1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:07,920 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that checked himself into a psych 2 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 1: ward after dinner the other night because he put one 3 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: lasagna on top of another one and realized he still 4 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:18,640 Speaker 1: just had one lasagna. Oh oh my gosh, it never end. 5 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:19,720 Speaker 2: That would break anyone. 6 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 1: We'd all be shook to from Laser Stories, the segment 7 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just 8 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we have a laser and 9 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,560 Speaker 1: those other pastaphobes just don't. This first laser story is 10 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:36,479 Speaker 1: out of Orlando, Florida, who a few months back, the 11 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,519 Speaker 1: Florida Lottery announced forty one year old Alto V. C. 12 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:43,240 Speaker 1: Morris played the five hundred x cash scratch off game 13 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:45,880 Speaker 1: and one one million dollars. 14 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:50,280 Speaker 2: Wow, it's always so crazy to me off a scratcher 15 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 2: just because I've only ever won like five bucks. Has 16 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 2: been my old. 17 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: Saying, you have to buy like the twenty thirty dollars 18 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 1: months to win the big jackpot. And she purchased the 19 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,160 Speaker 1: lucky ticket at a seven to eleven and claimed her 20 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 1: winnings immediately afterwards. 21 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 2: Good job. 22 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 1: When she went to the lottery headquarters, they got a 23 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 1: photo of her holding the giant check. 24 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:06,720 Speaker 2: Awesome. 25 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: Reporter asked how she felt, Alto VC replied with three 26 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:14,960 Speaker 1: words taken from an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, I'll be back. 27 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 2: Wow that's some confidence. 28 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:21,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, once again, what happened next? Just a few months later, 29 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 1: she was backed at lottery headquarters asking for more money 30 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: because she spent it all. 31 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think that's That's not how it works. 32 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just kidding. She was jumping for joy she 33 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 1: claimed her second one million dollar per week. What her 34 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 1: next ticket? Winter happened after she bought her dream home? 35 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 1: And she said, it all happened so fast. I first 36 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 1: win the lottery, and then as I'm closing on the house, 37 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 1: I stopped at a Sonoko food mart and it happened again. 38 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 2: Good, good Carmon. Is she created a past life for 39 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 2: subject like now's my dream car? Yeah. 40 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: Lottery officials were shocked, especially because she only bought two 41 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: scratch tickets during the entire tomb On spam, both off 42 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 1: the same game. 43 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,240 Speaker 2: Oh way, Wow. 44 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,080 Speaker 1: There is good news in Florida. Look at that. 45 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a shock in most shocking. 46 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,959 Speaker 1: Barn This next laser stories out of India. A man 47 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: was vacationing with his friends when the worst thing that 48 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:27,840 Speaker 1: could ever happen in Alexis's life actually happened. 49 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 2: Why his phone dropped in the water. 50 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 1: Rajish vishwas was visiting the Karkhetta Dam taking a selfie 51 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:40,799 Speaker 1: when he accidentally dropped it in the reservoir. Belawn, did 52 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: you know this? No? But what could be worse? While Alexis, 53 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 1: in that instance would probably just call her dad and 54 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 1: beg him to buy her a new one, yeah, the 55 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 1: thirty two year old had a different plan. First, he 56 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:55,640 Speaker 1: hired local divers to try and find the twelve hundred 57 00:02:55,680 --> 00:03:01,840 Speaker 1: dollars Samsung phone Why. Unfortunately for the divers Toldrajish that 58 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 1: the water level would have to be significantly lower for 59 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,080 Speaker 1: them to make any headway on that. 60 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, standing a damn, my gosh. 61 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 1: Yes, that's when he brought in a diesel pump to 62 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 1: start draining the reservoir. I can't do that, you can't. 63 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 1: He claimed that his phone contained sensitive government information on 64 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:25,079 Speaker 1: it and that he had the verbal ok from local 65 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,919 Speaker 1: water officials, and the pump ran for several days, pulling 66 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:33,079 Speaker 1: out more than five hundred thousand gallons of water. No way, 67 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,360 Speaker 1: I don't even. 68 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,160 Speaker 2: Know how much water that is, Like my head can't 69 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 2: wrap around that. 70 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 1: At long last, Rajish got his phone. 71 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 2: No, it actually worked. 72 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: His plan worked, but sadly his phone did not. 73 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 2: So it was all ford. 74 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: And it also turns out he didn't have permission to 75 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: do any of that. He was fined for dumping water 76 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 1: that was meant to be used by local farmers to 77 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 1: irrigate nearly fifteen hundred acres of land. 78 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 2: Today it's actually awful. Just a little famine to get 79 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 2: your phone back, Hose. I don't see what the problem is. 80 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 1: He also lost his job working as a food inspector. 81 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 2: Oh, that was his government job. 82 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 1: The sensitive government info on his phone turned out to 83 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 1: be food picks from the restaurants he was supposed to miss. 84 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 1: It's like what these apples? Yeah, I don't know, Jose 85 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:24,680 Speaker 1: can attest to that food picks? They're like gold, absolutely absolutely, 86 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,640 Speaker 1: I got the perfect shot of the other day, my 87 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:27,280 Speaker 1: favorites phone. 88 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:28,360 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah. 89 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 1: The next laysure stories out of the weird world of AI. 90 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,720 Speaker 1: Some guy tweeted a photo after his cousin in seventh 91 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: grade used chat GPT to cheat on a book report. 92 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: It was on the nineteen eighty nine novel The Joy 93 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 1: Luck Club. 94 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,160 Speaker 2: Oh, it's a good book, and the whole. 95 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,600 Speaker 1: Report is written out by. 96 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:50,040 Speaker 2: Hand, but he copied it, like, how did he copy it? 97 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,520 Speaker 1: Then by copying it reading and copied it free? 98 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 2: Did it? I did good in my English class. 99 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,880 Speaker 1: The first clue a kid didn't write it is the vocabulary, 100 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 1: because how many seventh graders use the word poignant? But 101 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 1: there's an even more obvious clue in that same exact paragraph, 102 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,680 Speaker 1: because even though he did copy this by hand, he 103 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,920 Speaker 1: forgot to remove chat GPT's disclaimer at the bottom. No, 104 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:19,839 Speaker 1: the last paragraph starts quote as an AI language model, 105 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 1: I don't have personal expectations or opinions, and that was 106 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:29,680 Speaker 1: written out on his paper. Oh my god, the smartest kid. 107 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,720 Speaker 1: Some people think that this is fake because the handwriting 108 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:34,960 Speaker 1: looks a little too good for a seventh grader. 109 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,080 Speaker 2: I don't know. I bet Jeff's handwriting look too good 110 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 2: for a sec. 111 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 1: Other people believe it's one hundred percent real, and a 112 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,840 Speaker 1: few commented that the kids now are just so lazy 113 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:47,560 Speaker 1: they can't even cheat the right way. That's the issue. 114 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 2: I mean, at least they're still writing by hand. 115 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,599 Speaker 1: For next Laser stories out of the study of life 116 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 1: as we know it, what's something a lot of people 117 00:05:57,160 --> 00:06:01,279 Speaker 1: think they're good at but aren't well. A worldwide studied 118 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,720 Speaker 1: was just done involving more than fourteen thousand people, and 119 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:08,000 Speaker 1: here are the top answers. Number seven, we think we're 120 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:15,320 Speaker 1: good at giving advice. Guess what, No, you're not. Number 121 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 1: six is parenting. Many many people think that. 122 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,039 Speaker 2: I feel like I'm a parenting idiot. I'm just trying 123 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,360 Speaker 2: to survive by the day, Jeff, I don't know what 124 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,120 Speaker 2: kind of vibe I'm putting out there, but it's not that. 125 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,799 Speaker 1: Number five that people think they're good at is singing, 126 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,360 Speaker 1: which is pretty evident on this show. I'm not going 127 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,680 Speaker 1: to name names, Jeff, you. 128 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:43,360 Speaker 2: Yourself a good singer. 129 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:49,640 Speaker 1: Number four being humble and thinks that they're humble, Not 130 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:50,120 Speaker 1: so much. 131 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,279 Speaker 2: Why would anyone on this show want to be humble? Though? 132 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:54,280 Speaker 1: I just want to say, out of all of us, 133 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 1: I'm the most humble. 134 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:56,919 Speaker 2: I have best at it yet. 135 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:05,120 Speaker 1: Number three we think we're good at staying out of drama. 136 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,840 Speaker 2: I am diving right into it. 137 00:07:07,279 --> 00:07:11,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, we all secretly really love it. Number two is driving. 138 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 2: Yeah. I could argue that I think your car bill difference. Yeah. 139 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,440 Speaker 1: And finally, the number one thing we think that we're 140 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 1: good at but we're not. Really is being a great listener? Really? 141 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 2: Did you not hear that. 142 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,239 Speaker 1: A great listener? Oh? I'm fine. 143 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 3: Thanks a few more that made the list flirting, lying, romance, cooking, 144 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:43,640 Speaker 3: and telling jokes? 145 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:48,320 Speaker 1: Who gave us a morning show? What do you call 146 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,840 Speaker 1: a famous turtle a celebrity? 147 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 2: Get out of here. 148 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,040 Speaker 1: The stories is over for the day. We're going to 149 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,440 Speaker 1: do it again, same time on Wednesday.