Speaker 1: Brooking jewels. Second, this show is not sponsored by Tender,
Speaker 1: you know dating app, but I feel like because of
Speaker 1: the second date updates, they should probably sign on as
Speaker 1: a sponsor. Since Tender is erupted on the scene, we
Speaker 1: get so many emails for second date updates from people
Speaker 1: who have met off of Tender, just like today's second
Speaker 1: date or Derek who is on the phone he met
Speaker 1: the girl that he wants us to call today on Tender.
Speaker 1: What's up, dude? How are you? I'm good? How are
Speaker 1: you good? Tell us a little bit about the girl
Speaker 1: that you want us to call today. What is her name?
Speaker 1: First of all, her name is Violet, Violet, Violet. And
Speaker 1: what made you swipe right? She's adorable, you know, gorgeous really,
Speaker 1: and she's crazy quirky. She's crazy quirk Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: on Tender basically, whatever makes you swipe right is the
Speaker 1: fact that they are hot and you thought, hey, maybe
Speaker 1: there's a chance there we'll swipe right too, and then
Speaker 1: we can both agree to eat somewhere. You don't ever
Speaker 1: look at a picture and go a great personality, not
Speaker 1: on Tinder. This looked really goofy in the picture, and
Speaker 1: it was different than all the other like, let you
Speaker 1: put a bikini on and press my boody thegether. You
Speaker 1: still flopped right on those, but this one right on
Speaker 1: because you felt like she was gonna be funny. So anyway,
Speaker 1: she obviously liked your picture too, And then you guys
Speaker 1: started talking. How long did you talk before you actually
Speaker 1: met up? We chat on Tinder for a good day
Speaker 1: day and a half, and then we texted each other
Speaker 1: for a couple of days, and then we decided to
Speaker 1: actually meet up downtown for dinner. And had you gone
Speaker 1: on a Tinder date like this before or is this
Speaker 1: new territory. I had made plans that had fallen through,
Speaker 1: and then I went on one coffee date, but I've
Speaker 1: never actually committed to the full dinner date yet. No, right,
Speaker 1: And obviously you're on the phone for a second date update,
Speaker 1: So you must have liked her a lot. I did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she like I mean, like I said, great personality, she's hilarious.
Speaker 1: She is setting to be a nurse right now, and
Speaker 1: my mom is actually a nurse. So I just I
Speaker 1: know this sounds really weird, but I saw a lot
Speaker 1: of similarities between them. Ok, you don't you have like
Speaker 1: a creepy love for your mom, all right, Well, that's
Speaker 1: what they always say. Everybody ends up with their parents.
Speaker 1: They always say that you want to find somebody like
Speaker 1: your mom, right, which has been hard for me because
Speaker 1: nobody out there kisses like my mom. So so you
Speaker 1: had a lot of similarities between her and your mom.
Speaker 1: Obviously you're a big fan of your mom, so you
Speaker 1: were a big fan of her too. Now, did anything
Speaker 1: happen on the date, anything that you can think of
Speaker 1: as a reason that you'd be getting blown off? I mean,
Speaker 1: I keep her playing it over and over. But like,
Speaker 1: dinner went awesome. We even got coffee afterwards because we
Speaker 1: still wanted to talk to each other, and we even
Speaker 1: had a second date a couple of days after that.
Speaker 1: We walked around downtown together, you know, in different bookstores
Speaker 1: and little shops and things, and oh, so you guys
Speaker 1: have hung out a couple of times. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: we texted the day after that and then boom, just nothing.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard anything from her. So the last time
Speaker 1: you hung out, how did you end things? Well? I
Speaker 1: took her back to her apartment and we said goodbye.
Speaker 1: We actually kissed, it was the first kiss. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: she even texted me afterwards, you know, it said like,
Speaker 1: I had a really good time today, and we text
Speaker 1: a couple times after that, and then it's been about
Speaker 1: five days now, I haven't heard anything. What's your theory
Speaker 1: as to why she's not getting back to you. I
Speaker 1: have no idea. I mean I kind of have like
Speaker 1: a creeping suspicion that a girl like her maybe has
Speaker 1: you know, a couple tender dates signed up, as you know,
Speaker 1: at a time, and she has other options. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then maybe I was not the options she wanted to
Speaker 1: go with or Yeah, I don't know. When you meet
Speaker 1: somebody off of an app like tender, it's primarily a
Speaker 1: hookup app. You know, some people meet dates off it,
Speaker 1: but it's primarily that's what it's used for. So if
Speaker 1: I meet somebody off that, I'd be thinking the same thing.
Speaker 1: So that's what you feel like might be going on
Speaker 1: kind of I guess, But you know, she never really
Speaker 1: seemed to like preoccupied or anything, So I I just
Speaker 1: I have no idea. Yeah, that's what I was going
Speaker 1: to ask you. I was going to ask you if
Speaker 1: she did anything to make you think that or you're
Speaker 1: that's just what you're assuming. Um, I mean, she was
Speaker 1: on her phone a lot, but no more than anyone
Speaker 1: else or age. And hopefully you stayed away from the
Speaker 1: comparisons to your mom on the first date. Right, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Lydia says that, and it sounds like a
Speaker 1: ridiculous question. But trust me, with as many second date
Speaker 1: updates we've done, it's not you didn't sit there in
Speaker 1: harp about how she's just like your mom, because that
Speaker 1: could Yeah, that could scare people. Tell me you did
Speaker 1: not do that. No, I mean I didn't call her
Speaker 1: mom her. Okay, all right, well we'll play a song, comeback,
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. Perfect, all right,
Speaker 1: hang on it frooking jubil in the morning, Sate, I've
Speaker 1: been speculating on what could have gone wrong on Derek's date.
Speaker 1: Derek is on the phone with us right now for
Speaker 1: a second date update. He went out with a girl
Speaker 1: named Violet. They met off of Tender. They actually hung
Speaker 1: out a few times, but now she's not calling him
Speaker 1: back and he can't think of any reason why. Nothing
Speaker 1: weird happened, no strange conversations, nothing, Derek, here's what I
Speaker 1: think you did wrong on your day? You ready, Okay?
Speaker 1: I think that the fact that you haven't made a
Speaker 1: move to try to hook up with her has made
Speaker 1: her go away because you met her off a tender.
Speaker 1: And if you meet anybody off a tender, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to have sex with him in the first five minutes
Speaker 1: of meeting. Yeah, and you hung out with her like
Speaker 1: twice without even really doing anything. You kissed once, But
Speaker 1: that's it. Do you think that maybe you screwed yourself
Speaker 1: by trying to be a gentleman? I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: that's a possibility. I just I don't know. I didn't
Speaker 1: think there's that type of girl, but I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess that could be. It just goes to show you
Speaker 1: need to change your way of thinking, Derek. Every girl
Speaker 1: is that type of girl from now on. All right, man,
Speaker 1: I'm about to dollar phone him right now. See we
Speaker 1: can get on the phone, get your second date. Update. Cool.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much. Okay, here we go. I'm
Speaker 1: a doll. The phone him right now. Hello, Hey, Violet,
Speaker 1: it's Jack. I'm sorry Jack. We met off tender? What up? Garrel?
Speaker 1: Remember me? Um? No, you don't. We hung out like
Speaker 1: five times? Sorry, I think you have the wrong number. No, hey, Violet,
Speaker 1: don't hang up. This is actually Jewel from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five. Okay,
Speaker 1: we've never met on Tender before. Do you listen to
Speaker 1: the radio show at all? I mean, I've heard of it.
Speaker 1: You've heard of it. Okay, you recently went out with
Speaker 1: one of our listeners and now you're not calling him back.
Speaker 1: And he likes you a lot and would love to
Speaker 1: see you again, but since you're not answering his calls,
Speaker 1: he asked us to call you and see if we
Speaker 1: can get you on the phone and ask if there's
Speaker 1: something wrong with him. His name is Derek. Okay, you
Speaker 1: remember meeting Derek off a Tender. Yeah, Derek says he
Speaker 1: has been trying to get a hold of you for
Speaker 1: a little while after you guys hung out a few times.
Speaker 1: Do you not like Derek? Well, he's a liar and
Speaker 1: I really don't deal with liars. What do you mean
Speaker 1: that he's a liar? Everyone I meet on Tender is
Speaker 1: a liar, and I really don't have time for guys
Speaker 1: like that. Do you mind telling us what you think?
Speaker 1: I don't mean to say what you think because that
Speaker 1: assumes that he didn't lie. Do you mind telling us
Speaker 1: what he lied about. Well, Derek told me he had
Speaker 1: Seahawk tickets and that he was going to take me
Speaker 1: into the next game, and then the game came and
Speaker 1: went and guess what, no invite. Wait? So, okay, Violet,
Speaker 1: you feel like he lied to you about inviting you
Speaker 1: to the Seahawks game. Yeah, obviously he probably doesn't even
Speaker 1: have Seahawks tickets. He's probably just trying to make himself
Speaker 1: look good being all like, oh, yeah, I have Seahawks tickets.
Speaker 1: Maybe you don't want to take you, but don't you
Speaker 1: think maybe he was Maybe he could have invited you
Speaker 1: to another game. Like you, you may be jumping the
Speaker 1: gun assuming that he's just a lying jerk right away.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what's your name, Jubil, Jebil? I didn't call you,
Speaker 1: You called me, Okay, and I'm telling you the truth.
Speaker 1: He told me that he had Seahawk tickets and that
Speaker 1: he was going to take me to the next game.
Speaker 1: So he's a liar because he didn't do that. He
Speaker 1: is a liar, just like every other guy I've dealt with. Okay,
Speaker 1: did you, I mean, did you ask him about the
Speaker 1: game afterwards? Or honestly, I don't even want to talk
Speaker 1: to him anymore, because, like I said, I just don't
Speaker 1: deal with that. Wow, Okay, it just you sound so
Speaker 1: upset and you don't really have proof that he doesn't
Speaker 1: have tickets, right, he just didn't invite you. I'm just
Speaker 1: a little confused. Okay, what don't you understand about the
Speaker 1: fact that he told me he was going to take
Speaker 1: me somewhere and then he never invited me. That's a lie.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Violet. Thank you for explaining it to me
Speaker 1: that way. I do understand now, and I agree. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to go out with somebody to lie to
Speaker 1: me either, especially if they strung me along with like
Speaker 1: going too a Sehawks game or something, and that never
Speaker 1: invited me. So I understand why you don't want to
Speaker 1: call Derek back. Finally you can get it. How many
Speaker 1: times do I stually explain this to you. I'm just
Speaker 1: judge me, and I don't call me violent, Violet. I'm
Speaker 1: not judging you at all. I'm actually on your side.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, if you lied to you, then you have
Speaker 1: every right to be upset at him. Okay, whatever, I
Speaker 1: don't Yeah, hey, Violet, but before I let you go,
Speaker 1: I know I can sense the girl back there. Who's
Speaker 1: the girl to keep making the snarky comment? That's Violet, Violet.
Speaker 1: I can sense that you want to hang up the phone,
Speaker 1: but I just hang on for one second. Okay, what
Speaker 1: else do you have to say? I don't even know
Speaker 1: I'm still on the phone with you. What the else
Speaker 1: you have to tell me? I don't. I don't have
Speaker 1: anything else to say to you, but Derek does. Oh hey, Violet, Derek, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what the hell? What the hell you calling into this
Speaker 1: radio station after you lie to me about the tickets?
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about. I didn't lie
Speaker 1: to you. I have season tickets. You're a little under
Speaker 1: I'm talking. We have been talking for a little under
Speaker 1: two weeks now, Yeah, I have season tickets. I didn't
Speaker 1: tall you do that game because I've already promised that
Speaker 1: to my best friend. You know, I assumed that you knew,
Speaker 1: since you seemed like such a big Seahawks fan, that
Speaker 1: there's gonna be more than one home game. You told
Speaker 1: me you're going to take me to game, and then
Speaker 1: you didn't. I was going to take you to the
Speaker 1: next game, but that now, you know know, maybe you should
Speaker 1: let people on tender know that you're such a selfish
Speaker 1: start talking to you. We're just trying to hold yourself
Speaker 1: out for Seahawks tickets. I feel like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't even believe that you have tickets. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I assumed you were in a card. You knew that
Speaker 1: there was one home game, you know. Look, I know
Speaker 1: how this show works, and usually ask her she wants
Speaker 1: to go on a second date, but screw that, you
Speaker 1: don't want a second date, a Violet. I was just
Speaker 1: about to ask if you will go out lot. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe she wants a second day, Violet, do you want
Speaker 1: to go out with Derek? Again, that's a dumb asking question. Okay,
Speaker 1: God liars, and I know one when I smell I've done.
Speaker 1: That was quick. There was a quick second date update
Speaker 1: shortened to the point, Derek, did you know she was
Speaker 1: a psycho because you sounded like you liked her a lot.
Speaker 1: Did she show any signs of that when you were
Speaker 1: on your date? No, I like blown away right now.
Speaker 1: I had no idea. God, she must be like really
Speaker 1: hot and you weren't paying attention or something, because that
Speaker 1: was intense. No, I said, that's like two different people,
Speaker 1: Like that's just ridiculous. I thought I was a Seahawks fan. Yeah, seriously, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is so? She basically thought that you lied to
Speaker 1: her about having Seahawks s and then felt so entitled.
Speaker 1: That's the other thing that gets me too. She just
Speaker 1: felt like, this guy has Seahoks tickets. He didn't invite me.
Speaker 1: He's a liar. He's a liar in a douchebag, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to see him. It's such an expensive
Speaker 1: date too. She just expected you to give her one
Speaker 1: of your tickets. Yeah, I mean we talked about it
Speaker 1: as I was a fan. I told her that she
Speaker 1: should come to a game with me. Sometimes I have
Speaker 1: season tickets and instead of date or anything, or you
Speaker 1: didn't pick out a specific game. What, Derek, you lied
Speaker 1: to her? How dare you? Well, obviously you didn't get
Speaker 1: a second date out of the whole thing, but at
Speaker 1: least you dodged a big bullet there, and yeah, oh yes,
Speaker 1: one big scary psycho bullet broken Jupil in the morning,