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Speaker 1: All right, all right, here we go. Hello. Hey is

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hi, you know what? Why are you

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Speaker 1: hour ago. I was like, I, I mean I really

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Speaker 1: liked him, but I kind of I'm freaked out by

424
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Speaker 1: like death and dead people, and I just I just

425
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:52,239
Speaker 1: coming home after handling dead people all day. I just

426
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,919
Speaker 1: didn't know how to let him down. So I just

427
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 1: kind of ghost a little bit. I don't know, like

428
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,480
Speaker 1: he's a great guy. He's a great guy. I would

429
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 1: think a dude who's a mortician and does not have

430
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,080
Speaker 1: a problem being like, yeah, I do my job as

431
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Speaker 1: a mortician, than I just go straight to date. Like,

432
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,479
Speaker 1: I don't think that. I think he had the stomach

433
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Speaker 1: to handle it. If you told him you didn't want

434
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Speaker 1: to go out with him again, I don't think it

435
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:18,000
Speaker 1: would bother him that much. So okay, so that the

436
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 1: job just creeped you out pretty much? Yeah it did.

437
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,119
Speaker 1: I Yeah, I mean it's just it's you know what,

438
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 1: it's one of these cases like it's always sounds too ridiculous,

439
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,919
Speaker 1: but it's like it's it's not you, it's me. Like

440
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 1: if that's really the deal here, like it's not. He's great.

441
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,920
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't. I'm freaked out. Okay, well, I

442
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,639
Speaker 1: will let you know that Drew is actually on the

443
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 1: phone listening and wants to talk to you. I thought

444
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 1: you knew. Oh I forgot he's there. Yeah yeah, yeah,

445
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:53,199
Speaker 1: I've been here. Hi. Hi. Um. I mean they're not

446
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 1: wrong when they say, like I can handle what you're saying,

447
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,880
Speaker 1: because I do handle that. Bobbies, that's a luck say

448
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah. I know you're kind of a dry dude,

449
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,879
Speaker 1: but somehow that had like a little bit of a

450
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 1: sexual twaying on it, Like not a good one. Yeah,

451
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: like sultry the way you said I head the dead

452
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 1: bodies came off sultry, and I don't think that's how

453
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 1: you wanted to say it. I didn't mean to come

454
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: off I'm coming off of, you know, slightly disappointed. Oh down, No,

455
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 1: I'm just kind of I'm kind of even keel right now. Yeah, okay, okay, cool,

456
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:28,360
Speaker 1: I would describe myself. But listen, I don't need this.

457
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 1: You got you want it, okay, I mean you want

458
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 1: me to get you want me to get angry? No, no, no, no,

459
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 1: it's fine. I just was gonna say, hey, you know,

460
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,400
Speaker 1: I didn't want to distract you because you were talking

461
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 1: to her about why would you want to get angry

462
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,159
Speaker 1: and the dead bodies and stuff, and let's be honest,

463
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: I'm willing to bet this isn't the first time you've

464
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,159
Speaker 1: had a little bit of pushback about your job. Not

465
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 1: that there's anything wrong with your job, but you have

466
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:53,280
Speaker 1: to understand not everybody's into those you passed on freek

467
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 1: people out. I'm sure sometimes well yeah, but it's not

468
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 1: like I'm into dead people. It's not why do it? Yeah,

469
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,880
Speaker 1: I think maybe it was just too vivid for me.

470
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 1: When you said that, I was like, oh, I can

471
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 1: really picture it now. So maybe if that wouldn't have happened,

472
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,639
Speaker 1: maybe things would have been a little all different. Okay,

473
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: so the hour before touching the dead bodies is really

474
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,119
Speaker 1: more of the thing that did. It didn't made you

475
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 1: not want to go out Withdrew again, Mallory, I was

476
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 1: kind of the whole thing, but it was that would

477
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:28,440
Speaker 1: made it really real. You know, he's great. You're great.

478
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:32,400
Speaker 1: You're so great, You're so great. It's great. It's fine,

479
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 1: it's fine. You don't need to keep saying that you

480
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: don't need to tell me that. I don't you know,

481
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,400
Speaker 1: if maybe if you were a mortestion, you guys would

482
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 1: be married one day. Yeah, maybe maybe you guys should

483
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 1: go out again and you never know, you know. I

484
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: don't think I can. I don't think I can. I mean, also,

485
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 1: he said, you want me to get angry, and I

486
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 1: feel like that's a red flag. Me. Let me ask

487
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 1: if you wanted me to get angry. No, what do

488
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 1: you want to see to get angry? Nobody wants anybody

489
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 1: to get angry. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't mean like, hey, guys,

490
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 1: check it out what happens when I'm angry. I meant

491
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: more like, am I not supposed to feel this way? Right?

492
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 1: I mean, she's kind of just talking, not you guys. Well,

493
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 1: you guys are nice, but you know, yeah, I'm not

494
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 1: trying to talk about anybody. I'm just telling you, like,

495
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 1: what would you do for a living? Is not my thing?

496
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. Okay, So, Mallory, would you like

497
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: to go on another day? No? Okay, no, but thank you?

498
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,919
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry that my job doesn't

499
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,680
Speaker 1: exactly excite you, but it's not like being a paralegal.

500
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: Is uh is all that awesome? No? I mean you're right,

501
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 1: it's not being exciting. The Jewels Show on demand jebils

502
00:25:51,080 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: dirty little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? You texted in

503
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 1: at four one oh six one that you had a

504
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: dirty little secret, and this is The Jewels Show calling

505
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,679
Speaker 1: you back to ask you what your dirty little secret is.

506
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: Do you have a minute to tell us your dirty

507
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: little secret? Yeah? Okay. So I work at a grocery

508
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: store and I found a phone a couple of days

509
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,199
Speaker 1: ago in one of the aisles. So I put it

510
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 1: by like our little loss in sound area and want

511
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 1: to go check and look at the screen, and I

512
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: see pans pop up on the screen. Hello, okay, nice? Um,

513
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 1: I'm The funny part about it is the carpet in

514
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: the background of that picture is the carpet that's in

515
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: the management office. One of my managers spending it someone

516
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: else love the staff. Oh my god, that is an

517
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 1: entangled It sounds like a claim for hr. Yeah, it

518
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 1: sounds like some great blackmail for a raise. That sound better?

519
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,719
Speaker 1: I am. So you don't know whose it is. I

520
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 1: mean I can drop you conclusions. Do you still have

521
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: the phone? Um? No, actually, I just put it in

522
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:13,919
Speaker 1: the loss of town and I did not go back.

523
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 1: The picture remains. Never forget. That's amazing at least was

524
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: it a good one? Yeah? No, yeah, I'd be looking

525
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: at all my coworkers real weird, Like see how they

526
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 1: walk violence are saying things. Just sneak up next to

527
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 1: the guys in the urinal at the bathroom. You know,

528
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: I know you're not supposed to be in there, but

529
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: you good way to check out. Oh yeah, it definitely

530
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 1: wasn't you. Yeah, all right, well, thank you for telling

531
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: us your little secret. All right, let's get another one. Hey,

532
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: what's up? You texted in at four one or six

533
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: one that you have a dirty little secret. So this

534
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 1: is the Jewil Show calling you back to ask you

535
00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: one three what's your dirty little secret? Ding? Yeah that

536
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:08,919
Speaker 1: was that was pretty cute. Hey, so can you tell

537
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: us your doing a little secret now? You just text

538
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 1: it in a little bit ago, but we'd love to

539
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: hear it. Yeah, for sure. So this one is, um,

540
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 1: this is about my neighbor. So I live in this

541
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,959
Speaker 1: apartment complex. We have some common areas. We have like

542
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,360
Speaker 1: a little like garden area, and then obviously the hallways

543
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: and then the building is at friendly, so there's cats, dogs,

544
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: all that, and there's been this one dog owner that

545
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 1: their dog keep one in like the common patio area

546
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: and even in like the hallways. Oh okay, yeah, that's

547
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: not cool. They don't pick it up. No, no, yeah,

548
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: well that's the thing. He's not picking up his dog

549
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: in the hallway. Why just leaving it there. I don't

550
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 1: understand why people do that. They're so lazy. I know,

551
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: you just tell your dog to hold it. What's your

552
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Then are you doing something to get

553
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: back at this person or people that are letting doctor

554
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 1: to the bathroom and hallways of your apartment complex? Yeah? Right,

555
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: So I couldn't figure out who it was because there's

556
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: you know, probably I don't know, twenty dogs in the building.

557
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: So I couldn't figure out who it was. And so

558
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: I finally, you know, I watched somebody like later at night,

559
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: probably around like eleven o'clock, and you know, their dog

560
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: did the business in the hallway and they just went

561
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: back into their apartment. So I myself, I went and

562
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: grabbed a little ziplock baggy for my kitchen, uh, went

563
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 1: outside and uh, you know, did the dog owners job

564
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: and picked up that poop. Um and then I took

565
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: said poop and went to the post office. Oh my god,

566
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 1: and I, uh yeah, I mailed it to my neighbor

567
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 1: the dog. No, my god, you held onto that poop

568
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: until the next day and you mailed it. Yeah, so

569
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: I you know, I got one of those envelopes, those

570
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: like PLAQUEID mail ones, and you know, I just kind

571
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: of shimmied and squeezed the poop into the into the

572
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: into that envelope. Yeah. I mean, I can't say he

573
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 1: doesn't deserve it either, So that's a very dirty little secret. Yeah,

574
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: I don't want to live in your complex, just so

575
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: you know that. I you know, I had the dog

576
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: in my trunk when I took it to the post

577
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: office and mailed my neighbors. Oh yeah. And I'm gonna

578
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: keep doing this until he gets the message and starts

579
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 1: picking up his dog. Right. The Jewel Show on demand.

580
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this, but my

581
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: brother Hifie has court today free It's the Jewel Show

582
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: and it's time for I don't know who needs to

583
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: hear this. That's a text we just got in at

584
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: four one oh six one One more time for hif

585
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: Man texting four one oh six one to call us

586
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: up eight to eight three four three one oh six one.

587
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: It's I don't know who needs to hear this, the

588
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: segment where we say I don't know who needs to

589
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: hear this, and then we put a huge butt on

590
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 1: it and tell people exactly what we think they should hear. Alex,

591
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,719
Speaker 1: what do you think the world should here today? Well,

592
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this, but don't

593
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 1: put straight razors in the garbage. Putting toilet paper something

594
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: around them first. I know who needs to hear that.

595
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: Almost my entire finger off, Thank you. Jubo my husband.

596
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: We share a bathroom and he likes to shave with

597
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,239
Speaker 1: straight razors and then throw them in my garbage and

598
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: then try to cut my finger off. I mean, I

599
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: should have probably gotten stitches. I felt so bad. Actually,

600
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: I was outside working out and then Jack's Alex's son,

601
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: my stepson, comes out and he's like, hey, mom needs

602
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: you upstairs real quick, and I'm like, oh, grab everything, okay.

603
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, no, she's fine, she just cut her

604
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: hand off, and I'm like what. I actually try to

605
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: be really calm in front of him, because I screamed

606
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: really loud because when I went to go grab stuff

607
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: out of it, it felt like an animal bit me,

608
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: but it was a razorblade. And then I was like, oh.

609
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: And when I grabbed my handback, I grabbed a back

610
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 1: so fast was blood all the way over Like it

611
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: was squirting. It was squirting, not squirting. So I look

612
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 1: down and I held my finger and I'm like, oh no.

613
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh no. I don't do

614
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: long those I would pass out. I don't do well

615
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: in no time situations. So I'm like, can you copel?

616
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to smile, like I don't want him

617
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: to know at all. And I always wanted to be

618
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: married to a squarter. Oh my gosh, you think it's funny.

619
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: I don't think the cut is funny. I just thought

620
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: I took care of it. It took like three weeks

621
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: to heal, but it's good. I finally I am now

622
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: ranting about it. Call us up eight at eight three

623
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: board three one oh six one. It's I don't know

624
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: who needs to hear this? But the segment where we

625
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: say I don't know who needs to hear this and

626
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: then put a big butt on it and tell the

627
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 1: universe what we think it should hear. I don't know

628
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: who needs to hear this, Christian grayce snow here. But

629
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: airports need to get rid of carpets, Okay, yes, because

630
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: it's hard to will around your suitcase carpet. And then

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Speaker 1: if you add in a chunky maybe possibly overweight manage

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Speaker 1: it's really hard to push your back carpet. And I

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Speaker 1: was flying recently and there were some airports where it's

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Speaker 1: just like hard whip, you know, like hard floors. You

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Speaker 1: will ride along, no problems. You hit that carpet, it's

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Speaker 1: like pulling fifty five pounds behind it. It's not the

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Speaker 1: sixties anymore. Yeah. It also it's dirty. And the Portland

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Speaker 1: Airport they have a thing with the carpet that they

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Speaker 1: take a picture of whenever they travel from there. That's

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Speaker 1: the thing at the Portland Airport. Yeah, yeah, interesting if

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Speaker 1: you saw it, maybe you know, because there's a lot

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Speaker 1: of pictures that gone back there. Yeah, there are a lot.

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Speaker 1: But it looks like most airports. Carpet to me like

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Speaker 1: Y I think, I don't know who he's there, but

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Speaker 1: at four one oh six one that says, I don't

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Speaker 1: know who needs to hear this, but yes, they can

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Speaker 1: smell it. They can. They definitely can. If you're out

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Speaker 1: in public and you try to fart and you know

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Speaker 1: that's the best thing to do. I mean, I'm assuming,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what go back to Bennett. What do

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Speaker 1: you think the world needs? Bennett. I don't know who

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Speaker 1: needs to hear it, but whether it's Netflix, Hello Fresh,

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Speaker 1: a new app, it's time to cancel that thirty day

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Speaker 1: free trial reminder. Canceling now. I don't have to do

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Speaker 1: this because I dropped our credit card or whatever defit

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Speaker 1: a new card. So I just or lose your credit card.

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Speaker 1: Every quarter I call in and cancel my card and

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Speaker 1: then just decide what I want to conte What are

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Speaker 1: all these charges for them Papal and Apple? How many

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Speaker 1: times Alex gonna have that conversation. I'm like, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I thought I canceled all of the subscribe. You got

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Speaker 1: a text in at four one o six one says,

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Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this, but Sharky. Oh,

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Speaker 1: one of our producers, Sharky is sitting in the corner

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Speaker 1: right now, being very quiet. This is the hottest producer

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Speaker 1: ever blushing. I didn't know he could blush. It's precious.

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Speaker 1: That was the cutest not I've ever seen you do.

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Speaker 1: He'd never smile on him, literally, never seen him smile

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Speaker 1: that bit. And you know what they were right? Whoever

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Speaker 1: texted that, Oh my god, it's difficult to come into

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Speaker 1: work every day with Sharky, isn't it been good? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I have to say too. Yeah, maybe that was the text.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that was the text that came in said I

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Speaker 1: don't know who nes ears, but they can smell it.

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Speaker 1: And they were talking about our producer shark and it

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Speaker 1: was like they can smell how good it is. So

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Speaker 1: he was like, you're saying, he's just over the plea.

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Speaker 1: Another text in at four one or six one that says,

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Speaker 1: I don't know he needs to hear this, but if

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Speaker 1: you aren't willing to go ten miles over the speed limit,

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Speaker 1: you should not be in the left lane. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: would take that a step further and say you should

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Speaker 1: just not be driving the drive keep texting in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. What do you think the world

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Speaker 1: needs to hear? Your phone prank? Is coming up next,

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