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Speaker 1: All right, all right, come into your life from Philly.

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Speaker 1: It's the number one rated Polly and Tony Fosco show.

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Speaker 1: Y'all as always, Polly Fools go here with Tony FoST

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Speaker 1: going Tony Huge.

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Speaker 2: You know, Rob Gronkowski just said something about Aaron Hernandez

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Speaker 2: that some people are calling disturbing. Yeah, we'll tell you

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Speaker 2: why they're the ones are disturbing us. And also talking

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Speaker 2: about dumb people. You know, they're saying brock parties over paid. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we'll tell you why these people can't count. And also

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you why Britney Mahomes and her alleged boob job.

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Speaker 2: You know, gotta say, Tony has things looking up for

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Speaker 2: Patrick Mahomes doesn't.

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Speaker 3: I'm looking up and horizontal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good point that, Tony. Anyway, before we get into

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Speaker 2: the show, remember you, yeah, you out there. You know

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Speaker 2: You don't just sit there like some lazy bum right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're talking to all you people out there, and

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Speaker 4: also the bots too.

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Speaker 3: You know they can hit like two if they want.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't forget the bots can hit like the Yeah,

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Speaker 2: scalking to everybody. All right, now that we got all

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Speaker 2: that out of the way, let's get right into our

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Speaker 2: top story story.

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Speaker 3: All right, first out the gate.

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Speaker 2: You know, as journalists, it's our duty to report on

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Speaker 2: anything surrounding the game of football, and that's why we

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Speaker 2: must discuss this stunning interview from the show Busting with

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Speaker 2: the Boys where Rob Gronkowski claimed that during a Patriots

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Speaker 2: team meeting, he once saw Aaron Hernandez masturbating.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Now, yeah, people are finding the story very disturbing. But Tony,

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Speaker 2: I gotta admit when I heard this, frankly, I was impressed.

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Speaker 4: You know, honestly, I was two. I mean, you know,

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Speaker 4: what do we always say players need to have.

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Speaker 3: A love of football.

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Speaker 4: There a love of football is everything, you know, and

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Speaker 4: this story just shows that Aaron Hernandez loved football well

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Speaker 4: so much that it actually made him physically aroused. You know,

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Speaker 4: if I'm a coach and I see a guy masturbating

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Speaker 4: during film sessions, I think that guy's a keeper.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 4: If he's that excited during film study, think about how

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Speaker 4: excited he's gonna be on game day.

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Speaker 3: Great point, don'ty.

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Speaker 2: And you know, this makes me think that maybe these

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Speaker 2: NFL coaches have been too strict I mean, you know,

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Speaker 2: we constantly hear stories about players skipping film sessions. Well,

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Speaker 2: maybe if this coach has told them that they were

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Speaker 2: allowed to masturbate during the film sessions, these players would want.

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Speaker 4: To show up, absolutely, And you know that way of

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Speaker 4: teaching could work, and so many other sports too, like baseball, golf, hockey, lacrosse.

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Speaker 4: You know what's the most important part of those sports

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Speaker 4: the grip exactly. You know, if you want a young

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Speaker 4: man to learn how to properly grip equipment, don't you

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Speaker 4: think he should first learn how to properly grip his

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Speaker 4: own equip.

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Speaker 2: It meant another great point that, Doty. And you know

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Speaker 2: this is really a great lesson for younger players, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 4: Of course, I mean, what do coaches always say to

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Speaker 4: play is play with within yourself exactly. Well, how can

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Speaker 4: you learn to play within yourself if you don't first

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Speaker 4: learn to play with yourself?

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Speaker 3: So true and so well said that, Dony.

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Speaker 2: You know, I have to say I do kind of

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Speaker 2: have a problem with people saying that it's weird for

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Speaker 2: Aaron Hernandez to have masturbated during these film sessions. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I have to admit, when I watch video of the

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Speaker 2: Philly Special. I sometimes pull my pants down and you know,

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Speaker 2: hold my own Lombody Trophy.

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Speaker 3: I mean, who doesn't Who doesn't you know?

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Speaker 2: I mean if you're basically watching a grown man pound

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Speaker 3: You know, what's the difference between that and you know exactly?

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Speaker 4: You know? I was on a date the other night

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Speaker 4: and this girl came back to my place and she said,

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Speaker 4: And I said, of course, And I put on a

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Speaker 4: video of this year's Super Bowl.

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Speaker 3: And I have no shame in admitting this.

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Speaker 4: But when Kooper Degen ran back that pick six, well,

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Speaker 4: let's just say I ejaculated in my pants.

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Speaker 3: Again, no shame, totally understandable. Anybody was, of course.

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Speaker 2: Ah, all right, got to this next story, and you know, again,

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Speaker 2: as journalists, it is our duty to report on any

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Speaker 3: One hundred well.

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Speaker 2: Eagles receiver AJ Brown came out. I said he's concerned

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Speaker 2: because many of his Eagles teammates see if addicted to

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Speaker 2: each other having sex and enjoy watching videos of each

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Speaker 2: other having sex and Tony, this is disturbing, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm fine with guys spending time masturbate into

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Speaker 4: football plays, but this is where I draw the line.

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Speaker 4: We can't repeat as champions if we have so many

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Speaker 4: players wasting their time filming each other have in sex.

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Speaker 3: Nope, that's why.

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Speaker 4: Today we are announcing the launch of Fosco Productions. Yep,

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Speaker 4: your one stop shop for all entertainment production, whether it's

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Speaker 4: a sports talk show or a five player orgy. Yep,

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Speaker 4: we will record it all and take the pressure off

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Speaker 4: of you y'all. Will set up the lights, the camera,

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Speaker 4: the loob, and will handle all the distribution and profits

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Speaker 4: just for you. We're happy to help Fusco Production just.

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Speaker 2: Such an exciting little venture for us, don'ty absolutely? And well,

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Speaker 2: another story we have to get the because again, as journalists,

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Speaker 2: it's our job to report on any story surrounding the

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Speaker 2: game of football one hundred percent. That's why we must

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Speaker 2: bring to your attention this recently revealed photo of Britney Mahomes,

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Speaker 2: wife of Patrick Mahomes, who allegedly upgraded the size of

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Speaker 2: her chest. And as much as we don't like Mahomes

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Speaker 2: because he's a total loser.

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Speaker 3: We do have to say this is.

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Speaker 2: A smart move and a good step in the right direction, fam,

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Speaker 2: isn't it?

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Speaker 3: Dony? Absolutely?

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Speaker 4: You know, Mahomes has struggled with holding onto the football recently,

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Speaker 4: and now these enhanced fun bags should help him practice

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Speaker 4: his grip. You know, we've seen this strategy work before

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Speaker 4: with Jared Goff and his wife and her massive oblong

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Speaker 4: football shaped breasts.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 4: And also, of course there's Jimmy Garoppolo, who stopped his

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Speaker 4: fumbling problem by spending his off season squeezing the giant

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Speaker 3: Hold on, it's always squeezing. God, what are you doing?

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Speaker 3: What do you want stopping the show?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: What? We're now several minutes into this show, which is

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Speaker 5: supposed to be about sports, and all you've discussed is

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Speaker 5: women's breasts and masturbation. Frankly, it's disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Well, frankly, disgusting is what every woman says about your venus.

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Speaker 3: Actually they say, frankly, it's invisible.

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Speaker 2: Oh that backfired on your shut up, all right to

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Speaker 2: other news. You know, last year we pointed out that

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Speaker 2: after Eagles coach Nick Sirianni shaved his head or the

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Speaker 2: Eagles became unbeatable. Well it's happened right again in Philly.

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Speaker 2: Has Donate was struggling, you know a little this season,

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Speaker 2: just a little, and he shaved his head and now

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Speaker 2: he's on fire, nodding over five hundred since the head

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Speaker 2: shaved and donated. You know, I was going to say

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Speaker 2: that this proves that cutting your head short makes you

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Speaker 2: smarter or better. But you know, then I remembered our producer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, I thought of that too.

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Speaker 4: You know, our producer has short hair, which must mean

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Speaker 4: that he must be so dumb that even with his

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Speaker 3: Exactly.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know, you gotta wonder if he had

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Speaker 2: long hair, well, he'd just be an invalid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd be a caveman, is something. It just doesn't

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Speaker 5: Guys are calling me a caveman. Just look in the mirror.

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Speaker 3: Oh don't worry.

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Speaker 2: I'll look in the mirror as I drive my car

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Speaker 2: over your body and look back just to see that

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Speaker 2: you're dead.

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Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. Now shut up, yeah, now shut up? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: all right, stop being the rupt stop exactly, Let's just

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Speaker 2: At the forty nine ers gave their mediocre and usually

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Speaker 2: two hundred and sixty five million dollars. Now, some people

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Speaker 2: think brock Purty is now wildly overbaid, but that's very

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Speaker 4: Don't it totally brock Party needs to be paid all

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Speaker 4: that money. Have you looked at the price of apartments

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Speaker 4: me that brock Party could only afford a studio apartment

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Speaker 4: for Brandon Ayuk. He's only making thirty million dollars a year,

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Speaker 2: Wow, this truly puts it all in perspective that dony

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Speaker 2: yin the contract knows. The Browns have signed Shadur Sanders

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Speaker 3: This raises a serious question, doesn't it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, why can't NFL players enter the transfer portal and

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Speaker 3: Yep?

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Speaker 4: If Shadou Sanders could transfer from the Browns to Ohio State,

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Speaker 4: And you know he's already in Ohio, so he wouldn't

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Speaker 2: Just a terrific breakdown that dony and well the other

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Speaker 2: football knows. The NFL has voted to allow players to

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Speaker 2: play Olympic flag football.

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Speaker 3: Now, if you don't know how that version of the

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Speaker 3: sport works.

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Speaker 2: You see the players they wear colored streamers around their waist,

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Speaker 2: they can't tackle, and they'll actually be penalized for any

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Speaker 2: harsh contact. Also, no pads, just tight shorts and spandex pants.

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Speaker 3: Tony, your thoughts on this?

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Speaker 4: You know, I think this is long overdue and it's

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Speaker 4: about time. Football should be open to everybody, no matter

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Speaker 3: This is such a great step forward hold on society.

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Speaker 2: I think something must have gotten lost in translation here

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Speaker 2: we're talking about flag.

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Speaker 4: Football, flag football. Okay, my mistake, you know, because when

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Speaker 4: you mentioned the no tackling and the tight shorts and

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Speaker 4: you know, the streamers and the span dex.

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Speaker 2: You know, I just assume. I know you assume, but

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Speaker 2: I don't totally get it. Totally understandable. Again, my mistake.

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Speaker 2: You know, we got the wires crossed. Let's us move on,

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Speaker 4: You know she's kind of rough, you know, even dirty,

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Speaker 3: Definitely a wood.

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Speaker 2: Definitely a wood for me, Tony, and all right, Sophie

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Speaker 4: A real team player, gives it up for anybody, and

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Speaker 5: This segment is awful? It's so clearly about objectifying women

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Speaker 4: Whoa?

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Speaker 2: Who said anything about the sex and objectifying women?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean?

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Speaker 4: Bro?

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Speaker 5: What what do you mean?

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Speaker 2: We were clearly talking about if you would or wouldn't

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Speaker 3: Except your Yeah, no, get your mind out of.

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Speaker 4: The gutta bro, you know that's all you think about,

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Speaker 4: you depraved pervert.

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Speaker 3: Just disgusting, disgusting.

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Speaker 4: We apologize to all our female viewers for having to

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Speaker 2: Yeah we apologize. Yeah, we apologize to you the way enough. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you're mowning the show to shut up? All right, Look,

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Speaker 3: Let's just Tony, all right.

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Speaker 2: See this, Phillies pitcher Jose Alvarado was suspended eighty games

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Speaker 2: And now, Tony, this is just truly disgraceful, isn't it

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Speaker 4: This is the problem with sports today. It's the feminization

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Speaker 4: well surrender to the Soviets now, I mean, what's gonna

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Speaker 3: You know, it's a very slippery slope, just very.

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Speaker 2: Terrifying all around, Tony and well talking about bands that

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Speaker 3: It just seems so stupid. What's going on here, Tony?

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Speaker 4: You know, we all know Scotty Scheffler needs a driver.

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Speaker 4: The last time we saw him drive, he ran over

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Speaker 4: You know, we can't let him take the wheel here

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Speaker 3: He could kill somebody. He could kill guys.

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Speaker 5: What now they're banning drivers as in golf clubs, not

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Speaker 3: What you know?

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Speaker 5: This, this is the problem with our society. Lazy people

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what headline we're all about

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Speaker 2: to say, producer dies a virgin.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I actually drove your mom home last night with

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Speaker 2: Oh you know, we need to have a word without producer.

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Speaker 2: Let's just go ahead, go to break, Go to break

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Speaker 3: We did.

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Speaker 2: He was very apologetic for his terrible behavior. And you

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Speaker 2: couldn't look at him now. He's just scared. He looks

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Speaker 2: a zero tolerance policy.

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Speaker 3: Very thin. Nice. But the problem here is that.

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Speaker 2: Because he spent so much time talking that we're now

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Speaker 2: and just close out the show here. We're gonna remind

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Speaker 3: Of what wait, wait, are you kidding?

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Speaker 2: After our firm talk with you, did you listen to

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Speaker 2: the farm doc correction. It's the only firm thing he's

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Speaker 3: Do you want?

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Speaker 5: What you said, Shador Sanders should go back and play

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Speaker 5: college football.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, Yeah, And that's called career advice. Bro. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Once you enter the NFL draft, you forfeit your eligibility.

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Speaker 5: That means Schador is no longer eligible to play college football.

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Speaker 3: That's the rule. Oh well, I'll give you a rule.

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Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw you a penis. Let's just say you're

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Speaker 4: not eligible to enter a woman.

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Speaker 2: Oh great, what what what could that possibly be?

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Speaker 5: What you said that brock Party could only afford a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bro high cost of living.

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Speaker 5: Bro Party is making fifty three million dollars a year

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Well, have I mantioned how much I want

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Speaker 2: to kill you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I saw your inbox on Tinda and it's looking pretty empty.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, so sad you're done.

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Speaker 5: You're done, by the by the way, you mentioned the Soviets. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: the Soviet Union fell in nineteen eighty nine. Well you're

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Speaker 5: going to fall off my balcony in twenty twenty.

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Speaker 3: Five, so there you go.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 2: Don shan know who's coming on the show next week, Tony,

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Speaker 2: someone we actually want and you better not interrupt him

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Speaker 2: when he's talking Super Bowl hero egos legend Nick Foles

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Speaker 2: will be Oh h, don't forget we told you at

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Speaker 2: the top. You subscribe to this podcast, your rate and

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Speaker 2: review on Apple podcasts, and you visit the merch Sto

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Speaker 2: and you show exactly and Tony Donny, great job, as always.

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Speaker 3: Sink to you. Fore another floorless show.

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Speaker 2: There you go, see people next week, see your