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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. You don't even know if the

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Speaker 1: person on the phone to tell us a dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret actually exists in like a large amount. I feel

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Speaker 1: like it does though, but I'm not totally sure. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm confused, confused. But anyway, remember if you want to

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Speaker 1: tell us dirt a little secret, I have to do

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Speaker 1: his text in four, one or six one tells you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, will let you tell it

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Speaker 1: on the show, and you can tell us anything. Because

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Speaker 1: we always keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what

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Speaker 1: your name is. Everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now to tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is English evans earwax. I don't have a wax.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That's why I haven't really looked problem.

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Speaker 1: It might exist. I haven't seen any do you know

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Speaker 1: what I have a confession? What this is not your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? No? First of all, English evans ear

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Speaker 1: wax English even zero wax. How are you? Oh, it

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Speaker 1: sounds like it sounds like Evan English Evan and English

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Speaker 1: evans ear wax bold. Yeah, a dirty little secret. So first,

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Speaker 1: before we get to English evans earwaxes, they're a little secret.

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Speaker 1: What were you going to say? Even well, I the

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Speaker 1: other day looked at my air pods a bit closely,

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Speaker 1: and Jesus, oh my god, inside stop it right now,

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Speaker 1: I almost have to throw them out. Oh my god. Okay, seriously,

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Speaker 1: jewels eating right now? I know almost you could almost.

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Speaker 1: You could have probably like put out the fire with them.

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Speaker 1: The reason I was picked is because I thought of

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Speaker 1: my earwaxes are air pods, because I looked at my

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Speaker 1: air pods the other day. Do not look your air

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Speaker 1: pods in the hole. It's disgusting. So just clean your

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Speaker 1: airs every day. I'm dying. That's sick. It builds up,

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Speaker 1: it does it shouldn't though really could absolutely should not.

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Speaker 1: It's like every day you should do it. If it's

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Speaker 1: a problem, you could hole. I don't even know how

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Speaker 1: to just came down to Oh my god, I'm like, actually, anyways, okay,

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Speaker 1: I want to hear the ear waxes dirty A little secret. Yes,

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Speaker 1: sorry about that, hey, English seconds earwaxes on the phone

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Speaker 1: and tell us a little secret. Have you ever made

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Speaker 1: the mistake of looking at your AirPods? Oh god, no,

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Speaker 1: don't do it? All right? So what should do a

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Speaker 1: little secret. Okay, So when I was sixteen years old,

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Speaker 1: I used to look at telling problems I think actually

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Speaker 1: throwing up one second problem five I started choking. Okay,

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Speaker 1: go for it, all right, So you guys are crazy.

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Speaker 1: I used to work as this really well known pizza

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Speaker 1: chain when I was younger, and I was at like sixteen.

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Speaker 1: Maybe there was this guy that I worked with that

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Speaker 1: I really liked um, but he had a girlfriend and

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Speaker 1: I was a bit jealous. And one night they didn't

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Speaker 1: want me to come over because she was there. So

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Speaker 1: me and my sister went over there and put butter

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Speaker 1: sticks of butter underneath all former car door handles. What

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Speaker 1: you did? Wow, Oh my god, sticks it butter? That genius? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: evil disgusting. That's like seriously a harmless troll. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: like a good troll. Like it's not going to ruin

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Speaker 1: the car. It's good. Oh my god. So can you

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Speaker 1: imagine you guys, can you imagine she coming out and

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Speaker 1: she sticks her freaking hands under the car door handle butter?

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Speaker 1: Did you wait around to see her try to open

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Speaker 1: her car door? No? Actually, we stuck them under there

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Speaker 1: and we got the hell out. Yeah. I probably had

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Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom. You know, when you get

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Speaker 1: real nervous you have to poop a little bit. Oh yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: just you, It's just me, all right. Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret, Earwax. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if she's ever tried bologney before on the paint. Oh,

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Speaker 1: he's just bologna in general, Bogey. Well, bologne takes off

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Speaker 1: the paint on cars, Like if you put it on

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Speaker 1: on any part of the car, what and you leave

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Speaker 1: it on there and you take it off, it peels

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Speaker 1: off the paint. Bogey, You didn't know that. I did

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Speaker 1: not know that. Yeah, I feel like I've done a

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Speaker 1: lot of things like that growing up, like damage property. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't know the bologney pulls off the paint. Weird.

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised you don't know that. I mean, I mean,

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Speaker 1: do you know about epoxy and the key holes? So

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Speaker 1: she wouldn't be able to put like or something, wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be able to put the key in the hole. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't think that would be a hard thing to

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Speaker 1: come by, don't That's okay? Obviously you've thought about this

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Speaker 1: a lot, though, I mean, yeah, maybe a little bit.

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Speaker 1: You ever get really angry at me. I'll just put

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Speaker 1: some bolognay in your car. Well, I guess no, it's

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Speaker 1: our car. Yeah, probably shouldn't do that. What's your dirty

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