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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Weday mornings on that's twenties. Hello, this is Detective James

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Speaker 1: Birthday calling from the Federal Bureau of Investigations. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Cameron. Uh yeah, Yes, I am from I'm

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Speaker 1: well agent. Technically I'm with the FBI. It's called as

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Speaker 1: being recorded. My name is James Birthday. You may call

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Speaker 1: me Jimmy if you want to. I go by Jimmy Birthday.

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Speaker 1: That is my full name if you need to write

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Speaker 1: it down. I need to speak with you though about

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Speaker 1: an issue that happened in your apartment complex in the

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Speaker 1: elevator the other day. Did the people in the office

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Speaker 1: call you? Are they trying to put this on me

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Speaker 1: like like a legal thing right now? I'm sorry, what

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Speaker 1: do you mean by that? I got stuck in the

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Speaker 1: elevator the other day for like two and a half hours.

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Speaker 1: Are trying to make a delivery, do a little uber,

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Speaker 1: eat some aside, and now the apartment complex is trying

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Speaker 1: to tell me somehow it's mind fault that I got

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Speaker 1: stuck in the elevator. I can tell you're upset by this,

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Speaker 1: and I want to let you know that I believe

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Speaker 1: you that you did not cause the elevator to malfunction.

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Speaker 1: I do believe you. I've seen the video. Is there

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Speaker 1: a reason you're you're calling instead, or well, this is

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Speaker 1: a much bigger issue than just you and the elevator.

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Speaker 1: Do you care to elaborator? Well, you were stuck on

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Speaker 1: the elevator for two hours. I've seen the video. Not

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Speaker 1: that interesting to me, but apparently interesting to a lot

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Speaker 1: of people on the internet. Website. What they post us

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Speaker 1: to YouTube? What are retire? Oh no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: not enough perverts on YouTube for these people. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't like naked on the elevator. You were just

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Speaker 1: in the elevator for two hours, killing time, stuck, probably

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Speaker 1: a little scared, right yeah, I wasn't in the best

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Speaker 1: of mood, right yeah, And that's what they want, that's

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Speaker 1: what gets them going. Fortunately. Yeah, your video wound up

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Speaker 1: on a website that we've been investigating that has over

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Speaker 1: twenty four million users, all of them pre verts in

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Speaker 1: my opinion, elevatorlove dot com. This video of me is

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Speaker 1: on some what weird s fetish site? Yep. Yeah. And

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Speaker 1: I've been trying to find these guys for four years.

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Speaker 1: I tried to put myself in the mind of someone

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Speaker 1: who could be demented enough to make an elevator malfunction

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Speaker 1: and then get the security footage to post on a

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Speaker 1: video so people can get their jollys. I have watched

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Speaker 1: hours and hours and hours of normal citizens like you

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Speaker 1: stuck on an elevator, and I've done the things that

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Speaker 1: those guys would do watching it. And I can tell

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Speaker 1: you it doesn't make you feel better about yourself and

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Speaker 1: all did not have to do any anything like that.

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Speaker 1: You're an agent of the law and you're saying you're

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Speaker 1: watching these videos in bed, Well, I don't know where

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Speaker 1: else I can put myself in the shoes of the perpetrator.

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Speaker 1: Are you're really an age and of the FBI and

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Speaker 1: you're yes, I am watching this video in bed. I'm

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Speaker 1: an agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigations Internet Crimes Team,

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Speaker 1: and I'm trying to track down the people that run

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Speaker 1: this website. And it is making me very angry because

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Speaker 1: I keep having to do this stuff. I'm about to

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Speaker 1: hang up and call the police, like how do you

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Speaker 1: how do you sick the police on the police, Like

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what the what do I do

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Speaker 1: about you now while I can give you the information,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you to try to track these sickos down.

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Speaker 1: And I don't understand why I found one of them.

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Speaker 1: He's on the phone with me right now. Who you

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Speaker 1: look in the mirror? You No, I'm with the Federal

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Speaker 1: Bureau of Investigations. Let me speak to the person that's responsible. No, no, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about you. You're the pert. Clearly listen to yourself. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I got it. You're calling me a pervert because of

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Speaker 1: what I did. Agreed, agreed. Also, this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone break on you.

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Speaker 1: It's not Agent Jimmy birthday. This this is a radio show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. This is actually Jewel from the Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. And your roommate

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Speaker 1: already set you up. He told us about how you

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Speaker 1: got stuck on the elevator for two hours the other day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and how your apartment complex is trying to blame you

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Speaker 1: for it. So my adrenaline is very high, right mine too.

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Speaker 1: Imagine how high it was when I was watching the

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Speaker 1: video of you yesterday doing the things I had to do.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand