WEBVTT - Happy Folks Welcome An Arsehole. 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:06.360 Well, welcome back to another episode of Auto Miss Sammy 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:11.720 host Kevin that, Kevin, no too many cooks in the 0:00:11.760 --> 0:00:14.680 kitchen is a good thing, and yes, I am shooting 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:17.279 an episode of Pete Bobby Flay next week to prove 0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:20.680 this theory. You're welcome, but I digress. Let's meet our 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:23.600 aim is, shall we in no particular order? Let's quickly 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:26.599 check in with James Heeney for his Oddities from Around 0:00:26.600 --> 0:00:30.200 the World segment. You know what, with all the juggling, 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:35.239 I didn't hit record on zoom. I'm sorry, I was right. 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:39.159 Can we started? Cat? Hey? Good catch at first, you know, 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:45.199 thirty seconds, then seventeen minutes in. Plus I believe I 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:51.080 have a little experience with giving more than one take. Okay, 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:59.320 if you want me to welcome back to another yet 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:06.600 on before it's a little much. Uh yeah, okay, welcome 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:09.840 back to another episode of Alchemy this. I'm your host, 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:14.600 Kevin Pollock. Yes that Kevin Pollock? What's that? No? Too 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:17.360 many cooks in the kitchen is a good thing? And yes, 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:20.959 I am shooting an episode of Beat Bobby Flay next 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:24.240 week to prove my theory. But I digress. Let's make 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:26.480 an archamis shot. We in no particular or let's quickly 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:30.759 checking with James Heeney for his Oddities from around the 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:37.960 World segment. Jimmy John Okay, uh, the most odd thing 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:40.640 from around the world. I have a whole like I 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:44.600 have a a piece of saran wrap that I've wrapped 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:47.000 around a bunch of coins from all over the world. 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:51.280 I found out that they're worth basically nothing, but they 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:53.920 look like maybe treasure. How many coins? I don't know 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:57.360 if that's you know, I didn't realize that the your corner, 0:01:57.560 --> 0:02:00.400 your Oddities from around the World corner was going to 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:03.559 be about your very own possessions. But I'm I'm sort 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:06.600 of thrilled, but I'm also curious. How many coins make 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:13.520 up this seran rap bag of coins? So it's about 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:16.400 twelve quinch? I mean, I gotta be honderstand. Wasn't expecting 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:20.519 an around the world question. I don't have anything on 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:26.200 the world. I guess we'll do improv later and you feel, hey, 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:29.400 there's Jack and Gonzalez. Third thing, the D is for 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:36.800 dancing machine. How did you learn to dance as a teenager? Wow? Well, 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:40.840 actually we had as a pre teenager. They were like 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:47.920 that our parents would put together. So uh, like a 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:51.440 group of like twelve, like six girls and six boys 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:55.680 would go to someone's house and get like a lesson 0:02:55.919 --> 0:03:01.120 on how to at as a preteen, this happen, and 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:03.520 that was as a pre teen. As a teenager, I 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:05.280 learned on the streets and on the on the dance 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:07.560 floor straight up the way the rest of it. Okay, 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:12.720 that's fair. Yeah, Oh and um, Dance Empire. I'll shout 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:16.080 out Dance Empire for like the five classes that I 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.400 took there in high school. Shout out to Dance Empire. 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:21.640 Dig it and thank you. Now please welcome back a tool, 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:26.000 sing Jennie. When did you change your name to a tool? 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:32.280 I didn't realize I had this access, did you? No, 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:37.360 I'm not even sure what the first version of it is. Um, 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:39.800 that's the born name, So I'm not quite sure what 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:42.920 data it is. If you're talking about pronunciation, it was 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:45.600 very early on. If you're talking about the name I 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:48.840 use an elementary school, then they'll change at middle school. 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:52.680 And that's where I'll leave that. That's why you'll leave 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:57.680 that teases a whopper and lets it go talking about 0:03:57.720 --> 0:04:01.440 catch and release. Hey, last, but only one lays potato 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:06.440 chip If you think him least it's Mark Gagliardi bed 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:10.200 rock boy favorite punch line from an animal that was 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:17.320 a weirdly functioning tool on the Flintstones. Please didn't they 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:21.800 all have the exact same punchline, which was, it's a 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:30.159 lamb on a record player. Yeah, exactly. A pterodactyl was 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:32.480 the record player. There's like a probably a broad asaurus, 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:35.320 I would guess was their garage door opener, probably had 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:40.360 like a little baby raptor. As their just said, it's 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:43.359 a living, it's it's a living, and thank you for that. 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:45.880 Let's do a damn show. 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If you'd 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:08.919 like to join that effort, head on over to patron 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:12.920 dot com. Slash alchemy This that email again if you'd 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:15.479 like to just write in a scene suggestion via email 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:21.880 is alchemy this email at gmail dot com, Email dot com. 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:25.480 Such a strange and wonderful tradition. Seen one comes from 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:30.279 listener Josh, who wrote to that very email. Hi there, 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:34.440 Kevin and co. Your call to email has been heard. Yeah, 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:39.120 just kind of went over that, Josh, He goes on, 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:42.760 would you please explore what might happen in the following scenario. 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:49.360 There is a nice organization full of caring, positive conflict 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:53.960 adverse people who believe in giving others the benefit of 0:06:54.000 --> 0:07:02.320 the doubt. They employ and ours whole in parentheses. Asshole? 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:11.480 Uh what happens next? Josh from Perth, Australia, Hence the 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:21.120 use of the word ours. Okay, okay, superheroes, how are 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:26.240 you filling this quarter? A little nervous, A little nervous, 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:29.720 but happy. You know, we've our numbers are okay, they're 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:32.120 not great. But as long as as long as all 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:35.880 of our customers are satisfied. That's It's not about the 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:41.440 number of customers, is about how happy we make them, right, bus. Absolutely, 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:45.320 we are going to switch things up this quarter. So 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:51.400 INVISI man, you're actually going to be in charge of robberies. 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:56.200 That's this, that's your that's your call this quarter. Oh cool, 0:07:56.440 --> 0:08:00.680 that's exciting. That's for you. Armor boy. I just want 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:04.880 to clarify, is he committing robberies? Now? He's he's going 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:10.720 to help um stop robberies stop. I think it's going 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:13.240 to be a great fit for me. Thank you, good leadership. 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:16.480 Thank you. Oh my gosh, thank you. I'm our boy. Um, 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:21.400 you're taking on murders, so thank you. I will not 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:24.320 I will not let you down. I appreciate the trust 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:29.520 in me, and I appreciate it. Thank you, UM stretching man, 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:39.239 you're taking on your taking on um violent assault. Oh gosh, 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:43.640 I'm not well. I'm happy to do it. As Look 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:45.560 as long as as long as all of our customers 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:48.520 are happy and satisfied with with what we give them 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:51.200 as superheroes, and and we take care of them, that's 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:59.600 what matters. That's what matters. Yes, and um son son 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:03.640 men in Yeah, try not to be so confused by 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:07.480 its sun Man. Yes, I gather power from the sun 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:11.880 and use it any damn way, I please? And you 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:16.600 omit those rays? Yeah? Can you put Yeah? Put it. 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:20.240 That's going to happen when the sun free put in 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:25.720 him because we're a team team two letters and team 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:33.679 m E four letters. But okay letters to well some 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:38.600 man you are you have the task of um do 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:45.840 I do I have that task for this quarter? Yeah? Okay, 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:49.880 you can do it, sun man. We believe in you, 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:53.520 son man, We believe in you know. I didn't mean, 0:09:54.679 --> 0:10:00.000 uh was I capable of doing it? I am sure 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:03.680 I'm capable of doing all of these assignments. While I sleep, 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:11.040 I was questioning, is this the best use of my powers? Right? Um? 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:12.760 You know, we just kind of we like to switch 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:15.360 it up to that no one gets so it's just 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:21.480 for one quarter. I'm just the mouthpiece. Uh. You know, 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:24.280 I'm just speaking on your behalves of we do need 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:27.360 someone to kind of run the show. If some man 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:30.480 wants my murders, I'll give him my murders and and 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:32.920 I'll take terrorism. Will that make you happy? Son man? 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.320 I don't know that any of these options are going 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:42.000 to make me quote unquote happy. Uh. And also I 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:44.520 would love to see you mess up the murders assignment. 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:48.880 So no, I'm not going to switch with you. You're funny. 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:54.719 You know what's really funny, son Man, is sometimes it's 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:57.640 kind of hard to be happy. But if you think 0:10:57.679 --> 0:11:00.680 it with a smile, sometimes it kind of X you 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:03.200 you know. And that's why when I'm doing any of 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:08.360 the crime stopping I do. What was your superpower again? Well, 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:12.040 I can be invisible, so sometimes it sometimes it doesn't 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:15.480 really come across as much. But you'd be surprised they 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:18.600 can hear it in my poe. Right. So is your 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:24.920 nickname perv man? Um? Okay, No, Well, I'd like to 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:34.320 put a vote to the superhero team m that's his 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:40.719 new nickname, perv Man. Look, everyone knows if you have 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:45.080 the power of invisibility what you're doing with it. Okay, Wow, 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:48.200 maybe that's just a personal choice that you would make. No, 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:51.560 I'm sure she's he wouldn't do that either, nobody. Let's 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:54.000 go around and ask everybody what's the first thing they 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:56.480 would do if they had the power of invisibility. Let's 0:11:56.520 --> 0:12:00.920 start with can I go for giggles? Let's go with 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:03.400 the armor man? What do you got? All right? I 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:05.720 would use his powers the same as he would to 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:09.960 stop crying. Yeah, high five? Well I didn't see your 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:13.720 out there? It is okay, okay? And then what was 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:22.480 the other are me? Stretchy man? That's such a put 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:24.319 a quarter in the jar? I'm so sorry to be 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:32.160 a stickler about that. Yeah. Yeah, if I was invisible, 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:33.840 I would just you know, I guess I just follow 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:36.160 people if they dropped something, and then I'd pick it 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:37.800 up and put it back in their pocket for them, 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:39.800 so they wouldn't be embarrassed that they dropped something and 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:42.160 they had to have the stranger started. Is it really 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:47.640 so when you say you would put it back in 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:54.200 their pocket, that's a little invasion. Everybody on the ground. 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:59.559 Put your hands off in the air. But stay on 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:06.160 the don't look at me, don't look at me coming 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:12.040 up the site. You got it, but just a sick 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:19.560 Everyone else called out, I'm just for you too, right, 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:26.400 damn it? Alright, guys, I'm a member of a superhero talking. 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:33.400 I well you don't know because I'm invisible. Say that now, 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:38.120 but most of those people would be seen saying it, 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:44.720 and you don't see me. Right, how about high five 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:50.079 to you? Buck? Really? So there it is. I mean 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:51.920 it could get a lot worse. But if you guys 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:57.000 just pack your bags and head out. Ski Um, no harm, 0:13:57.080 --> 0:14:01.000 no fault. I need this money. Uh, this is how 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:04.199 I want to get it. So that seems fair. I 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:07.559 mean she's made her case pretty well. Okay, okay, that 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:10.840 sounds well. Why don't you help us, in visible freak 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:12.439 wherever you are, and then you will get out of 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:14.280 you You get out of your way, well that much 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:17.319 quicker and nobody gets hurt. Well, you can do this 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:21.520 without stealing. Let's just everybody here the ground. We're going 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:24.760 to be stealing makes What if I said stealing makes 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:33.520 me happy? It gets rock visible person. What if we're 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:38.520 borrowing the money and not stealing it? Are you borrowing? 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:42.760 I'm gonna say yes, Well, I'll tell you I can 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:46.880 help you with that. I can help you guys with that. 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:49.760 But you're gonna pay. We're not paying it back, We're 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:53.480 bringing it back. We're actually just physically borrowing it from 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:58.440 this location for three days and then bringing it right back. 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:01.160 We're gonna put it in an other banks, so we 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:04.840 are going to return it to US bank. That sounds 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:08.760 solid to me. I mean, I believe people are inherently good. 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:11.160 Can these people stand up? They probably don't want to 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:13.320 be laying. I don't want them to look in my face. 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:16.760 It makes me feel uncomfortable. It's an invasion of a 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:20.760 privacy if you understand. Hey, I get it. People don't 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:22.760 get to look at my face and I have a 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:26.560 sore face. So that's enough. I'm sorry that was a snotty. 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:28.840 I mean, you were making a point and God pleasure. 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:32.320 It was pretty pretty sweet, pretty convincing. You slipped me 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:35.480 a convince it. My old boss used to say, thank you, 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:38.800 thank you. Now, can you help with the safe opening 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:43.560 by any chance? Yeah, I'm sure who's who's the manager here? 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:46.680 I'm the manager. Can we get the safe number? These 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:48.120 guys are gonna bring it back in a few days, 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:50.000 and if we can wrap this up, nobody will get hurt. 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:54.920 Mr Invisible, We we respect your talents, but unfortunately I 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:57.840 do not believe that they will be bringing them. He 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:02.600 shut and let's just kind of from snipe. You're lucky 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:04.600 I don't have my quarter jar here because you guys 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:10.400 are speaking pretty naughty here. Yeah. Uh, you know what 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:13.680 I just gotta say, Professor Boss that we should really 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:16.280 be commending in Vision man for what he did the 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:19.480 other day. I mean, we were all gonna go and 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.480 watch him. We're gonna have that big party when they 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:24.200 bring the money back in a couple of days. I just, 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:26.080 I just I just really want can we put a 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:29.080 sticker for him on the board. I mean, he doesn't 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:31.360 even have room from any more stickers next to his name. 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:37.200 But I don't want to be a damper. I never 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:39.680 want to be a damper on the piano keys of 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:46.200 this team. I never want to be a damper on 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:49.400 the piano keys of this team. Does sound familiar? Mm hmm. 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:51.880 I don't want to stop the sound. I want to 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:56.520 keep the sound reverberating around that good, good energy. But 0:16:56.680 --> 0:17:01.520 this quarter was really really rang. Uh. This is a 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:07.160 man you helped. Uh, you helped a team of two 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:11.480 steal over. No no no no no no no no 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:14.040 no no no no no no no. It sounds like 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:17.960 you've been hanging out with sun Man. But I thought 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:20.560 Sun Man, I mean I didn't hang out outside of this, 0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:24.680 of this meeting and tell your dating just just don't 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:28.200 you're dating sun Man. Of course you haven't given anyone 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:33.000 the benefit of the doubt and the whole day. Okay, yeah, 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:36.960 go on a for you dates. I wouldn't say. We 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:40.600 haven't really labeled it. We went for coffee the first time, 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:45.520 no nobody got hurt, nobody got invaded. And then uh 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:53.320 the second time, well, I just want to say that 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:57.720 they aren't that wasn't stealing, that wasn't stealing. They're bringing 0:17:57.760 --> 0:17:59.520 it back and we're throwing a party. And I thought 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:01.840 that we had we'll get together and throw the party. 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:04.960 Well here's the thing. We have Armor man who was 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:11.680 supposed to stop a gruesome murderer of five, and the 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:16.200 murderer was able to convince you that murdering these people 0:18:16.640 --> 0:18:21.040 would bring them joy, and you let that happen. But 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:23.680 you should have heard what he said to me. Do 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:27.200 you want to hear what happened? So what I'm saying is, 0:18:27.840 --> 0:18:31.760 if you'll let me guilt these people. You're telling me, 0:18:31.920 --> 0:18:35.800 these are the worst people in the world. Remember reading, remembering, 0:18:37.240 --> 0:18:39.439 and you know how all of this offspring changed their 0:18:39.520 --> 0:18:42.840 last night. I've been tracking down the real Hitler's my 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:48.840 entire life, and these five. So this is like that 0:18:49.160 --> 0:18:52.680 that that famous kind of uh, what do you call it? 0:18:52.840 --> 0:18:54.879 Situation where like if you could go back in time, 0:18:55.440 --> 0:18:58.199 but we're in the present and we have an option 0:18:58.280 --> 0:19:06.080 to kill Hitler. Sure, but I'm saying these are offspring, Yeah, 0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:10.280 offspring kids, Well, all grow up now, it's been a while, 0:19:12.080 --> 0:19:16.080 but they have children. He's already killed a couple of children. 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:20.320 Any kind of these Hitler's when they change their names. 0:19:20.359 --> 0:19:22.080 So these five are the ones I've been able to 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:24.639 catch so far. What I'm saying is, if you allow 0:19:24.880 --> 0:19:31.040 me to remove them from loving society, it's gonna be good. 0:19:33.040 --> 0:19:37.080 Shut up over there. I just you just what you 0:19:37.119 --> 0:19:41.720 want to explain yourself, Hitler, I don't want to. First 0:19:41.760 --> 0:19:43.760 of all, I took a twenty three and me and 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:51.640 I'm barely even German. Okay. But secondly, oh, how uh 0:19:52.280 --> 0:19:54.240 you know? I guess I don't have anything else to 0:19:54.280 --> 0:19:56.520 say except I think he plans on wearing our skin. 0:19:57.200 --> 0:19:58.800 I don't know if that has anything to do with it. 0:19:59.240 --> 0:20:01.600 I don't know who to believe here. It's just so confusing. 0:20:03.000 --> 0:20:06.200 But the problem is, armor man, is that those five 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:09.240 nuns that he killed were the only ones who worked 0:20:09.240 --> 0:20:12.520 at the orphanage on center Field and Sixth. Well, I 0:20:12.520 --> 0:20:14.520 don't know that he said they were Hitlers. Can I 0:20:14.600 --> 0:20:16.440 put a sticker next to his name on the board? 0:20:18.240 --> 0:20:22.000 I I don't have any stickers to give this. It's okay, 0:20:22.040 --> 0:20:24.240 I'm super stretchy. I'll reach over to the staple store 0:20:24.280 --> 0:20:32.639 down the street. Got them stickers, stretch Man. Let's not 0:20:32.760 --> 0:20:38.720 even get what Yeah off, sir um. We had a 0:20:38.800 --> 0:20:43.600 bunch of stickers and stuff here and then they were stolen. 0:20:43.720 --> 0:20:46.080 We looked at the camera and we got some footage 0:20:46.080 --> 0:20:47.879 on who might have taken them. So we just like 0:20:48.000 --> 0:20:49.680 to follow report. And why don't you go ahead and 0:20:49.760 --> 0:20:54.280 show me the video we have. Sure we have to 0:20:54.320 --> 0:20:55.360 go in the bet and you want to write any 0:20:55.400 --> 0:20:58.320 of this down? Officer? What am I waitress? No show 0:20:58.400 --> 0:21:03.160 me the video? You said you had video? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 0:21:03.200 --> 0:21:06.000 I wasn't trying to I mean, nothing wrong with being 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:07.879 a waitress either. I was trying to insult you. I 0:21:07.920 --> 0:21:09.600 was just saying I thought you had to follow me 0:21:09.680 --> 0:21:12.480 to write down. And then the guy who was assistant 0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:19.000 manager at Staples said something important. Actually, actually I'm you're 0:21:19.040 --> 0:21:21.159 probably remember me from last time. I'm general manager. Now 0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:26.560 what happened to general? Yeah? Cong did you have to 0:21:26.640 --> 0:21:31.679 go through some sort of qualifying process? Yeah? Yeah, well 0:21:32.000 --> 0:21:35.400 somebody they just pointed around the room until you're razed. 0:21:36.280 --> 0:21:39.080 Terry did quit um, but I think I was. I 0:21:39.160 --> 0:21:41.960 was getting primed and prepped for this band. I'm sure. 0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:46.040 So let's show me to tape then, Yeah, I get 0:21:46.080 --> 0:21:49.879 a parking spot. Now, so you're the general manager? Can 0:21:50.000 --> 0:21:54.520 we call you the gr Thank you? Yeah? I make 0:21:54.600 --> 0:21:56.359 some of the employees call me that. They don't like it, 0:21:56.480 --> 0:22:00.760 but we're well GM, twinkle nuts. Why don't you show 0:22:00.840 --> 0:22:05.359 me to tape? Now? It's it's pronounced to uncle all 0:22:05.440 --> 0:22:09.240 right here we go. No, that's okay, Wait, what was 0:22:09.280 --> 0:22:13.520 the pressing play? I'm sorry, what was that? Let me 0:22:15.720 --> 0:22:19.639 play right there? Yeah, I thought that's that the thing 0:22:19.680 --> 0:22:23.680 you're talking about, That's what I'm talking about. Normally we 0:22:23.760 --> 0:22:27.200 have some teenagers, some preteens coming here, just like the 0:22:27.320 --> 0:22:32.840 hand of arm I know some of my employees think 0:22:32.880 --> 0:22:36.040 it was Stretching Man. We don't want to point fingers, 0:22:36.119 --> 0:22:39.840 but I think we need the point fingers. I mean, 0:22:39.920 --> 0:22:44.960 who we have the tape. I really love giving gold stars, 0:22:45.040 --> 0:22:46.959 but that doesn't sound like you saved the day, Mr 0:22:47.040 --> 0:22:50.960 stretching Man. Well, I put a sticker next to your name. 0:22:51.560 --> 0:22:54.680 I put a sticker next to Army Man's name. And 0:22:54.800 --> 0:22:57.119 do you even think that in Vision Man deserves that, 0:22:57.280 --> 0:22:59.920 considering he was supposed to be in charge of rob 0:23:00.000 --> 0:23:03.840 Breeze and you technically robbed the staples and he didn't 0:23:03.960 --> 0:23:08.600 do anything about it. I was, oh, oh, I didn't 0:23:08.600 --> 0:23:10.239 even think about the fact that that might have been 0:23:10.280 --> 0:23:12.840 a robbery. I'm just so used to having these stretchy 0:23:12.920 --> 0:23:14.800 arms so I can just kind of reach around town 0:23:14.840 --> 0:23:17.520 and grab whatever I want whenever I want. Let's not 0:23:17.760 --> 0:23:20.560 even talk about the assaults that you were supposed to 0:23:21.320 --> 0:23:28.080 stop or at least help. The real problem is sun 0:23:28.200 --> 0:23:40.720 man police here. How did the police, um you become invisible? You? Yeah, yeah, no, 0:23:41.000 --> 0:23:43.600 sorry son man here, I might have told a couple 0:23:43.680 --> 0:23:47.080 of the police guys where the breath? Well listen. They 0:23:47.119 --> 0:23:49.320 didn't wanted donations. I didn't have any money on me, 0:23:49.480 --> 0:23:51.120 so I said, how about if I tell you where 0:23:51.119 --> 0:23:53.080 our secret layer is? And then then one thing leads 0:23:53.119 --> 0:23:56.680 to the anyways, this is this is gonna be a 0:23:56.760 --> 0:23:59.800 problem with our relationship. But why don't you you go in, 0:24:00.160 --> 0:24:03.520 officer dunk Balls? What can we do for you? It's 0:24:03.560 --> 0:24:07.320 pronounced dump coomba And uh, I'm just here. We're following 0:24:07.400 --> 0:24:10.679 up on a case. My partner is at the local 0:24:10.840 --> 0:24:18.640 Staples Staples store yuh um uh huh oh that's who 0:24:18.640 --> 0:24:21.320 we're looking for right there, Mr stretchy man. Do you 0:24:21.400 --> 0:24:23.560 think we could come down to downtown and answer a 0:24:23.600 --> 0:24:27.000 few questions for us? I you know I would, But 0:24:27.320 --> 0:24:28.960 I'm right in the middle of a meeting here, and 0:24:29.000 --> 0:24:33.280 I've been here all day eating this big bucket of 0:24:33.359 --> 0:24:38.040 chicken from can't see that this one right here? What 0:24:38.160 --> 0:24:40.600 the hell is going on? Who's the manager here of 0:24:40.760 --> 0:24:44.119 the of this team. We don't have a manager anymore 0:24:44.200 --> 0:24:47.120 since Terry left, but somebody's gonna get his parking space soon. 0:24:47.200 --> 0:24:50.639 But Professor Boss is technically the boss. I don't know 0:24:50.720 --> 0:24:52.840 what kind of meeting or team you're running, but I 0:24:52.920 --> 0:24:56.000 need to borrow him, and you need to and the 0:24:56.040 --> 0:25:01.000 meeting or release him well without a wall, aren't I'm 0:25:01.040 --> 0:25:03.119 not sure that I do need to do any of that. 0:25:03.840 --> 0:25:06.879 I haven't warned. Also, stretching man, couldn't you stretch on 0:25:07.040 --> 0:25:11.040 down to his office before him and come right back. 0:25:11.280 --> 0:25:13.400 You can only stretch one body part at a time. 0:25:13.440 --> 0:25:17.119 I can't stretch my whole body places. I don't. That 0:25:19.480 --> 0:25:22.560 is a limitation. All right, still needs you downtown, So 0:25:22.680 --> 0:25:26.480 let's once you get in the car that's right outside 0:25:26.480 --> 0:25:28.800 the layer. Let's go, buddy, Before you go, Stretching man, 0:25:28.840 --> 0:25:31.159 can I ask a real quick question, as the new 0:25:31.240 --> 0:25:36.320 guy and the group, is the stretchy thing you you 0:25:36.400 --> 0:25:40.440 can do? Uh, one extremity at a time? Does that 0:25:40.600 --> 0:25:49.760 make you extraordinarily popular with your sexual preferred partners? All 0:25:49.880 --> 0:25:53.800 women want is for a really long, stretchy thing to 0:25:53.960 --> 0:25:59.440 reach our our organs in our chest. He could be gay, 0:26:00.280 --> 0:26:04.720 I said, sexual preference. Yeah, so it doesn't. Maybe it's 0:26:04.720 --> 0:26:07.920 not because I know what that's what men want, and 0:26:08.040 --> 0:26:14.359 it's seen one. I just in a tool character to 0:26:15.119 --> 0:26:22.520 insist that that's what he wants. See two comes from 0:26:22.560 --> 0:26:26.440 patrin Acomaniac Kevin Product, who wrote, Hey, did you know 0:26:26.640 --> 0:26:29.320 that in the early nineteen forties, New York City made 0:26:29.400 --> 0:26:34.320 pinball machines illegal? Yeah? Me neither, but don't worry. In 0:26:34.480 --> 0:26:37.680 nineteen seventy six the city reversed the law or repealed it. 0:26:37.920 --> 0:26:40.200 I don't know. I'm not a lawyer, so please don't 0:26:40.320 --> 0:26:46.640 sue me. Seen suggestion speak easy but for pinball. Thanks 0:26:48.880 --> 0:26:54.359 Tommy Johnson the surgery six oh two. Alright, come on 0:26:54.440 --> 0:27:01.680 in you what you got? Got the new machines? Yeah, yeah, 0:27:01.680 --> 0:27:05.159 we got the good. We got the good Adams Family. Yeah. Oh, 0:27:05.200 --> 0:27:07.080