1 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:08,760 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's changing the fragrance game with 2 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:12,039 Speaker 1: a new Yankee candle called Scent Overload. 3 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 2: What is that? 4 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:17,280 Speaker 1: The candle that smells like an entire Yankee candle store 5 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 1: all in walls. 6 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,840 Speaker 2: It's like in everything bagel, but for candle. 7 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:28,120 Speaker 1: Mixes cranberry, vanilla, cinnamon, fish, cheese, and bonfire all into 8 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: one overpowering, eye watering scent by it exclusively now with 9 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 1: Laser Stories, a segment where we read weird news stories 10 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:39,600 Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've. 11 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 3: Got a laser. 12 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 1: There's other wick tricks, just don't This first laser story 13 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 1: is out of why am I not surprised? 14 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:50,880 Speaker 3: A twenty one year old woman named Yasmine. 15 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,640 Speaker 1: Erazo was caught super speeding at one hundred and seven 16 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 1: miles per hour recently, where the posted speed limit in 17 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 1: the area was fifty five. 18 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 2: Just so flat and straight, you know, good music. 19 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 1: And this all happened close to midnight, around eleven fifty 20 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:12,760 Speaker 1: two pm. And when the officer asked why she was 21 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,680 Speaker 1: driving so fast, she said just two words back to him, 22 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 1: and those words were pizza. 23 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 2: Pizza. 24 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 1: Oh. But she explained she was desperately trying to make 25 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 1: it to Little Caesar's before they closed at midnight. 26 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,160 Speaker 2: Little Caesars is so good. 27 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 4: I got it. 28 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:31,960 Speaker 3: I mean, I love that place. 29 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:36,120 Speaker 1: Apparently she loves their crazy bread so much she couldn't 30 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,840 Speaker 1: bear to wait another day for it. 31 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 4: Did Andler Dessert pizza is like the best out of 32 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 4: them all. 33 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, totally. 34 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 1: Yasmine is facing a charge of dangerous and excessive speeding under. 35 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 3: A new Florida law that went in too affect July. First, 36 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 3: they didn't. 37 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 4: Give her a police escort to Little Caesar's to make 38 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 4: sure she made no flivent. 39 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 3: Truly shameful. 40 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,279 Speaker 1: The penalties for a first defense include up to thirty 41 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 1: days in jail, a fine of up to five hundred 42 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: dollars or both. 43 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 3: It's not clear. 44 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 1: Which one she's going to be receiving, but at least 45 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: it was for a worthy cause, and she never got 46 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 1: the pizza she didn't get, yas mean. This next laser 47 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:20,359 Speaker 1: story is out of Canada. A man named Harmon Topknot 48 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 1: decided he was going to take a city bus out 49 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 1: on a joy ride. 50 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 3: A new hipster. 51 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 2: Yeah totallyamed himself. 52 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:31,079 Speaker 4: Absolutely whatever you like him, get behind the wheel, Harmon. 53 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 3: One problem with that idea. 54 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:37,240 Speaker 1: There were other passengers on board, okay, and that didn't 55 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,480 Speaker 1: matter to Harmon. Once the real bus driver stopped at 56 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 1: a terminal for a quick restroom break, Harmon grabbed his hat, 57 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,800 Speaker 1: hopped in the front seat and started driving. 58 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 2: Glad he put the hat on. It makes it officially 59 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 2: the hat totally. 60 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 1: For the next forty five minutes, he made several stops 61 00:02:57,919 --> 00:03:01,080 Speaker 1: on the route, allowing passengers to get on and off 62 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,080 Speaker 1: where they normally would. 63 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 3: Oh he was being responsible. 64 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: Harmon even maneuvered tricky turns that are challenging for the 65 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 1: most experienced of bus drivers. 66 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, does Harmon. 67 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 2: Have it hidden talent as a bus driver. 68 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,640 Speaker 1: In the end, he was forced to pull over by 69 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,560 Speaker 1: authorities and was arrested. When police rushed to the bus, 70 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:23,240 Speaker 1: they expected to find extensive damage or injured passengers, but 71 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:27,639 Speaker 1: there wasn't a ding on the vehicle, and no passengers 72 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: were even aware that Harmon wasn't the real driver. 73 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,519 Speaker 2: They imagine they'd be like cheering for him driving so well. 74 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 2: Oh wow, incredible. 75 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: Police spokesperson said, it's comical, but at the same time 76 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: it is serious. 77 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 3: We're thankful nobody was hurt. 78 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 1: After Harmon was booked, there's a rumor that bus management 79 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: approached him for a full time gig once he gets out, 80 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: so it. 81 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 2: Is not easy to find a good bus driver. 82 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll have to wait and see what happens. This 83 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 1: next laser story is out of Holiday headquarters. 84 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,080 Speaker 3: Yea, I love it. 85 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 1: Isn't there a tool that makes unwrapping candy canes easier? 86 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 2: Maybe it's because it's that difficult. It's pretty hard unless 87 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:07,839 Speaker 2: you snap them. 88 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:14,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be because most people only eat one 89 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: every few years or so. But what about if you're 90 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 1: the type that eats them daily year round? 91 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, and I just think you stock up for the year. 92 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, dude, it is a fun thing to 93 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 4: hold with a handle on the mind. 94 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,160 Speaker 3: Aund there are people who really love them that much. 95 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:36,000 Speaker 1: And I know that because the candy company Brox has 96 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:43,599 Speaker 1: created a limited edition candy cane opener. It looks like 97 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:47,680 Speaker 1: a little plastic pocket lighter and the idea is you 98 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 1: stick the long end in. Oh my, and apparently it's 99 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,600 Speaker 1: able to cut the wrapper open for you. 100 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,479 Speaker 2: I can see how. It's like a little a pencil 101 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 2: sharpener looking. 102 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really glad we've never heard of scissors. 103 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 1: Yes, it's a little unclear whether you twist it like 104 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 1: a handheld pencil sharpener, if there's a button that. 105 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:11,960 Speaker 3: You push or something. 106 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:16,039 Speaker 1: Either way, they do say it's fast and totally mess free. 107 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 3: I'm assuming it's like a razor. 108 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 4: I'm imagining in the next Hallmark movie, like the guy 109 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,240 Speaker 4: pulls out the cutter from the girl, and that's what 110 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 4: they mean instead of a lighter. 111 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:28,600 Speaker 3: That I got your girl. 112 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:29,240 Speaker 4: Yeah. 113 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:32,720 Speaker 1: The opener also doubles as a Christmas tree ornament, so 114 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 1: you can have it hanging next to your candy canes 115 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,279 Speaker 1: and it'll be there on hand whenever you get a craving. 116 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:41,600 Speaker 2: I would not recommend you putting your finger in that hole. 117 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:45,679 Speaker 1: No, if you want one, they're going on sale Monday. 118 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 1: You can find the link up on our Brook and 119 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:51,320 Speaker 1: Jeffrey insta stories. Each one sells for five bucks and 120 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 1: they even come with a free box of candy cans. 121 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 2: Okay, making holiday shopping easier. 122 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 3: For the fine Laser story is out of the name Nook. 123 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,600 Speaker 1: The name Nook a new poll ass do you think 124 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:09,880 Speaker 1: that you are above or below average at pronouncing other 125 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 1: people's names correctly? 126 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 2: Below? 127 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:16,520 Speaker 4: If there's a negative, I'm there. 128 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,040 Speaker 3: I'm not perfect. 129 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, thirty percent said they're above average, fifty five percent 130 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 1: said they're around average, seven percent admit they're below average. 131 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:27,600 Speaker 3: Maybe I'm in the middle. 132 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,120 Speaker 4: I think it's because my name was so simple to 133 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 4: pronounce that I never thought. 134 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:33,960 Speaker 2: See you know what I mean, Like, I never had 135 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 2: to try. 136 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,120 Speaker 3: And my name is. 137 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 1: I have a dad with a very thick accent, so 138 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:40,159 Speaker 1: hard to figure out what people are. 139 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:43,280 Speaker 2: Saying, trying to say a lot. That's a strength. Now, yeah, it. 140 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,560 Speaker 3: Actually helps me sometimes. 141 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,839 Speaker 1: So one of the top common names everybody pronounces wrong. 142 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:55,160 Speaker 3: One of them is Lewis Yeah o U I s yea. 143 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:59,200 Speaker 1: Is it Lewis who works a regular job or Louis 144 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,800 Speaker 1: who sells cigarettes out of the trunk of his car. 145 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,560 Speaker 1: I do have a friend of Louis that spells it 146 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,560 Speaker 1: that way. 147 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,000 Speaker 3: Next up, Rory. 148 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 1: It should just be Rory, but the good people from 149 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,600 Speaker 1: Boston ruined that with ror. 150 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 3: And this one's interesting. Zoey is that mispronounced. 151 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:23,320 Speaker 1: I've never met anybody named Zooey, but supposedly they do exist. 152 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:27,880 Speaker 4: So Zoe's texted, does anyone ever call you zooey? 153 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 1: Apparently there are Zoey's, though, that's a real pronunciation, so 154 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,480 Speaker 1: you just gotta be careful, and last, but not least, 155 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:39,160 Speaker 1: the crown jewel of names, Jeffrey. 156 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 2: Well, if it's spelled. 157 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 1: Be easy, but not so fast. The pretentious people named 158 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:52,120 Speaker 1: Jeoffrey yikes, ruining it for us. But let's say I 159 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:55,440 Speaker 1: wanted everybody to call me that, I'd still only be 160 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:58,800 Speaker 1: the second most pretentious person on this show regarding their name. 161 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 3: Because this guy's real name is Humper. 162 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 1: But he only requested to be said in a French 163 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:07,200 Speaker 1: accent because it turns him off. 164 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 3: Jose, Look what you're doing to him. Now he's exited. 165 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,120 Speaker 1: He's going to be sweating the rest of the day. 166 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 1: That sala means Laser Stories has come to an end 167 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:20,239 Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Monday, 168 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:20,920 Speaker 1: Brooke 169 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,960 Speaker 4: And Jeffrey in the morning.