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Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I think it's just a dude,

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Speaker 2: I don't think there's anything elevated about this experience at all.

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Speaker 3: Governments are racists, money turny stuff can't tell me.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting a little tired of your broken promisive promises.

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Speaker 1: Welcome little Mamas and gentiles alike to another phenomenal episode

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Speaker 1: of My Mama.

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Speaker 2: Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into

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Speaker 2: the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: And we finally worked to prove that the shellcasings found

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Speaker 1: at the site of the Grizzly murder of the United

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Speaker 1: Healthcare CEO said, defend deny, deposed, and there was a

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Speaker 1: Ca Swain. That's right, y'all, this is a joasy hit.

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Speaker 1: My name is David borrim I'm like Zink Irvin.

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Speaker 2: I love it the back, baby, They're never left. They're back,

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Speaker 2: and they're doing things a little different this time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this time is personal. This time.

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Speaker 2: You killed Davante's dog and he's seeking justice.

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Speaker 1: I like man man, I would love a John Wick

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Speaker 2: Dude, there there's so much room. It frustrates me often

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Speaker 1: We need more black action heroes. I think in general,

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Speaker 1: Equalizer three, Come on, man, come on man. And I

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Speaker 2: There were a few moments where he was like swerving

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Speaker 1: How fuck? What? What do you This is a good

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Speaker 1: Sup, I'm Langston a Man, Langston Langston Kerrman Netflix, Like what's.

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Speaker 1: That's what you need to know about me. If you

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Speaker 2: and I think it's okay. I think it's like I

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Speaker 1: I got you. You know what I'm saying. But man,

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Speaker 1: I do it, and like when I I do it

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think what she's trying to say to you is,

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Speaker 2: don't dap me up, motherfucker. Give me, give me some dick,

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Speaker 1: I do not.

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Speaker 2: This is not a singular issue, but there have been

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Speaker 1: Exactly, And it's not because we're being bougie. I saw

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Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, uh, chewed up bagels. Baby, I'm

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Speaker 2: We just didn't sell the tickets and planes don't make

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Speaker 1: Anyways, I think we needed we did. I feel good.

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Speaker 1: we should.

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Speaker 2: We should open up a little bit and be transparent

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Speaker 1: Yep, fuck you, You're not coming to my birthday. We

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Speaker 1: we have an email.

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Speaker 2: Yes it's a Lengthston and David episode of David and

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Speaker 2: a very exciting email with the headline is Mattress Firm

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Speaker 2: a drug front. I mean you're already in.

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Speaker 1: I like, So what I was thinking about with this

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Speaker 1: is not how you want to finish that sentence if

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Speaker 1: this one guy who was just like a bad character

434
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 1: and when you called him, you had to say, I'm

435
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 1: looking for a Mexican with a lot of gold teeth.

436
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,640
Speaker 1: And I always wanted a reason to call somebody call him,

437
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 1: and I never I just want to be in the

438
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 1: mix one time, and I don't want to do anything bad.

439
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: In my head, it's like maybe it's like an illegal

440
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: gambling situation or something. Yeah, yeah, I'm not trying to

441
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 1: traffic anybody, but yeah, it would be nice.

442
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever wanted to be a part

443
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 2: of it, but I have wanted to have a guy

444
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:54,360
Speaker 2: like I was watching Wolf's You've seen that movie with

445
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 2: Brad Pitton and George Clooney. It's like it's an Apple

446
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 2: movie where they're back together and they're both they're both

447
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 2: fixers for Apple TV.

448
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,919
Speaker 1: That's fair. Yeah, they ain't got a lot going on

449
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,679
Speaker 1: over there. It just seems like something about it bothers me.

450
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 1: And I'm in a movie on Apple TV that I

451
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 1: was about to saying, yeah, you get this first film,

452
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 1: I assume, yeah, first film I've been.

453
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 2: And you you didn't even subscribe? Then no, damn, I

454
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:28,120
Speaker 2: haven't seen the film. Okay, but you know you can

455
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 2: watch it. Well I have that right. But in the movie,

456
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 2: they are both guys who get called to fix this

457
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 2: problem for this lady, and unintentionally they call two different guys,

458
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 2: but they both call are called, and that's sort of

459
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,119
Speaker 2: the game of it is like these two dudes end

460
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 2: up being both the fixers. But it's there's this cool

461
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 2: moment where she like calls a guy who has a

462
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,439
Speaker 2: guy for her to call. And I've always wanted to

463
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 2: just have a dude in my phone where I'm like,

464
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 2: I fucked up right.

465
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: Right, you know what I mean? As it stands? Now?

466
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: Who would you call my dad?

467
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm sorry, I mean that's really good.

468
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's clearly a great father.

469
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

470
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,439
Speaker 2: I called my dad and be like, I'm in a

471
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:30,919
Speaker 2: bad way. I at least know he wouldn't come with

472
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 2: like some weird like moral thing, you would just trying

473
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 2: to fix it?

474
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't even Yeah, who would

475
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 1: you call? The only people I can think of that

476
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:47,120
Speaker 1: I've even had in my life that would be on

477
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 1: that level or not in my life anymore, because I'm

478
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 1: not an idiot. Yeah, you're trying to be better. Yeah,

479
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 1: I mean I called my brother, but that's probably just

480
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: event and that's what I mean.

481
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 2: Like, I'm not sure that that anybody I could call

482
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 2: could actually fix something as much as be a.

483
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: Sympathetic ear right, But you want somebody to call who

484
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: knows what they're like, Okay, get some lime salt or no.

485
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 2: In the movie, she calls a guy. He shows up

486
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,920
Speaker 2: at the door. He starts making the problem go away.

487
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,360
Speaker 2: What I'm saying, like a dead body in her hotel.

488
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 2: He shows up and he is cleaning that body. He

489
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 2: is telling her what to put on, He is telling

490
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 2: her where to go and where she was the entire night.

491
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 2: Like you know what I want that? You know what

492
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:42,640
Speaker 2: I think it is. We're not rich enough. Don't get

493
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,919
Speaker 2: me wrong. We're doing fine. You're a homeowner.

494
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: I got two cats and a dog and a dog. Yeah,

495
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: it's a goddamn Joko booking there. Yeah, I don't think

496
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: we're I think it's like I think I think that's

497
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: like you have to be like a senator wealthy.

498
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 2: I think you have to be Senator wealthy, and I

499
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 2: think you also have to maintain those relationships in a

500
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 2: way that like I'm not fostering, do you know.

501
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 1: I'm not good at maintaining relationship.

502
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 2: And you also you have to maintain relationships with people

503
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 2: you know are like shitty people, but like you're like, well, yeah,

504
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,199
Speaker 2: you're the worst guy, but you are the guy that

505
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 2: I would call, right or you have the person that

506
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 2: I could call that would fix this, you know what

507
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,919
Speaker 2: I mean? Like you need to have a real like

508
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 2: evil motherfucker in your corner. And I just thank God

509
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 2: saying that level of evil. Yet, Well, if you're a

510
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 2: fixer calling little moths.

511
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: That's right.

512
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 2: If you are a fixer, you can email us at

513
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 2: Ma Mama pod Ma mamabout at gmail dot com. We

514
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 2: would love to hear from you, and we would love

515
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 2: to know what you could fix for us.

516
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: Right and this is not to say we have anything

517
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: too fit, We don't have anything yet. Do you want

518
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: to know?

519
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 2: We want to know what is in your fixing repertoire?

520
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: Exactly give me. I want to know you know what

521
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: I've always wanted Now that I'm really thinking about this,

522
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: I've always wanted somebody who could get like a dossier

523
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 1: on somebody. Like, let's say fast forward twenty years in

524
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: the future, twenty three, give me some space. I don't know.

525
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 1: Let's say I have a daughter, she's gonna get married. Now,

526
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 1: I got somebody I call. He comes, boom, here's a

527
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: Manila envelope. Everything I got picture. I know where his

528
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: mom stays, his dad says, jobs, drug habits. That's I think,

529
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: suspensions from school. Yes, yeah, I think that is more

530
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: and not Google. Don't think Google, I mean the deep shit.

531
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I get what you mean. Yeah, you want

532
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 2: to know the tax returns they didn't fill out, right,

533
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 2: and like how they covered that with the banks and

534
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 2: and the government and shit, right, Like I want to.

535
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: Be tapped in to someone who can get that kind

536
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: of Oh yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.

537
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's that's tough because in theory, you could

538
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 2: hire a private detective, but even then, how do you

539
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 2: verify that they are a quality private detective? How do

540
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,239
Speaker 2: you know that they're going to show up with other

541
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 2: things that you're really looking for?

542
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: And I kind of think private detectives have maybe been

543
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: mythologized a little more I think in real life you

544
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: call it and it's just like a guy named Donovan, Yeah,

545
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: and he wanted to be a cop and it didn't

546
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: work out. Yeah.

547
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's a divorce that that

548
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 2: figured they were going to try something different because their

549
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 2: kids are out of the house and and they don't

550
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 2: have to pay child support it exactly. I was like, well, see,

551
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 2: let's let's go try something else, because I mean, what

552
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 2: does it take to be a private and is it

553
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 2: a rigorous I think it's like a certification, so it's

554
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 2: like becoming a notary.

555
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: Yeah kind of. I think it's just like you gotta

556
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: have a car. I'm out, you can't be my private detective.

557
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 2: You just gotta have a car and a willingness to

558
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 2: sit outside somebody's house.

559
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: Cause is it, like, is it a difficult job to

560
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: track somebody? I don't really know. I bet it's.

561
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 2: I bet it's harder than we're giving it credit for.

562
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: That's true. I bet it's.

563
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 2: I bet it's not an intelligent question, you know what

564
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 2: I mean? Like, I don't think you have to be

565
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: smart to be a private detective. I think you probably

566
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 2: have to be like determined and like willing to like

567
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 2: put in the hours to like follow somebody and.

568
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: Here's one more I'm gonna derail it a little bit

569
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: further than we can come back. Yeah, so is the

570
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: art of disguise debt?

571
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 2: I do think the art of disguise. I mean, we

572
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 2: watched that dude get assassinated on video and he just

573
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 2: had on a hoodie and a face mask. It wasn't

574
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 2: It didn't feel like he you know what I mean, Like,

575
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 2: I think the art of disguise now has turned into

576
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 2: like the digital disguising. That's no, it sucks, Yeah, it

577
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 2: really sucks. There was that guy for a while who

578
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 2: had like figured out a way to do deep fakes

579
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 2: where like he was being Tom Cruise in a lot

580
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 2: of places and it was like almost indistinguishable from the

581
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 2: real Tom Cruise. I don't know if you remember this,

582
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 2: oh no deep fake out of me, but he was

583
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 2: like really fucking good at like the whatever it was

584
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 2: to be Tom Cruise in these deep fakes, and like

585
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 2: I guess did a good enough impression and was similarly

586
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 2: sized and like it just it was hard to tell

587
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 2: if that wasn't Tom Cruise.

588
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: But is it that hard to tell if you're looking

589
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: for Tom Cruise. I mean, if you think about I

590
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: see people I know all the time. I seen a

591
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: Chris red at the airport eight times. But I'm saying

592
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: that this is more digital. Okay, So like he probably

593
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: out in the world was just a dude doing a

594
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: bad Tom Cruise impression, but online as a viewer, that

595
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: is Tom Cruise. Oh interesting, damn well, shout out to

596
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: the art of disguise.

597
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 2: Shout out to the master of disguise. A turtle, turtle, damn.

598
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 2: I just I want that to still be a thing.

599
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 2: I don't think it is, but maybe it is, and

600
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 2: we're just not giving it credit. Those Mission Impossible movies,

601
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 2: they still make it seem like it's.

602
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: They were fake fingertips, and like, man, that's fucking cool.

603
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 1: You know who was the master of disguise? That Michael Jackson.

604
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: That's true. You love disguis, love disguises, Did you know that?

605
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Michael Jackson. For our listeners, our viewers that that

606
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 2: are unaware, Michael Jackson would regularly go out in public

607
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 2: and some of the most disguises known to man.

608
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: You said elaborate, not good. No, no, no, I didn't

609
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: call them good. That's a key boy. In all of this.

610
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:16,439
Speaker 2: They are not good disguises, but they are substantial disguises

611
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 2: and in a way where like, I know that's a

612
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 2: motherfucker in a disguise, but I don't know that that's

613
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 2: Michael Jackson, right, he was good enough at it where

614
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, that tall, lanky motherfucker looks insane.

615
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: You know what that makes me wonder though, is like

616
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: he was rich, so he had probably the greatest disguised

617
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:41,320
Speaker 1: technology at his disposal, and if even that was bad,

618
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 1: it makes like, you know, that theory that there aren't

619
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: really hit men, like it makes me feel like kind

620
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 1: of like that like maybe there wasn't.

621
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,720
Speaker 2: Even Maybe the disguise technology truly isn't what we think.

622
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 1: It maybe and maybe it never was. Yeah, that's tough

623
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: because isn't anonymity your greatest disguise.

624
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 2: I've been watching, like I think many of us, the

625
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 2: Penguin and insane, what Colin Farrell is able to transform

626
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 2: into truly like unbelievable. My wife literally did not know

627
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 2: that was Colin Farrell until episode four. She just was like,

628
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 2: I think we watched one of the after the episode

629
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 2: things and it was him, and she was like, why

630
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 2: is he in it. I was like, that's the penguin.

631
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: She was like, what the fuck the peng Win.

632
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 2: Is Irish And I was like, yeah, it's crazy.

633
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 1: It's been in the penguin the whole time.

634
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 2: And even that, I wonder if I see that makeup

635
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 2: and that in person, if it starts to tell on

636
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 2: it so better than on camera when they're maneuvering and

637
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 2: positioning and constantly fluffing it to like keep the neck

638
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 2: down and the eyes in place and shit.

639
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: But I mean, had I seen Nutty for fact, had

640
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: I seen the Clompsy life, I would I don't know.

641
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 1: I think I don't know, man, I don't know. It

642
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: was not maybe that good, but maybe it was.

643
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 2: And maybe there's just you really have to be a

644
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,240
Speaker 2: phenomenal uh stat. You have to have a phenomenal team.

645
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 2: This isn't just a dude in his apartment who can

646
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 2: like put a nose on and play it off, right.

647
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 2: I think you really have to have like a fucking

648
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 2: unit of people that are like making you look as

649
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 2: indecipherable as they're able to be.

650
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 1: Damn, because I always wanted it to be real, Like

651
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: you know, when they pull the mask off from like

652
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: out from under the Yeah, I always kind of wanted yeah, yeah,

653
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: I always wanted that to be real. But I get it.

654
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 2: I don't think that's as real as we wanted it

655
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 2: to be. Well, anyways, we got an email from Brie

656
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 2: and this was a long walk bree and maybe we

657
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 2: should take a break. Yeah, we'll take a break, and

658
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 2: then we're gonna get into this email from Breeze. So

659
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 2: we're gonna take a break. We'll be back here at

660
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 2: Dude i DK Studios more.

661
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: Ma Mama told me.

662
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 4: Would have been swallowed up. Have you ever been swallowed up?

663
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,240
Speaker 4: Have you gone through a time of swallowing where everything

664
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 4: was overwhelming?

665
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: Have you ever been swallowed.

666
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 2: You think? Do you think he he obviously knows it's

667
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 2: a meme. There's no way he doesn't know it's a meme.

668
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 2: Do you think he laughs about that? Like, do you

669
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 2: think TD Jakes has a little bit of a sense

670
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 2: of humor about all of this.

671
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: I think that he sees that and he's like, I

672
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: still spitting. I think he's still is like, no, I

673
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: was saucing.

674
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 2: I think it's somewhere in the middle, you think so, Yeah,

675
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 2: I think think he laughs about the fact that, like

676
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 2: it gets like taken out of context, but I think

677
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,959
Speaker 2: he is like nah, but y'all know that day in church,

678
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 2: I was going crazy, yeah, because you go, yeah, I

679
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 2: think he's able to be like ha ha he he

680
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 2: he yeah. But like also for real, y'all, don't play

681
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:23,240
Speaker 2: with you. I went crazy. Yeah, I'm still like that guy.

682
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 2: You know what crazy preaching was that white lady? Did

683
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,439
Speaker 2: you see that bacon man? I was to say about

684
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 2: the phote about it when she posted it.

685
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: Because it was so like he like, bacon, baby man,

686
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 1: make your own, make your own oil.

687
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie it hit.

688
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 1: She went crazy and inspired. Can you justin? Can you

689
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: drop that in right here so they can see it?

690
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 1: It's visual now, y'all, y'all know what it's like.

691
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,479
Speaker 5: We're getting ready to go home.

692
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 6: It's time to What do you do when you're.

693
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 5: Getting ready to fry?

694
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: Get that skillet? What are you pour?

695
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 5: You're gonna fry some chicken, you gonna need some. You're

696
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,919
Speaker 5: gonna fry some fish. You're gonna need some. You're gonna

697
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,720
Speaker 5: fry some vegetables. You're gonna need some. You're gonna fry

698
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 5: some bacon. You need some.

699
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 6: Uh uh uh No, you don't need no oil when

700
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 6: you fry bacon, because what bacon.

701
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 3: Had this whole oil.

702
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 6: I want you to look on as somebody say they

703
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 6: ain't bacon babon every time that heat is a blind.

704
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 2: You just produce your whole oil.

705
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: You just produce your old oil.

706
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 2: Anthy come, but you.

707
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 3: A meend of me.

708
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 5: You produce your old oil and allow others.

709
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 6: To taste them sick.

710
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: That anoid is good.

711
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 2: It's it's it's so nice because not only is she

712
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 2: in her pocket, but she knows.

713
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: Oh that's why she played with them. That's why she

714
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: played with them. She knows, which I wish my comedy.

715
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 1: All I'm ever trying to do is be like ah,

716
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: she knew, She knew that the energy was about to

717
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: shift in the room.

718
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 2: That was a punchline, if ever there was one.

719
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 1: And it delivered. Baby. That's the good thing about preaching

720
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,760
Speaker 1: is it would have worked on me. I'm not religious.

721
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,919
Speaker 1: If I was in there, I'd have gone crazy too.

722
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: It went nuts, gone crazy. How could you not?

723
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,919
Speaker 2: It's so fucking good. Yeah, man, she wrote that down

724
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 2: and she was like, I'm taking a break. Yep, you

725
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 2: got it. I'm gonna go get a Fresco.

726
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 1: We're good for Sunday. An you've done it again.

727
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 2: Every Sunday after this, I'll figure it out out.

728
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: But this Sunday, we're good.

729
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 2: We're gonna be just fine.

730
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: Sometimes I wish that I could, like I don't want

731
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: to be a pastor. It would be a great writing

732
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 1: exercise to just write a sermon every Sunday. You ever

733
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: think about that as like a creative as a creative exercise,

734
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: I bet you, Because I don't think we give religious

735
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:27,839
Speaker 1: people enough creative enough credit for how creative they are.

736
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 1: I think that's what they made up a man in

737
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 1: the sky.

738
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,479
Speaker 2: I think that's what sucks about it is that it's

739
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 2: so conflated with this like manipulative property, right, that like

740
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 2: it's so intended to like make people guide people towards

741
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 2: like principles and morality that I don't always agree with

742
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 2: and I think has like dangerous implications that you can't

743
00:41:55,920 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 2: appreciate how sick the art form is that these months

744
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 2: because are just going crazy as like performers and writers, right,

745
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 2: because every week is I don't write fifteen new minutes

746
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 2: every or how long is a sermon. It's way longer

747
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 2: than fifteen minutes every week, every week, and I assume

748
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 2: it's staggered at some point where you're probably two three

749
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,399
Speaker 2: weeks out. Yeah, I think you gotta have some shit.

750
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 2: And I'm assuming they on tour. I'm assuming they recycle bits.

751
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 2: I imagine that it's not just like, oh, I do

752
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 2: a brand new fifteen every week.

753
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: But I bet it has to be new enough that

754
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: people come back for it, because it's not a comedy club.

755
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,839
Speaker 1: It's the same people every week. No, they do all

756
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 1: this my favorite verse. They want to hear new shit. Man,

757
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: shout out to them. That is impressive, Like, as just

758
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: as a performer, that is a feat to deliver new

759
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: material every week. It's all in, week out. It is like,

760
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:55,760
Speaker 1: it is incredible. It's a large task and it's nuts.

761
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 2: It's really cool. Please stop stealing from my grandma, but

762
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 2: it's so cool. Yeah, exactly exact.

763
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: Leave my grandmother out of this. But you're fucking nailing it.

764
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:11,240
Speaker 1: It's not worth ten percent of all my earnings. No,

765
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: but like, keep going. I don't want you to get

766
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: a new suit. I want you to just keep doing

767
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: your art. And that's cool. I wish there was a

768
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:24,760
Speaker 1: way that we could appreciate it divorced from the religion. Hmmm,

769
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: where we could just sit back and be like this

770
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: is great. This man is because that Tdjakes. It is

771
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: a joke and we play it or whatever. But it's

772
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: also as a performer, I know what it like. It's

773
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 1: like it looks like when someone is in the pocket. Yeah,

774
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: that man was in the pocket and to him I say, like, kudos, bro.

775
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 2: There's so there's so many times I watch somebody on

776
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 2: stage and I go, I can't do that, right, you

777
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 2: know what I mean, like exactly and stand up in

778
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 2: other types of performance where I go, motherfucker's going crazy

779
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 2: and I can't do it. I literally don't have whatever

780
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 2: the confidence or weird click in my brain that would

781
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 2: allow me the freedom.

782
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 1: To be that.

783
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 2: And swallowed Up is an example of that where I

784
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 2: just he was swallowed I.

785
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: Can't do it. I don't have Yeah, I don't have

786
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 1: the confidence. There's no set I can do. I don't

787
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 1: even do voices, bro, I don't even do voices. I

788
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: do them, but it's like three and like, what's your

789
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: best voice is old black man? I don't think that counts.

790
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: If it's just something you're gonna turn into, that's what

791
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: I mean, It's like it was like doing Baby Langston

792
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: doesn't already Yeah, that's not that doesn't count. I'm talking

793
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 1: about a completely different that wasn't even a character though.

794
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 1: He just was talking and he said, I don't have

795
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: the confidence to do that with my face. Man, that

796
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:53,240
Speaker 1: guy's good.

797
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:57,280
Speaker 2: Man, TDJ shout out to takes. Yeah, leave our families alone,

798
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 2: but take my family's money. All right, we gotta get

799
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 2: to this. Get okay. We got an email from Brie.

800
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 2: Brie sent us an email. She said, Hey, David and Langston,

801
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 2: big fan of the show. I really enjoy your banter,

802
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:18,479
Speaker 2: opinions and hilarity. You both downplay how intelligent and insightful

803
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 2: you are, but after one episode it was clear to me,

804
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 2: y'all are brilliant.

805
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 1: Breeze, shut the fuck up. What are you talking about?

806
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: You goofymale the fuck off these dumb dumbs out here.

807
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: We don't know what we're talking about. Brie, You idiot. Also,

808
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 1: I don't want you to be upset when we eventually

809
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 1: do get money and turn full Stupid Brie, I'm gonna

810
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do Fox News eventually. You don't think so.

811
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 1: On the big opportunities over there. Uh.

812
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,240
Speaker 2: She goes on to say, a man on Hinge recently

813
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 2: told me that he believes mattress this is a weird

814
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 2: Hinge conversation recently told me that he believes mattress firm

815
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 2: is a drug front because most of them are located

816
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 2: in the trap in parentheses. Because this man was likely white,

817
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 2: lily white. In fact, you are unable to buy a

818
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,359
Speaker 2: mattress from the store, even though they seem to have

819
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 2: one hundred plus in stock. He had some of the

820
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 2: some other crazy opinions. So the conversation didn't last long.

821
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 2: But I did Google search and apparently he's not the

822
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 2: only one who thinks this. Lots of people mainly a

823
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 2: Reddit and snopes dot com on Reddit. In snopes dot com,

824
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 2: I believe that mattress firms simply have to be a

825
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 2: money laundering scheme because they're always located in clusters like

826
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 2: five stores less than a mile apart. There's no real demand,

827
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 2: but they stay open and many of the executives have

828
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 2: had major lawsuits over the years. I'd love to hear

829
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 2: your thoughts.

830
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 1: First of all, that is a crazy way to try

831
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: to get some puss. That is nuts.

832
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 2: It's like mattress firm is a front and I have

833
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 2: a mager that i'd like you to lay on.

834
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 1: You know what's not fronting this castper mattress.

835
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,439
Speaker 2: As you'll see here. My mattresses not from mattress from

836
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 2: it's from a legitimate place there to try abriy.

837
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:19,240
Speaker 1: So that being said out of the way, I do

838
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: wonder it is a business that I wonder how it's sustainable,

839
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,320
Speaker 1: like the fact that there are multiple mattress factories in

840
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: the world continuing to make mattresses, even though it seems

841
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: like everybody uses theirs. I mean broke broke people. I

842
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: had the same mattress till I got money. I didn't

843
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,240
Speaker 1: have one for a while, Like like I think growing

844
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,319
Speaker 1: up I probably had this. I think I had a

845
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: crib that I was in too long. Worried about the

846
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 1: lasting effects of that. Maybe that's why you should it.

847
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: I am worried about it. I saw a picture of

848
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 1: me and a crib and it looked like a man

849
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 1: behind bars.

850
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 2: I was too big, you know how like a crab

851
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 2: can't outgrow it's uh, it's shell.

852
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:05,359
Speaker 1: That's what I now. I can't dunk because this bitch

853
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 1: didn't want to spring for a big boy Ben. That's

854
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 1: trash bro. I saw the picture of me in the crib.

855
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: There's no there's no childhood in my limbs. Does that?

856
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, I got my hands on this ship, and

857
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 1: I have the limbs that I have.

858
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:29,839
Speaker 2: Now it's just hair on your arms and shit, why

859
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 2: that baby got hairy knuckles?

860
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: That's got toothpick.

861
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 2: Mama, mama, Yo, marking off the days I've been at

862
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 2: the crib, three hundred and ninety six sleeps till I'm

863
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 2: finally free.

864
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 1: But for real, it doesn't seem like the turnover on

865
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Speaker 1: mattresses matches the production.

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Speaker 2: I I bought one mattress in college. When I went

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Speaker 2: off to college, it was I think it was a

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Speaker 2: full No, it was a queen because we started it was.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't when I went off to college. It was

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Speaker 2: my junior year of college. When I finally moved off campus,

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00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 2: I bought my first mattress. It was a queen size

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Speaker 2: and I kept that for years, years and years.

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Speaker 1: Until queen is good enough to get.

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Speaker 2: Queen's pretty solid, until I moved to Boston, where I

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00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:34,799
Speaker 2: bought a fucking queen sized air mattress, thinking that that

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Speaker 2: would supplement.

877
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: The I was like, no, dog.

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00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 2: I found out that they make like those air mattresses

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00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,479
Speaker 2: that that get to the height of a normal bed and.

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00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: It's made by Beauty Rest. So you're like, this is

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00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: basically I'm not broke, this is basically a mattress.

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00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 2: I was like, this is a bed. It's just preferential

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00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 2: at this point. And then maybe girl knixer legs on

884
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 2: the seams coming out? Do you ask a lady to

885
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,800
Speaker 2: lay on on it? And she bounced this and You're.

886
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 1: Like, ah fuck yahd damn okay, I got to fix

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00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:05,760
Speaker 1: this fast.

888
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 2: And my fix, and this is again broke nigga choices.

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00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 2: My fix was not to buy a legitimate mattress. It

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Speaker 2: was to craigslist the mattress from a different person who

891
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 2: had was giving away for it. Was like fifty dollars.

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00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 2: Was like giving away a you know, a pillow top

893
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Speaker 2: mattress that I kept for another like five years. So

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Speaker 2: no way are these mattress firms just staying open off

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Speaker 2: of like these insane sales the mattresses, Like you got

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Speaker 2: a back full of mattresses.

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Speaker 1: Who's getting the mattress? Like you know what I'm saying,

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00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 1: Like it's never like oh let me go to the back.

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Speaker 1: We don't, you know.

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Speaker 2: And that's even what she's saying in this email is

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00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 2: that it doesn't sound like they even will let you

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00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 2: walk home with the mattress that day. They like, if

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00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 2: you show up, you can test them, you can sit

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Speaker 2: on them, but you got to buy online or get

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Speaker 2: it shipped to your house.

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Speaker 1: My first mattress I ever got as an adult, not

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Speaker 1: my first, My first mattress I got when I wasn't

908
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Speaker 1: dead broke. I went to Atwater Village where they have

909
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,479
Speaker 1: like six of those mattress stores, and no, probably four

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00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 1: for real, but on that main drag there, there's like

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00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: four of them right next to each other. I went

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00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 1: in with cash in hand, and they had to deliver

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00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 1: it because I was so upset because I was like,

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00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 1: I'm out, I need this tonight. Yeah, you know what

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00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 1: I mean.

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Speaker 2: I My only concern with this because it feels fully

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00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 2: plausible to me right that that this is some kind

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00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 2: of money laundering, drug front whatever it is that makes

919
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 2: it so that they can put six mattress firms in

920
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:43,880
Speaker 2: a single location and somehow, you know, not have to

921
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 2: sell any My only question is why is it that

922
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:53,760
Speaker 2: they're never investigated at all, because if it's that obvious

923
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 2: to all of us, it's obviously obvious to everyone else,

924
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 2: certainly the powers that be that would hold it accountable.

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00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's because a mattress is a high

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00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: quality enough product, like you know what I mean, Like

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00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 1: it seems like when I think money laundering, I think

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00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,760
Speaker 1: of like a laundrymator, like a car wash or something

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00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 1: some bullshit. Yeah, it seems like a mattress is like

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00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:22,280
Speaker 1: maybe a classy enough product that it stays up because

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00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: they're expensive, the high end ones even are. Still this

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00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 1: is Honda Civic for a mattress at least like a Sonata.

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00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 1: Yeah you can get. Yeah it's sad, but yeah it's true. Yeah, no,

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00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:40,240
Speaker 1: that's where we're at. Yeah, that is a good question.

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00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 1: Why have they not been investigated? Because I was telling you,

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Speaker 1: I think recently when I played Rooster t Feathers in Sunnyville, Yeah,

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00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 1: another show, A lot of you guys came out here.

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00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:57,799
Speaker 1: I was walking from the hotel to the club because

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00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 1: it was like, you know, it's nice to have a lot.

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00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: You don't worry about what my processes. Now, I get it.

941
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: The art gets made. I walk past a mattress store,

942
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,839
Speaker 1: and every day I walk past that bitch, there would

943
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 1: be one of the salesmen inside blatantly laying on the

944
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: mattress right. And then I was thinking, because I was like,

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00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 1: that is crazy. We're in the deepen the suburbs. Who

946
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,319
Speaker 1: needs a mattress on Tuesday at six pm? Like, why

947
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:23,839
Speaker 1: do they even need a storefront.

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00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 2: Here's what I'll say, and I don't have a lot

949
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,799
Speaker 2: on this yet, but it feels correct to me. Is

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00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:36,800
Speaker 2: that I think we're thinking too small for a drug

951
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:42,240
Speaker 2: front or like money laundering. I think that the stretch

952
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 2: of mattresses, mattress sale places that exist with nobody purchasing

953
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 2: mattresses suggests to me that this is this goes all

954
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 2: the way to the top. Oh, that this is like

955
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 2: how the government washes their money more than it is

956
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 2: like how a local drug army.

957
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

958
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 2: I think this is like Joe Biden on the day

959
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 2: that he entered office, got a fucking dossier that broke

960
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 2: down exactly how the mattress money ties to the money

961
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 2: that they send to Israel. Wow, they gotta we gotta

962
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 2: make this all clean and clear. This part of our

963
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 2: GDP baby, yo check it out.

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00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,880
Speaker 1: I think you might have just blown this thing wide opening. Yeah,

965
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: because you're right, it does speak to like they're everywhere.

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00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 1: They are everywhere.

967
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 2: It's every city, it's everybody's had this experience of feeling

968
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 2: like what the fuck? However, so many of these I see.

969
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 2: I live in Los Angeles. There's a mattress store on

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00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 2: the corner of of like Librea and Third that I've

971
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 2: seen exist while every other business in that area has

972
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 2: lost has lost it, right, you know what I mean.

973
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 2: Everybody else is gone shut down, fucking they can't keep

974
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 2: their yours open.

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00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 1: But that mattress store stays open. You know what. You

976
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,319
Speaker 1: never see a mattress going out of business sale. Come on,

977
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: nobody's ever like, oh, furniture warehouse was closing down. I

978
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 1: just got this ship for six hundred.

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00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 2: Ever, come get these sodas for for the low and.

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00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 1: The I don't think the price is fluctuated anywhere, but uh,

981
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 1: it's only got I think it's like the price of ammunition.

982
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,359
Speaker 1: I think only I think mattress prices have only gone

983
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: up despite the Oh no, yeah, because we might need

984
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,399
Speaker 1: we might need to not put this out.

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00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 2: No, man, where we did a nasty thing here and

986
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:41,360
Speaker 2: bre you you horrible, horrible lady.

987
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: What have you done? What have you done? He's got cats.

988
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,480
Speaker 2: You knew we would land here, and you knew we

989
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 2: would lose opportunities because of this.

990
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if I get ghost off of Instagram

991
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,360
Speaker 1: by one social platform, you know who did.

992
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 2: It, Bri Bree in the government. Well, Bree, we appreciate

993
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 2: you sending this email, even though you tried to sabotage

994
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 2: us UH, and we hope that this answers your question.

995
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 2: We believe this goes all the way to the top.

996
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 2: We believe that every president right or left wing leaning

997
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 2: UH is involved and nobody is is exempt. Because the

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00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:26,879
Speaker 2: mattresses they keep on selling, baby, they keep them them.

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00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,880
Speaker 1: Doors stay open, big wheels keep on turning.

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