Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Oh my god, this was a champion
Speaker 1: level ship show. This is what this is the most
Speaker 1: I Messine, this is one of the best hours of
Speaker 1: TV I ever seen. Our fifteen hours of TV. Do
Speaker 1: you agree? The acoustics of that weird Hell's tape the
Speaker 1: Blue Church Hotel just that in and of itself, the acoustics.
Speaker 1: Is there an elevator, That's what I want to know.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the staircase. I can't hear this person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been to that. I did a show in that place.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay, well, hello, hello,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of our art of Marines. Accept
Speaker 1: this from from the top. Hello, back to it as
Speaker 1: I went on my first trip in a long time,
Speaker 1: and I'm a little jet like. Hello, welcome to another
Speaker 1: episode of Will You Accept This Rose? My name was
Speaker 1: Armorine coming to you for my bushy garage in Los Angeles, California.
Speaker 1: What an episode of how it was remarkable, just when
Speaker 1: you think, just when you think Ari was like the
Speaker 1: craziest finale, or even Colton like Jessin was on stage
Speaker 1: going I don't know what's going on? Claire, when Claire
Speaker 1: is judging you for your life choices. When they're bringing
Speaker 1: up I don't agree. When they bring out a woman
Speaker 1: who's been stalked by a bachelor and they're like, what
Speaker 1: do you think she should do? As like like like
Speaker 1: literally poor Casey or Cassie. Like they're like, you've been
Speaker 1: stalked by a bachelor, what advice would you give to? Like? Fully, okay,
Speaker 1: okay with me today to break down this episode is
Speaker 1: a man who is thoughtful. Can I just say most
Speaker 1: people this person has been doing shows were in, all
Speaker 1: of our doors are open, but you came and you
Speaker 1: wore your mask. This is a don't want to give people.
Speaker 1: I want people to give it to me. You're you're selfish, selfish?
Speaker 1: He is, he is. He was a writer on Arrested Development,
Speaker 1: he's a stand up comedian on tour who fucking kills us,
Speaker 1: And he is the host of the Dollar But most importantly,
Speaker 1: he is the Dracula of our franchise, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Speaker 1: He just wont us all over so much. In the
Speaker 1: last I feel like it's our anniversary. I feel like
Speaker 1: I feel like he came. I feel like it came on.
Speaker 1: Oh my God. Happy Anniversary Anniversary two days before St.
Speaker 1: Patrick's Davie Our Anniversary, The anniversary anniversary. What did you
Speaker 1: get me? What did you get me? I got you
Speaker 1: non COVID, I got you some more COVID. Yes, I
Speaker 1: went to New York and I got you some more
Speaker 1: COVID and it was thank you, thank you. Also with
Speaker 1: me is a man who's going to go to Paris
Speaker 1: and get a new strain. Did Yankee accent is amazing? Malcy?
Speaker 1: You know this is really held for me being so
Speaker 1: it'll be easy for you to acclimate once you get there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, he I'm going to do the
Speaker 1: whole podcast like that, just so you feel like it's
Speaker 1: like a pregame. It's a pre game. This is a
Speaker 1: man that you know as Heaven and Hell. He is
Speaker 1: he is, He is a Lucifer and then he is
Speaker 1: also on Supernatural. Right. Good for a man who I
Speaker 1: did a self tape with this week and I haven't
Speaker 1: heard anything, have you know, ma'am? That's a good sign.
Speaker 1: But I was gonna say that was I think that's
Speaker 1: that's going to be my champion. That's okay, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: So you were gonna say what pushing through healthy risk. Right.
Speaker 1: My name is Rob Bennedict. We're obsessed with you. I'm
Speaker 1: obsessed with you. And the other day we did something
Speaker 1: we've never done before. Yes, we got We both had
Speaker 1: an audition for the same show, the same project, and
Speaker 1: I came, we're here and we knocked it out. I
Speaker 1: have to tell you, so I I went to over
Speaker 1: the weekend, I went to New York with Lauren Lokis
Speaker 1: for Girls to Love Her and I said to her,
Speaker 1: she loves you. And I was like, Okay, okay, she
Speaker 1: loves you, she loves you, she loves you, Dracula. No,
Speaker 1: She's got a great heaping pile of COVID for you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, But I said to her, I told her
Speaker 1: on the flight, I was like, I have to tell you.
Speaker 1: I did a self tape with Rob Bennedict the other
Speaker 1: day and robb Is, I mean, I've been in a
Speaker 1: movie with you. I know you're but like to do
Speaker 1: it self. Tapes are vulnerable, it's embarrassing. It is pushing
Speaker 1: through its full champion because we honored the commitment with ourselves.
Speaker 1: Whether we get it or not, we shut up like
Speaker 1: they should give it to us, obviously, but I was
Speaker 1: like I told Lauren, I was like, Rob is so good.
Speaker 1: You're so good, and I have to tell you also
Speaker 1: like you're very handsome in person filming you because self
Speaker 1: tapes like I sometimes feel like not, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna put it in the water. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna speak against myself. I look like a supermodel. You do, nah,
Speaker 1: But I want to say, looking at you on the iPhone,
Speaker 1: I was like, look at round, Holy yeah, look at
Speaker 1: his eyes. Pop are and you and I we just
Speaker 1: missed each other like like trains in the night, trains
Speaker 1: in the night, like trains, big trains in the COVID night.
Speaker 1: Check a check a check and check checker. Together, we
Speaker 1: probably I mean our energy together, we with the house
Speaker 1: would have exploded. I mean I had a really good time.
Speaker 1: It would have been all can you deal with Cats?
Speaker 1: I love Cats the musical because that's a weird today
Speaker 1: for our anniversary, our anniversary, you're celebrating other anniversaries over there.
Speaker 1: I all say that there are two. There are of
Speaker 1: the two. There's there's a lot of listeners who are like, hey,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of listeners who want me and Bachelor
Speaker 1: of the Ear. But there's also a whole segment emails
Speaker 1: today that are, like I say, art and a dracula.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of art and a dracula emails from listeners,
Speaker 1: but there's all artists, that's what they call it. But
Speaker 1: there's a lot of But then there's a lot of
Speaker 1: people that are like, we are art and there's like
Speaker 1: that people like these, Yeah, what is it called the
Speaker 1: ship us ship? What is it that the kids call it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is your doctor? Charactor is doctor? Arianna? Tanna, Danna Hannah, Montana, Banana,
Speaker 1: Anna hosni a Anna Lauren and I also saying your praises,
Speaker 1: I like, literally we were obsessed. She was like, Anna's
Speaker 1: taking it to a whole new level. And then when
Speaker 1: you like just in your ball are this lately? But
Speaker 1: that like we were obsessed. And then you ordered the
Speaker 1: same boots that she and I got from the Number
Speaker 1: six Star. And then she said, I noticed that Anna
Speaker 1: has been like really taken up her like that you
Speaker 1: got like you had like a nice like COVID. You
Speaker 1: were like you had your look going, you got your
Speaker 1: hair cut. Champion. I stepped it up and Campion because
Speaker 1: I had so much time alone that I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna be a champion. You're fucking woman.
Speaker 1: Also with us today is a woman who has a
Speaker 1: lot to say about tonight's episode, the one with whom
Speaker 1: we would not be here, the woman who pushed us
Speaker 1: through at Nerdice with said this shows greenlit. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I didn't check with it. Yeah. I just got great
Speaker 1: Dr Kitty Levine And that's all we could ever want.
Speaker 1: I literally, it's just like I love the Bachelor. I
Speaker 1: want to do a Bachelor podcast. And was the best,
Speaker 1: This is happening, everything was the best decision you ever made?
Speaker 1: Um you guys, Rose terrible the roster No no, no,
Speaker 1: not Rose ceremony from No kind of regret it kind
Speaker 1: of Actually sometimes I think it's the worst decision because
Speaker 1: we're still going and here we are, You're making us
Speaker 1: talk about bandit champion. There's tiny trophies everywhere, there's half man,
Speaker 1: half horse drawings. What have I done there? It is
Speaker 1: when he's coming back to the finale the drawer, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, the Rose ceremony from hell. Here we
Speaker 1: are in Iceland, chanting and acquire. Clayton is alone and
Speaker 1: his personal pew at a row and he's so self centered,
Speaker 1: this son of a gun. He keeps making it about himself.
Speaker 1: It's like, Bro, you fuck two women. Sorry you didn't
Speaker 1: get to funk a third. You're the one who handled this.
Speaker 1: You played the rules of the game, but you handled
Speaker 1: it so badly that now you're like, I am so
Speaker 1: hurt right now. It's like, this isn't about you. If
Speaker 1: we rewind it to last week, it's like he he
Speaker 1: it worked for the first day he was like, I
Speaker 1: love you, and then he slept her there, and the
Speaker 1: next one he's like, I love you, and then the
Speaker 1: second day, I love you. Then he said the next
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, I love you, just like did
Speaker 1: you say to the other ones? He was like, when
Speaker 1: you say say to the other ones, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I love you the most? Get out of here? What
Speaker 1: just happened? Yeah? And then this week it's almost he's
Speaker 1: almost like he's the vict. To me was to see
Speaker 1: the moment to where he finally was like, I'm so broken.
Speaker 1: I'm like, when does that come? I felt like he was.
Speaker 1: I felt like that was filmed afterwards, because he felt
Speaker 1: like he was acting so badly that it felt like
Speaker 1: the producers are like, look, we have to protect you somehow,
Speaker 1: like you're so hateable, you're such toxic maal energy. I
Speaker 1: feel like they're like, okay, let's just put you in
Speaker 1: front of this like pure one curtain and like, let's
Speaker 1: just put you in from the pure one curtain and
Speaker 1: we'll just get some tears and talk about how you
Speaker 1: Let's say, okay and action love everyone. No, no, no, no, no, okay.
Speaker 1: I'm so broken. Yeah, believable tears. Let me all right,
Speaker 1: it's just so hard. I'm stretched like I'm in an
Speaker 1: iron man and so okay, see that you have no believable.
Speaker 1: You're even less believable. That's a horse doing it. In
Speaker 1: the moment, Williams have sprout in Vegas a pegas home.
Speaker 1: Don't live in volcano horses outside of his family's arab
Speaker 1: And here's my family excited to be a meat Gabby.
Speaker 1: This is my dad. You really screwed the booge on
Speaker 1: that one. Bro okay, So that he's like, I'm so hurt.
Speaker 1: Everything blew up. This is this is where I think
Speaker 1: it was after the fact that they're like, we got
Speaker 1: to protect you, because he even said Susie left and
Speaker 1: I blew up. I was so angry. That wasn't like me.
Speaker 1: I feel like they were like, okay, we're editing it.
Speaker 1: We need that was like in Culver City at the
Speaker 1: old pier one that went out of Probably He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm so messed up. I don't know what will happen.
Speaker 1: I need somebody to help me because I'm so broken.
Speaker 1: I literally the actor Clayton's yeah, that's right, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I did. I didn't. I don't know. I didn't buy it.
Speaker 1: I didn't buy it either. It fell afterwards. I didn't
Speaker 1: buy it. So here's the thing. Yeah, you're not likable.
Speaker 1: We need to scenes right, Well, you're just like sad
Speaker 1: perfect right. They dust off and I didn't buy this either.
Speaker 1: Jesse looking so hungover. He's been hitting like he's been
Speaker 1: hitting like the ice bar, like the ice hotel, the
Speaker 1: ice castle, like vodka and the ice castle. So they
Speaker 1: like pull him off of like an ice bar with
Speaker 1: like the ice glass and that something duets stuck. They
Speaker 1: dust him off and they're in a bench sitting by
Speaker 1: ducks and there He's like, I'm blindsided. I don't my
Speaker 1: trust is broken. I'm like, you're the one that did it, dude,
Speaker 1: you did it? Bra and they're like, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: She I don't get it. She's the one who told
Speaker 1: me I wanted weble to explore relationships fully. All you
Speaker 1: had to do was tell me not to follow in
Speaker 1: love and funk everybody else that at the beginning of
Speaker 1: the week. Nobody told me not to fun everything. Now, Katie,
Speaker 1: you have thoughts, yes, well, I mean we're not okay, okay,
Speaker 1: you let you raise your hand when you have your okay.
Speaker 1: I did listen to his interview on Almost Famous with
Speaker 1: Ashley and Ben, and apparently he was saying something like
Speaker 1: in that moment when they were breaking up, he immediately
Speaker 1: assumed she was doing it to become Bachelorrette, which is
Speaker 1: why he claims that's why he flipped, which is like, wow,
Speaker 1: maybe you should have given her some grace. No, but
Speaker 1: I found out people emailed me because we forgot we
Speaker 1: had questions about her. She was the one in Tokyo
Speaker 1: who was the Disney princess, which apparently is really hard.
Speaker 1: She looks like a Disney print. Great casting choice. So
Speaker 1: then um so then he's so then uh, Jesse's like,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? And he's like, sus He's
Speaker 1: gone you've got Gabby and Rachel. They're expecting a rose
Speaker 1: and meeting your parents. And he's like, oh, my trust
Speaker 1: is broken. All my walls rap that hot therapists told
Speaker 1: me to take the walls down. So it did, and
Speaker 1: I sucked everybody. It's sexy therapists problem. Also bang the
Speaker 1: therapist as another and then he's like, I am scared.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know what I'm gonna do this also
Speaker 1: like it happened after the ceremony, He's like, here's the
Speaker 1: plan of attack, and just like, okay, so that's the plan.
Speaker 1: The plan is I'm scared if they know everything, if
Speaker 1: I did them all in and I put it all
Speaker 1: on the table that they're gonna leave, they might not
Speaker 1: move forward, but I'm gonna tell them and if they
Speaker 1: stick it out And then Jesse's like, okay, is you're
Speaker 1: laying it all out on the line, Katie. Well, he
Speaker 1: has to tell them they're gonna watch this well yeah, no,
Speaker 1: ship there's cameras on. He has to do it like
Speaker 1: because I mean, if he thinks, oh, there's a chance
Speaker 1: I end up with one of them, they're gonna come
Speaker 1: back and watch this be like, dude, not cool. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: they're in some snowy hell escape. Now I love winter.
Speaker 1: I'm a Viking. This looks like hell on Earth there
Speaker 1: in this snowy hell escape, this weird blue and cement building.
Speaker 1: Dracula talk to us. Yeah, what is it. It's just
Speaker 1: like a huge I mean it's basically like a huge
Speaker 1: arts center, but it has a couple of different theaters
Speaker 1: and it is you've been there, I think, I mean
Speaker 1: it's in I feel like there's probably only one down
Speaker 1: those stairs and cry, yes, And I was like, what
Speaker 1: is happening? It was so imprescient. Um, But yeah, it
Speaker 1: is huge, and it is very cavernous, and you know,
Speaker 1: there's normally other people there, but apparently when it's just
Speaker 1: three people it's quite echoy. Um. But yes, they're an
Speaker 1: escalator and elevator. There is an elevator. Okay, there's an elevate.
Speaker 1: Those stairs were like it was like the death Star.
Speaker 1: They picked a great I mean, it was, it was
Speaker 1: incredible realized. I was like, are they like, did they
Speaker 1: like pump up the audio so that you can hear crying?
Speaker 1: And then when he's like Jesus there really, oh yes,
Speaker 1: I think he could hear them. But they definitely popped
Speaker 1: it up. It was incredible, incredible, fully work. Yes, really fantastic.
Speaker 1: It kind of that place reminds me of like that
Speaker 1: Windsor Castle where it looked like there was just stairs
Speaker 1: going to random place, isn't it. Yeah, it was like
Speaker 1: that MC yes, yeah, where as this hummingbird just keeps
Speaker 1: coming and poking its head in the door. Is j
Speaker 1: J J J J J. Okay. The last conversation I
Speaker 1: might have said this on the podcast. The last conversation
Speaker 1: I ever had with my mom was right before Clayton's
Speaker 1: Colton's finale, and she kept insisting that Colton was gay
Speaker 1: and she was right. Now she's like, I knew it,
Speaker 1: I knew it, you know what. Her last conversation was
Speaker 1: not wasted. Okay, Okay, here we go. So then so
Speaker 1: then they're whispered and so so then Susie and I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Rachel and Gabby show up and they're like, where's Susie.
Speaker 1: This was great? Great, This was a perfect episode of Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they're like, I don't know, you know, she went home.
Speaker 1: It was because we also really like all the women
Speaker 1: that are left. There's nobody that you're like, no, like
Speaker 1: all of them are like, no, ladies choose each other
Speaker 1: and run away together, like just get out of there.
Speaker 1: You guys are both great. So they played for Gabby
Speaker 1: and yeah, I hope she's I hope she's bachelorette. We're
Speaker 1: gonna find out tonight. Yeah, they said they're gonna announce it.
Speaker 1: I hope it's Gabby. I hope it's. Uh. There's a
Speaker 1: theory that someone emailed me, which is what was Molly Green,
Speaker 1: who owns the Familiar Green greeting cards. You can go
Speaker 1: to her Instagram and see them. They're very cute. She
Speaker 1: commented on my post because Lauren and I went to
Speaker 1: Greenwich Letter Press and she la and then laugh Familiar Green.
Speaker 1: She was like, I love a stationary store and they
Speaker 1: have great stationary laugh Familiar Green, as does Grettish. So
Speaker 1: she you know, because Jesse was like, we're going to
Speaker 1: announce the bachelorette and it's not who you think it's
Speaker 1: going to be. She thinks it's gonna be Cassie. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's why that's to be. But I just got age
Speaker 1: when I saw her. I was like, well, I was
Speaker 1: kind of I don't know, why don't I don't even
Speaker 1: recognize her first, I like, I was like I didn't either,
Speaker 1: and then it's like I don't want it to be here.
Speaker 1: I don't want it to be here because her family.
Speaker 1: I watched her because she was already on a reality
Speaker 1: show before The Bachelor, like she forgot about she and
Speaker 1: her family, and then her sister dates this or dated this,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like this family is so trying to
Speaker 1: be famous that I just don't want it to be her.
Speaker 1: I feel like any of these other women feel real,
Speaker 1: and I just don't wire with her. I feel sorry
Speaker 1: that Colton, like I I don't. I think she's been
Speaker 1: to hell and back, but I feel like Gabby is
Speaker 1: so real and authentic. She's your girl. I don't know
Speaker 1: who Cassie on that Colton stopped. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it was the one He's got a similar situation
Speaker 1: where she tried to leave and he was like, no, wait,
Speaker 1: it's you, and then he jumped over. He jumped over,
Speaker 1: and then and then you Chasetry like went after her
Speaker 1: after she you know, cut herself and was like it
Speaker 1: was like I'm done. He was like, no, no, come back.
Speaker 1: You know it's going to be Cassie. That sucks. I'm
Speaker 1: not into that. I mean, that's right. You know that
Speaker 1: brought her because obviously it's relevant. It's kind of similar situation.
Speaker 1: I thought they were trying to be woke, like like hey,
Speaker 1: sorry about what happened Cassie, like like it is a
Speaker 1: similar situation, Like like I think you're right. I think
Speaker 1: it's gonna be Cassie. And I wish she's still with Dale.
Speaker 1: I want he went back to the fine young cannibals. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's better be Gabby. Oh no, it's gonna be it's
Speaker 1: gonna be can't Oh that's sight. What would he say?
Speaker 1: You're right? Who you think it's gonna be? Right? You're right,
Speaker 1: they're making unless he thinks that we all think it's
Speaker 1: gonna be Susie. And he's like, no, no, you're right.
Speaker 1: Right was to I'll be happy with our Teddy or
Speaker 1: Gabby and ted is twenty three though, the virgin the
Speaker 1: confident like that. Again, that's so strange. I feels sacrificial,
Speaker 1: yea yea virgin of two cows. But she was so
Speaker 1: she was probably the most mature person on the whole scene. Okay,
Speaker 1: so here we go. So then they're like, where's Susie.
Speaker 1: They played bonkers music like Dan so that the girls
Speaker 1: are freaking out like a clay and shows up. He's like,
Speaker 1: as you can see, I'm different. I've been to hell
Speaker 1: and back in the last thirty hours. Susie is my heir.
Speaker 1: I shattered into pieces. I'm questioning everything. The person standing
Speaker 1: in front of you is not the person who fucked you,
Speaker 1: as you can see from my home. As you can see,
Speaker 1: I've taken true form as you can see. So then yesterday,
Speaker 1: if I had told what happened with Susie yesterday, have
Speaker 1: I told even one of you? If I was a
Speaker 1: lover intimate with either of you, the journey was over
Speaker 1: for us. I'm questioning everything. They're just like, I hope
Speaker 1: I get the rose tonight. The hell's going on over here.
Speaker 1: And he's like, you know, I'm questioning everything with her
Speaker 1: and everything I had. I didn't even know who I
Speaker 1: was even looking at. I couldn't even look at her face.
Speaker 1: That was so like friends, like because she didn't want
Speaker 1: to be with you, because you fund both of these.
Speaker 1: He's again, it's like the entitled thing. He's like acting
Speaker 1: like their pokemon. He's got to catch them all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's just how she dares you reject play? Jar said
Speaker 1: the other two, she did this your victim here. All
Speaker 1: he had to do was just say like, hey, I
Speaker 1: fucked up. I messed up. I couldn't you look at
Speaker 1: her face. Everything he says, he says it wrong. At
Speaker 1: one point, I was screaming the TV like stopped talking.
Speaker 1: Toxic male energy entitled even I loved His dad was
Speaker 1: like you fucking suck. That was like, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Don't go get her, clay Tar. I loved
Speaker 1: his as. I felt like his dad was like, ladies,
Speaker 1: I'd fuck ether you like I feel like saying they're
Speaker 1: a good looking woman. He was like really stared on me.
Speaker 1: I was like, I've never talked to anybody's dad like this.
Speaker 1: Like so he listen, I'm proud of you for walking away, Gabby. Listen.
Speaker 1: I I played for the Rams for two minutes and
Speaker 1: like you know, you know I don't. And I was
Speaker 1: worried with Gabby because her shoulder just kept getting yea
Speaker 1: so then so then um so He's like, look, I
Speaker 1: don't want it to be a deal breaker for us.
Speaker 1: I was in love with her, and I was was
Speaker 1: in love with each of you two, and I am
Speaker 1: in love with both of you, and tences don't mean
Speaker 1: anything to play you understand? Why do you all look
Speaker 1: so confused? I was pretty straightforward, sous. He left because
Speaker 1: she didn't want me fucking you, which I did. She
Speaker 1: told me that after I didn't recognize her. I love
Speaker 1: inside of an active volcano. Do you want to you
Speaker 1: want to walk down those stairs again? Do you know
Speaker 1: I learned to me to get up here that I
Speaker 1: mean an icy area with hoods upstairs. This is set
Speaker 1: up to hurt me a god anything. I was in
Speaker 1: love with her, and I was in love with each
Speaker 1: of you two, and I am in love with behavior.
Speaker 1: I don't think about it. I was like, what did
Speaker 1: he say? Right? So? How many trips across the bridge?
Speaker 1: When it takes the one who acts correctly gets the rooms?
Speaker 1: You have thirty minutes? Gabby starts crying and then he goes.
Speaker 1: I also was intimate with way it gets word right now.
Speaker 1: I also was intimate with both of you, And then
Speaker 1: um and then Rachel saying that every one he's like
Speaker 1: talking to every like I was intimate with both of them.
Speaker 1: There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And
Speaker 1: then and then Gabby is just crying. Rachel is piste,
Speaker 1: and they're like, we don't know what to think. They
Speaker 1: fucking hate him to look at their faces, were like, funar,
Speaker 1: I hate you. You couldn't just been like speak to
Speaker 1: them separately, like what is this announcement in an echoe hall? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the point of it really was as bad as
Speaker 1: it could go. Yeah, just echoing through like I was
Speaker 1: intimate with both of you, both of you, intimate, both
Speaker 1: of you. I was intimate with both of you, both
Speaker 1: of you, inside of both of you, of the both
Speaker 1: of you, I would be intimate with Suis. I don't
Speaker 1: know what keeps happening. I was intimate with both of you,
Speaker 1: both of you, inside of it, finished, inside of both
Speaker 1: of the The acoustics here are not working for therefore,
Speaker 1: it is like they dragged staircake, put the thing over
Speaker 1: my eyes, Jessie, better, better, better. Rachel's like, hey, can
Speaker 1: I have a second? Oh yeah yeah, give her like
Speaker 1: a giant, thick paper towel, and she goes delicately down me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Gabby is like fuck you. So they hate him.
Speaker 1: They both leave. Rachel is sobbing and it's echoing. There's
Speaker 1: like he's just standing there is before they're supposed to
Speaker 1: meet his family, and she's like, it's going pretty good
Speaker 1: for sure. Um, I really like, I like where you're
Speaker 1: at right now, it's pretty good. It was also adherents
Speaker 1: adherence to the ceremony, like the ceremony has still has
Speaker 1: to be done, has to be giving out the rose. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: the way they had to get a crane to put
Speaker 1: the horse up there. I bet you, But I was
Speaker 1: expecting that ice rose. They just starting to melt eventually
Speaker 1: to be like I've been six hours and my friends like,
Speaker 1: we want to see a rose in a puddle. So
Speaker 1: then Gabby was like he told me he was felling
Speaker 1: in love with me, and he told Rachel it's not fair.
Speaker 1: I thought Gabby. Gabby was so articulate and she's sweet
Speaker 1: and like she's she. I just felt like she had
Speaker 1: she I know, they used the phrase emotional intelligence on
Speaker 1: the show. She had such grace and emotional like she's
Speaker 1: goals and how I want to communicate when I'm hurt
Speaker 1: and when he's talking to her, he's so overmatched. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was just like yeah, yeah, and that's when I go, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the one thing about Gaby. I'm like, really though, dude,
Speaker 1: are you this guy? Yes, she's so much so then
Speaker 1: Rachel's sobbing. She's like, he's and love and love with
Speaker 1: two other people, not just falling. That's awful, it is.
Speaker 1: And even when it was like happening, you were like,
Speaker 1: why do you just keep saying you're in love with
Speaker 1: Like it was just such a bad idea, Like she goes,
Speaker 1: he's in love with all three and and he is
Speaker 1: heartbroken that Susie left. Yes, I can hear you. Ye,
Speaker 1: sorry for the audio for everybody that just heard me
Speaker 1: screaming that. And then Gabby is like, you don't know
Speaker 1: what to do. Maybe it's easier if I just go.
Speaker 1: So then we see Clayton and Jesse standing there are
Speaker 1: we here in the background just like then he's like,
Speaker 1: hey buddy, hey Kim, Hey, how are you doing about banana?
Speaker 1: And then and then Gabby storm storms out, storms out
Speaker 1: pat Carrot, Gabby storms past them whether they're like these
Speaker 1: two idiot straight white giant that was the best, Like, no,
Speaker 1: get to and then Jesse goes, this is so hard, brother,
Speaker 1: I feel for you. They have to fire this guy.
Speaker 1: Jesse is so literally shows up it's pretty crazy, right,
Speaker 1: hey brother, Like, hey brother, it feels like they're in
Speaker 1: that Like it feels like they're in like do you
Speaker 1: watch your Housewives in New Jersey? It feels like Teresa's boyfriends,
Speaker 1: Like we're men's group. Like, hey brother, this is a
Speaker 1: tough situation. Bro, Let's go punch each other in the
Speaker 1: woods and like burn each other's I left my debit
Speaker 1: card at an ice bar. I think they'll still have it.
Speaker 1: They will, right, they did the same stuff you here. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: good luck, good luck man. So then Gabby is back
Speaker 1: and she whispers and she goes, this is like so much?
Speaker 1: Is it real? I am scared what happened. Not having
Speaker 1: Susie here is confusing for me, Like I can't ask her.
Speaker 1: He's like whoa. I told her I was in love
Speaker 1: with her, and she said she can't move forward if
Speaker 1: I had to tell her that I hadn't been intimate
Speaker 1: with each of you, but I happen, which I was.
Speaker 1: I completed in both Do you understand? Do you know
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to tell? You? Said, but there were
Speaker 1: orgasms in each of you're not so hard, and and
Speaker 1: then I said, I love you because of how it felt,
Speaker 1: and I didn't get I don't you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And then and then, in hindsight, exploring is not definitive loving,
Speaker 1: like I didn't want to be half in like, but
Speaker 1: I just want you to know there's no question about us.
Speaker 1: And then she goes, how do you this was so beautiful,
Speaker 1: she's so elegant. I want her to be bachelor? How
Speaker 1: do you weigh your words? And like the potential of
Speaker 1: us going home? Like how do you back that up?
Speaker 1: He's like, well, I will pick whoever I love them. Well,
Speaker 1: then he just starts the show. Yes, all of the
Speaker 1: other love will and there and then the strongest love
Speaker 1: is a person that I love the most. And then
Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, and there I will turn it off yea, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's hard to hear, Like why wouldn't you just
Speaker 1: save it? Like I M well, I felt it, I
Speaker 1: had real feeling. She's like, Okay, I have to say
Speaker 1: if I am at the end, what if I'm not
Speaker 1: supposed to like stop, Like if I'm not on the
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to stop? Like how would you feel in
Speaker 1: my position? I just don't think that you're being fair
Speaker 1: right now? Like what you I don't want to win
Speaker 1: who you love the most. It's the fucking wrong answer.
Speaker 1: Love isn't measured. Don't say that. And he's like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be loved the most. I want to
Speaker 1: just be loved for who I am. And then there's
Speaker 1: a blizzard. I have to say ten out of ten
Speaker 1: for Gabby, I thought, constidate, you know this kind of
Speaker 1: like every single Bachelor Nation alumni was like, this is
Speaker 1: the most insane thing ever. I'm sorry. I want to
Speaker 1: preface that he's an idiot. He said things wrong, like
Speaker 1: the way he said everything. He just phrased everything wrong.
Speaker 1: The women have every right to be upset. But like
Speaker 1: Gabby literally says, I don't want to compete for his love.
Speaker 1: You are on the Bachelor, This is a competition. Here's
Speaker 1: where I think it's splitting the hairs though. I think
Speaker 1: back before Ben Haggans, but when he used to be
Speaker 1: there was only one person that they loved, so it
Speaker 1: was like I was hot for aba these people I was.
Speaker 1: I had crushes on them, but I ultimately fell in
Speaker 1: love with Katie. But if I'm in love with three,
Speaker 1: I'm in love with Katie. Now to actually have somebody
Speaker 1: say I'm in with Katie, I'm in love with Anna,
Speaker 1: I'm in love with Arden. Who do I love the most?
Speaker 1: Nobody did that before? Shouldn't say that out loud to
Speaker 1: the person either, because like obviously when you think about it,
Speaker 1: like if you are a single person and you like
Speaker 1: have multiple crushes, there's probably someone that you do like more.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's the phrase of being in
Speaker 1: love when falling in love, it's just some man's falling
Speaker 1: for I'm falling. Don't even use the l work I
Speaker 1: like the better before they said the Bachelor just or
Speaker 1: the Bachelor or Bachelor you just don't say that, Ben
Speaker 1: Higgs said. But I call him out on that too,
Speaker 1: and he like tweeted being like, you know, is this
Speaker 1: my fault like that, but I do understand why they're
Speaker 1: meant but also like all the Bachelor nation like freaking out,
Speaker 1: being like none of this has ever happened. Yes it has.
Speaker 1: Like didn't Michelle say like she was falling for Brandon,
Speaker 1: but she didn't say I'm in love. It's it's the love. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think it's like, look, we all know the name
Speaker 1: of the game. We're all dating, you get. But I
Speaker 1: but I think it's a phrase of saying I'm in
Speaker 1: love with you, I am also still in love with you,
Speaker 1: and I'm in love with I think is the semantics
Speaker 1: of the definitiveness of what should just be the final
Speaker 1: thing for Haven't we had people like say in the past,
Speaker 1: like I was trying to remember, like they've gone like
Speaker 1: I never thought I could be in love with you,
Speaker 1: like Ben has Ben has changed that there's been that set.
Speaker 1: I guess it's just didn't say it all he did
Speaker 1: not they're not as open to with about it with
Speaker 1: the whole group. And then also they just explain themselves better.
Speaker 1: And are I mean even standing on the street screaming
Speaker 1: I'm in love with you. Yeah, I mean what Gabby
Speaker 1: said it is you know, it's why this is a
Speaker 1: silly show that what Gabby said is true, but in
Speaker 1: and he has every right to do what he did.
Speaker 1: It's just he just it's just so poor such like
Speaker 1: you don't say to a person and then we love
Speaker 1: you the most, whoever, I'm going to find out which
Speaker 1: one of you I love the most. You don't say
Speaker 1: that to a person, obviously, And this is the first
Speaker 1: time we've had like I slept with Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: the other thing. I was wondering because that seems like
Speaker 1: that happened, but they just up there just like intimate
Speaker 1: with But it's like, I'd like to be intimate with you.
Speaker 1: It's happened, but they just don't like announce it to
Speaker 1: the like yea yeah, like, oh I have announcement real quick,
Speaker 1: I listen. I want to be clear. I did fo
Speaker 1: all of you. They don't do that, Rachel. With you,
Speaker 1: it was mainly missionary and then for a minute we
Speaker 1: did perverse Kyle girls, Gebby, we did dog you most
Speaker 1: of the Rachel, you need to hear this, Gebby, you
Speaker 1: need Why is everyone in the crew walking away? Doggy Doggy?
Speaker 1: We did dogg We did dog every time I do it.
Speaker 1: It's worse that Rachel him strapped in that they like
Speaker 1: back man, I want to fly lowering him down. Only
Speaker 1: take a second. He doesn't that big like horse booty too.
Speaker 1: It really does like we mounted her on the bed
Speaker 1: during Fancy Sweet. So then um, Rachel is crying on
Speaker 1: the stairs. She said, I never thought he could be
Speaker 1: in love with three of us and love it's that yeah, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess if he had said, you know, if I
Speaker 1: wish that they weren't allowed to say. But if he
Speaker 1: had just said, I'm falling in love with her and
Speaker 1: then he and he goes and I'm still in love
Speaker 1: with all of you. Yeah, and and I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: and then also I mean it is later. But Nick
Speaker 1: brought up a good point where he didn't say he
Speaker 1: told us that he loves Susie the most. Yeah he did,
Speaker 1: Nick did way to go, Nick, Yeah, that's the one
Speaker 1: thing that Yeah, exactly after it was like, you can't
Speaker 1: say anything else, he was like, you most stopped Clay. Well,
Speaker 1: it's also Nick at a good point after he talked
Speaker 1: Gabby against going against her instincts, like like he wanted
Speaker 1: her to go against her instincts knowing that he likes
Speaker 1: Susie the most, that that whole thing, that's all right,
Speaker 1: So okay, okay, So here he goes. So Rachel's crying.
Speaker 1: He's like, he still loves Gabby and Susie. How do
Speaker 1: I even like, how do I even say this out loud?
Speaker 1: And she's hyperventilating. So then they sit on a bed.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm in a lot of faith, I'm scared.
Speaker 1: He's trying to explain. He's like look, I have to explain.
Speaker 1: The love I feel for you is not the love
Speaker 1: I feel for Gabby. It's different. It's different love yours.
Speaker 1: It's Gabby love and there's Rachel love. And then he's
Speaker 1: just like, I feel like I have been wanting what
Speaker 1: you said to me last week was I felt like
Speaker 1: what I've been wanting to hear from you. I am
Speaker 1: so in love with you, and I feel like, in
Speaker 1: my head it breaks my heart. It's so hard to understand. Well,
Speaker 1: I have love for three people. He's like, but we
Speaker 1: could be at the end of this. This is worth
Speaker 1: fighting for um and he's like, my family is here.
Speaker 1: I want you to meet them and UM, and then
Speaker 1: she's crying. She's like, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: She leaves and she's like, I'm sobbing. I'm still in
Speaker 1: love with him. It just hurts so bad. And she's
Speaker 1: a sobbing and there's still two roses on ice. He's like,
Speaker 1: I did mess it up. To Jesse. He's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to apologize for putting both of you through this.
Speaker 1: So he gives Rachel the rose first and he's like, Gabby,
Speaker 1: will you accept this rose? She was like, I cannot
Speaker 1: and we were all like, yeah, yeah, that was so
Speaker 1: amazing what that move did. And then Rachel was like
Speaker 1: one lost one. Yeah, she looked like she couldn't. She
Speaker 1: was mad her go through so actually little show bonkers
Speaker 1: when she was like, it's not fair of Gabby to
Speaker 1: do this to us, It's like why, like I think
Speaker 1: she didn't want to you know, quote unquote win, Like
Speaker 1: what a horrible feeling that that's like a forfeit. Like
Speaker 1: she was just like yeah, like but also like Gabby
Speaker 1: took back her power. Yeah, yeah, it was amazing. What
Speaker 1: do we talk about? What do we think of the
Speaker 1: of the picture and picture of the audio. And also
Speaker 1: now that we know that they're like actor, like I
Speaker 1: felt like they hired people getting there. The first one
Speaker 1: that came up was like a random person. They were girls.
Speaker 1: They were acting so hard. They were acting so hard
Speaker 1: they probably don't even watch the show or even I mean,
Speaker 1: they know this guy sucks. I mean we've had fans
Speaker 1: right in saying that they're going clearly, but I think
Speaker 1: they fill it in with other people. So then um
Speaker 1: so then he's like okay, let me. Rachel's shocked, so
Speaker 1: then he pulls Gabby aside. He's like, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: want to level with you. I thought it could be
Speaker 1: you and I at the end, I trust, like I trust.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, well who I don't care about? Like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be love the most. Um, I'm
Speaker 1: not in the business of competing with anyone for love.
Speaker 1: You're right, you're right, but I'm sorry it's a competition show.
Speaker 1: But he's like, I do see something in us, and
Speaker 1: she's like, okay, we'll put yourself in my shoes. He's like,
Speaker 1: there are three different women and you have the same
Speaker 1: intention and excitement. He's like, I fell in love with
Speaker 1: you in different ways, you know when you say the
Speaker 1: love of the most. She's like, how am I to proceed?
Speaker 1: I don't want to be the most love. I just
Speaker 1: want to be accepted. I agree with her on this,
Speaker 1: Like his phrasing was terrible. Well, he I don't think
Speaker 1: there's an articulate way to walk back any of Like
Speaker 1: he's basically being like, I could love you the most,
Speaker 1: but I'm still open to not loving you the most.
Speaker 1: Please come back. It's like it could be you or
Speaker 1: you could get hurt again. And that's why she was like,
Speaker 1: just say I'm sorry, Like that's all they needed to
Speaker 1: say from the beginnings, like I fucked up. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: have done it like this. But he doesn't, he doesn't
Speaker 1: have that. She goes, he goes in your heart, telling
Speaker 1: you to walk out the door. Meanwhile Rachel is crying.
Speaker 1: She's like, this is the worst thing that could ever happen.
Speaker 1: There's two left. This is not fair to him or me?
Speaker 1: Did you she cried all her makeup off? Oh that's fun,
Speaker 1: that's fine. She had no makeup on that. She probably
Speaker 1: cried so much that she had to just like clean
Speaker 1: it all off. That's really fun. I mean, she's still beautiful,
Speaker 1: but I was like, damn that she had a lot
Speaker 1: of she cried, she put her she cried her face
Speaker 1: on her pool. Then she goes, I am not I
Speaker 1: don't want to be the last one here because he
Speaker 1: chose me. So then Gabby comes back and apologizes, and
Speaker 1: they're like, Gabby, will you set this rose? And she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, before we take a quick break. Any final thoughts,
Speaker 1: It really was the road ceremony from hell. They advertised
Speaker 1: it correctly. I mean, like part of me also feels
Speaker 1: like he was just like you've got to meet Like
Speaker 1: if he goes down within that situation where Gabby walks away,
Speaker 1: it is so it's such rarefied air in such a
Speaker 1: bad way that it part of me was just like
Speaker 1: he just is trying to get through this and just
Speaker 1: put the pieces back together to get to the rest
Speaker 1: of the show, and then the rest of his actions
Speaker 1: kind of like show that a little bit. So it
Speaker 1: does feel like Gabby was right, like Gabby should I
Speaker 1: mean again, it's such a difficult position, but her first
Speaker 1: instinct was like kind of right because it was just
Speaker 1: kind of like, this is bullshit, and it kind of
Speaker 1: feels vindicated throughout the rest of the show. I agree.
Speaker 1: Any final thoughts, Robbie b I agree with that, and
Speaker 1: obviously because tonight we're gonna be back there having the
Speaker 1: same conversation with her again, like nothing's changed. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: She'd better be bachelorette. She better be bachelor after they
Speaker 1: made her. She's so great after they made her. Come
Speaker 1: back if they give it to Cassie, because Molly's right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I can't do Cassie. All right, We're gonna take a
Speaker 1: quick break. We'll be right back. But the bones zone
Speaker 1: what's good in the bone zone, guys, and we're back.
Speaker 1: Look at this hummingbird. I love it. This ninbird is
Speaker 1: so wanting to be a part of this podcast. I
Speaker 1: have extra hummingbird feeders if you ever wanted. I don't
Speaker 1: need it because all my plants are all my plans
Speaker 1: that read when they love it. I actually intentionally got
Speaker 1: butterfly b and hummingbird plants. That's what I have to Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have a lab. I could try to make it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we should, we should. The hummingbird. I have a feeder
Speaker 1: on my porch and I put my camera there in
Speaker 1: slow mo and they on my phone and they hate it.
Speaker 1: They like they come over and they like look at
Speaker 1: the phone and like what the fun is that? And
Speaker 1: then they fly. I don't know. It's fully j J.
Speaker 1: She's like, girls, this dud of a centaur. She's not
Speaker 1: feeling him. She thinks he's such a dud. The Badge tour.
Speaker 1: So here we are. We're back and his family is
Speaker 1: there finally, and they're in an airbnb with there's no limb.
Speaker 1: I never I didn't notice that. The brother brought it
Speaker 1: up only three or four the brother I was on
Speaker 1: this stick in a box when the turtleneck and the
Speaker 1: change just found an Airbnb because sh wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: It was like production Airbnb. Clearly like you were staying
Speaker 1: in an airbnb, you can it's like a hotel, an apartment.
Speaker 1: Like would you ever wear a turtleneck and a chain? Gareth? Well,
Speaker 1: an airbnb, they recommend you dressed for the place that
Speaker 1: you're staying in. Okay, which is what It's very similar.
Speaker 1: But if you could make it more homemie. But is
Speaker 1: there like a lobby and well, there's some places we'll
Speaker 1: have like a foyer, but it's in an apartment. This
Speaker 1: is Airbnb. It is vastly different to anything you've experienced.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to break it down in
Speaker 1: one episode. How are you about to slide into Teddy's
Speaker 1: d M? Absolutely, I will slide cleats First. When the
Speaker 1: brothers slid into Teddy's, Teddy said, up, I didn't see
Speaker 1: the women till all. So the brothers in the turtleneck
Speaker 1: of the necklace, and they're like, this is a phenomenal spot.
Speaker 1: I'm really in a phenomenal spot right now. But I'm
Speaker 1: really scared. It's like, well, which is it? Are you?
Speaker 1: Is it phenomenal are you phrase like, guys, things are greatest,
Speaker 1: things are never been happier. I'm scared out of scared
Speaker 1: right now, he goes, I'm really in your about to
Speaker 1: me two women, I'm in a phenomenal spot. I'm scared
Speaker 1: right now. I'm in a bad spot. And it's like,
Speaker 1: I've never been a man has a gun. This is
Speaker 1: the hardest week in my life. And they're like, um,
Speaker 1: I told myself I would not. But we also do
Speaker 1: have to acknowledge that there were tiny horses running around outside. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was very, very difficult. But the center our family
Speaker 1: of the horses. That's why they put it. They were like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's your people, your families running around your home. So
Speaker 1: I told myself before this started, I will not allow
Speaker 1: myself to fall in love with multiple women. And then
Speaker 1: I fell in love with three. Um and one of
Speaker 1: them said, I can't move forward if I've been in love.
Speaker 1: This is also a question of telling your mom that,
Speaker 1: he goes, I can't move forward if I've been in
Speaker 1: love or intimate with either of them. And I have
Speaker 1: to say that that I was intimate with both of them.
Speaker 1: So that she left and the dad goes yeah, that
Speaker 1: makes sense. Basically, like your dad's like, you're freaking idiot.
Speaker 1: Good for Susie, look at me. I was intimate planned
Speaker 1: on a third. I love your buffalo plod scarf would okay,
Speaker 1: this is an AIRBN Do you even get it? So
Speaker 1: that the dad and that he goes, he goes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it. You know, you can't control how other
Speaker 1: people do with this. That's understandable that she left. And
Speaker 1: then and then he's like, he's like, look I wish
Speaker 1: I hadn't unfallen in love with all three, but I
Speaker 1: love Susie um And he's like, well, and we're today.
Speaker 1: She loves well Sun. They have a they have a
Speaker 1: right to be upset with you. They don't want to
Speaker 1: be number two or three. He's like, you're in a
Speaker 1: tough situation and you you screwed the pooch in my opinion,
Speaker 1: So I was intimate with the pooch too. I love
Speaker 1: the dad. Dad was great, but there was like no
Speaker 1: time to be like, oh my god, you lost one.
Speaker 1: Look at you. That's great that he was just like
Speaker 1: I am in love and I ruined the show. Mom,
Speaker 1: I had sex with two women? Really was yeah, so quick?
Speaker 1: And then the family was right away like Jesus, this
Speaker 1: is going horribly exactly. You know they've been captured by
Speaker 1: this knob before they're like, oh, he's still Clayton. You
Speaker 1: can like you can take the horse out of the man,
Speaker 1: you can take the face the whole time, just like
Speaker 1: and they also looked like, oh, ship, it's like college
Speaker 1: Clayton's back like this before they're like Clayton's Clayton's Clayton
Speaker 1: claim is going to be Clayton. We knew this would
Speaker 1: happen because the dad. I mean, first all the family
Speaker 1: is like ready for a sitcom. I feel like Midwest
Speaker 1: family football family. Yeah, they're like they're nice. I love
Speaker 1: I actually really liked his parents. What if the dad
Speaker 1: could do like a cer no Di Berge rack for him,
Speaker 1: so he speaks for the dad was so well, but
Speaker 1: the mom is gorgeous and like sweet. The brothers seemed nice,
Speaker 1: like they clearly don't love Clayton the most. Clayton could
Speaker 1: just kind of go like mobo about and the dad
Speaker 1: could be like, I'm sorry I did this to sorry,
Speaker 1: I did this to you. I was intimate, don't say
Speaker 1: the intimate thing. Also, how cruel is that he's like,
Speaker 1: all right, bring the first girl. Yeah. He's like, he's like, look,
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk anyway. Rachel's in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: It was so flippant. I don't want to He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to them, like they're the consulate.
Speaker 1: I don't what if they're consulate? Mom, this could be
Speaker 1: your future daughter in law that I don't know what
Speaker 1: I was intimate with, but like, don't have to tell you.
Speaker 1: Is very similar to an apartment but you rented for
Speaker 1: a night or two. Well, I don't know why I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go in the billiard room. Have you seen the view? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then there's like, well she did leave, but she
Speaker 1: came back. So she shows up with flowers Gabby's first
Speaker 1: and she goes not for you with the flowers, which
Speaker 1: I loved um, and then and then they kissed and
Speaker 1: then she said I do love you. Outside she said
Speaker 1: that I felt so bad forgetting and then her and
Speaker 1: then she looked so great. And then she had on
Speaker 1: her card again but weird thing to meet the family,
Speaker 1: plunging card again that you only have one shoulder on?
Speaker 1: Did she even have a bra? There was no bra
Speaker 1: matched his card again they yeah, they all have matching
Speaker 1: oatmeal card. Again in the same I thought it was
Speaker 1: from breakfast and tried to eat my card. I kept
Speaker 1: thinking her too. It was going to come out O
Speaker 1: the whole time. I mean because it just especially when
Speaker 1: she was talking to the dad, because how embarrassing would
Speaker 1: that be? It just kept getting lower. It's like, please
Speaker 1: do you I feel like the dead super she doesn't
Speaker 1: have anything. No, I can't imagine being sexy talking to
Speaker 1: like a guy's dad. If you're if you're in the
Speaker 1: position where you were going to go meet the would
Speaker 1: you want him to say that you guys have had sex.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're all picturing him fucking her, Like
Speaker 1: he could be like, look, I've created this emotional nightmare,
Speaker 1: and like there's like webs are just kind of tangled together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like it feels it just feels weird to just feel
Speaker 1: like an intimate anyway. Um. So then the mom, So
Speaker 1: the the mom is and she toasts. She toasts immediately,
Speaker 1: She's like, if you were the one, I would be
Speaker 1: very happy. It was so sweet. They really like I
Speaker 1: love the mom. She's like, here's to us. Her shoulder
Speaker 1: was out and they're like, um, what made you change
Speaker 1: your mind about staying. He's like, well, I trust my intuition,
Speaker 1: and you know, he's such a good partner and father.
Speaker 1: I'm not writing for kids yet, which I loved. But
Speaker 1: she's like you and your family, it makes sense. And
Speaker 1: then the dad's like, I gotta tell you. I respect
Speaker 1: that she walked away, um, and then and then yeah,
Speaker 1: basically she's like I want to be here. And then
Speaker 1: at the end they're like, I do love you. She's
Speaker 1: not gonna win. I want her to be Bachelorrette. No,
Speaker 1: he convinced her to stay even though like he knew
Speaker 1: he liked Susie Moore. And I think that was super funny,
Speaker 1: and I think Rachel, and I think Rachel. I also
Speaker 1: think that, like you know, when something is fleeting, it
Speaker 1: does like funk with your emotions in a way, like
Speaker 1: you know, like if you want to like end a
Speaker 1: relationship or someone wants to end a relationship with you,
Speaker 1: it does kind of change how you feel the second
Speaker 1: that that plan is put in motion. So for him,
Speaker 1: who already seems like he's disconnected to what he really
Speaker 1: wants or feels to be in this position, he's just
Speaker 1: like vamping and so he's just kind of saying stuff
Speaker 1: that people want to hear over and over get out,
Speaker 1: And I think, I mean, that's kind of where we
Speaker 1: get to, you know, like it's just like a dude
Speaker 1: who is so not in touch with what he actually wants,
Speaker 1: and it's just like it's just causing a nightmare for
Speaker 1: every day. Yeah, I will say, that's what the point
Speaker 1: Claire made, that he's looking for love for himself instead
Speaker 1: of like with the person. Because like I know, because
Speaker 1: I canceled my season after four hours because I'm that
Speaker 1: one guy. I kissed the guy twice and then I
Speaker 1: called it. We broke up a week later. Also, I
Speaker 1: can't wrinkle my brow anymore. I'm trying. I ordered some tears.
Speaker 1: I just have any tears left anymore. There's left. I
Speaker 1: don't have any tears left. So then Rachel, she's like,
Speaker 1: this is the first time I've seen him since he
Speaker 1: broke my heart. Nice to meet you. She's like this
Speaker 1: all the time. I did have my heart broken and
Speaker 1: by your son, and I am still in love. And
Speaker 1: I said to myself, if I leave him, I will
Speaker 1: always wonder because I feel like he's perfect for me.
Speaker 1: I see him as my husband. And the mom was like,
Speaker 1: dad speaks value. It's about you that you stayed. Um.
Speaker 1: And then dad, I wrote had a romantic moment with Rachel,
Speaker 1: and he was like, what do you think. She's like,
Speaker 1: I've had feelings. I've never had you kind of a
Speaker 1: handsome old out here. He goes, do you trust him?
Speaker 1: Do you trust me? Would you like to if I
Speaker 1: put my hand on your knee like this? He was
Speaker 1: too close, he was too close, he was She was
Speaker 1: like I do, and he goes, oh to smacked him,
Speaker 1: like yeah, because it's just like I just like to
Speaker 1: smack your bottom, little lady. And then she's like, I
Speaker 1: am so in love with him, and then um um
Speaker 1: and the and then okay, all right, loud and clear dad.
Speaker 1: So then the dad goes, all right, well, son, you
Speaker 1: gotta get it internally and you gotta shut down, and
Speaker 1: you gotta just figure out what your heart is telling you.
Speaker 1: You know you're gonna have to hurt somebody. You have
Speaker 1: to accept that fact, son, And Rachel's like, I am
Speaker 1: in love with him, and um, she's like, and I
Speaker 1: know that he's also in love with Gabby. Um. And
Speaker 1: then when Susie left, it really flipped him out um um.
Speaker 1: So then he's talking to the family and he's like, well,
Speaker 1: what do you think and he's like, well, I've gotta
Speaker 1: tell you I and they're like they're all talking among themselves.
Speaker 1: First he goes and looks at the horses, right at
Speaker 1: the horses. So then that they're trying to rifted for
Speaker 1: a week a night is the whole thing like it's
Speaker 1: like a house or a hotel. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: can't believe we got to do this again. What's it
Speaker 1: called it? So then the family is talking behind his
Speaker 1: back and they're like, he is not in love with
Speaker 1: both equally. I wanted them to say who they thought
Speaker 1: he loved more, but I felt that they were elegant
Speaker 1: and enough not to name it, but I feel like
Speaker 1: they could. They're like, we all see he likes blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blar. Did you feel like they were saying that?
Speaker 1: I mean kind of. So then they're like, okay, son,
Speaker 1: what's your problem? What's conflicting? It's like, well, my heart
Speaker 1: is with these women that were here good well, but
Speaker 1: now guess what. It's also beyond these walls, like their
Speaker 1: eyes are like, oh my god. They're all like, no, well,
Speaker 1: let me show you. It's a little more special. Was show.
Speaker 1: They're like, she left you. I stopped listening. You don't
Speaker 1: get it. She was still talking. I stopped listening. They're like, Son,
Speaker 1: you're grasping at straws. In my mind, she is gone.
Speaker 1: She has history the mom I rolls. They're like when
Speaker 1: someone walks away, these are the actual words when someone
Speaker 1: walks away. Son. They are done like. They're like, well,
Speaker 1: she could have walked out at any moment, and then
Speaker 1: they go she did. She did. You could tell like
Speaker 1: his family loves him, but when he's not there, they
Speaker 1: just talked so much. I really like I got that
Speaker 1: what the dad was like when he was in high
Speaker 1: school and a star football player and his dad was like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, you funked up that game. You didn't play
Speaker 1: a good game. I would marry the dad. I would
Speaker 1: like to date that was very like he like he
Speaker 1: was like but he wasn't like mean about He's not
Speaker 1: my type of guy. I'm not normally into an older
Speaker 1: like Milwaukee football dad Churches. I would go on a
Speaker 1: date with Clayton b Oh. Yeah. I found him to
Speaker 1: be very sort of fair and reasonable. Yeah it was
Speaker 1: I thought it was very straightforward and like also kind
Speaker 1: of getting fed up with Clayton. I liked that, and
Speaker 1: they normally are like blindly supportive. And he's like she
Speaker 1: had everything. She was once in a lifetime comment of
Speaker 1: a woman. Why did two over here? I was intimate
Speaker 1: with the other women and the other thing. Dad was disgust.
Speaker 1: Did we see this coming with Susie? Did he really?
Speaker 1: Was she number? And I think that's what it is.
Speaker 1: It's like he's just like, since she's not there, he's like,
Speaker 1: she was perfect if Rachel had left. This would be
Speaker 1: about Rachel. Even on that even on that dinner date
Speaker 1: when he was like when he told her he loved
Speaker 1: her before, she was like, well did you say that
Speaker 1: to the other woman? He when he said I love you,
Speaker 1: she was surprised, she was, she was really surprised. Wasn't
Speaker 1: expecting that that goes. I am shocked that he's in
Speaker 1: love with Susie. The brother Nate is shocked and then appears.
Speaker 1: Jesse appears from a back room somewhere. He's like, you said, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I am here because I showed up. Smoke, because I
Speaker 1: showed up because I care about your son. Can I
Speaker 1: borrow a hundred and fifty dollars because I propose to
Speaker 1: your son. I'm in love with your son, Jesse. I
Speaker 1: don't care Jesse that I loved Jesse. I care about
Speaker 1: your son. And he also said he was like, I
Speaker 1: care about I care about him a lot, care about
Speaker 1: your saying a great deal. And they looked at me.
Speaker 1: He's like, you're in a real pickle here, yeah, because
Speaker 1: what do you want to do? He's like, I want
Speaker 1: closer with Susie. You're like, well, this is awkward, Like
Speaker 1: what if I told you Susie keeping her in a
Speaker 1: crazy ready for this moment? It feels like she's still
Speaker 1: a nice lit I mean, great episode. It was, I
Speaker 1: mean honestly, the last toime. Well they really did set
Speaker 1: it up like you're not gonna believe what. I didn't
Speaker 1: believe that. I always do that, and then this time
Speaker 1: I was like, what the funk is going on right now?
Speaker 1: Like this is totally crazy. Okay, we're gonna take a
Speaker 1: quick break. And when we come back and we're talking
Speaker 1: about that. I don't know about you, but things getting
Speaker 1: so hot in here. I think I gotta take I'll
Speaker 1: pit your break and we're back. Okay. This is It
Speaker 1: was the echoing ROAs ceremony the family. That's like, you're
Speaker 1: an idiot, like Jesse Palmer coming in confessing his love
Speaker 1: for the sun the Horseman. This was I've never seen
Speaker 1: anything like I loved it. No, it's is crazy the fact, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, they're just and there's still more like
Speaker 1: it's incredible. I cannot wait, I cannot wait. The thing
Speaker 1: is that after all that ship that he with Rachel
Speaker 1: and Gabby, like it even just the intent to go
Speaker 1: talk to Susie after what he said to both of them,
Speaker 1: would just be enough to be like, I'm sorry, dude,
Speaker 1: like you literally do not know how you feel about things.
Speaker 1: And that's only gonna be it's gonna be very difficult
Speaker 1: to navigate a relationship with because he the stuff he
Speaker 1: said to Gabby, like about like sticking, like because she
Speaker 1: wanted to go, and then now he did all that
Speaker 1: talking and at the end of it to be like
Speaker 1: what Susie doing is just like come back. It's after
Speaker 1: meeting your parents like it just the order is also
Speaker 1: just so crazy. It's so cruel. Yeah, it is. It's
Speaker 1: like it's yea, let it go. That's how it goes, right,
Speaker 1: exactly Jesse and the live portion kept kind of like,
Speaker 1: and let me tell you there's a whole another I
Speaker 1: would miss Chris Harrison he is. I mean literally, Jesse
Speaker 1: is so boring. Chris Harrison is at home right now
Speaker 1: throwing scotches at his wall. I mean literally, did you
Speaker 1: get a feeling that what's her name? What's her name?
Speaker 1: Do you feel like Caitlin's a little bit like you're
Speaker 1: blowing it? Dude? Yes, I mean I got to say,
Speaker 1: and they should have had well He was like, should
Speaker 1: have had picture well talking to Clean Wells as a person,
Speaker 1: Wells is likable. Where he was, he was like, let's
Speaker 1: take five minutes. I need, I need, I need five minutes.
Speaker 1: What do you think? And she's like, are we taking
Speaker 1: five minutes? Or you do want to know what? I know?
Speaker 1: I know? I know, I know, I loved her. Let's start.
Speaker 1: So then in the audience they did have the fake
Speaker 1: signs that they handed out. It did feel like there
Speaker 1: were some super fans there, but it did feel like
Speaker 1: there were some actors. And then they dusted. It always
Speaker 1: feels weird. You're like, all right, Michelle, alright, Rodney, all right, Claire,
Speaker 1: like who is Cassie, who really couldn't remember who cast
Speaker 1: he was. She like, Mom, text me, She's like, is
Speaker 1: that Cassie? Oh my god, she went through the reality
Speaker 1: TV machine. She did, she got she has been born
Speaker 1: to it. I please don't make HER's gonna be she's
Speaker 1: gonna be. It never works. It never works when we
Speaker 1: have a uh you know when when when they brought
Speaker 1: what's her name back? Who two years ago? That didn't No, No,
Speaker 1: we want to want the media. It's gonna we want
Speaker 1: the immediate problem. He was a favorite. Besides, I had
Speaker 1: to bring in some another like a week episode two,
Speaker 1: a sign that said Bachelor Nations supports Ukraine. Yeah that
Speaker 1: was in Ukraine. Was it in Ukrainian? Yeah? It wasn't Ukrainian.
Speaker 1: I looked it up, but I was like, okay, you guys,
Speaker 1: I feel like they brought out to get them out
Speaker 1: of here. It definitely it definitely felt um. It felt like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like they were trying to be woke. They're like, he
Speaker 1: didn't look, he didn't listen to her. Hey, let's bring
Speaker 1: like the whole thing. Felt like they're trying to clean
Speaker 1: up for their passages because they knew that he undled
Speaker 1: himself so poorly, and he everything he said was the
Speaker 1: wrong thing, even though this is like literally what happens
Speaker 1: every single season. Like I mean, it was like it's
Speaker 1: a competition show when people come in for a second
Speaker 1: and it's like but he just everything he said was
Speaker 1: the wrong thing. I think like that, I kind of
Speaker 1: I do agree with that point you're making, Like I
Speaker 1: was thinking that when it was going on, and then
Speaker 1: the Susie part and then you're just like, Okay, now
Speaker 1: he just is like that. We've seen it before, we
Speaker 1: saw with Colton. But after convincing people to like that,
Speaker 1: you do love that Calton. Colton at least went to
Speaker 1: like Hannah ge I think and was like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: not in you go home? So what happens tonight? Do
Speaker 1: you think? I think? I honestly, yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 1: I really think he and ses are gonna end up together?
Speaker 1: No way? I don't know. I do. I think they
Speaker 1: talk and I don't know. I mean, I mean that happens.
Speaker 1: He's like completely single, but he's not going to be
Speaker 1: with Gabby or Rachel. They're not gonna They're not I
Speaker 1: don't think it, not either of them. They're just gonna
Speaker 1: be like you blew it. Yeah, I mean the second
Speaker 1: that you make the decision to like get Susie back,
Speaker 1: it feels like all your eggs are kind of in
Speaker 1: that basket because you've just done, you just went through
Speaker 1: that whole song and dance and then to just be
Speaker 1: like nah, I know it's crazy and it's just I
Speaker 1: feel I just like, I'm so mad at him for
Speaker 1: convincing Gabby to stay. He's such trash like that really okay, Off,
Speaker 1: how do you think it's going to end in? Who
Speaker 1: do you think it's going to be Bachelor at uh? Dracula?
Speaker 1: I think you are that. I think he's done with
Speaker 1: Gabby and Rachel. I think they won't be able to
Speaker 1: handle it. I think he'll probably go for Susie. Do
Speaker 1: you think they're together? No, I don't think. Do you
Speaker 1: think that who's Bachelorrette? I'm gonna say Gabby. I hope,
Speaker 1: I hope it's Gabby. All right, Bobby bebe um. I
Speaker 1: feel like he's not gonna end up with anybody tonight.
Speaker 1: I think that. I think I feel like Susie says
Speaker 1: no and the other two are I'm out, and then
Speaker 1: he just goes home. At the end of runs with
Speaker 1: the horses, and this is out of just hope, but
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm right, but I'm gonna say, Gabby,
Speaker 1: I hope you're right. Okay, dr Babies. I think he's
Speaker 1: going to go back for Susie. She's going to tell
Speaker 1: him to go fund himself. He's going to come and
Speaker 1: then he's going to try again, potentially after the Final
Speaker 1: Rods or some ship. But then I don't know who Gabby.
Speaker 1: I hope finger Okay, I think I think Susie's going
Speaker 1: to take him back. And who's bachelorette? I hope Gabby
Speaker 1: because I mean, I just think she's such a fan favorite.
Speaker 1: But I just Jesse saying it's not who you think.
Speaker 1: I know that. Also at the end, he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what happens tomorrow night. You're not
Speaker 1: going to believe it. So you do know or you don't.
Speaker 1: Well maybe there's some like they keep saying even Clinton
Speaker 1: doesn't know. Maybe so maybe hasn't given an answer right up,
Speaker 1: all right, could be one of those things at the
Speaker 1: final rows, all right, I think she's going to decide.
Speaker 1: I think she's going to decide. I think she's going
Speaker 1: to turn him down. So she's gonna turn her down
Speaker 1: at the after the final rolls, and I fear I'm
Speaker 1: going to go with its Cassie, and I hope I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: I think Cassie's it. I don't even know who she is.
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Speaker 1: I appreciate the design queen. Okay. I've also never been
Speaker 1: good at sports, but who knows, Maybe I'll join a
Speaker 1: social sport just to meet new people too. Um. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry I got distracted reading nas because my mom. The
Speaker 1: hummingbird came in for a like, literally came inside this hummingbird.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, my my mom was like there
Speaker 1: was like hummingbirds around and it's like, oh, that's my mom.
Speaker 1: J inside one ha out with yeah, yeah, that's fully
Speaker 1: j j JJ right there watching us, like you know,
Speaker 1: they don't like to sit for that long. Remember that's
Speaker 1: that's j J j J. She never knew what. I
Speaker 1: remember the first time she called in and and like
Speaker 1: I was like, Mom, I'm doing the podcast. She's like,
Speaker 1: this is freak. He's got horror. He's a cat hoorder.
Speaker 1: That's how we got Mittens. He's got fifty six cats.
Speaker 1: You just surrender him. Luri and I are gonna go
Speaker 1: get if you listen back. That's how Mittens came into
Speaker 1: my life. Are you guys? Let's go back and see
Speaker 1: what happens to retweet of the Weak and go hand
Speaker 1: out a dream pillow. There's so many funny they were
Speaker 1: gonna read like four. There were so many tweets that
Speaker 1: I hadn't There were so many that are funny. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna read a bunch. I narrowed it down to I
Speaker 1: think I narrowed it down. I think I narrowed it
Speaker 1: down to twenty. I wanted. They're so fucking funny, and
Speaker 1: this isn't this is to get a sleep crown. By
Speaker 1: the way, listen, you know what she's sending me because
Speaker 1: when I brought my I brought my travel sleep crown
Speaker 1: to New York Lauren Howards. Lauren was like, I love
Speaker 1: so the travel was great. So then Lauren goes, do
Speaker 1: you have the body pillow? I'm like, what the fun
Speaker 1: She's sending me a body pillow? God? Do you need
Speaker 1: to sleep crown? Roum? I think do you want to
Speaker 1: dream portal nose gap technology with the patent? Do you
Speaker 1: want to go to a dream portal? Do you sleep?
Speaker 1: Do you sleep badly? Nobody likes sleeping better? Do you
Speaker 1: want to sleep better? Do you want to go Do
Speaker 1: you want to go to a dream portal? Yes? Does
Speaker 1: it work on an airplane? Yeah, that's what you have.
Speaker 1: You sit on an airplane. I haven't. I don't want
Speaker 1: to get an airplane dirty. That's what I think. I
Speaker 1: don't want to get No, I just use my ship
Speaker 1: pillow on the airplane. An airplane, yeah, I don't want
Speaker 1: to get an airplane dirty because it's an angel. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I do treat mine like they're like my precious.
Speaker 1: She's sending me a body pillow. I've looked at the
Speaker 1: body pillows and I was talking to her about it,
Speaker 1: but I was like, I have to get a bigger
Speaker 1: bed first, because my pets are not gonna lie. How
Speaker 1: big is it? I mean, can I can I glue
Speaker 1: Clayton's dad's face and right, okay, great? Do you make
Speaker 1: the Clayton's dad model? Yet I was intimate with the
Speaker 1: Clayton's dead I like it because you really like It's
Speaker 1: like if it's made out of that, I'm a snugly person.
Speaker 1: I'm a snuggly person. I like like, oh yeah, now,
Speaker 1: I mean I think I think divorce Arden, even in
Speaker 1: a relationship introduces I think divorce a yard in crop chop,
Speaker 1: divorce a yard in champion art yard in I think
Speaker 1: Yarden introduces like you have to accept me, mittens me
Speaker 1: out and my and my Clayton Daddy, my sleep, crown
Speaker 1: body pillow. It's just the five of us and if
Speaker 1: you're lucky, they all get a body. They look so
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Any product they have I would get
Speaker 1: do you want a body? Are you jealous? In my body? Fellow?
Speaker 1: Obviously any product that they came that sleep is the
Speaker 1: greatest comedy is all organic. She send me one to
Speaker 1: every person that wins Tweeter of the Week until we
Speaker 1: end it. So do I need to win Tweeter of
Speaker 1: the week to get Yeah, didn't make it to the final.
Speaker 1: You didn't do the hahtag? You okay? You know because
Speaker 1: you can still watch tomorrow. Guys, do at Arta Marine
Speaker 1: m y Arian or at Anna Josie H s us
Speaker 1: and I h hashtag w y a t R by
Speaker 1: midnight Pacific time tonight to do it to enter to
Speaker 1: get your There's been a lot of um first time
Speaker 1: tweeters that have won. A lot of people have never
Speaker 1: tweeted just before have won the dream portal Sleep Crown.
Speaker 1: You get your own with sleep crown dot com. Bashelis
Speaker 1: w y a t R and then promo code shrimp Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, Okay, get ready for twenty super Narrowing
Speaker 1: it down to two, This is from Britt Paulson at Burrett.
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Brother? White Man one, asks White
Speaker 1: Man two over the echoing sobs of two heartbroken women.
Speaker 1: I hate this place, Britt Paulson Brett most romantic moment
Speaker 1: of the night is definitely Jesse telling Clayton's parents, I
Speaker 1: care about your son. This is from Kristin v at
Speaker 1: Neil Lane. It was nice of the producers to include
Speaker 1: the horse side of Clayton's family on his home to
Speaker 1: This is Santini thirty five at Santini thirty five were
Speaker 1: those mini horses are just the centaurs illegitimate offspring. I hope, okay,
Speaker 1: you're a salty and you're about to Saying it's not
Speaker 1: meant to be a competition about the Bachelor is like
Speaker 1: saying Arte Marine isn't inspiring all of us to become
Speaker 1: champions because I fucking um Mrs from Mrs Wright at
Speaker 1: Girl without a Chat, I fully expect Clayton's dad to fire.
Speaker 1: Clayton sucks T shirts into the audience with a T
Speaker 1: shirt cannon during the Life and su x x Okay,
Speaker 1: this one makes me laugh. This is from Neil Paschell
Speaker 1: at Peel Nashelle. Clayton's brother standing up to welcome him
Speaker 1: in Art Marine. Look at him that they did the cone.
Speaker 1: This is how the brothers are welcoming. That's what they have.
Speaker 1: It's own an skinny jee Look at that. Look at
Speaker 1: those ships shoes he does. He's got like a big
Speaker 1: old package in long, solid leg. This is from a
Speaker 1: BW at host Buddy, I see wedgies running the so gross.
Speaker 1: This is from Carrick. I'll take getting choked out over
Speaker 1: whatever this ship is. Ah. This is from Katie Parker
Speaker 1: at Katie and Parker Rachel, I need a tissue producers.
Speaker 1: Here's a Chipotle naky like when like my elementary school,
Speaker 1: when you'd wash your hands on the bath. This will
Speaker 1: cut your face part sand is from Jazz at Toria
Speaker 1: under Scared Dragon. Mike Toddler pointed at Gabby crying on
Speaker 1: the TV and said, sad, showing much more empathy for
Speaker 1: these women they play. We met that a baby. To
Speaker 1: that baby, that's good baby. This is from Bachelor's Cinematic
Speaker 1: Universe at Hannah Hot Takes. Clayton walked into the Rose
Speaker 1: ceremony wearing what looks to be one of Katie's real
Speaker 1: estate agent blazer dresses, and I said, this is worse
Speaker 1: than the hilarious Katie's real estate agent blazer dress. Gave
Speaker 1: him hits all. This is from Katie Sloan at Sloane Boloney.
Speaker 1: In the absence of a competent host, Clayton has been
Speaker 1: taking advice from his talking dick all Ah, Pam and Tommy.
Speaker 1: This is from Page Cooper at PC Cooper sixteen, Clayton's
Speaker 1: mom thinking I were my best buffalo plaid for this. Um.
Speaker 1: This is from Elena at Such twenty something. Screwing the
Speaker 1: pooch is actually an ancient centaur ritual. Uh. This is
Speaker 1: my sky I at my Underscore Sky Underscore I. Some
Speaker 1: p A has been driving Susie to the airport for
Speaker 1: two days, taking every wrong turn possible and pretending they
Speaker 1: have a flat tire, just in case Clayton wanted to
Speaker 1: speak with her. Um. Let's see. Uh. This is from
Speaker 1: Marty Allen at Marty Stuff. Clayton thoughtful and empathetic family
Speaker 1: is a testament to the soul defining growth you get
Speaker 1: from being raised by monsters instead. That's for all of us. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see we have a few more. This is from
Speaker 1: Justin Spade at Justin Spade. With the amount of turtlenecks
Speaker 1: worn by the Eckerd family, it's pretty obvious where they
Speaker 1: stand on circumcision. This is from Emily Ward at OMG.
Speaker 1: It's Emily Ward. Clayton's family saw Jesse come into the
Speaker 1: room without a knock or an intro and wondered if
Speaker 1: they forgot about a brother. And this final one is
Speaker 1: from Bacon Loving Blonde at Bacon Blonde. Looking at these
Speaker 1: giant sons is starting to make me feel bad for
Speaker 1: Clayton's mom's vagina. Birthing three centaurs can't be easy, all right?
Speaker 1: How do we even pick down to even I love Chipole?
Speaker 1: Do we think I liked? Also that Jesse coming in
Speaker 1: with also as the third fourth son, the one who
Speaker 1: like including his horse family, horse family. Okay, so we
Speaker 1: have Chipotle napkin all right? In our final two competing
Speaker 1: for slave Crown, Dream Portal, Dream pillow, Mrs Wright at
Speaker 1: Girl without a Tat, I fully expect Clayton's dad to
Speaker 1: fire Clayton sucks T shirts into the audience with a
Speaker 1: T shirt cannon during the live finale, or or Katie
Speaker 1: Parker at Katie em Parker, Rachel I need a tissue producers,
Speaker 1: here's a Chipotle napkin Chipotle napkin, or Clayton sucks Robbie
Speaker 1: Boy napkin for sure. Uh, just to keep it interesting,
Speaker 1: I'll say that Clayton sucks T shirts from Papa Katie.
Speaker 1: I like Clayton sucks. I just got chills, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I mean thousands of tweets came in
Speaker 1: and the winning tweet tweet of the week Katie Parker
Speaker 1: at Katie em Parker Rachel, I need a tissue producers.
Speaker 1: Here's a Chipotle napkin. You just wanted yourself as a
Speaker 1: sleep crown sleep well um technologies. Oh my god? Can
Speaker 1: I just say You've been such a joy to have
Speaker 1: on this You've been such a joy to have on
Speaker 1: this season, and I'm sorry that you're not going to
Speaker 1: be here with us tomorrow. I wish everyone the best
Speaker 1: of luck. Dracula, Dracula, tell us where can people? Are
Speaker 1: we gonna miss you during the Bachelor season? Are you
Speaker 1: going to be in Australia. I'll be in Australia for
Speaker 1: a little while. We know when it starts? Do we know?
Speaker 1: When do you go to Australia? I leave on April
Speaker 1: sixteen and I'm back May tenth. Okay, Well, have you
Speaker 1: ever set it all the time and let us know
Speaker 1: everywhere you are. I'll let you know. What do you
Speaker 1: do it? Just touring? Yeah? The show, doing yes stand
Speaker 1: up and the dollars so, yes, you're in Australia, go
Speaker 1: to Dollar podcast dot com or go to Gareth Reynolds
Speaker 1: dot com. We actually have a lot of Australia. We
Speaker 1: have a lot of Australian listeners. Come say hello. And
Speaker 1: then this weekend I'll be in Albany at the Albany
Speaker 1: Funny Bone. You can go to Gareth Renolds dot com
Speaker 1: listen to adult podcast at Reynolds Gareth on social media,
Speaker 1: I have an album called Riddle the Disease. I let
Speaker 1: sleep crowd technology. You also need to see your tattoo.
Speaker 1: You have to text us her tattoo. Yes, okay, Robbie,
Speaker 1: bb what would you like to promote? Robbie, You're not
Speaker 1: going to be here tomorrow either, No, I know not.
Speaker 1: Don't go to Paris. Stay with us. Um wait, so
Speaker 1: when is the Bachelorette start? Okay, Okay, it usually starts.
Speaker 1: I gotta go to Massachusetts to make a movie. Makes
Speaker 1: something right, That's right? Okay? Um I am. I've got
Speaker 1: my Supernatural then and Now podcasts Supernatural Rewatch podcast part
Speaker 1: and we also do a podcast called Kings of con
Speaker 1: and that both of you have been on and um yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm at row Benedict on Instagram and Rob Benedict
Speaker 1: on Twitter. Dr Banana and I are busy breaking down
Speaker 1: summer House. It's a joy. And then we're gonna do
Speaker 1: Love is Blind too next on Patreon and by our honestly,
Speaker 1: the money goes to I Heart, so it helps keep
Speaker 1: us on the UM on the network, which we love.
Speaker 1: And we have like six different sales and for anybody
Speaker 1: who got to be, it seems like becoming a champion
Speaker 1: is like the most popular one. So we changed one
Speaker 1: of them that the Laurel crown, like we may, we
Speaker 1: have another becoming a champion option, so if you already
Speaker 1: got the first one, if you want a second alternative,
Speaker 1: you want a mug or a sticker notebooks, we have
Speaker 1: a different becoming a champion because we again you put
Speaker 1: it up, we don't know what's going to be the
Speaker 1: most popular. That's what people go bonkers for, so we
Speaker 1: have to becoming a champions up there. It's pretty great
Speaker 1: and we have to find out which word you guys want,
Speaker 1: will get it for you so we can hand it
Speaker 1: out at the Bachelor and get get a cute team photo,
Speaker 1: UM anything else. Dr Be But thank you for everybody
Speaker 1: who's ordered. Oh, We're also gonna do it giveaway for
Speaker 1: a tea public, So I'm gonna tweet out. I will
Speaker 1: tweet it out. It'll be up right now. Go to
Speaker 1: my Twitter right now. If you retweet me. At the
Speaker 1: end of the week, their tea public is gonna pick
Speaker 1: two people and you can pick any shirt you want.
Speaker 1: I bet I could even talk to them and to
Speaker 1: give you like a sweatshirt or something if you want
Speaker 1: to you whatever you want and a necklace to go
Speaker 1: around it. Can I get a Dickie Um? But if
Speaker 1: you yeah, if you retweet me, um, you can also
Speaker 1: have Anna's to do her. An'll be up at Anna's
Speaker 1: and then you you guys retweet and then at the
Speaker 1: end of the week they will pick two people to
Speaker 1: get whatever you want from the store. Yeah. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: should get Champ here because you know it's cool. Thank you.
Speaker 1: You should get champ. I was intimate with Bryce's turtle neck.
Speaker 1: And then I'm on Instagram at Arden Marine, m y
Speaker 1: r Ann anything you want to promote Dr Banana, I'm
Speaker 1: just at Anna hosting you on Twitter. Thank you for
Speaker 1: all your tweets. They really make me laugh. Katie, what
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Speaker 1: He saves a ton of animals there. He's really cool
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Speaker 1: posted about If you follow me, I'll post about the
Speaker 1: sh on you guys. What a joy? What is season?
Speaker 1: Thank you for being part of the pod, Thank you
Speaker 1: for being my friends. I love you guys. Thank you
Speaker 1: for doing it. Until tomorrow, my name is Arta Marine.
Speaker 1: Please become a champion. Goodbye. Oh yeah, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: all up in you tonight. Good I just gotta wonder
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