Speaker 1: All right, you found out your brand new Second Date
Speaker 1: podcast starts right now.
Speaker 2: It's Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning, the home of the
Speaker 2: Second Date Update.
Speaker 1: But before we get to it, lots of reactions Yesterday's
Speaker 1: Awkward Tuesday, and uh, a lot of disappointment in our
Speaker 1: own Alexis.
Speaker 3: I know, you never know how many people listen till
Speaker 3: you do something wrong. Yeah, and then they own comments. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you owe everyone in apology.
Speaker 2: I do what happened.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, guys, honestly I don't know, but half the
Speaker 3: awkward cut off at the end. Okay, I'm saying I
Speaker 3: don't know, like I don't know how, but I fixed it.
Speaker 3: But a lot of you guys did go crazy when
Speaker 3: it did cut off mid call, which I understand, and
Speaker 3: I do appreciate the one or two people who specifically
Speaker 3: called me out in the comments. What happened?
Speaker 1: Like, oh no, she may have gotten into one or
Speaker 1: two of her white claws that are sitting at her desk.
Speaker 3: Maybe, so I'm gonna triple quadruple check from now on.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe I should have done that in the first place,
Speaker 3: but you know, you learn.
Speaker 5: You should anytime people make mistakes. You get more traction,
Speaker 5: more people.
Speaker 6: No such thing as bad jo.
Speaker 5: Listen to the podcast. Maybe it's not all uploaded.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, try to find the end.
Speaker 3: You hear part two of the Second Date I don't know.
Speaker 1: And if you didn't get the whole awkward go back
Speaker 1: listen to it tomorrow's because it is fair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get today's breanding. Second Date updates started.
Speaker 6: Second Date update. This is not a new thing. It's
Speaker 6: a broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: We've been doing this segment for a long time.
Speaker 6: Jeff Well, not a segment. I mean, it's not new
Speaker 6: that we've talked about. When you're more than five to
Speaker 6: ten minutes late to a first date, I think we
Speaker 6: can all agree at least a text is needed to
Speaker 6: give them an update.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, what minutes?
Speaker 2: I even think five?
Speaker 5: Five?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Five?
Speaker 3: Sitting there alone feels like a long.
Speaker 6: But the thing is, what do you say to keep
Speaker 6: it light and fun?
Speaker 7: Still?
Speaker 6: Do you go with like a sorry I'm late. I
Speaker 6: just needed some extra time to emotionally prepare myself for
Speaker 6: how hot you are?
Speaker 2: Did that take you five minutes to come up with?
Speaker 2: And I feel like you're standing on the door just walking.
Speaker 6: I mean, use the wasted time the right way, or
Speaker 6: do you go with my personal favorite, sorry I'm late.
Speaker 6: My pants were fighting me and frankly they lost what
Speaker 6: because you know what?
Speaker 2: Pants?
Speaker 6: Exactly? Keep it mysterious and flirting so that she's wondering
Speaker 6: the whole time.
Speaker 5: Regretfully have them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know that. I'm glad we're not doing
Speaker 2: textual healing right now.
Speaker 5: Yea.
Speaker 6: The reason that I bring it all up, all this
Speaker 6: lateness is because our buddy Kyle says he was late
Speaker 6: for his date the other day, and I want to
Speaker 6: know what he texted to her. Kyle, what was your
Speaker 6: line when you were late?
Speaker 8: I didn't really have a line. I kind of was
Speaker 8: just like, hey, sorry, I'm gonna late.
Speaker 3: That's solid.
Speaker 6: I don't want to use the fighting pants line the
Speaker 6: next time, because I would like to use it.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't like a lot of community apparently.
Speaker 4: But also, if you think about it, you don't want
Speaker 4: to make a big deal.
Speaker 5: You're already late. You want to make it quick.
Speaker 2: I'll be right there, are breaking this up.
Speaker 6: You're done with questions, question questions for you? Tell us
Speaker 6: about your date? Oh, what was this lady's name that
Speaker 6: you met?
Speaker 7: The other day. So her name is Ashley.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I would ask where you met her, but
Speaker 1: I apparently am just really upse good.
Speaker 6: That's a terrible question. Go back to the date, Kyle.
Speaker 7: So I kind of introduced her through some mutual friends.
Speaker 8: I met her, Yet this is going to be our
Speaker 8: first time.
Speaker 2: Meeting, so it's like an old fashioned blind date.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So we were supposed to go to dinner and then
Speaker 8: you know, maybe it's like a movie. We didn't really
Speaker 8: have a clear plan. But it was Friday night and
Speaker 8: traffic was extremely bad.
Speaker 2: But wait, she devoted a Friday night date to you.
Speaker 2: That is already a good side.
Speaker 6: Wait, why is Friday a good sign.
Speaker 3: You don't give up weekend nights.
Speaker 6: For Friday is a weekend?
Speaker 5: No, Well, if it's a Tuesday afternoon date, Jeff, it's.
Speaker 6: Not hot, gotcha. So Friday night you're saying traffic on
Speaker 6: the way was terrible.
Speaker 8: You know how some people when they get nervous, they
Speaker 8: like shake their knee like they're like bumping it.
Speaker 7: Up and down.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was doing that a lot, to the point
Speaker 8: where my shoe came off while I was driving, Like
Speaker 8: I was extremely nervous.
Speaker 2: Panic attack while you were driving in a shoe came off.
Speaker 7: I was freaking out.
Speaker 8: I didn't I didn't want to be late, so I
Speaker 8: had to pull over to fix it. But when I
Speaker 8: pulled over, I guess my car was sticking.
Speaker 7: Out in the road too much.
Speaker 8: And this guy that was talking at me, and you know,
Speaker 8: I'm not the most patient person, so we got into
Speaker 8: a little bit of I would call it a little
Speaker 8: bit of road range.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is all before you arrived to the date.
Speaker 6: This is explaining, this.
Speaker 1: Is all leading up to the date why we're not
Speaker 1: in a good mindset.
Speaker 2: My friend, you're a road rage guy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I wouldn't say I'm I'm a road rage guys.
Speaker 8: The point where I galloped the car on, screaming, but
Speaker 8: you know, like I'm yelling, I'm lifting up my shoe,
Speaker 8: being like, hey, all I'm trying to do is pull this.
Speaker 6: All I'm trying to pay that now looks like you're
Speaker 6: threatening the other time.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm really glad all you said your date was
Speaker 2: sorry I'm late.
Speaker 1: Yeah, any more explanation of what just went down could
Speaker 1: have been a red fla.
Speaker 7: I'm trying, Okay, I'm trying. I'm really sort that's why.
Speaker 8: I tried to keep it simple, but I was getting
Speaker 8: close to the restaurant and I realized that my breath
Speaker 8: though I had a little bit of garlic for lunch.
Speaker 1: So wait, now you have stinky breath. You're late, and
Speaker 1: you were just in a road range incident.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it had been a very long, long day.
Speaker 6: His date doesn't know any of that.
Speaker 1: Well, I understand. I'm just thinking of his mental state.
Speaker 1: Walking into the restaurant seems great.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking dishoveled.
Speaker 2: Did you stop to get gum?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: So I told her that I stopped at the drug
Speaker 8: store to get something. I didn't tell it was dumb.
Speaker 7: I didn't want her to know.
Speaker 6: Oh, she probably thinks you're stopping to get prophylactics for
Speaker 6: the end of the day.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking something worse, like an antibiotic for oh.
Speaker 7: Oh. Yeah. No, I didn't tell her, but I let
Speaker 7: her know.
Speaker 8: So I got there around like twenty five to thirty
Speaker 8: minutes late.
Speaker 5: Oh too.
Speaker 2: And it sounds like you're doing errands instead.
Speaker 5: You say, I'm stopping at the store.
Speaker 2: Yeap, What was it like?
Speaker 7: You could tell that she was a little annoyed, And
Speaker 7: I understand that because I would be too, but you know,
Speaker 7: I apologize. She eventually kind of.
Speaker 8: Just like rolled her eyes, made a joke about it,
Speaker 8: and we moved on.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, so it sounds like things are getting back
Speaker 2: on track.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I mean I ordered those both doubles when we got
Speaker 8: there because we both had a rough day.
Speaker 7: Everything seemed like it was gonna be okay.
Speaker 8: But as dinner started ending, like I started realizing, like
Speaker 8: she definitely brought up going back to her place anymore,
Speaker 8: and we.
Speaker 7: Talked about that a lot in the text, so I
Speaker 7: was like, oh, you tried to hint at it a
Speaker 7: little bit.
Speaker 8: I had a couple of drinks, so you know, I
Speaker 8: wasn't like in my best date of mind, so I
Speaker 8: tried to hint at it. I was like, wow, you know,
Speaker 8: it's so early, we could go and do whatever.
Speaker 6: Trying to get her to take the lead to be like,
Speaker 6: oh let's do movies now.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah exactly. I was like, I'll you we could
Speaker 8: like go back to your place and watch a movie.
Speaker 5: This is why you plan Friday night meals. Last Friday
Speaker 5: night date was like, we'll have the date and if
Speaker 5: things go well, then maybe we can hang out after
Speaker 5: two because.
Speaker 7: It's Friday exactly. Man, we had that whole conversation.
Speaker 8: Everything seemed like it was leading to that point, and
Speaker 8: then she hits me with, Oh, you know, I'm a
Speaker 8: school teacher, so I have to grade capers.
Speaker 1: Oh it's Friday night, late night paper graded after a
Speaker 1: couple of drinks.
Speaker 5: Did you believe that?
Speaker 7: No, yeah, it is a Friday night.
Speaker 8: You are here with me getting drinks on a Friday night.
Speaker 8: There's no way you're gonna go home and go Yeah,
Speaker 8: you know, I'm just gonna grade some of you.
Speaker 5: I'm just pretty funking before the real party starts.
Speaker 6: Rainy night. You're not a dedicated school teacher, though, are you?
Speaker 1: Like you're actually care I'm wondering if she decided before
Speaker 1: she even saw you, just because you're half an hour late.
Speaker 2: You come in, you do a bunch of apologies.
Speaker 6: Like shoe, you order a double shot the second. I
Speaker 6: don't know why she wouldn't want to go out.
Speaker 2: I just wondering if she didn't give you the chance
Speaker 2: that maybe you were hoping for.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, and I mean again, like I understand, but
Speaker 8: I feel like I tried my best to like bring
Speaker 8: the conversation back on conversations there weren't weren't bad, Like
Speaker 8: it seems like everything was going well.
Speaker 5: But yeah, but when you're that late, you're starting in
Speaker 5: the hole.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The good news is we live in that hole, so
Speaker 6: we can help. We know all the ways to get
Speaker 6: out of it. We're gonna try and help you. We're
Speaker 6: gonna call, We're gonna try and get you your second
Speaker 6: date update with Ashley right after this. Hold on second
Speaker 6: date update if you're just joining us for the second
Speaker 6: date update. We've been talking to Kyle, and here's the
Speaker 6: unfortunate thing that happened to him, without any fault of
Speaker 6: his own. He was late. Yeah, I mean I would
Speaker 6: really like a bunch of Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, like the shoe came off because he was nervous
Speaker 1: and he couldn't control, and that he.
Speaker 2: Got in a fight with the guy.
Speaker 6: A few people in our studio do assume that he
Speaker 6: walked in looking disheveled and bloody and angry and immediately
Speaker 6: ordered himself a double shot.
Speaker 1: I don't know where he got bloody either, Like 'm
Speaker 1: bloody how.
Speaker 6: So it's not a great look. But let's remember he
Speaker 6: did order her a double shot too. Yeah, let's give
Speaker 6: him a little bit of credit.
Speaker 2: It was a double shot. I thought it was just
Speaker 2: a double dream.
Speaker 1: It is so impressive come with shot glasses compared to
Speaker 1: coming with it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, fair point. You guys are right. But apparently there
Speaker 6: was some texting before the date about possibly hanging out afterwards,
Speaker 6: maybe even to watch a movie at her place, which
Speaker 6: is something that she never brought up. So was she
Speaker 6: turned off by his lateness or was it something else.
Speaker 6: That's our job to figure out and do whatever we
Speaker 6: can to help Kyle get another hangout.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we never even heard Kyle. Have you talked to
Speaker 2: her since the date?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: No, No I haven't. I've been trying to get it. Yeah,
Speaker 7: so I had, I had reached out. I didn't hear anything.
Speaker 8: So so my friends said, had asked, how did they go?
Speaker 7: I kind of told them what happened, if they could,
Speaker 7: like see if they could do any digging for me,
Speaker 7: And I never really heard anything back.
Speaker 6: Man, you never talk to your friends about your dating life.
Speaker 2: You set them up.
Speaker 6: No, always come to us first. We'll give you an
Speaker 6: honest opinion whether or not you're gonna like it at all.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's still grading papers, it's just been a really busy.
Speaker 5: You don't want her because she's boring.
Speaker 3: I mean, she's a great teacher, boring exactly.
Speaker 6: So let's just call her. We'll see if she picks
Speaker 6: up and hopefully has some answers for us. But I'm
Speaker 6: going to dial her number right now. It's Ashley, right, yeah, okay, Okay,
Speaker 6: here we go.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 6: Hi is this Ashley?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: How you doing today? Who is this? Is a radio show.
Speaker 6: We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: Your favorite students.
Speaker 9: What is it?
Speaker 6: No, you're on the radio right now. We're Brook and
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a segment called
Speaker 6: a second Date Update.
Speaker 2: I wish it was that Teacher of the Year segment
Speaker 2: that we.
Speaker 9: Do, but okay, yeah, alright, so what is it?
Speaker 6: See? This is a dating segment where we try to
Speaker 6: help out our listeners who have gone out with somebody
Speaker 6: and afterwards, if they're not getting a call back, we
Speaker 6: try to help figure out the reason why. Okay, and you,
Speaker 6: according to our sources, went out with one of our
Speaker 6: listeners named Kyle recently.
Speaker 2: Our source is Kyle. Just so you know, well, don't
Speaker 2: give away.
Speaker 9: Yeah, what about it?
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, Kyle had some really nice things to say
Speaker 6: about you and about your date.
Speaker 9: That's surprising.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, it's surprising that he enjoyed it.
Speaker 9: He was talking about me and not himself.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Because the thing is, Kyle isn't one hundred
Speaker 4: percent sure why you aren't meeting up a second time.
Speaker 6: He does acknowledge that he was late to the date,
Speaker 6: and he okay.
Speaker 9: So he did tell you that. Okay, So yeah, he's
Speaker 9: still on that. Okay, Yes, he was late. He was
Speaker 9: very late.
Speaker 2: Wait he's still on that? What do you mean by that?
Speaker 9: I mean, before I even see this guy, I get
Speaker 9: three separate texts within like the forty five minutes late.
Speaker 9: He was like, oh, I think I'm going to be late. Sorry,
Speaker 9: I'm going to be late. It looks like I'm going
Speaker 9: to be late.
Speaker 7: I was like, for the love of god, well.
Speaker 6: Hold on, don't you like the communication to let you know?
Speaker 9: I mean, you can just say it once and give
Speaker 9: me an eta and then like I can chill. It's
Speaker 9: just like play by play was like not native and
Speaker 9: I can see.
Speaker 1: It sounded like he was really nervous before the date
Speaker 1: and that he was really looking forward to it. So
Speaker 1: maybe he just overdid the communication because he felt bad.
Speaker 6: So was it already over even by the time that
Speaker 6: he just arrived at the restaurant.
Speaker 9: Uh, not necessarily, but I mean it's like all we
Speaker 9: talked about.
Speaker 7: He's like, Okay, so.
Speaker 9: This happened in my shoe and then like the drug store,
Speaker 9: and I'm like, oh my god. I'm like, okay, okay,
Speaker 9: are we gonna like, are we gonna go on a date?
Speaker 9: Are we just going to like recap the reason you
Speaker 9: relate to this date in the first place.
Speaker 5: So you're already trying to move on though.
Speaker 9: That's a good song, No, one hundred percent. I understand
Speaker 9: things happen. You can be late. But then that's like
Speaker 9: all he's I mean, guys, he was like stopping the waiter.
Speaker 9: I was like, finally, I'm freaking starving, like with or something.
Speaker 9: He's like, no, no, I'll give us fifteen minutes. I got
Speaker 9: to talk to her and then just like went on
Speaker 9: and on about the lateness, and I'm like, can I
Speaker 9: get a taco? Like please?
Speaker 6: Okaya?
Speaker 1: Like what if he was just nervous, you know, like
Speaker 1: he messed up and he knows it.
Speaker 9: It almost feels like he plans this to have like
Speaker 9: subject matter to talk about on this date.
Speaker 1: Well, you planned to be late and the shoe just
Speaker 1: so he had conversation.
Speaker 9: He was like, this could be interesting. It made him
Speaker 9: feel like I felt crazy. I was like, can we
Speaker 9: do can you talk about anything else?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, he's creating a date story.
Speaker 2: He did tell us the whole story, but only once. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he told us once.
Speaker 9: He loved the story. It's his favorite story. And I
Speaker 9: can't believe he called the radio to tell it again.
Speaker 6: You maybe we can hear one more time when we
Speaker 6: bring him on right now, because he is on the
Speaker 6: other line. He really is. He's there listening and hoping
Speaker 6: to talk to you. Kyle E.
Speaker 7: Hi, Actually, what's up?
Speaker 4: Kyle?
Speaker 7: All right? You know you do.
Speaker 8: I totally understand what you're saying, Like, I get it.
Speaker 8: I didn't really mean to Blake. I just wanted you
Speaker 8: to know, like it really was a crazy situation.
Speaker 7: Like I was driving.
Speaker 8: I really didn't know like what else to do because
Speaker 8: I was I was just nervous.
Speaker 7: My shoe fell off, Like you guys, you.
Speaker 9: Get that party.
Speaker 6: Wait wait wait wait wait which foot? Which foot was
Speaker 6: the shoe on?
Speaker 9: Don't encourage him.
Speaker 3: Kyle, don't tell the story again.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, okay, yeah, yes, I get I repeated it
Speaker 8: a lot of times, but you understand how crazy of
Speaker 8: the story it is, Like.
Speaker 9: You, it's anything. I don't want you to tell her.
Speaker 8: The lady at the stores, she's okay, you guys, let's
Speaker 8: call time out on the conversation.
Speaker 6: There's a lot going on here, and I want to
Speaker 6: save some of Kyle's story for the side podcast that
Speaker 6: we do with Brook, Alexis and Jose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just the shoe story. Yeah, we just do
Speaker 2: a shoe story.
Speaker 6: Clearly, Clearly, Ashley, he was very, very flustered by the
Speaker 6: journey over to meet up with you on the date,
Speaker 6: and he felt like it was important to at least
Speaker 6: get it out there to explain himself.
Speaker 1: He's literally still doing it, I know, but I think
Speaker 1: it's because he's defensive.
Speaker 6: More importantly, it's because he likes you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and you know, I was really looking forward to
Speaker 8: going back to your house, you know, watching that movie,
Speaker 8: and you know, maybe we could have ended up doing
Speaker 8: something like later on that night, while like I was
Speaker 8: really just look, how could we even do stuff?
Speaker 9: All you're going to keep doing is talking about this.
Speaker 9: I'm swear, I'm flustering, dude. I like it it's a wrap, like,
Speaker 9: what are we doing on the radio?
Speaker 6: Okay, what we're doing is we're going to offer to
Speaker 6: send you out on another date with Kyle. But I'm
Speaker 6: assuming you're probably too busy grading like school papers and
Speaker 6: you don't have a lot of free time in your schedule.
Speaker 9: By the way, Oh no, no, no, I'm I'm good. I'm
Speaker 9: completely free. But I just don't want to talk about too.
Speaker 3: That was such a cold excuse not to hang out
Speaker 3: with him again.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yo, what else was I supposed to do? Who
Speaker 9: was killing me? Like? At least that I was like,
Speaker 9: I have, like I have an actual thing to do,
Speaker 9: that's like a job. Maybe he would like release me
Speaker 9: from the torture.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh.
Speaker 2: It's just she has very clear boundaries. Yes she wants
Speaker 2: and that's that's respectable.
Speaker 6: But I don't.
Speaker 9: I just want to have a meal. I don't like
Speaker 9: that's not a huge boundary.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, ask I get it, I get it.
Speaker 7: I get it.
Speaker 8: You want me to reac out, But you're talking about
Speaker 8: this meal, the meal, the meal, the meal, the meal time.
Speaker 9: Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 8: Does I'm just saying you were talking about recapping, and
Speaker 8: then now we're recapping this whole thing about how I
Speaker 8: didn't talk about.
Speaker 9: Like reverb.
Speaker 2: Let's end this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think.
Speaker 6: The lines right now, so we send you out one
Speaker 6: more time, last chance.
Speaker 2: I think, end the story. Yeah, this story is over.
Speaker 9: Okay, goodbye radio people.
Speaker 6: Oh man, Kyle, I'm sorry, man.
Speaker 8: Well to be honest, good because I need I need
Speaker 8: someone with a watch, your attensive man who can at
Speaker 8: least like entertain what's.
Speaker 7: Going on here.
Speaker 8: You know, I'm saying like I'm being I'm being told
Speaker 8: that I'm just doing too much, and she's doing the
Speaker 8: exact same thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think you picked up what.
Speaker 7: She was what he was saying.
Speaker 5: But okaytood so much.
Speaker 6: Okay, but take us back to the traffic light. Okay,
Speaker 6: go back to the chair, because I'm still curious.
Speaker 8: I mean, you actually want to know.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the morning. You know, I felt bad for
Speaker 6: Kyle because he definitely wanted the whole world to hear
Speaker 6: about his harrowing story on the way to the date.
Speaker 6: And in his defense, a lot of dating is talking
Speaker 6: about things that happened to you in your.
Speaker 3: Life's different things and then asking about their things.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, but I can also understand his date's perspective.
Speaker 6: She doesn't want to rehash the details over and over
Speaker 6: and hear how the sausage was made. She just literally
Speaker 6: wants to eat sausage.
Speaker 1: We were set up for like failure from the beginning,
Speaker 1: rehash what happened.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's the whole point of the segment is.
Speaker 1: To rehash what happened on the date, which is exactly
Speaker 1: the last thing.
Speaker 2: She wanted to do.
Speaker 6: Here against it Son, still don't.
Speaker 2: Really understand the sausage thing.
Speaker 6: But yeah, but she didn't want to hear why he
Speaker 6: was late.
Speaker 2: She wanted a tac jeff Yeah exactly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's just me. But whatever food you like to
Speaker 6: eat or talk about, we can help you in your
Speaker 6: dating life. You can always email the show and we
Speaker 6: can help call that person who hasn't calling you back.
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