Speaker 1: Start uf dot up, start up, Brooklyn buy start up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn buys uf dat up. They're making noise data dot up.
Speaker 1: Some people make more more noise than others. It's episode
Speaker 1: of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Look mean, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: That's what I mean? What do you mean some people
Speaker 1: make more noise than others? Who's making more noise? You
Speaker 1: always your your studios set up is hilarious. We're about
Speaker 1: to start recording and all of a sudden, nice stage.
Speaker 1: Let me set this right here. Brodie's in his basement
Speaker 1: right now. Out of here. I'm like, what the hell
Speaker 1: is that. I'm about to hit the record, but we
Speaker 1: just spent fifteen minutes trying to get the perfect audio. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden and he goes, oh, that
Speaker 1: somebody flushing the toilet. I'm like, we won't set the stage.
Speaker 1: We'll just talk about what is going on in your house.
Speaker 1: Already talked about it. You mean, somebody takes it dump
Speaker 1: and then they hit the flush button and the dump
Speaker 1: along with all the dirty water, goes through a pipe
Speaker 1: that's probably six inches from your head. I didn't say
Speaker 1: it was six inches from my head. Listen, when you
Speaker 1: live in a house, where do you think the pipes
Speaker 1: are You think it goes out out like it just disappears. Dude,
Speaker 1: I don't go somewhere. I don't have these problems because
Speaker 1: I live in an apartment. I don't know. You have
Speaker 1: a one one bedroom apartment where you have you live,
Speaker 1: people are above you and below you, so the pipes
Speaker 1: are in your wall. You're right, okay, But when you
Speaker 1: live in a house, right, there's toilets and bathrooms and rooms,
Speaker 1: oh my, on different levels. Yeah. So I'm in the basement,
Speaker 1: so the piping has to go underneath the house. So
Speaker 1: in order to get there, it has to go through
Speaker 1: the walls. I just find it fascinating that someone somewhere
Speaker 1: in your house is is excreting bodily fluids. Joe, my family,
Speaker 1: what they're doing. I know they could have thrown tissues
Speaker 1: in the toilet. It was and they touched and they
Speaker 1: and they hit the flusher and then it literally flies
Speaker 1: across your head. And get the audio. The sound goes
Speaker 1: on to anything. It didn't say anything about flying across
Speaker 1: my head. Hearing a pipe about ten feet away in
Speaker 1: the corner behind the finished wall, right, God forbat that
Speaker 1: pipe burst. It would fly out all everywhere. Okay, but
Speaker 1: that's the same for any pipe anywhere in the world.
Speaker 1: Would I just find it fascinating. I just find it amazing.
Speaker 1: We're recording up. I never lived that. You're you're, you're,
Speaker 1: however many years old you are. You've never lived in
Speaker 1: a house. I've never lived in a house. I have
Speaker 1: lived in a house. And yeah, you live lived in
Speaker 1: a two family house. Yeah, attatched, attached brick, two family houses,
Speaker 1: like a short apartment building. That's a typical mouse. No,
Speaker 1: that's your typical blue collar family growing up in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Attached brick. And when we flushed toilets, they went, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they go, we couldn't hear it because we didn't live basement.
Speaker 1: We have a basement, right, because you lived in a
Speaker 1: stubby apartment building. That's what you did. You lived in
Speaker 1: an apartment building where you had two floors. Someone lived
Speaker 1: under you and someone lived next to you. That is
Speaker 1: the that is the That's like dipping your toe in
Speaker 1: the pool in the pool of houses. Why why you man?
Speaker 1: But I lived in an apartment house not far from
Speaker 1: where you grew up, and all the only thing you
Speaker 1: had was a staircase and another room. That's it. But
Speaker 1: you didn't. You still had a neighbor on your other
Speaker 1: side of your wall. You had a neighbor underneath you, right,
Speaker 1: But we weren't hearing each other's ship fly by in
Speaker 1: a pipe. Nothing flew by. There was no sound of ship.
Speaker 1: There was water going by in a pipe. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But it carries, it carries the crap with it, doesn't
Speaker 1: It isn't that health toilets work by. I don't know
Speaker 1: what was in that particular flush. I could have been
Speaker 1: thrown out makeup cotton balls. But I just would tell
Speaker 1: you that I'm thinking, if you're we're recording our podcast,
Speaker 1: we just captured, we almost captured the sound of whatever
Speaker 1: was being flushed fly by your face. What a terrible
Speaker 1: loss for the listeners. Hey, do you have a garbage
Speaker 1: shoot in your hallway? I do? Okay. So for those
Speaker 1: of you never lived in an apartment building, what happens
Speaker 1: is some buildings have one or two on a floor
Speaker 1: in an apartment building, and you open um like a mailbox,
Speaker 1: like a big mailbox door, and it's an opening to
Speaker 1: a shoot, and you throw your garbage into the shoote
Speaker 1: and it drops all the way down to the basement
Speaker 1: where some places it's a giant bin and they take
Speaker 1: it away. Some places it's a compactor and they crush it.
Speaker 1: Those buildings tend to have bugs. But what I'm saying
Speaker 1: is I don't choose to do my podcast next to
Speaker 1: one of the post. What I'm saying is or it
Speaker 1: falls into an incinerator and gets burned. Those are the
Speaker 1: best right there. But when you open that shoot up,
Speaker 1: sometimes the person on the floor above you throws their
Speaker 1: crap and mildew and awfulness down the shoot where it
Speaker 1: almost hits you. Right, if you time it right with
Speaker 1: it throwing out that crap, you're crap at the same time. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: you might get hit with it as it goes down
Speaker 1: to shoot because you only bag gets stuck, so you're
Speaker 1: pushing your bag to get it unstuck and your arm
Speaker 1: goes into the shoot area for half a second and
Speaker 1: the bag hits you. Right. These things happen living in
Speaker 1: an apartment, right, that's what happens. Well, the odds of
Speaker 1: that are slim to none. I've lived in an apartment
Speaker 1: the last twenty years and that's never that has never happened.
Speaker 1: But the odds of a pipe bursting a giant It's
Speaker 1: about a ten inch diameter pipe that's made of PVC, right,
Speaker 1: PC in a burst? All right, you can't. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: It's water, none, nothing amazed. I just you choose to
Speaker 1: do the podcast ten feet away from this activity. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I don't. I don't sit in the in
Speaker 1: the in the first floor of my building and say
Speaker 1: it looks I'm gonna hit the I'm gonna hit the
Speaker 1: record button on the podcast and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: like garbage bags start falling down. Okay, we've done six
Speaker 1: months of podcasts here in the basement, right, that's the
Speaker 1: first time anyone has flushed the toilet. Well, so in
Speaker 1: six months we can talk about this again. I'm not
Speaker 1: offended by it, but I'm just gonna say, I you know,
Speaker 1: it was the it was coincidence. What are the odds
Speaker 1: that that was happening? We almost captured it. But I
Speaker 1: will tell you this though, all this talk ten minutes
Speaker 1: before setting up this podcast to get the perfect sounding
Speaker 1: audio has not paid off. It sounds like but okay,
Speaker 1: I raised it again. Why did you do that? Because
Speaker 1: the headphones are too long and I can't hear you.
Speaker 1: But that may have been a good thing. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: want to go back to I'm gonna wreck to thirty
Speaker 1: now we're at thirties. That better. Yeah, and just yeah,
Speaker 1: And just for those people who hit me up. Hub
Speaker 1: Hubby on Twitter hits me up and he's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, scary your system all that money you paid
Speaker 1: for it sounds like ship because I keep hearing you
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna and I'm gonna tell you, Hubby the
Speaker 1: way I said, I'm a previous episode as we do
Speaker 1: this live test right now in front of everybody, that
Speaker 1: when I turned Brodie's mike off like that, all the
Speaker 1: noise goes away. You hear how you can Let's just
Speaker 1: hear a pin drop for a second. Listen. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna turn Brodie's mycon. Listen if you can hear the
Speaker 1: process of me turning Brodie's mycon. Oh no, he turned
Speaker 1: his mic off. See no I didn't there it is
Speaker 1: on off. Yeah, that's because you have faulty equipment. Because
Speaker 1: my feed into your equipment over the over the over
Speaker 1: the system we use your feed over the internet is
Speaker 1: a problem on your end. Your feed speaking to feed feed. Oh,
Speaker 1: I wanted to get fed on Monday Labor Day. Labor
Speaker 1: Day was a holiday. I'm just gonna be boogey boy.
Speaker 1: Problems go ahead, No, this is very quick. I wanted
Speaker 1: I just wanted your opinion on this. Brodie, Alright, it's fine, okay.
Speaker 1: Don't you feel that holiday Monday's should be treated as
Speaker 1: Sunday's not just for food, but for every facet of life.
Speaker 1: And don't answer just yet. But here's why Brodie's calling
Speaker 1: me bougee because he thinks I'm gonna talking about brunch.
Speaker 1: But the truth of the the matter is if most of
Speaker 1: America is waking up on Monday, Labor Day and they
Speaker 1: had the day off, and forget about those who say
Speaker 1: saying right now, I didn't have the day off. Okay,
Speaker 1: specifically talking to people who have had the day off
Speaker 1: on a weekday on Monday, don't you think restaurants specifically
Speaker 1: should have had the foresight to say, I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: out my normally Sunday brunch menu where we do like
Speaker 1: ten am to four pm brunch all day because you're
Speaker 1: not in the it's not a week day. Why why
Speaker 1: did't you say restaurants specifically, as if gas stations have brunch.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about restaurants, diners, anything family. You know the
Speaker 1: theme the chain play, and I know the chain places.
Speaker 1: You're like, I don't know what you're talking about. Ida,
Speaker 1: I go to Denny's, I go to you know, I
Speaker 1: go to Eyehop and they do breakfast all day. I'm
Speaker 1: not talking about those establishments. I'm talking about places that
Speaker 1: have a clear breakfast, lunch, and a dinner. Maybe you've
Speaker 1: stayed at a hotel before or whatever it is. So
Speaker 1: I went into Brooklyn, and the level of stupidity. I
Speaker 1: love you Brooklyn has Brooklyn in the podcast, but the
Speaker 1: level of stupidity is just loud and and and and
Speaker 1: it's ringing in my ear. This is how bad it was.
Speaker 1: Because I went to six different places just trying to
Speaker 1: get at noon on Monday, a holiday that really feels
Speaker 1: like a Sunday, but it was a Monday. I tried
Speaker 1: to get breakfast and they're like, every one of these
Speaker 1: places brody, but like, no, sorry, we've moved on to lunch. Now.
Speaker 1: That's great during the week. If it was a regular weekday,
Speaker 1: people are working and maybe you do a breakfast, a lunch,
Speaker 1: a lunchtime menu, and then at dinner but good God, man,
Speaker 1: good God, you didn't know one. No one wants to
Speaker 1: improve their business and get more profit. I couldn't be
Speaker 1: the only one that didn't want to eat freaking when
Speaker 1: I woke upuple in Brooklyn, except for the boogie part
Speaker 1: that's near Manhattan, that's not the part of brook I
Speaker 1: went to, right, you went to our part of brook
Speaker 1: Our part. Our part of Brooklyn doesn't know from Brunch,
Speaker 1: Bay Ridge and Benton Hurt. There's no brunch in that area.
Speaker 1: There's only three meals in our old neighborhood, fucking breakfast,
Speaker 1: fucking lunch, and fucking dinner and then maybe like a
Speaker 1: fucking snack later. Those are the four meals brunch. Nobody
Speaker 1: does brunch or give me a mimosa. People in Brooklyn
Speaker 1: don't have mimosas. Okay, I understand what I just living
Speaker 1: in I wanted eggs. I just wanted eggs day. That
Speaker 1: felt like a Sunday to me because Donalds was on McDonald's.
Speaker 1: It's a breakfast all day. Now, you know, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Did you want did you want to first of all,
Speaker 1: clear this up. Did you want breakfast late or did
Speaker 1: you want brunch? Because brunch is a completely different thing.
Speaker 1: Brunches like buffet style guy making omelets. Uh, you know
Speaker 1: the tables full of food. That's bunch. I was so
Speaker 1: desperate I wanted either breakfast or brunch. I just gotten
Speaker 1: out of bed early. I wanted eggs. And I'm like, now,
Speaker 1: normally places would have that if it was on Sunday
Speaker 1: morning at that same time. That's your mother. Your mother
Speaker 1: should have made you eggs. You're right by your mom's house.
Speaker 1: Weren't you staying at your mom's that same that That's
Speaker 1: neither here nor there. I'm just telling you couldn't make
Speaker 1: some eggs. Dad couldn't. I don't want to be sexist.
Speaker 1: Dad couldn't make some eggs today. I'm I'm making eggs
Speaker 1: this Monday. I'm just today. Well, that's exactly it. It's
Speaker 1: it's it's just when I sat there and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: where's your brunch man? You've seen it online, and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's Saturdays and Sundays. But today's Monday to a holiday Monday,
Speaker 1: which is Sunday, okay, but people aren't trained to have
Speaker 1: brunch on a Monday, which, by the way, is Labor Day, right,
Speaker 1: it's the day you want labor beas, like, why don't
Speaker 1: you go in the back and work on an omelet
Speaker 1: for me? Wow, it's a day to celebrate the American worker,
Speaker 1: not not give them the day off. Like, wh what
Speaker 1: if a place chooses to be open, they should be
Speaker 1: just I'm just saying, just would you have to put
Speaker 1: extra people on for brunch? You don't? Did you want
Speaker 1: brunch and you just wanted a late at a late egg.
Speaker 1: I wanted a late egg or brunch. Whatever came first,
Speaker 1: the late egg or the brunch. That's an age old
Speaker 1: question which came first? Which came first? The late egg
Speaker 1: over the brunch. I just feel like you're in the
Speaker 1: wrong neighborhood. I just feel like if you're in the
Speaker 1: boonies of like Arkansas and no friends Arkansas. I'm just
Speaker 1: thinking of a place that has, like, you know, rural areas.
Speaker 1: You're like, you're going out and there's a farmhouse. You're like,
Speaker 1: I want brunch. They're not gonna give you a brunch.
Speaker 1: Benson Hurst, Brooklyn is the least brunchy place in the North.
Speaker 1: They should have given me a late egg. I should
Speaker 1: have had at least pancakes, wash cracked an egg over
Speaker 1: your head for even asking you want brunch. Whatever. It
Speaker 1: didn't have to be fancy Brodie, It just I All
Speaker 1: I asked for is this pancake waffle um action two
Speaker 1: hours after I woke up on a holiday and cleaning
Speaker 1: the griddle. They shouldn't be the waffle maker. Nobody was
Speaker 1: ordering lunch on a on a holiday Monday. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: all right, which leads, by the way that at that
Speaker 1: when we finally we settled, we had lunch at a
Speaker 1: place that offered brunch if it was Sunday, but it
Speaker 1: was Monday. You follow so far and and led to
Speaker 1: a scamboni. And I know you have one too, so
Speaker 1: we might as well just do that right here, all right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: unearthed this while I was sitting there forced into eating lunch.
Speaker 1: We are we back to back, scarying Go ahead, well
Speaker 1: it was it was at the same place. And then
Speaker 1: and I want and then I want you to talk
Speaker 1: about your scamboni. This is I got a problem going. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but maybe you can help with this one. Check this out.
Speaker 1: I couldn't help with the last one that you know
Speaker 1: you certainly couldn't you. All you can do is to
Speaker 1: add to the flame to the fire. And yell at
Speaker 1: me for no reason. So there was a scamboni at
Speaker 1: the restaurant because because we we couldn't find the brunch
Speaker 1: or breakfast. So the guy gave me two menus. He goes, well,
Speaker 1: not only do we have lunch, but we also have
Speaker 1: our dinner as well. We'll give you that menu. So Brodie,
Speaker 1: I had a chance to compare side by side lunch
Speaker 1: and dinner menus, and low and behold, there were no
Speaker 1: less than three or four items. And I said this
Speaker 1: on the Big Show briefly, but I wanted to see
Speaker 1: why people do this and how they get away with it,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to expose it to the Brooklyn Boys audience.
Speaker 1: Oh I got something for this. You go ahead, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you do. With that that that they will
Speaker 1: take the same portion size lunch and charge you up
Speaker 1: charge you for the dinner menu because I saw two menu.
Speaker 1: So the shrimp cocktail, let's just say it was twelve
Speaker 1: dollars for four pieces. At dinner time, that same shrimp
Speaker 1: cocktail was fifteen dollars for four pieces. I'm like, look
Speaker 1: at this from one menu to the next. The Cops
Speaker 1: salad was the same thing all the almost all the salads.
Speaker 1: So and the portion size where they were the same
Speaker 1: for lunch size or dinner size. They clearly confirmed that.
Speaker 1: So we then we when I said this on the
Speaker 1: Big Show, like three or four people in the hospitality
Speaker 1: industry were whistleblowers. I'm like, yep, we do that same
Speaker 1: exact portion size, but we just up charged because it's
Speaker 1: because it's dinner. Because because the clock strikes five, they're
Speaker 1: they're they're up charged because it's dinner. But they're also
Speaker 1: downcharging because they want to increase their lunch business. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like the Scamboni in New Jersey. Right, So
Speaker 1: in New Jersey, I don't know about let's say ten
Speaker 1: years ago, it could have been eight whatever, gas stations
Speaker 1: would charge more for credit cards, right, right, So they
Speaker 1: would charge you like fifteen cents more credit card. So
Speaker 1: New Jersey passed the law and said it's illegal to
Speaker 1: charge more for credit cards because it's unfan of the consumer,
Speaker 1: right because the gas stations have to pay a transaction
Speaker 1: fee a master card and visa, so they would prefer
Speaker 1: to get cash money, right, but because they don't report
Speaker 1: half of it anyway, right, because let's they have a
Speaker 1: Scamboni going on for themselves. They want to be a
Speaker 1: cash under the table Uncle Sam, don't know they sold
Speaker 1: all that gas. So that lasted I don't know, about
Speaker 1: a year. Then the gas stations figured out, whoa wait
Speaker 1: a minute, we can't charge more for credit cards, but
Speaker 1: we can give a discount for cash. Boom. So now
Speaker 1: we're still paying more for credit cards. But actually you're
Speaker 1: saving money by cash, my friends, is a scamoni. Wow.
Speaker 1: So so they never really lowered the price. Sorry, they
Speaker 1: never They never really raised the price on credit cards.
Speaker 1: They just no, they reset their price, making the credit
Speaker 1: card price what they call the normal price, which was
Speaker 1: more expensive. And then then the cash price was discounted,
Speaker 1: but not enough to that it's not enough that they
Speaker 1: lose the discount. They're still making money because the four
Speaker 1: ten cents of gallon, they're still saving on the transaction.
Speaker 1: So they still want the cash from you, because because
Speaker 1: if you get twenty gallons, they're out there out two dollars.
Speaker 1: But if they caused them like three to pay master Card,
Speaker 1: that is to scamboni right there. Plus most people don't
Speaker 1: get twenty gallons. Oh, by the way, speaking of which,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, there's a commercial that ran about ten years ago,
Speaker 1: and it's always bothered me. And this is before we
Speaker 1: did the podcast, and it was before I think I
Speaker 1: had um the opportunity to tape my radio the way
Speaker 1: you do now. I could back up. But there was
Speaker 1: a commercial, and I don't think I talked about on
Speaker 1: this podcast. Maybe I did. I'm sorry if in three
Speaker 1: years we've talked about, I apologize. But there was a
Speaker 1: commercial where they were trying to say you should shop
Speaker 1: at a smaller UM home improvement store or something, or
Speaker 1: like shop at smaller places that like when you go
Speaker 1: to some home improvement stores, they're gigantic. They're like being
Speaker 1: in an airport. You can't find anything and there's no personalization, right.
Speaker 1: And the guy UM apparently was like on like a
Speaker 1: golf cart kind of thing to go from one end
Speaker 1: of the store to the other because it was so big,
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, give me a break. This thing
Speaker 1: only holds half a tank. If a tank can't hold
Speaker 1: half a tank, whatever that holds is the tank. See
Speaker 1: the said was I've already been through half a tank
Speaker 1: of gas. No, what he was trying to say was
Speaker 1: he wouldn't make it to the other end of the
Speaker 1: store and I've already and I've already know. What he
Speaker 1: should have said was I only I have a small tank,
Speaker 1: or I only have half of a normal tank. But
Speaker 1: he said, this thing only holds half a tank of gas.
Speaker 1: That's no Whatever size tank you have is a tank
Speaker 1: of gas. Okay, So he was trying to What he
Speaker 1: was trying to do was normalize a car's tank of
Speaker 1: gas and saying it was half from there. So saying
Speaker 1: like words, I have half what a normal I gotta
Speaker 1: have a car tank. I think he was trying to
Speaker 1: say it would take a full car's tank of gas, right,
Speaker 1: But he said, this thing only holds a half a
Speaker 1: tank of gas. Well, there's no right the tank itself
Speaker 1: relative to the tank, there's no right. Whatever size tank
Speaker 1: you have the tank? Yeah right, Well that was his
Speaker 1: colloquial colloquialial ism. Oh absolutely, um, what are you typing?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry, just up side that are
Speaker 1: you setting a telegram? Yeah? Okay, so let me set
Speaker 1: the stage to scare. Doesn't set the stage. I have
Speaker 1: a boom mic, right, So a boom mic is like
Speaker 1: a scissor arm that extends the microphone towards your face,
Speaker 1: so you can push it away. Please push it away, dude,
Speaker 1: shut up. This one clips onto the little bridge table
Speaker 1: that I'm have my laptop on, So it clips onto
Speaker 1: the table right, and then it allows the microphone to
Speaker 1: move back and forth like an arm. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: don't have a shock mount like we do with the
Speaker 1: radio station. So our shock mount, the microphone sits in
Speaker 1: like um like uh high school, trying to bring the
Speaker 1: egg to school as a baby. You ever you ever
Speaker 1: been like in one of those bungee jump things where
Speaker 1: like you you put a harness around you and you
Speaker 1: jump up and down on a trampoline and it's like
Speaker 1: it's got ropes on all the sides. You can flips right.
Speaker 1: So it sits in this rubber thing so it's suspended
Speaker 1: and that absorbs the shocks. So when you hit the table,
Speaker 1: the microphone doesn't get the vibration. We have those at
Speaker 1: the radio station. I don't have that at home. So
Speaker 1: when I type on the keyboard, that vibrates into the table,
Speaker 1: up the arm and it shakes it. To lend you one,
Speaker 1: I have three. It has to fit this particular microphone
Speaker 1: you have, you know, my micah. In fact, by the way,
Speaker 1: when I bang on my desk. By the way, I
Speaker 1: have the same setup as Brody with a with a
Speaker 1: microphone with the clip and all the off and then
Speaker 1: and the scissor arm with the clamp. Here's what happens
Speaker 1: when being on my table. Listen, guess why because I
Speaker 1: have the rubber shock mount and my mic is suspended
Speaker 1: and came free. There was a part of that. You
Speaker 1: spend fifty seven thousands. These are the perks people of
Speaker 1: spending six man time's flying man breaking a second So
Speaker 1: the thing with the less money for the lunch thing.
Speaker 1: I have two scambonies with pizza related so can I
Speaker 1: can I get it? We're on the scamboni segment. Even
Speaker 1: though hold on in case you were mistaken, you know
Speaker 1: there was any doubt in your mind. I'm sorry what
Speaker 1: segment of me. But by the way, it was anything
Speaker 1: said on on the radio this week. He said, oh,
Speaker 1: I've got I've got a scamboni I want to talk about.
Speaker 1: But nobody in the room reacted to it because none
Speaker 1: of them knew what a scamboni was. They didn't like,
Speaker 1: they didn't they weren't like a slice. They didn't get it,
Speaker 1: but didn't know. You didn't need to be a slice
Speaker 1: to know. The words scamboni is a playoff of the
Speaker 1: words scam, of course, but nobody. Nobody responded because for
Speaker 1: whatever reason. It's by the way, speaking of not knowing
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. I'm not going to call them
Speaker 1: out because they didn't really do anything wrong. But um,
Speaker 1: one of our slices who writes us a lot, he
Speaker 1: tweeted at me and you and Elvis and Danielle and
Speaker 1: Froggy and god, I think everyone on the show that's
Speaker 1: a family affair and said, yeah, I agree with Rody
Speaker 1: or something like that. I would never leave my keys
Speaker 1: on the dash based on Yeah. So that was something
Speaker 1: we only spoke about between you and I and the
Speaker 1: slices on the books because I pointed out and I
Speaker 1: saw I said, so I said to the listener, I said, hey, man, um,
Speaker 1: nobody knows what you're talking about because that was on
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys podcast. And he said, oh, I just
Speaker 1: assumed they heard it. They did not listen to this podcast. Now. Actually,
Speaker 1: then you may catch some stuff here and there, because
Speaker 1: the son is a huge fan, right, but the rest
Speaker 1: of them not a chance, not a chance. So I
Speaker 1: te He's like, oh yeah, he so m. I thought
Speaker 1: maybe they would listen and know what I was talking about. No, No,
Speaker 1: I wish they did. That would be amazing to have more.
Speaker 1: I gotta give me Alvis credit. Though Alvis does pop
Speaker 1: in from time to time. He'll pop into a half
Speaker 1: an episode and like or someone will tell him, hey,
Speaker 1: did you know what they talked about? And he'll he'll like,
Speaker 1: he'll put it on because sometimes you'll go, oh, I
Speaker 1: aren't just talking about blah blah blah. So I gotta
Speaker 1: give him some props. But I don't think anyone has
Speaker 1: heard anyone else. Safelight Repairs. Safe Light replaced Scamboni of
Speaker 1: leaving your keys in the nashpoint. Now, if you don't
Speaker 1: know what we're talking about, listening to last week's episode
Speaker 1: should be listening in order. Um okay. So there's a
Speaker 1: pizza place not far from my house that I love, right,
Speaker 1: but they have different prices for lunch and dinner. So
Speaker 1: I asked, I said, the chicken palm. At lunch time,
Speaker 1: I think it's like twelve, and at night it's uh
Speaker 1: something like that, right, So I asked him, I said,
Speaker 1: what time is the cut off? Right? Because I want
Speaker 1: to make sure I pay the less price. They went, oh, well,
Speaker 1: the smaller one is less money. I said, it's I mean,
Speaker 1: the less expensive one is smaller. I said, how so
Speaker 1: well the one or eleven nine whatever it is is
Speaker 1: two pieces of chicken palm with spaghetti, and the more
Speaker 1: expensive one is three pieces. So I said, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: what's the cut off time? They said they told me
Speaker 1: the cut whatever. The cut off time was for thirty
Speaker 1: whatever it was. So I called one night and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: if I want to order this this this a pizza
Speaker 1: or whatever, and I want the lunch size Porsche the
Speaker 1: chicken pop. Did you try and do that at night? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I said, I would like the smaller size, and they said,
Speaker 1: well that's not available. That's the lunch size. Why would
Speaker 1: it not be available for them to give you one
Speaker 1: cutlet instead to wait wait a minute, I don't want three.
Speaker 1: I only want to so I would like to pay
Speaker 1: the two price. Well, that's the lunch size not available
Speaker 1: right now, sir, it's dinner time. So I said, okay,
Speaker 1: I said, give me the bigger one, then take one
Speaker 1: out and then give me a free slice of pizza something.
Speaker 1: But I'm not paying eighteen dollars. I don't want the
Speaker 1: third one you can't. Sorry, but that's the thing. But
Speaker 1: but this is this speaks to my point, And why
Speaker 1: the funk? Is there a time cut off where all
Speaker 1: of a sudden prices jump. Oh it's past this time,
Speaker 1: so all of a sudden, this parm is premium and
Speaker 1: you gotta pay the pipe. They assume you want a
Speaker 1: bigger meal at lunch, but I was like, no, I
Speaker 1: just want the same size I eat. I'm not more
Speaker 1: of a govone at night. I'm not that hungry. I
Speaker 1: just want the two cutlets. In fact, if you know
Speaker 1: any health of dietitian, they'll tell you you're supposed to
Speaker 1: eat bigger earlier and then less late. So if anything,
Speaker 1: they should be giving you less at night, and the
Speaker 1: price should be going. I did ask that question. I said,
Speaker 1: can I order the larger size for lunch? Oh? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Oh that you have no problem. So if I order
Speaker 1: the extra they want the three cutlets at lunch, no problem,
Speaker 1: I said, great, So I said tomorrow'll order the lunch
Speaker 1: for lunch, but tonight I want them the small So
Speaker 1: for me, they do it now because I'm a regular customer,
Speaker 1: but I have to tell them what I order. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's David, and I want the small for dinner. All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: they know why. I know they're rolling their eyes. That's
Speaker 1: the thing. But why should the price change only work
Speaker 1: in their favor? That that sucks. That sucks. But the
Speaker 1: thing is, it shouldn't be just be David. David from
Speaker 1: New Jersey, you know, it should be everybody. They should
Speaker 1: be taking care of David, Brooklyn, David from Brooklyn. All right,
Speaker 1: you got your microphone is so loud? I know, is
Speaker 1: someone in your family pooping? Because no, something's gonna here.
Speaker 1: I hear, I hear a hum. That's on your side,
Speaker 1: my friend. No, smack your mike. Hold on, hey, that's dirty.
Speaker 1: Hold on, spit on it. Okay, there's definitely a hum.
Speaker 1: Let me see if I can adjust the level. Hold on,
Speaker 1: let me turn this down a little bit. No, I'm
Speaker 1: hearing a hum because it doesn't know the words. All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a break and figure this out. You cut
Speaker 1: me off mid sentence, you bastard. And do you guess
Speaker 1: what the hum is? Still there? I don't know what
Speaker 1: the hum is. The hams I lowered it. It's still
Speaker 1: a hum. This is absolutely dreadful. This is we can't
Speaker 1: go to the rest of the podcast like this, I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is. It's not in my room,
Speaker 1: it's not out outside, because when I take my headphones off,
Speaker 1: I don't hear it. It's terrible. Hold on, I'll turn
Speaker 1: the game down again. Hold on. Oh this is bad.
Speaker 1: This is not good. Hold on, I'm here and there.
Speaker 1: Don't hear anybody making fun of my equipment. Now it's gone,
Speaker 1: it's gone. What you do? Nothing? Oh that is not
Speaker 1: that's not good. Dude, you realize that. No, I jiggled
Speaker 1: the headphone cable. Maybe that was it. I don't know, jiggle.
Speaker 1: We had that problem in Brooklyn. Without toilet bowl, you
Speaker 1: used to have to jiggle the handle otherwise it would constantly,
Speaker 1: like like you ever, I flushed a toilet and it
Speaker 1: would just go and it would gurgle, and then the
Speaker 1: water would keep going, keep going, keep going. And my
Speaker 1: mother's like, you gotta jiggle the handle. And I never
Speaker 1: understood the concept, and like what so I would go
Speaker 1: back in the bathroom and I would jiggle the handle
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden it would clear it up.
Speaker 1: And then, now that you're an adult, do you know
Speaker 1: why that is? No? I don't. I never looked inside
Speaker 1: of the back of the bath. I never did an
Speaker 1: upper tank, now did you have? So you had an
Speaker 1: upper tank right because you building. We didn't have a
Speaker 1: tank system. We had just flushed and the pipe. If
Speaker 1: you look at my toilet, even the one here in
Speaker 1: my apartment building and everywhere that I've ever taken a dump, um,
Speaker 1: there's a a toilet tank of water behind it. Most
Speaker 1: people have that. I lived in an old pre World
Speaker 1: War two building when I was growing up and there
Speaker 1: was no tank. The good thing is you don't have
Speaker 1: to wait for it to fill up, you just keep flushing. Oho.
Speaker 1: So then why did it? What was the jiggle problem?
Speaker 1: The jiggle the handle? We didn't have a jiggle problem.
Speaker 1: I'm explaining to you what the jiggle problem. I'd like
Speaker 1: to know what it was for people that have the
Speaker 1: inside that you've never had the problem now as an
Speaker 1: adult in your house, you've never taken in my current apartment,
Speaker 1: I never had the problem ever. Okay, So what happens
Speaker 1: is when you pull that lever down that's attached to
Speaker 1: a to a lever inside pulls a chain up. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: I've seen this before. It's like a Pulley system. And
Speaker 1: it opens pulls a rubber flapper up that opens the
Speaker 1: bottom of the tank that lets the water go out
Speaker 1: into your toilet. Understand, okay, I understand basic knowledge of that,
Speaker 1: but I don't really go back there very often. But
Speaker 1: sometimes when you let go of the handle, the flap
Speaker 1: doesn't drop back down and cover the hole, so the
Speaker 1: water keeps going into the hole. Sometimes the flap will
Speaker 1: fall a little off to the side. The handle will
Speaker 1: will set it back to where it needs to go.
Speaker 1: If it didn't drop right, it'll drop it. If it
Speaker 1: dropped wrong, and it lifts it back up and then
Speaker 1: drops it again. You have now increased the odds of
Speaker 1: it once I. Once I drop one, then I should
Speaker 1: make sure manual drop and drop it. But I will say,
Speaker 1: isn't it fascinating again? Another fascinating moment. I have never
Speaker 1: had to change that part of your toilet all the
Speaker 1: years you live in that apartment. That means it's gonna go,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna go any minute now. But I will say,
Speaker 1: this isn't it Isn't it crazy? How we are still
Speaker 1: we are still functioning on a system that was created
Speaker 1: like a three hundred years ago. I don't know if
Speaker 1: the flapper is three years, we'll think about when they
Speaker 1: Maybe it's never been changed, this upper system, this upper
Speaker 1: tank system. That's not that's not that's maybe seventy years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but still I find it so cool. In a world
Speaker 1: where we're you know, we're texting in our food orders
Speaker 1: and food shows up at your door, we're still using
Speaker 1: this ancient system. So what do you want a vacuum
Speaker 1: system like on airplane. I'm just I'm noticing it, and
Speaker 1: I'm I'm showing appreciation for a you. You have been
Speaker 1: amazed by toilet since this podcast started. Pipes and poop
Speaker 1: and water and toilet. Oh my, oh my, I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't do you get out of Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: If you have to fix anything in the house, could
Speaker 1: you fix anything? UM, call the guy, the guy of maintenance.
Speaker 1: Who would I call? I'm just trying to think of
Speaker 1: this something I fixed personally that I was proud of.
Speaker 1: Uh no, no, I built something. I built a glider
Speaker 1: chair nice out of the box. Well, all the parts came.
Speaker 1: H yeah, I was in a flat box and it
Speaker 1: took me about an hour and a half. By the way,
Speaker 1: this this came up in conversation I had somebody from
Speaker 1: Home Depot at my house yesterday, uh measuring something to
Speaker 1: for a project, not a sponsor, and so part of
Speaker 1: the thing was like, oh, um, and then you know,
Speaker 1: if you do the countertops, we'll give you a new sink.
Speaker 1: And are you good with UH pipe? Can you attach
Speaker 1: pipes and everything? I said, no, I'm I I said,
Speaker 1: I installed the fawcett. I did that, But as far
Speaker 1: as connecting that the giant pipe from the sink to
Speaker 1: the pipe in the wall, I would prefer not to
Speaker 1: do that. I can't risk a leak. I have the
Speaker 1: tools for it. But I probably would. I'd probably you know,
Speaker 1: I'd call so much, just so you have a person,
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I got a guy. Just oh, you
Speaker 1: got a guy. I said, yeah, she's just yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just Oh you're from Jersey. I said, no, no, from Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: There is a difference. The difference, I said, in Jersey
Speaker 1: you go, I got a guy, and in Brooklyn you go, hey,
Speaker 1: I got a guy. Right, that's the difference. You look around, right,
Speaker 1: you whisper it, you go, yeah, I got a guy
Speaker 1: that like, like, I don't want to talk about it,
Speaker 1: but I got it. Something needs to get done, wink quank.
Speaker 1: I got guy in Chelsey. It's like, no, I know
Speaker 1: a guy, he'll come off. I got a guy in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: You're like, you know, I gotta I got so. I
Speaker 1: was just doing a visual scan in my apartment. And
Speaker 1: I can honestly say that I have not ever done
Speaker 1: any home I've never done any home improvement in his place.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything I can name, Brody, that
Speaker 1: I've actually fixed. I've called the maintenance for the maintenance,
Speaker 1: even installed my brand new um Fawcett that I have
Speaker 1: in my kitchen. I have a kitchen in a bathroom faucet,
Speaker 1: and I watched him do it. Again. I was taking
Speaker 1: but that's included in your rent, right in your in
Speaker 1: your feet, your feet, your feet, not that that that
Speaker 1: got a guy. Now. The guy he came up and
Speaker 1: he did it for me. But I can't paid him
Speaker 1: to do it. I had. I've had to replace two
Speaker 1: toilets in my house, right, you get that on your
Speaker 1: own hold. On the first one, I paid a guy
Speaker 1: and it was like a few hundred dollars to put
Speaker 1: the toilet in, right, I'll pay every time. The second
Speaker 1: one I put in the toilet get out now. I
Speaker 1: had a friend come over, we read the instructions, we
Speaker 1: watched a video, and we installed the toilet. Really yeah,
Speaker 1: because for five hundred bucks or whatever it was, whatever,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm doing it myself. Yeah, I would never.
Speaker 1: I would never take that risk. No, you wouldn't you
Speaker 1: you you're and I grew up in an apartment. We
Speaker 1: didn't fix anything. We had a super. Well you know
Speaker 1: a super is he this super the red Cape? Right?
Speaker 1: Super guy heat? No, he has keys on his belt
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, I come up and fixed that way. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh so we had a we had a guy and
Speaker 1: so what you know, we had like forty eight apartments
Speaker 1: in the building. I said about forty eight, and so
Speaker 1: you had to weight your turn. So if something broke
Speaker 1: and it wasn't important, you had like three weeks before
Speaker 1: I let light fixture got fixed. Air conditioner broke once.
Speaker 1: Here is the h VAC system. Here it's a central
Speaker 1: air and that broke once. I needed maintenance for that.
Speaker 1: My microwave got fucked. No, nobody fixes microwaves that. I
Speaker 1: get a microwave guy and my my mating, this guy
Speaker 1: did that, dude, I right, helps am I fix the
Speaker 1: microwave last week to fix the microwave door. I to
Speaker 1: take the door apart, fix it because you do it
Speaker 1: if you have to do it. First of all, you
Speaker 1: don't want to wait until somebody shows up. And sometimes
Speaker 1: it's not worth I like to weigh it out. My
Speaker 1: wife jokes at me. In my mind, everything's fifty bucks.
Speaker 1: In my mind's like, oh, because I got you know what,
Speaker 1: that's a half hour is worth the work. I gotta
Speaker 1: come over fifty bucks. That's how much I think it
Speaker 1: should cost. So when I asked for the quote and
Speaker 1: they say one seventy five to walk in the door,
Speaker 1: I go, in my mind, I've prepared myself a fifty
Speaker 1: so already at once. Any five ago, I'll funck no.
Speaker 1: So I ordered the pots online. I put the door
Speaker 1: on myself, because then I go, is it worth to
Speaker 1: do it right? Is it an hour of my time?
Speaker 1: Or is it like a six hour project? If the
Speaker 1: guy comes and he does it in an hour, I
Speaker 1: can't do it an hour. Then I go, I'll pay
Speaker 1: the guy right like a plumber. A lot of times
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I don't have the power the
Speaker 1: power of snake right. I don't have the Power Snake
Speaker 1: nice seven in these eighties reference by the way, that
Speaker 1: well it's back. Now. Have you know Kevin Smith who
Speaker 1: did Clerks comic book Men, the director. Yes, he bought
Speaker 1: the rights to Grace Skull to he man. He brought
Speaker 1: them all back. He's bringing new episodes back. Don't tweet
Speaker 1: me anyway. Uh so that yes, So I fixed a
Speaker 1: bunch of stuff in the house. Now. A lot of
Speaker 1: times I'm like third times a charm guy. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm really good at like hanging stuff, But never the
Speaker 1: first time. It's always not level, even though I use
Speaker 1: a level because the house is a level, So I
Speaker 1: have to readjust according to the house. Or I'll put
Speaker 1: something on the wall and I'll go it's too high,
Speaker 1: then I gotta lower it. You should always go low
Speaker 1: when you hang something because if you go high, the
Speaker 1: picture itself will cover the holes. But if you go
Speaker 1: too high and you lower it, then the holes are showing. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: that's that's always go long. I have. I have hung
Speaker 1: pictures and I have used that method. Brodie. So yeah,
Speaker 1: did did I tell you I fixed my television and
Speaker 1: set my daughter's television set? They'll tell you that I
Speaker 1: fixed television. So she's got Um, I'm gonna okay, So
Speaker 1: most of my TVs they're Samsung, not a sponsor, but
Speaker 1: they should be. Love Samsung televisions. When I was a kid,
Speaker 1: it was all about Sony. Right, Samsung is now the
Speaker 1: new number one brand for TV. You be'st LG has
Speaker 1: the old lads, Those are the Porsches, those are the
Speaker 1: luxury long lan That okay, but but when you want
Speaker 1: to buy a nice but not Porsche, Samsung's very goods
Speaker 1: are better than LG is very good. Let's put it
Speaker 1: this way. Either way, I compare it. If we're going
Speaker 1: old school, I compare uh. I think honestly, in my opinion,
Speaker 1: LG is the Sony and uh Sam Samsung is the Panasonic.
Speaker 1: That's no, no, no, I'll tell you why. Because because
Speaker 1: l G l okay, we'll not only get to something
Speaker 1: else up, we gotta have other things. We gotta take
Speaker 1: care of it. Okay. So anyway, so LG so my
Speaker 1: daughter I bought LG TV. So my kids it's because
Speaker 1: there were some features that they liked, and I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, they're not Samsung, but they wanted these particular features. Right.
Speaker 1: They have Netflix buttons in the remote. So she hit
Speaker 1: the Netflix button. Boom, it goes right to Netflix. Really easy. Okay.
Speaker 1: I bought them when they were younger, and I thought
Speaker 1: that would be you know, nether old enough to go.
Speaker 1: I put to hit the input button, but these are like,
Speaker 1: oh I have Netflix buttons. Boom. Okay. So my daughter
Speaker 1: says to me, it's not reaching the WiFi. It's not
Speaker 1: finding WiFi in the house, so she can't stream, which
Speaker 1: you know, please, I get a teenage door who can't stream. Hello,
Speaker 1: we have a problem, So I really I. I do
Speaker 1: a software upgrade. No it doesn't work. Um, I reboot
Speaker 1: the WiFi. It doesn't work. So I start googling the problem.
Speaker 1: So the solution most common is to change the country
Speaker 1: right because it has to a country you're in. It says,
Speaker 1: change it to any country but America, and then when
Speaker 1: you change it back to America, it will reset and
Speaker 1: it'll work. So I do that. No, it doesn't work.
Speaker 1: I reboot the TV. Doesn't work. I reset the factory standards.
Speaker 1: Doesn't work. In the side I did not. I couldn't
Speaker 1: get my leg up high enough on the wall. So
Speaker 1: finally I read that there's a defect in the LG
Speaker 1: televisions from this year, most of the models. There's a wire, right,
Speaker 1: it's a flat wire. Did you have to jiggle it?
Speaker 1: The wire? Right? So there's a wire that when they
Speaker 1: make the television. You know what when you fold when
Speaker 1: you take the corner of a piece of paper and
Speaker 1: you fold it over, so it forms a triangle. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: this wire as flat, would get folded to the left,
Speaker 1: so it would look like a triangle at the top.
Speaker 1: But so it'd have to make a left turn. So
Speaker 1: the wire goes in. It makes a left turn. When
Speaker 1: you turn it on itself, you bend it and it
Speaker 1: plugs into wherever plugs in. Okay that wire over time crimps. Ah, okay,
Speaker 1: So I had to after I watched the video take
Speaker 1: the TV off the wall, which, by the way, I hung.
Speaker 1: Have we haven't hung a television never? Oh yeah, I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah again with my maintenance people. I have three, three
Speaker 1: of us, and we did you drilled the whole all right?
Speaker 1: So I I hang all the TVs. So I take
Speaker 1: the TV off the wall. Now I have to take
Speaker 1: the entire frame off. I take the back off first, right,
Speaker 1: and in the back of this parts inside can take
Speaker 1: them off. Then you take the whole frame and the
Speaker 1: television off because it's not They don't make it easy.
Speaker 1: They don't want you and they don't want you to
Speaker 1: do it. No, they want you to say or they
Speaker 1: want you to bring it in for service. It would
Speaker 1: be great if you just push some buttons like the
Speaker 1: back of it like a laptop, you just slide the
Speaker 1: back off. Right. No, no, you have to take a
Speaker 1: screwdriver and pop, pop, pop all the clips and but
Speaker 1: they make a sound because they're plastic, like you cracked it.
Speaker 1: Now the back of these clips attack is the front bezel.
Speaker 1: It's the it's the punt of goes around the screen.
Speaker 1: So if you cracked this, you at as my besel right,
Speaker 1: So I get right, So I get this thing off,
Speaker 1: and it tells you take to take this flat wire off,
Speaker 1: flatten it back unfolded, right unfolded, and you make the
Speaker 1: turn twist it so you have to take off. So
Speaker 1: I understand where So you have to do all this
Speaker 1: just a crimp out of a wire? Right? So I
Speaker 1: did this right? You have to do it carefully because
Speaker 1: if you do anything wrong, you've ruined the wire and
Speaker 1: it's it's attached the wire is attached. It's not like
Speaker 1: it's just playing operation as a kids. It's attached to
Speaker 1: one other part of the TV that connects to the
Speaker 1: part of the part, so you can't even anyway the
Speaker 1: red noses lighting up. So it took me about an
Speaker 1: hour and it was all you had to do was
Speaker 1: just unfolded right, take off the little bend in half
Speaker 1: and just plug it in yourself, which I did and
Speaker 1: it worked. It worked fine, of course. Now here's the problem.
Speaker 1: I bought two televisions at the same time at PC Richards.
Speaker 1: You're waiting for the other one crap out. But they
Speaker 1: gave me like, actually a couple of bucks off of
Speaker 1: buying two of them. It was like during Black Friday
Speaker 1: weekend a few years ago. Right, I'm waiting for the
Speaker 1: next one now to crap out because it sounds like
Speaker 1: it was a fluke. It's a known problem that happens
Speaker 1: with these goddamn televisions. Damn yeah. So, by the way,
Speaker 1: a half hour ago, I had another pizza scam. When
Speaker 1: do you want to get to that? Another another scamboni?
Speaker 1: I got one more. By the way, if I'm wrong,
Speaker 1: we have shipped piling up here. And when I see
Speaker 1: ship piling up. It's in a toilet and it's about
Speaker 1: to go down, all right, but if I don't do
Speaker 1: it now, people are gonna get mad. Go go go,
Speaker 1: all right, go go gadget. There's a pizza place near
Speaker 1: where my mom lives. They have fantastic Sicilian pizza. The
Speaker 1: guy who works there, who owns the place, right, he's
Speaker 1: from our neighborhood and Bensonhurst, so he's he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: he's he's one of us. But he's like, you know, hey,
Speaker 1: how you doing. But he does the right thing, you know,
Speaker 1: like he's the good guy. So I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: saying it's a bad guy, but you know he's got
Speaker 1: that bad right. Thanks thanks Billy Ellish. Episode. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I call up and I say, now, I only usually
Speaker 1: eat Sicilian corners. I like to handle. So I'm driving
Speaker 1: home from my mom. I want the handle because it's
Speaker 1: easier to eat in the car. So I call up
Speaker 1: and I say to the girl, you got Sicilians. I
Speaker 1: need three Sicilian corners. You can also do that with
Speaker 1: the side corners and sides the middle. Thanks, but no
Speaker 1: thanks on the middle. But I like the corner. It's
Speaker 1: a good handle. It's solid and you can hold it
Speaker 1: from the corner from the If you do the side,
Speaker 1: you got to eat it at an angle. I don't
Speaker 1: want to do that. I want the corner so I
Speaker 1: can put. I can eat the at a diamond. I
Speaker 1: like to eat from the corner. I understand at an angle.
Speaker 1: She says, Yes, we've got three. Actually shows we have
Speaker 1: three slices of Sicilian left, a corner aside, and a middle.
Speaker 1: We have three left. Now, I love this a Sillian pizza. Right, okay,
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, give me all three? Not
Speaker 1: a problem. All right? How did you manage with the middle? Well?
Speaker 1: I figured I wouldn't need all three slices on the
Speaker 1: ride home, so I'll say that the other one a
Speaker 1: knife and fork? Right? No, hell, no sacrilege. You know
Speaker 1: who did that? By the way, your daughter. No. There
Speaker 1: is a famous clip if you can find it on
Speaker 1: Laine because it's only on It was only on Comedy
Speaker 1: Central's website. It was j Start from the Daily Show
Speaker 1: was talking about a certain New Yorker who in an
Speaker 1: episode of whatever TV show he was being filmed that
Speaker 1: he was eating pizza with a knife and fork. Yep, Okay, now,
Speaker 1: that guy may or may not be president. Now it's
Speaker 1: a hilarious clip about how New Yorkers don't eat pizza
Speaker 1: with a knife and fork anyway. So I get there.
Speaker 1: The place is busy, right, everyone's got masks on, no complaints,
Speaker 1: and Uh, I said, David, I'm having my three siling slices.
Speaker 1: The owner UH is working behind the counter, and the
Speaker 1: girl says, here you go. I opened the box to
Speaker 1: put a little regano on top, and I see that
Speaker 1: the corner looks normal. The side is a little bit
Speaker 1: bigger than a normal slice, a little bit, and the
Speaker 1: middle is a tiny little nothing. No that, so it's
Speaker 1: it's sort of so when they when they slice the
Speaker 1: entire pie, that was the fucking you know, that was
Speaker 1: the orphan slice, right, that was the runt of the litter.
Speaker 1: So everyone else who ordered the outside they got the
Speaker 1: benefit of the middle. The middle slice being small, all
Speaker 1: the sides got an extra, right, I'm telling you, it
Speaker 1: wasn't like a smid small. Don't tell who you complained
Speaker 1: about this, brod not hold on? Hold on. So I
Speaker 1: said to the guy, I said, hey, listen, he knows me.
Speaker 1: I'm a regular customer there. We've talked about Brooklyn. But
Speaker 1: hold on, okay, but here's okay, continue again. I was
Speaker 1: gonna come right back at you. It's scary. It was tiny.
Speaker 1: It was tiny. So I said, hey, um, different slice.
Speaker 1: No you didn't. It was the last day I did well.
Speaker 1: I the girl said to me she had three slices,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. They gave you. What happened? Did they
Speaker 1: have at So I figured maybe he'd go like, oh,
Speaker 1: just give me, like pay for two or something. Right,
Speaker 1: he goes uh. I said, yeah, but the other one
Speaker 1: is bigger, so it's all the same. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I was going to say the same thing team him.
Speaker 1: So he says that the side is bigger, so it's scary.
Speaker 1: The side was like ten percent bigger and the middle
Speaker 1: was fifty smaller. I'm paying full price. I didn't ask
Speaker 1: for the slice with an extra that's a bonus, but
Speaker 1: the little one. So why does it only work in
Speaker 1: your favor? Why did there a struggling business in these
Speaker 1: COVID times? They should have cut the pizza the right
Speaker 1: We're can quibbling over the side list and you've got
Speaker 1: a little bit extra on the other slice. Extra you
Speaker 1: got really ready scary? This was like a cracker. This
Speaker 1: was like prischetta. This is like when you go to
Speaker 1: the go to the restaurant they put prishetta on a
Speaker 1: little slice of toasted Italian bread. That's what it was.
Speaker 1: It was made. Gus just ordered the two slices and
Speaker 1: walk away. You don't need to point you aren't. You
Speaker 1: weren't even gonna eat the slice. Hold on, that's my question.
Speaker 1: See you agree with me, then see what you would
Speaker 1: have done. I said, you would have said, no, just
Speaker 1: give me two slices. Then right, I would have said,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not gonna eat. You even said
Speaker 1: at the beginning of this conversation you wouldn't have had
Speaker 1: You wouldn't have eaten the third slice anyway, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: even you didn't even like the middle. So guess what.
Speaker 1: So I would cut my losses, not even loss. I
Speaker 1: would pay for the two. I could extra on the
Speaker 1: other one you and I would tell him. I would
Speaker 1: tell him to take the little one back out of
Speaker 1: the box. I would tap out. I would do that. Okay,
Speaker 1: then you agree with me? So is that what you did? No?
Speaker 1: I I sucked it up because I love the place.
Speaker 1: I don't want to piss the guy off. And I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, yeah, okay. But I said to myself
Speaker 1: podcast what I would, what I would, but I knew
Speaker 1: you'd agree with me. I go, okay, then take it back,
Speaker 1: take it back, but I don't need that. You can't
Speaker 1: sell it. No one's gonna pay full price for that slice, nobody.
Speaker 1: He's gonna end up in the garbage. Or he should
Speaker 1: have said to me. He should have said to me,
Speaker 1: guy from Brooklyn. He should have said, hey, regular customer
Speaker 1: comes in with a silion every week. Here's a body.
Speaker 1: I'm want to get a charge of it to the
Speaker 1: little shitty once afraid all right, but you would have
Speaker 1: done to see, but I will. I might have said, look,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna finish off the box whatever. If I
Speaker 1: wanted a third slice that badly, I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm getting a little extra on this other slice. So
Speaker 1: I'm getting a lot extra on this, all right, You
Speaker 1: win something, you lose some, I'll I'll take all three.
Speaker 1: If I lose too small, how small it's too small? Well,
Speaker 1: just look down right, no one's paying full price for
Speaker 1: that either. Try to meat with body and scary all right,
Speaker 1: So I have to clear something up real before we go,
Speaker 1: and this is we don't know before we go to
Speaker 1: the next thing. What we're gonna talking about. Um, you
Speaker 1: know grammar police jingle? Ready, Okay, I will do that.
Speaker 1: Stop typing more code over here. UM sending telegrams back
Speaker 1: to He's going back to the future. Okay. Um. So
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say that Jorge Martinez was nice
Speaker 1: enough last week to send us. Uh, he sent this.
Speaker 1: What did his snacks? Right? Remember he got you your scoops, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, come and get your box of ship.
Speaker 1: I have an accruing box of crap that is sitting
Speaker 1: in my living room. I got nowhere to put it
Speaker 1: of a small apartment, all right, So he got scoops
Speaker 1: we talked about in the last episode. But then mysteriously
Speaker 1: in the box was a cosplay mask. And I mentioned
Speaker 1: the name of the person, so I gave them credit.
Speaker 1: They sent us this cosplay mask. This is part of
Speaker 1: the free it for us segment and um, but also
Speaker 1: mysterious mysteriously appearing were these Brooklyn T shirts. It was
Speaker 1: a Brooklyn speaking of pizza. It was the Brooklyn Square
Speaker 1: since since two thousand one, and their black T shirts.
Speaker 1: One for you, one for me and I and on
Speaker 1: the back is the big ee quote spread love. It's
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Way with the Brooklyn Bridge there, which by
Speaker 1: the way, looks like our Brooklyn Bridge from our logo,
Speaker 1: which is interestingly close by the way if you examine
Speaker 1: it anyway. So so, so he sent us these two shirts. Um,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know that that was part of his package. See, somebody,
Speaker 1: somebody opened up. We've been having this problem lately at
Speaker 1: the radio station we did. We talked about it with
Speaker 1: the chlorox wipes. Um. People have been sifting through our
Speaker 1: ship or opening boxes and then resealing them or whatever
Speaker 1: it was. Because when I opened up the box of
Speaker 1: free ship for us, that mask was in there, which
Speaker 1: Jorge did not send, and these shirts were on top
Speaker 1: of the box, which made me believe that they were
Speaker 1: that they weren't part of what Jorge said. I thought
Speaker 1: he just sent us to snacks and uh, you understand,
Speaker 1: you followed so far the snacks and all right whatever
Speaker 1: he said to me an almond flour cookies or whatever.
Speaker 1: All right, So he and there was a letter in
Speaker 1: the box that I never made it to my hands,
Speaker 1: So I never fucking knew what the hell was going on.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, here's some free ship for us,
Speaker 1: UM and I just saw Jorge Martinez and I read
Speaker 1: it off of the mailing label. That's why how I
Speaker 1: knew who it was. But he writes to us. He said, well,
Speaker 1: guess what what's up at Brooklyn Boys. It's this is
Speaker 1: the Jersey Boy, Jorge Martinez. He emailed this to us,
Speaker 1: this letter, he said, sending you a couple of shirts. Okay,
Speaker 1: this was okay. By the way, this was the letter
Speaker 1: that should have been in the box. I should have
Speaker 1: read with everything, which would have explained it so really quickly.
Speaker 1: I'm sending you a couple of shirts from one of
Speaker 1: the best pizzerias in New Jersey. Pizza Pete is a
Speaker 1: Brooklyn native and has brought his great pizza skills his
Speaker 1: talents to j acts in New Jersey. The place is
Speaker 1: called Brooklyn Square and he's known for his upside down
Speaker 1: square pies, which, by the way, we've been talking about
Speaker 1: NonStop on this podcast since episode zero. I've been delivering
Speaker 1: product to his three locations for a couple of years now.
Speaker 1: So I figured why not hook up the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: with shirts to represent a Brooklyn native. That's the shirts
Speaker 1: we have here, not a sponsor. Both of you should
Speaker 1: definitely give it a taste. Um. Dave Portnoy, the stool
Speaker 1: President day from Barstool Sports, gave him an eight point
Speaker 1: nine in his one Bye pizza reviews. You've seen those
Speaker 1: on YouTube. Hey, Frankie, Frankie, you know the Reverando's rules.
Speaker 1: Just one bye, Dave Portnoy. Um. Also, I have bought
Speaker 1: two of the Brooklyn Boys T shirts. So he bought
Speaker 1: these for us and sent them one. Oh no, he
Speaker 1: brought two from our store, the merch store, which we
Speaker 1: have to mention in a second, the Brooklyn Boys merch Store,
Speaker 1: one for myself and the other for Pizza Pete. So
Speaker 1: he bought so Pizza Pete gave us two of his
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Square Pizza T shirts. And you know, uh, Jorge
Speaker 1: Martinez picked up the tab for a two Brooken Boys
Speaker 1: T shirts for himself he bought. W wait a second,
Speaker 1: shouldn't we give him free Brooken Boys T shirts if
Speaker 1: he's given us all this free crap, the snacks and
Speaker 1: these pizza shirts. I don't know anyway, Uh, anyway, we're
Speaker 1: all supporting the system. I hook you guys, up with
Speaker 1: some treats to Brody. The multi green tostito scoops scary,
Speaker 1: some low carb chocolate chip cookies. Since you've been trying
Speaker 1: out vegan ones, this was really sore of thoughtful of you, um,
Speaker 1: the snack on these while the big show is going on.
Speaker 1: These are vegan. I made a big deal about vegan cookies.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so, Jorge, thank you for sending the letter
Speaker 1: that I was supposed to read that was in the
Speaker 1: fucking box that Brody mysteriously disappeared. So the letter was missing.
Speaker 1: Didn't disappeared, No, Brody, the letter was missing. That's why
Speaker 1: when I came. When we if you listen to the
Speaker 1: last episode and we got all this free ship, I
Speaker 1: thought it came from like three, you know, three different people.
Speaker 1: I had no idea what was going on. Fucking hey man,
Speaker 1: why do people open up boxes leaving them for us?
Speaker 1: And then then I mean, this is a real problem.
Speaker 1: Do we really solute it for free ship? For us?
Speaker 1: Right now? If this is the way it's gonna be
Speaker 1: going forward, we have to worry about people coming in
Speaker 1: and opening our ship. Yeah. I don't trust anybody. They
Speaker 1: just stealing our ship left and right. Yeah, So anyway,
Speaker 1: So that was the letter that was supposed to be
Speaker 1: in the box. And then yes Brodie. Mysteriously those T
Speaker 1: shirts were from Jorge as well and Pizza Peete. So
Speaker 1: that's and I do have one free ship for us,
Speaker 1: but it's really free shipped for me. Does it really count? Uh? Sure?
Speaker 1: Why not? We have we have a free ship for
Speaker 1: us that's coming. Oh yeah, well no, we have a
Speaker 1: free ship for us. Also free ship us. Oh good
Speaker 1: you got yeah, Well this is scary now. I just
Speaker 1: really quickly, Um, if you could always send us free ship, yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel free for us. It would be great for us,
Speaker 1: but this is just for me in this case. UM,
Speaker 1: send it to Scary Jones, David Brodie, David Brodie, s
Speaker 1: Are Jones or whatever, in care of the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: Podcast Z one hundred radio New York City on radio
Speaker 1: two sixth Avenue or Avenue of the American New York City, one,
Speaker 1: New York, New York one zero zero one three. If
Speaker 1: you want to send free ship, it will get to
Speaker 1: the radio station. It might be opened. Who knows if
Speaker 1: it'll ever make it to us. But I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: and look every single day that I have a packed
Speaker 1: with the mail guy. Now say, yo, anytime you see that,
Speaker 1: go hide it in this area so no one can
Speaker 1: open our ship. And we get all this confusion. Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, the mail guy knows that's something shipped
Speaker 1: to me. Now he just takes it and sends it
Speaker 1: right to my house. Good. Yeah, well it's the best,
Speaker 1: all right? Maybe I should Maybe so, I want to
Speaker 1: shout out to Kimberly's trendy boutique. I don't know where
Speaker 1: you are. I think it's an Instagram store on Etsy.
Speaker 1: She sent me a T shirt. She's competing against the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys March store. And is this even legal Brodie?
Speaker 1: She's she's she's she's manufacturing and selling shirts about Elvis
Speaker 1: Durand's Big Show. They're different quotes on different shirts. And
Speaker 1: on this T shirt that she sent me for free
Speaker 1: was Mr Michael Oppenheimer is my favorite telemarketer. And in
Speaker 1: parentheses she writes a k A. Skeary Jones. This shirt
Speaker 1: says Mr Michael Oppenheimer went. By the way, if you're
Speaker 1: not listening to the Big Show, that is a telephone
Speaker 1: telemarketer character that they do um on for phone taps
Speaker 1: to to to piss people off. And pissed the funk
Speaker 1: out of them. I've done enough for years, and uh
Speaker 1: now my question you is, is Kimberly profiting off our
Speaker 1: bones because she's sending She sent me a free copy
Speaker 1: of the shirt, which is nice, thank you, But I
Speaker 1: don't know, Brodie, how do you feel about her taking?
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm upset that I'm not on the
Speaker 1: shirt and I'm not her favorite phone tappers, so that's
Speaker 1: problem number one. So it sounds to me you ever
Speaker 1: go to a concert, right, you go to a concert
Speaker 1: of a rock band, right then you go out, or
Speaker 1: a baseball game and you go out, or any kind
Speaker 1: of concert don't be a rock band, and you go outside,
Speaker 1: and then those those guys who go twenty dollars inside
Speaker 1: ten dollars outside. Yes, of course, they gave me the prices,
Speaker 1: and they sell the shirts that they pull out of
Speaker 1: their bag or their underwear right on in the puffy coat,
Speaker 1: they pull out the shirts, whatever side you need. Um
Speaker 1: is she gonna stand outside our studio someday, go on
Speaker 1: Alvistrand Morning Show studio building, get Travis Duran's shirts. Twenty
Speaker 1: hours inside ten dollars outside. She's she's so yeah, she
Speaker 1: knocking us off. Is that what she's doing. I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: we're not. We're not sharing any of the profits. That's correct,
Speaker 1: by the way. If you I would say it's intellectual property,
Speaker 1: but none of us stuff is intellectual zero. Um. In fact,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to see if she did something with you
Speaker 1: brodie for you, because I could tell you if you
Speaker 1: go on Instagram to add Kimberly's Trendy boutique and it's
Speaker 1: k I M b e r l e e s
Speaker 1: Trendy Boutique. She also has a T shirt that she's
Speaker 1: selling called it says I love Elvis Durrand in the
Speaker 1: Morning Show and it's with the Morning Show's colors but
Speaker 1: not a logo, so there's no copyright infringement there. So
Speaker 1: it's a why don't we go to her website that's
Speaker 1: using Elvis's Elvis's name is trademarked, right, But now take
Speaker 1: a look at her last two Instagram posts. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to Mr Michael Oppenheimer's shirt is on there.
Speaker 1: You could see it. You could buy it from her store. Now,
Speaker 1: I mean, you're encouraging thievery. Is it thievery? Though? That's
Speaker 1: a question do you think Do you think Metallica when
Speaker 1: they're on stage says, hey, guys, if you go outside,
Speaker 1: you can get the shirts for less. That's what you're
Speaker 1: doing right now. Um you're doing. I'm looking through all
Speaker 1: of her shirts. She looks like she makes shirts for
Speaker 1: every everybody. She does. She puts Skanke shirts, Cowboy shirts. No,
Speaker 1: go to go to Instagram real quick and see I'm
Speaker 1: talking about eat, sleep, soccer repeat. She made a shirt
Speaker 1: called I don't think that's uh, you know, proprietary and
Speaker 1: for Asian is that intelligence step belongs to a certain
Speaker 1: company now bibbity bobbity bump bump, a takeoff of Disney
Speaker 1: bibbity bobby bump. She has a shirt I can fix you. Um,
Speaker 1: I can play it might be upset about that eats, sleep,
Speaker 1: baseball repeat cold play. That's right, you know what she's
Speaker 1: taking everyday life quote she's tagging. She tagged Elvistrand the
Speaker 1: morning show. She tagged all of us. Oh this must
Speaker 1: I don't remember seeing this two days ago. Um no,
Speaker 1: it's complimentary. I got a comment. But she's not making complimentary. Listen,
Speaker 1: but she can. It's somebody complementary, like it's a compliment
Speaker 1: to us. It's not complimentary as it's free. Well we're not.
Speaker 1: We're not seeing a dime at it. I'm not getting
Speaker 1: profits off the she is selling Elvis and our look
Speaker 1: colors that color. She's a huge fan of the show.
Speaker 1: We're just blowing up her Instagram right now. But if
Speaker 1: you buy a shirt from her what she put what
Speaker 1: if she makes a shirt with Nike swation rights? Just
Speaker 1: do that right and let's do it. Do you think
Speaker 1: he's gonna come after her? Yeah? She is. She teetering
Speaker 1: here is it's like a gray area. Is No, it's
Speaker 1: a green and blue area. It's the colors of the
Speaker 1: She's a shirt called Beauty and the bump like for
Speaker 1: like Theoppenheimer shirt. And I'm thinking, yeah, that's that's your shirt,
Speaker 1: like which is called a Kuna matata. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is blatant, dude. She's got Halloween Town, Adams Family,
Speaker 1: Beetle Juice, and Casper those are those are trademark games. Well,
Speaker 1: she's got a huge store online right now. I mean,
Speaker 1: God bless her. Right now. She's off free free shipping
Speaker 1: with the purchase. Do you know what this is like?
Speaker 1: When you promoted the set call her Daddy podcast. You
Speaker 1: can't you can't point out things that are that don't better. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm sure Kimbily is a wonderful woman, but she has
Speaker 1: bad taste and phone taps, but I love you, Kimberly
Speaker 1: put my name. She's got Disney merchandise on here, dude,
Speaker 1: by this reminds me in Brooklyn, growing up in Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: growing up, there was a Middle Eastern uh like falafel
Speaker 1: place in Brooklyn that when they had a mural on
Speaker 1: the wall with um with Aladdin, and there was the guy.
Speaker 1: It was the guy literally the cartoon was was was
Speaker 1: absolutely like drawing the same exact way, and he was
Speaker 1: like holding like a Peter pocket of and I'm like
Speaker 1: copyright infringement much. They had pictures of Mickey Mouse and
Speaker 1: Donald Duck on their wall, and I like the guy.
Speaker 1: Forget what I think it was in Maine. It was
Speaker 1: somewhere in the northeast. They opened up a place called
Speaker 1: McDonald's Pizza. The guy who owned the place was actually
Speaker 1: named McDonald's I think, and McDonald sued him in one
Speaker 1: how's it possible that's his name? Yeah, because because he
Speaker 1: his thought was well McDonald's applying to pizza is not
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to like rip off the name. They said, no,
Speaker 1: it's food related. Can't do it, dude, I uh, this
Speaker 1: is this is this is like stealing cable. He's like,
Speaker 1: this is like hacking somebody's But I love Kimberly. Kimberly.
Speaker 1: If you're listening to this, and I'm sure someone's gonna
Speaker 1: point taps she loves Michael, I got no problem with it.
Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute, it gets worse. In the picture
Speaker 1: of the Elvis Durand shirt, she has a screenshot on
Speaker 1: the side of the picture with Elvis Durand's Instagram, so
Speaker 1: it looks like he's approving of it. Oh man, that
Speaker 1: is some It's close. It's close, No, because you're gonna
Speaker 1: if someone was to go to her site on Instagram,
Speaker 1: they can actually click on it and buy something and
Speaker 1: they'll get a copy. You know, you want the Oppenheimer shirt.
Speaker 1: You can buy an Oppenheimer shirt if you're a fan.
Speaker 1: You don't trying to promote because it's got your name on.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to promote it because I don't see
Speaker 1: a penny of it. I don't see it. We don't
Speaker 1: get from you, like the free advertising. No, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: been saying to what I'm you're asking a questions in
Speaker 1: a SCAMBOONI it's not a SCAMBOONI because people get what
Speaker 1: they pay for. People bow But she's but she's ripping
Speaker 1: off Disney. You can't use Disney Mini mouse logos without
Speaker 1: paying Disney. Hilarious. And before you say Disney makes enough money,
Speaker 1: that's not the point. And they're not making any money
Speaker 1: right now, they're empty. Right, all right, Look, I give
Speaker 1: you points. Look the stuff looks great. I mean, she's talented.
Speaker 1: I'll give you that Brodie phone tap shirt. I gotta
Speaker 1: call I gotta call fail on this one. She's gonna
Speaker 1: make a free dessert shirt before the Brooklyn Boys design one.
Speaker 1: She's gonna get all the profits. All right, you know what,
Speaker 1: this will be a good time to shout out another
Speaker 1: person with a with a store on Instagram. Right, String
Speaker 1: and and Loop unless that's a typo. She wrote String
Speaker 1: and the Loop, Cody listener, I've been listening to you
Speaker 1: both on The Big Show for the last ten years
Speaker 1: and would love to work with you to make custom
Speaker 1: socks for the podcast. Yes, so what does she do?
Speaker 1: She designed beautiful orange and blue socks with the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys logo and the Brooklyn bridge and one sock says Brody,
Speaker 1: one socks says scary. And guess you can put it
Speaker 1: on either either side, so you get to have it
Speaker 1: say scary brodye Brooklyn scary. Now here's the thing right left.
Speaker 1: She asked us, do you want to do this together? Right?
Speaker 1: Do you want to work together? We'll work on the
Speaker 1: profits together, the costs together, and I'll make it for
Speaker 1: you and you can sell it on your website. That
Speaker 1: is how you do it. Now that brings me to
Speaker 1: another question. Slices. You have to buy a lot of
Speaker 1: socks to make the socks. In other words, you can't
Speaker 1: make five pair of socks. You got an ordum in bulk,
Speaker 1: so the cost goes down. We learned that when we
Speaker 1: got into the merch business three months ago. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: we wanted to buy the shirts and the masks. That's
Speaker 1: what a huge bill like, Hey, it's gonna a lot
Speaker 1: of bunny to make those shirts. And by the way,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot dot com scary. If
Speaker 1: I go first you, oh yeah, that's Brooklyn Boys dot
Speaker 1: Big Cartel dot com. Go there for your and it's
Speaker 1: cartel with a C A R T E. L. We
Speaker 1: have masks, we have women's tanks, and we have unisex
Speaker 1: t shirts and very happy to say the amounts are
Speaker 1: very low. So I would say get in now on
Speaker 1: these designs, especially the mask scam. The mask not a scam. Legitimately,
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta get. Dr Fauci says, there's a
Speaker 1: second wave coming. Get that Brooklyn Boys mask. Order it now,
Speaker 1: that's right, rather than using the same cruddy mask every
Speaker 1: single day. Do you look into side? Do you ever
Speaker 1: look inside your mask if you take it off and say,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you know what, now's the time to
Speaker 1: buy a Brooklyn Boys mask. If you have an ugly mask,
Speaker 1: or you use the thin surgeonal ones that are more
Speaker 1: disposable after one or two uses, you can use our
Speaker 1: a mask as a cover and wear it over the
Speaker 1: cheap looking mask so you have a logo and you
Speaker 1: can fancy up the ugly ones. That's like putting a
Speaker 1: different filter over on our mask every time. You never
Speaker 1: have to wash our mask. Well, filter like an Instagram filter,
Speaker 1: not like a air filter. Right right now, Yeah, I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like a protective It's like when women try on bikinis,
Speaker 1: the bottoms in the dressing room, they have that that
Speaker 1: layer of protection. Let the surgical masks be the layer
Speaker 1: of protection between your just what's scary? And I need
Speaker 1: to know. And I'm not talking to the five of
Speaker 1: you that always tweet and always buy and like your Jenevic.
Speaker 1: We know you guys, right, which we were talking about
Speaker 1: different people that don't always buy or did by this
Speaker 1: time because we saw a lot of shirts and felt
Speaker 1: rich felts right, rich, right, But if you don't normally
Speaker 1: interact with us, right, we want your honest opinion at
Speaker 1: David Brody had Scary Jones at the Brook and Boys
Speaker 1: on Twitter, Instagram on Twitter, really yeah, but Instagram too
Speaker 1: because some we don't have Twitter. Well, then then you
Speaker 1: have to do I'll check the d M. I'll check
Speaker 1: the d M on Instagram. Will put up a picture
Speaker 1: of the socks. But to see if you're interested in
Speaker 1: the comment on the socks and how much would you
Speaker 1: pay for these socks? Because we have to we have
Speaker 1: to figure out how much don't want to get into
Speaker 1: that wee thing is. We have to calculate how many
Speaker 1: we'd have to order in order to even like break even.
Speaker 1: I just want to break even on this ship. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: we just want to know if you would buy Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys socks, especially if you've already bought a shirt or
Speaker 1: tank top or a mask. Would you be interested in
Speaker 1: brody and scary socks? And by the way, because they're
Speaker 1: very well designed, they're beautiful. And by the way, Cody
Speaker 1: sent us a box of them, a few of them
Speaker 1: for us as samples. So shout out to Cody again
Speaker 1: not only not but not only manufacture without telling us,
Speaker 1: but giving us some free ship. So, um, well, I'm
Speaker 1: putting my name on one of the socks. So let
Speaker 1: us know if you would want Brooklyn Boys socks, and
Speaker 1: we will add it to the assortment of the next
Speaker 1: wave of stuff. Okay, all right, Um, we have just
Speaker 1: a couple of more things to do and some emails
Speaker 1: and how I got so many grammar police real quick?
Speaker 1: And next week we'll let me tease something for next week,
Speaker 1: going on a group date with a first date exploit. Well,
Speaker 1: that's gonna take away too much time. And I'll do
Speaker 1: the alcohol thing next week. Yeah, yeah, let's save that. Okay,
Speaker 1: So two things I wanted, two little throwaways. Um, so
Speaker 1: I was talking about the boom mic. Right, this this arm,
Speaker 1: it's got three hinges, hinge at the bottom, hinge it
Speaker 1: them in the middle, and so it goes up down
Speaker 1: up right. But you could extend it so it's almost
Speaker 1: straight if you wanted to, right, Okay, but I keep
Speaker 1: it where it's like, um, it's like an a shape.
Speaker 1: It goes up, down and up. It's like a w
Speaker 1: almost okay, so that the mic comes to my face
Speaker 1: level scary. And I haven't done a podcast in two weeks, right,
Speaker 1: because we're on vacation last week. We released one last week,
Speaker 1: but we recorded that and held two weeks ago a right,
Speaker 1: we released it on right Tuesday, So well, actually did
Speaker 1: we did? We did during your vacation, right, we did
Speaker 1: on vacation. Right, But it's been a week and a
Speaker 1: half since we did a podcast, so I haven't really
Speaker 1: spent a lot of time in the basement, so I
Speaker 1: don't know. It could have been three days ago, four
Speaker 1: days ago. But when I come down to the basement
Speaker 1: to my getting the most out of your porn Hub account,
Speaker 1: my god, I come down to the basement and my
Speaker 1: boom arm is extended, so it's mostly flat, right, and
Speaker 1: someone in my family is because you know, I'm sitting
Speaker 1: here by the washer and dryer, right, someone must have
Speaker 1: had a couple of items that don't go in the
Speaker 1: dryer and they were using my boom arm as a
Speaker 1: laundry clean a laundry hanger. I look a clothesline to
Speaker 1: try to try some things that are like too gentle,
Speaker 1: too delicate for the dryer. The funk out of here.
Speaker 1: My boom arm is not your laundry clothesline ridiculous. So
Speaker 1: so f I'm not gonna say if my family members
Speaker 1: but a that idea, all right, So I gotta complain
Speaker 1: about what happened on Slack today on the morning show.
Speaker 1: Slack is the chat room that we use during the
Speaker 1: show that we can all communicate with each other because
Speaker 1: we're all in different locations. So if Scary wants to
Speaker 1: Elvis sumthing in or I want to write a joke,
Speaker 1: we type it in the WhatsApp. But it has different
Speaker 1: features from it's a chat room, right, it's a chat okay,
Speaker 1: So I chime in from time to time. If Elvis says, oh,
Speaker 1: when's that, when's that story? What's that? When's that movie
Speaker 1: coming out? I will post a link in the chat room.
Speaker 1: Everybody could see it. So that's like, would you say,
Speaker 1: like seven of us in the chat room, right, Elvis
Speaker 1: and Nate and Scary and Froggy and Gandhi and Danielle
Speaker 1: and Sam and Garrett and me and sometimes Dianna, who's
Speaker 1: our videographer for the show, video video person. Okay, So
Speaker 1: this morning around eight eighty seven, eight fifty, after our
Speaker 1: moment of silence from eleven, I was thinking about all
Speaker 1: the times we've done this for nineteen years. Eighteen years
Speaker 1: we've been in the studio, right and eighteen years. We
Speaker 1: all get a little teary eyed. We all look at
Speaker 1: each other. We play this emotional song, we go to
Speaker 1: commercial and we all talk. We're all kind of like, hey,
Speaker 1: how you holding up? How are you doing? You're doing okay?
Speaker 1: We all kind of make eye contact during the song.
Speaker 1: We all kind of well up whatever. Behind the scene. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is I get very emotional nine eleven. Every year
Speaker 1: you get very emotional. And so we're all most of
Speaker 1: us are home. Scary is in the studio by himself,
Speaker 1: and Nate's out by the phones, and Scotty's in another room.
Speaker 1: We're all mostly alone, and then there's people in the
Speaker 1: zoom room. I am not in the zoom room until
Speaker 1: the fifteen minute morning show because there's no reason for
Speaker 1: me to be on camera. I'm just writing some stuff,
Speaker 1: you know. Whenever. So around eight fifty we play a song.
Speaker 1: It's emotional, and I put in the chat room. I
Speaker 1: really wish we were all in the studio. Miss you guys.
Speaker 1: Not what fucking person commented. Not one person wrote back, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I miss you two. Yeah, I wish you were here,
Speaker 1: wish we were together. Nobody liked it because he's a
Speaker 1: like feature that said, shit, I saw you rite that,
Speaker 1: and I agreed in my head, I'm like, yeah, YouTube, Bartie,
Speaker 1: I feel the same way. Yeah, Well, did you write
Speaker 1: me too? Did you write I? Did you? Did you
Speaker 1: have a thumbs up? Did you like it? No? No
Speaker 1: one said ship with What were the yellow clown hand emoji?
Speaker 1: What are we gonna do something? I got nothing. So
Speaker 1: here I am. My guts are out on the couch
Speaker 1: right and I'm I'm ready to bawl. Your nuts are
Speaker 1: out on the couch, what like like my like my
Speaker 1: inside your guts, My nuts are out of the like
Speaker 1: you know, you were using your basement for porn exactly
Speaker 1: you have that feeling in your stomach, like a pitt
Speaker 1: in your stomach. I'm like, and I'm welling up. You're
Speaker 1: having you were all up in your fields. I'm feeling
Speaker 1: I'm I'm like remembering nine eleven when it happened I
Speaker 1: got you, and I'm like, big mood, big mood, big mood,
Speaker 1: like sad, a f big dick, energy, b right right,
Speaker 1: high key not low key, high key emotion, all of
Speaker 1: that not low key right, So you were you were
Speaker 1: feeling it right, So you said that, you said low
Speaker 1: key on the on the air today. You sounded so wrong.
Speaker 1: You said something like I said, two guys, I said
Speaker 1: a couple were low key riding a horse to Asberry
Speaker 1: Park because they were just like they were doing a horse.
Speaker 1: They were normalizing it. It's not normal to ride a
Speaker 1: horse to Asbury Park. But low key was your attempt
Speaker 1: to sound twenty five? Yeah, they were low key riding
Speaker 1: a horse. They were riding a horse. No, but they
Speaker 1: were doing it low key. They weren't. They weren't on
Speaker 1: a race track, dirt race track, galloping with the horse,
Speaker 1: because that would have been normal. But but but two
Speaker 1: horses or on the plural of horses. He's two, he's
Speaker 1: what he's like. And geese so two, he's so he's
Speaker 1: were a couple and elderly couple were just click click
Speaker 1: click click walking like like with the two horses, like
Speaker 1: one back of the other, and they're just walking on
Speaker 1: the sidewalk riding these horses. So they were a little
Speaker 1: key riding the horses, like trying to do it unobtrusively,
Speaker 1: just kind of as if it was something you see
Speaker 1: every day and it wasn't. That's what. It just sounded wrong.
Speaker 1: It did not sound out of place. I used it
Speaker 1: in the right terminology, used it. You used it, but
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have used it. That's all I'm saying. Fun yourself.
Speaker 1: Where you not assigned to fucking age, gender or anything else.
Speaker 1: I don't need to hear your ship. Actually, most languages
Speaker 1: do assign words to genders. Um anyway, Um, So nobody
Speaker 1: responded and you were looking, so was it more somebody okay,
Speaker 1: somebody to go Yeah. That't mean I'm feeling you, brodie.
Speaker 1: That's selfish because either you're in the moment for a
Speaker 1: reason and you throw it out there, or you're you're
Speaker 1: writing something to get a response and it sounds to
Speaker 1: me right now, Brodie, that you needed to get a response. No.
Speaker 1: If you said if you're if you're dating a girl
Speaker 1: right and you say to them you know what, Mary,
Speaker 1: I think I love View and they say nothing. That
Speaker 1: sucks right, Yeah, that sucks right. Okay, that's what happened.
Speaker 1: I talked Mary, I loved her, and Mary fucking didn't
Speaker 1: even comment. She just kept going, You're not that, someone said.
Speaker 1: Then Nate wrote, go to spots. You told ELVISI had
Speaker 1: a zip recruited commercial and go to Nobody commented nothing.
Speaker 1: But we were all feeling it. We were all in
Speaker 1: our in our hearts, you know. Then like like seven
Speaker 1: post laid a, Garrett wrote I love you guys, and
Speaker 1: somebody wrote love you too. Garrett took you all so wrong,
Speaker 1: just wrong, speaking a wrong. Give me the grammar police jingle.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, really grim pole Leema police police police,
Speaker 1: who spelled something wrong? Okay? Can we can we kill
Speaker 1: it with the A T, M machines and the then
Speaker 1: numbers we listen. I love you all. I love YouTube Brodie,
Speaker 1: but enough is enough is enough? We've been down this
Speaker 1: road before. Hey listen, if you want to tweet an
Speaker 1: incorrect then number A t M signed great, we're gonna
Speaker 1: We're gonna tweet them. We'll retweet them from the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys account. Not a problem. I love that we could
Speaker 1: point out people's mistakes, but to keep going over it
Speaker 1: on this podcast where the same different people are making
Speaker 1: the same error at nauseum and we know the culprits,
Speaker 1: we know the three things that people do in life
Speaker 1: A t M then those things, I think we should
Speaker 1: make it a point to not do them on this
Speaker 1: podcast and waste any more time because we get it already.
Speaker 1: But I will retweet pictures if you send them from
Speaker 1: the brook to the Brooklyn Boys Twitter. Okay, so I
Speaker 1: got a couple of grammar problems. Someone sent me a picture.
Speaker 1: Um it was Oh god, I don't remember who sent it.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, but thank you. It's a picture of
Speaker 1: a T shirt and it's supposed to be promoting adoption
Speaker 1: versus abortion, and I'm not getting into that, but but
Speaker 1: it's is what is what it was. It's the word
Speaker 1: abortion with the BE crossed out right and the T
Speaker 1: crossed out right, and above the B is a D
Speaker 1: and above the T is a P. So they're trying
Speaker 1: to go from abortion to adoption adoption right, and it
Speaker 1: says two letters that can save a life, and I thought, wow,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a very clever shirt. The problem is
Speaker 1: there's an R there so it says adoption. I'll I
Speaker 1: don't want to post it because I don't want people
Speaker 1: to comment on the like I don't want to get
Speaker 1: into an abortion adoption debate because it'll it'll turn into
Speaker 1: something that it isn't. But taking it at value, shirt,
Speaker 1: somebody made the shirt, like, how clever. It's just two letters.
Speaker 1: You change the B from a board to a door
Speaker 1: and the TE from shun to right right understood, right,
Speaker 1: But but if you spell it out, which us those
Speaker 1: two letters changed should have? They should adoption adorpian. This
Speaker 1: is on a T shirt or is this on a sign?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send it to you right now. They should
Speaker 1: have crossed out the R not the T. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna send it to you right now. You can see it.
Speaker 1: Scared hold on. So that's a major fail. On on.
Speaker 1: On a positive note, you know they're trying to say something.
Speaker 1: You see it coming on right now, you'll see it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So that's your message always is always diluted by bad grammar.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, okay. So here's another one that I got
Speaker 1: sent to me. I'm gonna pull it up here. Someone said, oh, um,
Speaker 1: they sent me this picture the front door of a
Speaker 1: restaurant that said it's for door dash. It says on
Speaker 1: the window they handwritten sign on the restaurant please call
Speaker 1: before you order. Wait, how would I order if I
Speaker 1: didn't call? That's right, please call before you order. That's
Speaker 1: not a grammar. Police think, that's just that's just that's well,
Speaker 1: that's just a big mess up. Um. I got one
Speaker 1: more here. Who sent this to me? Oh, I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry because I got into a whole thing with them
Speaker 1: about it, and I normally do a screenshot. So I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I apologize, but they sent me this. It's an ad
Speaker 1: for Scott Tissues, Scott toilet paper. It says Scott and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna post this one Scott Trusted since and under
Speaker 1: it is a bucket that says his, and it's got
Speaker 1: toilet paper, men's deodorant, a razor, and the other one
Speaker 1: has female Higgenda hygiene products, female razor tampons. And so
Speaker 1: the one on the left says his, and what is
Speaker 1: the one on the right say scary hers. No, it
Speaker 1: says her. Oh my god, that's terrible. His and her
Speaker 1: hiss in her right now. It all this is Scott
Speaker 1: tissue's head. This is Scott brand toilet paper. Now. The
Speaker 1: only way that works if you go, oh, that one's
Speaker 1: his and that one is for her rights. It's not
Speaker 1: him her, it's his and herror, it's his hers. That's
Speaker 1: a major campaign advertising. That's a lot of money spent there.
Speaker 1: Someone's going to lose their job over that, by the way,
Speaker 1: somebody should. I just got the T shirt or that
Speaker 1: with the adorption on it, and just so happened to
Speaker 1: The two letters that can save a life are D
Speaker 1: and p DP like double penetration. Oh my gosh. This
Speaker 1: is just an observation. You can't you can't fault me
Speaker 1: for pointing something out that's true. It's in there in
Speaker 1: black and white. I'm just pointing out the obvious. A
Speaker 1: screenshot of a map from the news. They took a
Speaker 1: screenshot of the television set and it's supposed to say
Speaker 1: areas shut down and it's Rochester, New York Area active
Speaker 1: active something I can't read whatever it was, and it
Speaker 1: says areas shut down. Oh, that was on television. It's
Speaker 1: on television now. This one is ironic and a little
Speaker 1: bit sad. And I did not write the woman back
Speaker 1: as I feel like it's for a good cause. Um,
Speaker 1: but I just thought, oh, that's not right and it
Speaker 1: and it's should be better than that. Um. Right now,
Speaker 1: a lot of teachers are going back to school, right obviously,
Speaker 1: and a lot of them have wish lists donors choose supplies, right,
Speaker 1: So a lot of teachers have been tweeting us, hey,
Speaker 1: check out my list, check out my lefe Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't want to embarrass anybody. I wouldn't mention the name,
Speaker 1: and it was it was a while ago, so I've
Speaker 1: held off on saying anything. But this is a school teacher.
Speaker 1: And what they wrote was us teachers need your help,
Speaker 1: us teachers and their teachers. So that that's irony right there, right?
Speaker 1: Is this what you're teaching my kids that I don't
Speaker 1: have that I would never will write it should obviously
Speaker 1: obviously scary, you know, it should be we teachers. And
Speaker 1: the way to remember it is if you took out
Speaker 1: the word teachers, would the sentence still makes sense. So
Speaker 1: you say we teachers need your help, you would say
Speaker 1: we need your help. But you wouldn't say us needs
Speaker 1: your help. You would not. And that's how you, that's
Speaker 1: how you, that's how you know that you're right or wrong. Right.
Speaker 1: You put that through a little litmus test. There our
Speaker 1: buddy James Hark Jr. Who's feeling better. God bless you James,
Speaker 1: who sent me all the baked, baked, baked, baked scoops. Uh.
Speaker 1: He sent us a sign that says, um, easy pays
Speaker 1: on everything. Might have signed in the window, Easy pays
Speaker 1: on everything. Exclusions apply on everything doesn't supply. That's the
Speaker 1: that's the legal e's team, uh way of covering their ass,
Speaker 1: like just in case, we gotta put exclusions apply because
Speaker 1: everything you said everything right. And Samantha Joe Holmes tweeted
Speaker 1: at US today a sign from UM. I think it's
Speaker 1: the UPS store in Ohio near where she lives. It's
Speaker 1: a big sign and it says we're printing and and
Speaker 1: the I N G is in white so it stands
Speaker 1: out we're printing and it says anything you need. And
Speaker 1: also Jake the producer from he did that. He sent
Speaker 1: the same sign, right, I didn't see that, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: saw it from him too. Now is it pring any
Speaker 1: anything you need anything? Or they or they are they
Speaker 1: saying like are they playing like ing is a noun?
Speaker 1: I think printing any I think they've been doing that
Speaker 1: on purpose and terrible ad terrible. Yeah, they're they're hoping
Speaker 1: you get the joke. UM. I also want to send
Speaker 1: the shout out to my man, Kenny Rook, because Kenny
Speaker 1: is an auto is an auto mechanic, and any time
Speaker 1: I've asked any questions about fixing my car, he immediately
Speaker 1: chimes in and helps me, offers me advice, says, you know,
Speaker 1: he'll fix my car if I drive to where he lives.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately not near me, but Kenny's a great guy. Kenny
Speaker 1: Kenny row Ark r O W A R K on
Speaker 1: the on the Twitter. You know where else you can
Speaker 1: get some good auto advice. No, I'm not doing it's
Speaker 1: half of my story. I'm sorry. Turn that off. It
Speaker 1: was a hold on. We're going to be on cue
Speaker 1: that time. It's my last thing. We were talking on
Speaker 1: the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast I want to say
Speaker 1: yesterday Thursday, Yes you can go watch it, and Danielle
Speaker 1: was talking about how mom's going away for two months
Speaker 1: or whatever. Um on wherever she's going, and she's leaving
Speaker 1: the car at Danielle's house. So Danielle said, do I
Speaker 1: need to do anything? Can the colleges sit there? So
Speaker 1: we all agreed, so I said, well, you need to
Speaker 1: start it. Everyone a couple of people said you need
Speaker 1: to start of the battery'll go dead. So then then
Speaker 1: somebody said, no, it doesn't go dead. It's fine. Wait,
Speaker 1: hold on a second, I'm gonna answer these telemarket call. Hello,
Speaker 1: Vehicle service department. We're calling about your vehicles manufacturers warrant
Speaker 1: that you have yet to extend your warranty the factory
Speaker 1: cut off. And this is a courtesy car asshole. I
Speaker 1: have a new car, it's a year old. There's no warranty.
Speaker 1: There's nothing that's extended out of it that is not
Speaker 1: it's not expiring. Yeah, hey press one to go fund yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's not stopped it. By the way. By the way,
Speaker 1: this podcast has been going on for the last hour,
Speaker 1: so three times from three different numbers that I didn't know,
Speaker 1: call that and I'm I'm angry, I'm pissed. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, so let me in this podcast. So we
Speaker 1: we agreed she needs to start the car. Occasionally said
Speaker 1: the batteriesn't go dead, even though some people who may
Speaker 1: have newer cars or like not that doesn't happen. It
Speaker 1: does happen, especially her car is a little older. Okay,
Speaker 1: battery is gonna die because it's still running. The clock
Speaker 1: in the car, it's still running things. You got to
Speaker 1: start the car occasionally. So then I said you have
Speaker 1: to move the car. Yes, why you have to move it? So,
Speaker 1: I said, because if you leave a car in one
Speaker 1: spot for too long with never moving it, the botom
Speaker 1: of the tires warps. That is that is correct. They
Speaker 1: warp and they go flat. You didn't say ship on
Speaker 1: the podcast because I think it's because other people wanted
Speaker 1: them to bury themselves. And yeah, and they were like,
Speaker 1: tires don't whoop. They sometimes get flat by you know what.
Speaker 1: That was me. That was me standing by. That was
Speaker 1: me and Michael Jackson Thriller in the fucking movie theater
Speaker 1: eating popcorn. I'm watching the Thriller video. Okay, so a
Speaker 1: couple of people start yelling at me, saying, tires don't warp,
Speaker 1: You're an idiot. They go flat, They lose aarrow. People
Speaker 1: their own graves on that one and right and so
Speaker 1: by the tire losing air. So this so so Nate says, well, Brody,
Speaker 1: you're wrong. That's just the tire going flat on the bottom.
Speaker 1: They go flat on the bottom. So I said, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: they go flat in the botom. They're not gonna go
Speaker 1: flat on the top, right, I said, But that's not
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. They warp. Brody're an idiot. They
Speaker 1: don't warp. So that was a smartass comment. You gotta
Speaker 1: you gotta admit that once you start throwing in like
Speaker 1: a snarky joke, like you lose it, you lose everybody.
Speaker 1: But you lose everybody, Brodie, that's what That's what you
Speaker 1: lost everybody. I already lost everybody, rather than anyone saying wow,
Speaker 1: maybe Brodie knows something. We don't this opportunity to learn, right,
Speaker 1: they're all like brillially talking about Listen, I've been driving
Speaker 1: cars for way too long, that's right. I know, a
Speaker 1: little sudden. My mom's car was parked for three months
Speaker 1: in a parking garage outdoor Garaga parking lot. She wasn't driving.
Speaker 1: You have to crank your car, no, no, but you
Speaker 1: tried to crank your own car once, didn't you I did. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you tried to see your own sea. Okay. So um,
Speaker 1: so I know that my mother's tires got warped because
Speaker 1: I didn't move it. That's how you learn. So everyone's
Speaker 1: giving me ship. So I google an article like I
Speaker 1: made a boom. A hundred articles come up that explain
Speaker 1: what happens is the weight of the car pushes down
Speaker 1: on the tires in the same spot, and after a
Speaker 1: while it makes the tire wark. You gotta move the car.
Speaker 1: You gotta turn it on and rock it a little
Speaker 1: bit moving you no rocking when you drive back like
Speaker 1: a what so different spots at the bottom. That's it, right,
Speaker 1: So you put the article out on the on the
Speaker 1: on the slack chat room that you're talking. Nobody says ship.
Speaker 1: He agrees that. Nobody says, oh you're right, Brody was sorry,
Speaker 1: No nothing, We'll just move on. Hey, Elvis, take a
Speaker 1: commercial break. You got a zip recruiter commercial here, right. So, so,
Speaker 1: Kenny Rowock writes, listening to the fifth tea in the podcast,
Speaker 1: I can attest that yes, tires will lose their shape.
Speaker 1: Uh and uh. And Daniel needs to unplug the negative
Speaker 1: post on her mom's car to save the battery. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Actual mechanic who knows what he's talking about agreed with me. Right, fine,
Speaker 1: but nobody acknowledged that you were right. That's also my point.
Speaker 1: Everybody fucked me in the chat room, and we've now
Speaker 1: we've now learned that Brody is more concerned with getting
Speaker 1: a response than actually, you know and and correcting everybody else,
Speaker 1: says Tommy. Danielle said in the chat room, Well, bro
Speaker 1: you just want to be right? So what do I say?
Speaker 1: Scared you? Remember? Well, who wants to be wrong? We
Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. I'll tell you what what
Speaker 1: you know? What's wrong? Why I never want to be wrong? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we're from Brooklyn. Boys from Brooklyn, Brooklin Boys, brock
Speaker 1: Brooklyn