WEBVTT - "I AM CLAY-TAUR!" w/ Gareth Reynolds and Rob Benedict 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.920 Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:08.920 I Heart Radio. Oh my god, this was a champion 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:14.040 level ship show. This is what this is the most 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:15.960 I Messine, this is one of the best hours of 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:19.680 TV I ever seen. Our fifteen hours of TV. Do 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:25.440 you agree? The acoustics of that weird Hell's tape the 0:00:25.480 --> 0:00:30.280 Blue Church Hotel just that in and of itself, the acoustics. 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:31.960 Is there an elevator, That's what I want to know. 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:37.440 Oh my god, the staircase. I can't hear this person. Yeah, 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:39.520 I've been to that. I did a show in that place. 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:44.120 Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay, well, hello, hello, 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:47.880 welcome to another episode of our art of Marines. Accept 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:53.319 this from from the top. Hello, back to it as 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:55.279 I went on my first trip in a long time, 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:57.880 and I'm a little jet like. Hello, welcome to another 0:00:57.920 --> 0:01:00.120 episode of Will You Accept This Rose? My name was 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:03.720 Armorine coming to you for my bushy garage in Los Angeles, California. 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:09.960 What an episode of how it was remarkable, just when 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:13.520 you think, just when you think Ari was like the 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:18.920 craziest finale, or even Colton like Jessin was on stage 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:22.400 going I don't know what's going on? Claire, when Claire 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:25.040 is judging you for your life choices. When they're bringing 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:29.280 up I don't agree. When they bring out a woman 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:31.760 who's been stalked by a bachelor and they're like, what 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:34.160 do you think she should do? As like like like 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:38.000 literally poor Casey or Cassie. Like they're like, you've been 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:41.959 stalked by a bachelor, what advice would you give to? Like? Fully, okay, 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:44.520 okay with me today to break down this episode is 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:48.080 a man who is thoughtful. Can I just say most 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:51.080 people this person has been doing shows were in, all 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:53.360 of our doors are open, but you came and you 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:56.760 wore your mask. This is a don't want to give people. 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:02.120 I want people to give it to me. You're you're selfish, selfish? 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:08.359 He is, he is. He was a writer on Arrested Development, 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:12.000 he's a stand up comedian on tour who fucking kills us, 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:15.519 And he is the host of the Dollar But most importantly, 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:20.359 he is the Dracula of our franchise, Ladies and Gentlemen. 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:23.760 He just wont us all over so much. In the 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:26.160 last I feel like it's our anniversary. I feel like 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:27.959 I feel like he came. I feel like it came on. 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:37.240 Oh my God. Happy Anniversary Anniversary two days before St. 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:42.360 Patrick's Davie Our Anniversary, The anniversary anniversary. What did you 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:44.840 get me? What did you get me? I got you 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:51.320 non COVID, I got you some more COVID. Yes, I 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:53.200 went to New York and I got you some more 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:56.480 COVID and it was thank you, thank you. Also with 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:58.400 me is a man who's going to go to Paris 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:08.000 and get a new strain. Did Yankee accent is amazing? Malcy? 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:11.640 You know this is really held for me being so 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:13.639 it'll be easy for you to acclimate once you get there. 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:18.760 Oh yeah, oh yeah, he I'm going to do the 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:20.760 whole podcast like that, just so you feel like it's 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:23.520 like a pregame. It's a pre game. This is a 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:26.480 man that you know as Heaven and Hell. He is 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:30.200 he is, He is a Lucifer and then he is 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:34.359 also on Supernatural. Right. Good for a man who I 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:37.680 did a self tape with this week and I haven't 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:40.560 heard anything, have you know, ma'am? That's a good sign. 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:42.320 But I was gonna say that was I think that's 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:45.280 that's going to be my champion. That's okay, okay, yes, 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:47.960 So you were gonna say what pushing through healthy risk. Right. 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:52.520 My name is Rob Bennedict. We're obsessed with you. I'm 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:54.640 obsessed with you. And the other day we did something 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:57.280 we've never done before. Yes, we got We both had 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:59.560 an audition for the same show, the same project, and 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:01.760 I came, we're here and we knocked it out. I 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:05.040 have to tell you, so I I went to over 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:07.560 the weekend, I went to New York with Lauren Lokis 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:10.280 for Girls to Love Her and I said to her, 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:13.960 she loves you. And I was like, Okay, okay, she 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:16.920 loves you, she loves you, she loves you, Dracula. No, 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:19.480 She's got a great heaping pile of COVID for you. 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:22.520 Oh yeah, But I said to her, I told her 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:24.880 on the flight, I was like, I have to tell you. 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:27.240 I did a self tape with Rob Bennedict the other 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:30.760 day and robb Is, I mean, I've been in a 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:32.960 movie with you. I know you're but like to do 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:37.720 it self. Tapes are vulnerable, it's embarrassing. It is pushing 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:41.320 through its full champion because we honored the commitment with ourselves. 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:42.760 Whether we get it or not, we shut up like 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:45.400 they should give it to us, obviously, but I was 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:48.119 like I told Lauren, I was like, Rob is so good. 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:51.560 You're so good, and I have to tell you also 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:54.560 like you're very handsome in person filming you because self 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.000 tapes like I sometimes feel like not, I don't know. 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:58.200 I'm not gonna put it in the water. I'm not 0:04:58.240 --> 0:05:01.880 gonna speak against myself. I look like a supermodel. You do, nah, 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:04.360 But I want to say, looking at you on the iPhone, 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:07.560 I was like, look at round, Holy yeah, look at 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:11.160 his eyes. Pop are and you and I we just 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:13.880 missed each other like like trains in the night, trains 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:17.120 in the night, like trains, big trains in the COVID night. 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:21.120 Check a check a check and check checker. Together, we 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:23.280 probably I mean our energy together, we with the house 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:27.000 would have exploded. I mean I had a really good time. 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:29.720 It would have been all can you deal with Cats? 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:35.320 I love Cats the musical because that's a weird today 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:41.320 for our anniversary, our anniversary, you're celebrating other anniversaries over there. 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:43.760 I all say that there are two. There are of 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:48.720 the two. There's there's a lot of listeners who are like, hey, 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:50.720 there's a lot of listeners who want me and Bachelor 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:53.400 of the Ear. But there's also a whole segment emails 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:56.159 today that are, like I say, art and a dracula. 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:58.960 There's a lot of art and a dracula emails from listeners, 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:04.080 but there's all artists, that's what they call it. But 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:06.080 there's a lot of But then there's a lot of 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:08.560 people that are like, we are art and there's like 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:11.840 that people like these, Yeah, what is it called the 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:15.880 ship us ship? What is it that the kids call it? Yeah? 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:25.000 What is your doctor? Charactor is doctor? Arianna? Tanna, Danna Hannah, Montana, Banana, 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:29.159 Anna hosni a Anna Lauren and I also saying your praises, 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:32.560 I like, literally we were obsessed. She was like, Anna's 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:34.800 taking it to a whole new level. And then when 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:37.480 you like just in your ball are this lately? But 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:40.440 that like we were obsessed. And then you ordered the 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:42.240 same boots that she and I got from the Number 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:45.520 six Star. And then she said, I noticed that Anna 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:47.600 has been like really taken up her like that you 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:49.919 got like you had like a nice like COVID. You 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:51.760 were like you had your look going, you got your 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:55.280 hair cut. Champion. I stepped it up and Campion because 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:57.240 I had so much time alone that I was like, 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.839 you know what, I'm gonna be a champion. You're fucking woman. 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:03.200 Also with us today is a woman who has a 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:05.719 lot to say about tonight's episode, the one with whom 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:08.159 we would not be here, the woman who pushed us 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:12.400 through at Nerdice with said this shows greenlit. Yeah, and 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:14.440 I didn't check with it. Yeah. I just got great 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:18.400 Dr Kitty Levine And that's all we could ever want. 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:20.400 I literally, it's just like I love the Bachelor. I 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:24.120 want to do a Bachelor podcast. And was the best, 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:28.239 This is happening, everything was the best decision you ever made? 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:33.840 Um you guys, Rose terrible the roster No no, no, 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:44.120 not Rose ceremony from No kind of regret it kind 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:47.240 of Actually sometimes I think it's the worst decision because 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:49.360 we're still going and here we are, You're making us 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:52.880 talk about bandit champion. There's tiny trophies everywhere, there's half man, 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:56.840 half horse drawings. What have I done there? It is 0:07:56.840 --> 0:08:00.360 when he's coming back to the finale the drawer, Okay, 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:03.800 here we go, the Rose ceremony from hell. Here we 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:08.520 are in Iceland, chanting and acquire. Clayton is alone and 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:13.600 his personal pew at a row and he's so self centered, 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:16.800 this son of a gun. He keeps making it about himself. 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:20.240 It's like, Bro, you fuck two women. Sorry you didn't 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:22.600 get to funk a third. You're the one who handled this. 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:25.000 You played the rules of the game, but you handled 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:28.200 it so badly that now you're like, I am so 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:31.560 hurt right now. It's like, this isn't about you. If 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:35.199 we rewind it to last week, it's like he he 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:37.160 it worked for the first day he was like, I 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.240 love you, and then he slept her there, and the 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:41.880 next one he's like, I love you, and then the 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:44.240 second day, I love you. Then he said the next 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:47.080 he was like, yeah, I love you, just like did 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:49.079 you say to the other ones? He was like, when 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:50.959 you say say to the other ones, what do you mean? 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:55.360 I love you the most? Get out of here? What 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:59.040 just happened? Yeah? And then this week it's almost he's 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:01.320 almost like he's the vict. To me was to see 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:03.800 the moment to where he finally was like, I'm so broken. 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:06.920 I'm like, when does that come? I felt like he was. 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:10.560 I felt like that was filmed afterwards, because he felt 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:13.840 like he was acting so badly that it felt like 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:17.280 the producers are like, look, we have to protect you somehow, 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:21.400 like you're so hateable, you're such toxic maal energy. I 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:23.040 feel like they're like, okay, let's just put you in 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:26.000 front of this like pure one curtain and like, let's 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:27.920 just put you in from the pure one curtain and 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:29.760 we'll just get some tears and talk about how you 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:35.520 Let's say, okay and action love everyone. No, no, no, no, no, okay. 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:42.760 I'm so broken. Yeah, believable tears. Let me all right, 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:46.800 it's just so hard. I'm stretched like I'm in an 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:51.679 iron man and so okay, see that you have no believable. 0:09:51.760 --> 0:10:04.240 You're even less believable. That's a horse doing it. In 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:27.880 the moment, Williams have sprout in Vegas a pegas home. 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:36.360 Don't live in volcano horses outside of his family's arab 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:41.880 And here's my family excited to be a meat Gabby. 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:47.160 This is my dad. You really screwed the booge on 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:50.720 that one. Bro okay, So that he's like, I'm so hurt. 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:54.199 Everything blew up. This is this is where I think 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:56.320 it was after the fact that they're like, we got 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:59.440 to protect you, because he even said Susie left and 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:02.920 I blew up. I was so angry. That wasn't like me. 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:05.120 I feel like they were like, okay, we're editing it. 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:07.680 We need that was like in Culver City at the 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.560 old pier one that went out of Probably He's like, 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:13.200 I'm so messed up. I don't know what will happen. 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:18.880 I need somebody to help me because I'm so broken. 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:28.920 I literally the actor Clayton's yeah, that's right, Yeah, because 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:30.880 I did. I didn't. I don't know. I didn't buy it. 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:33.000 I didn't buy it either. It fell afterwards. I didn't 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:34.920 buy it. So here's the thing. Yeah, you're not likable. 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:39.520 We need to scenes right, Well, you're just like sad 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:48.839 perfect right. They dust off and I didn't buy this either. 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:53.880 Jesse looking so hungover. He's been hitting like he's been 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:56.240 hitting like the ice bar, like the ice hotel, the 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:59.480 ice castle, like vodka and the ice castle. So they 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:01.640 like pull him off of like an ice bar with 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:05.800 like the ice glass and that something duets stuck. They 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:09.160 dust him off and they're in a bench sitting by 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:13.120 ducks and there He's like, I'm blindsided. I don't my 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:16.560 trust is broken. I'm like, you're the one that did it, dude, 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:20.560 you did it? Bra and they're like, it doesn't make sense. 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:25.280 She I don't get it. She's the one who told 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:29.840 me I wanted weble to explore relationships fully. All you 0:12:29.960 --> 0:12:32.920 had to do was tell me not to follow in 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:37.640 love and funk everybody else that at the beginning of 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:41.080 the week. Nobody told me not to fun everything. Now, Katie, 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:45.720 you have thoughts, yes, well, I mean we're not okay, okay, 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:47.960 you let you raise your hand when you have your okay. 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:51.160 I did listen to his interview on Almost Famous with 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:53.800 Ashley and Ben, and apparently he was saying something like 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:57.040 in that moment when they were breaking up, he immediately 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:59.559 assumed she was doing it to become Bachelorrette, which is 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:03.760 why he claims that's why he flipped, which is like, wow, 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:09.200 maybe you should have given her some grace. No, but 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:13.000 I found out people emailed me because we forgot we 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:16.320 had questions about her. She was the one in Tokyo 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:20.600 who was the Disney princess, which apparently is really hard. 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:24.880 She looks like a Disney print. Great casting choice. So 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:29.880 then um so then he's so then uh, Jesse's like, 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:32.560 what are you gonna do? And he's like, sus He's 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:36.680 gone you've got Gabby and Rachel. They're expecting a rose 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:39.280 and meeting your parents. And he's like, oh, my trust 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:43.560 is broken. All my walls rap that hot therapists told 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:45.560 me to take the walls down. So it did, and 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:50.360 I sucked everybody. It's sexy therapists problem. Also bang the 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:57.680 therapist as another and then he's like, I am scared. 0:13:57.800 --> 0:13:59.720 He's like, you know what I'm gonna do this also 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:04.040 like it happened after the ceremony, He's like, here's the 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:06.880 plan of attack, and just like, okay, so that's the plan. 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:11.000 The plan is I'm scared if they know everything, if 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:13.160 I did them all in and I put it all 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:16.320 on the table that they're gonna leave, they might not 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:18.680 move forward, but I'm gonna tell them and if they 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:22.000 stick it out And then Jesse's like, okay, is you're 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:24.720 laying it all out on the line, Katie. Well, he 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:27.320 has to tell them they're gonna watch this well yeah, no, 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:30.200 ship there's cameras on. He has to do it like 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:32.160 because I mean, if he thinks, oh, there's a chance 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.160 I end up with one of them, they're gonna come 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:37.440 back and watch this be like, dude, not cool. Meanwhile, 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:41.120 they're in some snowy hell escape. Now I love winter. 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:44.960 I'm a Viking. This looks like hell on Earth there 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:49.040 in this snowy hell escape, this weird blue and cement building. 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:54.280 Dracula talk to us. Yeah, what is it. It's just 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:56.960 like a huge I mean it's basically like a huge 0:14:57.080 --> 0:15:00.000 arts center, but it has a couple of different theaters 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:03.520 and it is you've been there, I think, I mean 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:06.600 it's in I feel like there's probably only one down 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:09.360 those stairs and cry, yes, And I was like, what 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:12.880 is happening? It was so imprescient. Um, But yeah, it 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:16.800 is huge, and it is very cavernous, and you know, 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:19.400 there's normally other people there, but apparently when it's just 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:23.240 three people it's quite echoy. Um. But yes, they're an 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:27.720 escalator and elevator. There is an elevator. Okay, there's an elevate. 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:31.560 Those stairs were like it was like the death Star. 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:33.920 They picked a great I mean, it was, it was 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:37.400 incredible realized. I was like, are they like, did they 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:40.200 like pump up the audio so that you can hear crying? 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:44.920 And then when he's like Jesus there really, oh yes, 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:47.280 I think he could hear them. But they definitely popped 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:52.240 it up. It was incredible, incredible, fully work. Yes, really fantastic. 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:54.120 It kind of that place reminds me of like that 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:56.440 Windsor Castle where it looked like there was just stairs 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:58.920 going to random place, isn't it. Yeah, it was like 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:03.400 that MC yes, yeah, where as this hummingbird just keeps 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:05.440 coming and poking its head in the door. Is j 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:09.800 J J J J J. Okay. The last conversation I 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:12.320 might have said this on the podcast. The last conversation 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:15.000 I ever had with my mom was right before Clayton's 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:19.000 Colton's finale, and she kept insisting that Colton was gay 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:25.360 and she was right. Now she's like, I knew it, 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:29.160 I knew it, you know what. Her last conversation was 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:34.120 not wasted. Okay, Okay, here we go. So then so 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:37.760 then they're whispered and so so then Susie and I'm sorry, 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:41.640 Rachel and Gabby show up and they're like, where's Susie. 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:52.040 This was great? Great, This was a perfect episode of Yeah, 0:16:52.120 --> 0:16:54.360 and they're like, I don't know, you know, she went home. 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:57.480 It was because we also really like all the women 0:16:57.480 --> 0:17:00.280 that are left. There's nobody that you're like, no, like 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:02.600 all of them are like, no, ladies choose each other 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:04.920 and run away together, like just get out of there. 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:09.720 You guys are both great. So they played for Gabby 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:14.280 and yeah, I hope she's I hope she's bachelorette. We're 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:17.280 gonna find out tonight. Yeah, they said they're gonna announce it. 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:21.240 I hope it's Gabby. I hope it's. Uh. There's a 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:24.320 theory that someone emailed me, which is what was Molly Green, 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:26.560 who owns the Familiar Green greeting cards. You can go 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:28.679 to her Instagram and see them. They're very cute. She 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:30.879 commented on my post because Lauren and I went to 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:33.600 Greenwich Letter Press and she la and then laugh Familiar Green. 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:36.240 She was like, I love a stationary store and they 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:39.399 have great stationary laugh Familiar Green, as does Grettish. So 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:41.840 she you know, because Jesse was like, we're going to 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:44.160 announce the bachelorette and it's not who you think it's 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:46.679 going to be. She thinks it's gonna be Cassie. Okay, 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:53.760 that's why that's to be. But I just got age 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:55.639 when I saw her. I was like, well, I was 0:17:55.680 --> 0:17:57.800 kind of I don't know, why don't I don't even 0:17:57.840 --> 0:18:00.000 recognize her first, I like, I was like I didn't either, 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:01.439 and then it's like I don't want it to be here. 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:03.639 I don't want it to be here because her family. 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:07.200 I watched her because she was already on a reality 0:18:07.200 --> 0:18:09.639 show before The Bachelor, like she forgot about she and 0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:12.280 her family, and then her sister dates this or dated this, 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:14.800 Like I feel like this family is so trying to 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:17.679 be famous that I just don't want it to be her. 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:19.400 I feel like any of these other women feel real, 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:22.240 and I just don't wire with her. I feel sorry 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:24.520 that Colton, like I I don't. I think she's been 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:27.480 to hell and back, but I feel like Gabby is 0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:34.640 so real and authentic. She's your girl. I don't know 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:38.240 who Cassie on that Colton stopped. Yeah, I don't know, 0:18:38.600 --> 0:18:41.800 but it was the one He's got a similar situation 0:18:41.840 --> 0:18:44.600 where she tried to leave and he was like, no, wait, 0:18:44.680 --> 0:18:47.280 it's you, and then he jumped over. He jumped over, 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:51.320 and then and then you Chasetry like went after her 0:18:51.359 --> 0:18:54.600 after she you know, cut herself and was like it 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:56.440 was like I'm done. He was like, no, no, come back. 0:18:57.359 --> 0:18:59.680 You know it's going to be Cassie. That sucks. I'm 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:02.840 not into that. I mean, that's right. You know that 0:19:03.240 --> 0:19:06.000 brought her because obviously it's relevant. It's kind of similar situation. 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:08.480 I thought they were trying to be woke, like like hey, 0:19:08.520 --> 0:19:11.480 sorry about what happened Cassie, like like it is a 0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:14.440 similar situation, Like like I think you're right. I think 0:19:14.480 --> 0:19:26.240 it's gonna be Cassie. And I wish she's still with Dale. 0:19:27.280 --> 0:19:38.240 I want he went back to the fine young cannibals. Yeah, 0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:40.840 it's better be Gabby. Oh no, it's gonna be it's 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:44.920 gonna be can't Oh that's sight. What would he say? 0:19:45.080 --> 0:19:48.040 You're right? Who you think it's gonna be? Right? You're right, 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:53.240 they're making unless he thinks that we all think it's 0:19:53.240 --> 0:19:59.639 gonna be Susie. And he's like, no, no, you're right. 0:19:58.400 --> 0:20:01.840 Right was to I'll be happy with our Teddy or 0:20:01.880 --> 0:20:11.679 Gabby and ted is twenty three though, the virgin the 0:20:11.680 --> 0:20:14.760 confident like that. Again, that's so strange. I feels sacrificial, 0:20:14.960 --> 0:20:22.240 yea yea virgin of two cows. But she was so 0:20:22.400 --> 0:20:26.720 she was probably the most mature person on the whole scene. Okay, 0:20:26.760 --> 0:20:28.960 so here we go. So then they're like, where's Susie. 0:20:29.119 --> 0:20:36.000 They played bonkers music like Dan so that the girls 0:20:36.000 --> 0:20:41.840 are freaking out like a clay and shows up. He's like, 0:20:42.040 --> 0:20:47.440 as you can see, I'm different. I've been to hell 0:20:47.520 --> 0:20:53.240 and back in the last thirty hours. Susie is my heir. 0:20:53.840 --> 0:21:01.119 I shattered into pieces. I'm questioning everything. The person standing 0:21:01.119 --> 0:21:07.240 in front of you is not the person who fucked you, 0:21:09.000 --> 0:21:11.400 as you can see from my home. As you can see, 0:21:11.480 --> 0:21:28.000 I've taken true form as you can see. So then yesterday, 0:21:28.760 --> 0:21:32.680 if I had told what happened with Susie yesterday, have 0:21:32.760 --> 0:21:34.919 I told even one of you? If I was a 0:21:35.000 --> 0:21:38.359 lover intimate with either of you, the journey was over 0:21:38.440 --> 0:21:42.080 for us. I'm questioning everything. They're just like, I hope 0:21:42.160 --> 0:21:45.040 I get the rose tonight. The hell's going on over here. 0:21:45.080 --> 0:21:49.240 And he's like, you know, I'm questioning everything with her 0:21:49.720 --> 0:21:51.960 and everything I had. I didn't even know who I 0:21:52.000 --> 0:21:55.080 was even looking at. I couldn't even look at her face. 0:21:56.280 --> 0:22:02.040 That was so like friends, like because she didn't want 0:22:02.080 --> 0:22:04.000 to be with you, because you fund both of these. 0:22:04.520 --> 0:22:06.960 He's again, it's like the entitled thing. He's like acting 0:22:07.000 --> 0:22:09.120 like their pokemon. He's got to catch them all. Yeah, 0:22:09.200 --> 0:22:14.120 he's just how she dares you reject play? Jar said 0:22:14.760 --> 0:22:26.600 the other two, she did this your victim here. All 0:22:26.640 --> 0:22:28.240 he had to do was just say like, hey, I 0:22:28.359 --> 0:22:31.320 fucked up. I messed up. I couldn't you look at 0:22:31.320 --> 0:22:35.719 her face. Everything he says, he says it wrong. At 0:22:35.720 --> 0:22:37.800 one point, I was screaming the TV like stopped talking. 0:22:38.320 --> 0:22:42.720 Toxic male energy entitled even I loved His dad was 0:22:42.760 --> 0:22:45.720 like you fucking suck. That was like, what are you 0:22:45.720 --> 0:22:50.359 talking about? Don't go get her, clay Tar. I loved 0:22:50.400 --> 0:22:52.879 his as. I felt like his dad was like, ladies, 0:22:53.440 --> 0:22:57.440 I'd fuck ether you like I feel like saying they're 0:22:57.440 --> 0:22:59.879 a good looking woman. He was like really stared on me. 0:23:00.000 --> 0:23:01.879 I was like, I've never talked to anybody's dad like this. 0:23:02.000 --> 0:23:08.960 Like so he listen, I'm proud of you for walking away, Gabby. Listen. 0:23:09.000 --> 0:23:11.639 I I played for the Rams for two minutes and 0:23:11.920 --> 0:23:14.240 like you know, you know I don't. And I was 0:23:14.280 --> 0:23:20.120 worried with Gabby because her shoulder just kept getting yea 0:23:25.000 --> 0:23:29.520 so then so then um so He's like, look, I 0:23:29.560 --> 0:23:31.920 don't want it to be a deal breaker for us. 0:23:33.040 --> 0:23:37.600 I was in love with her, and I was was 0:23:37.840 --> 0:23:41.160 in love with each of you two, and I am 0:23:41.320 --> 0:23:46.200 in love with both of you, and tences don't mean 0:23:46.320 --> 0:23:51.240 anything to play you understand? Why do you all look 0:23:51.280 --> 0:23:55.320 so confused? I was pretty straightforward, sous. He left because 0:23:55.320 --> 0:23:57.439 she didn't want me fucking you, which I did. She 0:23:57.560 --> 0:24:00.320 told me that after I didn't recognize her. I love 0:24:00.359 --> 0:24:05.920 inside of an active volcano. Do you want to you 0:24:05.960 --> 0:24:08.679 want to walk down those stairs again? Do you know 0:24:08.680 --> 0:24:11.720 I learned to me to get up here that I 0:24:11.800 --> 0:24:16.760 mean an icy area with hoods upstairs. This is set 0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:25.320 up to hurt me a god anything. I was in 0:24:25.400 --> 0:24:27.640 love with her, and I was in love with each 0:24:27.680 --> 0:24:30.200 of you two, and I am in love with behavior. 0:24:30.840 --> 0:24:32.680 I don't think about it. I was like, what did 0:24:32.680 --> 0:24:36.000 he say? Right? So? How many trips across the bridge? 0:24:36.040 --> 0:24:40.359 When it takes the one who acts correctly gets the rooms? 0:24:40.960 --> 0:24:45.160 You have thirty minutes? Gabby starts crying and then he goes. 0:24:45.320 --> 0:24:51.480 I also was intimate with way it gets word right now. 0:24:52.160 --> 0:24:55.800 I also was intimate with both of you, And then 0:24:56.200 --> 0:25:00.480 um and then Rachel saying that every one he's like 0:25:00.520 --> 0:25:02.520 talking to every like I was intimate with both of them. 0:25:02.520 --> 0:25:04.600