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Speaker 1: It's another Jebile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. WHOA,

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Speaker 1: I'm excited to get a look at your epidermis. M

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Speaker 1: excuse me, Hi, Rick, my name is Juniper, and I'll

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Speaker 1: be the doctor who's doing your mole removals today. And

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Speaker 1: I was just calling to go over a few things

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Speaker 1: before our big meeting. Uh.

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Speaker 2: I thought I was seeing a doctor Lindon, not doctor Juniper.

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Speaker 1: But Juniper is my first name. I prefer to be

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Speaker 1: on a first name basis with my clients. I find

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Speaker 1: it much more soothing. Since I'll beginning to know your

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Speaker 1: epidermist so well, you should also get to know me well,

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Speaker 1: I think. And we got a bit of time with

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Speaker 1: each other this afternoon. I'm looking forward to it. I've

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Speaker 1: already been charting all the moles that I'll be slicing

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Speaker 1: off of your epidermis, and I've planned everything accordingly. It

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Speaker 1: should go smoothly.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm glad it's going to go smoothly. I've had

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Speaker 2: moles removed before. This call doesn't feel standard.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I like to go above and beyond. I

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Speaker 1: find that most of the people and my profession into

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Speaker 1: not really love their job as much as I do,

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Speaker 1: and I have a deep affinity for the epidermis and

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Speaker 1: all things epidermis, and so I like to put in

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Speaker 1: the extra effort, especially to make my clients feel comfortable.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you are coming in for me to lance

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Speaker 1: things off of your epidermis, okay, photos several times. Oh,

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Speaker 1: and the moles are so asymmetrical, it's very impressive. Rick,

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Speaker 1: Has anybody told you that your epidermis has impressive moles?

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Speaker 2: No, because that's weird.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh it is. I was also shocked with how

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Speaker 1: impressive they were, if that's what you're saying. The one

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Speaker 1: on your shoulder, I've named it Josephine, and I can't

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Speaker 1: wait to lop her off.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what that means, Josephine.

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Speaker 1: That would be the mole that's on your left shoulder.

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Speaker 1: Her and I are going to have a little conversation today,

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Speaker 1: aren't we. I'm excited to lean in and whisper to

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Speaker 1: her bye bye before slicing her off of your epidermis.

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Speaker 2: Lean lean in and tell her goodbye before slicing her.

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Speaker 2: Are you some sort of Hannibal lecter of epidermaology? What

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Speaker 2: the hell?

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Speaker 1: Oh? No, I just take a lot of passion for

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Speaker 1: my job, and I just didn't. I enjoy what I do,

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Speaker 1: and I love the epidermists, and I love cleaning off.

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Speaker 1: I love cleaning off the dirty little nodules on the

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Speaker 1: epidermists because the epidermists should be clean and free of

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Speaker 1: dirty little nodules. Don't you think.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're saying? This is creepy, man.

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying is your epidermis has some dirty little

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Speaker 1: nodules that need to be taken care of, and I

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Speaker 1: have just a knife to do it.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure you're a licensed doctor? You sound like

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Speaker 2: some deranged phone sex operator. There is no way that

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Speaker 2: I am coming into your office today or ever is

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Speaker 2: it away from me?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. So I'm a little confused that you're

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Speaker 1: having some surgery nerves. Is there another reason that you

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Speaker 1: won't be making the appointment today because I was looking

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Speaker 1: forward to meeting Josephine and Josephine meeting my blade.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I mean I was a little nervous, but

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Speaker 2: I was fine until I talked to you. But you're psychopath, bro,

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Speaker 2: I'm not. No. No, you should lose your license. You

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Speaker 2: should be arrested. My mold. Josephine meeting your blade. You're

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Speaker 2: soopath medical procedure. What is wrong with your hair?

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Speaker 1: Rick?

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Speaker 3: This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a

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Speaker 3: phone rank on you and your wife sets you up.

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Speaker 1: No, it's a joke.

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Speaker 3: She said that you had an appointment today to get

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Speaker 3: some moles removed, and you get nervous about stuff like that,

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Speaker 3: and she wanted me to creep you out.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's that's really funny.

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Speaker 1: We'll kiss Josephine goodbye this afternoon. Okay, wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with Jubal phone pranks