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Speaker 1: On the twenties. Hello, Hi is Matt there. Hey Matt,

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Speaker 1: this is Seth McElroy calling from the Athletic Club. How

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Speaker 1: are you? Oh good? How are you? I see that

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Speaker 1: you signed up for a tennis tournament this Saturday. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I uh, this is my first one. I'm actually really

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Speaker 1: excited about it. Wonderful. We're excited to have you. Your

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Speaker 1: first set is going to be at eleven am. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, and you're gonna be playing against Jennifer Hardy.

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Speaker 1: She's pretty tough, so it should be a good matchup. Okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: did you say Jennifer Yep, Jennifer Hardy. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you know her, but she's a tough little cookie.

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Speaker 1: Is she playing in the men's one or I'm not

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Speaker 1: playing in I don't understand. Who's cling on? Well, you've

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Speaker 1: been assigned to the women's tournament. I'm assuming you're were

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Speaker 1: prepared for that. I don't understand. Can you explain to

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Speaker 1: me why I'm playing with the women exactly? Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: I've seen you play, and the club officials have seen

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Speaker 1: you play, and we just know that you can't compete

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Speaker 1: with the men, so we decided to put you in

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Speaker 1: the Women's Division. Okay, listen, it was not cheap to

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Speaker 1: sign up for this. Being rude, but well, I'm sir.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be insulting. I just want to

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Speaker 1: give you a fighting chance, so we put you in

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Speaker 1: there with the girls instead of teaming up with those big,

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Speaker 1: scary men, you know, because they can be tough. What's

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Speaker 1: your problem? Is this like your last day or something

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Speaker 1: and you're just going out with a bang? Why are

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Speaker 1: you being kind of a duck? Are you scared? Didn't

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Speaker 1: do you want to back out because you've seen how Jennifer,

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Speaker 1: the girl that you're playing against, how she don't well,

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Speaker 1: she's got a wicked backhand. Let me tell you that

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Speaker 1: watch out. I don't care anything about this, Jennifer. This

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Speaker 1: isn't about Jennifer. This is about you acting like an ass.

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Speaker 1: I'd appreciate it if you'd watch your language, sir. No,

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Speaker 1: I won't watch my language. You just told me I

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Speaker 1: played like a girl. I did, but I didn't mean

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Speaker 1: it as an insult. I just simply meant that competitively,

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Speaker 1: you're better matched with women. You know what. I think

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Speaker 1: I would be best off this coming down there and

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Speaker 1: beating you. How about that? Would you want to play

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Speaker 1: me at tennis? Sir, I don't think that's very I

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Speaker 1: don't want you, idiot, I want to go there and

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Speaker 1: being even a parking lot with my tennis racket. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know that I don't play girls,

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Speaker 1: so we can never play tennis together. I'm not a girl. Well,

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Speaker 1: what would you like us to do for you? Then, sir?

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Speaker 1: Switch me to the men's league. I'm not playing women. OK, okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: but I'm warning you they're very good. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: I'm really good too. Well, I'll switch you over to

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Speaker 1: the men's league on one condition. What you're gonna have

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Speaker 1: to wear a skirt? I'm not wearing your managers. Well,

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Speaker 1: how about it. I just tell you, this is a

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Speaker 1: phone tap. What the are you talking about? This is

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Speaker 1: actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving at your two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. This is a joke. Yeah, your tennis buddy

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Speaker 1: Blake set you up. Oh mother. Yeah. He says that

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Speaker 1: you guys play tennis all the time, and he always

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Speaker 1: makes funny and says you swing like a girl. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe I almost went there. And

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Speaker 1: beat someone over the head with a racket. Wake Up

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jubal phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: On ninety two point five