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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember email the show

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret. And if you do,

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Speaker 1: you're safe to say whatever you want because nobody will

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Speaker 1: know who you are. Everybody remains anonymous. We don't even

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Speaker 1: ask what your name is. And that's why the person

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Speaker 1: on the phone, we don't know their real name. But

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Speaker 1: they're gonna tell us a dirty little secret. What's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Okay? So this all right? Well, first

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Speaker 1: of all, my wife can never know about this. However,

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Speaker 1: I'm taking this to the grade. Okay, yeah, what is it? Well, um, well,

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Speaker 1: let's get into it here. So this was maybe two

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Speaker 1: Christmases ago. Um, I was at her family's place, her

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Speaker 1: parents place, and I was just you know, getting really

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Speaker 1: drunk with her with her brother, my brother in law,

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Speaker 1: down in the living room. Okay, you guys made out. No, Hey,

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Speaker 1: we've all been there. That's okay. So, um, you know,

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Speaker 1: first of all, you know, we're drinking in the living

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Speaker 1: room and you know, I'm you know, I'm having a

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Speaker 1: good time. I'm getting ready to go upstairs to go

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Speaker 1: to bed. We're staying in one of the bedrooms upstairs. Um,

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Speaker 1: so let me, you know, go back to a step

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Speaker 1: here and just say that my wife and her mother

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Speaker 1: are very similar looking. Oh I think I know where

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Speaker 1: this is going. So you know, the same build, uh,

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Speaker 1: same hair color, same you know, you know. So, Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm going upstairs the end of the night. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm feeling pretty tipsy, but I'm you know, I'm

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Speaker 1: also you know, I'm in the mood, you know. So

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Speaker 1: I go to the bedroom, Um that I believe my

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Speaker 1: wife is in here. Um, and uh, you know, I'm

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Speaker 1: ready to go, you know if you know, I mean

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Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think I think I do. So

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Speaker 1: I climbed into bed and uh, you know, snuggle up.

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Speaker 1: In About two seconds into that snuggle, I realized that

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Speaker 1: I am not in bed with my wife. And how

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Speaker 1: did you realize that? Yeah? Um, well she turned and

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Speaker 1: said something and I'm like, uh, You're like, honey, must

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Speaker 1: have been the most awkward time in your entire life. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I well, I sort of my clothes back on real quick.

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Speaker 1: Did you tell I'm sure you told your wife? Oh no,

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Speaker 1: not at all. Me and her mom were just like

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Speaker 1: this never happened. Never speak of this. Oh wait, where

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Speaker 1: did you say your wife was sleeping? Yeah, she's sleeping

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Speaker 1: in the other bedroom. I went into the wrong door

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Speaker 1: because you were hammered. Why could you not tell your

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Speaker 1: wife though, Like, I mean, it was an accident. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I would essentially down to my birthday suit

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Speaker 1: at this point, so, you know, with her mom. So

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Speaker 1: I just feel like I so I just put into

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Speaker 1: the wrong door, and I just wouldn't late in that

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Speaker 1: freaking bed with your mom. How funny is that? Leave

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Speaker 1: that birthday sit out part out? Yeah, but no, everyone

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Speaker 1: would find that funny because if you're naked. I just said,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I could leave that part out though,

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Speaker 1: like you'd have to tell that part? Why you never know?

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Speaker 1: Maybe she's like, well, I mean they look like maybe

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Speaker 1: she thought I was going for it. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: so I don't. I'm not saying anything ever, So you

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Speaker 1: guys just made an agreement not to talk about it.

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Speaker 1: She's probably grossed out to yeah, oh for sure, turned

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Speaker 1: on and she's like I can't. Yeah. So every Christmas

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Speaker 1: now that we go back to that house, I make

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Speaker 1: sure to take it easy on the drinks. And know

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Speaker 1: exactly where my wife is. Yeah, maybe turn her location

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Speaker 1: on or something. Thanks Secret, Thank you did Jubil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand