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Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to another episode of Auto Miss Sammy

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Speaker 1: host Kevin that, Kevin, no too many cooks in the

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Speaker 1: kitchen is a good thing, and yes, I am shooting

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Speaker 1: an episode of Pete Bobby Flay next week to prove

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Speaker 1: this theory. You're welcome, but I digress. Let's meet our

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Speaker 1: aim is, shall we in no particular order? Let's quickly

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Speaker 1: check in with James Heeney for his Oddities from Around

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Speaker 1: the World segment. You know what, with all the juggling,

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Speaker 1: I didn't hit record on zoom. I'm sorry, I was right.

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Speaker 1: Can we started? Cat? Hey? Good catch at first, you know,

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Speaker 1: thirty seconds, then seventeen minutes in. Plus I believe I

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Speaker 1: have a little experience with giving more than one take. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you want me to welcome back to another yet

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Speaker 1: on before it's a little much. Uh yeah, okay, welcome

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Speaker 1: back to another episode of Alchemy this. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Yes that Kevin Pollock? What's that? No? Too

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Speaker 1: many cooks in the kitchen is a good thing? And yes,

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Speaker 1: I am shooting an episode of Beat Bobby Flay next

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Speaker 1: week to prove my theory. But I digress. Let's make

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Speaker 1: an archamis shot. We in no particular or let's quickly

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Speaker 1: checking with James Heeney for his Oddities from around the

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Speaker 1: World segment. Jimmy John Okay, uh, the most odd thing

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Speaker 1: from around the world. I have a whole like I

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Speaker 1: have a a piece of saran wrap that I've wrapped

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Speaker 1: around a bunch of coins from all over the world.

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Speaker 1: I found out that they're worth basically nothing, but they

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Speaker 1: look like maybe treasure. How many coins? I don't know

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Speaker 1: if that's you know, I didn't realize that the your corner,

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Speaker 1: your Oddities from around the World corner was going to

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Speaker 1: be about your very own possessions. But I'm I'm sort

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Speaker 1: of thrilled, but I'm also curious. How many coins make

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Speaker 1: up this seran rap bag of coins? So it's about

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Speaker 1: twelve quinch? I mean, I gotta be honderstand. Wasn't expecting

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Speaker 1: an around the world question. I don't have anything on

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Speaker 1: the world. I guess we'll do improv later and you feel, hey,

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Speaker 1: there's Jack and Gonzalez. Third thing, the D is for

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Speaker 1: dancing machine. How did you learn to dance as a teenager? Wow? Well,

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Speaker 1: actually we had as a pre teenager. They were like

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Speaker 1: that our parents would put together. So uh, like a

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Speaker 1: group of like twelve, like six girls and six boys

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Speaker 1: would go to someone's house and get like a lesson

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Speaker 1: on how to at as a preteen, this happen, and

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Speaker 1: that was as a pre teen. As a teenager, I

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Speaker 1: learned on the streets and on the on the dance

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Speaker 1: floor straight up the way the rest of it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's fair. Yeah, Oh and um, Dance Empire. I'll shout

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Speaker 1: out Dance Empire for like the five classes that I

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Speaker 1: took there in high school. Shout out to Dance Empire.

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Speaker 1: Dig it and thank you. Now please welcome back a tool,

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Speaker 1: sing Jennie. When did you change your name to a tool?

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize I had this access, did you? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not even sure what the first version of it is. Um,

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Speaker 1: that's the born name, So I'm not quite sure what

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Speaker 1: data it is. If you're talking about pronunciation, it was

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Speaker 1: very early on. If you're talking about the name I

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Speaker 1: use an elementary school, then they'll change at middle school.

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Speaker 1: And that's where I'll leave that. That's why you'll leave

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Speaker 1: that teases a whopper and lets it go talking about

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Speaker 1: catch and release. Hey, last, but only one lays potato

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Speaker 1: chip If you think him least it's Mark Gagliardi bed

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Speaker 1: a weirdly functioning tool on the Flintstones. Please didn't they

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Speaker 1: all have the exact same punchline, which was, it's a

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Speaker 1: lamb on a record player. Yeah, exactly. A pterodactyl was

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Speaker 1: Let's do a damn show. All of our scene suggestions,

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Speaker 1: Such a strange and wonderful tradition. Seen one comes from

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Speaker 1: listener Josh, who wrote to that very email. Hi there,

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Speaker 1: Kevin and co. Your call to email has been heard. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just kind of went over that, Josh, He goes on,

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Speaker 1: would you please explore what might happen in the following scenario.

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Speaker 1: There is a nice organization full of caring, positive conflict

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Speaker 1: adverse people who believe in giving others the benefit of

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Speaker 1: the doubt. They employ and ours whole in parentheses. Asshole?

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Speaker 1: Uh what happens next? Josh from Perth, Australia, Hence the

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Speaker 1: use of the word ours. Okay, okay, superheroes, how are

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Speaker 1: you filling this quarter? A little nervous, A little nervous,

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Speaker 1: but happy. You know, we've our numbers are okay, they're

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Speaker 1: not great. But as long as as long as all

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Speaker 1: of our customers are satisfied. That's It's not about the

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Speaker 1: number of customers, is about how happy we make them, right, bus. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: we are going to switch things up this quarter. So

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Speaker 1: INVISI man, you're actually going to be in charge of robberies.

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Speaker 1: That's this, that's your that's your call this quarter. Oh cool,

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Speaker 1: that's exciting. That's for you. Armor boy. I just want

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Speaker 1: to clarify, is he committing robberies? Now? He's he's going

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Speaker 1: to help um stop robberies stop. I think it's going

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Speaker 1: to be a great fit for me. Thank you, good leadership.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Oh my gosh, thank you. I'm our boy. Um,

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Speaker 1: you're taking on murders, so thank you. I will not

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Speaker 1: I will not let you down. I appreciate the trust

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Speaker 1: in me, and I appreciate it. Thank you, UM stretching man,

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Speaker 1: you're taking on your taking on um violent assault. Oh gosh,

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Speaker 1: I'm not well. I'm happy to do it. As Look

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Speaker 1: as long as as long as all of our customers

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Speaker 1: as superheroes, and and we take care of them, that's

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Speaker 1: what matters. That's what matters. Yes, and um son son

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Speaker 1: men in Yeah, try not to be so confused by

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Speaker 1: its sun Man. Yes, I gather power from the sun

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Speaker 1: and use it any damn way, I please? And you

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Speaker 1: omit those rays? Yeah? Can you put Yeah? Put it.

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Speaker 1: That's going to happen when the sun free put in

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Speaker 1: him because we're a team team two letters and team

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Speaker 1: m E four letters. But okay letters to well some

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Speaker 1: man you are you have the task of um do

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Speaker 1: I do I have that task for this quarter? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you can do it, sun man. We believe in you,

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Speaker 1: son man, We believe in you know. I didn't mean,

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Speaker 1: uh was I capable of doing it? I am sure

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Speaker 1: I'm capable of doing all of these assignments. While I sleep,

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Speaker 1: I was questioning, is this the best use of my powers? Right? Um?

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Speaker 1: You know, we just kind of we like to switch

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Speaker 1: it up to that no one gets so it's just

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Speaker 1: for one quarter. I'm just the mouthpiece. Uh. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm just speaking on your behalves of we do need

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Speaker 1: someone to kind of run the show. If some man

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Speaker 1: wants my murders, I'll give him my murders and and

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Speaker 1: I'll take terrorism. Will that make you happy? Son man?

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Speaker 1: I don't know that any of these options are going

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Speaker 1: to make me quote unquote happy. Uh. And also I

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Speaker 1: would love to see you mess up the murders assignment.

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Speaker 1: So no, I'm not going to switch with you. You're funny.

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Speaker 1: You know what's really funny, son Man, is sometimes it's

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Speaker 1: kind of hard to be happy. But if you think

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Speaker 1: it with a smile, sometimes it kind of X you

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Speaker 1: you know. And that's why when I'm doing any of

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Speaker 1: the crime stopping I do. What was your superpower again? Well,

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Speaker 1: I can be invisible, so sometimes it sometimes it doesn't

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Speaker 1: really come across as much. But you'd be surprised they

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Speaker 1: can hear it in my poe. Right. So is your

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Speaker 1: nickname perv man? Um? Okay, No, Well, I'd like to

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Speaker 1: new nickname, perv Man. Look, everyone knows if you have

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Speaker 1: the power of invisibility what you're doing with it. Okay, Wow,

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Speaker 1: maybe that's just a personal choice that you would make. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure she's he wouldn't do that either, nobody. Let's

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Speaker 1: the armor man? What do you got? All right? I

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Speaker 1: would use his powers the same as he would to

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Speaker 1: stop crying. Yeah, high five? Well I didn't see your

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Speaker 1: out there? It is okay, okay? And then what was

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Speaker 1: the other are me? Stretchy man? That's such a put

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Speaker 1: a quarter in the jar? I'm so sorry to be

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Speaker 1: they had to have the stranger started. Is it really

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Speaker 1: so when you say you would put it back in

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Speaker 1: their pocket, that's a little invasion. Everybody on the ground.

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Speaker 1: Put your hands off in the air. But stay on

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Speaker 1: the don't look at me, don't look at me coming

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Speaker 1: Everyone else called out, I'm just for you too, right,

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Speaker 1: damn it? Alright, guys, I'm a member of a superhero talking.

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Speaker 1: I well you don't know because I'm invisible. Say that now,

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Speaker 1: but most of those people would be seen saying it,

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Speaker 1: and you don't see me. Right, how about high five

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Speaker 1: to you? Buck? Really? So there it is. I mean

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Speaker 1: it could get a lot worse. But if you guys

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Speaker 1: just pack your bags and head out. Ski Um, no harm,

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Speaker 1: no fault. I need this money. Uh, this is how

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Speaker 1: I want to get it. So that seems fair. I

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Speaker 1: mean she's made her case pretty well. Okay, okay, that

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Speaker 1: sounds well. Why don't you help us, in visible freak

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Speaker 1: wherever you are, and then you will get out of

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Speaker 1: you You get out of your way, well that much

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Speaker 1: quicker and nobody gets hurt. Well, you can do this

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Speaker 1: without stealing. Let's just everybody here the ground. We're going

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Speaker 1: to be stealing makes What if I said stealing makes

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Speaker 1: me happy? It gets rock visible person. What if we're

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Speaker 1: borrowing the money and not stealing it? Are you borrowing?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say yes, Well, I'll tell you I can

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Speaker 1: help you with that. I can help you guys with that.

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Speaker 1: But you're gonna pay. We're not paying it back, We're

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Speaker 1: So let's show me to tape then, Yeah, I get

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Speaker 1: right here we go. No, that's okay, Wait, what was

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Speaker 1: But Professor Boss is technically the boss. I don't know

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Speaker 1: I haven't warned. Also, stretching man, couldn't you stretch on

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Speaker 1: can I ask a real quick question, as the new

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Speaker 1: patrin Acomaniac Kevin Product, who wrote, Hey, did you know

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Speaker 1: pinball machines illegal? Yeah? Me neither, but don't worry. In

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Speaker 1: in you what you got? Got the new machines? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we got the good. We got the good Adams Family. Yeah. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Here here's your here's your stein of Stein of Tolkins.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so damn much. Hey, just remember where you got.

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Speaker 1: We're all big fans of yours. Here, just so you know,

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Speaker 1: we read, we read the paper yesterday. We're all big

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Speaker 1: fans of yours, Thanks very much. What was your name?

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Speaker 1: My name? Yeah? Man, you want my given name or

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Speaker 1: you want my nickname. Let's start with a given name.

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Speaker 1: My given name is Peter. And they call you David.

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Speaker 1: It's cool, David. Can I call you David? Please call

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Speaker 1: me David. I'll be in the back if anybody asks.

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Speaker 1: We're big fans of yours here, man, Hell of a

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Speaker 1: Did I have a choice? Excuse me? Um? Is I'm

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Speaker 1: here to play some pin balls? This the player password? Oh?

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Speaker 1: there's pinball machines behind the store? Do you think I'm

421
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: an idiot? You're supposed to tuck the wire underneath your shirt?

422
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what are you doing back in the vad

423
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: You're supposed to go bust us sticking out? Oh my god,

424
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 1: that's my bad. That could have got you killed. I

425
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: can't go back. He's seen my face. You should go.

426
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: He hasn't seen you. Yeah, you put here. Let me

427
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: take this off. It's here, you go now you wear

428
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 1: it Okay, can you see it? No, you gotta stick

429
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 1: it in right here? Yeah, there it is all right,

430
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 1: this is your first time out there. Just remember we

431
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: got you. Okay, this is a little the microphone. Alright.

432
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 1: She it's me. I'm a normal Just be yourself, all right.

433
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 1: But I'm supposed to blend in with like organized crime. Okay,

434
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: but just do what you got you know what to do? Luck? Password? Ah?

435
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: A password? Wow? Uh oh? Let's see here. H is

436
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: there pinball inside password? I think it's Thomas Surgery Room

437
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: two six. Do you think I'm an idiot? Huh? You're

438
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: still wearing your badge around your neck. All right, we're

439
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: both burned. We're both burned. Ship all right, ship, excuse me, sir. Um,

440
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: I don't need to enter your establishment. I was just

441
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: wondering if you wanted to buy some chocolates. I just

442
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: was wondering if you would like to buy some chocolates.

443
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: I'm trying to fund my six hundred and third surgery

444
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: pass word. Um, I have dark chocolate milk chocolate. My

445
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: name is Tommy. Do you think I'm an idiot? What? Wait?

446
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 1: What did you say? Your name was Tommy? And Tommy?

447
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: What my last name? Is Dillard. But I'm I'm here

448
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: selling job. It's because I'm trying to fund my six

449
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: hundred and third six oh three surgery. So if you're

450
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: not going to do it for anything else, close enough,

451
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: Come on in, what come on in? Come on in.

452
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: Here's your stein full of tokens. Whoa wait, is this

453
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: like real money? Put that down? Don't let not until

454
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: the door shut. Oh sorry, sorry, Okay, now let the

455
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: door shut. It's not real money. Those are tokens, a

456
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: little gold coins. When was the last time you use

457
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 1: little gold coins to buy anything? No? I never have. Look,

458
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,239
Speaker 1: here's the deal. We got all the we got all

459
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: the machines you want, any machine you want to play.

460
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: Those tokens are good for him. There's only one. Will

461
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 1: do not go in the back room. There's a v

462
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: I P back there right now? Okay, okay, there's a

463
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: v I P back there with a lot of money

464
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: and a real sweet tooth. But you cannot go back

465
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: there to that door. Okay, do you mentioned wanting to

466
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 1: buy chocolate, But do not go back there to that door. Okay, Um,

467
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: playing machine you want, I'm gonna turn my back and

468
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: not look at what you're doing. Thank you. Oh hey,

469
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: you're killing it. Wow, Adam's mortisia just flipped over. That's amazing.

470
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: I'm trying to keep my head in the game. Please please, Okay, sorry,

471
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 1: just I know that you need I need an elbow room.

472
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: I'm trying to hit these flippers. Okay, to step back. Sure,

473
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: I know for me, I need energy. And what's a

474
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: better player? Your heads hanging over the table? I can't

475
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: see the table. What's a better place to fuel up?

476
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: Get energy? Then with a delicious chocolate bar? Son of

477
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: the Oay, okay, who are you? I'm Tommy Dillard and

478
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying to fund my six hundred and third surgery

479
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: and if you would like to buy one or even

480
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 1: more chocolate bars, that would be a huge help for me.

481
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: Well tell you what, take what are those quarters? You

482
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: beat my high score and I'll get a box of cookies,

483
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: Like how did how did that work? I'll donate, but

484
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: you gotta beat my high schoore. Um, okay, so I

485
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 1: just pulled this thing. These things high schooling for six

486
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: We'll get this kid. Go oh no, I I promised

487
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: to pay every dollar over her over my high score

488
00:32:51,200 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: that she beats me. Hundreds of thousands of dollars. Kids

489
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: are real, wizard, you're gonna pay up? Are you gonna

490
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: face the music? I thought maybe we'd all maybe killer.

491
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know, kill a kid who's had surgeries.

492
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't have that kind of money. I mean,

493
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: somebody's gonna stop this kid. We can't stop the kid.

494
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: That was a legal bet. We all watched you make it.

495
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: Even as a man, I can make it stop. I

496
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: can just stop playing, But you got to pay me

497
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: my big box high School New high score. You ask

498
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: the v I p in the back room if he's

499
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 1: got the money, he's heading there next. Oh all right,

500
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: I'll go back there. Then I'll keep playing ding ding

501
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: ding ding ding ding ding. Hey need a password if

502
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 1: you want to get back here? Another past? Yeah, I

503
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: room noumb nuts. Oh maybe if I just maybe, if

504
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: I just that's the password, come on in? Oh god,

505
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: thank god? Well? Well, well what can I do you

506
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: for us, stranger? Well, I don't want to interrupt any

507
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: of important games. But too late, okay, Uh, I've got

508
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: myself in a pickle with a pinball wizard, pinball wizard

509
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: pickle a So what's happened is I've made a bet

510
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: that I can't afford, and I kind of needs you

511
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 1: to pull your pinball skills and beat her score and

512
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,720
Speaker 1: hopes that maybe that makes me off the hook for it. Okay,

513
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 1: so works. I can't afford that I can't affords. Calm

514
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: down here, drink this, thank you. Yeah, it's gasoline. Listen

515
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 1: to me. There's three things you gotta know. One, you

516
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,479
Speaker 1: can't you can't change your rules after bets in place.

517
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: Oh too, don't make up ship ever, seriously, you're not

518
00:34:55,800 --> 00:35:01,439
Speaker 1: good at it. And three, I can help you. Thank God,

519
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 1: how much you think you're gonna know this pinball wizard, Well,

520
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: I would stay close to a million dollars, close to

521
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: a million. It depends she's still rolling the high score

522
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 1: higher and higher. No one has stopped this pinball wizard.

523
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: I told them to kill her, and they told me

524
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: I was a monster. Oh, let's not use the game word. Sorry, right,

525
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: fancy pants. Now, if you're into this pinball wizard for

526
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 1: a million dollars, let's call it what it is. If

527
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: we double that number, we can talk about killing. Okay,

528
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: Oh that's gonna be. I can't see the problem is

529
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: I don't even have that much. Ah. So then mine,

530
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: I played pinball because I'm broke, I can't play, And

531
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,919
Speaker 1: I got a very simple solution for you, in fact,

532
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,919
Speaker 1: the most simple solution, and one that I'd be happy

533
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: to take care of in the next couple of minutes.

534
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:02,839
Speaker 1: Oh perfect, What is it? Answered your problem? We thank you, kid, Yeah,

535
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 1: we kill you? Oh please, don't I know it sounds weird,

536
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:14,240
Speaker 1: it sounds awful counter to what do you want to accomplish? Tommy,

537
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 1: welcome back to the hospital. Um, oh we were Is

538
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 1: this a check for the entire amount and a little

539
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 1: more because I'm gonna need some wrist surgery now too.

540
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: Oh let me see. Oh, I grinded my bones down

541
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: to the knobs, so let me just recap the surgery

542
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: for you. We're gonna be repairing your crushed hips, your

543
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: wrists yea, and you're yeah and Tommy John yeah, so

544
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 1: we'll do all three of those. But wow, check, I've

545
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 1: never seen a check like this, one point two million dollars. Well,

546
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: you must have sold a lot of chocolate bars. Yeah,

547
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: true is out. There's other things that are lucrative. But

548
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 1: I am I'm sorry the health care system let you down.

549
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: It's really, really, really really really bottomed out on us here.

550
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: Ever since the nuns from my orphanage died, I didn't

551
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: know how to get my own healthcare. So I've just

552
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: been loose goose pant out of pocket. That's gonna be

553
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 1: very difficult out of pocket. Yeah, that's a common saying. Um,

554
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: but we're gonna fix you up and you're gonna be

555
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: new when we're done with you. It's gonna be like

556
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: you have superpowers. Thank you so much, doctor. That really

557
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: means a lot to me. Normally we need somebody over

558
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: eighteen to sign off on the surgery, but this check

559
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: is going to be we're gonna get around those corners. Okay, great, great,

560
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: great great great awesome, and your last one in my

561
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,399
Speaker 1: last one. Let's make it the lot ask because it's

562
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: all that I need, not because I die. Yeah yeah, yeah,

563
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: that's good point. Good clarifying with this number. Trust me,

564
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,839
Speaker 1: you're gonna live. WHOA what does that mean? Like? If

565
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: people they last, they don't what's happening there, ladies and gentlemen,

566
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: let me introduce you to the brand new Tommy Dillard

567
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: post surgery. As you can see, we've added biceps and triceps.

568
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: We've increased the size and power of the quadriceps and here,

569
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's mechanized a child. No, no, no,

570
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: this is just we've used some of the buildings we've

571
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,439
Speaker 1: had to make this child even more powerful than any

572
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: child could be buildings. Dr flesh Thys, thanks for agreeing

573
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: to sit before the board. I don't know that you

574
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 1: had a choice if you want to keep your license,

575
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: but thank you for getting past the first hurdle. Yes,

576
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 1: and just for clarification, is flesh tease? I'm sorry, of

577
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: course it happens all the time. Do I have the

578
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,919
Speaker 1: right spelling? What am I looking at her? You said,

579
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 1: flesh tease? Okay, what's the country of origin of that name?

580
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: If you don't mind me asking? Okay? Uh so the

581
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 1: doctors and I have had a chance to review your

582
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: case of mechanizing a child, and um, we just had

583
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:38,800
Speaker 1: some follow up questions before we voted on your keeping

584
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: your surgery license or losing it. And I don't recognize

585
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: everybody here on the panel. Oh my apologies. Let's go

586
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 1: around real quick. Uh. I'm Dr Dad. I've read it.

587
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 1: If I haven't read all your books, then you know

588
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: that's that's on me. I've read yours. You didn't make that,

589
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: stay can pronounce you. Yes, sorry about Yeah, it's a

590
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: common error. Let's go around the table. Everybody introduce yourself.

591
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: Doctor no, No, go ahead, Doctor Slongdong, doctor doctor Labia Maxima,

592
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: Dr Solngdong, and Dr Levy Maxim. Let me tell you

593
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 1: your speech at Harvard Um joint speech the both of

594
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 1: you did together, and where I would say that the

595
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: joint speech we did about joints. Yes, yes, the knee

596
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 1: and the elbow. Yes. I remember saying Dr Slongdong and

597
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: Dr Libyaman working together is the most congruous. Well, it's

598
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 1: not the greatst superhero team or anything. Anyway, You mechanize

599
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 1: the child. That's why we're here to talk about, not

600
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: a speech we did. But it's nice to you to

601
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 1: say that, So we'll put it into the records. Slogdog,

602
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: we're gonna he's gonna let him bother us up. He

603
00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 1: can mechanize people. That means a good start. I'm not

604
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 1: saying you can't. That's a terrible doctor. And I think

605
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 1: I know doctor h Dr Markles, we've had a past.

606
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 1: If you could say, oh okay, I'm still not talking

607
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 1: to each other, all right, because it's not a good past. Anyways,

608
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: we have some follow up questions. Who would like to

609
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: go first? Well, I if it's so coy, doctor Stung Dong, Um,

610
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: what was your favorite part about our speech that we

611
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say you don't have to repeat your name

612
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 1: once it's established on the record, but if you want

613
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: to keep saying it just because you like the way

614
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: it sounds, that's also fine. I really like it coming

615
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: from somebody else's mouth. But nonetheless, what was your favorite

616
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:52,439
Speaker 1: part about that speech that we did? Sorry for clification

617
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: before we read back the notes? You want you are?

618
00:41:56,320 --> 00:42:02,800
Speaker 1: You prefer sorry Dong and someone else's mouth. I like

619
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 1: when I hear it coming out of somebody else. That's

620
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 1: a good clarification. But this sounds sexual to anyone else,

621
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: I mean, should it? You're awful? Doctor? Okay. If you

622
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 1: know the pop singer Um Jason Drulo, he says his

623
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: name at the start of every song. So I was said,

624
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: Sloan Dong is emulating Rulo, if I'm correct, Slung Dong,

625
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: you mechanize the child. Yes, I did, and I don't

626
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 1: see I'm not sure I have. Tommy Dillard is right

627
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 1: outside and I could bring him in here and we

628
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: can show you everything that we would come. Yes, that's

629
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: why here bringing in. Oh I didn't know you. Yes,

630
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 1: send him Tommy. Who are you talking to? Which one?

631
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: I thought there was somebody at the door on the

632
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 1: other side. You would have to talk louder as I think. Okay,

633
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 1: we'll get Tommy. Tommy, we need you inside. It's not

634
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:03,399
Speaker 1: that I don't be honest. This Tommy Dillard. My god,

635
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: those calb muscles, I mean, can see it again. Let

636
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 1: me just say, it seems kind of like there's just

637
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 1: the head of Tommy Dillard and everything else, Like is

638
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 1: it really Tommy Dillard anymore? I'm still Tommy Dillard and

639
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:31,879
Speaker 1: I am still up for adoption. So if anyone's hard,

640
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: and that is seemed to got a hard, pat on

641
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: me Dillard? Why a hard? So strong? See three comes

642
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: from paton V and wrote, how about a typical afternoon

643
00:43:56,040 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: at IKEA, thanks and take care? Excuse me? You're working out?

644
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: Oh shit, yeah, I just I'm the uh yeah, the

645
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 1: sink in this kitchen display doesn't work and I just

646
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 1: wanted to get a glass of water real quick. So um,

647
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: I got a fucking idiot. None of this stuff works

648
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 1: come in here, they sleeping. It's fake. It's supposed to

649
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 1: be an example, you know what, I quitta? What is it? Wow?

650
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 1: I'm are you punching me in the arm? Why are

651
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 1: you this was It wasn't supposed to be a punch

652
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 1: in the arm so much as a get the funk

653
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: out of here. But you're punching in the arm as

654
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: you say that, because you know how many times I've

655
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:47,439
Speaker 1: had to clean ship out of toilets, make ap bed

656
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: that's been there. Look, this is TV doesn't work. I'm sorry,

657
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: but maybe you should get better, better equipment and gear

658
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 1: in your store. Now, will you grab me some ice

659
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 1: out of the freezer over there? My arm? Really? M

660
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 1: I'm leaving good luck to you. Wesley. Yeah, we heard

661
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 1: that you absolutely went ape on one of our customers,

662
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: and we're firing you. I'm so sorry. I don't think

663
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: you watched the video. I tore my name tag off

664
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: and I started punching them. Man, I figured that was

665
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: my that was my resignation. Look right, and I just

666
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 1: want to let you know that we're firing you. You

667
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 1: can't fire me. I assaulted somebody in the store. I

668
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 1: punched them. So we're going to fire you. I just

669
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: want to let you know that, like we're firing you,

670
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 1: have you considered putting a little sign on every display

671
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 1: that these are not real items and that they're just

672
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: you know, displays. Oh I'm sorry, it's I only listen

673
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 1: to people that work for me, and because we fired you,

674
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 1: I just totally space. Okay, Well, then I guess I'll

675
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 1: leave this office as a customer. And before I go,

676
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 1: I'm going to do a number two in the bathroom. Okay, okay, Wesley,

677
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 1: that's that's that's crossed the line. Now that's crossed the line.

678
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: You know how many maybe up on the mountain of

679
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: being a boss, you don't see what we have to

680
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: do down there. But we're cleaning this up all the times,

681
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:29,439
Speaker 1: and you just resent me because you were like Mr

682
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 1: Cool in high school and then I became Mrs Manager

683
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 1: in college and now you know, I've climbed the ranks

684
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 1: and you just kind of like stayed near like fired.

685
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 1: So like, don't hold it against me and take a

686
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: ship in the bathroom that I am overseeing. Excuse me,

687
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, interrupted, I'm looking for hangers that also match

688
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: a chair and a desk. Okay, Um, so there wasn't

689
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,359
Speaker 1: employees only sign And then you know I couldn't get

690
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 1: anyone on the floor to help me, so I just

691
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: start knocking on doors. I'm so sorry. I understand. Um,

692
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: hangars will be in aisles. It's just a room of management.

693
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: Is just a higher up sort of situation. Yeah, Hi,

694
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:13,439
Speaker 1: nice to meet you. Okay, I gotta tell you there

695
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 1: are no sales people out on the floor. There are

696
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: no helpful people out of the floor, and it seems

697
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 1: to me you're understaffed. Forgive me for saying, but if

698
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: I'm right, I would like a job here. I think

699
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: I could help your organization. Wow, that's so funny, because

700
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 1: I was about to say, so you're fired to this guy,

701
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 1: to you this attitude, you can just take your little

702
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 1: butt right out of IKEA because we don't need this. Okay,

703
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: that's fair, that's fair. But in in closing, is there

704
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,839
Speaker 1: a place I can go to find hangars that match

705
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 1: a charity that's going to be I'll thirty two h B.

706
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: You should punch this guy. You should punch this guy.

707
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: It feels real good. What what's happening? Why are you

708
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 1: do it? Do it? Yeah? No, don't do it. I'm

709
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: happy to leave. What you do that, um and that's

710
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:12,399
Speaker 1: why I'm the manager and you're fired. Well, we're gonna listen.

711
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 1: You're moving into the dorms next week. We're gonna get

712
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: that little shelf. Okay, let's go in here. Okay, this

713
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: is really cool. I've never been an Ikea before. Like, wow,

714
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,839
Speaker 1: we need to focus. It's very focused on focused. Look

715
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: at all these living rooms. This is amazing. It's like

716
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 1: living in ten hours is at the same time. Sure,

717
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: but just focus. We need to get to the bedroom area. Ikia,

718
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: how can I help you? Hey, this is my first

719
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: time in an Ikea. Well, what a very special day

720
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: this is for you? It really is this exciting. I

721
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. Oh

722
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 1: that's how excited he was. Look at that. Uh, sir,

723
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: can I maybe help you with something? We're just looking

724
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 1: for the like a drawers chest of drawers thing. He's

725
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 1: going to call yss you Arizona State, that is any idea,

726
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 1: we'll sort a budget. We're working with um Low you

727
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: know we're here. Yeah, so un if we could have

728
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: something thirteen and seventeen would be my recommendation. Would have

729
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: a follow up question for you so I don't actually

730
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: work here, but would you recommend me? Yeah, you've been cordill,

731
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: You've told me where to go. I'm not sure what

732
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,399
Speaker 1: else I would want from an employ Thank you very much.

733
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 1: What is your last name? Is this your Is this

734
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 1: your son? Yeah? Here, I found him pissing into one

735
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: of our closet displays. I there was a bathroom display.

736
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: I thought this was a bathroom display right next to it,

737
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: and you decided to piss in the closet display. Either way,

738
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 1: you understand it's a display. Now, if you were to

739
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,800
Speaker 1: follow the marked signs to get to the restroom, you

740
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 1: would go through a couple of malors and eventually get

741
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 1: to it. Please go, Please, let go with my son.

742
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: I'm secon all. Do you have signs up that say

743
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 1: this is display only? Because signs up that same restroom

744
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 1: this way in our house, weep in the closet, So

745
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: unless you have a sign up. I'm a lawyer, my

746
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 1: husband's a lawyer. Listen, I have this whole place shut

747
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: down because you don't have enough signs to say this

748
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: is a display only. Sir. For the record, I just

749
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 1: want to say this has been incredibly helpful, and I

750
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: think you've made some great points that could help the

751
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: company at large worldwide. You've been fired from the building.

752
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: This is your fired from the building. But please tell

753
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:39,280
Speaker 1: her again, I don't. This employee is amazing. Help me already.

754
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: It's nicer than you are. Has not a assaulted my son.

755
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: I don't know where a stretching man is right now.

756
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: Stretching man is not allowed in here anymore. Wow, he's

757
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: addicted to the meatballs. He takes what he wants. Um,

758
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: I feel like out. I just want to point out

759
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: there's a there's an arm going through the window right there.

760
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:10,800
Speaker 1: It's oh god, oh deal with this. Okay, you're not hired,

761
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 1: but deal with this. Thank you very much. I won't

762
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 1: disappoint you now. Then should we head on over Aisle

763
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 1: or seventeen? Yeah? Sure, please take you there? Follow me

764
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: so I understand you. So, Leslie, is it tell me

765
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 1: about your last job, Leslie and why you think you're

766
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:32,280
Speaker 1: perfect material or for Oh sorry, I am super drunk.

767
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: That word did not come out. It's been a long morning.

768
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 1: I'm having some marital difficulties with my wife. You know

769
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: what I mean. But this is not about me. This

770
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: is your job. Interview Weslie, what thank you for that?

771
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: Thank you for that, and I'm sorry for your trouble. Well,

772
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. It's it's been hard. Is this your

773
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 1: first wife, sir? If you don't mind me asking, Yeah, yeah,

774
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 1: first wife this month? And how long had you been together?

775
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 1: There this month, which meant by this month ye have

776
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: your newlyweds. She's my second wife overall. But my congratulations,

777
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,319
Speaker 1: just growing pains and you'll work it out. I'm sure

778
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 1: it's gonna be fine. This is your job interview though

779
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: this isn't about me, so okay, sure, happy to talk

780
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: about myself as well. Okay, Uh, do do you also

781
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: have marital troubles? I've had them and worked right through them.

782
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 1: Really mhm, I think you do? You think you think

783
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:35,879
Speaker 1: you're better than me? Uh that's taking a long time

784
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 1: to answer. You look like you think you're better than me. No,

785
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,919
Speaker 1: it really wasn't about that. Wesley, looking for a job.

786
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: I've got your resume right here. Listen, here's what we want.

787
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 1: You want to speak easy with pinball machines and uh,

788
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:56,320
Speaker 1: just just just descript what am I thinking? What's the

789
00:52:56,360 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 1: word discretion? Sorry, I'm drunk. Have you been drinking discretion

790
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,839
Speaker 1: is our type party. Everything has been a tough morning, Yeah,

791
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 1: a little bit. We had a kid in here, trouble

792
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 1: with the wife. Uh no, No, happily married, very happily.

793
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,760
Speaker 1: I mean like I can't stop thinking about our at times.

794
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 1: Oh that's so nice. That's that's we call that the

795
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 1: sweet spot. That's what I has been in the sweet

796
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,879
Speaker 1: spot for seventeen years. So yeah, not the wet spot,

797
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 1: the sweet spot. Yeah, yeah, sweet spot. But we had

798
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 1: a kid. I mean, if you're lucky to get both

799
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: in a great marriage, yeah, yeah, sweet and wet, I

800
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: hear you. Um but like I was saying, we had

801
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: a kid in here who broke some records on one

802
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 1: of our pinball machines, and we just can't look at that.

803
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, look at that. That's incredible. Yeah. Um well,

804
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to discuss any of my previous employment or

805
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 1: how I might be able to be of service. You

806
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: don't need to hear about previous stuff unless there's something

807
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,359
Speaker 1: that sticks out you'd like to share. But we don't

808
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: have a hell of around and a Kia says right

809
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 1: there on the resume, I'm sure you can say just

810
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 1: one thing we want to make sure no superpowers, right,

811
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:12,399
Speaker 1: we've had some bad super superpower employees. Well, I mean

812
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: I have one that I would consider a superpower. I

813
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: know all of my friends eating habits and food allergies. Oh,

814
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: it is so nice to have you here. Gosh, we

815
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 1: haven't had new blood in this group in a while.

816
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 1: Professor Boss is gonna love you. Let me introduce you

817
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,359
Speaker 1: to the guys. What do you go by, by the way,

818
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: is it allergy man or no? No? No, Uh, it's

819
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 1: he knows man, he knows man. Yeah, oh man, we're

820
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: just so excited to have you. Anyway, this is uh

821
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: vision envisionment. He's around here somewhere. I'm here, Wow, right

822
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: behind me. That wasn't creepy at all. Nice to meet you.

823
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:03,479
Speaker 1: And invis man, can I call you pervy? Oh my god,

824
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 1: I'm new here. I'm just messing around. I'm just messing around. Well,

825
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,880
Speaker 1: you're not the first new guy to say something like that.

826
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 1: It's kind of a bad song. Maybe look in the

827
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: mirror if you show up in one. Hey, look at that.

828
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: I know you. You're welcome to the team. This is incredible.

829
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:27,879
Speaker 1: There's no Iron team. Just remember that. I do know that. Yeah,

830
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:33,879
Speaker 1: do you like, uh hummus with raw veggies. Actually I'm

831
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 1: allergic to both. Good to know. Thank you. Wo wow,

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Speaker 1: I told you guys, he was gonna be great. Didn't

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Speaker 1: the professor signed off on him? I mean, not yet,

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Speaker 1: but but she will. I'm sure she's gonna love this guy.

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Speaker 1: He's great. She loves everybody right. She's just been so

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Speaker 1: she comes good away. Hi you guys. I horrible news.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, what's wrong? It turns out son Man, he

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Speaker 1: didn't just like he didn't goes to me. He goes

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Speaker 1: to the world. It was inevitable that the sun was

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Speaker 1: thank god. I thought you met the sun? Oh god,

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Speaker 1: that was I thought I would have noticed. Are you also?

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Speaker 1: If I may? Sorry? Hi, nice to meet jam he

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Speaker 1: knows man. Are you lactose intolerant? Have you been tested

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Speaker 1: for that? Yeah? Um? No, I haven't been tested for that.

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Speaker 1: Um that sort of vibe? Okay? Is it? The puffs

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Speaker 1: Of course they do get expansive from lactos. This guy

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Speaker 1: I've never had any allergy testing, but I know a

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Speaker 1: great doctor who does allergies, Dr Schlangdong, and that is

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Speaker 1: our show. Who would go to schlangdon for allergy tests?

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Speaker 1: I say not. I want to thank all of our alchemists,

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Speaker 1: um Man, Crazy Fun, Mark Gagliardi, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: That's always this and uh, what would you like to

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Speaker 1: steer folks towards? Uh, I'd love to see the folks towards.

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Speaker 1: We got this with Mark and how on the Maximum

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Speaker 1: Fun Network? Uh featuring I've a recent or upcoming episode

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Speaker 1: featuring Kevin Pollock that is hilarious and he was great.

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Speaker 1: Uh and you were a lot of fun in there.

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Speaker 1: And also Blood and Treasure season two coming out soon. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is come very exciting coming up. Damn exciting And

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Speaker 1: thank you so damn much. Thank you so much in

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Speaker 1: a good time. Uh, you wanted to mention some other

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Speaker 1: podcast hasn't aired yet, but you keep your eyes open,

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Speaker 1: better a very fun trivia trivia trivia podcast that my

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Speaker 1: it does, you should know better. Look for that. Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much for that and for being here a

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Speaker 1: whole sing you can. Hey, thanks for having me. First

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Speaker 1: of all, there's always so much fun. Everyone makes me

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Speaker 1: laugh a lot. Um. Feel free to follow me on

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Speaker 1: my social media. It's one of the fall more famous

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Speaker 1: I Amy, How hey, how soon are we going to

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Speaker 1: it's it's I've got some ideas noodling and all right,

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Speaker 1: let's let's do it in a month, man, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: I'll do it. That's here, we're going out happy to work,

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Speaker 1: all right, great lovely um. One month. So when you

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Speaker 1: have a TikTok. Excellent and thank you for being here

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Speaker 1: as always, James Heney on April three at eight pm

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Speaker 1: at the west Side Comedy Theater Alchemy. This has a

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Speaker 1: you guys there to see it. That's a great plot,

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Speaker 1: find out. Let's thank our engineer and producer with stars,

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Speaker 1: Mr Debating five folks that I heart media. Mum dum dumb.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollack reminding you to please be

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Speaker 1: kinding each other. I promise it works and making your

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Speaker 1: an exciting process, I know. Um, but yeah, so there

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Speaker 1: you go. That's it for the show until next time.

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Speaker 1: Remember too,