,479
Speaker 1: me another peanut clutter. I can't stand up. I can't

1186
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:20,240
Speaker 1: and the you have some ice in a towel. I

1187
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 1: need to baseballos anything. I mean, it was it was awesome,

1188
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 1: like I was. I was blown away, like it was

1189
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:38,520
Speaker 1: very it was very happy birthday. That's awesome. That need

1190
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 1: my birthday yet? So then, but could you have cameras

1191
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:44,120
Speaker 1: in there? No? No, you know because me in the

1192
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:45,920
Speaker 1: South Beach, what we would do whenever you go to

1193
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 1: a topless beach, we always would take pictures next to

1194
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 1: the girls that are topless, and you act like you're

1195
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:52,200
Speaker 1: taking a picture of your though. But I was just

1196
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 1: saying you could. He couldn't give us some proof that

1197
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:56,720
Speaker 1: he was at a topless pool coach there are it

1198
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:59,920
Speaker 1: said no cell phones? I mean, so I didn't take

1199
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:03,600
Speaker 1: I didn't try to take a picture a because I'm married,

1200
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,320
Speaker 1: and you could have taken a funny one with your

1201
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,280
Speaker 1: wife and like them been behind you and to show

1202
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 1: your boys real quick. But you didn't. That's cool. I've

1203
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 1: sent you guys floss pictures, but no worries is a

1204
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:19,480
Speaker 1: little bit different. Any of the girls go fully naked,

1205
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:25,040
Speaker 1: No you're not. Why not? Why stopping? Well, you gotta

1206
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:28,600
Speaker 1: go talk to Janie and Janet whatever Janet I should be,

1207
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,360
Speaker 1: I don't care, I mean whatever. So we do the pool. Great.

1208
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:33,560
Speaker 1: Then we go out at night, go to dinner, go

1209
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 1: to Carbone at the Aria. It's an Italian place. Sounds

1210
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 1: let me tell you. Let me tell you. Troy the waiter,

1211
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,760
Speaker 1: he's a salesman, dude, selling us all night, just boom

1212
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:46,120
Speaker 1: boom boom, and all he talks about is the chef.

1213
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:48,560
Speaker 1: And I, you know, I'm just along for the ride. Great,

1214
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:53,160
Speaker 1: So we eat dinner. It's about we get done with dinner.

1215
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 1: My wife's like, yeah, who's this. Yes, I don't know

1216
01:05:56,720 --> 01:06:00,680
Speaker 1: why you asked me talking about this show. Troy was

1217
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:03,080
Speaker 1: loving the show. He was selling the shelf, chef up,

1218
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:05,200
Speaker 1: up and down, just telling how great the chef. It

1219
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 1: makes everything perfect. So it's about eleven thirty when we

1220
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:09,920
Speaker 1: get done with dinner, because you eat dinner late in

1221
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 1: Vegas for some reason whatever, already had two hours of

1222
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 1: sleep by them. But yeah, and she's like, I'm tired,

1223
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:18,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to bed. And so yeah, so I'm

1224
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:20,280
Speaker 1: going back to the pool. Wife's about to go to bed.

1225
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:24,080
Speaker 1: Let's go Garrett and so Garrett, Ryan and Missy are

1226
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:26,880
Speaker 1: gonna go gamble, and I'm like, man, I feel bad.

1227
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,560
Speaker 1: So I I ride with my wife back to the

1228
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:31,320
Speaker 1: hotel and I'm like, all right, you know, and I

1229
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:33,320
Speaker 1: make sure she gets in the room alright, make sure

1230
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:34,800
Speaker 1: those guys aren't trying to break down the door. And

1231
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:36,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, I think I'm gonna go meet

1232
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 1: up with them. And then you make the pillow thing

1233
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:39,120
Speaker 1: in the bed where it feels like you're still in

1234
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 1: the bed but you're stuck out. I had to pick

1235
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:44,840
Speaker 1: up her arm when she fell asleep and laid it

1236
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:48,240
Speaker 1: back down, like on the cartoons when they just slide off.

1237
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:51,760
Speaker 1: They melt off the bed. So I go meet up

1238
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:55,040
Speaker 1: with him at the Flamingo. We gamble a little bit. Yeah,

1239
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:59,360
Speaker 1: black Jack not doing too well. Fingo sucks. Well. I

1240
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,200
Speaker 1: just wouldn't work. I wasn't winning. So then they're like,

1241
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:02,920
Speaker 1: you want to go to Cromwells. Like, yeah, let's go

1242
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:06,720
Speaker 1: the cromwell Where is that downtown by Golden Cromwell's, right

1243
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:09,440
Speaker 1: across street from Caesar's. It used to be uh Bill's

1244
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:12,520
Speaker 1: Gambling hall or whatever. It's amazing, it's right across the

1245
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:14,840
Speaker 1: v Cromwell. I think it has like a pool where

1246
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:16,680
Speaker 1: you can watch all the sports on these big screen

1247
01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:19,880
Speaker 1: TVs that maybe I don't know anyway. So we go

1248
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,640
Speaker 1: there and we start playing some blackjack and we get

1249
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 1: the dealers are awesome. Dealers are great. Things are starting

1250
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:27,640
Speaker 1: to roll away. Talks to the dealers. No, no dealers,

1251
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:31,600
Speaker 1: what are you from? Manuel? Now? Dealers make your Vas

1252
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:35,840
Speaker 1: Vegas experience fun. And we had great dealers at the Kromwell.

1253
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:39,040
Speaker 1: They were fantastic at this one table. All four of

1254
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:42,240
Speaker 1: them were incredible. So Sean comes in and he's only

1255
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:44,080
Speaker 1: there for like ten minutes, and I'm kind of rolling,

1256
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:45,920
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, rolling a little bit, you know,

1257
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:49,160
Speaker 1: winning with the dealer or another player. Dealer. The table

1258
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:53,440
Speaker 1: is just uh Garrett, Missy, Ryan and me, and so

1259
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm winning, I'm winning, starting to stack some chips, starting

1260
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 1: to stack some chips. I'm like, you know what, let

1261
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:01,160
Speaker 1: me throw a D out there on this hand. Boom,

1262
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:04,800
Speaker 1: I throw e D out there and I get seven

1263
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:09,720
Speaker 1: seven and he flips over five. Oh my god, I

1264
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 1: gotta split the sevens, gonna you know you're gonna You're

1265
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:14,960
Speaker 1: gonna split sevens because fifteen he's gonna bust. So I

1266
01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:21,240
Speaker 1: put another eight out there. Split the first card out seven? Oh,

1267
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 1: you gotta split him again. That's another eighty. You can

1268
01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:25,960
Speaker 1: split the other one. Yeah, you can keep splitting, can't you.

1269
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:28,840
Speaker 1: Oh you can keep splitting. So put the e d

1270
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:35,479
Speaker 1: out there? Split it? What is that first card out? Ten? Nice?

1271
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:40,479
Speaker 1: Let's go. Let's go next one, next card three? What

1272
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:42,639
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? You're gonna double down? Double down?

1273
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:46,080
Speaker 1: What's that right? I mean another eighty has another eight

1274
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:50,120
Speaker 1: has three? Boom? Put it down there, double down? Hit me? Yeah,

1275
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 1: face down? So I don't know it's a ten. I

1276
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:54,840
Speaker 1: don't know. Oh he does that. He does face down,

1277
01:08:55,640 --> 01:09:00,960
Speaker 1: So I like to stress it's He's like, saw the drama. Yeah,

1278
01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 1: I don't want to see it. I do not want

1279
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 1: to see. Thank you, Sean. Sean. So when I flipped

1280
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:10,120
Speaker 1: that one, when I when I flip when I flipped

1281
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:12,200
Speaker 1: the three over, you know, and so I'm a double down.

1282
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:15,280
Speaker 1: Sean's like, this is why we come. He's the dealer.

1283
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:17,400
Speaker 1: I mean, he's into it. He's like this is awesome.

1284
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:21,160
Speaker 1: So I gotta go to that third seven right seven?

1285
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:26,519
Speaker 1: Double down? Split him? Split him? Were four hundred? Do

1286
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:32,240
Speaker 1: you have all this cash on you? Dude? I was winning.

1287
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:35,080
Speaker 1: You had that much. I was winning. Hey, Sean, can

1288
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:37,360
Speaker 1: I get him? I owe you Sean, let me write

1289
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:41,640
Speaker 1: this down. I owe you four hundred. He's like a

1290
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:45,920
Speaker 1: fell out of here. That's when Sean punched me. Sean

1291
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:50,120
Speaker 1: grabbed him by the shirt, so split him. Next card out?

1292
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:53,840
Speaker 1: Wait how much after the split? We're four even? Yeah?

1293
01:09:54,320 --> 01:10:00,679
Speaker 1: Next card out? Three? Double down, double down and shot.

1294
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:04,439
Speaker 1: At this point is left. Dude, I stopped chips. I mean,

1295
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:07,320
Speaker 1: you're really winning, Okay, I still have chips. You're in

1296
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:13,440
Speaker 1: thousands and shans just like this is this is incredible.

1297
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:15,760
Speaker 1: It is like everybody, I mean, coach, where's all the room?

1298
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,960
Speaker 1: Did you make everyone move their stuff? Because you're running

1299
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:20,280
Speaker 1: out of room? Pretty much like you're all over Garrett's

1300
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:24,120
Speaker 1: nuts at this point. I mean, you got cards in

1301
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:26,360
Speaker 1: front of you. Oh I do. And he is just

1302
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:29,040
Speaker 1: like he's going he's going about as crazy as I am.

1303
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:32,840
Speaker 1: And Garrett is so stressed out because Garrett is very stressful.

1304
01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:36,519
Speaker 1: He just stands over drink. He's had a lot of

1305
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,400
Speaker 1: drinks and he just puts his hands in his pocket

1306
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:41,160
Speaker 1: and he's just like starts pacing back in front behind

1307
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:44,679
Speaker 1: the black Garrett. We don't need that. Hell, nervous energy

1308
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:47,040
Speaker 1: is know what I mean, it's it's huge because he

1309
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:52,400
Speaker 1: had a hundred out there and he doubled on his hundred. Well, no,

1310
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:54,559
Speaker 1: I double So I'm at four eight, coach, you're big

1311
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:58,920
Speaker 1: dicken and he's okay. So then so then I I

1312
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:01,680
Speaker 1: you know, I'm like, all right, cool, I So I

1313
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:06,320
Speaker 1: double down, face down, cool, cool, and I say, all right,

1314
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:09,599
Speaker 1: next one, based down. That's that's an ace. Okay, it's

1315
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:14,960
Speaker 1: an ace. Okay, next card too, seven to nine? What

1316
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:19,599
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? Double down? Double down? So he's

1317
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:22,439
Speaker 1: aid over five do now seven? Two nights the go,

1318
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:28,120
Speaker 1: come on, let's go. So you're at four four, five? No, five,

1319
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:39,120
Speaker 1: five sixty? Not that much? Five? Yeah? Are you adding

1320
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:41,320
Speaker 1: right now? No? I'm just looking at and it was

1321
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:43,599
Speaker 1: a three? Sorry there was another. So you're at ten.

1322
01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:46,360
Speaker 1: It's a nice double down. Okay. So I got a

1323
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:51,439
Speaker 1: double down, right, and he's showing five. He flips over

1324
01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:54,439
Speaker 1: his card. It was a four, so it was nine.

1325
01:11:55,800 --> 01:12:00,519
Speaker 1: That's the worst thing he could have flipped. Now we

1326
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:08,960
Speaker 1: need a solid like seven, right, Lenny pulls six. Oh, okay,

1327
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,639
Speaker 1: that's better. Now he's hit. He's got a hit. He's

1328
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:26,080
Speaker 1: got a hit. He's got a hit. HiT's Sean happy

1329
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:32,040
Speaker 1: for you? Sean is going banana. But coach at this

1330
01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:34,840
Speaker 1: point is louder than the crap. You know, everyone's turning

1331
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:38,519
Speaker 1: around and I just tell you this is a a

1332
01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:41,759
Speaker 1: m and we are I mean, the whole table wins.

1333
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:47,960
Speaker 1: We are going crazy. Garrett got his garret, he's still

1334
01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:50,960
Speaker 1: has he at least pulled it out of his butt

1335
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:55,120
Speaker 1: yet he's Oh my god, dude. It was awesome. And

1336
01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:57,439
Speaker 1: Sean was just I mean, he was in heaven. He

1337
01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:02,120
Speaker 1: wasn't like that security footage. Bosses like, what were you doing? Sean?

1338
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,840
Speaker 1: This is from last night at two am. You look

1339
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:07,519
Speaker 1: like you were part of their party. Why were you

1340
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 1: cheering for them? Remember you're part of the empire that

1341
01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:17,240
Speaker 1: builds the mother must Mustard. Well, because of this guy,

1342
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:19,760
Speaker 1: you gotta post that has a lot of money, a

1343
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:23,040
Speaker 1: lot of cards, because we no longer be able to

1344
01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:27,760
Speaker 1: do our renovation. Who took that picture of your right? Uh? Ryan? Ryan?

1345
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:29,880
Speaker 1: Because we we asked the pit boss were like, doud,

1346
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:30,880
Speaker 1: we gotta be able to take a picture of this,

1347
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,840
Speaker 1: like we, I mean, a coach, just take it. Who

1348
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:35,280
Speaker 1: gives a crap? Well, you don't have to ask them,

1349
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:39,040
Speaker 1: just take it. Here's the being polite as I'm telling you,

1350
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:43,439
Speaker 1: it was so much, May I ask if I with

1351
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:46,040
Speaker 1: all due respect, we just weren't allowed to take a

1352
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:48,320
Speaker 1: picture of the tray of money, which I didn't understand.

1353
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,600
Speaker 1: The tray where there they keep They don't want to

1354
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:52,519
Speaker 1: show how much money they have in I guess not.

1355
01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:57,719
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it was. I mean, because usually

1356
01:13:57,760 --> 01:13:59,519
Speaker 1: on a hand like that, you're gonna win to loose

1357
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:05,080
Speaker 1: to you even but one all for three double downs,

1358
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:08,680
Speaker 1: four splits, it was how much made you win? Like

1359
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:13,680
Speaker 1: five dollars five? Yeah, like right at five hundred. It

1360
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:19,519
Speaker 1: was incredible. It was so such an exhilarating moment. I

1361
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:21,920
Speaker 1: saw it. I was twenty one again, but then I

1362
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:24,080
Speaker 1: remember it. I'm a dad with kids. So at three

1363
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:26,080
Speaker 1: thirty in the morning, we packed it up and we

1364
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,840
Speaker 1: went back. We went we went to bed. She just

1365
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:30,519
Speaker 1: set all the chips on your wife. She woke up

1366
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:33,639
Speaker 1: to all these chips in the bed. What happened? Yeah,

1367
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:40,519
Speaker 1: what's all this? Oh man? That was just incredible. I

1368
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:42,120
Speaker 1: wanted to do the same debates or one time I

1369
01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:44,120
Speaker 1: went out to Vegas. I kept trying and trying trying

1370
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:46,439
Speaker 1: to get to a thousand dollars, and then I didn't

1371
01:14:46,479 --> 01:14:48,240
Speaker 1: get to a thousand dollars. I got to zero dollars

1372
01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:51,240
Speaker 1: and I woke up with zero. I walked away up

1373
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:54,519
Speaker 1: over a thousand. I wake up to a thousand dollar tickets, right,

1374
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:56,360
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm saying, Like, I walked away up

1375
01:14:56,439 --> 01:14:59,040
Speaker 1: over a thousand at that table, and usually they have

1376
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:01,360
Speaker 1: a yellow chip up an nana, but they didn't have bananas,

1377
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:04,400
Speaker 1: so they gave me five chips bananas. Cool. I mean,

1378
01:15:04,439 --> 01:15:06,599
Speaker 1: I was like, I want the thousand, like, I mean

1379
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:09,400
Speaker 1: that that is something that that's like a mark, Like wow,

1380
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,760
Speaker 1: I'm an Instagram guy post on instant possible for me

1381
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:15,760
Speaker 1: to get to banana. They didn't have bananas, man, And

1382
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:17,680
Speaker 1: I want eight hundred dollars one time, remember, and I

1383
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:26,479
Speaker 1: bought drinks after that and that was I oh man.

1384
01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:29,479
Speaker 1: So then the next day we I mean we were

1385
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:31,840
Speaker 1: hurting the next day because I mean we were up late,

1386
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,840
Speaker 1: but we went gambled a little bit in the morning

1387
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:38,160
Speaker 1: and then uh, couple people took a nap, so we

1388
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:39,960
Speaker 1: just kind of gambled a little bit around. I was

1389
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:43,439
Speaker 1: I was losing it. The crew also sounds like they're

1390
01:15:43,479 --> 01:15:45,120
Speaker 1: falling apart. You guys. I don't know if you guys

1391
01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:47,120
Speaker 1: are made for five days in Vegas. Well, it was

1392
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:48,960
Speaker 1: only five days, was me and my wife. The other

1393
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:52,120
Speaker 1: people were there for three, so they weren't on vacation.

1394
01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:54,080
Speaker 1: They weren't on vacation. They were just there for the week,

1395
01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:57,400
Speaker 1: you know, they just a Vegas trip, non vacation. Right.

1396
01:15:57,760 --> 01:16:02,320
Speaker 1: I gotta get a new job. So we go out

1397
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:04,639
Speaker 1: to dinner that night because it's it's my birthday. Eat.

1398
01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:08,960
Speaker 1: You know, I'm buying, guys, have whatever you want. We

1399
01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:13,519
Speaker 1: went got sushi, uh somewhere in Caesar's Palace shops. Uh No,

1400
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:16,920
Speaker 1: you didn't go to Manuel's or wasn't me and my

1401
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:19,000
Speaker 1: wife went to Hiviers when we were there by ourselves.

1402
01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:22,040
Speaker 1: But yes, we went to get sushi and it was great.

1403
01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:25,120
Speaker 1: It was amazing, delicious. And then we went down and

1404
01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:27,880
Speaker 1: went down in Caesar's and gambled, and it was my birthday,

1405
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:30,439
Speaker 1: and miss we were just losing, couldn't win, couldn't win.

1406
01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:33,559
Speaker 1: And they and Ryan had this thing at midnight because

1407
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,320
Speaker 1: you're forty, we have to all put a hundred dollars

1408
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:37,920
Speaker 1: on the next hand, and I'm like, guys, we're not winning.

1409
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:40,280
Speaker 1: We don't need to do this. Mirimie. Never go to

1410
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:44,160
Speaker 1: Vegas with Ryan, Well, he's about twelve. NEGRONI is deep. Okay,

1411
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:46,800
Speaker 1: just put it this way. What negronies? I don't know,

1412
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:49,120
Speaker 1: some fancy drink. It's something to drink. You should say

1413
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:55,160
Speaker 1: that word again. So at midnight, hey, it strikes midnight, right,

1414
01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:58,760
Speaker 1: should turn into a pumpkin. What are you looking for? Cinderella?

1415
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:02,760
Speaker 1: And then here come to three ugly fairy god mother

1416
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:06,720
Speaker 1: and tapped in the back? Are uber turned into a

1417
01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:12,040
Speaker 1: cherry of pumpkins? We at midnight? So we all put

1418
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:14,080
Speaker 1: a hundred on the hand, e chant on the hand.

1419
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,400
Speaker 1: I would have got casually gone to the bathroom. This

1420
01:17:16,479 --> 01:17:18,479
Speaker 1: is black jack again black jack. So all of us

1421
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:22,639
Speaker 1: have a hundred dollars out there. Dealer Ace King one?

1422
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:26,360
Speaker 1: That was fun. Did anyone else get twenty one? I

1423
01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:28,600
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know, Ace King. That was it.

1424
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:31,240
Speaker 1: That was it now? But no one else pushed or anything.

1425
01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:35,080
Speaker 1: Every single person lost. That's how we started off my

1426
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:38,880
Speaker 1: forties amazing. Then I'm at another and then we go

1427
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:41,000
Speaker 1: to another casino and I put some money on numbers.

1428
01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:43,240
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Okay, Brandon, what are you

1429
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:46,160
Speaker 1: chasing numbers? What are you doing being my same numbers

1430
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:49,680
Speaker 1: on roulette? What was doing? Keno, No, I don't know

1431
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:54,240
Speaker 1: how to do that, baby. You picked numbers five of them.

1432
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:57,000
Speaker 1: So anyway, I go and putting money on numbers because

1433
01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:58,760
Speaker 1: I'm chasing. Now, I got like, I need to make

1434
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:03,760
Speaker 1: some money, right, and it hits palm trees come up

1435
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:06,080
Speaker 1: on the screen and I'm like, what the hell does

1436
01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:10,439
Speaker 1: palm trees mean? Oh, some of these casinos have slid

1437
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:15,360
Speaker 1: in a third green slot on them. Damn roulette wheel. Yeah,

1438
01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:17,920
Speaker 1: you know how there was zero and zero, there's a

1439
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:21,160
Speaker 1: triple zero now now there's a palm tree. F that.

1440
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:25,599
Speaker 1: So the odds are the odds. No, No, the odds

1441
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:27,559
Speaker 1: are worse because you have a less chance of hitting,

1442
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:30,479
Speaker 1: but the payouts the same. So you gotta pay attention.

1443
01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:32,400
Speaker 1: If you're going to Vegas, you need to look at

1444
01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:35,200
Speaker 1: the roulette wheel because some of them without telling you,

1445
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:37,040
Speaker 1: because the dealer didn't say anything. Hey, just so you know,

1446
01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:39,840
Speaker 1: there's three greens now they just slide it in there,

1447
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:42,320
Speaker 1: and so what is it? One through thirty five and

1448
01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:45,560
Speaker 1: then three greens? It's yeah, they have three greens. But

1449
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:47,080
Speaker 1: they had to get rid of a nough. They kept

1450
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:49,200
Speaker 1: the numbers, so they just made the slot smaller and

1451
01:18:49,240 --> 01:18:51,640
Speaker 1: the ball smaller. They just made it. They made the wheel. No,

1452
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:53,360
Speaker 1: they made the wheel little bigger and put a third

1453
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:56,840
Speaker 1: green in there. And I was so, I was like,

1454
01:18:57,240 --> 01:18:58,920
Speaker 1: are you serious? He was like, yeah, Man, I guess

1455
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:02,320
Speaker 1: I should have told you. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, you think, Bill,

1456
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:05,720
Speaker 1: you think you should have told me. You think you

1457
01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:07,519
Speaker 1: should have told me there was three greens on the

1458
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:09,800
Speaker 1: damn wheel. You wouldn't have played it. I wouldn't have

1459
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:13,320
Speaker 1: played because the payoffs the same. So your odds of

1460
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:16,160
Speaker 1: winning are harder, but the payoffs the same because they

1461
01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:19,439
Speaker 1: had an extree that makes sense, but not cool awesome,

1462
01:19:19,439 --> 01:19:21,320
Speaker 1: I got a palm tree? What did I win? Bill?

1463
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:25,160
Speaker 1: This instant winner? Like when you do scratch off. We

1464
01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:28,960
Speaker 1: got a vacation to a palm tree. You got a

1465
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:32,280
Speaker 1: vacation to a loser vill you population your chips, just

1466
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:36,600
Speaker 1: got a vacation in my bag. So then we go

1467
01:19:36,680 --> 01:19:39,360
Speaker 1: back to the Your chips gotta vacate from you over

1468
01:19:39,439 --> 01:19:43,360
Speaker 1: to me. So let me go over the cromwell because

1469
01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:46,760
Speaker 1: I need to win some money. Right where Sean is

1470
01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:48,920
Speaker 1: he working. No, Sean's not working. But we're at a table.

1471
01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:51,320
Speaker 1: We're at a table, you know what I mean. And

1472
01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:53,760
Speaker 1: I put a hundred out there. Did you ever do

1473
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:58,479
Speaker 1: a five dollar one? Well? No, no, it's I don't know.

1474
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:01,840
Speaker 1: I'm out of chip. I was down to my last hundred.

1475
01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:05,280
Speaker 1: It's just got depressing. You lost everything, So you're down

1476
01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:07,600
Speaker 1: to your last hundred. You go to Las Vegas boulevards.

1477
01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:10,439
Speaker 1: So I'm not judging, coach. I've hit them a few times. Guys,

1478
01:20:10,479 --> 01:20:13,040
Speaker 1: we're about twenty seconds away from him seeing the fountains. Oh,

1479
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:15,000
Speaker 1: you're telling me don't touch. And I was gonna go

1480
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:16,920
Speaker 1: to the boot. I was gonna go to the Buddha.

1481
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:20,560
Speaker 1: They don't touch Buddha. And I tried to. So I

1482
01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:25,880
Speaker 1: put a hundred dollars out there and he gives me

1483
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:30,679
Speaker 1: two eights and he has a five. He wants to split.

1484
01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:32,760
Speaker 1: You know he's doing it. Let him split him. Of

1485
01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:37,679
Speaker 1: course he is. But you only have a hundred. You're

1486
01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:41,560
Speaker 1: all sad your wife. Can I get a hundred of

1487
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:44,559
Speaker 1: the kids fund? So I borrow hundred, please, I don't

1488
01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:50,200
Speaker 1: want to bear, so I borrow hundred three, So double down,

1489
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:53,160
Speaker 1: give me another hundred eight tms right over there, right,

1490
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:56,040
Speaker 1: give me another hundred, so I double down. So we're

1491
01:20:56,040 --> 01:20:59,920
Speaker 1: at three hundred. Right the region's card. We're at three hundred.

1492
01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:09,120
Speaker 1: Next one eight, okay, split him, hey, Ryan, split him

1493
01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:16,240
Speaker 1: and I get a seven, so I'm fifteen. I'll stay there. Good,

1494
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:25,080
Speaker 1: Next one point, next one, and next one two? All right,

1495
01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:30,640
Speaker 1: give another hundred, double down, face down. Wait, you can

1496
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,599
Speaker 1: get a two and then double down on the next one.

1497
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:34,280
Speaker 1: You can double down on in any card. No, no,

1498
01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:36,880
Speaker 1: because I had an eight, right and you got a two,

1499
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:39,000
Speaker 1: So that's tin. Oh, and then you can double down

1500
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:42,000
Speaker 1: the next one because I only have two cards. Okay,

1501
01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:44,559
Speaker 1: I get okay, sorry, because I had split. So we're

1502
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,439
Speaker 1: I think we're a five hundred out there, guys, maybe

1503
01:21:46,479 --> 01:21:51,479
Speaker 1: six hundred. Everyone's money. Yeah, Garrett, he's showing. He's showing.

1504
01:21:51,560 --> 01:21:55,160
Speaker 1: He's showing a six. It's good. And Garrett's puckered again,

1505
01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:59,200
Speaker 1: pacing and he flips over the tin boom, here we go.

1506
01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:07,880
Speaker 1: All right, he's got a hit four. I lost every

1507
01:22:07,960 --> 01:22:11,400
Speaker 1: hind which why would you let this story get this

1508
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:17,160
Speaker 1: to press? Coach? Why would you do that? So, hey, honey,

1509
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,760
Speaker 1: you want to go look at the fountains, you guys

1510
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:24,200
Speaker 1: want to go back to the thoughtless boy coach. I

1511
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:26,280
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna have a good end. Man, are

1512
01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:30,240
Speaker 1: you drunk? Uh? Yeah I was. I was drunk. So

1513
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:33,400
Speaker 1: you were obviously upset about that. But how is everyone

1514
01:22:33,439 --> 01:22:36,360
Speaker 1: else feeling you borrowed their money? They're like, oh, I

1515
01:22:36,479 --> 01:22:39,840
Speaker 1: was like, man, forties, awesome, guys, we haven't won a hand.

1516
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:41,760
Speaker 1: Let's go home. I think I'm gonna go to bed.

1517
01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:45,400
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, I think we should cash out. I

1518
01:22:45,479 --> 01:22:47,040
Speaker 1: was like, I'll get you guys have money in the morning,

1519
01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:50,519
Speaker 1: and we went to bed and I'll see you guys

1520
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:53,680
Speaker 1: at breakfast. It was a little rough and they were

1521
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:55,680
Speaker 1: flying out the next day. It was that Sunday, and

1522
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:58,040
Speaker 1: that's when my wife and I were switching from the

1523
01:22:58,120 --> 01:23:05,160
Speaker 1: Mirage to eight. No, we're switching to a We're switching

1524
01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:07,920
Speaker 1: to a hotel that didn't have a casino because we

1525
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:12,840
Speaker 1: were gonna do the relaxation. He's now eliminating the vice

1526
01:23:12,960 --> 01:23:15,719
Speaker 1: from I'm gonna stay at the Trump Hotel. No casine,

1527
01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:19,439
Speaker 1: out of sight, out of mind. We stayed in a

1528
01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:24,000
Speaker 1: place outside of town with book. We drove to We

1529
01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:29,479
Speaker 1: drove to New Mexico. No casino is there saying the

1530
01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:38,600
Speaker 1: phase real pretty Albuquerque. Always wanted to stay here. So

1531
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:41,839
Speaker 1: we wake up that Sunday morning, July. It's my birthday,

1532
01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:46,840
Speaker 1: and Ryan, Garrett and Missy are flying out and so

1533
01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:49,160
Speaker 1: we say our goodbyes, and you know, I'm just like,

1534
01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:53,000
Speaker 1: I'm still down. I'm still down, and I'm just like, hey, guys,

1535
01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:56,240
Speaker 1: remember when I split those eights and doubled down and

1536
01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:58,800
Speaker 1: I love I mean, that was great. I just kept

1537
01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:01,880
Speaker 1: reliving it. And my wife, we had booked this hotel

1538
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:04,160
Speaker 1: and we show up and she surprised me with a

1539
01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:07,719
Speaker 1: SPA day. She had booked us a day at the spa. Nice.

1540
01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:09,599
Speaker 1: And let me tell you, I've never been to a spa.

1541
01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:12,960
Speaker 1: And I show up and they're like, oh, yeah, come

1542
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:15,280
Speaker 1: on in, and they give me a tour and there's like,

1543
01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:19,120
Speaker 1: well yeah, you can do that. Yeah. And there's like

1544
01:24:19,479 --> 01:24:23,479
Speaker 1: a hot like pool, there's a saw see the cold pool,

1545
01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:26,640
Speaker 1: the what the ice pool? Well, no, they didn't have

1546
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:29,040
Speaker 1: an ice pool, but they had a sauna room, a

1547
01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:33,400
Speaker 1: steam room, and I don't understand the difference. Uh, they

1548
01:24:33,479 --> 01:24:35,479
Speaker 1: have like a chair you sit on in it, it

1549
01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:38,800
Speaker 1: warms with your body temperature, and then they have a

1550
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:41,720
Speaker 1: shower like a rain shower, like different ones, and I mean,

1551
01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:44,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to do this. I've never done this.

1552
01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:46,040
Speaker 1: And I thought my wife, I thought we were doing

1553
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:48,720
Speaker 1: a couple's package, but they separated us right when we

1554
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:51,080
Speaker 1: get there. So I texted, I'm like, so what am

1555
01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:52,920
Speaker 1: I supposed to do? I'm in here with a guy

1556
01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:59,679
Speaker 1: named Enrique, and so I just doesn't have big clothed

1557
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:02,519
Speaker 1: all hour, Enrique, what do we do here? So? Do

1558
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:04,960
Speaker 1: we go to the steam room next week? Come over here?

1559
01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:08,360
Speaker 1: So I had my swimsuits. I had my swimsuit on,

1560
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:10,280
Speaker 1: you know, and so I just tried everything. I tried

1561
01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:14,519
Speaker 1: to take that off. I tried the hot I tried

1562
01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:18,439
Speaker 1: the hot pool, the sauna, the steam room, some other room,

1563
01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:20,439
Speaker 1: the shower. In the shower. Let me tell you, it

1564
01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:23,400
Speaker 1: hits you with freezing cold water and then it gets

1565
01:25:23,479 --> 01:25:29,960
Speaker 1: hot and then freezing cold water was just mell storm.

1566
01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:32,439
Speaker 1: And it's like so it's coming from all angles and

1567
01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:36,640
Speaker 1: it was great welcome through the Golden Show. It was

1568
01:25:36,760 --> 01:25:40,920
Speaker 1: me busy, like you it's not warm wather, that is

1569
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:49,960
Speaker 1: my this you like Mr Gill. So we then after

1570
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:52,400
Speaker 1: about an hour of me being there, they're like, all

1571
01:25:52,439 --> 01:25:55,280
Speaker 1: right now it's your time to get your you know, service,

1572
01:25:55,360 --> 01:25:59,200
Speaker 1: and so I we go and I'm like the service.

1573
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:02,880
Speaker 1: So like I thought this. I thought this was a

1574
01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:05,200
Speaker 1: spall day. And they take me to a room and

1575
01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:09,400
Speaker 1: my wife's in there like the table's like go for it,

1576
01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:12,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like okay. And so these two ladies come

1577
01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:14,280
Speaker 1: in and they talked to us and like, oh, you

1578
01:26:14,320 --> 01:26:16,320
Speaker 1: know about what we're gonna do today. So we're gonna

1579
01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:18,200
Speaker 1: start off with this foot thing and they rub our

1580
01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:20,439
Speaker 1: feet and this bowl of water and they cleanse them

1581
01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:23,120
Speaker 1: and massage your feet. And I'm like, oh great, this

1582
01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:25,240
Speaker 1: is awesome. And I'm like all right, now, you know,

1583
01:26:25,240 --> 01:26:26,880
Speaker 1: we're gonna leave the room and then you can get

1584
01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:29,720
Speaker 1: on this table. Just cover with the towel and we're

1585
01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:32,439
Speaker 1: gonna do a body scrub. I'm like, okay, am I

1586
01:26:32,479 --> 01:26:35,080
Speaker 1: supposed to leave my you know underworld. He's just like

1587
01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:38,000
Speaker 1: we recommend you don't that you don't want to get

1588
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:40,280
Speaker 1: on you know, the sand and your underwear. They wanted

1589
01:26:40,280 --> 01:26:42,599
Speaker 1: to see what you're working with. And I'm like, they

1590
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:44,639
Speaker 1: take pictures of you without, you know, And I'm like okay.

1591
01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:46,400
Speaker 1: So I get on the table, my wife gets on

1592
01:26:46,479 --> 01:26:51,400
Speaker 1: her table and we get on That was the that

1593
01:26:51,479 --> 01:26:53,760
Speaker 1: was the day for me at the pool. Uh So

1594
01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:55,280
Speaker 1: we get on there and these ladies come in and

1595
01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:57,600
Speaker 1: they give us these rub downs. He's like, it's a

1596
01:26:57,640 --> 01:27:01,240
Speaker 1: body scrub with sand, dude. It was so relaxing. It

1597
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:04,559
Speaker 1: was awesome. Then they tell you, okay, you know they

1598
01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:07,800
Speaker 1: ever Robert Kraft. No, no, they didn't Robert Kraft. But

1599
01:27:07,840 --> 01:27:10,000
Speaker 1: we're about to get to Robert. Alright, I'm about to

1600
01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:12,800
Speaker 1: get so then they're like, oh, you know, now you

1601
01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:14,599
Speaker 1: and your wife are gonna have the room for forty

1602
01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:16,800
Speaker 1: five minutes. Do whatever you want, do whatever you want.

1603
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:19,720
Speaker 1: You know. They started the shower for us, like there's

1604
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:22,600
Speaker 1: a big, old, nice shower. They have a nice warm bathtub,

1605
01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:27,600
Speaker 1: bubbles and bottles. They have bottles of ship never lasted. No.

1606
01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:29,439
Speaker 1: I told her. I said, well, well you need about two.

1607
01:27:30,760 --> 01:27:33,960
Speaker 1: But they don't say hook up, but they say, you know,

1608
01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:36,479
Speaker 1: basically whatever you want, yeah, for forty five minutes, and

1609
01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:38,559
Speaker 1: we'll knock you know, when you have five minutes left,

1610
01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:42,760
Speaker 1: hold on, not done yet, and I'll be like we'll

1611
01:27:42,760 --> 01:27:45,760
Speaker 1: do some knocking, all right, coach. That is awesome, it

1612
01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:49,960
Speaker 1: is yeah, So can't you just do that in your

1613
01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:52,559
Speaker 1: hotel room. This is different man, this is I mean,

1614
01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:54,840
Speaker 1: we've had body scrolls had music going. Yeah, they had

1615
01:27:54,880 --> 01:27:57,040
Speaker 1: the nice soft music and like it sounded like, you know,

1616
01:27:57,120 --> 01:27:59,839
Speaker 1: like the waterfall. Yeah, it's like that. It was awesome.

1617
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:05,160
Speaker 1: So we do that. You did it? Yeah in there? Yeah, incredible.

1618
01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:07,280
Speaker 1: My wife probably does not want me telling this on

1619
01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:12,320
Speaker 1: the podcast. Okay, so then you just turn some truck

1620
01:28:12,439 --> 01:28:14,720
Speaker 1: drivers on. Hey, they walk in, they're like, whoa, what

1621
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:17,439
Speaker 1: do you do? That's all we told you. You winked

1622
01:28:17,560 --> 01:28:20,160
Speaker 1: and told me we had to do anything. Yeah, we

1623
01:28:20,280 --> 01:28:25,760
Speaker 1: could do anything. They're like, not that. I'm like, this

1624
01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:28,040
Speaker 1: is just like, I mean, this is crazy. Like I've

1625
01:28:28,080 --> 01:28:29,720
Speaker 1: never been to a small but man, I need to

1626
01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:32,280
Speaker 1: go back. This is incredible. I've never heard of a thing.

1627
01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:39,120
Speaker 1: It was called the romance package. So after the forty

1628
01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:41,280
Speaker 1: five minutes, you know, they knocked and we lay back down,

1629
01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:42,920
Speaker 1: they had cleaned the table, you know, like we're in

1630
01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:50,080
Speaker 1: the shower. They sent unutes basically, so then they bring

1631
01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:52,439
Speaker 1: in the hats bad. So then yeah, yeah, did they

1632
01:28:52,479 --> 01:28:54,720
Speaker 1: clean up they had already cleaned. No, no, no, no

1633
01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:59,320
Speaker 1: after after after well no no, because next is our massage. Man,

1634
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:02,040
Speaker 1: You're gonna was out, and now they're gonna give you

1635
01:29:02,040 --> 01:29:04,480
Speaker 1: a rub Yes, now they're gonna give you a rubdown.

1636
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:08,640
Speaker 1: And so they for an hour give us a massages

1637
01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:12,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is incredible. I mean, just working

1638
01:29:12,040 --> 01:29:14,360
Speaker 1: all the knots out. And they get done with the

1639
01:29:14,479 --> 01:29:18,240
Speaker 1: our massage and then they're like, go ahead, do it again.

1640
01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:23,920
Speaker 1: Like your boy a facial? They give what about your wife?

1641
01:29:24,080 --> 01:29:28,880
Speaker 1: And they gave my wife a faciale Now I don't

1642
01:29:28,920 --> 01:29:31,400
Speaker 1: have to be I'm going to give you a face.

1643
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:38,880
Speaker 1: This is god, they'll face. What is that? I've never

1644
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:41,559
Speaker 1: had a facial in my life, and let me tell

1645
01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:49,240
Speaker 1: you about it was so relaxing. What what is that?

1646
01:29:50,160 --> 01:29:54,080
Speaker 1: They rub all this different They rub all this different

1647
01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:58,200
Speaker 1: stuff on your face. It's not different stuff because no,

1648
01:29:58,439 --> 01:30:00,320
Speaker 1: it is different stuff. And they put it on and

1649
01:30:00,439 --> 01:30:02,280
Speaker 1: peel it off, and then they put more on and

1650
01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:06,640
Speaker 1: peel it off. Some of it was sticky like and

1651
01:30:06,760 --> 01:30:09,719
Speaker 1: they peeled it off. And then but then they start

1652
01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:12,240
Speaker 1: doing this thing on my nose. What to clear the

1653
01:30:12,360 --> 01:30:15,840
Speaker 1: black heads? You want to talk about? It hurt like hell.

1654
01:30:16,479 --> 01:30:18,800
Speaker 1: It was like a needle or something and I just

1655
01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:21,400
Speaker 1: clearing out your poor Oh god, that hurts like hell.

1656
01:30:21,479 --> 01:30:24,840
Speaker 1: But it was very relaxing. And afterwards then they're done

1657
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:27,920
Speaker 1: and our facial because I have one final thing for you.

1658
01:30:33,160 --> 01:30:47,280
Speaker 1: Stop hitting no those so would you like good see?

1659
01:30:48,240 --> 01:30:53,240
Speaker 1: I give you a t now. So we're at the

1660
01:30:53,280 --> 01:30:58,519
Speaker 1: spa all day. I mean it was incredible at least romance.

1661
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:03,040
Speaker 1: Oh man, it was dude, so good, so good. So

1662
01:31:03,160 --> 01:31:05,760
Speaker 1: we get done and we go back to the room

1663
01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:07,439
Speaker 1: and we're like, I guess we should go to dinner,

1664
01:31:07,520 --> 01:31:09,480
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So we go to Naviers

1665
01:31:09,520 --> 01:31:13,040
Speaker 1: at Area, great Mexican favorite if you're ever in Vegas.

1666
01:31:13,120 --> 01:31:15,839
Speaker 1: They might have the best salsa on the plane. Margarita

1667
01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:18,799
Speaker 1: hall openo Margharita delicious. And we're walking into the area

1668
01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:23,680
Speaker 1: and this guy walks by me and he has like

1669
01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:27,040
Speaker 1: looks like bodyguards, and I'm like, holy crap. There goes

1670
01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:31,960
Speaker 1: Tyron lou head coach of the Clippers. Oh yeah, a

1671
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:34,800
Speaker 1: lot of time on his hands walking by me. I

1672
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:37,720
Speaker 1: was like, dang, first celebrity siding. Cool. Then we go

1673
01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:42,320
Speaker 1: to Javier's and we're eating Javiers and this guy walks

1674
01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:45,759
Speaker 1: right by me. I'm like, holy crap. That's Brian Shaw,

1675
01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:48,800
Speaker 1: who's that x NBA player was the head coach of

1676
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:52,040
Speaker 1: the Lakers, and come to find out he was coaching

1677
01:31:52,080 --> 01:31:53,400
Speaker 1: in the G League I think, and now he's going

1678
01:31:53,479 --> 01:31:55,639
Speaker 1: to be an assistant with the Clippers. On my makes

1679
01:31:55,680 --> 01:31:58,080
Speaker 1: sense why they're both there. They were probably meeting about

1680
01:31:58,120 --> 01:32:00,800
Speaker 1: the job or meeting about the upcoming season, talking about

1681
01:32:00,800 --> 01:32:03,000
Speaker 1: the draft. I don't know, but maybe the Clippers are

1682
01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:06,280
Speaker 1: moving to Vegas. Maybe they're moving to Vegas. So we

1683
01:32:06,400 --> 01:32:08,679
Speaker 1: eat Javier's and then we go do a little gambling.

1684
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:14,680
Speaker 1: How's it going, coach? We walk over the Cosmo, you know,

1685
01:32:15,080 --> 01:32:17,400
Speaker 1: and go to the milk bar because my wife wanted

1686
01:32:17,439 --> 01:32:21,880
Speaker 1: those stupid pointless line waited in that line with Bazer

1687
01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:29,280
Speaker 1: for about cake may have great cake apparently take two balls.

1688
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:34,840
Speaker 1: Thank you so hi, and uld you work here too? Oh,

1689
01:32:35,120 --> 01:32:46,720
Speaker 1: welcome Mr gibble Cakes. So then we gamble a little bit,

1690
01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:49,160
Speaker 1: win a couple hundred bucks, you know what I mean, Like, yeah,

1691
01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:52,040
Speaker 1: it feels good. And then we start walking back. They

1692
01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:59,400
Speaker 1: starts storming. It's raining desert, yeah right, severe thunderstorm warning

1693
01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:02,600
Speaker 1: or what. And it starts and it wins blowing, and

1694
01:33:02,720 --> 01:33:05,479
Speaker 1: so we're getting back to our hotel and we go

1695
01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:10,120
Speaker 1: in this because I got the I got the pregnant

1696
01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:11,479
Speaker 1: wife with me, you know what I mean. And we're

1697
01:33:11,479 --> 01:33:13,600
Speaker 1: trying not to get drenched, and so we run in

1698
01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:18,400
Speaker 1: the door and the guy's like, this is a residence tower, right, Oh,

1699
01:33:19,160 --> 01:33:20,960
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Is there a way to get to

1700
01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:23,240
Speaker 1: the hotel from here without going back out the raine?

1701
01:33:23,960 --> 01:33:26,320
Speaker 1: And he goes, well, we'll make an exception this time

1702
01:33:26,320 --> 01:33:29,360
Speaker 1: because she's pregnant. So we walk over to the elevator

1703
01:33:30,160 --> 01:33:32,679
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, we'll let that elevator go up. Like, okay,

1704
01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:35,160
Speaker 1: it's a bunch of chicks I hear on there. And

1705
01:33:35,280 --> 01:33:37,639
Speaker 1: then the guy's like I hear, guy. The door won't close.

1706
01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:39,640
Speaker 1: The door won't close. And then the guy goes, oh,

1707
01:33:39,680 --> 01:33:41,519
Speaker 1: you can get on this elevator. And so we get

1708
01:33:41,560 --> 01:33:45,040
Speaker 1: on with those people and I look up and I'm like,

1709
01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:52,599
Speaker 1: I don't know who that I looked up, big dude.

1710
01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:55,280
Speaker 1: And we're like trying to get the elevator to work,

1711
01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:58,800
Speaker 1: and I'm like, dang, I don't know what's going on.

1712
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:01,160
Speaker 1: So they're like scared, and I'm like, man, the book

1713
01:34:01,160 --> 01:34:02,920
Speaker 1: I'm reading right now. They get stuck in the elevator

1714
01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:05,640
Speaker 1: in Minnesota and they're yeah, and they're like, oh, hell no,

1715
01:34:05,840 --> 01:34:08,120
Speaker 1: hell No, everybody gets off. We get off the elevator,

1716
01:34:08,120 --> 01:34:10,160
Speaker 1: we go on the next one, not like that's crazy,

1717
01:34:10,200 --> 01:34:13,000
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And and so we get in there

1718
01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:14,960
Speaker 1: and we're like, can you hit a four or seventeen

1719
01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:17,680
Speaker 1: four US? And the guys like yeah, he goes. But

1720
01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:19,639
Speaker 1: if we get stuck, I'll just houg all the oxygen

1721
01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:22,680
Speaker 1: up here. And I'm Mike, Yeah, but you know what,

1722
01:34:23,120 --> 01:34:25,120
Speaker 1: if we do get stuck, you gotta be honest with you.

1723
01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:28,160
Speaker 1: You're the biggest guy. We're gonna eat you first. And

1724
01:34:28,280 --> 01:34:29,880
Speaker 1: he kind of laughs. I was like, all right, see

1725
01:34:29,880 --> 01:34:32,320
Speaker 1: you later, coach. When does he punch you? Now? He

1726
01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:33,680
Speaker 1: never punched me. I was like, you guys have a

1727
01:34:33,720 --> 01:34:37,200
Speaker 1: good night. Can you guys guess who it was? It

1728
01:34:37,360 --> 01:34:41,280
Speaker 1: was Taco Fall. No, you're never gonna guess what sport

1729
01:34:41,360 --> 01:34:48,560
Speaker 1: does football? What teams in Vegas? Marcus Mariana, Nope, but

1730
01:34:48,680 --> 01:34:52,840
Speaker 1: he does play for that team. Derek Carr, Nope, but

1731
01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:55,880
Speaker 1: he does play for that team. Chucky, No, he doesn't.

1732
01:34:56,280 --> 01:35:01,759
Speaker 1: Chucky is the coach. Henry Ruggs. Nope, Oh it was Henry.

1733
01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:06,920
Speaker 1: Oh he was gonna guess Henry run the fourth Renfroe

1734
01:35:08,920 --> 01:35:12,679
Speaker 1: the running back. Oh, wait, wait, who who's the running back?

1735
01:35:13,479 --> 01:35:17,200
Speaker 1: Who's that? Oh? Oh yeah, Josh Jacob Jacobs. No, he's

1736
01:35:17,240 --> 01:35:20,640
Speaker 1: not talk coach. Who's the mac mac Khalil Mack? He

1737
01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:25,679
Speaker 1: plays with the Bears. Oh it's Chucky, he's the coach.

1738
01:35:29,120 --> 01:35:31,240
Speaker 1: Was it one of the Vegas Nights players? It was

1739
01:35:31,240 --> 01:35:34,880
Speaker 1: a football player, Raider Couch. Do you want me to

1740
01:35:34,920 --> 01:35:39,080
Speaker 1: tell you? Yeah, Carl Nassa. I don't even know who

1741
01:35:39,120 --> 01:35:41,080
Speaker 1: that is. He's the one that just came out as gay,

1742
01:35:41,240 --> 01:35:43,439
Speaker 1: the first active NFL player that came out. Did you

1743
01:35:43,479 --> 01:35:46,920
Speaker 1: tell him congratulations? No? I didn't. He's like, well, I'm

1744
01:35:46,920 --> 01:35:49,280
Speaker 1: gonna come out of the elevator. What what are you

1745
01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:51,960
Speaker 1: talking about, man, coach? When you said we're gonna eat

1746
01:35:52,040 --> 01:35:55,200
Speaker 1: you first? Yeah, well I had to beca's not the

1747
01:35:55,360 --> 01:35:57,400
Speaker 1: right thing to say. No, it is because he's the

1748
01:35:57,439 --> 01:36:01,479
Speaker 1: biggest guy. And I thought it was funny, and I

1749
01:36:01,600 --> 01:36:03,120
Speaker 1: was like, right when I walked in, I saw him

1750
01:36:03,120 --> 01:36:07,760
Speaker 1: and I was like, holy crap, that's crazy. That was

1751
01:36:07,800 --> 01:36:10,720
Speaker 1: pretty cool. I wrote an elevator with a slab and

1752
01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:13,120
Speaker 1: told him I was gonna eat him. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah,

1753
01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:18,720
Speaker 1: he probably thought you were saying something, coach. I don't

1754
01:36:18,760 --> 01:36:20,640
Speaker 1: I just think there was something better to say than

1755
01:36:20,680 --> 01:36:23,560
Speaker 1: we're gonna eat you. Well, he's because I get it

1756
01:36:23,600 --> 01:36:26,400
Speaker 1: because it was talking about the elevating stuff from here's

1757
01:36:26,520 --> 01:36:29,720
Speaker 1: he's coming from. They could have a different meaning. Oh

1758
01:36:31,760 --> 01:36:33,760
Speaker 1: so then I talked. I was like, man, I can't believe.

1759
01:36:33,840 --> 01:36:35,200
Speaker 1: And I was telling my wife. She's like, you should

1760
01:36:35,200 --> 01:36:40,080
Speaker 1: send him a message on Instagram. So I'm gonna eat you. Yeah,

1761
01:36:40,080 --> 01:36:42,360
Speaker 1: I said, thanks for the ride up the elevator, you

1762
01:36:42,439 --> 01:36:44,360
Speaker 1: saved the pregnant wife from a walk in the rain

1763
01:36:45,720 --> 01:36:52,639
Speaker 1: for the ride, can't wait to eat you. Sorry, Please

1764
01:36:52,680 --> 01:36:54,320
Speaker 1: tell me you said something about eating him again. Sorry,

1765
01:36:54,320 --> 01:36:59,840
Speaker 1: I had a big Please tell me maybe you did it?

1766
01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:06,160
Speaker 1: D m N Right now is that when he thanks

1767
01:37:06,200 --> 01:37:08,719
Speaker 1: for the ride of the elevator, you saved the pregnant

1768
01:37:08,760 --> 01:37:11,000
Speaker 1: wife from a walk in the rain. Sorry, I had

1769
01:37:11,040 --> 01:37:12,760
Speaker 1: to pick you to eat if we got stuck. Oh

1770
01:37:12,840 --> 01:37:15,840
Speaker 1: my gosh, but the biggest guy has the most meat.

1771
01:37:17,560 --> 01:37:21,800
Speaker 1: You sent meat. He thinks you're hitting on him. Good

1772
01:37:21,880 --> 01:37:24,519
Speaker 1: luck this season? Oh my god. I guess what he

1773
01:37:24,560 --> 01:37:31,799
Speaker 1: said back? Nothing? Nothing, thank god, thank goodness. Wow. Khalil

1774
01:37:31,920 --> 01:37:35,080
Speaker 1: mack No, what's his name called? Nassa? Are on Nassa

1775
01:37:36,560 --> 01:37:38,640
Speaker 1: I thought that was crazy, which I wouldn't recognize him.

1776
01:37:38,640 --> 01:37:41,559
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even know what he looked like. Yeah, guys,

1777
01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:44,080
Speaker 1: since we're talking about Vegas. Not to segue or anything,

1778
01:37:44,120 --> 01:37:45,439
Speaker 1: but I just want to give a quick shout out

1779
01:37:45,479 --> 01:37:49,200
Speaker 1: to Sean Price, Oh the dealer. He sent some the

1780
01:37:49,240 --> 01:37:53,200
Speaker 1: guy from the Cromwell, maybe he sent some Oakland A swag.

1781
01:37:53,360 --> 01:37:55,280
Speaker 1: I will be giving the hat to Boomer. I will

1782
01:37:55,320 --> 01:38:00,759
Speaker 1: be copying the T shirt. But Oakland is close to Vegas.

1783
01:38:00,920 --> 01:38:02,679
Speaker 1: So wa wait, he sent us something and you're gonna

1784
01:38:02,720 --> 01:38:05,320
Speaker 1: give it to Boomer? We don't get it. He also

1785
01:38:05,520 --> 01:38:09,320
Speaker 1: sent uh mask for when the Delta variant? No, no, no,

1786
01:38:09,760 --> 01:38:11,800
Speaker 1: you know, I understand, but why do you Why does

1787
01:38:11,840 --> 01:38:14,200
Speaker 1: Boomer get the A's gear and we don't. He didn't

1788
01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:16,240
Speaker 1: send it to damn Boomer. He said to give it

1789
01:38:16,360 --> 01:38:21,839
Speaker 1: to Boomer. No, no, he mailed it to the sword losers,

1790
01:38:21,880 --> 01:38:23,960
Speaker 1: and Ray's just gonna give it to the Boomer who

1791
01:38:24,160 --> 01:38:25,920
Speaker 1: was the only guy that had a cardboard cut out

1792
01:38:25,960 --> 01:38:29,240
Speaker 1: at the A's. Yeah me, well, I would give you

1793
01:38:29,320 --> 01:38:30,640
Speaker 1: the shirt, but maybe I don't know if it's the

1794
01:38:30,680 --> 01:38:33,920
Speaker 1: perfect material you like to run in to run in,

1795
01:38:34,000 --> 01:38:35,760
Speaker 1: but I can wear it. But I did. I mean

1796
01:38:35,960 --> 01:38:38,000
Speaker 1: my old A shirt that I used for the photo

1797
01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:40,000
Speaker 1: for the cardboard cutout. We all signed it and we

1798
01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:41,479
Speaker 1: mailed it to some listeners. I don't even know if

1799
01:38:41,520 --> 01:38:43,160
Speaker 1: they ever got it. But they don't know if they

1800
01:38:43,200 --> 01:38:45,639
Speaker 1: still listen to the pod. But anyway, back to Vegas, guys.

1801
01:38:45,840 --> 01:38:47,720
Speaker 1: So the next day, the wife and I we hung

1802
01:38:47,760 --> 01:38:49,760
Speaker 1: out at the pool, not the topless pools. Are we

1803
01:38:49,800 --> 01:38:52,840
Speaker 1: still up or down? We're up right, We're still down.

1804
01:38:53,720 --> 01:38:55,280
Speaker 1: We're still down. So we hang out at the pool

1805
01:38:55,320 --> 01:38:59,320
Speaker 1: all day and we just chill and have a drink. Oh,

1806
01:38:59,400 --> 01:39:01,519
Speaker 1: you're pregnant. She can't have a drink. So I have

1807
01:39:01,640 --> 01:39:04,760
Speaker 1: some drinks and we just relax. For me, I fall

1808
01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:07,479
Speaker 1: asleep at the pool. And then that night we're like, oh,

1809
01:39:07,560 --> 01:39:10,160
Speaker 1: we should probably go get some brother some food. So

1810
01:39:10,280 --> 01:39:12,240
Speaker 1: we go to that we're looking up thinking about and

1811
01:39:13,360 --> 01:39:14,680
Speaker 1: and so we're like, man, we we need to try

1812
01:39:14,720 --> 01:39:16,880
Speaker 1: a restaurant. We haven't tried, you know. So we go

1813
01:39:16,960 --> 01:39:19,920
Speaker 1: to the down under the park at MGM and we

1814
01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:23,920
Speaker 1: go to best best Friends is the restaurant? Okay, no

1815
01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:27,720
Speaker 1: best fiends, no best friends. That's that's the game. And

1816
01:39:27,800 --> 01:39:31,480
Speaker 1: let me tell you, guys, delicious the food was amazing,

1817
01:39:32,320 --> 01:39:36,360
Speaker 1: amazingly good, so freaking good. So we show up and

1818
01:39:36,400 --> 01:39:37,800
Speaker 1: we're like, oh, we're just trying to get a table

1819
01:39:37,840 --> 01:39:39,280
Speaker 1: for two, and they're like, do you have a reservation.

1820
01:39:39,400 --> 01:39:41,479
Speaker 1: We're like no. She's like, well, we can't get you

1821
01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:44,240
Speaker 1: in for like forty minutes. We're like, all right, yeah,

1822
01:39:44,280 --> 01:39:45,960
Speaker 1: I just put our name down call us. And so

1823
01:39:46,080 --> 01:39:47,960
Speaker 1: we walked through the because she had never seen the

1824
01:39:48,040 --> 01:39:52,479
Speaker 1: remodel because it used to be Monty Carlo. We did

1825
01:39:52,520 --> 01:39:56,040
Speaker 1: stay at Monte Carlo Vegas trip and we did Fantasy. Yeah,

1826
01:39:56,280 --> 01:39:58,840
Speaker 1: and so we go and we walked by this one

1827
01:39:58,880 --> 01:40:00,639
Speaker 1: table and we're like, oh, it's sit down and play

1828
01:40:00,640 --> 01:40:03,799
Speaker 1: for a little bit. And we start playing and guys,

1829
01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:11,600
Speaker 1: the cards start rolling start they cancel that reservation. The

1830
01:40:11,800 --> 01:40:16,439
Speaker 1: cards start rolling down. What did I do? Guys? If

1831
01:40:17,240 --> 01:40:20,080
Speaker 1: another toner, if I had if I had a fifteen

1832
01:40:20,120 --> 01:40:22,080
Speaker 1: the dealer showing seven, I'd hit I'd get a three.

1833
01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:23,720
Speaker 1: And I was just like, this is this is a sign.

1834
01:40:24,160 --> 01:40:27,240
Speaker 1: I just start like and I'm starting to win. And

1835
01:40:27,280 --> 01:40:29,639
Speaker 1: there's me, my wife and two guys at the table

1836
01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:32,120
Speaker 1: and then one of the guys insides to sit out,

1837
01:40:32,160 --> 01:40:34,080
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, man, why are you gonna sit out?

1838
01:40:34,120 --> 01:40:37,760
Speaker 1: It's rolling? Well, yeah, if the cards are rolling, you

1839
01:40:37,800 --> 01:40:39,880
Speaker 1: want to keep everything to say, you're not allowed to leave.

1840
01:40:40,360 --> 01:40:43,120
Speaker 1: So then he so he sits, He sits out, and

1841
01:40:43,120 --> 01:40:45,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, we'll keep playing. It starts rolling

1842
01:40:45,400 --> 01:40:48,400
Speaker 1: even better, guys, and then the chicks chips are stacking

1843
01:40:48,520 --> 01:40:52,840
Speaker 1: and stacking and stacking, and then the shoe ends. So

1844
01:40:52,960 --> 01:40:54,439
Speaker 1: they're got a shuffle and the wife's like, oh, we

1845
01:40:54,439 --> 01:40:56,880
Speaker 1: should probably go. There's only five minutes. It was like, honey,

1846
01:40:57,240 --> 01:40:59,920
Speaker 1: we cannot leave right now. She's like her and she's like,

1847
01:41:00,360 --> 01:41:02,160
Speaker 1: I know you don't want to leave. Okay, we'll stay

1848
01:41:02,200 --> 01:41:03,800
Speaker 1: for a few hands. She's like, well I'm gonna leave you.

1849
01:41:03,960 --> 01:41:07,679
Speaker 1: So we start playing plant Plant and I'm hot, chips

1850
01:41:07,720 --> 01:41:10,680
Speaker 1: are getting what about the dinner reservation? Well, yeah, the

1851
01:41:10,720 --> 01:41:15,280
Speaker 1: dinner reservation has coming gone okay. I mean my pregnant wife,

1852
01:41:15,520 --> 01:41:17,960
Speaker 1: I think said the food was good. She needs is

1853
01:41:18,040 --> 01:41:20,240
Speaker 1: food for your unborn kid. And at the table and

1854
01:41:20,320 --> 01:41:23,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, guys, this is this I'm feeding have a problem.

1855
01:41:24,000 --> 01:41:25,559
Speaker 1: They're starting. She goes, I know you don't want to leave,

1856
01:41:25,560 --> 01:41:26,920
Speaker 1: and I said, look, if I lose three hands in

1857
01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:30,040
Speaker 1: a row, will leave. Three three, I got a number

1858
01:41:30,120 --> 01:41:32,840
Speaker 1: for you. Hit a phone number. Yeah, can you tell

1859
01:41:32,840 --> 01:41:36,439
Speaker 1: me it please? So, yeah, is long onto my Appotle.

1860
01:41:38,520 --> 01:41:40,200
Speaker 1: We get about halfway through the next shoe and I

1861
01:41:40,320 --> 01:41:42,360
Speaker 1: lose three in a row. Get out, go to dinner,

1862
01:41:42,439 --> 01:41:47,960
Speaker 1: so we cash out. Guys made in that forty minutes.

1863
01:41:48,640 --> 01:41:53,640
Speaker 1: Holy we missed five phone calls from the restaurant and

1864
01:41:53,720 --> 01:41:55,439
Speaker 1: we texted him like, oh my gosh, sorry, we didn't

1865
01:41:55,439 --> 01:41:57,280
Speaker 1: see it ring you know you saw that table. Yep.

1866
01:41:57,880 --> 01:42:01,400
Speaker 1: So we made thes and we got to eat unbelievable.

1867
01:42:01,439 --> 01:42:05,719
Speaker 1: How much was the dinner? It was like one thirty

1868
01:42:06,880 --> 01:42:10,280
Speaker 1: and once again they didn't have banana chips, so they

1869
01:42:10,320 --> 01:42:13,680
Speaker 1: gave me five purple chips. Did you pay dinner with

1870
01:42:13,760 --> 01:42:17,800
Speaker 1: your chips? No? No, no, but dude, So we left up.

1871
01:42:18,080 --> 01:42:21,120
Speaker 1: We want some money on the Vegas trip coaster. And

1872
01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:22,840
Speaker 1: he went on a roller coaster and you went on one.

1873
01:42:23,280 --> 01:42:25,519
Speaker 1: I went on a real one though, and I'll tell

1874
01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:30,120
Speaker 1: you what, Yeah, the one one thing I did see that.

1875
01:42:30,240 --> 01:42:31,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I was just like, I hope I never

1876
01:42:31,720 --> 01:42:33,320
Speaker 1: get you told no, I hope I never get to

1877
01:42:33,439 --> 01:42:36,519
Speaker 1: that point. We're having lunch at the Mirrage is back

1878
01:42:36,520 --> 01:42:37,680
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the trip, and I was like,

1879
01:42:37,680 --> 01:42:38,880
Speaker 1: I gotta go to the bathroom. And I run to

1880
01:42:38,920 --> 01:42:41,400
Speaker 1: the bathroom real quick, and there's a guy on the

1881
01:42:41,479 --> 01:42:45,240
Speaker 1: slot machine playing and he has his three little kids

1882
01:42:45,600 --> 01:42:49,080
Speaker 1: sitting against the wall. That's all time low. I mean

1883
01:42:49,400 --> 01:42:51,200
Speaker 1: they started to get up and he goes, no, against

1884
01:42:51,240 --> 01:42:55,360
Speaker 1: the wall, rank, stay against the wall, crank. I mean

1885
01:42:56,360 --> 01:43:00,599
Speaker 1: family trip. And these three girls, probably ten and six,

1886
01:43:01,520 --> 01:43:03,840
Speaker 1: just sitting against the wall. Breaks my heart. And I

1887
01:43:03,960 --> 01:43:06,559
Speaker 1: was like, man, did you win? No? I didn't see

1888
01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:08,760
Speaker 1: him win anything. That'll be you after the little one

1889
01:43:08,840 --> 01:43:11,479
Speaker 1: was born. Man, I was like, I hope I never

1890
01:43:11,520 --> 01:43:13,520
Speaker 1: get to that level. But guys, it was an amazing

1891
01:43:13,720 --> 01:43:17,960
Speaker 1: Vegas tree, amazing, so much fun, so much fun. And

1892
01:43:18,040 --> 01:43:21,640
Speaker 1: then Lunch's birthday, Uh, we'll just do it Wednesday. Uh

1893
01:43:22,479 --> 01:43:26,880
Speaker 1: chacka Pelooza is going to be on Wednesday. What is that? Uh?

1894
01:43:27,040 --> 01:43:31,360
Speaker 1: The Sore Losers Nation got him unbelievable gifts that they

1895
01:43:31,439 --> 01:43:33,880
Speaker 1: want to present him on Wednesday. So I flumed them

1896
01:43:33,880 --> 01:43:35,799
Speaker 1: all in and they're gonna be here in the studio

1897
01:43:35,840 --> 01:43:38,720
Speaker 1: all right. I mean, guys, we didn't even talk. We

1898
01:43:38,760 --> 01:43:41,120
Speaker 1: didn't even get to talk about the about any sport.

1899
01:43:41,360 --> 01:43:44,320
Speaker 1: There is so much to talk vacation, right, go ahead,

1900
01:43:44,400 --> 01:43:46,519
Speaker 1: mine can be gloss over. Just listen to the Big Show.

1901
01:43:47,560 --> 01:43:50,040
Speaker 1: I just will no, no, I mean I really just

1902
01:43:50,080 --> 01:43:53,559
Speaker 1: went to Michigan, went to Boomers game, Bazier head, boob surgery.

1903
01:43:53,680 --> 01:43:55,880
Speaker 1: She got the triple ds, moved up a little bit,

1904
01:43:56,000 --> 01:43:59,759
Speaker 1: she's happy with them, and then she got liposuction, completely

1905
01:43:59,800 --> 01:44:02,400
Speaker 1: new body and we were resting recovery mode the whole

1906
01:44:02,439 --> 01:44:12,240
Speaker 1: acreaking like she's not Pamil And know who's that girl

1907
01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:20,120
Speaker 1: that died? Man? But there's I mean Boomer win. He

1908
01:44:20,360 --> 01:44:23,040
Speaker 1: they got third in the entire state of Michigan. The

1909
01:44:23,200 --> 01:44:26,120
Speaker 1: town of the population of four thousand was playing Grand

1910
01:44:26,280 --> 01:44:32,400
Speaker 1: Rapids Kalamazoo Detroit. Dude to four thousand kids, they didn't

1911
01:44:32,439 --> 01:44:34,800
Speaker 1: drink the water, do they know? But I mean the

1912
01:44:34,840 --> 01:44:37,360
Speaker 1: fact they play a city that has six hundred thousand

1913
01:44:37,439 --> 01:44:40,120
Speaker 1: people and they compete with him blows my mind. Yeah.

1914
01:44:40,120 --> 01:44:42,160
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the movie Hoosiers? That's what it was.

1915
01:44:42,400 --> 01:44:46,400
Speaker 1: What Boomer play. He's first base, left field, and picture.

1916
01:44:46,439 --> 01:44:48,360
Speaker 1: I mean he can go anywhere, but he's mainly picture.

1917
01:44:49,240 --> 01:44:52,400
Speaker 1: But he's thirteen on a almost fifteen year old team.

1918
01:44:52,439 --> 01:44:55,599
Speaker 1: It's a very old team. He's a starting pitcher. Uh

1919
01:44:56,160 --> 01:44:57,560
Speaker 1: he pitched the first game that I went there. He

1920
01:44:57,680 --> 01:45:02,800
Speaker 1: was a relievers. Wow. Yeah, I mean sports, there's so much.

1921
01:45:02,840 --> 01:45:04,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't even know where I will Well, yeah,

1922
01:45:04,720 --> 01:45:06,400
Speaker 1: we'll talk about that one there, but we're gonna be

1923
01:45:06,439 --> 01:45:10,439
Speaker 1: like two weeks behind. That's okay. When did the Olympics end?

1924
01:45:10,840 --> 01:45:13,120
Speaker 1: I have no idea he wanted to open with the Olympics.

1925
01:45:13,160 --> 01:45:14,720
Speaker 1: I know he did. I wanted to. I wanted to

1926
01:45:14,760 --> 01:45:16,839
Speaker 1: open with the Gold Cup. That was not the Olympics.

1927
01:45:17,720 --> 01:45:19,960
Speaker 1: Thought it was. I thought it was because it was

1928
01:45:20,040 --> 01:45:22,839
Speaker 1: gold and we're all gold. This gold that in USA,

1929
01:45:23,200 --> 01:45:25,560
Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't know as a producer, that was

1930
01:45:25,640 --> 01:45:29,040
Speaker 1: not the best open. I'm going to open with the

1931
01:45:29,120 --> 01:45:33,840
Speaker 1: Old Cup in the Olympics, USA, US. And I got

1932
01:45:33,920 --> 01:45:37,160
Speaker 1: bad news, guys. Bock Box is closed all week. They're

1933
01:45:37,160 --> 01:45:42,080
Speaker 1: on vacation. A restaurant can take vacation. I think I'll

1934
01:45:42,080 --> 01:45:44,800
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I believe it's only two guys

1935
01:45:44,880 --> 01:45:48,680
Speaker 1: that worked there backing box. Remember, because I got an

1936
01:45:48,720 --> 01:45:52,080
Speaker 1: email from Ben It says coaches. I'm fired up today.

1937
01:45:52,120 --> 01:45:55,000
Speaker 1: Headed the Lakeside Lounge to try the chicken. The girlfriend

1938
01:45:55,040 --> 01:45:56,880
Speaker 1: doesn't like bar food, so I'm hoping this will this

1939
01:45:57,000 --> 01:45:59,080
Speaker 1: one will impress. It's not bar food food. And then

1940
01:45:59,120 --> 01:46:03,080
Speaker 1: he said, fourteen minutes later, coaches, now I'm really fired up.

1941
01:46:03,200 --> 01:46:05,840
Speaker 1: Box boxes only open Monday through Friday eleven to three.

1942
01:46:05,920 --> 01:46:08,320
Speaker 1: What a rookie mistake and a bore salt on the wound.

1943
01:46:08,320 --> 01:46:10,600
Speaker 1: They're on vacation all next week. We got back in

1944
01:46:10,640 --> 01:46:12,080
Speaker 1: the car and the girlfriend looked at me and said,

1945
01:46:12,280 --> 01:46:15,160
Speaker 1: the Lord works in mysterious ways. Definitely not her scene.

1946
01:46:15,439 --> 01:46:17,800
Speaker 1: Still going to find a way to try the best

1947
01:46:17,920 --> 01:46:22,000
Speaker 1: chicken in Nashville. I'll let you know win. No, stop,

1948
01:46:23,360 --> 01:46:25,920
Speaker 1: it's not even compared well, but they're closed, so that's

1949
01:46:25,960 --> 01:46:27,800
Speaker 1: not even an option. But he's saying he's gonna find

1950
01:46:27,800 --> 01:46:29,519
Speaker 1: a way. I'll let you know win and we can

1951
01:46:29,560 --> 01:46:32,479
Speaker 1: pound some seltzers. Find this band on vacation. No, I

1952
01:46:32,479 --> 01:46:34,880
Speaker 1: don't know where he's from. Maybe he's from Murphy's Boro.

1953
01:46:35,560 --> 01:46:37,280
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's from out of town. I understand

1954
01:46:37,320 --> 01:46:39,040
Speaker 1: that he's gonna drive the girlfriend back just to take

1955
01:46:39,080 --> 01:46:41,759
Speaker 1: to that chicken place. So yes, if you're coming to Nashville,

1956
01:46:41,760 --> 01:46:43,800
Speaker 1: it's Monday through Friday eleven three, except for this week

1957
01:46:43,840 --> 01:46:46,080
Speaker 1: it's closed, And guys, we need to hear about that. Ben,

1958
01:46:46,200 --> 01:46:48,479
Speaker 1: come to a conclusion for the Sore Losers Nation, are

1959
01:46:48,560 --> 01:46:50,640
Speaker 1: we doing a fantasy football? If we're not, we need

1960
01:46:50,680 --> 01:46:53,240
Speaker 1: to direct everybody to the Sore Losers Nation facebook page

1961
01:46:53,280 --> 01:46:57,720
Speaker 1: to join that fantasy football. That's directed from Chris Sore

1962
01:46:57,760 --> 01:47:00,679
Speaker 1: Losers Chris. He they need answers. We will give those

1963
01:47:01,160 --> 01:47:07,040
Speaker 1: coming up. Done, done, done, All right, guys, Birthday extravaganzas Wednesday.

1964
01:47:07,040 --> 01:47:08,840
Speaker 1: It's well and we'll talk. We'll catch up on the

1965
01:47:08,880 --> 01:47:11,360
Speaker 1: sports every now on Wednesday to It is gonna be

1966
01:47:11,680 --> 01:47:16,280
Speaker 1: a thousand dollar episode in more ways than one. And

1967
01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:19,080
Speaker 1: I'll hang up and listen. Boys. All right, there you go,

1968
01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:24,040
Speaker 1: All right, we're done. Happy Monday, Welcome back, Welcome back.

1969
01:47:24,200 --> 01:47:30,719
Speaker 1: Congratulations on listening to the first ever two hour Sore

1970
01:47:30,840 --> 01:47:34,320
Speaker 1: Losers podcasts, and was really two hours, one hour and

1971
01:47:34,400 --> 01:47:38,320
Speaker 1: fifty minutes. Did not realize that, coach. I mean, I'm

1972
01:47:38,360 --> 01:47:40,960
Speaker 1: falling to sleep over here. The stories are great, but

1973
01:47:41,040 --> 01:47:44,560
Speaker 1: I'm falling asleep. If you've made it this long, we

1974
01:47:44,720 --> 01:47:49,000
Speaker 1: salute you. There's no one listening to the whole thing.

1975
01:47:49,240 --> 01:47:51,000
Speaker 1: All right, Well, then I did know we did two

1976
01:47:51,040 --> 01:47:53,760
Speaker 1: hours with my family. Oh I heard the first hour

1977
01:47:53,880 --> 01:47:56,200
Speaker 1: was all figuring out the audience first thirteen minutes. Yeah,

1978
01:47:56,400 --> 01:47:59,320
Speaker 1: it's pretty funny. If nobody's listening, then hey, come in here.

1979
01:47:59,360 --> 01:48:01,880
Speaker 1: I put a thumb. But if you're listening to this

1980
01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:04,680
Speaker 1: part of the podcast, tweet us. I want to know

1981
01:48:04,760 --> 01:48:08,400
Speaker 1: who you are. Come here, spank a come slap me

1982
01:48:08,479 --> 01:48:11,920
Speaker 1: across the face with y'all big one. You want to face.

1983
01:48:12,120 --> 01:48:17,439
Speaker 1: You said nobody's listening, so you say that a goodbye everyone,