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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important a production of iHeart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important. Let's go.

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Speaker 2: Word's part to be over.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back.

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Speaker 3: It just blew a booger on my microphone.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, Oh, Cole's back, baby.

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Speaker 3: Look at these people? Look, Adam, is that just that

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Speaker 3: stuff you were drinking last week? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm back on the saw, sang.

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Speaker 4: Did you send on a flavor of blueberry? Or what's

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Speaker 4: this one?

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Speaker 1: This is more of like a raspberry man?

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Speaker 3: Were you thinking about it all week? Guys?

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Speaker 5: Guys, I joined the USA Pickleball Association.

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Speaker 4: Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: Oh? My god?

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Speaker 3: Association? I joined?

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Speaker 5: I joined, And the reason I joined is because I'm

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Speaker 5: gonna to try and start competing in tournaments.

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Speaker 4: Dude. Wow, I'm so into this.

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Speaker 3: Can I tell you something, Kyle. I'm so worried for

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Speaker 3: you because I remember thinking I was in college. I

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Speaker 3: remember being like, I'm pretty good at badminton, Like in

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Speaker 3: high school, we played it a bunch. I was always badminton,

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Speaker 3: maybe the best in our gym class. And then my homie,

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Speaker 3: uh too, Alex. We would go to open badminton at

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Speaker 3: Wisconsin and go to these gyms and we would play

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Speaker 3: each other and it was fucking It was a good time.

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Speaker 3: We had fun. And then these dudes from Asia, where

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Speaker 3: it's a real sport that a lot of people play,

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Speaker 3: were like, do you guys want to play doubles? And

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Speaker 3: we were like, okay.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we will destroyed us.

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I'm I'm completely planning on getting my ass

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Speaker 5: handed to me on a silver platter.

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Speaker 3: Baby, Okay, And is that fun? Well, I got to

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Speaker 3: start somewhere.

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Speaker 5: I'm I'm in a long game here to try and

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Speaker 5: like be professional by like mid fifties, you know, so

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Speaker 5: I have like fifteen years to like get through all

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Speaker 5: the ranks and stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. That is a long That is a

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Speaker 1: long long time.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's I'm not I'm not in a rush. I'm

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Speaker 5: very much just kind of like gonna start seeing if

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Speaker 5: the world is for me.

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Speaker 4: I had to. Have you looked watched any competitions? Have

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Speaker 4: you looked at any level of play outside of like

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Speaker 4: the people you're playing with in Toronto and Our Homies

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Speaker 4: sixty year old Parents? Have you looked outside of that?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Well, which, by the way, I did play Our Homies

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Speaker 5: sixty year Old Parents and I got stomped the other day. Right,

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Speaker 5: sixty year old parents sixty five? I think they're sixty

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Speaker 5: five to go. You gotta be part of the association, now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so fucking high.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna take a couple of deep breaths here.

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Speaker 4: Oh a right, everybody taking.

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Speaker 5: That's a baseline right there, let's take some deep breass.

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Speaker 1: Did you see the uh? It was like a high

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Speaker 1: school uh sort of talent show or something, and they

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Speaker 1: did that riff and the school lost their fucking.

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Speaker 4: Mind crazy, Like was it during like a marching band

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Speaker 4: thing or was it like a talent show.

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Speaker 1: No, it was like it was like a pep rally

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Speaker 1: or something, and like the band was performing and then

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Speaker 1: they just go boom boom boom.

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Speaker 4: In the school.

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Speaker 3: What's dope is that the teachers you can't out yourself,

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Speaker 3: you can't be like, you can't do because then everyone's like, well,

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Speaker 3: how do you know what that is?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, it's just it's that parliament.

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Speaker 1: But then one teacher, he might have been the vice principal.

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Speaker 4: Pulled his cock out, was like that, okay, can we

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Speaker 4: cut the commercial?

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Speaker 1: Pulled his cockown just started cranking down.

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Speaker 5: It was on the video it was like a Pavlovian response.

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Speaker 5: He just started the uncontrollably, like.

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Speaker 1: He couldn't help himself. You just heard the noise and

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Speaker 1: just try to cranking down. You gotta watch the video.

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Speaker 3: Because as we've established, those teachers are generally just the

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Speaker 3: time trying to fuck students.

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Speaker 5: What what that's our education system?

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Speaker 3: What's we've established that?

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Speaker 1: Well, we've established I mean this might have been when

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Speaker 1: Kyle was on his sabbatical.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, hiatus, Yeah he was high as high as fuck.

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Speaker 1: We've established that kids are too fucking sexy dudes, and

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Speaker 1: it's not these teachers faults. They can't have them.

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Speaker 3: So and Adam, can I give you a shout out

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Speaker 3: because you said it just kind of you said it

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Speaker 3: a little bit now and you said it before and

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Speaker 3: I didn't catch it. These kids are getting damn sexy.

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Speaker 3: Is from a sketch we did way back in the day.

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Speaker 1: It is it is.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what was that? Isn't it the one sketch

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Speaker 3: we did about a teacher fucking.

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yes it was, we did one.

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Speaker 4: I played a student who my teacher had sex with me.

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Speaker 1: Because you were too fucking sexy.

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Speaker 4: I was super stoked on it and she was in prison.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know your teacher raped you because like statutory statutory,

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Speaker 3: early we.

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Speaker 1: Did a lot of fun rape comedy back in the day.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, this is this is an interesting thing, but

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Speaker 3: because it's like this dude just scored with his teacher,

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Speaker 3: but in the eyes.

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Speaker 1: Of the law, lady liberty.

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Speaker 3: And he was like, yes, she raped me, like I

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Speaker 3: guess twenty times under the bleachers and here she raped

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Speaker 3: me there.

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Speaker 1: He was all stoked on it. And then I played

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Speaker 1: a cool gym teacher with a thick stash. It really worked,

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Speaker 1: that slash for all all that I could.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that one mustache that we kept reapplying to your face.

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Speaker 4: And I bet we had had only one mustache in

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Speaker 4: our makeup box, right, we had a few maybe too.

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Speaker 1: I think that was post crossbows and mustaches, so we

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Speaker 1: I think we had like six or seven.

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Speaker 3: Dude, we used to have a tackle box, like a

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Speaker 3: fucking fishing.

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Speaker 5: Tackle boxboodle that had the mustaches in.

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Speaker 4: A makeup any sort of props.

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Speaker 3: I like, how Blake says, is that the mustache we

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Speaker 3: kept applying on you like you would just we'd hold

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Speaker 3: you down and put it on your face again. I'll

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Speaker 3: never do this character. It's gonna be funny, trust us,

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Speaker 3: put it on.

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Speaker 4: Put it on, Adam, You're funnier with the mustache.

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Speaker 3: Why the way that it moves when you move your

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Speaker 3: upper lip, it's hilarious.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you were doing You had a lot of fun

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Speaker 3: Which it was, it is. You can do a lot.

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Speaker 3: We can post that bad God.

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Speaker 4: I really wish Adam would put in a few years

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Speaker 4: with a mustache, but he just refuses. What are you

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Speaker 4: waiting for?

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Speaker 3: Bro?

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Speaker 1: We know, dude, I can't puberty. Yeah, I can't grow mustache.

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Speaker 3: Well, you have like a pencil mustache.

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Speaker 1: You've got a thick caterpillar on your upper lip. I

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Speaker 1: got nothing, bud, Mine's wispy as fuck. I look like

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Speaker 1: a nineteen twenties frenchman.

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Speaker 3: Man a man, Yeah, you look like the guy from

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Speaker 3: the art the artist with the one like the dogs,

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Speaker 3: the dog won the os.

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Speaker 1: With a little pencil thin with like a little yeah.

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Speaker 4: The artist, Oh, yeah, a little what's what's that one

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Speaker 4: director's name? What's that guy's name?

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Speaker 3: He has a really John Waters?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, John Waters style?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: John?

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Speaker 3: Can we give flowers to John Waters?

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Speaker 4: Well now he's gonna die.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you're right.

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Speaker 1: That many fuck him.

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Speaker 3: Uh Ceial Mom isn't in my top ten greatest movies

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Speaker 3: of all time? Do you remember my thirty first birthday?

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Speaker 3: Do you guys remember this?

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Speaker 4: Can you remind us? Is there a clue?

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Speaker 3: What the thirty one blunt salute?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: Oh I remember that?

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Speaker 4: Hold on.

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Speaker 5: Blake's like, no, guys, remember when we were doing Workaholics?

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Speaker 5: As idea what we're talking about that?

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Speaker 4: I do remember we were on set for Workaholics? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: we had did we have set deck? Or was it us?

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Speaker 4: The night before we rolled?

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Speaker 3: I caught.

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Speaker 5: I got a hold of a ton of weed and

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Speaker 5: it was like goons and Isaac stand in and they.

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Speaker 3: Rolled to say allegedly allegedly employees of ours roll blunts. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: thirty one of them.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean it's California, so.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and we blew it and you walked through.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 3: That was the best part was the staging.

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Speaker 4: It was okay, walks through it, but I build it

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Speaker 4: out because it was a fucking great birthday. My goodness.

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Speaker 5: It was thirty one blunt salute and basically it was

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Speaker 5: fifteen people standing on one side facing another fifteen people

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Speaker 5: on the other side.

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Speaker 1: Right, That's that's all he thinks about now like a

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Speaker 1: birthday tunnel, like a birthday time.

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Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, And I was the one, So it was

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Speaker 5: fifteen fifteen one. Everybody we had to like light them up,

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Speaker 5: puff puff and we played Cypress Hill. We played fucking

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Speaker 5: hits from the ball.

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Speaker 4: I was looking through those books because Kyle's brother, Baby Nute,

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Speaker 4: Adam nuchek he just dumped a bunch of old photos

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Speaker 4: on us and there's those photos and I'm like, wait,

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Speaker 4: was this us wrapping Workholls, because I don't remember Kyle

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Speaker 4: going through a tunnel. It's definitely from the thirty one

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Speaker 4: blunt salute.

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Speaker 5: Adam and I were looking at this this morning. Me

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Speaker 5: and Baby Nuts were checking it out and I was like,

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Speaker 5: the fucking thirty one blunt. Everybody took hits and blew

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Speaker 5: it in the tunnel and I had to walk down

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Speaker 5: the tunnel and inhale.

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Speaker 4: Everything that was fucking cool.

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Speaker 3: You walked hellau proudly like your chin was high and

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Speaker 3: y dudetam.

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Speaker 4: If Instagram was cracking, that would have gone freaking viral, dude. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it was a hashtag that was like a hash chat.

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Speaker 3: Is that how you live?

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Speaker 4: It's just weird because now yes, I see everything through

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Speaker 4: the social media lens.

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Speaker 1: That's that's all he thinks about. Now.

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Speaker 4: When we were in Workaholics, it was kind of Instagram

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Speaker 4: was still kind of new. It wasn't like what everyone

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Speaker 4: got everything from.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we were still like using filters and stuff. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's still like a way to make your your photos

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Speaker 1: look cool and retro.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, are you talking about like hipstomatic Before it.

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Speaker 4: Got dude, everybody was hyper just distorting their photos and

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Speaker 4: everybody thought it was really cool to make everything like kind.

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Speaker 1: Of sepia, like burnt out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was fucking cool, dude.

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Speaker 3: I remember that. God, that was so sick.

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Speaker 5: I remember the build up being so big and then

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Speaker 4: We always had like a two kegs and then like

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Speaker 4: Those Super Bowl parties were so insane. We got so

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 5: We used to like wire TVs all over the house,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and this is the.

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Speaker 4: Fucking get it out there like a little bomb dog.

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Speaker 1: Totally, dude. And then but how much we did you

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Speaker 1: I just start to like wrap it up like I'm

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Speaker 1: going to give it to him. The person's like, what

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Speaker 4: Ketchup and the crow bullseye. Brother, that's so wild that

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Speaker 4: that too. We had a code where we say say,

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Speaker 4: man go into the giant freezers and you had to

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Speaker 3: Look like the guys with spies like us exactly.

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Speaker 1: So I just going. So I'd like having a code

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Speaker 1: word that brings up more questions, like if you're doing

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Speaker 1: to go to Russia and the boss is like what

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Speaker 1: they're smoking?

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Speaker 3: Like the trash or do the dishes stock?

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Speaker 7: Is this?

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Speaker 6: Like posts nine to eleven, They're like, we think he's

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Speaker 4: Cell Okay, Yeah, they're like, wait a minute, we've got

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Speaker 4: some terrorists working for us. Holy shit, what a.

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Speaker 3: Week it's been.

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Speaker 1: It's been one week. You looked at me.

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Speaker 3: Naked? Is that bear naked?

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Speaker 1: That's bare naked? Ladies?

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Speaker 4: How much of that song can you do?

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Speaker 8: Chick It China, China, the Chinese Chicken. You have a

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Speaker 8: drumstick in your brain sticking next year and then and then,

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Speaker 1: One of the lyrics watching I didn't love that song.

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Speaker 1: I didn't uh, I did not love that one.

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Speaker 4: Oh wait, yeah, that seems like an Adam song. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: one million per.

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Speaker 3: Dude.

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Speaker 1: It definitely seems like it should have been up my alley.

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Speaker 4: You might want to.

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Speaker 3: Revisit that, like that's a homecoming dance solo Adam Devine song,

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Speaker 3: Come On Situation. Yes, here's what it was.

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Speaker 1: Here's what it was. Basically, it was already it was

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Speaker 3: Nemesis.

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Speaker 1: He was always doing it and it was admittedly it

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Speaker 1: was pretty annoying when he did it, so it turned

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Speaker 3: Move, Adam. I'm trying to watch him dance.

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Speaker 1: I would have been the annoying guy doing it. I

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Speaker 3: They just wheeled you down the stairs. They're like, dance.

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Speaker 3: Just pushed your wheelchair down the stairs to go watch they.

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Speaker 1: Could dance. They know I could dance because they they've

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Speaker 1: seen me at different dances and weddings, and they know

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Speaker 3: This is getting dark. I'm sorry we said it.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I got a history of taking off my shirt.

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Speaker 4: Yummy dude. That is the most Canadian ass song and

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Speaker 4: Canada loves. They like to perform at Olympics.

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Speaker 5: We put that song in Shadows with season three when

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Speaker 5: the vampires were like trying to be human like and

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Speaker 5: there's so funny, some fantastic scenes with it.

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Speaker 4: That song, I got a history of taking off my shirt.

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Speaker 1: It's a funny songs, funny song. It's not my favorite song.

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Speaker 3: There's three quotes. We know it's it's got a weird

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Speaker 4: I feel like it was them and Bloodhound Gang. We're

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Speaker 4: going at it for like funniest.

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Speaker 5: Onehound Gang was super funny, way better.

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Speaker 3: Well, Bloodhound Gang is do it like animals or mammals?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Discovery Channel.

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Speaker 1: Like we do when the Discovery Channel.

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Speaker 4: No, it was they were both like it was like

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Speaker 4: a time before irony, right? Is that what it was like?

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Speaker 4: People were actually liking those songs?

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Speaker 5: No, Blake, irony is as old as time. Okay for irony?

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Speaker 1: Irony? What you thought it was?

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Speaker 4: Dude?

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Speaker 1: You thought eight irony?

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Speaker 4: Didn't it? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, admit the apple as a joke.

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Speaker 4: I'm aware that irony existed, but it wasn't eat a bit.

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Speaker 4: Nobody was rocking. Actually, I don't know, because like Kyle,

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Speaker 4: you wore like a cocoa cocoa puff shirt from.

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Speaker 3: A hot topic?

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Speaker 4: Was that, ironically? Was that the birth of iron irony?

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Speaker 5: Like with Kyle and his cocoa puff Well, I think

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Speaker 5: like more like the spam shirt was probably more like

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Speaker 5: the spam shirt was the birth of that sum the

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Speaker 4: Maybe we're the generation that really like embraced like the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.

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Speaker 4: How do we go to a dog show? I want

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Speaker 4: to go so bad.

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Speaker 3: I used to go to dog shows as a kid.

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Speaker 1: Like you act like it's the craziest thing. In the world.

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Speaker 1: You could just go to a dog show.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: It's on ESPN like five times a year.

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Speaker 3: They're at convention centers.

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Speaker 4: Usually I want to go so bad. I want to go.

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Speaker 1: Evidently you don't want to go that bad, or else

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Speaker 1: you would have already gone, because they're very easy to

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Speaker 1: go to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty easy.

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Speaker 4: I did not know that. I didn't know it was

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Speaker 4: TV and I'm like, this looks so fucking fun these dogs.

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Speaker 3: You didn't know what about Best in Show?

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Speaker 1: What did you think Best in Show was about? You

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Speaker 1: thought that was a made up world?

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Speaker 3: He watched out with his eyes closed.

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Speaker 1: You Lose You Blake and a Lie, a Little Fibaru.

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Speaker 3: That movie's so good. Flowers to that.

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Speaker 4: I thought it was super niche I didn't realize like

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Speaker 4: these were. This was an ESPN event and there's like

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Speaker 4: actually an audience for it. I didn't know that that

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know that was something that was real.

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Speaker 4: Can you just stroll up as like an audience member

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Speaker 4: and smoke weed? But you're just talking about watching though, right,

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Speaker 4: But I'm talking watching.

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Speaker 1: But oh yeah, you'd buy a ticket.

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Speaker 3: If you gave me five years, I'll be the best watcher.

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Speaker 1: Dude, bird watching? Can you go pro with that? Can

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Speaker 1: you be a pro bird watcher?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: Because I gotta be all in. I gotta be passionate

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Speaker 4: Like, and you love dogs.

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Speaker 3: I loved dogs as a kid. My wife's allergic, and

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Speaker 4: You have to hate it?

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Speaker 3: Perfect.

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Speaker 1: This is like your man caves has nothing in his

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Speaker 1: life that brings some joy.

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Speaker 4: Is you have the coolest backstory to become a pro

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Speaker 4: real dog show dude. Because it's basically like you're sneaking

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Speaker 5: Yep, yeah you're keeping you keep your dog in your

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Speaker 5: man cave because yeah, you're like, it's allergic, but that's

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Speaker 5: how you get away.

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Speaker 4: You have to get in a hazard suit to trim

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Speaker 4: it and stuff. It's like a you're the dark horse.

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Speaker 3: He does the Gatica shower after training twelve monkeys getting scrubbed,

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Speaker 4: Where the fuck have you been? Where have you been?

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Speaker 1: What are these scratches about? Honey? What the fuck are

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Speaker 1: these scratches about?

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Speaker 3: Bristles from uh?

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Speaker 5: I was cleaning the other day, hanging out with Blake.

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Speaker 4: I had to comb Blake.

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Speaker 1: He got the claws out, man.

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Speaker 3: Through some rose gardens.

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Speaker 4: My bad.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys remember when my mom remember Girls Gone Wild?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the VH.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. I'm not getting this.

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Speaker 3: That's not it, but exactly could play it for people.

454
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Speaker 3: We'll post it.

455
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,280
Speaker 1: We need to find that the Girl's Gone Wild deep

456
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:11,200
Speaker 1: song was a free noise, a free sound.

457
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,600
Speaker 3: And steel drums kind of Yeah, my.

458
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:18,080
Speaker 1: Mom just liked this song and it was her ring

459
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,359
Speaker 1: tone for years.

460
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,240
Speaker 3: Well, hang on, hang on, because I think you're weird wild.

461
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:26,080
Speaker 3: The way you're describing confusing. You're you're saying your mom

462
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,800
Speaker 3: liked the Girl's Gone Wild song. She didn't know it

463
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,320
Speaker 3: was that song. She picked that.

464
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,200
Speaker 1: No, my mom's horny as fuck.

465
00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:34,439
Speaker 3: You. We know you come from a long line of sluts.

466
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,320
Speaker 4: His mom was on a mailing list where she had

467
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,080
Speaker 4: Jerry Springer too hot for TV.

468
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:45,000
Speaker 3: She wrestling bea She's a huge bum. Fights person.

469
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Speaker 1: No, my mom just heard it on her on like

470
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:51,160
Speaker 1: her phone of free ring tones exactly, and my mom's

471
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,439
Speaker 1: chief didn't want to buy a ring tone. I get it.

472
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,880
Speaker 1: And she just liked that steel drum noise. It reminded

473
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Speaker 1: her of the Caribbean.

474
00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:01,000
Speaker 4: No, there's a reason it's a hit. Yeah.

475
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,600
Speaker 1: And then she but you would play you know, it

476
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,879
Speaker 1: was her ring Tom who would go off all the time,

477
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 1: and it was the Girl's Gone Wild theme song.

478
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Speaker 6: And what's crazy now is that it's come full circle

479
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,920
Speaker 6: because you and Joe Francis vacation.

480
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:13,240
Speaker 3: A lot together.

481
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:13,439
Speaker 1: Right.

482
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:18,840
Speaker 5: Cut the commercial friends commercials.

483
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:23,080
Speaker 3: You guys play pickleball together, right right? Commercials? I done

484
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:23,720
Speaker 3: wild with him?

485
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I finally picked up pickleball and didn't do it

486
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Speaker 1: with my.

487
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:30,320
Speaker 5: Homie cor Pickle gone wild, bro, Me.

488
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:35,720
Speaker 1: And him get wild. We've gone wild with us Bilzarian, uh,

489
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,880
Speaker 1: Jeremy Piven and other local creeps.

490
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,520
Speaker 3: Hey, whoa.

491
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:45,119
Speaker 4: We hold ourselves accountable as we always have.

492
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:50,280
Speaker 3: Okay, bit's smell account All right, all right.

493
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,160
Speaker 4: It's science.

494
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:56,119
Speaker 3: We talk about talk about you.

495
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,679
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, let me let's talk about his glasses. What

496
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,679
Speaker 5: the fuck is going on?

497
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 1: Are you wearing like Kelvin Gemstone fashion glasses or what

498
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 1: are you doing?

499
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I'm here. I'm trying to wrap your show. Bro,

500
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,360
Speaker 4: everybody watch righteous gemstones.

501
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 3: On h don't do that. That's not what you're doing.

502
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,400
Speaker 1: Why are you wearing Why are you wearing them?

503
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:15,720
Speaker 3: For real?

504
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,640
Speaker 4: Though it was for an audition, they were just right

505
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 4: here I picked them up. But I'm on having a

506
00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:21,160
Speaker 4: goof Okay, I'm having a little fun.

507
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,400
Speaker 5: You look good boy, Well, I'm gonna take the angle.

508
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 5: I'm gonna take the road in the highway. If you

509
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 5: look good boy, love that road.

510
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Speaker 4: I agree. I would love to wear glasses. I wish

511
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Speaker 4: my eyes were fucked up.

512
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 3: Wow, be careful what you wish for.

513
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 4: I wish my eyes were stabbed out by hot nine

514
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 4: hot spikes, pokers, pokers.

515
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:50,919
Speaker 3: Very very hot spikes. Okay, yeah yeah.

516
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,159
Speaker 4: If that gave me an excuse to wear glasses, I

517
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 4: would take.

518
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Speaker 3: That because of how good you look, because of the

519
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 3: highway I chose.

520
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 4: I love the way I look in glasses.

521
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 3: Are those your little Riches's fish and poorium glasses?

522
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 4: Oh?

523
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 3: They are?

524
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 4: These glasses were my well, they were basically We've talked

525
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 4: about Teddy several times on the pod, but he wore

526
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,480
Speaker 4: a similar glass and he gave me his old glasses.

527
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 1: He needed them for vision's sake, yes.

528
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 4: But when he upgraded his glasses, he gave me his

529
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 4: old ones because I love them so much. But these

530
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 4: aren't even them. These are just kind of like replicas

531
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Speaker 4: of them that got from Costo.

532
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Speaker 3: The lenses are knocked out, right.

533
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Speaker 4: Well, I popped them out for the audition. I did

534
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,120
Speaker 4: because the ring light was showing.

535
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 1: Right, very professional And what was this cool audition?

536
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Speaker 4: Did you do? I don't know if I'm allowed to

537
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 4: say underground?

538
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't talk about ship. Adam wants to know

539
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 3: because he didn't get sentient and he's like, well, what's

540
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,360
Speaker 3: going on?

541
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Speaker 4: It was big too, it was big guys and light

542
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 4: someone up. I'm not gonna get it, he man, I

543
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:54,639
Speaker 4: would love to do it.

544
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,399
Speaker 1: I'm pissed.

545
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 3: That's a good feeling where you're like, hey, took all

546
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Speaker 3: yesterday to study that, did it today?

547
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,720
Speaker 4: Not gonna twelve pages? Twelve pages?

548
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 5: Really have to have that? That's damn twelve page audition,

549
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 5: play boy, Damn yeah, da damn son that's heavy.

550
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 4: Yeah no, now no, Ever since the freaking pandemic happened,

551
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,639
Speaker 4: auditions are beginning longer. Has anybody noticed that I've been

552
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 4: getting three scenes, four scenes? I'm like, you get one

553
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,199
Speaker 4: to two scenes?

554
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,959
Speaker 3: Brother, Hey, when you print them out and there real

555
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 3: heavy like that.

556
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can do three, you can do three, you

557
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:28,199
Speaker 5: can do three scenes.

558
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 3: Come on now, beginning, beginning, middle, and end.

559
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to see my range of emotion? I

560
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 4: get it in character? Can I go here? Can I

561
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 4: go there? Give me ar you don't need four scenes' I'm.

562
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:42,399
Speaker 5: Saying three scenes. I'm saying three scenes is fine at most.

563
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 4: No, I want two?

564
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 5: Sure, fine at most, fine too, at most, Dolby sound

565
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 5: at most.

566
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Speaker 3: I mean, come on, yeah, come on, people, or just

567
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,680
Speaker 3: like watch everything Blake's done before or that. Guys, Hollywood,

568
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 3: listen up. He's not auditioning anymore. All right, he's past it.

569
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 4: Okay, offer only you want him.

570
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 3: To cut the hair, you'll cut the hair, Marcket.

571
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 4: It's gonna cost a little bit of money, okay, all right?

572
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 3: Is that what it is?

573
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 5: Have we talked about that? You've got a price tag

574
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 5: on your locks?

575
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 4: We've talked about it, but I don't think, I mean,

576
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 4: I've never given it an official answer.

577
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 3: Let's do that now. So everyone out there in Hollywood

578
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 3: knows what's the price tag for the hair to go?

579
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,919
Speaker 4: Okay, So, like it's frustrating because I watch movies like

580
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 4: Licorice Pizza right where I'm like, I feel like my

581
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 4: hair shouldn't be a deterrent for casting me because it's

582
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 4: like an era piece, right, So, like, how come like

583
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 4: first thought of these like directors aren't like, oh, we're

584
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 4: making something in the seventies or sixties, like, let's go

585
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 4: straight to Blake. He's got the hair already.

586
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 3: Well, well, Blake. What they their mindset is, I want

587
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 3: a good actor and then we can grow his hair out. Yeah.

588
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 3: They work their way back that way. They don't go

589
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 3: for some shitty ass.

590
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 5: Regular guy, somebody who can memorize a couple pages.

591
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 4: You don't think they hair first?

592
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 1: Huh?

593
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 6: All right, get me everybody with hair pastor chin out here?

594
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 4: Well okay, So but you know, going along with that,

595
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 4: I think I would. It's not so much what I

596
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 4: cut my hair for money. I think I would cut

597
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 4: my hair for like if someone who I respected, like

598
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,400
Speaker 4: as far as like directorially or and who is that?

599
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 5: Who would So if PTA asked you, you'd be like, yes,

600
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 5: is that what you're saying, pizza.

601
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 4: Boy, I would highly consider it. I would highly consider it.

602
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 4: I think Thomas Anderson, everything he does, I would be

603
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 4: honored to be a part of it. All looks great.

604
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 3: Who are you holding above Paul Thomas Anderson, the Cohen Brothers. Okay,

605
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 3: so Coen Brothers, Macbeth. I should have been Macbeth. I

606
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 3: don't know why Denzel got it. You got that breath.

607
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 3: That's why.

608
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 4: That's all I kept thinking, is like, bro I did

609
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 4: it with Andy Dick.

610
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,159
Speaker 3: Fuck, that's what mcbreth is from.

611
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 4: Yes, there is my scene work with with Andy Dick.

612
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 3: So good. Oh that is such a great fucking episode.

613
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 3: Would you rather be in a movie with Denzel Washington

614
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 3: or Andy Dick?

615
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 4: Go, there's one person that I know I could be.

616
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 4: I don't know. Andy's a little problematic, but I love him.

617
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: He's a god.

618
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 4: He's a god.

619
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 3: WHOA wait, I'm You're more sure of being in a

620
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 3: movie with Denzel Washington than Andy Dick. Andy Dick, you

621
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 3: got to wrangle him in. Denzel's going to be there

622
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 3: on the day.

623
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 4: Yeah. If I were to get cast in a movie

624
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 4: with Denzel, that would be insane. I imagine he heard.

625
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 3: You cut your hair. Okay, okay, okay, that's dedication before.

626
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 3: Can I see what it looked like?

627
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 4: It was really nice hair.

628
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 3: You had some long hair for eight years? Wow, this

629
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 3: is you? This is you? Okay, okay, eight years.

630
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 5: What you think you've had? You think you've only had

631
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 5: that hair for eight years? Hasn't it been over a decade?

632
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, it's getting up there now.

633
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 3: He says, this hair, this one hair he's had for

634
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 3: eight years. I've had his hair, his hair. I been.

635
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 4: It's so crazy.

636
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: I worked at it. It was a grocery store. I

637
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: worked at Pavilions.

638
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 4: Was that when you were a scab by the way,

639
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 4: because you know I was a scab?

640
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 1: No I wasn't.

641
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 5: I thought you were a scab of Pavilions.

642
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 1: Yeah it no, no, no, no, I would start a picket. Sorry, dude,

643
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,199
Speaker 1: I'm a union member. And I was out there with

644
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: I got my take back and you yes, and Zach

645
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 1: and my roommates were scabs. They were like, how much

646
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: can we get paid? And I'm like, it's like fifteen

647
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 1: dollars they're paying these scabs.

648
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 3: Like, oh yeah.

649
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 4: It was an apartment.

650
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 1: So my roommates we rode in the same car to work.

651
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: I would go stand outside of the picket line and

652
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: then they would cross the picket line and go inside,

653
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,959
Speaker 1: like for like double what we got paid to do

654
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: the same word.

655
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 4: You're like, I'll see you in Russia, right, Yeah, but

656
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 4: you get it. You know that's so.

657
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: But by the way, dude, striking for like when you're

658
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 1: like eighteen nineteen years old and you're already getting paid

659
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 1: minimum wage, so it's like it doesn't matter that much

660
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 1: and you still got paid for a few weeks because

661
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: you paid into the union. Was fucking awesome because all

662
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: you did was smoke weed in a parking lot. We

663
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: would drink forties and my buddy's Conversion Vane and then

664
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: just and then just Hacky Sack played frisbee in the

665
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: parking lot and hold a sign. I'm like, this is

666
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: a really gig.

667
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 6: But the old moms and dads that work there, like, yeah,

668
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 6: it was sad for that.

669
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 3: It's touch and go.

670
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 5: Here, dude, Well, context is everything.

671
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 3: You're like, cats, do you want to get in on

672
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 3: this cipher?

673
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: I mean that, Hey, we're freestyle rapping over.

674
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 3: Here, you hack Do you want to go to Russia? Yeah?

675
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 4: Dude, that was wow. When was that that was like

676
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 4: cal It was pretty serious during uh, like in California

677
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 4: in when was that like the two thousands. It was

678
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 4: right when I moved to LA five.

679
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,959
Speaker 1: It was the early two thousand. It was like two

680
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: thousand and three or four oh four, Yeah, it was.

681
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: It was before I moved out to LA I was

682
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: still down in I was still down in Orange County.

683
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: So it's two thousand and three and there was a

684
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: huge strike with all the grocery store employees, and I

685
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: just remember like for me, it was just like, okay,

686
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: we're going on strike. The union tells us to go

687
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: on strike. I'm just holding a sign. I'm nineteen years old.

688
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit. Like I'm like, okay, yeah, sure,

689
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: they just get paid more.

690
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 3: I don't know.

691
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: This is all above my head. And some guy just

692
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: teed off on me.

693
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 3: And You're like people will be looking at me.

694
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: Yeah totally. I'm like there will be a crowd and

695
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: you're showing up something. Guy just teed off on me

696
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: and was like he was like, fuck you, motherfucker, Like

697
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: you don't deserve oh you think you deserve fifteen dollars

698
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: an hour to beg fucking groceries? You piece of shit,

699
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't I don't think that. I

700
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just holding a sign.

701
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 3: Oh beat your goddamn ass, you son of a bitch.

702
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: I was like fine making that whatever eight dollars I

703
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: was making, you know, I'm just it's just they told

704
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: me to go on strike. But people were so riled up.

705
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: People get so wild, dude, that's crazy, dude.

706
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 3: I remember kind of not. I was like, what twenty

707
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 3: three or something, and just going shopping for groceries on

708
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 3: my own for kind of the first time as a

709
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 3: young man, and they're like picketing and I'm walking past it,

710
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 3: like I don't know. I just need ice creams and

711
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 3: some fucking eggo waffles.

712
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 4: Excuse, just need Arizona tea, yeah, block of cheddar, and

713
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 4: I need a giant I need some stuff.

714
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 3: I need some stir a couple of hot pockets, du tape.

715
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 4: This bro got his ass beat for frozen pizza.

716
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: But that that grocery store was dope. There's all because

717
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: it was Newport Coast, so there's all kinds of celebrities

718
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 1: that would come in.

719
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 4: Oh really.

720
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 3: For example, I.

721
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: Remember Elizabeth Hurley was shopping there and shagga delic, very

722
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: very shaga delic.

723
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 4: I would never ever have sex with you.

724
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 3: Were you like, what's your favorite city in Texas?

725
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: Walked through the freezer section and then came right over

726
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: to my section nipped out. I was. I was on

727
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: the moon, dude, She's like a fembot.

728
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 3: I was.

729
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 1: I was like, take me to rest shack, and no

730
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: one understood what I was talking about.

731
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 6: Right, right, right, even you used it wrong in this instance.

732
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 3: Right. I had one friend who his mom dropped us

733
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 3: off at a mall and it was we went up

734
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 3: to we went hit Sparrow for the first time when

735
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 3: I was like, damn.

736
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: There's about nine years old. That seems so young.

737
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 3: Oh my god. And there was like a glass elevator

738
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 3: for the first time.

739
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what the hell this glass elevator.

740
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 3: I'm a generation X, so it's just just different.

741
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 4: You're like a real working elevator. It's not a Pulley system.

742
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 3: But listen, where's the operator? Was there glass elevators in

743
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 3: nineteen eighty nine or whatever or nineteen ninety a glass

744
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 3: elevator was like a whole new thing. Yeah, yeah, you're

745
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 3: not wrong. That was cool.

746
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 5: Like when you could see yourself going up and down.

747
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 5: That's fucking so.

748
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 4: Are you guys eighty years old?

749
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 5: Like I'm just shut the elevator, like shut the lock up,

750
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 5: like shut You're.

751
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: As old as all of us. Okay, you're this, we're the.

752
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 5: Same age and the fact that you can't understand and

753
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 5: like put your mind in the place where you can

754
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 5: get off on a fucking glass elevator.

755
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: Blake has been swallowing his his teenage kool aid for

756
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: two for too long, where he's like, I was just

757
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: I was, I was Actually I'm only fourteen years old

758
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: right now.

759
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 4: Right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is what I'm saying,

760
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 4: never a upside down.

761
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

762
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: I grew up loving little YACHTI and and little Sam,

763
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 1: all the little.

764
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 4: Hey shout out little Sam.

765
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 1: No, dude, I never had it in my It's actually

766
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: a huge influence on me coming up second grade.

767
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 4: Fucking glass elevator. That was just an elevator.

768
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 3: Wait, no, fuck off, what the fuck are you talking about.

769
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 6: I remember seeing it and be having my mind blown.

770
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: Fuck you dude, what No, I'm I'm I'm with the

771
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: three of us.

772
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 5: This is fucking actually making me upset.

773
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: I remember being at a double Tree. I remember you

774
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: had a double Tree in Waterloo, Iowa as a young boy,

775
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: and there was it was like a big like glass

776
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: elevator that we go right up the middle, and I

777
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 1: remember just being like, this is fucking.

778
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 3: Insane future Lincolnwood Town Center.

779
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, why don't they make all elevators like this?

780
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 5: It's not even about it's it's like it doesn't even

781
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 5: matter when it came out, you know what I mean, Like,

782
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 5: right now, I could get on a glass elevator and

783
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 5: watch myself go up and fucking tell it. And I'm like,

784
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:47,240
Speaker 5: this is dope. I'm being risen by a mechanized Kyle.

785
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I'm with you.

786
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 3: Kyle was raised by a glass elevator. I'm with you.

787
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: But something, but something, We're a little different. In the

788
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: early in the early nineties when the glass elevators really

789
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: came him on this scene, Blake, I don't know, I

790
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: don't know how you're not getting involved with this, dude,

791
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: we're talking the nineties, man, glass elevator.

792
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 3: Did anybody beat off in a glass elevator?

793
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 4: Dude?

794
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 3: You could spy at people, You could spy on people

795
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 3: in the glass elevators.

796
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 5: When you would see a couple making out and you

797
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 5: mean on the floor, and you're like, they're making out

798
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 5: in the elevator.

799
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 3: You just have to beat off off, bro, You're beating off.

800
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 4: Thank you God.

801
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 3: That's the first glass elevator I was in. The first

802
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 3: one I ever saw was in Commando starring Arnold Warzenegger

803
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:32,919
Speaker 3: when he's in the chase scene in the mall.

804
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 4: My w why do you guys have such a fucking

805
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 4: memory for glass elevators?

806
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 3: It was the future, dude. Yeah, this is big ship right.

807
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 6: It was like seeing an eye.

808
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 3: It seemed unsafe and yet it was safe.

809
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 4: I just did It wasn't something that amazed me or

810
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 4: tickled my fancy weird. I liked hot topic, dude.

811
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 1: I just I missed mall culture. It's been so long

812
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: since I've been in a mall where it just like

813
00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 1: everything sort of just smells like the.

814
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 3: Corn or the pretzels, the wetzel pretzels.

815
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 4: Pretzels still is such a hammer, dude.

816
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 3: That's heartburn, you guys.

817
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: Fuck up. There was Orange Julius that was like the

818
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: staple of our mall. It was right on the corner.

819
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: It was right next to a Mississ Fields. We didn't

820
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: have orange Julius. Was just fucking banging that. You get

821
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 1: an orange Julius, you get a Missus Fields cookie and

822
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: a couple of hot laps.

823
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 3: Dude, You guys have never been on a mudwalk.

824
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: Never been on a mud walk.

825
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 3: You go to like a legit like muddy swampy area

826
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 3: and you just.

827
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 1: Like a legit one, yes, like a legit like real mud.

828
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: We're talking real mud here.

829
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 3: Like literally up to your up to your waist, what

830
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 3: to your waist and you're like trudging and crawling through.

831
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,919
Speaker 1: So you would walk through a literal swamp as a child.

832
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 3: This was the thing at my summer camp where you

833
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 3: would go on a mud walk right through. This is

834
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 3: in Michigan. So it's like it's not a swamp as

835
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 3: much as it is just fucking dank, muddy like uh woods.

836
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: Right, but there's like all kinds of snakes and ship

837
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:07,760
Speaker 1: in there, right.

838
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 3: I mean maybe, but not really. It's are you're wearing waiters?

839
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 4: No?

840
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 3: No, no, that's the whole point. Is you just naked?

841
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 3: Jack your shoes up, hit your pants track off? Oh

842
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 3: you're not naked, Kyle, Uh say naked you jack off?

843
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,439
Speaker 1: Wait, so your shoes are getting stuck in the mud.

844
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 3: It's getting heavier and people loose shoes. You gotta lace

845
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 3: up super tight. And then you get fully muddy. And

846
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 3: then you walk back because the little mud area was

847
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 3: kind of off campus where the cabins are, and then

848
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 3: you walk back as a cabin you're all muddy. Everybody

849
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 3: sees you and they're like, oh shit, looking crazy. You

850
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 3: like go and hug counselors and all that literal shit.

851
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and so like what like the more muddy

852
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: you are, the more you think like girls are gonna

853
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 1: like you and exactly like he's crazy, Like, oh my god.

854
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: So you're like rubbing mud in your hair. You're like, hey,

855
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: what's up Becca or whatever.

856
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's always the one guy who's like who eats

857
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 3: it and of the girls to be like, I'm crazy and.

858
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,240
Speaker 1: They're like yeah no.

859
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 3: And then you go to the beach part of like

860
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 3: the lake right there, and you all get it in

861
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 3: your clothes and like the mud comes off from commercial.

862
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 4: Was this like a lot a lot of your boots

863
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 4: are huge.

864
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is great.

865
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 4: That's hot, dude.

866
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 3: I like to do it.

867
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:23,879
Speaker 5: And that's a mud walk and that's when you get new.

868
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,799
Speaker 1: A billion is a lot of money.

869
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a ton of money.

870
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,839
Speaker 3: By the way, thank you, because sometimes I'm like, what

871
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 3: is a billion and it's a ton of money?

872
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 4: How many billionaires are on earth?

873
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 5: Well there's a more now, right, Like the bell curve

874
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,319
Speaker 5: has gotten so that you can achieve bill, you can

875
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 5: achieve a you can.

876
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: Get to bill much easy to be way unobtainable.

877
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 5: But it's not easy. But it's crazy.

878
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.

879
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 6: Ever since Homeboy made that song and then.

880
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 4: Crash the jet ski swamp them Gangham style, I want

881
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 4: oh Sean King.

882
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 3: I want to be a billionaire so bad? Was that

883
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 3: his song?

884
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 7: Oh?

885
00:38:55,760 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that song? Is that him? I don't know?

886
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 3: That's now I'm confusing this suicidal suicidal?

887
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 4: Oh wait, wait, how are we We're burying the headline.

888
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 4: I fucking got jumped and casting what fucking Daniel Radcliffe

889
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 4: is playing weird Al Yankovic in a biofilm. Yeah, it's

890
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 4: the whole fucking reason. I am what I am? Yeah,

891
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 4: the motherfucker swooped me.

892
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 5: This needs to be an internet campaign. It's it's a

893
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 5: yell campaign. This is not a whisper campaign. This is

894
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 5: a yell campaign.

895
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 3: Hey Blake why don't you eat it?

896
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 4: Hey, I'll tell you right now. This wasn't an audition

897
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:40,959
Speaker 4: for Weird Al's movie.

898
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 3: It should have been.

899
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 4: I didn't even get a fucking read.

900
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 3: Yes, all all professionalism aside. Do we think Daniel Radcliffe

901
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 3: is the guy.

902
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 4: You're weird out? I don't know what did he do?

903
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 5: He might have not done anything I was thinking about.

904
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 5: I don't know what the fuck is going on. I

905
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 5: don't get it.

906
00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 3: I don't. I mean, I get it.

907
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 5: Stand that a lot of people who watch that sketch

908
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 5: now have the keys to green lights, especially in a

909
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,919
Speaker 5: fucking content. But the Weird Al biopic, but he Weird

910
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 5: was Aaron Paul, I know, but it's based on that.

911
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 3: There was a stack Aaron Paul.

912
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 5: Sketch that was like it's a time ago, it's a

913
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 5: funny or die sketch called Weird starring Aaron Paul, where

914
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 5: it was a dramatic take directed by Eric Appel from

915
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 5: Workaholics did a couple episodes one or two.

916
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 3: Uh, you guys are that's my impression to have funny

917
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 3: guy and now fucking whatever.

918
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 5: Ten years later, over a decade, there is Roku original

919
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 5: content green lighting that concept for a movie, and Radcliffe

920
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 5: is coming in Roku?

921
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, what the fuck is going on?

922
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 4: Do you think that they're approaching this movie as like

923
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 4: a super hyper serious thing or do you think it's

924
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 4: gonna be a comedy. I'm like, I don't know what

925
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 4: the tone of this movie's about.

926
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 3: It's gonna be like Forrest Gump tone where there's gonna

927
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 3: be like touching Go moments where it's like you're so

928
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 3: fucking weird and he's like, I'm gonna be weird forever.

929
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 3: It's gonna be like, uhf is gonna be like the

930
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 3: thing and everyone's like it didn't make any money, you know,

931
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 3: and then Michael Richards is gonna be saying like the

932
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 3: N word constantly to like see that up that is

933
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 3: That is the sketch. That's what it is. This is

934
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 3: the way I know.

935
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 4: That's the sketch.

936
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, well then they're just gonna do it, but not

937
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 3: tongue in cheek probably.

938
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 5: I don't just like kind of like doing the Fresh

939
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 5: Prince like reboot in the drama where they're just like

940
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 5: flipping fucking things.

941
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 3: It's like, what are these green lights? Is there a

942
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 3: Fresh Prince reboot? I don't know.

943
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 5: Yes, there's a dramatic. There's an hour long reinterpretation of

944
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 5: the Fresh Prince dramatic.

945
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 3: Is it just called the Prince or something? Maybe it's

946
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 3: called bell Air. I don't know.

947
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 4: See that's how you sell it in.

948
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 3: The room, the Judge's nephew.

949
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,800
Speaker 5: But but, but but but who's green lighting these fucking things?

950
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 3: It's the people who like laughed and like are like.

951
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 5: Oh, that'd be so funny if that's what I'm saying, Like,

952
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 5: who's got the finger on the button?

953
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: It's the whole world.

954
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 3: God.

955
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 5: I used to work down in Newport as well, dude,

956
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 5: I had, uh, I had. I worked at at Vans,

957
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:13,320
Speaker 5: and fucking we had a celebrity sighting once. Dennis Rodman

958
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 5: rolled up in his well.

959
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 4: He's a Newport legend.

960
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, the Elizabeth Hurley of Man.

961
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, So evidently the coolest people live there, Dude.

962
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 5: I remember I had just finished like painting the curb

963
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 5: outside and he rolled up with his hummer and just

964
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:30,359
Speaker 5: put his.

965
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:34,280
Speaker 3: Tire right on it. Legal, his tire right on it. Dog.

966
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, what were you What color were you painting the curve?

967
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: It was Vans.

968
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,760
Speaker 3: I think it was just repainting it because it was Vans.

969
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 5: Bro It was Vans. So you skate outside and the

970
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 5: curve will get kind of fucked. And I guess I

971
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:48,959
Speaker 5: guess corporate probably wanted it painted because they couldn't break. Yeah,

972
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 5: Vans was fucking going big at that point. I can't

973
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 5: have evidence of skateboarding in our parking lot.

974
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 4: Vance is a wild ass company. They've gone like, I mean,

975
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 4: now they've gone nuclear.

976
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 3: But take five minutes. Go for it.

977
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 4: I mean, you want to talk about Van Doren.

978
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 3: Go after them.

979
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 5: They have the biggest fucking collaborations. Like out there, it's

980
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 5: like Vans and fucking Disney and stuff. It's like, my god, Yeah,

981
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 5: I feel like, what are they? I feel like Nike

982
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 5: might have bigger collaborations, But.

983
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 3: I said, like the biggest. I didn't say I hear you.

984
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 5: I definitely hear you, But they're big allegedly got my

985
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 5: take back.

986
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 3: Let me just let me write down that take back

987
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 3: Van's rocks. Okay, let's search for some scratch paper.

988
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:37,399
Speaker 1: Did you smoke weed anywhere at that store, Kyle? Did

989
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: you smoke weed at work?

990
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 4: Oh?

991
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 5: Always, yeah, in the back because there was actually like

992
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,720
Speaker 5: a little annex you had to you had to stock

993
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 5: shoes up top, so you'd go up the back and

994
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 5: and stock the shoes in the backstock and that's where Russia. Yeah,

995
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 5: it wasn't as cold as Russia, but we used to

996
00:43:55,680 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 5: like call it like you know the forest shooting. You

997
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 5: want to go to like the forest and be like,

998
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 5: yeah no, just like I used to manage that store.

999
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 4: So it was like, that's right, how did that happen?

1000
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 5: I was the third key. There was two keys above me,

1001
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 5: but I was the third. But like, you opened up

1002
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 5: in the morning or something.

1003
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 3: Yes, sure, I opened up.

1004
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 5: I counted the dough, I counted the inventory, and I said,

1005
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 5: we're open.

1006
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 3: All you counted inventory every morning? Yeah?

1007
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, well not every morning, but you do count it.

1008
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I opened up a La Costs and they

1009
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:39,760
Speaker 3: were like, just be awake. Couldn't do it. Just the way.

1010
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 1: My move would be. I would see a bunch of

1011
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:47,320
Speaker 1: hot chicks and then I was I was on that

1012
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: talk to them, and I wouldn't say that I was

1013
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: into them because I was too chicken shit to do that.

1014
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 1: And I'd go up and be like, hey, what's up,

1015
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 1: cute girls, my friend's over there like you, and then

1016
00:44:59,320 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: my friends.

1017
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,800
Speaker 4: En up talking to them, and then.

1018
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: My friends would end up making up with them in

1019
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: like a changing room out of J. C. Penny.

1020
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 4: Okay, so yes, the mall would be the place where

1021
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 4: because usually when you were in high school or junior

1022
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 4: high or whatever, the girls you talked to were the

1023
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 4: girls you went to school with. But the mall was

1024
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 4: where all the schools came to one place, so you

1025
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 4: would see girls. I was like boys and girls that

1026
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 4: you didn't see every day at school.

1027
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:30,800
Speaker 3: Yes, sure, you'd be like, man, these guys are handsome

1028
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 3: from out of the school.

1029
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 1: We can't compete, dude. I remember this vivid look at

1030
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: those flat brown I met this girl that went to

1031
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 1: a different middle school. Right. We were in eighth grade,

1032
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: go on, and we we were talking and then we

1033
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,879
Speaker 1: became aol buddies and we would instant message each other.

1034
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:47,760
Speaker 4: Right, oh damn.

1035
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,399
Speaker 1: And then she told me that she wanted to see

1036
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: my penis.

1037
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 4: Oh damn, get hard.

1038
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 3: Goodbye.

1039
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,280
Speaker 1: So she wanted to see it get.

1040
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 3: Hard, and you were like, it's already hard.

1041
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: She just like, I've I really want to wait.

1042
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 4: She didn't want to see it hard. She wanted to

1043
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 4: see it get hard.

1044
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 1: She wanted to see it get hard. She wanted to

1045
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 1: watch it go from soft to harm.

1046
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 3: Did you tell her, no, you don't, you don't want

1047
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 3: to see that?

1048
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, No, she's probably like a scientist now, huh,

1049
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 5: but science it's kind of exciting.

1050
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,879
Speaker 1: It was a kind of exciting. And then we saw

1051
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 1: each other.

1052
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 3: She's a scientist probably now.

1053
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was cool. I'm sure she's a doctor or

1054
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: scientist or something.

1055
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very interesting to watch it change.

1056
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 1: I think she's probably on the forefront, uh Fauci probably, uh,

1057
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 1: she Danielle Fauci. Then we saw her at a like

1058
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: a soccer tournament, and I remember thinking, and she came

1059
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,720
Speaker 1: up and was talking to me, and then I remember

1060
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 1: thinking the whole time, like she's gonna want to see me.

1061
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 4: Like this, it's science.

1062
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 1: It is this soccer tournament. Like she really she was

1063
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: like someone is me like trying to like wiggle it

1064
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,399
Speaker 1: in my jeans to try to like make sure it's

1065
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 1: not going from completely.

1066
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 4: Hard jeans out of soccer tournament. You played soccer.

1067
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,240
Speaker 1: And I wasn't playing. I wasn't playing. It was my friends.

1068
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 3: He was there, Scoop and Scoop and ladies.

1069
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: Wow, there was Scoop and ladies. Yeah, And then and

1070
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: then obviously nothing happened, but things could go down at

1071
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: the mall. I had friends make up with girls at

1072
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 1: JC Penny changing rooms. Things could happen.

1073
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 3: What that's cool. That's cool.

1074
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: Oh that was way cool.

1075
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 3: I definitely feel like I missed out.

1076
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, you didn't do mall culture.

1077
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 3: No, it didn't happen. I mean there was one another

1078
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 3: town over, but you would go there to go see movies,

1079
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,360
Speaker 3: and this was kind of it, or like to go

1080
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 3: shopping with your mom, because that was like the department store.

1081
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 5: Movies in malls was very weird for me. We didn't

1082
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 5: have that growing up. Those were separate. So once I

1083
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:47,320
Speaker 5: started seeing movies and malls, I did not understand that.

1084
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 6: You had to toe the line there.

1085
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 3: I did not get that.

1086
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 1: You didn't fortunate, not for me.

1087
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 3: No, they were separate. Wait what Yeah, those are separate things.

1088
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 1: Don't have to shop that should be a Dillard's.

1089
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 5: It just seems like, uh, yeah, it doesn't make sense.

1090
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 3: It seems like you don't want to spend like six

1091
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 3: hours at the mall watching a movie and Lord and

1092
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:09,760
Speaker 3: Taylor and movies.

1093
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, J C. Penny and movie. No, this is

1094
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 5: not happening.

1095
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: That's not good that is funny. Like as a kid,

1096
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: as a little boy, like how many things that you

1097
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: would do that You're like, chicks are loving this, Oh

1098
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: my god, they're loving.

1099
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 3: For example, oh dude, ludalk like.

1100
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: Like we used to ride bikes and then just like

1101
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: just like ride down some stairs in front of girls

1102
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 1: and like the ship about me, like riding my bike downstairs.

1103
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 3: Because you're Jackhamra.

1104
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 1: But just in your like little little boy brain, you're like, oh,

1105
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:49,240
Speaker 1: they're gonna love this. Reagan Brittany, check this shit out. Meanwhile,

1106
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: it's just me going down six hands.

1107
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 4: You like that?

1108
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,320
Speaker 1: You like that? That's pretty crazy, right, not really.

1109
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 3: Just skidding out in front of him totally, what's up?

1110
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 3: Do you almost hit me?

1111
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 1: Hit me?

1112
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 4: I sat on my balls.

1113
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 5: I kind of remember just doing like big jumps down

1114
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 5: hills to impress girls.

1115
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 3: Like at the top of the hill you just like run,

1116
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 3: oh yeah, like in your shoes or on a bike.

1117
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 5: No, like just jumping, like running and like jumping and

1118
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 5: you'd get air because it's like you're going down and then.

1119
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 3: You'd roll a little bit and get back up and.

1120
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,360
Speaker 1: Be like yeah, and in your head you're like that

1121
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 1: was insane. It looked like an explosion was going off

1122
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 1: behind me.

1123
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're like, they had to love that, and

1124
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 5: you're looking over at them, and then you go get

1125
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 5: the hairspray and put it all over your hand and

1126
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 5: light it on fire and be like.

1127
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 3: Look at me, look at me.

1128
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,879
Speaker 6: So you're the guy who ate the mud for sure.

1129
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 3: No, I didn't eat the mud, but I hit myself

1130
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 3: on fire. I'm not eating the mud.

1131
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 5: Did you guys ever think like, oh, tonight, I'm gonna

1132
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,959
Speaker 5: get probably super wasted, and then tomorrow I'm gonna wake

1133
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 5: up and I'm gonna beat in a fucking porno.

1134
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 4: You know, why weren't there dudes gone mild? Why weren't

1135
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 4: they just bros their dicks out and hellericoptering it.

1136
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 3: I guarantee you they were like that's a real thing.

1137
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 1: There's a one chance that in West Hollywood. The thing

1138
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 1: is is we were there. We weren't cute enough to get.

1139
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 3: Asked, right.

1140
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 4: It wasn't about being cute. It's just no, you whip

1141
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 4: your dicket.

1142
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like, are you gonna do it?

1143
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 1: No, it's about being cute.

1144
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 4: No.

1145
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a hot standard for the people watching these videos.

1146
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: Dude, we were walking around West Hollywood just at the time.

1147
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 1: I mean that Guy's Gone Wild was definitely being filmed

1148
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,919
Speaker 1: in West Hollywood, and we were in those streets. Never

1149
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:37,319
Speaker 1: were approachach that's a thing.

1150
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 3: Well, of course it's a thing. It's just they just

1151
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 3: aren't going to pay for ad space on commercial television

1152
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 3: because people were like, no, we don't want that. But

1153
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 3: if you go to the store or you're online, I

1154
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 3: guarantee you there was Dude's Gone Wild.

1155
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:52,800
Speaker 1: Blake, there's one hundred percent possibility that Guy's Gone Wild

1156
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:53,439
Speaker 1: was a thing.

1157
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 4: I am saying that it probably does. But I'm not

1158
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 4: saying we wouldn't have made the cut. I'm not saying

1159
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 4: we're having like a whole section dedicated let's but we're

1160
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 4: in a montage whipping our dicks out.

1161
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I mean.

1162
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm saying we were there so quick, we were

1163
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: in the place that it was happening. We were in

1164
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: West Hollywood, we were there every day we lived there.

1165
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 4: We never had our dicks out, We were never approached.

1166
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 3: We weren't and if we were, you already know, I.

1167
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 4: Feel like on Halloween we would have done it.

1168
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 1: You where you feel that, But it never happened, and

1169
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: they were there.

1170
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 3: True, it's true. They were looking that the.

1171
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 1: Gay Joe Francis were out there scoping the scene, and

1172
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: they looked at you right in the eyes and.

1173
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:35,280
Speaker 4: Go, nah, we're gonna pass.

1174
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:36,320
Speaker 3: Nah, Adam.

1175
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 5: Do you think that back then, if you were like

1176
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 5: looking for it, you could have found it and just

1177
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 5: made it happen.

1178
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, looking for it.

1179
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 1: If I was looking to pull my dude, well I

1180
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 1: always was.

1181
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, dude, I know you were.

1182
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 5: So so maybe not so, maybe not.

1183
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,720
Speaker 3: You could trip and fall on a dick.

1184
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, it's not hard to get It's not hard

1185
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 4: to trip and fall into the world of gay porno.

1186
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 4: That's not hard of pornography.

1187
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 3: How long do you think it would take you?

1188
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 4: All you have to do is go to a gym

1189
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 4: in La tomorrow morning.

1190
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 3: You should do this tomorrow morning.

1191
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,399
Speaker 1: I bet Blake would have a harder time getting into

1192
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,320
Speaker 1: gay porno than he thinks he would.

1193
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 4: There's already a dude named Blake Anderson in gay porn.

1194
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 4: I know because it pops up on my Twitter.

1195
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. That's a hurdle. That's a hurdle.

1196
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: Every once in a while, people will send me photos

1197
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 1: of me getting butt fucked all right, that our photoshop

1198
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 1: tuck it of like gay pornos that they photoshop like

1199
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: my face on ye rude. And every once in a

1200
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: while I get those in the old dms, which is

1201
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:36,839
Speaker 1: pretty cool.

1202
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,839
Speaker 3: And everybody listening at home, we are entering minutes seventeen

1203
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 3: of this conversation.

1204
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 1: This is important coming in.

1205
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:47,359
Speaker 4: Hi, that's my bad.

1206
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 1: I should have saved this for sixty nine. Let's loop

1207
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 1: back around call this one sixty nine again.

1208
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 3: How about those rams?

1209
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 4: I love the rams. I had no couple of rams.

1210
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 4: I'm talking about rams. I'll talk about rams all day, baby,

1211
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 4: full back. Let's get weird.

1212
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 3: Do you remember your first weird Al sighting in LA,

1213
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 3: because I do feel like it is a like a

1214
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 3: people are like, oh, yes, because I saw him Poquito Moss,

1215
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 3: and I was like, that's fucking weird ow dude.

1216
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 4: Stars, they're just like us, weird wild shut.

1217
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 3: And I just want to tee you guys up because

1218
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 3: I wasn't there for this and this is the backstory

1219
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:27,839
Speaker 3: and maybe we've told this on the podcast, but you

1220
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:33,240
Speaker 3: guys saw weird out at the Orange County Festival or whatever. Yes, yes,

1221
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 3: and before he was coming out.

1222
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 4: Onto a poodle Hat tour.

1223
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 3: Before he came out on stage, you guys started the

1224
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 3: chance of let's get.

1225
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:45,240
Speaker 4: Weird, Let's get weird. Yes, with Teddy, with Teddy, with Teddy,

1226
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 4: We've covered this, Yeah, we have covered this.

1227
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1228
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 4: It was during the poodle Hat tour at Orange County

1229
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,319
Speaker 4: Fair and uh, that was the moment that the Let's

1230
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 4: get weird movement was kind of born.

1231
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 3: Right, and then brought you guys brought it to the show,

1232
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 3: and then the NHL took it.

1233
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 4: And then and then I.

1234
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 3: Do remember going back home to like party like for

1235
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving or Christmas or whatever. I'm a big Christmas guy, uh,

1236
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 3: and seeing friends and they're like, yeah, man, let's go

1237
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 3: out and get let's geet weird. And I'd go right,

1238
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 3: and they go and someone would be like, that's you know,

1239
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 3: that's from like his show, and they go, what are

1240
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 3: you talking about? People say that, and then I'd be like,

1241
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 3: I don't, I'm not gonna you get caught. Yeah, you

1242
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 3: get caught in the middle of like I defended that's

1243
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:31,919
Speaker 3: like whatever. Well no, yeah, Someone's like, no, that's from

1244
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 3: what that's their show and they're like, dude, no, everyone

1245
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 3: says that and I go, well, well, well, I.

1246
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 1: Here's the question.

1247
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to talk von duge.

1248
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 1: We ever jerk off at words? I know, I know

1249
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:52,439
Speaker 1: we smoked tweet at at work at work?

1250
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 6: Did anybody work at church and jerk off at words?

1251
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 5: What's going on without him today?

1252
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,919
Speaker 6: Chunk work?

1253
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 2: But yeah, did you guys jerk off at work or

1254
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 2: this was a strict no jerk off strictly uh smoke

1255
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 2: weed strictly.

1256
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 3: Bro Well, I mean I was, well, it's always like

1257
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 3: you did.

1258
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 6: Okay, great, but what's the story.

1259
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, well strictly professional. Well, uh, no, I don't think

1260
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 1: I ever did. I wanted to catch I wanted to

1261
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: I don't think I did. I don't think I did.

1262
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 1: I think all my jerk off stories were at TJ Max.

1263
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 1: Uh under my starter Jack.

1264
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think if I did at work at

1265
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 4: the Workaholics, Well, the Workaholics office doesn't count. You had

1266
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 4: to have no.

1267
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,320
Speaker 1: I definitely jerked off at the Workaholics office.

1268
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 5: The Workaholics house was technically our work for a little bit.

1269
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 1: Allegedly, I jerked off.

1270
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 4: At all Workaholics sets.

1271
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: Allegedly I definitely jerked off under my desk get through workholic.

1272
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:03,439
Speaker 3: Well, technically you guys lived at the house.

1273
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 1: So definitely, definitely.

1274
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying, exactly exactly.

1275
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:10,799
Speaker 3: Adam couldn't come unless you had a man knocking at

1276
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 3: his door in the morning.

1277
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 4: The butler.

1278
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:15,919
Speaker 1: You guys are telling me late nights, we're working late.

1279
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 1: You're in your office, no one's around. You didn't crank

1280
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: one down at the desk at the workaholic workaholics office.

1281
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 3: Probably no I did. Yeah, I just imagined like a

1282
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,919
Speaker 3: ghost taking the reins, you know what I mean.

1283
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 5: It would not have been I don't think it would

1284
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 5: have been late night for me.

1285
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 3: It wouldn't have been for fun.

1286
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 5: It was early morning if anything for me, because I

1287
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 5: used to open up that office all the.

1288
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: Time, like Van.

1289
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 4: So it was abage man, they die hard.

1290
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 3: Go to Russia. That was when I had my time.

1291
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 4: You used to jerk off into half cabs, dude, and it.

1292
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: Was just it was just a night out.

1293
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:52,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the shoe shoe goo.

1294
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:57,240
Speaker 1: Bro, night out. He's leaving. You're just in the hallway

1295
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 1: cranking down. You ever jack with you just walk around

1296
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:03,919
Speaker 1: with your cock out?

1297
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,839
Speaker 3: Will you explain? Night ow night out?

1298
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 5: Oh, night out was our night assistant, our editorial assistant.

1299
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 4: Legend it goes Dennis Rodman night owl those that's my legend, Ladder.

1300
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 6: Let's also explain what a nighttime assistant for editing.

1301
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, so a nighttime assistant basically takes the cards, the

1302
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 5: memory cards from what you shot on the day and

1303
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 5: downloads them and imports them into the editing software or

1304
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 5: the AVID and they have the horrible job of doing

1305
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 5: that overnight so that the editors the next day can

1306
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 5: start to cut.

1307
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 3: Yes, and it's not like labor intensive, right, you just

1308
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 3: have to kind of be there to get it done.

1309
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's stressful, but it's not labor intensive because if

1310
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 5: you lose the footage, there's a lot of downtime.

1311
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 4: If you lose the footage, you're you're fucked.

1312
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 3: You are fucked, you're dead.

1313
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: So basically every.

1314
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 3: Say I'm thinking the same.

1315
00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 1: Night assistant is just cranking down constantly all all night.

1316
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 1: You are constantly cranky.

1317
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, that was one of my first jobs. I

1318
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 5: was a night assistant, and I did have keys to

1319
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 5: that place well as well. And yes, yes, sir, there's

1320
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 5: some downtime and that keys we're getting strokes.

1321
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that that would lend itself to.

1322
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 3: Assistant. I was an assistant editor at a.

1323
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 5: Trailer house at a trailer house in Santa Monica who

1324
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 5: remained unnamed.

1325
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 3: How did we get back to this?

1326
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 6: How did we get back to this every week?

1327
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 1: Beating us?

1328
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 5: It's just like, these are real questions, These are real

1329
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 5: questions that guys have for each other.

1330
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 3: Hey, sorry, we can't get away from it, Sorry about it?

1331
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 3: Haunted by it?

1332
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 1: You want to peek behind the curtain, behind the curtain, brother,

1333
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 1: behind the curtains, and you guys want to know about

1334
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 1: Hollywood with the boys, talk about.

1335
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 3: A lot of downtime.

1336
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:12,560
Speaker 9: Baby, No girls liked me for sure, you know.

1337
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 1: It was like the little crippled kid. But uh, but

1338
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: older kids definitely wanted to get me drunk like that.

1339
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 1: I think was like people like it would be hilarious

1340
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 1: if we got Divine drunk. So I was always that

1341
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 1: like freshman kid that they were legal. But to senior

1342
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 1: parties and everyone was. The difference between a freshman and

1343
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 1: a senior is.

1344
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:36,360
Speaker 3: Starts at the pois, It starts the ps.

1345
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:38,920
Speaker 1: It definitely started at.

1346
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 3: That because you can have thirteen your boobs are huge.

1347
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 1: I was such a child and they're like eighteen year

1348
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 1: old kids teaching me how to beer bong.

1349
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:48,960
Speaker 5: Can you be thirteen when you start high school?

1350
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 3: Is that a thing? Or are you fourteen? Pretty much

1351
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 3: can be eight? Yeah, dookie howser, you're.

1352
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 4: A freaking genius.

1353
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 1: Yeah I wasn't. I wasn't that. It was not my affliction.

1354
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 1: So uh okay, I think it was fourteen.

1355
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 4: And that's why it was wild that you mentioned that,

1356
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 4: dur because I kind of forgot that, Like we did

1357
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,920
Speaker 4: kind of see the birth of coffee shops in our

1358
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 4: neighborhood too. I remember we had this place called Mocha Lisa.

1359
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 3: Oh, so this is cool to you, but the glass

1360
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:16,479
Speaker 3: elevators is not.

1361
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 4: No, no, dude, it was real.

1362
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 3: There's always been coffee shops. No, I love.

1363
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 4: It was such a weird thing where like going to

1364
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 4: a coffee shop was like this fucking like cool thing

1365
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 4: to do as like a a young high school student.

1366
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 3: But it made, yeah, high school people feel like they

1367
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 3: were grown ups. Yeah, absolutely did.

1368
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:39,040
Speaker 5: And it was just like a sense of freedom to

1369
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 5: go do your homework there. Yeah, you could like bring

1370
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 5: your skateboard there and then skate in the back of

1371
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 5: the coffee shop or whatever and smoked them Cigy's.

1372
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 3: It was.

1373
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 4: It was way before it was like monopolized. It was crazy.

1374
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 5: You could actually like I remember like some of my

1375
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 5: first public cigarettes, like where I was like I'm smoking this,

1376
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 5: I don't care. We're in front of a coffee shop.

1377
01:00:58,240 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 1: Oh for sure.

1378
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 5: With older kids, it's because I could hand it to

1379
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:03,920
Speaker 5: them if anybody rolled up, and they would give me

1380
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 5: the cities.

1381
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 1: And then definitely didn't hang out at a lot of

1382
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:10,080
Speaker 1: coffee shops. We would hang out at like restaurants where

1383
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 1: like it was like zero dollars to eat.

1384
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 4: Their buffalo wild wings.

1385
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of buffalo wild wings, honestly, but

1386
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 1: then first one it was like a lot of there

1387
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 1: was a Chinese restaurant that they just didn't care what

1388
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 1: the ship we did. So like we you could get

1389
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 1: a plate of fried rice for eighty cents. Oh you

1390
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 1: just eat bucket of fried rice and sit there and

1391
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 1: then sit there for like four hours and just like

1392
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 1: you know, play cards or whatever.

1393
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:43,959
Speaker 4: I'll take another one, play cards and eat another round. Two.

1394
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 4: Kids are so cool being a grown ass man eating

1395
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:53,880
Speaker 4: eighty cent fried rice playing cards with your always you

1396
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,160
Speaker 4: just have it figured out that play still open.

1397
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 1: Uh no, it ended up giving like everybody food poisoning,

1398
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 1: like someone died. I think, yeah, they shut it down.

1399
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 1: It was like I think someone legitiized from eating their.

1400
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:11,000
Speaker 5: Foot right, didn't that that happened to us when we

1401
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 5: were in when we moved to the valley, we found

1402
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:15,160
Speaker 5: that really cheap. Like do you guys remember that fried

1403
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 5: rice spot and we all got it and we all

1404
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:17,240
Speaker 5: got sick.

1405
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:20,920
Speaker 1: You guys, oh bot not that Chinese restaurant.

1406
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 3: It was.

1407
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 5: It was like fried rice and we got it. It

1408
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:26,640
Speaker 5: was when we it was when we shot them. It's

1409
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 5: we're eating it and you guys are eating it in

1410
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 5: the beginning of the Proto, not the Prototech sketch, the one. Uh,

1411
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 5: it's where you're eating it's in bed the Fortune cooking.

1412
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, class that was.

1413
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys are scarfing on it at the beginning

1414
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 5: of that. That's the fried rice I'm thinking of. It

1415
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 5: was so bad.

1416
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 3: I remember that being pretty good.

1417
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:47,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was delicious.

1418
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 3: It tasted good, but it sucked you up in the

1419
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 3: long run.

1420
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 4: I think, whatever, man, I'll take it.

1421
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 1: Do you remember when we found out that MSG was

1422
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 1: the ingredient because we were like on a lot of

1423
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 1: Chinese restaurants stoles there, there'll be like a sign that

1424
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,960
Speaker 1: says like no MSG, because I guess that used to

1425
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 1: be a thing back in the day that Chinese restaurants

1426
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 1: were known for putting MSG, which is a like a

1427
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 1: kind of like a salt, like a spice that you

1428
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 1: put into food that it makes you like almost addicted,

1429
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:17,440
Speaker 1: open toube and it makes it just taste fucking delicious,

1430
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, I gotta keep eating this.

1431
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:22,439
Speaker 3: So we got producers also please put in.

1432
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 1: Facts what it actually is. We got We got these

1433
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:30,040
Speaker 1: MSG the spice. Do you remember that? And then we

1434
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 1: were putting it on our food.

1435
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 3: I remember this very well. Oh yeah, it comes in cubes.

1436
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:36,560
Speaker 1: No ours. It was like a salt shaker.

1437
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1438
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 4: We went to a weird ass like ninety nine cent

1439
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:41,920
Speaker 4: store because we were so bored.

1440
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 1: I feel like it was like a big Wop.

1441
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 4: Yeah maybe, and they had like a straight up shaker

1442
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 4: of MSG.

1443
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 3: What the I don't have this crazy memory of it

1444
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:53,920
Speaker 3: being a big LOTS.

1445
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 5: I think it was like a big lot And we

1446
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 5: got a spice set and MSG was there and we

1447
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 5: put it on everything and then we call it the

1448
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:02,040
Speaker 5: flavor enhancer.

1449
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:05,080
Speaker 1: Was it off the chain and its.

1450
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 7: Popcorn glure in our energy journey and we're fine.

1451
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:17,320
Speaker 4: Adam just had a pissed crystals.

1452
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:20,400
Speaker 3: But will you read that description, Adam? Right there, The.

1453
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 1: Basic sensory function of MSG is attributed to its ability

1454
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 1: to enhance savory taste to active compounds when added in

1455
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:30,040
Speaker 1: the proper concentration.

1456
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 4: It sounds well, why why then? What's so bad about it?

1457
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:33,960
Speaker 3: Though?

1458
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 4: Why is it outlawed? Idea?

1459
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:40,280
Speaker 1: Because it's it does it like truly makes you addicted

1460
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:44,320
Speaker 1: to that thing. It's like an additive that isn't an

1461
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 1: actual food. So I think people were like turned off

1462
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:49,360
Speaker 1: by it. Now we were turned on by it.

1463
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:53,240
Speaker 5: Maybe there's a medical issue because there it could constrict

1464
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:55,040
Speaker 5: the blood vessels or something too much.

1465
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,600
Speaker 4: Well, it does have the word sodium in the work

1466
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:02,640
Speaker 4: in monosodium, so maybe nice catch go ahead, thank you?

1467
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:06,960
Speaker 4: So maybe it is I don't know something catch wow.

1468
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:15,000
Speaker 3: Keep going. Yeah, And sodium is bad because why constriction?

1469
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:16,520
Speaker 3: You are sodium?

1470
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 1: I think it const give them given points.

1471
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:22,200
Speaker 4: I'm trying.

1472
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 3: You are sodum? Thank you?

1473
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 4: Yes you are so um? Oh my god, I don't know. Yeah,

1474
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:37,800
Speaker 4: you were, It's like sodium.

1475
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:40,560
Speaker 5: Un I just caught that the chunk was real.

1476
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:43,000
Speaker 3: I just got you got it in the lady's voice,

1477
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:44,280
Speaker 3: will you played? Do you have it anymore?

1478
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:47,760
Speaker 4: On the board. It's not a lady. By the way,

1479
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 4: it's a really cool guy. Even better, even though I

1480
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 4: don't have it anymore.

1481
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I guess I'll have to live as that

1482
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 3: for the rest of the podcast. Huh.

1483
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:01,840
Speaker 1: By the way, blading is back in a big way.

1484
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:04,760
Speaker 1: I'll say that blading is back. I live on the beach.

1485
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:08,040
Speaker 1: Rolling blades are back in a real way.

1486
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:10,919
Speaker 5: Different than aggress I bought mine during the pandemic for ships.

1487
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:14,120
Speaker 5: That's different than aggressive skating. Aggressive skating is the grinds

1488
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:14,960
Speaker 5: and the clunkers.

1489
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,440
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm with you. I had some grind place here,

1490
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:20,240
Speaker 1: he goes, Did I ever grind? No? The first time

1491
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 1: I did it, I almost resnapped all the bones in

1492
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:26,480
Speaker 1: my legs, so I immediately stopped doing that.

1493
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:29,720
Speaker 3: What happened at him? Almost at a resnap?

1494
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, I fell hard when I put on my brother's

1495
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:34,400
Speaker 5: skates thinking I could do it. It's not easy, and

1496
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:36,640
Speaker 5: neither are the soaps. Okay, and neither are the soaps.

1497
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,800
Speaker 3: You like? Cross your legs to do it right?

1498
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:41,240
Speaker 1: Oh y, you could do that with one of them. Yeah,

1499
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 1: that's one of the skills.

1500
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 3: That's not the way you do it. No, you can

1501
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 3: do you can go like this.

1502
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,200
Speaker 1: You just go at this same We have to land

1503
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:50,520
Speaker 1: at the exact same time or else you slip out.

1504
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:52,560
Speaker 3: It's sick. Check out some VIDs. It's sick.

1505
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:53,600
Speaker 4: I'd love to so.

1506
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 1: Austin Anderson, one of my grooms men. You guys all

1507
01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 1: know him. He got soaps in high school. He never

1508
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:04,840
Speaker 1: rollerbladed in his life, and he was like, dude, I

1509
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:07,720
Speaker 1: got soaps. Check this out. And I once again think it.

1510
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:08,720
Speaker 4: Would be five years.

1511
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:09,840
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be pro.

1512
01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:11,480
Speaker 1: I once again think it was the type of thing

1513
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:14,919
Speaker 1: of him going like, oh, chicks are gonna love this,

1514
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:18,160
Speaker 1: wait till they get a load of me with these

1515
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:22,480
Speaker 1: soaps grinding. And he jumped up on this rail and

1516
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:25,480
Speaker 1: slipped and I think he like broke his tailbone like

1517
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:29,920
Speaker 1: he landed. It was like no, it was like just

1518
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:33,360
Speaker 1: like violently injured right away, Like I feel so many

1519
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 1: kids got hurt with those goddamn shoes. Yeah, I wonder

1520
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:39,560
Speaker 1: how quickly we could get in gay porn.

1521
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 3: If you set out tomorrow, do you think you'd be

1522
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:45,200
Speaker 3: doing it within forty eight hours, like doing it filming

1523
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:46,360
Speaker 3: within forty eight hours?

1524
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:48,760
Speaker 1: Well, I think now, because of the Internet, I would

1525
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:52,640
Speaker 1: just go and find gay porn producers and hit them up, and.

1526
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:54,920
Speaker 3: Then yes, I could in so forty eight hours.

1527
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 1: And in forty eight hours I could be fun.

1528
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,440
Speaker 4: I mean, you can get an audition, you can get

1529
01:07:58,440 --> 01:07:58,840
Speaker 4: a read.

1530
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,919
Speaker 3: Do you think you could be doing it in twenty

1531
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:01,360
Speaker 3: four hours?

1532
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:03,440
Speaker 1: I bet I could do it this afternoon.

1533
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:09,240
Speaker 3: Do you think in seven hours that's insane? No, dude, No, Well.

1534
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:11,640
Speaker 1: I'm I'm like, I don't think if I was just

1535
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:14,160
Speaker 1: a person, but I'm an actor that people were actors,

1536
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:16,760
Speaker 1: that people know a game. That's one producer would go

1537
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:18,840
Speaker 1: oh fuck yeah, come how fuck you right now and

1538
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:19,280
Speaker 1: film it?

1539
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:21,320
Speaker 3: He would he clean his slate for the days.

1540
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:23,559
Speaker 4: It's like, if you're like, dude, I'm I'm I'm on

1541
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:26,000
Speaker 4: the fucking edge. I need to go now. I need

1542
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:27,559
Speaker 4: it in the next two hours. I need to know

1543
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:30,639
Speaker 4: film me because this may pass.

1544
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:31,360
Speaker 1: I'm hard.

1545
01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:34,639
Speaker 3: Now, let's fucking film it. Jack. I'm ready to shoot now, Jack.

1546
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:35,760
Speaker 1: I'm ready to shoot now.

1547
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:36,520
Speaker 3: Jack.

1548
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:39,400
Speaker 5: I won't shoot you. I won't shoot you.

1549
01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:43,200
Speaker 3: In this state, the state of California, yeah, exactly, man.

1550
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:48,120
Speaker 3: This good by the way I tried to talk about

1551
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:52,080
Speaker 3: the Rams Rana is the funniest movie of all time,

1552
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:56,879
Speaker 3: and like yes, in the Sorry Splice is the funniest

1553
01:08:56,880 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 3: movie all time because it's essentially like a doc was

1554
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:03,560
Speaker 3: trying to like create a being or like a like

1555
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:07,400
Speaker 3: a thing. It comes out and it's actually kind of hot,

1556
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:09,519
Speaker 3: and he's like, I gotta fuck.

1557
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:13,840
Speaker 4: It, and then I know we've talked about it, but

1558
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:16,640
Speaker 4: then he fucks it and then it turns into like

1559
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:18,320
Speaker 4: a super mute you gotta watch it.

1560
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:20,320
Speaker 3: Watch what's happened? What?

1561
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:23,280
Speaker 5: I can't remember that third act. I just remember when

1562
01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:26,679
Speaker 5: he was like on top of dread comes.

1563
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:27,960
Speaker 3: In what I'm doing? He's like.

1564
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:34,880
Speaker 4: And then it like starts to sprout wings and starts

1565
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:36,120
Speaker 4: like it's.

1566
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:38,960
Speaker 5: Just what are those days like on set? What is

1567
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,120
Speaker 5: Adrian Brodie?

1568
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:44,000
Speaker 3: Like? Okay, today's the day. Today is the day. I'm ready.

1569
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:46,200
Speaker 4: That's an actor.

1570
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:49,280
Speaker 3: It's the same movie as Lady in the Water almost

1571
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:52,679
Speaker 3: where like somebody's fucking but like in is it Lady

1572
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:55,040
Speaker 3: in the Water? Is that shape of water? Shape of water?

1573
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:59,240
Speaker 3: Thank you? Shape of water? That is at what.

1574
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:00,880
Speaker 4: Was the what what was the one that with Paul

1575
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:01,800
Speaker 4: Giamati that M.

1576
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:04,000
Speaker 1: Knight Shalaman movie That's Lady in the Water.

1577
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:05,759
Speaker 3: I never got through that one.

1578
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:09,240
Speaker 4: Which was also kind of about fucking like a fish. Right.

1579
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:13,200
Speaker 3: It was like a pool and you like went underneath

1580
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:15,320
Speaker 3: the drain and the movie was.

1581
01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:17,240
Speaker 4: Then you went into another universe or something.

1582
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:19,519
Speaker 3: That movie was something else terrible.

1583
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:22,760
Speaker 5: Did they overtly fuck creature or was that like a

1584
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,799
Speaker 5: metaphor behind the ther.

1585
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:25,720
Speaker 4: I never saw that.

1586
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:28,120
Speaker 6: He just stuck his dick down the drain and was like, whoa,

1587
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:31,559
Speaker 6: that not mad.

1588
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 10: That's one of the movies where, like you, you watched

1589
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:48,120
Speaker 10: the whole movie and then in the last five minutes

1590
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:50,240
Speaker 10: it pulls out to reveal that it was just Paul

1591
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:54,080
Speaker 10: Giami with his dick stuck in the fucking jets going.

1592
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:00,479
Speaker 4: That was the night shallamant.

1593
01:11:03,479 --> 01:11:05,120
Speaker 3: And you were there, and you were there.

1594
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:06,599
Speaker 6: You were a fish?

1595
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:07,799
Speaker 3: Did you fuck me? Dude?

1596
01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:11,920
Speaker 4: You passed out with your dick stuck in the vacuum of.

1597
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:16,640
Speaker 10: The pool fields like I was in another dimension.

1598
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:19,439
Speaker 4: You're like, dude, you were not coming. It was the pain.

1599
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:23,559
Speaker 4: You you not You passed out from the pain, but

1600
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:25,080
Speaker 4: your body was still coming.

1601
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:31,360
Speaker 3: We almost we almost left to him so gross.

1602
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 4: And that is the shape of water.

1603
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:40,960
Speaker 3: That's lady lady lad in the water. Lady in the

1604
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:42,519
Speaker 3: water is his dick in the drain.

1605
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:46,800
Speaker 4: That actually was kind of what the episode we did

1606
01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:50,880
Speaker 4: where we go into Bill's his dream memor it all

1607
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,040
Speaker 4: turned out we were like jerking a.

1608
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:57,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, what the fuck was that? We're making him come

1609
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,160
Speaker 3: the end of Bill's episode where he was having a

1610
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:02,439
Speaker 3: dream where he was like in the dream he was

1611
01:12:02,479 --> 01:12:09,960
Speaker 3: fucking right, great, awesome, but in reality we were shacking

1612
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:14,519
Speaker 3: him off and he was like a or something or

1613
01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:18,160
Speaker 3: like some kind of like viber like put.

1614
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,200
Speaker 4: It on his lap and he cumbed his pants.

1615
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:23,280
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what was the vibrator? I can't remember

1616
01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:25,080
Speaker 3: what we use. You must have been selling them.

1617
01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:27,240
Speaker 4: It was like a massager or something.

1618
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:31,839
Speaker 5: Oh god, that's crazy. That was the twist. You're coming.

1619
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:34,559
Speaker 5: You fell asleep in your coming. This was all a dream.

1620
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:38,439
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that is so funny. A dream, nip it.

1621
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:41,600
Speaker 5: That is so remember when we threw the buckets, have

1622
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:43,360
Speaker 5: come on you guys. But then I think we cut

1623
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:46,480
Speaker 5: it out of the episode, But there were there were buckets,

1624
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:47,600
Speaker 5: buckets that we.

1625
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:50,919
Speaker 4: Didn't passed standards and practices.

1626
01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:54,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, yeah, because thirty come salute.

1627
01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:58,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, we got bullet timed with buckets of fake semen

1628
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,719
Speaker 4: and it was it was graphic.

1629
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:04,559
Speaker 3: It was blast. It was like a horse blast right, yeah,

1630
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:04,960
Speaker 3: it was.

1631
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:08,519
Speaker 5: They were big. It was like a big pressurized.

1632
01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:13,160
Speaker 3: Isn't it crazy? I feel like I saw it.

1633
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:15,280
Speaker 5: I think I saw it recently on that account.

1634
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:18,160
Speaker 4: That's yeah. Maybe. Well, if you have the DVD and

1635
01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:21,000
Speaker 4: you've got the you've got the footage uploaded to.

1636
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:23,960
Speaker 3: And you've got the time, go ahead and check it out.

1637
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:25,080
Speaker 3: If you got some time.

1638
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:27,920
Speaker 5: Out and the tech know how, that's something I'm losing.

1639
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:32,639
Speaker 5: That's exact thing came on when I was working at

1640
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:35,040
Speaker 5: the when I was teaching at a school that will

1641
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:36,360
Speaker 5: remain a name, But I used to.

1642
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:38,560
Speaker 3: Have to plug in you all know. I used to

1643
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:39,920
Speaker 3: have to plug into.

1644
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:41,400
Speaker 4: The the projector.

1645
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,400
Speaker 3: I would just open it up and.

1646
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:49,000
Speaker 4: One greatest spirit of teachers, right happen. Yeah, like you

1647
01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:51,920
Speaker 4: put your laptop on, you got the projector going. You

1648
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:54,760
Speaker 4: just pray to God above that you didn't leave a

1649
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:56,000
Speaker 4: fucking porno tabot.

1650
01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:58,200
Speaker 3: Oh God, so embarrassed.

1651
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:00,160
Speaker 4: But it happens, brother.

1652
01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:04,080
Speaker 5: So embarrassing, And it's like, well, all right, what's next,

1653
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:05,240
Speaker 5: All right, who did that?

1654
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:06,600
Speaker 3: Who did their homework?

1655
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,880
Speaker 1: We did that when you were teaching there. You were

1656
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:13,920
Speaker 1: also like their age, so they would get it. I

1657
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:16,400
Speaker 1: feel like it would be weirder if you were like.

1658
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,519
Speaker 6: Adam's right, you gotta let it ride.

1659
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:20,120
Speaker 1: Watch the whole Clapper ride.

1660
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:21,240
Speaker 3: Dude, they get it.

1661
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:23,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, just be like you did this.

1662
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:26,960
Speaker 1: I think it's an easier pill to swallow you if

1663
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:31,639
Speaker 1: you're a swallow. If you were just like, ah, sorry,

1664
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:36,000
Speaker 1: you know, I'm also your age. Obviously I'm cranking down.

1665
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:39,040
Speaker 3: Adam. You're taking so much time on the thing that

1666
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:41,200
Speaker 3: you just you sweep to the side and just move on.

1667
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:43,800
Speaker 3: You're like, okay, so obviously we all saw the porn

1668
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:47,599
Speaker 3: and was on my computer. I would let's talk about

1669
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:48,320
Speaker 3: this for a while.

1670
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:49,600
Speaker 1: I do fifteen.

1671
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:58,160
Speaker 3: Humans have urges. Okay, raise your hand if you haven't urge.

1672
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:00,960
Speaker 4: No, let's talk about dude. This is a an editing class.

1673
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,720
Speaker 3: We don't do you guys know what POGs are? P

1674
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:06,400
Speaker 3: A W G fat ass white girl.

1675
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:08,599
Speaker 1: You know what? This is a good way to learn

1676
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:09,679
Speaker 1: how to edit porno.

1677
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:10,840
Speaker 3: This is huge.

1678
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:13,080
Speaker 5: The compression rate on this one what allows it to

1679
01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:14,200
Speaker 5: stream so well?

1680
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:18,320
Speaker 4: Look at the cuts here.

1681
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:22,240
Speaker 5: Okay, this is a gonzo This is gonzo porno, and

1682
01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:25,280
Speaker 5: it's a good example of when not to cut when you're.

1683
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:29,080
Speaker 3: You're not familiar with blacks. You're about to be hold it,

1684
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:31,679
Speaker 3: hold it and editing.

1685
01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:31,920
Speaker 4: Here.

1686
01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:36,479
Speaker 3: Watch the editing cumshot was hours later.

1687
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,680
Speaker 1: This is what we call a compilation.

1688
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:42,679
Speaker 3: It's just like a montage, many clips cut together.

1689
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:44,440
Speaker 1: Really, it's really choppy.

1690
01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:46,320
Speaker 3: Wait, that's all you gotta do.

1691
01:15:46,479 --> 01:15:48,040
Speaker 4: It's the most bang for your buck.

1692
01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:48,920
Speaker 1: You lean into it.

1693
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:49,320
Speaker 4: Just go.

1694
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:50,960
Speaker 3: This is open on purpose.

1695
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,520
Speaker 6: Today we're talking about montages.

1696
01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:57,880
Speaker 3: This is called the compilation, uh version of montages. And

1697
01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:00,200
Speaker 3: I know what you're thinking, I got caught. This is

1698
01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:00,759
Speaker 3: on purpose.

1699
01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:05,400
Speaker 1: No, this is on purpose. And we are investigating how

1700
01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:07,439
Speaker 1: they cut this film. Okay, that's right.

1701
01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:10,120
Speaker 5: And there is the dean of the school. Hold on

1702
01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:12,400
Speaker 5: one second, this is a secret class. Let's turn it off.

1703
01:16:12,479 --> 01:16:14,120
Speaker 3: Let's go back to the regular he's gonna want to

1704
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:16,760
Speaker 3: see this. Okay, we've we've got a minute of them

1705
01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:19,120
Speaker 3: all dancing in bikinis, and we cut to a minute

1706
01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:20,840
Speaker 3: of them disrobing.

1707
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:25,160
Speaker 1: Now we got another very very kinky clip. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1708
01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:27,000
Speaker 1: I could have almost something a little soft core. I

1709
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:34,680
Speaker 1: went wildly, wildly hardcore gaping buttles. Okay, and I.

1710
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:36,760
Speaker 4: Close that tab and there's another one here.

1711
01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:40,360
Speaker 3: Another one? Okay, how many tabs? Who did the second tab?

1712
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:43,120
Speaker 3: Can anybody tell me how many lights that they're using

1713
01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:45,519
Speaker 3: to light this set here? Zero? That's right.

1714
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:49,280
Speaker 5: This is more along the lines of the Dogma Filmmakers

1715
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:51,000
Speaker 5: of the nineteen ninety.

1716
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:56,040
Speaker 7: Five, which segues the Lars Bond Treer no Porto or

1717
01:16:56,160 --> 01:17:00,240
Speaker 7: art speaking of Dogma, this clip this is dog art

1718
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:01,200
Speaker 7: dot com.

1719
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:05,439
Speaker 4: Okay, but blcoma sixty nine? Wait?

1720
01:17:05,479 --> 01:17:09,800
Speaker 3: What was dogmas sixty nine? The place we would hang

1721
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:12,680
Speaker 3: out where wherever there was a permission wall, which is

1722
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:15,160
Speaker 3: where like the company or the business would let you

1723
01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:17,040
Speaker 3: paint graffiti on the back of their business.

1724
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:19,519
Speaker 4: What that's some shy town ship.

1725
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:22,400
Speaker 3: So shout out to Dave's Italian Kitchen.

1726
01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:22,840
Speaker 4: Okay.

1727
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:24,880
Speaker 3: We would just go there smoke weed.

1728
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:25,880
Speaker 1: Big shout out to day.

1729
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:29,519
Speaker 3: Some people be like putting up a piece of graffiti

1730
01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:31,559
Speaker 3: and we would just watch and people be like doing

1731
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:33,200
Speaker 3: skateboard tricks that they couldn't land.

1732
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:37,120
Speaker 5: And that's the best kind of just like hang out,

1733
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:39,880
Speaker 5: just flippingsbody and.

1734
01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:42,000
Speaker 3: Being like and like trading CDs.

1735
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:43,160
Speaker 4: And ship dude.

1736
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:43,719
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.

1737
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:47,200
Speaker 1: Now just hang out at like Starbucks, right, Like that's where.

1738
01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:50,360
Speaker 3: You hang out on the internet on call of duty.

1739
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:54,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all digital metaverse metaverse probably.

1740
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:58,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we're not far off. Yeah.

1741
01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:00,360
Speaker 1: I think they do hang out, but they they have

1742
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:02,000
Speaker 1: to see each other in person because they got to

1743
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:05,080
Speaker 1: get the like hand jobs and stuff and uh, you know,

1744
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:05,920
Speaker 1: finger bangs.

1745
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:07,840
Speaker 3: I don't think they care. I think they'd rather beat

1746
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:11,439
Speaker 3: off at home the way they can and then.

1747
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:13,840
Speaker 1: Just have their friends partic because because they all got

1748
01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:15,920
Speaker 1: the oculus rifts and it's it's too good.

1749
01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:18,280
Speaker 3: It's gotta be so well, I don't know, can you

1750
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,040
Speaker 3: do that? Can you oculus yourself?

1751
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:21,000
Speaker 1: What do you mean?

1752
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:22,479
Speaker 6: Well, I'm saying talking to each other.

1753
01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:26,120
Speaker 3: Oh can you see yourself though? Yeah you can.

1754
01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:27,840
Speaker 5: You can have an avatar, can't you.

1755
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:28,920
Speaker 1: Yeah you can.

1756
01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:30,200
Speaker 3: Like when you're hanging you're.

1757
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:32,839
Speaker 6: Beating off to fucking Sonic the Hedgehog character.

1758
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:35,000
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, but it's not the same.

1759
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:37,240
Speaker 1: I wonder if it'll be like where you're you're you're

1760
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:39,600
Speaker 1: fucking each other, Like if you have a girl and

1761
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:41,240
Speaker 1: you're like, you know what, it's too big of a

1762
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:45,040
Speaker 1: hassle to get in a car and drive over there,

1763
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:47,720
Speaker 1: and it's it's like too much of a thing. If

1764
01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:49,880
Speaker 1: you guys could just both put on your oculus and

1765
01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:52,200
Speaker 1: it's it's sort of like that scene and Demolition Man

1766
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:55,040
Speaker 1: where it's just like central sensory Overla.

1767
01:18:55,120 --> 01:18:56,280
Speaker 3: You know, she would love this.

1768
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:59,599
Speaker 5: God, I think we're on the we're on the verge.

1769
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:03,000
Speaker 5: I mean that's possible, right, Yeah, that's possible. That's absolutely possible.

1770
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:06,080
Speaker 5: The tech is there because they're doing things like they're

1771
01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:08,920
Speaker 5: doing things where you can wear a sleeve and then

1772
01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:12,960
Speaker 5: your doctor is like checking on how you're doing physical therapy,

1773
01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:14,679
Speaker 5: like say you have a fucked up knee or something

1774
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:17,439
Speaker 5: like that, you can put a sleeve on and then

1775
01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:20,080
Speaker 5: so if you just put if you just put that

1776
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:21,799
Speaker 5: on your dick, it's science.

1777
01:19:22,479 --> 01:19:24,439
Speaker 3: By the way. I love how they're like the people

1778
01:19:24,439 --> 01:19:26,839
Speaker 3: who made it are like, yeah, we invented this for doctors,

1779
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:29,720
Speaker 3: and they're just waiting for Porno to pick it up. Oh,

1780
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:32,080
Speaker 3: because Porno is the front of tech. Then it is

1781
01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:37,519
Speaker 3: just around the river bend. So doctors, this is for you.

1782
01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:39,080
Speaker 3: Whatever else is.

1783
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:42,559
Speaker 1: That out there, I don't know, tech right, patent on

1784
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:47,639
Speaker 1: it and it's for doctors now, it's science. Anyone else

1785
01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:53,360
Speaker 1: wants to get all maybe brassers.

1786
01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:55,280
Speaker 3: I'm not really sure what else. It could be used for.

1787
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:58,160
Speaker 1: Doctors, brassers, whoever.

1788
01:19:58,680 --> 01:20:04,559
Speaker 3: You know, doctors really need to grin things and wheez.

1789
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:10,280
Speaker 3: You know it's crazy, like you know, the tanga egg

1790
01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:14,600
Speaker 3: was originally like a disposal or something like, Yeah, you

1791
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,200
Speaker 3: you just throw away the thing and to hear you

1792
01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:18,240
Speaker 3: tie it up. And then someone was like, you can

1793
01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:18,920
Speaker 3: stick your dicking.

1794
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:21,120
Speaker 4: It's a portable garbage bag.

1795
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:23,960
Speaker 1: It can expand could jerk off into this egg.

1796
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:26,200
Speaker 3: If you ever get seasick while on a boat, you

1797
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:27,439
Speaker 3: just open this little egg.

1798
01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:29,800
Speaker 4: It's a contracted for breath.

1799
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:40,320
Speaker 1: And then some some lonely sailor was bred a minute.

1800
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:43,480
Speaker 4: Thank you wild shot.

1801
01:20:43,439 --> 01:20:47,639
Speaker 5: Some lonely sailor or any man.

1802
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:50,040
Speaker 1: I like that that It only took us thirty or

1803
01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:53,160
Speaker 1: so minutes to get into porno on this episode. We

1804
01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:55,920
Speaker 1: really that's maybe the longest run that we've had.

1805
01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:59,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm proud of us. Best episode, proud.

1806
01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:10,280
Speaker 4: Of us out Okay five years. You want to know

1807
01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:12,320
Speaker 4: what I'm going pro at fingerboarding?

1808
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:17,960
Speaker 3: Where is this going?

1809
01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:21,360
Speaker 4: It's fingerboarding? Maybe tech decks get me sponsored. I bet

1810
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:23,720
Speaker 4: I could get paid five years from now, do they

1811
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:24,599
Speaker 4: still have tournaments?

1812
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:26,959
Speaker 3: You can get paid by tech decks right now, Blake.

1813
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:30,120
Speaker 1: You just the fact that you just mentioned tech Decks

1814
01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:34,120
Speaker 1: right you made they're sending they're sending you a check.

1815
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:37,000
Speaker 4: That's what I just made five dollars and got ten

1816
01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:39,760
Speaker 4: tech decks sent to my house off just mentioning it.

1817
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:41,720
Speaker 3: By the way, the fact that you think you could

1818
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:44,200
Speaker 3: get there, should you show no respect for these people

1819
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:47,240
Speaker 3: who are so good at flipping at flipping little skateboards

1820
01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:47,799
Speaker 3: with their fingers.

1821
01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:49,519
Speaker 4: No, it's actually really hard.

1822
01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:51,360
Speaker 3: Tech teching is super hard. It's hard.

1823
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:54,919
Speaker 1: It's really hard. By the way, the level of respect

1824
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:58,000
Speaker 1: Durst thinks that we need to give to tech deck

1825
01:21:58,080 --> 01:21:59,479
Speaker 1: pros as.

1826
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:03,240
Speaker 3: A pickleball I love what I've been there. I've been

1827
01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:09,880
Speaker 3: to five years as someone who like I devoted I

1828
01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:11,920
Speaker 3: devoted my young life to swimming and got to a

1829
01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:12,479
Speaker 3: certain level.

1830
01:22:12,680 --> 01:22:15,280
Speaker 4: That's sport. Yeah, it doesn't need to be a sport

1831
01:22:15,439 --> 01:22:17,080
Speaker 4: that requires so much more.

1832
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:21,000
Speaker 3: I love doing I'm talking about something. I'm talking about

1833
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:23,960
Speaker 3: something I dedicated myself. I got to a certain level

1834
01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:28,880
Speaker 3: after however many fucking hours, like whatever kind of specific

1835
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:32,200
Speaker 3: physical things that gave me any kind of advantage or whatever.

1836
01:22:32,880 --> 01:22:36,519
Speaker 3: There were still people that were so much more elite

1837
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:39,960
Speaker 3: than me and I and I took fifteen or whatever twenty.

1838
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:42,920
Speaker 1: Years, but you could go pro in beard chugging or.

1839
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,600
Speaker 3: But this is your now you're talking about. So, my

1840
01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:47,960
Speaker 3: kid just got the Guinness Book of World Records, and

1841
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:50,360
Speaker 3: as we all loved that book, it was really cool.

1842
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:54,000
Speaker 3: It was like longest hair, longest fingernails, fattest twins. Fat

1843
01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:55,200
Speaker 3: Now it's like.

1844
01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:58,360
Speaker 1: The biggest, fattest cock, most gaming there not.

1845
01:22:58,320 --> 01:23:03,840
Speaker 3: In there longest now it's longest underwater juggling, fucking whatever is.

1846
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,120
Speaker 3: And you're like, that's not a thing.

1847
01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:06,880
Speaker 4: Yes, too specific, And.

1848
01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:09,400
Speaker 3: So what you're talking about is, yeah, I could be

1849
01:23:09,439 --> 01:23:13,679
Speaker 3: the world's best beer chugger key drop to other hander.

1850
01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:18,160
Speaker 3: I can do this, I could do this for years.

1851
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:19,960
Speaker 1: Well, if you have to be able to go pro,

1852
01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:22,439
Speaker 1: there has to be like you get to a certain

1853
01:23:22,479 --> 01:23:24,000
Speaker 1: point and you get paid for it.

1854
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:29,080
Speaker 3: Hey, Mercedes, get at me tech Deck presenting the new

1855
01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:33,240
Speaker 3: electric Mercedes Hoder's home key drop. Well say no more.

1856
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:35,120
Speaker 3: He's the best key dropper in the world that we've

1857
01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:37,320
Speaker 3: ever seen. From one hand to the other, hander, do

1858
01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:38,960
Speaker 3: you want me to do it. Okay, I'm here, I'll

1859
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:39,280
Speaker 3: do it.

1860
01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:45,920
Speaker 4: What if I picked up archery? Do you think if

1861
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,000
Speaker 4: the first time I picked up a bow and arrow?

1862
01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:50,600
Speaker 3: Geena Davis? You know Geena Davis was in the Olympics

1863
01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:53,800
Speaker 3: for our two totally and I got a bow and

1864
01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:57,240
Speaker 3: arrow over pandemic. You get a boner over what.

1865
01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:03,760
Speaker 4: Cut a commercial you were. She's huge, Kyle, you were

1866
01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:06,840
Speaker 4: like a natural. So I'm like, if this dude worked

1867
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:08,920
Speaker 4: on it every day for the next five years, maybe

1868
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,599
Speaker 4: Kyle like he was born to be an archery.

1869
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:14,880
Speaker 1: I think I could for skeat shooting. I think I

1870
01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:19,200
Speaker 1: could go pro skate shooting, go pro being in five years.

1871
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:21,800
Speaker 1: I'm a very good naturally, I'm a very good shot.

1872
01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:23,599
Speaker 1: I just don't go enough. I think if I did

1873
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:25,200
Speaker 1: it every day, I could be very good.

1874
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:28,760
Speaker 3: That's cool. That's a good one professional.

1875
01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:30,519
Speaker 1: Level, professional level, not the best.

1876
01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:32,840
Speaker 4: Okay, So here's I guess. Here's the thing. What do

1877
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:35,240
Speaker 4: you think you couldn't do if you have five years

1878
01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:36,679
Speaker 4: in every Oh oh.

1879
01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:38,400
Speaker 3: Man, I keep hearing these things. I'm like, I could

1880
01:24:38,439 --> 01:24:38,680
Speaker 3: do this.

1881
01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:43,000
Speaker 1: Anything athletic, anything athletic, Like I don't think like I'm

1882
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:46,360
Speaker 1: too old at this point, Like my body won't get

1883
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:49,599
Speaker 1: to the level, like I won't be a professional basketball

1884
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:50,400
Speaker 1: player or whatever.

1885
01:24:50,439 --> 01:24:53,960
Speaker 4: But like shuffleboard, you could do darts, you could do football,

1886
01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:54,960
Speaker 4: you could do pool.

1887
01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:58,800
Speaker 1: No, I suck. I'm not naturally good at darts, so no,

1888
01:24:58,880 --> 01:24:59,720
Speaker 1: I don't think I would be.

1889
01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:01,240
Speaker 4: Okay, what about pool?

1890
01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:05,560
Speaker 1: I'm not that good at pool. Yeah, so no, But foosball,

1891
01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:08,240
Speaker 1: I have a base that I know that I'm starting

1892
01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:11,400
Speaker 1: off already far enough ahead that I think in five years,

1893
01:25:11,439 --> 01:25:14,920
Speaker 1: if I really dedicated myself, I could, right, didn't.

1894
01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:16,640
Speaker 3: Some homies do this with curling where they were like,

1895
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:18,120
Speaker 3: we want to go with the Olympics. What sports do

1896
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:19,599
Speaker 3: we think we have the best chance in And they

1897
01:25:19,640 --> 01:25:22,879
Speaker 3: started doing curling and they actually made it to the Olympics,

1898
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:25,120
Speaker 3: made it or like or went to trials or whatever.

1899
01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:27,240
Speaker 4: I think that was Bob sledding. I think it was Jamaica.

1900
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:29,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, cool running Jamaican.

1901
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:33,720
Speaker 4: No, you're right, because curling is probably a pretty.

1902
01:25:33,479 --> 01:25:36,439
Speaker 1: Like that's the most easy access, I would say, and

1903
01:25:36,479 --> 01:25:37,160
Speaker 1: the fact that.

1904
01:25:37,120 --> 01:25:40,639
Speaker 3: Especially if you're from a country like well, no, that's

1905
01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:41,240
Speaker 3: very hard.

1906
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:44,719
Speaker 1: Yeah Mexico.

1907
01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:48,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, Jamaica, you know, Jamaica or something,

1908
01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:51,400
Speaker 3: But dumb ass. If you're from like Republic of Congo

1909
01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:53,680
Speaker 3: or a fucking where they're like no one's doing it,

1910
01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:56,719
Speaker 3: You're like right to Jamaican team, you know.

1911
01:25:56,800 --> 01:25:59,679
Speaker 1: I don't know, somewhere where it's easy, like the coldest

1912
01:25:59,720 --> 01:26:02,080
Speaker 1: country tree in North America.

1913
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:07,320
Speaker 4: Unreal, dude, Remember Adam. We also did that fucking weird

1914
01:26:07,479 --> 01:26:10,840
Speaker 4: ass sketch comedy thing that was called seventy two Virgins,

1915
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:13,639
Speaker 4: and it was about these two like frat bros who

1916
01:26:14,040 --> 01:26:16,200
Speaker 4: basically go to what they think is a frat but

1917
01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:19,439
Speaker 4: it's a sleeper cell for terrorists and they like convinced

1918
01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:23,040
Speaker 4: us and it went on like CNN and shit, yes,

1919
01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:25,600
Speaker 4: it was very viral. It made some noise.

1920
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:26,960
Speaker 3: The Drudge Report or whatever.

1921
01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:29,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was crazy, and it was just like we

1922
01:26:29,479 --> 01:26:32,120
Speaker 4: were just I don't know, just fucking saying yes to whatever.

1923
01:26:32,200 --> 01:26:34,559
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was just it was a funny, at

1924
01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:35,960
Speaker 1: least a funny conceit.

1925
01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:38,360
Speaker 5: I mean, we spent a whole summer. We spent a

1926
01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:43,000
Speaker 5: whole entire summer working on the fucking the fucking Live Show.

1927
01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:45,280
Speaker 5: It was like a summer of our lives. And we

1928
01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:46,479
Speaker 5: got paid like three.

1929
01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:48,800
Speaker 4: Hundred we said, we got paid in gum and ship.

1930
01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:50,439
Speaker 3: Not my fault. Not my fault.

1931
01:26:50,439 --> 01:26:52,080
Speaker 4: We got paid in gum. We talked about it.

1932
01:26:52,160 --> 01:26:54,519
Speaker 3: Not my fault. Yeah, oh yeah, right right right, go

1933
01:26:54,560 --> 01:26:57,920
Speaker 3: girl energy, go girl energy. That's right.

1934
01:26:58,560 --> 01:27:01,680
Speaker 1: So that being said, I think maybe you know, I

1935
01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:03,840
Speaker 1: don't know if you would have tickled each other, but

1936
01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:06,479
Speaker 1: we we did do some things that I look back

1937
01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:08,559
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, buddy, I mean.

1938
01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:11,360
Speaker 3: I tucked my dick between my legs on stage. That's

1939
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:14,880
Speaker 3: as that's as close to tickling another person as I

1940
01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:15,960
Speaker 3: was kidding. Yeah you did.

1941
01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:18,120
Speaker 1: I mean I've shown my buttthole in Game over, man.

1942
01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:19,280
Speaker 1: So we've all done things.

1943
01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:20,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what are we talking about here?

1944
01:27:20,840 --> 01:27:21,840
Speaker 1: I'm actually proud of that.

1945
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:23,200
Speaker 3: But you're proud of that butt.

1946
01:27:23,320 --> 01:27:28,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, sucked on my titty, sucked on my titty.

1947
01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:30,040
Speaker 1: We all do things.

1948
01:27:30,360 --> 01:27:33,080
Speaker 3: Goodbye. And by the way, Kyle blackmailed me about it.

1949
01:27:33,680 --> 01:27:34,120
Speaker 3: I did.

1950
01:27:34,280 --> 01:27:35,760
Speaker 5: I did, sorry about that.

1951
01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:42,560
Speaker 4: See happens manu.

1952
01:27:41,280 --> 01:27:45,200
Speaker 1: Oh And then and then the issue was was it more?

1953
01:27:45,439 --> 01:27:48,960
Speaker 1: It came out like they held onto the movie for years?

1954
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:51,800
Speaker 3: What movie are we talking about? The seventy and two version,

1955
01:27:51,840 --> 01:27:53,280
Speaker 3: because that was just a Trey rat.

1956
01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:55,960
Speaker 1: Co No, I forget. I think it was Ratco the

1957
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:59,559
Speaker 1: Dictator's Son, and they held on to that forever, and

1958
01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:02,920
Speaker 1: then it came out like right as Workaholics was coming out.

1959
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:04,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, and then they.

1960
01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:09,000
Speaker 1: Were pairing rat Code the Dictator's Son with Workaholics episodes

1961
01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:11,559
Speaker 1: on Comedy Central, like on Comedy Side.

1962
01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:14,719
Speaker 4: By the way, the main character in Ratco is Pedro

1963
01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:17,000
Speaker 4: from Napoleon Dynamite. I don't know the.

1964
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:20,040
Speaker 1: Actors Ephron Ramirez, I believe.

1965
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:22,000
Speaker 4: Yes, but he was the main he's rat COO.

1966
01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:22,639
Speaker 3: That's sure.

1967
01:28:22,760 --> 01:28:24,720
Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever watched the movie, but it

1968
01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:27,799
Speaker 4: makes it's funny. It's probably highly offensive.

1969
01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:29,639
Speaker 1: I bet there's a chance that you would think it's

1970
01:28:29,640 --> 01:28:31,960
Speaker 1: funny in a way that you like bad stuff, you

1971
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:32,719
Speaker 1: know what I mean.

1972
01:28:32,760 --> 01:28:38,599
Speaker 3: Dude, comedy is offensive. Blake made his favorite type of movie.

1973
01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:42,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and he hasn't even watched it objectively bad.

1974
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:44,360
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know if I have the

1975
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,439
Speaker 4: patience for it anymore. I don't know if I could

1976
01:28:46,439 --> 01:28:48,360
Speaker 4: sit down and just watch Ratco.

1977
01:28:48,479 --> 01:28:51,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're always so busy like doing stuff.

1978
01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:53,960
Speaker 5: I am man, you gotta be not watching stuff, like

1979
01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:55,679
Speaker 5: not always watching stuff.

1980
01:28:55,760 --> 01:29:01,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I listen to pods now, man, I don't.

1981
01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:06,200
Speaker 3: Name it's name. Five podcasts you listen to?

1982
01:29:04,280 --> 01:29:08,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to.

1983
01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:11,080
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to get free Besides, I'm not trying

1984
01:29:11,120 --> 01:29:15,639
Speaker 4: to get free press. I know it's been a long

1985
01:29:15,680 --> 01:29:18,400
Speaker 4: ways out, but it's never too late to give somebody

1986
01:29:18,439 --> 01:29:21,599
Speaker 4: their flowers. Bombs, sagg it, what a great TV dad

1987
01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:26,439
Speaker 4: and r I P a fucking goat man, dude, Yeah, yeah,

1988
01:29:26,760 --> 01:29:29,880
Speaker 4: Full House, what a run? That show was the ship.

1989
01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:31,600
Speaker 3: You know what I had? I had forgotten that he

1990
01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:34,519
Speaker 3: was the voice of How I Met Your Mother. He

1991
01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:36,200
Speaker 3: was like the telling the story guy.

1992
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:38,640
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, the narrator.

1993
01:29:39,880 --> 01:29:42,960
Speaker 3: He's got Yeah, that's the term I work in the business.

1994
01:29:43,280 --> 01:29:46,840
Speaker 3: He had his Full House paper right stacked it. Then

1995
01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:52,920
Speaker 3: he had his a f V America's yeah yeah videos

1996
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:55,200
Speaker 3: paper right stack that. But then I was like, where's

1997
01:29:55,240 --> 01:29:57,519
Speaker 3: his recent paper from? Is it just doing stand up?

1998
01:29:57,520 --> 01:30:01,360
Speaker 3: And then I remembered he was the voice of, like

1999
01:30:01,520 --> 01:30:03,599
Speaker 3: the storyteller on How I Met Your Mother.

2000
01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:06,679
Speaker 4: And all those shows you just named that money stacked

2001
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:08,120
Speaker 4: is stacked high.

2002
01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:11,439
Speaker 3: And like Guiermo del Toro was a co owner of

2003
01:30:12,439 --> 01:30:16,479
Speaker 3: How I Met Your Mother? So also, I give where

2004
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:17,759
Speaker 3: are the producers on that?

2005
01:30:18,880 --> 01:30:22,040
Speaker 4: They're not trying to call you out. Well, you know, Bob,

2006
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:25,919
Speaker 4: that's a San Francisco legend, right, they're real Bay Area legend.

2007
01:30:26,240 --> 01:30:27,799
Speaker 3: Is he did he go to the same high school

2008
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:29,080
Speaker 3: as you or not? No?

2009
01:30:29,160 --> 01:30:30,880
Speaker 4: I think it was just the fact that Full House

2010
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:33,360
Speaker 4: took place in San Francisco and like it's kind of

2011
01:30:33,400 --> 01:30:36,080
Speaker 4: a place you can go and see the house. Yeah,

2012
01:30:36,120 --> 01:30:36,680
Speaker 4: it's just like.

2013
01:30:36,680 --> 01:30:39,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, a full House had like rice a Rony jokes.

2014
01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:40,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2015
01:30:40,880 --> 01:30:44,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he was like constantly wearing like Warriors jerseys

2016
01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:47,400
Speaker 4: before it was fucking Steph Curry splash bro hours, he's

2017
01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:51,080
Speaker 4: wearing like Giants gear. So you know his his status

2018
01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:53,840
Speaker 4: is he's he's he's a legend in the Bay that's

2019
01:30:53,880 --> 01:30:54,439
Speaker 4: for sure.

2020
01:30:54,800 --> 01:30:57,519
Speaker 3: I like to think that if we were cast on

2021
01:30:57,560 --> 01:30:59,559
Speaker 3: that show, like it would have worked out pretty good.

2022
01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:01,480
Speaker 4: Oh dude for days.

2023
01:31:01,320 --> 01:31:04,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. I'm trying to think, like would I

2024
01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:08,920
Speaker 3: be would I be Saggot? Yes? And would Adam be

2025
01:31:09,320 --> 01:31:14,120
Speaker 3: Uncle Jesse? Adam is Uncle Jesse or Blake Uncle Jesse

2026
01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:18,000
Speaker 3: fu Man I feel, I know, but Blake seems like

2027
01:31:18,040 --> 01:31:20,800
Speaker 3: way more of an Uncle Joey Dave Cooyer type, or

2028
01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:23,200
Speaker 3: is Adam that I don't know? That you know what

2029
01:31:23,240 --> 01:31:24,839
Speaker 3: I'm was something sacred.

2030
01:31:25,120 --> 01:31:27,679
Speaker 5: No, it's okay, it's okay to live in the multi.

2031
01:31:27,880 --> 01:31:30,439
Speaker 4: Well, that's the thing because what well you have to

2032
01:31:30,439 --> 01:31:32,000
Speaker 4: think about. You have to think about.

2033
01:31:31,840 --> 01:31:35,559
Speaker 3: Where's Adam Saggett and I'm Jesse and Blake is Coo.

2034
01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:37,400
Speaker 4: Ye, I don't think it's I don't think he can

2035
01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:43,040
Speaker 4: because like the main thing, like their characteristics is like Joey,

2036
01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:46,280
Speaker 4: it was heck a silly median dude, right.

2037
01:31:46,360 --> 01:31:48,719
Speaker 3: Yes, always gave a laugh to the kids.

2038
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:51,400
Speaker 4: But Jesse was Jesse was a playboy. But he was

2039
01:31:51,439 --> 01:31:53,800
Speaker 4: in a band and didn't get get in some head.

2040
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:56,679
Speaker 3: Yeah he was, Hey, I'll be right back, I'm getting head.

2041
01:31:57,560 --> 01:31:58,680
Speaker 3: He was always kidding the head.

2042
01:31:58,760 --> 01:32:01,200
Speaker 4: I didn't really explore that, but that bro was getting

2043
01:32:01,200 --> 01:32:03,439
Speaker 4: domed up in the car because he wasn't doing it

2044
01:32:03,479 --> 01:32:04,080
Speaker 4: at the house.

2045
01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:10,960
Speaker 3: You missed that after Yes, he wasn't that he was

2046
01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:12,679
Speaker 3: personally getting tickets at the park.

2047
01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:16,080
Speaker 4: It's a full house, bro. Where is Uncle Jesse getting

2048
01:32:16,120 --> 01:32:16,680
Speaker 4: domed up?

2049
01:32:17,360 --> 01:32:20,200
Speaker 3: He's in the car on the San Francisco streets.

2050
01:32:20,240 --> 01:32:24,719
Speaker 4: Bro, Uncle Jesse has the most long car blow job

2051
01:32:24,880 --> 01:32:26,639
Speaker 4: he's in television history.

2052
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,680
Speaker 3: He's in Golden Gate Park.

2053
01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:31,280
Speaker 4: Anna says he was getting it in the attic. That's right.

2054
01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:35,120
Speaker 4: They had an attic. Oh yeah, well, like you do

2055
01:32:35,320 --> 01:32:36,280
Speaker 4: not go in the attic.

2056
01:32:36,520 --> 01:32:39,280
Speaker 3: No, No, he had comment. He would comment waiting. He

2057
01:32:39,280 --> 01:32:41,880
Speaker 3: would leave comment at the door and whenever most start

2058
01:32:41,920 --> 01:32:45,360
Speaker 3: scratching the door, like get you, get you close, you

2059
01:32:45,439 --> 01:32:55,280
Speaker 3: gotta go, give me here. Kimmy, Kimmy, her comedic sensibility

2060
01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:56,800
Speaker 3: was off the rich.

2061
01:32:57,320 --> 01:33:01,360
Speaker 4: Where are they now? Was? She happened?

2062
01:33:02,439 --> 01:33:04,640
Speaker 3: And then she came back to it and slayd I

2063
01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:08,200
Speaker 3: watched the reboot pilot and she was on the point.

2064
01:33:08,040 --> 01:33:11,080
Speaker 4: Still killing Kimmy. Gibbler was still gibbling it.

2065
01:33:11,120 --> 01:33:11,799
Speaker 3: She was gibbling.

2066
01:33:12,479 --> 01:33:14,679
Speaker 5: But did she did she do any So you're saying

2067
01:33:14,720 --> 01:33:16,639
Speaker 5: she went out the business and then came back.

2068
01:33:16,840 --> 01:33:18,080
Speaker 3: They were like, hey, do you want to make us

2069
01:33:18,280 --> 01:33:20,960
Speaker 3: two thousand dollars a week or fifty that whatever? Was No,

2070
01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:24,840
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm like just to hit him with some gibbles.

2071
01:33:25,160 --> 01:33:28,160
Speaker 3: It's so cool, like she was like made for that

2072
01:33:28,320 --> 01:33:29,240
Speaker 3: role and that role.

2073
01:33:29,479 --> 01:33:34,120
Speaker 4: It's dust off your jean jacket with the fringe.

2074
01:33:35,640 --> 01:33:38,920
Speaker 3: Hey, Kimmy, if you want to come back and make

2075
01:33:39,120 --> 01:33:42,200
Speaker 3: twenty grand an episode? And she goes, let me just

2076
01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:48,760
Speaker 3: hit him. She still got the no that was she

2077
01:33:48,800 --> 01:33:51,720
Speaker 3: clicked write it on the zoom call. Let me think

2078
01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:52,679
Speaker 3: about that for a second.

2079
01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:03,240
Speaker 4: Let me gimble. All I gotta do is.

2080
01:34:05,320 --> 01:34:10,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, she heard the rumblings about the reboot and she

2081
01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:14,439
Speaker 3: was waiting by the phone ready to get I'm drooling.

2082
01:34:15,520 --> 01:34:18,680
Speaker 3: And you know Kirk Cameron's sister, what's her name? So

2083
01:34:19,640 --> 01:34:23,479
Speaker 3: whatever Cameron Cannae cameraon cannas Cameron know that. She was like,

2084
01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:29,559
Speaker 3: I gotta get upstaged by this chick again. Dude came

2085
01:34:29,600 --> 01:34:32,640
Speaker 3: in like le. She came in like earkle and just

2086
01:34:32,760 --> 01:34:34,040
Speaker 3: stole the show.

2087
01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:39,200
Speaker 4: Kimmy Gibbler shout out to all the can Gibbler stands.

2088
01:34:41,080 --> 01:34:43,120
Speaker 1: Did I ever tell you guys about the time I

2089
01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:44,720
Speaker 1: was caught? I don't know. I might have told this

2090
01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:46,519
Speaker 1: story on the podcast. I'm not sure, but I was

2091
01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:52,640
Speaker 1: caught jerking off by my mom and I'm I'm in

2092
01:34:52,680 --> 01:34:55,280
Speaker 1: the basement, and I'm a senior in high school, and

2093
01:34:55,360 --> 01:34:57,400
Speaker 1: you enter through my garage and you will go right

2094
01:34:57,439 --> 01:34:59,880
Speaker 1: in the basement. It's an old computer. It takes for

2095
01:35:00,080 --> 01:35:04,920
Speaker 1: ever to like download and or upload pornows via the

2096
01:35:04,920 --> 01:35:08,920
Speaker 1: Sublime directory. And there were so many pop ups, and

2097
01:35:09,080 --> 01:35:11,160
Speaker 1: so there's just like a hundred pop ups to pop up.

2098
01:35:11,200 --> 01:35:12,720
Speaker 1: And I hear the road shore coming on, and I'm

2099
01:35:12,720 --> 01:35:15,960
Speaker 1: trying to is this the yeah, And I'm trying to

2100
01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:19,160
Speaker 1: click out of it quickly. I jump on the couch.

2101
01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:23,080
Speaker 1: She comes in and my mom looks at the computer

2102
01:35:23,160 --> 01:35:24,919
Speaker 1: and she goes, Mom's pretty.

2103
01:35:24,760 --> 01:35:26,840
Speaker 4: Chill, and she's like, Jesus, you disgust me.

2104
01:35:27,960 --> 01:35:29,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you discuss me?

2105
01:35:29,720 --> 01:35:29,960
Speaker 4: Yes?

2106
01:35:30,400 --> 01:35:32,760
Speaker 1: And then I go upstairs and and why did?

2107
01:35:32,800 --> 01:35:33,600
Speaker 4: She says?

2108
01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:34,040
Speaker 1: Are huge?

2109
01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:35,960
Speaker 3: Beatty had seen this?

2110
01:35:39,439 --> 01:35:39,599
Speaker 4: Did?

2111
01:35:41,720 --> 01:35:42,080
Speaker 3: I did?

2112
01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:44,360
Speaker 1: Tell it?

2113
01:35:43,439 --> 01:35:45,160
Speaker 4: Well, it's a classic.

2114
01:35:45,280 --> 01:35:48,799
Speaker 1: It's because it was like hot brother on Sister action

2115
01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:52,040
Speaker 1: and it was two siblings fucking, which is a weird.

2116
01:35:53,360 --> 01:35:56,240
Speaker 1: It's a weird pop up? Why is that a pop up?

2117
01:35:56,320 --> 01:35:58,720
Speaker 3: It really pisses me off? It doesn't it piss you

2118
01:35:58,760 --> 01:36:01,360
Speaker 3: guys off? That like that? It's so prevalent.

2119
01:36:01,479 --> 01:36:03,840
Speaker 5: Are we talking about this commercial?

2120
01:36:03,960 --> 01:36:04,200
Speaker 4: Yeah?

2121
01:36:04,240 --> 01:36:04,600
Speaker 3: What? What?

2122
01:36:05,040 --> 01:36:05,240
Speaker 1: Well?

2123
01:36:05,240 --> 01:36:06,400
Speaker 3: But it's step right.

2124
01:36:06,360 --> 01:36:07,640
Speaker 1: It's step Yeah.

2125
01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:13,160
Speaker 3: Still, it's like what I'm not I'm not justifying it.

2126
01:36:13,240 --> 01:36:14,280
Speaker 3: I'm not justifying it.

2127
01:36:14,320 --> 01:36:19,200
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you're allowed to it's steps like sister

2128
01:36:19,280 --> 01:36:22,639
Speaker 1: or whatever. You're like, hey probably have been around them

2129
01:36:22,680 --> 01:36:24,680
Speaker 1: for most of your life. And now you want to

2130
01:36:24,680 --> 01:36:25,160
Speaker 1: fuck them.

2131
01:36:25,160 --> 01:36:30,160
Speaker 4: That's gross, dude, guys, let's let's not bury the freaking

2132
01:36:30,200 --> 01:36:33,200
Speaker 4: headline here. You know what started at all? What do

2133
01:36:33,240 --> 01:36:36,360
Speaker 4: you guys remember the movie Clueless? The whole movie is

2134
01:36:36,400 --> 01:36:39,439
Speaker 4: about Paul rudbying or her stepbrother, and at least a

2135
01:36:39,520 --> 01:36:41,200
Speaker 4: Silverstone wants to bone him.

2136
01:36:41,400 --> 01:36:43,920
Speaker 3: No, he works at the dad's law firm.

2137
01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:48,600
Speaker 4: No, they're they're step people together, brother and sisters.

2138
01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:49,559
Speaker 3: I don't think so.

2139
01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:51,360
Speaker 1: I don't really remember that movie.

2140
01:36:51,400 --> 01:36:54,679
Speaker 5: Well, but you're forgetting you're forgetting the Brady Bunch.

2141
01:36:55,000 --> 01:36:57,639
Speaker 3: Wait what happened in that we that's true, we're all

2142
01:36:57,640 --> 01:36:58,759
Speaker 3: forgetting the Brady Bunch.

2143
01:36:58,800 --> 01:37:03,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. If your TV breaks, now, do you get a

2144
01:37:03,200 --> 01:37:06,120
Speaker 1: TV repair man? Is that even a job anymore? Or

2145
01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:09,240
Speaker 1: you just buy a new You just buy a new TV.

2146
01:37:09,360 --> 01:37:10,920
Speaker 1: I was thinking of that the other day. I was like,

2147
01:37:10,960 --> 01:37:13,720
Speaker 1: if this TV were to break, I would just buy

2148
01:37:13,720 --> 01:37:16,960
Speaker 1: a new TV. I wouldn't even There's I remember, specifically,

2149
01:37:17,040 --> 01:37:21,280
Speaker 1: on multiple occasions a TV repair man right coming to

2150
01:37:21,360 --> 01:37:24,439
Speaker 1: the house. I remember our VCR breaking, My dad took

2151
01:37:24,439 --> 01:37:27,640
Speaker 1: it to the VCR repair man. Right, I'm like, that

2152
01:37:27,640 --> 01:37:29,160
Speaker 1: doesn't fucking exist anymore.

2153
01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:31,719
Speaker 3: Well, because a lot of the times for old TVs,

2154
01:37:31,760 --> 01:37:34,720
Speaker 3: there was a bulb in there, correct, So like if

2155
01:37:34,720 --> 01:37:36,360
Speaker 3: the bulb was all fucked up, you had to like

2156
01:37:36,479 --> 01:37:38,960
Speaker 3: open it up and replace that and then VHS. Sometimes

2157
01:37:39,040 --> 01:37:40,760
Speaker 3: the tape would get caught, so you'd have to take

2158
01:37:40,800 --> 01:37:41,599
Speaker 3: it somewhere to get it.

2159
01:37:41,560 --> 01:37:43,559
Speaker 5: Out, yep, or you'd have to he'd have to clean

2160
01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:45,360
Speaker 5: the heads remember that shit, right?

2161
01:37:46,280 --> 01:37:49,760
Speaker 3: Did you guys have the little red sports car that

2162
01:37:49,760 --> 01:37:50,880
Speaker 3: would rewind the tapes for it?

2163
01:37:51,000 --> 01:37:51,280
Speaker 1: Yes?

2164
01:37:51,439 --> 01:37:58,840
Speaker 4: I did. That must be the glass elevator generation, because

2165
01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:00,240
Speaker 4: I don't know what the fuck we were.

2166
01:38:00,200 --> 01:38:01,400
Speaker 1: Talking about, homeboy.

2167
01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:05,320
Speaker 3: I didn't have a rewinder. No, it was a specific

2168
01:38:05,400 --> 01:38:08,280
Speaker 3: machine to rewind. Yeah, so you didn't fuck your heads

2169
01:38:08,360 --> 01:38:10,880
Speaker 3: up on your v c R. No, we go hella

2170
01:38:10,960 --> 01:38:13,040
Speaker 3: fast and then slow down towards the end, so it

2171
01:38:13,040 --> 01:38:14,639
Speaker 3: didn't so sick.

2172
01:38:15,520 --> 01:38:16,400
Speaker 4: That was a luxury.

2173
01:38:17,320 --> 01:38:27,600
Speaker 1: It looks like a little red sports car wind so fast.

2174
01:38:29,080 --> 01:38:32,840
Speaker 4: Wowa, Wow, goddamn, that was a luxury. We didn't have

2175
01:38:32,920 --> 01:38:33,920
Speaker 4: that in my home.

2176
01:38:35,920 --> 01:38:38,280
Speaker 3: At Adam's wedding, we were talking about something.

2177
01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:40,960
Speaker 4: Your brother was the All Star, by the way, I'll

2178
01:38:40,960 --> 01:38:41,360
Speaker 4: give him.

2179
01:38:43,560 --> 01:38:44,320
Speaker 3: Did you not hear about it?

2180
01:38:44,760 --> 01:38:44,960
Speaker 4: Kyle?

2181
01:38:45,000 --> 01:38:47,400
Speaker 3: You heard about this right? Your brother comes up and

2182
01:38:47,439 --> 01:38:49,360
Speaker 3: he goes, we were talking about something. He goes, I

2183
01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:51,320
Speaker 3: mean ship. My brother always looked up to him. He

2184
01:38:51,360 --> 01:38:55,479
Speaker 3: had the world record for pogo And I go what, Yeah,

2185
01:38:55,479 --> 01:38:59,200
Speaker 3: he said you had it, And I got when he

2186
01:38:59,200 --> 01:39:02,240
Speaker 3: goes when we were kids, and I go, how old?

2187
01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:04,160
Speaker 3: And he was like he was like twelve and I

2188
01:39:04,240 --> 01:39:06,960
Speaker 3: was like nine or eight or whatever, and and I go,

2189
01:39:07,439 --> 01:39:11,799
Speaker 3: Kyle had the world record for pogo sticking at twelve.

2190
01:39:11,880 --> 01:39:15,040
Speaker 3: He goes, I go, no, he didn't. And he goes, yeah, no,

2191
01:39:15,080 --> 01:39:18,120
Speaker 3: he like he like slept leaning up against the wall.

2192
01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:19,599
Speaker 3: The whole thing was that you just couldn't get off

2193
01:39:19,640 --> 01:39:22,519
Speaker 3: the stick. And I go, Adam knew a check. Baby,

2194
01:39:22,600 --> 01:39:26,200
Speaker 3: Now your brother lied to you when you were super

2195
01:39:26,240 --> 01:39:29,439
Speaker 3: young and impressionable, and you've stopped this your whole life.

2196
01:39:29,479 --> 01:39:32,360
Speaker 3: And he goes, no, it's impossible. I go think about it.

2197
01:39:32,880 --> 01:39:36,400
Speaker 3: He slept leaning up against a wall on a pogo stick,

2198
01:39:36,560 --> 01:39:38,880
Speaker 3: and his face Jesus fell off.

2199
01:39:40,000 --> 01:39:42,760
Speaker 4: He was like I was from the tailor, right.

2200
01:39:43,160 --> 01:39:47,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I don't know something. But he's a storyteller, man,

2201
01:39:47,280 --> 01:39:48,120
Speaker 5: There's been plenty O.

2202
01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:51,400
Speaker 3: He's a story believer. You're a there's plenty No.

2203
01:39:51,560 --> 01:39:54,800
Speaker 5: But he also does a lot of like filling in

2204
01:39:54,880 --> 01:39:56,839
Speaker 5: blanks to make it awesome.

2205
01:39:57,080 --> 01:39:57,679
Speaker 3: In his mind.

2206
01:39:57,720 --> 01:39:59,280
Speaker 4: Big fishes, big fishes.

2207
01:39:59,520 --> 01:40:02,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's big fish. Big fish is like what that

2208
01:40:02,600 --> 01:40:05,200
Speaker 5: was like our family movie. Like when that movie came out,

2209
01:40:05,200 --> 01:40:06,840
Speaker 5: we all looked at each other and we're like, that

2210
01:40:06,920 --> 01:40:10,559
Speaker 5: movie fucking rocks movie because it's all about tall tail.

2211
01:40:10,760 --> 01:40:12,559
Speaker 1: I love Big Fish too. I saw it twice in

2212
01:40:12,600 --> 01:40:14,439
Speaker 1: the theater. Dude, that movie bad movie rock.

2213
01:40:14,880 --> 01:40:18,559
Speaker 5: So yeah, that movie kicked. But dude, that's one of

2214
01:40:18,600 --> 01:40:20,280
Speaker 5: my favorite movies of all time.

2215
01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:22,200
Speaker 4: I didn't recall like it it's a bad movie.

2216
01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:23,280
Speaker 3: It's fantastic now.

2217
01:40:23,760 --> 01:40:26,000
Speaker 1: It rules. And also it didn't come out when we

2218
01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:26,519
Speaker 1: were kids.

2219
01:40:26,560 --> 01:40:31,040
Speaker 5: We were adults, utterly forgetable, absolutely memorable and just like

2220
01:40:31,160 --> 01:40:34,000
Speaker 5: you know, touching, there was a big fish, I believe. Yeah,

2221
01:40:34,160 --> 01:40:35,800
Speaker 5: there was a big fish at the end. There was

2222
01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:37,840
Speaker 5: a truth to it, and there was truth to all

2223
01:40:37,880 --> 01:40:41,240
Speaker 5: the characters as well. But the in the fabric in

2224
01:40:41,320 --> 01:40:44,360
Speaker 5: between all of that was was made up, you know,

2225
01:40:44,479 --> 01:40:45,599
Speaker 5: embellished if you will.

2226
01:40:45,840 --> 01:40:48,600
Speaker 1: Okay, we think, however, you need to explain it. So

2227
01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:51,439
Speaker 1: we think he made this story up about you being

2228
01:40:51,479 --> 01:40:52,240
Speaker 1: this pogo p.

2229
01:40:52,479 --> 01:40:55,120
Speaker 5: I think he knows that I wanted it when I

2230
01:40:55,320 --> 01:40:57,240
Speaker 5: was eight years old and we were in Korea.

2231
01:40:57,439 --> 01:40:59,479
Speaker 1: Or do we think that you might have told him

2232
01:40:59,479 --> 01:41:02,000
Speaker 1: this story when you were really young and he and

2233
01:41:02,080 --> 01:41:03,720
Speaker 1: he put that little colonel back here and.

2234
01:41:03,760 --> 01:41:05,800
Speaker 5: It's only no, we're only two years apart. That's not

2235
01:41:05,960 --> 01:41:06,639
Speaker 5: that's not happening.

2236
01:41:06,680 --> 01:41:09,439
Speaker 3: Then he's an idiot and found out how dumb he was. Oh,

2237
01:41:09,479 --> 01:41:12,120
Speaker 3: he just plays. He just plays in reality, what's he's

2238
01:41:12,160 --> 01:41:15,559
Speaker 3: just dude? His heart broke when I was like, think

2239
01:41:15,600 --> 01:41:17,559
Speaker 3: about this, No, it didn't. He was drunk.

2240
01:41:17,600 --> 01:41:21,640
Speaker 5: He was acting, bro, Trust.

2241
01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:24,559
Speaker 3: I guarantee this. No, he played you in that moment.

2242
01:41:24,720 --> 01:41:30,960
Speaker 1: I guarantee was the one that got Oh, it's the

2243
01:41:31,439 --> 01:41:32,360
Speaker 1: biggest reveal.

2244
01:41:32,760 --> 01:41:34,040
Speaker 3: O ship.

2245
01:41:37,080 --> 01:41:39,240
Speaker 4: You got new and checks, bro, And that's why you

2246
01:41:39,240 --> 01:41:40,040
Speaker 4: don't like the movie.

2247
01:41:40,120 --> 01:41:46,799
Speaker 3: Motherfucker, He'll take it all check. It's the newest punk

2248
01:41:47,240 --> 01:41:51,040
Speaker 3: get in this in this universe, you guys are creating

2249
01:41:51,240 --> 01:41:51,879
Speaker 3: My family.

2250
01:41:52,200 --> 01:41:55,120
Speaker 5: My family always says, now, like, don't ruin a good

2251
01:41:55,120 --> 01:41:56,040
Speaker 5: story with the truth.

2252
01:41:56,360 --> 01:41:57,679
Speaker 3: That's like what their.

2253
01:41:57,640 --> 01:41:59,280
Speaker 4: Ship is that?

2254
01:42:02,920 --> 01:42:05,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, I know, I know it's not a great

2255
01:42:05,280 --> 01:42:09,240
Speaker 5: place to live, but that is something that is a

2256
01:42:09,840 --> 01:42:14,240
Speaker 5: Your family says this, it happens, Huh, Your family says this, Yeah,

2257
01:42:14,360 --> 01:42:15,599
Speaker 5: who at what point?

2258
01:42:15,680 --> 01:42:18,479
Speaker 3: Like when my mom says that, when when did she say?

2259
01:42:18,880 --> 01:42:20,479
Speaker 3: Like when was that where you're like laying in bed

2260
01:42:20,479 --> 01:42:21,880
Speaker 3: and she was reading your stories and she was like,

2261
01:42:21,920 --> 01:42:22,920
Speaker 3: you know, speaking of stories.

2262
01:42:23,439 --> 01:42:25,920
Speaker 5: Whenever you're telling a good story and you kind of

2263
01:42:26,000 --> 01:42:29,439
Speaker 5: embellish a little bit and calls the other person out,

2264
01:42:29,760 --> 01:42:32,040
Speaker 5: then you're like, hey, man, let me tell my fucking story.

2265
01:42:32,120 --> 01:42:34,160
Speaker 5: That's basically what it is, you know what I mean, Like,

2266
01:42:34,200 --> 01:42:36,000
Speaker 5: there's no reason for you to cut in front.

2267
01:42:36,240 --> 01:42:37,000
Speaker 3: This is a ride.

2268
01:42:37,120 --> 01:42:39,640
Speaker 1: Hey, and Kyle, I agree with that. I love that

2269
01:42:39,720 --> 01:42:41,240
Speaker 1: about your family. I think that's fun.

2270
01:42:41,280 --> 01:42:44,000
Speaker 5: I'm creating a ride for the people who are listening

2271
01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:44,439
Speaker 5: right now.

2272
01:42:45,000 --> 01:42:46,800
Speaker 3: Fun. Yeah. But when I hear your story, I go,

2273
01:42:47,040 --> 01:42:48,960
Speaker 3: that's a lie. Like when I when I hear Adam

2274
01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:50,599
Speaker 3: tell a story and I'm like, I was there, it

2275
01:42:50,640 --> 01:42:53,759
Speaker 3: wasn't that crazy. But guess guess what story you just told?

2276
01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:57,800
Speaker 3: And then like you know, it keeps going. It's cool, Yeah,

2277
01:42:57,840 --> 01:43:00,479
Speaker 3: it does keep going. Like like how when you're sitting

2278
01:43:00,520 --> 01:43:02,880
Speaker 3: watching big Fish and you're like, is this over? And nope,

2279
01:43:03,040 --> 01:43:06,840
Speaker 3: just it keeps going. Shut up, bitch, that's weird. Why

2280
01:43:06,880 --> 01:43:09,240
Speaker 3: don't you like that? Movie. That's a trip in a half.

2281
01:43:09,280 --> 01:43:10,280
Speaker 4: I gotta watch it again.

2282
01:43:10,360 --> 01:43:13,519
Speaker 3: I thought it was I thought it was stupid. Yeah, no,

2283
01:43:13,600 --> 01:43:14,120
Speaker 3: it was not that.

2284
01:43:14,640 --> 01:43:17,200
Speaker 5: I get all of those adjectives.

2285
01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:18,439
Speaker 3: But what's up? I thought it was like, Uh, I

2286
01:43:18,439 --> 01:43:21,120
Speaker 3: didn't like the tone. What happened to you? You? What?

2287
01:43:21,120 --> 01:43:21,599
Speaker 3: What is it?

2288
01:43:21,760 --> 01:43:21,840
Speaker 4: No?

2289
01:43:21,920 --> 01:43:22,360
Speaker 3: What is it?

2290
01:43:22,360 --> 01:43:23,920
Speaker 6: I didn't like the tone at all, the.

2291
01:43:23,920 --> 01:43:26,599
Speaker 3: Tone of magic like fairy tale. They're like, ah, I'm

2292
01:43:26,640 --> 01:43:28,679
Speaker 3: a guy going from town to town.

2293
01:43:29,040 --> 01:43:32,880
Speaker 4: Oh, you're taller.

2294
01:43:33,400 --> 01:43:38,080
Speaker 3: I remember a tall guy. It's Ewan McGregor, You.

2295
01:43:38,160 --> 01:43:41,120
Speaker 1: And McGregor, Albert Finney.

2296
01:43:40,360 --> 01:43:43,519
Speaker 3: Crud up, finn kill credit kills it.

2297
01:43:43,800 --> 01:43:45,840
Speaker 1: So do you not fuck with Tim?

2298
01:43:47,120 --> 01:43:50,160
Speaker 3: That's a good I funk with Tim Burton hard. That

2299
01:43:50,320 --> 01:43:52,639
Speaker 3: is one of the worst Tim Burton movies. For sure.

2300
01:43:52,680 --> 01:43:55,160
Speaker 5: It's a departure. But what you like Big Eyes better

2301
01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:58,280
Speaker 5: than that? I'm sorry they like big Eyes better than

2302
01:43:58,280 --> 01:43:59,040
Speaker 5: that one.

2303
01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:00,519
Speaker 3: That I don't even know.

2304
01:44:00,520 --> 01:44:01,599
Speaker 1: Big Guys is big Guys.

2305
01:44:01,920 --> 01:44:05,160
Speaker 3: It's another It's another Burton departure. Man, So you're lumping

2306
01:44:05,320 --> 01:44:07,080
Speaker 3: you're lumping big fish with big Eyes.

2307
01:44:07,400 --> 01:44:08,639
Speaker 1: We're talking departure.

2308
01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:11,759
Speaker 5: No, I'm just saying it's a departure from his regular tone,

2309
01:44:11,840 --> 01:44:12,160
Speaker 5: like this.

2310
01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:13,880
Speaker 1: Was a I don't think it was that big of

2311
01:44:13,920 --> 01:44:17,360
Speaker 1: a departure. It seems like now he's goth and dark.

2312
01:44:17,479 --> 01:44:20,439
Speaker 3: It was normally he's very much more macaw bra than that.

2313
01:44:20,520 --> 01:44:23,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's he's a macabre storyteller.

2314
01:44:23,280 --> 01:44:24,080
Speaker 4: I get what he's saying.

2315
01:44:25,520 --> 01:44:28,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mica, Bro.

2316
01:44:28,000 --> 01:44:31,000
Speaker 4: When somebody does something bad, just calling it a departure

2317
01:44:31,360 --> 01:44:33,360
Speaker 4: is kind of a cool way to put.

2318
01:44:33,479 --> 01:44:35,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fully excused.

2319
01:44:35,080 --> 01:44:36,840
Speaker 5: That's not what I'm saying, though, That's not what I'm

2320
01:44:36,960 --> 01:44:37,920
Speaker 5: I know, I know you're saying.

2321
01:44:37,960 --> 01:44:41,599
Speaker 4: Tim Barton has a very specific tone and look, but

2322
01:44:41,640 --> 01:44:48,320
Speaker 4: it is cool to say departure, as like, who said

2323
01:44:48,360 --> 01:44:50,000
Speaker 4: Tim Barton, Blake.

2324
01:44:50,880 --> 01:44:54,479
Speaker 1: But the fact that I'm always the one to say

2325
01:44:54,479 --> 01:44:57,400
Speaker 1: words wrong, the fact that Blake just said it, so

2326
01:44:57,600 --> 01:44:59,160
Speaker 1: pumped dude, Tim Barton.

2327
01:44:59,479 --> 01:45:02,000
Speaker 3: I love look, I love Tim Burton, and I was

2328
01:45:02,160 --> 01:45:05,040
Speaker 3: so pumped to go into that movie. And then when

2329
01:45:05,080 --> 01:45:05,519
Speaker 3: it took.

2330
01:45:05,400 --> 01:45:10,360
Speaker 5: Its departure to bad movie Land, I was like, you

2331
01:45:10,600 --> 01:45:11,880
Speaker 5: out of your mind, bro, all.

2332
01:45:11,880 --> 01:45:16,519
Speaker 4: Right, now arriving bad movie now, arriving you felt.

2333
01:45:16,840 --> 01:45:19,320
Speaker 5: By the departure, Yes, that's what you felt. You felt

2334
01:45:19,320 --> 01:45:22,080
Speaker 5: betrayed because it's not a bad movie. Edward s Cisterhands

2335
01:45:22,160 --> 01:45:22,720
Speaker 5: is my top ten.

2336
01:45:22,800 --> 01:45:23,120
Speaker 3: Probably.

2337
01:45:23,200 --> 01:45:23,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great.

2338
01:45:23,880 --> 01:45:24,599
Speaker 3: Love that movie.

2339
01:45:24,720 --> 01:45:26,080
Speaker 1: That movie rules fantastic.

2340
01:45:26,080 --> 01:45:28,559
Speaker 3: So you felt betrayed? You like a certain flavor Peebe's

2341
01:45:28,560 --> 01:45:32,160
Speaker 3: Big Adventure, both of his Batman's. Yeah, I like a

2342
01:45:32,200 --> 01:45:32,880
Speaker 3: certain flavor.

2343
01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:36,120
Speaker 5: Don't change the flavor. Don't change your Burton flavor. You want,

2344
01:45:36,160 --> 01:45:37,479
Speaker 5: you want, you want that to stick.

2345
01:45:37,640 --> 01:45:41,599
Speaker 1: You want that black licorice, marshmallow cucumber.

2346
01:45:41,320 --> 01:45:46,040
Speaker 5: That sugar watermelon marshmallow, baby cotton candy marshmallow.

2347
01:45:47,720 --> 01:45:49,200
Speaker 1: You must have been eyeing that beer punk.

2348
01:45:51,360 --> 01:45:55,479
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, No, I was probably drinking on some jungle

2349
01:45:55,600 --> 01:45:58,840
Speaker 7: juice dude of same dude, just a barrel of like

2350
01:45:58,920 --> 01:46:00,000
Speaker 7: a bunch of mixed drinks.

2351
01:46:00,080 --> 01:46:02,680
Speaker 4: It was sick, this one.

2352
01:46:02,760 --> 01:46:04,880
Speaker 1: We lived on the in the Dinosaur House. This is

2353
01:46:05,040 --> 01:46:06,720
Speaker 1: a post jungle juice era.

2354
01:46:06,960 --> 01:46:08,000
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, gotcha.

2355
01:46:08,120 --> 01:46:10,080
Speaker 1: I remember when we used to fuck up jungle juice,

2356
01:46:10,080 --> 01:46:12,720
Speaker 1: and that was that was a very nasty.

2357
01:46:12,439 --> 01:46:13,799
Speaker 5: Two in big ass tubs.

2358
01:46:13,840 --> 01:46:14,080
Speaker 3: Bro.

2359
01:46:14,520 --> 01:46:16,880
Speaker 5: We used to do it in garbage. Can you I

2360
01:46:16,960 --> 01:46:20,960
Speaker 5: remember you? I remember very clearly. You addressed as a

2361
01:46:21,000 --> 01:46:22,000
Speaker 5: treasure troll.

2362
01:46:22,920 --> 01:46:25,439
Speaker 1: I was dressed as a treasure troll as a Halloween party.

2363
01:46:25,640 --> 01:46:29,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, A stirring jungle juice with a fucking two by four.

2364
01:46:30,439 --> 01:46:32,599
Speaker 1: It was yeah, with a two by four that we

2365
01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:34,559
Speaker 1: like found outside. It was gross.

2366
01:46:34,680 --> 01:46:37,480
Speaker 3: It was dope. That's like fucking dope.

2367
01:46:38,000 --> 01:46:40,799
Speaker 1: Only because only because I had been to frat houses

2368
01:46:41,000 --> 01:46:42,960
Speaker 1: and I had seen how they make jungle juice, and

2369
01:46:42,960 --> 01:46:44,639
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, it's just a ton of shit, we'll

2370
01:46:44,680 --> 01:46:47,080
Speaker 1: just do it like that. And then also our parties,

2371
01:46:47,200 --> 01:46:50,000
Speaker 1: there's only like twenty people there, you know what I mean.

2372
01:46:50,160 --> 01:46:52,320
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a frat It wasn't like a frat

2373
01:46:52,320 --> 01:46:55,200
Speaker 1: party where there's like two hundred people there to drink this.

2374
01:46:55,200 --> 01:46:55,479
Speaker 3: I know.

2375
01:46:59,080 --> 01:47:01,919
Speaker 4: And then of course you'd turn it into like a challenge.

2376
01:47:01,960 --> 01:47:03,360
Speaker 4: It's like we got a fish.

2377
01:47:05,960 --> 01:47:06,160
Speaker 1: Why.

2378
01:47:06,280 --> 01:47:07,000
Speaker 4: It was just like.

2379
01:47:07,000 --> 01:47:09,240
Speaker 1: Every type of alcohol we possibly could.

2380
01:47:09,280 --> 01:47:12,000
Speaker 5: Well, dude, do you remember after that ship Teddy friend

2381
01:47:12,040 --> 01:47:15,519
Speaker 5: of the show put the fucking ship into like uh

2382
01:47:16,040 --> 01:47:18,800
Speaker 5: like jars like tupperware and put it in the fridge.

2383
01:47:18,479 --> 01:47:19,000
Speaker 3: And was.

2384
01:47:20,560 --> 01:47:26,080
Speaker 11: Like, yeah, so we took the jungle juice trash can

2385
01:47:26,479 --> 01:47:28,680
Speaker 11: put it in the fridge, and then that became the

2386
01:47:28,800 --> 01:47:32,439
Speaker 11: challenge for the next like fucking year, Like they were

2387
01:47:32,479 --> 01:47:35,040
Speaker 11: like in our kitchen phrase to drink it for the

2388
01:47:35,080 --> 01:47:37,040
Speaker 11: next year, Like who wants.

2389
01:47:36,880 --> 01:47:38,799
Speaker 3: To go after the jungle juice, like, let's.

2390
01:47:38,640 --> 01:47:39,679
Speaker 4: Do it some breakfast.

2391
01:47:40,400 --> 01:47:42,160
Speaker 3: Does it go bad?

2392
01:47:42,400 --> 01:47:43,559
Speaker 4: No, it's pure alcohol.

2393
01:47:43,720 --> 01:47:47,080
Speaker 1: I remember at that party. I remember at that party,

2394
01:47:47,200 --> 01:47:52,559
Speaker 1: I mixed uh energy drinks mixed with vodka and beer

2395
01:47:52,600 --> 01:47:58,600
Speaker 1: bombed it and uh yeah exploded. I remember immediately like

2396
01:47:58,920 --> 01:48:02,120
Speaker 1: on the last was like and that was the worst

2397
01:48:02,120 --> 01:48:03,360
Speaker 1: idea I've ever heard in my life?

2398
01:48:03,640 --> 01:48:10,400
Speaker 3: Goodbye? How fun was it to be around you? After that?

2399
01:48:10,400 --> 01:48:11,400
Speaker 1: That was my heart beat? No?

2400
01:48:11,640 --> 01:48:15,120
Speaker 5: So scary, so scary. Yeah yeah, it's like he's gonna die.

2401
01:48:15,160 --> 01:48:17,000
Speaker 1: He's just like, oh this is a funky beat.

2402
01:48:17,000 --> 01:48:18,880
Speaker 3: He just turned into human jungle music.

2403
01:48:19,520 --> 01:48:20,720
Speaker 4: Dude, it's terrible.

2404
01:48:21,360 --> 01:48:26,200
Speaker 1: Are there any takebacks? Apologies? Giveaways I would like to

2405
01:48:26,240 --> 01:48:29,840
Speaker 1: take back to ourselves are in nineteen twenty twenty one

2406
01:48:29,920 --> 01:48:33,559
Speaker 1: year old selves for drinking that jungle juice. I feel

2407
01:48:33,600 --> 01:48:36,080
Speaker 1: like that was a poor decision and we probably took

2408
01:48:36,280 --> 01:48:38,920
Speaker 1: I wish there was like a little tracker this is now,

2409
01:48:38,960 --> 01:48:43,840
Speaker 1: this is a good app Where were you just like

2410
01:48:43,920 --> 01:48:46,360
Speaker 1: kind of put in like what you're about to do

2411
01:48:46,479 --> 01:48:48,519
Speaker 1: and then that shows you how much time that's gonna

2412
01:48:48,520 --> 01:48:50,640
Speaker 1: take off your life and you can go like that,

2413
01:48:50,800 --> 01:48:54,240
Speaker 1: oh shit, oh shit, this. Actually, this drinking this jungle

2414
01:48:54,320 --> 01:48:55,840
Speaker 1: juice will take like a week and a half off

2415
01:48:55,880 --> 01:48:59,000
Speaker 1: my life. Maybe it's not worth it, or maybe it is.

2416
01:48:59,120 --> 01:49:02,160
Speaker 4: Would you do anything, what like change his lifestyle? My

2417
01:49:02,240 --> 01:49:03,280
Speaker 4: bro's still gonna say.

2418
01:49:03,200 --> 01:49:04,479
Speaker 3: Or do you think it would be like now a

2419
01:49:04,520 --> 01:49:07,120
Speaker 3: contest where it's like, yeah, that only took five years

2420
01:49:07,120 --> 01:49:09,240
Speaker 3: off your life. Watch this, I'm gonna take ten years.

2421
01:49:09,080 --> 01:49:11,040
Speaker 1: Pussy, I'm gonna take twenty five.

2422
01:49:11,320 --> 01:49:13,080
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. If we could walk up to

2423
01:49:13,120 --> 01:49:15,080
Speaker 4: each other and flash our app and show how many

2424
01:49:15,120 --> 01:49:18,840
Speaker 4: lifetime burritos we've eatee and then like just be like, yo, dude,

2425
01:49:18,880 --> 01:49:20,880
Speaker 4: I'm like twenty ahead of you right now.

2426
01:49:22,320 --> 01:49:27,240
Speaker 3: Wait, yeah I do.

2427
01:49:27,320 --> 01:49:29,599
Speaker 4: Have I wrote something down, Adam. I'm sorry I called

2428
01:49:29,640 --> 01:49:30,200
Speaker 4: you a scab.

2429
01:49:31,040 --> 01:49:31,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.

2430
01:49:31,920 --> 01:49:34,519
Speaker 4: I know you weren't. You were actually on the picket

2431
01:49:34,560 --> 01:49:37,439
Speaker 4: lines and you are a freaking soldier for that, dude,

2432
01:49:37,479 --> 01:49:38,439
Speaker 4: and I respect you.

2433
01:49:38,960 --> 01:49:39,839
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.

2434
01:49:40,160 --> 01:49:41,840
Speaker 4: If I worked there, I would have took you to Russia.

2435
01:49:41,880 --> 01:49:43,880
Speaker 4: It would have been sick, dude.

2436
01:49:43,880 --> 01:49:47,200
Speaker 1: We would have been going to Russia, dude, several times.

2437
01:49:47,280 --> 01:49:47,719
Speaker 3: Russia.

2438
01:49:47,840 --> 01:49:49,520
Speaker 1: We would have been living in Russia.

2439
01:49:50,040 --> 01:49:55,000
Speaker 3: Russia. Do you had one of us? Have a stroke

2440
01:49:55,160 --> 01:49:56,880
Speaker 3: on the podcast. God, that'd be good.

2441
01:49:56,920 --> 01:49:58,040
Speaker 1: That'd be good for ratings.

2442
01:49:58,120 --> 01:50:00,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard before you have a stroke. He you

2443
01:50:00,200 --> 01:50:01,160
Speaker 4: smell orange chicken.

2444
01:50:03,320 --> 01:50:06,799
Speaker 5: I would be crying, dude. If I saw you go down, Homie,

2445
01:50:06,800 --> 01:50:08,280
Speaker 5: I'd be like fucking.

2446
01:50:08,000 --> 01:50:10,599
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Like that would be You'd be bummed.

2447
01:50:10,800 --> 01:50:12,719
Speaker 3: I would be real bummed.

2448
01:50:12,800 --> 01:50:15,720
Speaker 1: Who would be the most bummed? Do we think out

2449
01:50:15,720 --> 01:50:17,640
Speaker 1: of the four of us, if if if I were

2450
01:50:17,680 --> 01:50:18,719
Speaker 1: to just die the most.

2451
01:50:18,520 --> 01:50:20,840
Speaker 5: Bummed, if I could see your face while you were

2452
01:50:20,880 --> 01:50:23,360
Speaker 5: passed out, I think I would start crying if you

2453
01:50:23,439 --> 01:50:25,160
Speaker 5: were if I could see your face, like if you

2454
01:50:25,200 --> 01:50:28,200
Speaker 5: fell backwards and passed out like that and it was

2455
01:50:28,240 --> 01:50:32,759
Speaker 5: like not moving, I think that would fake. Are we talking.

2456
01:50:32,600 --> 01:50:34,960
Speaker 4: About who would be the most bummed? Immediately or like

2457
01:50:35,040 --> 01:50:37,439
Speaker 4: a week later? Kind of smokes sort of cleared. We're

2458
01:50:37,479 --> 01:50:39,400
Speaker 4: kind of some people are getting over.

2459
01:50:39,200 --> 01:50:41,479
Speaker 3: It, but what happened?

2460
01:50:41,760 --> 01:50:43,840
Speaker 4: Like who stays?

2461
01:50:45,200 --> 01:50:48,200
Speaker 1: No, I guess I guess we're talking about like like immediately,

2462
01:50:48,400 --> 01:50:49,400
Speaker 1: like who's the most bummed?

2463
01:50:49,479 --> 01:50:52,760
Speaker 5: Kyle, I'm scared. I'm scared out of my mind.

2464
01:50:52,960 --> 01:50:53,439
Speaker 3: I'm scared.

2465
01:50:54,080 --> 01:50:57,160
Speaker 1: And that's another episode of.

2466
01:51:00,320 --> 01:51:02,640
Speaker 4: This is ex Slam.

2467
01:51:05,040 --> 01:51:12,120
Speaker 3: Fireway fire Away And I'm angry the next week and

2468
01:51:12,240 --> 01:51:12,880
Speaker 3: get to leave.

2469
01:51:12,960 --> 01:51:22,160
Speaker 1: I'll come back and three days the living room