1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:04,360 Speaker 1: I am very excited about Life and Beth season two. 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:06,320 Speaker 1: Do you have a lot to do in the second season? 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 1: I gotta gotta. 4 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 2: You know, I do what I do when I when 5 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,039 Speaker 2: I do it. But you know, uh, you know it's 6 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 2: like when I when I do it, I do it. 7 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:18,440 Speaker 2: I mean obviously no, But what I'm saying is like, when. 8 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,360 Speaker 3: I do it, I'm doing it. 9 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, what does that mean? Like when you're doing when 10 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 1: you're exactly when I do it I do, you're showing up, 11 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,120 Speaker 1: you're doing your thing. Do you do what you do best? 12 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: And that's what you're doing in the show. 13 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, what do you what? 14 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,560 Speaker 1: It's not what I said. It's it's not what I said. 15 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 1: He said. I'm doing what I'm doing, and that's what 16 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. 17 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 3: The I'm doing, man, I'm doing what the fuck I'm doing. 18 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:44,640 Speaker 2: When you start the fucking show the way you started 19 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:45,159 Speaker 2: the show, it. 20 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 3: Throws me off because I come in. 21 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:50,519 Speaker 2: I say four o'clock, lights, cameras action, and I mean 22 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 2: that lights, cameras action, and you take a little gusto 23 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:57,680 Speaker 2: out of me with your drippy batteries and your drippy 24 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 2: dick and all that stuff. I don't like the trippy 25 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 2: batteries and drippy dick. Boom have no fear. The Iron 26 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,040 Speaker 2: rapp Reports Stereo podcast is here. Boom, have no fear. 27 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 2: The I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast. 28 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:21,119 Speaker 1: Is here. 29 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 3: On today's museum. 30 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 2: Quality, fully disruptive Iron Rapports Stereo podcasts. He's back, the 31 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 2: Young Shooter, Deuce Pacino, Deuce Collins is back, The Oscar 32 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:38,039 Speaker 2: nominations are out, and who cares? What's it like living 33 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,759 Speaker 2: in close quarters with Dean Collins aka the Young Shooter 34 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 2: and so much more on a hard hitting, high flying, 35 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,520 Speaker 2: fully disruptive Iron Rapports Stereo podcast. Coming up right now, 36 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 2: Miles Jordan Ak, the Bleach Brothers, The Ak the Dost 37 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 2: brother starts this puppy off. 38 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 3: It's up real nice, start this puppy off. It's up 39 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 3: real out. 40 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 2: But most of the wo'm let's start this puppy off 41 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 2: with something real fucking I Am Rapports Stereo Podcast leganty. 42 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:06,760 Speaker 2: Let's go boom now, I'm not asking you if you're ready, 43 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 2: Like we're starting the show. 44 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 1: The show. 45 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 2: The show starts at four, the podcast starts at four, 46 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 2: so that's when we're starting. 47 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 1: I know, but my zoom recorder. It's saying I have 48 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 1: a low battery. I just got to replace the batteries 49 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: really quick. No no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. 50 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,959 Speaker 2: How many podcasts have we done together? How many would 51 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 2: you guess we've done together? 52 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 1: How many? Two hundred and fifty three? 53 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 2: Okay, whatever, whatever the number is, it's more than enough 54 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:41,679 Speaker 2: for you to know the technicalities of doing a podcast. 55 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 1: If you only have one battery in your zoo excuse me, 56 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 1: Yeah no, it's just sometimes batteries die that the battery 57 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,799 Speaker 1: is dead. I have to replace the battery. And now 58 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:50,720 Speaker 1: the Zoom recorders is. 59 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,799 Speaker 2: Doing that now. And if if it doesn't record, then 60 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,360 Speaker 2: you didn't need Okay, fingers fingers cross. Hopefully we got 61 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 2: enough juice left in us fingers crossed the battery. Okay, 62 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 2: hold on, let me get it. 63 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: Oh jesus. Now now it's oozing like fluid. Fluid's coming 64 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: out of the Zoom recorder like oil. 65 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 3: Not my problem now, I'm. 66 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,080 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get a rag in a broom really quick, 67 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:14,920 Speaker 1: and I'll be right back. 68 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't even know why why I'm 69 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 3: doing this. 70 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:22,959 Speaker 1: Okay, we're good to go. You're good, yep, all juiced 71 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,080 Speaker 1: up que the opening. 72 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 2: Boom have no Fear. The Iron rapport Stereo Podcast is here. 73 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 2: Boom have no fear. The I Am rap Reports Stereo 74 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 2: podcasts here. Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome 75 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 2: to the Ziggety Zone of Disruption. The name is Michael 76 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 2: rapport Ak, the Gringleman dingo Ak, the Inflame not Saganize aka. 77 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 3: The Sultan Sniff. 78 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 2: Iron rap Port Stereo Podcast is in the place to be, 79 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 2: And let's just jump into it, because you. 80 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 3: Never know if he's gonna be here. 81 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 2: You never know if he's gonna be recording, You never 82 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 2: know if his batteries are gonna be intentc you never 83 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 2: know if he's gonna have his lights on. You never 84 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 2: know what the fuck you're gonna get. But without further Adode, 85 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:19,799 Speaker 2: Deuce Cuddles, Deuce Valentine, Deuce Patino is in the place 86 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:21,919 Speaker 2: to be. Boom Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast. 87 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:26,839 Speaker 1: Dean Collins, Yes sir, yes sir, we're here. We're off 88 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 1: to a bumpy stars as usual, but we're we're making 89 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:34,839 Speaker 1: it happen. I don't know. These things just happened to me. 90 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 1: It's just like the battery's dead. There's a spill on 91 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,159 Speaker 1: the fly. I can't tell you what it is, but 92 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 1: you should know that this is what you've come to 93 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 1: expect dealing with me, having me on the podcast. So 94 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,559 Speaker 1: but why why? I don't know. I asked myself to say, 95 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 1: why is that? 96 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:53,520 Speaker 2: Why is that my expectations should be should be shit? 97 00:04:54,279 --> 00:05:00,440 Speaker 2: Like I should expect bad internet batteries not ready, your 98 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 2: hair's not fixed, like, that's why I have to we. 99 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:06,480 Speaker 1: Just we don't have hair and makeup on like as 100 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 1: a part of the budget for this podcast. And what 101 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 1: did your makeup? What did you mean? This is why 102 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:11,159 Speaker 1: we're yourself? 103 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:14,560 Speaker 2: What are you a monkey? Are you a monkey? Somebody 104 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 2: needs to pick like the dust and the lice off? You, 105 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 2: groom yourself? Are you a real housewife? Are you going 106 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,160 Speaker 2: to the oscars? 107 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:23,479 Speaker 1: Are you? Are you? 108 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 3: Are you Margot Robbie. You're not Margot Robbie. 109 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:27,800 Speaker 1: I wish I was. 110 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:28,719 Speaker 3: You don't need grooming. 111 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 2: Put yourself, take a shower, fucking towel off, put some 112 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 2: deodorant on, put some some some skin cream on and 113 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 2: let's get this thing going. 114 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,839 Speaker 1: Why does it have to be? Oh, I say it's 115 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,880 Speaker 1: you know. I started because I've told you that like, 116 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,799 Speaker 1: I don't smoke wheat anymore. And and I actually recently 117 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:50,360 Speaker 1: started getting gummies like THHC gummies, so I haven't had 118 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 1: THHC in my system for like literally a year and 119 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 1: a half. I've been taking these gummies before bed, and 120 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 1: it's it's making me a little groggy the next day. 121 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 1: It's kind of reminding me why I stopped smoking wheat. 122 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:04,560 Speaker 1: But it's you should get on the gummies. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, 123 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,280 Speaker 1: no chilling dummies. 124 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,880 Speaker 2: I don't do gummies except for sometimes to sleep. Like 125 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:15,000 Speaker 2: you said, I don't play with that ship. They haven't, 126 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 2: like you know, found the right mix and match. I 127 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 2: got enough going on. I just got a steroids shot 128 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:26,359 Speaker 2: from my voice. I'm hopped up right now, steroids, a 129 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:31,160 Speaker 2: z peck and some difflucin. I'm feeling like a million 130 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 2: bucks walking around, hopping, skipping, jumping, feeling good, looking good. 131 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:43,600 Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, great day in New York. What 132 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 2: is that noise? 133 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,400 Speaker 1: I'm in an apartment. I have like laundry going. What 134 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:50,760 Speaker 1: does that sound of? Oh, your your clothes are done. 135 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 1: They're finished, They're all nice and dry. Don't worry, just 136 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 1: just keep it going, you Dean, Dean. Dean Dean. 137 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:01,719 Speaker 2: I'm sitting here talking about how I'm feeling good. I'm 138 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:05,360 Speaker 2: hopped up on steroids. It's a beautiful day in New York, 139 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 2: a winter day. I'm monologue in here. I'm going I'm 140 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:13,240 Speaker 2: waxing poetic and turn the laundry machine off. It's I 141 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 2: don't want buzzin'. 142 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:19,520 Speaker 1: It's off. Now. See, you can continue on with the monologue. No, 143 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,960 Speaker 1: I wasn't really paying attention anyway, so maybe just start 144 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 1: the monologue over again. 145 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:30,680 Speaker 2: I just wanted to say that it's a great day 146 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,360 Speaker 2: in New York. The vibes are fantastic in New York. 147 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:39,600 Speaker 2: For all the Shenanigans you see online, New York is 148 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 2: New York, and it is the greatest city in the world. 149 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:47,240 Speaker 2: And I just want I wanted to articulate that I 150 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,560 Speaker 2: was feeling good. My voice is not totally back, but 151 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,080 Speaker 2: it's getting there. I got a nice shot in the 152 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:55,280 Speaker 2: ass of some steroids the other day. I also wanted 153 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,160 Speaker 2: to have stool talk with you. Can have a little 154 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,120 Speaker 2: stool talk with you. 155 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 1: I mean, I'll talk about it with you if you 156 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,960 Speaker 1: want to talk about it. I think it's something that 157 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,320 Speaker 1: you should save for your therapist. But if it's if 158 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,960 Speaker 1: you don't have a friend or a wife to talk 159 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 1: to you about that kind of stuff, no one wants 160 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,440 Speaker 1: to see. 161 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,640 Speaker 2: That's not you're going to try to shame me out 162 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:13,640 Speaker 2: of having stool taught. 163 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it. 164 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 2: I'm not like, well, I'm not going to talk about 165 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:21,640 Speaker 2: the details of my stool, but I am going to 166 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:27,400 Speaker 2: say that it is important to discuss if you have 167 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:31,520 Speaker 2: a museum quality stool or if there's something wrong with 168 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,000 Speaker 2: your stool. Other than that, we don't need to get 169 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,080 Speaker 2: into details. I wanted to share with you in the 170 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,920 Speaker 2: world because I do have alternative colitis, I do have 171 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:39,720 Speaker 2: stomach issues. 172 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:40,880 Speaker 3: I do have my inflammation. 173 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:48,520 Speaker 2: My stool this morning was so so gorgeous and so 174 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,120 Speaker 2: well put together, and I was so proud of it. 175 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,720 Speaker 2: And somebody that has stomach issues like I have, someone 176 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,480 Speaker 2: who's just coming off of having the flu last month, 177 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,960 Speaker 2: someone who's coming off of who the fuck knows why 178 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,559 Speaker 2: I've lost my voice, you know, and some of who's 179 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:05,800 Speaker 2: coming off of, uh, you know, having an ultra clyysinse. 180 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:09,640 Speaker 2: I'm sixteen, someone who's on no medication right now. I 181 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:13,040 Speaker 2: am on no medication for my stomach to sit down 182 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:18,000 Speaker 2: and then look, because you gotta look at your stool. 183 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,040 Speaker 2: You gotta, you gotta, you gotta bear witness to your 184 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,320 Speaker 2: stool to make sure you're healthy. 185 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,760 Speaker 1: To look down at that gorgeous stool this. 186 00:09:23,679 --> 00:09:27,920 Speaker 2: Morning, without being detailed, I just like, it was just 187 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:31,760 Speaker 2: just a gorgeous, healthy stool. This is about health. This 188 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,320 Speaker 2: is not about graphic doodoo talk. I don't like poopy 189 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:38,120 Speaker 2: pants talks any of that. It was just a gorgeous, healthy, 190 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:42,199 Speaker 2: museum quality stool. And that's all I wanted to say. 191 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,960 Speaker 1: But what is the barometer, Like, how do you know 192 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:48,400 Speaker 1: that that's Oh, that's the museum quality stool that I've 193 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 1: been seeking, Like do you look. 194 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:54,360 Speaker 2: Up on how details of what's a museum. When you 195 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:57,120 Speaker 2: get into the details of what's a museum quality school 196 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,760 Speaker 2: and what's not, that's when it becomes disgusting. 197 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,320 Speaker 3: And I was trying to say from the beginning. 198 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,560 Speaker 2: I don't like, you know, poopy talk, I don't like 199 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:06,320 Speaker 2: toilet talk. 200 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:07,480 Speaker 1: I don't like all that. 201 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,640 Speaker 2: If it's disgusting, I'm not gonna mention. I'm gonna say, oh, 202 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:13,440 Speaker 2: my stomach's not doing well. But when I have a 203 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:17,360 Speaker 2: gorgeous well put together stool like I did this morning 204 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,880 Speaker 2: with the issues that I've had in the past with 205 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,120 Speaker 2: my stomach with a man who's turning fifty four this 206 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:26,640 Speaker 2: year and in all serieses, I like to play around, 207 00:10:26,679 --> 00:10:30,920 Speaker 2: but it's very important to you know, make sure you 208 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,760 Speaker 2: get that colon. Ask could be this, that and the third. 209 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:36,480 Speaker 2: When I have that gorgeous stool, I like to have 210 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:41,120 Speaker 2: a little stool talk. So welcome today's edition of stool talk. 211 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,200 Speaker 1: It's making me nervous that this is what I have 212 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:46,920 Speaker 1: to look forward to when I get to your age, 213 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,199 Speaker 1: like is this is. 214 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,920 Speaker 3: You're not that far away, homie. 215 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:53,720 Speaker 1: I am, You're not that far You're not that far away, homie. 216 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:57,560 Speaker 2: Thirty four years old this year, you're gonna be thirty four, 217 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,080 Speaker 2: the Big three four. 218 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,280 Speaker 1: That's true. I'm just old Campbell. 219 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:05,120 Speaker 2: And you ain't Walter Payton, motherfucker, No you ain't. You 220 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:09,720 Speaker 2: ain't the Rose of Texas, and you ain't Sweetness. So 221 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,840 Speaker 2: those dudes war number thirty four. You're gonna be thirty 222 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:16,040 Speaker 2: four and you still look twenty four, twenty two, whatever 223 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:16,400 Speaker 2: the fuck is. 224 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,680 Speaker 1: Thank you. It's getting weird. It's getting weird. Thank you, 225 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,880 Speaker 1: Thank you. Man. I'm just I'm just saying, like, I 226 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,640 Speaker 1: just is that what I have to look forward to, 227 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,400 Speaker 1: those small victories that you seem to take so much 228 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:29,240 Speaker 1: pride in, which which is alarming to me. I mean, 229 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,079 Speaker 1: I think it's great you have you have a healthy stool, 230 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,560 Speaker 1: but it's like, fuck, man, If that's like what I 231 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:36,160 Speaker 1: have to look forward to, I'm a little nervous. 232 00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:39,000 Speaker 2: Well, you should be so lucky that you wake up 233 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,480 Speaker 2: to a beautiful stool like I woke up to. I 234 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:45,199 Speaker 2: just want to remind people the eighth and ninth of February, 235 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,439 Speaker 2: the eighth and ninth of February, I. 236 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,960 Speaker 1: Will be performing. 237 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:54,720 Speaker 2: In beautiful Miami, Florida at the Miami Improv February eighth, 238 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:59,840 Speaker 2: February ninth, performing the Miami Improv. All tickets, all information, 239 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:06,560 Speaker 2: and Michael Rappaport Comedy Dot calm. You want to come 240 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,200 Speaker 2: to Miami and do some shows down there, videotapes some shows? 241 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,160 Speaker 1: When is it? Oh? 242 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:15,160 Speaker 3: God, eighth I just fucking said the eighth and ninth 243 00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:17,480 Speaker 3: of February. 244 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:22,040 Speaker 1: I just said the eighth and ninth. I just didar promo. Yeah, well, 245 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,240 Speaker 1: the eighth and night. I mean I should be wide open. 246 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,240 Speaker 1: The eighth and ninth, come out to Miami. 247 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,760 Speaker 2: But you, I just I bet you've run to Miami. 248 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,160 Speaker 2: You fuck, but you left me. You left me with 249 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,840 Speaker 2: my dick in my hand in Portland. 250 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,439 Speaker 1: I was really looking forward to Portland. But you've you've 251 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,880 Speaker 1: somehow brought that upon yourself. I would have loved to 252 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,200 Speaker 1: have been there guarding you, been security for you, but 253 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,120 Speaker 1: that was out of my hands at that point. I 254 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,560 Speaker 1: was outnumbered there. You were on your own over there. 255 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,280 Speaker 1: I wanted no involvement. No, I did not want to 256 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:50,680 Speaker 1: participate in that. And I feel like a part of 257 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,320 Speaker 1: me I told you, I feel like I would have 258 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,760 Speaker 1: been there, and I would have been kind of nervous 259 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,240 Speaker 1: by the protesters that I would have been like, fuck, 260 00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:58,880 Speaker 1: like give me a sign, give me something to hold up. 261 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,040 Speaker 1: I would have joined the pro test just so they 262 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,080 Speaker 1: didn't throw anything in me. 263 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,040 Speaker 3: Yeah. 264 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,520 Speaker 1: Well, but it's all good. 265 00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:08,240 Speaker 2: But the eighth and ninth, I will be in Miami 266 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:12,160 Speaker 2: at the Miami Improv and that's gonna be a fantastic 267 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:16,960 Speaker 2: batch of shows. And you know, what, can I say, Dean, 268 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:20,400 Speaker 2: There's so much to talk about. There's so much going on. 269 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:23,959 Speaker 2: The Oscar nominations came out, and you know, I feel 270 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,880 Speaker 2: like every year we go over the Oscars. 271 00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:28,360 Speaker 3: And the OSCAR nominations, and I was going over the 272 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:31,000 Speaker 3: list of Best Film, Best Actor. 273 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,600 Speaker 1: And I was like, god, damn. I'm like, I'm like, 274 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,439 Speaker 1: I'm out of the loop. You've been out of it. 275 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,040 Speaker 1: But at the same time, like you are out of 276 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,600 Speaker 1: the loop. And I know you're like, what is that move. 277 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,000 Speaker 1: I'll bring up movies that are OSCAR nominated shit, and 278 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,280 Speaker 1: you you've never even heard of them. You've been out 279 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,840 Speaker 1: of the loop. You've been out of touch with the 280 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:50,080 Speaker 1: movie industry, the movie game a little bit this year. 281 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,240 Speaker 1: But at the same time, and I always kind of 282 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,280 Speaker 1: say it every year, I'm always like, God, this year, 283 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:58,040 Speaker 1: just what a weak year. I tend to say that 284 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,600 Speaker 1: like over the past couple of years, but this year 285 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,120 Speaker 1: in particular has been just a weird year. And and 286 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,560 Speaker 1: it does feel like a weak year to me, like 287 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,840 Speaker 1: Mark Ruffalo getting nominated for Poor Things as a supporting 288 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:13,640 Speaker 1: Actor and America Fererra for Barbie. It's just like, I 289 00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:16,400 Speaker 1: don't I don't fucking know. I was very disappointed to 290 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:20,720 Speaker 1: see that nothing for Air, like out of everything that 291 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:24,120 Speaker 1: came out, No, and I thought Air was so good, 292 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:29,120 Speaker 1: but I don't know. I really really really disliked that movie, 293 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,160 Speaker 1: Poor Things. I'm shocked at that Scott so much. But 294 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,240 Speaker 1: you know, at the end of the day, like these 295 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,360 Speaker 1: fucking award shows, they're all self maspiratory and it's just 296 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,240 Speaker 1: like stroking each other's egos. I really don't care. I 297 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,280 Speaker 1: like the tradition of it. I'll tune in to see 298 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,400 Speaker 1: if there's any like Chris Rock or Will Smith kind 299 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,320 Speaker 1: of incident, hoping something crazy happens. But other than that, 300 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,480 Speaker 1: you want to see somebody gets smacked in the face. 301 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,760 Speaker 1: I'd love to. I mean, that was that was iconic. 302 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,080 Speaker 1: I watched that live and you were the first person 303 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,840 Speaker 1: I texted like, holy shit, did you see that. I mean, yeah, 304 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,120 Speaker 1: if someone gets fucking bum rush on the stage, I say, 305 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:02,280 Speaker 1: let it fly, keep the security at their seats, let 306 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,040 Speaker 1: just see what happens. That was fun. That was the 307 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,760 Speaker 1: That was It's true. It's true. 308 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:12,320 Speaker 2: Unfortunately Chris Rock's uh you know, uh, you know, having 309 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,120 Speaker 2: to go through that. It was actually the best moment 310 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,720 Speaker 2: in Oscar history in recent years. Not that I encourage 311 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:21,040 Speaker 2: any of that kind of shit for anybody, but I mean, 312 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,720 Speaker 2: do you even know who's hosting the Oscars. 313 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:27,520 Speaker 1: Who cares fuck? Who is hosting the Oscars? Oh, I 314 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:30,880 Speaker 1: have no idea. Actually, what do you think about you 315 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,160 Speaker 1: and me hosting the OSCAR? That would be so much fun. 316 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,640 Speaker 1: Can you imagine that? People would be like, what the 317 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:39,280 Speaker 1: fuck is this? But that was awesome? It's Oh, it's 318 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:44,120 Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel. Oh, that'll be good. Jimmy Kimmel's always good 319 00:15:45,400 --> 00:16:03,240 Speaker 1: podcast anyway, fucking who gives a shit? But yeah, I 320 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,200 Speaker 1: got some good movie. Rex, you did see that one? 321 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:05,800 Speaker 3: Uh? 322 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,960 Speaker 1: You told me that you watch that Netflix docuseries that 323 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:14,240 Speaker 1: is batshit crazy an American nightmare. Why do you break 324 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 1: that down a little bit? Because people should watch that listen. 325 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,920 Speaker 2: I can't say it's a great, well done documentary, but 326 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,760 Speaker 2: there's some fucking crazy. 327 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,160 Speaker 1: People in the world. 328 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 3: Man, Yeah, there. 329 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:30,360 Speaker 2: Is some crazy, corrupt, fucking shit with police officers. 330 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,240 Speaker 3: Ninety nine point nine percent of. 331 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:32,800 Speaker 1: Them are great. 332 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,800 Speaker 2: But when you're just like, I've seen it all, I've 333 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:39,520 Speaker 2: heard it all, I've datelined it all, I've murdered, docked, 334 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,280 Speaker 2: and chilled it all, and you're like, what the fuck you? 335 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:49,600 Speaker 2: I mean three parts three hours? You want to try 336 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,640 Speaker 2: to explain this shit to the people, Like how do 337 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,160 Speaker 2: you explain. 338 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,960 Speaker 1: I mean, it's like it was like a kidnapping between 339 00:16:56,200 --> 00:17:00,000 Speaker 1: a girlfriend and a boyfriend and his girlfriend gets kidnapped, 340 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,480 Speaker 1: but it's like very elaborate. He says that like people 341 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,920 Speaker 1: came in and wet suits and made them wear these 342 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:09,879 Speaker 1: like underwater goggles and came in with like lasers and 343 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:13,920 Speaker 1: just like this crazy like she was zip tying him 344 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,879 Speaker 1: and yeah, and and and then she shows up and 345 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,960 Speaker 1: she like comes back, and so the police are like, 346 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,960 Speaker 1: oh shit, because they thought they had it peg for 347 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,399 Speaker 1: the boyfriend. They're like, this is two out there. And 348 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,200 Speaker 1: I will say, there's a lot of girl it was 349 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,359 Speaker 1: like some gone girl shit. They thought it was some 350 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,080 Speaker 1: gone girl shit. And like you said, there's you know, 351 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:31,040 Speaker 1: there's a lot of corrupt police officers and all this 352 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,359 Speaker 1: type of shit, and a lot of the times they 353 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,240 Speaker 1: dropped the ball with these investigations. But at the same time, 354 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,679 Speaker 1: like if I was a police officer and I was 355 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,560 Speaker 1: listening to this story that this guy had had told them, 356 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,520 Speaker 1: I would be like, you're out of your fucking mind. 357 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:47,679 Speaker 1: I mean, it was very it was unfathomable. I mean 358 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,880 Speaker 1: it was really hard to believe. But she shows up 359 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:53,119 Speaker 1: and it's just it's really out there. It's still like 360 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,280 Speaker 1: and at the end of it, you still don't know 361 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:59,399 Speaker 1: what happened. But I'm like, were they all in on it? 362 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,040 Speaker 1: People should just watch just watch it. It's on Netflix. 363 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,960 Speaker 1: It's on Netflix. An American Nightmare. It's really fucking out there. 364 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,680 Speaker 1: And yeah, they don't end it and like tie it 365 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,000 Speaker 1: up in a nice bow for you. At the end, 366 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,640 Speaker 1: you're left with tons of questions. It's just super fucking weird. 367 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,639 Speaker 2: But then they catch the sick fuck and then the 368 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,440 Speaker 2: sick fuck? Does it look like a sick fuck? Which 369 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:21,520 Speaker 2: always sometimes means you are a sick funk or it's like, 370 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,399 Speaker 2: you know, a sick fuck always does look like a 371 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:23,920 Speaker 2: sick fuck. 372 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,320 Speaker 3: The whole thing is just it's just bugged out. What 373 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,119 Speaker 3: else is going on? 374 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:28,400 Speaker 1: Hey? 375 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,040 Speaker 2: You know, a couple of people have asked me, said, oh, 376 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:34,240 Speaker 2: Dean's got a girlfriend now now that you have, like, 377 00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:37,440 Speaker 2: this is kind of like your first long term live 378 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,720 Speaker 2: in relationship. 379 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:44,359 Speaker 1: Correct, yep, correct, Well, what kind of live in spouse 380 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:50,560 Speaker 1: is deuced? Pachino? Me? What the like? What the fuck? 381 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:51,160 Speaker 1: I mean? 382 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:56,320 Speaker 2: I can't imagine what it must be like, hibernating with you, coexisting. 383 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:59,159 Speaker 1: With you, I think I really can't because when. 384 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,680 Speaker 3: I'm on the road with you, you you, you. 385 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:05,439 Speaker 1: Are just I mean, it's such bullshit, like you're on 386 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:09,680 Speaker 1: the road lit with and what I'm like, I'm fucking neat. 387 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:13,400 Speaker 1: I'm neat. I clean up after myself, Yeah, I clean 388 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:16,240 Speaker 1: up after myself. I'm very quiet. I don't make a 389 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,960 Speaker 1: lot of sounds. I'm not farting, I'm not shitting. I'm 390 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,560 Speaker 1: not doing all the things that you do. It's like 391 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,680 Speaker 1: you're projected all onto me. You're thinking of yourself. 392 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,440 Speaker 2: Doing that with your girlfriend. When we have to share 393 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,919 Speaker 2: a hotel room, you're you stink, No, that's why you 394 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:35,240 Speaker 2: bring you walk in your sleep, you snore. I wouldn't 395 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,000 Speaker 2: say you're clean. 396 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:36,479 Speaker 1: I don't know. 397 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,920 Speaker 2: Like I see you on the video. Everything looks clean 398 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,280 Speaker 2: behind me. Maybe that's, you know, the touch of a 399 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,200 Speaker 2: of a woman. It's but when you're in a hotel 400 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:48,199 Speaker 2: with me, that that's not that's not what's going on. 401 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,240 Speaker 2: If you don't make your bed, you got fucking socks 402 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,040 Speaker 2: every you don't have to. 403 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,840 Speaker 1: It's a hotel room. Why would I make Why would 404 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,720 Speaker 1: I make the bed? That's the whole point of a hotel. 405 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,199 Speaker 1: You don't have to make the bed, and and I 406 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,439 Speaker 1: don't have socks everywhere, and and it's you that smells 407 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:05,200 Speaker 1: like shit. That's why you travel with Palo Santo sticks 408 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,480 Speaker 1: and candles. You have a whole fucking duffel bag of 409 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,960 Speaker 1: candles that you travel with because you know that you 410 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,960 Speaker 1: fucking stink. Every time we travel together, it's it's like 411 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,760 Speaker 1: a nightmare. I'm always dying for my own room. But 412 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,520 Speaker 1: I am very clean. I'm very domesticated. Now I'm cooking, 413 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,399 Speaker 1: I'm cleaning. And my girlfriend just told me yesterday, she 414 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,640 Speaker 1: was like, you know what, you don't snore like, because 415 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,600 Speaker 1: I've told her that people tell me I snore. She's like, 416 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,800 Speaker 1: I don't hear anything from you, like you just kind 417 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,760 Speaker 1: of breathe loudly, but you know you, you don't snore like. 418 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,360 Speaker 1: I'm very clean. You see what it is? I vacuum 419 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:34,679 Speaker 1: every day. 420 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:37,280 Speaker 3: It's because you guys just started you you still haven't. 421 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,879 Speaker 2: You still are not the place where you're totally letting 422 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:44,959 Speaker 2: your hair down. You have night what do you you 423 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,720 Speaker 2: talked about him on the podcast where you have like 424 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:51,320 Speaker 2: night terrors, like yeah, screaming and yelling in there and 425 00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:53,480 Speaker 2: fucking I've been in there with you's screaming and yelling 426 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,120 Speaker 2: at yourself. 427 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,720 Speaker 3: And you know in. 428 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,679 Speaker 1: My sleep sometime you what, I throw up in my 429 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,840 Speaker 1: sleep sometimes? Right on, Hendrick, you. 430 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,960 Speaker 2: Think that's domesticated, You think somebody wants to be next 431 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,919 Speaker 2: to that. It's frightening. I'm a grown man. God forbid 432 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,760 Speaker 2: that happens around your beautiful girlfriend. 433 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, God forbid you throw up in your 434 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:17,040 Speaker 1: fucking sleep. You I do, and she and she's concerned. 435 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,600 Speaker 1: She wakes up and she's like, are you okay? Not 436 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,240 Speaker 1: not the way that you fucking react to. 437 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,320 Speaker 3: It, because that's a girlfriend. I want you out of 438 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:23,600 Speaker 3: the room. 439 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,720 Speaker 2: You throw up in a fucking in a hotel room 440 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,520 Speaker 2: with me, or if we're an inner BnB with me, 441 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:30,960 Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw you out. 442 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,280 Speaker 1: I'm not taking any Get the fuck out of here. 443 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,240 Speaker 1: I would rather sleep in the hallway than share a 444 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:39,240 Speaker 1: room with you, to be honest. But but what about you? Man? 445 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,639 Speaker 1: What about you? What else is about? What else is 446 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,480 Speaker 1: going on with you? Because I haven't seen you in person? 447 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,800 Speaker 2: I haven't seen you in person. Yeah, we got Life 448 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:53,040 Speaker 2: and Beth season two coming. Yes, we we been moving 449 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:57,720 Speaker 2: and grooving here. We got our shows, doing the podcast 450 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:04,240 Speaker 2: starting the Purports reality podcast with Kibi. That's happening love 451 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,480 Speaker 2: that which I'm excited about that. 452 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:07,440 Speaker 1: Uh. 453 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:11,200 Speaker 2: Where we're gonna talk about reality TV, pop culture. Uh, 454 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,960 Speaker 2: no screaming, you know, no yelling, no politics, no cursing, 455 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:21,360 Speaker 2: all reality TV, all pop culture, all things Rappaport reality. 456 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 2: You know, maybe I maybe she'll be more open hearing 457 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,359 Speaker 2: about my stool. 458 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,040 Speaker 1: I doubt it. 459 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,480 Speaker 2: But you know, when you talk about Rappaport's reality, Uh, 460 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,960 Speaker 2: that is part of uh, you know, part of the thing. 461 00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:33,639 Speaker 2: That is part of the thing you you want to 462 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:38,080 Speaker 2: make somebody feel bad about h their stool. Still, obviously 463 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:41,080 Speaker 2: I'm very you know, concerned with what's going on in 464 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:45,359 Speaker 2: in uh in Israel. Uh, it really really hurts my heart. 465 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,920 Speaker 2: But we're staying positive. I will say that New York 466 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,560 Speaker 2: is great, New York is safe, New York is the 467 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,800 Speaker 2: greatest city in the world. You know, I'm getting back 468 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,760 Speaker 2: into my workout. Shit, I've been down a little bit. 469 00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:58,240 Speaker 1: Uh. 470 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,320 Speaker 2: We're gonna get back to a nice five minute plank. 471 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,480 Speaker 2: Maybe this year we'll go to a six minute, seven 472 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,800 Speaker 2: minute plank. Although what's the point. You gotta just switch 473 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,480 Speaker 2: it up at a certain thing, and you know, other 474 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,400 Speaker 2: than that. You know, it's we got the NFL playoffs, 475 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,119 Speaker 2: we got the NBA in full swing. It's all fucking happening. 476 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,840 Speaker 2: Sandevil's coming back, vander Pump rules are coming back. You're 477 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:18,639 Speaker 2: excited about that. 478 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:22,359 Speaker 1: I am excited. You're gonna start you Yeah, I just 479 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,680 Speaker 1: said that. No, I'm just agreeing with you. I am 480 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,879 Speaker 1: excited about that. I mean, I've only seen the season 481 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,920 Speaker 1: finale of that whole show, but gonna start doing, start 482 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,200 Speaker 1: hosting some vander Pump shit over here in my place, 483 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,000 Speaker 1: And I'm excited. You seem to be doing very well. 484 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,119 Speaker 1: I'm actually like I could see it in your eyes today. 485 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 1: You just you got a lot of pep in your step. 486 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,440 Speaker 1: You're talking about working out again, You're talking about the reality, 487 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,040 Speaker 1: you're talking about NFL. It's like it's motivating me a 488 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,800 Speaker 1: little bit. I like this. I like this energy. 489 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:46,680 Speaker 3: Now. 490 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,600 Speaker 2: The last time you were on the podcast, you were 491 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,680 Speaker 2: talking about Barry's boot camp and you're working out. 492 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:55,080 Speaker 1: How's that going. It's it's not well. My friend is 493 00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,560 Speaker 1: like the I do it with my friend. It's tough 494 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,480 Speaker 1: for me to do it by myself because he motivates me. 495 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,800 Speaker 1: But he's been out town lately, so I've been slipping 496 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,280 Speaker 1: up on that, but I really need to get back 497 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,280 Speaker 1: into that ship. I want to start doing some hot yoga. 498 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,800 Speaker 1: I want to get back into berries And uh, what 499 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,880 Speaker 1: are you? What are you squinting at? Well? 500 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,879 Speaker 2: Because you're like a hot yoga and I'm just like, 501 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 2: I would pay to see you in a fucking hot 502 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:15,720 Speaker 2: yoga class. 503 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,399 Speaker 1: We should do that together. We should do that. Sweat yoga. 504 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:22,000 Speaker 1: I do like it. It's it's fucking joke. Where where 505 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,919 Speaker 1: do you go It's called sweat yoga. It's like in 506 00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:28,280 Speaker 1: La there's like different places there's sweat yoga, there's moto yoga. 507 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,359 Speaker 1: I mean, my girlfriend does it all the time. I 508 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,640 Speaker 1: just I don't fucking do it. 509 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,959 Speaker 2: It's I'd rather do do something. And you know, I'm cooking. 510 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,119 Speaker 2: One time you were on here talking about your chicken parmesan. 511 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,280 Speaker 2: Have you ever come up with any new meals or 512 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:42,960 Speaker 2: anything like that? 513 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:46,199 Speaker 1: Cocktails doing some cocktails. I got a little shaker, I 514 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:50,280 Speaker 1: got a blender. We're making some like fucking yeah martinis 515 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,199 Speaker 1: and shit like that. What kind of But what are 516 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,280 Speaker 1: you talking about? Let me see If I got a 517 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,199 Speaker 1: photo for you, I'll just I'll show you tell me 518 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,960 Speaker 1: you see that? What is it? What about that? There's 519 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:06,000 Speaker 1: cherry's in it, There's there's vodka, it's a little more tini, 520 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:06,480 Speaker 1: some foam. 521 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,119 Speaker 2: You see you and you're fucking motivated. It's like a 522 00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,239 Speaker 2: different person the guy I deal with it. It's just 523 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,119 Speaker 2: like fucking it's just like, geez, do you get your 524 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,280 Speaker 2: batteries started? I mean everything. I mean, it's just like 525 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,400 Speaker 2: fucking jeck ln Hidel. Who's the real Dean Collins? 526 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,560 Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't fucking know, man. I don't know what 527 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,600 Speaker 1: you bring out of me. And maybe it's something that 528 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,680 Speaker 1: you're doing that you're not seeing that side of me, 529 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,680 Speaker 1: because this is how I am. My friends see it, 530 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,040 Speaker 1: everybody sees it. I think that you're just missing out 531 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,520 Speaker 1: on it. I don't know what it is, but but 532 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,320 Speaker 1: you are motivating me today. I feel really good. I 533 00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:39,399 Speaker 1: am very excited about Life and Beth season two. I 534 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,760 Speaker 1: want to I kind of want a pregame for season 535 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,359 Speaker 1: two because it's been a minute since I saw the 536 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,959 Speaker 1: last season. So I'm gonna I'm definitely gonna start up 537 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:50,040 Speaker 1: the first season again. I mean, Amy Schumer, Michael Sarah, you, 538 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 1: it's pretty fantastic cast. So how much. I'll do a. 539 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:58,680 Speaker 2: Good guest this year. Amy Sidaris. What's my girl's name? 540 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,840 Speaker 2: The blonde who's everywhere, she's funny. 541 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:02,880 Speaker 1: What's her name? 542 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:03,800 Speaker 3: The great one. 543 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:07,560 Speaker 1: From Kristen Wig No, the blonde headed actress. 544 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,600 Speaker 3: She's she's hilarious. 545 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,760 Speaker 2: She's on that show, the HBO show we were talking 546 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:12,840 Speaker 2: about with Mike White. 547 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,280 Speaker 1: Uh oh oh. 548 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,280 Speaker 2: Jennifer Coolidge, she got a little something in there. It's 549 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,400 Speaker 2: just a good life of Beth. It's gonna be good 550 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:20,840 Speaker 2: this year. 551 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,439 Speaker 1: I'm I'm very excited. Do you have a lot to 552 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,639 Speaker 1: do in the second season. I gotta gotta. 553 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,400 Speaker 2: You know, I do what I do when I when 554 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,200 Speaker 2: I do it. But you know, uh, you know, it's 555 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,600 Speaker 2: it's like when I when I do it. 556 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,000 Speaker 1: I do it. 557 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,200 Speaker 2: I mean obviously no, But what I'm saying is like, 558 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,479 Speaker 2: when I do it, I'm doing it. 559 00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, what does that mean? Like when you're doing when 560 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,800 Speaker 1: you're exactly when I do it I do. You're showing up, 561 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,240 Speaker 1: you're doing your thing. Do you do what you do best, 562 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:51,520 Speaker 1: and that's what you're doing in the show. No, no, no, no, 563 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,840 Speaker 1: what do you want? It's not what I said. It's 564 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:58,400 Speaker 1: it's not what I said. It's I'm doing what I'm doing, 565 00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,280 Speaker 1: and that's what I'm gonna do. 566 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,080 Speaker 3: I'm doing, man, I'm doing what the fuck I'm doing. 567 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,560 Speaker 2: I just when you start the fucking show the way 568 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,520 Speaker 2: you started the show, it throws me off because I 569 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,600 Speaker 2: come in. I say four o'clock lights, cameras action, and 570 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,720 Speaker 2: I mean that lights, camera's action, and you take a 571 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:19,439 Speaker 2: little gusto out of me with your drippy batteries and 572 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,919 Speaker 2: your drippy dick and all that stuff. I don't like 573 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,600 Speaker 2: the drippy batteries and drippy dick. 574 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:45,160 Speaker 1: Cauldn't think if I got anything, uh, if anything. 575 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,120 Speaker 3: Can you hear the dog outside? 576 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,280 Speaker 1: Huh? Yeah, I hear the dog. Why don't you shut 577 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:51,920 Speaker 1: that dog up? 578 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,960 Speaker 2: I want that dog to shut the fuck up. Shut 579 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,960 Speaker 2: up fucking dog screaming in the streets. 580 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,360 Speaker 1: It's like he doesn't know that you're red fuck up. 581 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:07,680 Speaker 1: Hold on, hey, get that fucking dog under control. Man. 582 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:15,760 Speaker 2: Fuck it's ridiculous, like you know, and it's like I'm 583 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:16,760 Speaker 2: four floors up. 584 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, you can still hear in the street. You know. 585 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,480 Speaker 2: They have to hear that dog. Take it to the 586 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,800 Speaker 2: park or something, take it to get trained. No one 587 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:25,800 Speaker 2: wants to hear that shit. 588 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,479 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to hear it. I don't want 589 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,440 Speaker 1: to hear it during the park and. 590 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,440 Speaker 2: Fucking dogs in the streets in New York. It's different 591 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:35,359 Speaker 2: in the suburbs. It doesn't vibrate as much. You're in 592 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:41,360 Speaker 2: New York, the buildings, the wind tunnels, the honking uh. 593 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:42,600 Speaker 3: No, one wants to hear all that. 594 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot of fucking echoing'. I don't want 595 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,360 Speaker 1: to hear any of that shit. And I don't want 596 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,440 Speaker 1: you to be talking about my my washing machine or 597 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,959 Speaker 1: my dryer either after hearing all that. 598 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,080 Speaker 2: Keep that fucking thing under control. Also, have you watched 599 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:56,680 Speaker 2: anything else? What else have you seen? Six hundred pound? 600 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,440 Speaker 1: No, I'm not on my six hundred pound life. I'm 601 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:03,520 Speaker 1: watching I watched a fantastic movie from two thousand and six. 602 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:07,720 Speaker 1: It was Oscar nominated shit called Notes on a Scandal. 603 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:12,200 Speaker 1: Notes on a Scandal with with Kate Blanchette and Dame 604 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:17,400 Speaker 1: Judy Dench. Great movie worth rewatching. It's like a what 605 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,080 Speaker 1: is it about? True? It's like a teacher who starts 606 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,200 Speaker 1: having a relationship with like a fifteen year old or 607 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,760 Speaker 1: a sixteen year old in high schools kind of on 608 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,479 Speaker 1: that May December shit, and then there's another teacher at 609 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,239 Speaker 1: the school who is going to out her, but then 610 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,400 Speaker 1: she ends up like having a thing for her, and 611 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,200 Speaker 1: then they start having a thing. It's it's like all 612 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,880 Speaker 1: infidelity and fucking sleeping around and all that shit that 613 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:42,120 Speaker 1: I love and Rewatch basic instinct, Rewatch seven. 614 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:44,000 Speaker 3: Damn. 615 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,080 Speaker 1: You know, just watching all the classics, a lot of 616 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,920 Speaker 1: great shit came out of the fucking nineties. I'll tell 617 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,440 Speaker 1: you that much. 618 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,840 Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean that that's that's a good one, 619 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,400 Speaker 2: big money, big blockbusters. 620 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,440 Speaker 3: So Dame Judy Dench, do you call her dame? 621 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,520 Speaker 2: I don't know why, just shitty or do you call 622 00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,520 Speaker 2: her Dame Judy or what kind of does that work? 623 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:05,640 Speaker 1: Dan you're British, I don't know. It's like, what is 624 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,520 Speaker 1: a dame? Dame Judy Dent don't well, don't look it up. 625 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,959 Speaker 3: Do you not know what a dame is? 626 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,959 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what a dame is. I 627 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,080 Speaker 1: just know there's like or something like that. That's what 628 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,640 Speaker 1: I That's what I figured. I feel like it's like 629 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,520 Speaker 1: Sir Paul McCartney, maybe like for a woman it's dame. 630 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,440 Speaker 1: It's like the same shit. You gotta just be like 631 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,240 Speaker 1: fucking really cool. You got to be like a really 632 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:29,400 Speaker 1: dope actress to get that shit, clearly, Dame Dame Judy Dench. 633 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:35,040 Speaker 1: Dame Judy Dench rewatched that though really good movie and 634 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,320 Speaker 1: she is so good in it. Notes on a scandal 635 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,560 Speaker 1: and I know it's on the scandals, Dame Judy Dench. 636 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,280 Speaker 1: Fucking out credits? Does it say Dame Judy Dench? No? 637 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,360 Speaker 1: Because I feel like that came later. Maybe she was 638 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,240 Speaker 1: dame later. This was like two thousand and six. I 639 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:54,000 Speaker 1: don't know when she became a dame, but she hooked up. 640 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,080 Speaker 2: It's like it's getting sir, like getting a star on 641 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,760 Speaker 2: the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Like, Sir Michael Rappaport. 642 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you don't even have to bring it 643 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,840 Speaker 1: up because it'll never happen. Just kind of like, I mean, 644 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,120 Speaker 1: you don't have a you don't have a star on 645 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,080 Speaker 1: the Walk of Fame either, right, So if you don't 646 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,440 Speaker 1: have a star on the Walk of Fame, you're definitely 647 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,600 Speaker 1: not getting knighted as Sir Michael Rappaport. That's something that 648 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,680 Speaker 1: shouldn't even be in your vocabulary. It's not even a 649 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,040 Speaker 1: it's like it's like a pipe dream like you never 650 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,320 Speaker 1: have to worry about that. It's like I never have 651 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:22,920 Speaker 1: to worry about what motherfucker like in another universe, maybe 652 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,920 Speaker 1: you get the star on the Walk of Fame, you 653 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,920 Speaker 1: get the be knighted. Sir Michael Rappaport. It's always good 654 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,480 Speaker 1: to have those dreams because it keeps you motivated. But 655 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,840 Speaker 1: we got to bring you back down to reality and realize, hey, fuck. 656 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:38,560 Speaker 3: It, Sir Michael Rappaport. Sound it don't sound. 657 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,080 Speaker 1: Bad, never gonna happen. I didn't say it didn't sound bad. 658 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,880 Speaker 1: It sounds I think, sir, or anything, Sir Dean Collin, 659 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,520 Speaker 1: sounds great, But no it doesn't. It's never good, Sir 660 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:51,239 Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport. It could happen in my lifetime potentially. I mean, 661 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,640 Speaker 1: I still have a lot of years left. You're dealing 662 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,640 Speaker 1: with your stools and all that kind of stuff. I mean, 663 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,240 Speaker 1: I feel like it has to happen at like a 664 00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:59,520 Speaker 1: younger age. No, it doesn't. 665 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,360 Speaker 2: They get you the Sert thing when you're like in 666 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,040 Speaker 2: your eighties and shit, that's how come. 667 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:11,040 Speaker 1: Sir Judy Dame, uh, Dame Judy de Sir Judy Dame, Well, 668 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,800 Speaker 1: they give it to you in your eighties, So you know, 669 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,520 Speaker 1: it's around the corner for you. Yes, I've got a 670 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,040 Speaker 1: lot of work time that needs to be done. Yeah, 671 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,360 Speaker 1: you do. You need to clean up your act for that. 672 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,840 Speaker 2: Well, listen, you know, the fact that you're here even 673 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:28,120 Speaker 2: though you're annoying the shit out of me specifically today. Yeah, 674 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,400 Speaker 2: I think people will really appreciate that because I get 675 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,560 Speaker 2: some people who are like, you know, RepU, you know, 676 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,960 Speaker 2: sometimes like they're like Shooter when he's on the podcast, 677 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,120 Speaker 2: it's great. Some people can't stand the Shooter. Some people 678 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,160 Speaker 2: can't stand when I'm upset. Some people like, you know, 679 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,240 Speaker 2: what about screaming at your neighbors. I'm like, I'm not 680 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,080 Speaker 2: gonna scream at my neighbors just to scream at my neighbors, 681 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,800 Speaker 2: you know. And then people like talk about sports, don't 682 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,880 Speaker 2: talk about sports, talk about Israel, don't talk about Israel. 683 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,760 Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck? Do? What? What? What? 684 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:04,280 Speaker 2: Every episode? You know, can't please everybody the entire way through. 685 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,880 Speaker 1: You know, you never are, And I've realized, and that's 686 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,320 Speaker 1: something that I've that's taken me a long time to realize, 687 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,480 Speaker 1: Like people can fucking hate me. You don't have to 688 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,600 Speaker 1: like me. Some people may like me, may not. I've 689 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,720 Speaker 1: accepted it. It's just like, this is who I am. 690 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,960 Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about what we're gonna talk about. I 691 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,920 Speaker 1: mean you can't well, you're gonna have to fucking bring 692 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,680 Speaker 1: out bells and whistles here. I mean, you talk about 693 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,200 Speaker 1: what you want to talk about today, right, I just yeah, 694 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,320 Speaker 1: I mean I don't know. 695 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,520 Speaker 2: Just what about what about you screaming at your neighbors 696 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,520 Speaker 2: on the next episode they moved down. 697 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, then it's then it's an ad. I mean, it's 698 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,040 Speaker 1: not an it's gonna. 699 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,960 Speaker 2: Start harassing my neighbors up there for entertainment. When when 700 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,680 Speaker 2: I had the the the neighbor incident, it was because 701 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:44,960 Speaker 2: the neighbor was upstairs. 702 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,800 Speaker 1: Was something was wrong with that person? Yeah, they were 703 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,200 Speaker 1: dropping fucking bowling balls and doing all sorts of shit 704 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,040 Speaker 1: that that warrants shut the fuck up. Let me start 705 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,080 Speaker 1: screaming at the neighbors. But you did get to scream 706 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,200 Speaker 1: at a dog, So maybe that one person will be 707 00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,880 Speaker 1: very ecstatic about the screamed at a dog. 708 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,800 Speaker 2: I screamed happen, right, But I'm not gonna just start 709 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,280 Speaker 2: harassing others because then I'm the crazy. But then you're 710 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:10,080 Speaker 2: a lunatic, and I'm doing everything I can to not 711 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:15,080 Speaker 2: have people actually think I'm a crazy person, because now 712 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:19,520 Speaker 2: more than ever, Oh yeah, they think I'm a crazy 713 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,000 Speaker 2: person now more than ever. And we have been at 714 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:28,640 Speaker 2: the precipice of crazy, you know, my storied career as 715 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,000 Speaker 2: a podcaster and as a media personality. 716 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,960 Speaker 1: We've taken it to the brink. 717 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:37,799 Speaker 2: These people are still passing around snowball Gate. We're coming 718 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,799 Speaker 2: up on is it the two year anniversary or three 719 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:40,120 Speaker 2: year half? 720 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,520 Speaker 1: The gift that keeps giving, I mean, and they're using 721 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,240 Speaker 1: it against you, being like, finally someone shut this fucking 722 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,799 Speaker 1: guy up. Look he got hit in the head with 723 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,719 Speaker 1: a snowball, and whoever whoever threw the snowball, we want 724 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,920 Speaker 1: his cash app, we want his Venmo. We want to 725 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,880 Speaker 1: pay him and say thank you. And I should be 726 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,120 Speaker 1: capitalizing on this snowball gate. They don't need to know 727 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,120 Speaker 1: that it was that up or it was staged. People 728 00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,080 Speaker 1: really think that that should happen. And that was just 729 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,239 Speaker 1: one of those moments where it was just like we 730 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,120 Speaker 1: started filming, it hits you at the perfect angle. It 731 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,239 Speaker 1: just it was just meant to be. That was just 732 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:15,160 Speaker 1: meant to go out out there to the people. And uh, 733 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:16,959 Speaker 1: I mean, is it two. 734 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,560 Speaker 2: Year anniversary or three anniversary of snow snowball Gate? 735 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,640 Speaker 1: Probably two? Probably two years. 736 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,719 Speaker 3: No, it couldn't be. 737 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,840 Speaker 1: Is it two or three? I don't know, But I 738 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,160 Speaker 1: don't know. But no one, no one's throwing a snowball 739 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,160 Speaker 1: at you since right, no one's trying to throw a 740 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:38,360 Speaker 1: snowball at you. No, nobody's trying to throw that ideas, Like, 741 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,480 Speaker 1: I feel like that gives people ideas. 742 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:42,600 Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. 743 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,080 Speaker 2: You throw a fucking snowball at me, I'm gonna fucking 744 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,440 Speaker 2: throw a snowball right the fuck back at you. Okay, 745 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,960 Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw a fucking snowball right the motherfuck. 746 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,120 Speaker 1: Back at you. 747 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,320 Speaker 3: Pery, are you you too? If you got any fucking ideas. 748 00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,160 Speaker 1: Well, we'll see what happens. We'll see what happens the 749 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,360 Speaker 1: next time we're in person together. But maybe it'd be 750 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,319 Speaker 1: more than a snowball. I mean, the snowball was nice. 751 00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,680 Speaker 1: I got a lot of fucking rage out of me 752 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,040 Speaker 1: doing that. I mean, I know we set it up, 753 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,160 Speaker 1: but it still felt good to just fucking pelt you 754 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,920 Speaker 1: across the side of the head. Yeah, that was That 755 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,120 Speaker 1: was good and it snowed. 756 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,120 Speaker 2: There was there was some days for some snowing, but 757 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,040 Speaker 2: it's all gone now and who knows it fill snow 758 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:25,200 Speaker 2: again because uh, you know all this uh what is. 759 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,240 Speaker 1: It called global warming? 760 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,479 Speaker 3: All this global warming ship? That ship's real. 761 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,520 Speaker 2: That shit is real, snowed for like a little bit 762 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,239 Speaker 2: of snow, nothing, nothing substantial. 763 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,080 Speaker 3: You couldn't even make any real substantial snowballs. 764 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,359 Speaker 1: I don't think. Uh. 765 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,319 Speaker 3: And now boom today, gorgeous day. 766 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,080 Speaker 1: Al Gore, he he knew what was up that inconvenient 767 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,520 Speaker 1: truth when that came out. That was pretty fucking groundbreaking, 768 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,600 Speaker 1: that documentary on global warming? Where is that? Fucking Al Gore? 769 00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:52,680 Speaker 1: I don't know. We should have been our fucking president. 770 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:58,240 Speaker 1: They talk about the fucking presidency. They fucking had George 771 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,360 Speaker 1: w over there eating a whole other fucking country that 772 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,920 Speaker 1: we shouldn't have been going into. 773 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:07,000 Speaker 2: Yep, g w all right, we came, so we disrupted, 774 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:12,520 Speaker 2: We came, saw we disrupted. I'll be in Miami the 775 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:16,760 Speaker 2: eighth and the ninth at the Miami Improv Miles Jordan 776 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,880 Speaker 2: Ak the Bitch Brothers a ka the Diggity Dunce Brothers 777 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,759 Speaker 2: take us out of with something real nice take us 778 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,680 Speaker 2: outa with something real loud. But most importantly, let's end 779 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,240 Speaker 2: this puppy with something real fun. See I Am Reports, 780 00:37:28,239 --> 00:38:00,439 Speaker 2: Cereal Podcast, I'm Out