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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Naser, Here's Nicky. Hello here I am.

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Speaker 1: It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. How y'all doing out there, Nicky Glazer,

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Speaker 1: I am in St. Louis, Missouri with Andrew Colin. It's Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: where in my apartment just live in the life. Does

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Speaker 1: your coffee bugs say Brenna on it? Oh? I guess so. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's her company's mug. That's nice. I thought you just

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Speaker 1: like had your girlfriend's name on your coffee mug And

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Speaker 1: I'm drinking my own tears that I think when I

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Speaker 1: think about her. Uh yeah, No, I mean you know,

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Speaker 1: I love it. Yett Yeah? What are what? What is?

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Speaker 1: Because it keeps it cold, it keeps it hot. Yetti's. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's just so much fluids in here. It's enough water

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Speaker 1: in here to fucking kill a camel. But there's so

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Speaker 1: many there's nalgenes that have that much fluid to like,

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Speaker 1: what is it about a Yetti that has sounds cool?

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Speaker 1: It does? It's like Yetti's coolers though, Like don't they

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Speaker 1: make cooler brands? And now suddenly when you say Yetti,

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Speaker 1: it's like it means something else. Oh yeah, I guess, so,

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Speaker 1: I guess kleen X makes other things. But we all

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Speaker 1: know when you say can I get a clean X,

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Speaker 1: no one's talking about like their brand of paper towels

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Speaker 1: or well, you know, I don't know what else does

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Speaker 1: clean X make. Clean X makes. I think they make coolers.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea. I really have no idea what

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Speaker 1: else they make. I I always I think people think

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Speaker 1: of If you asked, I bet people think of clean

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Speaker 1: X is just a tissue? Yeah, isn't a brand name?

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Speaker 1: Dumpster is a brand name? What band aid is a

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Speaker 1: brand name? Band aid? Yes, band aids? What do the

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Speaker 1: Brits call them? Plasters? So? Wait what the fund? Is it?

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Speaker 1: Dumpster a trash camp? And you know that the Brits

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Speaker 1: call dumpster is as a brand? Is a brand pliant? No?

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Speaker 1: I was watching um got something British? So I was

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Speaker 1: watching an anatomy of a scandal. Have you guys seen that?

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Speaker 1: Heard of good? It's so um it's good. I love it.

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Speaker 1: It's interesting because there's a lot of like, wait, did

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Speaker 1: he do it? Did she know? Did but he? And

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Speaker 1: there's like really hot people in it. Um good decent acting.

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Speaker 1: But what do I freaking know? You know? I like

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Speaker 1: Cnna Miller a lot, but they keep saying, um, you

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Speaker 1: know this. The main character works in um Parliament and

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Speaker 1: they talk about his diary, but it's really a schedule,

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Speaker 1: you know, a diary if you're like, oh, I'll check

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Speaker 1: my diary to see if I can fit you in

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Speaker 1: for you know, a spot of ta or whatever that.

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Speaker 1: So I was wondering if when the Diary of Ann

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Speaker 1: Frank came out they thought it was this like Anne

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Speaker 1: Frank's schedule. Yeah, from nine to twelve, I'll be quiet

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Speaker 1: in a basement and then I think I'll do the

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Speaker 1: same thing in the afternoon. I mean, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what else he could be doing, say a lift, instead

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Speaker 1: of they say the bin for the I'm gonna throw

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Speaker 1: your some one said I'm gonna throw your diary in

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Speaker 1: this bin. I'd say, thank you. That's a great place

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Speaker 1: to put it to keep it secret. But they would

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Speaker 1: really be saying, I'm gonna throw your schedule in a

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Speaker 1: trash and then I'm going to take the lift. And

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Speaker 1: I'd say, well, we don't have The lift has to

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Speaker 1: be an elevator for us, because there's no other. The

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Speaker 1: lift is just an action. I guess the lift from

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Speaker 1: the airport here l y f T. I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: the elevator. They no, I know, I know, but I was, Oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's what we would think of. I was just

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Speaker 1: shift teen shift lift. What what I've just freaking around?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That was a non sega. The queue

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Speaker 1: they say that instead of lining up in the queue

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Speaker 1: from the bathroom, the it wants to line a line.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, que yeah. And I hate the word way

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Speaker 1: it's spelled que. It's like qui quique. It's like bananas

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Speaker 1: b A. And I hate cheers. I hate the cheers

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Speaker 1: is oh cheers for thank you? Cheers cheers about holiday?

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Speaker 1: I like holiday. I do like holiday for vacation. We're

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Speaker 1: on holiday. But what do they say when it's like

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Speaker 1: it's the holidays season? Do they think it's like summer

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Speaker 1: but they're taking holidays all the time because they don't,

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Speaker 1: and police. Yeah, when was kind of like a fucking

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Speaker 1: vacation this weekend? No you you made it a vacation

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Speaker 1: a little bit, A little bit. Did you see your brother?

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Speaker 1: He's not in the hamps anymore? He sold that Hampy house.

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Speaker 1: I just feel like, you get another one, then you

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Speaker 1: don't get out of the Hampton's forever. You're not allowed. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: is not allowed to leave the Hamptons. But he did,

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Speaker 1: you know, he had a house, He had an apartment

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Speaker 1: in the city, so he had a house in the Hampton's.

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Speaker 1: So that's your getaway right now. He has a house

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Speaker 1: in Connecticut. So go from house to house. You can't

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Speaker 1: go house to house. You can't. You're not allowed. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It a like you guys were on the beach at

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Speaker 1: one point with the truck. You No, I would consider

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Speaker 1: it a holiday. Um, we definitely. Like where did you

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Speaker 1: stay for? You got? You left Thursday? Stay Thursday. Stayed

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Speaker 1: in my friends ten thousand square foot house. I texted

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Speaker 1: So I texted him the day of to freaking just

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Speaker 1: I was gonna stay in a little shitty pool house.

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Speaker 1: Where in the Hamptons. Whose house is that? A different friend,

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Speaker 1: a different rich friend, you ever think of doing a hotel?

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Speaker 1: I did, but they're fucking like a decent hotel in

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Speaker 1: the handpiece is five fifty a night. Yeah, So I

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Speaker 1: stayed forty minutes away from the wedding venue to save

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Speaker 1: was like, Hey, I'm staying in the poolhouse. He's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: would much rather stay in a pool house where I

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Speaker 1: know we don't have to talk to anyone, then stay

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Speaker 1: on the in there. No, it was there, but this

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Speaker 1: lot of people make jokes a ten th square foot house.

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Speaker 1: It gets a little honey hunty in there, a little haunted.

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Speaker 1: Too many rooms, too many rooms, too many weird. Rich

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Speaker 1: people put up drawings and pictures of people that aren't

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Speaker 1: these weird drawings that they don't know. These people, the

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Speaker 1: Well maybe they're well, first of all, they rent this

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Speaker 1: and you got scared of ghosts. I mean, Brandon was scared,

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Speaker 1: me to not fight this little troll. Do you just

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Speaker 1: are you taking up space? Yeah? We had one room

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Speaker 1: which they pronounced girl instead of girl, but they do

425
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 1: this part where it's like and they got to kick

426
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 1: out of it because they were saying, but it sounds

427
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,960
Speaker 1: like and then you know, in Lady Gaga's poker Face,

428
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 1: she says pop poker face, pop poker face, but she's

429
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 1: really saying if you listen, it says fucker face fuck

430
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,919
Speaker 1: her face. Yeah, And it's secret things that they put in.

431
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 1: There's even one in Britney spears um slave for you

432
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 1: and it goes uh in safe she says, I can't.

433
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to. But there's some part of it

434
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 1: that has like some it's almost like the Disney things

435
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,639
Speaker 1: where it's a dirty lyric instead which one it is.

436
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 1: But no, I don't think the caption guys having fun.

437
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 1: I think he's reading the script, which is for producers.

438
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 1: You know. Part of me and sometimes thought to close

439
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 1: captions was just a guy going you know what I mean,

440
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 1: Like it's always just like a live guy going debates. Yeah,

441
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: I always wondered how they get the closed captions in there,

442
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 1: like how that even works on it's someone going off

443
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 1: of a script usually if it's something that's scripted, and

444
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 1: then if it's I think that I think a lot

445
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,879
Speaker 1: of it is AI just like hearing it because you know,

446
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 1: one you can do it on your phone. You can

447
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,199
Speaker 1: do it with Siri. I'm wondering though. But even in

448
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 1: the nineties, when you know, like before computers were so advanced,

449
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 1: I remember you could turn the close captions on for

450
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 1: The Simpsons and I would watch it with I think

451
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 1: they would have people, but the Simpsons wasn't live you

452
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,920
Speaker 1: they actually had people type it out because I think

453
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,160
Speaker 1: I knew some people like in the two thousands when

454
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 1: I lived in l A who would do that for

455
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 1: timp jobs is like close captioning, oh for live stuff,

456
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,199
Speaker 1: not live stuff like tape stuff. They they you know

457
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 1: before it airs, but you know when you do. I'm wondering.

458
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 1: I see it all the time on these reels and

459
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 1: on TikTok, mostly on Instagram reels where it will have

460
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: it will caption it for you. Are you not able

461
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,479
Speaker 1: to go in and correct what you can? You can?

462
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 1: Why does everyone not do that? Well? It depends on

463
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 1: curse words. On curse words are just random words. I

464
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 1: know you can do it certain certain ones you can

465
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: do it. Another one I don't think. I've never done it,

466
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: but I can't imagine. They don't have a way to

467
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 1: edit it. They go, we'll get this right as much

468
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: as possible, and then you can go back in and

469
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: change it. No one does. People are lazy, including oh

470
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: my god, I've done it before where I haven't changed it.

471
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,880
Speaker 1: It doesn't seem to make that big of a deal.

472
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 1: But yes, it definitely does. It make sense. I think

473
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: at this point, I think, honestly, I think now close

474
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 1: captions and visuals are so ingrained in us that it's like, okay,

475
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,199
Speaker 1: make it nice, make it right, like a lot of

476
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: people are now doing it, like even like there are

477
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 1: people called deaf people who actually rely on it to

478
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:18,479
Speaker 1: make sense or since if as you would write it,

479
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 1: of what of what you're saying? Why are you rubbing that?

480
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm thinking of Dr Klein. God his

481
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,679
Speaker 1: asked or didn't want me no, But like even like

482
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 1: a comic like Gary Goldman, you put up a thing

483
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 1: of his. And for some reason, I think Gary Goldman,

484
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: I think he would never like he wouldn't put the

485
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 1: captions because there's something about, you know, stand up that

486
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have to read it like you know, it

487
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 1: kind of takes away the medium. But he did it perfectly,

488
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 1: like you know. He took time because he's like me.

489
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: I can't stand I tell my people who we learn

490
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 1: Lizzo go very mad about the way that you do

491
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: the dance for the I'm gonna need a sentiment am

492
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: and a woman to pump me uh fuzzy um. But

493
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: I want to say that like Gary is like me.

494
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: There's something that bugs me so much and every comedian

495
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 1: needs to do. If you're listening comedians and you make

496
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,719
Speaker 1: clips of your stand up, you're doing yourself a disservice.

497
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,679
Speaker 1: If you give the punchline away before you say it.

498
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: The words should not appear on the screen until you say,

499
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 1: there's a thing called timing in comedy that is essential

500
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: to the joke being as funny as possible. And when

501
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 1: I read fast, and so do a lot of people,

502
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 1: I read the joke before people say it, and I

503
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: go oh, and there's a part of you that goes,

504
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: I know where this is going even though you didn't.

505
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 1: You read it ahead of the person saying it, and

506
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: it ruins it for you. I mean in Veep, I

507
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 1: watch it all the time where I see the joke

508
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 1: before they say it, and that's I allow that because

509
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 1: that's TV. It's not like the If the writers were

510
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 1: doing the close captions, they would be more emphatic about it.

511
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,880
Speaker 1: But I can't stand when you know, outsource my captions

512
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 1: and it just pops up because I want I wanted to.

513
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 1: It builds to like you don't know where this is going,

514
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: and now you do if you just write the whole

515
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 1: sentence out. I don't know. Maybe some people are slower

516
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: readers and it actually does time out right. No. I

517
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: think it also depends on your stand up. If you know,

518
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: some people speak so slowly that their joke that is

519
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: a minute long might have you know, forty words, so

520
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: it's easy to type out. Essentially, it's easy to time

521
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: it out if you have a lot of words. Harder

522
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,439
Speaker 1: to type, harder to write, harder to you know, some

523
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: people do it in clumps. Whatever. This is all technically

524
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 1: set up can be set ups. Fine, you're doing a punchline.

525
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: You need the dot dot dot boom right on the

526
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: right on the time you say yeah, well you say it.

527
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: You say it the way for a reason, like you

528
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 1: might be like, no, I don't pay attention to that stuff.

529
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 1: You do you do and noise. Yeah. So bottom line

530
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 1: is I got a laser facial. Yeah, so you have

531
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 1: the laser facial. You go in, the draw the blood,

532
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: they whip it around. Then they come back in and she, um,

533
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: it hurts so fucking bad. They put um numbing cream

534
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: on my face that's just now wearing off, and um

535
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: they rub it all over your face and then your

536
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: your face is numb and tingly. And then she comes

537
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 1: in and does micro needling, which is it's like no, no, no,

538
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 1: there's like it's a machine, but I'm guessing it has

539
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: a bunch of needles on it and it just like

540
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 1: like penetrates your skin all over. So it just kind

541
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: of like almost like tattooing kind of. No, no, no,

542
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: it's just it's poking needles and so it's just poking holes.

543
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: I'm guessing I don't know how it exactly works, but

544
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,959
Speaker 1: I know that it's like needles everywhere, and then they

545
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: take your plasma and rub it in the open ones.

546
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: Was there a part of your face where you're like,

547
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: I can't stand this, Oh, the forehead because there's no

548
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 1: fat there. It's just like bone on skin. I think

549
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: it's really relates to I know I'm such a skinny forehead, um,

550
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: but my cheeks are easier. But because there's more padding.

551
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: I yeah, it's a little bit more bone. You got

552
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 1: a laser to, right or no? Well, like I just

553
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: call it laser because it just looks like it just

554
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: is an easy way to say that your face looks

555
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: all fucked up. But I got it was microanilia. There's

556
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: no laser and bold, but I used to get lasers. Yeah,

557
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: there is a laser thing as well. I've heard, well

558
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: there's tons of yeah. Yeah, I mean I get some

559
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: stuff done to. Yeah, you get it done to. I

560
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: actually just ordered my first balding spray. Yeah. Force it's

561
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: like road gains fit aside and mock so I don't

562
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,479
Speaker 1: know the words. They're both big foam. It's a spray

563
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: and when when do you put it on? You just

564
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 1: put on four times, four sprays a day, like one

565
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: time for sprays. And where did you hear about it? Instagram?

566
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: Late last night Instagram Hymns is the name of the brand? Yes, yes, yes,

567
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: and I don't We'll see what happens. I'm sure my

568
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: face will fall off and grow hair or just keep

569
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 1: the hair that you have. It regrows, it should regrow

570
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: and thicken. So a lot of times it's you know,

571
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: oral whatever, the finicide or whatever, and there's side effects

572
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: of um, your dick doesn't work. I've already gone through

573
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: that was loft. I'm not going to put a pill

574
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: in my mouth that's gonna affect my cock because my

575
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: cock is finally back. It's back to normal teenager level. Yeah,

576
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 1: small and pathetic. But the spray despray, I don't know.

577
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: We'll see what happens. I'm like, why not, it's not

578
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 1: that expensive, it's not crazy. Yeah, And I used to

579
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: do I used to do and I don't PRP. I've done,

580
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:43,719
Speaker 1: you know, neutrapuls falling out or was this, this was preventative.

581
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: It was no, it was hormonal. I mean during the pandemic,

582
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: my hair was it was it was like really, I know,

583
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 1: we didn't hang out much during the pandemic. It was awful.

584
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: I had a lot in the shower I had I

585
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: would do like wall art with my hair in the shower.

586
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: I had like opestries of like I would do like

587
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 1: horses and like it looked like a cave from the

588
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: Mesolithic period. Insane about hair. I am. Oh, it was.

589
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: It was the worst time of my life. And I

590
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: have so much empathy for anyone whose hairs. My mom's

591
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: going through, like you know, stressful hair loss, like it

592
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: sucks every I wouldn't take showers because every time I

593
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: did it would fall out so much. But when you

594
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 1: stopped showering, or when you stop, I wouldn't wash my

595
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: hair because so much would come out. It would be

596
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: like so um traumatizing. But then when you skip showering

597
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: or when you skip washing your hair more falls out

598
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: because it's just like releasing. So it's just every single

599
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: time I would just go and I would put it

600
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: up on the wall and I go, Bob, look, I'm

601
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: not crazy. And then one time, my I came home

602
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: from doing Jimmy Kimmel Live like guest toasting, and I

603
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: remember I like came back into my parents else and

604
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: I like greeted my dogs and I like was rolling

605
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: around on the ground with them and they were all stepping,

606
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: and I remember while he stepped on my hair and

607
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: like ripped out ten strands. And what went from like

608
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: I just had this amazing day and like weekend or

609
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: like I just accomplished this thing that you know, I

610
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: thought my career was over, and then suddenly during the

611
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: summer I get to ghost guest host Jimmy Kimmel. I

612
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 1: was inconsolable. I just couldn't believe that, like, in addition

613
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: to all my hairs falling out naturally, something pulled out

614
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: like ten ten. Like it was it was the worst

615
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: thing that's ever happened. I know that sounds crazy. It

616
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: was honestly one of the worst thing I would have rather.

617
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: I told my dad. I was like, I'd rather my

618
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: arm fall get cut off. I'm not. I wasn't joking.

619
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: Like it was that deficitting to me that just the

620
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: idea that something that didn't need to go went when

621
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: I was just so it was just like all so

622
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: now I never lay on the ground with the dogs

623
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: because if they stepped on my hair in a weird way,

624
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: I like know that I'll just lose my fucking mind.

625
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: I remember, I remember when my hair start did fall out.

626
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: A lot of it was stress related. I remember being

627
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: the shower and having like clumps. For some reason, my

628
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: hair is like stayed kind of this. I don't remember

629
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: the longer. It just was thicker. It was just thicker.

630
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: You know your hair falls out probably now, and then

631
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: it just falls out of your hair because it's long hair.

632
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: That's why girls, and especially if your hair is curlier

633
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: or more textured, when it falls out, it just stays

634
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: in there until you wash it and then you run

635
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: your hands through and that's when it all comes out.

636
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: Whereas if you're someone with straight like hair, that kind

637
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: of it's falling out throughout the day in a way

638
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: that others aren't. So maybe it is falling I don't

639
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: even realize it. But as a woman, as a woman,

640
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: you know, it's like you go bald as it's not

641
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: supposed to happen to women. It's a you know that

642
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: look like bald spot that you can be like oh,

643
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's alopecia, which almost would I don't want

644
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: to minimize alopecia at all, but at least when you

645
00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: have like a bald spot, you can be like something

646
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 1: is wrong. But when it's all falling out everywhere and

647
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: your hair is just like thin and like you can

648
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 1: like see through on your scalp, it just feels different

649
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: than like my friend Sara Lena used to have a

650
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 1: bald spot and it would just be one area. Or

651
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 1: my one friend has tricket to lamnia and she has

652
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: one area that's just a bald patch right behind her ear,

653
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,919
Speaker 1: and she could kind of flip her hair and show it. Devastating.

654
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:25,280
Speaker 1: For sure, there's something about it being concentrated as opposed

655
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 1: to like when it's everywhere concentrated. No, I don't think

656
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,720
Speaker 1: it is. I think that's your everything. I'm not trying

657
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: to but no, no, no, I think you're right. I

658
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: just read about it because Will Smith. I was like,

659
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: what is out? Oh my god, it's horrible. Jeff Ross

660
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: came out about it after and he hit it for

661
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: years on the road, and a year later he was

662
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: bald ye and he lied about and said it was

663
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: just a choice. He had no eyebrows. He suddenly, as

664
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 1: a comedian couldn't make it like his eyebrows. It's weird

665
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: to show like you expressions, you know. He suddenly was

666
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 1: just robbed of like how he emots and how he

667
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: looks on stage, and like it was devastating. He had

668
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: to lie about it. He was like, I lied on

669
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: Roguan about it. I just said it was like a choice,

670
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: and it was like not a choice. His hair just

671
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 1: started falling out out of fucking nowhere. And and then

672
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: he wrote this. He came out about it because of

673
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 1: the oscars, because he had full on like dreads the

674
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: year before, and then he was completely bald the next

675
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: his alopecia. Yeah, and he he says that, you know,

676
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 1: he knows a lot of people that have it, that stuff,

677
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: that wear wigs, and no one knows people in Hollywood.

678
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: I mean, it's such a shameful thing hair loss that

679
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 1: people don't talk about. But my grandpa used to go,

680
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 1: don't use a towel, don't ever dry your hair with

681
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: a towel because he was bald, and he would have

682
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 1: my grandpa marked. Did he say don't wash your towels

683
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: because you stuck to that you know I'm not dirty anymore, Nikki.

684
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 1: You can't keep bringing it up. That's the old me.

685
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,959
Speaker 1: Brenda does it now and I actually do with something.

686
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 1: But my grandpa Marvin, he would take one he had

687
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: like ten hairs that you don't have anymore, and then

688
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: he would grow it like take around and swirl it around,

689
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: and then it get a little windy. And that bitch

690
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 1: was like Bill Murray and Kingpin. Oh which universe? I

691
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,959
Speaker 1: don't know how universe, and it would just it would

692
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: just start like turning into like a like, um, what's

693
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: that snake? And rattle out of don't ever use a towel. Okay,

694
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: we gotta get to the news first. Oh boy, I

695
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 1: hope you're having all the swells out there. Apparently we

696
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 1: are here. Uh it's Tuesday, folks too. Man. Have you

697
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 1: ever thought about life and think about stuff and then

698
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 1: everything falls apart back to you? Noah? Oh my god,

699
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: you guys are gonna be on the road this weekend.

700
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: Two shows in Boston and then two shows two or

701
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: three shows Connecticut Foxwoods. Really, Oh my god. Two and

702
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: two is the big weekend. Yeah, the will Bat two

703
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 1: shows on I think they're selling well too, so um,

704
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: but get in there. We're doing meet and greets all

705
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: that stuff. Have new merch available um and you can

706
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: as always get our merchandise at Nikki Lazer dot pod

707
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 1: shop dot com or posh nick Lazer dot com. I'm

708
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 1: excited for June eleven because you'll be in Phoenix and

709
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: I'm going to come see you guys. Oh, we should

710
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:40,800
Speaker 1: do a live time. That would be so fun. Maybe

711
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 1: maybe put it out in the world, just throwing it

712
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: out there world, passing it out. Okay, what's the news story? Okay,

713
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 1: first story, I think you're gonna love. I think I

714
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: know what it is. Rabid fire. You want to No,

715
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to go okay and Arby's huh. An

716
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,439
Speaker 1: Rby's manager was caught urine aiding in the milkshake mix

717
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: on two occasions while under investigation for child pornography. That

718
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 1: is hilarious that I love these while you know the

719
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: things that people do, while the other thing, you know this,

720
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: this is what he's doing. Why he's on bail. You're like, like,

721
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,839
Speaker 1: why the child pornogracy wasn't enough, Let's pay in some milkshakes.

722
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 1: Oh I thought that's included? Oh okay, Oh I see

723
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,760
Speaker 1: I thought you're needed for sexual gratification. Like, I guess

724
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 1: that was like found out. Um, and when officers executed

725
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: a search warrant, they uncovered dozens of photos and videos

726
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: depicting the sexual exploitation of children, as well as the

727
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 1: urine video on his digital devices. Oh, this poor fucking guy.

728
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 1: What made him this way? You know what the funk

729
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 1: happened to? This is what he's into. I mean, I

730
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: know that's the worst thing to go to. There's people

731
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: victimized by this guy, especially people who drink those milkshakes

732
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: and children. Um, but Jesus Christ, what makes someone like this?

733
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I wonder if people were

734
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 1: how did he get caught? Like did people just taste

735
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: the milkshakes? How did it? Well that's what it was.

736
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: While Um, he was being investigated, I guess they uncovered

737
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: fat like from the videos. So oh wait, So what

738
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: came first? The child porn of the milkshakes? Probably the

739
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 1: child pornography he was he was being investigated for child porn,

740
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: and then they found videos of him pissing in the milkshakes. Yes,

741
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:36,280
Speaker 1: oh god, the videos drank those milkshakes and didn't fucking

742
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,720
Speaker 1: know yep. So God, I think this is the best

743
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: vegan um way to get people to go vegan. It's

744
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 1: just say that that, you know what, they might be

745
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 1: pissing in your milkshake. Yeah, I mean, I'm just trying

746
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: to think of if I've ever had any milkshake. I haven't.

747
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: Have you ever had rbs? Oh? Yeah, I used to

748
00:39:54,160 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 1: love the five sting that weird barbecue you saw that?

749
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're right. It is a little vinegar.

750
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh it I get the beef and cheddar there. God,

751
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:14,320
Speaker 1: what a weird order to go to be like mouth watering.

752
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 1: I hate this story. God, I'm sorry, no, but like pissing,

753
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,439
Speaker 1: and and I wonder why no one else saw him

754
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: do it? Like why is anyone ever alone with the

755
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: milksh He's he's manager manager. Oh yeah, God, these people

756
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: cannot help them, so thank god. They can't help themselves.

757
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,479
Speaker 1: They want to get caught. They know they're doing something

758
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 1: wrong and they can't help. But just push it to

759
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: the where someone's going to catch them. I just heard

760
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: he's tough on interviews. Oh my god. And you know,

761
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: like I've said, the child born thing is so fucking weird.

762
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: You guys they don't do it for money. They all

763
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: do it just because they want to provide content for

764
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: other people who are into it. It's all about trading

765
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,439
Speaker 1: and just like lending out. Like that's the weirdest part

766
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: of that whole thing for me for some reason. Did

767
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: you ever know fast food and go? I wonder what

768
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: they're doing to you? And you know what, I think

769
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 1: it's so weird when people find out, you know, what

770
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: goes on behind the scenes, or they go. You know,

771
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:18,479
Speaker 1: the other day, Chris was talking about on this radio

772
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: show that he worked somewhere and he saw them. He

773
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 1: worked at some restaurant and it was really disgusted that

774
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 1: they were washing out you know, the bins that keep

775
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: the food in or the they were washing plates. And

776
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: then the woman took the same sponge and used it

777
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 1: to white wash um the sink and like dump the

778
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 1: pan of like dirty will mop water in there and

779
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 1: then washed it down with them, And I'm like, of

780
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 1: course they're doing that. I just don't if something is microscopic,

781
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: I do not care about microscopic pisss of piss, But

782
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: I assume there's I'm assuming there's grams of piss and

783
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: ship and everything. I need and you can't taste it,

784
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 1: Like you know you can't taste bugs. You're gonna have

785
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: taco bug one time, Taco bell. Yeah, And I swear

786
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: to God, I'm not kidding. I pulled out like a

787
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 1: little tiny bug and it kept moving and I go

788
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 1: it go. It just kept it going. I mean it

789
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: was small enough where I was like, it's not like, no,

790
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: I took the bug out, but you didn't. He as

791
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,399
Speaker 1: seemed like, what's the odds of there being another buck?

792
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,919
Speaker 1: They never Honestly, I don't think it's gross if there's

793
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 1: a bug in my food, I just I only take it.

794
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: I don't want more bugs and I don't want to

795
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 1: eat a bug. I don't care what the bug left behind.

796
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: I assume there's fly ship everywhere. Yeah, but like if

797
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: I can't see it, I don't. I don't care about

798
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 1: what I can't see. Now. Are you afraid to send

799
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 1: things back to someone spinning on it? You ever think

800
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: about that? No, because I'm very nice when I send

801
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 1: things back, and I make it very werare like I

802
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 1: know this isn't your fault, or like back there, I

803
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 1: just like if it's Yeah, No, I'm never scared of

804
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: because usually things I'm ordering, I would be able to

805
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: tell if they spit in it, And if they did

806
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 1: and I can't tell, then I'm then it's fine. The

807
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,240
Speaker 1: piss thing, I think I would be able to tell piss.

808
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to drink with piss in it, but

809
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: I think that if it had even the slightest taste

810
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: of piss, I would not want to. I would not

811
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: just go taste at off. I would just go look

812
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: all the suffer. Oh yeah, it's control piss to come. Yeah,

813
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 1: it definitely is. Okay, but ready for some good news? Sure, Okay.

814
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: The UK's public health services are officially prescribing stand up

815
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: comedy classes two men at risk of suicide from mental

816
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 1: trauma or depression, to push them over the edge. Yeah

817
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: that's what I think. I was like, this is a

818
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: worrible idea. Have you ever bombed? Okay, so they're prescribing

819
00:43:54,760 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 1: comedy classes, yep. After a pilot program proved outrageously success full.

820
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: According to this kind of pilot, like a TV pilot

821
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:05,240
Speaker 1: or like a flying like they tested like a pilot

822
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 1: like they tested it a pilot program. Oh, I thought

823
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: it was a different word in England. I thought pilot

824
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: there meant uh an actual flying right right qu um

825
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: q and on um you Yeah, I mean that's sweet.

826
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 1: I think that. I think anything that is, you know,

827
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: a class, something that people are learning together, something that

828
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,400
Speaker 1: gets a part of your brain working in a different

829
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: way is always helpful for depression. Um, all jokes aside

830
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: a class. That class really did, Like I was very

831
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 1: depressed when I started stand up and I was seeking

832
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: and you really did put all jokes aside when you

833
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 1: started well yeah, I mean I wanted to save them

834
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: for later. And by later, I mean if you want

835
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,439
Speaker 1: to do com Yeah, all jokes inside you should have

836
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: on the paper and the diary. It's so it's anything

837
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: that is social, like making you interact with people and

838
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: like think in a different way and think maybe outside

839
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 1: yourself and support other people. The problem is, is like

840
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: anything the highest, so high from doing well in it

841
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 1: and like doing well in the class, and then you

842
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 1: think you get cards. I got cards made like within

843
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: the first week of like becoming you know, I had

844
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: my first show. Wait, you got cards? Yeah, And you

845
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: want to know what I did? You know what I did?

846
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 1: You know what I did? I had cards made of

847
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 1: just me. I gotta find them it's a drawing of

848
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 1: me with a mustache and my grandpa's hat and the Wookie.

849
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: And then I just put my name on there, no email,

850
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: no phone number. I go, if they're gonna want me,

851
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 1: they're gonna find me. And I just put Andy Shallows

852
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: on there. Wait were you? Was there a presence online

853
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 1: at all of you? Then how would they ever find

854
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: you Andrew through the phone book? Yeah, Shallows, wasn't even

855
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 1: your name. What are you thinking? Did you have a

856
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: MySpace page? I think I had, I think Facebook, But

857
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:07,959
Speaker 1: it was absurd to think I'm going to be off

858
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: the radar whatever my whole is. The depression was so

859
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: like it was cued kind of. And then if you

860
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 1: don't get success, boy does it come back strong. Yeah.

861
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 1: I think this is more not like turning men into

862
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: comedians like the press people. It's more about like just

863
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 1: giving them a fun thing to do. Well, here, here's

864
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: how it works. So it's a it's a woman who

865
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 1: founded the course. Um It says that trauma victims are

866
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: encouraged to process their trauma in a different way so

867
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 1: they can change who the victim is and choose the narrative.

868
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: They can actually go right down into it. This is

869
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 1: what I was thinking, and then this happened to me.

870
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: This enable survivors to consciously use comedy to change their

871
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 1: perspective on their experiences, but also puts them in a

872
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 1: physically powerful position, because being on stage is very powerful.

873
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: Oh I like that. Um, so they're probably like learning

874
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: how to make that's like a class about rape jokes, yeah,

875
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 1: or like rape or like anything horrible that happened. Do

876
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: you car crash killed three people? It's just funny, you know.

877
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: I mean if you do keep telling your story that

878
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 1: it can't be funny. I mean we do that all

879
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: the time. And then we're like, you gotta be depressed

880
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: about that. It's too sad to make funny. It's going

881
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: to be allowed to be funny. Yeah, well, it should

882
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: be allowed to be funny. But I also think that

883
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: some people just cannot not be funny about things, and

884
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: then they never feel sad and they just they need

885
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: a different class. They need just regular therapy where they

886
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 1: perform a couple of therapy today. And we got there

887
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: and we're in the waiting room when we sign in

888
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: and we're like, wait, we're both so tired. He like

889
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 1: literally is like putting his head in my lap and

890
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 1: we're just like, can we just like sleep here? And

891
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: I had to crawl out of bed to get to it,

892
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 1: and because I got my micro needling, then I went

893
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: back to bed because I was just like, oh, you

894
00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: know sibling number. And then I open ears, got into

895
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: the I drove it's like thirty minutes away. I drove there,

896
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: got there, and uh, we are waiting and waiting, waiting,

897
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 1: and then we're starting to like just talk about things

898
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 1: like in the waiting room that almost like like pregaming

899
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: or therapy. And then she is not coming out and

900
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: she's very prompt usually and then um she we call

901
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 1: her and then she calls us back and it's like, oh,

902
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 1: did you get my email? I couldn't do that time.

903
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,879
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, why are we doing this?

904
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 1: And then we we Chris. She was on speaker, and

905
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 1: he goes, I just want to let you know, like

906
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: this might end us like the drama. This like it

907
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: was funny because she was like, oh. She was like, well,

908
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it next time, you can be honest.

909
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,399
Speaker 1: That goes back to the thing of like, now you're

910
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: dealing with this late whatever. Her not showing up as

911
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 1: a couple, and it does bring like, now you have

912
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: this thing that brings you together. You can talk about

913
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 1: the lady not showing up, and it instantly can remove

914
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: any kind of other ship. Man. I love a tired boyfriend.

915
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 1: I love when you're like boyfriend usually like in control

916
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:09,439
Speaker 1: and like you know, like running the show and which

917
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: is very hot. When he's just a baby and he's

918
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 1: just like, oh he's tired and he's I just love it.

919
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: I just want him to what about like a lazy

920
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:23,319
Speaker 1: kind of droll guy. Um, I just want him to.

921
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: I like vulnerability. I like when when I think, I

922
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: think when guys or anyone gets tired, they're just more

923
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: like I'm just like, I can't be cool right now.

924
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 1: Like they're not going to be defensive. They're not like

925
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking for myself to like, I think I

926
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: maybe get more defensive when I'm tired because something I

927
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: don't know what happens when I'm tired. Huh cranky cranky, yeah,

928
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: I mean getting There's just something when when guys, my boyfriend,

929
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: I like him the most when he's like I like

930
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 1: you the most when you're tired too, because you're just

931
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 1: like you say, like silly things and you're just like,

932
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm tired, and then you just say

933
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 1: funny like because you're not, there's no it takes away

934
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: any ability for you to try to be cool or

935
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,399
Speaker 1: try to hold hold in something that wants to come out.

936
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 1: And if you're tired in a good mood, it's just

937
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 1: there's nothing but like genuine like happiness and like love

938
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: emanating from men. I think they just get It's almost

939
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: like that post orgasm, like damn, Like they're just kind

940
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: of like jelly and from people smoke weed. You know

941
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 1: you smoke weed. You're just like it's not everyone everybody,

942
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 1: but yes, there's something there's A tired guy will never

943
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: reven engine, you know, like that back to like, yeah,

944
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: you can't be kid. Takes so much effort, so much,

945
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: so much anger, so much like rage to be kid,

946
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,879
Speaker 1: it's so ego egos dropped when you're tired, so you're

947
00:50:54,920 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: not kid. Yes, oh my god, I just like I

948
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:05,439
Speaker 1: just there's something about and even like children, like when

949
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: Poppy is like sick and she just gets like toddly

950
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: and it's just like just like I guess I just

951
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 1: like being needed and I like something that is like

952
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 1: not going to require a lot of I mean, I

953
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: guess kids that are sick require more attention, but they're

954
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: just like they don't want to play, they just want

955
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: to Like could I might? I might be a woman

956
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: that like the munch House and thing where you like

957
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 1: keep your kids and your family sick so they need you.

958
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:32,439
Speaker 1: Although I always say that Chris loves Chris's favorite thing

959
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: is helping people, and I was saying too. I was

960
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: driving back from this wedding with his dad and him

961
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 1: in the car and I was talking to I was

962
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 1: talking about, like we have of some friends who are

963
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 1: like building a house with a guest house and all

964
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,760
Speaker 1: this stuff, and I'm like they must be like fucking

965
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 1: killing it money wise, and Chris is like, you could

966
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 1: do that, and I'm like, no, I couldn't buy build

967
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 1: a that big of a house with a guesthouse in

968
00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 1: a pool and a pickleball court and all. And He's like, yeah,

969
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 1: you could in that neighborhood, Yes you could. And I'm

970
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:04,359
Speaker 1: like I could and he's like, you don't think about

971
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: what you can do with your money and I'm like,

972
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: but I would just feel like this is if my

973
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: mom then dies of cant Or is like getting sick

974
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 1: from cancer and I can't spend all that money on

975
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 1: her for her treatment. And his dad was like, what

976
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: are you talking about this cancer thing? And I go, well,

977
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 1: we're all going to get cancer. I want to be

978
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 1: able to, you know, pay for my parents treatment so

979
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: they don't stress about it, which is always my theory

980
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 1: about saving money. And he's like, don't, don't. Don't live

981
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 1: in the wreckage of your future. You don't live in

982
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: the wreckage of your future. And I was like, I

983
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 1: need to hear that, Mr Convey, thank you. He might

984
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 1: be in with Chris to get a pickleball court. That's

985
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 1: what it sounds like to me. I'm like, that's the

986
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: wreckage of my present is pickleball? Also, what is how

987
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:48,479
Speaker 1: much did cancer if you have good health insurance? Well,

988
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 1: my parents don't, okay, they've Medicaid, Medicare, Okay, So I'll

989
00:52:54,360 --> 00:53:01,359
Speaker 1: say it's probably because thousand, one point six million. No,

990
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 1: I don't think for the best for the best best

991
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: cancer treatment in the world. Text him right now, Dad,

992
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 1: with medicare, If you're talking about five years of cancer

993
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,879
Speaker 1: treatment for the best kind of cancer treatment for let's

994
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 1: say a colon you know what are we looking at.

995
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: I want to be able to go, mom, I got it,

996
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. It's covered. And I don't want

997
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 1: to not be able to do that because I wanted

998
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,280
Speaker 1: a pickleball court, or I wanted a guesthouse that Andrew

999
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: could stay at, you know, and get scared of the

1000
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 1: ghosts in the other rooms. About alopecia too. Yeah, I mean,

1001
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 1: I don't even know what my point was initially, but

1002
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,399
Speaker 1: medicare and got cancer. Okay, I'm gonna we're gonna take

1003
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: Can we take a quick break and then come back

1004
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 1: with reddit. Okay, let's take a quick break because I

1005
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 1: getting sweaty in my mouth, really like nauseous. Maybe no,

1006
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 1: that didn't start there, but I'm gonna figure out what

1007
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 1: your Yeah, maybe I'm having I'm a I'm a victim

1008
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: from my face being you think from hell razor Nicky

1009
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 1: deep deep, I look like if you know you look

1010
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: you look like Speccoli? I do I look like if

1011
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:20,240
Speaker 1: Speccoli married? Uh fucking Tony Hawk. Okay, guys, I gotta

1012
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:25,399
Speaker 1: I gotta go check out my sweaty mouth. And we're

1013
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: back and we're calling Andrew's dad to find out how

1014
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,360
Speaker 1: much cancer treatment is for about five years with colon

1015
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 1: cancer and medicare you know what I don't even know.

1016
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 1: Five years is that seems too long for colon cancer

1017
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: and usually good jam need to be dark about it. Wow,

1018
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: your dad is really pulling a your childhood on you

1019
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 1: right now. Come on, dad, be there for once. You

1020
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:56,240
Speaker 1: know the best thing that's hap Oh he doesn't even okay,

1021
00:54:56,440 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 1: do it before it says this, domer. All it takes

1022
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: is for you to figure out his number is. I

1023
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: think we got all the numbers except three, so you

1024
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: within it would take a thousand tries to get it right. Um,

1025
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 1: and you would get Andrew's up dad. He just got

1026
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: a new hippe running around. Yeah. Well, um, what I

1027
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 1: was gonna say is that I don't have voice outgoing,

1028
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 1: but I don't have voicemail anymore. I don't have outgoing voice.

1029
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: I mean I barely do today, but I don't have

1030
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: voicemail anymore. My phone will not get voicemail messages. You

1031
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 1: don't understand. There's no voicemail to be had, there's no

1032
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 1: number to call, there's nothing to do. My I've set

1033
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 1: put my brother in law on it, who is a

1034
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 1: tech wizard and He's like, I've never seen anything like this.

1035
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 1: I have to go to the store, and I know

1036
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: that's going to be a whole afternoon. So I just

1037
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 1: don't have voicemail anymore. Guess what, don't need it. I

1038
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,839
Speaker 1: have not had voicemail for almost a year. Everyone and

1039
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 1: I am a very busy person. If they want to

1040
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,240
Speaker 1: get in touch with you, they'll find you on my Space.

1041
00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:00,399
Speaker 1: It's almost like that Andy Shallows from business are now

1042
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 1: You're getting the business. No one needs voicemail. Voicemail stupid.

1043
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: Just send me a text if you really need me.

1044
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 1: I haven't checked. I haven't checked my voice going on

1045
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:12,800
Speaker 1: with him. He looks like a little kangaroo Alan Dr Colin, Dad.

1046
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: You're on the podcast right now on Nikki's so people

1047
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 1: are actually listening to it. Um So, Nikki. Nikki has

1048
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 1: a question. Um So, Nikki has some money. She's worried

1049
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 1: that if her parents ever get sick and get cancer,

1050
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 1: that she's gonna need an insane amount of money set

1051
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 1: aside to save their lives. They both have medicare She's

1052
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:40,760
Speaker 1: wondering if they, let's say they got like stage three,

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00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 1: stage four cancer, what are we talking out of pocket?

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00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:46,760
Speaker 1: Cost wise? If I just wanted to go, don't worry

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00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: about it. I got it covered. You don't have to

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00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 1: worry about it. What's it gonna be for like three

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00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 1: years of cancer treatment? Um? You know, I don't know

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00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: what kind of cancer talking about ballpark three years out

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00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: of pocket? Do they have secondary medical insurance? I'm um,

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00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: let's say they don't, so they have Medicare. Let's say no,

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00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 1: but they absolutely need a second Okay, sure they do. Okay,

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00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 1: so if they have a secondary one, what are we

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00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 1: looking at? It's the worst case scenario. Medicare pays. Medicare

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00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 1: doesn't pay for everything. First of all, even so they

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00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 1: say that Medicare pays, there may be additional and probably

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00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 1: will be additional costs. So we're in above Medicare. You

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00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 1: do not want to be responsible for the rest of

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00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 1: How much would that be that? Well, it depends. It

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00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 1: could be the new oncology drugs. Couse, ten thousand dollars

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00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 1: a month, thank you a year. But but listen, I

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00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 1: don't want to scare you. Most of the time, Medicare

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00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: and a secondary will cover most of the costs, but

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00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 1: you must have The major thing to know is you

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00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 1: can't just go on medic here. You must have a

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00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 1: secondary because no one can afford a prolonged significant illness

1076
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 1: that requires uh you know, heavy duty chemotherapy and try

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00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 1: to pay. Just think how much court that would be

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00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 1: over the course of six months, not three years. So

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00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 1: so they need to have secondary uh medical insurance. Okay,

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00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 1: And you and Andrew, even though you're young and healthy,

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00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,919
Speaker 1: both of you need health insurance. Yes, I have health

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00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: insurance to thank you, Thank you, Dr Colin. Is that it?

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00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 1: That's it? How's your head? I didn't want to know

1084
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 1: what I was doing. I finally got into the pool.

1085
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:48,439
Speaker 1: I was doing exercise and yes, I'm feeling good. Yeah,

1086
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 1: so glad to hear it. Alright at the end of

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00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 1: your segment, like you know, I would talk to you

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00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 1: so much longer, but we have to go. We're running

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00:58:56,120 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 1: out of Sorry, there can't be a secondary conversation. Good bye,

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00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: I Love you by famous face. Okay, yeah, so you have.

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00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 1: So they got to get secondary? Is what where we learned?

1092
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 1: And if they don't, yeah, that's what I'm saying. But

1093
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 1: don't live in the wreckage of your future even though

1094
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 1: cancer is imminent. No, but your parents can definitely get

1095
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 1: secondary right now and they already have secondary but two

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00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 1: I just wanted to I just don't know anyone. I

1097
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 1: want them to aple to take ambulances everywhere like Uber's.

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00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 1: I want to be able to get it. Sounds like

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00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 1: your fear is not rational. No offense. I don't mean

1100
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 1: to say something fucked up. But do you think like

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00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 1: the more you talk about it, the more you're going

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00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 1: to will it onto them? God? Will I want to

1103
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 1: get in that whale? You know what I'm saying? No? No, UM,

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00:59:54,680 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, possibly, But I also think that I

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01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,680
Speaker 1: don't know. I would rather have that peace of mind.

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01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 1: It's like having insurance, like me keeping that nest egg

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01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: of money for and I'm doing that as an example

1108
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: of a catastrophe. There are many other things. Maybe their

1109
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 1: house gets infested by swallows and then they're how insurance

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01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 1: doesn't cover it, and their ships and I want to

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01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 1: just go, you know what, don't worry about it. I'll

1112
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: kill two birds. I mean I would kill two these

1113
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 1: down and then I'll kill and I got you covered.

1114
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 1: You don't have to stress about this. I want those

1115
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 1: kinds of like I I keep money away for those

1116
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 1: kind of like rainy day, and I'd rather that than

1117
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 1: buy like a big old house and be like and

1118
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 1: then go like, oh gotta worry. Then I have to

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01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: worry about money again. I just like, I like money

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01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 1: being saved because that and that gives me great pleasure,

1121
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 1: more so than a trampoline. But I guess is like

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01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 1: being very right gets a final thought. Okay, final thought.

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01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 1: We takes us into reddit dump. Okay, this is your

1124
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 1: fine reddit. This is your reddit dump. I love your laugh.

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01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 1: I think people will like this one. Can we go

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01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 1: to the one where the woman's talking the lipstick. Yeah,

1127
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 1: she says how to always choose the correct color lipstick

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01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 1: for your skin tone. Yes, okay, here goes. It's from

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01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 1: masks were coming off in way today. I decided that

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01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 1: I was going to wear lipstick. I read somewhere that

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01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 1: the best shade of lipstick for a woman is the

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01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 1: same color as the nipple. So I took a photo

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01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 1: of the top of my nipple, took it into Mecca

1134
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 1: and picked the lipstick color. And all day my patients,

1135
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 1: my reception stuff, and people are complimenting me on my

1136
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 1: lip color. They're like, Alex, they love that lipshade on you.

1137
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:04,920
Speaker 1: And it's taking everything that I have not to be like, thanks,

1138
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 1: it's the same color as my nipple. You know what

1139
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 1: it did? It made her face a tit. If I

1140
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 1: go like this, my lips have become the nipple of

1141
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 1: my face, it makes yes, I I do not I

1142
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 1: do disagree with what you're saying. I was going to

1143
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:25,560
Speaker 1: say I do not disagree, but I do actually just

1144
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 1: because I understand what you're saying. But I don't think

1145
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 1: it's like it makes sure. I think that it. I

1146
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:33,240
Speaker 1: think it makes sense that it's the it's your natural color.

1147
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 1: So it's not going to look like some crazy color.

1148
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 1: It's going to be a color that is that you

1149
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 1: don't have an example of on your face. What but really,

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01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: your lip color is the same as your nipples. I'm

1151
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:48,640
Speaker 1: pretty I'm a little confused. So is she saying, because

1152
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 1: I might want to do this a little bit later

1153
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 1: at Sephora. You take the color of your nipple and

1154
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 1: then when you put it on ash is it so

1155
01:02:56,640 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 1: doesn't make because you're at it just you're no, You're

1156
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:05,920
Speaker 1: just it's just a way to find what natural kind

1157
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 1: of lip color will look the best on you. So

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01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,880
Speaker 1: it's going to be different than your lip color, but

1159
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 1: not that much. And it's just going to be. Your

1160
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 1: nipple color is usually like in um, it goes along

1161
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:20,760
Speaker 1: with your skin tone. Like usually your nipple color is

1162
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 1: related to your overall skin tone. I think that most

1163
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 1: people that are like have a you know, a darker

1164
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: skin tone, olive skin tone, have like more brown nipples

1165
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,920
Speaker 1: or like more you know, Irish women have like like

1166
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of, like my favorite lip color

1167
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 1: always is a and every makeup artist I've ever worked

1168
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 1: with noses about me, and it's always I cannot stand

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01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 1: a dark lip color. I will not take anything that's

1170
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 1: even slightly dark. I like beiges, and I like pinks

1171
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 1: almost like this microphone. That's why I like this color

1172
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 1: pink because I just I like, um, almost bubblegum translucent pink.

1173
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 1: And I gotta say, let me just check, are you

1174
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 1: describing your nips? Don't look they're translucent. Honestly, it's it's

1175
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 1: not wrong like color, Yeah, you know what I mean.

1176
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:14,680
Speaker 1: But but that woman in that video, if you saw

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01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: her nipples are definitely very dark because her lip color

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01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,479
Speaker 1: was dark. But her also I think that there's something

1179
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 1: to it because I've gone the other way where I

1180
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 1: I know already know what lip color looks best on me.

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01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,240
Speaker 1: It just so happens it's the same as my nipple

1182
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:31,120
Speaker 1: and I and so it kind of checks out. I

1183
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:35,560
Speaker 1: thought that was very interesting. Um let's listen to um.

1184
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:38,439
Speaker 1: This is from Oddly Satisfying the subreddit, and it says

1185
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:40,480
Speaker 1: the small duck running around the house. And it's the

1186
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:43,280
Speaker 1: sound of a duck's feet on different surfaces in the

1187
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:49,360
Speaker 1: house or around the house, appliances of her little flipper

1188
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: flopper feet on different surfaces. Is on a deck, it's

1189
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 1: on the back. This is on a carpet. Oh so cute.

1190
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 1: Where is this one? Concrete? Oh? Harward floor? Is it

1191
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 1: that satisfying to you? Ducks would be terrible burglars. I

1192
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:33,440
Speaker 1: want to tell you that they really can't want quiet.

1193
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:36,280
Speaker 1: Everything's pretty loud. Chris and I used to love to

1194
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,760
Speaker 1: throw duck, you know, bread on a duck's back because

1195
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,720
Speaker 1: it would go like the sound of of like a

1196
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,760
Speaker 1: thick piece of bread like on a duck's back where

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01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:45,360
Speaker 1: it would just like land on the wei. We would

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01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:47,080
Speaker 1: try to hit him in the feathers, like on the back,

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01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 1: like not hurt them, but like soft pieces of bread

1200
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 1: going like it was like our favorite sound. Is there

1201
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:54,360
Speaker 1: any kind of sound that really is satisfying to you

1202
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 1: that you can think of? I mean that was nice. Yeah,

1203
01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:02,000
Speaker 1: there's something about like a flap um. I love the

1204
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 1: sound of Marion when she is sleeping the cat cats

1205
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:13,720
Speaker 1: per that's really mango. Just it sounds it's like white

1206
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,960
Speaker 1: noise kind of thing. Well wait tell me if it

1207
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:18,720
Speaker 1: sounds like this is my white noise machine app and

1208
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:21,640
Speaker 1: it has a cat in it. I think there's a

1209
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:25,640
Speaker 1: vibration to it too, Like you could feel feel the vibration.

1210
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:27,960
Speaker 1: And we used to have these little like cats that

1211
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 1: had a hollow like they were like, you know, play

1212
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 1: animal cats. Oh, here it is. Let you see what

1213
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:37,840
Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, so we used to have this. You

1214
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:41,360
Speaker 1: feel the vibration, you can feel it? Right? I wonder,

1215
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 1: Well it was. It was the coolest toy. I want

1216
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:45,440
Speaker 1: to get one for Poppy. I wonder if I can

1217
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:48,440
Speaker 1: find them on eBay. But they if you had one

1218
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,000
Speaker 1: of these, we write to me because I feel like

1219
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:52,080
Speaker 1: me and my sister were the only ones that had them.

1220
01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:54,800
Speaker 1: It was a They were little per cats, the cats

1221
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:56,960
Speaker 1: that would purr, and what they had was a hollow

1222
01:06:57,040 --> 01:07:00,880
Speaker 1: head that had probably plastic lined inside. With little spikes

1223
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,920
Speaker 1: and a little ball that would roll around inside it

1224
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,640
Speaker 1: so it would make the sound of purring from this

1225
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:10,960
Speaker 1: ball rolling around in its head. It was a toy

1226
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:13,760
Speaker 1: and I loved it so much, much like this toy

1227
01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:16,440
Speaker 1: that I found on a Reddy dump. I didn't even

1228
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:20,880
Speaker 1: send this to um Noah, but I feel like I

1229
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:23,280
Speaker 1: can just play it here. This was my favorite toy

1230
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:26,360
Speaker 1: and I referenced it on my on my show, um

1231
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:30,160
Speaker 1: Uh welcome Nicky. I was like, where is Nikki Glazer? Question?

1232
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:33,440
Speaker 1: That would have been a good name for it. But

1233
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:36,400
Speaker 1: I remember this commercial and I remember every lyric to

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01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:38,600
Speaker 1: it like it was the hit song of the time,

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01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 1: round stipaying, Yeah, their best thing of all, there's a

1236
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:58,960
Speaker 1: counter on this ball. See if you your very best score,

1237
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:04,760
Speaker 1: see if you can skip a whole lot more. It's

1238
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:07,760
Speaker 1: the solid tear of jump rope. But the very best

1239
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:12,280
Speaker 1: thing of all, there's a counter on this ball. That

1240
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:14,680
Speaker 1: guy said, there's the very besticket of all. There's a

1241
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:17,400
Speaker 1: counter on this ball. He must have been so psyched

1242
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:20,880
Speaker 1: when he came out with that. Oh man, I think

1243
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:27,960
Speaker 1: I'd be really good at making theme songs for kids toys. Yeah, jingles,

1244
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:30,800
Speaker 1: I think jingles are just the perfect amount of like,

1245
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:32,679
Speaker 1: you know, even writing the theme song for my show,

1246
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:36,800
Speaker 1: it's the perfect amount of time that like there's I

1247
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:39,360
Speaker 1: don't have to write too much. It's just quick. We're

1248
01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:44,439
Speaker 1: in and out jingles. It's a it's not like a

1249
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:47,800
Speaker 1: whole story, a couple of lines that really get you going.

1250
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:50,439
Speaker 1: That those two lines really make me want to buy

1251
01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:52,680
Speaker 1: a skip it. Well. There was this time when I

1252
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 1: was in Thailand with Chris, like early on our first

1253
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,040
Speaker 1: month of our relationship. We went to Thailand and um,

1254
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 1: I just I came put the jingle for there was

1255
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:05,040
Speaker 1: so many dogs, like just chilling everywhere, a little stray dogs.

1256
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,040
Speaker 1: And there was a dog on a bike one time

1257
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:09,479
Speaker 1: that was just like waiting outside for its owner. But

1258
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:12,640
Speaker 1: it was like on this bike just like yeah, And

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Speaker 1: I was like, everybody loves a back dog and man

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Speaker 1: that has lasted forever, just that little everybody loves. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can see it. I could see it. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: see a bike dog, you feel good about yourself? Yeah,

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01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:31,960
Speaker 1: not good, you feel it's just not it's relaxing. You

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Speaker 1: just see him just a little pause. Another jingle I

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Speaker 1: created in college when people would litter on the street

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Speaker 1: and I said, that's not cool. And then I realized

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Speaker 1: that a lot of people litter by just placing things

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Speaker 1: upright like you're it's not littering if you just set

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Speaker 1: the cup down. People do this in parking lots where

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Speaker 1: they'll just dump their trash, but it's not trus because

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Speaker 1: they put the cup upright like almost like they're just

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Speaker 1: setting it there to come back and get it. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: you're not. But if they don't throw it, then it's

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Speaker 1: not litter. And I realize a lot of people were

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Speaker 1: just I one time was making fun of those kind

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Speaker 1: of people, and I go, it's not littering if you

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Speaker 1: hang in on a pull. And that was another jingle

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Speaker 1: I created. And I mean we ended the show with wraps.

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Speaker 1: Every time you want to kick us off, I kick

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Speaker 1: us off. That makes me think the cup thing of

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Speaker 1: I remember being hungover in Vegas, and if you sit

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Speaker 1: on a bench, you're just like you're just a regular person.

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Speaker 1: You lay down on a bench, now you're homeless. Laying

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Speaker 1: on a bench makes you home. I mean, you can

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Speaker 1: kind of put the bike dog thing to anything. So

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Speaker 1: we gotta go. This is the end of the show.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to wrap, but I gotta give it

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Speaker 1: a try. Wrapping is really hard. I'm not pretending like

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Speaker 1: I'm good. This is just the way it is. It's

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Speaker 1: not the way it should be. I gotta go. I'm

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01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:49,080
Speaker 1: gonna go take a nap. My face got micro needled.

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01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:53,479
Speaker 1: I'm bleeding like a wap, a wet ass pussy, not

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01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:56,320
Speaker 1: one that's wet with hum, one that's wet with blood.

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01:10:56,760 --> 01:11:00,680
Speaker 1: And this rap is really dumb. I wouldn't say it's um.

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Speaker 1: It's definitely full of come from your doctor, Klein. I'll

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Speaker 1: kick it from behind. I've never slapped my balls, but

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'll rewind. Every time I look at

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Speaker 1: my watch, it goes to three. It never went to two.

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Speaker 1: And it's that because I'm a honeybee. No, It's because

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Speaker 1: I'm sugar and that's where I go to eat and deliver.

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Speaker 1: I always wear. So I think people would would probably

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Speaker 1: a subscribed, but the people that stick around people would

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01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:28,959
Speaker 1: erase their reviews, and they're start like they would actively

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01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,800
Speaker 1: go back to re review even if they're negative. They

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Speaker 1: would get out of it. Guys, thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for listening and putting up with us. Today. We gotta go.

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Speaker 1: I'm micro needled um and Andrew is micro penis. We'll

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Speaker 1: see it tomorrow on the show Don't Be Coop and

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Speaker 1: what I'm just thinking about Your parents ship manifest