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Speaker 1: So, Michael, honey, if you're listening, welcome to the podcast time.

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Speaker 1: Oh and don't forget to follow the podcast too. All right,

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Speaker 1: the show starts now.

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Speaker 2: You know, nowadays, if you're in this business, you have

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like.

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Speaker 2: Become part of our job.

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Speaker 1: It's wearing on me, man. Yeah, I'm just like, I

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Speaker 1: don't think a very interesting newson.

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Speaker 3: More on me.

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Speaker 2: Like ten years ago when social media was like first coming.

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Speaker 1: Out, Jeff was on my Space.

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Speaker 2: I can't do it to my friends? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: How many times I've been changed my wallpaper?

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Speaker 1: Serious?

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Speaker 2: But more than ever, Like Jose now spends half of

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Speaker 2: I'm getting endorsements.

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Speaker 1: I'm meaning like free lunch today and I have a

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Speaker 1: free lunch next week. I'm gonna play.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you should get out. It's actually working out. It's

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Speaker 2: actually working out amazing for me. Alexis, who's our social

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Speaker 2: media coordinator, is working hard copying digital Jake's post onto

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Speaker 2: our other accounts, which that counts. Is doing your job.

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Speaker 1: You know, I have to wait for him to post them.

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Speaker 4: Guys, I'm very organized.

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Speaker 2: Every morning Brook logs onto her aol to check her

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Speaker 2: not to mention, hits.

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Speaker 1: Me up there, okay, and I am you know.

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Speaker 2: It, and I know I'm probably doing the most work

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Speaker 2: with the song of the week. Oh wow, thank you

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Speaker 2: that I'm the only one that got applause that it

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Speaker 2: is hard carrying this show. My shoulders are sore from

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Speaker 2: I'll strangle you if yeah, whatever it takes. That will

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Speaker 2: probably go viral on TikTok too because of all that.

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Speaker 2: Our fastest growing platform is TikTok right now, Jake, do

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Speaker 5: I think it's a one hundred and thirty and twenty one.

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Speaker 1: But also we got a lot of love.

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Speaker 2: But I'm wondering are we losing opportunities to make ourselves

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Speaker 2: some quick cash, because one TikToker named Brandon Edelman is

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Speaker 6: How you can make money off TikTok when you hit

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Speaker 2: I know? And we're not making that type of money here?

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Speaker 1: Were do you heed nothing off of Well unless the

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Speaker 2: And if Brandon Edelman can do it, then we have

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Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna work on trying to make ourselves some

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, anybody got tips text in.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into the shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 2: We have a bucket full of names. Are gonna draw

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Speaker 2: I'll put on the shot collar while that happens. Digital Jake,

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Speaker 5: The Great Resignation has been happening for months now, where

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Speaker 2: Let's do number four. Number four was the pay sucked.

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Speaker 1: Though? No, three of my friends switched to jobs just work. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: We're indoors. That's okay, I've had off. Okay, so I have.

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Speaker 2: You don't make enough money, you have a horrible boss,

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Speaker 4: It if you're just tired of it, like the customer service.

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Speaker 5: That was the pay sucked. You got that correct, all right.

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Speaker 2: And the number one quickkest job and.

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Speaker 5: The number one most common reason people say they're quitting

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Speaker 1: Wrong God, job.

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Speaker 2: That was teamwork. I like the people that I worked with.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna stick around, all right, Well that's got it right.

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Speaker 2: Digital Jake's gonna get shocked, and while he does, he's

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Speaker 2: going to be singing Baby one more Time by Britney Spears.

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Speaker 5: My loneliness is killing me, and I must confess I still.

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Speaker 2: Believe, still believe. When I'm not with you, I lose

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Speaker 2: Color question of the.

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Speaker 9: Day, Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Drones delivering our Amazon boxes, rumbas sucking melted candle wax

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Speaker 2: off of Jose's kitchen floor. I wish three D printed

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Speaker 2: burgers that chew themselves up then jump right into our mouths.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank god, I'm I'm glad they thought to put

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Speaker 2: Or a speed up. Yeah, they say it's quote meant

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Speaker 2: But I think they're just being home.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, honestly, rich people are just gonna put

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Speaker 1: Why share a stroller on the freeway.

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Speaker 2: If you want one, you can pre order it online

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Speaker 1: Celebrities, when you see their strollers, they're like ten grand

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Speaker 2: So this is the deal. Yeah, the rich people get

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Speaker 2: your automated self driving baby strollers. But we also got

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Speaker 2: laser stories coming up next. It's the radio segment that's

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Speaker 2: trying the new TikTok challenge where you take a sleeping

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Speaker 2: This next laser story is at a fast food nation.

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Speaker 2: Can this meal really be that spicy? Or is it

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Speaker 2: They both have five spicy ingredients. They come with a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, it looks delicious. It looks really good. I

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Speaker 5: It's just the ghost peppers that you worry about.

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Speaker 1: Cheese dairy kind of like stabilize it.

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Speaker 2: No, maybe I don't know, but like you know how

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Speaker 2: So you know that McDonald's or Burger King is gonna

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Speaker 2: anybody's brave enough to try the Diabolo Dare sandwich, Alexis Jose.

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Speaker 1: You should. You're diabetics, so I'll have your milkshake.

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Speaker 5: There you go.

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Speaker 2: We can do an eat off between the two of you.

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Speaker 2: Who Ever finish most of it gets to spend three

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Speaker 1: Bite and then I don't do spicy. I'll do it

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Speaker 1: before Alexis. I mean, Alexis can't do pepper. Why always

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Speaker 2: of now. Flipping off a robot doesn't sound very satisfying,

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Speaker 1: Does it also like suddenly pop up one of those

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Speaker 1: Calvin and Hobbes peenu on the back of your car

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Speaker 2: I don't know about that, but it does involve more

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Speaker 1: And I was gonna ask, for now, how are we

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Speaker 9: Though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: One guy on Twitter joke that they should have called

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Speaker 2: hump mode the whole time. Nobody wants that. That means

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again the same time on Wednesday, Brook.

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Speaker 9: And Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Has anybody checked their voicemails this morning? I'll answer that no,

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Speaker 2: you didn't because I called all of you earlier today

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Speaker 2: when I got locked out of the building this morning.

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, that's why you were related and shovel.

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Speaker 8: It was.

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Speaker 2: He was dark and cold out there, and I was

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Speaker 1: Wait, do we not have building security?

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Speaker 2: I was no, I'm asking the questions here, don't defly,

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Speaker 2: But do you really want to know the answer to

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Speaker 2: that question, Broke, I don't think you do. This is

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Speaker 2: a it's a good reminder that listening to your voicemails

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Speaker 1: I just think you need to get a key card

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Speaker 1: to man.

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Speaker 2: I mean, okay, enough judgment. I'm just saying this is

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Speaker 2: left for us on the loser line.

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Speaker 1: I bet we got some pre slicked people on that one.

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Speaker 2: It's possible. We'll play a brand new batch of messages

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Speaker 2: from the best ones over the weekend coming up.

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Speaker 1: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 9: It's a loser line. Goodbye, Just call.

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Speaker 2: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 2: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 12: Hey baby, did you get those pants on sale? Because

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Speaker 12: you should return them at my place. The same ms

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Speaker 12: are one hundred offs off your body.

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Speaker 1: Ye, yeah, we got it. Yeah, you want explain it more.

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Speaker 2: Whatever you do, is this the urge to tell them

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Speaker 2: to get a new dad joke? Instead, tell him you'd

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Speaker 2: consider going out with him if you could bring your busty,

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Speaker 13: Next message, Hey, Shery, it's done me. I just wanted

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Speaker 13: to call and reach out and say I had fun

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Speaker 14: You know.

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Speaker 13: I know we don't know each other that well, but

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Speaker 13: we could get together because my buddy owns a car

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Speaker 13: there after hours and have like a thrill of like

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Speaker 8: It'd be fun.

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Speaker 10: I'd have to turn off the hot.

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Speaker 8: Wax part before we start. That could be bad though.

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Speaker 8: Next message, Oh, yeah.

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Speaker 1: So so painful. Worried for this man?

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Speaker 2: Or does he have the greatest date night idea of

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Speaker 10: Next message, Rob, I know your game.

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Speaker 4: I know that you were only talking to me to

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Speaker 4: get to my friend. I'm not stupid, you idiot. People

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Speaker 4: like you belong in the troth.

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Speaker 15: You pick.

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Speaker 5: Have a nice life, Rob.

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Speaker 1: What pigs have she been making out?

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Speaker 2: I think as a kid, her animal says machine was

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Speaker 2: broken or low battery. The kid the pig goes. You

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Speaker 2: never think about how that stuff could help you out

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Speaker 2: later on in your life. But there's an example.

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Speaker 3: It's yeah, I also like go she's calling him out

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Speaker 1: He somehow gave her the loser. Yes, I don't think

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Speaker 14: Next message, Hey, obviously you're not calling me back and

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Speaker 14: I get the hint, So I guess.

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Speaker 11: I should tell you now that I don't really have

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Speaker 11: a size thirteenth shoe. I only said that to impress you.

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Speaker 11: It's more like a ten and a half.

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Speaker 4: Whatever.

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Speaker 11: You're not interested, so it doesn't matter anyway. I guess

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Speaker 11: i'll see you at the foot locker this weekend. I'll

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Speaker 11: keep it cool, not a weirdo or anything. I mean,

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Speaker 11: you're not the first lady to catch me, you know,

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Speaker 11: rying about my size shoes.

447
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Speaker 4: That is.

448
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 11: Shoe size.

449
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Speaker 8: Next message, Oh my god, awkward.

450
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,120
Speaker 2: But why do I feel like that guy is secretly

451
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,400
Speaker 2: a dynamo in the sack.

452
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 1: I don't think so.

453
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,400
Speaker 2: Probably an adult film star even I'm just.

454
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Speaker 1: Hoping he works at foot locker and he's not just

455
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 1: walked in.

456
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Speaker 2: It's like I'm a thirteen and a half. Let's get

457
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,679
Speaker 2: to your size and he ran away. Never mind. Remember

458
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 2: you get the special Loser line number if you text

459
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 2: the word loser l O s E R to seven

460
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Speaker 2: eight five nine to two give it out to somebody

461
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 2: who's creeping you out in the shoe store. Hopefully they

462
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,439
Speaker 2: can call us and leave an awkward voicemail. We can

463
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 2: play voicemails like this one.

464
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Speaker 16: I just want you to know I'm not a or

465
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Speaker 16: like you think I am. Don't you know I could

466
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Speaker 16: google this number.

467
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Speaker 8: It's for a.

468
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Speaker 16: Dumb radio show that I listen to. And I hope

469
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Speaker 16: you're listening right now because I only took that much

470
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 16: because I wanted to hook up. I'm a good person

471
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 16: through you guys. I can't believe you allow this to happen.

472
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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, another guy who thinks so waitress

473
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:01,160
Speaker 1: wants him.

474
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, just because you're a godess doesn't mean you're a

475
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 2: good dude.

476
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 1: It's like I just wanted to use you. See, I'm

477
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 1: a good guy. I dim do you well, just so

478
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 1: I could get you in the sad.

479
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 2: What a benevolent man. And another glowing with you from

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00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 2: one of our loyal listeners. Yes, I listened to that

481
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 2: dumb show.

482
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Speaker 9: Scoo.

483
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Speaker 8: Sarah.

484
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Speaker 7: I I just wanted to finally call you, and I

485
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 7: guess you're busy right now or whatever, but hey, I

486
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,879
Speaker 7: had to tell you that you have just the most

487
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 7: beautiful smile, like it is. I mean, it's perfect, and

488
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 7: I should know. You know, my my mom was a dentist,

489
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 7: So I've just grown up with a real appreciation for

490
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 7: a woman with a healthy mouth. You know, a well

491
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:58,200
Speaker 7: manacured smile. You know that that gticulation if you're it's

492
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:06,679
Speaker 7: just it really does it for me, you know, like, yeah, I.

493
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,160
Speaker 1: Didn't hear one thing he said.

494
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,159
Speaker 2: I couldn't.

495
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's him. It was he was racing something really hard.

496
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just move on from that clip forever.

497
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 1: What did he say? Does anyone know.

498
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 2: She had a great smile, Denis, She had a great smile,

499
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 2: and he loves a good mouth. Remember you can listen

500
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 2: to The Loser Line regularly at this time every week

501
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 2: on all of our affiliates around North America. You can

502
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 2: also find us on Spotify at Brook and Jeffrey phone

503
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 2: taps coming up.

504
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 9: Next brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

505
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 2: When you think of your top three life moments that

506
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 2: you'll remember forever, there's the day you got married, the

507
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 2: day your child's born, and of course the day you

508
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 2: realize that your car got towed. Oh that's happened.

509
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 1: I've had that happened many times.

510
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 2: Well, oh my god, it might not be normally, but

511
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 2: it is going to be top three for this guy,

512
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 2: because even though his BMW didn't really get taken, I

513
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 2: promise you he's never gonna forget the prank phone call

514
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 2: from our own jose Belanyo call in from his cot

515
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 2: yard cell phone to let him know, Hey, come get

516
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 2: your dumb car, you idiot, and then the conversation gets

517
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 2: even worse from there. You're gonna hear it in your phone.

518
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 2: Tap right now. Another on the twenties.

519
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: Hello, this is David.

520
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 3: Hey David, my name is Chuck from towing. Are you

521
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 3: the owner of a black BMW X five Yeah, license

522
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Speaker 3: plate five six to one.

523
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Speaker 8: I don't really know my license plate off the top

524
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Speaker 8: of my head.

525
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Speaker 3: All right, Well, what you're probably gonna want to come

526
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Speaker 3: down and get your car out. Man, it's gonna cost

527
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 3: you two hundred and sixty bucks.

528
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 8: Excuse me, what's going on here?

529
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 3: I just told you we have your car, so come

530
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,439
Speaker 3: down and pick it up, and we're gonna be up

531
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Speaker 3: until six. If not, it'll be walked.

532
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 4: Into the No.

533
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 8: No, no, dude, due, dude, that's impossible. I'm parked at work.

534
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 8: My car's out here.

535
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 3: Correction, it's over here. Now it's in my lot.

536
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 8: No, it's at my work. We've got like a secure garage.

537
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 8: I was in parked down the street.

538
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 3: Well, someone called us and said that your car was

539
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 3: over the line by a few inches. And whoa, technically

540
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 3: that's a violate.

541
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 8: Park over the line one time and I get told

542
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 8: for it.

543
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 3: Oh, here's a sob story. Here we go.

544
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 8: Why the hell didn't anyone call me?

545
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 3: Come on, man? And the people who called this that

546
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 3: it wasn't the first time. Apparently I've done this a

547
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 3: handful of times, and they say that whenever they've talked

548
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 3: to you, you've actually been kind of an a hole.

549
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 3: And look between you and me, I can kind of

550
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 3: get that read too.

551
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 8: Oh whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, you don't know me. You

552
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 8: can't say that I'm an hole.

553
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 3: I mean, you drive a beamer hugely right there, screamed

554
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 3: the d bags.

555
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 8: What the do you drive?

556
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 3: I drive the truck that's towing away your car right now.

557
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,199
Speaker 8: Wait, it's towing it right now. I'm coming down, then

558
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 8: you can it right now?

559
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well I asked you to come down, genius, So

560
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 3: that's probably what you should do.

561
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 8: You're the one who told me it was locked up.

562
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 8: Your genius.

563
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 15: You can't talk to people like this.

564
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,360
Speaker 3: All right. I've talked to dudes like you before, right,

565
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 3: usually small packaged guys that are insecure about their manhood. WHOA,

566
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 3: I get it, dude, you're frustrated.

567
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 8: Oh you get it. You get that. I'm frustrated.

568
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 15: Yes, do you you want to talk about a small package?

569
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 15: How about you want to see you want to see

570
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 15: the small package up close?

571
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 3: You want me to see her small package up close?

572
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 6: Dude?

573
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 3: What are you coming on to me?

574
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 15: No, I'm not coming No, I'm saying I'm gonna come

575
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 15: down there and I'm gonna beat the out of you, all.

576
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 3: Right with your small package? So I'm not I'm not like,

577
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 3: what is it like a Q tip.

578
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 15: With the you're the one who brought up a small packe.

579
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 15: I'm referencing what you said, so.

580
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 3: You're confirming that your package is small, and then you're

581
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 3: gonna come here and use it again.

582
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 15: Forget the package stuff, you know what I mean. I'm

583
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 15: I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna kick out

584
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 15: of you.

585
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really scared. I'll look out for the guy

586
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 3: with no bulge, who's like you?

587
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 15: It with you?

588
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 8: What is your toe company call?

589
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 3: It's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, And well,

590
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 3: that's our sponsor. Do you ever listen to that show?

591
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 15: It's a radio show, your sponsor, it's your company's call.

592
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 3: I'm just saying there's a guy on it named Jose.

593
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 3: He's got a really small package too. You should probably

594
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 3: meet him.

595
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 8: I don't care.

596
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 15: About some guy Jose in a small package. Well that

597
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 15: that's me.

598
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 3: You don't care about me?

599
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 8: Wait wait, wait, wait you're me? What did you just

600
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 8: say to me?

601
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 3: This is actually Jose from the radio show. I was

602
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 3: just talking about Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're

603
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 3: doing a phone tap on you. Man, What is going on?

604
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 3: Take a deep brass. Your coworker Jason set you up.

605
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got a note on.

606
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 3: Your car the other day. Someone called you a jerk

607
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 3: for parking over the line a little bit. You wanted

608
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 3: us a message, you dude.

609
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 15: Oh, I'm gonna kill you with the small What was

610
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 15: with so many all the small package?

611
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 3: When you got a small package like me, we can

612
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 3: tell others. Okay, don't lie to meybody, I just hearing

613
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 3: your voice. We both got small ones.

614
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, yeah, you got an ear for a small.

615
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 3: You know how they say good things come in small packages.

616
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 3: We're great things.

617
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Speaker 8: Bro, I'm not a part of this club. This is

618
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 8: not a bonding moment.

619
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: For saying it.

620
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 3: I just want you to admit I'm not the only one.

621
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Speaker 8: I'm sorry.

622
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Speaker 1: Bro.

623
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Speaker 9: The week up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings

624
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 9: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

625
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 2: Maybe it's just me, but I feel like whenever I'm

626
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 2: out in the world, it's a huge conversation changer. The

627
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 2: moment I tell someone I actually host a radio show. Yeah,

628
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 2: you guys get that too.

629
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Speaker 1: People are always really interested in what that looks.

630
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 10: Like a job.

631
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 2: Everyone to me is like, whoa, Really, you don't seem

632
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 2: good at talking in real life.

633
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: Well, your coworkers say that too.

634
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 2: Well, that all might be true, saying our jobs are

635
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 2: definite attention grabbers when we bring them up, but it's

636
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 2: nothing compared to the woman that we call today, because

637
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 2: when we found out what she does for a living,

638
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 2: everyone in the room stopped and wanted to know every

639
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 2: single detail. You're gonna understand why when you hear it

640
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 2: in your second date update right after this second date update.

641
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 2: Occasionally we check back in with callers months after they

642
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 2: come on the show to see how their relationship is going.

643
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: I love when we do that.

644
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 2: We call it a second date update update. Yeah, but

645
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 2: today we're doing something kind of new. We have a

646
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 2: second date update update update. That's a triple update.

647
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,719
Speaker 1: I feel now we're getting clingy, can you know what

648
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, can't we just let people live their

649
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: lives at some point, Jeff, it's.

650
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 2: Like second update Square. No, we want to be as

651
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 2: deeply involved in our listeners' lives as possible with them.

652
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 2: We're doing a update today. Yeah, a few of those

653
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 2: different meaning though, But seriously, one of our listeners, Anthony,

654
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 2: reached out to us again. So first of all, Anthony,

655
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 2: welcome back to the show.

656
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 10: Hey guys, thanks for having me. Yeah.

657
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: I having a hard time placing with Anthony what you

658
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: were on before.

659
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 2: So last time Anthony was on, you were dating a

660
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 2: woman named Mallory, and you guys were saying that you

661
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 2: were happy together, but she was having you pay for

662
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 2: a lot of her and her friend's activities.

663
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 3: Oh.

664
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Speaker 1: I kind of remember this, and we're like, oh, she's

665
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: using you and then you're like, no, she's hot. Is

666
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 1: that am I remembering?

667
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 13: Right?

668
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 10: That's pretty close.

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Speaker 2: No, Mallory, it's just you today, Anthony. What's going on?

670
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Speaker 10: H So with Mallory? I ran out of money?

671
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 1: Oh wait broke? What?

672
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 2: Just go get a bank loan?

673
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 15: Man?

674
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: Did she wait? Did she leave you?

675
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 9: Well?

676
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 10: Yeah, she basically dropped me after I stopped paying for

677
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 10: everything for her and her friends.

678
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 1: Alexis good, right, I see where she's coming from, Like, you.

679
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 2: Go, girl, that sucks, man, But it sounds like you're

680
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 2: better off.

681
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: Without that, which I think told you so Yeah.

682
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 10: I think so.

683
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 2: Okay, So is that it?

684
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: Well, guess if you went on at a date with

685
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: another person that you're interested in.

686
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 10: Yes, that has been happening.

687
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 2: Okay, who's the new girl?

688
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 10: I found a new woman named Lisa.

689
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, and what do you like about her?

690
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 10: Well, the first thing that stands out to me about

691
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 10: her I find fascinating is that she does private security

692
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 10: detail for celebrity whoa wow.

693
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 2: One of your employees. Amazing. Let's get was that was

694
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 2: that like right there on her dating profile?

695
00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 10: No, that's just something that came out after But she

696
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 10: won't tell me who these clients are and that's what

697
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 10: I'm always trying to get out of it.

698
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 2: That's just good at her job at least. Yeah, privacy.

699
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,919
Speaker 1: Okay, So have you guys been on one date? Two dates?

700
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:13,359
Speaker 1: Were yet?

701
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 8: We just got out one?

702
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: Okay?

703
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 2: I mean, how did it go?

704
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 10: It went pretty well.

705
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 8: I mean.

706
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,319
Speaker 10: Another thing that I thought was pretty funny is one

707
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 10: thing I did see on her profile is there's like

708
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 10: an ad that comes up on people's profiles that says

709
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 10: today's high flyer of the week, like when they're getting

710
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 10: a lot of action.

711
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 8: I guess that's what they call it.

712
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,760
Speaker 1: App that's funny.

713
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 2: Is that a good thing for you or a red flag?

714
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 10: Jury's out on that, but I mean I I was

715
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 10: calling her the high flyer as as a joke though.

716
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: Is that something that she puts on her profile or

717
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 1: is it something that the app does automatically? Sorry, I'm

718
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: an idiot when it comes to apps.

719
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think the app does that if you're really

720
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 10: popular on the app.

721
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 2: That's another interesting talking point though, to bring up on

722
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,439
Speaker 2: the date, like how did it go? Good?

723
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 10: At first, I couldn't tell if she was going to

724
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 10: be a real person or not, but she was exactly

725
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 10: how she described herself.

726
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: So she's real pretty, is what you're saying.

727
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, well she's pretty casual. She showed up in

728
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 10: Gucci sweats, a tupac cootie.

729
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 2: Okay, she doesn't have a sense of styles.

730
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 10: It's kind of cute, but I thought it was pretty

731
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 10: cool and we did have fun. She talked a lot

732
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 10: about this charity work she does, so she's really big

733
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,919
Speaker 10: on giving back to a community, and I was able

734
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 10: to relate because I was just in involved with a

735
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 10: charity with my ex girlfriend and her friends.

736
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: So I say that, Yeah, is that how you brought

737
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: it up?

738
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 10: No, I made that joke and then failed to go

739
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 10: to further detail about it with their books.

740
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, so we didn't even ask what were

741
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,800
Speaker 1: you guys doing? Were you drinking? Eating? What was the

742
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: date about?

743
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 10: Yeah, we got a couple of drinks. We went to

744
00:35:59,120 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 10: a happy hour.

745
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: Okay, So it's chill. So that's why she could wear

746
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 1: the sweatshirt in the sweatpants. I see you budgeting.

747
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 8: Idea.

748
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 10: I think she wanted to see me in the daylight.

749
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 2: Did you feel like you had a good connection with her?

750
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:12,439
Speaker 7: Though?

751
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 10: I did, but yeah, I could definitely tell why she

752
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 10: is the high flyer because her phone keeps buzzing the

753
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 10: whole time we're together. I have a suspicion that she's

754
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 10: definitely talking to more guys than just me.

755
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:29,359
Speaker 9: Yeah.

756
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,320
Speaker 2: Probably, I mean, Jose, if you were out on a

757
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 2: date with someone who was a high flyer, is that

758
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 2: a red flag to you?

759
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 3: No, I would just be happy that I'm on a date.

760
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 2: You're buying a ticket onto that point.

761
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: Maybe she wants to take step off the fast plane

762
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: move on to the slope plane with him.

763
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 2: And I'm definitely overall though, how do you think the

764
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:52,879
Speaker 2: first date went good?

765
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 13: Bad?

766
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 10: I think it went good, okay. I was hoping that

767
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 10: we're gonna go on another date. But her responses are

768
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 10: a little spotty.

769
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 2: I don't know, and I don't know if you did

770
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 2: this or not, but did you ever point out, hey,

771
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 2: your phone is buzzing a lot, or youre getting a lot

772
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 2: of dudes trying to hit you up right now?

773
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 10: Come across as weirdly, I didn't think that would be

774
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 10: a good style on my fire.

775
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 8: I played it cool.

776
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 10: I played it cool. It was, it was just slightly

777
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 10: up inside.

778
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 2: They seem to have answers. Let's find out what Lisa

779
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 2: has to say for herself, we're gonna call the high

780
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 2: flyer directly, maybe as well off what's on her chart

781
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 2: your second date update right after this.

782
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 13: Date.

783
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 2: Imagine being out with someone you're very interested in and

784
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 2: finding out that they do security detail for the rich

785
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,479
Speaker 2: and famous, but they won't tell you who. Not only

786
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 2: that they're a verified high flyer on the dating app

787
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 2: where you met them.

788
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 1: Which means that they get a lot of action.

789
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're on the front page. Yeah, I don't know,

790
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 2: someone just paid the feature.

791
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 1: That or something.

792
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 2: And they wear Gucci sweats with Tupac hoodies to first

793
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 2: dates like it's no big deal.

794
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: I mean they're cool for me personally.

795
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 2: This is a very interesting second date call because, like

796
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:17,240
Speaker 2: jose said before, I really hope that she actually answers

797
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 2: us because we don't get to talk to people like

798
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:19,720
Speaker 2: this very often.

799
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: Because he cannot be the one that also like pries

800
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: into who the celebrities are she works for. He just

801
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: asks why. I know he already didn't want the date.

802
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: She didn't want to answer her.

803
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 3: But if she's like standing there to Kim Kardashian right

804
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 3: now is like I can't talk.

805
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 2: I mean, we do want a lot of answers from her,

806
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 2: but the main thing we want to know is why

807
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 2: she's not going out with Anthony. That's true because this

808
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 2: is a very unique type of woman and Anthony. The

809
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,240
Speaker 2: best part is she hasn't made you pay for anything

810
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 2: yet either, but you are willing to yes.

811
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 1: Wait, oh yeah, wait you paid for the date though, right, Anthony,

812
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,399
Speaker 1: you paid for happy hour?

813
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 8: Yeah?

814
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 10: I paid for the date at the bar, but it

815
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 10: wasn't like with Mallory. I wasn't paying for a parking

816
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 10: and right, you.

817
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: Know the last girl you're on the show with.

818
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 2: Okay, but you'll pay for parking on the second date

819
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 2: at least. Let's let's call her and try and figure

820
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 2: out where that's going to be and if she'll go

821
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:21,280
Speaker 2: out with you. Here we go. Hello, Hey is this Lisa?

822
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:22,439
Speaker 4: Yes?

823
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 2: It is Hey Lisa. What's up? You're on the radio

824
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 2: right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

825
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,720
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, Lisa.

826
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:34,320
Speaker 4: Oh hi, I guess I can't project us.

827
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 2: If you haven't heard us before. We're low key Bougie,

828
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 2: the lowest key. I feel like.

829
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 1: He's wearing a free show shirt.

830
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 4: Okay, what is this all about? I don't get it.

831
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 2: Well, we're one of those weird shows that helps listeners

832
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 2: with their dating lives. When they go out with someone

833
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:03,359
Speaker 2: and they're not getting a return callback, we reach out

834
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 2: and try and help figure out the reason why.

835
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 4: Uh okay, I know.

836
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 2: Pretty pathetic on our part, but people were get paid

837
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 2: to do it.

838
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 1: Thanks Jeff. I kind of like this segment.

839
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 2: But I like it too. My parents are really ashamed

840
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 2: of it. But that's not it's not about us. We're

841
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 2: trying to ask about you and your relationship with a

842
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 2: guy named Anthony.

843
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you guys went to a happy hour?

844
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 4: Yeah we did.

845
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 2: Okay, pretty great guy, huh.

846
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, he's a nice guy, good looking.

847
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: Oh what was your like thoughts on the date?

848
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 4: I mean it was really chill. We just had a

849
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 4: couple of drinks at happy hour and it was just

850
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 4: a date.

851
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: Oh okay, nothing to write home about.

852
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,839
Speaker 2: Okay. I mean, was there any like big red flags

853
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 2: to you for why you're not going out with him again?

854
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,760
Speaker 2: Because he said he's been trying to organize a second

855
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 2: meet up and it's not quite happening.

856
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 4: I mean no, there weren't any red flags when we

857
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 4: were sitting there talking. I mean, He was very interesting.

858
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 4: He was interested in me, asked me a lot of questions.

859
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 2: Can I offer something up that he told us? Because sure,

860
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,439
Speaker 2: he said, he was worried he may have offended you

861
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,479
Speaker 2: by prying too much into your job because he found

862
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 2: out you help organize security for big time celebrities.

863
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, yeah, I just made that up to

864
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 4: sound in Wait.

865
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 3: What oh man, I was interested even.

866
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 2: We were prepared with all these questions to try and

867
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 2: get you to reveal who you do security for.

868
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: Usually when somebody lies on a date, there's like shame

869
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: and stuff. You're laughing like a joke to you.

870
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 4: Well, I couldn't tell him what my real job is.

871
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 2: What can you tell us your real job?

872
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 4: I guess at this point, if I'm not going to

873
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 4: see him again and share, I'll tell you what my

874
00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 4: real job is.

875
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 2: What do you do?

876
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 4: So I am actually part owner of the dating site?

877
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: Wait wait, Anthony.

878
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, some friends had the idea and we were just

879
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 4: talking about stuff and it's just an idea. Well, they

880
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 4: moved forward and they asked if I wanted to be

881
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 4: an early investor, and so let's do it, and it

882
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 4: just kind.

883
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 15: Of blew up.

884
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: So it says when it says high flyer on your

885
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 1: dating app, that just means like CEO or something pretty much.

886
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 4: I mean, we were looking for trying to like do

887
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 4: a feature like on the app, and I just said

888
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 4: I'll do it. I'm single, I don't care about the

889
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 4: attention whatever.

890
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:50,879
Speaker 1: Wow, market research apparently it makes an impact.

891
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 4: I guess.

892
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 2: So okay, so wait, why did.

893
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: You just tell him that you were the app owner?

894
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,720
Speaker 4: Well, to be honest, I go on a lot of dates,

895
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 4: and I mean essentially I would tell people what the

896
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 4: deal is, but also it would be a little creepy.

897
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,720
Speaker 4: I would think in the beginning, we're trying to help.

898
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 2: Him figure out what's the reason that you're not going

899
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 2: out again. That's what he's confused about. Okay, okay, is

900
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 2: it so many men? Just so many men you can't

901
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 2: choose one?

902
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 4: No, No, that is not the reason. So as an admin,

903
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 4: I can tell that he's been messaging other women, and

904
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 4: when we are on a date and talking, he told

905
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 4: me in conversation that it was just him and I talking.

906
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,240
Speaker 1: That feels like invasion.

907
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 4: Musten when you check off on the agreement. I mean,

908
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 4: it says any co founder or manager can monitor your

909
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 4: account in your activities so well in my right.

910
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 8: To do that.

911
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 2: That's crazy and.

912
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 4: It just proves that men are pigs.

913
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 2: Anthony, What do you think about here and all that?

914
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 4: Wow?

915
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 10: Hi, Lisa?

916
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, because oh I forgot to tell you, Lisa, it's

917
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 2: down way way deep in our agreement when you come

918
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 2: on the phone listening. Okay, oh wow, you're super chill.

919
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 10: I'm a little shocked, but I totally understand like that

920
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 10: you can that why you had to put that in

921
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 10: your profile and.

922
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: Then feels like the last time you were on the show,

923
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,879
Speaker 1: like you just agree with women no matter what they

924
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: do to you. If woman's been light, she like invaded

925
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,760
Speaker 1: your privacy and you're just chill still you brother?

926
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 10: So wait a second. You could actually go into my

927
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 10: app and see all the messages, like everything that I've

928
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 10: ever written on there?

929
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:41,399
Speaker 4: Yes I can.

930
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: I know. I know Anthony's thinking of like three things said.

931
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 2: Hope you keep a PG on our money. I'll tell

932
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 2: you know she cares.

933
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 10: You can't see pictures, right, Yes.

934
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 2: I can, so you can zoom in on them too.

935
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 10: I don't know if you'll have to zoom in.

936
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:08,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, why do I doubt that? I doubt that A

937
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: bad path does that mean that you weren't talking to

938
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: anybody else either, because.

939
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I'm talking to some people.

940
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 8: Oh, I was honest about that.

941
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:17,919
Speaker 4: On the dates, he implied that I was the only

942
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 4: person he was talking to.

943
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 2: But you wouldn't have cared.

944
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 1: If he said, but see that. Why why did you

945
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 1: say that, Anthony?

946
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 10: Well, you're the only person that I've met on the

947
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 10: app that I actually like and respect.

948
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 2: Oh you don't respect.

949
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: You don't respect any other person you're talking about? Well,

950
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: what good?

951
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 15: I mean?

952
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 10: I came out wrong, baby, But you're the only one

953
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,399
Speaker 10: I have really found interested in, and I haven't met

954
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 10: anybody like you, whether it was on the app or not.

955
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 4: Well, I have your profile pulled up right now, and

956
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,240
Speaker 4: it looks like that you're trying to set up something

957
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 4: with somebody named Clarissa.

958
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 2: Oh expect Lisa. You said a little bit jealous of that,

959
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 2: even I don't.

960
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 4: Know about jealous. But look, I would have been totally

961
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,879
Speaker 4: fine if he had said, yeah, I'm talking to other

962
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,879
Speaker 4: people too. I get it. It's not a big deal.

963
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,879
Speaker 10: I'm blocking I'm blocking Clarissa right now.

964
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 9: Wow.

965
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,720
Speaker 1: It just sounds like you need to be truthful about everything.

966
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 2: Another app definitely. Something is happening here for sure, and

967
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 2: it feels good. It does feel good, And I'd like

968
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 2: to offer to send you guys out on another date

969
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 2: that we will pay for once once.

970
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 10: Again, Can I just reiterate that I'm serious. You are

971
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 10: the only one I've taken serious that I've met on there,

972
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 10: and I'm really hoping that you're going.

973
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:40,799
Speaker 7: To say yes.

974
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: That's cute.

975
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 4: Well, that's very sweet, Anthony, I appreciate that. Yeah, I mean,

976
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 4: I'm a yes. I would say yes, start over, fresh slate,

977
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 4: start from the beginning. Now that everything's on the table,

978
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 4: we start.

979
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 2: Over, okay, And we also have fourteen other guys who

980
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,319
Speaker 2: want to know if you'll go out with them. What

981
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:00,439
Speaker 2: would you like to say to them?

982
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, if I'm being honest, I am still

983
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 4: talking to other guys some of our side for me.

984
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 2: But how many of those guys do you respect?

985
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 9: All right?

986
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,839
Speaker 2: Well, more research with the second day on our bill,

987
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 2: We're gonna pay for it, okayd Before you go, can

988
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 2: you force matches because there's a couple of girls that

989
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 2: aren't responding to.

990
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: Me that I'm wondering that's creepy, that's a hard no.

991
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. You know, the thing that I'm

992
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 2: coming to terms with is we just have to get

993
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 2: it through our heads that people lie on dates. Yes,

994
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,800
Speaker 2: it can be small, little white lies or big giant ones,

995
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 2: but people do it all the time, whether it's to

996
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 2: make themselves look better or for whatever reason, and we.

997
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 1: Don't all have the access to fact check them like

998
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 1: she did.

999
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, and it's not so much if you lie,

1000
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 2: it's what you lie about that's really important. She lied

1001
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 2: about what her job was out of boredom from all

1002
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 2: the dates that she goes on. Key lies, saying that

1003
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 2: she was the only girl that he was talking to

1004
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 2: on the dating app and she found out that was untrue.

1005
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: Why would he even offer it up?

1006
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 9: Don't you know?

1007
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 2: Like, just don't it sounds like one of those nice

1008
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,919
Speaker 2: lies that you tell someone that they're the only one

1009
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 2: that you like.

1010
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: It's like, I never do this when you know that

1011
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: that person always does it.

1012
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 3: You're really good at it.

1013
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 2: But I do feel like society has really progressed because

1014
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,879
Speaker 2: they were both totally okay with each other's lies.

1015
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: In the end, we put each other out.

1016
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how lies work. Yes, right, Yes, no matter

1017
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 2: what no, Lie, you can always email the show for help.

1018
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 2: We're willing to call that person wasn't calling you back.

1019
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,359
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the.

1020
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 9: Morning, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1021
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 2: Bad luck breaking a mirror. Good luck breaking a mirror

1022
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 2: because you flex too hard. Perfect, Okay, I'm perfect. Bad

1023
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 2: luck seeing a black cat. Good luck seeing a black

1024
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 2: cat in a tiny romper.

1025
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's like a life goal now, so cute.

1026
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 2: Bad luck missing your freeway exit, good luck The next

1027
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:21,839
Speaker 2: exit is Disneyland.

1028
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 9: Ya.

1029
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 2: Bad luck missing out on a possible love connection in

1030
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 2: a person that you met.

1031
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,280
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't need to scream.

1032
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:39,399
Speaker 2: For getting away, but good luck. A morning radio show

1033
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 2: founded online and it's going to read it on the air,

1034
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 2: So who knows, Maybe we'll bring some good luck to

1035
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 2: a person out there listening when we read brand new

1036
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 2: edition of Misconnections coming up, Cuty Misconnections. That was me

1037
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 2: staring there's only two places to find true love and

1038
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 2: this world. One is inside the abandoned pharmacy in front

1039
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 2: of the lotions and hemorrhoid cream. Oh can you apply

1040
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 2: this for me?

1041
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 6: Please?

1042
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 2: The others on the pages of craigslist dot Org, we

1043
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 2: scoured that website every week to find the best that

1044
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 2: Misconnections has to offer, like this. One's first misconnection is

1045
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 2: titled you made me bigger at brunch and for a woman?

1046
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 1: Please tell me it's because you ate a lot of pancakes.

1047
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 2: Please, He says. I was on my third mimosa chatting

1048
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 2: with my girlfriend when I saw you.

1049
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: Oh man, already not starting with yeah.

1050
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 2: You and your curvy figure walked in the door with

1051
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 2: the confidence of Janet Jackson at a Super Bowl halftime show.

1052
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,760
Speaker 1: That's actually quite the compliment.

1053
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't help but stare as you sat down

1054
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 2: at the table next to us, and I could tell

1055
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 2: right away that you were an instant upgrade. Oh bruno

1056
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 2: out to the girlfriend next to him. If you're wondering

1057
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 2: who I was, you couldn't miss me. I was the

1058
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 2: dude with the backwards blue hat and the tank top

1059
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 2: that said I flexed and the sleeves exploded.

1060
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:07,760
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

1061
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 2: I wanted to check you out so hard, but I

1062
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 2: didn't want my girlfriend to notice. Oh yeah, so I reached.

1063
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nothing like a guy flexing while drinking mimosas,

1064
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: so I usually go.

1065
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,800
Speaker 2: To reposition my chair so your face was right over

1066
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:26,800
Speaker 2: my sweetheart's right shoulder. It was a very James Bond

1067
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 2: esque move, if I do say so. Yeah, And every

1068
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 2: time you got up to go to the buffet, I

1069
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 2: made sure I got up too. At one point I

1070
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 2: told you, Wow, those biscuits are hardy. I'd be really

1071
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,359
Speaker 2: happy with those. And guess what, Yeah, I didn't mean

1072
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 2: the biscuits on your plate.

1073
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 1: Thank you for explaining.

1074
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 2: I was about to fist bump you over your summer

1075
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:52,760
Speaker 2: sausage selection, but I could tell my girlfriend was staring,

1076
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 2: so instead I turned away and began fingering the strawberries

1077
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 2: so she wouldn't be suspicious.

1078
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 1: I don't have a girlfriend, dude.

1079
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 2: She just looks, She looks over. What's he doing? Oh

1080
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 2: he's just knuckled deep in the Strawberrea, that's his favorite. Okay.

1081
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 2: I'd love to have you in my starting lineup and

1082
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 2: put my girlfriend on the bench. Oh if that works

1083
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 2: for you, Holla back. Girl that's signed chober In is shober.

1084
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 1: I would say I appreciate his appreciation for a girl

1085
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: who loves the buffet, though, Yeah, because as one of

1086
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: those ladies go up for thirds.

1087
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 2: That's a swipe right from Brook. This next misconnection is

1088
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 2: titled you saw the darkness in My beauty and I

1089
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 2: Saw the beauty in your darkness. A Woman for Man

1090
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 2: twenty eight wedding. Uh oh wait, it says I met

1091
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 2: you yesterday at my friend's goth wedding reception. There's the

1092
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,880
Speaker 2: darkness you were hanging out over by the black skull

1093
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 2: and crossbones wedding cake.

1094
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: Dude's pretty sick.

1095
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 2: I was the girl with the red corset and the

1096
00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 2: full white out contact lenses, so my irises looked sleep pale.

1097
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 2: Your sullen mood intrigued me, so I walked over to

1098
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,280
Speaker 2: you without making eye contact and muttered, I hate this wedding.

1099
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 2: You replied, I know, isn't it beautiful?

1100
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,959
Speaker 1: Do they just play like death metal on the dance

1101
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 1: floor too?

1102
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 3: It sounds like it's like a giant panic in the

1103
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 3: disco music video.

1104
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, Anyway, at.

1105
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 2: That point our eyes met, and I felt the shadows

1106
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 2: of a thousand years envelop my soul and take my

1107
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 2: youth hostage.

1108
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:27,919
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1109
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 1: Wait, that's a good thing, right, I.

1110
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 2: Think she's turned on. At that moment, the DJ played

1111
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 2: the song Cha Cha Slide and you You asked if

1112
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:39,240
Speaker 2: I wanted to dance.

1113
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: I love it. I love the golf wedding still like

1114
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:45,280
Speaker 1: the chaw you think it's like remix myself.

1115
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 2: I agreed, and soon we were hands in hand doing

1116
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,880
Speaker 2: the Devil's Spider Web on the dance floor. While DJ

1117
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:56,959
Speaker 2: Casper shouted instructions at us, I yelled in your ear,

1118
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 2: pretend we're dead zombies when we slide to the left.

1119
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 5: I love people.

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00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 2: When you agreed, I pledged to you right there that

1121
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 2: I would catch the bouquet of dead roses for our

1122
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 2: future children. But then suddenly you said you had to leave.

1123
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,360
Speaker 2: Oh no, was I moving too fast? Or did my

1124
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 2: spiked dog collar catch you in the wrong spot when

1125
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 2: I dove between your legs?

1126
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:19,879
Speaker 9: Oh?

1127
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 6: Ouch?

1128
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 2: All I know is this I'm an angel seeking chaos

1129
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 2: and you're my demon seeking anarchy. Let's meet tomorrow evening

1130
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 2: at seven pm inside the Jack in the Box. We

1131
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 2: can discuss our dark future over some seasoned curly fries.

1132
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 1: I feel like this guy needs to get back to her.

1133
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 1: I mean, how many options does he have for dark angels?

1134
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 2: Is there a lot of us that signed Genova? I

1135
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 2: like this next misconnection is titled I was nervous to

1136
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 2: say hi, but I did it, and it was wonderful.

1137
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:57,760
Speaker 2: Man for woman nineteen shopping mall his first He says,

1138
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 2: I was heading over to Builds Bear when I walked

1139
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 2: by your kioska. You were the brown haired beauty selling

1140
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 2: bedazzled phone cases.

1141
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 1: I've seen her.

1142
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, Normally i'd be nervous to approach a woman like you,

1143
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 2: but I just purchased an affliction T shirt and the

1144
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 2: salesperson said it would raise my confidence by at least

1145
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 2: twelve percent.

1146
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:18,919
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1147
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 2: Boy, so I sauntered up and smiled. But before I

1148
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 2: could even say hi, you began complaining about your job.

1149
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 2: You told me the phone case kiosk was a huge

1150
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 2: downgrade from the Crocs kiosk you worked out last week.

1151
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:35,280
Speaker 1: Oh for sure, those things sell themselves.

1152
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then, right as we began to vibe, a

1153
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:40,799
Speaker 2: mall security guy rudely interrupted us and asked if we

1154
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 2: saw two chubby kids walk by with a stolen tiki

1155
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 2: head bubble machine.

1156
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:48,760
Speaker 10: I wish or I would have taken a picture.

1157
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 2: Sounds awesome. You shrugged and said I don't know, probably,

1158
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 2: and then you pointed in the direction of the food court.

1159
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 2: He scooted off on his patrol segue while we laughed

1160
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:02,399
Speaker 2: and mocked adults ride on motorized carts.

1161
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 1: You come after those adults.

1162
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 2: Eventually you told me your break was coming up and

1163
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 2: agreed to meet me for a Jamba juice, but you

1164
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 2: never showed.

1165
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 9: Oh no.

1166
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 2: I even went back to your kiosk and there was

1167
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,959
Speaker 2: a sign up saying probably gone for a long time,

1168
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 2: So I guess I couldn't wait around anyway. Hit me up.

1169
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,720
Speaker 2: That's signed Hunter Hunter.

1170
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 1: Love can be hard man. You stay hopeful out there.

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00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 2: Those are your Cigslist misconnections. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

1172
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 2: the morning.

1173
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1174
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 2: Brooke going for your second win in a row today,

1175
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:45,320
Speaker 2: and you're gonna be playing somebody who is a first

1176
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,800
Speaker 2: timer to win Brooks Bucks. Her name's Mariah from Olympia.

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00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 1: Hello Mariah, Hey, okay, you sound chill, Maria.

1178
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 2: It says on my phone. We're gonna hear that you're

1179
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 2: working on an invention idea? Yes, what is it?

1180
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:03,919
Speaker 11: Well, without thanks, it's basically just like an improved version.

1181
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 12: Of a pregnancy test that is more accurate and less expensive.

1182
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,440
Speaker 2: Does it involve Jose putting his ear up to a

1183
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 2: woman's belly, because that one has been invented. It's patented.

1184
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 2: You're gonna need to work on a ring across the room,

1185
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:20,959
Speaker 2: all right?

1186
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: Do you want to you want to patent that idea too?

1187
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1188
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 2: Sure, called the Jose Radar. It's just sleeping ran as

1189
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 2: a future billionaire in the making once her invention comes out.

1190
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 2: But she wants this hundred dollars first. Let's send Brook

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00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 2: out of the studio. And while that happens, Mariah, you

1192
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 2: know how the game is played. You have thirty seconds

1193
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 2: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1194
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 2: you can say past. But you have to beat Brooke

1195
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 2: outright to win? Are you ready?

1196
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 1: Yes?

1197
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 8: I guess?

1198
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 2: Okay, good luck? Your time starts now. Actor Liam Hemsworth

1199
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 2: celebrates a birthday today. Is he the youngest, oldest or

1200
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 2: middle Helmsworth brother?

1201
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 5: Middle?

1202
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,479
Speaker 2: Every year, Saint Patrick's Day is celebrated on what date?

1203
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 10: March seventeenth?

1204
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 2: What does the a in the military term a wall

1205
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 2: means the average cloud weighs more or less than one

1206
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 2: thousand pounds?

1207
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 4: What?

1208
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 2: What gives beer its distinctive bitter flavor? The hot Until recently,

1209
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 2: Chris Harrison was the host of what reality TV show

1210
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 2: A pass I don't know, all right, pass in bringing

1211
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 2: Brook back into the studio. And Mariah, aside from your

1212
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 2: cool invention that you have coming out, do you have

1213
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 2: anyway I do hear a baby kicking in the room.

1214
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's you or Brook Jeffrey.

1215
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 2: I might be a client. So, Mariah, but do you

1216
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 2: have any New Year's resolutions for yourself?

1217
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1218
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 10: I just have goals to like do some self healing,

1219
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 10: you know, like mine, body and soul.

1220
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you. I'm on that bandwagon too. My

1221
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: goal this year is to do therapy for the first time.

1222
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 1: I laugh. I laugh because I haven't done it before

1223
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 1: and I obviously need it.

1224
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1225
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone, self healing is a good one. I know

1226
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 2: mine is self loving so and I'm going to work

1227
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 2: on that. As soon as we're done with.

1228
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 1: This, you won't need the pregnancy test.

1229
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 2: You're ready. Yeah, your time starts now. Actor Liam Hemsworth

1230
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 2: celebrates a birthday today. Is he the youngest oldest or

1231
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 2: middle Helmsworth brother oldest? Every year, Saint Patrick's Day is

1232
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 2: celebrated on what date?

1233
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 1: March seventeenth?

1234
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 2: What does the A in the military term A wall mean?

1235
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 2: Pass the average cloud weighs more or less than one

1236
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 2: thousand pounds more. What gives beer its distinctive bitter flavor?

1237
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 1: Yeast.

1238
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 2: Until recently, Chris Harrison was the host of what reality

1239
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 2: TV show The Bachelor. All Right, the answers are, and

1240
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 2: we're going to the scoreboard to check out how you

1241
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 2: did with Jose You are a smelly pirate hooker?

1242
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 1: Maria correct today?

1243
00:59:58,080 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 4: Okay, there you go?

1244
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 2: Or should I say twins?

1245
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 12: Last?

1246
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:06,680
Speaker 1: That was a polite.

1247
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 2: Lab studio audience. Yeah?

1248
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 1: Also Brooke, Yeah.

1249
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:12,120
Speaker 2: She got two? You got three?

1250
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 10: Friend?

1251
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm sorry, Mariah, I can't give you any

1252
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 2: money today. We're gonna go over the answers though, actor

1253
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 2: Liam Hemsworth. Between all the Hemsworth brothers, he is the youngest,

1254
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 2: Chris is the middle brother. Luke is the oldest brother. Luke, Yeah,

1255
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 2: Luke Hemsworth. He's the least famous, but they're all hot.

1256
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 2: Saint Patrick's Day is celebrated every year on March seventeenth.

1257
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:38,520
Speaker 2: Both of you knew that one.

1258
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 1: It was my first day in radio ever.

1259
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 2: Really Yeah, how drunk were you?

1260
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1261
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 1: Really? Hungover?

1262
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:49,479
Speaker 2: The A in a wall means absent absent without official leave.

1263
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 1: I could think a word that started with A, but

1264
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 1: that meant missing.

1265
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,760
Speaker 2: I just kept thinking, what the average cloud weighs? More

1266
01:00:56,800 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 2: than one thousand pounds, actually one point one million pounds. WHOA,

1267
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 2: but it's in such a giant space that it's light

1268
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:07,240
Speaker 2: enough to float. Beer gets its distinctive bitter flavor from

1269
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:11,320
Speaker 2: Hops and Chris Harrison, until recently, used to be the

1270
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 2: host of the Bachelor. It was on for one hundred

1271
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 2: and seventy three seasons.

1272
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 1: I actually believe I believe that for a second. I

1273
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:21,280
Speaker 1: don't know about you.

1274
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 2: Mar checks out, So Mariah, we'll be back to play

1275
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 2: wind Brooks Box same time tomorrow, brook

1276
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 9: And Jeffrey in the morning.