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Speaker 4: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. We're

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Speaker 5: I absolutely think you should. The more unsettling, the better.

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Speaker 4: I love today's guest. It's Raka Shankar. Raka, welcome to

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Speaker 4: I said no gifts.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me. Bridger Shunker, Schunker

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Speaker 3: like Bunker and Wineger like China Ber.

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Speaker 4: What else could I do? Dinah fur, I guess that's

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Speaker 4: more for like if you were reading it and needed help,

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Speaker 3: Yes and China bird. To me is is if I

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Speaker 4: Ooh not? Well what if I was telling people nicknames

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Speaker 3: What happened was so I'm I'm a very good student

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Speaker 4: WHOA, So you've really just went for it?

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Speaker 3: He did local?

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Speaker 4: It's very ready.

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Speaker 3: It seems internally wet.

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Speaker 3: It's so beautiful. We're in not Sonoma, Sedona. We're in Sedona.

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Speaker 3: I think that's what it is. Literally, nobody cracked me.

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Speaker 4: But dentists turn off the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Now your primary demo is dentists.

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Speaker 4: It's almost entirely dentists. We can't get them off, you know.

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Speaker 4: They're hooked.

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Speaker 3: They don't eat sugar, so then they get hooked on this.

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Speaker 4: They get hooked on this. You've got to fill in

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Speaker 3: No, I like it.

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Speaker 4: The hygienas said to me, things have gotten so crazy

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Speaker 3: In society or in their office.

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00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:22,919
Speaker 4: It's a operation.

441
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 3: Let me tell you. Our lead dentist is the one

442
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 3: who caught him.

443
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 4: You get that lead vest on somebody and they cannot

444
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 4: get away.

445
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:37,399
Speaker 3: That's so weird. Interesting, And to bring up like such

446
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 3: a horrible subject matter while they're in your mouth also

447
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 3: like gives them carte blanche and be like, here are

448
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:47,560
Speaker 3: my thoughts on Didty and why he's innocent?

449
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 4: You know, I think that that must be part of

450
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,360
Speaker 4: the appeal of becoming a dentist or hygienas, of being

451
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 4: like you have the most captive audience. They have to

452
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,320
Speaker 4: agree with anything you say, yes, and they can't really

453
00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:02,119
Speaker 4: add or are ar you with because essentially all you

454
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 4: can say is.

455
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 3: Uhhh, you're kind of like their robot boyfriend or something

456
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 3: like Lars and the real Girl. They're just like God,

457
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,440
Speaker 3: no one understands on my art.

458
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that was I mean, it was kind of

459
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 4: a things have been crazy. I don't know that it

460
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 4: was because Ditty got caught.

461
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 3: I don't know if Yeah, that's my thing, but Philip

462
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,080
Speaker 3: started earlier.

463
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 4: I assume things for Diddy have gotten crazy since he

464
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 4: and maybe that's.

465
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 3: What they met. They're like, oh for Diddy.

466
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 4: I mean, and you know, I'm not getting invited to

467
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 4: the parties anymore.

468
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, all my white clothes are totally waists.

469
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 4: All of this bleach I just have to throw out,

470
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:48,199
Speaker 4: uh no, dentistry, dry sockets. I don't know. These are

471
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 4: things I don't want to talk about anymore because there's

472
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,719
Speaker 4: something else I need to talk to you about. Yeah, Rica,

473
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 4: I was really excited to have you here today. Yeah,

474
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,199
Speaker 4: we met recently. You told me you had been in

475
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 4: my house, yes, which is an interesting thing to find out.

476
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 3: But and you weren't there.

477
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 4: I was I was not there. You were there with

478
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 4: our friend Patrick McDonald.

479
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 3: I was, and we were using your oven in your kitchen.

480
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 4: Right, just baking away.

481
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:17,920
Speaker 3: It was really nice.

482
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 4: What were you baking?

483
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 3: We mean talk to cookies okay, and a berry crumble. Oh,

484
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 3: it was really you were sort of berries. I think

485
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 3: it was blackberries.

486
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 4: Okay.

487
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should have been there.

488
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 4: I should have been. It would have been.

489
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 3: Great, but you weren't. So alas and we I think

490
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 3: we played your piano.

491
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,479
Speaker 4: Oh of course, I got to get on the piano.

492
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,160
Speaker 4: Do you play the piano? No, no, no, okay, that's

493
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 4: the best way to play the piano. Just bang on it.

494
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 4: I am away. Uh, and now I'm distracting myself from

495
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,480
Speaker 4: the more important topic at hand. The podcast is called

496
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 4: I said no gift.

497
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:54,639
Speaker 3: Yes I saw that.

498
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 4: Okay, so so you did see it. And then you

499
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 4: just blatantly said I'm going to bring a gift to

500
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 4: this podcast. Yes, I don't care.

501
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:11,199
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, I just it. The studio is a

502
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 3: little hideous, to be honest.

503
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 4: It's disgusting.

504
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 3: And so it felt like one of those It felt

505
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 3: like a cry for help, to be honest, like when

506
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 3: your friend is like, no, no, I'm Okay, guys like

507
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 3: you don't need to come over, and you're like, I'm

508
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 3: coming over. I can tell you've been drinking, you have

509
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 3: a problem, and we've all noticed. That's sort of what

510
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:32,919
Speaker 3: it felt like.

511
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 4: Okay, sure, I was like, fair, fair.

512
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 3: I don't think this is real.

513
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 4: I have to take a bath anytime I leave the studio. Yeah,

514
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 4: just covered in scum.

515
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,439
Speaker 3: It's not good in here.

516
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 4: It's all fluorescent lighting. Yeah, it's just kind of a

517
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:55,679
Speaker 4: tile floor. Yeah, slime everywhere you're just you're touching the table,

518
00:25:55,720 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 4: there's dirt, visible dirt all over. Writing your name.

519
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 3: R ass plus initials of your choice in a heart

520
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 3: anywhere on this table.

521
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 4: So you thought you'd bring a little something for that reason? Okay, Yeah,

522
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 4: that's yeah, totally fair.

523
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

524
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,680
Speaker 4: Should I open it here on the podcast?

525
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 3: I think I think open it on the podcast, just

526
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 3: so there's two items in there. One is for you

527
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:20,679
Speaker 3: and one is for me.

528
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 4: It's in this little bag, the cutest little bag. Yeah,

529
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 4: he's got a little snowman on it.

530
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 3: Happy.

531
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 4: This was a I think this is a winter bag.

532
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 4: You can go into January. I think you can go

533
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 4: into late February.

534
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 3: Listen, I'm gonna milk, whatever I can out of this bag.

535
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start using it October thirty first, and I'm

536
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 3: gonna stop using it February thirteen, March fifteenth. You know

537
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,400
Speaker 3: when the salsice comes, I stop using this bag.

538
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 4: When they close the ski resorts. That's when you know.

539
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 4: Time to bring out your springtime bag.

540
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, my big flower bag with flower, a big flower

541
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 3: on it.

542
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to reach in here. Yeah, I got

543
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 4: some tissue.

544
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

545
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,479
Speaker 4: I feel like we're having a tissue renaissance on this podcast.

546
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 4: A lot of guests didn't bring tissue for a while.

547
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 4: Now they're back. We're getting a crunch, we're getting a swish.

548
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 3: I think it's nice because for three extra seconds, you

549
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 3: don't know what the gift is.

550
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 4: And for that adds to the suspense.

551
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

552
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 4: The violins are like amping up, yeah, screeching. Yeah, you

553
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 4: know something's wrong.

554
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 3: It's like slow mo.

555
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay, does it matter which order I take these outings?

556
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 3: No, I'll just tell you which ones which.

557
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 4: Okay, I could tell it feels like there's more than

558
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 4: two things.

559
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 3: Well, one of them has a head that comes off.

560
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 4: Okay, what I'm doing right now feels like that Halloween

561
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 4: game where you reach into a thing and it's spaghetti

562
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 4: and you're like, oh, it's brains. Yes, but that's not

563
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 4: what this is. Okay, I'm bringing out the first thing.

564
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's the bottom part of my gift. This

565
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 3: is for me because I wanted a little fun here too.

566
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 4: This is okay, So what i'll describe, what I'm saying

567
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 4: right now is a cow's body with what i'll say, hue,

568
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:06,199
Speaker 4: gorgeous utter, and then inside there's no head. It's as

569
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 4: of right now, decapitated. And inside the head there's the

570
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:14,439
Speaker 4: tiniest ice cream cone, just the cutest little ice cream cone.

571
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 4: So I'm going to reach it and try to find

572
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 4: the head of the cow.

573
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 3: Yes, so that, yeah, that goes on top. The head

574
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 3: goes on top. The head goes on top, so that

575
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,919
Speaker 3: you don't for three extra seconds you don't know that

576
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 3: there's an ice cream cone inside the cow's head.

577
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 4: Look how happy the cow is.

578
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 3: Unbelievable, how happy she's so cute.

579
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,679
Speaker 4: It's such a cutey. What what is this object?

580
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 3: My friends got this for me at a state sale. Okay,

581
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 3: somebody passed on and left this behind as part of

582
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 3: their estate. And now it is part of my estate

583
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 3: and I brought it to just again up this space.

584
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 3: I felt like eyes the guests should have something that

585
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 3: reference and represents me here.

586
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you suppose? Like the the reason is

587
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 4: for this to exist because it seems like you would

588
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 4: take this like if it were a larger object, you

589
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 4: would take the head off and put something in here totally.

590
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 3: But you can't because there's a small ice cream cone.

591
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 4: There is an ice cream cone in there. This would

592
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 4: I don't think this would even hold a nickel.

593
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 3: I think you are correct.

594
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 4: I think possibly a dime.

595
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 3: That's very generous of you. I think the absolute most

596
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 3: it could hold is two beads. I think if you

597
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 3: are looking to store two beads that fell off of

598
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 3: a shirt, you could put it inside of.

599
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 4: This two those are large beads though, pine picture those

600
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 4: are the tiny beads, And I would say this is

601
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 4: a forty bead cow if you had those tiny ones.

602
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 3: If you haven't like gorgeous embroidery.

603
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 4: Yes or something embroidery beads.

604
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're in Sedona. In your your dry socket, you

605
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 3: could probably store forty beads in there.

606
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 4: What a way to retire? Oh, it's just doing your

607
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 4: bead work in a dry socket.

608
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 3: Oh so beautifu fall this time of year.

609
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 4: But yeah, the larger beads, you know, more like the

610
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 4: Friendship bracelet beads.

611
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a two beat. I think it's a

612
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 3: two bead cow. But there is a small ice cream can.

613
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 4: Outside of that. It's more of a like an art piece.

614
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 4: I suppose.

615
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 3: What's interesting is I believe I remember googling this after

616
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 3: I received it, and I think there's like a line

617
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 3: of these where it is an animal where you open

618
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 3: its head and there's an item inside. I think my

619
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 3: friend scored me the best one. I think cow with

620
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 3: the ice cream is the best combination.

621
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 4: Oh interesting, do you remember any others?

622
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 3: I'm gonna probably be truly making these up. I think

623
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 3: there was like a dog with a bone, okay, like

624
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 3: a cat with yarn, and I remember thinking too obviously.

625
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, real a to be, really really a to be.

626
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 3: Take me from a to Q, go cow, make milk, milk,

627
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 3: become cream cream, Get sweetened, sweetened cream, get turned turned,

628
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 3: get scooped onto and ice cream crown cow with ice

629
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 3: cream cone.

630
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 4: Yes, the chicken should have bare minimum a chicken.

631
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 3: Nugget horrifying, Uh so scary?

632
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 4: Or how about a pen with a feather on it?

633
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 3: That's a will, Yes, a quill with the declaration of independence.

634
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 4: Just do declaration of independence. Now it's a Dan Brown novel.

635
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 3: Figure it out? Why is it there?

636
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 4: Tom Hanks is on the case a chicken. Why did

637
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 4: the Catholic Church care so much about this chicken? So?

638
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 4: Do you remember, like what time period were these popular?

639
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 4: Was this a trendy thing? Is this a beanie baby

640
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 4: of like the late eighties? Is this because it looks

641
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 4: I mean, design wise, I think it's very like fun.

642
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 4: It feels almost modern.

643
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 3: It feels you know, that's such a good question. There's

644
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 3: a realism to it that doesn't say modern to me.

645
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 3: Like the cow has a spine. If you look on

646
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 3: the ball, no you like that.

647
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 4: I'm going to look, but I'm not going to be comfortable.

648
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh what this cow? This cow has values, She

649
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 3: has a spine, she has a backbone.

650
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 4: She speaks up for what she wants and what she wants.

651
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 3: This cow is from nineteen sixty three.

652
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 4: The spine was the most absolutely unnecessary part of this thing.

653
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 4: It's so gross. It reminds me of for whatever reason,

654
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 4: the alien in the movie Alien. There's a real sci

655
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 4: fi element to this disgusting spine.

656
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 3: Yes, and to me that feels of the seventies or

657
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 3: the eighties then. And I also love that she kind

658
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 3: of has cute bangs, which is now but is also retro.

659
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 3: I don't know.

660
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 4: I guess the muted colors put it in a timeless

661
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 4: category that I couldn't really say when or where this came.

662
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 3: From, because now it's all like trendy to make stuff

663
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 3: look old. This does look old, perhaps naturally.

664
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 4: Right, my best guess. If I'm antique road showing this

665
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 4: baby ninety three, I think this is I.

666
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 3: Thought you meant dollars at first.

667
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 4: What now, as far as worth goes, this is probably

668
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 4: you're probably gonna look at forty to fifty thousand dollars um.

669
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 4: That's just that's if you put it on auction, you're

670
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 4: going to see some different numbers. So you get some

671
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 4: cow freaks in there and let them go wild.

672
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 3: Okay, let them go cow wild. Okay.

673
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 4: But I think nineteen ninety three makes sense to me

674
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 4: for this object. Yeah, and we'll post some pictures of this,

675
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 4: and the listeners can be wrong because I've already I

676
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 4: think I'm right. I know I'm right. This is nineteen

677
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 4: ninety three. It's worth fifty thousand dollars.

678
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's cream strawberry. By the way, my gas

679
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 3: turner towards.

680
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 4: Me, okay, turning towards you. I can show you the

681
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 4: ice cream cone again.

682
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd like to look at it. Oh delicious, And

683
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 3: it's actually like froio.

684
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 4: It's like it's a real soft serve soft serve situation.

685
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna say, like nineteen eighty seven.

686
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 4: Wow. Interesting. Oh yeah, I don't know. Interesting.

687
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 3: It's just giving me nineteen eighty seven.

688
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 4: I guess if we were if we knew if that

689
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 4: was soft serve or froyo, that would realy tipical scout.

690
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah if that if that cone had a tiny

691
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:22,320
Speaker 3: sixteen handles label, I'd be like, okay, this is recent dah.

692
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 3: If thats a tcby, I'm like, okay, nineties, low fives

693
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 3: kind of whatever. I wish it had a label.

694
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 4: It doesn't. It has no label. It was made in China.

695
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 4: We know that much. It has a little sticker at

696
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 4: the bottom.

697
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 2: Uh.

698
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 4: Now, let me ask you. This is something that's been

699
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 4: on my mind for the last few years sixteen handles?

700
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 4: Is that a pun on sixteen candles?

701
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 3: So Briga, I don't know if you know this about me.

702
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 3: I used to be a competitive punter, and that is true.

703
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 4: I did not know this.

704
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 3: So stuff like this kind of bugs me because you

705
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 3: can't just say a word that sounds like a word

706
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 3: and be like, well, that's a pun.

707
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 4: No.

708
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 3: I can't be like, this is a water throttle. That's

709
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 3: not a pun, that's just rhyme.

710
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 4: That's crazy, right, I mean, you've gotta have some logic there. Yes, Now,

711
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,800
Speaker 4: actually I would argue for like a box or bottle

712
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 4: of water, calling it a water throttle kind of is

713
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 4: a decent pond because you throttle the water.

714
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 3: Okay, that actually rocked sixteen handles competing You might need

715
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 3: to compete in sixteen handles. I think the idea is

716
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 3: it's a playoff sixteen camp okay, because they have handles

717
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 3: where you can self serve.

718
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 4: Right, But.

719
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 3: The movie or a birthday cake doesn't have any tie

720
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,399
Speaker 3: in to the ice cream, so you.

721
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 4: I don't know in the movie, does anyone eat a

722
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 4: soft serve or frozen yogurt?

723
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 3: I think famously no, Okay, they think a famously ice

724
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 3: free movie.

725
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:05,359
Speaker 4: So then why because this is the sort of thing

726
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 4: where you're like you kind of have to get there

727
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,919
Speaker 4: for yourself, where you're like, I like, I guess that's

728
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 4: why this is called sixteen handles.

729
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 3: The only way they can get away with this is

730
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 3: if part of their thing, like like basking Robbins whole thing,

731
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 3: for whatever reason it is having thirty one flavors. If

732
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 3: they have sixteen flavors at all times, which if they do,

733
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 3: don't tell me. If they have sixteen flavors at all times,

734
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 3: I can kind of get behind it, like, okay, sixteen handles, Okay,

735
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 3: we're still not relating to the movie at all, but

736
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 3: at least there's like an inherent reason the number sixteen

737
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 3: is there, right, and that you're doing a playoff of

738
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 3: the second word if they have. I've been to some

739
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 3: sixteen handles. I'm seeing like six flavors sometimes.

740
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 4: Of course, there's no way they've always got sixteen, And

741
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 4: you're really limiting yourself. What if you think of a

742
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 4: seventeenth flavor? You morons?

743
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 3: You crack the code overnight, you wake up in a

744
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:09,879
Speaker 3: fright three am, and you go.

745
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 4: Pineapple, pineapple?

746
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 5: Frick?

747
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 3: Where do you have et vanilla.

748
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,959
Speaker 4: We have the there's always more than one vanilla.

749
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 3: By the way, the French vanilla that he should go

750
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 3: in every country fora except America.

751
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 4: The most vanilla country of all. Okay, So but my

752
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 4: argument here is, Okay, let's say it's sixteen handles. Yeah,

753
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 4: they have sixteen handles in there. The pun does not

754
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 4: work no matter what, because it has no tie into

755
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 4: any concept in the universe. So then let's assume they're

756
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 4: innocently just calling it sixteen handles because they had sixteen

757
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 4: handles no other reason. Then it's just irresponsible business naming

758
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 4: because it does sound like a pun.

759
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 3: You have to google.

760
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 4: It makes no sense to me whatsoever.

761
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 3: It's it's alarming.

762
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 4: Alarming at best yea at best, devastating at worst at best.

763
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 4: Yes everything at.

764
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 3: Yes, it's it's pretty troubling that puns people are trying

765
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:15,439
Speaker 3: to make.

766
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like there's a few other businesses like

767
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:22,720
Speaker 4: that where I'm like, this is a stretch and I yes,

768
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 4: just what are you doing?

769
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:24,439
Speaker 2: Yes?

770
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a sandwich spot I really liked in

771
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:34,280
Speaker 3: New York called tie Me Up. Oh Ai.

772
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 4: Ti Food. Okay, I will say for Thai restaurants, Thai

773
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 4: restaurants can get very irresponsible.

774
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 3: There's a lot of stuff happening with that word. And

775
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 3: I didn't get it at first because I wasn't a

776
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 3: competitive bunter yet. But I went to time me up.

777
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 3: And I remember the first time I told someone, Oh

778
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 3: my god, I had this great sandwich of time. I like, sorry,

779
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 3: what the hell's the restaurant new? And I think because

780
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 3: they thought I meant t I E And I was like, oh,

781
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 3: I guess it is interesting because tie me up is

782
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 3: sort of either a very like sexual request and a

783
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 3: sort of spooky one, and it's interesting to want to

784
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 3: kind of portmanteau your way into that.

785
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,959
Speaker 4: It's like calling a restaurant throw me in the trunk, something.

786
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 3: Like that bury me out back and it's a berry

787
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 3: There was like blueberries and raspberries.

788
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 4: Shallow grape. No, there are tie me up though. I

789
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 4: can almost start to argue for because you do want

790
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 4: to be tied up with typhoon.

791
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,919
Speaker 3: You know, there's a whimsy to it that I think

792
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 3: immediately didn't make me question it until I said it

793
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 3: out loud.

794
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, there's one that when I drive through Glendale

795
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 4: or Burbank, it's a Thai restaurant. I wish I could

796
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 4: remember what the pun is because it does simply does

797
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 4: not work, and I want to go in there and

798
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 4: be like, I'm happy to consult on this. I might

799
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 4: even start to kicks to get a new sign out

800
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 4: for because what you're doing is hurting you.

801
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:04,799
Speaker 3: Yeah.

802
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 4: I was actually just thinking about Thai food recently. Why

803
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 4: don't we have more fast casual thie?

804
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 3: Okay, here's here's we all need to be eating more

805
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 3: Thai food. It's so good, it's so unbelievable. My favorite

806
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:25,319
Speaker 3: foods on Earth are like Taiwanese, Indian, and Thai. We

807
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 3: all need to be eating more of us food. Absolutely,

808
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 3: that we have more of these restaurants and that they

809
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 3: can all be good and they can all be fast casual.

810
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,399
Speaker 3: To Michelin, this is your call to action. Eat more

811
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 3: of these three foods that I could be happy.

812
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,439
Speaker 4: I do feel like Thaie and Indian are the two

813
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 4: foods where I have to be ready for a restaurant experience.

814
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 4: There's not fast casual options that I want for a

815
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:47,439
Speaker 4: quick meal.

816
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 3: There's a place called Pulsi Kitchen in downtown LA that

817
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 3: is fast casual Indian.

818
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 4: Okay, not bad, not bad, which is basically what you

819
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 4: want for.

820
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 3: Exactly, which is totally fine. If you're like downtown and

821
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:01,240
Speaker 3: want a quick lunch, you'll be totally happy.

822
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 4: And I feel like, at least within Los Angeles Taiwanese

823
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 4: we've got Joy and and it's not it's not that

824
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 4: casual you're getting on the reservation unless you're going to

825
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 4: the gallery, you're going to the mall. But for if

826
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,240
Speaker 4: you want to go to Pine and Crane or Joy,

827
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 4: kind of the ultimate fast casual experience. And I love

828
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 4: it so good. But Thai food, everything about it to

829
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 4: me screams, this could be you can the curry is

830
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 4: going to be simmering no matter what. It's ready to go.

831
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 3: This podcast is about ty food, right.

832
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,760
Speaker 4: I wouldn't mind. I used to work at a tai restaurant. Really, yes,

833
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 4: I worked at Simply Tie in Sandy, Utah. They used

834
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 4: uh they recently switched ownership, so I can't speak to

835
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,439
Speaker 4: the quality anymore. But it used to be very good,

836
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 4: and I ate. I mean I think back now on

837
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 4: the like truly like gallons of curry I would eat.

838
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 4: I don't know why the work my body was putting in,

839
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 4: UNBELI it's incredible superhuman. I would truly like thirty ounces

840
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 4: of yellow curry and rice I'm eating for one meal.

841
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 3: I think that's awesome. I the best typehood I've ever had,

842
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 3: because this is a typepood podcast was I think, yes,

843
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 3: I believe it's called it's called like Lotus of Siam

844
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:24,240
Speaker 3: in Las Vegas, Okay, and I knowally nothing really.

845
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 4: Oh it's so good. Believe I'm not a Las Vegas person,

846
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 4: but I would go there for that typhoon.

847
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 3: I would absolutely go there. I am not tied. I

848
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 3: am also clinically stupid, but this food was so.

849
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 4: It is fantastic and super affordable, so good, so affordable.

850
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 4: Everything about it just now I feel like I have

851
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 4: to go to Las Vegas, so I don't like to

852
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 4: hear that.

853
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 3: And there's a place called I think it's Chef Kenny's

854
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 3: Vegetarian dim Sum. I loved it.

855
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 4: Maybe I just like go to eat, avoid the strip

856
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 4: and eat at these.

857
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 3: Eat and like kind of you can do some Formula

858
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 3: one racing or whatever.

859
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe Las Vegas has some fast casual tie that

860
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 4: I'm not familiar with.

861
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 3: Las Vegas reach outa Las Vegas hive active in.

862
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 4: Oka.

863
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 3: Are you gonna I'm gonna get in here.

864
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 4: I'm get in here. Oh I should have guessed about

865
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 4: this far out of the bag. I knew that I

866
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 4: was holding. It's the Eiffel Tower, speaking of Las Vegas. Yes,

867
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 4: like kind of the original home of the Eiffel Tower. Yes, wow,

868
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 4: I have two gorgeous little decorations.

869
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,240
Speaker 3: And again the cow is min the cow is yours, which.

870
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 4: I'm not thrilled to hear. Yeah, yeah, but ultimately you

871
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 4: need to take this home and put it on your

872
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 4: mantle exactly, or put it uh in the kitchen next

873
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 4: to your cookie jar, something like this. I meanwhile, have

874
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 4: something that could double as a weapon, easily blind someone.

875
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 3: So I thought you could use a little class in here.

876
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 3: Just give in to a Nam kennesseeing.

877
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 4: Again, the windows are broken.

878
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:10,760
Speaker 3: It's just it's pretty speaky. And what is more classy

879
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 3: than the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas?

880
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 4: We love? What is that? Is it the Parisian or

881
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 4: is it the Paris?

882
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 3: It simply couldn't be called the Paris, right, the Paris

883
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 3: Las Vegas. It is Paris, Las Vegas, Paris, Las Vegas,

884
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 3: Las Vegas.

885
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 4: Such a sad thing to hear.

886
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 3: It's so confusing, it's like an AI generated name.

887
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,879
Speaker 4: Paris Las Vegas. Yeah, I have never heard that. I've

888
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 4: been to this place, yeah multiple times. Yeah, never thought, oh,

889
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 4: I'm in the Paris Las Vegas.

890
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

891
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,919
Speaker 4: I thought it was a little classier than that. Now

892
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 4: I'm thinking worse of it. Okay, Well, this casino is

893
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:58,720
Speaker 4: not as classy as I thought it would be. Yeah,

894
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 4: have you been to either Paris Las Vegas or Paris, France.

895
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 3: I've been to Paris, France, Okay, and I was little.

896
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 3: It was a family trip and it was very pretty.

897
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 3: I maybe didn't understand the art because I was eleven,

898
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 3: but it was very pretty. I think French food, except

899
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 3: for the desserts that sucks.

900
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 4: It's a hard thing for me to get on board

901
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 4: with because it is all and French people reach out.

902
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 4: I do like a well made French sandwich and I

903
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 4: love a cheese, but like, I can't really conceive of

904
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,799
Speaker 4: like a French meal. I would really haven't.

905
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 3: They haven't made them. They haven't cracked that recipe to

906
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 3: make a meal.

907
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 4: Actually, French food famously everyone hates and it's trash.

908
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 3: Listen, unless you consider bread and cheese and meal, which

909
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 3: if you're European maybe.

910
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: You do.

911
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:57,320
Speaker 3: French don't have I don't like I'm also vegetarians. I

912
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:01,760
Speaker 3: got a huge bias buttered beef, plain carrots or whatever.

913
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 4: It's a very just a butter forward food and butter rocks.

914
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 4: But eventually it's like I want a little spice here

915
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 4: or something. Let's let's throw some sort of literally any spice,

916
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 4: and like.

917
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 3: Can I have a little fiber? Can I have something else?

918
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:27,800
Speaker 3: Something to get the bm's movement. I don't want buttered.

919
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 4: Beef, buttered cheese.

920
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it constipated all around in France.

921
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 4: This is not making me question when I was in Paris.

922
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 4: Not to brag as an adult, not to brag, I

923
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 4: don't remember having any bad food experiences, but I yeah,

924
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 4: I don't remember having any that like really blew my

925
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:49,959
Speaker 4: mind either.

926
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 3: Listen, you said it. It sucks. The food is gross, Uh,

927
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 3: French technique whatever? Who cares? Except for patisserie pat.

928
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,240
Speaker 4: Your child drive off a cliff?

929
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 2: Nah?

930
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 3: Who cares? Okay? Literally who cares? There? There? You will

931
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 3: go to a front restaurant and they will charge you

932
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 3: eighty five dollars for a bagap really technical, incredible.

933
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:13,760
Speaker 5: Wow.

934
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 3: You will go to a Chinese restaurant where someone is

935
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 3: pulling noodles in front of you, making chili oil in

936
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 3: front of you, and they're like two dollars and You're like, wow,

937
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 3: this is unbelievable. The christ disparity is crazy.

938
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 4: It's wild. I mean, especially within the United States. If

939
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 4: you're going to a French restaurant, my night is ruined.

940
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 4: I know, my night is ruined because it's going to

941
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 4: be so expensive and it is going to be buttered chicken,

942
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 4: which again great, it's a very simple thing, but I

943
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,479
Speaker 4: want a little bit more flair. I need a little

944
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 4: bit and not just in the making of but in

945
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 4: the tasting of. Yes. Yes, French people are so mad

946
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 4: right now, they're so proud.

947
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 3: Of they're lip pissed.

948
00:47:55,480 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 4: And French people again reach out by The one thing

949
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 4: I can remember about the Eiffel Tower, which was absolutely

950
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,839
Speaker 4: the opposite of class. When I was there, was right

951
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 4: beside it an absolute rat farm. The amount of rats

952
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 4: I saw in the square footage, I mean it was

953
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:19,399
Speaker 4: the absolute Manhattan Tokyo of rats. They were on top

954
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 4: of each other. Wow.

955
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 3: See, Okay, I find this interesting for many reasons. One

956
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 3: I can't remember is the Eiffel Tower. One of those

957
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 3: tourist attractions. That's actually is it like in a nice

958
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 3: area or is it in a kind of like more

959
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 3: dirty area or.

960
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 4: Something good question. Paris is hard to tell me what

961
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 4: I do. As a dumb American, I'm like, oh, this

962
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 4: is all so outstanding and beautiful. Yeah, at the time

963
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 4: it was night, so maybe some of the dinginess was gone.

964
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 4: But what I remember is the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, the

965
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 4: river somewhere nearby, I think at a crepe place that

966
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 4: was putting too much nutella on things. I'm not a

967
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 4: nutella person.

968
00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 3: Okay, rider that psycho. There's no such thing as a hotel.

969
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 3: But continue. The French only have deserve to get into this. Yeah,

970
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 3: I'm happy to get you.

971
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 4: And then truly, I would estimate four to five thousand rats.

972
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 3: So yeah, that's so fascinating because like, okay, another hierarchy thing.

973
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 3: We always associate Paris with sophistication and blah blah blah blahs,

974
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 3: like every major city has rats, so shut off, Paris

975
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 3: has rats. The third thing that is interesting is.

976
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 4: Ratit doing right French? Okay, he's making the disgusting ratitude

977
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 4: food that No, it looks totally unappealing.

978
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 3: What do you and what do you mean? What do

979
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 3: you mean? Which food?

980
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 4: Do you mean that he's making the literal ratitudey dish?

981
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 4: Which is what squash?

982
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 3: Okay?

983
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 4: Are you tomato sauce?

984
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 3: There's something messed up about me. I think squash sucks.

985
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 3: I'm a vegetarian, so I have a right to all

986
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 3: sail this because I've been eating a lot of weird

987
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 3: vegetarian food that people give to me where you're on

988
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 3: set and they're like, you're a vegetarian. There's steamed zucchini

989
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 3: and squash in this tray, and you're like.

990
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 4: We dropped by the hospital on our way here and

991
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 4: picked you something up, and.

992
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 3: Picked up all the sick vegetables from their death beds.

993
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 3: And I think that those vegetables kind of suck. They

994
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 3: don't taste like anything unless you deeply think about the seasoning,

995
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 3: which you are allowed to do.

996
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 4: But people just don't or put them in a soup

997
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 4: or put.

998
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 3: Them in something. And I think zucchini bread rocks. I

999
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 3: think fried zucchini rocks. But just like plain zucchini as

1000
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 3: it is often served is a NaSTA and rattaitudi is

1001
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 3: the only form that I really like. Those vegetables, and

1002
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 3: because the only when I do it, because I make

1003
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 3: so much sauce and I put like eight hundred pounds

1004
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 3: of garlic in it.

1005
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 4: Oh okay, this is making more sense.

1006
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,959
Speaker 3: And I make that shit seasoned. It tastes good. Come over,

1007
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 3: I make it remy style, rat style.

1008
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 4: Is it beautiful? Yeah? I've never had it, and I've

1009
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 4: avoided it because of these reasons. Yes, the squash of it.

1010
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:51,839
Speaker 3: No, Richard, I will make you rat style ratitude where

1011
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 3: it is good and it makes you think of a

1012
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,359
Speaker 3: childhood memory and you start crying.

1013
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 4: In my house made by the delicate hands of a rat,

1014
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,320
Speaker 4: ye little hands.

1015
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 3: Or I'll go into your house again while you're not

1016
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 3: there and I'll make it for you underneath my chef's hat.

1017
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 4: Uh, how did we get to you've rat it to it?

1018
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1019
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 4: I really like the movie rated to it. I love that,

1020
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 4: you know, the like ironic like re embracement of it.

1021
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 4: During COVID, I was like, I could do without.

1022
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 3: We need to stop putting irony on everything. Everyone can

1023
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 3: just be a little more sincere and have some just.

1024
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 4: Be like, oh, it was a great movie about a

1025
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 4: rat making food. Yeah, let's move on. Yeah, I don't

1026
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 4: need everything that you remember from when you were nine

1027
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 4: suddenly becoming a punchline. No, thank you, use a little

1028
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 4: bit more thought comes off and my apologies just basically

1029
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 4: all of TikTok no.

1030
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 3: I mean, hey, just for any young common readers, A

1031
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 3: reference is not a joke quoting a TV shows Did you.

1032
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 4: Live through the Space Jam?

1033
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 3: Hell? I, it's tough because I genuinely loved that movie

1034
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 3: as a kid. It is sort of inscrutable as an adult.

1035
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 3: But I used to watch that in Stoutfire like every

1036
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 3: day after school because there's like two the only v

1037
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 3: just as we had. But yes, people do love to

1038
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 3: be like posting a picture and being like remember and

1039
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 3: then nothing more. When they tried to make Lola mid

1040
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 3: or whatever that that.

1041
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 4: Journey was, we should have just left well enough alone.

1042
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 4: But it was. Yeah, there was that period of time

1043
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 4: for probably twenty eleven to twenty fifteen when you knew

1044
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 4: someone wasn't funny when by how much Space Jam referencing

1045
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:39,720
Speaker 4: they were doing.

1046
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,320
Speaker 3: Now, can I out myself a little?

1047
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 4: I hope this is some devis Okay.

1048
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 3: It's humiliating for me, but also kind of cool of me.

1049
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 3: So in two thousand and seven, I got Tumblr for

1050
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 3: the first time.

1051
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 4: Okay, classic time.

1052
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 3: Classic time to get a Tumblr, and I got space

1053
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 3: jam dot tumblr dot com. I was just like, oh,

1054
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 3: I genuinely think this movie is really fun and the

1055
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 3: amount of people that massive to me, it was like,

1056
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 3: can iver handle? Can I ever handle climb handle? I

1057
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:09,479
Speaker 3: was like, wa, cyber squatter, Yes, uh, it was really

1058
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 3: really crazy, and so I I kind of witnessed, sort

1059
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:15,760
Speaker 3: of in a really deep way, the space gam nostalgia

1060
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 3: like coming up and then I bet the request stopped coming.

1061
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 3: They always stop.

1062
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 4: That makes sense. Well, you were really you were an

1063
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,880
Speaker 4: early investor in this nostalgia trap.

1064
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 3: I thought before every I remembered stuff before everybody else did.

1065
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,839
Speaker 4: Good for you, yea, so impressive. Yeah, what other things

1066
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 4: are you remembering?

1067
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 3: And saying? Beanie babies? I'm remembering furbies?

1068
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 4: Can you believe that things used to be crazy?

1069
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:49,879
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1070
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 4: Can you?

1071
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Before Diddy even we didn't have to

1072
00:53:55,680 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 3: catch crazy Remember ferbies? Did you did you ever see

1073
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 3: long furbies?

1074
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:02,839
Speaker 4: What?

1075
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 3: You simply have to google long Ferbie?

1076
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 4: I'm doing it right now.

1077
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 3: Are we allowed to acknowledge you have a computer in

1078
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 3: front of you.

1079
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 4: We'll edit that out entirely people. The listener has never

1080
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 4: thought I had a computer, and that would really shatter

1081
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 4: their reality.

1082
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 3: So I'm going to just tell you you use your

1083
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 3: Google glass. He has Google glass.

1084
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 4: I'm kind of staring at the table, staring straight. I'm

1085
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 4: looking at the ceiling. Okay, I've got my eyes on long,

1086
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,840
Speaker 4: long and longer Ferbie. Yes, is this was this a

1087
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 4: Furby sanctioned product? I mean you can take a peek here.

1088
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:42,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, So this isn't sanctioned by anybody, to be honest.

1089
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 3: So these are people in their homes, beautiful minded people

1090
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 3: that are I love these people that are taking Ferbies

1091
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 3: and repurposing them into weird versions of Ferbies. So it'll

1092
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 3: be like a Ferbie with big muscular arms and a

1093
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 3: big snake body that is like the size of a

1094
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 3: car for some reas, or like a Ferby with iguana

1095
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 3: legs that has like ten faces or something.

1096
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 4: Ooh, there's one that's almost like earthworm esque. It's very smooth.

1097
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,319
Speaker 4: I'm taking a picture of this one.

1098
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:14,240
Speaker 3: Smooth is a big, big tenet of smooth.

1099
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 4: Intestines. That's intestines.

1100
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 3: Yes, I've seen her.

1101
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 4: That's a tapeworm.

1102
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 3: Tapeworm Ferby we all have one. So these people are

1103
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 3: just like creative crafts people. And sometimes they talk like

1104
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 3: they have the functionality of a Ferby. It's so funny today.

1105
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 4: Wow, these are and there are so many of them.

1106
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 4: I love a good, just community coming together online. I

1107
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 4: wonder what patient zero was for long Kirby.

1108
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 3: Oh I wish there was a long Kirby.

1109
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 4: Oh my god, no new thing. Damn, people are drawing

1110
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 4: long Kirby. I should draw a long If I had

1111
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 4: paper right now, I'd be drawing long Kirby.

1112
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 3: Can I make another confession? Yes, I wrote a sketch

1113
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 3: about a sexy Kirby. So I think if you google

1114
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 3: sexy Kirby you will find me.

1115
00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 4: I'm googling it now. I'm turning off. Say search sexy.

1116
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 3: And again on his Google blas.

1117
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,720
Speaker 4: Now searching sexy Ferby.

1118
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 3: Pritcher, you're getting all your words, jimble jamble.

1119
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 4: Well, now I have to look at sexy Ferby. And

1120
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 4: because of course.

1121
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:15,439
Speaker 3: They're sexy first there is Yes, those are.

1122
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 4: Hot Ferby in fish and fish net tights.

1123
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I love what people are doing with

1124
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 3: their skills, like these are good drawings. These are good artists.

1125
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 4: These are people who went to art school.

1126
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, possibly engineers for some of the ferbies that actually work.

1127
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm now looking at Sexy Kirby. Oh you're number

1128
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 4: one in the search yourself. There you are the video. Okay,

1129
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 4: that's a little something for me to watch after. That's

1130
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,359
Speaker 4: a little treat. Wow, I'm so excited. And then I've

1131
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 4: got look at the gallery of photos this Sexy Kirby is.

1132
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,240
Speaker 4: Now I feel like this we're bordering on sexual harassment.

1133
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 4: This is a workplace.

1134
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 3: This is a workplace. But I'm like, I literally was like,

1135
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,400
Speaker 3: did they steal my design?

1136
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 4: Is that part of yourself?

1137
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 2: Well?

1138
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:57,360
Speaker 3: I had to pay an artist to create three D

1139
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 3: Sexy Kirby arts, so I have emails with them, but

1140
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,319
Speaker 3: are like can can you show the nipples or whatever?

1141
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:05,320
Speaker 3: Like it's so crazy, but I love this community. But

1142
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:06,839
Speaker 3: the reason I wrote that scotch just because I think

1143
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 3: it's so funny, because that takes a real three D

1144
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,440
Speaker 3: artist to make. They cost to do this with that skill.

1145
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, they had to learn something. Yeah, like take years

1146
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 4: of like getting into these programs, yes, and then having

1147
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 4: a genuine talent to start with. Yes, And now meanwhile

1148
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 4: suddenly they have like this polygonal Kirby with giant breast.

1149
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like if you like learned how to become

1150
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 3: like a mechanical engineer and you could like build a

1151
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 3: full German car, and you decide to make like a

1152
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 3: car that focks a robot or something that's like, I don't.

1153
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 4: Know, Wow, incredible. I'm surprised Nintendo hasn't shut you down.

1154
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 4: They might be coming for you.

1155
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 3: He's down down. I don't make any money off of it.

1156
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 3: I lost money doing it. I paid somebody.

1157
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, now that we've discussed these two things, I

1158
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 4: feel like we need to get a sexy long Kirby,

1159
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 4: a long Kirby, a sexy long Ferby, and potentially a

1160
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 4: Ferbie Kirby that feels like that's let's try to see

1161
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 4: if I'm googling Galore today. Ferbie Kirby, Ferbie Kirby, of

1162
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 4: course it exists.

1163
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 3: And then for miss Peaky Freby Kooby.

1164
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 4: You know, they're less options as far as Ferbie Kirby goes,

1165
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 4: but there's at least one on Etsy.

1166
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 3: And I love the people of Etsy, and they're doing

1167
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 3: good work forging this stuff to be tactile, taking these

1168
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 3: drugs and making them a weird item I can hold.

1169
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 4: I wonder what Kirby has anybody ever kind of nailed

1170
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,040
Speaker 4: down what Kirby is.

1171
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 3: In my estimation, No.

1172
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 4: And Kirby's gender neutral as far as I know, I

1173
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 4: think so, although we just look. I think Kirby's whatever

1174
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 4: you want Kirby to be.

1175
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 3: I think that's nice because but it's it begs the

1176
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 3: question what does Kirby want to be?

1177
00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 4: And Kirby, I feel like, doesn't know because Kirby's always

1178
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 4: sucking up different things and trying to be different objects.

1179
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 3: That's heartbreaking.

1180
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 4: It's hard to hear.

1181
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 3: It's really hard to hear.

1182
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 4: It has no idea who it is.

1183
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 3: Oh oh, there could be like a teen like puberty movie, like, yeah,

1184
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 3: Kirby's like sucking up the cheerleader, sucking up the ted

1185
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 3: quarterback to be like I want to be cool. And

1186
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 3: then it's like, no, this is our pitch, this is

1187
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 3: our pit, and it's like, Kirby, you need to suck

1188
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 3: up yourself.

1189
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 4: The end of the movie, Kirby sucks itself up and

1190
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 4: destroys reality.

1191
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, that's actually a good movie idea. Hold on, wait,

1192
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 3: we're two professional writers. That's actually a good movie.

1193
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 4: Idea take away from this movie is if you embrace yourself,

1194
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 4: the universe ends. Yeah, it's nothing but bad. Yes, so

1195
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 4: try to be other people. Try to try the others. Yes, wow,

1196
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:56,360
Speaker 4: wow to get to sexy Ferbye Kirby Long Kirby, Long Furby.

1197
00:59:56,680 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 4: Did I look up long Kirby. No, that's that's the

1198
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 4: last one. And of course we've got long Curby as

1199
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 4: long as you want look at that.

1200
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I was worried when I saw them. One

1201
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 3: with legs, I'm like, that's not long. But the first

1202
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 3: one satisfies the brief.

1203
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 4: Yes, we're starting to get into some uncomfortable territory with

1204
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 4: the shape. And then the one with legs is really

1205
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 4: I mean it's got great legs.

1206
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 3: I can't lie. Yeah, obviously it does great legs. I'm

1207
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 3: not crazy.

1208
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 4: I'm I'm not gonna lie about that. Those legs and

1209
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 4: some stilettos and Kirby's on.

1210
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 3: I'm sure of those legs, you know what I mean?

1211
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 4: Wow, the internet has got it all. I think there's

1212
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 4: Kirby with some disgusting long legs. Okay, I'm gonna also

1213
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 4: shoot this one. Yeah, we've gone too far with this

1214
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 4: Kirby that Okay, we're body shaming Kirby.

1215
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:55,240
Speaker 3: That one's too much for a few reasons, because there's

1216
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 3: too many unusual things, like if Kirby remained the shape

1217
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 3: that they're supposed to be, and then you just had

1218
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 3: these ultravascular like drank a bunch of cranberry juice and

1219
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 3: no water, did a bunch of push ups before this

1220
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 3: picture was taken. Sure, but like the legs are cheo vascular.

1221
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 3: Kirby has been elongated into like a like a cone shape, yes,

1222
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 3: And then it's what's going on with its feet.

1223
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 4: It's got two little red shoes which it obviously can't tie.

1224
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 4: It arms aren't long enough to reach. So this Kirby

1225
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 4: is just its life as hell. It went too far

1226
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 4: with the HGH. Yeah, human growth hormone, although we don't

1227
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,240
Speaker 4: know if that would affect a Kirby.

1228
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 3: So we don't. No one's tested it.

1229
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 4: I'm sure somebody has created some art to do, you know.

1230
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 3: Or is doing it right now. Kirby taking HGH.

1231
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 4: Getting shot up by that. What's the penguin friend or

1232
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 4: the little king penguin that's in Kirby?

1233
01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 3: Oh king dd?

1234
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:01,480
Speaker 4: Like what a poll that was for me?

1235
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 3: That's a little Maria guy.

1236
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 4: That's no, that's uh, I'm gonna Kirby has I think

1237
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:10,240
Speaker 4: a friend. Oh it's named King d d D Oh okay,

1238
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:12,560
Speaker 4: d D D D d D and it looks like this.

1239
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah so cute.

1240
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 4: But that's supplying steroids to Kirby.

1241
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 3: I think I've seen King D D D like bikini

1242
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 3: artwork before.

1243
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 4: Well, now I'm looking it up.

1244
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:30,600
Speaker 3: Let's see here, totally messing up your search. Okay, if

1245
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 3: you say I'm the first result, I'm going to pass away.

1246
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 4: I like, I almost feel like it would be irresponsible

1247
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 4: to turn the computer towards you.

1248
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 2: Right.

1249
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 3: Oh no, wait is it? Is it the fake video

1250
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 3: game people made of King D D D like selling

1251
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:47,920
Speaker 3: bikinis on an island or something that?

1252
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:52,200
Speaker 4: No, the first one of the first we'll have to

1253
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 4: get back to whatever you're just describing. But the first

1254
01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 4: image search result is his head on a so human

1255
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 4: woman's body of photo and she's like slowly removing her

1256
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 4: bikini top. For what reason? For who?

1257
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:13,360
Speaker 3: Photoshop can be purchased by anybody, That's what we have

1258
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 3: to remember. Anyone can use the illustrator.

1259
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 4: Okay, now I found here's that Maybe this is what

1260
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:19,600
Speaker 4: you were referencing though.

1261
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 3: This is Yeah, there's some like fake prototype video games.

1262
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 3: I think got taken down my Nintendo. That's like King

1263
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 3: Ddd's excelling skimpy bikinis on the Island of whatever.

1264
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 4: God bless us everybody.

1265
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 3: You guys are doing awesome stuff.

1266
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 4: It's just incredible work. And King d d D has

1267
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 4: got There's just so many things going on on the internet.

1268
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 4: People are putting the effort in, they're showing off their talents. Yes,

1269
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:51,520
Speaker 4: and we support them.

1270
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:52,920
Speaker 3: Yes, get into Risdie.

1271
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:58,160
Speaker 4: You can do no wrong in this category. Okay, we've

1272
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 4: to move away from.

1273
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 3: Remember Bridger also, when I said this please needs more clubs,

1274
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 3: it's because you're looking up smut this podcast.

1275
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:15,120
Speaker 4: I start with, have you ever been to Paris? I'm

1276
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:23,000
Speaker 4: looking at like a naked photos but Kirby huge ass.

1277
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:27,880
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Well is there anything? Is there anything left

1278
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:32,240
Speaker 4: to say about the Eiffel Tower? Do you know where

1279
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:34,240
Speaker 4: the Eiffel? Why they built the Eiffel Tower. I feel

1280
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 4: like we should at least give a fact on this podcast.

1281
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,680
Speaker 3: Was it like to compete?

1282
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 4: It was built for the World's Fair. Yeah, and I

1283
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:46,600
Speaker 4: guess everybody eventually got on board with it sticking around.

1284
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:49,480
Speaker 4: And then the reason the Ferris wheel was built was

1285
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 4: in it was kind of a response to the Eiffel Tower.

1286
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:55,360
Speaker 4: They built the first Ferriss wheel. I think at the

1287
01:04:55,440 --> 01:05:00,600
Speaker 4: Chicago World Fair. That one doesn't have quite a classic

1288
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 4: of a story. It kind of is now just traveling

1289
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,560
Speaker 4: with different circuses or whatever carnivals.

1290
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:10,440
Speaker 3: It's so interesting to hear when like famous monuments are

1291
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:14,240
Speaker 3: like a response to something, right, Sadly, no one actually

1292
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 3: just wanted to make it. They're just like, oh, yeah,

1293
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:20,440
Speaker 3: I can make a big object.

1294
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,760
Speaker 4: That's uh. I guess that's what you did before the internet,

1295
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:28,000
Speaker 4: when you had like a you know, adding someone. Instead

1296
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:32,000
Speaker 4: you would build a beautiful architectural thing. Yeah.

1297
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:36,600
Speaker 3: The fair swells like the original sub tweet or something like, hmmm.

1298
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:42,320
Speaker 4: It kind of was and it flopped. I mean it

1299
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 4: we still have them, but.

1300
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:45,920
Speaker 3: Got ratioed bad.

1301
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 4: Everybody knew that thing was going to be boring. Yes,

1302
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 4: just kind of swinging there and looking junkie blowing in

1303
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:56,600
Speaker 4: the wind. Yeah, Okay, Well we got some facts out

1304
01:05:56,680 --> 01:06:00,200
Speaker 4: and that's impressive and that's why people turn into tune

1305
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:05,240
Speaker 4: into this podcast, Yeah, to learn about iconic architectural structures. Yeah,

1306
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:09,080
Speaker 4: I think it's time to play a game. Okay, I

1307
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:12,040
Speaker 4: think I think we're gonna play a game called Gift

1308
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:14,000
Speaker 4: Master today. We haven't played it in a long time.

1309
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,360
Speaker 4: I needed a number between one and ten. I was

1310
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 4: gonna say one and three from you. That feels sun two.

1311
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:22,400
Speaker 3: Did I win?

1312
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:26,360
Speaker 4: Maybe that should be the new rule for the games.

1313
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 4: Pick a game, pick a number between one. Uh No,

1314
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 4: pick a number between one and ten.

1315
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:33,720
Speaker 3: Three.

1316
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,400
Speaker 4: Okay, I have to do some light calculating to get

1317
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:39,280
Speaker 4: our game pieces. Okay, So right now you can promote, recommend,

1318
01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:40,520
Speaker 4: do whatever you want.

1319
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 3: Okay. In terms of things I'd like to promote, I

1320
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:48,040
Speaker 3: have a little newsletters and that's freaking free at buttondown

1321
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 3: dot com slash Rayka Schunker r e k h A

1322
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:54,480
Speaker 3: s h A n k A r Shunker like Bunker

1323
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 3: and I just have creative stuff and I answer questions

1324
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 3: in the inbox and tell you what I'm doing live shows. Also,

1325
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:03,880
Speaker 3: you can just like follow me on Instagram at Raika

1326
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:09,680
Speaker 3: Underscore ass r ekh Underscore ass is in Samantha. Isn't

1327
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:10,040
Speaker 3: that cool?

1328
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:14,280
Speaker 4: I've never clapped on this podcast, but I felt like

1329
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 4: I had to clap. That was just so efficient. I

1330
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 4: didn't know you had a newsletter.

1331
01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:20,360
Speaker 3: I do, and that's simply why I have to promote it.

1332
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:21,560
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to get into it.

1333
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:21,960
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1334
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:23,560
Speaker 4: I love to get a nice little newsletter.

1335
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:26,160
Speaker 3: You know, I show pictures of my roommate's dog.

1336
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:30,680
Speaker 4: Oh, so you're just using people in your life. Interesting,

1337
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 4: that's what a newsletter is. I take.

1338
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:36,080
Speaker 3: I take it take and I regard to it's an aggregate.

1339
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:37,200
Speaker 3: It's a fuck Jerry newsletter?

1340
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,240
Speaker 4: Does that still exist? Funck Jerry?

1341
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1342
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:44,200
Speaker 4: Was the Fat Jewish? Those were the two that like

1343
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 4: would just steal everybody's stuff and then became very famous. Yes,

1344
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:50,280
Speaker 4: And I think Fat Jewish ended up in a Charlie

1345
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 4: XCX video and that was a line. That's when I

1346
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:57,440
Speaker 4: was like, what time I lived my life incorrectly? Charlie

1347
01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:58,000
Speaker 4: reach out?

1348
01:07:58,120 --> 01:07:59,919
Speaker 3: Yes, what do we have to freaking door?

1349
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,680
Speaker 4: Ready to get this woman's life.

1350
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:04,400
Speaker 3: Charlie XCX video. I feel like everybody is in one.

1351
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:08,040
Speaker 4: How much coke do I have to do? Come on, Charlie.

1352
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:12,480
Speaker 4: I feel like we'd be on similar wavelengths with Charlie. Oh.

1353
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 3: Yes, that's like one of those loves, like we'd get along.

1354
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:17,679
Speaker 3: Just just reach.

1355
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,720
Speaker 4: Out I have been banging the Charlie drum for it

1356
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 4: at least a decade. Charlie reach Out. The Fat Jewish

1357
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:24,760
Speaker 4: stole a bunch of tweets, and he ended up in

1358
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:25,559
Speaker 4: one of your videos.

1359
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:27,200
Speaker 3: I haven't stolen anything from you.

1360
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:30,320
Speaker 4: Yes, come on, I've been nothing but good to you.

1361
01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:34,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, donating my Spotify lessons.

1362
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 4: Come on. I feel like I feel kind of inappropriate

1363
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:41,800
Speaker 4: saying the Fat Jewish. But that's what his name was. Okay,

1364
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:45,200
Speaker 4: just so people don't think I'm suddenly.

1365
01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 3: Pushing a button under the table. I can somebody get

1366
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:49,599
Speaker 3: out of here.

1367
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:54,639
Speaker 4: Oh my god, No, No, that was his name. I'm

1368
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:55,160
Speaker 4: just gonna know.

1369
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:58,200
Speaker 3: I actually think it might even be a more offensive

1370
01:08:58,280 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 3: name that he has.

1371
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:01,880
Speaker 4: Do you think that it's offensive that he did it?

1372
01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:05,480
Speaker 3: I think I thought his name was that minus the ish. Oh,

1373
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:06,519
Speaker 3: but I might be wrong.

1374
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 4: Well, I'm simply not going to say.

1375
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:10,559
Speaker 3: And I'm simply not going to say it. It's a

1376
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:12,600
Speaker 3: thing that's offensive for me to say. But if you

1377
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,479
Speaker 3: are a Jewish person, whatever you like.

1378
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:16,960
Speaker 4: Okay, we're doing it some last googling.

1379
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:18,479
Speaker 3: The last Google we'll do today.

1380
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:21,559
Speaker 4: Okay, I could be wrong. Okay. His first name is

1381
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:24,320
Speaker 4: Josh it's at the Fat Jewish.

1382
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:25,280
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm wrong.

1383
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:30,639
Speaker 4: So interesting. Oh but then, okay, looks like he wrote

1384
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:35,559
Speaker 4: a book under the name what we were just not saying.

1385
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,000
Speaker 4: So he's he kind of is in a Kurby situation

1386
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:40,240
Speaker 4: where he doesn't know where he is or who he is.

1387
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:46,559
Speaker 4: No sympathy, zero sympathy for this person. Do not reach out?

1388
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,320
Speaker 4: What are we doing? Are we recording a podcast?

1389
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:50,840
Speaker 3: I think?

1390
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:55,519
Speaker 4: Where am I? This is how we play Charlie reach Out,

1391
01:09:55,720 --> 01:09:58,720
Speaker 4: Just one final button on that. This is how we

1392
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:01,439
Speaker 4: play Gift Master. I'm going to three celebrities, and I'm

1393
01:10:01,439 --> 01:10:03,679
Speaker 4: going to name three gifts, three things you can give away,

1394
01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:05,240
Speaker 4: and you're gonna tell me which gift you would give

1395
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:09,880
Speaker 4: which celebrity and why makes perfect sense, crystal clear? Okay,

1396
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:14,080
Speaker 4: these are the celebrities. Number one Damon John of Shark

1397
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:19,600
Speaker 4: tak Okay, creator of Fu Boo. Number two, Reese Witherspoon,

1398
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:28,639
Speaker 4: book critic. Number three, Mark Zuckerberg, Biggest Loser Alive. There's

1399
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:29,759
Speaker 4: a you know, a tear.

1400
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:31,320
Speaker 3: At this point.

1401
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:33,960
Speaker 4: These are the gifts, Okay, And actually I'm gonna dial

1402
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:35,320
Speaker 4: that back a little bit. This should be a little

1403
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:39,920
Speaker 4: more neutral. Mark Zuckerberg Nope, he is the biggest loser.

1404
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:42,240
Speaker 4: There's no neutral thing I can say about this person.

1405
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:45,719
Speaker 4: These are the thing the things you'll be giving away,

1406
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:50,680
Speaker 4: a high speed chase, a romantic liaison with their optometrist,

1407
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:54,799
Speaker 4: Oh my god, and number three clause.

1408
01:10:55,240 --> 01:11:01,920
Speaker 3: Okay, I I'm gonna give claw Us to Damon because

1409
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:06,280
Speaker 3: I think there could be something cool to do with

1410
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:07,920
Speaker 3: fashion claws.

1411
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:09,920
Speaker 4: Oh if you created.

1412
01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:14,000
Speaker 3: I think I think Fubu has got clothing down. But

1413
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:18,679
Speaker 3: what about claws? What about your claw collection?

1414
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:21,519
Speaker 4: How about a sharp thing extending from your hands?

1415
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:29,960
Speaker 3: Kind of cool idea. I'm gonna give romantic liaison. Wow, Okay.

1416
01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:32,280
Speaker 3: I feel like the stereotypical answer would be to give

1417
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:35,599
Speaker 3: it to Reese, right. I feel like Reese's doesn't need that.

1418
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:37,640
Speaker 3: That would have so much romance in exactly, it's like

1419
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:39,160
Speaker 3: eing like a chocolate maker or chocolate bar.

1420
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:41,920
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm gonna do too much charm, too much charm.

1421
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:44,599
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give her a high speed chase. I think

1422
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:45,719
Speaker 3: she could carry an action movie.

1423
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:48,360
Speaker 4: Oh. I would love to see her blasting down the

1424
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:51,120
Speaker 4: five harmis burning rubber.

1425
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,799
Speaker 3: Yes, or maybe like in season three of Big Little Eyes.

1426
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:57,480
Speaker 4: Oh, She's like why that's how the series is headed exactly.

1427
01:11:57,600 --> 01:11:59,160
Speaker 4: Baryl's hot on her tail.

1428
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:01,439
Speaker 3: And she's got the strange fake teeth in.

1429
01:12:02,479 --> 01:12:05,320
Speaker 4: I forgot about the teeth teeth blowing out in the way.

1430
01:12:05,479 --> 01:12:09,040
Speaker 3: Yes, very Rish got too many wisdom teeth in there.

1431
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:12,920
Speaker 3: It's hard to like. It's crazy. And I'm gonna give

1432
01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:17,920
Speaker 3: Mark Zuckerberg the romantic liaison with his aptometrisy. Yes, yes,

1433
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:23,080
Speaker 3: because in theory this is what happens. Mark is like, Oh,

1434
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:26,960
Speaker 3: I'm trying to see this beautiful picture, but I'm too

1435
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:31,400
Speaker 3: distracted by your beauty, and the optomistress is so distracted

1436
01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:34,800
Speaker 3: and accidentally stabs him in the eye and takes both

1437
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,160
Speaker 3: of them out by accident.

1438
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,880
Speaker 4: It's a very Greek tragedy.

1439
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:42,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sticks. And the optometrist was his mom.

1440
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:47,400
Speaker 4: It's a real false circle.

1441
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really tragic.

1442
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:55,920
Speaker 4: Wow, beautifully played, perfectly played. I would say, thank you, Reese,

1443
01:12:55,960 --> 01:13:00,920
Speaker 4: good luck with the chase. Mark. Hopefully your newfound holes

1444
01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:05,360
Speaker 4: in your face will lead you to doing some soul searching.

1445
01:13:05,479 --> 01:13:05,679
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1446
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,479
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna say, because there's plenty of people who

1447
01:13:07,479 --> 01:13:10,040
Speaker 3: do beautiful things and don't have sight that actually on

1448
01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:13,840
Speaker 3: his way out the automotist was distracted and so all

1449
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:16,240
Speaker 3: their tools were left out, and so Mark trips on

1450
01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:19,160
Speaker 3: it and Pratt falls down some stairs and falls into

1451
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:20,920
Speaker 3: a hole that leads into the sewer and he's covered

1452
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:23,599
Speaker 3: with a shit. And then he's with all the sewer

1453
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:26,960
Speaker 3: rats who are like, he's disgusting. We're eating his food.

1454
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:28,840
Speaker 3: We were trying to cook with his meat, and it's

1455
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:31,200
Speaker 3: disgusting if he's like crap, Rmy and Remy's like I

1456
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:34,000
Speaker 3: know this steaks and they just eat his whole body.

1457
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:38,080
Speaker 4: And the devoured and it's just kind of that skeleton there, Yeah,

1458
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:39,520
Speaker 4: vomited skeleton.

1459
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:40,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1460
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 4: I think kind of the perfect end to the perfect

1461
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 4: day for Mark Zuckerberg. Okay, only I think we should

1462
01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:49,280
Speaker 4: still play your Gift or a Curse? All right, do

1463
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:51,160
Speaker 4: you have a suggestion? This is how we play Gift

1464
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:53,920
Speaker 4: or a Curse? Onalz is gonna name one thing and

1465
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,360
Speaker 4: we're going to each say if it's a gift or

1466
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:56,920
Speaker 4: a curse and why, and then only will tell us

1467
01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:58,679
Speaker 4: if we're correct, because they hold the truth.

1468
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:04,200
Speaker 5: All right, Gifter, a curse, movie theater, collectible popcorn buckets,

1469
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:05,320
Speaker 5: Oh curse?

1470
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:12,080
Speaker 3: Why I don't that's just crap. In my house. I

1471
01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:15,880
Speaker 3: could have a bowl that does the same thing. I

1472
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:19,920
Speaker 3: don't need the dune popcorn bucket that looks like a

1473
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:24,360
Speaker 3: wormhole or whatever. It's taking up too much room for

1474
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:27,000
Speaker 3: something that I will not eat out of because it's

1475
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,200
Speaker 3: too special. But it's supposed to be eaten out of.

1476
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:35,320
Speaker 4: I agree curse. First of all, I'm so tired of

1477
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:38,880
Speaker 4: these things that are built to go viral. Enough is enough.

1478
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:40,720
Speaker 4: I don't care what it looks like. I don't want

1479
01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:43,280
Speaker 4: to see it on whatever stupid website saying you've got

1480
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:49,200
Speaker 4: to see this bucket for no karateu or whatever. Second

1481
01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:51,680
Speaker 4: of all, I don't want to eat popcorn out of

1482
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:53,920
Speaker 4: a plastic object. I want to eat it out of

1483
01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:55,800
Speaker 4: I want to feel that paper on the side, like

1484
01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:57,960
Speaker 4: waxy paper. I don't feel like popcorn is going to

1485
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:02,160
Speaker 4: taste as good coming out of this disgusting, hard plastic.

1486
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:04,519
Speaker 4: It makes no sense to me. Yeah, I think it's

1487
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:07,559
Speaker 4: just a horrible idea. I don't think they should sell them.

1488
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:11,560
Speaker 4: I think everyone that's associated with that should be banished

1489
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:15,400
Speaker 4: from You know, they're using their art skills for evil.

1490
01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:19,839
Speaker 4: They should be drawing long pictures of Kirby in sexy

1491
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:24,040
Speaker 4: costumes and giving them away for free, rather than teaming

1492
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:28,600
Speaker 4: up with AMC to sell you know, the Reese Witherspoon

1493
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:29,920
Speaker 4: car Chase bucket.

1494
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:33,679
Speaker 3: You know its car is such a bad vehicle for popcorn.

1495
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:37,000
Speaker 3: And I didn't even mean to use vehicle. That's a pun.

1496
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:42,519
Speaker 4: Also, I'm just not going to buy your popcorn anyway.

1497
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:44,400
Speaker 4: I don't buy popcorn at the movie theater.

1498
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:46,040
Speaker 3: I have something to say.

1499
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:50,200
Speaker 4: Oh I don't like popcorn. Oh, I am so happy

1500
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:53,200
Speaker 4: to hear this. I am not a popcorn eater. I

1501
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:55,439
Speaker 4: have when people buy it, Like when I'll go to

1502
01:15:55,479 --> 01:15:56,800
Speaker 4: the movies with the move, They'll be like, do you

1503
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:59,200
Speaker 4: want to have some? There's not even a temptation either.

1504
01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:02,080
Speaker 3: I've never I never I like cattle corn, but even

1505
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:02,960
Speaker 3: that I'm never gonna buy.

1506
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:05,400
Speaker 4: No, I like my hand is never like out of

1507
01:16:05,439 --> 01:16:07,040
Speaker 4: control going towards it.

1508
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:09,519
Speaker 3: It's so dry. Yes, at least crap in my teeth.

1509
01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:12,800
Speaker 3: And like I there are just so many other salty snacks.

1510
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:13,759
Speaker 3: I would rather eat.

1511
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:17,080
Speaker 4: A hundred crackers. I will eat before one piece of popcorn.

1512
01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:19,640
Speaker 3: Oh, a club cracker? Are you kidding me?

1513
01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:25,759
Speaker 4: Have you ever had a sociable that's a good cracker?

1514
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:28,880
Speaker 3: Is that like a literal synonym for like club, Like

1515
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:30,200
Speaker 3: what's going on? What's a sociable?

1516
01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:33,040
Speaker 4: It was just a very fancy good cracker. I wasn't

1517
01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:35,720
Speaker 4: actually fancy. I feel like Keebler made them. Oh but

1518
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:38,560
Speaker 4: it had a great name. Yeah, a great snap. Yeah.

1519
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:41,040
Speaker 3: I would love to eat just like a cookie, like

1520
01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:43,440
Speaker 3: a big fat cookie.

1521
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:46,840
Speaker 4: Oh, I make a good one, a very good one.

1522
01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:49,760
Speaker 3: Wait, give it to me. Stop talking about I can

1523
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:50,120
Speaker 3: give it to me.

1524
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:52,000
Speaker 4: Show up at my house when I'm not there.

1525
01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:54,439
Speaker 3: I'll take it from your friend Analis.

1526
01:16:54,479 --> 01:16:56,559
Speaker 4: How did we do well?

1527
01:16:56,640 --> 01:17:00,160
Speaker 5: I have to say, I'm just like about to have

1528
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:04,800
Speaker 5: this release, this big sigh of joy because I have

1529
01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:08,840
Speaker 5: wanted to say the word wrong for so long.

1530
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,040
Speaker 4: God, this is gonna be a big argument.

1531
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:15,040
Speaker 5: Oh I'm ready. I'm ready because what you call evil Bridger,

1532
01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:16,200
Speaker 5: I call whimsy.

1533
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,960
Speaker 3: Call whimsy. You know what we don't have.

1534
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,080
Speaker 5: We used to have a lot of collectible stuff in

1535
01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:25,200
Speaker 5: the nineties. We don't anymore. This is like the one

1536
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:28,000
Speaker 5: place where people actually get to exercise that kind of creativity.

1537
01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:30,800
Speaker 5: And also, who who wants to eat out of a

1538
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:32,559
Speaker 5: bowl at home when you can eat out of a

1539
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:33,519
Speaker 5: collectible bucket?

1540
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:36,599
Speaker 4: On Alice you have never been more wrong. Your job

1541
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:43,360
Speaker 4: is hanging by a thread. Absolutely not, despite you me

1542
01:17:43,479 --> 01:17:44,639
Speaker 4: just saying you're the one with never.

1543
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:47,599
Speaker 5: It's fine because AMC will welcome me with open arms.

1544
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:50,200
Speaker 5: They're going to cancel corn for life.

1545
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:53,960
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, because it's disgusting and they're trying to get as.

1546
01:17:53,920 --> 01:18:00,679
Speaker 4: Much as you get out of my hair. Wrong, wrong, wrong, Okay,

1547
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:04,559
Speaker 4: well we all did perfectly right there. We need to

1548
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:06,600
Speaker 4: answer a listener question. This is called I said no

1549
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:08,920
Speaker 4: emails people write into I said no gifts at gmail

1550
01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:11,320
Speaker 4: dot com. Will you help me answer a question I'd

1551
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:14,880
Speaker 4: love to you. Okay, this is Hello Bridger. Oh, hello

1552
01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:18,160
Speaker 4: Wise Bridger and discerning guests. Okay, we're both on top

1553
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:20,519
Speaker 4: of the world. It is time to plan my daughter's

1554
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:23,680
Speaker 4: eleventh birthday party, and I need some original ideal. I

1555
01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:26,519
Speaker 4: need some original ideas from you, lovely people. It is

1556
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:30,280
Speaker 4: expected to give all it is expected. Oh yeah, I

1557
01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:33,600
Speaker 4: guess I'm sense. It's expected to give all the attendees

1558
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:36,719
Speaker 4: a party favor to say thanks for coming. In the past,

1559
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:39,599
Speaker 4: I have given cheap trinkets from party City that are

1560
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:42,839
Speaker 4: soon thrown away, or I have bought jewelry at Claire's

1561
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,439
Speaker 4: kind of the party city of jewelry. In my opinion,

1562
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:49,439
Speaker 4: that's an editor's note. Jewelry at Claire's on sale that

1563
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:53,160
Speaker 4: still somehow totals almost one hundred dollars. I'd like to

1564
01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:55,559
Speaker 4: get them something that they will truly enjoy but won't

1565
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:58,080
Speaker 4: break the bank. What can I get for a bunch

1566
01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:00,880
Speaker 4: of fifth grade girls who at their last birthday party

1567
01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:03,920
Speaker 4: drew on themselves with red markers and played haunted house

1568
01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:06,240
Speaker 4: in our basement? What am I to do with these

1569
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:09,120
Speaker 4: wild creatures? Yours sincerely? They did not give a name,

1570
01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:11,599
Speaker 4: and they just said exasperated child wrangler, So we don't

1571
01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:13,080
Speaker 4: even know if this is a Oh I guess you

1572
01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:15,320
Speaker 4: said daughter. I was going to say, is this you know,

1573
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:18,599
Speaker 4: the local child's care and that would have been an

1574
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:20,200
Speaker 4: important detail obviously.

1575
01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:24,880
Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, Wow, this is really interesting because I have

1576
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:30,519
Speaker 3: been a fifth grade girl party attendee okay, and I've been,

1577
01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:33,439
Speaker 3: you know, a receiver of a goodie bag, and there.

1578
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:34,920
Speaker 4: Are some ones can speak to this.

1579
01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:38,919
Speaker 3: Yes, a very common item people would put in sometimes,

1580
01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:42,320
Speaker 3: like little tiny notepads. Oh and I found those kind

1581
01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:45,800
Speaker 3: of weird because a notebook is so maybe this is

1582
01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:48,200
Speaker 3: because I always liked writing. I'm like, if I have

1583
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:51,040
Speaker 3: a notebook, it's for like a really specific purpose. So

1584
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:53,559
Speaker 3: like this little tiny notebook on a keychain does nothing

1585
01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:54,880
Speaker 3: for me. With the home I'm supposed to.

1586
01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:57,799
Speaker 4: Write most what are you? You can write a letter? Yeah?

1587
01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:00,400
Speaker 3: And I also would be like, oh it's too pretty,

1588
01:20:00,479 --> 01:20:03,600
Speaker 3: I won't write in it. I'm like, what is it's

1589
01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:04,160
Speaker 3: very much?

1590
01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:06,559
Speaker 4: Bucket energy? Popcorn? Bucket energy?

1591
01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:06,840
Speaker 1: Yes?

1592
01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:13,879
Speaker 4: Worthless? Yes? Worthless? Uh? Okay, So you're saying, don't get those, don't.

1593
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:16,000
Speaker 3: Get those, I'm gonna start negative, don't get those.

1594
01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:19,479
Speaker 4: I'm gonna start positive and say, have you ever heard

1595
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:20,360
Speaker 4: of a tutsi roll?

1596
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:21,439
Speaker 3: Candy?

1597
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:23,080
Speaker 4: And about a single tutsi roll?

1598
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:26,920
Speaker 3: Food items are good? Okay, single tutsi roll would be

1599
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:31,960
Speaker 3: such a bummer goodie bag. They're gonna spend more on

1600
01:20:32,120 --> 01:20:35,120
Speaker 3: the bag than the tutsi roll. That's like a bag

1601
01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:37,559
Speaker 3: of twotsy rolls. Because with like one hundred twos year olds,

1602
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,800
Speaker 3: you have like ten party guys, you go it ted

1603
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:41,920
Speaker 3: and you, an adult, keeps the rest.

1604
01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:44,200
Speaker 4: This is what you do. You buy a bag of

1605
01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:46,400
Speaker 4: tutsi rolls and as they're on their way out, you say,

1606
01:20:46,439 --> 01:20:48,760
Speaker 4: hold out your hand and you place a tootsy.

1607
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:51,920
Speaker 3: Roll then yeah, perfect, Okay. I don't know what breaking

1608
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:55,640
Speaker 3: the bank in this definition means. If someone gave me,

1609
01:20:56,040 --> 01:20:58,600
Speaker 3: like a full TwixT bar, oh, I would be like,

1610
01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:02,920
Speaker 3: holy frack of course, and that a twix bar is

1611
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:04,439
Speaker 3: like what one fifty two bucks?

1612
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:07,320
Speaker 4: That's a good candy bar. Prices are all over them.

1613
01:21:07,479 --> 01:21:09,439
Speaker 3: All over the map. So I'll say, I'll say, I'll

1614
01:21:09,439 --> 01:21:12,040
Speaker 3: even be crazy. I'll say, like four dollars, that's nuts.

1615
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:14,639
Speaker 4: I'm gonna now, I of course have to compete. I'm

1616
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:17,880
Speaker 4: gonna say, if I were to go to Target right now,

1617
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:21,040
Speaker 4: I could get a twix bar for a dollar twenty nine.

1618
01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:24,960
Speaker 3: Let's do it. Let's say it's between I don't actually

1619
01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:27,280
Speaker 3: think it's four dollars. I just think someone's drain read

1620
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:27,920
Speaker 3: is going to have a.

1621
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:30,360
Speaker 4: Full joined read. They've got your corner. You're there for

1622
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:30,960
Speaker 4: your medicine.

1623
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:33,639
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know how many people at this party,

1624
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:37,519
Speaker 3: let's say fifteen. Sure, I'm like, okay, three bucks, forty

1625
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:39,840
Speaker 3: five bucks, Okay, I would be happy if I got

1626
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:41,080
Speaker 3: a TwixT bar. Leave it a party.

1627
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:44,200
Speaker 4: I think this is because you were born before twenty ten.

1628
01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:48,720
Speaker 4: I feel like children are no longer impressed by a

1629
01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:49,720
Speaker 4: full sized candy bar.

1630
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:52,000
Speaker 3: It was so unbelievable.

1631
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:56,800
Speaker 4: It was together shocking. It was like, oh my god,

1632
01:21:56,920 --> 01:22:00,000
Speaker 4: my parents are broke. My friends they've got this much

1633
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:02,840
Speaker 4: much money is they're just throwing money over and they're

1634
01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:05,360
Speaker 4: giving these things away. But yeah, I don't know that

1635
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:07,519
Speaker 4: a child cares about a full sized candy bar anymore.

1636
01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:11,080
Speaker 4: I could be wrong, okay, but I mean as someone

1637
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:13,280
Speaker 4: you're just at a tutsi roll.

1638
01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:17,920
Speaker 3: Your answer was disturbing. That is that is criminal.

1639
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:20,080
Speaker 4: Behin and I am going to stand behind it. If

1640
01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:23,599
Speaker 4: you want to get fruities, the ones that are fruit flavored, okay,

1641
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:25,599
Speaker 4: go all the way with the fruities.

1642
01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:28,840
Speaker 3: Why are you even eating a tutsi roll? If that's

1643
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:30,320
Speaker 3: the kind of crap.

1644
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:32,080
Speaker 4: Have you had a lime or an orange fruity?

1645
01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:35,479
Speaker 3: No, Because, Delicious, I'm an adult and I have a brain.

1646
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:38,639
Speaker 4: You're an adult who is missing out on life. An

1647
01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:42,400
Speaker 4: orange or lime tutsy for as long as they've been around,

1648
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:46,200
Speaker 4: the flavor profile is very accurate. I mean, I haven't

1649
01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:47,800
Speaker 4: had one in a favor long time, so I don't

1650
01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:50,960
Speaker 4: actually know what I'm saying. Delicious, You're wrong. They're better

1651
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:53,240
Speaker 4: than a classic tutsi roll, because no one knows what

1652
01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:55,519
Speaker 4: a classic tutsi roll is even supposed to taste, Like,

1653
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:57,320
Speaker 4: what is that flavor?

1654
01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:58,639
Speaker 2: I feel so sick.

1655
01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:02,640
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to just have to stuff everything you've

1656
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:06,519
Speaker 3: said down because I think you're crazy. But these kids

1657
01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:08,639
Speaker 3: seem like they like drawing. They droll over themselves.

1658
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:12,800
Speaker 4: Oh yes, which almost sounded like it was in witch territory. Yes,

1659
01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:14,160
Speaker 4: stigmata this kind of thing.

1660
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:19,559
Speaker 3: We'll get them some stigmata or like, what about those

1661
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:22,000
Speaker 3: like pens that like, I mean, these are also kind

1662
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:24,240
Speaker 3: of junk, but that like click and have multiple colors.

1663
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:24,960
Speaker 4: Those are fun.

1664
01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:27,880
Speaker 3: Those are fun and maybe a throwback their throwback. They

1665
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:29,880
Speaker 3: only work like three times.

1666
01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:32,839
Speaker 4: If you're lucky. Each color gets like half a sentence.

1667
01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:35,400
Speaker 3: Hmm.

1668
01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:38,200
Speaker 4: I wonder if they've got like an elevated version of

1669
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:41,439
Speaker 4: that At this point, I feel like they should one

1670
01:23:41,479 --> 01:23:44,200
Speaker 4: that you can count on that you get all three colors, yeah,

1671
01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:47,280
Speaker 4: the green, the red, the blue, Yeah, and you know

1672
01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:50,240
Speaker 4: that the ink will always be there, the welle will

1673
01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:51,720
Speaker 4: never run dry.

1674
01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:52,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1675
01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:55,000
Speaker 4: That feels like a shark tank item.

1676
01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:57,800
Speaker 3: That does Okay? Can I say a psycho pitch that

1677
01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:00,599
Speaker 3: also came to mine? M hmm, A little a little

1678
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:01,679
Speaker 3: bottle of Martin Ellie's.

1679
01:24:03,479 --> 01:24:07,240
Speaker 4: How little classic? You really are all about class?

1680
01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:09,320
Speaker 3: Ultimately, I'm just about classic.

1681
01:24:10,120 --> 01:24:12,160
Speaker 4: You assume everybody is in the gutter and you're trying

1682
01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:12,759
Speaker 4: to elevate.

1683
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:17,680
Speaker 3: These girls are going to school with their little milk boxes.

1684
01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:21,280
Speaker 3: Give them a glass of Martin Ellis. That'll show them

1685
01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:22,879
Speaker 3: what's what at that school.

1686
01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:25,679
Speaker 4: I think that's a great idea, and those are probably

1687
01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:27,840
Speaker 4: each uh well again, I have no.

1688
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:31,960
Speaker 3: Idea because it's in a glass bottle. They probably are

1689
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:33,360
Speaker 3: actually crazy expensive.

1690
01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:33,960
Speaker 2: Thought.

1691
01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:36,479
Speaker 4: I bet you go to Costco they've got, you know,

1692
01:24:36,880 --> 01:24:39,160
Speaker 4: and talk about emergency preparedness.

1693
01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:40,439
Speaker 3: The extra for year, just like you're doing with the

1694
01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:41,040
Speaker 3: chutzi rolls.

1695
01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:44,679
Speaker 4: Tootsi rolls.

1696
01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:47,479
Speaker 3: What a cool parent.

1697
01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:48,599
Speaker 4: That's French food.

1698
01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:51,280
Speaker 3: Oh I wish that was French food.

1699
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:55,160
Speaker 4: Well, I think we answered the question perfectly. They're getting

1700
01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:58,599
Speaker 4: Martinelli's and maybe, if you're lucky, a tutsi roll if

1701
01:24:59,040 --> 01:24:59,599
Speaker 4: they're lucky.

1702
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're lucky, your kids get to eat a

1703
01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:05,320
Speaker 3: fruit flavored thing that could be chocolate.

1704
01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:12,960
Speaker 4: Oh well, don't write back in whoever you were, Rik,

1705
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:14,479
Speaker 4: I've had such a lovely time with you here.

1706
01:25:14,720 --> 01:25:15,519
Speaker 3: Likewise, Bridger.

1707
01:25:15,640 --> 01:25:19,000
Speaker 4: I've got now this little Eiffel tower to class up.

1708
01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:21,600
Speaker 4: Any oh oh, it says Paris on the side, just

1709
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:24,160
Speaker 4: like the like the like the original Eiffel tower.

1710
01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:26,160
Speaker 3: The original one says Paris. You might not see it

1711
01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:28,120
Speaker 3: because it's either that you're too closier or too far

1712
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:28,479
Speaker 3: away you.

1713
01:25:28,479 --> 01:25:30,080
Speaker 4: Can't see, or you're too stunned by the beauty.

1714
01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:31,600
Speaker 3: You might be sun by the beauty, or you're on

1715
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:34,000
Speaker 3: top of it. You can't see it right, but it's there.

1716
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:38,160
Speaker 4: It's a very obvious, i would say, borderline tacky thing.

1717
01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:40,720
Speaker 4: They got on there, and you have your little.

1718
01:25:40,479 --> 01:25:42,800
Speaker 3: Cow because I'm too classy, so I kind of need

1719
01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:45,280
Speaker 3: to rough it up and.

1720
01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:48,960
Speaker 4: You uh to hold some hold I'll say it a

1721
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:49,599
Speaker 4: tootsi roll.

1722
01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:52,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you kind of bite it to it's your

1723
01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:54,639
Speaker 3: own half and kind of stuff. Both pieces in here

1724
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:57,640
Speaker 3: on top of your ice cream. Already very decadent. You

1725
01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:58,120
Speaker 3: could do it.

1726
01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,760
Speaker 4: You could do it. Open that cow if I half chewed.

1727
01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:02,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, in like thirty years.

1728
01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:05,200
Speaker 4: Your estate sale.

1729
01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:07,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to die in thirty years.

1730
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:11,759
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm sorry. This is also kind of a psychic podcast. No,

1731
01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:17,080
Speaker 4: so just get your affairs in order, that's all. I'm saying, no,

1732
01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:18,800
Speaker 4: why do I have to be responsible for that?

1733
01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:21,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do it, you clean up my mess.

1734
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:24,800
Speaker 4: I'm dead. Yeah, I'm suffer here.

1735
01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:27,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I got the cheap funeral where they tell

1736
01:26:27,439 --> 01:26:28,599
Speaker 5: me all the bad things I did.

1737
01:26:30,600 --> 01:26:32,640
Speaker 4: Oh well, thank you for being here, Thank you for

1738
01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:37,120
Speaker 4: having me listener. The podcast is over. What were you expecting?

1739
01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:39,280
Speaker 4: What did you think was going to happen? It's done.

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01:26:39,320 --> 01:26:46,639
Speaker 4: The audio is coming to a complete halt. I love you, goodbye.

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01:26:47,880 --> 01:26:51,439
Speaker 4: I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our

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01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:54,680
Speaker 4: senior producer is on Alise Nelson, and our episodes are

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01:26:54,760 --> 01:26:58,559
Speaker 4: beautifully mixed by Ben Tolliday. The theme song is by

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01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:02,160
Speaker 4: Miracle Worker Amy and we couldn't do it without our booker,

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01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:06,080
Speaker 4: Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram. At

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01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:08,120
Speaker 4: I said no Gifts, that's where you're going to see

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01:27:08,160 --> 01:27:11,120
Speaker 4: pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't

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01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:12,320
Speaker 4: you want to see the gifts?

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01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:15,440
Speaker 3: And I invited you hear.

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Speaker 1: THOUGHTA made myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest to

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01:27:22,680 --> 01:27:30,559
Speaker 1: my home, you gotta come to me empty. And I said,

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01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:32,240
Speaker 1: no guests, you're.

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01:27:32,160 --> 01:27:38,880
Speaker 2: Our presences, presents, And I already had too much stuff.

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Speaker 2: So how do you dare to surbey me