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Speaker 2: We like game shows here on Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: the morning. Yeah, we do a lot of them. We

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Speaker 2: do three and a half seconds with Alexus.

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Speaker 3: That's kind of a new one that we've been trying.

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Speaker 2: I love that one text in seventy five nine two.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you haven't heard that one, you go to

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Speaker 2: our podcast at Brook and Jeffrey wherever you listen check

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Speaker 1: Get a lot more than three and a half seconds

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Speaker 3: Oh, boy, oh god, it's yeah.

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Speaker 2: We even do something called riffing around. We play the

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Speaker 1: This guy like name that tune.

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Speaker 2: But it sounds pretty easy, but somehow they make it

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Speaker 1: Like the karaoke tracks I swear rule.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, blame the music. The music's fault. But the

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Speaker 2: rules of our games are always a little bit suspect,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like our morals kind of loose.

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Speaker 2: But maybe maybe we should have stricter guidelines like they

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Speaker 3: Okay, like what well I say that.

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Speaker 2: Because it just came out that family Feud contestants used

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Speaker 1: Wait, that's not like, was the family not allowed?

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Speaker 2: No, this was when remember back in the day when

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Speaker 2: Richard Dawson was the host from nineteen seventy six to

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Speaker 2: Richard used to kiss all of the female contestants directly

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Speaker 1: He had tested pre screen so he wouldn't get.

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Speaker 2: promiscuous kissing. So at that point they could either a

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Speaker 3: The kissing going and tossing a herb test.

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Speaker 5: You just don't use tongue.

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Speaker 3: They didn't have dating apps back then, so you had

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Speaker 2: That's why before we get started with our next thing,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have Digital Jake walk around the board here

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Speaker 2: and swab Alexis right before we played her name. You're

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Speaker 2: get into the show Acla question of the day. Our

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Speaker 3: Ready for you, Digital Jake, have at us. This is

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Speaker 6: Even if you guys bet wrong. Yeah, I'm the one

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Speaker 5: See this is why I hate our game shows are stupid.

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Speaker 4: Rules.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, we'll be square from here.

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Speaker 1: I want my baby back, baby back, baby back. I

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Speaker 3: Brook. Yeah, your first and your category.

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Speaker 6: Is nineteen seventies soft drinks.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, getting on her against her? Oh man.

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Speaker 1: What's interesting though, is I remember yesterday Jake did a

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Speaker 6: Brook's betting against her. Alexis finished this jingle from a

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Speaker 1: Like to be a doctor Pepper, A smart Pepper, educated Pepper.

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Speaker 1: He's a doctor.

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Speaker 5: Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper two Pepper?

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Speaker 6: Right, Great, I guess you did good work there, Jeffrey. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 6: your category is nineteen fifties candy bars, getting older even fun.

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Speaker 1: Mean, what do you know about fifties candy bars?

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Speaker 6: This is for the candy almond joy. It was big

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Speaker 1: You love? Are we picking doctor Pepper? All are the

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Speaker 6: I love them Doctor Pepper's vers and doctor top Alexis

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Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes you want to eat a nut, you know it.

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Speaker 1: Nuts.

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Speaker 6: You normally would say that sentence again, Jeff, great work

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Speaker 6: against her. You got it right.

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Speaker 3: Incredible, You feel.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Jose.

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Speaker 6: Your category is nineteen eighties lunch meets.

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Speaker 1: Lunch Okay, oh man.

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Speaker 7: Well, I know she loves lunchables, but does lunchables have

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Speaker 5: I don't think so, do they?

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Speaker 1: You can't think of the one lunch meet from the

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Speaker 3: I'm more worried about just her.

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Speaker 2: Alexi's ability is a complete normal sentenceship. Let alone answer questions?

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Speaker 3: Correct?

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Speaker 5: Okay, a jingle from the eighties. But she loves meat.

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Speaker 5: It's like one of the things she likes is chicken,

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Speaker 2: Mind, you're sure zero getting wrong.

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Speaker 6: Jose's betting against her. Alexis finished this famous tune from

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Speaker 6: Oscar Meyer. Again, you knew they had the weidermobile, but

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Speaker 3: She can spell half of a word.

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Speaker 6: Sentences might be tough, but spelling's in her wheelhouse. Alexis

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Speaker 6: got that right. Jose is the only one getting shocked.

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Speaker 6: That was three and a half seconds with.

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Speaker 2: Alexa barely pulled off spelling Oscar Meyer properly, and that

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Speaker 2: somebody wanted to hear another famous TV jingle, give me

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Speaker 7: Give me a break, give me a break, break me off.

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Speaker 5: A piece of that kick cat ball.

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Speaker 3: Alexis, would you have got that one right?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Sure, it's your favorite candy TwixT.

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Speaker 4: Bro Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Starting Monday, the countdown begins. Yes, yes, we do hundreds

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Speaker 2: of prank phone calls every year, and now it's finally

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Speaker 2: been narrowed down.

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Speaker 3: To the top ten.

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Speaker 5: Okay, ten.

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Speaker 2: And if you don't think this is a big deal,

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Speaker 2: let me just tell you what some of the biggest

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Speaker 2: celebrities in the biz are saying about our phone taps. Writes, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Bruno Mars says, quote phone tap number three was twenty

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Speaker 2: four Carrot Magic.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, these are totally legit absolutely said these things.

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Speaker 5: I said that before many times.

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Speaker 2: No sounds like Ariana Grande said this after she heard

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Speaker 2: the number two phones tap of the year.

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Speaker 3: Thank You Next again.

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Speaker 1: Are you reading their song?

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Speaker 5: I think?

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Speaker 2: I mean it's not a glowing endorsement from ari there

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Speaker 2: about our phone taps. But hold on a second, because

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Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo said, I drove by that guy's house five

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Speaker 1: That's why she kept driving around.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes they just make you want to stay in your

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Speaker 2: You yet, but again. The countdown starts on Monday for

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Speaker 2: the top phone taps of Christmas. But you don't have

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Speaker 2: to wait long for a brand new Laser stories that's

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Speaker 3: Thank You Next.

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Speaker 2: It's the radio segment that has the perfect stocking stuffer

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Speaker 2: for the ones you love.

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Speaker 3: This holiday season.

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Speaker 2: A twelve pack of tickets to your favorite Pyramid Scheme

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Speaker 2: the Dirty Dozen. You are welcome, Grandma. Send your gratitude

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Speaker 2: over to Laser Stories.

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Speaker 2: Segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 2: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: The restaurant chain Chopped has about eighty locations around the country,

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Speaker 2: and they call themselves the Creative Salad Company.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's one of those salad bowl mixing places

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Speaker 2: But a Connecticut woman named Alison Casey just filed a

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Speaker 2: According to lawsuit, the manager of the store was chopping arugula,

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Speaker 1: She can't ever eat a salad again. That's the worst

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Speaker 3: This next is the story is out of Bethesda, Maryland.

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Speaker 2: A man named Dan Stanford pulled up to a business,

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Speaker 7: Do you know how quickly I would give up my car, Like,

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Speaker 2: Problem is Dan's porch is a stick shift. The thieves

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Speaker 1: That's like embarrassing having nightmares to be in sixteen and

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Speaker 7: Yeah, bounce the clutch, No, no, no, pull the clutch slow.

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Speaker 2: After watching his cargo herky jerky for four straight minutes

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Speaker 2: Dan said the scene looked like something from a dumb

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Speaker 2: police are searching for the suspects. Afterwards, officers said owning

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Speaker 2: a manual transmission car might just be the best way

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Speaker 1: I miss driving a stick I mean, there's no better

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, next laser stories out of Food News. If

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Speaker 2: you buy Kraft mac and cheese, you know what to expect.

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Speaker 2: Macaroni cheese and one of the cheapest, easiest, least nutritious

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Speaker 1: Maybe a broccoli. It's delicious.

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Speaker 3: But all that's about.

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Speaker 2: To change because reports are out that Craft is actually

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Speaker 2: I know that it's a little confusing, but it won't

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Speaker 3: There's a new product called Craft Not Mac and.

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Speaker 2: Cheese, and it features a dairy free cheese alternative to

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Speaker 2: its usual powdered concoction. Yes, believe it or not, that

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Speaker 2: powdered cheese actually has dairy in it.

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Speaker 1: They're like, we're just going to remove the point one

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Speaker 3: It's going to be showing up in grocery stores soon.

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Speaker 2: It'll come in two varieties, original and white cheddar with shells.

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Speaker 5: To give it a shot?

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Speaker 2: Look, if you lower your standard so much, like anything

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Speaker 1: Come on, we'll.

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Speaker 2: Chance that's going in this body, out of this next

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Speaker 2: lazer stories, out of tech trends dot Wow. You're probably

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Speaker 2: familiar with the nerd emoji. Yeah, the dark glasses and

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Speaker 4: I know it to.

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Speaker 2: A ten year old boy in the UK named Teddy

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Speaker 1: Oh, Teddy, come on now, I've worn glasses since third grade. Teddy,

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Speaker 2: Instead, he's launched an online petition to have it tweaked.

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Speaker 2: for it to be renamed the genius emoji. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: sounds exactly like something a nerd would.

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Speaker 1: Listen Teddy, changing the emoji is not going to change

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Speaker 3: I wanted to be the CEO super billionaire last week

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Speaker 2: The petition only had two hundred and nine signatures.

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Speaker 3: But it's still early. Teddy even drew a photo of what.

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Speaker 2: He'd like to see the genius emoji look like, but

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and Teddy's got to remember that people making these

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Speaker 2: Not sure if you know this, but this guy also

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Speaker 3: Not allowed to say what he's asking for, at least

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Speaker 2: But I can tell you he's got exactly sixty nine

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Speaker 2: That's how he likes it. And that means Laser Stories

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Speaker 2: it again, same time on Monday.

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Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: You've ever been out somewhere and noticed one thing that

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Speaker 3: Why does he have a roll of ones.

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Speaker 3: It's on sale. I guess I'll try it. Okay, that's

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Speaker 2: And sometimes that same feeling can happen when you walk

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Speaker 3: That get in here?

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Speaker 2: They put a price tag on it, though it must

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Speaker 3: Number three on this list is a ridiculous We're going

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Speaker 3: about Giving Tuesday. It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: It's a new thing.

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Speaker 3: You guys know about that holiday.

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Speaker 1: It's been around for years.

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Speaker 2: I knew about receiving Saturdays Thursdays, but giving Tuesday, that

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Speaker 1: Well, it was like right after Cyber Monday. And it

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Speaker 5: Am I just gonna have any money?

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Speaker 2: I mean I think the whole idea is because you

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Speaker 2: cyber Monday. You need to do something nice to give

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Speaker 7: It's sure I didn't just spend a bunch of money

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Speaker 1: I hope it's not just about guilt. I hope you'd

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Speaker 3: But there's a lot of ways to give back.

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Speaker 2: One way is to donate stuff that you don't need

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Speaker 2: I know, the saying goes, one person's junk is another

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Speaker 3: So this is gonna be.

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Speaker 1: Really this is great. I can't imagine being the person

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Speaker 5: Good Way employees.

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Speaker 2: strangest ones. Number ten was an actual working guillotine what

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Speaker 2: show Killing People? The French execution device from the Middle

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Speaker 5: Deal and it's walk out the door of the guillot.

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Speaker 1: If you have a chicken farm, maybe it'd be helpful.

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Speaker 1: Oh is that dark?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, speed up the process.

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Speaker 2: Number nine was a bag full of groceries, which was

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Speaker 1: That's priceless, Honest to god. They could have evade that

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00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,320
Speaker 1: and made probably that money.

455
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 2: Does it work like wine where the aging process makes

456
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 2: it like better and more refined.

457
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 1: That's interesting. Hints of oak and last night's leftover.

458
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 5: Before we open it, just like call cloudy the jar.

459
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 3: This is a bottle of flat ulans.

460
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,879
Speaker 2: We're talking about the most bizarre items people donated to

461
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 2: Goodwill last year, either by accident or on purpose. Number

462
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:39,720
Speaker 2: seven was a rock, just a plain normal whitish gray rock.

463
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 1: Sometimes I think that Goodwill probably spends more money just

464
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 1: getting rid of this stuff than there.

465
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,680
Speaker 2: Yes, well no, because the weird part is Goodwill putting

466
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 2: eleven dollars price tag.

467
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 3: On the rock rock and it's sold in under a week.

468
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 5: Wow, the smooth skipping rock.

469
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:58,160
Speaker 2: You're interested, Go to the good Will and go get

470
00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:58,880
Speaker 2: one for yourself.

471
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,679
Speaker 3: Eleven bucks. Number six was a Louis Vuitton purse.

472
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, they get all sorts of designer stuff.

473
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 2: There, but this one came with a bonus because inside

474
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 2: the purse it had a tiny bag of real human teeth.

475
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 1: Hey listen, the tooth fairies got to clean out her

476
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:17,679
Speaker 1: closet every day.

477
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 5: Louis teeth himself, mister himself.

478
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 2: Number five was a fuzzy chair shaped like a Labrador retriever.

479
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 5: It wasn't a.

480
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,120
Speaker 3: Real Labrador retriever, by the way.

481
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 2: It's just a chair that looked and was shaped like one.

482
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 5: So you betraying your doggy on.

483
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 1: This, and it doesn't matter if you get dog hair

484
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 1: on it, because it.

485
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,400
Speaker 3: Is exactly make more realistic.

486
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 2: Number four an entire cardboard box filled with original newspapers

487
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 2: from historical events like the Day of JFK's assassination, Richard

488
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 2: Nixon's resignation day, the nineteen sixty nine lunar moon landing

489
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 2: a museum.

490
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like somebody's grandma's house got cleaned out, and.

491
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 2: Some gen z was like, what's this box of like

492
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 2: weird paper? Just donate it.

493
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 7: Also, it's JK not j f K.

494
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 2: Acronyms back in the day were so dumb. We're talking

495
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 2: about the most bizarre items people donated to the good

496
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 2: Will last year, either by accident or on purpose. Number

497
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 2: three was a quote slightly used confin oh.

498
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,880
Speaker 1: Get only slightly used.

499
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 2: Leads to a lot of questions that I don't think

500
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,360
Speaker 2: we really want to get.

501
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,159
Speaker 3: The full answers to.

502
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 1: They're like sitting in a great uncle's funeral and they're like, hey,

503
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 1: his hand just twitched.

504
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 2: Get him out, Yeah, get him out. Number two strange

505
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 2: item donated to good Will a package of underwear for squirrels.

506
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 5: Ah, I want to see underwear? How box.

507
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,120
Speaker 1: Tidy whities? You have to put girls in tidy white?

508
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 5: How's her tail going to get out the back?

509
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 1: Okay, plannel boxers would be Clay.

510
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:11,159
Speaker 2: Famously stockpiling nuts, so I guess it fits and the

511
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 2: number one most bizarre item that was donated to good

512
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 2: Will in the past year was a painting of Rosie

513
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 2: the Robot the Robot made from the Jetsons, showing Rosie

514
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 2: doing a selfie in a provocative pose and don't worry, Yes, Jose,

515
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 2: I have the photo of it for you.

516
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 5: Oh my god, really sexy Rosie. I never thought I

517
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 5: get rid of this considered nudity.

518
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,439
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a really good painting, I

519
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 1: want to buy it.

520
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 2: She's not naked, she's I think she still got her

521
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,399
Speaker 2: little like she's got.

522
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 1: Her buttons on in her French collar.

523
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:51,400
Speaker 2: Her apron thing. But yeah, it's sexy Rose.

524
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 1: She's even holding a rose. I didn't know Rosie got

525
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: Down't like that.

526
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 2: Let's put this up on the brook and Jeffrey Insta

527
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 2: stories for everybody to joy.

528
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 3: You could see that photo of Rosie.

529
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 1: I need to know which good Will it to as

530
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: so I can go get it.

531
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's already off the shelf by now. That

532
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 2: is a hot picture. Those are the strangest things people

533
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,880
Speaker 2: gave to Goodwill in the past year. We got your

534
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 2: phone tap coming.

535
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 4: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

536
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 3: Don't forget.

537
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 2: We're counting down the top phone taps of the year

538
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 2: starting Monday today.

539
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 5: Don't listen to anything today.

540
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't think that that's the message.

541
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 3: This is good practice for you.

542
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 2: And before we officially get things rolling, it's time for

543
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 2: another bonus honorable mentioned phone tap of the year, where

544
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,239
Speaker 2: we call a guy who recently got engaged to tell

545
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 2: him he was selected as the grand prize winner of

546
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 2: a wedding expo contest that he entered with his fiance.

547
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 3: I not sure what.

548
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 2: He's gonna think though, when he hears what the actual

549
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 2: prize is. Jose's job is to sell it though. In

550
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 2: your honorable mentioned phone tap. Right now, it's another tap.

551
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 7: Hell, hello, I'm looking for the luckiest guy in the

552
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,120
Speaker 7: world right now?

553
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 5: Is the seth MC?

554
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,639
Speaker 3: Yes it is. Who's calling?

555
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,679
Speaker 7: My name is Justin Cider. I'm from the wedding expo

556
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 7: you attended two weeks ago.

557
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't remember you, but I was at

558
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 3: the Xbox.

559
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 6: Yeah.

560
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,920
Speaker 7: I know you didn't meet me, But do you remember

561
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:26,400
Speaker 7: you and your fiance entering a contest for a free wedding.

562
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 3: I think we entered like three or four of those.

563
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 7: Well, pop a champagne because you did it.

564
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 5: Congratulations you won.

565
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm so no way, no way, are you kidding me,

566
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:43,919
Speaker 8: not at all.

567
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 7: That's actually our staff. Have you heard of everybody in

568
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,199
Speaker 7: the office soapumped for you?

569
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 9: Guys?

570
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 5: Wow, that was in a lifetime. Man, this is big.

571
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,199
Speaker 8: You don't even know how oftome.

572
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 10: This is like half the stuff involved with this.

573
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 3: I had no idea how we were even going to

574
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,360
Speaker 3: pay for it.

575
00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 4: Wow.

576
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 7: Well, you know it's our pleasure, man. So what we

577
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:06,959
Speaker 7: need from you is to bring your fiance the Tamara correct, yeah, camera, Okay,

578
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,439
Speaker 7: so you bring Tamra down to the seven eleven on

579
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 7: Eighth Street. I'm usually behind the counter there on Mondays

580
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 7: and Tuesdays. If you come in before five, what.

581
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 3: Do you mean seven eleven, We're gonna marry you right.

582
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:22,360
Speaker 5: There in front of a slurpey machine. It's iconic.

583
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 8: That's like some kind of joke because I.

584
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:25,199
Speaker 2: Don't get it.

585
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,159
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, I know.

586
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 7: Normally we do partner with like five star resorts and

587
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 7: country clubs, but this year we went a little different,

588
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 7: and I.

589
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 8: Actually, well, could we do the five star resort one instead?

590
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 7: I don't want to do what I tell you what

591
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 7: you're in store for.

592
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 5: You're not even gonna want to think about a country club.

593
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 2: Okay, So you're saying I have to get married in

594
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 2: the seven eleven because I won this contest.

595
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 7: I mean, I know you hear the word seven eleven

596
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 7: and you think, oh, that's kind of kitchy, blue collar glam.

597
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 7: But it's really down to earthplace perfect for a wedding.

598
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 9: Yeah.

599
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 5: No, I wouldn't say it's glam any thing.

600
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 11: And I think my wife would hut her pants.

601
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 3: It's she knew this when we were gonna get married.

602
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,719
Speaker 7: Well hard I should mention the prize is valued at

603
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 7: over twenty seven thousand dollars.

604
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 3: Okay, it's a nice wedding.

605
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 2: Are you giving twenty seven thousand to us in cash?

606
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 5: No?

607
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 7: No, no, we're giving that to you in discounts.

608
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 5: Yeah my stuff.

609
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 6: Of course, I don't.

610
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 3: I don't think that's gonna work.

611
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 7: You realize this, it's your wedding day. Your guests arrive,

612
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 7: they can choose between two different appetizers, the hall awpeno

613
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 7: cream cheese tiketos mmmm, or the cheddar and kale stuff

614
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 7: hot dog bites. I can't choose.

615
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 5: I don't even know.

616
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 8: That's supposed to be like a selling point.

617
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 5: Yes, I mean.

618
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,719
Speaker 7: They're always on the rollers, hot, fresh, ready to go.

619
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 5: You can just grab them whenever you want.

620
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 8: Ye.

621
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 3: This is our wedding, dude.

622
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 11: It's not like I'm coming in there after work.

623
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 3: This is different.

624
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 5: This is free. Can I remind you this all of

625
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 5: this whole experience.

626
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, just because something's free doesn't make it a good

627
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 8: fit at all.

628
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 11: This sounds absolutely okay.

629
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 7: I wanted to surprise you, but I gotta just let

630
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 7: you know now. You're never gonna believe who the efficient is.

631
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 7: It's a Seth Rogan look alike. Why because you know

632
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 7: Stoners love seven to eleven.

633
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 2: You're just making this more difficult for me to convince Tamra,

634
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 2: Like there's no way she would ever sign off on that.

635
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 7: The celebrity list doesn't stop, my friend, They're gonna block

636
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 7: off the whole parking lot for you to have your

637
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 7: first dance with Limp Biscuit playing on the roof.

638
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 11: I don't really know what you want me to say.

639
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 8: Like I would go to this.

640
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 5: Party, yeah, anybody would, but as.

641
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 7: A wedding, it just Camera's not gonna go for it.

642
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 3: It just doesn't make sense.

643
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 5: Well, when you tell.

644
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 7: Her that your wedding cake is gonna be thousands of

645
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 7: little Debbie snack cakes.

646
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 5: You guys can smash into each other's faces.

647
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 7: Throw a couple of hose and twinkies in there too.

648
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 5: Think of the pictures.

649
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 8: Dude, listen, I love that.

650
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: That sounds.

651
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 8: I would I'd be down, knew you'd love it.

652
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 10: It just sucks that.

653
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,719
Speaker 8: The one time you're doing this contest for a free wedding,

654
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 8: it's at a freaking seven eleven.

655
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 3: I just see, when I.

656
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 7: Spoke with your fiance a few minutes ago, she actually

657
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 7: told me to.

658
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 3: Go, oh yeah, who you talked to her?

659
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 8: Already talked to her.

660
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 5: Of course she was really leaning towards yes.

661
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 8: She even told me, wait, what do you what do

662
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 8: you mean?

663
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't tell you the last part of it. Surprise.

664
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 2: You also got a free phone tap from Brook and

665
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.

666
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 10: Oh my god, I.

667
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 5: Know you knew you'd be excited. Guys, keep it down.

668
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 5: I gotta tell him how much of an idioty sounds like?

669
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 5: Oh man, you will know what? Yeah, my name is

670
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 5: actually ill say for the radio Brook and Jeffrey in

671
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 5: the morning. Your fiance set you up for this man.

672
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I was so crushed.

673
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you were crushed.

674
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 7: I didn't even tell you about tossing the big gold bouquet.

675
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 5: That's the highlight of the whole evening.

676
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 8: Man, No wan to be real, hold on, I want

677
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 8: it real again.

678
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 5: I have a feeling the more I'm talking, the more

679
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 5: you're liking.

680
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 4: The week. Every morning was fun Tabs weekday mornings on

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Speaker 4: the Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I would like to think that we are a pretty accepting,

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Speaker 2: open group here. We are that we don't immediately rush

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Speaker 2: to judgment or get all snooty and testy whenever somebody

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Speaker 2: says something we don't completely agree with. I listened back

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Speaker 2: to literally any ten seconds of our show, and I realized,

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Speaker 2: oh god, we are.

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Speaker 3: We're actually pretty opinionated.

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Speaker 2: And that was definitely the case when we heard about

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Speaker 2: where today's couple decided to meet up for their date night,

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Speaker 2: because immediately the entire room.

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Speaker 3: Went, oh, no, not there.

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Speaker 2: Luckily, we were all wrong, and it turned out to

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Speaker 2: be one of the best hangouts we've actually heard all year.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna find out where that was and how we

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Speaker 2: were all totally wrong in our opinions in your brand

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Speaker 2: new second Date update, Next Second Date Update, move over

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Speaker 2: Monopoly and Charades naked Twister, because the hot new game

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Speaker 2: everyone is going to be playing is Tinder Swipe night.

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Speaker 2: We always talk about dating trends on our show and

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Speaker 2: maybe you guys have seen this one on social media.

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Speaker 1: I have it.

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Speaker 3: But apparently you can.

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Speaker 2: Launch the dating apps on your TV and enjoy swiping

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Speaker 2: on people's profiles as your friends come and watch and.

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Speaker 3: Help you pick out who they think you should date.

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Speaker 1: Guy, can we have a Can we have a show

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Speaker 1: game night and go through it nice enough to do

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Speaker 1: the bluetooth connection over to my house?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, do you want.

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Speaker 3: Us to help you find your side piece to chade

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Speaker 3: on your husband.

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Speaker 1: Over these two's profiles?

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Speaker 3: Oh for Alexis and Jose that could be fun.

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Speaker 2: But one of our listeners, Tanya, actually did this the

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Speaker 2: other night and apparently it sort of worked out for

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Speaker 2: her because she needs our health today.

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Speaker 3: But Tanya, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 11: Thank you. I'm super excited to be here.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, So your friends are the one that

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Speaker 1: swiped right on the person you went out with.

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Speaker 11: So basically I got together with eight of my friends okay.

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Speaker 11: We divided our friend group into two teams. Okay, so

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Speaker 11: then like each team would look at the TV together

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Speaker 11: and we would kind of look at the dating app

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Speaker 11: and we would swipe left or swipe right as a group.

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Speaker 1: But how do you win.

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Speaker 11: At the end of the night? Whoever matches with the

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Speaker 11: most amount of people, they got a little reward. So

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Speaker 11: we put together like a little wine basket.

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Speaker 1: But if you're just trying to get matches, what does

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Speaker 1: that make your friends swipe on the desperate days? Can

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Speaker 1: you lower your standards for the purpose of this game.

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Speaker 1: I would want to win, so I would just be everybody.

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Speaker 11: Our only rule is that you cannot swipe right three

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Speaker 11: times in a row a little okay, okay, even if

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Speaker 11: you choose two in a row that you really like,

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Speaker 11: if the third is cuter, more successful, more perfect, fifth,

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Speaker 11: it doesn't matter, doesn't matter. Oh my god, use your two.

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Speaker 3: The Hemsworth's brother came up on swipe left on him.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't Chris, so.

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Speaker 11: You can see why it would be fun, right, So,

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Speaker 11: did you get a d M by the end of

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Speaker 11: the night from one of these guys? Actually I got

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Speaker 11: three messages from three separate guys. The first guy immediately

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Speaker 11: told me that he wants money from me, and that's

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Speaker 11: you know.

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Speaker 3: Okay, get rid of guy number one.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 11: So guy number two immediately told me that he would

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Speaker 11: love to take me to Slovakia, and then he went

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Speaker 11: into more details, but again extremely creepy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Brook almost at her honeymoon in Slovakia.

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Speaker 1: I've actually heard this beautiful place.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I guess depends on which Yeah, okay, that's right. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So you moved on from guy number two, who was

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Speaker 2: guy number three.

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Speaker 11: His name was Keith.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, and at this point, Keith could say anything.

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Speaker 2: Right At this point, Keith is married with seven children,

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Speaker 2: but he's a keeper, right, Okay, okay.

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Speaker 11: So that's why I'm reaching out. Because he asked me

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Speaker 11: out on a date and he was really quirky, like

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Speaker 11: I thought at first it would just be kind of

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Speaker 11: like basic, like a lot of the guys play it

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Speaker 11: pretty conservatively on a first date. But this guy was like,

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Speaker 11: you know what, let's be spontaneous. I'm going to take

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Speaker 11: you out, but first meet me at the Walmart.

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Speaker 1: Wait, and you agreed to this because it was better

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Speaker 1: than Slovak, a little bit better.

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Speaker 7: Now, I think they have.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, what you actually did this? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I did.

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Speaker 11: At this point, I was like, okay, I'm going to

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Speaker 11: take a risk. We're going to get together and we

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Speaker 11: meet up at Walmart. He looks handsome, he smells great.

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Speaker 1: He's got duct tape.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, in comparison at Walmart, I should meet my date's there.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure you look great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's an unusual choice.

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Speaker 11: The date was not buying his groceries at Walmarts.

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Speaker 5: That's not crazy.

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Speaker 11: So he was like, well, we're just going to pick

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Speaker 11: up something fun for us to do while we're at

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Speaker 11: dinner together. And we picked up an or a Gomi kit.

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Speaker 11: Like it's going to make sense at the next location.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, all right, scavenger, okay to

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Speaker 1: meet him. He couldn't have just gone on his own.

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Speaker 3: Credit card to pay for.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly. I was skeptical at first, but it was

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Speaker 11: kind of fun walking down the aisles of a store

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Speaker 11: with a stranger seeing what he liked.

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Speaker 2: What I like have very different definitions, but that's okay.

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Speaker 1: So where did you guys go to dinner?

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Speaker 11: We went to a local sushi spot in Japanese.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 11: It was honestly so much fun. Like I was laughing

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Speaker 11: and laughing and laughing because like we're trying to make

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Speaker 11: these little animals and little flowers and they're both just sailing.

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Speaker 1: Just look, I mean, you sound like you're glowing right now.

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Speaker 1: I mean you do.

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Speaker 2: We were all skeptical when you were saying like Walmart

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Speaker 2: day like mysteries.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he was living in the RV in the.

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Speaker 2: Parking, but this is all sounding actually really good. So

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Speaker 2: tell us how did the night end?

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Speaker 11: We kissed, and it was one of those things where

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Speaker 11: I was like, I texted my friends after I was like, wow,

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Speaker 11: Tinder dates white night. Really uh, it really like works.

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Speaker 11: But I haven't heard from him and it's been over

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Speaker 11: a week. I'm just kind of confused, you know.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, we're gonna come back. We're gonna call.

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Speaker 3: Keith for you.

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Speaker 2: You're a animal folding Walmart loving raw sushi eating hunk.

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Speaker 3: Of a man. Yea a description there, and we're gonna

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Speaker 3: try and get you your second date update right after this.

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Speaker 9: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Second date update. It's the classic Walmart origami sushi date man.

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Speaker 3: Tis Yeah, super played out.

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Speaker 2: No, that was very unique, and that's exactly what Tanya

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Speaker 2: did on her date night with Keith. But here's my question,

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Speaker 2: because I can see, like Brooks said, Tanya, you were glowing.

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Speaker 2: It seems like having rinks, eating sashimi, folding swans.

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Speaker 3: When you told us the story. You were even laughing

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Speaker 3: as you were telling.

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Speaker 1: It to what it was like she was reliving it

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Speaker 1: in her mind.

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Speaker 3: But here's my concern.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you were having such a good time that after

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Speaker 2: a couple of drinks you decided to confidently lean over

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Speaker 2: and say to Keith, guess what, I didn't just pick

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Speaker 2: you off of Tinder. Six of my drunken girlfriends did

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Speaker 2: too during a big swipe night.

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Speaker 3: Sorry details, I'm trying.

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Speaker 1: To Would guys care? Would it be flattered though, that

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Speaker 1: you made the top cut?

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Speaker 5: I would be more flattered, like, oh my god, not

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Speaker 5: just you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, girls, I would feel like a fish in a

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Speaker 2: fish bowl, being like all of my girlfriends chose.

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Speaker 1: You all they're talking about. Anyway, As a guy, it.

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Speaker 2: Can feel weird to hear that Tanya, did that come

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Speaker 2: up during the first date at all?

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Speaker 11: Not at all?

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Speaker 1: No, Okay, so you don't probably want us to bring

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Speaker 1: it up during this call that.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't know.

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Speaker 11: I mean at this point, he'll probably find out a

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Speaker 11: lot of things just because it's on the radio. It's

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Speaker 11: going to be one more thing, hopefully that we laugh about.

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Speaker 7: Right, Okay, he just said we can see both good

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Speaker 7: and bad and knowing that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's a quirky guy and he feels

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Speaker 1: like a guy that can roll with the punches.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he likes that you put your faces into a

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Speaker 2: program to see what your babies would look like in

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Speaker 2: ten years.

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Speaker 3: But we'll see he just made that up as a joke.

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Speaker 5: I do not say that.

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Speaker 3: Well, I won't say anything.

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Speaker 2: I'll just ask him why he's not calling you back

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Speaker 2: for another doll We'll keep it basic. Here we go,

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Speaker 2: the dollar's number right now.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, we're looking to speak with Keith.

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Speaker 8: Who is this?

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Speaker 3: Is this Keith? This is Keith?

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Speaker 2: Because you know during this thing that we're doing, is

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Speaker 2: I'm the one who asked questions.

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Speaker 3: This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 3: the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Have a little aggressive I'm taking charge.

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Speaker 3: I'm intimidated by Keith.

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Speaker 1: You're intimidated. He's got a masculine voice, and I'm scared

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Speaker 1: it's a beta malef.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Keith, listen to me. We're radio show. We want

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Speaker 2: to ask you about your dating life.

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Speaker 8: Okay, how can I help? I guess?

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Speaker 3: Okay, well I'm still a little scared.

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Speaker 2: We're honestly just asking because one of our listeners went

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Speaker 2: out on a date with you the other night and

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Speaker 2: had a really good time, and now she's a little

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Speaker 2: bit confused.

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Speaker 3: Why there hasn't been a second date yet.

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Speaker 4: Oh you know what.

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a little complicated.

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Speaker 3: Really, this is Tanya right.

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Speaker 1: As complicated as Ogami.

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Speaker 8: I told you about the huh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't believe that you said meet me at

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Speaker 1: a Walmart parking lot and she agreed.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, So, like I was just trying to feel

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Speaker 10: out the vibes, like.

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Speaker 8: If someone's like you, no Walmart, like too low brow,

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Speaker 8: Like that's probably not the person I want to.

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Speaker 5: Date, you know, it's a stranger.

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Speaker 2: But Tania sounded like she was into the idea, So

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Speaker 2: that sounds like a good thing. Why wouldn't you be

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Speaker 2: getting back to her?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I kind of have like another relationship situation going

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Speaker 8: on right now.

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Speaker 1: Like how serious? Well then why did you ask like

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Speaker 1: you're dating other people or you're.

905
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:33,800
Speaker 8: No, it's not other people.

906
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 3: It's just it's this girl.

907
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 8: I know we're through work.

908
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 3: You're dating someone at your work?

909
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 10: Well, I wouldn't say dating.

910
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 8: We haven't gone on a date before.

911
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 3: Oh you're just okay, I'm confused. What what now?

912
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 1: It sounds like the opposite, just looking up?

913
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 3: What does that mean?

914
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 6: No?

915
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 10: No, we haven't done anything physical.

916
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 3: Have you spoken with this girl.

917
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 8: In a professional way, like I'll send her email, correspondences

918
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,280
Speaker 8: and anything simple hello and goodbye.

919
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: You're just saying that you have a crush on someone

920
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: at your workplace, is what it sounds like.

921
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, but that's like an emotional, one sided relationship, like

922
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 8: I wouldn't want to cheat on her, you know, emotionally.

923
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: Let's not put relationship. You don't want to cheat on her?

924
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, because you know we're in a relationship, but

925
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 8: she doesn't know.

926
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 4: That, is it?

927
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 1: Like you back?

928
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 3: Have you talked to her? Do you know how she

929
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 3: feels about this?

930
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 11: Well?

931
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 8: No, No, relationship is a very strong word that you

932
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 8: used at the very beginning there.

933
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know this all?

934
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: Is this all like you're trying to get out of

935
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,879
Speaker 1: going on a date with Tanya? Like are you trying

936
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,399
Speaker 1: to are you making stuff up on the floor.

937
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,280
Speaker 10: Oh no, no, Tanya was great.

938
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 2: Are you accusing him of making up a fake emotional girlfriend.

939
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 1: Yes, it's plausible because like you're all over the board,

940
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: like you cheat on her, But then.

941
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 10: You isn't that how feelings are? They're messy. It's like

942
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,760
Speaker 10: someone from work. I'm not trying to get in trouble

943
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 10: with hy, like it's so complicated, but you.

944
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:12,879
Speaker 3: But you don't.

945
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 5: You don't know.

946
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 2: Why don't you just ask her out on a date

947
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 2: if you really are that into her and see what

948
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:17,879
Speaker 2: she says.

949
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 1: Are we talking about Tanya the girl?

950
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 3: Why don't you ask a girl out at work if

951
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 3: you're really that into her?

952
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 8: I guess I could.

953
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 10: I guess.

954
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: You don't even sound interested.

955
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 2: He's no.

956
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 8: But that's the thing, Like it would be devastating if

957
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 8: she said no, it would crush me.

958
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 3: Well, then it's fine.

959
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 2: Then you get an emotional rebound girl to emotionally rebound.

960
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 1: That's what we're gonna say that Tanya is.

961
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 2: Well, Tanya could be your emotional friend with benefits.

962
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. We need to check with her. I

963
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: don't know if she'd be cool with that.

964
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 2: Let's just ask her right now, because I gotta let

965
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 2: you know Tanya is on the other line listening.

966
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 3: Your emotional friend with Benefits wants.

967
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 10: To Tanya has been.

968
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 3: Yes, Tanya has been there time, the only one.

969
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 1: He's actually gone out with in person.

970
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 11: I have a quick question, hi, Keith seeing not a

971
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,720
Speaker 11: question for Keith, though, it's a question for Jeff.

972
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 1: Oh, why would you.

973
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 11: Encourage Keith to ask out somebody from his work when

974
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 11: you know I called in to try to get your support.

975
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 3: No, I am one d per on your set.

976
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 2: I asked a question, why wouldn't you ask out somebody

977
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 2: if you liked that?

978
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 5: Okay, it was more.

979
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 3: Of a philosophical Jefflis It made sense in my hands.

980
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 11: You heard him, Jeff, you heard the answer. You're the

981
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 11: one that asked, but why haven't you asked her out yet?

982
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 11: And he was like, oh, yeah, well maybe I should.

983
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 3: Okay exactly, I'll be honest. The question backfired on me,

984
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 3: So it did go the way.

985
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 11: No, it really seemed to have backfired on me.

986
00:46:56,719 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 2: Jeff, Well, let me get back on track here and

987
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 2: ask Keith another question. Why don't you go out on

988
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 2: another date with this great woman that you already have

989
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 2: been out on one date with?

990
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 3: Why not do that? That seems like a great idea.

991
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 5: Listen to your life coach, Jeff.

992
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 1: Oh god, the two of you two together.

993
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 10: To be honest, you kind of convinced me to ask

994
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 10: out my coworker.

995
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh thank god.

996
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 3: Okay, can we just go back to swetnight? That was

997
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 3: way easier of a concept to me.

998
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: Listen, Keith, this is you're you're living in a fantasy

999
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: world because you don't want to get hurt. That's what

1000
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: you're doing. You're creating this protective bubble. What you need

1001
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: to do is drop that. Okay, this person that you've

1002
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: made up in your mind doesn't exist, go with the

1003
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: real thing.

1004
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:38,280
Speaker 3: She doesn't.

1005
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 11: She does exist, but the relationship is lingle and I

1006
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 11: am interested, Keith.

1007
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said yourself, Keith, that you had a great

1008
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 2: time and she's the type of girl you've actually been

1009
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 2: looking for.

1010
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 10: Honestly, I'm just really confused because a few minutes ago

1011
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 10: you were all trying to convince you to ask out

1012
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 10: my work friend, I mean girlfriend, and now now you're

1013
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 10: trying to convince you to ask out I'm I'm just

1014
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:00,839
Speaker 10: so confus Keith.

1015
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 2: Here's the bottom line is we're running out of time,

1016
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 2: and the whole goal of this phone call is to

1017
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:09,280
Speaker 2: get you to go out on one more date with Tanya,

1018
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 2: the real woman that you went to sushi with the

1019
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:12,919
Speaker 2: other night.

1020
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 3: Will you see her one more time and we would

1021
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 3: pay for it.

1022
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 8: Come on, Keith, Okay, Tanya, I need to ask you

1023
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 8: a question first time.

1024
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, make it fast?

1025
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 10: Will you move in with me?

1026
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 4: What?

1027
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 7: How did he get hurt?

1028
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 1: Nodding, swipe, hilarious, larious, he's so funny. I told you

1029
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 1: he lived in the van, anybody, he wasn't serious.

1030
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,280
Speaker 3: He wasn't serious.

1031
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 8: I wasn't.

1032
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 5: We're gonna send you out on another day.

1033
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 4: One gets a choice, all right, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1034
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 3: Well, I guess you never know who you're going to

1035
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 3: be meeting on Tinder.

1036
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:08,399
Speaker 5: Yeh.

1037
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 2: Some guys want to fly you to Slovakia. Some guys

1038
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 2: want you to move in with them, even though they're

1039
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 2: secretly in love with their coworker.

1040
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 1: What is happy.

1041
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 3: On the dating apps?

1042
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: I told you he was being serious. You wanted him

1043
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 1: to be joking, and he wasn't.

1044
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 6: Could be.

1045
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: She's still up for it. That's the craziest part to me.

1046
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,240
Speaker 1: That's how bad it is.

1047
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 3: But the dating world.

1048
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 5: She even said when.

1049
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 7: He said that, she was laughing and she goes, see, guys,

1050
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 7: he's funny.

1051
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 5: That's what she likes about him.

1052
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: It was not a joke. Well, I think we know

1053
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 1: what he asked. Was it supposed to.

1054
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 6: Be a joke.

1055
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 2: I don't even know if they're honestly going to go

1056
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 2: out again after that whole thing, because it kind of

1057
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 2: ended weird.

1058
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 1: We need an update from her no matter what.

1059
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 2: We're gonna send Tanya a gift card to Walmart and

1060
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,240
Speaker 2: just see what happens, and then maybe if she emails

1061
00:49:59,320 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 2: us back.

1062
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 3: I mean, that's the place that's been the spot for her,

1063
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 3: and then.

1064
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: We're gonna do an awkward Tuesday with him to call

1065
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 1: Stacy to let her know that he's been in love

1066
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: with her for years.

1067
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 2: That might be on the books, but at least we tried,

1068
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 2: and that's what we can promise for you. We will

1069
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 2: try as hard as we can to get you a

1070
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 2: date with that person who is in calling you back.

1071
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 3: Just email the.

1072
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 2: Show and go check out all of our podcasts up

1073
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 2: wherever you get yours at Brook and.

1074
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 4: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1075
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 2: You guys noticed in Animated movies. When somebody sings poorly,

1076
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 2: there's always a group of dogs around how yeah, or

1077
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 2: a cat falls off a fence to let you know

1078
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 2: how bad of a singer you really are. But if

1079
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 2: they're a great singer, they attract woodland creatures from miles around.

1080
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 2: Deer come and poke their heads through the window. Birds

1081
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 2: form a moving halo around your head while your voice

1082
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,399
Speaker 2: gets projected into the room.

1083
00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 5: Shipmunk comes in and harmonizes with you.

1084
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: So it's all animals that are judging us domesticated.

1085
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 2: That's why I'm concerned because I sing every Friday on

1086
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 2: this show, and outside the studio doors there's a single

1087
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 2: loane moose giving me the stink.

1088
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 3: What does that? Does that mean?

1089
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 9: Is it?

1090
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,760
Speaker 3: Am I a great singer? Or am I terrible?

1091
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: And only one shows up?

1092
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:33,240
Speaker 2: We're about to find out. Am I gonna get moose knuckled?

1093
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 2: When I do my brand new It's like when a

1094
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 2: moose punches you.

1095
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,439
Speaker 5: It's not at all what it means.

1096
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 2: Okay, And then I kind of don't know what that

1097
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 2: moose wants with me, But if he's out there, I'm

1098
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 2: sure when I do my brand new song of the

1099
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 2: week coming up, it is time for my song of

1100
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:49,399
Speaker 2: the week.

1101
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 3: And now that we've reached December.

1102
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 2: The holidays are officially in full swing.

1103
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: Are we doing it? Are we already getting the song

1104
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,720
Speaker 1: of the week that's holiday style?

1105
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 3: It's happening Brook.

1106
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 2: The halls are decked, the mistletoe is strong, the eggnog

1107
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 2: is fermented from last year because no one took it

1108
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 2: out of the fridge, So it's okay.

1109
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 3: And maybe one of the most.

1110
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 2: Important iconic signs that Christmas is almost here is you

1111
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 2: go and poke your head into the local mall and

1112
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 2: give a wave to old Saint Nick.

1113
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 3: Because Ma Santa's are back.

1114
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 2: Yes, And I appreciate him for everything that he has

1115
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 2: to go through over the next few weeks.

1116
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 3: Because I'm not.

1117
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 2: Even talking just about your stereotypical long lines and getting

1118
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 2: peed on that happens at the nightclub next to my house.

1119
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 3: I can get that whenever I want.

1120
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 5: To pay for that.

1121
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even have to I get for free.

1122
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're sneaky about it.

1123
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 2: But I'm talking about the long hours and the enormous

1124
00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 2: responsibility that he has of making every single man, woman,

1125
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 2: and child happy who walks through his pop up workshop.

1126
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,959
Speaker 1: The joy you have to bring twenty four to seven.

1127
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: But it's who he is.

1128
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 3: It's twenty signed up for.

1129
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 2: Santa is going through it right now, sacrificing his time

1130
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 2: and his body, and he's doing it for the happiness

1131
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:23,319
Speaker 2: of you and your children. That's why today's song is

1132
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 2: for mal Santa's everywhere we love you, we appreciate you.

1133
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 7: And that's why the way I wonder how many listen.

1134
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure they're like sleeping it off this morning.

1135
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 2: I'm exhausted from it. But for all the Malsanta's instead

1136
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 2: of singing Hey there, Delilah by playing white ts, it's

1137
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 2: young Jefferies.

1138
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:47,879
Speaker 3: Hey, they're Malsanta. I'm gonna point when I'm ready.

1139
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 5: Points tomorrow mornings.

1140
00:53:53,600 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 2: Ama, Hey there, mal Santa, Tell what you're doing outside Macy's.

1141
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 2: Looking slightly overwhelmed by the parade of crying babies coming through.

1142
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 2: Four hundred children stare at you Nick Cannon's crew like

1143
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 2: a sweet grandpa trying to grant what kids are wishing.

1144
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 2: But that last one asked if you could break his

1145
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 2: daddy out of prison Christmas night and handed you a

1146
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 2: map to cell block five. You said you try. Oh

1147
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 2: at noon, you gotta pee.

1148
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:42,720
Speaker 3: Oh but your break is until three.

1149
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:51,359
Speaker 2: Oh kid, let's out of sneeze. Oh, plus he cut

1150
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 2: the cheese. Your suit needs more for breathe. Hey there,

1151
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 2: mal Santa. No, your days are feeling long because I

1152
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 2: just saw you in the food court.

1153
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:06,280
Speaker 3: Stress, eat fourteen centa bonds and that's not good.

1154
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,800
Speaker 2: Face scrunched up more than Clint Eastwoods.

1155
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 3: Are you sure you're good?

1156
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 1: Hey?

1157
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:16,360
Speaker 3: Their mall, Santa.

1158
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 2: Though your prices are insane, I would still pay the

1159
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 2: fifty dollars. When I leave, I'll make it rain. You

1160
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:28,919
Speaker 2: did it all stuff singles in your overalls.

1161
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 3: I'll meet you in the stalls. Oh and Santo, we

1162
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 3: believe bo, but your real name is Steve.

1163
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:45,399
Speaker 5: Oh North pot where you sleep.

1164
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:50,280
Speaker 2: Be not outside in your gee.

1165
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 3: Yes, Santa's the mall's biggest star.

1166
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 2: Flanks by his alf bodyguards, got boots with the fur

1167
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 2: like flow ride a sand There's brady kids demanding stuff,

1168
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 2: impatient parents won't shut up. Some weirdo tried to grab

1169
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 2: your candy cane. But Santa wants. Your shift is through.

1170
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,359
Speaker 2: You'll learn yourself a beer or two. It's last call

1171
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 2: at the Rainforest capeg now on the pup chain.

1172
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 3: Hey there, Mam Santa.

1173
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,879
Speaker 2: Damn you old but still your sparky. You've had more

1174
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 2: butts on your lap than all of Vegas Bachelor parties.

1175
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:38,280
Speaker 2: That's my dude, pimpin' in your crushed red velvet suit.

1176
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 3: The only real hot topic here is you.

1177
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift wants you and her J crew and missus Santa.

1178
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 3: To oh here. It's till Christmas. E Bo, you're late,

1179
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:01,280
Speaker 3: are feeling weed?

1180
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 2: Oh that last kid was heavy ho ho ho hos

1181
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 2: on repeat at Santa's meet and.

1182
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 9: Greed ho ho.

1183
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 5: Ho ho ho ho ho.

1184
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 3: Oh ho.

1185
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 9: Ho noa.

1186
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: I alone now I loved it.

1187
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 3: Santa needs a hug this year.

1188
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 1: I think, Oh well, I never heard this song the

1189
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 1: same again. I'm never gonna here flow right at the

1190
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 1: same again.

1191
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 5: The fir Yeah yeah.

1192
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 2: So if you're going out this weekend to see Molsannah,

1193
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 2: don't forget to treat him extra nice and chuck a

1194
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 2: couple singles right into Santa's bell buckle any saying how.

1195
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 1: You were always getting what you wanted for Christmas. That

1196
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 1: makes sense.

1197
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 3: Now you gotta do what you gotta do. That's the

1198
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 3: song of the week.

1199
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 2: Texted seventy five nine to tell us which you thought

1200
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 2: We're gonna post the video up on the Brook and

1201
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 2: Jeffrey socials, on TikTok, on Instagram, YouTube, everywhere, with.

1202
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 1: All the lyrics with everyone.

1203
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, share it with all your Malsanta loving friends.

1204
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 4: Merry Christmas, everybody, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1205
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 2: Got a text seventy five nine two that says, Hey,

1206
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 2: I've been going to the same mal Santa for the

1207
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 2: last three decades. Oh my god, I get my picture

1208
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 2: and everything's the same, except now I weigh two hundred

1209
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 2: and forty pounds. Okay, really making him earn his money

1210
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 2: over there.

1211
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 3: At the mall.

1212
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 5: I'll grow each other at this point.

1213
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 3: But if you missed it.

1214
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 2: Instead of singing Hey They're Delilah by Plain White Tea's,

1215
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 2: I sang my own version called hey They're Malsanta. It's

1216
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 2: dedicated to all the hard working Chris Kringles out there

1217
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 2: just chilling outside Zoom. He's taken billions of pictures this month,

1218
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 2: making a ton of kids smile and doing it all

1219
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 2: and sometimes challenging work conditions.

1220
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's one of my favorite songs.

1221
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 3: So well, thanks.

1222
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,560
Speaker 2: We're getting a lot of feedback on the textboard. Brook,

1223
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 2: what do you got I.

1224
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,760
Speaker 1: Like this one that said my kid pulled Sanna's beard,

1225
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: honked his nose and screamed at him for not getting

1226
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 1: him a PS five. Lost Christmas. They deserve all the

1227
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 1: love and tips you have to offer.

1228
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what's the deal, Sam, Well, why couldn't you

1229
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:26,439
Speaker 2: get him a PS five?

1230
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1231
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 3: Clearly with his behavior.

1232
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:33,600
Speaker 2: But you know what, if you missed it, if you

1233
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 2: want to hear it again, it's going to be up

1234
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 2: at the Brook and Jeffery YouTube page. We'll have it

1235
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 2: on our Facebook, Instagram and on our TikTok.

1236
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey.

1237
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:52,800
Speaker 2: In the morning, We've got longtime player, few time winner Heather.

1238
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 3: Back on the show.

1239
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:57,440
Speaker 2: She is one four and two all time against you mean,

1240
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 2: two ties, four losses but one victory.

1241
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:04,120
Speaker 1: Wow, that was a great day, wasn't it for you?

1242
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 10: It was so good.

1243
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 3: And it gives her hope that maybe she'll win again.

1244
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 1: I just picture her skipping all day long trying.

1245
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we're going to do today.

1246
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 2: And I'm playing this music because Christmas is Christmas time ish.

1247
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 3: We're getting into it.

1248
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:25,040
Speaker 2: And Heather says she is a big time Christmas person,

1249
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 2: but she says it is hectic.

1250
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:28,360
Speaker 3: Why do you say that, Heather.

1251
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 1: Well, both of my kids have holiday birthdays.

1252
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 10: I have a niece who's got a holiday birthday, so

1253
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 10: it's pretty.

1254
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,919
Speaker 3: That's a lot. Have you ever considered not caring though, like.

1255
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:43,480
Speaker 1: Brooke does, no dark in the night?

1256
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, responsibility.

1257
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:50,120
Speaker 1: I feel like the holidays are so much work. When

1258
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 1: you become a mom, I had no idea. I had

1259
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 1: no idea until it became a mother. I'm like, there

1260
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 1: needs to be a holiday craft show at your school

1261
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:01,919
Speaker 1: now too.

1262
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, my good.

1263
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 2: Well, we appreciate moms like you, Heather, being on the

1264
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 2: show and setting a good example for all of our

1265
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:10,080
Speaker 2: listeners and a good example for Brook two to keep

1266
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 2: on pushing through it. So she's gonna leave the studio,

1267
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 2: and while that happens, let's go over the rules. Thirty

1268
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 2: seconds on the clocked, answer as many questions as possible.

1269
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1270
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 3: you do have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are

1271
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 3: you ready?

1272
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 1: Ready?

1273
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 3: All right, let's get that second number in your win column.

1274
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 3: Good luck.

1275
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:30,640
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Bet Midler turns seventy eight today.

1276
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 2: Last year she started in What Spooky Sequel from Disney

1277
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 2: in college. If you get a BSN degree that stands

1278
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 2: for Bachelor of Science in what pass Someone referred to

1279
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 2: as a key week is from what country New Zealand?

1280
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 3: According to Google, which.

1281
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 2: Holiday is the busiest for restaurants, Mother's Day or Father's Day?

1282
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 10: Mother's Day?

1283
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 3: How many signs of the zodiac are there?

1284
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 10: Twelve?

1285
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:01,880
Speaker 3: I don't even know how to say.

1286
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:04,920
Speaker 2: This next one, so I'm gonna get you know, I try,

1287
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna say it wrong. So Brook's gonna come

1288
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 2: back in the studio.

1289
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,520
Speaker 3: Good work, Heather. And uh.

1290
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 2: I've been asking some listeners lately, what do you prefer

1291
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:13,600
Speaker 2: for Christmas?

1292
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 3: Real or fake trees?

1293
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 9: Well, I prefer the smell of real trees.

1294
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 10: But I've gotten a lot more empathetic to nature as

1295
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 10: I grow older. So I feel bad about cutting a

1296
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 10: tree down just to put it in my house and

1297
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 10: then kill.

1298
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 1: Producing a plastic tree is kind of anti that is true.

1299
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 10: I know you can't win.

1300
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 1: You can recycle plastic forever plastics.

1301
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, plant.

1302
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, And Heather, I heard you say that you feel

1303
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 2: bad about cutting down the tree, But does that mean

1304
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 2: that you don't do it?

1305
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:43,880
Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't do it.

1306
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 1: And she actually grows one in the middle of her house. Wow,

1307
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,439
Speaker 1: planet a garden years ago.

1308
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 3: You're a holiday hero, Heather.

1309
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 10: No, well, okay, I'll take it.

1310
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:54,760
Speaker 1: Brook.

1311
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:55,160
Speaker 3: Your turn.

1312
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 2: You're ready, yep, kill those trees. Your time starts be

1313
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:01,440
Speaker 2: Middler turns seventy eight today. Last year she started in

1314
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:02,880
Speaker 2: what spooky sequel from.

1315
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:05,760
Speaker 1: Disney Oh hocus Pocus.

1316
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 2: In college, if you get a BSN degree, that stands

1317
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:12,080
Speaker 2: for Bachelor of Science in what nursing. Someone referred to

1318
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 2: as a kiwi is from what country New Zealand? According

1319
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 2: to Google, which holiday is the busiest for restaurants Mother's

1320
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 2: Day or Father's Day?

1321
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 1: Mother's Day?

1322
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 3: How many signs of the zodiac are there?

1323
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:23,640
Speaker 1: Twelve?

1324
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 2: A waltz length dress stops at what part of the leg, knee, calf,

1325
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:29,040
Speaker 2: or ankles.

1326
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 1: It's gonna stop at your calf.

1327
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,000
Speaker 2: Okay, those are the answers. We're gonna go over the

1328
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,400
Speaker 2: scoreboard to see how you boll.

1329
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:36,200
Speaker 3: Did with Jose.

1330
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 7: I drink your milkshake. I drink it up.

1331
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:49,080
Speaker 5: I don't know what that's from, but it definitely is me.

1332
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 5: You've got four correct days.

1333
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 1: I drink it up.

1334
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 3: That's a great school.

1335
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:56,280
Speaker 4: Red.

1336
01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 7: But against Brook, I will.

1337
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 5: Say, didn't get one wrong.

1338
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 3: Today?

1339
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:11,200
Speaker 1: Sorry, life is by comparison. I apologize.

1340
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 2: It takes you to one, five and two all time,

1341
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:16,560
Speaker 2: but let's go over the answers. Bett Midler turns seventy

1342
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 2: eight today. She starred last year in hocus Pocus two,

1343
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:21,120
Speaker 2: the sequel.

1344
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:22,480
Speaker 5: I haven't seen it was a good group.

1345
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:23,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really cute.

1346
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 2: Good in college if you get a BSN degree that

1347
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:28,640
Speaker 2: stands for Bachelor of Science in Nursing. Someone referred to

1348
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:31,560
Speaker 2: as a Kiwi is from New Zealand. The holiday that's

1349
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:35,280
Speaker 2: the busiest for restaurants is Mother's Day. There are twelve

1350
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:38,680
Speaker 2: signs of the zodiac and a waltz length dress stops

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Speaker 2: at the calf.

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Speaker 3: Good for dancing.

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Speaker 1: I guess you know you can't trip on those things

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Speaker 1: that way, Jeff.

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Speaker 3: Now, Heather.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, we can't give you any money here, but just

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Speaker 2: for playing you do win a pair of tickets to

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Speaker 2: the Seattle Christmas Market. Wander the wine alleys of Seattle's

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Speaker 2: newest and largest outdoor holiday market, hop on the Christmas carousel,

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Speaker 2: delight and live music and festive light displays, and find

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Speaker 2: the perfect artisan gift. For more info, visit Seattle Christmas

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Speaker 2: Market dot com.

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Speaker 1: Oh, and I was just on their website. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: they have a cheese sort one. Too many tiktoks about

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Speaker 1: we're not in your algorithm.

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Speaker 5: Okay, maybe get some.

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Speaker 3: Hot coco and like or some more fake trees. There

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Speaker 3: you go.

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Speaker 2: He thank you so much for playing. Come back and

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Speaker 2: do it again. We'll be back to windrows Bock the

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Speaker 2: same time.

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Speaker 4: On Monday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for listening to the podcast, and Monday we

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Speaker 1: will be back with your full show and it is

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Speaker 1: going to be the official star of the holiday season

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Speaker 1: because we've got your top ten phone taps of Christmas.

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Speaker 1: That's the best ones of the year.

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Speaker 3: Oh Jay, stay out of the best because I am involved.

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Speaker 3: It is I Loando.

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Speaker 1: We don't know that you're number one, but.

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Speaker 3: You also too. Homes Frank call me close. Well I've

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Speaker 3: been here the whole time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I figure you can't send you never leave, all right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: find out if your favorite phone tap characters made the cut.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna start we should countdown Monday only with Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning.