1 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:17,639 Speaker 1: So losers. What up everybody? I am lunchbox. I know 2 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:20,120 Speaker 1: the most about sports, so I'll get into sports facts 3 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:23,600 Speaker 1: my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius. 4 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: What's up everyone? I'm Eddie and I know the least 5 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: about the sports. But I'm your average sports fan and 6 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: sports watcher. But let's be real, who cares? There are 7 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 1: any sports on TV? So what's the difference? What up, y'all? 8 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,520 Speaker 1: It says. And I'm from the North, I'm an alpha male. 9 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 1: I used to be the gambler, but there's no sports 10 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 1: on TV. There's nothing to gamble on. And I'm don't 11 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,199 Speaker 1: go to bars and shotgun white claws anymore, but I 12 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:48,960 Speaker 1: do still shotgun white claws at the patio in quarantine Eddie. 13 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 1: But the good news is, if you guys are missing sports, 14 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: sports are back. Tomorrow night. You're talking about the Challenge 15 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: on MTV is back, And let me tell you don't 16 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:03,320 Speaker 1: have warts. You need something with competition and like excitement. 17 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,200 Speaker 1: Get on it. Um. You know what I was watching 18 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 1: last night? I went through like the panels and ESPN 19 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 1: was on and they were showing an old rerun of 20 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:16,679 Speaker 1: the Superhole that was before the Super Bowl. Where is 21 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 1: the superholeka cornhole championship called the Superhole I'm like, really, 22 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:27,080 Speaker 1: nine o'clock on a freaking Monday, and that's what's on TV, 23 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:31,320 Speaker 1: a freaking cornhole super Bowl. You really still throw it 24 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: over to ESPN. I was just scanning. They still have 25 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:38,959 Speaker 1: good programming over on ESPN. Okay, no they do. I 26 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: watched the story. I think it was this weekend. There 27 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 1: was a girl. She went to a homeless high school 28 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 1: in l A. Only homeless kids went there. She lived 29 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:52,000 Speaker 1: in a tent on the sidewalk out in front of 30 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 1: the school. And her freshman year, she decides to pick 31 00:01:55,600 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 1: up basketball and she's pretty good and the t only 32 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: had five players, so no one can foul out. You 33 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 1: just played down to man. So she was She was good, 34 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,920 Speaker 1: but not like a superstar. So she tries out for 35 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 1: a college team and she doesn't make it. But Thune 36 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:19,360 Speaker 1: Cookman I believe was the school. But she didn't get 37 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 1: a basketball scholarship, but she got an academic scholarship. She 38 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: is the manager of the team. She tried out for 39 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 1: the team, didn't make it. She's the manager and she's 40 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,920 Speaker 1: going to try out again as a sophomore. Oh, it's current. Yes, 41 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 1: I thought it was like I would never usually what 42 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,240 Speaker 1: is this story like like one of those e sixties 43 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 1: That's what I was telling you about. Yeah something. It 44 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 1: was one of those that they do like a short, 45 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 1: whole three hour thing, but it was incredible. One time 46 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,680 Speaker 1: she missed practice and the coach was like, yeah, I 47 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 1: didn't really bother her with why she missed practice, and 48 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 1: it turned out why she was in school. The cops 49 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 1: went and just you know, picked up all the homeless stuff, 50 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,079 Speaker 1: and her shoes were in the tent, her basketball shoes, 51 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,120 Speaker 1: and she had to go back down to the police 52 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 1: station to get her house back. That sounds like a 53 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: good show, but but you know, we're talking about, you know, 54 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:09,239 Speaker 1: the businesses that are freaking out right now, restaurants and 55 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: and all this stuff. Like I'm telling one of those 56 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,960 Speaker 1: on the list is ESPN. They're freaking out there, Like guys, 57 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,359 Speaker 1: we only have so many documentaries that we can throw 58 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 1: on the network. Also, they gotta start laying off some 59 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,880 Speaker 1: of those anchors. They had a payroll, about a hundred 60 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 1: of them. Every time I turn it on, every Tom 61 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 1: Dick and Harry was on sports or whatever, needs to 62 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 1: has nothing to talk about coach, but he does the 63 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 1: emotional stories as well. Okay, coach, how many stories are 64 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: you gonna do? A lot? Guys, there's nothing to talk 65 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: about today. Guys, we have we have to come up 66 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 1: with a video to send a Joe buck What what 67 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: is this? Uh? I don't understand you. Guys haven't seen 68 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 1: what he's doing. You send him a video of everyday life, 69 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 1: whatever you're doing. Like there was one where this lady 70 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 1: is rolling dough like to make a pizza or something. 71 00:03:56,440 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 1: Board is Joe Buckets doing the same thing they flower? 72 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 1: Joe buck is commentating. He's calling it like he would 73 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: call a game, like there was a dad playing basketball 74 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 1: with his son, you know, like his like Toddler son, 75 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 1: and he calls it just like he's calling a real game. 76 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,000 Speaker 1: That's actually pretty awesome. It's really cool to watch what 77 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 1: he's doing all these videos. And all he does is 78 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,719 Speaker 1: he says, if I if I commentate your video, I 79 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: just asked you make a donation name whatever charity you support, 80 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 1: doesn't matter, just make a donation. So you're just sending 81 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 1: him videos and he picks somebody commentates them. It's really cool. 82 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 1: Like I saw a video of Alex Rodriguez and j 83 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:39,720 Speaker 1: Lo playing baseball in their backyard and what was l 84 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 1: wearing like, you know, tight hands and he was acting 85 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:49,039 Speaker 1: like he was because he's most it on Instagram or whatever. 86 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 1: He has to act like he's showing her how to 87 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,760 Speaker 1: hit the baseball. Coach, Come, let's be really. You got 88 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,480 Speaker 1: Hall of Famer A rod in the backyard with his kid. 89 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 1: He won't be home because no chance he did juice steroids. 90 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,840 Speaker 1: We'll keep him out of the Hall of Fame. That's 91 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:07,840 Speaker 1: very sad. It's it's not even sports season and you're 92 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:09,479 Speaker 1: screwing up to who's who and the what's what's. You 93 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 1: could have avoided that easily and it improved your reputation. 94 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:15,599 Speaker 1: What do you mean with of Famer in your eyes? 95 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: I mean, coaches would be one of the greatest. He's 96 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:21,200 Speaker 1: really good at the game. I mean, go ahead. It's 97 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,400 Speaker 1: just like and the only videos we have of him 98 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 1: is playing whiffle ball in his backyard. It's a sad 99 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 1: time for sports, That's what I mean. Joe Buck, he's 100 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:37,680 Speaker 1: probably wearing no wonderwear while he's shooting those videos at 101 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:42,600 Speaker 1: the house. It's still doing nothing. I mean, there's just 102 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 1: nothing going on. It's a it's a sad sad time. 103 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:50,239 Speaker 1: It's so sad, guys, I canceled my p g A live. 104 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 1: Of course, I've canceled all my all my uh channels 105 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 1: that I stream, ESPN plus Donezo on. Speaking of the PGA, 106 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 1: did you see Dell. I guess they had a a 107 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,280 Speaker 1: scheduled tweet because of the match play. Yeah, they were. 108 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:10,159 Speaker 1: They tweeted out Sunday evening. Oh thanks for another great 109 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:15,880 Speaker 1: year match play blah blah blah. Someone forgot schedule months ago. 110 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 1: Someone forgot to take it down because it tweeted out 111 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,159 Speaker 1: everybody that follows that, which I thought was pretty funny. 112 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 1: And then did you see Joey Gallo, Like, speaking of 113 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 1: nothing to do, he put off a hitting net in 114 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 1: his kitchen and he's hitting off the tee into the net. 115 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 1: That was pretty cool. Yeah, I mean that's the definition 116 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 1: of a bad neighbor. And you, dude, one little miss, 117 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 1: you're going right through your window in the sky school 118 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:38,720 Speaker 1: and he has he has ceiling the you know, floor 119 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,840 Speaker 1: to ceiling windows. I mean it was a nice view. 120 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,320 Speaker 1: Sad man, you have all this talent just sitting on 121 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 1: the couch right now doing nothing, and you know, what 122 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 1: I've said it before. You. Everybody always says, I want 123 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 1: to be unemployed, man, I want to quit my job. 124 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:51,640 Speaker 1: Who says that? Maybe not the unemployed part, but people 125 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,040 Speaker 1: want to say, oh, I want to quit my job. 126 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 1: I want to get laid off. Then I get six 127 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,440 Speaker 1: good months, man, it'd be awesome. Well I kind of 128 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:58,760 Speaker 1: went through that. I didn't get laid off. I got 129 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,720 Speaker 1: straight up fired. So I don't know anyone who's ever 130 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,480 Speaker 1: said that. So I did, and I had about I 131 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,520 Speaker 1: knew I was going to have about four months before 132 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,480 Speaker 1: the next phase of my life was gonna start. So 133 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,600 Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, this is amazing. I've 134 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,760 Speaker 1: wanted this my entire life. I have four months to 135 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 1: do absolutely nothing. Smash cut about four days in guys, 136 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,880 Speaker 1: I was bored off my ass. You want to know 137 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,160 Speaker 1: why you were bored off your ass because you had 138 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,920 Speaker 1: no money and all your friends had jobs Friday. You 139 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 1: had nothing to do. If you were super like, if 140 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 1: you were I had enough money, you could travel, but 141 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,720 Speaker 1: right now you can't even travel. You can't go anywhere. 142 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,800 Speaker 1: So I understand what you're saying, like, oh, it's so boring. Yeah, 143 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 1: because you can't go anywhere but if you hadn't, like 144 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,760 Speaker 1: if you had a secure job that you get laid 145 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,640 Speaker 1: off so you're getting you're getting unemployment, and you could travel, 146 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,960 Speaker 1: it wouldn't be that bad what it is. So I 147 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 1: wanted to just say that to the people saying, oh, 148 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,800 Speaker 1: I always wish I could say at home. Now they're like, Okay, man, 149 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,160 Speaker 1: I am never going to take for granted that job 150 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,560 Speaker 1: I used to have, because it is it's kind of depressing, 151 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 1: even though you're still making money, being inside your own 152 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,600 Speaker 1: house day after day after day. It's great with family, 153 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 1: but you like to go be about something. Man. You're 154 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 1: driving down the road, you're seeing the future, you're seeing 155 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,640 Speaker 1: a city skyline. It's different, man, just being at the house. 156 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,200 Speaker 1: And I'm kind of seeing that in my girl's eyes 157 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,720 Speaker 1: right now because her job's closed down so she's working 158 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:18,320 Speaker 1: from home, and I mean, I come home and dude, 159 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,200 Speaker 1: it is a dog when it comes to you and 160 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:24,960 Speaker 1: starts banging your leg. Terrible analogy. Don't understand what she's 161 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,720 Speaker 1: excited to see. She's the dog that's banging your leg, 162 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:32,080 Speaker 1: So she's not excited to see you when she has 163 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,560 Speaker 1: a regular job. When she's at her job from the 164 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:37,800 Speaker 1: skyscraper that she sees going down the road. She's not 165 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,640 Speaker 1: happy to see you when she gets home when you 166 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:42,520 Speaker 1: wanted to get laid off. Guys, the human body was 167 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:45,200 Speaker 1: not meant to be confined in walls day after day. 168 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,920 Speaker 1: I will say, you have it. You have it harder 169 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,760 Speaker 1: because you're in an apartment. At least if you have 170 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 1: a house. He's right by the river, though, Coach, you 171 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:56,200 Speaker 1: can go walk to girls, right, you can you understand that, right? 172 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,360 Speaker 1: You do not have to stay in your house. Which 173 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,800 Speaker 1: I was out and I did a little Ozark Nashville style. 174 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,280 Speaker 1: I went to the river. I saw they closed off 175 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,679 Speaker 1: There used to be a it was almost on a moat, 176 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 1: this Blue Moon restaurant. I thought, oh, that'd be cool 177 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,600 Speaker 1: just to go over there checking out. Oh they closed 178 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,600 Speaker 1: off the dock. You pretty much have to swim in 179 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,199 Speaker 1: moat water where there could be alligators if you want 180 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:19,200 Speaker 1: to just go snow a little few. But hey, uh, 181 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:22,480 Speaker 1: what I didn't want to say is it's funny. Though. 182 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,160 Speaker 1: This is my little take on this whole thing. People 183 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:27,600 Speaker 1: are walking that fine line where they don't Everybody still 184 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,240 Speaker 1: wants to go outside a little bit, and you can 185 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:30,600 Speaker 1: do that. You can go for a walk to this, 186 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:34,080 Speaker 1: But you can't go for trips. And everybody's kind of 187 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,880 Speaker 1: walking the fine line where you don't want it to 188 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,520 Speaker 1: appear that you're going all around town because that means 189 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:41,240 Speaker 1: that you're more likely to have coronavirus. So everybody's in 190 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,160 Speaker 1: a weird place right now. Okay, I can go outside, 191 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,600 Speaker 1: I can walk around a little bit. Yeah, you can 192 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:48,320 Speaker 1: do that. But I wouldn't suggest going to your local 193 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,960 Speaker 1: home depot and starting to backyard project. I mean, imagine 194 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,000 Speaker 1: all the people you're gonna be in contact with when 195 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,600 Speaker 1: you go to home depot and you get a bunch 196 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:58,480 Speaker 1: of tools and supplies. Correct, that's not an essential trip. 197 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:00,840 Speaker 1: You're not doing something. You're you're just doing something to 198 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,600 Speaker 1: be busy, Like you don't go to get flowers, like 199 00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:07,320 Speaker 1: it's just not smart. Like example, last weekend, my kids 200 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,440 Speaker 1: wanted to go fishing because the weather was actually great. 201 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,680 Speaker 1: I'm like, great, I'm gonna go to Walmart real quick 202 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,600 Speaker 1: and get some worms. I'm like, oh, crap, I can't 203 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,440 Speaker 1: go to Walmart there. I like, any you are that person? 204 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,720 Speaker 1: So what did I do? I picked worms in my 205 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:22,400 Speaker 1: yard for two hours? Man, gotta crap. Earthworms went fishing, dude, 206 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,440 Speaker 1: if you need worms, just come over to my yard 207 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,880 Speaker 1: or I'll bring them in. Do you have a lot, 208 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,040 Speaker 1: Because I've been pulling weeds. They're stuck in the roots. 209 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,839 Speaker 1: They are all over the roots of the weeds. I 210 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,480 Speaker 1: mean they are there. I mean I pull them out 211 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,960 Speaker 1: and there's like ten worms. Like, what's crazy? If anyone 212 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,839 Speaker 1: listening like fishing, what's crazy? If you flood your yard, 213 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,680 Speaker 1: like literally just just let the hose run for thirty 214 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:44,600 Speaker 1: minutes in your yard to get when you'll get a 215 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,400 Speaker 1: good watering and to all the earthworms just come out 216 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,960 Speaker 1: like trying to just grasp for air. Thousands of earthworms. 217 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,080 Speaker 1: It's amazing, dude. If you need worms, come over to 218 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,960 Speaker 1: the west side. I live on the river beautiful Coach. 219 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,679 Speaker 1: So the only thing is you get know that's where 220 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,760 Speaker 1: you get minnows in the river. But I'm saying it 221 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:05,720 Speaker 1: due next to it, it is earthworm heaven all over 222 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,760 Speaker 1: the place. But the point is there's a lot of 223 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,120 Speaker 1: stuff to do out there without going to a store, 224 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:14,000 Speaker 1: without risking your health or other people's health by going 225 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,280 Speaker 1: and making contact with people well and then so I 226 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,320 Speaker 1: agree with people that are out taking a walk with 227 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,200 Speaker 1: your significant other. But then at my place, there's a 228 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,839 Speaker 1: popular hill that I created and made popular. It's my 229 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:28,640 Speaker 1: running hill. Nobody else has done it at all. Hill. Yeah, 230 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,640 Speaker 1: scissons hill. Uh so I've always been the one that 231 00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:33,600 Speaker 1: does that hill. I go to it to go do 232 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:36,920 Speaker 1: my normal hill. A little twenty minute workout sprints, yeah, 233 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:39,040 Speaker 1: I just I sprint up it, walk down it. It's 234 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,120 Speaker 1: a pretty b a workout. It's almost like an NFL 235 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,520 Speaker 1: type workout. Um, I mean a twenty minute workout is 236 00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:48,760 Speaker 1: nothing like an NFL workout. It might be an NFL 237 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,840 Speaker 1: work workout warm up miniature version. So if I scaled 238 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:56,600 Speaker 1: down to hey, whatever reason, my apartment complex must be 239 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,079 Speaker 1: the work from Homer's. There's about a group of ten 240 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:02,240 Speaker 1: of them on my hill, sweating on each other, doing 241 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:07,520 Speaker 1: push ups, clapping hands. Folks, that is not social distancing. 242 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,800 Speaker 1: I was shocked to see that many people in that 243 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,480 Speaker 1: close of a proximity and just cool with it. Have 244 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,000 Speaker 1: you heard this talk about waves and like how well 245 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,840 Speaker 1: this is the first wave of the virus and then 246 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,680 Speaker 1: they'll do another wave of it coming, dude, don't say. 247 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:23,840 Speaker 1: Fiance already heard that and she got sad the other night. Well, 248 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,800 Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's just true, like the waves coming 249 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,320 Speaker 1: and then there's another wave coming and she So you're saying, 250 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,880 Speaker 1: it's like a wave pool where they make the sound 251 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 1: and it comes for a minute, and then the sound 252 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,439 Speaker 1: comes again a new wave. You can make that comparison 253 00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:40,839 Speaker 1: or like in war, you know, like the D Day. Oh, 254 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,400 Speaker 1: I don't want to go that sad well, I mean 255 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,959 Speaker 1: that's kind of what it was. That was the first 256 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,520 Speaker 1: wave of people don't wiped out. The second wave starts 257 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:50,520 Speaker 1: making a little progression, third wave conquers man. Coach, So 258 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,880 Speaker 1: my fiance thinks the next waves coming during wedding season, 259 00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:57,480 Speaker 1: I mean, coach, she might was October. Yeah, I mean 260 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:00,320 Speaker 1: she may be right. This thing is wacky right now, 261 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,880 Speaker 1: tell you that. Would you guys consider doing a virtual 262 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:07,600 Speaker 1: wedding not even kidding already saw online they do these 263 00:13:07,679 --> 00:13:10,679 Speaker 1: virtual strip clubs. Boys, that might be Hey, that might 264 00:13:10,679 --> 00:13:13,240 Speaker 1: be what the bachelor party is all in my house? Hey, 265 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,040 Speaker 1: And how do you tip? Do you just send them 266 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:18,560 Speaker 1: a doll a bitcoin? Yep, you can. Uh, there's a 267 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,480 Speaker 1: way on the website to send him the money. But 268 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,959 Speaker 1: would you just click on the one dollar and it 269 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,320 Speaker 1: will be you me Eddie launch, and so we were 270 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,320 Speaker 1: already next to each other. Stream it here in the 271 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,160 Speaker 1: studio and we'll sit and watch it. That'll be the 272 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,199 Speaker 1: bachelor party. I mean, that would be that would be incredible. 273 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,240 Speaker 1: Let me tell you, if you are getting a virtual 274 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,000 Speaker 1: lab dance, you need help, like as soon as the 275 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,480 Speaker 1: coronavirus like travel ban is lift, if you need to 276 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,720 Speaker 1: go see counsel, find someone professionally that can help you 277 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:48,120 Speaker 1: with your problem, because that is unacceptable. Coach. It'll be 278 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,680 Speaker 1: fun until upper management walks in. Is three dudes getting 279 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:54,600 Speaker 1: a virtual labo. We got a cracked open michelo ultra. 280 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,640 Speaker 1: No management will come in because their home quarantine. We're 281 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,400 Speaker 1: the only ones that come to the studio. So where 282 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,679 Speaker 1: we would be and we have a lot of screens 283 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,800 Speaker 1: in here, on one to three, four or five six screens. 284 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,000 Speaker 1: I mean that's pretty good. And we're starting to see 285 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,560 Speaker 1: the effects of this. People staying at home, not in public, 286 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,360 Speaker 1: not at the office. A guy from UM Management, Top Dog, 287 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,000 Speaker 1: he came in. He hasn't been in the office for 288 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Speaker 1: a week and a half. Guys, he looked like Tom 289 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:21,400 Speaker 1: hankson Castaway Beard. He was almost unrecognizable. He stayed fifteen 290 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,080 Speaker 1: feet away and I don't know where he's been for 291 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,960 Speaker 1: the past two weeks, but it almost looked like in 292 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:30,280 Speaker 1: the woods, well, people are craving conversation. I was out 293 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:34,120 Speaker 1: in my guard this weekend digging a dead tree out 294 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,200 Speaker 1: and this grandma and grandpa walked by, and I mean, 295 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:41,360 Speaker 1: I've never seen and they're compromised, but they tried to 296 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,280 Speaker 1: take their walk every day. And they were six ft 297 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,760 Speaker 1: I mean they were probably twenty ft from me. They 298 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 1: were standing on the sidewalk, okay, but they were together. 299 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:50,400 Speaker 1: They were together because they're married. Um, and they said, 300 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,440 Speaker 1: and they're just sitting there. They stopped and talking. I 301 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,160 Speaker 1: mean they would on a normal day probably wouldn't have 302 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,360 Speaker 1: stop and talk to me. But they're like, yeah, it's 303 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,560 Speaker 1: been hard, but we take our walk every day. And 304 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:03,840 Speaker 1: I'm I'm Grandma Jackie and I'm grandpa. Uh coach. The 305 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:08,160 Speaker 1: names probably aren't necessary, but I mean they introduced me 306 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,920 Speaker 1: their first names, and they're telling them I'm Jason Gibbles 307 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:15,560 Speaker 1: and tell me they're grandkids and all this. Do you 308 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:19,360 Speaker 1: give me a real name or Jason Gibbles Jason Gibble 309 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,760 Speaker 1: is my name? That's not so I mean, tell your 310 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:28,400 Speaker 1: lunch box people are just craving conversation. Agreed, Hey, seriously, 311 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:31,080 Speaker 1: lunch has this weird thing where he doesn't tell people's 312 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:35,040 Speaker 1: real name, even strangers, like the dude at home depot 313 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:38,320 Speaker 1: who freaking cares what your name is. You won't tell him, Lunchbox, 314 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,160 Speaker 1: You won't tell him your real name, but you tell 315 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:45,480 Speaker 1: him Jason Gibble. Even why even when I called to 316 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:48,720 Speaker 1: go food, I give him a fake name Jason. This 317 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,040 Speaker 1: is ridiculous. That's funny. He's used to it though, he's 318 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:55,480 Speaker 1: done it for so long, but who cares? Well, I 319 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,640 Speaker 1: don't know. It's just weird. It's a weird doesn't it 320 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,920 Speaker 1: weird that you're giving him a fake him? Though? It's 321 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,760 Speaker 1: weird because I don't want people knowing, Like I mean, 322 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,240 Speaker 1: of course you can find it if you want to 323 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,440 Speaker 1: be crazy and look it up, and I get it, 324 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,480 Speaker 1: but just the awkwardness and like I mean, like you 325 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,320 Speaker 1: don't know how many people are you meet that listen 326 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,640 Speaker 1: and like I'll tell me your real name, dude. Sure, 327 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,840 Speaker 1: I'm good, But I wonder if like Bono, whose real 328 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:24,240 Speaker 1: name is Paul, what ye like I wanted? I wonder 329 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,560 Speaker 1: when he orders a pizza? Like all right, Sarah Pepperoni 330 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:31,240 Speaker 1: Mesroom pizza. What's your first name? Jim? Like, like, what 331 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,160 Speaker 1: does he saying? I wonder if he says doesn't have 332 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,360 Speaker 1: to go get his own pizza, someone goes and gets 333 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:40,480 Speaker 1: it for him. You know what I'm saying. Come on, 334 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,440 Speaker 1: if Bono walks into the local pizza huck to pick 335 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,720 Speaker 1: up his thin crossed pepperoni pizza, I would be shocked. 336 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,720 Speaker 1: I bet that'd be fun though, as a as a 337 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:52,640 Speaker 1: big time celebrity to walk into freaking Sal's pizza joint 338 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,240 Speaker 1: and pick up an order. Like people would be like, dude, 339 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,960 Speaker 1: this is amazing, freaking Bonos here, let's take a picture. 340 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,840 Speaker 1: I was on I was watching I'm Catching Up on 341 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,280 Speaker 1: the Jersey Shore and the situation just got out of 342 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,679 Speaker 1: jail and on his way home, he calls his favorite 343 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,280 Speaker 1: pizza place because he wants a delivery, and the guy 344 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:11,280 Speaker 1: on the phone goes, is this the situation and he's like, yeah, 345 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:15,240 Speaker 1: it is. He goes, it's a sitch, the sich one 346 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:20,000 Speaker 1: and they were freaking out. That's fun. Then and he 347 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,240 Speaker 1: goes and he looks at his wife goes, they know 348 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:27,080 Speaker 1: him out, that's awesome. And then and then they delivered 349 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,800 Speaker 1: it to his house. Yeah, try out, coach. I don't 350 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,200 Speaker 1: and I don't ever get delivery. Try and say this 351 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:37,480 Speaker 1: is lunch, but do you get food delivered to your house? Coach? 352 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,160 Speaker 1: You would be perfect for the Jars commercial. I don't 353 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:45,280 Speaker 1: ever get delivery. He should do genre know? Hey, hey, 354 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:48,440 Speaker 1: he has screaming Sicilian, Coach, I used to have screaming Sicilian. 355 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,960 Speaker 1: They don't don't like me anymore. That pizza was good. 356 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,639 Speaker 1: It was my mom still buys it. We got a 357 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,520 Speaker 1: lot free. But now that we don't get him and 358 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,000 Speaker 1: still buy it, I know we should still get it 359 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,439 Speaker 1: for free, Coach, What are you gonna say? Back? I 360 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,840 Speaker 1: want to tell people coming here has delivering. Yeah, I 361 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,439 Speaker 1: don't because I don't want people to know where I live, 362 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,560 Speaker 1: So I don't get a delivery and I'm cheating. I 363 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,520 Speaker 1: don't want to pay the delivery fee. Oh I don't 364 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,560 Speaker 1: even know. There wasn't one of them are waiving it now? Yeah? 365 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,240 Speaker 1: I agree, dude out back if they send me another email, 366 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,919 Speaker 1: they're basically telling me they'll bring me free food, deliver 367 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:21,040 Speaker 1: it for free, and throwing an awesome glossom for free. 368 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:22,960 Speaker 1: I mean it almost sounds too good to be true. 369 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,720 Speaker 1: Every day it's something added to their delivery service. I'll 370 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,600 Speaker 1: take you man, now, Eddie. You said, I know you 371 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:33,080 Speaker 1: haven't been watching Survivor right now. I mean, sorry, Coach. 372 00:18:33,119 --> 00:18:38,240 Speaker 1: We're trying to Survivor here in America. Our lives are 373 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:42,159 Speaker 1: Survivor Gold. Have you been watching Survivor I don't know 374 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:46,640 Speaker 1: America for the past two weeks. Look around, Coach, we're 375 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,400 Speaker 1: all in it. We're all playing the damn game right now. 376 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,760 Speaker 1: I know, And That's what I'm saying. It can teach 377 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,800 Speaker 1: you some things about surviving during Corona. But you haven't 378 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,720 Speaker 1: been watching Survivor. Fine, and you miss sports right you 379 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:03,360 Speaker 1: miss competition, just missed sports man, Okay, give the challenge 380 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:07,560 Speaker 1: a shot. MTV the Challenge, Yes, it starts tomorrow night 381 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:12,600 Speaker 1: on MTV, and I'm telling you you're gonna get into it. 382 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,880 Speaker 1: But you didn't give it a chance. You even said 383 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,439 Speaker 1: after the first challenge you were like, get into this, 384 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:23,600 Speaker 1: and then you never went back and your wife even said, oh, Survivor, 385 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:27,679 Speaker 1: we should watch this, and you didn't go back. So 386 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:31,320 Speaker 1: give the like. Ray would love the challenge. I did 387 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,119 Speaker 1: a season, I paid my time, did my respects for 388 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,600 Speaker 1: a phenomenal franchise. It was good. I'm fine with it. 389 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,040 Speaker 1: I don't know. You need to get back because you 390 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,080 Speaker 1: don't have sports right now, so you need something in 391 00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:42,879 Speaker 1: your life. I don't. My fiance has filled me. She 392 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,400 Speaker 1: has pumped me with Ozark. What else did we got? Oh? 393 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,679 Speaker 1: I mean we're playing PlayStation four? Are you watching the 394 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:54,600 Speaker 1: Lion King and all that king? Now? She doesn't want 395 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,920 Speaker 1: to see with the animals and stuff. It would weird 396 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,360 Speaker 1: her out and make her set. Yeah, because you kind 397 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:02,840 Speaker 1: of have a tiger. Yeah that's the thing. Yeah. Wow, 398 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,200 Speaker 1: I forgot about that little cat. I think your little 399 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,200 Speaker 1: cat is half tiger in it? Yeah? Uh, what is it? 400 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,160 Speaker 1: He looks like it looks like a real tiger. It's 401 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,040 Speaker 1: like a Persian wildcat or something. It's crazy, dude. I 402 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:17,560 Speaker 1: got a question. Has your fiance been watching the coin 403 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,040 Speaker 1: flip madness? Uh? No, If she would have done a bracket, 404 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:24,000 Speaker 1: I guarantee you should be down. But um, people are 405 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,280 Speaker 1: blastness on Twitter, so it looks popular. So as long 406 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,400 Speaker 1: as something that me I'm doing is popular, it makes 407 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,840 Speaker 1: me look good. So I mean, I think we're generating 408 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,120 Speaker 1: more and more popularity with this tournament. I hope people 409 00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:38,320 Speaker 1: are enjoying it. I don't know. I'm still getting and 410 00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:40,760 Speaker 1: I want to apologize to people, and I know I shouldn't. 411 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,560 Speaker 1: You need to make his apology because I've been seeing 412 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,960 Speaker 1: some tweets and you can't see your bracket. People can't 413 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,919 Speaker 1: find their dang brant. I don't know the answers, like 414 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,040 Speaker 1: I'm not. I know the answer. I already told you, Kenny, No, 415 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:56,680 Speaker 1: go to the same computer device whatever that you filled 416 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,199 Speaker 1: out your bracketing. That's the one that's gonna pull up 417 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,239 Speaker 1: your results. Guys. I learned that the hard way at 418 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,520 Speaker 1: the crib. Oh man, I'll check the old bracket on 419 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,720 Speaker 1: the cellphone. You've got to be at the exact computer 420 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,880 Speaker 1: you started. Whoo pig box. If you filled out your 421 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,680 Speaker 1: first bracket on your cell phone, then go to the 422 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:16,119 Speaker 1: cell phone. But you can't go back to work. And 423 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,160 Speaker 1: I'm not screwed. I'm taking this computer home this weekend, 424 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,040 Speaker 1: so I have my work computer a bracket. Hey called Billy, 425 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,360 Speaker 1: the dude that's at work that's stuck there, and tell 426 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,879 Speaker 1: him to log in your computers. And you're that's a 427 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,080 Speaker 1: good idea, yes, And so I'm sorry if you can't 428 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,480 Speaker 1: figure out, I apologize. I want everybody to have fun, 429 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,920 Speaker 1: and I'm trying. I wish it was more enjoyable where 430 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,640 Speaker 1: I didn't have so many people upset like I can't 431 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,800 Speaker 1: find my bracket, Like I I'm trying. I I try 432 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,159 Speaker 1: to apply to you and tell you exactly what you 433 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,679 Speaker 1: knew it need to do, and if you can't find it, 434 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,320 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. But hopefully, for the most part, people are 435 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,359 Speaker 1: having fun. Some people are starting to turn on us 436 00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:48,520 Speaker 1: if we do a bad flip, they're curseing us, and 437 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:52,720 Speaker 1: so well, hey, let's roll today, because right out of 438 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:59,639 Speaker 1: the gate, Pucker City for Eddie, his national champion is 439 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,840 Speaker 1: play in the first game of the day. There's got 440 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,200 Speaker 1: to be a tale, right Hey, the Stets and cowboy 441 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,840 Speaker 1: hats or what are they? You know what they are. 442 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,440 Speaker 1: This is the biggest moment for Stets and of course 443 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,399 Speaker 1: they're gonna respond to us. Of course they're going to 444 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,320 Speaker 1: do an interview. This is the farthest they're ever gonna go. 445 00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:18,159 Speaker 1: And it's all a coin flip and it's up to you, 446 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:24,080 Speaker 1: coacher Stets in um stand by. Oh boy, you know 447 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,399 Speaker 1: it's a smaller school when you can't find it right away. 448 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:30,680 Speaker 1: I knew it. The Stets and Hatters, the what hatters 449 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,359 Speaker 1: like you spelled like a hat h A T T 450 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:38,359 Speaker 1: e R s hatters. Alright, alright, here we go. I 451 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,879 Speaker 1: want the audio. Good, put it on something that hits 452 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,240 Speaker 1: man so we can hear that. This is radio. Here 453 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,720 Speaker 1: we go, Ready, here we go. Dude, are you gonna 454 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:50,280 Speaker 1: do it? Bang it? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another 455 00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:55,280 Speaker 1: coin flip in the four losers coin flip. Not now 456 00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:04,200 Speaker 1: today we have that's Nexus Tech Red Raiders who versus 457 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:09,080 Speaker 1: the Stetson hatters. I believe in their university out of Florida. 458 00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:12,879 Speaker 1: So come on, baby. That means your head's team is 459 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,040 Speaker 1: the Red Raiders and your tail team is Stetson. And 460 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,480 Speaker 1: you want to talk to Stetson. You want to puff 461 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,760 Speaker 1: them up. You got them winning it all. But this 462 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:23,080 Speaker 1: is it. This is our first step to the national championship. 463 00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:27,679 Speaker 1: Let's go Stetson, I got stets got Tech is up. 464 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:34,320 Speaker 1: Oh he got stuck in the vent. That's not Stetson, 465 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:46,040 Speaker 1: that's Raider Guns up. This sucks for me. Stetson goes home. 466 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:51,400 Speaker 1: That's sad. When you lose your big one. That give 467 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:57,920 Speaker 1: Coches a professional announcer. He had to announce it for me. Coach. Hey, 468 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,960 Speaker 1: you gotta fight through and coach your puckered You gotta 469 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:05,640 Speaker 1: keep the That's what co madness is all about. That's 470 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:10,879 Speaker 1: our first pucker to announce the coin. Almost got stuck 471 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,840 Speaker 1: in their air vent up top, which isn't even a 472 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:19,320 Speaker 1: close game, probably entails in the vent. It was a blowout. Hey, dude, 473 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,879 Speaker 1: Texas Tech, he put out a light, one of his 474 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,359 Speaker 1: video lights, and it's a head and he loses his 475 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:29,040 Speaker 1: champions cord Tech one oh seven. That's in fourteen. That's 476 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:37,960 Speaker 1: Acording Eddie. I'm sorry to herold Man. That sucks, but hey, 477 00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:43,240 Speaker 1: the tournament goes on. Here we go. Next up the 478 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:47,560 Speaker 1: Florida State Seminals. They're the number two seed. Oh yeah, 479 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,960 Speaker 1: Leonard Hamilton's has got his boys playing well down there 480 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:55,000 Speaker 1: in Tallahassee's and they are taken on Cinderella out of nowhere. 481 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:58,520 Speaker 1: They were tweeted into the tournament. It's never happened before, 482 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 1: but this year things are a little bit. Britons. The 483 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,240 Speaker 1: Writer Writer Team, I don't even know what they are, 484 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,480 Speaker 1: but they are the fifteen seed. Here we go heads 485 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,960 Speaker 1: Florida State Tails. Writer, give me Florida stay, give me 486 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Speaker 1: that head, baby. I'm sorry, I'm not. I don't want 487 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,399 Speaker 1: any head today. I want to get some tail. Okay, 488 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,960 Speaker 1: here we go read baby, let's do well, let's go rider. 489 00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:26,040 Speaker 1: We keep hitting. The rider moves on, Rider moves on, 490 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:34,280 Speaker 1: Rider moves on. Oh that's part of state. The chop 491 00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:41,920 Speaker 1: ends here, right, let's go wow wow, oh for two 492 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,560 Speaker 1: in the day, and baby, good thing. I'm not the 493 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:48,000 Speaker 1: casino be down about. Oh my gosh, this next game. 494 00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:50,080 Speaker 1: This is big. This is my this is my son's 495 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,399 Speaker 1: winner right here, Gonzaga, Well even bigger, isn't a U. 496 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:57,800 Speaker 1: T s A A. Oh, Eddie might as well give 497 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,240 Speaker 1: me the had had he come back in here? Why 498 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,439 Speaker 1: do I gotta call it Edie? This is my school? 499 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,159 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't realize this. I would not realize 500 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,399 Speaker 1: able to do it justice and give the energy that 501 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,520 Speaker 1: the alma mater, the valedictorian of the school was going 502 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,880 Speaker 1: to be giving over here. I was not the valedictorian 503 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,320 Speaker 1: of U. S. A. Remember, Remember, even if Gonzaga wins, 504 00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,320 Speaker 1: you have to coach. This whole thing is fake and 505 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,359 Speaker 1: made up teams and it's a coin flip. Can I 506 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:22,159 Speaker 1: not just call you a valedictorian? Why not make that 507 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:31,639 Speaker 1: fake too? At least the top tenor dude, smoo, I 508 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:39,639 Speaker 1: was coomblade your cumbladen. Oh boy. The third matchup of 509 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:43,560 Speaker 1: the day, you got the Gonzaga Bulldogs from way out west? 510 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,199 Speaker 1: Who cares? Mark Few and the boys. You guys have 511 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:50,359 Speaker 1: been here so many times. The U T s A. 512 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:54,840 Speaker 1: That's the University of Texas at San Antonio Roadrunners. Who's 513 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,200 Speaker 1: your starting point guard? They played the Complications Center. That's 514 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,080 Speaker 1: where graduation is. That's where the ut SAY road Runners play. 515 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,120 Speaker 1: They have they have the big center. What's his name? 516 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,240 Speaker 1: I don't know if you know. I know that Makayla 517 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,639 Speaker 1: Woods plays for the women's team, and she was I 518 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,119 Speaker 1: believe the conference play freshman of the year. She's on 519 00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,280 Speaker 1: the basketball she's on the women's team. Yeah, well then 520 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,160 Speaker 1: she's not gonna be playing in this game. She is not. 521 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,720 Speaker 1: But all I know is she's cheering on the U 522 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,879 Speaker 1: T s A men, and I have UT s A 523 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,320 Speaker 1: winning this game. I have them in the upset heads, 524 00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:28,160 Speaker 1: Gonzaga Tails road Runners. Come on, let's see your road run. 525 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,879 Speaker 1: I got U T s A. Here we go three 526 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:41,480 Speaker 1: two one, terrible U d SA. Let me singing, road Runner, 527 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:48,359 Speaker 1: Let me singer. We move on, baby, we move on, 528 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:59,960 Speaker 1: but number one scene goes down again. Guys, I'm three 529 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,639 Speaker 1: know if you were in Vegas would be a quick trip. 530 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,720 Speaker 1: All right, I gotta do the next one. It's like 531 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,359 Speaker 1: the time I went to Vegas and Eddie and his 532 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,240 Speaker 1: wife were playing blackjack the night before and I was like, 533 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,280 Speaker 1: all right, guys, I finally got here. Let's gamble, let's 534 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,240 Speaker 1: have fun. I was he has already been cleaned out 535 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:18,040 Speaker 1: day one. Oh man, all right, this is you gotta 536 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,960 Speaker 1: do back to back here. I don't know. You don't 537 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,960 Speaker 1: care about Stephen Austin. What you didn't go there? I 538 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,080 Speaker 1: don't know, Sam, He's stay out here we go, baby, yeah, yeah, 539 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:32,080 Speaker 1: yeah yeah. The next row, we have what has it 540 00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,160 Speaker 1: been today? Ray? What has it been? Heads? Tails tales? Okay, 541 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:39,360 Speaker 1: we have the Houston Cougars versus my alma mater, the 542 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:48,520 Speaker 1: bear Cats of East Texas. Says that means your keepers 543 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,320 Speaker 1: are heads and your bear cats our tails. Yeah, you 544 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,560 Speaker 1: don't want Kelvin Sampson Quentin Grimes. Let's go get this 545 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:58,360 Speaker 1: win for meus. No, It's like Houston Quentin Grimes transferred 546 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,080 Speaker 1: from Kansas down to Houston. Jimmy Bill the plane for 547 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,560 Speaker 1: the Bearcats. This is for you. Let's go tails. Are 548 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:07,720 Speaker 1: you ready? Here's your flip on a week flip? Good stuff? 549 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,200 Speaker 1: Do I do a re one? I gotta redo over time? Reflip? 550 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,760 Speaker 1: Got stuck on the side underneath the board, all right, 551 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:18,000 Speaker 1: reflip preflip overtime. Oh my gosh, buzzer beater. The game 552 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:22,200 Speaker 1: goes to overtime. He didn't even flip that, I mean, 553 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,400 Speaker 1: he didn't even go near the SI time. Come on, 554 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,840 Speaker 1: here we go overtime, overtime one. If it gets stuck again, 555 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,240 Speaker 1: we got to double overtime. Here it is corn flip? 556 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,400 Speaker 1: What is it? What is it? What is it? Lunch? 557 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,840 Speaker 1: What is it lunch? It's so dirty I can't tell 558 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:46,920 Speaker 1: tis the bear cat? Bar Cats? Move cougar. It's the 559 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,520 Speaker 1: fight of the Sam Houstons and the bear Cats come 560 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,760 Speaker 1: on top. That's three tales in a row. You gotta 561 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,520 Speaker 1: go heavy underdog the rest of you. I started out, 562 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,640 Speaker 1: oh and two, I'm two and two, I'm three and one. 563 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,000 Speaker 1: In my is loss of the day. That was an 564 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:07,640 Speaker 1: overtime game, first overtime game of the Yeah. Here we go, 565 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,160 Speaker 1: all right, all right, right, you ready, Yeah, let's try 566 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,720 Speaker 1: not to blow out our voices. Boys. On this next 567 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,640 Speaker 1: one I can save some energy is to absolutely teams 568 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,360 Speaker 1: that we have no ties to that we really don't 569 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,400 Speaker 1: care at all. They're the defending national champions, are they? 570 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,360 Speaker 1: Virginia and Steven F. Auston went to Cameron Indoor and 571 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:31,320 Speaker 1: beat Duke this year. This is a big game, right, alright, 572 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,400 Speaker 1: they're not going to be scared of an A C 573 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,200 Speaker 1: S C A C C upon and they already went 574 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,680 Speaker 1: on the road and beat Do I think they're scared 575 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,600 Speaker 1: of Virginia? He's going sports center on us right now. Okay, coach, 576 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:45,360 Speaker 1: stop with the fake flips because people only hear the audio. Bad. Okay, guy, yeah, 577 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,200 Speaker 1: thank you's got vmpel appreciate that. Al Right, guys, here 578 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:51,920 Speaker 1: we go Virginia. Steven F. Austin, Virginia's heads. Stephen F. 579 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,360 Speaker 1: Austin is tales. And I guess if I have st 580 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,280 Speaker 1: and that means I got Steven F. Austow. Here we go, 581 00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:01,800 Speaker 1: I got Virginia. Let's go. What do we haven't know? Coach? 582 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:06,680 Speaker 1: She has Virginia Cavaliers. Oh my gosh, alright, give me tales. 583 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:11,800 Speaker 1: Here we go, Stephen F. Austin, give me tales. Tels. 584 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:20,360 Speaker 1: It's jails tales started a new record. There are four 585 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:24,080 Speaker 1: tales in a row for the first tag hurt only 586 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:32,520 Speaker 1: in March Badness Little I started out three and I'm 587 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:39,280 Speaker 1: three and two, three and two the bals I had Virginia, Wow, 588 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,280 Speaker 1: you're all right? Last one. It's like he didn't want 589 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,920 Speaker 1: to accept it when I said it was tales. You 590 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,719 Speaker 1: guys just stared at me like I made it up 591 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,800 Speaker 1: or something. We were disappointed, right, We don't. We don't 592 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,480 Speaker 1: believe we believe you. We're just sad, guys. If you're 593 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,320 Speaker 1: that depressed of a coin flip, I'd hate me in 594 00:31:53,400 --> 00:32:01,320 Speaker 1: Vegas with you? How how and my voice is going down? Hey, 595 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,640 Speaker 1: Speaking of Scott van Pelt, the next game, Maryland versus 596 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:08,280 Speaker 1: North Texas Texas. Now he went to Maryland, but d J. 597 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,360 Speaker 1: Allen went in North Texas and I got it right, 598 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:17,200 Speaker 1: I got it wrong, alright, alright, the turtles the terrapins 599 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,360 Speaker 1: of Maryland taken on the mean green of North Texas, 600 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:24,520 Speaker 1: North Texas, North Texas tails. Uh, Maryland's gonna be heads 601 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,720 Speaker 1: and I got North Texas. We're going for another tale 602 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:32,080 Speaker 1: that means five tales in rows. Yeah, I actually smartly 603 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,360 Speaker 1: knew that wasn't gonna happen, and I got Maryland boys 604 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,920 Speaker 1: after starting out three and oh, I could end the 605 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,600 Speaker 1: day on at three and three. Here we go, Here 606 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:43,360 Speaker 1: we go. The coin is flip. Oh, it's not even 607 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:52,400 Speaker 1: a flip heads, got Yeah, you're still the announcer, dude, 608 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:56,560 Speaker 1: he's gotta be puckered and still announced Maryland win, Maryland win, 609 00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:02,320 Speaker 1: Maryland win, making you Joe Buck did that like if 610 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,360 Speaker 1: he had some money on the Super Bowl and that's 611 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,920 Speaker 1: how he announced the learners. Well, I'm that half of 612 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,160 Speaker 1: the bracket. I'm I had Virginia moving on to the 613 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,560 Speaker 1: Sweet sixteen, So I'm out on that dying. I went 614 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,560 Speaker 1: oh and two, and boys, I just went four and 615 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,320 Speaker 1: to four in a row. I went three and oh 616 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,200 Speaker 1: and then I went three and three. Guys, get over it. 617 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,920 Speaker 1: I lost my national champion. Oh, get over That's what 618 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,040 Speaker 1: you get with picking stets and being Mr funny guy coach, 619 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,320 Speaker 1: like getting mattered. It could be anyone Stets understandn't match 620 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,000 Speaker 1: up well. They didn't match up well in the tournament. 621 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:36,640 Speaker 1: I mean they were lucky to be there. Hey, they're buyings. Yeah, coach, 622 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,360 Speaker 1: do you want to see an how salute disaster with 623 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,440 Speaker 1: Kenny and his website. What do you mean they're buying? 624 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,240 Speaker 1: We're not ready for that? Were we didn't understand that. 625 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,320 Speaker 1: We don't do that, which he didn't even understand. Can 626 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,360 Speaker 1: you even understand how to do with rankings on the 627 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,840 Speaker 1: website and show us who's in first and stuff? And 628 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:54,120 Speaker 1: he's gonna allow buyings? No way? Is that the sophisticated 629 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,840 Speaker 1: of a website. Oh crap, dude, I had Sammy's and 630 00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:01,200 Speaker 1: stay going to the go the final game? Do they win? Yeh? 631 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:05,440 Speaker 1: Hang it last time. I'm still in. You would have 632 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,600 Speaker 1: lost both. That would have been crushing. I've been really bad. 633 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,160 Speaker 1: But have any of your national championships playing? I have 634 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,759 Speaker 1: Creighton in the national title game they want so you 635 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,239 Speaker 1: moved on? Yeah, Michigan State? Why do you think that? 636 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,959 Speaker 1: One day? Blew out my voice. I was screaming interstate names? 637 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,520 Speaker 1: So we all still have one team in Well? I 638 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:27,879 Speaker 1: have Bradley too. They haven't played yet. Oh man, dude, 639 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,920 Speaker 1: When you're national champion is on the line in a 640 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:34,040 Speaker 1: coin flip, that's when you get real pucker. But then 641 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,919 Speaker 1: when you lose it, you get unpuckered pretty quick. Not launch, 642 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,880 Speaker 1: Not launch, you couldn't even talk when he's supposed to 643 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,920 Speaker 1: be announcing the winner. He said was heads or tails, 644 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,839 Speaker 1: that's it. Well, I don't like going on a three 645 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,239 Speaker 1: game losing streak. Oh yeah, but but coming into like 646 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,920 Speaker 1: going three and oh out of the gate, you think, 647 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,640 Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm marching right to first place, and 648 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,640 Speaker 1: then you just really go five hundred. Hey you don't 649 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,640 Speaker 1: gain any ground. Hey, you selfish individual. Yeah, that's what 650 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,560 Speaker 1: we all are known. No, we're not. There are people 651 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,399 Speaker 1: listening right now that could have had the other side 652 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,799 Speaker 1: of that coin flip that want to but I don't 653 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,279 Speaker 1: want to. I do. That's not fair. That's not what 654 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,040 Speaker 1: you signed up for. You. You want to know what 655 00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,440 Speaker 1: kind of happened today? He won his first three, then 656 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,960 Speaker 1: he lost the three. I lost to one four. I'm 657 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,520 Speaker 1: on a hot streak. Eddie was confused that that sounds 658 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,440 Speaker 1: a lot like Vegas when you lose, you're on a streak, 659 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,520 Speaker 1: you go cold, you went. I mean, that's that's a 660 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,560 Speaker 1: coin flip, boys, right, So so you're saying just betting 661 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:27,040 Speaker 1: in general as a coin flip. I mean, I mean 662 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,440 Speaker 1: it kind of is the odds are it's just a 663 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,400 Speaker 1: coin flip. Yeah, Eddie, Want you need something to bet 664 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,719 Speaker 1: on another National champs out? No, I'm good. You want 665 00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,799 Speaker 1: to bet a dollar on heads or tails? Yeah? Okay, okay, 666 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,200 Speaker 1: what do you want? You got tails? One dollar? One? 667 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:47,600 Speaker 1: Here we go. It's up ice cold quit while your 668 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:52,759 Speaker 1: head keep him machine. Honey, I can't come home. People 669 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:58,440 Speaker 1: losing wonder double or nothing? No, buy me a brew dog. Oh, 670 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,839 Speaker 1: I can't go to the I can't go to the bar. Man, Man, 671 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,640 Speaker 1: what are you doing with your about your beer token? 672 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,480 Speaker 1: You can't go to the bar now that beer tokens 673 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:10,000 Speaker 1: trash now man, alright, lot of tuesdays. You want to 674 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,480 Speaker 1: end the show? Hey, I love it, dude. We should 675 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,040 Speaker 1: end and every show at the twenty minute mark with 676 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,439 Speaker 1: a coin flip of Lunch's team. That way, coach should 677 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,879 Speaker 1: be done. He wants to end the show right away. 678 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,680 Speaker 1: We'll be done with the toy minute show. That hurt. 679 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,720 Speaker 1: If he loses, he's done. He's toes. No, I'm not toast. 680 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,840 Speaker 1: I just I was playing so well. My strategy was working. 681 00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:35,160 Speaker 1: Dang it, crops to tails, setting the all time record 682 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,840 Speaker 1: in this tournament for the most of one coin side 683 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,000 Speaker 1: in a row four so far. Four is the streak 684 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,160 Speaker 1: and its tails. I love the fact you're keeping track 685 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,160 Speaker 1: of it. Heads tales, tales, heads tails tales tales. It's 686 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,640 Speaker 1: like the numbers on the roulette board or like the 687 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:54,319 Speaker 1: freaking screen hot number. That freaking matter like that here 688 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,879 Speaker 1: your hot numbers, Well, when they spend the ball, isn't 689 00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:00,600 Speaker 1: it just every numbers? Look the blacks of four times. 690 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:07,279 Speaker 1: That means I'm gonna say something. So if you look 691 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:13,719 Speaker 1: at that board and it is hit red twelve four 692 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:17,120 Speaker 1: out of the last nine spins, it's pretty smart to 693 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,239 Speaker 1: bet twelve again. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Okay, 694 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,040 Speaker 1: I'm just saying there's no rhymer reason to it, and 695 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:26,160 Speaker 1: it probably want. I think it is the person spinning it. 696 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,040 Speaker 1: They don't know when they're gonna spin it. The timing 697 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,560 Speaker 1: is not right the third I mean, they even sometimes 698 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,440 Speaker 1: speed up the actual wheel because it slows down a 699 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:39,560 Speaker 1: little bit. There's no rhymer reason. I don't know. I'm 700 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,719 Speaker 1: a believer. And if it's the same person spinning and 701 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,160 Speaker 1: they keep hitting that same number, you gotta go with 702 00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:47,960 Speaker 1: that number. You think that's God. No, I think it's 703 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,440 Speaker 1: something with their spin like that it falls at the 704 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,400 Speaker 1: same time for some reason. It does a certain amount 705 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:56,000 Speaker 1: of rotations and it's always right. But I mean, listen, 706 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,879 Speaker 1: what if they know what if they know that every 707 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,200 Speaker 1: time the wheels are and if they throw it when 708 00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:04,440 Speaker 1: the zero, I'm actually agreeing with that. This is what 709 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,239 Speaker 1: I'm agreeing. They see the zero and like, as soon 710 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,879 Speaker 1: as the zero passes me, I roll it. It could 711 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,480 Speaker 1: That's what I mean. They know when they if what 712 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,080 Speaker 1: time they spin it at. I think because they know 713 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:20,239 Speaker 1: their ball goes about six rotations. Coach, you really in 714 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,480 Speaker 1: a dumb way, you brought up a great point, and 715 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,560 Speaker 1: I actually agree with it now. So it started out 716 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,600 Speaker 1: as something that wasn't gonna agree with. If I'm I'm 717 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,720 Speaker 1: totally in with what you say. They do that every 718 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,680 Speaker 1: day of their lives. They know the spin, they know 719 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,960 Speaker 1: when the wheels numbers are lined up, and they can 720 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,600 Speaker 1: probably predict it to within eight, nine, ten numbers. If 721 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,360 Speaker 1: I ever make a little bit of money enough to 722 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,279 Speaker 1: kind of have fun and spend on random stuff my 723 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,200 Speaker 1: by roulette table and just try to practice legit one 724 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,439 Speaker 1: and see if that works, yes, because I really think 725 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,960 Speaker 1: they do. I mean, how many times they spend that 726 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,680 Speaker 1: in an eight hour shift? Oh my god, I can't 727 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:55,840 Speaker 1: even imagine. But you get to know how hard you 728 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,520 Speaker 1: spin it and how many times it's going to roll 729 00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,839 Speaker 1: around that table. And coach, I remember when you get 730 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,799 Speaker 1: to roulette table, it has to be probably a very 731 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:05,560 Speaker 1: expensive one because the one the numbers have to rotate 732 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,279 Speaker 1: while the ball rotates the opposite direction. Correct the cheap ones, 733 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,040 Speaker 1: you just throw it and it falls in right, okay, 734 00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,799 Speaker 1: right right? So no wheel goes right, ball goes left. 735 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:18,520 Speaker 1: You almost need to check on eBay. Vegas style roulette 736 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,520 Speaker 1: wheel was once used on Vegas. Yeah. Well, my dad, 737 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,240 Speaker 1: my dad bought a couple of years retired spot machines 738 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,920 Speaker 1: which keep on the d He did, and we had it. 739 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,680 Speaker 1: We had him at the house like we had to building. 740 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,080 Speaker 1: My dad built a bar like the size of this 741 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,840 Speaker 1: studio in our house and where he would invite his 742 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,960 Speaker 1: friends over and they would all hang on the bar 743 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,600 Speaker 1: and like had neon signs every kind of liquor you 744 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:43,200 Speaker 1: can think of, and to slot machines and sometimes and 745 00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:44,960 Speaker 1: people would play it and well, well he would open 746 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,920 Speaker 1: it up and pull a bunch of quarters out. Oh 747 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:51,440 Speaker 1: I got I got um Vegas type wheel eleven inches 748 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:59,440 Speaker 1: bigger than eleven Oh now that's eleven inches. That's like 749 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,759 Speaker 1: a I know it was I'm looking at like, but 750 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,719 Speaker 1: my point about the slot machines and my dad went 751 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,800 Speaker 1: to a place in Vegas where they would roulette wheel. 752 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,799 Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. It's a pretty nice one 753 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,800 Speaker 1: boys for Christmas. I mean, I'll buy it for you. 754 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:18,160 Speaker 1: You would know. I'll buy you the twelve dollar one. 755 00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:21,920 Speaker 1: Oh I don't need eleven inch dude. Can you imagine 756 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,839 Speaker 1: us with a roulette wheel that we'd bring it every day? 757 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,719 Speaker 1: My god, you know how fun that would be. We 758 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,759 Speaker 1: I used to have a shot roulette where you have 759 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,799 Speaker 1: a bunch of shot glasses lined up around the cheap 760 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,920 Speaker 1: rout roulette wheel and you pour shots and then everybody 761 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,640 Speaker 1: you know gets their section of numbers and then whatever 762 00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,239 Speaker 1: number lands on gotta take a shot. That's kind of fun. 763 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:47,200 Speaker 1: That is sound fun. It was, man, stupid parts. I mean, 764 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,960 Speaker 1: you want to talk about cheap roulette wheel. It's awesome. 765 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,040 Speaker 1: And then everybody getting mad I didn't win, and then 766 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,279 Speaker 1: they take the shot. Anyway, it's really stupid. All are 767 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,600 Speaker 1: you ready to go? Yeah? I'm ready to go home? 768 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,360 Speaker 1: All right? Man? Over there and I went three and 769 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:02,719 Speaker 1: three today. I lost my national champion, y Man. Sorry 770 00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:06,200 Speaker 1: about that. It's okay, undepressed, Alright, I really give the 771 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:10,840 Speaker 1: challenge a shot. Okay, you're not gonna do it. Goodbye, everyone, Bye. 772 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,799 Speaker 1: We're all deflated. At the end of the show, I'm 773 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,279 Speaker 1: all like, damn, I'm through.