1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,559 Speaker 1: Okay, Opie. All right, Welcome to another episode of Okay 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: Opy with Samuel Donner and John Fry. All right, So, John, 3 00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 1: I got a juicy one for you. Juicy. 4 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:12,240 Speaker 2: Spill it on. 5 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 1: Juicy is actually a little bit of a spoiler. Today 6 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:20,639 Speaker 1: I effed up by eating over a gallon of pudding 7 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:26,160 Speaker 1: and vomiting everywhere. Content warning, I've seen worse on here, 8 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 1: so I thought i'd share. This is gross, though, so 9 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 1: just warning you. 10 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 2: I love gross. Let's get into it. 11 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: Okay. So when I was in middle school, I had 12 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:38,520 Speaker 1: more or less the exact same breakfast and lunch every day. 13 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: My mom liked to keep things simple and cheap, so 14 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: every breakfast I had fruit loops, and lunch was a 15 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 1: peanut butter and jelly sandwich, capri sun pear fruit cup, 16 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:49,960 Speaker 1: and something that switched depending on what was on sale 17 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 1: at the time, so all sugar. 18 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:52,160 Speaker 2: Basically all sugar. 19 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 1: This is by far not a healthy breakfast. At lunch 20 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: like freaking Americans, for most of the second semester, that thing, 21 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 1: the thing that was on sale was a large vanilla 22 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 1: cup of pudding sixty percent more than normal vanilla cups actually, 23 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: and it was creamy. Sometimes I was not hungry and 24 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: saved it for later in my locker and ended up 25 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,759 Speaker 1: just never eating it, which like, dude, are you really 26 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: saving things in your locker like putting goes bad man. 27 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,440 Speaker 2: I would do that. I'm not gonna lie. That's definitely 28 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 2: something I would have done. I would have through I'm 29 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,440 Speaker 2: a child, like I say later. 30 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,559 Speaker 1: All right, well, I would do it, and neither should 31 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:33,399 Speaker 1: do Sometimes I was not hungry and saved it for 32 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:36,240 Speaker 1: later in my locker and ended up never eating it. 33 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,959 Speaker 1: At the end of the year, I had over three 34 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:43,400 Speaker 1: packs worth of cups, around eighteen of these jumbo cups, 35 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 1: which is basically like almost thirty regular cups. Yeah, a 36 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 1: lot of cups, a lot of pudding. In the last 37 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: week of school, I took them all out at lunch 38 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 1: wondering what to do with him, imagining like this tower 39 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: of cups and he's looking at his kingdom and he's like, 40 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: what should I do with all these cups? 41 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 2: Also, did you ever have at the elementary school table 42 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 2: like the market for like trading stuff like grapes for 43 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:10,920 Speaker 2: cookies and like no, no, dude, literally, like honestly, I 44 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 2: love it. It's like an economic experiment. Every day at lunch. 45 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,359 Speaker 2: It would basically be like a bizarre and everyone would 46 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 2: be training like, Okay, you have a kit cat, I'll 47 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 2: trade you a pop chart. Okay, you have carrots, I'll 48 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:21,639 Speaker 2: trade you grapes. 49 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,239 Speaker 1: Like your school was very entrepreneurial. What was the best 50 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: thing you traded for? 51 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I think I would trade maybe like 52 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 2: carrots for chips or like something like that. 53 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,799 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good trade. It's a good trade. Yeah. 54 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:38,239 Speaker 1: I was actually called salad boy, salad bar I had. 55 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 1: I had the worst in the middle school standards, had 56 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,920 Speaker 1: the worst lunches because all I had was salad. No 57 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:47,960 Speaker 1: one wanted to trade with me. In fact, it got 58 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 1: so bad that this was at the time when Soldier 59 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: Boy was like really big. Oh for sure, They fucking 60 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 1: made a rap about me called salad Boy. 61 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,920 Speaker 2: Oh my god, who the. 62 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 1: Day, I still remember it. He goes solid Boy up 63 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: in the Oh uh wait, wait, salad boy up in 64 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,519 Speaker 1: They Oh, why me cranked at wymy roll? Why me 65 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 1: cranked that pamese on and super bad? And it wasn't 66 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 1: even that creative. It just they replaced Solid but it was. 67 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:25,960 Speaker 2: Oh my god, wow. I am genuinely so entertained Wow. 68 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, not a popular kid in middle school. Wow. 69 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 2: I am sorry about the haters, and like, I like, 70 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 2: definitely I would probably be like so sad if that 71 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 2: was me. But also that is just it's hilarious, so entertaining. 72 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,760 Speaker 2: Also it's so sad because it's like your mom was 73 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 2: doing the right thing. 74 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she was trying to feed me, right, trying 75 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: to make me not a little fat kid, and uh 76 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 1: I got. 77 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 2: Made for it and it's so sad. Man. 78 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: Actually, another thing like that is I had a six pack, 79 00:03:55,880 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 1: like basically since I was born and flex right, some flex. 80 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:06,240 Speaker 1: But bro, in fucking middle school they called me vagina stomach? 81 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 2: Bro, what you got made fun of having a six pack? 82 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 1: To make fun of you for anything in middle school? Dude? 83 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 1: What I know? 84 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 2: I know it was that I was out here trying 85 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,960 Speaker 2: to have a six pag wow, vaginas you know what? 86 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:25,840 Speaker 2: You know what that you know what? 87 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:26,280 Speaker 1: That was? 88 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 2: That was all the other boys, because it's like it's 89 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,839 Speaker 2: it's all ego and security, right, So it's like, Okay, 90 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,720 Speaker 2: here's the guy who like actually looks good. And the 91 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 2: ladies were like, how do we put him as far 92 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 2: down as possible? We make a rap about cranking Promeisan. 93 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,280 Speaker 2: I call his stomach a vagina, Like. 94 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 1: Wow, dude. Middle school was a rough Wow. 95 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,480 Speaker 2: This also, this might be the best banter of the 96 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 2: entire series, Like this is this is the new. 97 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,480 Speaker 1: Things about each other all the time. 98 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:53,280 Speaker 2: Wow. 99 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 1: Anyway, and the last week of school, I took them 100 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,159 Speaker 1: all out at lunch, wondering what to do with them, 101 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,200 Speaker 1: when my real rich friend Max says he will give 102 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:06,120 Speaker 1: me one hundred dollars one hundred smack rope yo to 103 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,039 Speaker 1: eat all of them. 104 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 2: One hundred dollars dollars. That's ten thousand dollars a kid. 105 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's hella, that's hell. I didn't even know 106 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,159 Speaker 1: what I'd do with one hundred dollars. 107 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:14,719 Speaker 2: Seriously. 108 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: Now, my mom never gave me an allowance and I 109 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 1: never had money, so this was like winning. 110 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 2: The lottery for this is one hundred thousand dollars. 111 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 1: One hundred thousand dollars in kid money, babe. Plus, everyone 112 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,479 Speaker 1: wanted me to do it, so I did. Peer pressure 113 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: or no. I wanted that money, and I wanted to 114 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,720 Speaker 1: impress people. I love how like impressing people is that 115 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat a fucking one hundred hundred. 116 00:05:36,279 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 2: Comes of pudding like wow, man. 117 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,839 Speaker 1: So I went and grabbed one of the plastic sports 118 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 1: the cafeteria let us have and started eating one cup 119 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 1: after another. Now, at the time, I love vanilla pudding cups, 120 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:50,039 Speaker 1: so it wasn't really that hard to eat them. But 121 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,359 Speaker 1: I felt a pressure building at the back of my throat, 122 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:58,279 Speaker 1: and it quickly became difficult to swallow this semi solid pudding, over, 123 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:04,159 Speaker 1: semi solid and over. Eventually, though, I finished the pudding 124 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:08,200 Speaker 1: and Max gave me one hundred dollars. But the story 125 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:11,080 Speaker 1: is far from over, fam. I felt good about the money, 126 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,440 Speaker 1: not so good about the gagging feeling from the back 127 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,880 Speaker 1: of my throat. The next period goes by and I 128 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,919 Speaker 1: cannot remember what was talked about. I was too focused 129 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,640 Speaker 1: on keeping the growing dense pressure at the back of 130 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 1: my throat from erupting out in class, use it as. 131 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,480 Speaker 2: An excuse to get out of class. I would have done. 132 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:34,880 Speaker 1: That, though, Unfortunately in eighth period I could not hold 133 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:35,599 Speaker 1: it anymore. 134 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 2: Oh. 135 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 1: I told my teacher I had to leave to go 136 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,800 Speaker 1: to the bathroom and stayed there for the rest of 137 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:45,080 Speaker 1: the period and an hour or two after school, an 138 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 1: hour or two I threw up a lot. Two whole 139 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Speaker 1: hours of non stop gagging. It was like syrup, not 140 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:59,600 Speaker 1: liquity whatsoever. I was barely able to breathe. I'm fairly 141 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:03,839 Speaker 1: positive I passed out briefly after all the while of vomiting. 142 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:07,000 Speaker 1: I believe this because I remember my face and glasses 143 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,640 Speaker 1: being covered in a mixture of putting in bits of 144 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 1: my lunch. Eventually, my eighth period teacher got my male 145 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,520 Speaker 1: history teacher to head into the bathroom, where he found 146 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:21,080 Speaker 1: me still coughing and gagging into the toilet. I think 147 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 1: I might have gagged looking at the scene of putting 148 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:27,000 Speaker 1: on the toilet the floor in my face. Dude, that 149 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,200 Speaker 1: honestly must have been like a murder scene. Now I'm 150 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,280 Speaker 1: about to gag right now. Bro. 151 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 2: I'm literally like, yeah, I'm feeling. 152 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:41,160 Speaker 1: Great, dude. I'm just imagining like the history professor coming 153 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:45,040 Speaker 1: in and just slipping everywhere like I'm skating. 154 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa. 155 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:51,520 Speaker 1: Honestly, I thought I would die. How honestly, I thought 156 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,920 Speaker 1: I would die with how hard it was to breathe. 157 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:57,760 Speaker 1: After what seemed like forever an eternity, I was stable 158 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:02,800 Speaker 1: enough to stop crying crying, op was crying. 159 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:06,960 Speaker 2: I would cry today, if I was vomiting for two hours, guaranteed. 160 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:10,239 Speaker 1: He watch his face clean, attempted to drink some water 161 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,920 Speaker 1: and eat some solid food to get over the nausea. 162 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,640 Speaker 1: My mom picked me up after she got off of 163 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 1: work as a nurse surround ate at night. I was 164 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 1: off school the next day with people thinking I was 165 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:22,520 Speaker 1: sick with a virus. I never told anyone this the 166 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 1: last six years. I don't know if one hundred dollars 167 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,840 Speaker 1: was worth it, but that was probably the stupidest thing 168 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,720 Speaker 1: that happened to me when I was in school, and 169 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 1: the TLDR is I ate a gallon of pudding for 170 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:38,880 Speaker 1: money and fame and threw it up before passing out 171 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Speaker 1: face first into it. 172 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,360 Speaker 2: Oh my god. Now here's the thing, though this might 173 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:47,920 Speaker 2: be a controversial take, but honestly, as a kid, I 174 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:51,920 Speaker 2: would still take the vomiting experience. And here's a thousand dollars. 175 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,440 Speaker 2: Here's why it's one hundred thous Like I maybe got 176 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:57,720 Speaker 2: like maybe like five or six dollars a week, So like, 177 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 2: how many weeks is that? Twenty weeks? Like twenty weeks 178 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,800 Speaker 2: worth of money, And like I'm going to Walmart immediately 179 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:07,880 Speaker 2: and copying, like the the yu gi oh army I 180 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 2: would buy. 181 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:10,560 Speaker 1: I was a Pokemon guy. I would buy so many 182 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,560 Speaker 1: Pokemon I was. 183 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,120 Speaker 2: I was all in on yugyoh. But like to me, 184 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,160 Speaker 2: it's like okay, Like that would be like someone going 185 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,360 Speaker 2: to me right now and saying, like, hey, would you 186 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,040 Speaker 2: like to eat a gallon of expired putting for like 187 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,640 Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars? Yeah, I would do that, dude. 188 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,160 Speaker 1: I'm getta do it what I do minutes for ten 189 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:32,040 Speaker 1: thousand dollars easiest money I'd ever make. The Yeah worth 190 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:37,360 Speaker 1: Come on? Come on? Also, okayop fam, if you haven't 191 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:43,160 Speaker 1: already freaking subscribe. 192 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:46,439 Speaker 2: Yes, sorry, I just realized my okayop entitled father steals 193 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,920 Speaker 2: money as a payment for his good deed. 194 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:50,000 Speaker 1: Ek. 195 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,080 Speaker 2: I thought it would be at least a few months 196 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:55,640 Speaker 2: since I had another entitled parent encounter, but less than 197 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,079 Speaker 2: a week since my last one it happened again. 198 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,319 Speaker 1: Oh God, you think you're s I think you're safe 199 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:05,719 Speaker 1: from the entitled barons, But spooky. 200 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,400 Speaker 2: I was working on the tills at my supermarket, serving 201 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,240 Speaker 2: customers during the school rush. It's around four pm. I 202 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:15,280 Speaker 2: had just got done serving an elderly gentleman and was 203 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:18,160 Speaker 2: now serving a middle aged man and his daughter. The 204 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,000 Speaker 2: previous customer was standing to the side putting away his 205 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 2: loyalty card and his bank card when I noticed that 206 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,760 Speaker 2: he had dropped his bank card instead of putting it away, 207 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,160 Speaker 2: The father, who I was serving we will refer to 208 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 2: as entitled dad, quickly ran over and grabbed his card. 209 00:10:32,679 --> 00:10:35,160 Speaker 2: I assumed he was gonna return it, but instead he 210 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,280 Speaker 2: ran back to the till basically the cashier and tapped 211 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:41,040 Speaker 2: the old man's card on the reader to pay for 212 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:46,040 Speaker 2: his shopping before grabbing his items and returning it to 213 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:51,000 Speaker 2: the old man. What can you imagine a scum that 214 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,439 Speaker 2: you possibly imagine. 215 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,920 Speaker 1: Freaking Oh my god. 216 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,920 Speaker 2: Bro, you see someone drop it, You're like, I know 217 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:01,560 Speaker 2: who owns this card. You take it quickly, pay for 218 00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:04,679 Speaker 2: your groceries, and then go back to bring it back 219 00:11:04,679 --> 00:11:04,960 Speaker 2: to him. 220 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,120 Speaker 1: That dude, dude, you there's a special place for you. 221 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,720 Speaker 2: There really is a special place. And it's not even 222 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,679 Speaker 2: like this is. It would still be unacceptable if he 223 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:16,280 Speaker 2: paid for it and like did the work to hunt 224 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:20,120 Speaker 2: down the guy. Yeah, you know, like later you're killing money, 225 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,640 Speaker 2: but he literally was right there. 226 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:25,920 Speaker 1: You're stealing money. Just absolutely no, that's like someone dropping 227 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,240 Speaker 1: a wallet and then just taking out the money from 228 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,920 Speaker 1: their wallet and then giving the wallet back for. 229 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:35,520 Speaker 2: I had no customers after entitled Dad, so I approached 230 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,120 Speaker 2: the two as they were talking, and I overheard the 231 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,240 Speaker 2: entitled dad saying, you dropped your card them mate, can't 232 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:45,079 Speaker 2: be losing that. I guess he's Australian, a terrible Australian accent. 233 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,240 Speaker 2: I should have left that the same. 234 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:48,760 Speaker 1: I like it, Let it pass. I got this little 235 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,400 Speaker 1: kuala there proves. 236 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,280 Speaker 2: He then promptly hanged over the card and turned to 237 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:56,080 Speaker 2: walk away. I intervened and told the old man that 238 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,880 Speaker 2: entitled Dad had used his card to pay for his shopping. 239 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,800 Speaker 2: I also waved to our on duty security guard to 240 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,880 Speaker 2: stop the entitled dad, which he did myself. And the 241 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,000 Speaker 2: old man walked over to the entitled Dad and I 242 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,880 Speaker 2: asked him to stay put while I called a manager down, 243 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:15,320 Speaker 2: and the entitled Dad played dumb, spouting you have no 244 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,520 Speaker 2: right to stop me. I need to get my daughna home. 245 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:21,720 Speaker 2: This is false imprisonments, etc. 246 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:25,520 Speaker 1: I love how the steaks are like are raised so high. 247 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:30,040 Speaker 1: This is imprisoned. I will break free from these chains. 248 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,400 Speaker 1: This prison can't hold me. 249 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:35,120 Speaker 2: He's bane of buying other people's groceries. 250 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:41,439 Speaker 1: I was as on the other other side of the world. 251 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:45,079 Speaker 1: It's dark there when it's light here. Also, Australians were 252 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:48,080 Speaker 1: the original prisoners. Really, there are a bunch of prisoners 253 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,920 Speaker 1: sent from over from England to Australia. 254 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,079 Speaker 2: Wow, that was how Australia star. 255 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,320 Speaker 1: That's how Australia started. 256 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:56,640 Speaker 2: So once the manager arrived, I explained what had happened, 257 00:12:56,800 --> 00:13:01,199 Speaker 2: and the scumbag of a person had the addacity audit 258 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,120 Speaker 2: to say entitled Dad, I could have kept his cat 259 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,000 Speaker 2: and used a lot more. Is that what you want 260 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,840 Speaker 2: me to do? He shouldn't be complaining about ish. I 261 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:12,600 Speaker 2: only used it a bit. I only used it a bit. 262 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,280 Speaker 2: You bought all your brushes with this thing. 263 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,480 Speaker 1: Dog, you have no room talking about. 264 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,319 Speaker 2: He then turned to the old man and said something 265 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:24,920 Speaker 2: equally disgusting entitled Dad, just consider it compensation for giving 266 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,400 Speaker 2: it to you back. At this point, the old man 267 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,280 Speaker 2: was asking if he could get his money back. I 268 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,679 Speaker 2: headed back to the till and printed up a copy 269 00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:33,480 Speaker 2: of the last receipt and took the old man to 270 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:36,800 Speaker 2: the customer service desk. I got his transaction refunded and 271 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,480 Speaker 2: he was happy to leave. 272 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:42,199 Speaker 1: There dude, Op is super nice. Yeah, Op's doing the 273 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,520 Speaker 1: right thing here, like, like the amount of crap that 274 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:49,920 Speaker 1: these people go through, like in service jobs is ridiculous. 275 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,160 Speaker 1: And the fact that Ope still is mustering up the 276 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,240 Speaker 1: mental bandwidth, Yeah, solve this and do what's right. 277 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:59,600 Speaker 2: Like and also like, how many times have we been 278 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,760 Speaker 2: in this such situation where it's like, oh, we dropped something, 279 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:05,520 Speaker 2: something broken, They're like, oh no, I can't refund. Like 280 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,760 Speaker 2: this guy is doing the absolute right. Yeah, And the 281 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,160 Speaker 2: older gentleman did not want to press any charges for 282 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,760 Speaker 2: theft or anything like that. So both the cashier and 283 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:18,040 Speaker 2: the older gentleman are I think, you know, being very 284 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,440 Speaker 2: We make entitled dad pay for his shopping and then 285 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:26,720 Speaker 2: he stormed off, and yes he is now banned from 286 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,440 Speaker 2: the store. 287 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:31,000 Speaker 1: Serves your right, Titled dad serves you right. 288 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,040 Speaker 2: Wait, can I get serves you right in an Australian accent. 289 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:38,720 Speaker 1: Serves your right? Yes, golly wag, you have freaking Bogain. 290 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,080 Speaker 2: What's what's Dogan? 291 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:45,840 Speaker 1: Bogan? Bogen? So so I'm actually Australian, I'm a citizen 292 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,960 Speaker 1: and Bogan is basically an Australian redneck. It's like the 293 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:52,160 Speaker 1: people who eat meat pies and go to the food 294 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,680 Speaker 1: super drunk. Yeah, cigarettes, baby. 295 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,440 Speaker 2: Also, I didn't know you were a double citizen. Double citizen, right, 296 00:14:58,520 --> 00:14:59,240 Speaker 2: dual citizen right? 297 00:14:59,240 --> 00:14:59,440 Speaker 1: Wow? 298 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,640 Speaker 2: So what kind of perks do you get? 299 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,960 Speaker 1: I can leave whenever I want cool, I can live 300 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:08,200 Speaker 1: over there, go to shit in America. You know, I'll 301 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,120 Speaker 1: be on the next plane to Australia. 302 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,320 Speaker 2: Give me what was on? 303 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:11,640 Speaker 1: Now? 304 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,920 Speaker 2: That was quick? No practice? What's on a scale from 305 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,120 Speaker 2: zero to ten? How was my Australian accent? 306 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,400 Speaker 1: I mean it's better than mine? My Yeah, I can't 307 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,400 Speaker 1: really do. My mom is Australian, right, she speaks in 308 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:25,400 Speaker 1: Australian accent. Yes, her whole life and to me, my 309 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 1: whole life. But for some reason I could do a 310 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,480 Speaker 1: British accent way better than I can do Australian accent. 311 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,480 Speaker 2: I would say yours was at least an eight in 312 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,400 Speaker 2: mine was like a solid six and a half. 313 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,840 Speaker 1: I would say ours were at least equal. If not 314 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:38,560 Speaker 1: yours is better. 315 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,880 Speaker 2: Well, well so there you go. Look at this. What 316 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,520 Speaker 2: I know my accents? 317 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,520 Speaker 1: I just can't do one. 318 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:48,280 Speaker 2: Well, there you have it. Folks. Don't steal from people, Yeah, 319 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,440 Speaker 2: don't be a butthole. 320 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,880 Speaker 1: And don't eat ten eighteen companies. 321 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,200 Speaker 2: But definitely don't do that. Actually, you know what he 322 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,720 Speaker 2: should have done. He should have brought that back home 323 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:02,200 Speaker 2: with him and then traded it on the public market. 324 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:06,200 Speaker 1: The classroom stock exchange, the cafeteria stock exchange. Exactly you 325 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:12,000 Speaker 1: got to do. And if you haven't already subscribe, we'll 326 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,720 Speaker 1: see you next time.